Egg Hunt | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #298

you're looking young now man have you. been using like a. do you use a toner or anything like that. like a facial toner. no no not at all not at all. you know when i was young we used to uh. we used to my dad would take us over to. the funeral parlor. and um and. you know we would do like uh. you know and it was sad and everything. but on top of that we would do a have a. candy or something try to hide a candy. in the coffin of whoever was.

you know being buried or being. you know deceased whoever was deceased. or being buried if. and a lot of back then i mean something. sometimes probably three or four percent. of the people you don't know if they. were fully dead or not. you know you kind of trusted people's. family back then they said hey they're. dead you know come on over and. you know we're gonna box them up for god. you know kind of deal but. um and we would try to sneak a candy in.

the end of the casket. you know try to slip a gum drop in there. or slip a. gobstopper in there. because i guess the way we envisioned it. is you you would see you would think. you know then later on you know a week. later you'd be. just by yourself relaxing or. you know spending time with an animal or. something just. you know we're looking around or just. doing anything. and you would think oh that god got this.

person. and then he found the candy in there. like a like a little treat. you know like a snack or something like. that you know. i think we used to envision god kind of. opening up the coffin and getting that. little snack being like oh yeah here's. one of my soldiers but also. you know here's half a handful of good. and plenty. that somebody snuck in there. um just different times you know.

uh but i know you're a man of the cloth. riley now you ever do any time capsuling. any dead body time capsule or anything. like that for god you guys do any. stuff like that um not that i think uh. not that i can think of no. can't say you ever sinned like you guys. do a time capsule for. christ or anything like that through. church you guys do a. you know send a rocket up to god or. anything was there any fun stuff like. that you did as. children um not not for uh religious.

purposes but i mean i've done time. capsules i've done. rockets um my dad's a rocket engineer. oh dang yeah yeah um. have you ever done it forgot you guys. ever built something for the lord and. just jacked that thing up into the sky. no i can't say i have not for the lord. i've just done it for fun. damn damn you living man. you're living big riley mal yeah man. it's the big time. let's get into it.

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[Music]. outdoors. this is north mississippi all-stars.

if you've got money. [Music]. and that right there that's north. mississippi all-stars. and they're banned they got a band they. are a band actually.

and that's off their album up and. rolling. and that's a hit right there that's. called drunk outdoors. and you can catch the link in the uh. information. for those fellows right there. and man i'll admit it i'll be the first. to admit it. that winter you could just feel winter. you could just feel it we could just. feel winter you know a little rain came.

through here earlier we're out here in. the central east out here and a little. rain. passed through nothing much just god. just drooling on top just nothing. nothing crazy you know just the lord. just drooling on us a little nothing. heavy. and and right after i said dang. something's happening. and that's winter man you could i mean. you could if you really if you put your. ear up to the ground you could hear.

you know you could hear winter just. slipping summer that ghb. just putting a little dr drug in. summer's drink man. and then zipping up that body bag on. summer. because it's just that time. it's like no matter what we want to do. you want to do this you want to do. kickball. volleyball beach ball. hell if you just want to throw a damn.

pool ball at somebody. you know you want to throw a damn you. know stripe seven or. whatever it is you want to hum that. bastard down the street. hit your friend curtis in a leg over. there off east st. mary street and ruin his life. even though y'all were just kids and it. was an accident whatever you want to do. it doesn't matter because mother. nature's making her choices she's. dealing her cards. and she's putting things into play man.

and right now she's. just slipping that winter into you. and just really baiting you with that. winter. and you can hear it man you put your ear. up to the ground you can hear. summer just got gh beat out. and it's a wrap over there. good to have you guys here man thanks. for being with us today and that is uh. the north mississippi all-stars. again that is drunk outdoors.

and they included us in that song and. some of the chorus there and. um and man we had a lot of drunk. outdoors people. uh i was in. cedar rapids iowa probably 48 hours ago. and shout out to the fella some fell out. there brought me a. half pint of fresh squid ink. you could still still the jar was still. a little wet on the outside.

and shout out to that guy and the other. guy some fella brought me a um. this special rock kind of like a rock. you heat it up in the microwave or. something. and it's got you know keeps the devil. off your back and keeps uh helps you. with the. pulmonary blood flow so i appreciate. that i want to say thank you to both of. that fellow the jeweler and the other. guy. the oceanographer whatever the. underwater writer. whatever the guy with the damn inc. and they gave me hell man bring you.

bring a fresh thing of squid ink back. through uh tsa they don't know how to. handle it. they don't know if you're you know just. a big fan of the perfect storm or they. don't know if. i i mean they just don't they didn't. know what to do. you know they really really didn't know. what to do over there but i told them. just honestly i said hey. this is a gift okay i'm not the kind of. i'm not the kind of fellow that runs. around with fresh squid ink. so riley mouse here what'd you get into.

this weekend raleigh. uh just a few of music videos. okay a lot of fun okay um yesterday we. just did. six songs in five hours i'm at a studio. down in la verne tennessee. okay and now you guys are like when you. get out there do you bring your own. lunch with you or you eat lunch on site. or how do you usually. handle meal time i just ate before and. then i had down there. and you've mentioned you'll forget to.

eat when you work. yep all the time um luckily this time i. didn't i. ate before i left i left i did the shoot. and then we all went afterwards. okay a little team outing huh oh yeah. okay. and now uh what's your bedtime usually. what time you usually nod off in the. evening. oh man two three in the morning oh wow. yeah oh wow what's the cause of that is. there any. is there something you're staying up you. waiting for something or you. what happened yeah so i'm either editing.

or i go to the gym at like two in the. morning um. because that's like the prime time of. nobody's there okay. really nice especially during cofid um. but yeah that's the main reason the gym. and do you get nervous do you have body. nerves or something do you give. what is that what would you not want. people singing you no at that hour i. mean. you get nervous about your body no it's. just the smaller gym so there's not as. much. um equipment and so you would have to. wait for someone.

oh yeah and so sometimes i would go out. with my roommates. and we would go at like 5 00 p.m because. like that's the only time we can go. um because they like closed early or. whatever like on the weekends. um but yeah it's just too crowded. there's not a lot of space so that's why. i like going at night. there's like nobody there yeah i. remember i. used to go to the gym you had to bring. the barbells with you and we'd get in my. buddy's car and he'd have probably about. 360 pounds of barbells in his car.

and then the bottom of his car actually. ended up rotting out. because of the weight and also because. of rust he had some rust issues uh. with the vehicle but anyway man what. else is going on uh. not too much really you know just kind. of adapting and went over there to cedar. rapids and. now that if you guys aren't familiar. cedar rapids has been devastated by. something called a directo. and that is a mexican land hurricane. and the real the crazy part is is that.

you know for all of the yard and outdoor. kind of outdoor finessing. that a lot of latino and specifically. mexican. people do it's crazy that then a mexican. storm would come. and just ruin. really a lot of the efforts and hard.

work. i mean you know you you we we rode. across town before the storm and. uh and or before the show and they had. i mean you'd see a you know a tree. everywhere. everybody had an extra tree in their. yard but it wasn't theirs. it had come from somewhere else. displaced trees. you had somebody you know you'd have a. woodpecker just flying or didn't know. what what to do. you had woodpeckers just kind of like oh. you know have their wings up in there. like that.

don't know what's going on because trees. have been just i mean misplaced. displaced m.i.a i. bought a carton of milk on the side. there was a picture of a tree on it. people hadn't seen it you know it just. just a lot going on over there and it. just really devastated a lot of the town. a lot of the city. so um. oh sorry. that's my alarm i set.

um so that was interesting man but then. we got out there man and we put it. together out at the amphitheater. i mean and they had it set up beautiful. you know this is an amphitheater. and an amphitheater basically is i mean. this. it was just i mean right on the river. the rivers right there and. he probably had maybe 1100 people came. out and just a real. i mean it was just a good time it was a. perfect night for it and.

you know it just felt good people to get. out people had driven in. you know they i met a mexican kid. actually who. from georgie driven in and he had a. southern exit. a southern accent like a red mexican or. something they call them you know. um and i'd never seen it before and i. kept making him talk and we even tickled. him a little. to hear him giggle you know in kind of. like a pseudo kind of. you know kind of uh georgia spanish kind.

of. you know you don't see it you don't see. a lot of that. you see a lot of cross-racial stuff. going on with you amongst your friends. you guys have any you have any. you know a black friend that sounds. swedish or a you know a southern kid. that has like a mexican accent do you. you guys seen a lot of that rally not. that extreme but i have friends. um or i have seen people that are. um that are either like for example. they're asian but they have british. accents. oh yeah um i i see that all the time.

actually trickery where do you see that. at. what do you mean like where do you see. it are you in part of a club or a group. is this a meet up. yeah i mean i i see it like i sometimes. hear people like when i'm walking down. broadway um and i just look over and. it's. an asian dude and he's just you know. talking. british i was like do you try do you. believe him. yeah yeah because like he's he's not um. he's not like joking around he's just. talking to his friends and like i don't. know one point he was talking about.

his family or something so i was like. okay that's like his voice. um same thing with the guy that i watch. on youtube named kai. kai w um that's his user um. that's his uh channel name and he does. all these tech reviews a black guy. no he he's asian okay but i didn't know. he was asian um. like because there's black asian now. you'll see dark asian out there. oh right yeah i would see that it's. crazy i mean it's just you can't even. if you want to be racist still it's hard. right. you gotta have i mean you gotta almost.

do you gotta. you gotta read up on stuff exactly you. can't even be. you know when i was young at least you. could just be racist you know it was. easy it was organized it was. you know boom boom boom no no no you. know. right but then now it's like yeah you. got you know. you got the vietnam english you know you. don't know what this guy's gonna do. right you know what i'm saying he's. blowing you know he's playing a flute. and they got the basket with a snake and.

the snake is named winston churchill. like you just don't know everything's. mixed up. you know you got the the japanese. and you know you got a guy who's swedish. in japan and japanese. you know you got a guy from um. alabama you know who's also 100. german and this guy's alabama it just. doesn't end it just. it's getting the waters are getting. muddied. right you know i mean you can't even do.

a hate crime anymore really. unless you have i mean you got to have. you almost have to have the ancestry 23. paperwork you got to have. you got to call somebody grandparents. you got to just get so much confirmation. it's not even worth the gas money you're. going to spend to drive across town. and burn down somebody's front porch or. whatever. it's just different times man we had a. lot of nice calls that came in though. man let me hit this hotline real quick.

985-664-9503. is a hotline and um just people calling. in and just sharing a lot of different. thoughts. as we've migrated into this new. territory over here. in uh in the central east gang yeah what. up. dude uh i just wanted to say. i respect you a lot um. i i know how it is to relocate. and put a lot on the line.

just because of an idea and uh. that's how you get anything done that. all starts with an idea and i know it's. probably really uncomfortable right now. being out of your comfort zone and and. being. new to nashville but i just want to let. you know that you. are on the forefront of starting. something really cool. outside of los angeles uh and. well thanks man i appreciate it you know. it's uh.

you know i definitely had a week uh. where i was real. real scared actually like what am i. doing um. and that was actually last week you know. uh just what am i doing. um and i realized part of what was i. wasn't really. making as much uh effort. you know not only do i need to go. somewhere. not only do i have to try to get work. going but then also. i need i need to be active you know i.

need to actively be trying to bring joy. into my life each day. um and so that's one thing that you know. i got back from cedar rapids. uh yesterday and that's one thing i've. been trying to do since i ha since i've. gotten back and it's just one of my. goals now it's like well how do i. you know how do i really i want to be. able to say i gave. um that i've give sorry if i'm. i'm doing some belches because i've had. a uh zero calorie soda.

but um i want to be able to say i've. given this my. uh my best foot forward. you know that's what i want to be able. to say and so you know i got in last. night i was feeling kind of a little bit. bummed out i said you know what i'm. gonna make myself a spaghetti dinner. you know do this grill up you know boil. the noodles and then grill them. i do grilled spaghetti that's how i do. it a lot of people do this old-fashioned. just straight up wet [ __ ] dude.

effy is all son i'm grilling the spag. dawg. that's how i do it i i knew you know i. get the need was good then i grill them. up. hit them with the meat sauce. and uh so i made myself some spaghettis. did some running. did some yoga after. and now i'm just batting and then just. decided you know what i'm gonna go to. bed at a decent hour. um and i read i did a little bit of.

reading i'm just. you know i'm gonna i'm gonna try to like. actually like say hey man do some things. to make to take. care of yourself. you know i think that will help making. make being in a new place easier no. matter where it is. and i read a book too i'm reading it. actually it's not fully read. but this book is partially read by me so. far. in a book by mike lindell you heard of. this fellow rally mal.

i have not you read a lot sometimes it. depends. it depends what i read sound like you. don't read that much but i'll tell you. right now about this book. this book by mike lindell is my pillow. you ever heard of my pillows. the the tv commercial my pillows yeah. yeah. so the man was doing crap the man was a. crack addict. for at least 190 pages of the book he's. smoking crack he can almost smell the. crack. it would almost be cool if they had put. a scratch and sniff on the page where he.

could smell a crack a little. because i've never smoked crack to be. honest with you but i always wish that i. had. um but anyway. throughout the book he's smoking crack. and he's doing this and that and he's. struggling. and um man it's a fascinating story. the story is fascinating i mean people i. know sometimes on twitter give the guy a. hard time you know. he's a pretty devout republican and he's. um.

uh well i i don't know what else he is i. mean he i think he's a. vikings fan but. the man was smoking crack and then made. one of the most successful pillows of. all time. you know name another can you name. another pillar riley. um yeah the uh. what do you call it um i can't. give it that you can't think of it. because you can't think of it dude. and that's why the uh therapy. therapeutic um.

no no nope that's a mattress you're. you're talking tempo yeah you're right. yep pillow is just for your head. mattresses for your body. right and so what i'm telling you about. is this man was smoking crack and then. he made. one of the most successful pillows of. all time. and that doesn't happen on accident. that doesn't happen on accident if. you're smoking crack for. 20 30 40 years.

the odds of you making one of the most. successful. pillows of all time. is very small. and so what i'm saying is man and i. appreciate the call. and what i'm saying is just like yeah. it's hard to you know sometimes you got. to take that chance. but not only that you got to put your. best foot forward. and so i feel like we're trying. something new out here um.

but at the same time we're also trying. to put our best foot forward. but thank you for that call man for the. good for the good fortune. uh i'm fortunate to have people that. just care how i'm doing. you know a lot of calls came into the. hotline this week of just people just. hey man how's it going over there what's. going on. you know people do offering suggestions. and things like that. i gotta ask you are you thinking about. home. warranty coverage well with an american.

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i think you're gonna like living along. the i-65. you know you can go all the way up to. chicago go down to the beach. uh but well i appreciate you saying that. also i would like to say anybody who. i love you luke but also anybody who. references you're gonna love living. along a certain. interstate is 95 out of 97 times. a serial killer. i think that's safe to say.

i think that's safe to say you know. anybody that's been serial killed riley. i don't no well. live a little brother i have two friends. who's have uh family members have been. victims of serial killers or sks they. call them let's hear more luke. but you know there's a lot of people. calling in about. getting sober and then uh just having a. void there. and i think riley would agree with me. that that void could be filled. in a church community nashville is full.

of. a bunch of really great churches i've. been down there and a few churches. and uh you know even i know you've been. to church before and even if you're not. religious you know i think there's a lot. of. good people there and amen brother i. appreciate that suggestion. and there's a ton of churches here i've. made a bunch of u-turns usually in. church parking lots. because they're empty a lot of times and. you can and they're everywhere. so especially here out here in the. central east you'll see that sort of. deal.

you'll you know a u-turn is popularly. done. in a church parking lot which isn't bad. either because you kind of zip through. you know. you get in there get a little you know. get that quick head of the lord in your. brain and then you're back out. on your route but i appreciate that man. i lo. you know i love churches you know i love. uh. you know i love the camaraderie. when i was growing up my dad used to. take us over there to the presbyterian.

church. and he would uh put his business cards. in the damn. uh basket that went around. you know the dollars for god basket he'd. throw his business card in there he. always thought it was they were grab. they were uh. drawing for a free lunch. so he'd throw a couple business cards in. there and he didn't have any business my. dad didn't even have a business. his business card had his name on it and. his phone number. so i mean i don't i guess i guess that's.

business i don't know. this was back when you know in these. eight these times if you were even a man. you were. considered doing business. just by the simple fact of being male. you were considered a businessman oh he. does business that fella. look at him the guy with the beard with. the wiener. oh that means business and so i get he. would throw the card in the church in. the money basket.

i don't know what he thought but he. never won a lunch or anything like that. but i used to love it you know i used to. love also going to the church and doing. the easter egg hunt. and my brother was fast and he had dark. skin and people would say oh look at. that. look at that little puerto rican fella. getting all eggs. but it was different times man. riley mao i know you have a japanese. roots eggs are sacred in japanese don't.

you guys have faberge eggs and. you know a lot of times a certain i'll. see a designed egg. um i honestly i don't even know what. that is i've never seen one. um yeah. wow i have no idea what you're talking. about wow i'm sorry. that's all right man why know your. history that's the thing about kids now. they don't need to know their history. who cares how did you get here i don't. know space shuttle. who's your dad elon musk every it.

doesn't matter. every kid thinks it was born in a tesla. you know their baby crib is tesla baby. they don't even know. they power down at 2 a.m. they don't need lunch are these people. human anymore. that's my big question sorry to put that. on you raleigh but. no totally fine but you got to know that. number one. you know when i was young a lot of times.

we would learn about different cultures. in school. you know and not that often but every. now and then they have us make a faberge. egg. and it's a special type of asian egg. where they draw the. history of asia on the outside of it so. you'll see a fellow on a cruise. you don't want to ship or on a you know. you'll see somebody doing a. you know hitting somebody with a sword. or a. you know somebody at a temple you know. just history.

and they put it on the egg. let's take another call that came in. here thanks for the good wishes though. man and i do think uh. you know there's a lot to be found at. church actually and actually riley you. might know do you have a. you know is there a special memory you. have from church. as a child you know man i've got many. um like i said in one of the previous. episodes my. um my home church is eastside eastside. christian church and. okay it's a big mega church and like our.

worship is just amazing our christmas. services are super spectacular they're. so unique. do you have real animals in them no. unfortunately not. um we're not one of those kind of. churches yet at least. i don't know if they have i don't know. if they ever will but i don't think they. will. yeah i've been to one i bought tickets. to the one out there in california had. real animals at it. dang real animals real elephant. real giraffe baby coming right down the. aisle wow yeah pretty crazy yeah they.

had a um. they had a camel actually they defecated. on the stage and then it got sick and. they had to have a. they had to suspend one of the services. but um anyway. tell me more about what you were saying. yeah and uh what's a specific memory. something you enjoyed. um i would say definitely the all the. christmas services. because they're not just our normal. christmas or our normal services or. normal any christmas services that you. see anywhere else like we've got snow. coming from the ceiling.

we've got like we go all out but there's. always this one tradition where. um at the end we always sing silent. night together. three times oh three time in a row three. times in a row. yep you can't forget it exactly. see when i was young they sing it one. time and you knew it. and that's the difference now you gotta. sing silent night three times for the. youngsters.

that's a just you if you wanted to have. it. if you want to have a real sentimental. imprint you. you just got to hit them hard. you gotta hit them hard y'all do the egg. hunts over there. for easter yeah um. no well are you talking about church or. like just in general church. uh church no okay well. could be a good church could not be a. good church i'm not saying anything. about eastside man.

you know they sound like it sounds like. a great outfit but it you know. hide an egg. hide an egg if you want to keep the kids. involved that's what that that was a. motto by our church but. um all right let's hear one more call. that came in man. hey theo this is ben smith at arkansas. ben smith thank you for calling brother. i appreciate it man and. arkansas is a good place a lot of geodes. up there in geodes.

or g odds i'm not even sure how you. pronounce that. g odds giad. homeward we just poured the morning. coffee. it's uh tuesday morning about to head. into work. have some quiet time first man i just. wanted to say uh. congrats on moving to uh the central. part of the country it's a good place. uh i'm excited for you to experience. fall in tennessee man. we're almost there to get cool weather.

all the leaves are gonna change colors. everybody's favorite time of year you. know. hey man i just wanted to say also uh. you know moving to a new spot is hard. i've moved around a bunch. um just some weird places i got to live. in. central america for a while i lived out. in arizona uh. well i'm gonna jump out on a limb here. man but if you're living in central. america and arizona. it sounds like you're trying to be. mexican or spanish.

or latino. so i don't want to check in uh you know. you know i don't want to body check you. up in a coat of arms but. you know you might want to look at your. roots and make sure what's going on is. what's going on. because it sounds like you might be. maybe you're adopted. you know i don't just get called to a. certain area. you know if i find myself hanging out in. cameroon or. nigeria after a while i'm gonna start.

wondering you know who my real father is. brother. onward moved around a little bit and. man you know it's it it's hard being. somewhere for a while at first you know. it uh it takes a while to get into that. rhythm. so um hang in there dude and and uh. know that this is like probably the uh. the hardest part of moving to new places. is at the time you're in right now so.

well thanks man it's nice you to say. that. yeah yeah i think some of it is you know. i find myself at night i want to. i want that's when i get because you. have more free time here. you know in los angeles you know a lot. of your time is spent in traffic. or you know or just crying in your car. or. um you know there's just a lot of. separation between things there's no. parking when you get somewhere so you. have to park a block away and.

you know it's just there's a lot of. barriers. between you and comfort. and i'm not judging the place i'm not. saying that look man. when i went home last week for three. days i went to the beach and i loved it. i mean i loved every second of it. you know i don't know if i've ever felt. closer to god in my life than just. laying out there. after having just got out the water and. just laying out in the sun out there. you know just laying face down in the.

sand you know. i mean i was at peace you know some big. lady even thought it was a deceased body. came up and pushed my body. thought i was deceased so i don't know. how many closer to god you can get than. being than people thinking you're. deceased you know. i mean hell my brother would have hit a. damn mint under my body. but um but i do notice you have more. time. in a place uh in a place like nashville.

you have more time. it's just easier to get around things. are quicker and faster. and you get more time so. um so i find myself around eight to. eight at night i'm like ah. what do i do. you know i have a couple friends here. through a a program and so they don't. you know. they ain't doing nothing they trying not. to masturbate or trying not to drink you. know. so we're not all like oh let's go meet.

up at this joint. so just kind of like trying to find. things to do. so that's kind of the toughest moments. you know my toughest thing was. last week i was struggling with. masturbation really past two weeks i. also tried testosterone replacement. i tried testosterone replacement and uh. i mean it just makes you just i mean it.

just. it just gives you so much virility. i mean it'll make your penis reach for a. damn deck of cards i mean it just. is so it just i mean it just brings your. body to life. and so suddenly you're more. you know you'll just be doing nothing. and your penis will jump into your own. hand it's just more. it's not that good so i don't think i'm. gonna take it anymore.

um it makes your hair thinner. you know i don't i didn't like that i. find extra hair sitting around and i. need my hair. you know i i definitely like having hair. so that's really strange um. and what else about it. oh uh you also they have it's in it's. injection based.

it's injection based you know and um. i used to do steroids when i was young. uh. you know we used to shoot you know a lot. of people know me and my. buddy um billy conforto. r.i.p and he died and he was one of the. premier bus boys in america also. probably one of the top. i would say 40 gay prize fighters. or gay boxers fist fighters.

in i would say in the 1990s. in america and uh maybe in the world i. would say in the world. top 40 homoerotic fist fighters. in i would say in first world countries. and uh. i don't know second world you get into a. second world country bro you get down. there in. ecuador brah and a gay dude will beat. the hell out of you bro it's nothing.

that's casual that's dancing. that's dancing for them um. but what was i talking about. oh man i don't even know dude. oh so yeah you also have to take this. other. drug with it they have a drug also that. um. because if you take testosterone it will. it makes your gonads they call them. gonads on the internet but really it's. your nuts.

and it makes them smaller and so you. take another. drug that makes your basically makes. your gonads. regular size it's kind of like a fluffer. it's like uh you ever put a little air. in your bike tire a little. it's like that. just like that man but um. but anyway i'm just real i just don't. think it's for me so.

i uh so i'm gonna quit taking it. you know i've tried it out it's been. about a month maybe. six weeks. and i just don't i think the hair i. don't want to lose my hair. and. i i don't know i don't know if i notice. a lot of other benefits and stuff from. it really. um. [Music]. so and then.

if you take the the the secondary drug. that they have. if whenever you take that it makes your. kind of makes your nuts feel like. somebody hid something in them. it makes kind of it makes your nuts feel. like somebody just blew all their breath. like somebody just. like blew one mouth full of breath right. into them. it's like you got this kind of you know.

it's like you got this uh. um it's like a fl it's just like. somebody. just puffed your nuts up a little so i. don't like that feeling it's like you're. hot it's like somebody hit a easter egg. right in your. crotch or something in your nuts. and that makes me feel uncomfortable i. don't like that feeling it just feels. fake. so anyway so that's my experience with. it. you know when it's not um and you get it.

there's different ways you can get the. testosterone replacement it's for sale. everywhere now and. so i wanted to try it out uh. and and the injection part is a little. weird. like i don't trip out on it that much. because i did it when i was young. you know to body build so. it's just a low dose but it does make me. feel you know comfortable i feel like um.

and just the upkeep of it and stuff i. just don't feel like it's for me. that's kind of the conclusion that i've. come to so. um but yeah man i think if i find a good. church i think that. that that that's a good idea you know. so i appreciate that man um. what else was i talking about you ever. done any injectable drugs riley now. i mean unless it's for surgery um the uh.

what do you call it the thing that makes. you go to sleep for surgery. other than that no anesthesia you mean. yeah that. okay that's the thing but you never just. you know. you and your buddy you know never pulled. off the interstate and done steroids or. anything like that. nope unfortunately not well. no i'm not uh i'm not uh i'm not one of. those guys i'm like. you know the calm innocent kind. yeah i don't i don't do any of those. drugs i don't do any of those like.

injections or whatever. um i mean you know me i'm yeah i don't. know you. but i'm learning that yeah that is not. your. vice right what would you say would you. feel like is a vice. if people say oh riley mouse say it's. your funeral okay we're at your funeral. people like oh raleigh man man he's a. great guy. you know he uh. he was an eagle scout he was a christian. you know he. was a um. he was a uh karate belt he had a karate.

belt. he skipped lunch sometimes he worked so. hard and what would they say but also. one of his vices was he did this what. would it be you think. um and i don't know well i guess people. would say. that i'm more the. i'm more the quiet kind of guy until you. really get to know me. and then i'm just like obnoxious like. you will. you will regret wanting to get to know.

me because i'm like so obnoxious towards. them and i like i like talking a lot. um other than that um wow yeah i'm i'm a. pretty quiet dude other than that um. all right man that's something uh. people called actually we had a couple. calls that came in here. let me see what this fella said right. here. yo this is wide out nebraska.

what's up wyatt from nebraska man thank. you for calling brother and thank you. for listening to this uh. this um podcast i want to give you a. little riley review. uh to be honest i was i didn't think it. was gonna work out very well this kid. is 22 seems to be a little young to be. on a platform so big. does he deserve it is he a relative. i i didn't know what was going on. there's some dead air. it's hard to pull answers out of them.

it's really awkward uh it's not going to. give him a second chance of listening to. your show right now the second episode. with him on there. and it's almost brilliant to have that. type of. feeling in the air like it's just. awkward it's almost like part of the act. even though it might not meant to be. it's it's it's funny as hell. and then your boy was telling me that he. is. asian and a black belt that's a win-win. i'm now on.

but that's easy also let's don't act. like that's not. y'all sport be honest right. kind of back on his side i'm on the. fence i don't know. but uh you're gonna need someone smart. to do all those editing anyway. especially one that doesn't get out of. that pocket. you know so there you go that guy had. some thoughts on you raleigh. and i'm not playing those two as any.

judgment you know. um i just wanted to let you know that. people uh there was a call. let me see was there an i felt like. there was another call but. i do not see it in here um. so have you felt did you have you felt. uh. from being on the podcast i love being. on the podcast you do yeah. it's a lot of fun okay man well good. man you know we just want you to you.

know uh feel comfortable here and. um you know i mean just like life it's. always like you know we kind of talked. about it's like a learner you know it's. just we learn as we go we don't really. know what it's going to be like you know. right so but i'm glad you came back. today man. thanks for having me back yeah you bet. man if you're an e-commerce seller. are you ready to meet the demands of a. record-breaking online shopping. season shipstation helps online sellers. get orders out quickly save money on. shipping costs. and keep customers happy no matter where.

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work. and i just got stung by a bee in the. neck. and i'm [ __ ] livid but you know i. just. wanna express that get that off my chest. man i'm really i'm really pissed. okay well look man i'm sorry to hear. that man i know that it's. you know a b don't know nothing a b. is like a blind guy with a damn hatchet.

you know he don't know you from adam bro. you know he'll sting his [ __ ]. stepmother if you give him half a dollar. like a b don't give a damn. if you crack open a bee there ain't a. damn in that thing. we had a fella actually when i was. growing up we used to go to summer camp. i think it was summer camp i don't know. they didn't do anything really. they kept us in a damn pavilion out at. the park and it was hot as could be.

and everybody had kool-aid mustaches and. everybody had to bring their own lunch. and your lunch your kool-aid would spill. in your lunch thing and it would get all. wet and you had to eat it anyway. so if you haven't had a raspberry. kool-aid grilled cheese sandwich in. we might not know each other but one. thing uh. we had they had a fella out there was a. groundskeeper and a groundskeeper. basically somebody that's homeless but.

also. you know it you know kind of hangs out. in one specific area. and this fella b.i they call him he. would uh he had a glass. eye or some type of textile eye. you know this fella had something happen. you know i'm saying he lost one of them. bad. sight balls and somebody you know hooked. him up with that replica. and he would get bees there were bees.

everywhere. bees on every there was bees on. everything bees on every trash can had a. thousand bees on it. and he would take a beat and he would. sting right into his own eye with it. and it would freak the kids out because. we never seen it. and then here you go he's doing it. and he would just get a bee and just. sting and the kids if it was a new kid. or somebody that was coming to camp for. a week. because it was ymca summer camp.

so every week is when you get a new kid. in. and sometime it you know some fella or. some little lady come in there. sometime they get the little squirrely. kid with the real pale skin. a couple freckles kind of some dark. freckles curly hair. creeping everybody out. you know real kind of vein you know like. real veiny eyes just. he always had that one little fella. creeping people.

and my friend daniel actually this. little fellow growing up bus we had this. miscreant fellow. riley man named daniel and he would do. cigarettes man or do. you know he he's uh he um. super glued his own mouth closed once. and it just whole neighborhood was. furious man. and when they finally got it open he. laughed at everybody. dang. so we had people like that you know we.

had real miscreants dude. um we had a fella drank a little bit of. ethanol. this kid named todd man and he looked. like he really looked like [ __ ] but he. looked like [ __ ] before he drank it. so. but uh anyway what was i talking about. man. todd no no no before that man. daniel no before that uh.

oh bees baby. mother nature's freaking pitchforkers. dog. uh and this fellow would just sting his. own eye with him just take him and just. sting right into his own eye because he. had a. not a homemade eye but semi homemade you. know to step. up from homemade like maybe they'd made. it in homeek. so he had that you know he had that home. back eye and he would just and if you. didn't know the. new kids didn't know so every time after. lunch he'd get a kid over there and.

get his get a live b and sting his own. eye with it. geez you have any unique individuals or. role models like that growing up riley. oh man as far as the like. i don't think i can go that far as like. be singing in. your own eye um other than that no i. mean i've had. like you know there's like those special. kids that are like you know in special. ed and. you know i have a few friends in that. too i have a few um blind friends that. are like super good at.

you know audio at audio engineering at. my school. um it's crazy listeners huh big. listeners. oh yeah yeah they're like the best. students there we had a guy like that. too. they call him the big listener and he. was blind or something was wrong with. him he said he couldn't see. and people believed him right and he. could hear. he was that freaking that's that. listener. you know he was just damn christopher. columbus on the listenership man he was. just.

and we had a blind kid that could play. kickball real well. and he could hear the ball rolling fill. it on the ground. and kick it just the damn willie nelson. of kickball just the real. i mean this guy was just. just damn kirby puckett man this fella. old fat leg he had a fat leg on him too. a lot of blind people are fat in the. legs. what else we got here man.

we got a young fella right here hit a h. hit the hotline man. uh let's hear it here we go. hey theo this is will i called about a. year ago. my daughter eliana was born oh man. congratulations on that one year old you. got now man. that's a beautiful treat man my buddy. just had a kid. about maybe nine weeks ago or something. and he sent me a picture of it and it. looked like a damn little ghost.

little scared little fella but still. beautiful man amen let's hear it. appreciate that by the way let me on the. show. i just wanted to kind of ask your. thoughts about. the crystal leah situation because i. heard you and bobby talking about that. last week and i was thinking to myself. if one of my buddies got some deep stuff. some trouble and he said like hey. i didn't do that that wasn't me.

like i'd want to back obviously. that the crystalia situation is pretty. uh deep deeper than that. um but i mean you even said like. like people were mad about him talking. to a 22 year old. so like maybe it's not as bad as the. cracked up to be i don't know much about. it. to be honest that's not the base facts. so i don't know man do you ever feel bad.

about. not backing him like. well i appreciate your question man um i. mean there's. there's you know and yeah me and bobby. were talking about this the other day on. uh. on the episode and i think. i i i back chris you know like i check. in with him. you know i probably should check in with. him again um. you know chris doesn't communicate a ton. with me.

we never have communicated like a great. deal like. our friendship you know we haven't had. like a deep deep friendship. um i think he's one of the funniest guys. that i know. i don't so i don't know the extent of. everything that's going on either. you know i don't know the extent do i. believe everything that's. that do i believe that the articles that. people have written like a lot of it. seems like hit pieces to me.

you know but also i don't know. everything about it. you know i i feel like um. it's really tough you know because. people do everything now for click bait. it's really tough um. but i do know that i you know. that it's tough for a lot of his friends. and a lot of his associates. and co-workers to know what to say or do.

because he hasn't really said much. so i think in a weird way we're all kind. of waiting. not waiting to hear from him i mean and. he did say his piece there was an. article he. that he had or that was about like his. side of the story and his thoughts on it. and. um you know i don't know i don't know if. there's like legal stuff that he's. facing i don't know. and some of it is interesting because.

it's like it's not my. you know like um it's not my. responsibility to. or it's not it's none of my business to. bother him to bother him about any of. that. you know i check in and say you know you. know how are you doing. you know thinking of you um. i don't look at i mean the media often. looks at people as one-dimensional. oh they're just this or that's how it. seems a lot of times.

um but i mean i support you know i. support my friends as much as i. you know i love him. you know i want him to be able to work. um i'm grateful that he has a family. right now that he has a wife and kid. kitten he has people that are close to. him to support him. and people to keep him hopeful and. excited. um. you know i don't know i don't know what. a lot of his behaviors were.

like really no you know i don't know. i don't go you know i i'm. so it's like. you know yeah you i have their back i. have my friends back. i mean a lot of everything we do you you. don't see it on podcasts you don't. always hear about it. um there's also a lot of like a lot of. guys are afraid and a lot of people are. afraid i think just of. you know of a lot of just you know are.

they going to be written an article. about next even if. some of the stuff it doesn't even have. any validity. um you know it's scary. it makes me feel uncomfortable it makes. me feel scared to even talk about like i. have to watch my words. um. [Music]. because there's people out there that. want to take people's livelihood away.

but then also if people did something. that is illegal. then i feel like that they should be. held accountable for it. but also i don't feel like people that. if they did something illegal that that. damns them as a someone that i could. should care about. or that there's not more to them as a. person. i mean dude we're all like just messed. up creatures trying to freaking. balance right between the sand and and.

the and. the water so. you know it's tricky out there. it's tricky out there it's tricky in. here tricky inside of ourselves man it's. tricky everywhere. but when people say you didn't back him. what is backing someone look like i mean. i've let him know that i love him i've. let him know that. you know i'm here for him i've let him. know that if he feels like he has an.

issue or. with anything that he's welcome to you. know i go to different meetings for all. types of stuff so. he's welcome to come with me anytime he. wants to or. but i appreciate the reminder may you. know maybe i should check in with him. again and just you know remind him. that people think about him you know. that people care about him you know i. texted callum the other day and told him. you know. to keep his head up.

um just as i would text any of my. friends or communicate any with any of. my friends who if something bad happened. to them. you know just as i'm sure like the. accusers. are or the victims of of the alleged. incidents or their friends are. supporting them. you know it's i don't know. i'm just human man i i don't know. but um.

anyway man let's get another call or two. that came in man i want to thank. everybody that came out about the uh. cedar rapid. you know i want to thank everybody that. came out for the cedar rapids show. and uh let's get those calls right now. hey d.o it's boy daniel at northeast. arkansas. what's up big daniel out of northeast. arkansas. you ever been there raleigh i've not. well actually what is northeast arkansas.

like what cities. man let's hear more. uh not i don't i'm not the hot host. hitter but. yeah uh man just let you know be driving. up there. saturday come see in cedar rapids as. long as my wife doesn't kill me. while we drive for seven hours but uh. man i'm just gonna let you know. along with helping people dealing with. uh addictions and everything. you also help us who only had a mother.

growing up. and uh and wasn't really close to her. a while back let's see here you said how. your mom had to be your disciplinary. figure and your comfort person. man that just that comment opened up a. slew of emotions i didn't even know i. had. just from realizing that and. anyway i was able to put my relationship. back together with my mom.

you know we're a lot stronger now so. thanks man thanks for the nice call man. uh i hope you guys enjoyed the show. yeah seven hours with your wife in a car. that's really. i mean that should be a damn game show i. feel like. that should be uh that should be a. really. a dirty game show but um. yeah man well i appreciate you saying. that man uh you know my mother actually. went to it's. almost just funny and full circle my. mother went to college over there in um.

cedar rapids and um. and she met her first husband over there. over there. and uh but. yeah it's funny man i you know. it's interesting when a kid you know. when you just have the single parent. when you just have the mom. [Music]. and i didn't realize until i was older i. just looked at my mind it's like. you start to i think.

not having a dad around you in a weird. way you hold that against your mother. i mean you would you just hold it. against whoever's the remaining parent. so i think if it's. if you just have a dad or i did. i don't know if people do. but then suddenly you know yeah your. mother has two roles and. and i don't even know if our moms. realize it at the time.

that suddenly they're the mother and the. father and. and it's just so much man there's so. much that goes into all of it. but yeah i was holding probably i was. probably always been i probably held i. was holding. i was holding or maybe still hold the. things against my mother. that maybe were a father's. responsibility. and that's why sometimes i get hung up. on like yeah i like the two-parent. system man it's.

you know it just. because i know what it feels like not to. have it that's why. some people you know they get all. political about it well you don't like. you. you don't think two women can raise a. care two men. i don't know about all of that or i can. just you know. get my eggs fertilized at the chemical. plant or whatever and i can have a. family. yeah i think all those things are great. things and it's okay but.

you know i just the only thing i know is. that. when you're when you don't have that you. there's just parties sometimes this is. just doesn't develop or something. i don't know man uh. and sometimes it's easier for me to. think about these things and sometimes. it's. it's harder for me to think about them. and feel them. because thinking about stuff doesn't get. me anywhere man i really have to feel it. like i have to like.

try and take myself back to the place of. when i was a kid and what did it feel. like you know. and and how. you know like and think of myself and. looking at my mother and like did i look. at did i think of her as. you know i have to try and navigate. those feelings. and really see where i land sometimes. but. um. but yeah man life is it's just man.

there's so many. there's so much going on and i'm not. trying to be a downer or anything man i. appreciate the nice words and. you know and then in the end of it all. it's like. what am i i can't still what am i still. gonna hold grudges from. you know it just doesn't do me any good. so as much as in some places me i feel. empty.

if i pin. my emptiness on somebody else as their. fault. then it's just really just. it's just creating it just create it's. letting that emptiness still create more. negativity. and as much as it hurts to have to just. deal with it myself and to patch it up. sometimes it's just like that's the only.

real solution. because man yeah sometimes i still want. to blame i get you know i just want to. blame and. but usually those feelings go away. pretty quick. uh are those moments where i feel that. way but. anyway man thanks for bringing that. up you know uh. and yeah i hope your wife didn't kill. you and i hope you guys had a good time. at the show.

let's take one more call here here we go. hi theo my name is kristen and i just. got home. from your show in cedar rapids me and. two of my family members drove out there. from chicago. and i just wanted to thank you for the. laughs it was a really good night. we had a family member passed away. earlier this month and. it was nice to just get out there and. take a break from reality so. just wanted to thank you and we love you. and gang gang. thank you so much gang mama.

thank you thank you for that nice. message i'm glad you guys made the trip. you know that's a three hour trip right. there or something. two hour and you made it in yeah man we. put a lot of laughter up into the sky. out there. that's one nice thing about being. outdoors that laughter can hit the air. baby. that's air bound that's free that's no. walls caging up the vibes. and we let it hit the air son. i mean we were using profanity they.

could hear three buildings down they. could hear it a block and a half away. and we lit it up. so i'm sorry to hear about that i'm. sorry to hear that you guys lost. somebody that you loved. but it's powerful to hear that you guys. you know. took their spirit with you and put and. took it out and did something nice you. know. i'm glad you know.

yeah sometimes i think you know that the. laughter it just hits the air and it. goes right on up to heaven man. and that's all they hear up there that's. the only thing they're allowed to hear. up in heaven is just laughter so that's. the only thing they can really hear. are good sounds you know. you know they don't let bad sounds in. there only good sounds what's a good. sound you think riley mal. i mean good sounds as in.

like just anything in general like a. good sound yeah. um i mean laughter is a good sound um. i don't know rocket flying into space is. a good sound an elephant. i like elephants elephants are a good. sound. what what do you think is a good sound. laughter i think and uh. what else man sometimes a little sexual.

activity but i won't listen long if i. hear it if the neighbors are doing it. i'll listen for like. like two or three seconds but i ain't. listening. i'll bur like listen a little and then. pretend like i i'll be like oh well. what is that sound but then uh once i he. definitely know if it's sexual. interaction i back off. you know so. i don't listen a lot of that man. but um.

what else that's it. thank you for the call you know i love. you. and um and i hope you guys had a good. time out there. i really do that's important. that's important that's all there is man. that's all there is. is moving on getting in the car going on. getting on the train getting on the bike. getting on the skateboard getting back. on the horse.

and keeping it moving. that's all there is man i feel like. we've been through a lot and. um. you know i've just been thinking about. uh. well i haven't really been thinking. about anything actually. i got to ice my ribs down a little.

you ever had rib damage raleigh now i've. not. and i don't want to. there you go folks the hot take. from raleigh now baby let's get into. this the same way that we came in. uh this is north mississippi all-stars. and you talk about not giving up this. band has been at it. uh forever and i mean.

um they are just so beloved and uh this. is off their album. up and rolling and this is drunk. [Music]. outdoors. [Music]. outdoors little dirty dance floors.

let's go get drunk outdoors. [Music]. outdoors.

[Music]. [Music]. you guys be good to yourselves man and. i'm gonna try doing the same thing to. [Music].

myself. you.