Fake Machu Picchu | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #188

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hit song come over and that music video. is located on the youtubes you can get. on there and get you a free hit of. Stevie's starlight whenever you want and. he came in here a while back and did a. music review with us and man it was. really enjoyable it was really you know. he's a special he's a special he's just. something that you know sometimes the. the the Lord just takes a syringe and.

just inject something something unique. into the universe and that is Stevie. starlight and that uh that is who he is. and that is his song come over here's a. new album out - I think somewhere out. there so you can go peep it back it's me. it's me back in studio is or not it's me. but it's interesting to be back in my. own studio or studio because Chris.

D'Elia was here. [ __ ] critter Delano was here. [ __ ] Krispy Damiani was here okay and. who knows what he did he it look I. remember when I came back in after he'd. been in here it smelled like a um you. know sometime you'll see that fancy. store to have an airport Johnston and. Murphy's and a lot of people don't know. the history of Johnston and Murphy's and.

Johnston at Murphy's were two men that I. mean they had wives but they wasn't. thinking about them let's say that and. they would you know they were constantly. trying to just dress better than each. other and you know tie their shoes. faster you know I think it was on a man. I think I could look at a Benjamin. Johnson and Dustin Murphy and Benny and.

dusty and they would. you know they were always trying to have. pants that could fit as good as they. could and just oh just Oh button my. shirt as fast as I can and they would. just you know everything was just. perfect and they just looked at all just. so perfect and they kept like trying to. outdo each other one of them would put. on a bow tie and one of them would put. on a little you know a little whoa a. tight small scarf you know and just so. tight he could only whisper his throat.

wasn't fully open and then when I'm. gonna wear real tight socks and just so. tight that his legs would look a little. plumper because of the blood and the the. extra foot meat would kind of coagulate. upward it would boil upward and stretch. upward it you know stress upward into. his legs because the tight socks and. that was Johnston and Murphy and finally. they just fell in love with each other. and that's really if you notice that. store if you go in there nobody's in. there it's at the airport and it smells.

fancy it smells leathery it smells like. somebody just took a damn cow and just. beat the walls with it I mean it just. smells all leather they might even have. a little bit of leather dust and they're. sprinkling it around it might be fate. that fake leather. you know sometimes you'll see someone. who a little I bet if you go in there. around opening time 6:00 a.m. or. whenever whenever Benny and dusty allow.

their little store to be open you'll see. somebody with a little can of [ __ ]. leather dust sprinkling ice [ __ ] and. hiding it under two different the. mediums and and you know putting a. little in the bottom of the sock just to. get that smell in there but if you go in. there it's fancy and that's exactly what. it smelled like when I got back here. from from crust what does an encrusted. uh crust. [ __ ] crust the apeshit when I when I.

got back from when crusty up [ __ ] took. over the podcast it smelled fanciest. Monica Johnston in Murphy's so and that. story is kind of a beautiful story is. kind of like the Romeo and Juliet of the. fashion industry because here you had. two men they had wives. and they had lawn mowers you know and. one of them had one of them gas-powered. blenders if he would you know he'd using. it you know down in Fort Lauderdale. Beach her down in Destin to get the dam.

to make a margarita you know he had a he. had a he had a eighty-five outboard. motor on a damn blender and he makes him. margarita got now he can make a. margarita so fast bruh you could lose. your arm that's how quick that blade was. going you could lose your damn arm you. could lose somebody else's arm that's. how how much the blade would spin but. but that's you know that's the smell. that was in here was a fancier smell a.

smell I'm not used to and that is the. type of smell you get when you have a. crisp D'Antoni in here and crisp dan. tony is a male comedian you know who he. is and he knows who he is he's a. phenomenal young fella Christopher and. he crisp before I'm not sure how he says. it but he was in here and we switched. and a happy belated April Fool's because. dude I uh I forgot we did it and I knew.

but I was like what is this gonna be. like and when I saw him in the studio. when I saw Chris in this studio it blew. my mind I was like what it felt like. I've never lost my virginity with a vag. on like in my vagina cuz I don't have a. vagina but I imagine a little bit that. that was kind of what it was like you. know because there was nothing happening. and suddenly it was just overwhelmingly.

happening and there was this tall sort. of bearded you know kind of vestibule of. a man and he was like a three or four. story man he was so tall and he had like. you know his voice was deeper and he had. like a long stringy hair and he just. reminded me of just god damn he reminded. me of just everybody all wrapped in one. from the second season a lost. and uh and he next thing I know he was.

there and he was just invading my little. space and then it was gone I mean it was. over so anyway that's that got kind of. homework all of a sudden but what I'm. saying is I love tits. um but yeah I'm sure I can only imagine. how I wish I wish I could have said hey. let's see some reaction videos from. people on YouTube just the surprise of.

uh of Drizzt drifts Minh what's his name. charisma Cornelia being in here but it. was fun and it was hard honestly it was. hard being on his podcast. I didn't there's nothing to do there you. go to his house and let me tell you his. house bro it's crazy they have a. drawbridge at Chris's at Chris's house. they have a drawbridge and it has people.

dude it comes down and then there's. people drawing on it it has puns built. into it there was two guys drawing like. what are y'all drawing but like whatever. he wants whatever he wants to die and. you know and then you go up there and. and uh and you get up there and there's. an old man standing there at the top of. this hill and he's like do you know the.

password. son and I was like [ __ ] you dude it was. actually just a homeless guy had nothing. to do with Chris's place but you get. over his place man it's nice they got so. many stairs huh I thought I was a damn. cheat Macha maccu picchu you know I. thought I was at makuu damn pico or a. fake maccu picchu remember um you know a. lot of cruises if you go down to Mexico. or uh if you get on to Mexico a lot of.

cruises go down to somewhere where maku. Pico is. but some one a few years ago built a. fake maccu picchu and they were taking. people to it just real idiots and they'd. put him on his boat this vessel and get. him over there she had all these people. in this fake-ass maccu picchu you know. meanwhile off the side you got a couple. bags a quick Creek because they just. built the [ __ ] and they're telling these. people that it's an ancient burial.

grounds and it's an ancient pyramid and. it wasn't they busted those people but. thousands of people fell for it spent a. lot of money to go there and see a fake. maccu picchu so just different times but. you haven't talked to you guys I since I. came back from well this weekend I was. in I mean why were the last weekend this. is San Jose maybe it was San Jose was it. was a wonderful that was a blast this. weekend Oh last week it was Tempe was.

Phoenix and it was cool man my mother. came out and it was the first time that. she didn't see me perform in five years. and it was cool man you know her husband. passed away recently about a about three. weeks ago. and you know it's interesting cuz I. never had a relationship with him mr. Charlie that was hizmet that was his. name. and I never had a relationship with that.

man really you know I was a kid when he. came around and I was real rebellious. anyway in my mind and in my heart and I. never you know he would take us over. there to the Holiday Inn get us a little. breakfast gets a little datas you know I. stuck a waffle french toast. different items and they put that. whipped cream on it and I mean that. whipped cream wish that should have been. whipped dude do you in Louisiana they. got some real whipped cream of a tear at.

that Holiday Inn buffet over there. highway 190 they got the real deal. whipped cream I mean that cream has been. beaten bruh do must should had a boxing. glove in and I remember the whipped. cream that came on him hot cake like. damn what. yeah it [ __ ] was autographed by uh by. Buster Douglas you know that that cream. had been whipped dude. I was eating and next thing you know a. couple couple brothers came out and just.

beat the [ __ ] out of the cream again on. the god damned huh I'm trying to eat. gentlemen they said sorry bud man we. just man we [ __ ] his cream up dude. that cream had been I mean this so I. remember that about that holiday in mr. Charlie would take us over there and. take my mother out on Sunday and he. would take a tour brunch and if we'd. been well behaved and if he if he had a. little bit extra money he would get you. know he'd let us to tag along and we sit.

there and and uh and then it and he. would get us that whipped cream on the. hotcakes and they put the I mean that. [ __ ] had been whipped one time some of. it you know kind of snuck over to me. some of the cream it was like hey Manny. you know they beaten us at the house man. I need some help I need some help. one time one some of the whipped cream. was like hey take this note man kit give. this to somebody who cares and I open. the note up it was like help us sign.

cream like damn man they [ __ ] beaten. this cream around here she's it ain't. safe out in these cream streets boy. there's some scary dairy they got these. scary dairy actors around here uh but. mr. Charlie passed away man you know and. I know my mom was kind of you know it. kind of broke her heart a little bit and. and you know at first I didn't really.

think about it I just you know because. he didn't really mean anything to me but. it took me an extra beat to kind of. think about well what did this man mean. to her you know and I've had I remember. a guy called a while a year a year and a. half ago he called and he was talking. about you know her he emailed me and he. said hey man you know I have to my mom's. getting married this weekend to a man. and I don't like him and.

and I remember thinking well but does. your mom like him you know cuz it was. and and and and I'm glad I had that. moment with that guy that emailed. because it I needed I used that moment. the other day when I was like you know. it doesn't matter like I didn't have a. relationship with this man so Charlie. but he but he you know my mother cared. about him and so then you know I have. the choice to just care that she cares.

and I don't know it was this interesting. man it was just kind of like a lot of. feelings and I try to be you know. supportive and and you know I have a. special story in my act now you know. that I do and uh and you know I got to. tell him um that I tell the story. because you know it gets to keep it. keeps mr. Charlie alive in her in her in. the world it keeps him alive you know. and that's one of the things about. stories is you know we man so many of.

these stories nowadays they're not. there's no real there's no nobody's. giving you a story. nobody's giving us a story nobody's. given us his story used to be something. where you pass something down from. somewhere to somewhere else here's the. story here's a story the story did you. hear it you that's how a story was it. was something it was an L it was a piece.

that needed to go on it something needed. to stay alive and now they got a lot of. Jackass storytellers out here they don't. know they don't have a story you know. and that's the press one of the things I. have you know I get I get a chip on my. shoulder with this industry out here. didn't have a [ __ ] story. none of these cats got a story out here. like oh what's your story. your daddy had everything you got. everything and that you never had it or. did think about anything or deal with. anything you went to some fancy fancy.

school. where's you you don't even know anything. oh so you guys are gonna be you guys are. gonna produce a story you're gonna write. a story smoke da. okay Cameroon anyway I don't mean to get. angry at this you know I don't know but. it was nice to see my mother man and it. was nice to make her laugh you know when. you know one thing I that I did have I. had I had some moments where I was like.

you know huh my mom was just you know. she's tired man she's been through a lot. and a lot of people's moms have you know. we give our and sometimes I do anyway. over the years I give I give my mom kind. of a tough time you know I mean there's. two places inside of me it's like hold. on bro I got him on that mucinex right. now and then I'm on about damn 60 grams. bro I'm saying I'll clear my throat and. [ __ ] remember I remember a question. from a math test in fourth grade dude.

that's how this [ __ ] is strong it's. unlocking me that mucinex but you know. this and this time it was just all I. could do this time was just my mother I. didn't you know I didn't talk anything. about our things we thought about our. relationship ring I just tried to be. loving that was it you know I tried to. be loving I gave my mom some extra hugs. and you know and I've never really felt. that great hugging my mother we've never. been a good hug team like if there was a.

team of huggers which how is hugging not. a sport dude this is what I would like. to do we should start a group that goes. around at night right you're all in. hoodies we roll up on some people like. 2:30 a.m. in a scary city like New. Orleans or Chicago and we [ __ ] this. roll up and hug the [ __ ] out of somebody. they'd be like what the [ __ ] happened. feels so good just [ __ ] nine people.

this hug man you got [ __ ] hugged boy. you better get don't make me [ __ ] hug. you again just hugging the [ __ ] out of. somebody and be crazy whenever maybe but. ever gonna be wild but yeah I just. trying to be loving to my mother man and. it was nice and my brother came as out. as well because he wanted to be. supportive him because mom had lost her. husband and yeah I don't know what I. feel about it I guess. I'm not trying to get all in the moon. thoughts and feelings here but you know.

what it was nice man is I got to take my. mom to eat eat a couple times and I. didn't have to worry you know there's. something I think in your head somewhere. you always worry a little bit even if we. don't do it on purpose even if it's not. at the front of our head it's always a. worry in the back of our head you know. if our mother is okay I think a young. man thinks that so for me maybe maybe. not but for me it was a very nice time. of just you know just to see my mom.

being okay and to know that she was okay. and and she had a nice time and and what. else has she showed up in the van and. that you know she got that 16 passenger. van with no side or rear windows and she. showed up and and we had fun man we had. a good time and so and yeah it was just. a time to just be loving and just you. know sometimes it's just you just go.

onward right we just go onward it wasn't. about me and man that was fun over there. in Phoenix dude so many people came out. and I want to apologize some of those. shows I was shook I mean my nerves were. just rattled out my nerves were all. rattled out and uh I mean just like the. lungs on a damn [ __ ] Scarecrow in a. in a wind tunnel. I mean you I was rattled so those shows.

I didn't feel like they were some of my. best but this weekend I you know it was. good we had I was over in Kansas City I. know I'm all over the place today guys. my brains little all over the place a. guy I got home this morning around 11:00. and then I took a nap and Here I am but. I'm grateful to be here I'm grateful to. be here I don't want you to think that. it's just a lot to catch up on and it's. different when a man has been in your. body like this you know Chris uh.

Christopher Dawson he came in here into. my body. man hey this is our body and he was in. here climbing up and down our ribcage. you know. [ __ ] whistling at our he was doing. cat calls at our liver you know that's. it that's the kind of guy he is. and that's the kind of guy Christopher. Dahlia says he'll he'll he's the kind of. dude he'll put his head he'll put he'll. stick his head in you ass and [ __ ].

cat call your liver. you know he's that kind of that fellow. like that and he's always all wearing. fancy [ __ ] like Johnston and Murphy's at. airport you know that Airport. haberdashery and so that's who he is. but I was it was amazing to see that he. was here and then I was there and and it. was interesting dude in his place when. you walk around in his his home is it's. like a castle and you could hear dragons.

somewhere he had a dragon I was like oh. I think somebody left their car running. and AH and they had like I don't want to. say a slave but they had some dude in. Chains and he's like oh no that that's. the dragon man they got a dragon down. there brother. I was like oh okay are you okay. and then he passed me a note he said uh. they whipping us cream said son my cream. I was like damn what is going on it's a. black mirror episode and that's not a.

racial slur black mirror is not a racial. slur. so get your minds out of the racism. gutter what else is going on Oh somebody. made this if you look if your only. YouTube you can see this a man made this. out of wood I'm gonna hold it up close. to the it's me giving like a peace sign. it's not me I mean it's a it's a bust. it's a wooden bust of me and man it was. really nice of you to do that you know.

it was really really nice of you thank. you very much that man's name is Shawn. Williams and he has a know-how Casey no. that's his email but Shawn Williams. illustrator writer fabricator out of. Kansas City you can look them up scae. and wi ll I am. and he sent me this little note it said. Theo your open vulnerability is really. inspiring thanks for being you and doing.

what you do Gang Gang Shawn and it's. just a really nice piece and they had an. Italian restaurant. Carla Lazos in Kansas City they came out. and brought us some snacks Italian Oh. Garos they brought us some food over. there so that was nice of them thank you. very much and oh we went and got. barbecue so Kansas apparently a thing in.

Kansas City people want you to have meat. in you and why the date you know whether. it's a tender gentleman kind of trying. to slip you up that freaking shank steak. or that [ __ ] you know he's trying to. give you that 19th rib in that back jaw. or rather it's you know them just. sending you to a spot to get a slab a. meat that's all anybody ask you there. have you had any barbecue hey what you. doing barbecuing all they want you to do. in Kansas City is get some [ __ ] meat.

in your mouth I went to the dentist or. the doctor he's like open your mouth I. was like ah and he put a [ __ ] couple. of burnt ends and hit me with a damn. [ __ ] a couple of damn triangles a. tri-tip just freaking getting geometric. up on my mouth with him geomet geometric. you feel me he hit me with them. triangles of meat and that is Kansas. City they want you to have that by like. you dude if they had their all day if.

they had a choice their alphabet would. be a b BQ d e f g that's all they care. about the BB q you know they even. introduced me to AA baby um then I met a. small Latino child there and his name. was bik you like what that's not a name. they love barbecue there I mean it is if. they if you fall asleep with your mouth. open somebody will put a [ __ ] a. little wall you know a little chicken.

quarter in there they love barbecue you. know you could do anything. they do they have barbecue suppositories. at the gas station you could pick up you. know catch you about 2,000 milligrams of. [ __ ] pork sausage in a pill and just. pop that bastard in dude and still chew. that's how good the barbecue so pasta. tourists are you put one in that BJ. brewing that back jaw and then you still.

chew and that's how tasteful the meat is. there and that's in the damn meat belt. but if I was a cow I'll be damned that's. why you don't see any cows or Veals out. there hitchhiking in Kansas City or in. Mazar some people say Mazar you know but. that's why you don't see any cows out. there.

because they [ __ ] them up boy dude. they bro you'll see a dude with a. baseball bat he'll dip that [ __ ] into. some [ __ ] a1 and just beat the [ __ ]. out of an animal brah they ain't playing. over there. they love barbecue have you ever had. some barbecue have you been a 'slap-ass. have you been to Arthur Bryant's have. you been to stack's have you been uh. riblets everything if you had have you.

been the arm you know spines like spines. that sounds uh who's uh who's the head. chef uh you know Bruce Bruce a barber. okay but yeah that Kansas City that they. want you to have the meat and they will. not stop until you get it you don't have. a dude he'll [ __ ] load a gun he'll. load a [ __ ] six-shooter with a couple. of [ __ ] cuts I am and just just pop. right off in your [ __ ] mouth until.

you're full like oh that was great. it's a white dude is crazy dangerous. dude they had a drive-by shooting. somebody [ __ ] just just just filled. my frigerator up with baloney from. [ __ ] from the street with a bologna. gun boy with that Bologna again next you. know the meat and freezer is full of. venison and ball 9 but they want you to.

have that Baba cue that meat that. Mexican baby you know but man it was. great man a lot of sisters people who. came out let me think they had a couple. of jack chicks some girl tried to sell. me a little bit of deck on some wind. straw. never seen net but we're not when the. animals doing drug cause animals do a. lot of [ __ ] steroids and we don't see. a lot of times at night animals are in. the [ __ ] gym you'll see a cow in. there just mmm doing weight you know.

doing cattle bells okay that was too. much but these ladies man they uh who. else came out I mean people some twins I. saw some twins I saw a young met a young. man who was taking his daughter for a. walk. oh we did a single moms night and we. went go-karting with francesca and her. sister for single moms night and man.

i'll say this this was uh I've gotten to. go out with some fun groups or Sur. mothers and their friend and this was a. mother and her sister and dude they were. a hilarious. she had French that's got five children. and she had four the fourth one one. ended up being twins so she got that. hitter she got that bonus cuz sometimes. one of your ovaries will start her a. little instead of getting one you'll get. two - you know what I'm a mean that was.

quints so you got to you know you got to. be careful make sure yah - I get you I. get you ivory take your ovaries to a. speech pathologist and make sure that. they're just flowing naturally instead. of cysts a stutter Ranga but do we have. some fun went on the go-karts and then. they went out with their family and then. they came to the Late Show and and I'm. just I'm excited to follow up with her. this week but that was fun so I want to. thank everybody that supports our. patreon we're remodeling the patreon.

right now and we're refocusing it mostly. on on charity and trying to find a. financial trying to find I'm looking. into how to start a non-profit so so. that everything can be done kind of. through they're putting a mission. statement together but thank you to. everyone who supports patreon because. that's what that's what we do that's. where we submit that's where we you know. fund and financed or subsidized taking. out single moms and then following up.

with them and doing something special. for them also the single mother from. Kansas City we got a little Froyo those. ladies were wild and that one is up on. YouTube right now. someone I met someone called in I guess. and told me to tell a story let me see. if that's on this let me see. somebody said hey Theo will you tell the. story from when you were in at the loony. bin in Wichita so I'll tell you this so. I went to the loony bin in Wichita.

Kansas and some people came out from. there this weekend and thank you and at. the loony bin they had I hadn't been. there and I didn't know that sometimes a. comedy club they'll put you in a little. house or of an apartment or comedy condo. or sometime they're [ __ ] one place. put you in a van out there Mishawaka. Indiana they had you stand a little van. and if you don't mind a van then you. don't mind it but if you mind a van then. you're not really gonna enjoy that style. of staying but so they put me in this.

deal and and uh [ __ ] was I said I'm out. there. dude what's in my head brain icing on my. brain of ice or something I don't know. what it is like somebody trying to put. antifreeze in my brain and dope it down. like a [ __ ] act like a dog that's. being bad next door um okay so and after. the show I met this gal and she had that.

real booty booty you know she had that. frickin that scar as the brothers and. you know is that cool people say these. days you know that's or like uh who's. that girl cardi B she's always like you. know good girl. and so this girl had that skirt skirt. booty you know I mean damn she was built.

like a [ __ ] bison like dude I. wouldn't be surprised if you met her. mother and her mother was eating hay. somewhere you know because there's this. bad little B&E this beardy this bi they. had some beast in her you got me she. built like a damn bison bra you know she. did kind of girl who she just built that. back solder we just built like a day. I mean if she's shat in the yard you'd. be like aw whatever that's how they do. it she had that real animal-like.

posterior so anyway she and I started. hooking up out in a van you know because. she had a van because she did um. cleaning she did house cleaning and for. me dude some of y'all know man I can I. get sexually nervous you know I get. sexually no no I can't [ __ ] around. certain stuff I can't be sexual you know. I can't be sexual around certain things. I can't get an erection around broken. glass I can't get an erection if the air.

conditioners on I can't and if there's a. lot of cleaning products you know I'm. saying if you got more than one thing a. pine salt open within like about a 12. foot or eight foot probably eight to six. foot radius of me you won't catch me. doing sex boy not even not hard sex. anyway maybe a real calm you know kind. of library sex so you know she you know. this this girl gal had a van and we were.

outside of the comedy club in this van. trying to get sexually engaged and that. she had a couple you know some things of. cleansers because she worked as a UH as. a Clint as a cleaning agent a cleaner. and so she she I guess something had. spilled or whatever so I'm trying to you. know be sexual and be fully upright you. know I'm trying to get ripen my loin and. uh and I can't do it because there's too. much cleaning fumes in the air you know. I just can't do what I just you know.

this [ __ ] that [ __ ] smell the fumes. of those man it's hard for me I can't. even do library sex because if the the. Wafaa that cleanse are getting into my. damn doing you know dick simal system so. I'm [ __ ] I'm limping out so I said hey. well let's go into the place from stain. they'd put me up in a comedy they had a. house in a neighborhood the comedy club. owned a house back behind so I they had. a key and stuff in this where the. comedian state every week in this home. so I go in there would go down the hall. and me and this gal tried to engage.

somewhat you know and I did we engage in. sex who knows man nobody has left more. women in America unsatisfied. oh yeah but morning you know so I'm that. [ __ ] I'm that hitchhiker that you. pick up and he don't even talk no I'm. saying that's the scariest one sometimes. you get that hitchhiker and he all he. does is rattle off and he's just. hammering away with those words and. sometimes you get that hitchhiker and he. just barely say nothing you know he.

barely contributes he's that shitty. Whisperer and that's kind of high and. when it comes to sexual you know I. definitely come in probably bouts forty. maybe forty or 60th place out of not. that many people out of probably 30. people. so anyway next thing I know I hear an. alarm going off an alarm. and it sound like what I got open the. room door and this is a house this is. the room I'm standing is in a house and. I thought the whole house myself there's.

a woman standing there in a nightgown. she has an alarm clock that she plugged. into the wall and he's like set the. alarm clock so it would go off right. then and now it's going off she's. standing there and she's like you can't. have any guests here and I mean this is. 2:30 in the morning and I'm like who are. you are you like another comedian she. goes no I'm the manager I'm the manager. of the club or the assistant manager or. whatever you know Delores or I think the.

law is something she goes I live here I. stay here and one of the rules is you. can't have any guests in the house and. like one of the rules should also be. that you can't be [ __ ] Stephen King's. sidepiece boo boo because you woke me up. and I say woke up even though I was. having sex but even though when I'm. having sex it's really very similar to. you know being at rest to being asleep. boy I got that dormir saying my dick you.

feel me that duermo and and so I was. like what what you know you could have. just knocked on the door you could have. said something you could have used you. know your dubby is your words but this. lady stood there with an alum clock I. mean stringy hair wearing just a. nightgown. I mean like Stephen King's little I mean. just like some like just somebody that. you know just sold dirty dishware you.

know at Stephen King's old soda shop she. just it was just I don't know very. alarming so anyway then I had to go back. on into this van so now me and his girl. out in his van dude and whatever anyway. I don't know why I told you guys all. that but that was the story in Wichita. at the loony bin and when I got what I. mean I got woken up out of an out of a.

sexual interaction and by a woman. standing in and I'm this study is. probably 45 50 standing in a hall and. I've never been in this house before. imagine you're in there you're engaged. you know you sensually engaged you know. seeing if the lower one saw how well the. Lord cares about the two of you and then. you open the do you hear an alarm clock. outside of the bedroom door and you open. it and there is a woman standing there. in a nightgown saying you can't have any. guests Jesus so that's what happens.

that's what happens but a stories. anticlimactic. but not an anticlimactic is a lot of the. sex I've been involved in I'll tell you. this though my boy. and it's interesting to call this guy a. buddy but we've kind of become buddies. over the past year and I'm proud of him. I'm happy to know him and I'm so excited. he's fighting out of Louisiana and out. of Florida Dustin Poirier fights for the.

interim lightweight 155-pound title this. Saturday in Atlanta at the UFC 236 and. I'm damn I'm nervous man I'm nervous for. him I'm nervous for everybody do it I. would be nervous to even go up there and. lock the little gate the gate lock the. gate the gate on the cage you know but. man it's gonna be interesting what else. happened let's go to some calls here we. go hey Renee thank you for.

colin appreciate you reaching out. homeward I just left your Saturday Late. Show in Kansas City and I met you after. and I was so [ __ ] nervous but. remember taking a picture in your check. out everybody coming up to you I just. want to say you killed the show it was. on Sunday and my friends had a blast and. you know that lady offense rep just a.

[ __ ] show I know you probably felt. like you know everything was thrown off. but you got back into it it was awesome. it didn't change a thing for us at least. from everything and I appreciate. everything that you do well thank you. that's very sweetie to say and thank you. for driving over from MA from mum was it. Lansing let me hear again calling funny. lives in Kansas Lanting Renee thank you. that's nice you to say yeah you know I.

have a problem that well yeah that lady. was drunk. that lady was you're wrong I mean she. was just sure she was shook like a dang. you know just like a sick hooker and a. tornado but she was shook down and and. yeah you know I just I have this thing I. want the show to be fun all I just want. everybody able to be able to hear what's. going on and then I've been a little bit.

stressed out and so I don't handle some. of those situations well sometimes and. it was calm you know like I you know the. lady yelled out I couldn't run she. yelled and I tried to like embrace it. and then she did it a couple more times. and then they ended up just to ask her. to leave or I might have asked her to. leave I don't even remember I mean in. those moments I just want to get back to. her so many people are having fun and. I'm having fun that I just want us to. keep doing that but I think once I'm. able to take relax a little bit and take. a break a little I think I'll be able to.

get into more of a comfortable space. where I can handle those moments better. you know I have this weird I don't have. this weird I have this thing where it's. like I need everything I want everything. to go how I want it to go. um and that's a character defect it's. something that's wrong you know it's. it's like I want everything to be. perfect I want everything to be perfect. you know and what I need to realize is. Moe everything's gonna happen however. it's gonna happen so I need to work on.

something a little bit more but you. being saying that very sweet of you to. let me know that everything still came. off smoothly because yeah and my mind. then everything gets rattled and things. aren't going super but that wasn't the. case oh let's take another call here the. hotline as always as nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three you know. and a lot of young men and you know a. woman came out and told me that her. husband just got 30 days of sobriety and. that was on the stage and uh after one.

of the shows and man that really hit me. in the heart you know and they you know. people will say hey man I'm grateful to. you and thank you and and that's sweetie. to say you know I just I don't you know. these are you you guys are doing any you. do you are doing things to make yourself. better you know and and I and I. appreciate the kind words but but I said. I want to say congrats congrats to you. congrats to you for whatever little.

challenge it is in your life you trying. to take back your willpower take back. your you know you're trying not to do. this or trying to do this it could be. anything from sugar to sobriety to you. know to not tune with your mouth but I. don't care what it is but anytime you're. trying to challenge yourself for. self-betterment good for you because. they got this world around us that don't. they doesn't want us to think about it. it doesn't want it wants us to just limp.

into the drain that it's created and. just become this gelatin that just. slowly goes down the drain but we want. to make ourselves be of something. because their cells do their cells. inside of us that know each other that. want to do something and that. want to do good when they are best. serviced in that interesting well what. worked what makes us work is a series of.

sales a team work we have a team we are. built up of a team inside of us and it's. fascinating to me it's fascinating to me. that we we are built we are a team and. our smallest level we are a team of. molecules that has to work together for. life to occur I don't know why I went. off on that but I mean I'm talking about. but you can hit the hot line as always.

with uh well I just want to say yeah if. you you know thank you guys you know for. anybody that says something to me it. says like thank you and I'm glad to be. I'm glad to be I'm glad you that we are. part of each other's lives you know I. said this on stage this weekend and I. don't feel I feel like what we have here. is a cool group man we got a cool group. I swear it's crazy bro but I really feel. like I think we can find some positive. ways to do things in the world and we're. gonna do it and I don't feel like I'm. the chick the spearhead of that group I.

didn't feel like I'm one of the group. members and uh and I'm just excited and. it's but it but it's nice to see so many. people come out man it's funny some. people are nervous some young guy you. know some guys are joking around I feel. bad that I'm not sometimes uh this at. the end of the show's went under. nostalgia and so it's hard for me to. someone else to fully engage in a in his. meaningful away but I decided I think. before Australia I might take a little. vacation and and do that and just get.

some rest and not do anything you know. not do anything but um but just try and. find some just think just trying to. think about gratitude and just be. grateful yeah because I get to do I. honestly I get to do what I love right. now and I want to thank you guys for. that let's take another call nine eight. five six six four nine five zero three. here we go all right before we get to. that call actually I want to let you.

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was think about the other day was our. fingerprint. nettie you know sometimes we don't feel. like individuals maybe or we don't feel. like our life has like we're not. sometimes let me let me speak for myself. sometimes I'll have times where I don't. feel like I'm of value in the world and. I'm not getting into into a depression. hole here but I'm just saying we all. have we said we all have those moments.

we feel like well maybe we don't mean. that much or well is there something is. there something I'm part of I ask myself. like you know you start to get a little. older like what what are what is life. mean does it mean anything I'm that I'm. a an individual person or does it just. mean that I'm just part of something a. group that I'm a person one of many do. people mean anything do we as a group of. humans do we mean something do we do we.

have a purpose here like are we able to. see our bigger purpose is there any. value to me being an individual and I. started thinking about fingerprints you. know that even twins don't have the same. fingerprint that's fascinating I think. and in your eyes the only other thing I. think in the human body that is unique. to each person each person in the.

history of time that means no there. wasn't a person 4000 years ago that has. the same retina I was at the doctor the. other day and the doctor said that the. eye man and he said that he said you. know no one has the same retinas I'm. like damn well you a [ __ ] pervert boy. you know you got here peeping tom and on. people on people's peepers where are you. looking right in the eyes I'm [ __ ]. looking for that individuality but in. that fascinating that that our.

fingertips. our fingerprints are unique the the. exact things we touch the world with. that we interact with others with no one. else has the same exact ones now to me. that's you know I'm not a big. religiosity big religiosity you know I. believe that I want there to be. something bigger than me and I believe. that there is something bigger than me. out there. I know that there is for me you don't.

have to if you don't want to that's you. I as you eat we all get to do it our own. way. but the simple fact that there is. purpose and me being me there's purpose. that in the way that I touch the world. and even in my retinas and in my. fingertips the two things you kind of. used to really interact to really where. you could really touch someone sometimes. you can touch someone with your eyes you. know and you and they can touch you.

someone sometimes people can give you a. look and you feel touched or sometimes. you can touch someone and your hands. obvious you could touch someone that's. primary touches touching areas but to. think that you have your own print. everyone no one's ever gonna have yours. to me that's fact that is to me that's. in my own little world way that I. interact with the world that is that is. some that's some hardcore and you know. proof that there's value to us as.

individuals and sometimes when I feel. like there isn't for me that brings me. because I can look at my fingers too. that's what's interesting I can I can. just look directly at my fingerprints. and like wow you know I am important I. don't know I'm kind of rambling here I. think I don't even know I'm talking. about but I think this is just what you. get this sometimes these episodes are. all different you know and I'm just um.

man I can't believe that guy made this. nice statue thing out of wood what a. neat thing what a neat thing that a. police officer brought me a badge this. weekend from his work someone. in ice came to the city hat some fella. gave me his hat another woman gave me a. nice KC baseball cap very sweet of her. people brought food some man brought. some barbeque and that's you know why. Missouri is a wonderful place man it's.

very it's got it's got it's got a lot. going on it's got a lot of history it's. got a lot of grit you know we went to. see that the childhood home of Jesse. James and where he was buried and so a. lot of people was an outlaw some people. said he was a Robin Hood he was like a. Confederate sort of uh he was like I can. like you know I think Missouri was. neutral in the Civil War and he kind of. like he didn't support one side directly.

or the James Gang didn't but they kind. of low-key would like [ __ ] with the. Confederate the Union soldiers and they. would started robbing banks and trains. that were in business with the or that. were started by the Union soldiers or. started by Union people from the north. union bigwigs fancy and some people said. that they were the Robin Hood's that. they did things that gave money away and. and I don't know if that's true or not. something that that is kind of disputed.

you know some documentaries dispute. things but you know a documentary is. just the way somebody wants you to see. something so much sometimes it can be. the way somebody wants you to see. something so much that they make a. perfect way for you to see it that way. like I don't always just believe. documentaries I mean if it's something. real factual like you know there was a. murder and this is what happened and. this guy went to jail and this is that. but if it's something like you know.

where it's like we don't really know you. know it's just a perception cuz there. you know there's documentary type of. stuff where it's like Oh Jesse James was. a Robin Hood and then there's. documentary type of stuff for Jesse. James was just uh up to no good just. selfish boy but um but but each someone. can make a documentary to really infuse. infuse you either way it just reminds me. to keep my eyes. I don't know what I'm [ __ ] and I'm.

sorry I'm getting kind of preached here. today let's go on to another question. here we go nine eight five six six four. nine five zero three is the is the. hotline number and you can call there. and leave a voicemail and be a part of. this saw club podcast sorry I got to. take my eye on my nasal spray real quick. and that's not cocaine that's licensed. nasal spray from a doctor let's go.

oh hey Theo hey this is dawn from. Seattle and I just I couldn't Ben list a. lot of your podcast recently and my son. he said hey Dad what are you learning. from those from his podcast and I said I. thought about it and you know I think. what I'm learning is I appreciate your. just your chill attitude and you seem to. take take life as it comes and and you. know you take people as they come and. that's sometimes the problem with them.

I'm kind of an uptight guy and just. video I thought my daughter she's 16. with her with her algebra homework and. sometimes I get a little tense. I get frustrated and she gets frustrated. but I don't know I was just I was just. kind of it was right after to listen. your podcast and just felt very relaxed. and I felt very accepting and just. patient that's amazing patience oh yeah. I think I told myself I think I'm. learning patience I think I've learned. how to be relaxed and I'm not sure if. it's your southern nature or you're just. you're you're very accepting chill.

attitude but anyways I just want to say. thank you do the good work I think. through blessing people and you know the. universe also and anyway onward gang. gang gang gang brother oh that's sweet. man to think of a dad working with his. what is what his daughter and doing her. and doing the homework thanks for the. nice words man that's sweet of you you. know I uh I mean I struggle I think I. struggle with everything just like we. all do and and but I'm glad that there's. moments where you find some some comfort.

from from this podcast and a lot of. times it could be from people calling in. you know it was interesting when you. were talking it made me think of like. like a moment there sometimes I noticed. in my life Riesling there's moments for. uh for vulnerability and you know you're. talking about like when you're with your. daughter. and you're helping her with the homework. and you get frustrated and she gets. frustrated so then in that moment and. this man and this may not apply to your.

life but if I'm in a moment where I'm. frustrated at someone and they're right. there and I know they're frustrated with. me and I know that I'm frustrating I. know that I am I was built they got up. you know they put that the frustration. of sauce on me when I was born and so. I'm out here dripping with frustration a. little bit constantly you know um and so. uh in that moment we're both you were. frustrated sometimes if you can find a.

way to say hey are you frustrated with. me and they say yeah I am and you can. say yeah I'm frustrated you know I feel. a little frustrated with you - maybe we. can really talk for a second about why. what do we think is making us frustrated. with each other you know what sometimes. I find that I get frustrated with people. and if I'm. honest if I'm then you have to be trying. to be real honest and it's hard.

sometimes you have to really feel you. can't just talk you have to just feel. like man I'm frustrated because. sometimes you don't in the truth for me. in a moment like that is I get. frustrated with the other person because. they don't do things the way that I want. them to do them and and then I can ask. why do what frustrates you and it's like.

and for them it might be well you don't. have the patience sometimes that I need. it makes me I feel under pressure when. I'm doing something with you because I. don't feel like it's a safe area to. learn a safe moment to learn in because. you know you're expecting me to know. something at a certain speed that I'm. not able to and then once you guys can. both kind of really share what you're. you know what your real kind of fear is. or what your anger is then you can kind.

of then you can kind of say if for me I. can say hey look well you know I'm real. sorry that I am you know that I behave. in a way sometimes where you know I make. you feel like you like I expect you to. know things at my pace and not occurs. and I want to do a better job because I. love you and because I care about you. and and then they can say you know well.

I really want to be here with you and. learn and try and work together to learn. something and I'm gonna try to to just. let you know and I feel like you're not. being patient in a more comfortable way. and man you can have some real powerful. moments and I'm not preaching at you I'm. not telling you to do that or anything. but I'm saying that I sometimes I found. myself doing that you know when my. ex-girlfriend when we get in a moment. I'd be frustrated sometimes would be. really hard to just be like you know.

just what I would love it if you'd be. real honest why you're frustrated with. me and and then I can be real honest. about why I'm frustrated with myself in. the situation um I don't know I don't. know what all that's about man but but. it's interesting sometimes in moments of. frustration that there's a real. opportunity for some vulnerability and. some just the ability to to feel cuz I. get otherwise I will run brother I'll. run with this senseless just like these.

vultures that are like trying to get out. of my throat or neck or skin that are. just agitated and if I you know so I. gotta find a way to sue these vultures. in the real. way to sue them is to just tell Pitts. tell someone that I care about that I. have these vultures and on that I wish I. didn't and I want to try harder not to. have them and anyway I don't know I'm. talking about man I [ __ ] need some. sleep probably but thank you for calling. man and that's it sweetie you to be a. dad that helps out you're her daughter. your daughter with her homework and uh.

and I bet that that's a moment that. you're always gonna love you know it's. gonna be a sweet moment you know because. they've come times and kids lives I'm. sure where they don't want they don't. care what your direction or angle is you. know and you don't have to help her you. get to help her that's one thing I. remind myself someday you know like I. don't have to come do this podcast I get. to come do it it's a gift you know it's. a gift to be able to come and sell this. frickin booty lotion to people that.

nespa delicates. but thank you for calling man let's take. another call homeward hey Theo. it's a Carter from Oregon what's up. Carter from Oregon homeward by the way. my sister's a mother you see like your. arms but your sister likes my arms thank. you I got a pretty medium length. actually he said that got long arms and. then I buddy of mine showed me his arms. about guess two years ago three years. ago and [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] me up more.

the real question is I'm looking for em. names for puffy okay I'm leaning on. Maggie and may need some names hook it. up with some suggestion em names for. puppies here's one Mississippi and you. could call the puppy Missy marxism and. that is a I don't know what marxism is. but mark set go. that could be the puppy's name and then.

every time you call the puppy some. people would start racing each other. Martin name if it's a kind of a funny. dog that's kind of like a you know maybe. African American and it and it's really. really humorous and put him and is able. to make television shows you could call. it Martin you could call it on Moriarty. call it Maury if it's a Jewish dog you. could call it a. a mixtape mixtape is kind of a kind of a.

cute name um let me think mincemeat. that's a crazy name for a dog oh that's. a little mincemeat right there and he. got some cigarettes em names for dogs I. think Maggie is cute it's a popular name. but it's a safe name. I think Millie is good. Mable maple Marble mobile Moxie you know.

you want something where when you yell. it it doesn't sound like any kind of. racial slurs either so you got to be. careful with that let's take one more. call here here we go and also other I. got to tell you this though you know. that oh I'll be coming up soon I'm going. to be in West Palm Beach at the end of. this month the 27th and 28th I believe. we may add some more shows there they're. staying busy right now with those shows. but we we may add more I want to let you.

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was all over the place but I do want to. talk more about you know one thing it. was nice was when my when my brother and. mother came out there to Phoenix and and. and it was a night we hadn't all been. together since just the three of us. since we're probably maybe since I was. probably two years old or three years. old and and especially with that model. my mom didn't have to work we have to do.

anything. let it be nice and so did I so did so. did my mother and so did my brother none. of us chose to dwell on anything or to. bring it up and sometimes you sometimes. you sometimes it's good to bring stuff. up but this time it wasn't and and it. was nice man it was nice it was nice to. sit there and listen to my brother talk. to me and share information that he.

knows and things about the world because. he's a little bit older than me and a. little bit more experienced and it was. nice to see my mother just you know give. my brother a hug you know and like and. just have a moment with her son that she. probably hadn't had in a long time you. know it's nice to see my mother. you know get a you know at the dinner. table she put both of she put her hand. on my brother's hand on my hand at the. same time and it was a nice man it's.

nice I fingerprints you know it's nice. too it's nice just. know that even though we had you know. had both had all lived so much lives you. know we'd all live for 30 you know. between 30 40 70 years that's still.

inside of us there's the the people can. connect that human connection is it's. ageless it's ageless now isn't it. fascinating to know that there is a. there's like a yarn or a thread between. human beings that doesn't whether it. doesn't I mean it endures it weathers.

but it doesn't it's always so quickly it. can be taught so quickly it can be. tightened so quickly it can be accessed. you know there's something amazing about. that it's amazing how forgetful human. touch is you know human touch doesn't.

remember all of them a lot of the pain. and the anger or the the memories of the. uncomfort it just you know just let. somebody know hey I'm here you know I'm. here you know I'm here you're here it's. amazing like yeah you can just touch. somebody in almost ah you can almost. with a touch you never let somebody know.

hey every you know I don't know it's. just interesting it's interesting the. powers that go on in human touch I guess. I got to learn more about it dr. Perlmutter came in here last week and so. I have I agreed to to do that man's diet. so I am going to do that I want to begin. I want to try well I succeed I don't. know he kind of put me on it at the end. real and he was kind of you know you.

talked to these book guys and they're. kind of smarty to me sometime they get a. little they know a little too much for. me but maybe I'm just jealous because. they know a lot or I'm envious you know. but he came in here dr. Perlmutter and. he's you know he knows about stomachs. and brains and he's singing to help you. know I want my brain in my life to be. the best I can and it's gonna take more. work for the way that I eat and the. things I choose to eat and I've been.

doing all week I did good I did the keto. all week since I left since I left to go. out of town or all last week for a whole. week and then I [ __ ] lost my mind at. one moment and had three haagen-dazs ice. cream bars and at the third one couldn't. even taste it. that's the you ever get to that point. really like oh I'm just still eating it. but I can't even taste it like y'all met. on that 16th cookie or like I've no. [ __ ] clue what these taste like. anymore my body is my sugar and it's.

maxed out but I'm still [ __ ] doing it. whatever you know what I think maybe um. maybe we've done enough you know I'm. thankful that Chris D'Elia came in here. thankful that we're back here in the. studio it's interesting it was so crazy. being in his place because it's a. different energy it's just different and. you know I'm grateful to our producer. Nick and his producer Juan hire and uh. and just you know we did something fun.

we did something fun and and and so many. cool messages came in from from people. supporting the podcast. yep again support the podcast me undies. dot-com slash weekend is that code. kaptara comm slash Theo for your. business software solutions I'll be. coming up I'll be at the Palm Beach West. Palm Beach improv April 26th and 27th. very excited about that it looks like. we're gonna be able to interview riff.

raff who is a kind of an estranged human. performer one of a kind be able to. interview him who else is coming up on. the podcast soon Jim Gaffigan is gonna. be coming in studio big baby Glen Davis. is supposed to be coming in studio we. have a lot of neat people and I'm so. excited to go to my first you have seat. by this week and see Aerosmith it's. gonna be crazy. sorry to brag but I never go do anything.

like that I think everybody in Kansas. City that came out thank you for your. love and your support and it's never too. late it's never too late we got to. remember that you know it's never late. too late to have a new experience I. guess you know but you have fingerprints. been a fascinating aren't they they're. fascinating no one else has these no one. else has them so if you don't think. you're unique just I mean literally if.

ten pieces of proof right there in front. of you are and your toes who even. [ __ ] knows if we have toe prints I. mean Jesus Christ who knows be good to. yourselves you know and uh because we. deserve it man we deserve it thank you. guys I'll see you next week.

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