Duncan Trussell | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #449

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Family. Hour um he has a show on Netflix he's. one of a kind today's guest is my friend. Mr Duncan. [Music]. trussle I'll sit and tell you my. stories. sh. me and I will find a song I will s.

[Applause]. know they had a man by us that. uh they found a Korean guy who had been. hiding I guess in the ceiling of the. YMCA what yeah this was in um Santa. Monica they found a Korean in the. ceiling and so they uh they shut. everything down one time like the police.

came in and raided him he'd been going. there for years you know he'd been like. sneaking he's like one of. those you know people are uh what's that. new thing people are hiding in people's. homes or whatever nesting yeah yeah. nesting yeah they nest in your house you. don't know they come down and drink your. milk right sorry yeah that's what's. going on it's like there was and this. guy was. nesting. um in the YMCA not a bad place to Nest.

oh no and I would I remember I saw him. for years sorry Zach uh I was a bit. abrupt there I'm having a long I'm. having a long day and it's you are Theo. what happened well there's [ __ ]. people in the ceiling brother there's. people in my ceiling right now you know. there's squatters I got Koreans in my. brain I got Brothers in my head who. knows what else yeah man it would be so. wonderful to have some brain scanning. device that showed you a visual. depiction of all the various entities. whatever they may be whether it's you. knowy olical structures are authentic.

demons so you could just get the rundown. like when you get blood tests you know. yeah CU then You' know you you know like. why you're acting the way you act. sometimes not you specifically but you. know when the monster pops out oh well I. I think that that's you know I wonder a. lot if we do I was just talking about. this with on Rogan the other day if if. we do enough of the right testing like. like we take people's temperature like. that's such a temperature is such a who. cares you you can almost guess it you.

know if you're just if you're anybody. with a thermometer with the two cents. you know finger yeah like you could be. you could touch somebody like oh you're. warm or you're cold you know you're dead. you're alive you know it's like but I. feel like it we just we have such. primitive testing it still feels like. that we're allowed to see right I would. love to know yeah what's what the f. who's in here today right what skeletons. are out yeah what unaddressed trauma is. about to explode out of me in the middle.

of traffic yeah and then you'll know and. then maybe it won't happen but this is. yeah I man it's you know I think the. testing we have on the human body is. pretty remarkable right like you can do. like you don't even have to get the uh. what the prostate thing you know where. they shove the tube and cut the pops. it's disgusting it's like a haircut for. your intestines I got to get one soon. but the you could just do like a some. test that tells you if you know you've.

got a problem yeah you don't have to get. the Michael Jackson drug and then have. this long tube that your doctor is. weirdly like excited to tell you about. yeah he's listening to Billy Jean while. he puts it in. you my doctor was so excited he's like. you'll be able to see your appendix like. I don't want to see my [ __ ] appendix. I never want to see it I want to die. without seeing my appendix but anyway. now they can just test it I can't.

remember what the name of it is the. worst commercial on TV it's like a like. a an annoying corrective animation like. interrupts people when they're swimming. and it's like have you had your [ __ ]. checked yeah it's a stupid commercial. but the point is if they can do that. it's interesting the mind the mind is. like the ocean you know we have no idea. what's going on in there like it's the. biggest part of planet Earth and we. barely know what down there it's really. curious well the too man the ocean a lot.

of it is most of the animals are by The. Edge yeah right like that you're talking. like down there in those thermal vents. it starts low population density and. what is down there is like Terri is. terrifying well it's the same type of. people that live I think if you get out. in a very rural Utah or you get out into. like you go deep into the mountains or. into some Caverns or something you find. some real cryptic homies out there oh my. dude you know when I was in Asheville uh.

the last day of my kids preschool right. before we left I met a psychologist. whose job was to go out into deep. Appalachia and like you know it's that's. where all his clients were and just what. you're saying like the stuff going on. out there is crazy like he was telling. me one of his patients took a. scythe and went to this dude's trailer. where I guess he's sitting watching TV. and you used the Scythe to cut through.

the trailer into the dude's back like. came through the wall the wall with a. scythe you're just watching like. American Ninja Challenge and a scythe. comes through your [ __ ] trailer but. how interactive is that I mean you. couldn't no matter what cable you paid. for rarely would you be watching. American ninja and then an actual. bootleg [ __ ] me ninja rolls up with a.

scythe and cracks through your homestead. like 80% moonshine just just filled with. that kind of moonshine that makes your. eyes turn. white [ __ ] something Sparks in his. brain he's like I'm gonna do it today he. goes and scye someone try it's a it's. it's crazy that's our minds they we have. our back roads and we have our dark. Bowers and secret places some people. never ever even know they just think.

they're like the first thing that comes. to their mind they don't know that like. there's a lot of [ __ ] down there yeah. they don't know that there's people. pushing people to the front of the class. to say something they think that oh. that's the first thought I have but they. don't know there's all these dark arts. and the distance pushing people forward. I think my mind a lot of time is like. what's that Black Street that they. burned down or whatever Zach that was. like a Hol that was like black it was. like. fancy it was like the first black like. Main.

Street uh you talking about Black Wall. Street and Tulsa yeah that was yeah I. can pull that they burn it down they. burned it down a long time ago I'm not. sure what exactly happened. um it may have been racism it may have. just been fireworks I don't know what it. was white residents attack black. residents homes and business as well as. culture and public institutions in. Greenwood District of tuls Oklahoma and. oil boom City Black Wall Street one of. the wealthiest black communities it was. like kind of your early Atlanta Jesus.

Christ they burn it all down yeah the. property loss 35 blocks were. systematically looted and. burned um yeah I don't know does it say. why they did. this I'm guessing it's not fireworks. yeah this looks more like probably. racism mobs of white. residents the Red Cross provided relief. uh do you see any if you if you see.

something Zack let me know won't you. peep on it while we're um but that's. what kind of my head is you know I. remember going to the doctor one time. when I was young and the guy they put. that thing in your head that little. looker you. know the looker it like a they put oh. the ear looker yeah stethoscope it's. called an ear looker stethoscope y ear. looker yeah ear looker I got it well I. know yeah stethoscope they put it in. there and the guy was like oh you got a. bunch of uh Brothers in your head right. but he said the nword right the doctor.

yeah and I remember that and I was. like and he was just joking around I. guess you know but I it was like I. didn't know what was going on how old. are you I was probably nine or 10 you. know just think of that dude like. imagine being that doctor looking in a. kid's ear and that is what makes sense. for you to say yeah and that's a doctor. he looked in he's like oh you got a. bunch of nword in your head and I was. like what.

what the [ __ ] well tell him to come out. dude at least like you know let's get on. a first name basis but it blew my mind I. think he was trying to like make my dad. laugh or something you know it was just. back in the days when there was just. kind of semi casual racism right you. know I I mean that's not even semi. casual racism that's like I mean if. we're going to like analyze racism. that's pretty hardcore like and that it. sounds like a joke he makes like that's. just his one of the funny bedside. manners things he does when he's with.

nine-year-olds like that generally. cracks nine years olds up I guess it. would Terri would probably terrify me oh. I didn't know what was going on I didn't. know if like half of like In Living. Color was living in my there's humans in. my ear what are you talking you're a. doctor I'm GNA trust. you whoa yeah that's C so that was crazy. yeah it was just kind of the vi the the. environment around us I think at least. you remembered it man like that that's. the problem is like stuff happens like. that to you when you're a kid and you. forget it and then you get this like.

weird little limp like a micro limp a. weird little like you have anxiety. attacks when you see ear Lookers or you. you don't know why that's the problem we. forget the Mind forgets but a lot of. stuff just gets in there just gets in. dude I. was like a few months ago I I don't know. man you know I've done psych Alex my. whole life so like if I get a little. wobbly generally I'm just like all right. whatever you're wobbly today but I was.

like particularly like weird like I was. off I don't know how off you get but I. was like off off and my wife was like. what's going on with you and I'm you. know doing the Rolodex if I've been. eating a lot of Edibles am I getting. enough sleep you know and like. everything it's pretty normal and then. I'm like [ __ ] I Google search cuz I try. not to remember it when my mom died MH. that day no didn't remember it didn't. remember the date but my body remembered. it and like talked to my friend who's a.

psychiatrist he's like yeah that's. seasonal triggers they like activate. people's grief and some people don't. even know that's what's happening it's. so wild man that that's just stored in. us forever and what else is in there. yeah like surely it's not just the worst. thing that happened to you it's probably. lighter shades of things that and you. think that's your personality it just. triggers yeah a lot of our personality. is basically it's the foliage that's. built upon the sediment of the things.

that have happened to us as as we grew. yeah man yeah you know it's really. fascinating I think um yeah I I wonder. how many two of those things can be like. triggers from previous generations even. you know yeah I mean I think there's a. lot of Investigation into that now. epigenetics yeah and also I mean you see. like a zygote or something or what's. that beautiful rock ever bought one of. those beautiful rocks and you crack it. open and it's got damn magic in it it's. just geodes yeah so cool God and you're.

like wow this is in there you know yeah. right yeah right it's not all horrible. [ __ ] inside of us I mean it's that's the. that's the thing like underneath all the. all whatever the weird neurotic foliage. you have is like for a lot of people. there's there's like things like that oh. yeah and these are a lot of women that. you know that didn't have kids or. whatever end up loving these things what. geod I didn't know that is that true. yeah these are like the Pringles for. women that couldn't.

you know like uh didn't have a child I. think I did not know that man that's. cool yeah I didn't I guess I get it it's. kind of like a womb it's like this. universe in a womb or something well if. you really think about what would life. be like right if you thought about life. cuz I'm sure if you say you saw a little. bit of b a little bucket of uterus or a. bucket of not uterus but what's placenta. right if you saw a little placenta on. the ground you be like G look if you. didn't know it was placenta say you're. walking by you be like oh my God have.

you seen live placenta a hippopotamus. sneezed over here no dude when I saw. plac for the first time when my wife. gave birth it's an alien like that is. not of this world it's the it's the. craziest thing you've ever seen and it's. just they just grow that man they can. just do that it's an organ that they. grow and then and then eject it's nuts. who does it who does what grows it well.

I mean I'm assuming like it's something. you know the DNA it like you know once. you once you're pregnant it just sort of. it just their body's not oh women who. did you think I said I don't know I. thought someone was growing it somewhere. my friend's a placin farmer and he. invited me over and it was just you they. grow it in aquariums lots of jizz it's. basically chiz and honey and like you. know depending like everyone has a. different recipe yeah you have a bunch. of there's a bunch of Asians beating the.

rice off of it out in like little boats. there's all kinds of ways to make plac. Theo these days especially my. grandmother's placenta recipe is insane. oh yeah dude yeah I've had paa I've had. placa it's like just depends on the. holiday you know oh my god when you get. a wonderful placa it's just so it's so. great harder to find these days I don't. mean to be like an old man and complain. but when I was younger you would get. like much better placentas oh the. Christmas placenta my grandparents would. bring over you God oh my God the smell.

of fresh placa bubbling on the stove. cinnamon roasting on an open fire god it. was good and my grandmother would put. cinnamon on hers are you kidding. me it's so interesting man it's so. interesting yeah so this was like a big. in my family over Christmas dinner my. grandma my grand father was like why. don't we add cinnamon to the placenta. and like my grandmother just started. weeping walked out of the room so ever.

since then I've been afraid to try it. but I've heard it gets you super high. yeah it's a real uh I mean it's brought. families together for years I think yeah. I think it's an American tradition I. don't know why people are against it. it's just like what you can you can. adapt you can adjust yeah having you. ever read Grapes of Wrath dude if we. that book was a half chapter away from. them eating a bowl of boiled placenta. that's right yeah just eat it eat the. binic eat whatever you want I mean the. last page of that book They're. breastfeeding off their own. sibling I think because they were so.

starving in that book well I mean did. you hear like when they recovered Jim. Morrison's body in the bathtub in Paris. his mouth was full of placa a lot of. people think it was heroin that killed. him but like he got high and choked on. placenta oh like Parisian placent o. which is good oh yeah I'm not to sound. snobby but the I don't think anything. beats the placa of France yeah. plac you sound exactly like someone.

serving placenta and Paris you've done. this you've been on the placa tours I. went on a whole placa bike tour of. Paris was best week of my life did you. guys see that uh Morgan Wallen is on. tour of course you did he's out there. who else is touring um the Harlem Globe. Trotters I believe are out there doing. it Willie Nelson maybe on his last tour. ever uh a lot of touring going on and.

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or older to order zip more smoke less. with ziix nicotine toothpicks that's. great dude yeah placenta man it is uh so. you saw it though when your wife had it. oh yeah you see it yeah you you see it I. mean well you save it like these like. these days they're actually recommending. that you like save the plac or I think. it's the plac like the idea is like in. the plac I could be wrong about this. maybe it's the umbilical cord there's. stem cells that the theoretically in the. next 10 20 years if you have access to.

your stem cells from when you were first. born you could like reverse the aging. process so lots of people who can afford. it are saving their stem cells their. placenta I can't there's a name for it I. think it's called cord blood but all. that stuff like they cryogenically. freeze it and then down the line. theoretically you could like heal. yourself you could grow your body better. oh I would use that in heartbe I think I. would too what is that what are we.

saving Zach you have any information on. that yeah cord blood is the right word. but it is people do like save and eat. the placenta um or bury it do you want I. have a picture of a placenta if you want. to see it i' would love to it's kind of. strong. though yeah okay yeah wow and is that. cooked or not cooked bring it back up. that looked like raw placa that's raw. yeah that's probably Chef Anthony. Bourdain's. kitchen or a cooking show or something. oh yeah this looks like a little bit.

yeah this ain't no Wolf Gang Puck this. looks like this looks like real people. do eat this though you're right I've. heard that in La like women save the. placenta and literally put it in like. smoothies like that like people are. they'll like incorporate it into daily. eat it well there's a new purse too I. think they're doing a purse now you know. what the purse is beautiful Gucci has a. wonderful placenta purse for this season. a summer placenta purse but the um the. pro here's What's happen what happens. and uh it's a real problem is that. people bury their placa and they have a.

little ceremony for it but they don't. bury it deep enough and their dogs dig. it up oh so like you go you're like. sitting down to watch TV and you look. and like there's like half eating. placenta on your. couch so you got to put it in a box or. bury it deep because dogs just love. placa who yeah I can't even it's. everything yeah it's everything a dog. would want it has blood in it it's like. from the crotch area you know it's like.

dogs love all that oh my God it's yes. it's literally a dog's dream food yeah. for sure I. uh I I do think it is kind of. fascinating though that we don't have a. be like are we missing levels of. ourselves in basic scans and information. that like how close are we to be able to. do a scan an MRI that tells us. what's going on with ourselves at some.

different levels like an emotional CAT. scan yeah emotional seems to be the. level that seems to be a lot of the. realm that we're really missing I feel. like when it comes. to uh. um uh like uh diagnosis yeah for yeah. for sure because all I mean all the. psychologist has to go on is what the. patient is telling them right that's it. you you can't you can't do anything. other than that or like past behaviors.

or you know but still you don't know. yeah I mean this is to me the astounding. part of being human. is we're choosing to behave the way we. do like UL like you many times I would. like to think I didn't really have a. choice there like that that just was a. reaction to an event that spontaneously. erupted out of me. but if you kind of mindfully study your. worst moments most most of the time. you'll realize there was like a micro.

moment where you decided to like do your. defense mechanism that always hurts. people's feelings or gives you uh a. feeling later of guilt or something. there's this weird micr second where you. decide to do it like your brain is some. kind of computer and it spits it's like. Choose Your Own Adventure and it spits. out a few options and you pick the most. annoying aggressive shitty one yes I do. you chose to do it it you know you. weren't possessed right but the choice.

happen so quick that you could easily. miss the choice that's what's cool about. it is you don't have to be the way you. are at all change your clothes change. your haircut get a face tattoo whatever. you want you could do whatever you want. but we're addicted to being us you know. it's so habitual wow you know and it's. one thing I noticed with doing. meditation right that starts to help me. is I'm not. just like. in the carriage of the uh roller coaster.

I'm on I'm not just because usually I'm. so attached to my own life I'm like oh. this is what but if I do some meditation. even for a couple weeks yeah I'm start. to have a little bit more separation. yeah from me and what I'm doing so I'm. like. oh I do have a little bit more choice I. can see a little bit more how I'm. behaving instead of just behaving like. if you're always up upset if you're. always anything or if you're feel like.

you are just constantly in response to. some choices that that you're making and. you're like [ __ ] I don't know what's. going on meditation has always given me. a little bit of a step backward it's. like oh I'm not always just the guy. sitting in the um in the roller coaster. car about to go on the ride now I'm. sometimes I'm the person waiting by the. side of it like I'm the conductor a. little yeah it's like oh interesting God. roller coaster is a great way to.

describe it man there's a lot of. antiquated ways of describing it a. chariot attached to like the most. powerful horses and if you can't control. them you're going to get dragged wild. elephant wild elephant but you know. that's a you know this is an Eastern you. have to grow up in India to even know. like what that mean I mean I've seen. videos of wild elephants they're not. great but roller coaster that's [ __ ]. awesome man roll roller coaster that's. the new DES destion of the Smooth. Operator good roller coaster it's a yeah.

but just not being so attached to myself. I will say that that's the only time I'm. able to get any insight into like wow. look at my behaviors look at what's. going on instead of just being my. behaviors yeah yeah I mean and you know. something that's really wonderful is if. you it's not like you have that pause. that seems to expand with meditation so. you have a little more time to decide. what you're going to do you it doesn't. doesn't mean you're going to choose the.

well- behaved thing to do it just means. if you do choose to be an [ __ ] you. know you did on purpose you thought. about it and you're like I'm going to be. a [ __ ] [ __ ] here I'm deciding. instead of spontaneously just going. [ __ ] mode right that's it that's what. meditation provides it provides you the. ability or the noticeability to go from. spontaneously being an [ __ ] to. choosing to say hey I'm going to be an.

[ __ ] what a gift what a gift no you. know one thing I I don't know because I. haven't read this someone who was. friends with him told me that once he. ramdas the spiritual teacher say if an. if an [ __ ] gets enlightened then. they're going to be an enlightened. [ __ ] this whole notion that you start. meditating or take up the spiritual path. and like now like I don't know you're. making like Instagram video in front of. like Crystal Pools of water and in.

beautiful forests with your beads and. your like emanating light that is not. the case it just you just like you're. saying you become the roller coaster. conductor at least you know that you are. simultaneously controlling the ride and. getting on the ride yes and there's some. freedom in that I think well it's. interesting because then you start to. see oh well what else could be going on. in the de depth of me when I'm not just.

sitting here in the S like at the beach. of myself I'm not just you know it's. like I feel like that's one of the first. steps into sort of getting into. like realizing there's more to you than. just being this. reactive substance described as like a. human reactive substance is that what. the aliens call us that's probably what. they thought it was at first there just. like there's these re there's a bunch of. reactive substance on that planet yeah.

we don't know what it is sometimes it. like gets into Vehicles we think it's. Vehicles yeah yeah on sometimes a doctor. tells one of one of them tells them they. have black guys in their head as a child. yeah I know well you know I did like I. did read that maybe that is the reason. even though these days I guess you can't. say we're not getting visited but one of. the theories on why aliens aren't coming. here is because they don't consider us. intelligent life yeah so they just see. us as some just like what you're saying. some kind of like vaguely sensient.

reactive meat and not worth visiting I. think that makes sense I mean I've long. thought the reason why I think aliens. used to come a lot probably back in the. day right they came a lot that's why you. saw a lot of Egyptians drawing them yeah. you know and um and even the fact that. they would stay stable long enough for. an Egyptian to draw them because in you. know like they had to get a candle they. had to light it they had to get the guy. could draw like it was a little bit more.

of than just chisel it yeah sometimes. chiseling yeah it was a more than just. us grabbing a phone right yeah but I. think yeah they used to come by a lot. and then they realized it's kind of. boring we've become like one of the. boring theme parks in the Galaxy so if. your parents if your alien parents take. you to the uh Earth for your graduation. I bet the other aliens like what a. [ __ ] loser do your parents took you. to [ __ ] nobody's been there in. Forever dude how how poor are you guys. it's like a Six Flags knockoff yes like.

one of those shitty like shitty theme. parks where they don't even try to clean. up the puke yeah they're just pukes. splattered everywhere you'll probably. get like. pickpocketed you look at the kids. controlling the roller coaster and. they're like clearly on PCP they're not. paying attention you're people die you. know people die there but yeah the guy. yeah one of the guys running the rides. is in a coma but they have to hire like. the government you have more comos. people yeah they're just like yeah the.

guy's like just like has his morphine. button and his [ __ ] start the ride. button confused crazy I mean any theme. park I mean that is really like to me. the more terrifying than the roller. coaster itself is when you look at the. person controlling the roller coaster. and then imagine like what if that. person was controlling Subways in New. York ah would you feel okay about that. but the roller coaster is probably more. dangerous than the subway totally it's. like it shouldn't even work it's it's.

like using weird physics they hired an. roller coaster architect they could. afford them for a couple of weeks threw. something together and then they just. let like a. 17-year-old on like synthetic marijuana. for sure oh yeah control that [ __ ]. thing yeah and then yeah yeah yeah and. then he spends he that kid he lobbies to. get a DJ there at the same time like for. the ride right like they're like we. could spend more money on safety and.

he's like no way dude we need my boy. Ricky right here to spin his tables on. the side that's right and you know they. know they have insurance so they're just. like look I'm paying a [ __ ] ton of money. for roller coaster insurance if someone. gets hurt they get [ __ ] hurt we're. getting a DJ we're covered. legally this ISS the RM all the. night I think he's having a seizure I. think the roller Operator just had a. micro. seizure oh he's having a seizure dude.

beat up the beat bro we got to [ __ ]. drop the beat that'll help him dude I. was in the back of a [ __ ] roller coaster. at a [ __ ] theme park just like you're. describing yeah and whoever was that. like whoever's in charge of checking the. the straps comes back to me I was just a. kid man and she looks at me and she's. like you're not even supposed to be. sitting in the back the person next to. you to is he heavy there's a chance you. could break a rib. there wasn't I'm going to take you out.

and put you in a different seat she just. said that as she's tightening the thing. that's holding me in the car and then it. just goes and she was right like the. person next to me was smashing it hurt. like it didn't break my rib it should. hurt man yeah it hurt it should hurt so. what kind of meditation do you do. Theo what I do is I wake up in the. morning I say a prayer I I do a reading. and then I do 10 minutes of meditation I.

just close my eyes I just sit there and. if any thoughts come. up I try to uh just let them pass and. not attach to them cool I set my phone. timer for 10 minutes and that's it and. then I do like a written meditation. after that where I'll just write for 10. minutes straight just whatever comes. into my head stream of Consciousness. yeah that's great man you do that every. day mhm I've done that every day man I. would say or at least six days a week I. would say for probably the past few. months four months maybe wow that's. incredible good it makes me feel a.

little bit more like like I'm okay to. think about stuff and not just be as. reactive sometimes yeah man I mean. that's amazing that's a long four months. of like that kind of practice is a big. deal yeah it feels pretty good man. um but yeah I think uh I went. to well let me think about that a little. bit more but yeah I think Earth I I do. believe then just going back to the. aliens thing that I think that Earth is. it's that old theme park where it's like.

dude we're not driving all the way out. there there's nothing out there all the. information is these people are just. yeah trying to butt [ __ ] and just. looking at you know and growing yard. drugs like we're not going over there. again I'm picturing the alien display. like the Star Trek display as that pops. up is what the analysis of planet Earth. is that's amazing there's like yeah. that's not worth our time yeah we're not.

going to burn vespine crystals to. [ __ ] go to that piece of [ __ ] now it. will at some point though become hip. with alien youth to come back here and. do something because that's how. everything is right like at some point. it becomes cool to go to the uh to go. into graveyards like for you know. there's always like there's 20 years. where nobody gives a [ __ ] about. graveyards nobody mentions them blah. blah blah blah blah even on Halloween. nobody's popping in but then something. flares up where great gra yards are. [ __ ] popular again you know man I my.

friend ran a graveyard and it was a big. problem Goths [ __ ] on the graves. really yeah they had a problem with. Goths [ __ ] on the graves and peacocks. wow the I guess the peacocks I can't. remember the problem with the peacocks. either they were like aggressive or they. were too loud or something but the main. problem was at night Goths would like. squirm in under the gate and just [ __ ]. on graves for some reason it's like a. that's a bit like if you're running a.

graveyard which by the way is apparently. like a very profitable business then you. have to have a plan for what to do when. people come and hump on the tombs. because there's some I don't know what. it is there's some kind of you know I. went jogging in that graveyard once and. I was so thirsty Theo and I uh I turn on. a spet and just drink some water and. then I realized I'm drinking [ __ ]. graveyard this this is Graveyard water.

this there's no way grave gravy. baby drink grave gravy yeah it didn't. taste good either man it had a weird. Tang to it yeah that [ __ ] marrow son. god oh god dude you could sell that. though there's no way you couldn't sell. pure death filtered water grave water. grave water they already have what is it. like what's the new can water every. liquid death it's like that's their.

premium yes bottled at a cemetery in new. orans that doesn't have great. sanitation so you are getting I don't. know if you've seen like have you ever. been to a [ __ ] Cemetery speaking of [ __ ]. theme parks you ever been to a non and. you smell you can smell the death and. some some of the graves like or the [ __ ]. yeah they're hatched open a little bit. or somebody's yeah yeah people will get. in there people will steal a bone I.

remember oh they love it well dude I. grew up in a neighborhood between a lot. of people would drive from like the main. thoroughfare in town and then they would. go through our neighborhood which was. pretty dumpy and go on to like kind of. wealthier. areas and we were right outside of the. city limits or the town limits I think. we lived in a town. but a lot of uh people would just throw. [ __ ] out and once they got outside of. the city limits cuz there wasn't like a. um. you couldn't get a fine for it or.

whatever so a lot of uh there was a. veterinarian that would throw out all. the animal [ __ ] in our yard like into. our ditch by us right no yeah so they'd. have dead animal carcasses out there all. the time so we were always beating each. other with [ __ ] you know [ __ ] uh. be like ban fur and [ __ ] just whipping. each other if you got a [ __ ] big lab. German Shepherd [ __ ] tibia that came. through boy we would beat the [ __ ] out.

of each other with that cuz you cuz for. sure they're telling the people who are. euthanizing their animals they're saying. to them don't worry we're going to. cremate these bodies and we're going to. give you the ashes yeah so what they. have is probably just a pile of Ash. because it's probably expensive to run a. cremation service for animals oh yeah so. you're they're sending fake Ash to the. like grieving dog owners barbecue ass. something probably out of a pit yeah and. so the dog owners have no idea that the.

[ __ ] vs are beating each other with. their beloved dog. spine Whoop That Trick remember that. song whoop that trip so sad but it was. crazy we'd have all the so we' we also. like we do like paleontology where like. make cool animals and bury them and like. there was some cool stuff like that but. yeah after a while my mom would get so. pissed because the yard would always. smell like dead animals you know Jesus. Christ so we had this abundance of like. dead animal smell which is a it's a.

tough smell to enjoy your childhood in. to want to play in you know that's. horrible man it was bad and nobody cared. at the city man that's what made me hate. government right out the gate you know. is like if we had a little more money. they would have come and got the animals. out you know it's the beginning of a. horror movie for sure like somebody like. has their like demonic dog euthanized. and it's like you have to make sure you. cremate this [ __ ] thing. like I'll create it sure there you go of.

course we'll create it yeah I'll cremate. that [ __ ] right now yeah don't worry. just throw it in the v's yard the boys. like to make art with the bones at one. little fella. yeah they start calling him que for no. reason like Jesus he's just playing with. the bones dude yeah that's how you know. for sure like that's really crazy man I. can't I I'm just trying to picture like. my childhood being. defined by the. waft of death that's dark man that's.

dark how long did that go on for. probably I would say three years. probably maybe and the summer I think. was the worst because of the smell and. it would kind of happen in shifts it. wouldn't be like every day they would. throw stuff out there you know there. would be kind of a time of the month or. whatever I don't want to make it like. you. know you know whatever that's called. period or whatever but it would be like. a time of the month where the guy would. just come and toss it all out there.

they'd run it through and toss it out at. night I wonder why he picked your house. well they just picked along our street. okay I got you so I think cuz it was. just right outside of City Limits you. know and I think they probably lived in. like some of the nicer area so they it. was kind of this pass through McGee. Street over there in Covington Louisiana. and people would just they throw all. kind of stuff out over there but you did. I remember this one girl had a little. collection of like the little neckl or. the dog little things like dog parts no.

like little uh medallions you know some. dogs wear like uh oh the call she was. collecting their tags or something yeah. like some dogs wear little jewelry I. guess if they're like. [ __ ] you know from Flor or whatever I. don't even know why they would do it but. they like bedazzled colors like like. like Trixie or something or fluffy or. but you know buddy or whatever yeah. that's weird man she had a little. collection of those but it was weird. [ __ ] like that in our area you know they. had a prosthetic limb place by us and we.

people were always we go in their. dumpster sometimes and get a [ __ ]. extra limb out that [ __ ] that's fun I. get that yeah but yeah I get that I. wouldn't and I I get like as a kid being. excited in some weird way about having. like animal carcasses in a ditch like. that is interesting there's something. cool about that was interesting but it's. going to get old that's all yeah and the. waft of it was bad that was the worst. part and I think my Mom hated that she. hated you know leaving us there and. being under the waft to those animals. probably you know cuz it it just haunts.

everything well it's the smell of death. you're not supposed to like it like it's. supposed to tell you don't go here this. is a place that you might get killed. that's why we don't like it right this. is a place where you might get eaten. yeah it smells like death here that's a. bear ate somebody so don't go there yeah. so your your DNA is telling you you got. to get the [ __ ] out of here man things. are dying here and and you just you're. forced to live. there yeah it was it was interesting SC. area man but yeah I think that's the. thing there will be a there will come a.

time and maybe it's coming now because. aliens seems to be the you know gaining. popularity I don't know if it's gaining. popularity or if it's. gaining um like more sightings or. whatever what is this yeah this is. actually pretty topical NASA just held. like a 4-Hour press conference about. UFOs for the first time and they're. basically admitting that it's a daily. Occurrence at this point UFOs there. actually there's one thing that's. happened since this weirdly boring NASA. press conference where they did say this.

did you see the thing there there's now. a. whistleblower who has come forward and. said that the United States has alien. spaceship wreckage and a congressman I. can't remember his name gave a statement. to the Press saying they were. debriefed that in fact we have alien. wreckage that that they're about to have. hearings on it so all the UFO people are. yeah that's the we're definitely not. alone thing people are really freaking. out right now because you know this is.

what all the UFO people have been saying. is coming disclosure so yeah it's that. guy a whistleblower says he handed over. classified evidence proving that a. secret government program has been. recovering spaceships and aliens for. decades uh we're definitely not alone. David grush says uh he's a Former. Intelligence and Military. official um. H rep uh representative rep Republican.

Dean Phillips a representative Dean. Phillips from Minnesota uh Democrat and. my first reaction is probably like. everybody watching this which is wow and. secondly I'll believe it when I see it I. mean that's fair you're not supposed to. immediately believe UFO oh no you but. but what's interesting about this is. that the denial that usually happens. when when things like someone says it's. not really happening in the same way and.

again there was a. congressman who said we were debriefed. like did you ever see that cre so like. they did hearings on uaps a while ago. and then after the hearing they. debriefed the feds the Congress the. Congress they debriefed them and they. did an interview with one of these. representatives in the hallway after he. just got told whatever the [ __ ] they. told himh and he's he said you can find. on YouTube he said something along the. lines of lock your doors and windows.

tonight folks that was his response like. whatever they told him inspired him to. say we should like lock our doors like. this going keep an alien. out lock your doors after classified. hearing on UFOs a Louisiana senator now. we're talking yeah man this is the same. state that couldn't keep Brothers. outside of my head when I was a kid dude. I'm telling you you could like this is. nuts you can watch can are you allowed. to show YouTube videos on here there's a.

clip of him doing it it's hilarious is. this him right here doing it oh yeah. that's it flying objects that a couple. of weeks ago our skies were. clear and then all of a sudden we have. spy balloons and other identified. unidentified flying objects raining down. on us like. confetti that is not. accurate um. these objects have been flying over us.

for years many. years we've known about those objects. for many. years we're not sure that we've known. about all of them but we've known about. many of. them except for the Chinese spy balloon. we don't know what they. are what's different about the last two. weeks is that we've started shooting. them.

down but we can't find the. remnants except for the the the uh the. the Spy balloon and that's what I took. away from the hearing today so I don't. know if he paid attention during the. whole hearing then no confetti raining. down like confetti it's a great. descriptor um yeah that's what I don't. yeah I. think but maybe I could see if there 's. an alien life form you shoot it you.

whatever and it it dissip it's part of. the way it's constructed is not to fall. down to this that would be the first. thing I would make of something that. can't leave evidence right like exactly. but like based on the stuff that's. coming out right now and you know I love. UFOs in the same way I love like stories. about magic and miracles and I but I. don't go full bore into it because. ultimately like day-to-day reality isn't.

impacted like you know mundane reality. like taking care of the kids paying the. mortgage you so you can get too. distracted by that stuff and spin out. but this moment in United States history. is really fascinating in the sense that. if we go back to Roswell it was a. weather balloon that's what they say. even though there's like many accounts. of people saying that they saw aliens. there was weird wreckage that uh seemed. to be able to like you could bend it out.

of shape and it would go back into the. form it was just like weird [ __ ] right. this gets uh denied by the government it. was wreckage weird stories about it. whatever we get Area 51 you know what I. mean like that has its own airplane that. flies people in you get a variety of. like early phase government. whistleblowers like Lazar I think is his. name the guy Alan Lazar Bob Lazar Bob. Lazar yeah Bazar uh you get like uh that.

and then these people get creamed in the. media it's like that's a lunatic he. never worked to Area 51 this is [ __ ]. he's like a con artist whatever but now. what's happening is instead of the. denial that generally follows the. whistleblowers admission of the US like. having some connection to aliens it's. not getting denied as much anymore and. in fact this whistleblower program they. just created makes it so anyone who. signed an NDA who's a private contractor. and has been assigned to work on alien.

wreckage can now come forward and say I. worked on this [ __ ] and they get full. immunity because that apparently was the. back door like you so there was a these. programs you could hire like I don't. know name any like Ron I don't know for. sure they I don't know if they have. records I'm just throwing out like. defense conton um hire durel dur H hire. duracel say look we've got this ship it. crashed can you guys hang on to it try. to reverse engineer it and so now a.

private contractor has collected the. wreckage has the wreckage meaning if. you're asked under oath do we have. wreckage you could say no and because we. don't a private contractor has the. wreckage that was the loople so now they. set up this whistleblower program and. all these people like that guy are. starting to come out people who just. like worked at Hyundai or I don't know. worked at like Dodge Neon Dodge Neon and. they were like hey can you reverse. engineer this thing that seems to be. bending the time space continuum and.

they're like no but they couldn't say. anything about it because they signed. these hardcore ndas so now they're all. leaking the data so we're getting this. weird slow leak from all these people. that's painting a picture and that's a. real program that they allow now how how. did that program get created The. Whistleblower program so what was. happening was um well the biggest. problem is like people apparently people. get around around these things and. everyone listening you can look all this. up it's like all it's I I've got the.

documents it's real like it's not like. I'm just it's real you can find all this. stuff but the biggest problem is you're. a Navy pilot yeah and you see something. that is not functioning according to. your understanding not Kosher seems odd. it's going so fast it's stopping it's. just stopping like it's a a cursor on a. computer screen then it's going the. opposite Direction it's jamming your. radar it doesn't seem to have Windows.

right so you see that and your choices. are do I say I saw what is obviously a. UFO and if you do you could really like. [ __ ] your career up yeah so you couldn't. talk about it the other problem is that. apparently people who get too close to. these things they have there's a. physiological impact so let's imagine. you got close to one of these things and. now you're sick the VA won't pay for it. right because there are no us what are. you talking about and so inadvertently.

you end up creating a situation where. people won't say what they're seeing up. in the sky right which isn't great if. you're trying to defend the sky we want. to know what's out there you want to. know everything that's flying through US. airspace right so yeah The Whistleblower. program was I think initially to kind of. create a safe way a safe haven where. people could say okay this is what I saw. I don't want to endanger myself I don't. want to endanger not being able to get. Medical Care and things like that that's. it yeah and and and then um and now it's.

sort of like now that it's working. it's you know all you need is like one. person to come forward it's like me too. for aliens just one person then the next. person then the next person then the. next person you know that's what's. happening all these people who've kept. this [ __ ] like completely secret I'm. sure bottled up imagine the people that. have molested people or something just. because they saw an alien and they. didn't how to process it or went insane.

or like you know like like uh so many. things yeah beat their spouse or just. imagine a guy he he saw something in his. whole life he spent hiding things from. him like taking anything and hiding like. just weird there's weird ways that. people react to things that seem Beyond. them you know it eats you alive and then. add to it that apparently these people. have been threatened with death that. whoever's running this [ __ ] is not.

[ __ ] around they they don't want the. general populace they don't want the. world to know that this has happened. because apparently and again this is. just conjecture here obviously from a. military perspective if you figure out. how those things can fly and you build a. fleet of them you it's like the new atom. bomb like you are have complete. superiority in the sky and like. if we're you're living in the United. States right now you want us to be the.

ones you want them to be first you don't. want some other country who they. apparently all have this [ __ ] to like. win this race but what about Mexico dog. you know they don't have the [ __ ]. strongest they're like dog these. [ __ ] dog that would be. incredible if all of a sudden they have. the most advanced Air. Force some guy just comes up with the. [ __ ] and bro it's the lowest riding. UFO ever like UFO is only like 2 Ines. off the ground like dog this [ __ ] is.

[ __ ] it goes it it goes too high dog. we don't this [ __ ] goes too [ __ ]. high that would be so sick dude it would. be you're right it would be interesting. like whoever gets it it's going to be. [ __ ] cool we should have a show where. every country brings their brings their. latest like uh UFO aircraft that they. made bro amazing that would be the best. show skin care you know a lot of females. do it you see a female in God their skin.

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have to have some tongue and cheek look. at all of it right just enjoy the fact. that you get to live in a time period in. American history where the federal. government seems to no longer be denying. the thing that people have been saying. forever but here my question then would. be what's in it for the federal. government that they would now not deny. it well I think that's one of the most. important questions regarding this. situation is why why suddenly are they.

kind of slow leaking this information. like I don't I don't know the answer to. that like I have no idea like well some. things could be I mean just off the top. of my head is if they want us to believe. in some sort of universal protector then. that will come along right like some. thing some organization some like. insurance against aliens in a way not an. actual like you pay 40 bucks a month but.

like right like as in creating some new. world or you know if there's that part. of that regime that like you know this. this one world order type of thing if. they yeah you know I'm just trying to. think of The Upside what does somebody. gain um do we need a new enemy are they. realizing that like religion isn't. working enough on people anymore or the. fear of. there's not enough fear imposed on. people at the you know I don't know or.

it could just be that that's blue beam. you're talking about blue beam that's. the big conspiracy theory that's like. essentially like there's two. possibilities the one you just said. which I guess if you're going to do like. aam's Razer that is the most likely one. right what is aam's Razer the mo the. simplest solution is generally the. solution so uh in this case it's more. likely this is a human operation than. aliens based on our understanding of. physics and the distance of.

habitable galaxies where they have. planets in the Goldilocks region the. amount of time it would take to get here. based on what we understand about how. fast you can. go probably if if you're going to if. you're going to bet bet it's not an. alien right in Vegas if you're betting. you're probably you should always bet. that's not an alien that's a human thing. you're going to win most of the time so. uh that is one of the possibilities very. Sinister the idea being there's some.

social control benefit related to. tricking the population of the planet. into thinking there's aliens that's. probably not the yakam razor of it then. I mean the other side of it is well we. live on a planet that's been being. visited by a variety of alien species. that more than likely genetically. engineered us a long time ago like sh. shifted us from Proto hominids into what. we are now probably for a reason that.

we're not going to like like they like. were roombas or something I mean that's. one of the theories is they just wanted. gold so they genetically engineered us. to like gold so we Naturally Mine. [ __ ] gold for them because we like. shiny [ __ ] we like gold and that they. use it as some kind of fuel oh yeah have. you seen Basketball Wives dude no that. the whole show is about that oh gold. right they love gold it's crazy it's. what are we even doing here you right it. doesn't make sense like why do you like.

this shiny stupid heavy [ __ ] metal. why are you into that so much there's so. many other cooler Metals out there but. gold obsession is a real thing so the. theory is these anunaki programmed us to. like gold because they need it for their. spaceships they didn't give a [ __ ] about. us they're just. like Farm some gold here brilliant from. that perspective so that that to me is. far more complex and and weird. explanation than just the. military-industrial complex has like.

networked with other governments and. they're like I think they're at the. point they're so [ __ ] dumb they're. going to believe there's aliens and like. we can manipulate them that's what it. seems like that's what it would seem. like to me because I don't. know unless it there there like we're. getting to the point where so many. people are being like there's so much. evidence the more you you make me think. this is not real the more I'm just. thinking you are not honest right like.

at a certain point the the the residual. effect of the of the magic trick. isn't of it doesn't cause the beautiful. deception anymore it causes you to hate. the magician exactly exactly so that's. the thing that's weird bro is like you. know why why and look I would love to. see it would I like to meet an. alien I don't know.

dude you would give me a break you know. just from our few podcasts together and. conversations we had I don't I wouldn't. you like it of course you'd like to meet. an alien it'd be the coolest thing ever. don't you want to know what they smell. like no one ever talks about that what. do they smell like what is the what is a. gray alien's head smell. like yeah is it bitter is it a stinky. smell is it. fishy oh if they're fishy dude I'm I'm.

out that would suck bro how much would. the smell of aliens depend on how much. we give a [ __ ] about them anymore a lot. huge bro if they smell anything like a. Korean pet store dude I'm [ __ ] gone. dude Close Encounters of the Third Kind. spoiler if you haven't seen it I'm going. to spoil it very in the guy who's been. building the mud mountains happily walks. into the spaceship the Beautiful musical. spaceship imagine the [ __ ] thing. closes and you catch that first waft of.

deep like fish laying out in the beach. smell as you're like light speed heading. away from the planet that's going to be. what you smell forever as you look out. at the vastness of space black holes all. the beauty of space all you can think. about is there is just this stink. rotting eggs and [ __ ] fish. bro we would hate them aliens.

immediately we would hate him like these. stinky [ __ ] smells so bad and. they refuse to like take showers and B. they're like no we don't do. that no we'll evaporate you before we'll. take a [ __ ] shower no we are the. advanced intelligence you're supposed to. stink they're like no this is one of the. many things we figured out yeah if you. don't stink you haven't evolved like we. got we used to not stink and then we. learned we learned this is our purpose.

here to emit foul odors dude I wonder. also the odors that we closet so much. now right like from shaving washing and. all the things that we do and use an. ointments how much of that we're like. taking out of like how much other stuff. would I gather about you if you came in. with two say 80 Days of hot smell on you. 80 Days of fresh Duncan on you post.

Burning Man Duncan yeah you come [ __ ]. rolling in you've been hugging your kids. you've been with your wife you worked a. couple of long weeks right you [ __ ]. been on seven flights like but you get. the full like I wonder how much are we. killing off like some of that to go back. to that like scan of people like how. much of that was in our brains that we. knew how to scan that we were be able. that we were create able to gather more. right like what if we were the aliens. initially I got you and we've dumbed our.

or we've we've killed off all of those. things I gotcha yeah man I gotta it's. like uh the the there was this I heard. of this study where they took and I. don't know how they did this and um I'm. not a scientist and honestly when I hear. about studies maybe one out of a 100 I. try to actually read the study and then. when I do try I realize how dumb I am. I'm like I don't understand statistics. but so all that being said apparently. they a study they found like good.

genetic matches for uh women and they. like based on their genetics and this. person's genetics somehow this is like. they would theoretically make a great. baby so they take these dude's. shirts put them in Ziploc bags and they. let the. women uh just smell the shirts so the. women are like smelling like you know 10. shirts and they're like pick the one. that you would want to go on a date with. right and so apparently all of them.

picked the right genetic match based on. the stink of the shirt wow but the ones. who didn't they were on birth control so. there was some weird connection to like. something about that was cutting off. what you're talking about the ability to. discern from someone's stink it's some. subliminal level what's going on with it. and yeah man it's a good question like. how much of the problems we're having. right now are just because we don't. stink enough like we're supposed to.

smell you're supposed to smell horrible. all day long honest stink good stink I. would hate that world though man I would. I I like not stinking yeah I've grown. accustomed to it now if you Gateway. stank me if you did some Gateway. stanking where like you somebody stopped. by this stank or you put me in an Uber. for four minutes and like oh that guy. and then you next day you do me a six. minute Uber and then two days later I.

have to you know I have to stay sleep. overnight at a buddy's apartment who's. lives right next door to like uh you. know uh can canabury row or whatever. what was that guy place that that guy. always talked about caner row Canary row. right so like if you keep upping the. sank on me where. eventually I [ __ ] wanted something. that stank yeah you know what I'm saying. I wanted to meet a [ __ ] by the sand in. in [ __ ] in uh aaho it's hot you know. or in kohi or somewhere it's nice isn't. it it's nice the the nonsterilized human.

it's not like it's a terrible smell and. you know how much of what we consider to. be like Bo is actually just all the. weird [ __ ] they put in our food how much. of it is just our body's desperate. attempts to. vent like Cheetos where your body's like. I got to get this [ __ ] out it's like you. know they're dumping Fukushima right now. they don't know what to do with the fuk. radioactive water and they're dumping it. in the ocean it's like that our bodies. are just trying to get the poisons out.

of us like you know like think of like. when you drink a lot that next day you. smell like booze it's so gross oh it's. crazy we've had on the uh when we're. touring we've had tour manager uh tour. uh people come on the tour who drink a. lot and in the morning you'll walk. through like the little B like the part. where the bunks are and the people are. sleeping in there yeah and it be like oh. my God and you can since I don't drink I. can smell almost what they've had.

sometimes it's crazy like they've had. beer they've had Voda uh and and and or. when you're pissed smells like coffee I. don't know if that's you know that's or. I don't know if You' ever eaten so much. weed that your boo starts smelling like. weed it happens it's just you know it. happens and I've heard now this is. probably [ __ ] that probably isn't. like Saints like gurus people who've. meditated their whole lives who've. gained Enlightenment they smell. different like they they smell sweet and.

perfumey like the original smell of. humans was or I look at Filipinos what. do you mean they I mean Filipinos I. could have named seven Filipinos that. don't smell good really or wait you're. using them as an example of of like a. bad smell no I think they're enlightened. people oh they smell good oh I gotta man. I mean it's probably a mark against me. that I'm not familiar with the smell of. Filipino. that's sad I wonder if one ethnicity. doesn't filter as well as the other I'm.

sure we all have so many differences um. Whitney cumins is having a baby what. that's amazing I didn't know that that's. so cool wow when did when did that she I. smelled it on her you smelled the. baby. been what's that huh you're growing life. Whitney m see I bet in the old days that. was possible there's no way you couldn't. roll up on somebody and smell if they.

were in a. relationship if they had if they were. sad yeah if they. were if they had probably defecated. recently if they had had a birthday. right you just named everything that. happened to me. today the the the um but there's a think. about all the things in his smell that. because it's like we don't there's a lot. of stuff dude sight gives you so many. Clues bro you ever been on a little bit.

of mushrooms or something or done some. IAS and you can tell somebody's entire. life story by looking right in their. eyes and you're right dude this is why I. don't do acid in public anymore because. like you might be having a great time. but then all of a sudden for whatever. reason you literally. experience a person's Consciousness like. it transfers to you yeah you see the. pain you see the sadness the anger the. bitterness the Heartbreak and you just.

wanted to have fun you wanted to go out. to a bar and drink but suddenly you're. being inundated by a person you're like. what happened to you yeah man that's and. they're like Randy's dead and you're. like God is that I think this is why. like clar voyant you hear clar voyant. complain and stuff or like psychics or. whatever they don't like it they don't. want to be sensitive like that because. that's their daily experience is just. getting blasted by people's Karma and it. hurts and you don't know what to do yeah.

I could imagine that I think there's. also probably a lot of lazy psychics out. there yeah for sure and they're like H. yeah here comes a little bit more. information about you know Brenda you. know they don't give it all they know. it'll open a can of worms I'm going to. [ __ ] ignore that their grandmother is. like talking to the psychic she killed. me she [ __ ] burned my body in. hydrochloric acid poured me in Theo.

Von's. yard please call the police and the p is. like I [ __ ] that the is like Grandma. says hello yeah she loves you she loves. you she loves you she's happy you're. doing well yeah and she just wanted me. to say yes she just she thinks you have. a beautiful yard or something she like. makes it yeah that sucks man that I. don't like I don't like getting around. psychics because and also Mass's I get. creeped out by because I feel like. sometimes they you know massas are often. weirdly psychic cuz they're touching.

bodies all day and I get creeped out. like are you detecting something right. are you sensing. some psychic blockage that I need to be. working on that you're afraid to tell me. makes sense that they can do it some of. them can you know they have all those. raiki healers and those people that are. really what is raiki let's bring it up. Zachary. please have you heard of this stuff. yeah it's therapy raiki therapy is a way. of guiding energy. throughout.

uh guiding energy is based on the idea. that we all have an unseen life force. energy that flows through our bodies. according to the international center. for raike training a raiki practitioner. gently moves her hands so it seems to be. and I've seen this as well I've only. been offered raiki from a woman removes. her hands just above or on the client's. clothed body with the intention of. reducing stress and promoting healing by. encouraging a healthy flow of.

energy yeah it's like how much of a. vessel are we let me hit that. River you got it man I was feeling. guilty oh no don't do it huh don't. re-trigger it. man don't re-trigger it Theo it's a. horrible addiction I know it is I want. out I've been thinking about getting. acupuncture like it go ahead it's. actually very good Vape it's a nice. flavor what do you think isn't that. great it is really good man I'm.

sorry it's okay this is our sorry no I. came in here and poisoned you it's a. contagion I triggered your react I. triggered you you had to have it I'm so. sorry this the problem I you when you're. an it's good and also that particular. one has this weird heft to it that I. like yeah it feels sturdier kind of like. a uh Jeep Grand cheran. yeah like a Carpenters Vape it's like a. industrial Vape keep on the.

Belt you know energy blockage man that. does it to me yes this is like this is. what I don't want to get into Vape. lecturing anyone everyone's addicted to. this [ __ ] right now but the I like I'm. listening to this great book I think. it's called why we. meditate it's so good uh and basically. the idea. is many people. me included are in a hurry rushing. around and the reason we're in a hurry.

is because we have this Speedy kind of. energy in our chest it's that feeling. when you're like [ __ ] I got to go I got. to do this that thing you should have. seen me when I rolled in here I'm sorry. Zach I want to apologize again me too I. was I know I you know I was excited to. do to see you but also I'm like [ __ ] I'm. late you're doing this weird Speedy. thing well the the what's triggering. that is energy that you know anyone who. out there is anxious or feeling in a. hurry or freaked out right now you could. just tune into it like easily you just.

feel it it's like a fast kind of uh. buzzing sort of weird energy in your. chest generally or um it's hard to get. rid of it well that right right well. it's a block it's so according to this. book that energy is supposed to be under. your belly butt not up in your chest. like your that your Energy's gotten all. [ __ ] up but now it's all stuck in your. chest and so like via like meditation. breathing. exercises you the idea is over time you.

sort of retrain yourself to get that. energy throughout your whole body it's. like it's not supposed to be just here. the imagine if you could spread it out. like nice peanut butter over your entire. psychic body that would be very powerful. it's just not supposed to be right. you're not supposed to be freebasing the. [Laughter]. anxiety yeah I feel like that's the. culture we're in now now where we are. freebasing our own anxiety yeah man we. have boiled it down to like just a.

granular powerful Rock it's like fentel. we've done the same thing fentel did for. heroin we just figured out a way to just. hyper accentuate our anxiety and coffee. doesn't help I mean a in Red Bull. nothing helps man sorry to yawn in here. but I think that was like my body's. saying hey man we're trying to slow it. down do you feel overwhelmed I'm sorry. to cut you off. you have one of the top podcasts right. now uh we've been fortunate and I want. to come on your show too thank you I owe.

you that thank you I know a few years. ago we had talked about it and I think I. don't know if you asked me or not and. then I think the pmic happened and I. think I said that I was I there was a. time where I was going through a space. where I could barely even talk to people. at all oh my God so um but let's get. that done here and if I don't know if. you can do it over Zoom if not I'll Zoom. it's all I mine's easy it's all remote. you don't have to be anywhere at your. convenience you're busy man you're. touring all the time but I want to do it. soon I want to do it in the next month.

or two so that we can uh I want to bury. that that's been a little bit of a. hatchet for me in my life I know I. brought it up I well I said I wanted to. do it and never did it thank you Theo. apology accepted it's it's so fun just. to spend time with you same that's what. I'm realizing I'm like I'm realizing I'm. missing out sometimes on uh getting to. spend time with people because I get so. caught up in my own responsibilities. well podcasts or friendship dates did. you you know that that's what it is it's. a date for friendship it's how I just. realized that the other day I real I. went I went to do Rogan and I knew I was.

going to be in town for a bit but he's. so busy I mean he's like I can't even. imagine how how just busy are. responsibilities he has he's also a. father you're a father like so I. realized man I should have used that. time with him on the show to be our. friendship time and sometimes I think of. those times more as. like I do think of but as but I could. have brought to him more like questions. I have about things where like I could. have used some guidance or some.

suggestions or yeah um sometimes I I I. don't know why I sometimes don't do that. you know and I think with Joe we're. still getting to know each other some. yeah and his is such a big show I think. you are nervous as well but um you know. that is like the abyss of that show is. the moment you start thinking about how. many people watch it it's scary if you. let your mind go there man that is a I. really try not to do that like before I. do his show it's so easy to like think.

about that and then you're like Jesus. [ __ ] Christ this is like the top. podcast on Earth but yours is like the. second I saw it we were scrolling. through something I don't know what it. was but I mean [ __ ] we've been real. fortunate man you know we've been real. fortunate well you're funny too I mean. it's also you're super funny I see your. stuff pop up on my my wife makes fun of. me cuz I do Instagram reals instead of. Tik Tok and she thinks that's an old man.

thing to do oh really but your stuff. pops up a lot it's very it's like I love. watching it like it always makes me. laugh yeah we got all kinds of neat. stuff out there well I think also you're. such a unique thinker man I think that. um that we need we're going to need you. more and more in the future are you. feeling that that whatever gifts you. were kind of given like cuz I know in. the beginning you were basically really. just a comedian right yeah was that your. original goal dude I wish I could say I. had an original goal that's my problem.

it's so malleable malleable chaotic and. also I I really try as much as possible. not out of some not spiritual High Road. in here but I man I try to stay in the. present moment not because of this is. where you should be to find peace but. because man when I go too far up here or. I go into the future or I go into the. past I just freak the [ __ ] out yeah but. if I'm like here in the moment and just.

letting like the moment happen it's so. wonderful and so and then when I start. thinking like what the [ __ ] am I am I a. podcaster a comedian and am I a voice. actor what the [ __ ] am I I freak out. because it's like I have no idea yeah so. it just seems easier to be like all. right let's just go with the punches and. be who I am yeah right and hope for the. [ __ ] best right because that's all. you can can really do I mean honestly. like looking at the world right now as. it is it's like come on like are we.

really going to have a next week right. you think we're going to have a next. month I don't know I mean there's aliens. on the front porch there's [ __ ]. people are fighting we don't even know. who's really behind the fighting there's. like old war debts and like IUS from. companies that are like from Black Rock. and Slumber J that probably still are. Milling around in the disc. people haveed Wars that we don't even if.

they were given the right reason they. were fighting for Oh you mean the the. the the this is the crazy thing about. the Russia thing man these these are. conscripts like everyone conscript it. means that you are drafted and and uh. the the real problem with all the people. celebrating the death of of Russian. soldiers like like their [ __ ] blowup. dolls is that you I get not liking a a. dictator Putin and [ __ ] invaded. Ukraine [ __ ] you but you can't forget.

and this is the Paradox a lot of those. people on the front lines getting blown. up by drones were political prisoners. right that got forced to go fight in a. goddamn meat grinder by the dude who. arrested them because they tried to get. him out of office wow imagine that you. know what I mean man it's really sad. it's like these are I mean I don't know. who's in jail in Russia I imagine. there's some really scary people in.

Russian jails who did horrible things. but I know for sure a lot of people in. Russian jails are people who just. protested like the government yeah and. those are the ones who are on the front. [ __ ] lines so it's like you can't. really celebrate the fact that some. majority or some some percentage of them. are like were actually activists some. percentage of them were just trying to. make more democ happened in Russia and. they got arrested so yeah man exactly. World War III all the by the way I'm I.

don't I'm not trying to get all negative. here no we're just looking at the. landscape of things I think most people. are thinking that but but here right now. hanging out with you talking telling. stories and and for most people you know. this moment is so beautiful yeah look. how beautiful even like in a podcast. Studio where there's like cameras and. lights just like how cool it is just to. exist there's color and oh yeah existing. is great man you have and you have to. remember that that hey at least I get to.

be here for whatever this is yeah at. least nature gave me like I've gotten to. come to the edge of the Fishbowl for a. moment and whatever the existence of the. universe is and have open eyes and see. something like yeah you know what I'm. saying like it's all going to [ __ ]. disappear so it's like the fact that. we're even getting to see a little bit. of it or have feelings like love or um. jerking off or hugging somebody or. eating some salmon or something you're.

having some you know you get to have. some unique moments or having a child. and hugging your child getting your. child a um you know a chocolate or. something you know it's nice man it's. the best and and that like the thing. I've realized lately is the amount of. anxiety or worry that I'm experiencing. the present moment if I let myself worry. about some future catastroph. is actually worse than if the. catastrophe happened you have you know. what I'm talking about like totally like.

you imagine the thing you're most afraid. of happening whatever it may be and then. think about how bad you feel as you. worry over it versus the day after that. rotten thing happens so it's like you're. worse off and it hasn't even happened. than if it did happen yeah you're. already suffering yes an outcome that. you don't even know if it's real or not. and nine out of 10 times it's not as bad. not as bad nine out of 10 times whatever. it is I mean obviously there's a few.

things that are going to be worse than. feeling anxious getting like slowly. eaten by a bear yeah that's going to be. worse than like whatever your emotional. state is but most things pretty C and I. probably death too I imagine I imagine. death is like the ultimate version of. like [ __ ] I spent my whole life worrying. about this right this is real chill this. is great yeah it's probably going. through one of those turns style things. like it's a little wonky at first and. you bump into it and you're like oh this. thing doesn't even [ __ ] open do I. have the right thing and then it opens.

you're like oh oh right here we are here. we are again this is where I always come. and it's beautiful and my every single. day I was like trying to protect myself. from this oh you know what I'll do it. again and then you reincarnate again and. eventually maybe you figure it out do. you think everybody gets drafted for. reincarnation I don't think so what do. you mean. um do you think God redrafts does. everybody get drafted for reincarnation. you like apparent like the model I like.

for. reincarnation is that it is. uh that you don't have to but you. probably will and that you've been doing. it forever like the amount of time if. you're a human you've been. incarnating so many times it's. impossible to even imagine how long. you've been reappearing I don't know. some people are brand new humans though. you ever get that fresh out the box. [ __ ] you're like Dam this is.

your this is your first lap on this Pony. homie you. know he's like trying to get on the. horse he's like I don't know what to do. you know I've been a bumblebee for the. last 6,000 incarnations you want me to. suddenly be a [ __ ] human drive a. car yeah man yeah I I I think it's. possible he's just [ __ ] driving Uber. and just just hand eating hand eating. honey out of a jar the whole time I was. a fly I was a slug and I'm a human now.

that's it that's patience have patience. those people should have a little sign. on that says look this is the last seven. things I was so cut me a little bit of. slack here like damn this guy was a. daddy long legs four times in a row I. was a bacteria and now he's Luca donic. Jesus Christ man. have some have some have some support. for the guy give him a. break yeah you're right it's like it's.

[ __ ] it's like there's all these old. souls floating around like acting like. this human thing is easy flowing with. every. moment making it see it's like no [ __ ]. you you're like the guy at the gym. you're like the guy at the gym with a. six-pack and the perfect [ __ ] body. who's been working out their whole lives. and that belt and he has the weight just. hanging off the belt the whole time he's. at the gym what is that what is that. that's crazy it's crazy yeah I mean I. think this is why I love even if it's.

not real reincarnation as a method for. self for being compassionate to yourself. because it's like you don't know what. you were in your last lifetime you want. to talk about epigenetics affecting. current behavior patterns according to. these ideas your past lives and. decisions you've made in your past lives. are flowering right now and at the. present moment so when you're beating. yourself up you know about this or that. it could be that really what you're. experiencing is karma from the time you. thought it would be funny to grab the. baby out of the baby carriage and throw.

it in front of a truck or something in. the early 40s you know what I mean you. don't know what the the the the bad luck. you're experiencing is necessarily. originating from right this could be. yeah this could be some guy a previous. lifesuit you're you're paying the debts. of a previous existence ex exactly so. just take it easy on yourself take it. easy on yourself because it's who knows. well it's hard to stom and I think. though that if we lived still in tribal. communities and stuff and there was a. lot more connectivity between past lives.

and we honored like who had died. previously and this and that and we were. still connected to them I think then you. would have more like compassion from. your group like oh what you're dealing. with now is what grandfather soand so. did and you know it's still making its. way out of the uh yes out of the DNA. back into nature. um yeah Whitney's having that baby man. congratulations mlov Whitney that's. great that's great it's so cool it's the. best thing I never did you guys ever.

date you and Whitney no yeah I mean NE. never. did did you want. it probably I I I think maybe you know I. wouldn't have minded maybe a date or. something probably yeah of. course I think there's something that. happens as you get older if you don't. have a family when women start to get. knocked up or when people start to. sparse off my best friend Scott just got. engaged where you start thinking like oh. oh [ __ ] I know what you're talking about. you're experiencing a version of what.

we're all going to experience in our 70s. my meditation teachers teacher Chim CH. said to him when you get old your. friends start dying like flies just. dying so now what you're experiencing is. like pre- death they're going into a new. life they're being reincarnated as a. parent and you know no matter what. they're saying no matter how much. comfort they may or may not be offering. you regarding their presence in your. life you know it's just not they're.

they're going to Blink out of your. reality for a little bit it's going to. change yeah it's going to change it has. to there everything shifts everything. and you there's just like no way around. that I mean kids are a it's a full-time. experience you you want to hang out yeah. and and you know what we experience the. the Breeders we. experience our friends eventually being. like not asking us if we want to go get. a drink anymore cuz they know cuz every. time they ask like [ __ ] got to get a.

babysit oh I can't I'm doing this or. that and then so it s it sucks at that. level man I mean it takes extra. discipline wow I'm sorry man you know. what you maybe it's time yeah to start. seeking your uh life partner I think. some of that is true too you know I. think I had well when I went to and I. did IAS I think it was probably maybe a. year ago right and so that was the first. time that I started having an experience. with like the younger me like the child. me you know and realizing that I just.

had never wanted to grow up because I. never got to be the child I wanted to be. right I had this and I'm not like having. self-pity I'm not trying to just like oh. but there was a lot of I think I had. held a huge grudge. against the world and then of just life. the way things had played out that I. hadn't gotten to have the childhood I. wanted you know right or and there. wasn't enough lessons in it that helped.

me to easily adapt into the world and so. I uh but I didn't realize that until. Iowaska cuz then you're right there with. your younger self you know yeah and that. was pretty crazy be like oh. wow um you know it's time for me. [Music]. to be an apparent somebody at some point. has to be a parent to this child inside. of me otherwise I'll just forever be. this child inside of me so if I want to.

have a an adult life as well then I'm. going to have to start to evolve some. you know yeah and some of that's kind of. sad because you're let you're basically. watching this child like you know you're. helping this child grow up but you're. letting this child know like. hey you know I I'll take it from here I. love you I'm going to take care of you. um you're not going to be able to run. the show all the time anymore cuz we got. to grow up you know yeah yeah and you.

know it's being a parent you go through. these little micro griefs because you. know it starts off you are so in love. with this baby you're so in love with. like how like just what it feels like to. hold your kid but they obviously they. grow yeah and that baby goes away it's. gone and you're there's there's a perod. like [ __ ] this is so sad this like. beautiful like kid is going to like like.

change into something else but then the. next phase you realize oh I love what. this being is becoming and and so that. but that moment that weird Lial moment. between like like lives because you know. I think people reincarnate in a lifetime. like what you're talking about it is a. weird form of it's not obviously it's. not physical death yeah but it is you're. letting go of some of something oh it. feels like that a lot yeah man it really. does I can feel it I can there's moments.

I have where I can feel it and I can. feel myself doing certain things that. are like okay I'm going to put this. child to B you know put this young not. let this you know this child's going to. start to grow up you know he has to it's. been too long if he wants to have a. family of his own if he wants to be a. father and be these things he's going to. have to dude you'd be a great dad you. know the gift of having a sort of. tumultuous childhood is that you uh you.

when you have a kid like I mean you get. to fix that a little bit like you you. won't fix it completely like it's so. crazy when like aspects of your parents. that maybe weren't the most evolved. bubble out of you oh yeah and you. realize [ __ ] this is why my parents were. acting the way they were acting they. tried to stop this thing too it's very. hard it but you you have a real reason. to evolve because you don't want to like.

impact your kids in in a dark way so man. I'm telling you from a like. spiritual like the it's a it's a brain. scan man like you will understand so. much more about your parents who mainly. how much they loved. you mainly you'll understand holy [ __ ]. they love me so much there's no way you. can't feel this for your kid and they. tried their best they tried their. [ __ ] best and they and and and that's.

a really wild thing cuz then you have to. forgive them like if you were carrying a. chip on your shoulder about this or that. it'll the chip will dissolve a little. bit but oh I got a [ __ ] 12pack of. Pringles on my back D I've carried them. I've carried them I think that's a lot. of Pringles man I yeah I've carried him. a lot I've tried to get I've tried you. know I do 12 step I'm trying to get. through some of it I just have to work a. little bit hard harder and some of it. takes time too you know I've always been. a slow evolver I've been a really hard.

decider in my life everything is really. slow so yeah man some of it's just who I. am you know slow is good fast is. suspicious slow means you like when you. do slow change that's real change fast. change whenever I do Fast Change makes. me nervous that's like monthong you know. it'll last for a month when I do a fast. you know whatever the [ __ ] thing is. and you should be suspicious of anyone. pitching Fast Change to you yeah it. doesn't really work like that it's slow. and it's supposed to be and you don't.

need to be anything other than the way. you are right now man like that's just. fine like this is fine like the I'll. tell you when I met my wife like I'd. heard all these cheesy [ __ ] who got. married and a kids say I knew she was we. were going to get married I knew we were. going to have kids and I was like okay. whatever that's such hor [ __ ] yeah and. then it happened to me it it wasn't like.

like I what happened you just started. talking to her and what happened let me. hit that Ripper one more time you got it. man what happened was the best it's. like you know this it's like you watch. people who put their foot in fast moving. water and it's just like they're gone. it's like that you know like the the the. the the concept of control when it comes. to like dating and finding someone that. you decide to like spend your life with.

I think it's a little naive like I think. there's big big gears in the universe. that we can't see like behind the watch. face that are just turning and I know. this sounds so new Agy and cheesy but. sometimes I think it's like you meet the. person at just the right time because. the souls of your kids are ready to come. into the universe at that. that makes sense like you know what I. mean like right now your kids could be. like in their 70s or 60s right now in a.

previous life about to expire in a few. years and then they're ready to pop back. in yeah and that's when you meet the the. person who they've they choose you and. then they bring you together and then. you you are like that's when it happens. yeah I just I mean again obviously this. is probably just horeshit but I when. you're like when it happens you realize. like I don't know how much of this I had. control over I don't know how much I. chose this and how much I was chosen for.

it and so that means go slow. yeah yeah no that's a really that's. really nice to think on that's really. nice to just kind of yeah because it. takes some of the pressure off of you. like I don't feel a pressure to meet. somebody now I do feel like I try to be. a little bit. more like open about dating or trying to. at least meet with somebody to see if. they're that person or if there's a. possibility you know like um but it's.

been it's definitely it's been. interesting yeah but I like that that. that you know the next phase is supposed. to come into the universe and then what. that what is that going to be like and. how are you just part of the stepping. stone for yeah the next part of life. because in a way that's really all you. are like we have a ton of thoughts. about like if you just saw two animals. go hump in the woods somewhere and then. two months later they had a child you'd. be like oh it seems but if they were. like pining around if you followed one.

of the animals for like four years. before and he's just like [ __ ]. rubbing his wiener up against a bush and. [ __ ] you know like coming on you know. just [ __ ] chasing like you know other. animals and [ __ ] and you like watching. all his thoughts he's like sleeping in. the woods and [ __ ] drinking dirty. water to get [ __ ] up and stuff you'd. be like God getting dumb tattoos this. yeah yeah he rolls up like yeah if. animals were like us and they [ __ ].

rolled up with all these dumb tattoos. and [ __ ] CrossFit memberships and. [ __ ] and he's. [ __ ] holy [ __ ] man like yeah old. exercise video DVDs in their. nest like God animal take it easy on. yourself man one of these days nature is. just going to send the right lioness. along and it'll all make sense you know. yeah exactly like think of like what got. you to where you're at now and then when. you really look at it like obviously you.

made a choice to work hard I think that. is something we have control over I. chose work you chose to work hard but. then if you look at all. the all the people who helped you and. all the people you met and all The. Inspirations you got around a corner you. didn't expect to turn down and all those. things at some point you have to be like. I I I don't know how much of this I'm. responsible for 100% other than working. hardart so if that's the case for for. everything good in a person's life it's. going to be the same for meeting you.

know the a a person that you are going. to be with in a serious way in like in a. marriage situation because I think you. rush the [ __ ] or you um or or or more. importantly. you pretend you're having the feeling. that this is the person you'll spend. forever with versus really having the. feeling. because there's night and day difference. between the two you get into trouble you. can't pretend you have to listen CU you.

know you I mean it's nuts man like you. you just knew huh man it was the. weirdest it was so weird and were we all. at a park or something where we all. at where you saw your lady at oh yeah I. was doing a um a a comedy show and she. was friends with my friend and um yeah. she had just come there cuz like he like. yeah she's hanging out and then we were.

hanging out and then it was like it's. weird it was weird man it was just. like Fusion or I can't explain it I mean. this is not to say it was perfect no. it's not to say like credits roll movie. like happy you know romantic movie score. I mean I don't think any marriage could. possibly be like that but it was just I. don't know how to explain it it's like. oh yeah we are already married in some. weird way it's like it's like Rippling. backwards through time who knows maybe.

it's phones you know what I'm you know. maybe the materials are right and it's. just like her enough of the stink was on. my stink and her stink was a good like. combination of stinks yeah you know. maybe but I don't know I feel like it. was something bigger than that I think. it will be for you too it will be and. then you'll be like holy [ __ ] wow I'm. [ __ ] married I have kids I've. abandoned all that. freedom what have I done yeah I'm just.

kid I'm just kidding I'm just [ __ ]. kidding look some of that makes sense. yeah well the [ __ ] the snake has to shed. it skin or the snake dies that's what I. start to feel too I remember a few years. ago I was sitting in uh I was doing an. episode of king and the sting podcast. because I us work on there with Brennan. sha and Christal lean and Eric Griffin I. don't know Chris is on there yet but I. remember thinking like I remember. talking about to them like do we evolve. like when do we.

evolve you know like when do are there. times in our lives as humans where we. like I was almost asking the world I. feel like when I think back on that. moment CU I was surprised that I was. thinking about it or asking about it but. I was like when do we evolve when do I. evolve and I didn't know what it meant. really and I still don't exactly but. I think I was looking to evolve at that. point and I think a lot of that was. probably from that iasa experience that. stuff's so powerful you know have you.

been through it not yet I'm a little. afraid I mean I've I've you know I've. smoked EMT like everybody else so I've. experienced like some taste of what it. must be but a 4our thre hour DMT trip. just sounds completely life altering. like and and I know many people who have. benefited massively from it uh so I will. eventually do it but yeah I mean dude. you here's one. idea you don't need to evolve actually.

the evolution is just realizing where. you're at right now is perfect that's. the evolution it's letting go of the. fantasy of some future better version of. you and loving yourself right now. instead of crucifying yourself on what. you should be or could be this is. perfect not just like the nice parts of. you the whole spectrum is great and that. if you can really like just let yourself.

play around with that you do you take a. vacation from self-hate or whatever. though or for most people it's not. self-hate though that that term gets. thrown around a lot it's more like self. like tiny. microaggressions against oneself tiny. moments where you like judge yourself as. being you know somehow unevolved or not. enough or messed up or broken or. whatever yeah and and and then you know.

what happens for a lot of people doing. that they get hit by a [ __ ] car. crossing the street they never evolved. they died their last thought was hating. themselves or I didn't order a bus yes. dude so like this is the to me that's. the anytime and I'm not able to do I'm. very neurotic and quite often I will. like get down on myself but anytime I'm. a. especially in the midst of like really. bad times to not. resist that to just like this is what's.

happening I'm part of the universe and. right now I [ __ ] stink and I'm tired. and I'm annoyed and I was just an. [ __ ] to the guy putting door knobs on. the door in my house but this is where. I'm at right now this is it yeah somehow. that's where the aggression that causes. all the things we wish we didn't do. dissipates and then suddenly you're just. the universe again you're just part of. the web of everythingness and it's.

really a delight yeah yeah yeah I know. there are moments like that I had a. couple moments this morning I just hit. my knees I was like God I just I can't. do anything right nothing is you know. just let me just be a part of the world. let me just realize none of this matters. I'm not going to there's nothing I'm. going to do today that's going to change. the [ __ ] world there's nothing I'm. going to do today that's going to alter. my life in some huge way let me just try.

and be palatable to other people today. you know dude I love it that and I think. that is a noble aspiration and I think. that that is a Wonder everyone dude I. know cuz I'm guilty of it man I like I. instantaneously want to be better when. I'm sick I want to be better tomorrow. when I'm like when I'm too fat I want to. lose the [ __ ] weight tomorrow yeah I. don't want the slow boil I want it. instantaneously change and the whole.

universe doesn't work like that nothing. works like that except bad things you. can like instantaneously make yourself. worse yeah like 911 yes but the good. stuff it's slow like it's like the the. comparison gets made. to one way to think of your life is like. Rising Sun versus Setting Sun and like. look at the way the sun rises it is so. so for such an incredibly powerful event. it's so weirdly slow like the way the. light gradually changes that's anyone's.

life and that's that's why it's like. [ __ ] man a temporary Cloud passes in. front of a sunrise and it might seem. like it's becoming night again but. that's just a it's a cloud yeah you know. it's get the sun's Rising you know. what's happening and you just start. trusting that and then at least for me. you know I become less it's it's just a. paradoxical because somehow by not. attempting to elevate myself to some.

super egoic spiritual position i' I. that's where happiness seems to appear. yeah just trust in the sun just trust in. the speed of the sun you know yeah trust. in the speed of the sun it's been there. for a long time it'll be it knows what. it's doing I think it knows what it's. doing yeah yeah at this point let's rely. on a few things that know what they're. doing you know yeah you can trust the. sun I mean maybe not this they were. getting apparently we're getting blasted. by solar flares not to [ __ ] up whatever.

spiritual Apex we just. hit it's we're getting blasted by like I. don't know class 50 flares they're like. the internet's going to go down bring. them on man in general you can trust the. sun yeah in general yeah yeah this is a. general. hypothesis um. yeah you know I think it's been. interesting I've been dealing with my. own ego too in the past year that's been. interesting you know as life gets busier. yeah and as uh my ego is very scary to.

me you know the ego is very scary I feel. like well how do you describe your ego. what's your just like moments where I. notice that I think I'm deserving of. things or I expect things and I can't. tell if some of it's just because I'm. busier so you need things to kind of fun. you know you get used to some but it's. like I want to be able to show up in. like my best way all the time you know. and so so then it takes more work to. kind of like cultivate and nurture that.

best way of yourself you know. um and just kind of rolling with the you. know it's like uh so yeah I think the. ego really scares me because you don't. know what it is you know it's the the. ego is always there yeah it's like your. Shadow it's always connected to you and. it. can it's such a trickster you know and. you can it can uh make you feel. deservant of things it can make you feel.

um smarter than PE you know it's like. you I I just have to be care I I just. I'm it's just something that's been kind. of like on my mind think D it's so it's. so embarrassing the ego is the source of. embarrassment because it's just like oh. my dude what the [ __ ] Theo wants me to. do his podcast again what the [ __ ] why. why won't he do mine well he must hate. me does he secretly hate me I wonder if. Theo Von secretly hates me that's you. just told me you're in a bad spot not.

once was my ego compassionate not once. was I like he's probably got a lot going. on he's probably not feeling who knows. what it is there's many times you have. like [ __ ] up sending an email or or or. like been in a rotten depressed state. and have not wanted to talk to anybody. no didn't cross my ego's mine yeah my. ego Puffs out gets butt hurt limps. around it's like h. it's so em it's so embarrassing it's so. embarrassing but to react to the.

ego in the negative to then go to war. with that poor part of yourself that. poor sad ape in a. cave Part of Yourself disabled veteran. [ __ ] sh you know uh ship captain of a. ve of nobody else on the ship poor. [ __ ] thing it's been trying to. protect you your whole life life and. it's exhausted when you were a kid you. developed it because you needed it to. keep you safe and now it's so tired it.

doesn't make as much sense anymore it's. like I guess that's dangerous [ __ ] that. guy we got to punish that person I think. I don't. know you know so some comp like I'm not. don't succumb to the poor thing but when. you realize that's been one of your. number one Shield bearers I know for the. entirety of your life and then suddenly. everyone's like I'm going to take enough. Bast to evaporate you [ __ ] it's. like what I've been I've been protecting. you you yeah I'm just getting EU.

euthanize you your teeth are falling out. [ __ ] you it's so sad dude I wonder if we. didn't be if our ego walked in the room. if we'd be in what it would look like. bro that would be such a crazy game show. what if we're what if we're able to get. to a point one time in existence where. our e where people have to show your ego. it's like move that bus who was that. dude that used to do that move that bus. let me hit that dude I would never Ty.

Pennington yeah Ty Pennington dude used. to do move that and people were like. show your ego and then it's just some. [ __ ] like maybe like a a [ __ ] comes. out playing like a [ __ ] trumpet you. know and he's got a bunch of [ __ ] with. him like oh damn my ego is [ __ ]. everybody's ego would have a much bigger. dick than. like everybody's ego would have an. enormous. [ __ ] my bald spot would be gone I would.

have embarrassing flowing locks I think. I might have a gold chain like I think. there would be gold chains and there. would definitely be spandex. involved maybe like a fashion cane yeah. and somebody carrying a microwave for. you that just makes unlimited pancakes. coming out of it yeah yeah yeah there. would have to be yeah your ego would. like you would also have to present your. ego's imaginary Entourage like all the. people your ego fantz is being.

surrounded by one of mine would be China. that wrestler that died a long time ago. Dude oh [ __ ] yeah I know I would want. yeah I would definitely want uh somehow. I don't know why I'd want like Stephen A. lot of Steven step Spielberg Stephen. King stepen Hawking and you know I would. want to be surrounded on one side by all. like these incredible creators that I. respect who like were coming to me for. inspiration and then on the other side.

just an ocean of beautiful women like. weeping for me there would be a cult. sort of thing happening for my ego too. Seline Dion there maybe some Seline Dion. some yeah Dion Sanders maybe Dion. Sanders about Seline Dion Sanders. D oh my God you know what a you know I. think you could animate that show. actually I think there is a way you. could like act you could do that show. without having to have some futuristic.

technology but people would have to be. completely honest with you and not. afraid to and I think it would be good. for the world oh yeah when all of a. sudden everyone Witnesses oh [ __ ]. everyone's got the same thing I have. riding around in the roller coaster. that' be good it's good for people it. would be good yeah I think there would. be interesting if there were game shows. that were more bearing of our soul Souls. you know in ways um maybe that will come. as we get more technology that tells us.

more about what's going on like that's. the plane we're missing a lot of times. with a lot of like uh. medical Intuition or Discovery through. like MRIs and like it's like I wish. there was another type of MRI like we. were saying in the beginning that could. evaluate where we are what lap is our. soul on what are we you know so then. it's like when you met somebody like oh. I see what's going on here it's like. really get some Intel this guy's on his. 6,000th lap this dude was in Egyptian.

for [ __ ] 2,000 years or this dude is. his first run ever and he's based out of. Minnesota you know yeah this [ __ ]. [ __ ] was Hitler and now he's like. driving an Amazon delivery. truck what the [ __ ] so let's just get. him what he. needs you're a great artist no really. you're an incredible artist. I love your art please don't do another. Holocaust dude I'll buy the painting. it's great whatever you want nfts oh.

he's making nfts buy the [ __ ] nfts. just buy them it doesn't. matter dude it's crazy well when our. body starts to did you see that video. you see that Tito Ortiz can you pull. that out there was a Tito Ortiz video. where he hit mock seven or eight whoa. and it shows. you I think it made me think about wow. what what's goes on inside of us and. what a shell our body. is yeah man yeah man it's so wild it's.

the there's a whole ecosystem happening. in there a whole psychic ecosystem I. know and there's like turtles in it. there's everything dude a turtle swam up. on the beach the other day in Maui and. uh I went to vacation and a turtle was. there and uh it was just Fascinating. People like going up and seeing it and. spending time by it they're so mystical. the the Hawai and turtles are like holy. creatures you feel lucky to be around. them they're just they're so beautiful. you ever go scuba diving um no you see.

them in the W I mean when you see them. on Shore obviously that's like not their. best on Shore they're kind of clumsy. slow but in the water holy [ __ ] they're. just you know they seem like they would. Grant a wish or something yeah they're. beautiful well it makes sense then and. that's one thing. what is this thank you friend this is. Tito Ortiz yeah passes out he hit nine. G's who is I'm so sorry T Ortiz is a UFC.

was a UFC wrestler he is a um he's also. he does one thing that's really neat. about him he does all of the. uh uh meals at the Laugh Factory he goes. there and passes out food that's cool on. Thanksgiving um he's a philanthropic. dude that's cool um and he's a famous uh. UFC fighter can we go back and yeah. let's see that video but watch what. happens it's interesting to see what. happens to the Shell of us at certain uh.

levels. yeah Max. per. this how. you you don't want to me don't. toile Alex is saying that you have to do.

oh [ __ ] that wow he's in. there this is a 9g. simulator holy. [ __ ]. wow how you bu with me. wow go back to that moment where his. face is limp it's kind of fascinating.

just to see what your uh and just pause. it right there if you can find it Zach. on that. screen. um oh my God that's I mean right there I. was like wow we are just our B it's just. a such a shell I mean here's a one of. the toughest men you know how old are. you I'm 43 I'm 48 man that is what I. look like when I wake up.

that's you got to sew it back together I. had to like push it up electri shck to. get the things to work. again yeah that's crazy that that's yeah. the mask is just sort of drooping off. the skull the eyes yeah man that's. that's [ __ ] and that's almost a way of. looking at your Eno that's a. that's a ego uh deflating moment to have. this moment just be out there for him. that's pretty cool just like this is if.

you let my body just if let let me show. you what it is at its un uh refined form. you know this is you know Rogan talks. about like this is like the benefit of. martial arts or like you know because. you're you you're you're getting beaten. up like I I don't know much about it I'm. guessing in front of the planet he's. been knocked out maybe or defeated I. don't know and once that happens to you.

that you know whatever it is the. insecurity and stuff you already got you. know you you know that you are not. perfect you know you're going to lose. fights you know the way you got good at. fighting is not by winning every fight. and so apparently there's like a benefit. to that you know to to knowing where. you're at you know that's why he does. stuff like that that's and all you know. man anytime you get around like. Mo anytime I've been around Rogan and we. get to be around like a a famous. fighter they are weirdly similar to.

people at the Romos Retreats really. they've got this glow to them I mean. again I'm making a blanket assessment. for a few people I've met no no oh yeah. there's something fascinating about them. it's almost like seeing some of them. it's like being around one of those. Turtles kind of yes they have this holy. quality to them or the spiritual. component and and they you would almost. forget. the person you're sitting next to if for. whatever reason they decided to they. would be the last person you saw you. would like see them lunge towards you.

and that's it you're dead you you're. dead you just forget it's like hanging. around a really well behaved pit or. something you forget and and also. because it's just so sweet they're so. sweet and there's something there's. something interesting about being able. to be knocked out like to being able to. put yourself in that risk space you know. of like yes because it's such a. defeating thing you know being knocked. out it's everybody's biggest fear what. if I got I was unconscious in front of. other like you're at you have no control.

over yourself you are you. are at a Le at a you are limp you're. limp in front of the planet yeah every. your your your wife might be in the. audience your kids are in the audience. watching daddy your ego yeah your ego is. like what the the [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ]. [ __ ] look at you I told you to [ __ ]. dope I told you to use that new.

synthetic [ __ ] testosterone the. Russians. developed yeah man I that's like yeah. it's you there's something about you. know okay I don't know if you're. familiar are you you're probably. familiar with Jack caroak the beat poets. so I used to think the beat poets as. they're called kowak I guess Ginsburg. falls into that category what about uh. what's his name who was all uh. um vaget was he a beat poet no I think. he was at the same time period but I.

don't know for sure I wish I were more. literary than I he wasn't really in like. the beat pack beatpack was that kowak um. you know uh who else William Burrows. burrow that's right Kowski kind of gets. lumped in there a little bit Yeah does. Ginsburg land there or was I totally. okay no Ginsburg is there too so so like. I used to think beat meant like like the. Dr the beat of like I don't know a Congo. or some [ __ ] you know they would all. wear turtlenecks and like have drum. circles or there's Jazz but what I read. is it means defeated we're beat we've.

already been beat we lost it's over we. beat we're not trying to win anymore and. that the in that place being beat that's. where you find Freedom that's where you. find true Liberation you're you've. disconnected from the [ __ ] horrible. drums that drive the ship of capitalism. it doesn't mean you're they're obviously. not failing they're writing beautiful I. mean kowak wrote on the road apparently.

in what what was it one night two nights. on speed wow he took just like in those. days I don't know what kind of speed. they had it was like on paper strips or. something so he just got blasted on. speed right it's one of the Great. American Road novels in a couple of. nights [ __ ] infuriating man so it's. not like they were like we're beat. taking bong hits doing camine playing. God of War it's. like not that that's the worst. experience no but that's yeah you know.

what I mean so it's but but that state. of consciousness of like yeah like I'm. already I think we're another way to put. it would be at least we're beat in the. sense you're not going to do better than. the UN than the earth you're not going. to like d right there's yeah yeah you're. not fighting this invisible you're not. in this battle that you cannot really. win you're kind of like accepting that. hey this is where things are you know. let me operate from a place of I am not.

the king yes and it's such a wonderful. thing to stop trying to save the [ __ ]. planet it's such a wonderful thing to. stop trying to be because you the ego is. so deceptive that it will convince you. that you are demonstrating some. altruistic imp. yes when really you want to be the. godamn Messiah you want to be Jesus you. want to like save the you want to be the. only person who saves the planet you.

want the credit for you know what I. mean yeah yeah that's real scary man. yeah I've noticed there were moments. like that I remember a few years ago. whenever I started to get like uh just. people would come out to my shows and. stuff I started thinking oh does God. have some special plan for me you know. like and that was very scary to me just. didn't know and I was like what if I'm. not doing things right or like what if I. can't handle this type of if I just had. never had like.

um you know it's scary when people come. to spend time with you know it's like. why me you know you start asking and. then your ego will start answering. sometimes if you're not [ __ ] you know. if you don't have some inkling or some. guidance or hearing good things from. people that are helping you navigate. things um sure but I remember that I. remember thinking man I I'm not going to. be able to be a leader you know so this. is real scary now I'm going to half how.

do I pretend to be a leader you know and. then that eventually kind of went away. and I realized that that was a Fool's. Gold thing but sure it was very scary I. remember when that happened I was like. [ __ ] like but to think that yeah like. I'm just a part of this thing and and. we've all we're all defeated how do we. operate now right you know what now like. now and and I'll tell you man if you. look at the like like the Messiah or God. is being like if you look at the Messiah.

as being not a a the the next Messiah. the second coming of Christ whatever you. want to call it the mraa if you look at. it not as being one person but rather a. harmonized uh group of God knows how. many people or just think about Jesus. like I don't know how many people talk. about like Jesus's. like or or think of Mary who is Mary's. great-grandfather right like Mary's. great-grandfather if Mary the ver I me.

forgive me if this seems vulgar I don't. mean to be offensive but okay you know. what I'll replace Messiah think of like. the Buddha's great grandmother like. imagine if that great grandmother. decided not to let someone ejaculate. inside of her just the exact right time. and hadn't raised that you kid in the a. certain way there would be no Buddha so. it's like when you start looking at the. fact that like we all part of not just.

like the shitty things the planet spits. out but theoretically you could be. wouldn't you like to be one pixel in the. the Buddha one pixel one cell one little. tiny part of whatever the next thing is. that like just shakes the planet to its. foundations in the positive I would. that's enough that would be cool you. want to be the whole [ __ ] thing. that's insane that's the ego it's like. you won't you you know there's a story. Ram's brother I guess that's great man.

that's a great way to say that that's a. great way to say that like how can I. just be a cell in the wellness of. whatever you know or how do I just show. up enough to be a part of things in a. positive way you know and trust that you. are right then you get to have that. thing that your ego is looking for but. in a much more realistic in much more. interactive way like now you you don't. and and you know all the great stories I.

mean God look at what Jesus said when he. sent out the disciples I think it was. something something along the lines of. don't worry what you're going to say I'm. going to speak through you and if people. don't accept you shake the dust from. your sandals and just that's just leave. no big deal just for you don't have to. worry that's that's what I love about. Christianity is that you you don't have. to worry anymore like you're taken care. of now you you you don't need to worry. you don't have to and so yeah I think. like you know from that perspective you.

don't have to like plan yeah what the. [ __ ] you're going to do to become M de. or whatever and have like a Legions of. people worshiping you as you drive some. like I me whatever the [ __ ] is. Corvette or whatever probably or a te-. bird maybe yeah yeah you don't have to. yeah that's one cool thing that's nice. about I mean I go to 12ep I go to. recovery programs and so that's one one. of the coolest things I feel is when I'm. in those rooms and it's like people are. listening to each other and everybody's.

there for the goodness of one another. yeah there's a feeling I leave out of. there with like man I'm a part of. something that feels good you know and. it doesn't feel like it's about me it. feels like just a part of something that. feels good and I think everybody like I. think there's a. general I think as a society we're like. have we I wonder if we'll look back on. our society like if thousands of years. from now they'll look back and like man. what a wrong turn that we because we're. just this ship in the water that's all.

humanity is like and man we took such a. we learned a ton but what a turn that. was going along those ways of of uh. thinking that we had all the answers and. that science was going to lead us to the. to the be all end all and that we were. gonna be able to crack the code like. what a what a exhilarating and. exhausting [ __ ] experiment that was. yeah right let's just you know well I. mean I think the I love the parable of.

the prodigal son it's so good for. Humanity it's not just good for an. individual life you know the prodal son. story. synopsis there's. a dad there's a kid who there's a I'm. sorry basically there's two brothers one. of them decid decides to stay at his. father's house and help with a farm. essentially and the other is like I'm. out of here and leaves and just goes on.

this like. hedonistic Voyage Through Life. prostitutes blows all his [ __ ] money. ends up Brad Pit was it was Brad Pit in. it it's. not it's a parable for the Bible but it. would be an amazing Brad Pit movie a. beautiful man but the the essentially. this kid ruins his life he becomes some. kind like a pig farmer which apparently. back then was like the worst thing you. could be and so in shame and humiliation.

he realizes I'm going to have to move. back in with my dad like all the [ __ ] I. said about how I was going to be a. famous break dancer whatever [ __ ] he. was saying it didn't happen. [Laughter]. and which also let me tell you this if. you're telling your dad you're going to. be a famous break dancer nine out of. nine. times you're probably not gonna I don't.

know the statistics on it but it's got. to be worse than famous comedian it's. got to be much more improbable so yeah. basically the story is he he goes back. home and his dad takes one look at him. and he's a he's like legitimately like I. [ __ ] up I let my ego take control I. thought I was going to be able to do the. caterpillar and moonwalk or whatever the. [ __ ] and I suck at dancing body rolls.

and all that body rolls and what I love. about at least the version of I read is. before you can finish the apology his. father Embraces him before he can even. finish the apology and says like let's. throw a huge party we're going to throw. this massive celebration meanwhile the. other brother is out in the [ __ ]. field and like realizes what's happening. he's like how come you never throw a. party for [ __ ] me I didn't go try to. become a break dancer I didn't buy.

embarrassing parachute [ __ ] pants and. crypto and do start [ __ ] nft AI. company or try to like use AI to sell my. stickers on [ __ ] Etsy what the [ __ ]. I've been out here with the. oxen what happened well his his father. says um to the son like you know we're.

celebrating you've been here you've been. alive you're alive you've been here. we're celebrating because that which was. dead has come back to life that's the. celebration he my son was gone lost dead. now that now he's back this is the joy. so what you're talking about with the in. any individual life especially like when. you finally get into a 12 step program. you break that addiction dude and you. look at your life when you were tanking. your [ __ ] life on blow and booze and. you look at out you weren't even there. you weren't even there you were dead you.

didn't exist if you look back you were. blacking out you were [ __ ] up you. weren't there it was a wa at the very. best awaking dream and you can't. remember a lot of that [ __ ] and then. suddenly holy [ __ ] you start coming back. to life that's what it's about for the. individual but for what you're saying is. like for Humanity as a whole I think. that's what's so beautiful about it is. there's the possibility for the entirety. of the species to reorient itself into. another way of being and and and at.

least because you know it's obviously in. the Bible it's theistic the message is. God doesn't care how much money you. spent on the stupid break dancer clothes. you were wearing or your failed Etsy. business or all the people you lied to. or all the people you stabbed in the. back as long as those things brought. brought you back. home that's all that matters as long as. you're able to come and say I'm sorry. and mean it that's what I love about. that story and I think like that's what.

Humanity has to look forward to probably. I do I think yeah maybe we did right now. we're like [ __ ] scooping up pig [ __ ]. or whatever and pretending it's gold but. I have a feeling like you know we'll. come back around we'll come back around. yeah if a person can come back around. all of us can come back around yeah cuz. all we are is just a person really we're. all just one person you're saying you're. right man just one very. complex very very big person yeah and.

you have to and yeah you have to start. thinking how do we all win as a spe like. how what little part can I do to help us. be a part of that or not even what can I. do but how do I just operate in a way. that uh behooves everyone and how can I. do that more today yeah that's it it's a. nice question to have each day each day. how can I do that more today for my. fellow man yeah for my fellow specic. member yeah um it's a good question and.

sometimes you will not be able to answer. it no yeah some sometimes you'll go. you'll and you'll you'll slink back off. and but I think having of that as like a. uh as a good question is nice and that's. a neat thing about life is sometimes. once certain things get introduced to. you you can't unintroduced them you know. yes and that's one thing that's really. cool it's like man once you kind of. see a little bit of the light you can't. unsee it you know no that's one thing.

that's neat about getting in a recovery. programs even like you were saying like. you were dead like once you can look. back and see that like oh I wasn't a. contributing member to myself yeah to. anyone I wasn't able to love my sister I. wasn't able to love my brother I wasn't. able to love myself and like how you can. start to you know do those do those. things better yeah man and being you. know uh the times I've been in those. rooms when you it's what's cool about it. is you see people who like you thought.

you hit bottom like you see people who. like [ __ ] they did the same thing. China's doing right now we like they're. trying to dig a hole to the Center of. the Earth you're like are you kidding me. what the [ __ ] you know the stories are. crazy but then the fact that you're. looking at them they're healthy they're. they're happy they're doing great that. is where you realize how incredibly. powerful it is to be a human yes cuz.

they sure as [ __ ] shouldn't have climbed. out of that hole yeah some of those. holes man you know what I'm talking. about there's seven yeah there's seven. story holes dude eight stories 12. stories like how did you get a hole this. deep how did you even do it yeah you. didn't even have a shovel like if I told. someone I'm going to pay you I will pay. you 500,000 th000 to destroy your life. in this way they wouldn't be able to do. it and these people did it just with. whiskey like.

inhalent it's. like oh that's [ __ ] cool man what uh. what time we at Zach um like 2 hours 20. minutes something like that a little. under. okay um trying to think of something. else I wanted to think about with you. you were talking about sex in a. graveyard I can actually chime in on. that I worked with a guy at a pizza shop. who uh this is a true story I delivered.

pizzas with this guy Steve and he would. take his wife they had kids he they. would hire sitter every Saturday and. they would go [ __ ] have sex in a. graveyard are you [ __ ] kidding me. yeah yeah his wife's name was Angel she. was 390 lb what and were they Mexican. because a lot of Mexicans they weren't. no white trash Ohio a lot of Mexicans go. that's one thing I love that Mexicans do. they do that Elia deos Muertos you know. and they go celebrate in the graveyard. with the deceased Mexicans it's a big. part of the culture like if you're in La.

you can go on Halloween to the. graveyards and it is like you know it's. like a damn Selena you know like concert. the Hollywood Forever Cemetery has it's. it's incredible it's awesome it's. beautiful and it's not you expect it to. be like morbid or Grim but it isn't at. all it's celebratory it's beautiful you. could see how they're honor ing these. people it's really incredible yeah I. mean you can eat an empanada with a. 700-year old Mexican. dude you know yes yeah you.

can oh yeah The Ramones are buried there. that's right that cemetery is pretty. wild it is it's and they that's where I. don't know if they do it anymore but. they used to do movies there like on the. weekends and Stu I think they still do I. actually went with James Blake he's a. musician he's been on here before he's a. really really amazing British producer. and musician and he um he and I went to. Elia deos muos one time and they had. music and they had yeah just Mexican. family just sitting with their deceased.

ancestors you know it's really sweet I. mean it's so so sophisticated like the. way a lot of people do death is really. like [ __ ] up you try not to think. about it you just try like someone dies. and you know you just try to put them. out of out of your head I mean I've and. they don't and they don't really. disappear it's funny cuz I can think. about my father right and I can think. about how he feels how his I can think. about what he wears I can think about. his voice is alive inside of my head and.

in my heart I can feel it I can um I can. put my hand on my heart and it's his. heartbeat like Parton of my the beat of. my heart was made by two other people's. beats it's a m it's a [ __ ] song yeah. that's inside of me that was created by. you know so it's. really we really do do that poorly I. think in in uh or I've done that poorly. in my life is. honoring.

um the deceased you know honoring the. people that put their time in so I could. exist you know maybe part of the problem. is it's so bizarre when you lose someone. when you realize somehow even though. they're bodies aren't here they're. closer than they've ever been to you. like you have the sense no they're here. I mean not like a ghost paranormal way. but like something deeper than that just. like what you're saying and you don't. you it's hard for people to deal with. that it's almost heartbreaking in a in a.

way or you're afraid to connect with. them you have a sense anytime you do. they've just been waiting for you to. reach out oh that's interesting it's. almost a shamed there's a little bit of. Shame if I were to sit and really just. go spend time like in a room or in an. open field and tell my father I wanted. to talk to him or spend time with. part of me would feel a shame that it. took me so long to do it yeah yeah and. you know what I've when I've like. presented that shame to like my.

mom's Soul or whatever you want to call. that the response is. always I love you yeah they don't. there's no like why didn't you [ __ ]. use IA to talk to me you you know it's. just a sense of like I love you so much. enjoy your life. enjoy your life you're doing great I. love you it's this place is for love. nothing else that's always been the the. the sort of the message you.

know I I it's I they don't seem to even. see shame or right on the I think. whatever it is why were you watching. Date Line they're never like. that why why why the [ __ ] were you. obsessed with Keith Morrison yeah why. did you work for a week to try to do a. Keith Morrison impression that you could. never pull off. yeah but what about that avocado not bad. thank you not bad yeah man it's just.

yeah it's why did you go to that Duran. Duran concert the other night yeah. they're not they just it's it's like I. think whatever is on the other side as. they call it is so beautiful you know. RDA says it's like taking off a shoe. that's too tight it's death death is. like taking off a shoe that's too tight. it's whatever's there is so so beautiful. and so much more real than this place. that beings that are. there they are they just want us to be.

happy they are just love you know and. also you know as a parent like if my kid. somehow reaches through the veil to. communicate with me after I'm dead I'm. not going to be like look at your. [ __ ] shitty shirt why do you have. gravy all over your shirt. oil you're not going to be yelling at. change your oil boy I taught you to do. that I taught you you're gonna burn your. engine out it's easy I bought you that.

[ __ ] car with the. inheritance yeah dude you're it's like. they just love that's that's it that's. it that's a fundamental fabric of. everything is that kind of energy yeah. and you're right the darkness part is. it's like you know turning on a light. you just turn on the light that's all it. is man it's like the darkness is really. the weakest of things when you consider. how it's so you just flip a light switch. light a candle it's gone yeah wasn't.

really there and you usually need other. people to do it you. need yeah that's why isolation kills so. many alcoholics and so many addicts. that's why isolation kill creates so. many School shooters and like severe. like uh uh violent nihilists I niist. means yeah yeah you nihilism the the. the the idea that all you are is atams I.

mean if you want to take it to the. furthest point it's like this is this is. essentially an accident Big Bang happens. and Just sh just by like time and. molecules swirling together we became. what did you call it. reactive we became reactive meat earlier. on you had a really nistic description. of human human beings we're just. temporarily sensient we are doomed to. die we didn't ask to be [ __ ] born and.

here we are Mortals in a universe of. infinite atoms but whatever we are it's. just a [ __ ] accident like just a a. bad collision between the wrong organic. molecules a long time ago and some. oxygen and some [ __ ] oxygen and [ __ ]. it and then do you believe that's true. or not no I don't believe that's true at. all my experience of life is the. opposite of that and it's interesting. because I feel like we've created a.

society kind of in the U in America. where if you're not careful you can kind. of you can get lapped in a beli in that. we have a society that really you know. we sat we've created that a lot of. things that mean a lot to us or that. should or really just um wears for sale. yeah or that that um even our important. moments or I don't know I feel like it. we there's been some deviation but I. think there's like you're saying there's. there's a lot if you cannot see that if.

you can find other people and listen to. if you can just be open to possibility. it's you can quickly get back to a place. that feels good yes because that's what. you actually are right the place that. feels good is you right fundamental. goodness there's that's you that's. ground level whatever you want to call. it bedrock yeah the Bedrock and. everything else is just defense. mechanisms and yeah and and yeah exactly. you'll know when you're there CU you're. already the Paradox is you're already.

there and it's just like there so many. comparisons uh it's like a lantern. that's got a lot of like dirt or dust on. it you know what I mean your your. soul is the light the lantern is your. countless incarnations and once you. clear away the dust boom there you are. again and that's the weird I don't know. if you had it with iasa but with DMT. that's that weird. familiarity people report which I. certainly experienc where you're like oh.

I know this place there was nothing to. be afraid of this is just a place of. love and joy and delight and [ __ ] I've. been so hard on myself yeah I I was a. cockroach for 50. incarnations just like you said earlier. what was I do what was I doing beating. myself up yeah I'm doing great I'm doing. great yeah and and truly if you're a. human at least from the Buddhist. perspective they it's the Rarity of the.

human Incarnation from the Buddhist. cosmology like they think there's more. Gods than there are humans that if you. are lucky enough to be born a human. you've really you probably weren't a. cockroach like you have done some heavy. lifting to land in the human realm and. especially you know there's a weird kind. of like. Multiverse aspect of Buddhism a lot of. people don't know about but to be born. in a realm where there was a Buddha. where there was a Jesus I mean you pick. your Messiah where because there's.

there's the possibility of being born in. a time when nobody had any kind of. spiritual technology developed so to be. in a in a world where that we have like. volumes volumes of like incredible. spiritual technology that anytime you. want you can connect to is very good. karma very good fortune a great point. it's very good fortune do you think if. if they if they proved aliens if there. was some proof of them like and. obviously if there was some further.

proof that really set in everybody like. everybody it was. like you. know was like wow they're there they're. out there would what would that do to. religion do you think that would. strengthen it or do you think that would. weaken it well I mean I you know I think. it depends on on the religion and the. lineage of the religion I mean if you've. been living in a religion that is doing. the same thing for Humanity that we used. to do for planet Earth the Earth was the. center of the universe so if you've been.

living in some mindset that humanity is. the you know the sum total of or like. the the final part of God's creation or. something then yeah it's going to [ __ ]. with your head because now you have to. deal with the fact that no there's the. universe is teeming with life on every. level from the subatomic to the like to. to to to giant planets to God knows what. to the point where we might be some.

Atomic portion of something we'll never. understand so yeah but I think you know. a lot of religions already have built in. the idea that we're talking about the. source of all reality kind of. superintelligent. prenative uh benevolent Creator Force. that just Delights in making stuff and. delights in like. sharing its Creation with the things it. makes and we get to co-create with it it.

invites us to like sit down at the. potter's wheel with it and make stuff. while we're here so it's a really. wonderful artist whoever it is whatever. it is and it's the best kind of artist. doesn't like where are the there's no. signatures there's no copyright there's. no IP it's claiming for the some total. of all things it's that incredible it's. it's like. Banksy nobody knows who Banksy is it's. like that it's just like here have it.

all I'm giving you all of it let's see. what you do with it yeah it's beautiful. so I think from that perspective aliens. sure why not and what if aliens sh they. also had a God too what if they rolled. up with a couple Gods we did we would. figure it out well yeah that would. that's where it would that's what that's. what would be so exciting it's like what. who do they believe in who are you. worshiping who is your god what is an. alien god like and what do they think of. our idea of God or what if they're like. all like Richard [ __ ] Dawkins and.

they're pissed at us like there's no god. you dumb shits we made you we your. [ __ ] god look at his big black eyes. emotionless face we made you you just. hallucinated all the other stuff because. we built that into you to like believe. in a God because that makes you easy to. control. we would beat them up then we would oh. dude I think we would I think we would. fight to have a God the first alien. human world star fight like when a human.

finally just punches an alien it's weird. to think our kids might see that man. it's weird to think that we might. see I don't think there's a lot of beef. between black I have some black friends. and they said there's a lot of beef. between like blacks and Aliens too what. yeah that's like we don't hear about cuz. we're not you know I guess in that. culture that much but yeah there's a lot. of. like black alien what yeah they don't.

get along I or they don't yeah they. don't get along that much I mean how. many black dudes you even know are like. yeah who have like alien posters or. anything like that you know I mean I I. honestly I don't know anyone who has. alien posters but like I do know black. people who are like super into aliens I. but oh maybe I got to meet more black. folks then you know maybe who knows it's. like I I don't know I mean I get I know. there's a lot of people who like are. think they're demons I mean that's one.

of the threads. of of of of like that's one of the. explanations for them is it's like no. these are the legions of Satan coming to. the Earth to pose as aliens and trick us. into getting on those [ __ ] ships. don't get on the ships yeah don't get on. the ships cuz they're going to fly you. right to Hell [ __ ] don't get on. the ships I'm going to want to go look. at least on there I bet well yeah of. course me too we will get on the ships.

but I'm going to say hey tell me before. y'all leave no dude you will get on the. ship for sure I guarantee you'll get on. the ship I guarantee it we'll probably. be podcasting on a spaceship at some. point I mean maybe that is what we're on. who knows maybe that's a part of it they. get you on the ship they make you forget. you're on a ship they trick you into. thinking you're in the human Dimension. we're just in some Cargo Bay right now. plugged into the Matrix.

baby that's awesome man uh Duncan thanks. so much for your time dude anytime Theo. Hit that [ __ ] one more time this was. such a so fun yeah so fun man so fun to. see you again and um yeah we should. probably just do one to follow up this. one I think people will love this this. has been one of my favorite chats in a. while man dude M too thank you I really. think you're wonderful and thank you so. much for having me on your show it means. the world thank you yeah 100% man I want. to do it again soon and uh and we'll do. yours yeah we can just zoom it from. wherever if I'm back in town great.

wonderful yeah I'll I'll hit you up do. you ever do them live um I'm you know. I'm building a podcast studio right now. but it's slow going you can talk to this. company here too they're really good you. know I'm I'm tempted to honestly because. I've been trying to do it at home and. I'm just wondering if that's like a. little bit bit like kind of what we were. talking about earlier like you got to. shed that that skin like why do you want. to do it at home what are you doing like. why not expand do it like you're doing. this is one of the things like you.

sigura Rogan it's like you know you guys. are real Trend Setters you're really. leading the charge as far as like. creating your own TV show basically and. like making it look good having a nice. studio and stuff and I don't know it. just takes so much work yeah this I just. I just started working with this company. called Rooster Teeth and they've been. awesome man it's been good it's been. really just interesting um and I'm glad. that they've been supportive but yeah it. is I think you know there's something. nice about having it at home it feels. homey but I think you feel homey no.

matter what no matter where you would be. yeah right you know sometimes I used to. get I started in my kitchen and I was. like oh if I ever leave my kitchen. something will be wrong I won't be able. to communicate correctly or something um. that's how I feel yeah like I'm going to. lose like the vibe of like this is my. garage like this is my gritty podcast. Studio yeah and it's like that's so dumb. like why do I like I want to I want to.

expand it just gez man we need your. voice out there I think thanks man it's. really good to hear I've been really I. feel much better than when I came in. today same I feel more. inspired um I feel yeah like I can do. better when I communicate with people um. it's just a really really nice reminder. uh you are a nice reminder of how to. operate in the world thank you Theo hey. man we don't have to podcast you can hit. me up anytime you want if you just want. to shoot the [ __ ] I love talking to you.

and I would be thrilled so thanks man. thanks man thanks for having me on the. show yeah we'll do it again soon. beautiful Duncan Trussell ladies and. gentlemen me get a. snap now I'm just floting on the breeze. and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be on a. stone oh but when I reach that ground. I'll share this piece of my I found I. can feel it in my.

bones but it's going to take.