Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #428

I've got some new tour dates to announce. right now April. 25th at the celebrity theater in Phoenix. Arizona we're adding a date onto that. week March 23rd we've added in Houston. Texas uh that's a Thursday night at The. Hobby Lobby Center for the Performing. Arts May 10th Newark New Jersey New. Jersey Center for the Performing Arts. May 11th Westbury New York at the New. York CB theater at.

Westbury June 9th Austin we've added. another Austin show and June 30th and. July 2nd lost Vegas at the Encore. Theater wow I can't believe it. man oh I just can't even believe that uh. that we're getting to do all this this. is crazy thank you uh it's at theovon. docomo you you have to go through those. links to get accurately priced tickets. if you're elsewhere.

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today's guest is a Entertainer a. comedian uh producer actor he he's a. creative and um and he's kind of like a. universe in a way you know you you you. meet him and you meet the people that. are in his Circle and it's just man it's. a uh it's a very entertaining world uh. I'm happy to have him here today my. friend drei.

on. [Music]. me I'll sit and tell you my. stories. shine on. me and I will find a song. sing wow. really you I thought you be like hell.

yeah you yeah but you you think we have. a couple bro why would I have a couple. cuz that's part of the [ __ ] G-Code or. whatever bro or. whatever 50 Cent 50. kids we got these [ __ ] orphans what. the [ __ ] God dang cuz he's sick he been. feeding y'all sick sick for real I'm. just saying man I'm just glad you came. through man yeah I know it this is a.

damn Underground Railroad for us cuz we. needed some brothers up in here man. cheers to that cheers hell yeah. definitely needed some black people up. in there I was looking for a black. episode I swear it took me a minute I. was looking though I was definitely. looking for a black episode scrolling. man you got to scroll for a while we. almost had to call Donell Rollins in. again bro he's everybody's goto uh pod. podcast gu no you had you did have one. older black guy it was like he was like. a politician or something uh oh yeah who.

was that yeah it was some random we had. Miss pad in so miss pad that was good MH. and then oh we had Neil degrass Tyson. bro I don't know who the [ __ ] that is. that's space brother dog you believe it. who's that bring him up Zack Neil. degrass Tyson let's rock we recording. yeah yeah okay yeah that Neil degrass. Tyson man we had him in he's like that. there he is oh yeah that old dude he he. kind of looked he resembled uh Michael.

Jackson died oh yeah he don't he do he. do don't he Joe Jackson bring Joe. Jackson pull up Joe Jackson let's see. some damn Joe Jackson and Neil degrass. Tyson yeah cause Neil will beat the [ __ ]. out of some space stats. D never. mind well back in the day Joe back in. the day Joe you got you gotta put yeah. fresh Joe cuz this is damn yeah this. ball Joe Jo ball sa Joe right here this. a that ain't the new Joe he stting to.

look like that third nut yeah man you. know damn bro he going through it though. man it's a legendary family though is it. yeah yeah yeah did you ever get to meet. Michael Jackson no I didn't man I wish I. did though you know I was what [ __ ]. 10 when he died damn that would have. been the time to meet him yeah yeah yeah. yeah man sad times though you know King. of Pop yeah King of Pop I was at a I was. on stage one time and he pulled up in. the alley outside of the window in uh wa. wait wait wait wait you you have seen. Michael Jackson yeah I saw him like.

you've seen him I've visually saw him. outside of a second story window he was. going into the uh costume shop it was at. night and it was closed but they opened. it up for him and and he pulled up and I. saw him kind of get out and he got out. all [ __ ] like he just looked like he. was just like he barely. [ __ ] like he just got out you know. like he he just kind of like was out you. know he didn't have to really do a lot. yeah it seemed like he just wasn't there. wasn't lot to him you know he's very.

like he's a fragile person he's very. fragile yeah yeah yeah he looked fragile. man uh how tall was Michael Jackson. that's a good. question that is a good question I have. no clue how tall Michael Jackson I never. thought about how a like uh 5 foot n 59. that's that's kind of small bro yeah. yeah he's a smaller guy damn yeah cuz he. started looking Asian at the end huhh he. switched up he made a big switch up he.

went through all he went every he didn't. [ __ ] miss a gender he didn't miss a. ethnicity he hit Mexican he hit all man. he hit them all for real then he went. past white like the white he went was. like pass what the [ __ ] white is like. we're like oh he's the one that did. slavery bro we were all pointing at him. what the [ __ ] we like that [ __ ]. did it bro we were pointing at him dude. he looked like Jackie O at the end bro. pull up Jackie O man.

dang cuz he went all the way man dang. bro you know his dad was beating the. [ __ ] out of them though oh he was. beating the [ __ ] out of that's probably. dad look like that now a damn ball sack. but a lot of black guys can sing anyway. it's like a why would you even beat your. kid into singing yeah yeah but he was. talented I think he just wanted them to. be perfect though you know yeah yeah. damn. bro some sometimes you get Excellence. out of that though yeah yeah yeah I. wonder if people you could beat somebody. into Excellence maybe that's an example. that's an example but you know they they.

lose their mind after it it all so it's. it's it's it's a bad Trail just just. downhill Trail man sad I'm friends with. his daughter she's awesome Janet Janet. Jackson no Paris Jackson who the [ __ ] is. that oh Michael Jackson's daughter. daughter yeah are you really yeah she's. a sweetheart wow um where's blanket can. we where's blanket let's talk about BL. blanket disappeared right oh I on now I. think he changed his name and everything. he's not really yeah I don't think yeah.

I don't think Blanket Jackson is [ __ ]. throw rug or something he look different. blanket is like a cuz a lot of brothers. used to have crazy names back in the day. blanket whisker yeah you meet his. brother named wh I think he changed his. name didn't he damn he kind of had that. Native American. look wow did did Michael Jackson use his. own nut to make his kids o couldn't have. you mean into a woman he look Indian. yeah that there's no way that there.

ain't no black Jean in that he look like. full moon walk yeah yeah yeah. that's no black Jing in that blood right. there I think know yeah but that's a. good question right I think even the. Paris Jackson how does she look she's. completely white right she has more of a. white look she has a little bit I think. she gets you can see a little bit of um. like there you go yeah ain't no ain't no. black in that boy I don't know she got a. little bit Urban in the eyes I think in.

the eyes I think so they're [ __ ] blue. yeah but they [ __ ] want to be. black how do they want to be black you. can see look in them M zoom in Zach dang. come on man let's see we. guessing yeah yeah n that's I don't see. any black there man other than the. pupils yeah that's a little that's about. it yeah no he didn't make that with his. nut he didn't make that with his nut man. I'm telling you I don't know that's. funny yeah cuz I guess if you are not.

cuz I don't know if he was attracted to. I guess he was attracted to women huh. yeah yeah yeah but who knows you know. yeah it's Michael Jackson yeah dude yeah. he probably did a lot of secretive stuff. druski thanks for coming bro thank you. brother thank you for having me man good. to see you man um so for some of my. audience that doesn't know you there may. be some that doesn't know you which uh. you know would be rare but so I just. want to know a little bit where you got. started at man man um you know before we. met before we were friends man I was. just just grinding it out man I've.

naturally been a funny guy my whole life. you know [ __ ] you know hey man I've. told this story 50 times have you [ __ ]. man [ __ ] but just say a place man yeah. all right well uh I was born in Maryland. oh damn bro maryin baby dang cuz maryn. bro I feel like you're nigging it up for. me he like yeah let me black this show. damn CU that's CRA that's brazy cuz.

why do you do that for me I feel like. you don't do that type reaction for. anybody else I gotta get it out while I. got a change damn good that's cool on. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] yeah you got to do. some dance next dude I'm just saying bro. no I get it no I moved I moved to. Atlanta Georgia at 1 so oh damn you got. there early huh yeah yeah I got it bad. of that you beat the rush man yeah yeah. yeah yeah dude cuz Maryland man it gets. [ __ ] if you Baltimore you're from. Baltimore yeah n no n Baltimore's.

Baltimore is wild bro rough Place rough. place for real dude n uh from a place. like Colombia like type area yeah yeah. Baltimore is a good place to get oysters. and murdered that's what I always say. bro oyers and murder yeah have you been. there like what what what's the scenario. you've been in they got [ __ ] zombies. rolling around. balore you see a dude just he have a lot. ofra lots of crackheads lots of.

crackheads but they'll smoke Rock but. with a lobster bib on bro you got to. respect that [ __ ] man you'll see a dude. smoking out of a bread bowl you know. what I'm saying it's [ __ ] Baltimore. wow bro yeah Baltimore is a it's a dark. even the crabs will be [ __ ] [ __ ]. walking up there bro you'll see them. [ __ ] roll out the beach man you're. stupid nah dude it's good look man I. don't get to be around a lot of black. folks I'm happy that you're here man I. figured that's why I wanted to do the. episode I I told you I was looking and I.

just couldn't find any black you known. Black Talent being interviewed by I. guess I'll be the. uh guess I'll be the first guy to do so. yeah bro thank you man thank you bro um. what's going on man uh working on this. tour man getting ready for this tour and. yeah so tell me about that so are you. doing stand up on it or what's it like. I've seen some clips but what is it like. and is that hard on you when you go out. there yeah I think it's a lot of. pressure a lot of people want to know if. I'm going do stand up a lot of people.

you know the ogs I've talked to I don't. know if I'm going do stand up uh just. giving the fans what they want man when. they come on this tour they gonna see I. haven't given out too much of what I'mma. do on this tour yeah that's why even. when when we be very interesting when we. spoke about it it was kind of it's a. comedy show though it's not like a. [ __ ] right and so who else is on the. tour with you I know you got huge names. H uh yeah no no no we don't we didn't. want put too many big names it's just me. um we have an opener but it's undecided. right now so we're in like the process. of seeing it's definitely a comedian. that will do stand up uh as an opener.

but we seeing right now it's just going. to be uh it's going to be a great show. man and I and I'm super excited I have. like all the emotions like I'm excited. you know nervous uh [ __ ] you know. going through it every night in my head. thinking about what this [ __ ] looks like. you know this is my first Tour by myself. other tours I've gone on I've opened up. for other people you know so oh maybe. that's what I was looking I knew you. were doing your own but I think I saw. something you were working with some you. were doing with I don't know if it was. music. right was there one you were doing uh I.

opened up on jcole and um Chris Brown's. tour before yeah so did that feel kind. of hard cuz you walk I mean you're. walking out there there's 20,000 people. out there you know whatever you know a. lot of a lot of I was surprised a lot of. the people love me like they I was going. out there like no material just you know. [ __ ] with the crowd and going out. there just improv [ __ ] with the crowd. I think it was it was a great experience. but um yeah now it's time for me to show. my talent off to my fans cuz I've been. doing this for like six years and I.

haven't done anything for my fans like. I've done some meet and greas and stuff. but nothing to entertain my own fans. that I I built up to this point you know. so yeah yeah Dang d same with you man. you know we we went on the trip to. Louisiana you were telling me about how. you you only like to do you know small. shows and if you were able to do big. shows that you probably wouldn't even do. it yeah I mean and I don't know why you. said that that kind of threw me off what. was the reason why cuz I like to know. that the guy like I like to almost be. able to see the guy in the back of the.

room so I can get an idea if he's having. a good time or not I feel like if you. get above like third like 3,000 in a. place you can't really tell yeah if that. guy in the back like so I would rather. do like four if I could sell like in. Baton R we sold I mean I think we sold. like 8,000 tickets so you do it you just. don't enjoy the big big big ones right. because it feels like uh I don't know. for some reason I think I feel like a. little bit selfish about I don't know I. feel like I want to give him a better. show you want the people in the back to.

enjoy it just like the [ __ ] up. here yeah ah I get it I get it yeah so. and I think like if and if you don't. have screens and stuff like then in a. smaller venue you don't have really have. to have screens so then I don't know I. always feel like it's a little bit of a. disconnect if somebody's watching on a. screen I don't know same I actually uh. requested screens on this tour that I'm. doing because it's theater so I. requested screens to be on both sides. maybe even in the middle just so they. can see my facial expression yeah cuz. that all that matters with the jokes so. I get what you're saying are they are.

are you doing pretty big places yeah. well theaters it'll be like about 7K. yeah you need screens for that yeah for. sure I I I haven't even seen how big. that is yet I haven't you know done. [ __ ] feels big man yeah yeah is are. you going to have other you said. Somebody's GNA open up for you you're. GNA have oh yeah so right now we're. looking at two different comedians I. didn't I didn't want to get anybody you. know that doesn't fit. like you know the genre of my type of. Comedy so it was kind of we're peculiar. it's kind of peculiar of what we're.

looking for here I mean nobody's me but. you know I'm try to figure out what my. fans enjoy yeah the type of Comedy so we. looking at two cats right now man dang. cuz you going to make them really go at. it yeah yeah we might bring both of them. on so we'll see we'll see damn it's. gonna be exciting though [ __ ] demon. home. baby what you know about that man you. watch I watch that video so many times I. cannot that's like that's like a video. for the Black Culture I didn't know why. watch that.

video home free home free home free go. no no they r that little Ray man this. a what the [ __ ] that that little r i. love you boy hey got big as [ __ ] manold. on the field yeah hey demon home too. [ __ ] you know why people be tuned in to. something little r no that's L Ray oh.

bro [ __ ] up wait what do you have any. people that have gone to jail before did. you relate to that video yeah I just. love when people I mean everybody I. think loves seeing black people get out. of jail what the. [ __ ] what that's true that's true but we. shouldn't even have been in that in the. first place let's spread that message. [ __ ] I mean that's they got a lot of. opinions on that but just saying I think. if a brother gets out of jail. everybody's like [ __ ] you know let's. get it bro. it's like a real even the whole.

neighborhood welcomes him. home some people actually live on that. even longer than they should like some. people act like they just got out months. after they oh really damn just living in. the [ __ ] which is stupid they put bars. in their bedroom sitting by the window. like that n institutionalizing is is is. a real thing man like I even did a video. on that I don't know if you saw that. like uh I know some people I have I have. a friend his brother's institutionalize.

and he literally his brother literally. wakes up and like it feels like he's. still in prison like wakes up at like. 500 a.m. has his [ __ ]. toothbrush uh shoes everything put out. but not even in the bathroom like. literally in the weirdest places like. right next to the bed yeah or like. folded up like the every every white. shirt is color coordinated rolled up. next to it's a it's a it's it's a real. thing like and they waking up at the. time that they would be waking up in. prison damn and like just waking up.

doing [ __ ] ironing just cleaning [ __ ]. like very they're always very clean. though institutionalized people they. always very like are they are they good. are they is it like a if you see an. institutionalized dude is it a little. bit scary or yeah not it's it's they're. cool but. they they literally are like I don't. know how to explain it man like they. they like their stuff is they stuff. don't [ __ ] with they stuff like the. smallest thing could be this could be. his [ __ ] yeah and this might be looked.

at like a million [ __ ] dollars to him. you know I'm saying well bite your hand. off of this [ __ ] you know what I'm. saying like really like it's that's how. it is with institutionalized family and. he'll have like a little F he'll have. like he carved his family out of like a. Saltine cracker or something they'll. have that bit propped up by the bed but. it's little [ __ ] like that like it's. just it's weird bro like I don't you. know but I always thought [ __ ] like that. was funny because dude yeah when demon. came home bro yeah man God damn bro home.

[ __ ] oh and then he dropped his [ __ ]. bro because it's I think it's so crazy. how they make those videos when people. get out and the first thing they do is. put them on [ __ ] video bro and a lot. of them have had like years to think up. a couple bars or something and they say. the [ __ ] dumbest [ __ ] off you know. I'm going to kill everybody some dude. said I was like dang. bro so but fre Freedom boys though man. free the real ones yeah dude I think. it's it's uh yeah I don't know I guess.

they yeah I guess it's I don't know as. many folks that have gone to prison. really you know I mean I would I guess I. would like to know more of them yeah you. know where you from again I'm from. Louisiana oh well you should [ __ ] you. should know some we had some depend on. what part though yeah I'm from like uh. just north of New Orleans about an hour. so it was just like a black and white. area yeah what do we have country it was. on some country [ __ ] no it wasn't. redneck it was just like kind of poor oh.

damn poor my area was like poor white. and poor black and then they had like uh. some wealthier people but they wasn't. that wealthy they just seem wealthy you. know like they had a [ __ ] garage you. know you know so the people around you. nobody was really really wealthy oh no. bro no no no dude they had it was. [ __ ] you said the garage would be. like yeah like we had a bus driver dude. he picked us up one day and he even take. us to [ __ ] school bro this dude. Milford he just drove us around and.

about 30 minutes into it we're like [ __ ]. we ain't even going to school bro we. just on taking youall to do something. weird that's what he about no he was. just driving I think he was trying to. stay away from his wife really and uh I. think he why not just take y'all to. school and then he drive himself I. wasn't ONN his mind man he had different. [ __ ] on his mind and look his name is. Milford his name is Milford bro sound. Milford [ __ ] and he had uh a mixed child. he had a mixed child named Boogie and. cuz he would but pretended like it was. him and his white wife's child but it.

was they had a black lady named Tilly. that sweeped out his school bus no no. hold hold up hold hold the [ __ ] and they. had a child hold the whole story a black. n black lady named Tilly yeah Tilly t i. l l y that's some [ __ ] back in. slave mild Tilly and who B boofer no mil. no no no Milford Tilly and what was the. what was the [ __ ] name the little [ __ ]. boogie boogie look at you I got.

you but bro the crazy [ __ ] was he tried. to tell everybody it was him and his. wife's child right cuz he didn't want. nobody know that he'd been messing. around you know and uh so they would. dress him up in Western [ __ ] to make him. look whiter they would make him wear. like boots and like a little cowboy hat. and uh and so he would look like as. white as possible you know and so they. always had him like he would always just. kind of you know just doing like all of. this little just throw off a little bit. yeah I guess he was bro but it was just.

interesting you know it was just kind of. different times man he was able yeah you. you from a different time where they. could do that type of stuff yeah I don't. know yeah I guess they were I mean there. wasn't no slavery going on it was just. who the hell said that I'm not saying. that I'm not saying those times saying. no it was yeah yeah no no I'm saying. like times where like kids weren't. really giving a [ __ ] about it around the. time oh yeah kids weren't yeah it was. just. it was all type of [ __ ] going on with.

yeah but now it's like you can't even. spank your kids man yeah now days K I. mean I feel like yeah when I was young. everybody was getting molested or. [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] was just like d. Miss deep and uh nowadays I feel like a. kid wouldn't even notice if you molested. them they so busy on the Kindle you know. wow. yeah so busy on the Kindle I mean on the. screen it's like. book reading [ __ ] yeah you can't even.

get a kid attention so busy on the. console that's that's dark man is it I. don't know that cheers all right cheers. man wow where do we go what else man. damn I don't know what you mean what. else y'all got me [ __ ] up we went down. a dark hole there y'all got me [ __ ] up. first slavery didn't that I didn't you. what are you doing man what are you. doing you said I was talking about.

spanking kids bro you said Tilly was you. went to molestation oh man I'm just. trying to make conversation bro how is. that a conversation starter I don't know. man my bad what the [ __ ] my bad that's. like the worst conversation starter ever. whatever. do kids do a lot of [ __ ] you're right. they're great man they're great you're. right that's like the worst thing that. could happen to a. kid other than murder.

like the worst [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] up man. y'all [ __ ] up this dude's sick and. they try to put it on y'all you hear him. I'm just saying y'all [ __ ] up man. yeah man that's it dude roses are red. violets are blue and our friends at. manscaped have a gift for you that's. right the leader in grooming has. revolutionized their men's hygiene game. once again with the new beard hedger Pro. kit woo this cordless trimmer has a.

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taxed us bro he did I thought he was. gonna do it just on some like some black. love [ __ ] you know some Brotherhood [ __ ]. but N I think how much he tried to uh. get us to pay him so how much boo he. tried to get us to pay him I know how. much oh y'all paid. him 20 20,000 damn yeah 20,000 how much. y'all paid him huh yall pay I don't know. dang we ain't pay him 20,000 yeah no he. tried us why W did y'all think about it.

for sure cuz you know he's he's a great. guy to have on we we were doing uh a. blond dating show around that time so we. were bringing on celebrities and like. doing blond dating bringing on like. girls you know yeah but nobody else. charged us except for him and I was like. he would be a great person on the show. yeah man but I I I salute him CU you. know you got you got to get your money. man yeah and he does everything I think. individual everything in his world seems. kind of cart like he doesn't like the he. doesn't trust the big system you know I.

think he does everything like literally. even his movies he does all that by. himself in cash you know he he don't. what's the wildest product you've seen. somebody have man because [ __ ] I think. some people have some wild products and. and product you mean like owning yeah. like something like booy has his chips. and that's great right Master PE has a. chip got the chips I'm trying to think. of something that money back yo just. started his own water M yeah would you. buy money back your.

water that's hard for you because it's a. black guy owning water no I've drink. water at a black kid's house [ __ ] off uh. I didn't have a lot yeah but I [ __ ] had. someo yeah I know uh [ __ ] um who who got. another company that that is owned man. who owns who owns a company right now um. what about a cologne or something I feel. like they'd have something like that I. would I would defin get into that for. real cuz I like you smelled the cologne.

I had on when I came in there um I don't. know you guys smelled good yeah I feel. like you're so full of [ __ ] really yeah. n you guys smelled good man for real. yeah what do we smell like when we walk. in honestly I usually think it's like a. lot of. deodorant. wow bro my yeah now black people do wear. a lot of deodorant love deodorant you'll. see somebody start at theist you'll see. a [ __ ] start at the wrist bro. put that [ __ ] on. somebody put that [ __ ] on so slow like.

damn oh my God somebody put just [ __ ]. put that man I was just asking because. you know we actually did indulge in. deodorant before we got here oh yeah bro. yeah um and drei would be a great name. for a cologne dusi or drewke oh yeah. that's classic drewke Drew yeah n i i. that's something to think about for real. I I would love to do some [ __ ] like that. man what what would you do if you wanted. to start your own company I don't know I.

think I would do. something you want do like skateboarding. or some [ __ ] dude I'm not good at that. skateboarding's hard yeah I don't like. that kind of stuff like being like out. of control I think I would do like a uh. maybe a graham cracker or. something that fits you more low key I. love them [ __ ] though yeah yeah yeah. you'll tear up some gram crackers I. noticed that when we was in Louisiana oh. yeah yeah that's the F yeah I get know a. [ __ ] thing of graham crackers boy.

I'll lay on your [ __ ] bed eat them. [ __ ] son I. care lying I don't care you ain't lying. I felt that dude that what you think we. went to Louisiana we went to the LSU. game uh this a couple months back yeah. man and uh what you think compared to. some other college like football. experience that you'd been on that. you've been to oh man they had the. [ __ ] talk L you got them they did man. you talking about they did you I saw. some of them man know you ain't see you. took something down no I don't think I.

did you took something down go ahead. show the show the uh show the one he. took down show it on. camera I don't yeah I'mma send you the. picture he took down something damn if I. did I didn't remember it cuz they gave. me my jersey look bad you talking to. that blonde girl at that little. Afterparty man I was the bad the bad the. baddest one I was in. there that's good news for me man I. don't know if you hit though I I still. don't thought you took it down I didn't. man yeah dude what I just got broke I.

just had a girl dump me actually for. real yeah what happened she just said. she. just she said she wanted she didn't see. where things could go like she wasn't. looking for any kind of exclusiveness. childish type [ __ ] she saying You. childish and all that oh I thought I was. doing a good job with her yeah but she. said she didn't want any type of. exclusiv you told me you like taking. [ __ ] on walks and [ __ ] though oh yeah. [ __ ] is into that though I think so. man because I feel like you it depends. on the type though depend on what type.

of girl what type what what's your type. I don't know I think probably tall. volleyball. maybe likes being. indoors likes being outdoors yeah you. know likes uh might have a pet might not. I don't want somebody with two pets. honestly bro you know feel that two pets. is too much cuz you GNA start smelling. like the pet I [ __ ] with this girl uh. it's actually a white girl she always. smell like her dog bro she owns [ __ ]. uh this [ __ ] uh like a like a like a.

bulldog and it's not a bad smell cuz she. put perfume on and [ __ ] but you always. going to smell that [ __ ] cup yeah. yeah it's it's it's a it's like a dog. smell you know yeah like like a wet dog. type smell yeah yeah but people always. say that white people smell like wet. dogs is that an old myth is that true. she might not even have a. dog damn. bro that [ __ ]. might could name the dog cuz I don't. know if she has a dog but she does.

always smell wet she smells smells damp. like she always has like a damp smell I. don't know but it's like a smell she. gives off every time she smell like. Seattle. huh damn 247 but she sprays [ __ ] on but. just never get rid of that you know yeah. yeah I'm trying to think man uh yeah I. think I I uh I don't know what kind I. guess I like I don't know I I. like you ever dated a black girl I went.

home with one black girl one time what. how'd that go this bik girl was wild she. had like a uh I like how you said this. yeah well she was it go ahead go ahead. explain the story try I we go again I I. want to hear the story though I want to. hear the story she had a kind of a. mirror on her ceiling but it wasn't like. a it was like one of those mirrors they. have like a bus stop where it's like. reflective metal oh yeah yeah yeah the. [ __ ] it it like pans around yeah so she. had that [ __ ] on the ceiling dude and I.

was re I was [ __ ] nervous bro the one. that that like the like the mirr can. twist around and you could if you look. in right here you can see it around the. other way yeah a little bit on the yeah. yeah so was like a oval yeah she had. that thing up on the ceiling man and I. and uh in the corner of the room she had. like one of those coat of arms like you. would see from like the night times or. whatever you know I think she was like. one of those Renaissance Fair sisters. you know and uh. and she [ __ ] had yeah they had like.

axes on the w i mean that [ __ ] she was. white you know so she was like as white. as you could get black girl I trying to. say this don't sound like a black girl. bro I swear she L though that's lit so I. was ready you know I was [ __ ] fired. up and I remember [ __ ] doing like. this right when I got over there and um. I was excited but I would date a black. girl man I think uh I definitely feel. more open to it when I was young I think. black girls were a lot more intimidated. because they seemed a lot more like.

confident and very confident are they. yes very confident very man and they. know what they know what they want they. straight up with you like don't bring. that little dick over here oh damn they. want that big ass dick they want big. dick they want you to throw that dick. over your shoulder like a belt yeah what. I'm being honest like a dead fox like a. [ __ ] rope man like you know like but. that can be intimidating which I get I. understand it yeah I got that kind of I. got a good upper medium dick man I got.

uh upper medium is I got that candy corn. I [ __ ] built like a candy corn pull up a. candy corn. Zach why are we P up bro I'm going to. get you up on game it start it start big. go down smaller no no no it's the. opposite that's exactly how it's shaped. just like that candy corn come on get me. a candy corn man yeah click that one. just damn okay like that baby yeah all. right so like my [ __ ] shaped like the. piece that lands back on Earth after the.

shuttle goes up you know what I'm saying. bro does that work out good though like. because you know some girls you know. some girls enjoy different different. [ __ ] man you know that's that's a whole. thing you know yeah yeah well at Le the. good thing about I think well one one. bet that that's a Chad you know that's a. Chad no my but my mine is is it's. there's some there's a second story to.

it my [ __ ] ain't no okay I got a CH oh. you do yeah oh dang boy but now Chads. are actually coming handy yeah Chads you. know they're big they the the length. ain't there right the link ain't there. but girth girth like a birthday cake huh. yeah like a birthday cake short and. Stumpy but you know that you know some. girls they like that [ __ ] you know yeah. like a big butt like.

birthday cake is a great description of. a. CH a [ __ ] CH. wow I feel like there's so much pressure. for black guys though cuz you have to. show up with a big wi oh man dog you you. have no [ __ ] Choice you're black. throw that [ __ ] around your shoulder. put that [ __ ] on the arm bro make it a. brief man yeah [ __ ] but isn't that is. that pressure in the black community. that you as a male you have to cuz if.

and if you don't have it what do you do. then you got hey Motion in the ocean. that's what I always tell people man you. know don't worry about it bro because at. the end of the day you gotta you gotta. satisfy in some type of way yeah you. gotta satisfy sometime so the hips is a. is a real thing I know you y'all white. people probably don't and I used to. using their hips and [ __ ] y'all like to. Ram [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] y'all put your'. whole fist in a [ __ ] vagina you know. what I'm saying y'all do I watch the. [ __ ] porn you guys are nuts but like. yeah man just just Cruise your way in it.

just start using your hips more lately. like for real Smo operator you feel me. start getting in that thing man yeah I. think and I feel I feel like you don't. you don't give off The Vibes you be. getting in it like that I just beat on. the door like [ __ ] y'all do it till. it [ __ ] bleeds like just just be. smooth man use your hips use those. [ __ ] hips man I'm G try more next. time yeah for sure I got to get yeah I. just I got to get I got to I got to have. a different attitude I think my attitude. sometimes when I get involved in sex is.

like all right guys we got it's like it. always feels like it's fourth down I get. nervous yeah yeah so my [ __ ] I start on. Fourth [ __ ] down everybody going deep. Bro everybody [ __ ] you know I'm. saying Terry down there somewhere cuz. I'm [ __ ] throwing that [ __ ] down. there so it's not long you just go you. don't have a long duration of time when. you start man it just happen you're. already in fourth quarter when it starts. we got one play dog and we [ __ ] going.

deep That's it man so I got it yeah I. think I got to try a little bit better I. think that so that's definitely one. thing that's intimidating about black. guys is there's definitely a uh there's. definitely a thing that it seemed like. they have they're going to be better at. sex you know so then you got to feel. like what can I do now yeah you know. yeah yeah but you know that just come. with it man you know we we but that's. probably got to be a lot of pressure. though yeah is are the black guys that. are not good at sex uh it's got to be.

bro you know uh there's there's girls. out there that talk about dudes that got. [ __ ] huge [ __ ] that can't do [ __ ]. with it you know what I'm saying they're. just [ __ ] loading it up in there just. like just feeding it in there yeah yeah. they're hurting them you know so it. depends on how you use it that's why I'm. I'm a big Motion in the ocean guy yeah. I'm big on that I'm big on that yeah I. like to preach that you like mellin out. there huh like this hard to. Star yeah you [ __ ] move the. s you out there.

dog so they already know what I'm coming. with when I start preaching that. [ __ ] the second you put on that. captain's hat they know bro they're like. put on the hat you're like H yeah yeah. I'm telling you man n but you know yeah. at the end of the day bro being black is. is is a great thing man and I that's. what I wanted to come on to this podcast. and talk about thanks man yeah you think. I could do it do what be black yeah in a. future do I have what it takes or not.

[ __ ] no but I tell you what man come on. bro you've done some great things in. life but [ __ ] no but look man you know. you've got you got hope man like I said. Motion in the ocean uh all that pounding. [ __ ] cut it out right yeah just yeah. it's hard for me to relax man when I get. in there you know yeah so I get in there. um. I always envied about black people is. that they have like the best Origins to.

like they have the [ __ ] you know what. I'm talking about like they have the. [ __ ] like you get a [ __ ] reason. made from the bottom yeah like you get a. [ __ ] re when you wake up you have a. reason in you yeah that's one thing I. always was like real envious of you. always wanted that like coming from the. mud coming out the gutter yeah cuz I was. in I was in the [ __ ] gutter but I. didn't but ain't nobody respect you. because they like yeah come on right. yeah you're the wrong color in the. gutter yeah yeah yeah even though you. could be but it's like dog n [ __ ] out of.

here yeah cuz I I always I always really. really I think yeah that's why I mean I. think it's I don't know it's like yeah. when I you know I used to like be in. like a little like you know I used to. hang with the black guys and being like. a little gang it was like a shitty gang. but no way what was the name of y' gang. I was in the gang too it was just called. it was uh it was called it was the same. as like um uh NFL it was called n NL and. uh I know that end stood for [ __ ] I.

don't know you. sure you were in. it I'd have to look back and. see no I was in the gang. um cuz it was like but our [ __ ] was. petty though our [ __ ] was petty our [ __ ]. was petty too yeah it was some [ __ ]. like for real for real like we had. bicycles yeah man we was in some [ __ ]. called cashing ass CNA oh damn yeah so. CNA you now you're the president hey man. I'm telling you bro it was a real thing. cashing ass but like we would go places.

and like throw it up and be like CNA. damn it was a real thing but we was. [ __ ] as [ __ ] like I remember we had uh. you remember the relay uh Relay for Life. [ __ ] yeah in middle school they make us. go around the track and everybody got to. go outside and go around the track and. walk Relay for Life so on my space at. the time everybody got online was like. we going to [ __ ] CNA up and we was like. we going to [ __ ] whatever the other gang. was up and we can't wait to see y'all. went to the track and walked around the.

[ __ ] and we and parallel we just kept. walking G we. never we were [ __ ] as [ __ ] neither one. of the gangs never never so imagine. walking like thugs through the whole. [ __ ] we keep looking at each other from. across the track we just like that like. we gonna [ __ ] they ass never we just. never we never ran into each other every. everybody went inside everybody got. relay for [ __ ] life shirs [ __ ] as.

[ __ ] the whole school is [ __ ] as [ __ ]. like what the [ __ ] are we doing we we we. were going to fight out here like what. the hell are we doing we didn't even get. close to each other just stupid bro. everybody [ __ ] damn stupid [ __ ] man. yeah that was a kind of the S I think we. had bicycles I remember and we had. sandwiches and [ __ ] we were shitty we. weren't like anything real heavy you. know but it was I missed those days man. I miss that you that y' sound a [ __ ] as. [ __ ] yeah.

bices y'all was bad ass huh y'all were. doing it. D who was cooking the sandwiches whose. mom made that somebody this kid Devon's. mom but little Kenji had him a [ __ ]. Bulldog this kid Kenji he had a bulldog. all the time yeah it was fun man yeah we. had a good time our time was fun because. everybody kind of would go know each. other you know and some we to go to the. black church and that [ __ ] God hey.

man I didn't even grow up in a black. church but I I know about it because of. my friends man I know about it though. because of my friends for real the Lord. will [ __ ] get you in that [ __ ] you. ever caught the Holy Ghost in that bro I. had that dude that thing chasing your. ass in oh you [ __ ]. bro the holy goost climb out of my. [ __ ] dick son that thing was in me. bro damn do it Chas your ass of that. [ __ ] uhhuh I see you'll see.

Pastors in these black churches they'll. push you down if you don't go down if. they wave and [ __ ] oh they'll push you. the [ __ ] down you gonna get down in that. black church you gonna get down they be. they be damned you trying to stay if. they say that Holy Ghost hit you [ __ ]. it's gonna hit you and if it ain't I'm. GNA hit you I'm telling you they don't. play that [ __ ] yeah man that [ __ ] yeah. BR we went to Greater Starlight Baptist. Church bro and somebody they always said. somebody was dead in the front bro I. don't know if they were or not but damn.

people running up there putting. everything in that [ __ ] bro yeah that. [ __ ] is real man God that was powerful. man so y'all were y'all were catholic um. I think we were we were like uh Baptist. or something six Baptist or something. I'm talking about like your family my. family was just like six Baptist I think. we were out there okay like your mom and. all them no my mom my dad was kind of. religious my mom wasn't real she wasn't. real religious she used to deliver. newspapers all the time so I get out. there on the route with her damn and uh.

that rough it was hectic man you know. not hectic that [ __ ] rough but she had. that [ __ ] arm on her that [ __ ]. slanger bro [ __ ] I know she had that. [ __ ] she had that [ __ ] on her yeah that. [ __ ] would get out cuz you know how'd. she end up with that job like that's. such a hell of a job to get I don't know. my mom like to work she like to work she. was real smart but she just liked to. like she enjoyed hard working yes she. enjoyed hard labor la yeah and I. remember she got we were all excited she. got a Dodge Neon one time that car you.

remember it or no pull it up Dodge Neon. Zach I have no [ __ ] clue but I do. damn he had that [ __ ] ready yeah he did. he did good there oh [ __ ] oh cuz when we. had that [ __ ] we would me and my. brother go sleep in that [ __ ] at night. why it was nice bro why I it's crazy. that you mentioned that she enjoys hard. labor I got a I got a buddy that enjoys. hard labor like he he he believes you. know he he in like like in his mind like.

he wouldn't want like I'll ask him I'll. be like yo would you rather win the. lottery or work at the the factory he's. like yo I work at the factory for real. he said even if I even if I make it I'm. always work at the factory wow and I was. like damn that's deep you know that you. got to really that got to be in your. heart to enjoy hard labor you know what. I'm saying yeah yeah which is nothing. wrong with it you know what I'm saying. I'm not saying that at all I think is. just to enjoy it yeah yeah yeah I think.

it does something too people that do. those types of jobs I think you just. feel like you've made something day you. created something that feels good you. got to respect them though cuz [ __ ] we. need them just as bad as they need us oh. yeah yeah um your you put your family. like in a lot of your videos you know I. see your grandmother and stuff in your. videos I think a lot that's hilarious. y'all look really similar yeah man um. she's cuter yeah yeah what you trying to. say man I'm saying she seemed like a. great woman yeah she is. um is your was your whole family funny. where do your kind of where do you feel.

like your man your ability to be brave. kind of with humor you know where do you. where where did any of it come from man. it's crazy you say that I believe my. whole family is hilarious man even from. like like my granddad was like a. jokester like he'll go and like he was. like a a he was big on pranking people. like that he didn't know in like real. life he go to the store or something my. Grandma she's like a big raser but she. only roasts like family members and [ __ ]. like she'll talk [ __ ] uh my mom she's.

like an actress like she always like. does [ __ ] where she's walking around in. like character [ __ ] around uh my dad. he's just a [ __ ] [ __ ] but. he but he but he's very funny because. he's a dick you know what I'm saying. like hey [ __ ] yeah he's a piece. of [ __ ] but you know but uh yeah like. you know like my whole family like even. for my brother my sister every everybody. has their own type of. like comedy but it all comes together.

like ever since I was younger like. everybody supported you know me being. funny and [ __ ] so do you feel like does. it get weird in the funny game where. people are like kind of more Cutthroat. or people like share more do have you. found like did you ever like get scared. at first when you were popping off that. things would get like oh [ __ ] I got to. like keep this close I don't know what. to do here have you ever had any trouble. kind of navigating that kind of stuff he. saying like speaking on certain topics. or just know like even like share like.

you know bringing people up you know. getting somebody else on board like. sharing other people's Talent like um. just cuz sometimes there like even in in. my career too much for them is what. you're saying no there's times where. I've been like [ __ ] I got things are. going well for me yeah uh I'm scared to. share cuz will that [ __ ] me you know I. just get you know when the truth ends up. being usually that it's like the more. people I bring in into my own world the. better it helps everybody but I don't. know it's just whenever you get busy and. and I haven't felt that yet but I I know.

exactly what you're talking about when. your career starts to get busy you know. I feel like different things kind of. come in your head like how do I keep. this going what did I do to make this. happen is this going to disappear very. true you know you're right though that. is always a fear in the back of your. head though yeah but I think the fear is. a good thing because it it actually. fuels you to keep keep going because. that fear of like falling off that. shit'll have you going for forever bro I. swear because you'll just think keep. thinking down that dark hole of like. what could happen and this could happen.

so yeah just a fear of that hell yeah. that [ __ ] keep be motivated you get. scared to do [ __ ] no I don't know about. that but you don't oh just saying yeah. yeah I'm pretty Fearless but know if you. get in that spiral if you get in that. space where I'm like I'm scared then you. operate from scared yeah you can't get. down that hole though um what else was I. going to talk to you about what else oh. we tried to have mystical on but he got. ended up he went to jail yeah mystical. are you [ __ ] kidding me they replaced. me with mystical.

we they brought me in a replacement a. mystical mystical drwy we wanted. somebody that that that name sounded. like a. wizard that's crazy no mystical dog I. haven't even seen him in a long can we. pull up recent mystical pictures get up. mystical man gez God damn I love. mystical I haven't seen mystical in a. long. time those are old pictures of them you. keep PP me against the wall yeah n he's. a legend.

though where's he at now can we get a he. looks healthy though man that look if. that's recent yeah I don't think he'd be. wearing bandanas okay that's 2003 2004 I. hope he's doing well oh I don't know. that wall behind. him anybody with a white brick wall I'm. just saying bro that. [ __ ] that school wall behind School. wall bro [ __ ] bro that's a. [ __ ] right there he might be in. the [ __ ] library of the [ __ ] in a. program that's a program wall right.

there that's definitely a program nobody. flexes a white brick wall that's a. program he's in a program right there. for sure where's he at Zach can you get. some news on him let's well yeah we've. talked about this before but he's facing. charges right now he could do life in. prison cuz he uh are you serious yeah he. was uh messing around with underage. girls I think oh W man yeah he. definitely he in one of them programs. for sure all mystical New Orleans born. rapper first degree oh come on man I. don't know if that's real.

gez that could be a fake. site I saw him at a car wash one time. are you serious yeah bro I was so. excited what' he have going on well he. was just um I want to say it was a. Mercedes oh he was a Mercedes probably. about 10 years some of those some of. those old cats they it goes one or two. ways man really they go to living. regular life or they continue to keep. the life going you just never know how. they really living you you know some. people make more than others people not. getting those back in checks no more I.

know huh sad but no that's good to hear. that he was was in a Mercedes yeah it. was like when they had that guy from The. Cosby Show that didn't make you know. they put him out a few years ago. somebody was putting him on blast that. he wasn't making any he was working at. like a grocery store oh yeah I seen that. made they put all over Twitter it was. [ __ ] up though yeah cuz it was like. bro why are y'all embarrassing this dude. of where and why doesn't that why isn't. that why is that a bad thing though that. he's working you know what I'm saying. they making it seem like this is the. worst in the world agree. and why doesn't he have any extra money. that dude if I know him from my whole.

childhood he should have some sort of. stake in what he was a part of yeah you. know Jeffrey Owens yeah that business. it's just such a dangerous business man. I think it's gotten better yeah because. people fight for more like rights to own. things and stuff but dang dude for like. a lot of it it was like the people owned. everything telling you that's crazy huh. seriously though dud set the people yeah. they they definitely owning everything. for sure you got you got to own your own. stuff man you got your own production.

company and all that yeah yeah that's. good yeah like you know your own like. corporations and all that stuff yeah. yeah yeah same same be smart don't start. kick the habit put it out before it puts. you out all phrases we've heard a. hundred times yet we still continue to. have bad habits our sponsor fume is on a. mission to celebrate Humanities break up. from the bad habits that consume far too.

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you use in business and stuff like that. do you just rely mostly with your agents. how do you work on that kind of stuff uh. you know I don't I mean the agents are. only going to help but so much you know. they're there for like to fall back on. but honestly you got to get out here and. network man you gotta you got to meet. these people these people and build good. relationships with them for real because. they ain't nobody looking to help you. ain't nobody just going to give it to. you you know and your agents are there. to like help from that like they'll see. you doing some [ __ ] and maybe they could. put the pieces together behind the.

scenes that are already working. somewhere else but they can also get you. opportunities but if you want the agents. to work best for you always try to. figure out [ __ ] on your own while. they're working on the side on some [ __ ]. yeah for real I I've seen that work best. for me with you know just with. commercial work and stuff just building. good relationships with with people bro. for real do you have like mentors that. you talk to about stuff or is it kind of. just. general I think I have good friends that. are like famous that I don't. like I won't even like post.

conversations or nothing you know like. honestly where I've had conversations. with some of the biggest people about. like [ __ ] that I may go through or what. I'm what I may look forward to seeing. soon yeah it's some people out there. that that I look up to that have helped. up for sure hell yeah yeah man so many. people love you yeah yeah yeah that's. crazy thankful for real yeah bro. remember when y'all got lost at the LSU.

and y'all went out there and we were. praying for y'all they left Darius they. left they left Darius bro yeah the PJ. took out without them you didn't give a. [ __ ] you had your feet up just like that. on the back of the. P you said yo man where's that black guy. y'all were with that tall black guy he. like I don't give a [ __ ] you popping. peanuts in the back of the [ __ ] [ __ ]. he didn't give a [ __ ] bro was me yeah. you didn't give a [ __ ] you didn't. remember his name like yo that tall.

black guy you were with man he didn't. get on the PJ with us [ __ ] out of here. dog piece of [ __ ] bro that wasn't me bro. that was a good time though can't lie. that was a great time and that's they. they treated us well we pulled up at LS. sh man they had jerseys for us we went. to the casino we lost [ __ ] every. dollar we. lost bro you got about quick you dip. well cuz I was [ __ ] losing so much I. was so sad I said I I'm either steal or.

I'mma [ __ ] leave you're not a big. gambling God huh I don't like to risk it. bro yeah yeah I don't like to risk it. bro if I make that dollar you got you. got to take risk to make that money. though man we lost like. $90,000 bro. okay maybe I'm not the best financial. guy to be talking well I'm just saying. man at that point. at that point it's getting. stupid let's let's be financially smart.

about that's H&R black at that point dog. I'm. [ __ ] taking that advice n it got. stupid it got stupid bro we got to roll. again I said I'm [ __ ] rolling out. this [ __ ] these dice could [ __ ] stay. by themselves cuz man bro damn bro nah. we that's that's some new [ __ ] that. we've been getting into we actually. enjoy playing bakarat oh y do bakarat is. like a bad addiction for me and the Gang. right now like bro everybody is on it. like we literally done take me through. the gang man I want people to know your.

gang is cuz this is one thing that. really was I thought not say gang cuz. [ __ ] they handing out Rico like no. tomorrow group of positive young men. yeah group of positive young men. yeah but this is one thing that was. really awesome about meeting you first. of all I didn't know you was going to be. there and they pull up and they open up. the Sprinter and Drew he's right there. just sitting there looking at you yeah. and he was there and I think he was like. sleeping or awake or just chill cuz it. had been a long day yeah yeah and I'm. like oh [ __ ] and it was dark in there.

remember and I had to get in there and I. like oh [ __ ] you had no clue what was. going on oh bro and then I get in the. back and there's even more like kind of. hidden Brothers in the back oh damn. BR they had [ __ ] a brother on top of. a brother it's a Brotherhood in there. was bro one dude opened his mouth and. another brother pop what up so it was. brothered up doging the door Clos and I. just [ __ ] in the dark man. and uh but your friends bro they're. [ __ ] it's it's like being on a it's.

almost like being at on a SI it's like. you're watching a sitcom all the time. bro everybody's funny in their own way. for real for Realo honestly like. everybody has their own role and like. you know and and with employing them has. come even more funny ventures of what. everybody does and like just going on. trips and it's just it's amazing bro. like it's it's fun doing all this stuff. there great stuff with your friends. though for real for real and let's go. through them cuz first you got the young.

fella the little Blondie yeah and uh and. he's Jamaican right yeah the short one. yeah he's not Jamaican oh he isn't he's. African he's Liberian oh he's Liberian. damn bro solo he a damn liability I'll. say that you ain't lying you a. lying and do he'll doze off too yeah. yeah he'll doze off yeah you don't even. know bro Goldilocks asleep in your bed. on that [ __ ] do off.

bro you know what's so funny he's a big. sleeper bro like he's I know bro don't. leave him by a train track that. [ __ ] he'll [ __ ] catch the. first car coming bro that dude. [ __ ] yo but he never been to Baton. Rouge so bro and he was wearing all LS. he fishing hat he had a LSU thong on and. [ __ ] like he had a fish net with him he. had a [ __ ] like a pole with a net on. it I like dang bro he was so de excited.

to get there he was super excited then. you got his cousin who's chy Cino oh. yeah now quiet quiet but deadly you know. yeah chy you don't know he's got that uh. assassin yeah you don't know if he's you. know where kind of he if he was in like. a. uh if he' been in a center whatever yeah. yeah yeah yeah you know he seemed a. little bit he been in the program. somewhere yeah yeah he definitely got. some [ __ ] you know you can yeah he. got that bite to him you see him boy but. he quiet though but he got it to him.

though he he'll laugh with you but he. ain't too much ain't too much that gonna. be funny yeah like he might be haunted a. little yeah yeah yeah you know he got he. got demons that he deal with though you. know yeah [ __ ] from the pass man but. he's he's actually one of he's he's a. very funny guy behind behind solo he's. probably like second yeah and he dresses. also he'll dress like a ninja a lot of. times so he comes in damn [ __ ] that. dude bro a doag and [ __ ] D stock and cap. [ __ ] goggles bro he'll have on black.

uh [ __ ] ear plug [ __ ] black black. everything he always wearing black yeah. you never really see his face too much. man yeah man so he [ __ ] hidden bro. [ __ ] he hiding in. PL yeah yeah and then you got the big. dog big Darius man [ __ ] Darius [ __ ]. darus dog he a goofy you know we we. hired uh Darius at security at first oh. yeah I see we went to a party and he was. like [ __ ] nighing with girls across.

the club and I'm like yo like yo you're. supposed to be securing this [ __ ]. section over here and he's like on Molly. putting [ __ ] up his butt you know with. white girls and Sh Bottom Jeans all that. [ __ ] twerking and [ __ ] and like he's. just such a goooo like yo [ __ ] it we're. just gonna have this guy around as a. [ __ ] another comedian cuz he's a damn. goofy like why the hell do we think we. were going to hire him at security like. he's a nut bro you see he got left in. Louisiana like who the [ __ ] gets left on.

a trip in your hotel room and we get on. like d bro yeah man yeah he's awesome. man and we still got some other members. that you haven't met yeah they stay at. the house in uh in Atlanta so you got to. meet them too man. it's yeah whole team is. is yeah cuz it was fun man when I left. you guys I was like man I missed that. group that group yeah it was just like. what's we got to do that again we. definitely always a chance to laugh with. y'all like there's never a point where. you couldn't somebody's not ripping on.

somebody [ __ ] up [ __ ] totally bro yeah. yeah I agree damn that was really. perfect man man that that trip that trip. honestly we got to do that again. especially with Todd too Todd G oh yeah. yeah yeah hang Todd is wild man y'all. went uh a legend bro y'all went to the. National Championship yeah we went to. NCAA Championship with how was it it was. great uh Michael ruin was there he was. in like the section right next to us I. don't know Michael Rubin the billionaire. oh really yeah you know little baby said. I get all my advice from my gr uhuh you.

don't listen to little baby I don't yeah. that's why I'm on I will I will listen. yeah you take a peek at that but bring. him up a little baby let's see him you. you know uh Michael ruin had the uh the. allwhite party with all the celebrities. went out there and it was he had a huge. birthday. party I thought uh Puff Daddy had that. party oh this is a little baby you know. little baby nice guy yeah great guy. little baby yeah little baby yeah yeah. people love him yeah yeah a lot of. people love him for real people always. hear him and who shot what's her name.

who was that guy wait what who shot the. stallion you know what I'm talking about. Google it. Zachary who shot the stallion. yeah LZ baby hey let's get some AC going. in this. [ __ ] it's on full blast it's on come on. it's full blast we boiling in this [ __ ]. man we quit in a few minutes man [ __ ].

what about this kind of [ __ ] man do you. think what do you think when you love. like cuz you make a lot of videos online. what kind of videos do you watch online. do you watch cuz these are these are. folks let's play it up Zach these are. folks right here at IHOP that like to go. in bro something about syrup makes. people want to [ __ ] fight yeah this. is a fight at an ihob that we were. watching before you anything on Reddit. is literally not trusted yeah this could. be actors. bro damn no a man ispp. damn.

[Music]. damn oh my. God people still screaming. world one dude I. guess oh damn it takes forever to set. those tables too bro yeah dude that's. sad that's [ __ ] up I feel bad for. whoever did that [ __ ] here they flip. them [ __ ] upside down oh my. God damn. wi smack that you ever work anywhere. good yeah man I actually uh I worked at.

Red Lobster I worked at Outback Steak. House yeah yeah I worked at [ __ ]. Movie Tavern oh really what is it I was. I was uh Movie Tavern is like a uh like. you serve people at the movies I was I. was a food Runner there dang yeah I. hated that [ __ ] you did oh man it [ __ ]. sucked yeah man I [ __ ] hate it I used. to have to like make popcorn and [ __ ]. like. yeah man those those the good old days. though boys you know like [ __ ] we look.

back on and just be like thank God right. I ain't being at Movie Tavern yeah yeah. i' never been to no Movie Tavern no. Movie Tavern is good it's a great place. to go not a great place to work but yeah. yeah have you ever been to SeaWorld nah. no no never been H I know a lot of. people I actually watched the. documentary on SeaWorld what was it on. how they were um what's it called Zach. Blackfish. yeah yeah yeah what is it it was it's. about like how they wh in captivity yeah.

it's how they treat black fish dude. that's [ __ ] unreal bro is that what. it's. about yeah yeah the [ __ ] that is yeah. it's called blackfist damn bro you. see BR y'all can't even catch a break. under it's not just humans it's not just. humans yeah man D we going sh yeah we. going through this [ __ ] everywhere bro. yeah we can't catch a break man damn bro. yeah do but no honestly that it's it's a. great documentary though and I was.

watching it and it's like them whales. was [ __ ] those people up though. really so they fought back yeah the. whales was [ __ ] them I think it. killed it killed a good couple people. yeah man that [ __ ] that [ __ ] got deep it. got dark man damn bro they don't play. that [ __ ] yeah I don't know if I I mean. I never really had any issues with fish. or anything um or I I guess I mean I. have I don't know I've been deep sea. fishing I didn't really love it yeah but. I you know I like I wouldn't I would.

maybe go again I guess um but I don't. some some some Adventures like that. where it's a bunch of men out there yeah. and they all drink and it just like I. don't know if I you know I I always. wanted to go uh feed the [ __ ] pigs. and [ __ ] yeah out there in um wherever. that georia whever no what the [ __ ] no. like a a foreign country where they feed. the pigs in the water and [ __ ] oh damn. oh like Barbados or something yeah yeah. one of those one of those places yeah.

they be [ __ ] off I just went I was in. Mexico and I got to meet Whiz Khalifa. and I never met him before you ever met. him no he was cool we got to go horse if. I did I don't remember I don't I don't. think I met whz khif ever we got to go. horseback riding really yeah damn it was. fun man how is he as a person like he's. chill Nic dude his whole family was. there Sher Sherry and LT nah I didn't I. should have but I got hotest kind of. like just smelling him being around yeah. yeah I was [ __ ] yeah if he was in a.

room I'd [ __ ] stay by a vent you know. what I'm saying like come. on but uh yeah his sister was there. she's pretty um it was fun we had a good. time yeah we why'd you throw that. comment in on his you were just with his. whole family his sister was there she. would you think he would allow you to. date his sister I think he might allow. me for real yeah I think I was up he was. letting y'all flirt and stuff I don't we. weren't flirting I I mean I don't I mean. I don't think we were flirting I I I I I. I was also trying to just like be on a.

vacation where I was not doing nothing. yeah yeah yeah yeah and they were doing. a like a lot of activities so some days. I would not do the activities you dip. off to your own [ __ ] yeah what do you. think like do you want to make TV shows. I mean I know you're already making some. stuff but do you want to do like do you. see yourself having like a certain route. in your business do you just kind of. love where you're at and everything's. great that too I mean I'm I I'm at a. point where I love where I'm at and. everything is great but also I have so. much [ __ ] that I want to accomplish in. that I I literally battle with every. night in my mind of like why it's not.

done yet you know so yeah it's a lot of. [ __ ] I want to do like TV movies you. know uh this tour just to have under my. belt and just be like yo let's do more. of it you know and just to you know you. know sometimes you just got to I have to. remind myself to just live in the moment. remember that this is enjoy the process. but it's hard when you really have all. this stuff and your goals and [ __ ] and. you see the people you look up to have. already accomplished it and you're like. all right I just want to get there I. want to get there I want to get there so. I just had to remind myself just liveing.

a moment man so that's what I'm dealing. with right now but everything's great. you know I can't complain yeah taking. care of the whole family you know yeah. yeah so we trying to we trying to do. this [ __ ] for a long time was there. something nice that you bought for. yourself or for a family member when you. started to have some success. um I retired my mom gang baby yeah yeah. yeah um mom done huh yeah she's did she. pick up any new habits cuz some that's a. risk about retiring your mom bro next.

thing you know. expensive start doing [ __ ] they too late. they yeah they want to hang it's fairly. new it's fairly new right now like it's. only been like a month so we I haven't. seen nothing yet that would be you know. too crazy it's only been a month so. we'll see where it takes us but yeah nah. man that'd be a good show retired moms. and it's like people that were able to. retire their mother and then that first. [ __ ] they just start whing out GR. they going a [ __ ] tour yeah they. [ __ ] Delante West they doing all kind.

of [ __ ] man they [ __ ] getting out. there you know that's the kind of [ __ ]. that'll really get it yeah damn cuz um. do you like the New Orleans Pelicans or. you don't uh I actually play with them. on 2K uhuh you do I swear hell yeah nice. I I like um C.J McCollum a lot yeah yeah. yeah people love him yeah yeah I like. his [ __ ] man he's a good player I liked. him back when he was with um what's it. called it to though he when he was a. treble ages hell of a shooter yeah but.

uh yeah I'm not like a big fan of. watching them on TV or I just play with. them because they're good as [ __ ] in 2K. yeah you don't play to no games no I. would like to get on there more often. yeah but I just haven't done it I mean I. bought the game I think but I haven't. played it yeah so I got to get on there. but I will I be forgetting you know you. you got such a young face man i' be. forgetting how how old you are man if. [ __ ] getting old bro yeah man the Lord. looking for me cut no he's not we out. here though a bro how old are you bro 42. cuz 42 [ __ ] going to die dog [ __ ] nah.

that's I got to get this you in a good. you in a good place though you know like. 42 is like you're in a solid yo you're. like take [ __ ] hat off that [ __ ] [ __ ]. bro you take your hat [ __ ] War. veteran damn dog you [ __ ] put that. bit back 42 42 is actually a good age. like it's in the it's in the middle. you're not 50 you're not 60 you know. what I'm saying like you're you're. you're Jackie Robinson isn't it yeah. let's. go let's go boy 4 two Doug gang son he's.

another rapper I don't know if you God. pull up for2 Doug demon home baby yeah. demon home [ __ ] yeah look at this dude. 42 Doug you you can around dog look at. him oh yeah yeah and what happened he. got shot no he he didn't get shot what. cuz he's short I I thought he's in a. wheelchair no he's short [ __ ] oh he 42. pull up the basketball picture right. there the one in the middle at the top.

yeah yeah he's no he's really 42 oh dang. Doug coming up yeah wow yeah man that's. Doug [ __ ] I want to meet him you. met him N I ain't meet him yet nah oh do. you ever meet o kill him that guy o kill. him kill. him little Tero yeah I ain't never meet. him nah he lost weight though little ter. oh man bro sometime when people lose. weight wait it's not the same person. bro so explain this explain this tell.

you facts man so I used to work on a uh. I used to work on my buddy's Farm my. buddy's farm for like two years right. and so they completely not the same. person no more well look they had a man. that came to clean the pool and so one. year i' seen him for a couple years bro. big dude overalls just [ __ ] just. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] just damn bro like. you knew he snor he having that [ __ ]. yeah you knew he snored at night yeah. yeah and bro yeah he [ __ ] one year he. got his tubes tied or whatever and then.

he came to clean the pool one day and. I'm sitting out there and he keep. looking at me and I'm like who in the. [ __ ] is this dude bro I thought he was. like a. pervert so I'm chilling and [ __ ]. making sure I'm covered up and uh and. then I realized it's the same dude he. had the surgery bro and I started. talking to him and he just was totally. different I didn't like. him dude Chang his life for the better. and you didn't like him yeah I don't. like chain so you liked it him when he. was injected like a [ __ ] turkey.

blowing up he's about to pop out there. in the. pool I don't like change bro yeah yeah I. get it I get it no I I've heard that a. lot though you know some people lose too. much weight like some people they lose. weight they be like okay that was good. you needed that and then some people be. like yeah man you losing a little bit of. Little Neck weight you know like Al. Roker when he lost a lot remember yeah. yeah yeah [ __ ] got weird [ __ ] got Walky. a little bit didn't it I thought so I he.

had that [ __ ] gobble on him I thought. somebody going to shoot him in. November know what I'm saying yeah that. [ __ ] yeah you. know look I'mma say this bro he looked. like he started recruiting for the uh. but see he did it at a bad age man he. waited to a little too late man bro he. was getting so fat his eyes was going. bad dang cuz he was doing bad look at. him bro. oh damn look at him on the right like. Michael Jordan n he needed that he. needed that though I'm proud of that boy.

man yeah I am too bro yeah hell yeah. yeah cuz that's well at a certain point. it's like I get what you're saying. sometimes people are just like uh you. enjoy them more or at seeing them this. way and it's too weird for you to look. at them that way I get it and it's. really is a me thing I think ites have. nothing to do with them yeah. but um what else you got one more news. clip Z that we can look at and then. we'll let dusi get on I know he had a. long day man yeah man how you know you. could tell I'm tired as [ __ ] no I just.

know you've had a long day yeah I'm just. so glad you came man yeah hell yeah I. actually wanted to do this I told my. team I said [ __ ] yeah I well actually I. hit you too I know yeah we talked about. it recently told you I really wanted to. do thank you bro thank you yeah you K. it's a blessing man yeah uh what else we. got. Zachary I'm calling him Zack to Zachary. I was pull I'm finding this video we. watched y'all grew up together you and. Zach no how do you know Zachary good guy. though y'all met we met one years ago. huh yeah like a year ago I came around.

started doing. video he sound like the only. fans I showed up here I came around. start [ __ ] him on video you have only. fans account or no nah man I I tend to. well I mean if if if you if we're. talking about just to watch yeah I don't. I don't post anything on there but you. know some some of those girls on there. you'd be like yo I just want to see what. she talking. yeah yeah so I definit I got I got I got. a peeking one just to see what you know. some of them talking about it gets scary.

though I'll be on you know and then I. don't know I got on there and then I. immediately deleted I get all nervous. why cuz you feel like people gonna know. who you are I feel like that some point. that it's so weird man you know I get on. there and like you can even like it's. weird people can even Trace back how you. text it on there so how you type it so I. try to watch ey type sometimes I like to. misspell [ __ ] on purpose I'm like [ __ ]. you ain't going to Noti this it's me I'm. texting you in real life on my phone so. if I tell I put too many commas and. periods how I put them you going to know.

who the [ __ ] I am behind this [ __ ] I'll. be spelling [ __ ] all type of wrong man I. spell [ __ ] with [ __ ] 15. s's you ain't gonna catch me I'm. spelling all types of [ __ ] wrong I'm. spelling that as that. D they think they talk to. they think they talking to some [ __ ]. ghetto ass dud I'm telling you you got.

to switch it up you got to [ __ ] you that. many asses bro what ghetto are they from. bro but dude it is true I'll be like. what's up with good booty images. my friend my friend oh dude 100%.

bro cuz I'm only going on a date you got. to be a completely different person. especially when you're just like looking. like you just wanted to see you know. there's certain girls that you talk to. on there you know try to figure out. what's going on you know can people see. you're a good [ __ ] you know put [ __ ]. like that bro and then put like a top. hat at the end bro you know what I'm. saying. good day good.

day here here here. ye oh [ __ ] bro that is so funny because. I didn't think anybody else thought like. me when I get on there CU I literally. just just looking just checking [ __ ] out. oh you're sick man you. are we in the same boat we in the same. boat man and uh. I'm happy to be in it with you let's. look at one more video man what we got. this is a couple white guys got real.

drunk at a fra party and branded. themselves damn this is bad usually. drunk what is. this oh I know what this is It's. branding oh I didn't think we were. looking at this oh this is a fraternity. sh oh that's a car part oh my God. they're going through his chest yo they. shouldn't have gone that that deep. where's this at a pet Bo y they should. have Ben took it out. oh [ __ ] oh Dam yo yo he went down to his.

like heart oh damn BR bro look at this. video bro he went into like his heart I. saw that sh bro you know you only. supposed to tap it and pull it off they. didn't know. damn yo dude's biting a belt bro look. how deep they go look how deep they go. oh it's still in there. bro that's like that thing at the. Mexican restaurant that you order bro. that's like that. that's. the my God they didn't put some onions.

on that crazy bro God because that's uh. that's something they do at a lot of the. black fraternities right yeah yeah how. do they do for for Q dogs they they do. the same thing but you you know you're. only supposed to tap it uhuh you tap it. on there and you release it cuz it's. already going to do it's already going. to burn the skin with a quick tap what. the [ __ ] was that they dug it in there. dug they literally almost got to his. heart dang good they some [ __ ] witch. crapo man see you got to make yo have.

they lost a [ __ ] gu why I want to. show you a real video of how it's. supposed to be bro that is. insane. bro yo it's boiling like it's steaming. it's. smoking look how much it raises off his. skin though yeah yeah and then they. sprayed hand sanitizer on that [ __ ] do. oh dog can't keep doing show me the one. show me the cute dog one I want to see.

how they do it because I've seen this on. a lot of guys see if you can pull it up. too Zachary try hey try to pull up Q Dog. branding a real a real one and what does. it mean so this is something that. happens in a lot of black I've seen it. on a lot of black men right yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah and and it's like regular. like that's some [ __ ] they usually do um. damn yeah man oh there it is right there. o yeah he must be a general huh yeah but. see this [ __ ] it it already heals up. like that I I've never seen them go as.

deep as they just. did into the other dude's skin wow hit. that picture right down in the Middle. with everybody's shirt off no that one. right under. it yeah they got it done to their chest. oh and they have the Hat they have the. uh. yeah what's the sound they make. uh yeah yeah two dogs man and so Q Dog. means what fraternity is it do you know. uh they eat [ __ ] oh yeah that's what.

they should do there some other ones. that do other [ __ ] but they they they. [ __ ] eat [ __ ] damn Sol they big on that. yeah they big on that there and eating. [ __ ] [ __ ] down yeah Q dogs big on. that this kappas do something else but Q. dogs that's what they do what but do. they do any philanthropy or something or. this just man whatever El I mean there's. other stuff there's other stuff that. but that's their yeah they thing is that. though that's like a recreation mhm yeah.

yeah man druski man brother bro thank. you so much man my god really thank you. brother yeah oh you one I want to come. and do something I know uh you got to. come out to the show man I want oh I. want to come to the show might got open. up one of the nights bring open up for. real bro I would be too scared I bro. real nah we got hey man I got I got. white people in the crowd I got black. people in the crowd but how many white. actually I bet you got a pretty good. mixed crowd yeah I got a good I got a. good mixed crowd true yeah yeah maybe so. man let me think about some good. materials I could have for them yeah man. dang.

bro nervous don't come in there with. that that Mojo Jojo [ __ ]. man don't come in there cripping it up. man whatever the [ __ ] you do don't come. in there with d ain't lying to. you. herei thank you so much man best of luck. on the tour we'll put a link where can. get all the tickets is it already sold. out can people get still get tickets. still get tickets okay bet man and I'll. share it on my socials too man and uh.

thank you so much man we just added two. shows too uh dang baby Los Angeles and. San Diego bet man well uh take care of. your gang man I look forward to seeing. you guys again sir now I'm just floating. on the breeze and I feel I'm falling. like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my.

bones but it's going to.