Cleveland | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #235

ah good to be back you hear that sound. out there somebody revving their car and. two people fighting over a thing of um. it looks like a thing of like one of. those flame logs a fire flame you know. one of those Durrell logs yep it looks. like a - hearty hearty hearty lesbians. out there fighting over a damn dura log. in the street and somebody revving their.

car at the same time. I mean Cleveland man uh I'm at the hotel. I'm back from Maui if you hear that. that's just that calm that's inside of. me hey I'm back from that Maui Wow we. here oh hell yeah boy somebody just. somebody heard it somebody won that log. somebody got the fire all themselves. Mahalo Aloha.

konichiwa Mahalo. Madagascar I'm back I'm that back a. lantern baby put that candle in me cuz. I'm lit let's get into it there's a song. that I was I just found out from a band. called North Mississippi Allstars and. they they've tuned into this past. weekend and they have a lyric from from.

from the podcast that's kind of that. they put into their music and so I want. to play one of their songs right now. it's called drunk outdoors. off their new album up and rolling and. this is the North Mississippi Allstars. [Music]. [Music].

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tuning out and they really get into it. man and that band right there. that is uh North Mississippi Allstars. and that's a new album they got out. there it's nd out in the out in the in. the universe and the atmosphere and you. can go and check it out and that is uh. that is a song and I hit the man up Cody. Dickinson on his on his instagrams and. and I and I said hey is this true that. you guys heard this on the podcast and. he said yeah man we love it.

and so it just really I mean it just. made my balls growl a little you know. that yeah yeah I'm back I'm back from. Maui all had a good time look if you. don't know if you're you know maybe. forty percent sure of something if. you're going to heaven because I think. most people are if they're really honest. with themselves they come in at probably. about forty percent you know so if. you're about forty percent sure that. you're going to heaven then you could go.

to Maui and Maui is like I mean it's. there are times I closed my eyes and I. said damn man out if people this place. is gonna give heaven a run for its money. it just I mean it's romantic you could. be by yourself and it feels romantic. dude I felt like everything every time. the breeze came by was trying to just. you know just trying to get me back to. its room it was just that kind of just.

that kind of spirit it was just. something you know and the water will. come you'll be laying there taking a nap. and you think you slept you're laying. far enough from the water and about you. know maybe eighteen or thirty you know. thirty or sixty fifty kind of forty. minutes later that water will start. licking at your [ __ ] feet you say day. what's up buck buck buck oh so it's you. know everything there is China you get.

home you have some of the beach will be. in your pants some sand like what is it. who is it what is it you're like I hope. this is you know some female saying I. don't want no. you know mail saying trying to get in my. pants but you take your pants off and. say a bunch of sand will jump out of. your pants you said well damn. so just mother nature that's where she. really goes to just get on. I mean Maui just wants to love you and. it really just wants to love you and and. and I stay I noticed after a bit that.

the the ocean will start doing your hair. for you yeah it dude I had at one point. I had like a little thing of algae right. above one of my ears you know you got a. little conch over there on the left it's. like you know I look like kind of like. you got like a little seahorse kind of. just hanging off that backsplash I mean. it's I look like you know shunk like you.

know like a conch questio you know just. out there with just just the what the. ocean and everything we'll do your hair. for you but I had a wonderful time and I. had so if you haven't been to Maui I. totally recommend it and they say. there's different islands and I want to. go back there and do a show soon and I. want to go to some of the different. islands over there and the people just. people a lot of people I did think this. I felt like there could be even though. it's very wonderful it definitely seems.

like a place where some people that. might have done a crime would go to hide. it's got that kind of cry me Heidi sort. of uh you know but but all I was so good. man I just took a week and relaxed and. then I I got back into town and just. decided to take last Sunday off of the. pod and yeah I just wanted to have a. little bit of you know just have a.

little respite they call it get a. relaxed in and just get that feeling in. my body you know my sometimes your body. feels like it has like kind of a little. bit of more comfort in it so I was. trying to get you know a touch more that. comfort for myself what else we're now. I'm in Cleveland I'm in Cleveland and. they got a couple of. they got some Hardy they got some Hardy. humans out here Cleveland Pittsburgh. over there back back you had a show last.

night in Pittsburgh and who came out uh. some people I know Steve my boy week. Steve came out and you got a known him. for years didn't Steve bro he'll be. shaking your hand you don't even know it. that's how weak he is brusque baffling. this girl dizzy came she's always people. think she's dizzy but she isn't so she's. got that people always like you dizzy. she said no no no you know when she's.

always you know kind of dusted out she's. like one of those little dust Muppets. you know she's always up you know she. never really been she don't have a. comfortable relationship with gravity. that's kind of how I feel it because. most of us you know we're gravity. addicts if you fight you know most of us. you think you know you say hey what are. you doing you're doing I mean we don't. talk about it but everybody's doing. gravity everybody but this dude is he.

wish he gets out there and she she ain't. really doing it as much as everybody. else so she's you know kind of living. she's kind of like that uh she's kind of. like a Native American when it comes to. really force fields and stuff you know. she's kind of doing her own thing she's. kind of working freelance when it comes. to natural pull the natural pull of the. world what else oh I feel like so I want.

to tell you more about Maui I'll. probably wait to get back into the. studio I guess what I went there oh let. me tell you this you go to Mama's fish. house and they got it's in Maui and it's. nice you get there you're like aw it's. too nice you know it's real it's kind of. it looks fancy made oof right when I got. there I thought to myself I want to. steal something I'm gonna go that's how. nice it was that's my initial reaction. but instead who sit down relax.

even if you're by yourself get you a. little non-alcoholic beer you feel me. get a um one of the crab cakes I got the. crab cake that's it get one crab cake. unbutton your pants welcome to Palestine. Sun [ __ ] is fundamentally good it was it. was definitely one of the best meals I. ever had and I was by myself too and um. yeah when I'm by myself at a restaurant.

I start to you almost start to freak out. a little because you start wondering if. people think you're like in witness. protection or if you're you know people. kind of look at you like you maybe your. spouse just passed away or something. they give you that you know they maybe. give you a little extra bread or. something half an extra little you know. baked uh you know little little. croissant piece or something because. they think maybe your wife's gone she.

you know they think so or you know you. they think maybe you don't know what. you're doing with your life if it is. interesting if you go to a restaurant by. yourself people kind of look at you like. ah maybe he you know you know maybe he's. still trying to do skateboarding or. something but but he's too old for it oh. one of the things that got me at the. restaurant was the guy trying to upsell. me on our soup look don't I don't I.

don't need it don't the guy you know. he's like oh they got omegas in the soup. dude I don't give a damn if Voltron. lives in that [ __ ] dude I don't care if. I want the soup I'm getting the soup you. know he said it's got a rare carrot base. what the hell is that buddy. that's nothing dude I don't care I don't. care if you open my mouth and just drag. me through mr. McGregor's garden if I. want vegetables I want vegetables just.

don't upsell me on it. you know he's telling me he tell me oh. we sprinkled the top of it with secrets. [ __ ] don't care if I want the soup I'll. get the soup. you know I just I don't like being up. Seoul with trickery words you know oh. this you know the the the haricot vert. was blessed by um a cleft palate wizard. i don't give a dang but do not upsell me.

with the BS just give me the facts what. is it is it soup and if I wanted I'll. get it yeah and I was hitting went to. Pittsburgh last night went to Bethlehem. out there this dude came out one of my. boys from back in a day came out he's. three months clean off duster y'all know. duster you know the keyboard you know. kind of helps you keep your keyboard. nice so he's got three months clean off. that dust or so that was you know it was.

kind of nice to it you know just embrace. him and we would always do that sound. that in his ear all the time you know. just just a freaking you know get him. squirrel on a little just to let the let. his branches shake a little but we had a. good time in Bethlehem I hadn't been on. a stage in a couple of weeks and it's. kind of like it kind of gets a little. nerd and I guess is it nerve-wracking.

yeah it gets because you built up this. immunity kind of you know the more that. I'll be on stage the more immunity I. will feel a little bitter at least just. the more confidence builds up until. you're just you know it's like you've. been training almost and then you take a. couple weeks off the train and train and. uh yeah it was uh and it's nice ma'am. and it was really really relaxing and. Bethlehem was great the show in.

Bethlehem was really you know it just uh. I guess I'm just amazed how many people. come out you know and especially since I. you know change the dates and then. change them back I just want to thank. you guys for coming out of support and. supporting me in just so many nice. people I mean everybody was just really. enjoying themselves I met a lot of. people before the show.

we did meet and greet' after the show. and then and everybody that wanted to. come so we had a good group and i think. a lot of people left but a lot of people. stayed and um yeah it was just you know. it's nice it was nice because sometimes. it's like you know with this job you. feel like okay well and I guess since. its kind of new for me it's like okay. well you know if I go to the club or. people gonna be you know if I take a.

break or take you know you know like. take a little break or take some time. off or people still gonna be there and. you know it was nice to see that people. were in Pittsburgh they had some dude. was blasted in Pittsburgh I didn't think. he was on drinking I think this guy was. on something thicker like maybe you know. maybe a friend of his had been doing a. lot of smack or something or you know. doing I don't even know something and.

then he was drinking that guy's blood. you know like maybe his buddy was damn. drinking damn quick Creed or something. or drywall and he uh and then he was. drinking that guy's blood he was doing a. mess there this guy was bent out so I. hope he's doing a little bit better it. was a rock club the place we were at the. place is called the Roxy and theater and. it was cool man they said they never had.

this was the first comedy show that. they'd ever had there so that was a new. experience for them and um and it's in. this place called McKees Rocks and they. said it's an area for um human. trafficking but I didn't I didn't see. anything like that I didn't I mean the. only thing on the menu was even I think. beer and wine so I didn't have any you. know there was nothing to me that really. I didn't see I was just doing comedy but. everybody in the crowd looked of age and.

you know not being kind of purchased or. anything so so that was at and then came. to Cleveland early went to the Steelers. game man that was. it blew me away how amazing the. experience was I mean it's just people I. mean they got some real they got men and. women with the same damn haircut. you know you know what I'm sayin they. got men and women with the same haircut.

and thankthank every other person ate. they kind of had that wild old school. kind of Pittsburgh yen's er that hanging. every don't even hang and you'll see but. people like to eat before the tailgate. you'll see yet I went behind a trail. that one dude was uh injecting a slice. of supreme pizza into his arm so damn.

bruh my bad man he was five guys getting. bent out and it's uh yeah everybody was. friendly I mean that the atmosphere was. amazing you go into the game everybody. has this towel and um it's kind of like. one of those little towels if a baby. spits up that you're gonna have like a. towel for it you know and at first I. didn't know I thought I'm like dang. everybody here has a baby I guess and. they you know or what's going on but it.

turns out that um it's called the. Terrible Towel and it's just I guess if. something real terrible happens and you. have like uh you have a towel which. actually really is helpful. you know because you got to take care of. yourself and a lot of things could. happen over there you know in Pittsburgh. everybody knows I got pinkeye over there. you know back in the day and I got a I. got a pretty strong case of pinkeye was. in the Monongahela actually and I got a. little bit of you know some got got a.

little bit of don tying him up pon you. know somebody you know they had you know. I don't know what was in a river feet. you know I guess VC or whatever but. anyway it was um but then also in the. same city in my next visit. I got a got a blow job behind a Giant. Eagle grocer so you know six and. one-half dozen the other. you know just when you think life in the. turnaround you know it does a damn.

u-turn so that's how life is bro you. know that's how life is I guess I don't. know I don't have any idea what I'm. talking about um and then we came yeah. now we're here in Cleveland so we can. hear here to Cleveland ari manases with. me oh I saw Brendan I stopped over I saw. Brendan Schaub the other night he was at. the Pittsburgh improv snuck over there. and welcomed him onto stage I was pretty. fun good to see him always and this week.

I'm coming up to some different places. I'll tell you a few show dates at the. moment to you know be in Cleveland this. Tuesday there's still a few tickets left. and then the rest of this week I'll be. in Indianapolis Detroit Grand Rapids. Milwaukee and Madison yep that's it. and maybe one other place actually let.

me look right now also December 10th. I'll be at The Wiltern in Los Angeles. you can go see that that's downtown in. Los Angeles oh one thing that was cool. in Bethlehem all different the backstage. that had posters of all the groups that. have played on the stage and they had I. mean Guns and Roses man they had a you. know who else you know Twisted Sister.

man acid bath you know Reba McEntire's. you know Georgia Florida line they had. everybody. there wasn't one Florida Georgia line. there wasn't one. everybody had come through there they uh. Neil Haggard was I got Merle Haggard and. he's dead man so you got to think just. the just it was just amazing to be there. I'm like jeepers you know to get to have. that experience and so just thank you.

for everybody that came out I know kind. of all over the place but I'm just. settling back in. you know I'm just settling back in and. it was nice to get a little bit of a. break because just to kind of get a. little look at what was going on you. know just to kind of get a little look. at what has been going on in my own. career and and in my own personal life. and everything you know and I was. thinking about like you'd ever since I.

was young I like to have like secrets. kinda I like to keep things some things. to myself you know I like to just keep. it always had like a maybe not even a. secret more like a little treasure or. something you know when I was a kid I. used to collect Dom you know different. snacks and stuff like that like my mom. wouldn't let us have a lot of sugars and. different stuff and so they so I would.

collect a lot of different sugar treats. you know different snacks different you. know um snicker KitKat baby snicker. everything different thing Butterfinger. different thing you know just a little. sack of sugar somebody spilled some. sugar somewhere I'll get that you know a. chocolate a white chocolate something. like that a cookie a rare macaroon or. something you know a you know an Italian. cookie and I would put them a raisins.

even sometimes I would soak raisins in. chocolate milk and just so that they. would have that kind of flavor in them. and that sweet sweetness and I used to. bury him outside right I'll put all put. them all in like a little sack and. because my mom would let me keep him in. the house as she if if my mother found. him there was gone the snacks were gone. and so I used to keep him outside off to. the side of the house and I had me a. little you know digging area and I would. just dig real lightly get that sack out.

and sugar up but it sometimes I would go. out there at nighttime and you know what. nighttime is it's when it's you know. it's when you can't see that much but. you kind of know everything is around. kind of but aren't as sure as you were a. few hours earlier. and the and so I have to wait till a car. went by on our street because I had to. wait till that car went by and the. headlights I could see the snacks and I.

could see the area to dig and I would. dig real quick and you know have me a. sugar snack or have me a night Tom's you. know a soup you know uh you know a sweet. treat and I never told him I never told. anybody till this till right now. actually except for this one boy named. Wayne and he was big man he's a big boy. and some people called him fat Wayne and. and I probably did once or twice but I. don't think I did it.

III would never say it to him I would. just sometimes say it out do you know. and then I would say it you know but um. but anyway he would come over he saw me. out there getting him one night and so. he would come over sometime he would. steal his dad's car he would get it over. and put the headlights on and turn them. right on the grass on the area and that. way the lights were right there yet full. lighting because otherwise you had to.

wait till a car went past and some cars. don't have that brighter lights on them. see some time would wait till you were. lucky if you had an SUV or something or. somebody driving by with like a real. real bright Lantern or something and you. could see this you know see the off. snacks real well and quickly but. sometimes Wayne would pull his dad's car. over and when I say pull he would put it. in a neutral and he pushed that [ __ ]. over and that was when I was growing up.

that was like kind of an early way of. kind of driving a little bit it's just. push getting that thing in a neutral and. just pushing that [ __ ] around the. neighborhood you know he'd tell a girl. you say hey look I'm gonna be I'm gonna. come I'm akimichi around 8:00 around. 8:15 8:00 28:19 and then you get in the. car once your folks went to sleep or. went in their room you get in there and. put that car into neutral and then push. it you know push that bastard down to uh. to your girl's house or you know if you. were secretly in love with a young man.

or something could push it to his house. but most often see some. pushing it over to a female's house and. you pull up in the yard and then you try. to get in real quiet cuz you didn't want. her knowing you didn't drive there. you wanted a trick or so you would park. and then go get her say hey what's going. on yeah just drove down meanwhile you. you know you're just covering and sweat. you know I mean you just pushed her you. know in 1991 Oldsmobile or a Ford Taurus.

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now back to your. episode the date for New Jersey and the. date for Maryland oxen Hill the MGM. Grand those are both being rescheduled. and you should get a date here through. the email shortly and just thank you. everybody for just support me while I. could just you know kind of cancel the. dates and then put them back on you know. it's just just been a lot going on in my. brain and you know sometimes I don't.

know what I'm doing you know when it. comes to like a big picture sense and. I'm just trying my best and you know. sometimes it's okay and sometimes it's. well it's always okay but just thanks. for supporting me while I figure it off. you know well I just learn as I go and. never reminds me just to do that with. other people as well so I'm glad that uh. that I have that reminder let's take a. couple of calls that came in because you.

know we got this episode right here on. the road we got a set up pretty uh Ari. Mantis came in and really helped me set. up really helped me set up got Jocko. willing coming in to do an episode so. I'm I'm grateful that that man is gonna. come in and oh I got to tell you this so. I was just thinking that Jacko's kind of. you know he's like an older brother. figure but for me I can be real father.

figures from me. you know I noticed that I'm I have such. a desperation for that energy in that. connection in my life that you know I. will latch on to people or put them in a. place where without even realizing it. that I have of that I give that up I. take you know kind of father figure like. type of stuff off of them and Jocko is. like that jakka willing and and he uh oh.

this what I was thinking. so I saw my dad in a dream when I was in. Hawaii or in Maui sorry when I was in. Maui and it was it was really crazy. because I hadn't seen him in 20 years. even in a vision you know when I had to.

a dolt and and I saw him you know when I. saw mean it was crazy we read up it was. kind of confusing it was a dream you. know and Robert De Niro was there and. Matthew McConaughey was there and we. were in Maui and I my dad was in one. room eating at a table and Matthew.

McConaughey and Robert De Niro were in. another room and my dad wanted to come. and meet Matthew McConaughey but he. didn't want to meet Robert De Niro and. so I was trying to like mediate between. the two of them. and finally my dad and Matthew. McConaughey got to meet each other which. doesn't mean anything but it was just. interesting to see my father I hadn't. seen him you know I'd seen him in. pictures and I'd seen him and just you. know imagine natan what our imagination.

what his what he looked like or. something but I hadn't seen him really. and he made me think that my dad lives. in Hawaii or something you know like I. was like oh is this where he's been and. it made me think well of course this is. where he's been this is where I would be. it is stunning. paia that's where I went to Pai a and I.

stayed out at this place called lumeria. and they don't have I don't even stir. were some moments I don't know if they. even had it's very peaceful and. beautiful little staff that works there. and there were some of them so I didn't. know if people were they are working or. staying or anything or there was a day. where I didn't see anyone anybody. and it's you know it's comfortable I. mean they don't have what don't I have. they don't have it's they don't have. they don't have air conditioning in the. rooms but I knew that going into it and.

I wanted it kind of more of a I guess. bohemian experience but they have fans. and you can get like a portable and. brought in which I finally did on the. fourth day but uh but yeah I got to see. my dad man I got to see him it was it. was I just didn't know I didn't know. that he's been in Hawaii ever been him. you know that he's been there and he was.

healthy he was healthier looking than. I've ever seen him in my whole life when. I actually saw him. that's what's wild he was kind of. thicker he'd been eaten and his hair his. hair was darker and he was laughing man. he was laughing and he uh and he was a. little he was she was kind of being cool. trying to add a little bit play it cool. or be cool I guess I don't know I mean.

he you know I mean he lives in that. world and the subconscious or in dream. war so I you know I have no idea what. his life is like there he may drive a. Corvette I don't know I didn't see you. know the parking lot or anything like. that I just saw you know just him um and. man right when I got up I've just been. on this kick where I've just been trying. to stay more motivated and like when I. get when it's time to get up it's time. to get up and I need to do things and. you know I just want my life to be I.

want to have more experiences in my life. you know recently I've just been. realizing like I do a lot of stuff but. it's a lot of the same things and I'm. not really having a lot of like new. experiences and so I want to have a. little bit more of that but uh but man I. wish I'd I just laid back down and tried. to go right back and see him you know. wherever he was and but it's just so. funny I mean I've slept and you know in. the past 20 years I'd probably fallen. asleep and you know 40 to stay.

and you know fifteen or twenty or thirty. [ __ ] you know I don't know countries and. not once did I see my father and then I. am I'm in Maui and there he is. maybe he's over there maybe you know. with Dog the Bounty Hunter dude but it. was quite an experience and Aloha and. Mahalo those are things I learned and. one time there was somebody vomiting.

behind a truck and I thought they were. doing ten Mahalo but it was a woman you. know had a little bit too much fermented. fruit you feel me she had a little too. much nap in her pineapple dog and she. was vomiting over there behind a um a. little Isuzu truck rare truck you don't. see those as much as you used to anymore. and I'll tell you this over there on. interstate 12 or i-10 I saw a Doberman.

full-grown Doberman commit suicide jump. right out of the back of a Chevrolet. truck I believe it was or something or. maybe I had to just jump right on onto. the interstate at 60 70 miles an hour so. you know you just don't know what people. anybody's going through sometimes it's. that is that kind of world so we just.

got to take care of each other the. hotline I got a couple calls that came. in as always the number nine eight five. six six four nine five zero three and. let's get some of these hitters right. here yeah yeah man I'm so excited for. this week yes so just so many fun places. to do shows let's check out let's take a. call what's up Colin from Harrisburg.

thank you for calling beautiful state I. mean driving we drove five hours of the. day we did the Pittsburgh show that day. and man it's just beautiful you know we. saw a couple Amish. and we try to go you know we didn't want. to get too close to him because it was. like around lunchtime or whatever but we. saw a couple and we tried to you know we. like pretended we weren't taking likes. getting them in the back of our pitchers. and stuff but yeah beautiful state the.

trees are just starting to change color. and I mean it just this is what Mother. Nature really shows that work you know. this where mother nature really uh. bounces that ass a little if you will. sorry to get kind of urban right there. let's hear more thank you for calling. home take my wife with me and she's. never seen you before and she ended up. loving it so I think we got a new family. you think honey oh yeah wear that look.

where I grew up all over down Magee. street and Cummington Louisiana bra. if a girl spit sprite onto you dude. y'all probably gonna end up touching. each other dude you know what I'm sayin. that's sexual right there if somebody. spit sprite on you bro so you feel that. splash but also you can still get it out. of your clothing it's not one of those. you know caramel color beverages oh you. know a Coke or or a Pepsi or a tab you.

need that's foreplay that's five play. baby. seeing that sprite just splash off your. hard skin dawg. yeah. so y'all better make a baby bro you feel. me do bring that baby back next year. let's hear a little more right now it. was a great show I was you know really. good to see you man I hope to see you. again soon all right man take care okay. gang bro.

dang bro well good I'm glad you and your. lady came out we had a guy that came out. and brought his brother out over there. yesterday and uh in Pittsburgh that was. pretty nice to see him and his brother. came out these two it looked kind of. Irish but something also I don't know if. they were or not but uh they had a. father son that came out of it in. Bethlehem they had a mother daughter. came one of them gave me this really. nice little booklet of like positive.

affirmations and stuff a lot of good. people so I'm glad I'm glad you and your. girl enjoyed it you know and I hope you. gave her that hit or dare do you feel me. son because we got to eat it we got to. procreate we got to get out there and. make them pop baby and do that. and do sex you know if you love each. other and if you were if you guys are. already living the same house you might. as well I'm saying cross paths with the. across brother let's take another call.

that came in here as always the hotline. is nine eight five six six four nine. five zero three what's up. fyodor what's up brother thank you for. hitting it up gang. big Jack it's your time of year to with. them Jack O'Lanterns they you might as. well knock one of your teeth out you. know and really just and live the life. and you know paint you know paint your.

head orange a knock on your own damn. teeth out and eat a light you know eat a. little 30-watt or something and live. hard this month Oh word I'm driving. right now in a car I've been in a car. for about three hours now three and a. half hours now and oh damn you might be. in a high-speed chase bro you better. look out you better look behind you and. see if there's activity you know see if. there's a little bit of you know a. couple of dodge dip. matze and some gunplay let's hear more.

brother mas I'm driving because I'm. going to ask my girlfriend's father if I. can marry her and I'm not a hundred. percent sure if he's gonna say yes oh. yeah Wow hmm well I'll shut up let's. hear more from human so my question to. you is you know how do i how do I.

confront them about the head wise. navigate this conversation if he does. tell me no what do I do you know so yeah. I just want to put that out there for. you because you are a wise young man. so yeah just let me know give me a call. back and well I'll tell you I'll uh I'll. let you know right now what I what I. think about it is if you're asking to. somebody's dad to marry you first of all.

it's it's nice of you to do because. that's the old-school tradition you know. there was a time back in the day where. people you know if you didn't really. like you know if if you you know you're. a girl if you grow if you you know wife. got out of line they went missing this. is 300 years ago or so you know 70 years. ago probably but but there was a time. where you know where you know men.

probably weren't treating women as good. and so I think you getting over there. and asking him I think it's a pro move. if he says no bro. I think you got to probably move on. because you don't want to be Aida's I. wouldn't want to be at odds then your. girl's gonna become this middleman. between you and the dad or if he says no. I would take some boxing gloves over. there cuz I bet any man that gets to.

punch his son-in-law a couple times I. bet at some point they. you know they beat they beat them into. somebody that they could love so you got. some choices boy and I'm glad you have. at least somebody at least you have. somebody to drive across town and check. you know I could drive across town right. now down there to New Orleans I you know.

a girl I used to date and and her dad. would be like what the [ __ ] we haven't. seen you in 15 years. so that would be you know and they they. over there they used to make due to snow. cone makers so you know at least you. that would be a funny show if a guy just. pulled up over it. like a hey uh if I got his pulled up. over walked up to an older guy on the. street was like sir I just want to ask. you for your daughter's hand in marriage.

I think it wouldn't be a bad move it. would be easier than approaching a. female a lot of times because a lot of. times fortunate female can make a man. nervous but if you got to approach that. male and say hey bucko you know hey Jim. you could even just guess his name you. know four out of probably 22 times it's. gonna be Jim hey Jim I uh you know you. don't know me but I've been seeing your. daughter and you know I love her you.

know she's the apples of my eyes and she. you know she chips out on my rent and I. love her we bought a Super NES together. and uh and things are looking up so I. think that there's a that would be a. great little kind of fun little show. just to see because then if the dad just. even if he kind of agrees and likes you. then you could probably get to meet the.

daughter and at least have a chance. maybe with her so that way you're kind. of working backwards but if you're. choosing to work forwards the old. fashioned way I say if y'all are gonna. live in the same city and he says no. then I think you got oh you might want. to look into somebody else but if he. says yes man. then get into it man y'all do a barbecue. get matching aprons you know saying go. full-throttle do matching shirts and. then buy a little dog that looks like.

just you and this in the end and the. father-in-law you know live your best. life brother you can do it what else man. let me let me get this other call that. came in right here the hotline is always. is nine eight five six six four nine. five zero three here we go hey you know. this is Tait from Atlanta what up Tate. thanks for calling in brother. I appreciate it first off sorry I found.

a extra life today I'm a little stuffy. I'm getting over a cold so maybe don't. stand to fuss too close to the phone's I. don't want to get you sick bruh but. anyways I wouldn't solve that new jerker. movie last night oh yeah then we're. gonna see it some more actually and I. love face pain anyway let's hear more it. was pretty good but uh I know all the. news outlets and all were reporting that. people might want to be aware that these. in cells might be there those movie. premieres inciting violence and all that.

I was like what's an in cell so I looked. it up and it's involuntary celibates. it's just like internet group of dudes. who can't get any action and take it out. on women because they think that it's. their problem somehow and and I was. wondering where your thoughts on that. that's just kind of weird to me I think. it's a weird culture we live in and the. internet forums and all that can breathe. them there's some really weird monster. people you know so uh yeah anyway. appreciate it of what you're doing.

oh thanks man thank you for uh sorry. pain gang stay safe out there men gang. brah stay safe too and it is Halloween. month so it's that time of year where. somebody will you know dress up like a. giraffe and hit you with a hatch at her. son you know for no reason and just say. they were looking for candy or whatever. no get off scot-free because these. attorneys in all this [ __ ] but yet. they're in Cellular's I don't do it you.

know I think there's a lot of soft batch. people out there now there's a lot of. guys that struggle you know if you. struggle to meet women and struggle to. you know converse with women and. struggle to form relationships that's. one that's one thing but if you find. that you have a real anger towards women. you know that's something else you got. to deal with you can't be dressing you. know you can't be dressing up like you.

know like Christopher Robin's or. whatever and you know throwing you know. throwing like wooden swords and [ __ ] at. like local [ __ ] in your area that's. you know that's not that kind of that's. that's no way to you know it's almost. we're heading into the holidays I mean. Jesus so I don't and also the news I. don't believe anything in News says I. really don't know. I don't believe ever since remember when. they said that about the election before.

they had the presidential election. they're like Oh Hillary's gonna win this. much and all the all the polls they had. done and and then they were just wrong. they were just wrong about everything. and at that point I realized oh the news. it used to be like facts and now it's. just people guessing [ __ ] with cameras. so I think the movies going to be fine I. think the news is just trying to scare. people you know I think there's some.

guys out there but they're tightening up. that's what I think and things are. looking up have a little bit of red meat. maybe or have some strong broccoli you. know do something eat a half at that you. know drink half a thing of [ __ ]. Elmer's you know do something tighten up. and feel strong I think there's a lot of. young men that are feeling stronger than. ever you know it's like the news is. always say you know does racism and this. Annette wrote when I was in Pittsburgh.

for the game today I saw so much like. non racism probably more than I've ever. seen. and I was like oh yeah once again. everything's going fine. now I don't think I don't think it's a. bad idea to stay strapped if you need to. these days wherever you're going you. know if they have a legal law where you. can carry a weapon I don't think you. need to be alarming people like my. cousin Jamie and he would you know he.

popped out from behind the computer you. know the computer desk with two guns on. him and he was in his underpants and so. he Jesus Christ dude and he has a. deviated septum and I had to listen to. him snore for probably I can't even tell. you it sounded like a couple of whales. trying to meet each other and you know. what I'm like a very distant Beach but I. don't know I'm talking about man but.

I'll say this bro you got to take care. of yourself dude. tighten up and keep tightening up that's. what you can do that's what you can do. and look have a plan if you do have. don't don't be the jackoff that's. sitting in the movie with no plan you. know going there have a little bit of a. plan no matter what have an escape plan. you know if you're going in with your. girl you know where heart you know do. something have a little shield or.

something do something just have a. little plan but I think overall that. things are everything's gonna be okay I. don't think things are getting that. squirrelly but then also if they have. people that are in cells dude I don't. know I guess we'll be I guess well I. guess we'll beat them somehow you know. we will defeat them when it all goes. down that's what I'm hoping and I'm. gonna go see the movie tomorrow and I'm.

gonna get some damn Milk Duds or. whatever dude or some jujubes and chill. and I think a lot of these in cellular. fellow's are a lot of them probably are. men that feel you know they don't they. feel so probably anger towards women. you know there's bent there was a. movement and I don't know if it's still. as heavy as it was but where a lot of. women were just being mean towards men. you know just being mean you know and. they were kind of using.

the guise of feminism but really just. being this mean and a lot of times it's. like lonely women and writing these. articles about how bad men are and. they're just lonely why don't just write. a article it says hey I'm you know what. and sometimes I'm lonely did everybody. could really relate to that article but. just being a real bi TCH. with a pen because you are lonesome. sometimes that's not super helpful miss. you know and so I think a lot of these.

men that are attacking women sometimes. they feel they feel attacked probably. and I'm not saying it's right you know. you're not supposed to hit a woman but. also a lot of women these days they're. not these aren't the same women from. fifty years ago when a woman you know. was dude they didn't have gymnasiums and. they didn't have you know women weren't. doing a lot of you know strength. training and you know throwing all axes.

and all of this or throwing you know big. leg you know pushing sled lit and now. you have it's dude they got do to a. buddy of mine his wife hit him with a. car so he can't hit her when he can't. punch her in the shoulder one time so. what is the rule then what is going on. there. you know I mean his wife hit him with a. damn LeSabre not the sort of Buick so.

what you can't he can't tight you know. he can't rattle one off one time or put. her in a you know a rear naked choke for. 30 seconds there's got to be some rules. sometimes but I don't just think for. sheer anger you can just be attacking. women out in the street that's not going. to help anything so but this makes me. think about pornography man I've been. struggling with the dark arts brother. I'll be honest with you you know about.

three months ago I have this blocker on. my phone that keeps pornography off and. it it's somehow the it updater didn't. update and next thing you know. man the whole just I mean Satan's just. just like Satan's bellybutton opened up. it was like he was a pinata and his. belly button just opened up and just. started spilling dirty candies all over. me so I've been struggling with a little. bit of that and I turned on some.

blockers they have on the iPhone they're. like innate blockers built into the. system you know natural blockers that. Apple has but I want to get that full. throttle and get back to the thing that. I had going on before so but just a. timing I'm not an insult I don't think. but you know I'm kind of in and out sell. like I'm in and then I'm out I'm out and. then I mean sometimes I feel you know. like I'm okay sometimes I feel like I'm. not I think I'm just cellular that's.

what I am I'm not in cellular about. cellular really I'm just cellular we all. are you know that's the building blocks. of us that's what they said or that's. Adams maybe what what else do we have I. mean we got more you know everything is. going pretty smooth people are always. like when are you gonna shoot a special. I'm gonna shoot one I don't know when. you don't want to I want to take this. the show to the people first and take it.

to whoever will come and see it first. and I still got to get over there and. Europe all those shows are in January so. that's gonna be really amazing right. after Christmas get over there while. it's still cold and just see what it's. like to see like cold Europeans you know. because a lot of times when you think. about Europeans you think about them. being warm or being like in a warm area. you know we're wearing like kind of a. summer kind of outfit but this will be a. different experience so really keen on. having that and yeah just happy to be.

ink happy to be in Cleveland you know. I'm happy to be in Cleveland and I'm. happy to be on the road and and just and. getting these shows out there to. everybody getting to go to Indianapolis. and Grand Rapids places where I see like. you know I see Chris D'Elia he travels. to these places and I'm like man I want. to be there and now I get to be there. and uh gang gang man is so you know what. I'm saying let's get it let's really.

really get it all right I'll see you. guys this week what else they got new. merch online um we got the show at The. Wiltern coming up December 10th in Los. Angeles that'll be on sale coming soon. some really neat guests I think they're. gonna be coming up on the podcast and. I'm spacing them out now to give myself. a little bit more downtime and um and. I'm learning as I go man yeah we got. this call that came in actually uh about.

those shows onward hey what's up video. this is Isis from on and on and on Isis. uh-huh. just one letter from being a murderous. regime my brother a regime Oh word that. Canadian hater all from Canada gang. brother onward brought gig cannot say. that next weekend. my brother and I am taking my brother.

out for a early birthday early 30th. birthday and we can to to the dirty D to. see you down in Detroit at the Fillmore. the both big plans so we're stoked man. were gonna going to spend spend some. time in the pool. maybe maybe had a few adult beverages. gang bro I like it and I got a I think. my boy damn longneck DLN will be out. there in Detroit - so if we can get his.

long ass out and about you know and he's. beautiful my he could travel with him he. could put his ass in a violin case and. that's how he is boy you know he's got. that Clara neck bro you could put him. right in that beautiful musical case and. so I'm happy that my man will be out. there let's go out on the same song that. you brought us a man with just a crazy. week to know that you know we're just on. here and then North Mississippi Allstars. my best friend's been listening to this. band for probably 12 years or something.

and and just to find out that they you. know that they through. of our lyric center of one of our lyrics. any of their songs or just that they. were even thinking about us you know. that's pretty cool man so thank you guys. for your patience and and be good to. yourself you know I know you deserve it. and let's go get it man let's go get it. you know let's stay motivated and let's.

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see this wild rock is that it. I want to thank my man already man is. for helping me out here on the road and. uh him being a part of making this. happen this episode said tonight we you.

know had to set the lamps up in the room. and you know never ceases to amaze me. how you know how he's always part of the. solution no matter what the problem is. constantly reminded you guys be good to. yourselves man you deserve it and uh. Allah and we'll see each other next week. all right gang.