Crouching Tiger | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #257

oh right oh right. today's episode is brought to you by. gray block pizza gray block pizza at. 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the. beach gray block get that hitter Denver. baby back from Denver and they call it. some people call it men ver men ver you.

know like they got more men over there. but I saw a good uh I definitely saw a. decent gaggle of Mountain kitten you. know kind of just scheming about I saw a. lot of beautiful wah seem like a lot of. beautiful women over there I mean a lot. of we're at a distance could have been. um you know transvestites or wigged men. and there are a lot of wigged men out.

there a lot of wonderful people visited. the shows a lot of Hill people a lot of. Mountain nurse you know you can um you. know you see a lot of people come down. they got different furs on them. different in Denver you don't know so. sometime you'll see that you'll you'll. be petting something and you'll think. it's a Great Dane and then it'll kind of. lift up and it's got a Starbucks then. it's some fella maybe some fella named. Randy or something he just had on the.

fur you know you see a lot of uh. crouching Randy's or crouching Tigers. hitting Randy's you know you think. something it's like oh there's a sheep. and it's oh that's Vanessa you know she. was just bending down picking up. something she dropped her phone because. people we're exotic furs a lot of sheep. a lot of seal you'll see somebody. wearing seal fur seal skin so you.

definitely have that wildness out there. a lot of neat people came out fat Trish. came out shout out fat Trish shout out I. met this guy who said that. - cigarette off of him in 2001 so that. was pretty cool my boy Eric came out. little Doyle gay Henry this dude who was. he just kept increasing the gay amount. as the night went on. you got those buddies you know you know.

at 10 o'clock they they're you know. they're Brad Pitt at 10 p.m. and by 2:00. a.m. they [ __ ] ballbag Lance a lot. you know they just feel like whoa whoa. we really shift in here Ronnie. big Ronnie came out with that but with. those buck teeth respect and um I think. that was about everybody a lot of people. with Mountain asthma a lot of MAS the.

mountain asthmatics and the air when you. get into Colorado the air has a little. bit of the air just feels thicker like. it's got shoulders on it like you just. that air it hit the sides of your lungs. that what you doing boy what you doing. you better be doing something oh wait.

it's refreshing there's something. refreshing there and that's a gift a lot. of places do not have that but they have. it there and and what a beautiful group. of people - come on out and enjoy life. with when as Denver where the airs got. that that airs like it's wearing a. shoulder pads hit you you know that airs.

got something in it it's got something. going on every breath you take you can. feel that it that that that that inhale. that that it's got a mother and a father. out there you know every you know when. you inhale the air out there in Colorado. you could feel the wind in the distance. looking for its baby that you just took. off the planet. it's Colorado man this is Colorado and.

that's a native word I'm sure what does. it mean let me look it up right now. actually. shout outs all like three different. dudes came out that had a Trey Anastasio. tattoos on their back too and uh. Colorado is of Spanish origin meaning. color red the name was applied to the. Colorado River because of the red. sandstone style of the region and there.

you go. so never too late to get some facts back. in Los Angeles back from the mountains. back from the I mean it's just really. just uh it's almost like you say you. opened up a refrigerator and all that's. inside of it is a bunch of nature and. there's a little mountain over there and.

a mountain all the mountain is is a. mountain is just a bunch of land got. together and just said now what [ __ ]. you feel me you know saying a mountain. is just like a gang of land. it's basically ms-13 of dirt that's all. a mountain is brah you know a prairie. looks over at a mountain or you know. like a valley looks at a mountain it's. like damn these dudes are bullies that's. all it is but shout out everybody bruh.

and uh and I'm back and we got a lot to. discuss and I'm happy to be here with. you and I really am gang let's go. [Music]. [Music].

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don't survive you and me it's on the. destination come on come on. [Music]. never too late to come over side slips.

away so don't as. oh why must we wait when we're a. why must we wait when we are alive I say.

it really I mean and that is Stevie. starlight right there and we'll put the. link to Stevie's music into his patreon. into you know he lent us that he allows. us to use that song and he was a guest. here early on the podcast and just so if. you haven't seen the stevie starlight. come over is that song the music video. is something exceptional in its it just. takes you back to a different time when.

magic was running around through the. world and even it was barefoot good to. be here man and thank you Stevie for. that for that for that song it's never. too late to come over why must we wait. when we're alive I asked a good question. a good question I'll wait I'll wait on a. lot of stuff and I'm so indecisive my.

way I always wait I don't know who I. don't know if I there you know that's. why I always do that's my first my first. thought is I mmm. maybe next time he do it next year I'll. go skiing next year that's what I always. tell myself you know and then here it's. been a couple years since I've been. skiing or snowboarding or even just fall.

fell down a hill with ice on it or even. just slipped in a damn parking lot you. know amongst a group of young men that. were mentally unwell. you know my grandmother when I was young. I would go up to my grandmother's in Nam. and my mom she made me take we had a uh. we had a cat that lived in our. neighborhood and the lady we'd be gone. in the summer that we watched her cat. this cat named quagmire was his name and.

so when I went up to my grandmother's in. the summer my mom would send that cat up. there with me. because my grandmother loved cats and. she really she loved cats more than she. loved me really. she pet that cat and and I just sit on. the other side of the room just kind of. you know just looking at my hands or. just maybe I'd have like a little maybe. a chocolate in my pocket or a marble or. something I'd get it out and look at it.

and put it back in and my grandmother be. over there just stroking Quagmire's back. dude I'm her one time actually me and. this other boy we went over to the park. and I mean we could have been homosexual. I don't know I think we're just children. but we just ended up petting each. other's backs like it my grandmother did. with that cat with quagmire that cat but. that's the romance of being young you.

know is that things can happen in that. you know and you just I don't know what. the hell I'm talking about but I mean I. almost did and then I just you know you. just don't know good to be here just got. back to Los Angeles five nice shows in. Denver and a lot of a lot of wonderful. people came out I see a lot of babies.

you know chris d'elia is a comedian you. guys may have heard of him he's a. comedian he's uh he also used to do a. lot of like male modeling I think in. like Estonia or kind of like a war-torn. area and I'm seeing a lot of uh you know. a lot of people life rips and these. dents I uh you know these sweaters. wearing dents. and everything would it you know or and.

people wearing them to the shows and so. it's nice to see just that a lot of. these you know babies are coming over. from from their stepdaddy's house and. coming back to Papa's layer so it is. just really nice welcome home welcome. home it's never too late to come over is. it. but yeah saw a lot of those uh a lot of. life's rips and dents where's this.

weekend just a great time great time out. there you know they had um I got back to. Los Angeles and at the airport I landed. and I was walking and I thought wow the. feeling in the air is just different and. it's because I mean I knew a meet to me. it was obvious it was just booked it was. because of the Kobe Bryant death and I.

was like oh wow this is you know I could. just feel it in there it was just a. little bit just somber you know and I. think it's just such a reminder to. everyone I mean to me it was such a. reminder of just just what a rare gift. it is that we're running around with you. know what a rare you know what an. opportunity that we have even if. sometimes we don't be in it and I'm not.

saying I noticed this all the time or. that I'm evil able to access it but. there's some reason why when you know. when a deathlike of Kobe Bryant you know. somebody of that magnitude I mean he was. you know I was more of a Michael Jordan. guy but I've always had I've always been. astonished by how beloved Kobe Bryant is. and was I mean one of my college. roommates Jerome this huge Kobe Bryant.

fan always was you knowing that we were. in Louisiana um you know just the Asian. pick an Asian. and they are a Kobe Bryant fan Latinos. no bro you throw a Kobe Bryant Jersey. back across the border at least probably. 1100 people who are climbing over will.

immediately go back the other way -. somebody's gonna try to get it and I. don't mean that in any sort of racial. way I'm just saying that Kobe has a huge. Mexican fan base you know you always see. Mickey McConnell guys you'll see him in. every era in the parking lots man. shooting balance esto at night. oh shoot the six pointer shoot the six. point erector you know wearing Dickies. bra SEVIS you'll have nine guys on one. team and they're playing another group.

of guys that probably has five guys or. six or 14 guys on the team everybody has. on a Kobe Bryant hers he and one dude. there's one referee he has no shirt on. and somebody spray-painted the number 24. on his back or a veinticuatro somebody. wrote that across his chest but yeah. just so beloved man I mean that man was. just beloved and just the tragedy and.

you just uh you know since I wasn't a. fan it was it was tough for me to relate. on a way of like oh man this basketball. player but once you know there was more. information about how his daughter was. with him and it was very easy for me to. relate on a level of uh of just man to. be in that situation to be with your. daughter to be just to feel so helpless.

you know probably and just what a gift. you know and it just makes you walking. around it adds a thicker weight to my. blood you know it's funny it's like when. somebody who seems to be carrying a lot. of weight in the world because Kobe you. know Kobe. I mean loved and hated it seemed liked. by a lot of hated in the sense that.

people hated playing and people hated. maybe being on his team like he was just. probably too intense maybe for some. people but always like we seem to be. respected you know I don't know just. kind of just uh just a so it was. interesting coming back to Los Angeles. and get in here and being like oh this. is you know the ground floor of the. place that lost him yeah just you know.

real heartbreaking heartbreaking and it. it just adds a heavier weight because. whenever there's someone's you know is. when you have like somebody like that. that's such a hero and they're gone then. suddenly all of that weight they were. carry and all the whatever they were. holding up all of that has to settle. back in other people's shoulders in. other places in the world you know all.

the people they were holding up. emotionally family members financially. all of that all has to settle you know. it all has to find other places to rest. comfortably and you can just feel that. unrest in the air out here and it's so. scary is so scary to think it's scary to. think about death but then it's even. scarier to when the feeling there's this.

moment where the thought turns like. turns on this or fog or goes over it's. like this thought the thought turns into. a feeling in your body and that's when. for me I can always have to quit. thinking about that sort of thing or it. just becomes this - it's too much for. your soul to comprehend. you know the idea of going on to. somewhere else and and also how be you. know I mean it's.

you know I believe that there's. something beyond this and I believe that. what a wild adventure to walk into the. afterlife with your daughter or with. your father. and I don't mean that in like a morose. way I just mean that in a way of uh you. know that I always believe that there's. some bigger plane going on that we can't.

see and and I wait you know I will hope. that you know one day when I go on that. I mean what a gift it would be to go. with somebody that you already love or. that has love for you or just to wander. out into this into this new feeling of.

yourself I mean when you when you leave. here man when you I bet you kind of just. immediately like void through into this. other world this other you know it could. be water it could be something that we. don't even know some viscous type of. deal could be made out of sprinkles I. don't know it could be some whatever.

chasm we move into just to feel your. body transposed from one into the next. but to have your in your hand at the. hand of somebody else that knowing. you're not alone you know that's got to. be something nice we had uh in the. comedy world there's a comedian Ari. Shaffir and he you know he had some wild. thoughts on the Kobe situation and some. people were not excited about that I.

want to play this video that Ari Shaffir. put out you can if you haven't already. heard it and this was after the plane. the helicopter crash homeward it's. always a lot of like hey pay the. so as much terrible stories every once. in a while there's a good story good. story come down guy who got away with. rape got his today. Kobe Bryant is a God I'm here in.

Charlotte the Homewood team that. originally drafted him maybe wouldn't. break that chick in Denver if even if it. stayed in Charlotte with the Hornets. anyway the point is it's like people it. that didn't go over well well I mean. I'll put that right there it just didn't. go over well with people Ari also had a. tweet Kobe Bryant died 23 years too late.

today he got away with rape because all. the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy. enjoy rooting for the Lakers more than. they dislike rape Big Ups to the hero. who forgot to gas up his chopper I hate. the Lakers what a great day hashtag [ __ ]. the Lakers there's a lot to unpack I. think and all of that you know I mean I. personally I went through a gamut of. like thoughts and emotions but with it.

just like a regular dude man like and. it's funny because the way I thought. yesterday about it and the way I thought. today about it have adjusted I mean at. first I was just like man this is this. crazy like is it is he joking is he. serious you know there were children. killed children that died and so you. know it's just that's too much to joke. about it's too much you know I was like.

it's just it's too much. there was also part of me that was like. you know I I had the thought to whenever. you know when a lot of people were you. know really lamenting Kobe right I was. like yeah did he rape someone you know. that came into my head I could never I. couldn't remember exactly how that had. played out in the court system and stuff. but here's a guy that was accused of. that in at net you know he went to court.

and then there was a settlement so those. are just things that kind of popped into. my head you know and then once you I. learned that his daughters and you know. there was more people involved his. daughter and other young people and just. I mean it just uh for me it landed in a. hole in its whole different spot now for. Ari Shaffir I mean he's an edgy comedian. that's his whole thing you know he's uh. he is he's harsh he is vulgar at times.

maybe. I mean I'm and I'm not you know I'm not. like denouncing Ari I don't believe in. this canceled culture stuff at first I. was just shocked I was like wow what is. he trying to get attention is he you. know is he the video it had like he has. like a little bit of a smirk in it so it. came if for sure was gonna make people.

irate I mean it was just there was too. much he was doing it in front of a. picture of other basketball players in. Charlotte there's just so many elements. that make it bad or that make it tough. to digest let me say that especially on. a day when so many people when he was. just beloved by so many people and then. it's interesting because then today like.

last night I'm looking at different. tweets like Michael Rapaport took took. Ari to the woodshed really he he goes I. want people to see who this piece of. [ __ ] is I think it's disgusting Rapoport. went in hard on the dude he said meet. comedian Ari Shaffir this is a. professional comedian hashtag Ari.

Shaffir at Ari Shaffir he was not stoked. or he got also referred to as a white. supremacist their racist piece of [ __ ]. you know people went at him he I mean it. was funny how it was interesting it was. interesting to see online how the. hatred online just started to build and. turn over itself and how it got people.

called Joe Rogan into it like just how. it just kind of became this um like an. avalanche like a hay bale that's. somebody pushed over a levee you know it. became this building thing this Manama. noble snowman and then today I'm like. well I mean if you it's tough because. you've you have to if you want to. believe in freedom of speech which we. have to have it then then some people.

are just gonna say what they want to say. you know I don't know our he's intent on. this I don't know if he's trying to sell. tickets and Charlotte I don't know I. don't know I mean people also say this. is a character that he does where he. does a lot about like when people die. he'll make like a funny video or a funny. tweet or make a tweet trying to make. light of a situation under a certain. like dirty character that he has. honestly it's interesting as if already.

walked into the room yesterday if he. walked in I'd have been like dude what. the [ __ ] what's going on and I think. that's how most people would have been. if he in human in human form would have. walked into the room after you had seen. the video and read this tweet but online. it's like this other thing you can be. you know people are like Santa I'm gonna. knock him out right when I see him at. the Comedy Store. people are saying black people go get. this guy there was definitely a lot of.

black racial hatred towards him and from. everybody I mean it was from all. directions and it wasn't just black for. sure but you know there was like some. you know black Twitter can be wild but. yeah I just thought it definitely it was. just it was some rough timing. it was definitely rough timing but that. had to be what he's going for I mean. that's what he's doing there's some. people that you know there's like. whatever that sign is the insult dog.

remember that guy the little dog the. puppet and then there's Ari but for him. the death wish Doberman. you know I mean he he wanted all the. smoke and he got it man he definitely. got it so my I just end up thinking that. if we're gonna people can say what they. want and they should be able to say what.

they want and the repercussions of it. are Pete other people are gonna react. the way they want to you can't say that. people can't say something even if you. don't agree with it I can't say oh he. can't say that. and I don't think that Twitter or any. you know any of these platforms should. be able to say someone can't say. something the way you learn what works. and what doesn't is by trying things out.

now I don't think that I mean I don't. know if this is him trying some I mean. I'm not I'm not saying any of that but. I'm just saying you have to still have. that you know now he know he knows how. people feel and that you know people get. to react the way they want to to certain. things that's what it's all about. but I just think it was interesting when. I thought to myself okay well he's. online saying this this stuff but if you.

see him in person what I would probably. be a lot more human like I would you. know I'm thinking I would be like Oh. what do what was going on man geez I. think you will frickin you know is it. tough to take a nap because so many. because your phone is just burning with. the hatred of so many people towards you. I guess that's my thoughts on it. you know you say what you want and you. can suffer the repercussions of it or. you can see how people other people feel. about it but to say this guy screw then.

you just don't go by it then don't buy a. ticket if you live you don't want to see. him. now some people who's into the dark arts. and stuff they're gonna really thrive on. this they might buy a new kitten or. something name it Ari Shaffir I mean I. don't think Michael Rapaport is gonna. buy one but you know just like anybody. he can say what he wants to and then. people get to react to it and then. that's how you you get to say what you.

want back so that's really my thoughts. on it I mean I just the part that scares. me is when they start saying that Oh. take this guy's a count away and take. this sort of thing like that just that. because that's never gonna help anything. people still have to be able to say what. they want that's how you learn you know. that's how you learn but man that was a. ballsy [ __ ] move huh it was just a.

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couldn't remember. you know Michael Landon I've always been. a huge fan I mean he was basically the. white James Brown and we need died man. from cigarettes hmm. it felt like somebody just reached. inside of my nuts and just took one of. my nuts out they felt like a lot it felt. like a lot.

I couldn't remember you know when I was. young in Covington Louisiana they had a. boy we were playing basketball and this. tall beautiful young black gentleman. named Ricardo Jordan man he had a smile. looked like somebody had just hid two. pianos in his mouth man he just had a. big big big smile his smile must have. been damn nine inches long he's about 63.

or 64 and the 8th grade I mean the kid. was humongous. and we're playing a basketball game and. he fell on the court and just and never. he didn't hit his head or anything he. just had like a seizure just his heart. you know one of those children that. their body was so big and their heart. just couldn't do the magic for it and he. left and then I mean and that was it you. know they never brought him back to. consciousness and man it was God that. hurt so much when I was young because to.

see a to have a child you know just. someone like I was a child. you know the atoms that were inside of. him were the same atoms that were inside. of me they were you know nervous excited. you know. hopeful energy and to see that energy. just not have the form it had inside of. his body anymore man that was so scary. as a child anyway I don't mean to harp.

on you know getting I'm just trying to. think of an of a tragedy that happened. on a national level I don't know I don't. know maybe I was there a sports hero. that I can't think of a differently what. did you guys think of the Ari Shaffir. scenario you know if you heard anything. about it or read about it or or even if. you just heard about it at all what do. you think about you know when there's an. instance like that you know people. sharing how they feel and if it's too.

much I mean people can do whatever they. want and you can react to it however you. want let's. let's take a call here we go right here. yo yo. this is Kenny Martinez I work what's up. Kenny was one of the guys I got to see. you this past weekend in Denver. I just want to call and tell you thank.

you man you killed it I literally was. gang [ __ ] baby home word I like I was. like the first ten minutes into Dorset I. was like if he doesn't stop them and I. have a heart attack or something cuz I. couldn't breathe that's what I'm talking. about boy they call me that body bag or. dog you know what I'm saying dude you. get a body bag you get a body bag you. get a body bag cuz when the audience has. come baby I'm sending them home in a. to-go box daddy that's who I am.

okay I'm that sweet patate baby I'm that. stage yam daddy I'm that carbo hydrate. son I'm that drip-drop gang let's go my. stomach might have hurt so bad from. laughing myself and my girl were there. and we were both packing up it was funny. as hell I just want to call and tell you.

one thanks for the show and the show was. great my girl I said got those tickets. for us there's knows how big of a fan I. am of yours and I was telling her one. day that's like a steel bombs coming to. Denver just announced and I swear to you. not even two minutes later I was sitting. in the kitchen she's a monster I just. bought us tickets VIP tickets we're. gonna get to meet him so well she sounds. like a sweet lady man and I'm very. grateful that you guys came out and and. we're a part of my weekend as well so. you guys take care of it air and stay.

off that altitude. a lot of you get up on that altitude. that's free dope that's free dope out. there people you know you they are yard. you get off the plane you 2,000 feet up. in the air in Denver look what the hell. I'm used to a plane takes you all the. way to the ground. oh hey plane uh-huh. you dropped me off at about uh 1,100. feet okay I know we're at the airport. but you built this whole city on the top.

of a hill so that altitude is wild I. mean you can't even in strange stuff you. can't even get a spoon into a bowl of. soup just you're like damn what supposed. to be cream of mushroom thank you for. coming out ma'am onward let's take. another call here here we go what a deal. this is cross from Oklahoma I work to. see your show at the Tower Theatre in a. year and it was amazing oh thank you.

brother yeah in Oklahoma man's beautiful. area over there and one of the managers. at The Comedy Store this gentleman. Curtis Nelson is an Oklahoman and he's. uh probably one of the top 60 or 70. decent men I've known Oh word. and I'm sitting here watching this past. weekend at my house I'm just curious uh. you give a lot of credit to your higher. power and to be honest you sound like. with the way you talk you sound like. you're uh you believe in Jesus you.

believe in God so I'll just wondering. how come you don't say God whatever you. say your higher power or do you just not. believe in necessary of God and that. there is just a higher power. anyways men keep doing you getting. better love you. gang game bro love you back Playboy uh. you know sometime I say higher power um. you know my god isn't like a real name. maniac some gods is a real name maniac.

you know call me it is call me they call. me Henry you know but um you know I. believe in God man and I know I know. some people don't that's fine with me. you know I think I ever God is a. personal choice and for me I think I. need a God I don't do the best job of. believing in him sometimes I know a lot. of times I'd say I do my home will but. you know I just think it's rip it's it's.

taking a chance man it's taking a chance. to believe in God you know to say that. there's something out there. because sometimes in my brain I can't I. don't want the best for myself you know. as sad as that is to say or as hard as. that is to say sometimes uh you know. sometimes I don't want you know I'll. just be have either to be feeling. depressed or it's not good or just I.

don't know or just you know sometimes I. just don't I don't want the best for. myself in some ways I can't even explain. it really mm-hmm. sometimes it's easier for me to expect. not good things to happen because then. I'll be able to say oh I told you so you.

know it's easier for me to expect you. know to try and like I don't know I. don't know examine the know what I'm. trying to say just sometimes it's hard. for me it's been hard for me this past. year to really connect to some of my. feelings um but I believe in I believe. in God man I believe in a higher power. and it's a God of my understanding and I. believe that you can have your own. relationship with God I believe that and.

for me I'm glad that it's there because. it's fascinating to me sometimes that. even when I don't care about you know. sometimes when I don't care about myself. I don't have the strength or the you. know it's it's it's it's amazing to. believe that somebody does you know that. something out there really does want the. best for me and that to me that's God.

you know I believe that God wants the. best for me and that's scary to think. really because a lot of my life you know. I think growing up and you know just in. my and I'm not and look I'm not feeling. sorry for myself right now P I'm not. being hard on myself I'm just trying to. share my feelings and talk on something. I'm not having self-pity right now I'm. just trying to share my feelings you.

know well even in believing in a higher. power is scary I think it's risky. and most of my life you know I felt like. God like God didn't care I felt like God. didn't care about me if I'm real honest. or it was just way easier for me to.

admit to myself to say to myself Oh God. doesn't love me you know God doesn't. love me but the older I get and just the. more like just little blessings that I. see you know it could be a smile and. somebody you know it could be somebody. answering the phone when I called them. somebody who I don't even think I don't. know man it can be it could be times.

even when I don't want to spend time. with someone and I choose to because I. know it's what they need. I'm not trying to say that in a selfish. way but just you know I don't even want. to make the choice be like aw to do that. and and then something will come over me. and say oh I know I need to do this on. it's not about me yeah that and there's. just too many of those coincidences. eventually where you know I just have to. admit that that there's I believe that.

there's something out there that wants. to see me that wants me to know that it. loves me. [Music]. and that's you know that's you know cuz. a lot of my life I felt either unloved. or unlovable you know or uh or I just.

felt like I didn't care about others I. don't know I just I don't know man a lot. of it's a new relationship for me and. it's one that I'm trying to just try my. best with um and I don't have any of the. answers but for me to believe that. something that doesn't even know me.

really has always loved me like really. loved me man like loved me no matter. what I did you know that's to me that's. that's pretty that's that's a power. stronger than anything I could do so I.

kind of don't know what I'm talking. about but I say my god because I think. that different people have different. gods different people have their own. gods I don't you know I don't I don't. get into God fights that's not my thing. [Music]. you know and and also I don't know man I. have no idea but I appreciate you. calling and asking and uh and be good. bro be good out there you know. [Music].

you know sometimes it's just so it's so. hard for me sometimes to love somebody. else you know I'll use like I'll use my. care like my ability to care about. others I use that in relationships you. know I've used that before it's like a. weapon sometimes like I'll keep like. I've kept my care away from somebody. like even though maybe I love somebody I.

kept my care I kept you know I like I. used my care as like a weapon like oh. you know you know I just I would love to. one day be able to be in a place where. my love and care for others isn't on a. like a scale type of basis you know. isn't on is it on any type of exchange. basis at all you know or that I don't.

like I mean I would just I would love to. be able to you know I think I I think. that one day I would like to be able to. love somebody no matter what you know. cuz that's how you know that's how. that's how you know that's how I would.

like to be loved probably by someone and. I've never really been able to do that. [ __ ] I never really have felt examples. of that and stuff growing up and look. I'm not having self-pity I'm not [ __ ]. down in the dumps right now I'm not. being hard on myself I'm just trying to. share things that I think are things. that I'm thinking about you know I know. I'm hard on myself a lot people always. come up to me to show it man don't be. throwing yourself I know I am you know.

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that meet rocky baby gang some dates I. have coming up I will be at Las Vegas. this January 31st and February 1st this. weekend I will be at the Hollywood. improv February 6 the sold-out Oroville. casino February 15th you want to do. something nice for Valentine's Day. weekend quit thinking about it don't go. out on the 14th go out on the 15th to. make it easier less traffic and come and.

see you boy then I'll be in Red Bank New. Jersey on the 27th and the theater MGM. National Harbor on February 28th we may. be adding a show in Richmond or in. Virginia Beach I'm not sure also be I'll. be in Toronto from February 20th to the. 22nd and we may be adding a show there. as well let's take a few more few more. calls this came in from patreon Kim. chicken's ass acute named Kim chickens.

Casey or SF you know I'm going with. Kansas City boy and shout out to my. Franklin Washington who lives over there. in San Francisco and and I respect the. bay I like what they're doing over there. but you know I'm going with Kansas City. they've been through it all you know. they got a I mean they play outdoors for. that reason alone they play outdoors the. Chiefs.

the Chiefs baby Christian Okoye yay all. right uh who else did they have dude. [ __ ] I don't remember bro I'm going for. the Chiefs there you go Kim chickens. Jordy Tornai should breeze hang it up. breeze is the bee's knees but he's. getting up there what do you think gang. you know Jordy has such a tough one.

because it's interesting at a certain. point the VAT uh it's like what do you. owe the player as a city and as a. franchise you know I didn't like the one. thing I did not like about Kobe Bryant. as a player was when when he went on. that last season and he went to all the. different places and he just kind of you.

know like it just seemed like what's. going on here they tanked our whole. season they're not really gonna do. anything you know he's kind of hobbled. he's just it's just it was almost like. the whole season was just a parade for. him to go around and have one last. season but it makes you wonder did the. franchise oh that to him did basketball. oh that to him you know what do we as. fans you do you just sit for a season.

and watch somebody who you may not think. can be their best I mean I think the. Saints could have won this year they. could have done better I mean all they. had to do is have a little bit better. offensive line and then if they give him. the ball latavius Murray heading there. into the playoffs but they didn't do. that. so is it breezed Muni through for I. think 72% past completion percentage. this year yeah I don't I don't know if. you're gonna do better with Taysom Hill. if you're gonna do better with Teddy. Bridgewater I don't think you are but. when team starts to realize he can't. throw deep I think it's gonna be up to.

him I wonder him going to the Pro Bowl. and seeing all the athleticism of those. other guys out there how that if that. makes him feel some type of way you know. spend in a summer with his children and. watching his boys play. flag football like you see on his. Instagram does that settle in him in a. place where like oh this is what's more. important or you know I've had a great. run or I don't believe he's the type of. man that would come back unless he. really felt like he was gonna add a lot. of value he strikes me that way as a.

human but also what do I know brother. what else do we have here let's take. another more Matt Nichols what's one way. you suggest a person can better. themselves you're constantly listening. to the hotline or reading the listeners. questions does this help in evaluating. yourself and evolving emotionally you. know one thing man. that I've realized is that it's a. constant battle it's a constant battle.

and by listening to different people's. calls and reading the emails and. messages the one thing that's heavy and. me a lot of times is they're just that. reminder you know what I don't want to. do something but I don't want to do that. I don't want to you know go feed that. animal to do this or do that or clean. out the gutter you know when I don't. want to you know you know when I don't. want to go get the frisbee and throw it.

to the neighbor or whatever when I don't. want to go for a run or I don't want to. take care of myself I think man is a lot. you know I have to do it you know. there's a lot of people that night that. are counting me or anything there's a. lot of people that I'm trying I try to. mother I try to say hey you can do it so. that kind of reminds me it's just like. having constant reminders yeah and. that's why I say this this whole shows a. lot of times like a give-and-take you.

know we just kind of keep sharing it. back and forth and sometimes you guys. you know sometimes somebody needs some. support sometimes I need some support. and we all just sometimes you know. because we're all just so much the same. really so one thing that that keeps you. motivated and going a lot of times is. trying some contrary action I'm gonna. got home today from Denver dude I got. off the plane I did lat I got home I did. not want to go for a run. and instead of just living in that I. said whoop put on my shoes I'm going.

dude. and when you don't want to it's hard but. then it gets easy and then that's where. you start to break down that change that. muscle if I don't want to because that's. just a feeling because really I do want. to really I do. [Music]. Alaskan ROC vodka said what plans have. you got for patreon this year that's a. great question man well for one you know. try to answer more patreon questions try.

to put out some patron specific episodes. or else we'll probably do a couple. guests that it will just be on patreon. and maybe we do it behind the scenes of. some moments that you don't get to see. in other places maybe uh some outreach. calls or something like that if you guys. have certain suggestions let me know I. would love to do something special for. patreon at the at the shows when we're. at the shows all right let's take.

another call right here here we go. what's up Flint what's up big Jimbo out. there in Flint boy that freaking that uh. that mud sipper baby that dirty water. bad boy that backsplash hit our gang. really what I want to do is just thank. you man for the past three episodes that. you had a guest on you've made of Flint. Michigan Wilson you know and every.

morning I wake up I'm poundin the Lord. beg him to you know let me live the life. that I lived and I have some to show me. a sign that I am living in the past that. I'm meant to walk down hmm I asked me to. show me a sign it sure enough without. sale I've been teaching the word for. treating around picking up the old. lady's yell with the Lord or reference.

the finish Gideon and that's it I know. I'm doing supposed to be doing living. the life that I'm good to be living but. I just want to say you know I really. appreciate it. if you ever want to get into the. nitty-gritty about the city Flint. Michigan just give me a shout that. sounds good I appreciate that Jimbo you. know and I look bro I grew up with my. boy Daniel dude and you know him bro I. mean he could do all kind of wild stuff. you know he's the kind of dude he used.

to have some of the older men he'd have. him take hits off of cigarettes and blow. the smoke into his ear and then he would. open up his eyes and they would be pitch. black and I don't know how he did it and. he would take speaking of Flint Michigan. he would take that hot hose hit baby you. know and that's when you put your mouth. on the hose and then you go have. somebody turn it on while it's been. sitting there all spring just bacon in. the Sun and you get that you get that. first freakin mmm you get that first -.

brah right in your throat just. everything it's in natto just the past. and the present and all the risks and. things that just was in your house and. flowed right out and just stuck in that. in that green hose brah and sometimes he. would even go that light green hose that. was the shady when remember that when. that light green hose but your boy. Daniel breaks his own choices you know. when he got that hot hose hit brother.

you know so every time I hear about. flint you guys over there drinking dirty. water and you know making soup and in. the bathtub and all of that you guys. doing wild [ __ ] I mean it's like damn. Noah's Ark over there you know you guys. over there drinking bug and you know. soil kool-aid and all of that and being. wild and being naughty I think it's. beautiful bro you know it's like our own. little Nairobi right here and uh in. Michigan man shout out gang bro be safe.

out there Jimbo you an old lady bro gang. let's take a call right here maybe this. will be our last one today I do not know. paso alejandro me amigo gracias por el. telephone Oh telephone oh yeah Maura I.

miss telephone call so I'll let you know. man I'm a huge fan and every time I see. your pod cos you know there's a there's. always people calling but they're don't. there's usually they're always white. there's always white guys a few here I. don't like a hundred people is like four. of them are black you know and let you.

know that a lot of us are kind of. [ __ ] love you too bro. [ __ ] the wild brah do all men say. Papa gang game and I [ __ ] love you. think thank you thank you man a sweetie. to say dude you know I noticed a lot of. similarity I notice a lot of things in. in Hispanic culture that I wrote that. really are attractive to me man in my. heart you know in me Carrasco you know.

Latinos like family is really really. important you know hard work you know. some of the hardest working women that I. see man it's really I mean this brings a. tear to my eye almost said uh especially. in Los Angeles in this area are Mexican. women and I'm not look I'm not saying. there's not hard-working white women out. there I'm not did I'm not saying any of. that I'm not saying there's not. hard-working black women out there you.

know I just see a lot of actually it. could be any hard-working woman you know. but you see a lot of uh you know you. just see I see a lot in Los Angeles I. see a lot of those mothers you know. getting off the bus with their kids or. you know the husband getting and. dropping them off real early you know. because they're one vehicle families you. know I just see a lot of love dude.

there's a lot of love in that community. and. and I see it man you know and I think. when somebody from another like. ethnicity or culture like shows you love. I mean it's crazy it just shows the. power of love man because to think that. somebody's like oh man dude I support. you you know you don't look like me you. know you don't sound like me but I. believe that you know our heart is the.

same color you know yeah I don't know. that there's just something I don't know. a lot of those women they just remind me. of when I see a lot of Latino women out. there working hard at reminds me of my. mother you know or maybe a mother that I. wish I had I don't know man I just. there's something about yeah I don't. know I just I love the culture man I. love the language my father when I was.

young you know he would talk to some of. his friends and they would sit there and. talk in Spanish and I just and he was so. happy man I think that was one of the. times that really my I guess I hadn't. thought about really that much but that. was one of the time my father was just. so happy when he was talking in Spanish. and just laughing you know and he liked. to show people that he could talk in. Spanish you know just because he grew up. in Central America till he was 12 and. then he moved but I think he just always.

had that you know we always just had it. in his heart so yeah I don't know maybe. some of it's an homage to my father you. know I uh but uh if anything all this. does is it made me want to work harder. to learn Spanish but thank you for the. nice message dude thank you for the nice. message bro you know what I'm saying. dude okay.

uh let's take another call right here. man we'll take one more gang [ __ ] yo Co. this is Jeff aka little water socks. what's up water socks dude and is that I. don't know if that's Native American or. not. but let me hear more Jeffrey calling. from toy Florida first my daughter and I. were talking and said we're gonna be. pretty mad if you don't come back as.

uncle baby Billie's son in the second. season of righteous gemstones I think. I'd be fired well look one thing you can. do is go send a DM to Jody Hill on. Instagram and tell them that I'm ready. okay because I am long word but uh yes. I'm 36 I rap and sometimes I feel like. maybe it's not as cool to be a 36 year. old rapper as it would be to be like in. a band or maybe gonna stand up you know.

comic just wondering it is that weird. like what do you guys think of it is it. weird to be quote-unquote unsuccessful. rapper still rapping I love it I'm gonna. have a good job I make cheerleading. music actually as it for a living but. you know I see four kids and all that. but you know I have this little passion. on the side doesn't get too much love. but put that [ __ ] out bro put that [ __ ]. out put on a mask put on a you know put.

some horns on the side of your head do a. rap do an album dude you know you're. making cheerleading on the side if you. got to do that get that money get that. shoot the three. shoot shoot the three money but then cut. that [ __ ] at night bruh. put the kiddo to bed son and drop that. dark magic dog you know what I'm saying. sound proof that little [ __ ] crib and. drop that dark magic because guess what.

ain't you know what ain't suavi bruh. a 37 year old rapper 38 year old 51 year. old Franklin over there dropping albums. [ __ ] ain't doing. Frankie okay so 36 you on that cusp. daddy you on that cusp bro because let. me tell you this man drop it now drop. that heat now because at 37 38 people.

just gonna think he's some kind of wild. Wigga bruh to be honest with you no. disrespect every man who's 36 thinks. they're a rapper so show that work bro. get something out there get the children. out there due to child due to. cheerleaders get something out there do. that [ __ ] boys to men remix it Blind. Melon bro you know what I'm saying acid. bath do something sexy son but not. around the children do your own [ __ ] put. a mask on you know I'm saying drink a.

bunch of glitter and vomit on your. cousin dog and then put on the laser. lights boy but do something bro cuz that. the further you get 3738 you're just. gonna be like kind of a wig a type of. dude 4050 bro 50 years old you a rapper. dude you're gonna be living outside of a. gas station papa so I respect the hustle. bruh but I want to see that muscle daddy. gang [ __ ] oh thank you guys so much we.

got one more call here yeah brother and. he's recently come across some meat that. my sister gives him and she's actually a. truck driver oh yeah I know what she's. talking about dude that's a just family. meat man homework and so she gets a lot. of exotic meat throughout the Midwest.

and she off was a couple of couple of. pounds of ostrich my brother and you. know he's been eating everyday and he. it's kind of like he that it's kind of. like he is it's a picture of everyday is. just a little weird and I'm wondering. what's your idea of that man like truck. driver Wow burden me you know do you. think it might be going to his brain a. little bit. anyways man thanks man I hope you're. doing good. thanks brother back at you man oh I.

think if you have a little bit of. stretch butter ain't nothing wrong with. you you know there ain't nothing wrong. you wake up in the morning have a couple. eggs and a hit a stretch you know not. everybody gets to have ostrich so maybe. you know you should you know your. brother's lucky to have that delicacy. baby you know some people that say you. can't eat this and you can't eat that. and I say this watch me okay unless. you're gonna come by my house and stand.

by my plate I might have a little. something okay sometime I might have me. a little cut a Hulk all right I might. have me a little basket uh or how I. might have me half a basket of Seale. Nuggets alright y'all don't tell me what. I can have and what I can't y'all never. know I might have a little bit of canary. brittle for I shut it down for a night I.

might have some adolescent back ribs I. might bring a nine in the joint and have. a Popeye's chicken sandwich okay I might. have something rare I might have a. little bit of uh you know I might have. some Doberman on brioche or some carp. tarts or some gold fish fillets with a. little bit of a reindeer remoulade. drizzle everybody has different desires.

so if you got a little bit of stretch. over there if you ladies drop you know. visiting another man and dropping off a. little bit of that freaking long neck Oh. meat to him well more power to land. brothers family you know what I hate the. most is when my sister drives past my. house and don't bring me it so thank you. for calling man and I hope everybody out. there drops off some rare meat to.

somebody that they love. you know life is a gift and I believe. that man and uh and man I've been having. a tough time with it but that's okay. today is a new day and tomorrow's a new. day and sometimes man I don't mean I. know my day can be good and I don't even. want it to be I don't even want to make.

it good you know sometimes I don't even. want to it's like I want to hold on to. the anger you know. I want to hold onto I just want it just. because if I do that then it gives me. it's like a don't you see I'm angry. something's wrong. I'm angry man it's just so it's so it's.

hard to just say hey everything. everything's ok it's really if to really. trust the world like that. it's a journey man it is a journey you. guys thank you so much for being a part. of this past weekend as always you can. hit hit the hotline nine eight five six.

six four nine five zero three calling. with what's going on with you column. with what isn't going on with you if you. have thoughts or reactions just. something we discussed today on here. Sharon you know if you know if you if. you haven't if you're in some pain man. share it up you know you know and we can. we can we keep we can beat it I believe. that we can beat it you guys be good to.

yourselves man you deserve it you know. and I believe that I'm gonna go out a. kind of a somber tune but I'm feeling. sometime kind of somber you know and. that's okay I'm managing it in them and. it's organized some some barity and this. is Evan Bartels out of I believe. Nebraska I wanna say our could be out of. Missouri.

man I hate that I have not remembered. that right now but uh a beautiful song. here the devil God and me. [Music]. mother may I open my.

[Music]. this is a great big world waiting right. outside. [Music]. mother Mary's my boy we the people have. that joy. mother Maris my head.

though I did not try this. [Music]. mother may have slipped away though I. did not damn right you can come for me.

Oh. [Laughter]. you can comfort me. [Music].

oh I do have your may stuck in my ear. down the plain though I beg you let me. be. [Music]. there will you know my plea the crown of.

lies I wear insane. well I would give to Trekkie. [Music]. you can come for me. Evon Bartels. [Music].

day. but you can come with me. [Music]. the devil God and me. and check that out we will put the link. there on the YouTube Jesus man it's.

powerful winner Jesus though I had my. face. [Music]. and will you cast man doubts away. take my sins down to the grave. [Music]. if there is holes and let me see.

there is laughs those like me. [Laughter]. [Music]. you can come for me. [Music]. keep going man if you got this man you. got this man long but you can't comfort.

me. [Music]. you can come for me. [Music]. Oh ha you can comfort me.

[Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. [Laughter]. I'll conquer the.

[Music]. something powerful man when that hit. your man there's some powerful in a song. you know it's like it can rearrange all. the pieces inside of you and make them. into something that that feels. completely different than where you were.

at the beginning of it and that's. captivating man it's like a surgeon you. know it's like a construction worker man. music is I mean it's just non-invasive. surgery to just go Institute to get into. me man that song right there by heaven. man it gets into me mother may I rest my.

head though I did not try my best man. and that right there I mean that's the. power of a mother of family you know. no matter what you do or how well you do. it that you were okay here that's uh you.

know a love without judgment you know I. hope to be able to love that way one day. myself I think but and I'm not being. hard on myself I'm just thinking and I'm. just trying to think and feel and be. alive you know I want to get all the. fields out of this life if I can bro. gang [ __ ] dawg you guys be good man.