Dialed In | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #431

all right I want to announce some new. tour dates for you guys okay I want to. announce these tour dates right now. Wednesday March 22nd we have a new show. added uh for Houston. it's a new venue at the Bayou Music. Center down there that's March 22nd. Wednesday at 8 pm. um and then we're going back to Boston. we're coming back for another week March. 31st. uh at the Hampton Beach Casino ballroom.

that one's in Hampton Beach New. Hampshire. um. that's uh Friday and then Saturday we. will be uh in Medford Massachusetts. Saturday April 1st now which is just. right outside of Boston. um on April 1st and uh Sunday May 14th. uh we have the Beacon Theater in New. York. City. and then uh Friday July 7th we have now.

added the Encore Theater another Show in. Las Vegas that is the day before the UFC. fights if you were going there for UFC. um you can come to the show the day. before. and all those tickets is available at. theovan.com. t-o-u-r uh make sure you're going. through there to get tickets and thank. you so much uh for the support out there. in the world. what's up guys my name is Theo I'm a.

human being. um. happy just checking in about life right. now uh. what's been going on recently. um. I've been feeling pretty good recently. you know uh honestly. it's a little scary. you know I get a little scared sometimes. when uh. I think when things are going well or. when things are feeling good.

um. it's like you know I I kind of. I don't know how to handle it. uh I think there's a little part of me. that feels like oh you well you don't. deserve it or there's it's not. something's wrong I think I'm just so. used to the feelings inside of me over. the years not being. uh good ones. that I'm that those are the footprints I. still. I'm those are the footprints I I.

continue to walk in. you know. and so only recently if I felt like I'm. kind of making some new shapes in the. mud. man things are kind of going okay. um. and yeah it's just such a foreign it. just been foreign to my lifet to feel. okay. it's been foreign to me.

um. and sometimes there's a part of me that. doesn't want to that doesn't want to be. it doesn't that doesn't want to feel. okay. if I'm real honest um. there's a part of me that always wants. to have something wrong. there's a part of me that always wants. to be able to. look at the world.

or look at myself. or look at my past and. say I told you so. you know. um. so it's. it's scary almost to be like I think. everything's kind of okay.

because it feels kind of new. um. but yeah I just I just wanted to kind of. check in uh. with some of just some you know I like. feelings I like. most of my life I really have been kind. of addicted to my own feelings I realize. you know I even notice that when I go to. like these recovery meetings and stuff.

I'll be in there and people are talking. about uh being addicted to a drug or an. alcohol or something. over over the years I've been addicted a. lot of times to my own feelings. it's like I started having a feeling and. then I'll start sipping off that [ __ ]. you know I start feeling one way and. then I'll I'll buy an eight ball of my. own feelings almost I'm like well I'm. gonna better do a couple grams of this. depression. I better do a couple uh lines if I'm not.

enough you know I can get I can get. that that my feelings become almost the. drug that I'm using. I don't know if that makes any sense uh. and that's okay if it doesn't I'm just. I'm just saying what's going on. um. but what's up nice to see you guys nice. to be a part of your life today.

um. I'm happy to be alive uh I miss my. brother I've been thinking about him a. lot recently he's alive I just miss him. um. what else ah. I went to the Super Bowl the other day. which. I can't even believe I'm just saying. that so casually. but dang I you know I went to the damn. Super Bowl. uh which was fine it was good it's.

almost a little. you get you know you go to the Super. Bowl. and it's such a business it's such a. corporate deal. you know everybody there is you know. smells like they're a briefcase or you. know has a um. business account or something. you know or is you know everybody claims. they're friends with like uh. but you know uh Puff Daddy or Jeff.

Gordon or some [ __ ] or Guy Fieri. everybody's like oh you know I got. you know I got seven autographed uh. spatulas from Guy Fieri like all right. well. chill out you know big daddy or whatever. but it's like. uh there's a lot it's it just feels like. a real businessy event so much so that. you almost feel bad for the players on.

the field. because it doesn't seem like it's about. the game that much. they stop in the game every 30 seconds. they got they're selling a toaster. they're selling a Nintendo you know they. got they put a new uh hearing aid and. you know in big Ricky the uh. offensive top you know. um tackle and they're you know look at. Ricky you know Ricky hears his dog for.

the first time or whatever. you know Ricky hears a uh someone open a. Lunchable for the first time ever. you ever hear you ever see those videos. they'll be like uh. uh you know uh disabled veteran here's. um. a wolf howl. or you know or Native American uh. disabled Native American here's wolf. howl for the first time. and they'll have a ah.

they'll have a disabled uh n a out there. and he's all feathered out or something. he's washing his feet or something and. he doesn't know what's going on and then. they put that earpiece in him and then. they show the [ __ ] wolf. and then the guy like looks up for the. first time you know. and probably starts jerking off I mean. if I I gotta if I'm. this is no judgment but if I'm if I've. never heard anything my whole life and I.

hear a [ __ ] wolf Set It Off dog. I mean you got a damn. you got a pretty you gotta come soon I. feel like. how I mean that's as native and natural. as you can get. um. but anyway yeah it was just very. corporate you know every 30 seconds. they're stopping it and selling. something and it just gets real. corporate to the point you're like you. almost it's all her it's hard even. pay attention to the game there's so. much going on uh but I felt grateful to.

be able to go and have that experience I. went down there with um. with raising canes with some of them. Louisiana boys. so that was very exciting oh I mean I. just can't believe I got to go to the. dang Super Bowl I was sitting there and. Caleb Presley was there and you know I'm. a fan of his and. um. and it was just interesting. you know and just like dude I can't. believe I'm at the Super Bowl. you know it was just I don't know kind.

of blew my own mind. oh but here was the thing that happened. that made the weekend amazing uh. I got to meet Drew Brees man. I got to meet Drew Brees and. I was over there with David Spades and. y'all know David Spades okay one of my. heroes and all one of America's Heroes. I mean he's the damn Davy Crockett of. humor. um.

and he invited me over to a party he was. a fundraiser. they're raising funds and. um so we go there and it's nice there's. like. there's like rich people and somebody's. somebody was like being real rich and. then somebody was next to him and they. were. you know. they started crying and the other. person's like don't cry you're rich you. know so people were just being [ __ ]. rich in this place and.

um. and so we walk up and Blake Shelton is. there. and I like Blake Shelton man I like. Blake Shelton. um. he is an Oklahoma guy. and he uh you know he just sings and. he's comfortable man and I've met him. before. and uh and I I like him I like him. so anyway we walk up Blake Shelton is. playing it's like it's like the part in.

the evening at a party where somebody is. playing music so everybody kind of FS to. be quiet. and we walk up and there's a guy Steve. Mariucci okay he's a uh coach. he's a coach and I want to say he's. Italian I'm not trying to be racial or. anything but. That's Italian you know and he looks. Italian you know he looks like if you if. you tickle him he'll [ __ ] just he'll. tell you all the ingredients of a. cannoli even if he doesn't want to you.

know he just has that that look to him. and. I walk up and he Steve Mariucci is. talking to Drew Brees. and I've had dreams in my life my head. where I'm like how do you meet do you. ever meet Drew Brees does God want you. to ever meet Drew Brees. you know does Mother Nature is there. ever another flood and. one of y'all gets flooded right up next. to the other one and you get to finally. meet. um.

and so there he is and I would and and. so when you're with David Spade David. Spade can kind of just go up to anybody. and like be like. and people are like happy about it so. I'm just kind of Milling around in the. distance being like. hey look at David Spade and um. and so anyway he walks the Spade walks. up and I just kind of like in his shadow. like kind of there but hiding but trying. to be like confident like okay how do I. how do I walk up to Drew Brees you know.

do I look like uh. do I look right at him do I kind of look. you know at the moon like what you know. how do you do it do I you know put my. shoulders even do I kind of like be like. one shoulder is heavier. do I. what do I do you know and I was nervous. man and so. David kind of starts joking and they're. both excited to see the spade and. they're talking to him and I'm right. there and I know at some point it's.

coming around. that. Spade is going to introduce me so I'm. like what uh you know how do I how do I. look when he's like hey this is the and. I'm like do I smile do I. so I don't know what to do so I open my. mouth right which is insane I think. that's an insane. you know you're me okay I got his mouth. open and then. I put both hands out like this. like if you know if you ask somebody how. long is something they say oh about.

one foot long. that's what I did he like. David introduced me to each guy and I. it was almost like you had given. somebody. uh it was almost like that guy maybe in. what's the sport Maybe. uh. uh is that. rugby or Cricket when the guy does. that you know anyway so I did two hands.

died two hands shaped Mariucci and. and Breeze and so out the gate I'm like. oh God this you know I'm not doing that. good. hey I'm not doing good you know and I. started just kind of praying for myself. um. which you're not supposed to do I know. that you know you're supposed to pray. for others uh but I did I I needed I. needed it and I was right there and I'm. like what do you say when do you say.

something do you say anything who are. you are you someone that says something. soon or are you not. do you just listen do you laugh how loud. do you laugh do you laugh you don't want. to sound like a fake you know. uh so anyway I'm just being alive. and um. and Breeze is dialed in bro when you're. talking to him. he's like you can see in his eye bro he.

could play for I think another. I think he could play for another 20. months in the NFL. well. he's just he's so locked in like you're. talking to him and you can see he's. watching like where the waiters and the. bus boys are going you know he can see. the. um you know that one of the waiters is. running an out route to go on a smoke. break he can see that the busboy did a. curl but you know short of the sticks.

you can I mean he's like. he's caught you know he's got an audible. he's got Colston going over there's. everything he's he's monitoring. everything. while you're there talking to him he is. dialed in. he is dialed into life. and you don't even know if Drew Brees. blinks that's how my he he blinks when. you blink. he sees you blink so that's when he. that's when he blinks he ain't missing a. moment. he's locked in.

and it was interesting because. um I asked him I said hey did you guys. ever play against each other him and um. Mariucci right. and uh. and Brees was like yeah we sure did and. if he rattled off the date he rattled. off the score. um. and you could just I mean he is just an. anthology. of uh. of precision.

is kind of how I would describe him as. much as I got to you know I I I got to. talk with them for maybe about 10. minutes. total. and maybe 90 seconds I could kind of. feel my arms and legs uh while I was. doing it. so a lot of time I was just pretending. to you know have a stable. um. uh what's it called when they oh pulse. so anyway that's a lot about Drew Brees.

but. um we're gonna take some calls that came. in from you guys. um. what else I'm going to. I got to me oh I got to meet I know I'm. name dropping man but I just was so like. uh George Kittle. and I'd seen like videos George Kittle. and but he there's that. it's like. it's a me.

yeah there is. uh. I don't even know. it's you got it's George Kittle. is um he is an interesting guy he's got. his energy he shows up at a level where. you're like oh I didn't know they had. this level. you know. um. but he was very kind I'm friends with. his sister Emma uh kiddo who is a yoga. instructor and she's uh really.

incredible and uh she taught me yoga in. Nashville. and um so it was just really great I got. to meet uh their whole family. um yeah we're gonna get into some calls. we got the kai The Hitchhiker uh we're. gonna talk to the attorney about that. finally. um I got served some papers the other. day I mean a man came and served me. papers so we're going to get into that. we're going to listen to some of you. guys calls. um I want to let you know that manscape.

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I don't know what to share with you I. don't know what to. um. you know the whole time I was talking to. Drew Brees I could see him just. he was always every now and then he. would glance in the distance and just. see if Deborah Henderson was open. that's all that's all I'm gonna say. about that. um the news man let's get into a little. bit of news the Ohio uh train derailment.

a train derailment in East Palestine. Ohio prompted an array of false and. misleading claims on social media you. know that. um. a Norfolk Southern Train left the tracks. while traveling from Madison Illinois to. Conway Pennsylvania. uh. residents ordered to evacuate. and evacuation is hard. it seems like easier you get in your car. truck or camper and drive. but where do you go traffic is full. you know if you don't have gas already.

then you have to go wait for gas first. so then you're at the pump you're. pumping gas and you're huffing gas. because the the atmosphere is filled. with it. and then there's all kind of rumors that. you know that how it got burned off some. people say that the government showed up. and did it some people say there were. just uh you know a couple damn Browns. fans or or uh Steelers fans firing. um Fireworks into it and [ __ ] and blew.

it all up I mean. you can't keep a gas in the air. you know in some of these areas without. somebody liking it you know even if. you're at a party and you fart somebody. will run over there and light it if. you're in Cleveland. I mean who you know who we kidding. you know. so. I'm not shocked that it got lit up I. think a lot of people are are freaked. out they had a man yelling.

at the sky. I'll tell you this the whole thing was. better than any M Night Shyamalan movie. I've seen in [ __ ] 10 years. has anybody been given more. opportunities than that guy. um then you have all these people with. their home values now they're scared. they have no equity in their homes but. just because of the fear of this. and you don't know you know we live in a. space now where we expect things to be.

done quickly we're so you you see. something on the Internet you see okay. this should be solved right now. and in some ways it should there should. be like task force should be sent to. help you know there should be plans in. place for things. um but the speed of life is not the same. as the speed of the internet. the speed of social media. you know it's easy for somebody to like. help these people. right and I even do it on Twitter the. other day I shared something it was like.

where are the. uh like Transportation head of. Transportation Where is the Norfolk. Southern people like just trying to. I guess I'm just rattling the cage. but yeah you wonder like how how do. these people start to feel okay. when they go to like a town hall meeting. and they're just yelling at a mayor and. he doesn't know. um.

but it's scary you know the rail system. has been. we've done a horrible job in America of. taking care of our rail system of taking. care of our postal system. [Music]. dude I would rather give my [ __ ] dude. more people the rail system first of all. more people are going on. Hogwarts train than on. any Amtrak. that's a fact more people are lining up.

for Hogwarts. so I don't know it's just heartbreaking. man you see that out there these people. got derailed and a lady it says right. here throwing Rock and water. and she looks insane this lady. and she's saying look at all the. chemicals in the water. yeah but that's just damn water too lady. I mean I know it's bad over there if. you're over there hit the hotline let us. know 985-664-9503. um.

but I think a lot of This falls back on. do you feel like your country cares. anymore do you feel like I think we live. we're living we're getting into a space. where people do not feel supported by. their country they don't feel like. there's this. they're always used to feel like this. texture behind us that our country was. unified and supporting us and looking. out for the the regular man and woman oh. and and the child who was getting a pail.

of clean water in East Palestine. as opposed to the big business you know. um. big chloride or whoever spilled all this. [ __ ]. and then now you got a lady. and the water looks good. look at it it's all in the bottom of the. creek bed.

yeah. I mean you don't know also they could. have we don't know you don't know a. video somebody this thing could be right. outside of a Pep Boys and they've been. spilling [ __ ] back in there for years. I'm not denying it I'm just saying that. who knows but yeah. there'll be shrimp coming out of here. probably a decade from now wearing a. [ __ ] Top Hat you'll have a you know. in a neck brace it's all going to be bad. newborn babies come out with [ __ ] you. know in with neck braces on their knees.

it's gonna who knows. who knows what's going to happen. a lot of you know they're gonna have a. lot of young women that look like Rob. Gronkowski probably who know we don't. know. but uh we're there with you in spirit. what else can we be that's all we can be. right now. um. all right as some of you guys know uh uh. um Kai The Hitchhiker. who is a notorious.

um inner figure in entertainment I guess. um he's a homeless. uh or not homeless he's a vagabond he is. a uh Tumbleweed with a. um with a with a bit of violence that. surrounds him that's all I'll say uh. he filed a lawsuit against me. for a tick tock clip that was put up or. Instagram clip.

um that I didn't create that I shared. and uh I wanted to talk with um my buddy. Dan Morgan over at the Morgan Morgan. attorney firm. um. at the Morgan Morgan law firm and see uh. what the deal was so let's let's make. that call now if we can. hello this is Dan hey Dan man what's up. bud it's Theo. hey man what's going on uh well I sent.

you you know I got served um I want to. talk about the kai the uh hitchhiker. thing. yeah yeah for sure I got those documents. so I reviewed them actually over the. weekend yeah man is so is it a real uh. is it a real thing like is it. I'm just I guess I'm kind of. I don't know you know I I guess I'm. scared I'm yeah I'm scared about I don't. know what to do. it it is real in the sense that he did. file it he did I make some claims he's. currently incarcerated I believe in New.

Jersey it seemed but it kind of. learn the law a little bit and drafted. up this complaint so it is an actual. complaint that they get served in. federal court. um you know as far as the merits to it I. don't think there's much there I think. emotion uh to the submissive was kind of. cleaning up for you. okay. um so what do I uh how what is he asking. for. so he's making some some pretty. egregious claims in there I mean he goes. into all there's a lot of TMI really.

about his other cases and his other. these other legal trouble that's going. on but then he pretty much does some. type of algebraic equation that that. gets to a demand request somewhere. around 30 million dollars. I think it's around 20 29 750. 000 something around those damages. from YouTube and Instagram views what do. I do. I must have to work I mean do I have to. work forever or what. I mean it sounds like he's claiming. you've already made this money so the.

question is what have you done with all. that money. dude what is he talking about dude I. [ __ ] have a I drive a Ford Ranger. he's saying you made all this money off. using this uh this deep fake of him. you've stolen his uh his Valor so to. speak I didn't make it his name. you're all good yeah he has this whole. outlandish theory that you have a a fake. identity daughter account where you made. this and then repurpose it to then to.

then uh post on your YouTube and without. having to be the point person that he. could go after wow. it's like a 30 page Manifesto complaint. he he's he's doctored up from uh. so I'm just federal penitentiary. so is this so so what is when do I what. how long do when do I need to when do I. need to do something so it looks like. you got like a he served about eight.

days ago or so like uh you got 21 days. per per federal civil procedure so you. know just just an answer pretty much. saying you know this is a bogus. also the motion to dismiss and a judge. should just just throw it out for you. but you do have to kind of make sure you. get those timelines interest there could. be a default judgment where. old cow could get a check from steel for. 30 million well he's never who's I don't. know where he even cash it yeah that's a. thing. might take it.

um okay so what do do you does uh does. y'all's Law Firm help with that or is. that something I need to do. that's something that I can help you get. get to the right person to do you know. we're we're more a plaintiff's type firm. we don't really do this defense work but. I can definitely get you the right hands. out there with California okay uh. Federal turn to get this thing cleaned. up for you okay Jesus dude yeah I mean I. I. um is this is this going to be like a. thing that happens in the world because.

this was a uh deep fake that I didn't. have anything to do with I mean. obviously I repurposed it and put it out. and I think it I thought it was funny. and entertaining so I don't know if. there is some responsibility there I. don't know. exactly and when you kind of sent this. over to me I kind of started doing some. research and it's obviously that's. popping up more and more now with. technology getting as it is and you just. really put in any video with any picture. and it turns it out but you know pretty. much it falls under some copyright. exceptions where where it's parity it's.

an Ultimate Defense so. um you know it's art it's parody it's. not meant to be real you know there's. some protections out there especially. like political figures and revenge porn. stuff like that where there's been laws. that have been put put into place for. deep fakes but as far as you know this. type of stuff is really it's just parody. where where there's no real recourse or. damages that can be assessed for it wow. it's interesting because it that's gonna. I mean with with CGI and that sort of. this kind of thing if this is going to. be probably a growing field yeah.

oh let's pop it up yeah because I mean. they got you know when the political. race is around they'll just take the. whatever party they don't like and just. have them saying some Outlanders you. know outlandish Comics like you know. crazy stances and they put it out there. on YouTube and it gets retweeted and. they say you know it's become fact how I. mean how do we. what does the future hold. yeah I mean even now it's like it's I. mean the videos are getting better and. better the now they even have it where. you can type in.

you know manifestos are lyrics and it. will spit it out in the person's voice. too so it doesn't even have to be a. recording them saying this is you know. it's copying of their vocals now and. spitting it out yeah yeah we just been. talking about some of that recently that. chat GPT I think it's called and when. that merges with like Holograms or deep. fakes it's gonna get. I mean it's gonna get really strange you. know I I saw a thing a while back where. they had so much footage and um audio of. Joe Rogan that they could make him have.

they could have audio of him now saying. absolutely almost anything in the world. oh exactly yeah and that that's how they. have all these politicians not to make. the speeches you know three speeches a. day they're just downloaded and all he. said hey let's make them say you know. listen to like other like power started. the past it would take them you know. years to chop up something to have it. even not even something else you just. type it into a into a chat bot and it. spits it out in 30 seconds yeah man I. mean all we cared about was make them. say.

um. and it's just changed so much. um is this is this gonna be a field that. you guys will cover a lot uh at Shell's. Law Firm or is this. I mean if there was a there was damages. against the natural plaintiff or if. there was some real harm that was done. and you know and something came from it. you would definitely look look into it. um but as far as just these celebrities. having deep fakes made and stuff like. that you know it's probably something. we're going to stay away and just see. how the the law evolves around it amen.

dude thanks so much man I appreciate it. bro it's definitely been spooky and yeah. the guy came up and served the papers. and I thought it was like a Jew like a. I don't want to say like a homeless dude. not home I mean he was like yeah they're. sneaky those process servers get sneaky. with it bro I thought it was like kind. of a game like kind of a dude who was. being kind of homoerotic or something. because he kind of just hit an audience. but it was hitting on you I mean he just. like kind of moseyed up I thought he'd. written me a poem or something and then. uh yeah and then he hit me with that and.

he kind of like he didn't give like yeah. yeah it kind of like it was just I don't. know bro but I'm trying to meet a wife. boom it was just surprising I'd never. really been served any papers I'd seen. it happen a lot but I'd never got them. myself so it was almost kind of nice. dude and it was almost like a valentine. in a weird way right yeah someone was. thinking about you yeah yeah that's true. these days that's nice uh Dan Morgan. thanks so much man I appreciate it.

brother. any time man I'm always call away yeah. thank you so much dude uh I'll chat with. you soon. all right sounds good my man all right. peace if you have a question about a. legal issue you have a. um something that you think they might. be able to help with uh the least I can. do for that uh for the help there is um. to put their information uh below. you know it's scary it's scary when. something comes along or when uh there's. something in the legal realm and you.

don't know what to do you know this that. can be spooky. okay. let's get into some calls if we can. uh here we go as always the hotline is. 985-664-9503. [Music]. yo Theo my name is B rap I'm out here in. Indiana you know home of the math. dwap thank you for calling brother.

onward oh [ __ ] cord. and uh you know I just had a question. man. so I got a friend and he's my best. friend one of my best friends we started. became friends a few years ago. man he's been cheating on his girlfriend. and. I don't really like any of that and I. told him man. I need I'm gonna need to tell your. girlfriend if you're cheating on her man. I'll give you a week to tell her.

man that week went by and I told him if. I'm married to tell your girl he's like. man don't worry about it we're not. getting broken up. so you know like what do I do in that. situation like I don't want to tell his. girlfriend because he's my homie but at. the same time I hate cheaters because my. dad cheated on my mom back in the day. and you know that [ __ ] really [ __ ] me. up and I've been cheated on so. meth or corn baby. meth or corn.

it's a lifelong question brother I feel. you I think you gotta you can definitely. say to your buddy hey. not cool to cheat on this gal I don't. know if you go tell the gal though. that's a little bit snitchy that's a. little bit like I'm gonna take. responsibility. um you know it's not that's not your. world. um. yeah. so I I mean it's your world but it's not. I don't know that to me feels like. you're trying to control too much of.

things. now maybe if it goes on for a lot you. know I it's so tough to know but I feel. like that's a little bit uh more of a. thing you take up with your boy that's. what you do you take it up with your boy. hey man. I don't think this is a good thing. you know I wish you wouldn't do this. um. but then also I mean who know you know. it's tough if you may have a feeling for. that girl.

but I don't know if that's the way to go. about it I would start with your boy man. I would just say it again and then if. you put a week on him and you didn't do. nothing then you're not even really. about it anyway. so if you're going to be about it be. about it. you know. so I would say man I can't you know if. you're gonna be uh that's not the vibe I. like to put out there it's not something. I want to be associated with. then that's fair but then you gotta. stand by that with them if you just tell. them every week hey man don't be.

cheating or I'm out of here and then you. stick around. you know. then and then you going to tell her then. you you ain't even you ain't even do. nothing. so praise God baby thank you for calling. that's what I suggest also I don't know. a thing man. you know I've been a cheater I've. cheated on people and. I don't know it's [ __ ] it is no it's. no way to treat somebody. I know that.

um. but praise God baby. let's see what else we got. um. all right let's take this call as always. the hotline is 985-664-950. three. hey Theo. um I'm calling I had I work in a uh. Learning Center. and that's a school baby that's a school.

onward. past few weeks I've been having. there's just been. I worked with special ed kids and uh you. know it's. oh yeah. I know what you're talking about brother. I was in special ed baby. let's hear more it's it's a job it gets. stuff done but recently there's been a. kid named James he has autism and.

uh recently he's been trying to. uh. sexually assault me. that adds up baby oh. yeah. I mean I feel like if somebody. I don't know how to say this. first of all a lot of people named James. have. you know.

they're chisholmed out. and that's. you could draw a damn graph of that. and uh. and it would check out. but. uh what are we talking about. um. let me play it again. recently there's been a kid named James. who has autism and. uh recently he's been trying to.

uh. sexually assault me. yeah well look if people have autism. they're going to want to [ __ ] they want. to get out that damn. you know. they want to [ __ ] burp that little. nut wand baby. you know. they I mean. sometimes you just I feel if you ever. just been so just. you just want to spray on something.

so I can't even if I had autism I'd. if you know. if I had fully documented autism. I would be I'd spray on half the things. in town probably let's hear more. and you know I don't really care but. it's more frightening for the other. students yes. and. the thing is you know. I know they can't help it and stuff but. every time he does it he just has this.

look in his eyes oh yeah this lustful. evil look. well they say if uh. they say if the devil's got your nuts. he's got your eyes. laughs. because the eyes are just the nuts of. the face. so. yeah the feeling you have in your nuts. is always the feeling that you have in. your eyes.

go punch somebody in the nuts. and look in their eyes. same pain baby. and yeah look it's tough man look. first of all I command you for being out. there and being on the front lines of um. of special ed. you know.

uh let's hear more almost like he knows. what he's doing and if he knows that. it's wrong and he'll be you know he'll. be running around he'll be stop that. James stop it James please stop and you. know you'll be helicopter in it and it's. just it's scary. and we're a little. we're a little afraid for our safety. well hopeless don't get crazy. the you know.

I mean you know you don't have to be. afraid for your safety though you gotta. you know you got a mentally unwell fella. just you know running around trying you. know. I mean he's probably in heat have you. thought about that it's spring baby it's. almost spring it's gonna be spring in a. few months. so you don't know what. you know and if somebody's autism they. might be off by a month or two and their. genetics easily. you can easily see that that's [ __ ]. that's that DNA leap year homie if you.

got autism. so. yeah dude it's springtime that Fella's. in heat. that's what you're getting there. James is in heat man. I'd get him a little bust post over in. the corner. get a little pair of uh. um. get you a half of a mannequin and put. some damn uh. uh Daisy Dukes on it that's what I would.

do. and put that thing you know put a candle. or two in a closet and let him get in. there and pump on it. you know you have to have a plan. but if you're just yelling stop it James. and he's out there just you know. he's tugging on that little spunk. whisker that's stop it James isn't gonna. help. you know you're not a damn crossing. guard brother. or. hit him with some Narcan brother.

that'll shut anybody down. you know they don't like to put all the. different you know uses or whatever on. the thing but. if I got a you know somebody in my area. and they're over there splurging that. little uh that little splash Hammer. right in front of me. I'll just damn hit him with that Narcan. baby. you know let the Lord sort them out. praise God babe let's hear a little bit. more and thank you for the call man I'm. sorry that you're having a deal with. some of this and I'm almost afraid of.

some students because. we found it we found a collection of. uh almost like a booger collection but. it was. it was other people's pictures that he. took from under a stairwell. so. but we've been working on stuff I don't. know what to do with him well he might. be damn an artist brother you can't you. know it sounds like he's an artist. so don't condemn him for that.

um you know I know they can't help it. but every time I every time I look into. the eyes he's just he's just painting. with that lustful um he'll smirk when he. does it too it's like he knows what he's. doing that's heat brother he's in heat. and that's somebody in heat and so I. think at that point you got to do prayer. you gotta. you gotta consider Narcan but I would do. prayer first. and um.

and yeah and look I'll just commend you. man for being there. and being there on the front lines of. autism. this episode is sponsored by betterhelp. give online therapy a try at. betterhelp.com Theo and get on your way. to being your best self that's right. when you're at your best you can do. great things you could build something. new or create something new you can feel. comfortable enough to love somebody or. or love yourself maybe even. you can do all of that. but sometimes life gets you bogged down.

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had some sets I forgot to tell you down. in Louisiana that was it was fun a. couple of them the crowds were a little. Rowdy but uh the ones that weren't my. God they were awesome. man they were awesome shows. I'm so thankful it was so just cool to. go through Louisiana and we're over. there you know. and we went to Shreveport that play this. it went out of business. I mean they had it was just.

they had a building there I was walking. on the street a building asked me for. forty dollars. so. all right let's hear uh this call that. came in right here. hey Theo. I want to hear your opinion about. something that happened to me at work. recently uh. to give you a little background on me I. grew up with a gay mom. and she had a meth addiction my. brother's gay my niece is a bisexual.

transgender woman and a polyamorous. relationships damn. you're living in a dang Skittle Bowl. baby. Amen brother onward. I'm not against any of it honestly. um same bro. same baby. I want people to be true themselves you. know but. it's all fun and games man until your. boss. who's the HR manager texts you unwanted.

propositions. had a chili cook-off at work. oh yeah. yeah a lot of times food can be a. gateway drug to all. homosexuality. let's hear more. anyway. you near about the same age and uh. things are for sure different than when. we grew up.

and with the current climate. how do you think I should approach this. situation. you know Pro well just because. somebody's hitting on you. yeah I think if you are gay or. considering gay. and let me repeat that if you are gay or. considering gay then you approach this. man return them go do it. do the chili do the chili with him.

that's fine nobody's you know. I mean you're probably most your family. is gay. it sounds like it you know anybody that. even stops by y'all's house ends up gay. to be honest from what you said so you. could easily be gay dude you might be. you might not even be lonely you might. just be gay and be. just gaying around. bothering women. I'm not saying that but it could be.

happening. um but I don't think you need to feel a. pressure because of the way the climate. is to return uh. any homo erada homo eroticism. you know you don't have to do anything. like that. just because of the climate you don't. want you know just because there's a lot. of gay stuff happening you have to you. know do that.

um. but also innately some of these chili. cook-off circles it's a hotbed for gay. activity. you know it's a lot of men it's all men. doing it they're wearing aprons you see. a lot of that uh cutting onions one of. them's tearing up one of them comes over. what's up what's up what's up Henry. what's wrong. nothing's [ __ ] wrong dude. he's got there with the damn Devil's. vegetables.

that's what it is I mean onions I said. you know my God. it's the Nicholas Sparks of [ __ ]. vegetables. I mean when do we when do we shut that. [ __ ] down. just but yeah that whole the whole thing. with the chili cook-off. it's a hotbed for gay men to sneak in. and you know hit you with that little. shishito pepper. you know.

and just hit you with that little uh. you know like just try to get you to sip. off that little uh that little batter. fountain. off a little Bobby's little fondue. railing you know you know what I'm. talking about weiner. so uh yeah I think just take care of. yourself either way but also if you you. know it may you might be reading. yourself wrong here's what I would do I. would get seven or eight of your friends. I would ask them all.

am I gay. do you think or on a scale of one to ten. don't even go all this you know put get. yourself a number and then walk out into. the world and know. thank you for the call man I love you. and we all love you. um what else do we have here. what's going on. it's Mike and uh it's that Urban. gentleman what's up Mike baby Urban Mike. baby welcome baby praise God Son beige.

gang. out of South Florida. um. so uh I was adopted at Birth man and uh. you know I don't know anybody from my. you know my biological side and uh I. decided to do some searching and I found. my uh. I found my mother on Facebook and I. found uh I found some bad news she's uh. she's locked up right now up North. for a while. for quite a while but um.

I did uh I decided to message her. yesterday man I finally got the balls of. messenger I was nervous I didn't know. how she would respond you know and uh. she she emailed me back this morning and. it was real positive you know like. everything she had to say was real. positive and it's just. it's crazy man it's crazy you know. something I dreamed about my entire life. like every day.

since I can remember during the of being. able to talk to my mother men and. uh she's going to give me a call this uh. this afternoon and we're going to talk. on the phone for the first time. it's crazy man it's been 32 years since. the last time I saw it you know so. I don't know exactly you know I text my. brother. my adopted brother and let him know and. then the next thing I did was I hopped. on the phone and gave you a call man I. don't you know I don't know exactly why.

you know obviously we don't know each. other but. I just I wanted to share that with you. man daring brother. man thank you bro. thank you man this is uh. that's a nice as a pat it's just nice. you know it's nice that there's. something powerful going there's. something powerful going on in your life. and you thought and you. your nature whoever you are.

you thought hey man I'm feeling. something there's really something. special going on I'm going to share it. with somebody else not even that it was. with me with this group uh. but this is a powerful moment I'm going. to share this with somebody else. um. that's awesome man thank you for the. call uh you got me up in here dog you. hit me in those man. my Chisholm James is a freaking.

you got me in them damn. my little skied almonds these things are. activated oh. you know. it's funny man you. because you sound like you're in a good. place man this is just judgment from. this call. but you sound like you're in a good. place and. um. obviously your mother probably. isn't in the best place uh with jail.

but. it sounds like you are gonna be able to. be there. you may have a chance to be for your. mother what she wasn't for you. which. and and that you may be strong enough to. do that.

and that is. that's on God man I think. yeah I can't imagine you know waiting. your heart to talk to your mother God. you know all those times when you don't. even realize as a child as an offspring. as a creation of something that you need. that thing to be there. and not even sometimes their voice but.

even just in their presence to know that. something is there. to support you like just like a wall. but like a wall that like loves you so. matter so so much no matter what. and a wall that's really also a door. um. man. but it sounds like you you. however your life has worked out that. you. sound healthy enough where you can you.

might be able to be. whatever she never had in addition to. you guys working out your mother-son. relationship. um. and that's really that's that's what I. guess amazing about life it's like. what am I supposed to. how can I be useful in this situation. and me I don't know if I could do that. because I would probably look too much. at my own plight.

I'd be looking too much at oh man my. mother this and I don't know if I'd be. able to turn that corner. and say honestly hey what is. why now are we back together and what. how do I look past my own. angst or my own you know or you may not. even have any more of that [ __ ] but how. do I Rise Above That to be whatever.

how do I be a great son and an adult son. you know I've had trouble evolving in. that way and evolving. from being just a son to being an an. adult son. um. that's funny this is kind of a space. that I'm in in my life but man I and I.

didn't mean to talk about myself so much. it just it's powerful that you chose to. share that with us man. you know how good that makes us feel. first of all to have an urban guy call. Urban person that even [ __ ] messes. with us bro. praise God dog. but even more than that just that. that you're like hey I I'm gonna I'm. gonna be.

that you let all of us you let us enjoy. that moment with you. you let us in on that man you know how. much that is it's gonna give us. something. it's gonna give us a little bit more. faith that's going to get us through the. next day the next hour than that some. people just might be a minute but it's. going to give us something it gives me a. re we want to believe. that there's things out there that are. working for good. that's cool man so excited for you bro.

uh if you get a chance man hit the. hotline again. um I'd just love to know how it went. you know. but if you are in that space where you. say hey man this is something powerful. and I'm going to call him a sheriff this. is I'm gonna let this be a part of this. Ambiance of this show. man that means a lot. and um yeah we'll connect and let me see. maybe there's something if there's. something nice we could do to help out. or help her I don't know uh.

but somehow. even though even though it was giving. you up or what I don't know all I don't. know any of it. but shhh. she helped make a good son. you know she helped make a good son. somehow.

um. so. man. you know this stuff I guess makes me. want to be alive. it makes me want to be alive. you know it's those moments man we use. [ __ ] something you feel something. God that [ __ ] is hot that is a high bro. that is a high bro.

praise God baby thank you for calling in. um. I don't know I mean what you know what. else are we gonna say. um. uh uh yeah that's you know I feel like. it's just a good place to to finish the. show today this Show's been all over the. place I've been feeling all over the. place but that's okay I'm grateful to be. here with you guys. I'm grateful we're going to be adding. more we're going to try to get over to. England we got we're going to try to get.

to everywhere. you know we're putting the shows out as. we can. um next week we'll have some new shows. going up in uh I think in St George Utah. or Springdale Utah. uh we're figuring some of that out if. you have a plan to be down there. um that'll be around uh the second week. of July second weekend. um let's go out the way that we didn't. even come in uh. uh we'll just close it out man.

a lot of neat stuff uh I don't know what. else to say. uh maybe we've said enough. um. I don't know I feel like there's. something else I'm supposed to be. telling you guys but to all the people. out there struggling with these p with. the uh the stuff in the Midwest and the. fear and stuff like that is scary you. know it's scary to think that. um. that this template of the world we. sometimes we feel especially in America. like our environment that the world the.

government all this is is going to take. care of us and when that doesn't happen. it's very scary because we realize we're. just this being in this in this. in this. template of society that we've created. and that if some of that structure fails. us or doesn't do us right we're still. sitting there responsible for ourselves. uh and that's very scary. so. my heart goes out to the people that are. in fear of that and uh.

what else man oh man I don't know I've. been jerking off but. I don't want to be. so. it's been getting better. it's been getting better and that's all. we can ask oh you guys be good to. yourselves man. um you deserve it and we will let's go. out with some Bishop again. um. uh actually you know what let's go out.

with some uh North Mississippi All-Stars. drunk Outdoors. let's do that man. um. this what a fun group to go see man. they're always torn if you get to check. them out and uh. [Music]. step outside. [Music].

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