Easter | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #192

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and that is. [Music]. all right and that is some very awkward. intro Eastern music right there and. that's intro that's Easter because it's.

Easter think about it dude I can't look. up on Easter up to you this here if I. even on Easter now when I hear even. somebody crack an egg in the morning you. hear them crack that egg and you think. all men would that's Jesus brother and. then what is that is that an omelet what. is that that's Jesus is that a crepe. that's Jesus crepes.

because you get that you just in your. brain in my brain I get that that. feeling that yes soos is in the air baby. because Jesus look he's that beautiful. burglar and he'll break right into your. heart if you let him and he can be. looked different people have different. Jesus's in their life you could have a. different you know your Jesus may have a. different name and different shape you. know your Jesus made am you know he may.

have a damn dreamcatcher around his neck. and he may have a couple tattoos on his. arm you know he may be in a full-body. cast or he may have a knee brace on. because he's been playing basketball on. his lunch break and he hurt himself a. little bit but however he is he could. Brett he could break right into your. heart and that's kind of that's how it. goes on Easter and that's what that. music right there that is called the.

stories time tells more than family. that's what that little ditty is and. honestly I thought the music was pretty. bad I thought I was getting it I thought. it was gonna be better but welcome to uh. this past weekend thank you guys man I'm. done here in a bet on rule Shh I'm gonna. make sure this cameras on I'm then here. in Baton Rouge Louisiana at my brother's. house and just got done doing a fort.

with the children. and in that fort man you remember when. you were young that fort was everything. man we building a fort you got to stay. over tonight we building a dam for and. your buddy would be like huh and you. were like [ __ ] you buddy. we building a fort everybody I knew was. a general contractor when its fourth. time every you could tie anything into a.

40 you tie a lamp in you tied a sheet to. a lamp make it tall make your tall make. a tall dog if you had like a little. poodle make him stand there in the. corner and toss sheet around his neck. he's got to hold a corner everybody's. got to hold a corner and then you got. then you had your little maybe you'd. have a um you know a plant pot and you. put the one corner of the sheet under. that and then another then you get. another sheet of blanket everything in.

the house goes into making the fort and. then you get up in that bastard and you. all lonely and I'm like damn man this is. this is probably what it's like one day. if you don't get married and don't have. any uh you know don't have any family. but anyhow um happy Easter to you and I. hope it was a beautiful day I'm down. here my brothers in the living room down. here in Baton Rouge and then we had a.

nice time watching the children her. children was all out here and one of the. children - I ain't even brushing their. teeth very much and so he law he already. lost a couple damn teeth so you know but. that's the Lord brother and the Lord. will let you into his into his heart. even if you have no teeth think about. that that's what you got to think man. that faith that welcoming that welcome. and feel of faith that long arm of faith. will open the door.

Frieden the toothless because most of us. will let almost anybody in the house. that looks thirsty but if they don't. have that grill they don't have at least. a couple of cheek lettuce in their mouth. bruh then we shut it down. for them you know and this there's just. something about that grill that really. that's that uh it's a it's almost like a. handshake in your mouth with people if. somebody have that grill they have that. first element of introduction of. comfortable introduction but you know.

that's when you know that Jesus got a. big old heart because he even loved the. toothless what's what's up what's up. what's up what's up I'm down here and in. Louisiana I came down here I went over. to Dustin Poirier and I saw the strap. dude it was cool you know it's cool to. go see that belt and he's got that real. that piece you know and and then I spent.

the rest of the time with family and. friends um my stepmom like I used to. live with a family when I was growing up. and the mom kind of bit the dust the. other day she I think was jacked up on a. couple of quaaludes or something and she. bit the dust at the party at the Easter. party and she had to hit the hospital. but she's all good she came back and. still down a couple cupcakes and uh and. uh and a ginger ale so I mean you know.

we in business son and what else man I. hung out here went to church this. morning dude it was cold and one thing I. realize about myself is I'm I'm down for. that I'm D uh you know I'm D F TL I'm. down for the Lord but it was really cold. in there and uh I was like you know I.

don't know if I could stay in here I. like I like my god I like a room. temperature God I think you know I like. a room temperature higher power I like. my higher power at room temperature and. it was real cold in there I said and. it's gonna be you know I think God and. God knows I want I want that room. temperature deity I want that room. temperature deity so but we had a good. time and we just did Easter stuff too.

the kid that had a jumpy house for the. children and somebody urinated in there. and that's always usually a buzzkill but. down here in south Louisiana dude that. just means you got to jump around if. that's what the kid said and you know. did when they saying you got to jump. around the urine in the jumpy house. that's some real I mean those that's. some real children right there because. you get that much urine airborne in that. jumpy house and you know it that I man.

thing is turning into a damn that's like. a swingers thing you know and I got. stuck at this swingers deal one time and. they had a bunch of people you know they. took the light bulb out of the elevator. at nighttime at this hotel and they were. all in there touching each other and I. don't even know Jesus but I took the. stairs the next morning for the. breakfast bar that's for sure what else. man what's going on not much done you're.

just very peaceful peaceful time down. here Easter weekend. you know a lot of joy in the air you see. a lot of people it's almost like that. little it's like that baby Christmas and. you got that rabbit and you got diabetes. everybody trying to sneak a snicker and. that's how it always has been when I was. young man you get a little bit of chop. butter you get you know we just have. this dude in our neighborhood named big. Roy and he was um I mean he was.

allegedly I'm you know I I'm sexual you. know homeowner they called him Easter. call him homeowners and he's beautiful. fella beautiful hair I remember that I. mean damn he had he had about four feet. of hair just stacked in a one foot on. his head and he almost his hair was just. bat it's almost like he could play a um. a flute a flute like a snake flute you. ever seen those snake flutes on the. Internet where the guy plays it and they. have a snake well he could do he could.

play a flute and his hair would just. kind of tighten itself up and really. just kind of hold on to each other his. hair was like it was like a dam just. gangbanged up there and all the. follicles were just wrapped up in each. other's arms. who knows what they were doing you know. hair [ __ ] but um but anyway he what. am I talking about but anyway I think he. was uh he was I remember one time he got. some it was Easter and he got some eggs.

that had this saw a little bit of creme. in them and creme is the kind of stuff. mine is something they it's kind of. perverted I think it's supposed to I. don't know what it is hell but they hide. it it's kind of like a sweet juice that. they hide inside of things you know you. might get a UH a doughnut have a little. bit of creme in it you might get a. little wah he got him these Cadbury eggs. he saw British eggs and these [ __ ].

was real royal looking they wrapped him. in like this royal foil and it looked. like I mean it looked like damn you know. Winston Churchill himself [ __ ] that. you know like like Winston Churchill. Hill chicken had hatched this [ __ ] this. was a beautiful egg it was wrapped in. like a delicate fall and you got that. egg and you cracked that thing open when. you bit into it it had this creme that. would I mean drip out of your damn mouth.

bra so if he wasn't if you wasn't trying. to meet a man but if you had one of them. eggs boy you could that was easy you. were suddenly men were trying to meet. you because that Krim would leak out of. side of your mouth you know like you. know like that creme was just up to no. good and and it wanted to just party and. you were trying to keep it inside of. your face in that creme that creme. really wanted to party but I remember. that and I remember watching him Edel. and he was a little older than me and he.

got a sack of them for Easter one year. he got about maybe seven and he's these. CAD berries these these little British. chocolate just hitters man I mean just. look like nut it look like a damn like a. big nut off a dam like a dam gay dolphin. or something and being Roy just made me. watch him eat all six up and I'm like. damn Ronald. [ __ ] I don't know what's going on but I. didn't uh you know I didn't masturbate.

or anything like that I just you know. went on about the rest of my day it was. just Easter so but anyway um yeah that's. it man that's it that's that's really. what's going on and where'd we leave off. the last episode I was talking a little. bit about I don't want to get in that. talked about how you know the escort. thing and Vegas I don't want to get it I. don't want to not get into it I'll get.

into it at a different time because I'm. here you know I'm it's Easter and today. I want to talk about uh I don't know. what I want to talk about what's been. going on I got well I mean we know as. always that this episode is brought to. you by great block pizza you know that. and that's at 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los. Angeles on the way to the beach if. you're not sure what's in your mouth and. maybe you should do uh do a little bit. of check you know run a cheese check run.

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time at church I get nervous sometimes. when I go to church I don't go armed. often you know sometimes once in a while. I'll go in LA I mean I do go to you know. a lot of 12-step meetings and for me. that is a little bit more of or that's. not my higher power but it's where I'm. through 12-step I'm more easy to access. my higher power but in church sometimes. this songs people will start singing and. I'm one of sometimes I want to raise my. hands up like and really feel the Lord.

because you can do that reach baby two. arms up you know like somebody it. basically I can football somebody just. scored a touchdown you put two arms up. and. turn the hands forward and that's baby. that's just letting the Lord know hey. stop right here because I need you you. know and I sometimes when I cause I like. the songs I like the music but they got. the they got nine these days a lot of. churches they got that nine-piece band. up there you know they got a nine piece. with two side items and they got the.

drummer and he's in like this damn. aquarii I'm like what the [ __ ] did he do. you know you could go up and throw some. fish food at him they throw it every. couple hours somebody would come out and. shake a sardine and he'll jump in the. air and they'd sell tickets to that but. he they got him in this damn cage I. don't know some of it's just too crazy. some of them is I wish that Church they. had a little bit more just that man with. the guitar that's simple just one fell. up there with a friend you know with a. dirt with her with a bruised soul and a.

lot on his mind. because I wonder if you could feel that. connection a little bit more if you had. somebody come in and play a song that. really just spoke their troubles or. their struggles I wonder if people could. relate in that sense more because that's. what the Lord is the Lord is that big. aunt 'men do it if you struggling boy. you get it you reach up to the sky and. you get a scoop of the Lord and put that. right in your heart and that'll usually.

help but sometimes when I'm in those. when I'm in the when I'm in church I. want to sing and put my hands up but I. don't I get scared and then I just kind. of sometimes I'll put them right on my. chest and just kind of just that's about. it just but not any higher I will go. about my shoulders you know but because. there's something that feels real like. religious when you put your hands up in. the air feels real real religious to me. and when you keep them down like. shoulders are under it feels like.

secretly religious you know but what. else I don't know man I you know I'll. tell you this I had an opportunity to do. a television. project somebody offered me a TV project. cuz people are always sending me. messages a man when you're gonna do a. Netflix special when you're gonna do. this when you're gonna do that and I. think about some of it but some of it I. don't know what I want to do and I don't.

want to hurry up and make a choice or. choose something that I don't know well. I'm not sure you know and sometimes. honestly I have like a chip on my. shoulder against Hollywood you know I. don't want to do sometimes stuff they. want me to do or I don't want to you. know I don't I don't know I don't feel. like they I feel like there's more power. and owning your own stuff and doing your. own thing I don't want somebody to own. me that's part of it you know I really.

don't want somebody to own me you know. I've talked about this before they talk. about you know they had that guy from. Boston Cosby Bill Cosby Show and not the. the sexual abuser they had that other. man Winston or whatever his name was and. he did the arm he was sound Sonya's. husband and somebody called a picture of. him like six months ago doing groceries.

doing produce and everything over there. stacking yams at the at a Trader Joe's. and they made fun of him and stuff but I. was thinking why this guy's it was a. television star you know this guy was on. probably 50 episodes of that shove Cosby. Show and I was growing up and went stand. out here [ __ ] checking fresh peaches. but at the same time his show still on. somewhere like it just made me I don't. like ownership I it makes me.

uncomfortable so I think you know I. turned down this opportunity that I had. because I'm just not sure and I don't. want to you know if I do something I. want to do something that I want to do. you know and I could be wrong I mean I. could have you know I could have messed. up and but but I don't know I was just. trying to trust my instincts and some of. it's hard to know what your instincts. are that's hard for. sometimes it's hard to know sometimes.

what your instincts are but yeah anyway. it made me think that somebody owned. that Cosby got somebody owned him I. don't want that for me and I may have to. have it at some point but I'm gonna be. Sola I'm gonna try and be selective. about it or I don't know but and as far. as Netflix special goes we might do one. sometime we'll see part of me thinks. about just taping some stuff and just. putting the clips on the YouTube that. way I still own my stuff you know I. still own my content I still own my.

stories and my in my world that way one. day my children you know if I have. children or my dog if I have a dog will. get will they'll still own that you know. it'll be our it'll be my own stuff. I don't know I'm just I don't know man. I've always had us I've always felt. uncomfortable about somebody I don't. like doing stuff that I like to do my. own thing you know I like to do my own.

thing and sometimes it's good because. you know it keeps me kind of self. motivated but sometimes it makes it. tough for me to work with others you. know it sometimes I think I've talked. about this a little bit I think the. reason why I like doing my own thing is. or I don't like doing working with. others I don't know if it's that I don't. like to share I don't think that's it I. think I don't know I for one of this.

used to have doing things on my own. and so it must be a trust thing at some. at some level inside of myself I don't. want to trust I know if I do things. myself at least whether they go well or. go poorly at least I didn't have to like. enter into like a trusting agreement.

with somebody else you know at least. then it's only me I can only help myself. I can only hurt myself but I don't have. to worry about letting somebody else. you know uh I don't worry about. something letting somebody else. potentially hurt me if I so then I might. lose out on the opportunity for somebody. to help me but as long as somebody can't. hurt me I'm it's like I'm willing to. take that that chance so if I do things.

myself then then somebody might not have. the opportunity to help me because I'm. not going to partner up with them but. they're not going to have the. opportunity to hurt me or to take. advantage of me either I think anyway I. don't know kind of thinking out loud. yeah it's nice to see my sibling my. niece isn't everything now real nice you. know I got I mean I'm really blessed to. have just healthy children in our family.

you know when I see these kids and I see. you know have five nieces and nephews. and today they're playing and they you. know even they're jumping around the. piss and the in you know blow house or. whatever it's called the jump house and. we never got a jump house dude I. remember we used to when it somebody. would do a ditch fire a lot of times in. our street people would do ditch fires. and we play we played this game called.

dirty bandits where you would we put. water on our bodies and jump through the. dark smoked a bunch until we were just. totally like just these dark creatures. kind of and uh and it was funny you just. try to see if he could get smut you know. get the smoke all over your body and. that [ __ ] but it would get in like the. crevices of your neck and behind your. ears and it was you know you had that. very it looked off often look like you.

crawled up from literally Middle Earth. when we got home a mom would beat the. [ __ ] out of us and I don't blame her you. know you roll into a house with that. much smoke on you and smoke is really I. mean if devil if fire is is the devil's. the devil's breath. then smoke is just must just be the. remnants of his of his ideas so you roll.

them with that you know that smokey the. seasoning basically just all covered in. smoke dirt and you tell your mom we've. been playing dirty bandits and she would. beat the [ __ ] out of it I mean she would. this back when you could beat you beat. the [ __ ] you know beat your kids ass and. still love them now it's like people are. kind of choosing one of the other when I. was young. you got your ass beat but you were still. loved and dearly loved too man and that.

was a different time what else I went to. eat well my you know this family I lived. with a nice coma to eat with them and it. was nice man we had a good time you know. I realized a lot just like I don't know. I've been home in a bit and things. change you know people get older you. know one of my nieces is like older now. and she's talking about like drama at. school and the last time I saw her she. was talking about like cut you know. different color pencils and uh and yeah.

like one of like like you know someone. in my life can't hear as well as they. used to or somebody can't they're a. little more slower or they're a little I. don't know it's just weird how things. you know how life changes it starts to. get a little spooky you're like damn. life is uh life still it life's just. going life's just going man.

it's got that wildness to it it's really. a stray uh it's really a stray animal. isn't it and what do we even know about. it sometimes is a life is almost like. Bigfoot it's like we can only we only. have a couple of kind of ideas of it or. or images or grasp time the movement of. time it's so it's so mysterious and.

we're out here just piggybacking on to. it for just a moment. just a moment but anyway I'm not going. to go into a deep episode today but. because I have I have a see stir man I. got to go to sleep I start I got to edit. this thing and get it together but I do. want to say that um well there's a. couple things we'll go into a couple. calls I got to tell you a couple other.

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you for calling brother I appreciate you. calling I couldn't hear your name. because you fast you talk quit but I'm. glad you talked quick man because it. keeps my ears you know you really. challenging my ears. some people they slow talking my ears. [ __ ] they barely have to do anything. so I appreciate you engaging on word. podcast so move to Portland and you wish. like okay you we had you on the podcast. don't move to Portland I hear what. you're saying okay homework. it has a new experience for me then.

and all on the podcast I'll move to. Portland and you wished the life has a. new experience for me then and it really. has. I think then I've gotten my license back. I just got back into school I'm throwing. a fundraiser your day before my birthday. I got a lot of good things going on I. just want to thank you man you wish that. into the world for me and is truly. effort. oh man will appreciate the coal man. thank yourself you know thank yourself.

as the sweet of you and you're welcome. but thank yourself you know you get out. there and uh man ah but you know is it. yes what we do for ourselves you know. and in the end really it's what we do. for others that makes us feel good but. man when you say yeah you're doing a. little fundraiser before your birthday. what a gift what a gift when your. birthday to give something to somebody. else do something special for someone. else I love it man you know I'm. realizing more and more that the that.

even as funny as we get disconnected as. as humans get disconnected how the value. of human connection is so there's. nothing like it there's nothing like. when you connect with somebody else you. know it's funny I was at a meeting this. weekend I went to a 12-step meeting him. and uh talked about this but a woman you.

know there was somebody talking about. they couldn't somebody was upset because. they I think I have to keep whatever how. they talked about in there in there so I. I can't share that but well I'll get. back into our calls and thank you for. the call let's hit this one here we go. ninety five six six four nine five zero. three vo dang this is Josh from Virginia. colin jost from Virginia in Virginia man.

if you want to do some tobacco and. [ __ ] being a Civil War Reenactment. that's the place to go if you want to. put a plug of that you know that ginger. if you want to put a plug of that. gingersnap in your lip you know and you. want to put a plug at that [ __ ] that. leafy hooker bra that thing that'll get. you hooked you know that's the sent us. Mother Nature Cinnabon brother.

that's the Cinnabon of vegetables. tobacco leaf you put a plug a tad up in. your lip and get jacked out you can do. that over in Virginia you'll see a dam. but you'll see a four you'll see a four. year old with a little wood you know. lighten up an American spirit and lying. about it oh we're a longtime podcast. listener I have they had a question for. you long-distance relationships what's.

your advice on on you know just making. that work making that making that the. best best of the situation I'm in the. long-distance relationship things are. going well I think things could. definitely always do better okay that. long-distance relationship man uh dude. I'll cheat him when I'm in the longest. relationship I cheat so but I'm also.

very loving on the phone I'm very loving. I just I don't know why I do that you. know to be honest not my whole life I've. always done that I've always anytime. I've been in a long relationship I lied. and I cheated and I'm not proud of it. [Music]. and I know I had a choice like I know I. had a choice but in some weird way I. know this is gonna sound I'm not trying. to let myself off the hook but I don't. know if I had a choice sometimes like I.

needed I needed to I needed some type of. attention not even really affection or. sexual affection but I needed attention. I needed and he constantly you know a. lot of me knowing I'm okay came from. other people and still does a lot of. times and I needed somebody I needed a. you know I needed to be able to. you know engage with someone or us to. know that I was all right to know that I.

was okay they let me know that by they. engaged with me if they didn't engage. with me if they were you know if I'm. just sitting on the phone being sad. because somebody else isn't around you. know the only way I knew I was going to. be you know I had to had to know and. also I feel this need like sometimes I. realized that like some of the reasons. why I think I would do that a lot of. times is because if a woman was. interested in me I felt a responsibility.

to be interested in them like I felt. like like if I didn't like somebody who. liked me then I was letting them down. because I think so often in my growing. up I liked girls and they didn't like me. and I took it personally for some reason. you know and so I felt like personally. those girls were letting me down and so.

then when I got a little bit older and. girls would like me I would feel like a. full man if I don't return this favor. reciprocate this in some way even if. it's just physically then I'm letting. them down and I know how that feels and. I don't want to do that and I know. that's kind of [ __ ] up thinking I'm. not even but yes sometimes I was like oh. man sometimes I would hook up with and.

it would have to be a girl that I was. attracted to like what if someone are. somewhat you know there have to be some. level of connection but it would be like. man if I don't do if I don't then I'm I. just didn't want to hurt anybody's. feelings sometimes. that's crazy I didn't want to hurt hurt. a woman's feelings so I would engage. with him you know and do sexual. engagement of some type touching or. caressing or something or just [ __ ] just. watch somebody eat a damn cat berry egg.

and get that British drip bra get that. sweet drip drop. but long-distance relationships do. usually I mean it's a lot of times you. would listen to sad you'd listen to. songs that remind you of them and cry. you know you would talk on the phone all. the time do back in the day think about. you wouldn't see somebody for months six. months maybe nine months you writing. them letters you get over there and. [ __ ] they don't even live there.

anymore and it's just a couple of new. neighbors that have been reading all the. letters you wrote them and they're like. damn you sound like a real [ __ ] buddy. it's just you know times are so. different now we have so much connection. it's like but it's not like really a. deep connection we have so much like. voice and video ability that you can. always be kind of right there with. somebody in a lot of ways you know you. don't really get a chance to miss. someone like you used to and when I was. young you wouldn't miss somebody man you.

wouldn't because there wasn't so much. constant connection man if you saw. somebody walk by you might [ __ ] never. see him again. or if you you know like there was no way. to just reach out and touch everybody so. man when your girlfriend left town or. when you left man it for me sometimes it. was so heartbreaking God so long. distance was real real tough I'd be. crying and [ __ ] but then as soon as I. got off the phone I'll be up to no good.

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say someone's name is different. you ever noticed that if your loved one. if you have a loved one. I'm boyfriend a girlfriend or something. or what you know one of the mixed crotch. bad boys you feel me can somebody got. that ginger snap that sugar lizard and. if somebody says you know a lot of times. your your significant other you talk to. him all the time you never say their. name you know and uh in this preacher. there's some sermon esteem is talking.

about just the value in saying someone's. name and letting them know them. personally letting them know identifying. them as a actual person recognizing them. by their name and I noticed that when. somebody I care about her son says hey. Theo you know I feel this way or. somebody they had this do to my. neighborhood uh Thomas Wright and his. dude and this crazy family that like. saying liquor right Allah cker not like.

the drip not like the booze and [ __ ]. with fun of that so amount I don't know. man. alright let's take another call dude the. hotline is nine eighty five six six four. nine five zero three here we go. hey you my name is Sean first of all. thank you for calling is Sean home word. Happy Easter. everything world you I was calling. because it's been having some feelings a.

lot lately you know I kind of grew up. for a long time in Hispanic culture in. the south you know my biological. father's Mexican well el dia de de los. el dia de los Domingos what is happy. Easter in Spanish let me see happy. Easter in Spanish Oh. Feliz Pasquale Philly's Basque was so. Philly's best cost to you my friend.

homework now I've been moving around the. south doing a whole bunch of places and. being further and further taken away. from when a guy used to in that Hispanic. coach. over around Arizona and Texas and stuff. you know now I'm living North Carolina. that's just again a little bit different. and hard to try to connect I was. wondering if you have any sort of advice. on that seeing that you know you're good.

Louisiana boy going over there to LA and. my cultural difference it is so. different you know how do you how do you. feel about having that big huge change. where you know down Louisiana you have. all that good old Southern culture and. going over to LA where you have just. about every other culture in the world. besides of the southern culture you know. just want to see your opinion on how. maybe you deal with those kinds of. differences well thank you for calling. mana and that's a nice question yeah I.

think that cultural stuff is tough you. know I even realize it coming back this. weekend you know people some of the. things people say or behave the way they. are. I don't really judging I'm grateful. where I've come from. I'm grateful from the place that I'm. from and and I try to take a little bit. of that with me in LA but la isn't. really accepting like they say they're. accepting of a lot of things but they're.

they're not accepting of a lot of or I. don't find in LA there's a ton of. acceptance for or right now maybe in the. summer could be just political climate. that even a southern accent everybody. immediately you know looks at you like. oh you're racist or you're in the area. IRRI ignorant you know you can't you. know you have to use a couple. calculators you got to call somebody if. there's math or something you know you. uh you don't do recipes because they.

have math and them people think all that. kind of stuff you know that you probably. [ __ ] somebody that you know RIS you know. but your fan you know that's you. shouldn't be you know doing sex with and. stuff like that but I try to take you. know I try to take some of my heritage. with me I mean even down to my father. grew up in Nicaraguan you know moved. here when he was 12 into the United. States and and when I was young he would. always talk in Spanish and he.

talk about Central America and he would. you know and and and once he passed away. they a lot of us stuff left my whole. universe so I just was in the South you. know just that white boy that poor white. treasure baby that's what I call myself. some poor white treasure baby and I was. you know and I just loved it I kind of. loved a little bit of the world I mean. there was a lot of stuff going on. there's a lot of you know [ __ ] sorry.

a lot of southern culture you know the. food the vibe the you know the bigger. hugs and much deeper laughs here laughs. are a lot harder and then I got to LA in. a lot of that I felt honestly ashamed to. kind of I feel like I got judged because. of it and I wish I wouldn't have now I'm. just trying to be myself I'm just trying. to get closer and closer to being myself. and sometimes I don't even know who that. is but you know growing up like my. brother had darker skin you know my.

brother has real olive skin and people. call him name people call him you know. uh [ __ ] people would call them sometimes. or and I'm not trying to use racial. slurs here but I'm just telling you I'm. not not going to tell you what happened. or they would call him a dark [ __ ]. sometimes people would say dark chain. and uh and so you know you [ __ ] I mean. I'm talking about dude how do I take my. heritage with me well it's always in me.

it's always in me man I know no matter. what when I'm walking around in los. santos from a nice place and people are. being funny i know that i can hear just. as funny a conversation almost just. sitting around a plate of crawfish like. i did this weekend here in louisiana I. know that I did I realized heavily this. weekend that the stories you hear just. from anybody just sitting around have so. much better characters than half these. characters that get created out in. Hollywood in that world so I just you.

know a lot of us just keep a little bit. of kind of a twinkle in my eye these. days where I just know that I have a. plethora of of gasoline in my tank that. other people that they can't. now some things they did you know do. change in me a little bit where I adapt. more to like healthier foods sometimes. or you know fit like physical fitness. you could I mean it's constant out in. and now lay there's always at places to.

do any type of physical fitness so it's. like and I'll change a little bit but. I'll never let myself really change and. I think one thing you can look forward. to is there's a lot more Mexican culture. coming into the u.s. you know there's a. lot more in America so I think no matter. where you are more of it will catch up. with you over time and you can be a. beacon for that kind of thing you know. there's a lot of great similarities. between like the south and in an Mexican.

culture you know there's like a lot of. religious similarities family is very. important a lot of great food a lot of. traditional recipes a lot of bad dancing. piece Dolas guns so I think uh I think. you're in a good spot man I think you're. in a good spot and don't be I would just. say don't be ashamed of it for a long. time I was ashamed to tell people that. my father's Nicaragua now I'm not. ashamed of that you know I'm just not.

ashamed of it anymore because just. because some people maybe said stuff. when I was young that made me feel. ashamed of it like I'm grateful you know. I'm grateful for it now so I think you. sound like you're gonna be fine man just. keep your head up and and be a little. bit Mexican if you can't every now and. then you know put on that [ __ ]. sombrero and pull out that piece stole. our bra you know if I can take a donkey. to work dog you know what I'm saying if. I can live life baby and be that bad boy. and make fun of it have fun dude it's so.

funny you get to be or if you want it to. be you could be a redneck second you can. make up a character that rednecks accan. and you know if that's not offensive I. don't really like to term redneck that. much but but uh but anyway dude I think. you got two great cultures stuck inside. of you so I don't know if there's a. problem at all I think it's might be. just a perspective. so gang gang brother you know what I'm. saying any gang brah I mean you could be.

again you could do square dancing or. [ __ ] ms-13 bro you got it in you. let's take another call here here we go. what up Co this is Jordan sent out of. Owensboro Kentucky Gang Gang Owensboro. Kentucky man that's I've been over there. in Kentucky that's kind of a wild area. dude Owensboro I want to say and I'm not. judging man I won't say it's one of the. poorest places in America.

Owens borough Kentucky I think uh anyway. yeah they just have a lot of poverty. there man so amen to you man for growing. up in those types of environments I know. it's really it can be tough sometimes. let's hear more home word I'm a lot of. time listener first-time Carly and you. know I mean I've been whooping a lot I. like to play best well I'm my spare time.

Oh whooping okay I thought used to turn. my training dolphins or something or. training some of those jump and animals. homeward and I've come in a lot of uh I. come across a lot of racial. discrepancies in terms of like black. people coming at me sideways just. because of the color of my skin and like. I never I'm not racist I'm never one. that I diss that out but I was just. wondering like how do you think I should. to handle that situation when I'm being. like I'm fairly like discriminated.

off the cover my skin as a white person. your honor me yeah I think you know you. handle it the way anybody can I mean I. mean these days I mean the biggest thing. is that people get a video and they. posted on a social media and they let. they let other people let that person. know that they're it's almost like. you're judged by like a jury not even. though your peers but just judged by my. humanity humanity lets you know what's. right or what's wrong and yeah man look.

racism happens every way these days I. mean a mom like it happens every way and. a lot of times in the media they don't. like to say that but. really does and I think it happens less. overall and I think there's ways that it. happens that we don't even see it. happening you know ways that we judge or. ways that we look or experiences that we. had as a child where you look at. somebody now you're like damn bruh. you know I dude you might see a dude you.

just you might see like you know you. might see a black guy late at night and. get scared you know or you might see a. [ __ ] white dude at the park with a. backpack on and a beard and you might. think he's gonna [ __ ] last year. somebody's just doing a frisbee golf you. know it's just you know there's all. types of sometimes we just have things. that are ingrained in us for maybe a. certain experience maybe you know that.

kind of stuff but [ __ ] man you know I'm. talking about but I think it had all. that kind of stuff happens every ways. and I'll call people out about it man. you know I called the other day I called. um who do I call some guy was going off. about real real really off about Jewish. stuff and I like do you're a Jewish. supremacist man you're a Jewish. supremacist this guy was or somebody. that you know his arm could be a black. supremacist somebody could be a whi like. I don't think it's wrong for anybody.

that wanted to support their own culture. there to to feel comfortable or navigate. within the worlds of their own skin tone. or their own voice their own you know. someone who has the same speaks the same. language some of those things are real. innate natural but yeah and I think it's. okay to joke around like if these people. are coming at you a little bit sideways. and they're joking with you then you. could be being too sensitive but yeah I.

mean look people can be racist in every. direction how do you handle that I think. you just call them out you know call. them out in some places it's easier to. have those at conversations than in. other places you know but yeah I think. you blast them out man if somebody's. coming at you want to care what color. they are you are anything. or if they got a [ __ ] two legs and. you got no legs or whatever [ __ ] them if. they're coming at your heart you know.

call them out dude or y'all so you could. go black body broth they're getting real. bad at you go black body you know I'm. saying show up at the core black body. and paint yourself chocolate from the. neck down and get on and [ __ ] drop 20. on him bro drop a triple-double son half. a can of sherwin-williams and daddys. [ __ ] hitting them tee dubs baby gang. but keep your head up over there in. Owensboro man I know life's not easy. sometimes an NA and and that's one of.

the says here on the internet that's one. of the counties that has it really tough. sometimes so uh what else man I wanted. to get into some more things but I will. say Happy Easter felices bask wass happy. Paso that's how my Jewish friends I. realized a Passover they stay happy Paso. so if you had any of those things man. then I hope it was great and hope it was. a good time and what else dude that's.

all man let's get through it I got to. edit this thing and put it up and and uh. and look Easter is a time for its new. things it's spring cleaning you know I. mean it's a it's a time to return as the. time to start over you know if you've. been doing something wrong you can let. it go and do it totally from a new place. you know that first caller this guy. called in a Theo von this is Dana think. we're calling amen he answered my phone.

call on the podcast on Lutz Portland and. you wished the life has a new experience. for me then and it really has I. since then I've gotten my license back I. just got back into school I'm throwing a. fundraiser yeah that guy he's got his. birthday coming up and you know he's. having a new experience I might I don't. have anything to do with the fact that. he called this podcast friend like that. I'm not saying that I'm just saying it. expecting guys having a new experience. and I want some new experiences.

sometimes you know I've been doing good. with the masty bro with that [ __ ] you. know that. that hand hockey brought at masturbation. and then I fell out week and a half ago. I fell out and died he was spraying out. and doing it all brah and dropping DNA. dude I knew it I could have drowned a. [ __ ] medium-sized bird with how much. I sprayed out but but now I'm back on. the track. I'm staying off the pornography and I'm.

feeling good. and I'm just hoping to have a new. experience and and I know that I can I. know I can have a new experience you. know it's sometimes just risk y'all but. sometimes this I don't know dude I don't. even know man sorry I don't know if I. don't know what I'm talking about today. or it's just it's been kind of a long. week it's been a little long days a. little bit been a little bit of an. emotional day to you know just family.

here and people getting older and you. know moan nieces and nephews getting. older and they don't you know some of. the games that they loved you know when. I saw him six months ago they don't even. remember they don't know about it. anymore and so I know this sounds kind. of lame but some of the envisions I have. in my head of us you know spending time. together doing something they're not. even into those things anymore they. don't give a fair so I don't know I. guess I'd to some like little. expectations of things we would be able.

to do for fun and and they don't like to. do those things so they don't even care. about hanging out with me anymore you. know in certain moments and instances or. so it's I don't know feel sad out again. bummed out that you know little kids. don't think I'm neat or whatever they. don't but [ __ ] whatever man it's not. a big thing but it's just you know it's. just life you go and or you go visit a. family member and you have ideas in your. head I was going to be like this can be.

like that and then they're real busy or. they have something going on you didn't. expect or you know if somebody got sick. or somebody cancelled so they couldn't. come it's just uh it's life is all it is. this life but in the end at the end of. the day I yeah I think is. it's the best thing going happy Easter. to you and you guys be good to. yourselves I know that you deserve it.

and uh and I'm happy to be here with you. today. gang gang baby. [Music].

[Applause]. [Music]. yeah that music is still pretty bad man. happy sure you guys I love you I'll see.

you this weekend in West Palm Beach and. then the following weekend in New York. and some new tour dates should be coming. out I think next week we'll have some. new cities that were dropping and I'm. grateful I hope you're able to find some. things you're grateful for you know find. some gratitude and because those things. always help power me you know when I'm. really able to feel grateful for. something that's going on it just makes.

it just makes the rest of my life. lighter you know if I'm gonna put lemon. up if my brain is gonna work so hard to. stack so many things on the side of the. scale to weigh me down it should it. should I should give a little I should. give equal amount of time to wait so. putting some things on the side of the. scale to lighten me up and it's usually. gratitude that does that for me but I'm. not talking at you I'm kind of just. trying to remind myself as well but be.

good to yourselves man I know you. deserve it gang. you.