Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #489

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[Music]. dusi I sit and tell you my. stories. sh. me and I will find a song I will. [Applause]. sing I've been moving way too.

fast. [ __ ] that's safe [ __ ] too that's all. that's all gender yeah what you know. about this Cetaphil this ain't medicated. is it huh this ain't medicated is it no. no good. baby good yeah it's. old this one holded up oh yeah this some.

good [ __ ] what you use this for huh what. you usually use this for [ __ ] I spray. this [ __ ] under the hood if it gets. tight under there. bro get that air filate you know what. I'm saying yeah that's what it feels. like like a WD40 oil it's like really. oily remember when that that AC belt. under the car [ __ ] we rolling Z all. right okay yeah no that's that's funny. yeah man I like a little bit of lotion. too yeah and y'all use what is the.

average. amount black person probably use. about at least maybe about a th000. bottes of lotions a. year not to expose us but I'm just. saying like that's typical for a black. family it has probably a family a family. unit probably go through like a thousand. a year oh my God so y'all depending on. if it's vas if it's Vaseline probably. cut that in half cuz Vaseline is more. full yeah it's more it's more oily it's. more uh it get the job done for a couple.

days but um yeah for a typical black. family probably run through about. thousand and some brothers you got to. probably spray some WD40 on you know. what I'm saying I've seen some guys that. you and this brother word is. crazy all right I get it yeah what you. I'm just what brothers you know that use. the oily stuff what what brothers have. you run to like oh okay that's the oily. lotion that's like oh I've seen a. brother maybe been in the wind or. something a little bit and he you know D. Ducks around a building and he'll just. sh you know he that dudee he'll be he.

he'll work as a door hend for the next. year if he needs to you know yeah but. I've seen you know sometimes people need. more I notice I need some when do you. know because I I feel like white people. they don't use anything on their lips so. their lips start to bleed crack up and. you know what what is I know because we. you know I want this like I I kind of. wanted to come here and ask questions. like that because you know a lot of. people are scared to ask these type of. questions it's like what is like the you.

know some of the white girls you go to. like a college football game and a lot. of their lips are bleeding cracks yeah. you know what is that yeah I well I. think well one I think one of the good. things about being black or um off black. I don't know what some of the varieties. are now but I think one of the values in. it is that you get early signs of dry. skin like we don't find out to the last. till start bleeding yeah we find out Fu. you're damn near like.

we find out at the last minute bro you. can't even we find out when you trying. to enjoy like a uh a hot dog or. something you can't and you can't do it. and you say damn it's too late yeah yeah. cuz that yeah that hits us hard so I. think that uh that's a big thing in the. white Community is um cracked skin yeah. yeah yeah our stuff gets cracked up. bad uh good to see you man good to see. you too man I'm actually I was so. excited to come up here I was telling. all my boys I'm like d this [ __ ] every.

time we link up with you was [ __ ]. amazing man like even if it's just at a. [ __ ] football game like yeah it's. crazy bro so you know yeah I love seeing. your crew bro yeah man yall always bring. a good time man uh yeah let's got back. from Australia man s how was that oh man. they got it's nice yeah yeah well first. of all they have uh everybody's really. friendly yeah yeah I've heard that. though oh Justin Bieber told me that he.

said everybody out there is super nice. it's like nobody is mean at all like not. a a mean Soul anywhere can't even. imagine yeah even a dog you. know that's a worst he'll. do but they chilling right everybody do. you see kangaroos and [ __ ] out there I. heard like the snakes are huge out there. all type of [ __ ] you see a lot of [ __ ]. you see a lot of uh they got kangaroos. bats wombats oh [ __ ] and even the. spiders they said like super super huge. oh yeah you'll see a spider and you know.

he's up to some [ __ ] [ __ ] he'll be. over there with a couple of his arms. just [ __ ] counting some money or. whatever you'll see a l I think yeah you. see a lot of dangerous hit not a lot of. it's mostly white over there yeah it's a. white no brothers no brothers bro you. couldn't if you even ask where a brother. is they don't even. know bro even if you had you speaking. another language.

they'll send you to like a uh fire like. recovery Ward or something like they. don't have the closest thing they got is. somebody that was in a three alarm Blaze. over there like somebody in burnt you. know I get it yeah that's funny have any. if y'all went over it bro if you guys. went over they probably would treat us. like royalty huh I mean they would or. maybe the opposite no no no oh they. would love it okay okay they would but. y'all would be a special attraction over. there y'all would be a damn uh.

[Laughter]. Museum What's the word you looking for. zoo I say that you didn't want to say it. you you was going towards it I se your. no I think it's no bar your teeth was. looking like you're about to say zoo as. I just wanted to jump in there and get. no man maybe a cage free zo okay yeah. yeah yeah like a like a it. display say that dude a display. for you unique special yes humans I get.

it I get it but yeah dude I'm not joking. bro they that's insane they they. probably don't see no black people over. there I know uhuh it's crazy and I don't. know why yeah no I think um all I've. heard from there they say it's beautiful. women they said uh the animals are crazy. they said the insects are super enlarged. other than that I I haven't heard other. than Kangaroo Jack when I watched the. movie kangaro Jack Anthony Anderson that. was like a black brother I knew about he. went to Australia and he's a black uh.

Safari man no he is a black um American. actor oh nice he's uh he's like he's a. comedic actor yeah oh there we go yeah. he he went to Australia Kangaroo Jack he. went to Australia look at him yeah you. you see you see the outcome. so I think he was the only brother on. set too I think even the animals was. surprised to see. look look even animals.

oh wait is that. [ __ ] oh. that's [ __ ] man yeah it's Anthony. Anderson I was gonna say I said that. dude looks like a Mexican Anthony. Anderson those are the early dreadlock. stage yo that's crazy that a him was on. some uh he's off in perk 30s oh yeah oh. yeah you got to watch that if you. haven't seen that that's an amazing. amazing movie bro Kangaroo Jack oh man. yeah you gotta watch that I haven't seen. that what have I been watching oh I was. watching um I've been watching Griselda.

have you seen that giselda no I never. it's on Netflix it's about a woman that. is a drug dealer and she is like the. best like she's like the uh El Chapo. kind of yeah but Chapo yeah El Chapo. yeah but a woman there she is damn. Isa now I'mma say this they they uh is. that the same that's the same that's the. woman in the film yeah they casting a. bad [ __ ] the casting definitely when uh.

in a more visually vibrant Direction I. think but that lady looks like a. gangster yeah yeah yeah she don't play. that [ __ ] bro it's so good yeah she is a. boss I gotta watch that dude it's so. good man and you know who that is that's. the lady from from uh the uh the [ __ ]. show with the everybody in the house yep. modern family's it called Modern Family. yeah she's bad as [ __ ] too my God my God. somebody somebody said on the internet. that uh I would like to be her.

brazer somebody said on the internet. that she's been holding on to her accent. like she can actually speak very good. English but she might be you know. putting on oh she's trying to but it's. good I mean it's it's sexy to me I like. it you know SP huh you know Spanish yeah. I know a little bit man like what like. if you you know uh went on start this. H good afternoon come bnbn. senor Cho.

lur Taco Bell oh. Plum okay okay okay okay baby we trying. to pick up some ladies that's what that. I said this is all about you know. cultural learning that's what I'm here. for man ADV yeah cultural advancement. yeah you get it thanks man yeah man um. what else I watching oh I was watching. that Wendy Williams Oh documentary yeah. you see that yeah yeah yeah it's sad. I've seen clips of it I can't I can't. watch [ __ ] like that it's sad though man.

after she dropped on stage I stopped. watching everything from her it's. heartbreaking she um yeah she was doing. her live show and she just collapsed and. then uh she did I didn't know that yeah. yeah she fell backwards don't don't pull. the clip up [ __ ] it pull it up pull up. the. clip. yeah it might be on YouTube Yeah Wendy. Williams she dropped on her show man she. dropped oh I didn't know that I don't. know if I saw that or not. yeah but it was sad though it's not.

a they made memes and stuff of I don't. know oh a lot of. geted. first oh. she's oh that's enough man that's a. Statue of Liberty. yeah oh did you have a stroke you think. uh not sure brother I just uh let's just. pray for right yeah. yeah.

yeah because yeah it seemed in the show. yeah in the show she's having a it looks. like it's a lot of alcohol yeah yeah it. could be it could be a lot of things I. think um yeah it could I'm mental health. oh man yeah and sometimes cuz see you. look there's even sometimes where I have. friends they'll get so they drink so. much no no no there's no friends that. that your friends don't look this has a. Michael Myers vibe to it like if Michael. Myers tried to pop off and be like hey. I have a Tios and soda of all pictures.

guys come on of all pictures we're. trying to uh we were saying a prayer. yeah we're trying to pray yeah we're. saying a prayer man you know but some. people too I notice sometimes when you. get so drunk your eyes try to leave your. body yeah yeah because it can't handle I. notice that sometimes it happens to me. when I close my eyes my eyes they're. they start to roll like they just start. rolling on their own like you know. because I don't I don't know what it is. but honestly like you just start getting.

the spins and like you feel like you. feel better with your eyes open when. you're super drunk like that then close. oh yeah oh yeah you know what I'm saying. totally that's a good point yeah so I. think at a certain point with your body. like if you drink so much your eyes are. like hey we don't want to be this drunk. yeah we getting out of. here we on our way. out but they've had the last time you. drank you don't drink right no I'm. almost two years off of drinking in. cocaine cocaine [ __ ] how was that man. cocaine is a tough thing man it was.

that's like jumping ship that's hardcore. it was good. man it was good it was okay I was. expecting a different answer n it was. God it was good man the tough part was. that I couldn't handle the day after man. okay that's when it was too much yeah. what what like what what is the usual. like cuz you know I see girls at the. club they do it all the time and [ __ ] I. I don't indulge but what's the after. effects like what does the next day look. like. after cocaine well it gets to be like 6:

a.m and you're still doing cocaine and. you know the next day regardless of of. anything you're just gonna be up yeah. you're still up and so you know the next. day is a wrap now it's a wrap so now. anything you had for that day plan is. done right cuz you could have just gone. out at 10:00 to meet some people for a. beer and now you Wen going to do nothing. but now it's 6: a.m. so everything you. had that day you have to startem jump. out like you said oh.

I noticed people on cocaine like they. have this thing where they they like to. stare at you and [ __ ] you know they're. wide awake they they pay attention to. every small detail you can lift your. finger and they're like you know it's. like a paranoid thing for them oh it'll. make you nasty too yeah in what way. it'll make you n it'll make you damn. cocaine you're like like sexual nasty oh. yeah it'll make you just okay eat a. stranger's ass through a screen door. baby that [ __ ] don't make you that's a. good way to describe it wow it don't it. don't make you be a bad guy.

so you you've eaten the strangers I have. not brother that's pretty much what you. just saw me look I have not done it but. you're over and you haven't done it in. two years I get it I'm just saying no. it's been two years I get it but listen. you know at least he was through a. screen door because you needed some type. of protection I get it but you know so. the next day that prison condom baby. that screen door baby what is that mess. what is that metal mess that thing look. up the material for what a screen door. is.

but yeah man she's uh yeah because some. you see well you know uh some. people I you know they used to have. fiberglass FGL aluminum yeah yeah that. probably is good that's strong enough to. uh protect any STDs oh for sure boy I'll. say this they used to have a thing. um you know a long time ago and this is. unfortunate but they cuz some people. they have their eyes are. really you know some people have like. any belly butt and some people have Aude.

some people got like Aude eyes kind of. you know yeah my aunt my aunt kind of. well not like that not that bad but my. kind of has eyes like that and this is I. think some of this is in the black. community I think yeah no I I don't. think this is in the black community. thing you don't think so N I think. that's just one black guy that has eyes. like that okay yeah that's just one. brother I don't think there's any okay. two there's two fat one and the skin one. yeah but it seems like he's or maybe he. just put on weight that might be the. same guy though that might be the same. brother well they used to have you know.

a long time. ago and this is unfortunate but they had. a long time ago kids this is what. cocaine does to you sorry go ahead go. ahead on yeah this cocaine now we just. Googling. [ __ ] now we just. down but they used to have a long time. ago black folks were not allowed in. movie theaters a long time ago yeah no I. know and they had um which is. unfortunate and it's wrong and we know. that but uh when they were first allowed.

in they were they had to sit in the. front row yeah and so I think you still. have you know if you ever y'all better. not pull up no [ __ ] picture of that. no I'm just saying no no yeah keep these. guys but uh cuz if you ever sat in the. front row yeah you got to look up like. that so I think you still have like the. grandchildren of some of those front row. Brothers you. know you know what I'm saying kind of. yeah yeah I get that though that that.

actually makes a lot of sense when you. think about it when you put it like that. oh yeah well because a lot of things we. don't realize are hereditary or genetic. cuz I've sat in the front and I [ __ ]. for the next two days I [ __ ] can't. you know I don't even need my rear viw. mirrors I'm. like I get it all I do it all I'm a damn. Tesla it was something I wanted to ask. you on the last podcast I didn't get a. chance to I wanted to ask you uh have. you ever lived in a Trailer Park have. ever lived in a trailer park yeah cuz.

like you said some stuff is hereditary I. don't know if that like you know Wings. off or you know oh have I lived I lived. in a place where other people were. living in trail okay like the neighbors. some of our neighbors are living in. trailers yeah yeah yeah so we was in a. uh apartment but some people kept. stealing our balcony do youall have that. picture Nick what people kept stealing. our B the wood from our. balcony people were stealing the actual. balcony yeah people would stealing and.

build [ __ ] in their yard like you come. home and somebody have a what type of. balcony would y'all have that's not. attached though how could you get it off. without like really getting a hammer. like oh people get that [ __ ] off yeah. people get that [ __ ] off drei yeah you. come home and that [ __ ] you missing. somebody have a little bit of a [ __ ]. fence in their yard suddenly like [ __ ]. that's our [ __ ] balcony a stool. sitting in the yard and then we didn't. have yeah and then the biggest issue was. you didn't have a.

uh you had to if upstairs you went out. on the B it was not there yeah so that. was it but yeah I think they had a lot. of front row Brothers back in the day. man check it out now the front row. Brothers check it out now but typically. they put a lot of uh black people in. like the back of like the buses and. stuff too so that's like the opposite I. didn't know they did the [ __ ] where they. had the black people in the front of the.

the I didn't know that I had I've never. even researched that all they taught us. in school is [ __ ] back of the bus. Rosa Parks back of the bus so it was. always like that type Vibe and now the. back of the bus is a cool spot to sit. but black people make stuff cool you see. what I'm saying we make we made cool of. that in high school because you know you. come to the back of you're getting. roasted yeah oh glad [ __ ] lame ass. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what. I'm saying and you could be wearing. anything we'll find something in good in. what you're doing yeah if you wearing.

glasses [ __ ] you know what I'm saying. like we're just going to make fun of any. situation it could be anything bro you. could be a scholar you could be like a. [ __ ] gymnastics yeah like man it yeah we. make. ftic lawn care you we're g to make fun. of the [ __ ] and make it bad oh yeah that. was that's the joy in it cuz black. people are the funniest. race in America at least I think I don't. know yeah. I think naturally not talking about like.

real talent or the amount of of people. we have I think actually the the. funniest race of all people like all of. us somehow some way are going to find. funny in anything well I think also cuz. black people been through the most [ __ ]. and when you go through [ __ ] it makes. you have to adapt especially if you. sitting with your friends and y'all. don't have say like I remember growing. up we a lot of times people didn't have. air condition something so we'd always. be outside so then you're joking with. your friends you're cutting up yeah.

you're not enjoying some creature. Comfort or doing something fancy and. that was that's really the best [ __ ] I. think what's creature Comfort a creature. Comfort is like if somebody has a um a. spa and there or like a uh what is it. like. a [ __ ] I don't know what it is man it's. like. a like a ottoman or something material. Comforts that contribute to physical. ease and well-being such as good food. and accommodations all yeah if somebody.

has fancy stuff makes sense then you're. more then you're going to be then you're. going to enjoy that instead of spending. time with your friends but yeah I agree. Man black people make the most funny. [ __ ] yeah yeah it's just a natural thing. for us man it's too much yeah what um. what have you been seeing do you see a. lot of this Cat Williams stuff man yeah. yeah yeah that's been crazy have you. spoken him since all of this no I. actually seen him I seen him at a game. at one point but I didn't I I we didn't. get a chance to really connect yeah like. he's one of those guys you can't tell.

you you can't really feel his. temperature you don't know what the [ __ ]. he got going on in his brain like I like. you know he at first he was mugging me. and then uh when I finally got around to. going and talking to him he was just. like he's like what's up man I'm like. never know wow that guy's like uh yeah. he's just he's a a walking bipolar. disorder you know yeah he's interesting. yeah yeah he's an interesting guy but. he's very he's very talented he's very. funny a very very interesting guy. he be like how you got 30 pairs of.

swimming trunks but you ain't never been. in the Water Joe Rogan you need to get C. Williams on here oh I would love for him. to come on yeah he definitely knows. about you I got a statue of him at home. really yeah I got a Christmas stat it's. like a Christmas Cat Williams that I. have in my home I bought it at Michaels. a few years ago wh why would you what. what what even inspired that what is the. reason I saw it they had two left in. there and they was on on sale. yeah I didn't think they should have.

been but you bought both of them I got. one there it is what the [ __ ] bro you. don't even lie about [ __ ] you just be. doing it I don't even think that was Cat. Williams that was just a black f a baby. but that was a black [ __ ] uh what do. you call the [ __ ] uh uh Cat Williams. that's what you call it that's a black. Nutcracker that's a damn cat William. right there you ain't telling me that's. a black Nutcracker that's you ain't. telling me that ain't a [ __ ] cat. William bro it's not Cat Williams bro.

and you I'm taking it's a black. Nutcracker I'm taking that [ __ ] how. some way that's [ __ ] racist that's. not Cat Williams that ain't racist bro. black Nutcracker bro I'm supporting the. culture how many people got a [ __ ]. Black Cat Williams in the house for. Christmas [ __ ] Cat Williams it's a. obviously a NR it was about Christmas. zoom in on his face a little. bit bro now that you say it I kind of. see it I'm just saying that is if that.

ain't him then they should have said the. man said it was him the man at Michaels. I bought that [ __ ] and Michael's down. there in Daphne Alabama baby I got that. [ __ ] two left and Shout Out whoever got. that last. one and I'll sell it for 4,000 baby tell. him what it is that thing's gone Cat. Williams cuz I remember I even tagged. him in my story and he shared it swear. yep oh yeah okay well it's confirmed. then I didn't know that he had a. Christmas line going so I yeah it's. unbelievable but I would love to see.

more Cat. Williams um stuff like that yeah yeah. yeah like just selling [ __ ] for. Christmas well he's Just One of a Kind. yeah yeah you know there's I feel like. he doesn't sell any any like merch or. any not that I can remember he should. have did a whole like pimp line if you. think about it he should have done a. like a real [ __ ] like whole roll out. of [ __ ] yeah cuz his whole [ __ ] was like. him being a pimp for like 20 years of. work for real Pimp Chronicles he would. have made a shitload of money but I'm.

sure he he made a shitload of money off. of Toren though yeah he's a unique thing. he he's a unique person he seems like he. likes to do things his own way yeah. would you think that that's a fair. assessment of I agree I agree 100% cuz. he doesn't he's not even into going to. like yo you won't see him at a [ __ ]. GQ party nuh or red carpet I had never. seen cat wills at a red carpet oh I saw. him one time I saw him on a bicycle go. by the front of The Comedy Store it was. one of those bicycles where the wheels. are he wasn't even going in there he was. going past it just driving past on the.

front with some buddies and just like. this and I was like is that cat and. everybody at the same time was like holy. [ __ ] that's cat [ __ ] Williams bro on. a regular Wednesday night that's weird. not evenu standing up on the wheels. that's [ __ ] weird Cat Williams [ __ ]. Merry. Christmas that's who he was weird I mean. that's oh yeah I thought it was. exceptional man you know. how you got four magc nuggets but you.

only ordered the number one Joe Rogan. tell me that we all know that's a. McDouble can you play that clip I I. really I don't even know what you're. talking about right now play that clip I. don't think there is one where did you. get that he just everything he lays out. it's like you made that up though yeah. okay oh yeah just everything he lays out. it's like a. um it just has piz it's got like a yeah. pentameter to it it's got like a be it's. like his own yeah Rhythm yeah that he.

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fthe. people.com this past weekend or dial. pound law pound 529 from your cell this. is a paid advertisement so what else is. going on in the community man what's up. with Diddy bro people coming at him [ __ ]. you know who knows man who knows that is. that is actually a crazy question to. just throw at me out of nowh. Oh I thought you was in yeah I know I'm.

I'm not the be all know all you know I. just you know I'm rolling with the. punches man I don't I don't know what. that guy got going on man but yeah what. have you heard that you. know I mean people always would say that. he might be a. little. rambunctious that's the kind of stuff I. would hear rambunctious is actually a. great word to describe it yeah that's. actually a great assessment of uh but. Daddy yeah that he a rambunctious kind.

of guy yeah but I don't but I think you. also hear that about anybody that's got. a lot of money a lot of power and a lot. of power yes the second somebody's got a. lot of power they start saying they gay. oh that's one of them power gays and. money gays you know I don't know anybody. that has said that somebody has said. that's one of those power gays that's. one of those in in in certainly in I get. it could just be white culture you hear. a lot of somebody gets a lot of money no. it's true though I I've I I I've I just.

never heard anybody say it's one of. those power gays oh yeah them money gays. them power gay money because they have. they've done everything they start just. being gay because they can afford it. yeah you know cuz when you're poor that. actually makes a lot of sense when you. think about it yeah because you've. experienced everything you're saying. they got bored of it yes they got bored. of all the the other [ __ ] yeah. women they're like [ __ ] it we might as. well do some some Rich [ __ ] yeah okay. like I can AF cuz if you don't have any.

money and you're gay then you can't. afford to tell people to be quiet about. it because the second you hook up with. somebody they're going to run across the. street and start yelling Leonard's gay. you know but if you got money then you. can be like sh don't tell. them and then they'll run across the. street and they'll be like I ain't. telling you who gay but might be lner. you know it's different you never know. man I that's now they got M but here's. one thing I do notice in Black Culture.

you guys can start they can start. ripping on people in podcasts about like. people will start commenting oh he's gay. this is why no but in white culture if. we did that bro people would be like you. can't say that he needs to be able to. come out the car that's why I say it's. different in different cultures you you. really you really can't assess like yeah. I'm just trying to find the right words. to say to not get canceled uh oh sorry. man I assessment and uh an organization. yeah but yeah yeah I think.

like yeah maybe I shouldn't have said. anything either then but they got all. those memes now you know it's like uh. like that song or. whatever. uh you know what I'm talking about like. what that like the new uh sexy red song. No it's like um let that coochie breathe. oh that one's insane yeah yeah yeah yeah. let that coochi breathe shake that ass. [ __ ] hands on your knees and the hands. on the knees part that's the real.

description of what you know they're. doing yeah you get it you just got to. play play uh uh Hands On Your Knees by. uh sexy red play some sexy red for us. yeah yeah just type in hands on your. knees on YouTube sexy red yeah but for. uh they got um all those meme song it's. like uh every step you take you gay all. that [ __ ] every move you make. yeah every single day every time I pray.

I'll be missing your gay. ass you've you have officially lost me. Theo for sure oh I got to show you some. of this [ __ ] man and I don't even want I. don't care if the dude's gay or not who. gives a [ __ ] I agree I agree that's. where I'm at like I don't give a damn if. he's gay age bipolar whatever he is. yeah. yeah you got to go to sexy red part yeah. that ain't her they think anybody's sexy.

red yeah they thought they just assumed. she was the black. lady right here this the part I'm. putting you on game here hands on your. knees hands so yeah you see how your. hands is already on your knees natural. it's a natural thing and shake that ass. to me you see you get what I'm saying. yeah it makes you naturally do it. because you know it's like hands on your. knees and you just it's like Sim says. [ __ ] you just see just naturally it's.

like a natural thing man Simon Says put. your right hand on your right knee Simon. says let that coochie bre. [Laughter]. breath bro the school system going to. change I swear they need to bro they. need to have that song in the school. system for. real like the new Hooked on. Phonics bro they can't be she [ __ ]. misspell sexy they can't [ __ ] be. teaching these kids with this.

[ __ ] how do you smell sexy that is crazy. I never noticed. that but no she's a queen. bro yeah what do you think about this. sexy red responded to Aiden Ross after. he said they had sex together do you. think that's just uh he just I think. it's [ __ ] I think it's [ __ ] I. think it's [ __ ] I'm not sure and if. she. did I I can't can't believe it man I'm. not going to lie cuz you know I felt.

like she just went along with it she's a. funny she's a funny person on Twitter. yeah all her tweets are crazy if you. pull up pull up any of sexy Red's tweets. let's read some of her tweets she's. hilarious all her all her tweets on. Twitter are [ __ ]. insane sexy red is a Vibe though. huh bad [ __ ] too I know dude I have a. big crush on her yeah I know you you're. not really into black girls but you. that's one that you should take down for. sure that if there's any black girl. probably be like sexy right o baby I've.

been working hard stink right now my. coochie stank period yeah and then. retweeted herself this [ __ ]. stank right now than the Lord thank the. Lord that's like you that's why I said. she be perfectly praise God oh yeah I. love it yeah oh man I wanted to take her. to a UFC fight but she um got pregnant. ah you think she will [ __ ] with UFC. though you think she got pregnant just. to get out of the fight no huh yeah uh. what do you mean to go into UFC fight.

with you oh yeah to like no did you ask. her or you saying yeah I I I said I. would like to take her and she said she. would go and then she's like I'm. pregnant but she I don't think she would. get pregnant to go get out of a date. that's pretty yeah that's nine months. of unless she really didn't want to go. on it bro yeah I mean but still I mean. that's pretty absurd man that's not. really that's heartbreaking yeah oh yeah. she's cute huh yeah yeah yeah I like.

that's what I said I feel like um that. would be your type if you dated black. girls I'm willing to date a nice black. girl yeah yeah yeah what is I mean a. black girl that's nice okay I mean what. is your description of nice like what's. nice oh yeah it could be anybody I think. somebody that. uh I don't think they smoke. cigarettes so that's not it it's more of. like Vape [ __ ] now I don't think. it's I think it's might be okay if she. Vapes as long as she's not vaping at.

night or whatever but um yeah I think so. I saw a girl at the airport the other. day that was really she bad huh yeah God. damn I wanted to [ __ ] ride through. that little machine for. her TSA God damn boy I'll lay on my back. and ride through that [ __ ] for. her godamn I [ __ ] do I'll swim up. stream in that [ __ ] you know what I'm. saying for her with the bag she would be. prob I'll be rolling over every.

Samsonite in that [ __ ] to get back to. my girl bro what does she look like like. describe just tall kind of yeah had some. booty on her bro yeah I knew that I knew. that and the T some of the titty went. into the booty I was like damn this a. whole I'm trying to imagine that it was. just. um God damn like Coke bottle shape I. mean she looked like the letter s bro. yeah yeah and she was uh really pretty.

eyes yeah. nice soft. spoken looked at me twice yeah yeah one. time I hung around for a long time for. the second look yeah but still count. getting weird at that point it still. counts but yeah it was a little weird. getting weird and I waved and I walked. out bro and the wave was what [ __ ]. [ __ ] me. up what type of [ __ ] guy. waves see that's going to turn black. women off I know you don't do that [ __ ]. you you got to be a little bit gangster. you got to be straight up they want.

straightforward especially coming from. you you know what I'm saying one one of. our White Brothers in the community I. think more black women want you to be. you got to be more assertive not too. much cuz you know how y'all y'all get. but yeah I none of that y'all got to. meet up none of that turn back the clock. [ __ ] we a't doing none of that I'm a. modernday soldier brother you get what. I'm saying oh yeah like um yeah 100%. buddy none of that going back to the.

1800s [ __ ] I'm saying like like be. assertive as if like 2012 and up bro. yeah 2012 and up assertive right um just. being straight up and forward like let. them know you want I think you look. lovely I would like to see you some not. lovely see lovely is too much okay like. damn you fine as hell damn girl you look. fine as hell with all this luggage n see. luggage see they don't want you to see. at that point they feel like you just. want to [ __ ] oh damn be like you fine as. hell I like the way you look. you are. beautiful beautiful but if you say it.

maybe if you say it twice it'll make it. feel like they want to [ __ ] too so just. say it once okay you're fine as hell you. are beautiful yeah and I would like to. see you. soon that works but you got to be you. got to give them a little get they they. want to they want to feel that ump you. know what I'm saying yeah. [Music]. yeah I'm a colel of his [ __ ] T. y'all have to beat you get what I'm. saying to beat back. yeah I play that on my yeah no you don't.

play it you just you just bring that. energy you know what I'm saying like. they they you know they they kind of. want they they want a white boy that's. stand I've had the strangest. feeling put some [ __ ] like that on there. nah n they uh some te can can we talk. see they like that though cuz see if you. got rhythm you know what I'm. saying to know your name that's going to. be I'mma leave that in my bag. that works and it's going by what one of.

those book bag uh speakers yeah I put it. in my bag at the. TSA last night I what you know about saw. you standing and I. started started pretending that I knew. you you knew me too yeah baby yeah come. on man you know hey you know some. brother [ __ ] man that's all I got okay. okay hell yeah man we got to exchange. cultures man I like a lot of country so.

you do yeah yeah yeah uh Morgan Wallen. big on him right now yeah he's great. with little Dirk they made a couple. songs they made a new him and Drake made. a video too I was hoping they would make. music though together I know they. probably did it just not released son. they might have I haven't heard anything. about it Luke Holmes too Luke is great. bro Luke is insane Beyonce's got a new. country out that's really why I wore. this shirt it was influenced by Luke. really yeah yeah yeah he does wear that. Luke Holmes always wear yeah I just. thought I'd throw it on Luke is a classy. dude BR he's one of a kind man man um.

Drew you got a new show man look I've. watched both episodes yes yes yep and it. is uh it's some bro it's a lot could. been house it could have been house it's. a wild bro yeah wild man we got some. characters on there oh yeah yeah we we. got some. uh yeah we show you some of yeah there. one of them oh there you go right there. baby that's little Rich oh he kind of he. looks like Sydney poier a little that's. little Rich yeah little rich and he a.

little baby I keep. calling yeah he just he just an infant. he's just an infant yeah bro he look. like he about 195 all solid at the top. though it's just top when you pick him. up it's like a it's like. all it's all in one place you know what. I'm saying all the weights in one area. bro he'll change his own diaper too bro. he that kind of baby you know oh yeah he. SW too he look like 5 Cent.

man he ready to get it done bro and he's. ble too so he's he's quick yeah he's. quick he's B oh yeah he got that [ __ ]. in and out bro he run a [ __ ] curl. right on anybody yeah well I saw him. kind of Hump in the furniture he got. that [ __ ] zoo in him you know on the he. got into a fight too I had to uh I gave. him a whooping at the first first night. we didn't show that but I gave him. spanking yeah he had to get a think and. then um yeah he just needed some.

discipline he's just an infant though so. that's why I'm not even really you know. yeah he's still growing yeah damn what. grade is he in he's premature so he got. damn he premature yeah he was premature. man he's a little ahead of his time so I. think he might be second grade now oh. damn yeah yeah but that's why he's. getting a facial hair yeah yeah it comes. in hot M. yeah uh ugliest rapper L. bro y'all couldn't think of a better. name for we didn't come up with it he.

want he wanted to be called ugliest. rapper alive he I I didn't come up with. his name he came on the show and I was. said what's your name he said they call. me ugly but you could call me ugly. rapper a li oh wow I said okay see wow. bro yeah man he got that he got that uh. Levan Bell in his mouth that thing's. Holding Out for a contract yeah we. thinking about getting them veneers oh. are you really yeah yeah we thinking. about it dude look I'll go half on them. if you get get him deal it's important. man somebody having a smile if he wants.

it if he wants it that's if he wants it. cuz he told me he naturally enjoys. everything about his life right now like. he's having a great time he he's loving. the fan love you know so it seemed like. he took a sip off the hose and just. never. stopped you know I'm talking about he. caught a dose of water that just that. blew him away that's still [ __ ]. still going down his throat.

bro you think he swallowed the teeth is. what you I don't know what happened to. him he I bet he got them teeth in his. pocket he don't seem like a dude that. let let [ __ ] go real easy but he one of. a. kind he he One of a Kind dude pull up. another character yeah this is my Asian. um artist right here TMS TMS and what. the [ __ ] he sh up with a [ __ ] too. much swag oh too much swag too much swag. and he brought his own door Dash bro.

that's some. [ __ ] [ __ ] you could. do damn he from Queens New York bro from. Queens New York he's really like like. all jokes Sil he really was in the. streets though really yeah he was he was. embedded wow yeah he probably got 30. Wings all Flats in there yeah some of. the characters is fascinating to watch. him man there's my boy right there bro. he's he's uh he's from the trailer pars. he's out of New Orleans right there show. bro he was on the episode when I did the. call in your show remember really yeah.

Stars Z rxs baby remember when I called. in your show on the um could have been. live oh yeah and he and he uh he yeah. he's the one he be saying the n word all. the time gang bro not gang no oh yeah. that's horrible no that's horrible man. that's horrible bro nah he uh yeah he's. from y'all from the same area y like. brothers man yeah Starz Rex man he One. of a Kind dude I like he look definitely. he seemed like he platelets might be a. little low he look like a palem reader.

at a papy's chicken I think he believes. he's black though which is why he speaks. how he speaks he he says it all the time. we don't we don't encourage him to but. he you know you can't stop somebody that. believes they're black oh and I don't. think he should man yeah well I. think I think I think we should but. really some people they it's like but if. that's all they ever known know cuz. sometimes God put you in the wrong. suit you know you're right you're right. and you could be in the wrong.

predicament and the right body yeah I. get it I think sometime not all the time. I'm not saying that everybody not. everybody can like that that is like be. a culture vulture I'm not saying that I. don't think that like people should uh. you know starzy Rex he's I mean he. looked like he's in Houston buyer Club. dog he looked like he. [ __ ] he been through some wild he. been through some [ __ ] yeah but he been. through some [ __ ] because I think that's. the biggest connector piece sometimes is.

have some still well it's still not an. exception to say the word right oh no. that's true yeah yeah I'm not saying. that I mean an exception to good guy. though right that's a connector piece I. think sometimes between cultures is if. somebody's been through something yeah. but he does believe he's black which is. like it's cool but you know he may be. uh like albino or just color he may be. what's that called when you can't see. what color you are or whatever color. blonde color blonde yeah or either that.

or he's albino I don't know he could be. albino dude every now and then they got. them yeah they can say the N word. clearly they can say the word you know. what I'm saying they it might not look. like they're Al binal and might oh they. they might look you should start telling. people whenever you slip up just start. telling hey dude I'm on bino man bro. look at them that's what I'm saying he's. the same skin complex as you he's the. same skin complexion as you man you go. for albino you just got to go blonde bro. that's maore dog what y'all even talking.

about man I'm just can they can they say. it can they say it look bro that dude I. think can say whatever [ __ ] want that is. damn and who is this other guy yeah. that's one of the big ones oh wow. yeah that's Marvin Jones bro yeah yeah. now here he's black though these are. black men and he's undercover though. he's a I mean I don't want to say a narc. or whatever but yeah that was kind of. popping back then though you know to be.

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month that's better. hp.com. tho but they don't have a lot of wig. they used to have more I feel like. wiggas probably you know yeah yeah wait. what in the day that's. a that's an ex I feel like that's a I. don't even think I think that's too. close to the word to say it okay yeah. they used to have. more. hymns in the day bring up uh albino I've.

never seen like an albino funeral or. like albino wedding or nothing I feel. like when you think when you really. think about it I have never fully seen. any thing like a celebration of an. Albano like I've never seen like a a. birthday or nothing yeah truthfully. speaking I've never seen it yeah me. neither that and that should be a bigger. thing because it's so rare it's almost. like remember when the white tiger comes. to the zoo or whatever and everybody's. excited and they send out all the the. same [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah it should.

be like Richie's [ __ ] 11 mhm I agree. wow yeah because you really are one of. God's most majestic creatures yeah yeah. yeah not too many of them and albino was. something you would probably see in. Australia then yeah because it's very. they have a lot of very rare animals. over there yeah but albino is classified. as black. right that's a good question can we look. that. up I want make sure. because a person or animal having a.

congenital absence of pigment in the. skin and hair hair which are white and. the eyes which are usually pink okay. anybody can be albino anybody can be. albino so they they probably can't say. the. word they should be able to apply. online as black or to at least say the. word imagine you're in Albino you've. been through the trenches you can't even. [ __ ] you can't say it yeah yeah no I. get it. damn yeah but they have a lot of uh they.

used to have more like white guys that. wanted to be black I feel like yeah yeah. yeah you know like when I was growing up. see around like the. 2004 2006 oh yeah I think what look that. up and we don't have to say the word but. look it up. early blanks oh here we. go what who you got Beasty Boys yeah. yeah Beasty Boys was definitely that. Rapaport yeah um oh 101.

Dalmations that counts bro how does that. count definitely uh the professor from. M1 well 101 Dalmations them [ __ ] are. [ __ ] mixed. bro that's what they mean BYO yeah. Michael Jackson yeah who else Alex tbec. yeah I don't know who that is that's. fair cuz sometimes he starts everything. with like what is there was Civil War. huh Civil War wiggers I don't know who.

else oh yeah there you go Abraham. Lincoln for show yeah oh Lester. Hol de I didn't know he uh he's kind of. a blany kind of yeah he just might be. tan and Lilo from Lilo and Stitch. definitely she was definitely Hawaiian. that was Hawaiian bro who knows I'm just. saying it's just facts on Google right I. don't know well look Google does what it. does. man but Alex tra for sure man cuz he'd.

always be like what is uh who is yeah. yeah where you know where is on Jeopardy. you say yeah he would always kind of. start [ __ ] was like you didn't really. know what he was talking about man I. guess I never I never watched Jeopardy. so I don't know too much about jeopard. fire dude if you're with a lady yeah. yeah sit down boy watch Jeopardy and you. get a couple right you watch it earlier. in the day too and then you invite girl. over let's watch it he's smart as hell. get three right.

boy get three right Grill her up a. little pork chop or something little cup. of candy yam yeah hey but um coup of. candy pull back up do you'all have. another uh person from our show Alex. tbec they thought he was black early on. holy. [ __ ] it's getting worse man this is. getting worse this the Dig of this bad. we bring in cultures together Alex tra. baby. that might just be white makeup though. yeah that's true too who knows what they.

did to him yeah but Lester Hol. definitely oh there you go right there. yeah that's as our gay [ __ ] rapper oh. wow yeah and KPM was on there yeah KPM. was on they actually he fought CPM and. the gay [ __ ] rapper actually fought. because in Crips crpm is an infant loog. General uhhuh so I don't know how that. work you know they got like the infant. then they got the the um what you call. it.

uh it's like it's like Papa Bear Lo it's. like a it's like a older L than infant. Lo General oh okay but they they fought. because of [ __ ] reasons I don't know you. know I I don't get too yeah see damn. yeah I don't get too deeply involved in. the [ __ ] culture but yeah they CED up. yeah um wow and. so KPM but he went to jail did you guys. film this before yeah we filmed this. right before he went to jail oh man yeah.

he went to jail right and we got a free. [ __ ] man yeah yeah there's no way he did. it what's he up for that's a good. question I have no clue I think it was. felony gun charges felony gun charges. yeah what you don't think. he you saying there's no way he did. that I think it's 5050 yeah maybe 6040. yeah yeah he probably did it yeah he. definitely did it.

damn damn good luck buy yeah you know. hey we love you bro it's my boy man you. know we uh we hope to free that guy. though somebody got a with the budget. that we got for him yeah amen and what. about the show how is how does it evolve. what can we look forward to seeing on. the show man oh man it evolves we we uh. cuz I saw them battle rapping on the. tennis courts I saw them getting the uh. they got his uh emergency bracet we. brought real talent in to help these. guys out too we had Chris Brown uh Snoop.

Dogg um we had a vocal coach that came. in and helped them you know yeah man all. this stuff hey they we really we really. this is it's about music we want to keep. it about music um and and majority of it. is about signing them to Deals they. can't get out of so it's like a snooze. you lose situation right yeah and you. you you learn from your mistakes so it's. almost teaching them through hard. learning they're signed up for the rest. of their life and not receiving anything.

from it so it's kind of like they. they're going to eventually learn that. that was a bad situation you know but. it's good teaching good teaching comes. from like yeah you know it's like. Hollywood man that's how it baby welcome. to [ __ ] welcome to [ __ ] let me give. you a better welcome to Big Business. baby that's how it is man yeah man yeah. you got to learn the dirty ins and outs. of Hollywood baby you got to make enough. money to be gay baby if okay no no we uh. no we we actually we actually didn't. just to clear that up we didn't we did.

not do anything to them in that no I'm. not saying y'all did anything with them. but I'm saying cuz look I could see what. they're saying because I could see how. some people get enough money where. they're thinking I'm going to be I could. be gay if I want no actually we didn't. he's just the gay [ __ ] rapper we didn't. do anything gay there's nothing gay on. nothing gay on the show yeah no there's. nothing gay nothing against them I just. uh we didn't indulge in anything gay. yeah on the show right did being gay. help him in any instances I do think.

being gay helped his career for sure. because it helped him be seen and be. heard more um that's a good point yeah. yeah yeah it helped them be seen and. heard more because there's there's a lot. of [ __ ] rappers there's not too many. openly gay [ __ ] rappers right yeah so. yeah we we I had to pick him up man he. was he was hard to find was he yeah yeah. we went we went through a whole bunch of. [ __ ] trying to reach out the Crips hide. a lot of them probably I wonder if they. yeah they might they might I don't know.

they what you wonder if they what hide. the gay community or they Prof they they. push it out forward you know that's a. good question I think gangs are evolving. more I did read something about eight. months ago that gangs are involved. evolving more to invite more lgbtq. friendly patrons I actually don't think. you read that at all really I don't I. don't think that it was a was that out. there you might be right did you read. that I did read that I think you think. I'm not sure but I think I could have. look it.

up but I say this bro uh Diddy might be. gay bro that's the craziest thing why do. you keep revisiting this cuz everybody. keeps talking about it man true it's a. gay Witch Hunt right now going on how. you going to say you never seen a wiener. but you know the shape of a man's balls. Joe. Rogan that's what I'm talking about bro. cat is the oracle they need to rub on. cat's back and get three more [ __ ] uh.

three more prophesizes out of him bro. because he got the man need to bring cat. on here for real I'd love to man yeah. yeah I would love to I think y'all would. really y'all might get into a battle rap. on here yeah it could be interesting um. what um yeah how does the show can you. give us any pointers about the show like. what does it look like down the line um. I can't give him too much cuz you know I. I kind of want everybody to continue to. tune in and not really know. what to expect if you feel what I'm. saying like it's honestly yeah every.

episode you couldn't. even you couldn't guess what's going to. happen next and I think that's what is. keeping the viewers so entertained cuz. they don't know what the [ __ ] is to come. of none of that [ __ ] in at any moment. like I didn't know that KP ma was going. to go on there trying to check everybody. right but when he came he's like yeah. Anin Lo General I'm here to to crush it. I'm here to your [ __ ] out yeah and I'm. thinking he's I said yeah talk to the. kids man talk to them he was trying to.

give them the beats and beat the [ __ ]. out of them so you know uh neither here. nor there but uh we handled it we. handled it though we didn't let them we. didn't let it get to out of hand yeah. y'all were on top of it a lot it seemed. like making sure we had security. everywhere yeah everywhere yeah well I. noticed even what's his name snitch. before to fight oh yeah ugliest rapper. lie yeah you got to respect that man I. respect a guy. who's who snitches but also will still.

go fight still yeah yeah but snitch. first yeah and he told me he said I went. and got them beforehand before it went. down so they could stop it which is. smart when you think about it it's it's. a. smart like we had to blur it we had to. blur it this like Mike Tyson's punch out. what the [ __ ] y'all playing over. there it like a 80s visual right there. every other scene this [ __ ] y' got a. blur bro and when the two ladies went. after yeah yeah yeah they was beefing.

bro and this lady right here Cruella. Deville out there and she was trying to. breastfeed that little guy that little. McNugget over there what's his. name Lil Rich Lil rich rich Yeah Lil. McNugget the Mac nugget is crazy little. milk Dud Carter she over there trying to. breastfeed him. bro. yeah look at him look at him man oh know. look dude it's some real [ __ ] now she.

came in with some bars I liked her [ __ ]. yeah yeah yeah she um she was she's very. talented she she actually was really. good this is my boy right here he was. the mole on the show that's actually one. of my real homies from back at home is. it really yeah he's a he's a brother he. from guette County oh gang baby good to. see you still alive he's one of the. homies but we brought him on the show to. do is that Martin Lawrence right there. no that's that's one of the studs no. right here oh no that's uh that's nav. Green Oh gang baby yeah he a comedian.

he's a big comedian out in Atlanta oh. nice man yeah I have to he's with uh 85. South show he is yeah yeah yeah oh. navv yeah yeah yeah n yeah um oh yeah. now these two people was going at it bro. yeah she could fight really. yeah that what we gave see and he got a. little Graham on him yeah and then just. the other one she and could they were. they allowed to use drugs on proses uh.

that's a good question I think they it. might have got through our TSA system it. might have they weren't supposed to we. did a a Shakedown if you watched the. first episode we did a Shakedown where. nobody was supposed to but I do think. some paraphernalia got snuck in yeah I. did see you guys we didn't encourage it. at all we didn't want nothing to happen. but I do think I think your boy from. Louisiana oh star z r star R the white. boy yeah said the N word he um he he. found some people and he shouldn't have.

done it look don't do it man I know you. want to do it but yeah I've said it. before write it down put it in a bottle. a lot of people will do that I noticed. they put it in a bottle write it down. put it in like a bottle throw it out in. the water what does that do for you. though it's just like Message in a. Bottle just gets it out of your system. yeah just get the N word out but you. want it to get out to the world but. without it being known or seen it's just. out just let the Lord do what he wants. with then if you throw it out in the. water that's on you look at that imagine. you roll up on one of them on the beach.

let the Lord do as he pleases with it. right yeah if it gets to one of the. sharks or a whale up there it is what it. is but imagine it gets to China and some. dude opens it up and yeah and he. start you're going to hell. man oh yeah you I'm bring my [ __ ] AR. to something. now we got a. long y'all should bring matter of fact. you should bring the list of contestants.

in here and do just quick interiew even. if it's like [ __ ] quick five minute. just questionnaires just have with each. one yeah with each one it' be like a. five minute thing we just bring them all. in there and just do chop chop chop chop. chop chop chop chop chop and just bring. them all in long time swag I would do it. yeah yeah dude I would do it uh yeah I. could do that next week no too much swag. too much SW yeah just bring them all in. and just ask them like how they feel. about like five minutes what's going on. yeah. why not you know I think uh they deserve. to have a voice right oh 100% I agree.

man even if they didn't win the. competition you know yeah people yeah I. want to know where what's going on I. would love to do it man we could even do. that next week yeah um what else do you. want to talk about oh I did see an. article PornHub got cancelled where was. it yeah I tried to go on there yesterday. did I tried to go on there yesterday uh. yesterday night and uh yeah I couldn't. man and I'm like were you kind of happy. you couldn't in a way. because I had to use imagination at that. point yeah and it's like going back to.

when you were in middle school you know. what I'm saying takes you back it took. me back it took me back the pornh Hub is. down man yeah spend site in Texas due to. State age verification legal experts say. a f circuit decision to uphold part of a. Texas law regulating adult entertainment. we websites conflicts with US Supreme. Court precedent regarding minor do you. ever you ever use imagination yeah I use. it a lot more these days and I'm glad I. think that they should do more of this. bro because these kids there needs to be. you shouldn't be able to sit in a class.

if you're 13 or 10 and watch it I just. don't think it's good bro I think you. should be able to use imagination use. imagination or bike across town and have. to get a little Magazine from your boy. or whatever we used have to go get on. the edge of the roof and move that. Direct TV thing and try to get a uh uh a. signal to signal for the porn Channel B. yeah catching some titties of mars or. something we was catching some the [ __ ]. some [ __ ] you had what the [ __ ] what we.

catching some. [ __ ] [ __ ] from Romania bro if you. station that thing right you get so what. would y'all do like so the magazines I I. do remember the the magazines my mom. used to get these uh that was my first. time whacking off was the jet jet. magazines it was like the like the ebony. like for for like black woman likes to. get jet but in the middle of the. magazine there's like a swimsuit yeah. yeah uh Pictionary men in it no no. there's no men okay no it's uh it was.

like all like black eony oh yeah yeah. yeah black ebony like busty models yeah. yeah yeah I'm sure you know you what's. your like porn search my porn search is. uh like go-to all of all time like. majority of the time you know like you. just know I'll look up usually something. just like enjoyable something like that. or. something general do that's a general. that's so General yeah that's just like. oh anything could be enjoyable [ __ ].

yeah right but I think so oh it gives. you an option it could be any race any. right so then I'm not stuck in the onek. you know it's like uh but yeah I. definitely there's but I think yeah if. you can't have that and now because then. I think what happens is now you might. start thinking instead of just jerking. off you're going to look at the there. might your brain will start being like. Oh I'm attracted to a girl cuz a lot of. times you might be attractive you just. jerk off and then you next thing you. forget to talk to her and now you don't. have a valentine you know yeah yeah so I.

think the thing the move back in the day. was just using the yearbook too oh yeah. yeah those the yearbook days oh man oh. bro it'd be like one little picture it. looked like somebody had some breast it. might it could be a flare in the photo. you be like godamn Tiffany got. them Tiffany got them fudge rounds baby. but see there was no there was no. options back in the day so it's was like. man you had to but yeah to be sitting in. class you can look at I think it's so I. like it is that so that's why they took. it away y well I think they don't want.

people having it they don't want. children to be able to access under yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah and cuz you know. they just put the button where like are. you over 18 you just click that [ __ ]. every time oh that's all you got to do. yeah you just click I thought you to. send the ID in or something no no no no. no you just click okay yes I'm over 18. PornHub one of the most visited websites. in the world suit attorney general Ken. Paxton last year to block enforcement of. a 2023 state law that requires websites. that host pornography Institute age. verification measures and display Health. warnings on its pages I can't believe.

people would fight against. this what sick [ __ ] is saying. you know what this 11year old needs to. be able to look at this it's crazy bro. we got to get back to having some I. think it's better for people bro yeah. and it's better if you a father you know. your kid you know I think it's like you. can only do so much as a parent yeah so. you got any children on the way BR n man. man I hope not [ __ ] I wrap it up man. yeah no I you know there's always.

potentials man you know there's always. like you know the one you feel like you. fine but then it's it feels like it's. always something that directs you the. other direction or you're like [ __ ] man. I wish she wouldn't have done that like. it's just that one thing you know and it. [ __ ] me up man because it's hard to. find love when you're out here black and. successful and You Know Rich and you. know popular famous really it's tough. huh yeah yeah it's tough for a brother. man damn it might be easy for y'all yeah.

not no not I'm saying tough for love not. love anybody can get some [ __ ] yeah. yeah it's just love man. it's it's a hard one to find you know. there's there's there's there's one. right now that I like all right yeah. yeah yeah there's one can we. talk for a minute yeah H I want to know. your name yeah let's go you feel me yeah. I got actually brought um Rd Willie here.

you brought Ro Wily I brought Ro Todd. Willie here from the inter and we also. we have yes yes dud my buddy's dad was. in the military with him swear yeah my. buddy's dad was in the military with him. with Roll Tide Willie yeah you yeah roll. TI R wait wait wait wait wait that. Beer's good yeah all no jokes my. friend's dad was in the military with. him how the [ __ ] do you know this he. lives in Alabama yeah my friend's dad um. is from.

Alabama oh [ __ ] and they were in the. military together that's [ __ ] crazy D. yeah I want to bring them in here let's. bring him in man yeah RT du baby gang. bro what's. upad it's a pleasure man nice to see you. guys nice to see you man can I get you. anything you good good. cold we know it's your birthday man. everybody say happy birthday happy. birthday birthday to. you happy birthday to.

you happy birthday dear. will happy birthday to you oh it's. supposed to be. for your birthday oh yeah. s. man hey. Roll Tide.

hey Rolling Road. time Road time right yeah man brought. the legend man you know there he is Will. flew in how was that flight bro oh that. flight was all right but ah it was a. long one I didn't think I was going to. ever get here y d man man said be about. 30 minutes it seemed like we roll for. another hour and a half yeah. have you flown before Willie I flew in a. little small jet before not no big one.

what the hell you doing on a small jet I. worked with a man and he had a little. small jet now you were in the military. Willie I think you were in the military. with my friend's dad yeah he said um you. went to the military with his dad at one. point were you in the I got to translate. to him it's a certain way he don't. really yeah he was in the I believe he. was in the military with my friend's dad. so he's saying uh you know how you were. down there Roll Tide yeah and uh you. know out in Tuscaloosa right uh you bam. boy and and in the past you you went and.

you did stuff in the Army right yeah he. got a buddy that did stuff in the army. with you right what branch was he in uh. what branch of the army uh he was in the. uh uh oh you remember him yeah 34 uh. division 34th you guys yeah no he you. guys were in the 34th Air Force yeah. yeah. and you know the guy he's talking about. just be real do you know this guy he's. talking about yeah I know some of them.

now I think I know him yeah but you were. in the military do you know how many. people are in the military though that's. kind of a lot of people was in the. military you remember his buddy's. Dad yeah uh [ __ ] it all right yeah I'm. trying to think of if we can bring him. up pull up it's the guy right here in. the uh. in. yes you remember him yes I remember. seeing him yes okay we hung out a little.

bit what' y'all do in the Army don't. whatever the hell they told us to do. yeah yeah I what you supposed to do so. that's him right there oh he got he got. ripped since y got out yeah no that's. current it is the same AG yeah yeah wow. that joker is a. house yeah that's unbelievable man and. what were you guys in the army. yeah I told you like the 34 platoon wow.

and um are you Sagittarius what are you. yeah uh I'm. a whatever yeah sagarius or that's don't. give piss by but the I don't give a. about. nothing you got you got to care about. zodiac don't care don't care about. nothing nothing but the [ __ ] time I. see I tell I can tell Willie somebody. died just now and he don't give a pissed. about nothing but the. T bro it's a zodiac bro we wouldn't even.

be here if it weren't for it yeah yeah. yeah but see okay look they brought you. what you need but but the tide is the. greatest football team there is in the. world I agree with you I agree with. you go ahead now I'm GNA name off a. couple other teams you tell me if. they're good or not all right all right. Oregon Ducks. sucks okay okay uh TCU horn frogs they. suck uh ug.

Bulldogs they suck too godam oh the. Bulldogs is good yeah okay what about. this um the Toronto Maple. Leafs [ __ ] I ain't never heard of them. they suck yeah they suck they suck they. suck too um and then one more let me. think oh I know about this what about. the two-lane Green Wave oh they so suck. yeah oh. damn and the buzzers so enough suck yeah.

that's what we call the alurn buzzers oh. the Auburn yeah the buzzards yeah the. Tigers now what about them Old Miss. Rebels Willie Old Miss Rebels ah I ain't. got no use for them neither praise God. and them South Carolina [ __ ] what about. I ain't got no use for them neither all. right and my second favorite team after. the tight is the the Bulldogs I'm I'm. going have one of those with you can you. grab me one we might as all yeah have. one man you haven't had one in two years.

I Dr that it's roll TI Willie man hey. you can smell go ahead and get that I. ain't took that Dr oh no I think I I. think I'll get a new one Willie I I. ain't I'll take it I'll get a new one. and do you remember I don't blame me on. that and now cuz you don't never know. what happened yeah Willie let me tell. let me I want to find out a little bit. about when you were a child did you ever. have Halloween did you guys dress up for. Halloween. yeah we wore Halloween Mas and stuff. like that sometime we put a brown paper.

bag over our head and painted up and cut. eyes and all that in yeah why why did. you guys do that though what what is the. reason cuz we were so p and couldn't F. fold nothing else yeah yeah yeah and. would y'all go trick-or-treating or what. trick-or-treating and you know get us a. little candy and all that yeah yep were. black people trick-or-treating around. that time yeah it was we had way where. hey when I live down there in Char we. had a lot of black friends okay oh yeah. best friend how was that for you best.

friends I had yeah why why cuz they was. always there for me yeah mhm and I was. there for them told I said a brother. always a never going to expire hey hey I. used to get black don't crack I used to. get in the fight and goe be wanting to. fight he was black you know but he'll. come over there he'll tell the other. black boy you ain't mess with him now. yeah yeah he said if you go find him I'm. going whoop you yeah you see the way.

they talk they say the black boy that. black boy that's from back in the day. yeah old that's just what he knows. though what's the blackest somebody can. be how what's the blackest somebody can. be drewski and uh oh in my terms who's. the is there the blackest guy do you. guys know him my. homies yeah what what the [ __ ] is that. that's probably the blackest guy he. knows right there. he got dreads anybody with dreads around. right see that that is my man right.

there who is that that is Hollywood Ryan. Williams amen yeah we call him Hollywood. yeah gang he's a nice guy oh man he. number one ride receiver for. Alabama About Nothing But The Blitz Bama. Blitz baby and now what about um what. about your first girlfriend ever Willie. who was it oh. I don't think willly memory I don't. remember no first girlfriend yeah what.

what about the most recent one currently. like what was your last wife girlfriend. that you I ain't had no wife I ain't had. a girlfriend in 20 years oh Dam but. wouldn't you want some love I'd like to. be married I'm not mared oh yeah I love. to have some love but ain't nothing. around where I live yeah what what what. is the women like around. there they all either mad or drugs yeah. you don't you don't like no drugs I. don't like no drugs I don't do drugs you. ever been off. uh ever F all fol uh I Ain I ain't never.

food with no drugs this is my only drug. millerite amen and I think you're a. you're not a Sagittarius it doesn't. matter you said well I was born in. December so I reckon I'm a sagittari I. reckon that's yeah you are yeah yeah. damn brother they got a lot of. Sagittarius dude I I thought I you know. surpris for your birthday and I thought. it was his birthday I didn't know well. well I didn't know n i he told me bro he.

think we all got the same birthday I. assumed it was yours Willie you know he. a country H now Willie what would it. take to get you to cheer for another. team that is a question I would like to. know man what would what would it what. amount of money would it take couldn't. take no money I'm a die hard ATT what. amount of what amount of [ __ ] would it. take no uh no [ __ ] or nothing I'm a die. hard a tide fa now what if a woman came. and I'm talking a lady came over from uh.

uh Texas A&M I'm talking a lady rides up. in a Corvette Willie what the tits look. like with some of that [ __ ] that real. that real she got some titties look like. two angry dogs trying to chew on your. [ __ ] all the time and tell me this she. got that cter on that te that a yeah but. I seen some of them at the at the. airport yeah baby and what do you now oh. man did some of them have one God Mighty.

praise God baby had one that that a. choke a mute yeah that's what I'm. talking. about oh [ __ ] now would I have took. trouble that not no but hell. yeah he folded matter it don't take too. much to get you to Swit broit it had. nothing to do with money it just the. Texas the blonde Texas get you a little. sip of that beer how's that beer. Willie that beer is good but see but.

ain't nothing going to make me lead the. Tide though really nothing nothing I. respect that man he's he's a man with. good uh R I tell you I'm a true tide man. yeah now how do you feel about he'll die. die man and how do you feel about um. about Coach San leaving oh man I cried. when he when I when yeah yeah my step. cousin cried I cried and I still even. choke up by even time I think about it. yeah have you have you talked to him. since he quit no I ain't talked to. hoping to get to to meet him and get to.

talk to him and you going to convince. him to go back huh hell yeah hell we I. need my coachen but I think we in good. hands with the other coach yeah yeah you. got to say that though yeah well I got. to support him he's our coach of course. yeah and I'm almost support him 100%. yeah and we got to get a man he been a. winner everywhere he's been and we we. got to get we got Roll Tide we don't. give a about nothing but the ti hey look. if you don't respect Nick everybody.

respect Nick everybody respects the. program you have to respect it that's. the thing there's not a part of me that. ever has been unrespectful of the. program man but let me think about this. uh do you um would you ever go back into. the military if there were a. war no I'm too old now you're never too. old if they'll let me go you probably. could be probably could be a cook in the. uh in the Army now shov [ __ ] I don't. want to be no cook I want to go out.

there with the where the action is hell. yeah baby I want you on the front line. Baby D would you trust Willie on the. front line hell yeah baby yeah be out. there bless you baby bless got will dude. I'd [ __ ] get I'd hire Willie before I. get a damn ring camera dude are you. kidding [ __ ] God damn I might need to. switch seats man no you going to be fine. baby he just pulling up that's that's. that Jesus Spirit right there jumping. out body now Willie what religion were. you guys raised. brother uh oh we was Christians yep okay.

n that's what's up that's what's up you. know I'm Catholic well ain't nothing. wrong with that NE that's good yeah I. grew up Catholic I grew up Catholic man. that's a part of Christianity right and. you know long you believe long as you. believe in the right thing that's all it. can't look what' you grow up me yeah we. was uh seventh Baptist I think seventh. Baptist okay what is it difference I. thought it was just Baptist no there's. different uh layers of it I. think well you know you got different.

layers you got the uh uh uh them uh what. they call them. uh uh Sans or simoleans yeah whatever no. I think that's a race I don't think. Muslims yeah Muslims oh okay yeah Slims. we call them yeah yeah yeah he got some. new teeth too you see they put yeah show. them yeah God damn really boy. bro you got that you got rid of that. nickel defense you was carrying huh yeah. damn.

boy look at him right there he no he. actually didn't have anything he he was. yeah he was have nothing right there. yeah it was gum straight gums there. straight gums there and you feel. different now or how do you feel oh I. feel great oh he's blessed yeah yeah I. KN through a cement brick now hell yeah. EA everything I want to eat let's go. baby even some coochie. yeah yeah wow I know a. h. will Willie giving a fade to.

some everything's. possible wow the the world is your. oyster um Willie what do you think uh. what do you think the future is for the. tide this year with the new coach what. do you. predict I think we going to be in the. playoffs amen yeah I I know we're going. to lose some games but we will make it. in the playoff M yeah and and and. probably going to have a shot at the Ty.

yeah very fair he got me again yeah baby. holy water that's free baby that's free. it keep coming it's another Another. Blessing you know I ain't going to put I. ain't going to put my tide down we going. to be there yeah yeah well look y'all. been there every time man I'm be blind. before I get out of. here y'all been there every time willly. wow and when all right yeah I'm good man. yeah he's doing good and what about. children will any children in the future. for. you if I find a woman in the future it's.

crazy you give me one one woman I find. over there Dollar tck on that airpl that. Texas A&M I take one of them pull up. another one of the uh what what school. would you say out there yeah you Texas. a& them girls no the these girls on the. airplane from Texas oh yeah I thought he. was yeah they got some beautiful women. from there yeah Texas we got to find you. a good woman out there Willie oh you.

need to find me oh look at that would I. take that hot you said but you don't. like LSU though you say you I don't like. LSU but I like the girl yep my God she. both LSU and when I when I when I'm hey. going with I say pull up some sisters. for pull up pull up some sisters for. some black sisters some ebony type in. Ebony um. ebony uh hot. chicks there we go oh man we got oh yeah.

yeah now that's a sister I know it's a. sister and and she can be my wife hell. yeah that cber huh you trying to get you. a little bit of that cadberry ain't you. he wants some. yams hey hey we got some we got some. pretty one around there where we live oh. yeah I'm talking about get you little. get you something with some side items. baby I me you know God damn boy look at. look at that God the might oh Lord help. me Jesus oh Lord my God boy I'm have to.

remodel my pants you know who that is. that Nicki Minaj is it yeah but she. could be right over here L with me. tonight okay I didn't know you like. sisters man you didn't know that I. didn't know you like. sisters. God my God boy God Almighty I might need. to hire another tongue baby Fried. Chicken Man my Lord I need they cook too.

yeah I need about four Tong yeah I'm. saying boy I'm going to get me some yeah. they can cook I can't nobody cook like. they can't oh man well they is crazy but. uh well it's true though it's just well. I'm just saying I if I'm going to be the. guy to say it we need you what about. some Asian women you like your Asian. women or no Willie. you into Asian women I go fall that's. what I'm talking about man that's what. I'm talking about it never ends Willie.

you don't hey you don't C them till you. try that's it that's it we're having. open casting baby Willie anybody can try. out man you running a comb what's your. favorite of all Races with. women all right it don't matter don't. matter he just hit copy paste delete. just now he just [ __ ] deleted. everything. no he don't mind he don't care baby he. don't care I don't care [ __ ] Willie what.

else man what else is new in your life. right now you got a new grill you're. flying across the country you doing big. things man that that's all that's going. on. yeah and what about locally they got. them hold on they got him a new house. out there in bama yeah they they uh they. had a a. fort what type they had like a house on. on Wheels oh really that they moved it. was in uh backyard yeah trailer yeah it. was like a uh now it wasn't really a. trailer it was a um like a store [ __ ].

yeah like like like a tool [ __ ] yeah and. we going we bu turn it into a house oh. nice congratulations man you staying in. there already or no we ain't got through. with it yet CU we been so busy a lot of. new things going on for you huh yeah cuz. we constantly rolling going here and. there and here and there rolling like. the tide baby rolling like the TDE wow. well it's a blessing man you ever seen. Forest Gump. he played for the tide no I didn't see. for G you got to see it yeah you gotta.

see for how you not I mean I seen the. movie yeah yeah four G yeah yeah i' seen. it like five times oh hell yeah I knew. you definitely yeah run for run talking. about and he did I say that man they. can't stop for it bro and they can't. stop him spitting man I'm moving out the. seat can we can we switch seeds they. can't stop for it bro that's them new TV. just get breaking them in bro chill bro.

run PA run and he run so fast he broke. them ankle the braces he had on him yeah. yeah yeah he ran right out of polio man. different times Willie. um God I'd love to see andrei's new. house yeah I think uh I think Ro will we. G to have you in could have been House. season two all right yeah you you doing. any music ever. ever sing a song that you may know I. feel like um that's like inspired by. Bama like back where you're at I feel.

like because you were gonna sing it when. we were shooting the skit we didn't get. a chance to oh that's Sweet Home Alabama. let's hear Sweet Home Alabama because. you know he got to be able to compete we. could bring the words up if you want. yeah yeah you have to do that you know I. better that way right there Sweet Home. Alabama Lord I'm coming home to you. y and and then well I know where the SK. are so so. blue yeah and then he go roll tide roll.

that's it baby godam you got you yep we. going in this one all right we might. have to shut it down Willie we love you. man I love you man love you too yes sir. I thank y'all for having me sir you're. welcome you're always welcome here and I. hope to see you in Nashville sometime I. want to come down to a UFA game and have. you uh and go over there with you I'm. going do the rest yeah we hey we'll love. that yes sir all right yep all right man. we'll be good baby God Blitz by Blitz. Blitz by Blitz Road.

time don't give. a thank you brother love you will thank. you man yeah we coming out man that's so. awesome dude thank you bro yeah dude. that's so Co man oh a legend man. [ __ ] nobody like him yeah you can't. really find too many people like that. One of a Kind bro he's kind of like uh. the white flavor. flave that's a great description you.

know yeah he really is you you're not. going to ever see anybody like that ever. again uhuh they don't make they don't. make more than one of them man I. appreciate you uh bringing him in and. Drew thanks for coming through man yes. man and U you know I love coming on here. man yeah we got to find something cool. to shoot man hey man soon game show a. movie cops and robbers or something yeah. yeah you know the fans want it though. anytime we ever Linked UP they love it. man so it's like yeah well you're so. funny dude I just feel I really feel.

lucky to get to be in your world. sometimes and all your boys definitely. they talk about how talented you are all. the time too we all do D is ridiculous. you're so you're so fast on your feet we. don't know how the [ __ ] your brain is. like unlike anybody else man well thanks. bro thanks for coming through dude iow. you won yeah cheers baby nothing but the. tie love you brother roll time ain't. nothing but the tie. now I'm just floating on the breeze and. I feel I'm falling like these leaves I.

must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to. take.