Danny McBride | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #568

today's guest is a comedian an actor a. writer uh and a director known for some. of the funniest shows that anyone has. ever seen uh he's going into his fourth. season and final season of righteous. gemstones which just kicked off on HBO. uh vice principal Eastbound and Down um. he's a legend and he's one of the most. requested uh human beings ever uh to be. a guest on this show I'm grateful to. spend time with Mr Danny.

McBride. [Applause]. I you already filmed a few of these. today or is this just am I the only. lucky guy today only guy look at us this. is amazing so thank you for your time. yeah kidding me we good sick is this. going to have all of our are what we.

have to say in the interview that'll be. up there yeah be so good that's actually. not a bad idea if the whole interview. were scripted man that'd be freaking. pretty amazing man um good to see today. no I got this forgot there's a place. called matcha Luther King that I went to. and I was like sick this is it just like. is that a like are we at that level. where you're taking a guy like that and. turning it into like a pun yeah matcha. Luther King yeah it was cool but it was. just like you know they have the I have. a cream drink it's just like a cream.

coffee I'll have a medium yeah. [ __ ] That's crazy dude um good. to see you today Danny M Bri thanks for. hanging out we're on this is happening. we're doing it huh yeah is it okay. perfect I was waiting for this yeah yeah. I just definitely just having one of. those days where it's like my skin feels. all dry and stuff you wonder why that is. I don't know I don't know how hydration. became like the hot thing in the past 10. years is that it people only started. drinking water and hydrating the last 10. years you think I it's more prev you.

people like stay hydrated and stuff I. just think it feels more it's more. popular for sure um you're in Burbank. though your this dry climate out here. drives you out yeah it may might be true. it's not like Charleston South Carolina. it's always balmy sweaty oh yeah wet oh. dude I went to CFC for a semester did. you really yeah the College of knowledge. yeah baby I used to live on King Street. over there right across they had a bay. bay store over there it was like women's. fine clothing or something unfortunately.

I don't think it's still there or body. textiles or something they had a place. called Silver Dollar yeah bar that we. used to go to I've been to that place. before have you yep Yeah Boy. Charleston's a pretty fun spot God it's. great except I took a girl on a one of. the it's I mean it's one of I think it's. one of the five most unique cities in. America I and I took a girl on like a. carriage tour or whatever and it was a. um it was a black girl that I was dating. at the time and a lot of it's kind of it. gets a little you know some some of the.

history around there is oh yeah they got. some history around there it's some RIS. a history so like and a certain point. I'm just I'm like trying to tip the. driver early like dude just like just. can we change this to a ghost tour. maybe yeah so but dude it's so fun there. and you go out to like the beach and. stuff there do you guys spend time on. the beach or what is your life like yeah. I live by the beach and then uh yeah. we're on the water all the time there. that's like the beauty of that City you. got all that water you got all those. good restaurants the people are nice. yeah it's it's a pretty pretty sweet. spot yeah and it's good the and you can.

kind of learn to surf there people don't. realize that you can kind of learn to. like Baby Surf there there's just enough. little wave action just the perfect. little waves yeah do you ever get out. there on them I think I'm too topheavy. to Surf I'm more of of a of a body. boarder. yeah you ever seen big heavy dudes try. to Surf it's really it's it's hilarious. it's like Mr Potato Head body out there. trying to Sur the the aerodynamics are. off yep yeah why don't they have who's.

coming out with the big boy board you. know Big and Tall needs a surf board I. feel like just so you have to just go. all in on the Boogie boarding like no. I'm good at this I'm this is what I'm. all about I could stand up on this thing. but I choose not. to dude but is there anything a little. bit dicer than being an adult Boogie. border like at a certain point yeah yeah. it's true it's you're not going to pick. up any new fans doing it and your wife. the wives are always just standing in. the distance like just waiting for. shaking heads like I'm in it for the.

children you know I brought you a. present today did you really. yeah I always like to share new products. that I find useful in my life and this. is a dick laser oh damn what it is is. it's like a laser pointer that uh is a. dick that projects dicks oh really yeah. so if anyone's running their mouth too. much in here mhm look at your shoe look. what I put on your shoe right there whoa. that's. cool that's pure [ __ ] huh it's pure [ __ ].

there's uh some variable settings on. there too I think where you can kind of. uh change what nasty stuff you put. that's the that's the PG end right there. that's just your light the other end is. where you get the dick right there. oh so this is where you find a suspect. like that yeah and then the other one's. where you embarrass him wow dude thank. you bro yeah you're welcome I think you. could use that anytime anyone's talking. too much in here you just throw one of. those across their forehead and it'll. shut them up fast yeah or if you see an. old guy you put a limping on him just to.

[ __ ] I make my cats chase it around. the house it's pretty useful oh yeah. dude there's nothing cooler than n. seeing some cats chasing a little [ __ ]. around those are the good old days you. know bro thank you this is so nice man. we've had two really neat gifts and this. is definitely uh one of them cherish it. forever very very sweet of you uh was. your neighborhood cool growing up or was. it like in a city I know you grew up in. Georgia I know that I was born in. Georgia but uh you grew up in Virginia. sorry yeah Virginia I was born in. Georgia and then we uh actually I spent.

a few years after that my dad was a uh. was a guard in the prison at Loke in. Loke California so I lived for a few. years on the prison reservation right. outside of the prison where like all the. people lived whose parents worked in the. prison what all the like prison family. like you there with those children lot. all types of uh I bet it's pretty. diverse over there was it it was pretty. tough crowd uh yeah it was crazy and uh. I lived there and then my dad got. transferred to the Federal Bureau of. Prisons in DC and so that's when we.

moved to Virginia is it scary being the. child of somebody that works at a prison. like what's that kind of energy like you. know what I didn't really kind of get it. until like I mean this is like I'm. talking like real little like I moved. out of there and we were like in. kindergarten but I can remember though. one night the alarms going off and like. my dad came in and like rounded me and. my sister up and we had to go into their. bedroom and shut the door and I like. looked out the window and it was just my. dad with the shotgun going outside. jumping in the back of a pickup truck. with all my friends dads there was like. a prison break and were going to go.

chase the dudes down it was like wo this. is some real [ __ ] right here yeah yeah. bro God that's cool yeah cuz I wonder if. you did like like if your dad I guess he. doesn't bring work home because that. would be like having an inmate come over. for dinner or whatever I think be brings. work home there's a big problem. yeah I um we grew up by this it was like. a prosthetic kind of not Factory I guess. I think it was hoping that like after. the war like prosthetic would scale up. or whatever but so but it never really.

did but they had a lot of um they give. us like the use like the [ __ ] you. could get them out back and the Ed ones. the ones that didn't use Prosthetics. ones that people didn't want yeah. returns or ones that were um they did to. they didn't uh it's not like veneers but. when they just didn't do the edging. right on it or something or the hand was. too small for the guy who was too sharp. yeah. yeah yeah can't even hug my wife with. this yeah but we would see yeah you'd. have people like or it would be two. middle fingers some you know gu fan.

would get like one with two middle. fingers on it um but that was something. that was always funny around us cuz you. see like people would Chase each other. with different little appendages or you. see [ __ ] somebody you know not hit. their wife but throw a hand at her you. know or something cool that you knew. where to find those those rejects that's. good it was fun it just made things fun. or you see like somebody try to break. into a car but not using their own. fingerprints like try to it's brilliant. yeah just type [ __ ] like that commit. crimes I like it yeah it's just it was a. different time but um but yeah I missed.

that a lot um I bet you you have. influence you could probably get fake. hands with two middle fingers still if. you wanted to I bet yeah that's a good. think somebody can send them your way. they need that though dude especially. with just how the things are going these. days it's like I think you almost want. two midd yeah I feel like with the state. of the world we uh we all definitely. need more middle fingers yeah yeah we. don't have enough do you um I know since. you live over there in Charleston do you. stay out of like I I know that you don't. have Social Media stuff like that you. just keep all that stuff of your life I.

really do yeah like uh when we shot Vice. principles Walton gogins and uh like byy. Phillips they were on there and they. were all they they were involved with. social media and they were kind of. telling me you got to get in there it's. awesome and so I like had an Instagram. account for like a matter of a few. months and was like [ __ ] this I felt. like it was a Gateway for just crazy. people to be able to reach out and touch. so I uh yeah I just wasn't that I don't. know it wasn't it wasn't my deal some. people I know are amazing at that stuff. but uh yeah it just didn't feel like uh. natural fit for me yeah and so but.

that's it's just good that you like. recognize that yeah it's kind of. Addicting it makes you feel bad I think. sometimes some things are nice to see. because it feels inspirational but then. sometimes you're just like it's yeah. you're keeping up this kind of weird. void it feels like I liked it I liked it. Pur the only thing I miss about is I. like seeing bum fights I like seeing uh. all the schoolyard fights uh that was I. like seeing fights that's what I like to. see on there oh yeah they have. everything they even have Gau on there. now so it's [ __ ] it's upscaled it's.

upscaled a lot um do you miss like like. being a when I when I was a kid like. things were dumb like [ __ ] was just you. could be funny all day who you didn't. give a [ __ ] like somebody had noodles or. something when you got home like there. was just [ __ ] was possible Right. somebody had noodles when you got him or. it was just like everything was going to. kind of be okay do you miss like um but. I noticed as I get older I just my brain. doesn't even come up with like some of. the ideas and stuff that I had when I. was a kid and like like do you notice. any of that for yourself like that you.

felt like your humor was different then. or that humor changes as you get as you. get older I just feel like I feel like. if you're creative being bored is good. sometimes right and I feel like. sometimes with these phones with all. this information all the time it your. brain is just constantly occupied by. other people's noise and so I felt like. when I kind of turned that stuff off I I. just felt like there was all of this. noise that just went away and then all. my stupid ideas could flourish I could. make jokes about noodles anything was.

possible yeah that's a good call man. yeah it's like yeah cuz maybe I think I. miss that is what I miss I almost Miss. feeling I know this sounds weird I. almost Miss feeling dumb a little bit. yeah not knowing about everything that's. going on in the world yeah and not. wearing all these things on my face that. aren't even of my own life kind of in a. way you know um and I had this weird. thought about the other day like see if. like you're a parent and you're always. seeing like these cute things that kids. do on Tik toks and different things I. wonder if it fects the way a little bit.

like if your kid isn't as boisterous or. isn't like does it like I don't know. like just I don't know I thought about. like it takes almost all of our like. some of our good Mo like our good. reactions or the things that are kind of. supposed to be reserved for kind of real. people in our lives does it start to. like take. those reactions to those people does it. make any sense yeah no it totally does I. I feel that you'll see people on there. that are going on these beautiful. vacations you're like damn how do they. know about how do they know to go to.

these places I don't know this like you. start comparing all these things in your. world to what you see there I mean I I'm. not someone who's like I'm not against. at all I think that there's also awesome. stuff with just anyone being able to. have a voice and anyone being able to. reach people that have uh what's in come. but yeah I think for me I just kind of I. saw that it probably wasn't going to be. the best thing for me so I just didn't. participate [ __ ] that's bravey though. you're almost like damn Christopher. Columbus I feel like you just see a lot. of it it's cool man I'm waiting for it.

to go extinct and I don't think it ever. will so now I'm just I'm like I'm like. uh I'm like the Amish man I'm just. pretending like none of these. advancements are there dude I'm just in. my house making rocking chairs and. selling you know Taffy is that what you. do or is that you spend your time do you. have some good Hobbies actually you know. I need to get some Hobbies I don't have. good Hobbies I think my hobbies were. always like making stuff like when I as. was a kid I'd make movies or write stuff. and then once that became my job then. people are like what are you into it's. like I I I guess just my job is what I'm.

into but that's what's beautiful about. Charleston there you can get out that. water you can get outside and so that. stuff is great yeah yeah dude I had a. roommate over there we would drink so. much Jin and tonics and just wet the bed. all the time over there lot of bed wets. and Charon beautiful people were like. I'm on the sailing team was like sure. you are brother you better [ __ ] put a. cater in it between you and your wife. dude um dude what was oh you know who I. saw yesterday speaking on social media. the rizzler you ever seen this kid oh.

I've seen the rizzler yeah dude I met. him in person yes I'm having dinner. right I was having dinner I look over. and and it's a kid you don't want to. look for too long cuz it's like it's. just not something you do and look at. him look at him dude oh and you got a. pick with him too I love it man bro I. was so excited I but it's kind of weird. because you don't want to be like I'm. talking to a kid or whatever and then. but definitely dude I'll say this wait. where were you guys at is that Craigs. went to Craigs dinner was just hanging. out at Craigs it blew my mind there was.

like some guy in there who like was had. like overdosed on age or something like. some super old guy he's like I'm a. producer you know he's like I produced. uh the Mayflower whatever I was like. that was a [ __ ] boat that was a boat. in 1800s but um but yeah anyway this was. like this the coolest thing that ever. happened so I was so excited and not to. snitch on him or whatever first of all. he had two Pepsis or whatever past 8:00. p.m. which I think he's yeah that's late. he's going to the Bedtime Stories won't. work anymore you'll be up all night yep.

yeah that's a little late and some. people have some people say his grades. have been suffering and I'm like well I. think he's evolved past grades right. he's never going to have to learn. anything he's just going to be able to. do whatever he wants in this world I. think yeah yeah that's true my son is uh. my son watches all this stuff so he. keeps me up to date on who's who the. rizzler you know he's he's he shows me. the ways oh that's cool yeah yeah it was. definitely nice I mean it was just neat. to see him it was interesting to be. impressed by a child but he's kind of.

like the mcau culan of like their. generation it seems like M you know I. mean maybe that's a reach but but yeah. he was [ __ ] eating at Craigs with. some it just like it was very bizarre. and I asked him a question and he just. started doing his arms like that did he. do his little move to you did he give it. to you or no uh I don't think I got it I. think he I mean I'm an adult and I. shouldn't have really been talking to. him so I think I was a little and the. weird thing is you see all these adults. looking at him it's just got to be so. weird to be him it it does it's like. he's this generation Shirley Temple yeah.

he. really yeah he's an Italian Shirley. Temple but it definitely looks like his. yeah I just heard his grades been. suffering and I even was like the dad I. was like H somebody said he's had issues. in social studies and he looked at his. dad like you've been telling people yeah. why you talking about my grades that was. kind of interesting um my friend and I. made a movie David Spade and I wrote a. movie thank you for inspiring people to. like create just kind of create stuff on. their own oh that's great yeah I have. some buddies who I think uh Steve little. was in it yeah yes yes that's great did.

you guys have fun with him oh he was the. he was the best maybe him and Chris. Elliot were like the best people that. came in it man that's great yeah Steve. little is such a he's such a good dude. he's so incredibly funny sweet and kind. I love him he's like a just like a teddy. bear that's been like not in a halfway. house but definitely like like boot camp. like could have been a wrestler type of. energy but like yeah and he's Fearless. he'll do anything he was like just um. yeah it was awesome just for him to be. in there did you cast for him like were.

you the Picker for him yeah I was the. Picker yep uh yeah when we wrote the. pilot for Eastbound and we had that role. you know we were we just went to like. you know we went through the regular. casting process and honestly like as. soon as I saw him then that's like where. that character kind of like blew up then. like there was no intentions when we. first wrote that that that character. would be such a big deal in the show but. it was seeing how genuinely funny he was. and how cool he was then every season. just became like what can we get Steve. to do this year and he never shot away.

from any of it he was always game he'd. always take it much further than we ever. imagined he was amazing yeah he he's. special and he drank out of those little. you know those little creamer cups I saw. him drink a couple of those in a row me. and him went down to uh guadalahara. Mexico I guess it was beginning of last. year uh I was launching this tequila. brand Donato and I got him to come down. there with me and we shot these ads for. it and after the first day of shooting I. came down to the Hotel bar and he was. just there with a pad and paper and I'm. like what are you doing he's like I'm. handwriting my mom a letter to tell how.

tell her how much fun I'm having here I. was like that's what I love about Steve. little he handwrites his mom letters. it's a special person who does that yeah. yeah he definitely seems like a hug that. got left somewhere but rescued that's. right that's right yeah we texted a. little bit after I got to touch base. with him and say hey but that was just. crazy and it's just crazy like you see. people you're like oh this works for. casting because we would have friends. that would send in videos and some of. them are like audition tapes and then. you're like oh man that's my friend but. it just doesn't fit for this thing it's.

just not the right fit it's like it's. super specific kind of to watch because. I used to just put in audition tapes and. I would never get booked for anything. and I was like but then this time we're. getting the videos in because we're. doing the casting you're like oh first I. see why I never got anything like my. [ __ ] was [ __ ] very obtuse but then um. but then you'd have friends it would. cender roll and you're like oh this is. almost perfect or this would be kind of. risky but it might be adventurous it was. that was probably one of the most fun. things I think about creating something.

yeah it that that casting is definitely. fun because stuff can just take a new. life on and and you're right it's one of. those deals where someone can be really. good and you can kind of tell instantly. whether it's uh the right fit or not not. even based on their talent but like. whatever ideas you had in mind for what. that character looked like or how they. talked and you can kind of tell. instantly when someone comes in like yep. or nope you know and I think that's a. hard gig man just I've been lucky that I. have like tried to write most of the. things that I've done but uh yeah just.

being an actress to show up constantly. and put yourself out there in that way. it's tough man it is hard and drive over. there and be depressed while you're. driving over there trying to do your. lines and in traffic sitting in a Lobby. where it's a bunch of dudes who look. kind of like. you sucks yeah oh god dude yeah that was. some of the tough like I did that for. probably six or seven years probably and. I never had any hope that I was going to. get I almost did it I think I don't know. why I was doing it I think you're just. La also when you're young enough you. have the energy to do it um with fist.

foot way you didn't write that right. Jody h r me and jod wrote it together. you it together um and you got shot that. on on super 16 or no super 16 yep okay. and you made that without going through. sag and stuff right no we was totally. independent I think we shot it for about. 70 grand shot it in like a little less. than three weeks and yeah it was all. just buddies everyone just came down. there to do it and uh I mean it was um.

we had jod and I had both lived in La. for a few years at that point and you. know neither of us had found like any. real success and so it was sort of a. Hail Mary of just like all right let's. just see if we can kind of do this on. our own and what what do you what do you. notice that's easier about doing a film. like that are doing something where you. have to go through all the uh where. where everything is more um you know uh. guilds and all of that you know if. you're at a place where you can afford. the guilds then you already have a leg. up you know you're already kind of in. the zone that thing there was like. There's No One trying to help us make it. there's no one you know they're not they.

don't care about it not being the guilds. because they just don't ever think it'll. see the light of day so you know every. bit of that is a fight because not only. do you have to kind of get the resources. and figure out how to do it uh and how. to talk people into coming and doing it. when there's no upside for them uh but. then even once it's done there's no. guarantee that anything will ever happen. with it you know and so I think that can. be pretty discouraging for people. sometimes. yeah yeah it's definitely interesting. like we got we made this movie and now. we're figuring out like we wrote it and.

everything we funded it ourselves so. it's super scary cuz you're like all you. really have right now is this piece of. debt kind of. um but then and then it's like too long. right now it's just like we got to. figure it out it just seems like it's I. don't know the whole thing's been super. fascinating yeah it's a it's a crazy. process and now especially the. entertainment industry's changes so much. and yeah it's all risk it seems like. these days yeah do you um do you envy. things about the entertainment industry. right now like as opposed to whenever. you kind of first got into it you know. what I feel find interesting is like I.

you know I went to film School in uh. North Carolina that's where I met Jody. Hill and a lot of the guys I work with. and uh you know in the 90s there was. just like such a uh a healthy. independent like film Market I mean you. were going to film school and you're. seeing guys like Tarantino and you know. Kevin Smith and all these dudes are just. like making stuff that's pretty simple. and it's not requiring massive budgets. and they're finding audiences and so it. was inspiring it felt like you could do. it like you were like anyone could do it. and it's kind of funny that it was much.

harder to make an independent film then. I mean you had to shoot on film you had. to like there was all these elements of. things that were super expensive oh yeah. and it seems kind of crazy that with. technology it should be easier than ever. to make something independent but it. feels like the market is like not as. healthy as it used to be and uh yeah. it's kind of disappointing yeah I think. but yeah and then but something new will. come out of it right that's how you kind. of think like how does this evolve what. happens next you know that sort of thing. was there a movie that you like like. that you made that you wrote her a roll.

or some little piece of something that. you wanted to do that once you started. to get a little older because some I'm. like [ __ ] this thing would have for me. would have been great like seven years. ago I think I could have pulled it off. but now it's like um do you ever think. like that like was there some like was. there something you had you're like [ __ ]. now I'm have to C Cast somebody to do it. instead of do it I uh it's so hard. writing stuff that most of the time when. I have written something it's been with. the intention of going and making it I. only have a few things that I've written.

that I didn't kind of move on but most. of them were just because it I wasn't. any good and it wasn't something to kind. of pursue but luckily uh all the stuff. I've really put my energy into I've been. able to see it to fruition in some way. or another wow. yeah yeah but yeah because that's what I. think about like I had this idea for. this thing was like sinkhole baby right. like a guy like the sole survivor of a. sinkhole right baby in a small town. right and people are like they [ __ ]. love him because he made it cuz God. picked him and he and at the cafe they.

even have like they'll have like a. little oatmeal there but they put a. raisin in it like at the Town Cafe Co. baby that's him yeah wait and so you. think that you've uh gotten too old to. be S Co baby now well because but then. what happens is it creates a lot of hype. when something happens to you that you. didn't plan right like suddenly you're a. celebrity but how do you live up to that. in a small town when you didn't really. do anything when really God did it with. gravity and now you have to [ __ ] live. like the repercussions of being SLE baby. and then you go on tour with like like. other people like hit by lightning guy.

and [ __ ] you know I think you need to. make this dude this there's there's a. story here look at this I just feel so. now was like I'm just getting a little. too old hey man you're never too old to. be a sinko baby that's one thing I've. learned in this world really you think. that yeah I think I believe. that and I think I don't know what the. second half of it is sometimes you got. to go back in that sinkhole you left. your phone in there you got to get you. got to get back in there your buddy was. left behind got to get his body got to. bring it up and then at the again you go. to the cafe and they put two raisins on.

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Shane Gillis sometimes have you seen him. oh yeah I love Shane have you gotten to. meet him or no I have yeah we helped him. uh produce uh tires his show he does. produce it I even know that y yeah. because it's so funny that I think. there's times when I see him and I'm. like oh he's there's something about him. that it's not this you but there's. something about the way he is he's. himself he's himself you know uh not. polished and just kind of shooting from. the hip you know that's good I think. people respond to it I think they like.

seeing that yeah yeah yeah he's a. special guy and he just like one look. he's like yep and you're in dude yeah he. makes me laugh he does man he makes. everybody laugh it's good and it's cool. to see him like tires was kind of a. comedy that I think kind of change. things because there's jokes in there. that I feel like they wouldn't put on. Netflix 10 years ago or even five years. ago yeah and now it's changing do you. feel some of that you know I feel like. this we've always tried to push it in. everything that we've done I've you know. I know people are like oh you can't make. comedies about this that anymore but you.

know even when we made east bound and. down it wasn't like they were asking for. that it wasn't like people were like we. need like a racist uh baseball player. that cusses at kids and does cocaine. there wasn't like a like an ad in the. trades for it you know I think that you. come in you make something funny and. then that's what you know that starts. new trends that makes people gravitate. towards it I think that obviously you. see people getting in trouble for saying. [ __ ] up [ __ ] but uh I also like I feel. like it's very rarely you see people get. in trouble for actually like making.

something that is you know I think. people get I think people get in trouble. sometimes rightfully so for saying bad. [ __ ] but I mean rare I mean I can't. really think of where people really get. in trouble for like making something. that pushes the lines Me Maybe I'm like. forgetting things but I kind of feel. like a lot of times people just want. their ass to be kissed and I think when. you make something that pushes the. boundaries everyone's not going to kiss. your ass people will get upset about it. and you have to be cool with that being. part of what goes with pushing the. boundaries is that those boundaries are. going to sometimes push back on you and.

that's just part of the deal yeah I. almost really when you're saying that it. makes me feel like it like if you tweet. something you're just saying something. you're looking for controversy it's like. but if you go out and make like uh put. out a conversation of something then the. the response from people is different. like tweet people just argue there's all. type of [ __ ] but you go and uh actually. put a conversation out then it is more. of like discussion and people at least. respect that you had the conversation I. think so I think that's what it is I. mean obviously you can be judged on. whether it's good or not but that's a.

different thing than whether if you're. just putting something out there that's. problematic and people get mad about it. feels like that's honestly what you're. asking for right when people right put. something out there that's controversial. it's made to have people start fighting. right isn't that part of how the whole. thing works I think so yeah Shane just. did SNL uh did you get to see any of it. I did I saw a couple beers that's pretty. funny [ __ ] I need a couple beers in my. personal life I think that will fix a. lot of things oh yeah I mean I [ __ ]. used to overdose over there in.

Charleston especially on Halloween dude. one year I made out with three ladybugs. dude oh just the the the creatures the. lady bugs the actual insects. or people dressed as them oh perfect and. then you wet the bed and went sailing. after. that perfect that's a perfect night out. in Charleston that's the Charleston de. catalon right there dude oh yeah every. everything in Charleston seem haunted um. did you Shane just did SNL you did you. you you ever hosted never hosted SNL did. you get asked to do did you not want to.

or was a thing or you know the uh is. there any real gravity there or am I. just slurping around because I I'll. [ __ ] shine this dick on myself if you. need me to you can you shine there you. know what uh I uh I love SNL I grew up. watching it and um one of the first. moves I ever did was hot rod which was. produced by Lauren Michaels and uh when. we um when we were shooting hot rod I. met Bill ha and Andy Samberg Anda and. yorma and all those guys and uh they. were just coming off their first year of. SNL and so it was cool I like those guys.

and Lauren had actually kind of uh proed. me to see if I was interested in joining. the cast but it was the same exact week. that we sold heast bounding down and so. I was like as much as I'm flattered this. is uh this is what I'm going to go off. and do and uh and then none of them ever. talk to me ever again after yeah God. yeah well after seeing Kenny Powers how. do you think Kenny Powers would pitch. against some of today's hitters do you. think I think he would have to Juice It. Up dude he would he would have to don't. you think I feel like there should just. be a special league for just all the.

dudes who Juice It Up right bring it up. there's Olympics that start there's a. new dope Olympics are starting up I love. it that's a great idea the Trump sun is. starting up which is kind of [ __ ]. perfect is it really it's enhanced games. what they call it enhanced games brother. oh dude which is that's also what I call. my erection a lot of times this is this. this is something else yeah cuz I'm on. those pills but a group yeah a group led. by Donald Trump Jr is infusing funding. and some political muscle in the. enhanced. games and so what's the thought process.

here that this will sort of anybody who. wants to dope it up will stay out of the. uh the regular leagues and they'll be. gra they'll gravitate towards this is. that what it is come over here yeah it. says he's offering $1 million for the. first Sprinter to break the 100 meter. world record can you imagine some guy. just the rest of his body's falling off. no they they cross the finish line their. hearts explode that's what happens if. you win yep. wow I I how do you train for these. events I can't wait to see it's just. going to be super superhumans leaping. over houses well I'll tell you how you.

train in art town you would meet up with. a guy behind the wind Dixie and get some. test 200 first of all you would hide it. from your wife and have to pull over on. the side of the interstate and shoot and. you and your buddy who have been like. talking about how who commonly referred. against gay folks have to pull over and. shoot it into each other's rear end yeah. and then all your hair falls out and. zits start forming on your back and your. wife is like what is going on what. happened to you but but you're ready for. the um three-legged race with your buddy.

to do it yeah I like that that's what. matters I'll tune in I'm in um you have. your last season of gemstones last. season of gemstones I've been I live in. Charleston like we talked about but so. I've been out in La this week just. running around running my mouth this is. my last day of of running my mouth it's. wonderful oh thank you man I really it. really is co Best For Last well it's. nice you to say that and and lie to me. but I will say that I I waited in line. one time to get a uh a photo with you. like probably. maybe 10 years ago somewhere really.

where I think it was at Comic-Con oh. really yeah [ __ ] it's pretty cool uh I. know people when the show first started. I think everyone thought you were on the. show they always thought you were Tony. cavalero oh yeah Tony's a buddy of mine. yeah you guys you guys had that similar. Vibe I think I actually honestly when. when the first season came out I I. remember I had I met with a reporter and. they asked me what it was like to work. with theovon did they yeah and I was. like that that's not the obon oh I've. had people come up to me and think I'm. in the gym so since 20 times I'll play. along with it I like yeah but um oh this.

dude's so awesome man Tony's one of the. great he's such a sweet guy he really is. he's inred somebody put her face right. there I didn't notice that look at that. one no wonder some people think this. [ __ ] oh look at you dude look at you. that's Trevor Wallace that's. hilarious these days you don't even know. this is the magic AI look at that I'd. buy it I know um wow and very similar. chests and very similar. um yeah how do you I'm just noticing how.

much more ripped Tony is now like he was. always strong but God damn that dude got. really strong over the last few years. yeah well he just has such a um him and. uh him and Devon often times in the when. we're shooting down Charleston those. guys have the same schedule and so every. day that they're not working they're. just [ __ ] Pumping Iron together are. they just getting strong spotting each. other yeah yeah dude I remember they had. a gay felon our town he was a drug. dealer so everybody wanted drugs so also. that's how you also kind of like met gay.

guys you know or at the first time so. cool treats right it was like dude yeah. these guys are [ __ ] but I think it. did a lot for our town cuz some people. who may not have like kind of like you. know branched out more you know or just. like had more questions suddenly you. were sitting there high as hell and then. more gay people started kind of like. drugs are the great equalizer right oh. yeah you can it crosses every boundary. known oh God yes um. oh were the real life pastors that you.

used to to uh that you sent your um. gemstone pastors like um like John. Goodman and um baby Billy do you send. them like did you have them reflect on. guys or do you go watch you get some. front row tickets to some oost or what. were you doing you know what a lot of it. was just like watching videos and stuff. and then actually kind of went around. and I did it I interviewed a few. different pastors uh just before I told. them what I was making a show about and. just you know for my own ideas my own. insight and people were responsive they.

they talked to me you know my aunt she. actually sadly passed away just a few. weeks ago but she was a minister uh so I. talked to her a lot about the church and. uh really what kind of church did she. minister at she I think it was I feel. like she was a a me it was in Atlanta. and it was just it wasn't a mega church. but it was one of sort of these uh you. know churches that can pop up in. shopping centers and not look like your. typical church and she kind of moved. into counseling after that as well and. but um you know I grew up in a household. that was pretty religious my mom was uh.

she did like puppet Ministry when I was. a child she would like do the children's. sermons and stuff like that oh really. yeah and do they hide behind someone to. do that is do out front yeah it's like a. little we we had this like uh PVC pipe. frame with felt over it yeah then they'd. hide behind there and uh and and my mom. had like uh like boxes of these puppets. and she would uh drum up these little. scripts and you know kind of mostly. Bible characters uh no well some. sometimes they would be but sometimes. they would just be these characters and. they would have to learn Bible lessons.

you know that's crazy so there like. characters like suddenly Paul reveres in. one of the scenes yes exactly but it was. uh you know so I grew up with all that. stuff so yeah this is exactly that's the. kind of [ __ ] we do right there that was. it oh this is great huh yep and um oh my. God yeah and the guy on the right. obviously yeah he's learning stuff he's. learning about the he's he's singing a. song about s baby you know and about how. Jesus raised him up out of the sinkhole.

made him into a little. raisin oh that's cool man yeah I'm. trying to think if we had any puppet. like uh no what do we have we had a guy. who's missing one finger puppeting is a. lot of shoulder work people don't think. about that got to have a lot of upper. body strength yeah you're a [ __ ]. that's the French Bulldog of stay like. that the drama region yeah you're really. building those shoulders um is your mom. pretty proud of you what's you guys'. relationship like we're good we're we're. strong she uh she she moved they lived.

in Virginia and then when we moved down. to Charleston uh she moved there uh my. wife's from Los Angeles you know I met. her out here we were here for I was here. for like 20 years and so when I. convinced her to move to Charleston with. us uh you know figured it only right me. her and the kids come down her mom who's. a angelin she moved down there too so. now for the first time in my life I have. like I live in the same town as my. parents and yeah it's kind of wild wow. that's so cool dude you like got to.

capture the whole dream I think that's. everybody's dream I'm gonna go I'll show. them I'll move I'll have the girl I'll. have the family you know it's been it's. it's been nice man I I always feel. grateful for what we get to do and uh. but the fact that like like this show. all the shows we've done I've made it. with all the my buddies that I met in. college you know guys I met when I was. 18 years old we're you know smoking weed. together in the dorm rooms talking about. movies and all this [ __ ] and now you. know. 25 years later we're all still doing the.

same stuff it's kind of awesome yeah. yeah I wonder um yeah I would like to. get to meet a wife sometime soon where. did you meet your wife at a certain. location I met her she was like a friend. of my neighbor when I lived at this. shitty apartment over in West Hollywood. and so it was just kind of one of those. things where you don't have any money to. go to any of these expensive bars or. clubs when you're in your early 20s out. here and yeah you're the [ __ ] rizzler. yeah except you're the rizzler you're. going to Craigs dude drinking two Pepsis. after n living that highlight I didn't. want to say anything but yeah his grades.

are down but the money's up you know. that's his [ __ ] life I know I like. you know moving I went to college in. North Carolina and moved here in 99 and. man this was a tough this is a tough. City to come into from with nothing you. know it's it's it's hard living I feel. like when you get out here and you're. waiting tables and paing and just doing. all this stuff making no money and it. hurts you can't go do anything and every. girl that's your age is dating someone. who's 15 years older and sucessful smth. or something it was it's tough yeah and.

they take a girl like on a world tour. and then you're like I'm supposed to. what take her where for a walk what am I. how am I even going to compete dude I. remember on my birthday we I got out. here I've been out for like a year and I. bought a used refrigerator right I was. saving when I finally went and looked at. the price I was probably saving $60. right nightmare had to borrow somebody's. truck to go get it um out towards R get. it back home on my birthday I spent my. whole birthday doing this I get it over. to the door of our apartment and. gets it will not go in it's just a. little too wide so I have to take the.

[ __ ] doors I just I remember sitting. against the wall crying I was on. steroids but I was also sitting there. just and dude parking spots were too. small you'd open the you couldn't get. out you get a ticket and you would ding. that everything about La was [ __ ]. impossible hard yeah and it felt too. like when the city the city could be. against you you know like parking. tickets stuff like that I mean it just. felt like when your day was bad that's. always when you would come out and. there'd be a boot on your car and it. would just get worse and worse and worse. and and that's the other thing is when.

you're kind of living on the edge like. that it feels like no one gives a [ __ ]. either like people would walk over you. and if you were laying on the ground. bleeding you know yeah it was tough did. you um did you ever do stand up to or no. I never did stand up no I mean I you. desire to you think I don't I I didn't. really you know honestly I didn't even. really have any Ambitions to be an actor. it's like you know I went to film school. to write and to make I always kind of. imagined I would just be behind the. camera and uh you know and that's true. 100% 100% yeah I mean uh yeah I didn't.

have any Ambitions of of trying to be an. actor at all David Green who was another. classmate of mine he made this movie. called all the real girls bring it up. it's It's A Beautiful film about first. love and Appalachia oo really yeah but. his uh his uh he had an actor who backed. out of the show the last minute and uh. it was an independent movie and he just. asked me to come down and play the role. cuz he didn't have time time to cast. somebody else and it was the very first. time I ever acted at anything and uh and.

after jod saw it he wanted to make a. movie and he was like well you're the. only person we know who's been in. something so it's funny that we thought. that was a leg up just that dude right. there we thought would somehow get. something made dude it's so crazy though. when you go from an idea like even with. this m like it was all emails and then. we show up one day on set and there was. a real movie going on dude I had to sit. down for a while I was like like oh my. God I thought everybody was just [ __ ]. around like and then it was a real movie.

and there's like people and people don't. know what they're doing and people do. know what they're doing people are. yelling and people are but there was it. was like oh my God this is really it and. then you realize it's so hard to make. something really too cuz so many little. things happen like we got pushed by the. fire for a week and it was like suddenly. that changes everything and you have you. don't know if people are and then we had. to shoot one day the day with Steve. little word it's like the winds were 40. miles hour we can't afford to re-shoot. so it's like [ __ ] B and that the. winds are 40 miles hour we had the same.

thing on gemson here I mean that's what. a lot of this stuff becomes is it. becomes surrounding yourself with just. strategists like people on your team. that just know how to solve problems. because that's what 100% what all making. anything is is you got your idea what. it's going to be and then every day it's. dealing with something that's coming. your way to make it less than what you. want it to be and you got to figure out. how to navigate it yeah when we shot the. season of. gemstones right near the end like. there's this like pretty specific spefic. location to this season and uh I fought.

really hard to be able to get in this. place and shoot there but we only had. limited time in the night before we had. to shoot like the last scene of the. entire series hurricane Helena comes. through that part of Carolina and just. like decimated everything and this. location that we're at it's like 100 m. per hour winds no power and it's like. there's no alternative you know we have. to shoot this thing you have to just do. it so it's like like well once these. hurricane force winds die down maybe. we'll try to get some extension cords. and finish this thing off and that's. exactly what we did it was.

crazy damn yeah it's I think it's just. thing no matter what level things are at. if you're doing something in your. backyard and you and your brother plan. to shoot something and then halfway. through he doesn't like his attitude. changes and he goes in the house it's. like it's always and that ruins whatever. your little plan was it's always. something right there's always something. that's going to show up um how do you. know when a show is done like this you. know I wasn't sure with this I mean I've. been really lucky with HBO that they've. always been real supportive of the stuff.

I want to do and they're uh they're. awesome Partners to have in this and uh. man I think it kind of just came as we. started writing this season to me it. just felt like it I felt like when I was. starting to write it like everything I. was kind of gravitating towards was like. about closure and sort of wrapping up. these characters like longer stories and. so I kind of kept myself open while we. were shooting like in case I got any. other ideas of like maybe I'd come back. and do another one but as we kind of. shot more and more it just it felt like. it was the end it felt like it yeah and. I I don't know TV is one of those things.

too where it's a strange uh art form. because if it's good the reward is you. just get to keep doing it and doing it. and doing it but sometimes that doesn't. necessarily make for the best story you. know just to have you know all right. this is like the 10th time these. characters have almost died you know or. whatever that that show yeah where. things can overstay their welcome and. you know I mean it's a people are. getting hit with so many things these. days like there's so many things uh. vying for your attention it's it's a lot. to ask an audience to like stick with. the show for 10 years or something you. know what I mean and just think that.

your taste in 10 years will be the same. as it was when the first season came out. so for me I I didn't want to stay in it. longer than we needed to I never wanted. to make it something where it didn't. matter I always kind of wanted to make. sure it was relevant and something we. were all having fun doing and and never. kind of U evolve into something that. just feels like a job yeah was there. something special that you like to do. for your crew and stuff like that like. you talk so much about like the guys. that work for you and work with you I'm. sure you use a lot of the same crew and. stuff too because there you develop. relationships you know how people are.

going to work you know what people will. be there for you on those you know when. it's 1:00 a.m. and you're like what the. [ __ ] are we going to do right now um. what's something you like to do for them. I've heard that you do nice things for. them yeah we just like to party we I. mean to me I feel like it's one of those. deals like the rock and roll uh but I I. do feel like you know especially living. down there when you're asking people to. come work on the show you're asking them. to like leave their lives leave the. comfort of their home sometimes leave. their spouse or their partner and come. down there for you know 6 months to come. work with you I've been on stuff where. I've been on location and it's sort of.

like yeah good luck buddy you know. you're just kind of end up you don't. know anybody you're sitting in a hotel. room it's the worst and uh so I always. just try to at a Weston yeah exactly I. just try to avoid that I mean you. obviously everyone's different people. want their own sometimes people want to. be left alone in the Weston but I try to. just make everybody feel like they're at. home when they come there like try to. make them have a good time and. ultimately it's like you know for me. it's the whole idea that we get to make. this [ __ ] is so much fun like I don't. even watch these things after we're done. I don't even go back and watch any of.

this stuff again my experience with it. is like the act of making it that's that. feels like the climax to me uh I I'm in. you know I'm on I oversee like every cut. of this show and in post but yeah once. this stuff like is done I'm kind of done. with it you know it kind of feels even. the old movies from Pineapple to Tropic. it's like I'll see them at the premiere. and then I often times just will never. even see him again you know I'll see. clips of things online and be like oh. that's crazy I remember that but I don't. know I just I have a lot of fun making.

this stuff I like collaborating with. people like you were saying those. problems that come up solving that stuff. that feeling of accomplishment when you. do sort of dodge a bullet like that's. the excitement and the fun for me yeah I. noticed I don't like the acting part I. noticed I like the um giving somebody an. idea and be like and not telling the. other actors and stuff and like try this. dude yeah and then seeing what that what. that creates yeah that's the beauty of. it all yeah we had this one moment like. Spade is like taking this dog for a ride. cuz the company he works for this. company called last lap they give dogs.

rides like they're they're about to be. euthanized whatever he gives them a. couple more spins around town you know. in his car that's nice that's a nice. thing to do yeah sweet guy so he pulls. up and then it's like Kirk Fox you know. he is M Kirk Fox pulls up uh next to him. in a truck and uh Kirk's just been like. looting in the area I guess there a. stoplight and he's like what do you guys. you guys get anything good he's like. yeah we just got a hot lead on John. benet's wedding dress right. and that came from your Dome that was.

that was out of that was out of your. pocket snuck over to like a [ __ ] like. a like a [ __ ] Navy SEAL I just put. this little [ __ ] I just shine that. cck right in his soul and then I went. off and hit in the distance and that's. what I noticed that's the only thing I. always loved I always liked even when we. were a kid like we would go like like. not getting molested what it's called. camping with people's dads right and. getting molested no you were right the. first thing you said was right it was. like CB scouts or whatever but I. remember one time we left and I told.

everybody that Jay Leno had died right. right and you couldn't check back then. so the whole weekend you would hear the. dads talking about it kind of. reminiscing about Leno and some of their. favorite guests and [ __ ] and I would be. in my tent laying down just crying out. of my [ __ ] little penis I was crying. out of laughing so [ __ ] hard I man. those that that kind of stuff was Boy. Scout camps I went to a Boy Scout camp. when I was a kid and I remember it was. like we had this our cub master was this. uh was one of the kids' dads and it was. him with you know 12 boys and we're.

camping and he just got over the course. of the week he just got stranger and. stranger and at one point he just kind. of like left you know left the camp for. a while and it had been a bit since he'd. been back there and every night we would. always notice that he'd go into his uh. tent and he would just like lay down and. put these headphones on and just kind of. lay there and so I was so curious like. what is this [ __ ] listening to. and I'm probably like 12 years old and. when he was gone I snuck into his tent. and I picked up his headphones and I put. it on and hit play they were like.

messages from his wife talking about how. he was a good man and. like it made me terrified of the like. let's just get me home this guy's. sitting in here just like listening to. his wife pump him up and with the 12. boys in the. woods oh my God that's so sweet of her. to make all that I why did he need it. though like that's what was like it. seemed like the tires were about to fall. off he he. probably keeping him off the end of a. [ __ ] rope dude that's a crazy dude I.

got almost got set home from that camp. too because I pulled a knife on a kid. not not uh for real but I had I had that. you know when you're that age and you. have your little knives your little boy. scout knives you're constantly playing. with it and I guess this other troop. walked past us and I'd pulled that knife. out and they thought I was like [ __ ]. threatening someone and I had to go into. the office and explain myself you know. and I got my knife taken away for the. rest of the week yeah yeah yeah dude. there was something I remember like um.

when I was a kid we used well we get one. thing we' do for fun I remember the. mosquito truck would come by and we get. on our bikes and [ __ ] ride behind it. and just Huff the gas just get high bro. we would be [ __ ] cooked dude just. like unbelievable a trail of dead. mosquitoes around everybody's. singing dude I bro if I got went near a. bird it would die after that like. anything anything that could [ __ ] hit. the airwaves was dead I couldn't even. pick up AM radio bro I was like anything.

that could fly was it was that was. something fun I remember I remember. being in the woods and somebody would. say like I saw something and then you. would run the fear that went you didn't. see anything somebody did and they. started to leave and suddenly you were. alone even if you were one step alone in. the woods from your friend it was like. it's going to get me there was unnown oh. yeah we used I was the best I grew up in. Virginia and it was a neighborhood that. was like brand knew it was like in. the'80s and like so it was all woods and. stuff and all construction it was all.

like they were just building one of. those big subdivisions and we were like. one of the first houses in there and so. me and my friends would just have like. the Run of that place I mean we were. constantly doing that but there was like. this one construction site and we were. young this probably like fourth or fifth. grade we would just like go there at. night time and just like take all their. Lumber and their [ __ ] and go make ramps. and go build tree houses and there was. this one house that we kept doing it to. and there it was a construction site and. we built like a tree for it with all the. wood and I guess guys who were building. the house found out where it was at and. we came out to our tree fort and they.

had like ripped everything down they had. like taken it all down so then that next. day we went to that place and we [ __ ]. destroyed that house we took Center. blocks and threw it through the walls. we're like these fourth graders thinking. we're just going to show these guys what. meile there's some family that has to. stay just no sense but it was like we. took it personally like how we stole. that Lumber fair and square these mother. they're going to [ __ ] on our on our. Diamond Back uh you know freestyle bikes. our BMX bikes just thinking we run we. ran that [ __ ] yeah dude I trying oh we.

had a glit I don't if it was a glitter. truck I think it was a glitter truck. that toppled over like in the interstate. near us and it was like and it was like. kind of a I guess a windy time of year. and our [ __ ] town had glitter in the. area for two years in your lungs. everywhere I mean you [ __ ] yeah you. couldn't even you just you'd meet. somebody in half of [ __ ] they're. shining just crazy dude those are good. days it is crazy how if you have a. construction site if you're building a. house if any kids in the neighborhood.

you they all they do is get in there and. break [ __ ] the they no concept of like. someone's paid money for this someone's. waiting to move their family in it just. has looked at as like this is this. doesn't matter no one lives here so we. can do what we. want God those are the best times. man I enjoy using acorns I enjoy setting. it up I got it set up for my nieces and. nephews it just to help them start to. save right to recognize uh and look at.

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Theo to sign up for your free trial. that's shipstation.com code. tho yeah that's a stuff that I think. sometimes about getting older like do do. you ever start to think like that you. only get to do so many things does that. start to become a thing in your head at. all I mean you've been you know so proc. cliva or whatever it's called but um. prophylactics prophylactics yeah you've. been so prophylactic you know and but do. you ever start to think about that like. [ __ ] I got to you know or is it kind of.

like I no I've had that a good amount of. time to make what I've wanted I I you. know I I sense it with my kids you know. when I was living out here in Los. Angeles like we lived up off of mohal. and and my son was like you know he was. you know he was like in kindergarten. he's starting to like you know he's like. I want to learn to ride a bike and I'm. like why you're never going to be able. to like ride a bike up here on Mahal and. you know and I started seeing that I'm. like oh he's not going to have the uh. the same experiences I had that level of. freedom of just kind of like coming home.

from school dropping your book bag off. and just like taking off until the sun. went down and um that stuff is important. you know that little bit of Independence. I kind of kept feeling like every time. he got to play with somebody there was. always like me and my wife having to. like orchestrate it and sit there in the. background watching them play and you. know yeah and I that was kind of one. honestly like the main reason why I. wanted to move back to the South is I. just kind of wanted to go somewhere. where he could uh you know unle leash. you can get on a bike and have a little. bit of freedom and kind of have that you. know it feels like you can always move.

to the big city but it's definitely. harder if you're a city boy to kind of. like go back you know go somewhere small. so I kind of wanted them to have a. little bit of that of that sort of life. a little taste of that you know then uh. yeah because like you said it goes by. quick you know it's pretty soon you know. you can't just go destroy a construction. site without ended up in prison you know. I wanted him to be able to go destroy. some construction sites and just get a. slap on the RIS yeah some dry yeah I. want him to [ __ ] beat up some. drywall um yeah I moved to Nashville a.

few years ago and I like it over there I. just live in like a regular neighborhood. my neighbors are just like one as a. soccer coach I it's like just it's neat. you know I like it it's more peaceful it. feels just like a like a very small City. yeah Nashville's fun I like it down. there I think it's cool it's fun over. there definitely and it's yeah it's like. Chattanooga is [ __ ] great you've been. there I haven't been there god dude it's. fun huh yeah just like there's like. Mountains White Water rating it's all it. almost every Everything You Wish was in. Nashville that isn't yeah and it's.

smaller feels good oh I got to go over. there I never even been to Nashville. until we moved to Charleston I think my. wife and I were just like looking for. what was a quick trip away and Nashville. was so close that uh we saw it but I. think it's fun down there so Chattanooga. though I got to check that out huh. Chattanooga is beautiful man they have. this beautiful walking bridge where you. walk AC it's like it used to be a bridge. but they shut it down or whatever cuzz. it couldn't Bridge anymore or whatever. so basically it's just like a it sto. bridging yeah it's just like a brave. Road really at that point but um but. they turned it into a walking bridge and.

so they built like a newer one next to. it and uh but it's yeah but this the. whole area is awesome man it's beautiful. um they have a place called Lookout. Mountain there you can see like seven. states or something from it a lot of. Civil War [ __ ] if you're big in a civil. war reenactments and [ __ ] like my. buddy's dad used to referee those and. [ __ ] so we'd go watch those a lot and. like so I love that kind of [ __ ] I love. a [ __ ] Cannon dude I love Civil War. stuff too I grew up in you know after we. left California we I grew up I spent. most of my time in Frederickburg. Virginia and so there's a ton of Civil.

War stuff there and you know my backyard. I'd find like Civil War bullets and. stuff I mean we were we were all you. know it was that stuff loomed heavily. over our my childhood just because it. was so close I mean I even have a buddy. that his old man would uh put on night. vision goggles and uh go out to the uh. the national park battlefields and go. metal detecting because you know that's. a federal crime you're not allowed to go. do that [ __ ] and he uh he would go out. there and just like outrun those Park. Rangers and just get bullets and. bayonets and like all this stuff we'd. always like play around with all that.

stuff in his garage it's kind of amazing. he's riding his dad in pres dear dear. Dad thanks for the rusty bayonet it was. worth every minute bro that [ __ ] was a. big part of growing up in this house. somebody be like dude they found arroe. heads on our property Rusty [ __ ] they. found a [ __ ] canteen from 70 years. ago that was a huge thing about growing. up in the South it is my buddy uh who. who still lives back there I went to go. visit him uh a few years ago and uh we. were supposed to catch UPG in Virginia. we're were going to catch up downtown.

for a few beers and he and he's like hey. man come back behind the high school. here like uh I want to show you. something it's like uhoh here we go but. uh I went back behind the school and we. kind of like walked down to the woods. and we come down there and he's found. this place that he's like completely. like roped off like it was an. archaeological dig site and I'm like. what the [ __ ] is going on back here and. he's like man uh I think I found like an. old Indian Camp here and he started. showing me all this [ __ ] that he had. found it was like weird like pottery and.

arroe heads and all this stuff and it. was amazing he found it on his own and. he was just like yeah man if you there's. so much of that stuff here that. basically if you just like look for some. place that had like access to water and. had a lot of sunlight during the course. of the day that nine times out of 10. somebody would have saw that as a place. to set up camp and you start digging. around and it's all under there and like. man it was it was cool but it made me. start looking out everywhere a little. differently you know it's cool yeah dude. they had a guy who hid treasure do you. see that he hid treasure for like 10. years somebody finally found it oh wow.

he hid a couple million dollar treasure. and it finally got found a few years ago. he made like a treasure like a a story. about it oh gotcha so he had like a. little like put a call out scavenger. hunt and people look for it for years. couple people died looking for it oh. that's sick God I used to always want to. look for bodies on the side of the. interstate that's my big thing oh you. were just trying to make a sequel to. stand by me just trying to find browers. flowers whatever the [ __ ] his name was. yeah staying by I65 is what it's going. to be called but yeah that's something. that I always wanted to do um I want to.

ask you about your kids before you leave. what's something that you admire about. your children if you're okay talking. about your children uh yeah of course uh. you know I just it was cool of you to. leave for the you know that one of the. reasons you wanted to leave that was for. them it's kind of neat like you know to. be able to make do choices like that. like with social media just like to make. kind of like choices that are for the. betterment of yourself or others is. pretty it's harder to do these days than. I think people think um so it's. something that it seems pretty neat that. able to do um but yeah go on yeah you. know my like I said my wife is from Los.

Angeles she grew up here so she had. never really lived outside of California. and I liked La I liked living here I had. a blast but yeah once I had kids I it. wasn't like I thought they would have. like a terrible childhood growing up. here but I just knew that there were. going to be certain things that they. wouldn't be exposed to uh that I just. thought would be useful for them to be. exposed to and my wife and I we headed. down to Charleston uh for a long weekend. to kind of like just take a look at it. without the kids and just sort of like. could we do this like could we make a. run at this what are we going to do and. we had looked at some houses and then we.

were kind of sitting in this bar just. having a drink kind of like writing down. on a napkin like the pluses and minuses. like what how realistic it would be and. I remember looking out the window and. there was like a group of probably you. know 10 kids like probably between the. ages of like seven and 15 on skateboards. and bikes and jean shorts no shirts. carrying fishing poles not app parent in. sight and I was like yeah we got to move. here like this is like exactly what I. want our kids to be able to do is just. that I want them to be able to like be. free to kind of like explore the world.

and to see things without having to. worry about them so much and uh so that. was cool and I mean my kids are just I. don't know my daughter is like insanely. funny she's like she's 10 years old and. she is I mean like I mean honestly like. before she even talk she was giving. people the bird flicking people off like. I I I chall I Channel her in that. character Judy the sister in uh in. righteous gemstone I do I Channel my in. that in that a lot of times dude I got. to interview that lady one time she's. the most talented dude she's the best's.

amazing uh that's so funny that you. would Channel even a like a child yes uh. and Edie uh and my daughter have a very. special relationship Edie calls it that. they're in the Bad Girls Club and so uh. every time Edie talks to my daughter. she'll be like Bad Girls Club and P will. give her a high five but uh yeah my. daughter came by the set this year and. there was there was a there was a dead. body on the set not a real one but uh. and there was like fake blood and she. was like kind of obsessed with like what.

is this there's fake blood like what is. that and I started realized like oh man. yeah she doesn't have any concept of. what this is or what I do when I leave. and uh she kind of got really uh. obsessed with this idea of fake blood. and uh and our props Master gave her. this big uh tub of like you know fake. movie Blood oh that's great and she uses. it all the time really she'll call us in. and she'll be like laying in the shower. with like blood out coming out of her. belly button and out of her neck and. pretending to be she's a.

sicko yeah it seems like things are. going good over there but I would um. dude my brother so my dad was like real. old when I was born my dad was 70 he was. an older man you know um and so my. brother used to do this thing I've. talked about it before on my comedy show. but uh he'd be like dad's Daddy come in. the room right that was his bit cuz Dad. was like you know Dad would be 79 and. dead he'd come in I'd be doing something. he like dad's dad. and I like you know the first time I was. like no no don't you know and I'd go in.

there and he would be alive right and. then it got to this is where this is. where I knew this is when something I. think got weird maybe in my head because. I would be like he better [ __ ] be. dead I'm going to beat your ass right it. became like like just the whole. juxtaposition of that little thing in my. head like he [ __ ] if I'm going to get up. now I better see a dead body I'm going. be pissed off yeah bastard and then look. you you got older and you did that to. other people by telling people Jay Lena. was dead you you.

uh you helped spread that. trauma yeah dude I love that kind of. stuff I just yeah there was something so. much fun about being young and Michael. Lon was supposed to come to our town one. time and meet people at the fair and my. mom got all dressed up and went and he. didn't come oh that's a bummer that was. a heartbreaker is that why you have that. Michael Landon cutout there yeah and we. like to have that I'm a big Highway to. Heaven fan I'm a big Victor French fan. you kind of look like a young Victor. French actually I love Highway to Heaven. God that was good it was so good I. wouldn't have pegged you for a Highway. to Heaven fan that's good to know oh.

yeah yeah dude I was yeah we grew up on. that TBS now like the olon oh yeah look. at him yeah dude yeah he's a good dude. look at that yeah I could that's very. you I think we could do that I could see. you being Michael land I think we could. let's redo Highway to Heaven that's the. next thing let's do it dude we'll call. Highway to Hell how about that yeah dude. [ __ ] it be just one off yeah we just. meet people and ruin their lives that's. what we.

do uh it reminds me of the movie Family. Man have you seen that movie which one. is that with Nicholas Cage it's a. Christmas movie oh yeah yeah it's been a. long time but yes I remember that film I. love that movie dude that's one of my. favorites uh the first movie I ever saw. I think was yeah that's it right there. did you ever get to work with Nicholas. Cage I I haven't but I'm such a fan of. his man he's so awesome yeah he seems so. interesting yeah and that that that. little turn he had in uh long legs last. year I mean how scary is that dark arts. dark arts yes Satan [ __ ] yeah dude I. think we need more of it you know what.

I'm saying that's definitely what I. think when I look at the state of the. world I feel like what the world needs. now is more devil [ __ ] party dude. let's amp this [ __ ] up um was there. ever something weird like once you. started making some money because making. money is an interesting thing right like. some people really get into it and. that's their thing but it's like um were. there ever like a team that you wanted. to invest in or some interesting thing. that like you know that somebody might. consider was there anything like that. for you man I don't think I have ever I. mean I think growing up without any.

money it's like the moment you get your. hands on some you just try to Sock it. away because you're thinking they're. coming to take it at any. moment oh yeah so I have't I need to. start being a little bit more ambitious. with my spending though and uh and just. relax a little bit probably yeah that's. how I'm just scared it's like well what. if yeah just scary and then also what do. I really want yeah you know I think I. want to start like a halfway house but. that makes clothing too dude oh yeah put. those [ __ ] to work be like this. shirt's. dope that's kind of a dumb joke but.

thank you for laughing at that I like it. I like it it is dope thanks dude um yeah. what was something else that I was. thinking about because I'll never see. you again but I was just trying to think. of what it is you don't think we'll ever. see each other again is this it no it'. be awesome if we did I I feel like we. might do you get impressed by a lot of. the um stuff that you see out there like. do you get inspired like you'll see a. movie you'll see something you like it. makes you want to keep making more do. you think you'll take a little bit of a. break what do you kind of think or you. already have something you're making. next no I think I'm going to take a. little bit of a break I mean I like I. said earlier like my hobby is basically.

writing and creating you know so I'm. sure I won't stop that but uh you know. it takes a lot to make something like. this gemstones I've been on this now for. you know seven years of working on this. thing full time and uh you know I'm. looking forward to just chilling out for. a little bit and spending time with the. fam but uh as soon as you start doing. that then you'll get an idea for. something else and so I feel like I'll. always want to make stuff but uh it's. also good to just enjoy your life a. little bit too and not be so worried all. the time about what's going to be next. and just kind of take it easy yeah. that's yeah I get I get definitely.

caught up like I have to do this or this. but then some I do start to notice a. little bit more like I want to chill out. because I want to give my brain time to. think so it's fun for me it's like yeah. so it can it can heal yeah that used to. be the most fun dude when your brain. gives you an idea and it just makes you. laugh you're by yourself or whatever. totally yeah and then you got to share. it um what about your son you said about. your daughter what about your son my son. he's just gotten into lacrosse you know. Tony cavalera actually he's uh he's. helped us out he's a Tony cavaler is a. big deal in the lacrosse world I don't. know if you knew this or not I didn't.

know that at all yeah he's a big deal. and uh my son uh has shown an interest. in it so Tony has like kind of pushed Us. in the right direction of getting him. into a cool team and that's that. lacrosse [ __ ] is pretty cool man I've. done I've I've been with him through all. his different interests of sports from. baseball to to football and you know you. go on to those uh those little parks and. wck teams and it's always just some. kid's dad coaching you know uh the. lacrosse [ __ ] though is like the coaches. are young they're like athletes right. out of college I feel like the kids just.

respond to them in a different way and. they do somebody's dad you know it's. cool it's good to watch huh yeah that's. interesting I've never heard anybody. even talk about that except for this. girl movie that works with barol sports. she played lacrosse so I would see her. oh one of my friends from New York would. talk about it sometimes um yeah I didn't. know anything about it at all and then I. watched it I'm like this [ __ ] is. Hardcore I mean they like knock each. other down on the ground hit each other. with these sticks and I was surprised my. son was even into it I saw him getting. out there whacking people I'm like oh. damn here we go what what what does he.

admire about it you pay time I don't. know man I think that the stick is. pretty cool but uh you know you got. those pads the gear is pretty awesome. but I mean it is a pretty rough and. tumble sport is there ever moments um. and you can you look like that you just. knock the [ __ ] out of people and knock. them on the ground it's like and you see. kids doing that you see them doing it. and you're like oh you're allowed to do. that they don't stop it or anything. that's like part of the it's kind of. it's pretty badass boom look at that. that I've seen a 10-year-old do that to.

another 10-year-old God that's beautiful. God that you got to stop and drink that. um is it interesting whenever you see. your kid like say you take him to. Lacrosse and he likes is it interesting. that you learn something about him by. watching him start to like something to. totally yeah you start trying to think I. mean I you know parents are probably the. worst thing you can do is kind of like. always push your kids into what you're. into and expect that you know you using. their childhood as a way to kind of like. work out all your demons it's like uh I. try not to do that with my kids like I.

don't even think my kids even like. movies you know it's like I've tried to. like have movie Nights with them and. stuff and they're like yeah we're good. they. don't they don't see it you're like. you're part of that dying art form I got. no interest I want to watch Mr Beast I. want to watch them Beast squid games. yeah dude that [ __ ] is pretty good some. of it it is good he they uh I like I. like all that [ __ ] that they watch I. think it's fun there's that one kid uh. his name is Ryan trainer or something. he's he does like the stuff where he has. like 10 cents and he tries to like make. money to get across the country he keeps.

I haven't seen him pull him up Ryan. trainer I think that's his name uh but I. like this stuff dude I like watching I'm. like no wonder y'all aren't watching. movies man you guys are uh you guys have. this all dialed. in yeah he'll he'll like start with like. a penny and like figure out a way to get. across the country with just starting. with that well I've never oh Ryan tryan. trean that's what it is I've never even. heard of this and it's crazy this has so. this video has 160 million views right. like it's crazy how much is out there. that you've never even heard of and. you'll be exposed you be like oh this is. amazing yeah it's really cool wow I'd.

like to meet this kid there's a guy. there's these kids Kobe and Sam that are. like these Ghost Hunter kids I want to. get to meet it's um I was never brave. enough to Vlog we just had uh some. streamers in and that lifestyle is. insane man eight hours in a row it's. wild huh dude and think about that eight. hours right and you have to be yourself. so you can't really hide who you are at. all but and then you have to go home and. then come back and it's and do it all. over again I know it takes a different. type of brain to do that that's what. they like though I think I mean he.

watches kids play video games and I I. try to get my head around that I'm like. but you know what I do remember being a. kid like over at your friend's house. sitting around the couch watching. somebody try to beat a game and it what. the [ __ ] was fun yeah you know yeah it's. a good point I guess they're just not. doing it maybe together as much but. maybe they are I don't know it could. this could be a phase in time I mean we. would go play at the church parking lot. dude anybody that would answer to the. door on the way down the street it was. three or four blocks to get down there. if you answered the [ __ ] door you.

were playing defense right so we would. knock on the doors about 3:40 in the. afternoon walk down there and there was. a hole somebody I don't know who put it. out there like the devil or whatever but. in the field they had a field in front. of the church off a Highway 190 over. there in Covington and sometimes every. two years somebody would step into the. hole and break their leg or an perfect. that's what it was there for that's it. dude that's a [ __ ] free safety [ __ ]. that's what that is that was fuing crazy. though but yeah if you answer the door.

you had to come play man and we would. get on our bikes and we would ride they. had like a ride probably about a mile. and a half over this place called Pats. shrimp and video right oh I like that. you get a bag of shrimp right it wasn't. all you could eat but it was like all. they could put in the bag and you would. get to rent a movie dude I love that God. dude miss a video store don't you I miss. that stuff that was fun there was. nothing dude I went to the last. Blockbuster in Oregon probably two years. ago and this is these are the things I. found fascinating about it for one.

you're not just stuck with what the. platform like the um app or whatever we. look on it now Netflix Etc um is putting. in front of you like those 10 or 12. movies at a time you get to kind of. consciously wander and you're like oh I. forgot about this movie right oh what no. way he was in that they did a movie. together you see all of these fronts of. movies you'll you'll see 300 of them. while you're in there and you'll be like. drama I'll do with that you know like um. different ones like diabetes is a. section you know there like some of the.

sections have gotten a little bit more. casual pry pretty specific yes I'm gonna. get me a good diabetes movie this. weekend this is what I want to watch. yeah I want to see yeah I want to see. these lactose intolerant films whatever. but um but it was to it's a totally. different experience there was it's in. Bend Oregon which is a great place if. you only about four five nice months out. of the year at all though to be honest. with you a lot of bad that's why they. got that Blockbuster still still. business man they needed it but your. brain would be like oh what do you and. you talk with your friend what do you. think about this you would kind of.

discuss it to it just like it was much. more um it was so much different than oh. I'm just going to pick one off of here. it didn't even feel the same I think. movies needed it I do I think that like. when you have access to all of it it. makes all of it not that special and I. think weirdly there was something about. like if you went to the video store and. you wanted to see a movie and it wasn't. in it made you instantly think that that. movie was a bigger deal than anything. and then like when you finally got it. you would have all this other stuff. invested in like you know wow I'm so.

lucky I got under siege it's here it's. in my house Steven Seagal was he in that. he was yeah [ __ ] yeah dude vanam when I. was growing up that [ __ ] was blood sport. I can't believe that that's a genre that. doesn't really exist you're just like. are there no like 20-year-olds who know. martial arts that are good-looking that. can just whip ass and be action heroes. like what is going on people don't want. to see that anymore it's a great Point. yeah a lot of yeah that kind of stuff. doesn't exist I just watched. Interstellar the other day that was cool.

um but yeah that genre doesn't exist man. garbage pale kids cards we ride and get. those [ __ ] yeah that stuff was good. that's good living oh you'd get your ass. beat you just sit there watching Highway. to Heaven that's us dude we got this I. don't know dude yeah dude look at that. look at that yep I look like I've. obviously done some cocaine and you look. like yeah that looks like me. unforunately yeah that looks like. you that looks like me after I watched.

some of them diabetes. films got a little too deep into it. you'll be the Wilford Brimley dude. that's right dude my dad bought this car. off like some kind of Blackish kind of. you know kind of black guys that Liv by. us and it was like some guys that were. in the culture with like the big. speakers in the car and at that time it. was white and black guys that had the. speakers in the trunk but he bought a. cutless off of them and he would listen. to like Paul Harvey and [ __ ] like in his. car and it would just blast this base. Bas for no reason PA Harvey yeah that's.

how it was in my high school too it's. like all the you could count that any. kid who had like the shittiest car would. have just straight up Stadium speakers. in the back of every every every screw. rattling in the car [ __ ] unreal dude. that was so much fun man being alive has. been fun huh yeah not too bad we'll see. it's been an adventure um do you like. parenting is it something you really. enjoy doing do you kind of like was that. something that you what is something. surprising that you found about. parenting and then we'll get you out of. here uh man you know I do like it I.

think it's fun you know what's fun about. it man is like you know I try to stay. pretty involved in my kids lives like I. don't want to uh I know it goes by quick. and I don't want to like miss it all and. then have all these regrets you know. when my kids don't want to talk to me. when they're all grown I take try to. take my kids to school every morning uh. but I you know what it was fun as they. got into school like going back like. walking in for a parent teacher and. having to sit in those little chairs and. talk to the teacher be like I forgot all. about this [ __ ] and you just remember.

all these feelings and emotions of what. comes around with the first day of. school and I don't know it's kind of and. then just seeing childhood from this. side of it and you kind of also realize. how short it is you know when I was a. kid I thought my parents whole existence. started when I began and you know that. was their whole life and then you kind. of realize man that time period was just. a blink in the eye for them and it's the. same I feel like it it goes by so quick. my son's like 13 he's going to be in. eighth grade. next year and uh I already find myself. just getting like sappy and sad just. like it's been a good run I've really.

enjoyed raising. you yeah cuz I guess once they hit like. yeah they don't need you as much I mean. already now it's like we at night time. you know we'll all sit down to hang and. he'll be upstairs on the game or talk. with his friends you kind of it happens. quick damn does it hurt a little bit you. can't really express that to him cuz. that's kind of weird huh yeah it does. hurt a little bit but you also it's good. you know you want them to be independent. you don't want them just just sitting. there trying to suck off the tee you. know for too long you need them to kind. of get out there and want to spread. those wings yeah um have you ever wanted.

to pull off like a heist or something. that's my last question for you yeah of. course who hasn't man robed somebody. yeah [ __ ] yeah I'm not even talking. about a corporation I'm talking about. just some sucker walking down the street. with a nice watch. on if you were to do a bank robbery you. had to go in there with a couple of guys. who do you bring in there with you. Danny well I think after this one ful. conversation I feel like you'd be game. I'd bring you in I'd bring Tony cavalero. in maybe you guys could confuse people.

by them not knowing who's who you know. that could be a good distraction uh I'd. take the whole gang of righteous. gemstones in there man i' even John. Goodman he's got he can he can throw. down I think we could take anybody we. take all that money well he beat all. that fat he had yeah he did he beat the. [ __ ] out of that yeah he sure did and. John is such a a massive dude he's so. tall yeah he's he's in a towering. presence he was a sp there was a rumor. that he had lived in ham um baloa. Louisiana so he was always like one of.

these like rumored people that lived in. the distance you know so there was. always a strong love for John Goodman. from uh Louisiana area yeah he's a. really I always I grew up always loving. him always and uh it was it was insane. to be able to get to work with him on. this show I just it'll be one of the. things I'll miss the most about making. this show was getting to see him every. season really yeah he was great awesome. what what makes him so great I mean. obviously he's a he's a generational. Talent he's a father you know he's been. a father to half of America at over.

times he just I mean you look at him. it's like he was making TV shows when TV. wasn't cool and he would still be able. to go popping and work with the Cohen. Brothers and you know he just was doing. his own thing and been doing it for this. long and always funny always good I mean. he never shows up in something and it's. not impressive and uh yeah it's funny. like even being an actor and looking. around you look at it you're like most. people have maybe a handful of years in. them you know like you look at people. and you really do like I would I would. think about actors that I saw in movies.

when I was a kid and you'd kind of be. like oh man what happened to that person. you know like and then you'd kind of. look at their filmography and you're. like oh man most people only have a span. of a few years maybe even a decade and. then you they kind of disappear and good. point just like with your favorite. sports players yeah and and then uh but. you look like a guy like Goodman and how. long he's been working and uh you. realize like that's no easy feat and. that he stays relevant and he stays good. and the stuff he chooses is cool and the. roles he plays are cool it's you know. it's admirable yeah yeah Carol o Conor.

is buried not far from my apartment in. Westwood oh wow and I I'll take people. over there A lot of times and uh if. they're visiting in town or whatever and. um he he's definitely one of my. favorites because of In the Heat of the. Night oh yeah God that show was so good. oh I like your TV picks dude you like. you're in the Heat of the Night guy and. Highway to. Heaven yeah I just love I love like kind. of Southern kind of I just yeah I love. those things man those are some of my. favorites for sure um but uh what was I.

going to who was I oh Carol o Conor who. else is buried there Marilyn Monroe boom. same uh Cemetery in the same in the same. coffin I he good I heard she's working. night doubled them up um Errol Flynn I'm. just gonna keep advertising this place. Erol Flynn oh Hugh Hefner's buried there. also um Walter matow wow so anyway so. which cemetery is this is that Hollywood. Forever Cemetery no it's in [ __ ]. Westwood dude you wouldn't even know it. it's behind a building you're like what. the [ __ ] it's like behind a next tail.

building it does there's no other like. blocks of grass anywhere near it it's. just like big buildings tall huge. buildings and then there's this one. little bitty it's a it's [ __ ] 40. square yards wow that's that got some. Kings in that [ __ ] a lot of Persians in. there too a lot of names you can't. really pronounce but that's it right. there dude matow in that [ __ ] dude. that's what's so crazy about La is I. feel like the LA has done a really a. shitty job of like maintaining the. history of this place you know like I. feel like every time I try to rent an. apartment back in the day everyone would.

tell you like oh Charlie Chaplan lived. down the street Charlie Chapan was here. but you're like you realize this [ __ ] is. it is these people mean something to. people and the idea that like so much. gets built and torn down like I feel. like you look at Hollywood Boulevard. you're like man this should just be like. Colonial Williamsburg this should be. some [ __ ] where you just walk in and it. looks exactly like it used to back in. the day great point you know it's like. this is such a unique uh there's such a. unique history to this place that uh you. know it's kind of sad that all you can. do is go to a little Cemetery to go see.

these things it'd be kind of cool if you. could walk in the same bars and. restaurants they did and or stand you go. by their apartment if you get to go by. the apartment that Walter mathal lived. in yeah I think it would it would mean. something to people it really would. that's a good point I never thought. about that yeah because you'll go like. we'll we'll preserve some places like. charlson preserves their history I like. a lot of like but yeah Hollywood just. kind of Hollywood's never had much of a. memory kind of I feel like it just well. and it's a thing I think in the day. everyone's just trying to survive but. now when you kind of look back at what.

Hollywood is you're like wow there's. some pretty influential things and. people that have been around here in. some of these places that people take. for granted are they have like cultural. and historical significance [ __ ] you're. right Danny take that take that um. season four righteous gemstones Adam. divine's coming in too to talk to us. some oh good I know he's just going to. sit here and lie his ass off that's all. he does well yeah he also he complains. that he like he said he was getting that. Shen thing where he gets elongated or. whatever yeah yeah he's a made up a lot. of stuff he's a good he he's a sweet man.

I really I've he'll be like another one. that I'll I'll miss seeing him every. year he's so awesome yeah it's weird. when a set ends when the shoot ends it's. just like it's like it's the like the. last day of school yeah everybody's. saying goodbye to everybody getting all. these photos and then the next day or. two you're just in yeah everything's. like back to normal it's all yeah but. hopefully I get to keep in touch with a. lot of these people Walton goggin and. Edie Patterson and you know I met them. on on um on Vice principles and both of. them are like two of my closest friends. so oh really yeah so hopefully I'll get.

to keep in touch with these with these. people we we played a family maybe we. need to act like one yeah I like that. challenge um dannyb thanks so much for. all the entertainment dude all the. inspiration and uh yeah I just really. appreciate your time man I hope you. continue to make fun stuff I'm sure you. will and um congrats on getting to spend. time with your kids thank you man I hope. you put that dick laser to good use okay. don't you [ __ ] worry don't you. [ __ ] worry I'm putting this on some. [ __ ] [ __ ] back at the UFC fight. this. weekend uh thank you so much man thank.

you buddy you bet thanks for this gift. yeah very nice you're going to use it I. can already tell now I'm just floating. on thee and I I'm like these leaves I. must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my. B but it's going to.