China Dragon | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #287

check-check Chinese check baby chicken. check chicken sausage chick hearn. chickpeas check check please. chicks Chicka doodle D remember. chickadees member that remember. chickadees it was a little like a. breakfast place I don't know if they it.

was chickadees and you go in there and. they had um you know to give you the. menu and it was they would hand write. the menus every day which i think is. probably why they went out of business I. mean at that point you're more of a. calligraphy shop or something I mean. they'd hang I don't know they say home. of the handwritten menu that was their. big ticket that was their big you know.

kitchen the door deal home at a. handwritten menu and then they hand. write him and then I don't know what. happened I don't know what happened on. Thor was a fire or something had. something happened over there but um but. anyway what's going on man not much.

chickadees that was it and I go over. there and get me a little breakfast you. know give me a cut of ham get me a you. know to uh bird eggs to bird eggs and a. cut of ham for three dollars I'll. remember. and some I'm gonna have sweet sweet. entrees it said on there a little bonus. section on the menu it said I'll sweet. entrees and it have you look at you a. little hot cake or a you know arm.

what's that food we won in the war. french toast get you you know get you a. little you know uh. savory item get you something like that. chickadees it was called and sometimes I. was when I missed school if I would miss. the school bus they had a man that would. take me to school and he I don't. remember his name but he was just kind.

of a kind of a mysterious looking man. and he might have had I don't know. cancer or something but he had on his. son was named BIC Donald and his son was. named big Donald even though he was. little and and sometimes I would miss. the bus and his son I think it maybe. even dropped out of school but I would. miss the bus and the dad would take me. to school in his car and he drove a car.

that was it wasn't a hearse but it was. like it seemed like a hearse you know. like they probably had ghosts in the. trunk kind of thing kind of vehicle you. know it was just I mean if you got in a. car accident in this car you were gonna. die because it was just real long and. black and I think it was a hearse but. they had sawed off the back and made it. into a regular car and and that was big.

Donald's daddy and he would take me to. school when I would miss school or when. I would miss the bus and and sometimes. he would come out at first and he said. you missed it and I said I don't know. and he said maybe wait a little while. and I would wait a little longer and he. knew it had already passed he was just. kind of uh you know just getting me. calibrated for a life of I guess.

uncomfort or of you know uncertainty I. don't know but he'd come out another. time did you miss it I you know I don't. know I don't know if I missed it I mean. it's 9:00 a.m. I'll be not here for an. hour and 45 minutes school started at. 7:30 I probably missed it and he'd say. well just you know it could show up so I. sit there and way to start getting hot. I'm a book bag on fill my books heating.

up filled my homework all hot I didn't. do my homework actually man I just feel. my books hot okay I'll be honest with. you but and then he say all right come. on I'll take you and I think since his. son had dropped out of school since his. boy had given up on you know knowledge. or blanket knowledge you know our. governmental knowledge really education. that they were you know that it was his. chance to still have that moment with.

his son and we would ride we would ride. in the car and I would try to you know. practice it look at my book look at my. spelling and and he would blow cigarette. smoke over at me he'd be smoking a pack. of Doral's over there and he would dip. both windows up I mean I think he had. damn glued the window shut cuz he loved. all the smoke he wanted all the smoke. baby and he blow that smoke on me and.

asked me to spell a word and I would. just try to you know my face was burning. my eyes were burning and I would try to. get that word out of me you know uh I in. I in see what is it buddy. what is it let me blow that smoke all my. food. like I in see Oh in spell it boy and.

he'd yell at me spell it boy and he'd. even called me his son's name to. sometime spell it big Donald spell it. little Donald and he couldn't remember. sometimes if his son was named big. Donald or a little Donnell when you blow. the smoke on medians then he didn't uh.

he didn't have a spell [ __ ] so he would. just kind of you know kind of oh there. you go there you go. and then he'd let me flick his cigarette. he'd hand it over to me and let me flick. it on her floor and uh but anyway we. stopped at this place called chickadees. and go in their home and a handwritten. menus and we get in there and and I'd.

read him with a set on the menu and I. would read him straight up with a set on. the menu and I mean honestly man maybe. that man he might not even know to read. and maybe this was his way of just kind. of connecting with you know with an. education he never got fully or. partially even or semi partially you. know I don't know but chickadees I.

remember and then they you know one. thing one guy the guy with the best. penmanship didn't come in or something. he got in a fight with his wife and then. and they didn't have a menu one day we. went in there and they didn't have a. menu and nobody knew what to do the cut. you know the waiter just the waitress. just standing there with her arms in. there and and the cook just [ __ ] gave. up you know just cracked a couple eggs.

writing in his damn mouth and just. walked out and and I think they burned. the place down for insurance or in yeah. for insurance money but anyway what else. man let's get into the episode brother. again. you know. [Music].

how could I be so far tonight. oh come on boy put that negligee on come. on Donald big Donald come on falling. like these please cornerstone when I.

reach that Brown in my bone will get. skeletal baby let's go a little time let. it hit your daddy gonna set that parking. brake and let myself fall I shine. on me come on big Donald.

come on little Donald inconvenience what. can I get you just oh you you want them. over easy or what I've been moving way. too fast on the runaway train lower my. pants haven't we all baby.

we're just tugging that past with us. right now. [Music]. see it'll probably still come just wait. out here it's almost noon shine a light. on me I'll sit and tell you my story.

you want grits with that and all me your. mom stone I will sing it just oh you. there you go boy there you go. and that fade-out oh I couldn't get that. fade-out well right there but I want it. too I'll say that I wanted too good to.

be here with you and it is middle of. July halfway to Christmas can you cut. down. I mean if you put your ear up to the dam. to the beach you can hear I mean you. could hear Santa just just just tighten. it up a couple toy trains out there you. know it's halfway to Christmas man good. to see you guys we are here July 20th.

2020 the year 2020 in the future in the. past I'm not sure when this will you. know hit you and I don't know if you've. come from the future of the past to. listen to it I don't know how you got to. right now you know you may be some. people there may be a time in the future. where people are you know living in. Reverse and they just back in they're.

backing into a day that you're just. getting to we don't know we don't know. that I'm at home and I do not want to be. that's how I feel man I don't even want. you know just give me a damn shovel and. no no knowledge and I'll Dan I'll try. digging to China you know remember that. when we were young they say you dig oh. you dig it you could dig to China dig.

your hole you know your mom get out. there your grandmother get out there. give you a little shovel maybe your. uncle still one of those uh you know the. cement that. the cement things that break up the. cement you know maybe he steal one of. those from work and he lets you and your. buddy how each hold one handle of it cuz. it was too much that jackhammer and. y'all just just Jack Hammond that [ __ ].

up you out there digging and. jackhammering as children thinking oh we. gonna China but now you see some kid. digging to China you take the shovel. from them say hey buddy. uh-uh no no no we do not need we do not. need another thoroughfare between US and. China brother we can that's crazy that. children now aren't even allowed to dig. to China you know remember that.

oh we're gonna we'll get there won't you. come back in the morning to dig more. somebody's how you know some man. sleeping in the hole her you know his. wife kicked him out he's doing drugs or. something or he was you know he ran out. of drugs and she kicked him out and he. peed in the damn hole and you should. just keep digging man piss dirt and all. just dig your way through you don't stop.

but ya chickadees that was the name of. that joint I guess I don't know if they. something happened some insurance. scandal or something [ __ ] and they. shut it down but yeah I want to go I. want to just and I just got back I just. got back from the HAMP baby from New. Hampshire and now I want to go again I. want to go do something again you know. so sometimes when I can't travel you.

know I'll travel inside of myself I'll. take a little vacation she's just a. specific time or a specific moment and. I'll try to remember all the things I. can about the moment sometimes when I. think of the past or when I think of. something I don't forget to think of all. the different things. of the senses you know because that'll. that gives my memory more you know more.

bad or to make a cake out of you know I. remember one of the first times ever. even performed I was you know a child or. something I think I was a child I was. just a small adult that was just lying. about how old he was but I was a you. know just a middle-aged child or. something I don't know probably about. nine and if we were bad which we were my.

mother would make us perform do a. performance so we could come downstairs. and watch rescue naamam one on. television because that was my show man. that was my thing that was my jam I love. to call 9-1-1 and some of you guys know. that about me and some of you don't I'll. call them matches I'll text them you. know I texted him from the Poirier. Holloway fight I said they got some damn. ruffians out here beating the [ __ ] out.

of each other you know and they said. where are you I said I met them UFC. whatever it was 214 baby where you guys. do gang [ __ ] bring the fire department. but you can text anomaly one now but. when I was young I would call him I'd. call him for anything you know I called. him if we couldn't pay the bills I call. him hey yep st. Tammany Parish police. and fire I'm help you is this an.

emergency. yep we can't pay the water mom can't pay. it so she you know she told her boss off. and she got fired so I'm sorry I'm you. I'm gonna have to keep the line free. fractional emergencies but at least I'll. let him know somebody got to let the. city know what you're thinking. you got to at least let him know what. you're dealing with you know but um but.

anyway I remember you know that would. make us we'd had she didn't make us but. we would. down and perform you know we would put. paint or something on our bodies or put. a sheet on top of us and write China on. it maybe in do you know get in a like a. line and put a couple sheet on us and. make a dragon we come down and you know. you know my brother would beat a little. uh you know we'd have him beat up what. is it called a he would beat like a.

tambourine with a spoon or you know we. had a we had a this man my mom dated. used to do fake accidents to get money. and so we had I remember like a metal. neck brace that he left over one time. and so sometime my brother would put. that on and get thimbles like you know. metal little thimbles from sewers. so where's kids and he would put him on. his fingers and so we'd all come down.

and he would play kind of Chinese music. on his you know just you know playing. that that metal neck brace and uh and. the rest of us would just be in a damn. sheet we'd written shine on the side of. it and cut a couple eye holes out the. front and wrote dragon on the front and. we would do a show put on a show for Mom.

and if she liked the show well enough. then we were allowed to sit there by the. television and watch rescue number one. or so you know a couple other programs. unsolved mysteries rescuing I'm on won. America's Most Wanted I mean we like to. watch it that was a very fear-based and. we would sit do we work in we would sit. literally two inches from the television. screen I mean our television was as big. as two iPhone nines I mean that [ __ ].

was big as two off like a double-wide. iPhone nine and we would sit there two. inches from it and just let it all just. let the devil just go straight into our. eyes and that was you know that was but. that was some of the first times we. would perform that I would perform. I remember as a child was coming down. and doing that and performing for Mom so. that we could watch rescue Nam on one.

and Here I am you know 30 years later. still performing for television in a. weird way you know in kind of a. backhanded way but you know still. performing to to be a part of the show. so I could see the show whatever I don't. know about that part but what else man.

but anyway but anyway yeah sorry I was. telling you so I would when I think back. to like if I can't go then I'll go. somewhere in my head you know I'll take. a you know think back to those times and. something so other things that I think. about from that time I think about the. carpet you know well how did it feel. how'd the carpet feel because we were. barefoot you know it was nighttime were. barefoot inside you know and and so I. think about think about how it felt to. my feet and then I remember the carpet.

you know the color of it was kind of. called coffee with milk color in it and. um and so I think about that I think. about the smell what the smell would be. like well when we went to Mom's room to. perform they she had usually just gotten. out of the shower you know and she was. uh she wasn't nude anymore we didn't do. anything like that you had to go down. the street for some of that [ __ ] family. nudity kind of [ __ ] but but you could.

smell up you know you could smell the. shampoo in the room you could smell a. salon selects and mom had salon selects. man in it Oh oh my god I do not know if. you remember salon selects it was um it. was about the most high-class shampoo. you could get I mean it had.

I don't even know what it was made out. of it just seemed like they'd taken a. couple beautiful women and cream you. know and just put you know cremated them. or whatever and this put them right into. the damn bottle and then they put two. scoops of freaking California in there. and maybe half a scoop of hibiscus up in. there you know and then they just they. would trim an angel's wings right into.

that [ __ ] heated up to about 240 and. then let it simmer and then bottle it. and your mom had it mom got Salon. selects we would wash our hair with a. soap you know we will wash our hair with. a soap or sometimes we would put a soap. bar in a sock and you would rub that on. your head so it's not to lose all the. soap you that way you weren't you know. the soap would stay in that sock you. weren't minima cuz otherwise you give us. a bar of soap somebody you know we'd use. it all in one bathing we'd bathe for two.

and a half hours we use somebody you. know hide it in her ass or something. just you know children being children. but when mom when when and so what mom. did with mom put it in a sock and we. would just scrub it on her head so the. soap still came out of it but you just. weren't wearing that bar down and I. remember sometime I go over to a rich. kids house and they would have a little. bit of Irish Spring over there. and shout out to Ireland man and shout.

out to uh you know shout out to Ireland. and in the UK and all of our good people. over there. you know shout out to Jack Shore who won. his MMA fight man young legend right. there and hell I hope they opened the. borders soon man cuz I think half of us. want to come back to England brother. I'll tell you that put me on a boat baby.

I'm joking man I'm happy to be here but. some days there's some yeah you know I. live I live in California it's just a. little bit more I don't know too many. know-it-alls out here but anyway mom had. so um selects that's what I'm telling. you mom had that salon selects and if. you sometime I would say Oh mom I'm out. of shampoo I'd run into her room and I'd. reach my hand in the shower mom would be. in her shower you know which if I was.

lucky boy she'd put a little salon. selection and the problem was my body. heat would start to kind of make it. thinner you know your body heat like you. can only hide jello in your hand for. about 40 minutes before you just got a. little handful of something and you have. to tell you have to you know tell people. hey this used to be gelatin on believe. you and that's what it was like so I'd. have to run all the way back upstairs.

get back in the shower and put it in my. hair before it all kind of dissipated or. snuck out the you know the little cracks. in my fingers but damn I love that man. you know and I love when momma give me. some some of that salon selects and I. remember god I remember that boy and. sometimes I've washed my hair with it. and sometimes honestly broad washed my. damn body with it and sometimes honestly. honestly double honestly I'd frickin.

lick a little bit of it right out of my. damn hand bro god damn forgive me but. God just they're just tasting that damn. hibiscus brother we didn't have hibiscus. by us so to just get a damn hit of it. out of that bottle but I remember that. was another thing I remember when I go. into mom's room you could smell that cuz. she had just showered. recently you know and so she you could.

smell it in the air but anyway little. things like that just bring me you know. when I think of the when somebody's like. hey do you remember I try to think of. okay well what was something that I felt. at the time okay I felt the carpet I. remember that I remember uh you know how. my body felt when I was young it just it. I I was I wasn't aware of it now I'm so. aware of my body I'm you know I got to. move and I got to think about what I'm.

doing. and you know I got a reach for something. it's all but when I was young it. everything was just it was just it went. from an idea or a thought in my head to. it an action there was no delay there. was no age in the gumming up the works. you know there was no door I'll smoke. between my brain and my activity you. know it was just immediate just just.

chickadees on the table baby but yes I. did that's what I try to think of. sometimes when I'm thinking about. stories and I think I think of okay what. did I see what did I smell you know what. did I feel would it uh what was the. taste of something was there anything. you know was there you know just I try. and go through my senses and just and. that helps me add some memory sometimes. I think all of our memo everything we've.

ever done is inside of us sometimes I. think that but you have to get some you. have to there needs to be a key to. unlock it like a person will talk to you. or remind you of something or or you. know different stuff like that today's. episode is brought to you by policy. genius I've got to let you know that. there's never a bad time to save money. and that really is true and it's really.

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let's see what he's doing going brother. and to my place of employment and I had. a thought I said who better to call from. connect a via to share the thought with. than the co bond one so I just saw a guy. neighbor he's walking his dog his dog. two German Shepherd very narrow face you. know they have features then I looked at. the guy and I'm like wow he's starting.

to look just like that German Shepherd. in the face narrow kind of they were. going up a hill head pointed forward. face forward everything going up the. hill and then I saw yeah people I guess. maybe creatures do that we start to turn. into the things or start to look like. the things we looked at or the. or the being amen brother Thank You.

Larry for that man you're right I think. you're definitely right about I mean. whoo I don't know if you're right or not. but yeah I mean you saw what you saw you. know it's like you're reporting a damn. UFO your reporting obviously a lien you. know guy who's a towel you know maybe. Judeo Italian going up hill with a. German Shepherd you know you saw what. you saw but yeah I think we start to. reflect what we focus on man it could be.

a dog it could be a you know if you. listen to takashi 6:9 all day and watch. all of his videos which are awesome okay. I'll say that but if you do it all day. every day. next thing you know you're gonna get a. couple skittles embedded into your cheek. you know you're gonna braid your hair. you know you're gonna frickin be out of. work you're gonna be you know you're. gonna be hiding in a in a town house out. there and you know somewhere probably.

you know Toledo or Boise but it's like. yeah you're gonna become whatever you. focus on but people do that with animals. for sure you'll see us you know you'll. see a lady with a shih tzu named Sharon. and then people start saying oh that's. Sharon Shih Tzu Sharon and both them. they got you know matching little side. ponies and you know they're both eating. out of a bowl or something by the back. door of her house it's just bizarre.

stuff you see a lot of that you know you. see a lot of Megan you know you'll see a. lady who named Megan with a Maltese and. then were like oh that's a Maltese Megan. you know and you throw a frisbee and. Megan runs and you know tries to catch. that [ __ ] and gets hit by a UH Ford. Fayette bra and you like you know but. yeah people start to Envisat and become. what they the animals they have you see. it with riffraff even you know riffraff.

who's that rare element he's the you. know he's the Bermuda Triangle of hugh. of humans. and he's got a couple Huskies and he. starts trying you know he starts to. mimic them and sound like them and move. like them you know you'll see him on all. fours pissing on a hydrant over there. down there near Deer Park Florida but. I'm just saying you know whatever we. spend time with you see that a lot. especially the dog human element that.

combo package you know somebody gets a. you know your buddy Bernard gets a damn. Burmese python and next thing you know. Bernard you'll catch him one afternoon. laying on the street you know with no. shirt on putting his stomach on the on a. concrete to stay warm so there's a lot. of that type of [ __ ] but gang Larry. thanks for recognizing that and thanks. for the call man appreciate it and you.

know just take care of yourself brother. all right you'd be good man onward all. right let's take another call right here. here we go APO this is Sam in Nashville. Tennessee here what's up Sam or Samuel. and Sam is often a short name for Samuel. or Yosemite Sam if you're a drawing you. know onward a lot of to ask you about. performing in 2020 I play drums for a.

living here in Nashville or I did the. city got hit by a tornado back in March. okay you could have played in our. Chinese dragon retribution performance. that we did for Mom. homework sorry I wasn't even listening. right there because I started thinking. about that and anyway I'll back up did. he got hit by a tornado back in March. which took out some of the venues and. then shortly after that the core of it. took over which as you know cancels all.

the tours and a lot of the gigs in town. too. a bunch of us positions here are talking. about organizing a protest to open up. some of these venues so we can get back. to doing what made Nashville famous and. make some music which we're currently. not allowed to do I know there's a lot. of folks out there that don't want us to. do that and I don't want anyone to get. but I guess I'd say stay home if you're. worried about it not trying to be. insensitive but really itching to go.

back to work make some music and pay. somebody's bills I want to hear your. input since you're a performer and. you're feeling like struggles to do I. know that the virus is real and all that. just you know especially for people up. and coming it's just you know we got. bills so yeah brother I feel that man. thank you for the call and yeah that's a. lot y'all got a lot on the table. especially if you're up-and-coming if. you're trying to you were you were. building momentum and then all this. momentum you know just really slow do a.

grind you know one thing I'll think. about that is it at least all. everybody's momentum slow to a grind so. it's even I think a lot of times it. feels like it's just us you know or just. you or just your band or and I'm not. saying you're saying that I'm just. saying sometimes it lands on us that way. but you know there's it's interesting. that it's everyone because we're not. used that's the element that we are not. used to is that everyone had to stop B I.

feel you sometime I feel you you know my. mom said look if I'm gonna die I'm gonna. die you know she's ready to get out. there she you know she'll fist fight the. devil you know she's ready to she wants. to live what life she has remaining a. lot of people do large venues are tough. because a lot of them they don't want to.

open up because it wouldn't even the. cost of to rent the space and everything. it's not even cost-effective to have a. show at it but if you have to have. people spaced out so far yeah I feel you. could you just have a show where it's. like hey if you want to come this is. just listen at your own risk why can't. that be a thing you know just listen at.

your own risk that's it. you know I you know just like at the. pool they say oh wait you know if you. have a Bologna or something you know you. have a little bologna sandwich you have. maybe you know half a dozen tootsie. rolls or something in a barque soda and. they say don't swim don't swim but you. know Daniel Bryan he don't give a damn. dude. Daniel Dewey Daniel fillers Malfoy.

freaking you know you know he'll put. he'll put three beef franks in his mouth. and jump straight in the deep end dude. he'll plan his funeral in the morning. and in dying afternoon bro you know. that's how he is he's risky like that. he'll we eat and swim at the same time. within a you know and he's never taken a. lesson he don't care that's who he is. so it just they should have an option I.

feel like for people that want to be. Daniel and then it's you know I think. then it's like we get to see you know. we'll see what happens but I personally. I'd rather die over there at a damn. Billie eyeless show then I would just. hunker down watching 48 you know the. first 48 again it's like how do you want.

to die you know you want to die that you. know that Louisiana children's. performance of the Chinese dragon or do. you want to die sitting at home watching. you know Clarissa explains it all or. something reruns. so yeah I'm ready you know I was just. looking yesterday talking to the agents. about getting a tent and maybe doing. shows like that maybe this will you know.

maybe there will just be smaller shows. and there will be more traveling type of. shows coming up and it'll all take on a. new way that we embrace it you know I. don't know. I don't know man I wish I had some. solace for you but I feel you you know. I'm just itching to be the biggest thing. I mentioned a mission to not forget what. it was like before this because the more.

and more this we live this that's what. starts to happen you forget how not. comfortable but just you forget what was. going on before and you kind of become. okay with this now and people say well. that's you know where there's risk to. that that's you know people could but. then here's the thing those people are. choosing to go die you know some I think.

that's the core of a lot of it too some. people have a different view of life you. know and I'm sure this differs if you. have children if you don't but some. people they say you know they had that. mayor in Las Vegas and she's like well. let's open up and see you know I thought.

that was pretty ballsy of her and of. course you can have people say what do. you tell you but some you know there's. some people think when they die they you. know there's another option they you. know it's not all about just this moment. you know there's that other there's a. deeper coil that were attached to and so. there's you know there's there's another.

existence there's reincarnation there's. you know maybe you come back as a dragon. with China written on the side of you. there's something maybe you come back as. a damn you know as a French option over. there at chickadees bra but you know. like some people believe that so they. live life differently life's different. when you have this idea in your head. that there's. there's other dimensions there's other. levels you go on you know you look at.

Super Mario differently and shout out. some boy of bacon arts who made this. right here and this is super Mario. looking like a bacon but but then. there's some people who you know it this. is it this is it and so they're so. caught they you know they don't have. that extra those next levels that they. have in their psyche and so they think. it's all right here right now this is it. but so then of course those types of. people are gonna have different views on.

what's going on and how we react to it. in nature but and then there's Brendan. Schaub who almost single-handedly took. out the entire podcast universe so you. know there's just different types of. folks just joking and uh but keep but. not joke and you get it let's take. another call man here we go yeah this is.

Lauren from Boston and I am calling. because I love and like you alright. Lauren. appreciate the good words thank you for. calling onward I saw you at the Wilbur. theater last March in Boston my friend. Kevin took me for my birthday we had. super good seats right up front you were. so funny you even at the beginning. seemed a little bit nervous and then you. crushed it your openers were awesome we.

neither of us had ever heard of them and. they were they were awesome to be. introduced to but I'm calling because I. am from New Hampshire originally and. shout out ham shout out in ham baby live. free or die son you know that that's. their motto and maybe that would be a. good place to have those types of. concerts brother who called in a minute. ago you know out there in New Hampshire.

where you know they got Dunkin Donuts. they got a cemetery right there. you go to the show you know you hit the. urgent care after and in boom you're in. a cemetery oh if it doesn't work out. otherwise you live in free gang man. homework that that rural outskirt where. you know before Trump America was a. thing it was Trump America Confederate. flag up North trucks with with kids. people say yes spelled y UT yeah yeah.

and a lot of those folks you know became. Trump voters and I'm down here in Boston. I went to college here and I stayed here. and um it's hard to explain to people. the nuance you know the I'm a FEMINIST. I'm progressive in many ways and I still. have love and respect for the people I. grew up with and I feel like a lot of. that is being washed away on both sides. then there are little places where it. still lives and you help remind people.

of that that you can be many different. kinds of a person and love then many. different kinds of people and I just. appreciate it well man this audio is. Jackie today um thank you for the call. young lady and I think it's nice that. your boy Kevin took you out there to see. the show and that's a real you know when. you get out there to see to show this. really I mean man it's fun I feel like. you know I've said before a lot of times. I want to be on the I want to be sitting.

in the audience I don't want to be up. there on the stage I want to be out in. the audience and just and be able to. enjoy the show you know and I do enjoy. it but it's just a different type of. thing yeah you know you know there's a. look there's a lot of people in America. that that are gonna vote for Donald. Trump you know there's a lot of people. that like him you know certainly in the. the places that I grew up and there's.

people that are in my family that that. love him you know. there's people that don't there's people. that don't love him but that will vote. for him there's people that that that. will vote for Biden if he runs they're. well they're you know there's there's. all types but I do think it is inter. sting how you know I don't I'll never.

turn my back on any of those types of. people I don't care I don't think anyone. should tell you who to who to vote for I. really really don't I think that's your. thing and it gets to me how I see how. people were I'm from or people I see how. people that love Donald Trump love him I. see how they support him and I don't. know I mean I think there's some people. that love him but I think there's some. people that just vote for him but I see.

why I certainly see why when it comes to. being poor and white because nobody. everywhere else everybody else looks at. you the media makes funny all the time. the only people you can make fun of. still are poor white people you know on. any television shows it seems like you. know if you're from a poor white place. they they immediately say you're racist.

they say you're dumb you know they look. over us I don't know I don't know but. yeah I don't if you I don't care who you. vote for I hope you vote for somebody. that that you like I really do and I. don't care what side of the track that. they're on I really don't you know I've.

voted for candidates on both sides every. time you can legally do that but anyway. I didn't mean to just kind of ramble on. a lot of that stuff but uh but yeah you. know I it's it hurts me it hurts me a. lot of times when I hear people say. certain things because they just assume. you know they assume that people were on. from a racist but you know many times we. spent building Habitat for Humanity.

houses going to help with those for poor. black families in our area and we didn't. have a house. you know I was on the same bus as those. kids you know but what do you know you. just you know you can't Harbor on the. stuff you just try and do your best and.

you know but I've seen a lot of great. stuff from a lot of the areas that other. people these days and a lot of other. people it's just the media it seems like. definitely seems to look down on except. for when they want to sell you something. boy they'll take your money so that's. what people start to do is just be. careful where they put their money you. know because perspective is some people. their perspective is just one thing so.

it's like you can't get angry at a fish. for being in water man you can't get you. just you can but is it really jug that. justifiable if all the fish knows is. water you ever hear telling them about. air he don't know about air you know and. I'm pretty you know fortunate I've been. able to you know I've been I've been. fortunate to you know kind of just spend.

time right on the beach you know in. there and in the water and and um and. both are awesome man gang bro but anyway. I didn't mean we robbed right off that's. a lot of political [ __ ] man I shouldn't. uh you know some of them I don't like. talking about a lot of that kind of. stuff but but we got too much stuff to.

dividing us these days and they win when. they divide us they win you know that. gang bro let's take another call that. came in right here gang brawn work it up. deal. [ __ ] you know I'm coming from Vegas. having this [ __ ] on my mind. I don't know what to do dog I'm about to. have a baby sitting home Oh. congratulations brother that's awesome. man if you get a baby dude then you know.

you get a real gift you know to think. that somebody is entrusting you with the. life that's pretty amazing. you know that's crazy that the other. side of existence is straight-up mailing. you a life out of your girl's body dog. that's crazy bro. that's the original FedEx right there. son. gang I went to my girls like Facebook. and on a [ __ ] kind of friend now like.

like a low-key little home before I go. with her and she was like [ __ ] some. [ __ ] flow I don't even know like a. month before she met me and [ __ ] I've. been on her like Facebook and I see like. all the [ __ ] most look at she used to. have like liking the pictures and all. that [ __ ] she don't have a Monday no. more but I'm gonna had to check her like. [ __ ] at least [ __ ] three times.

about that [ __ ] and like I'd be finding. shed light on her conversations with. like her [ __ ] family you know that. and she's all her talking about how she. used to [ __ ] have more [ __ ] up in. her [ __ ] apartment dang bro I. appreciate the call you know that man. I'm sorry that you know I can certainly. you know I've had a lot of experiences. with jealousy you know and I'm not.

accusing you of being jealous but you. know um you know you got a good. opportunity right now you know all the. things you said she used to do before. y'all were together she had a life. before you guys you know that man so. it's um you know it's really you know. you got it I mean you can't you got a G.

up. maybe have a Red Bull or something and. just you need to I think you got to find. some ways to forgive or man I think you. have to bro because you can't betray you. gonna drag all this stuff along forever. you know I'm sorry to hear that but you. can't what was your past like you know I. used to be real angry at my girl and. then I realized damn my past was sketchy. bruh hell my current is sketchy. I'm sketchy now so you know when I've.

had a girlfriend it's like damn you know. I used to get angry brycie get angry at. my girlfriends do my first girlfriend. one time I got so angry cuz she dated. this guy before me and I like held that. [ __ ] against her you know I made her. feel bad and stuff man she couldn't just. she couldn't do nothing about that man. that was before I even knew her so you.

know I think you just gotta find some. ways you got a baby coming like there's. you know God is giving you this gift. between you and this girl so it's. obvious that there's some real power. there between you guys and I know it's. gonna be hard man but I think you just. got to forgive her and just let you have. to let it go you know maybe even find. somebody to talk to about it I think. that that could help man I really really. do you know and I'm sorry to just kind.

of sound like I'm telling you what to do. but I just want you to see you enjoy. this experience I don't want to see you. look back and you know cuz it sounds. like you're just angry and are you I. don't even know if you're really angry. at her if you just if you're just angry. you know and I don't know I just the. last thing we need in this world is some. kid coming into it in you know when. people fighting over the past we've got.

enough fighting over the past going on. in the world you know and so I think if. if you can do it man you got a leg you. got all you got to let some of that. stuff go and be a cool day and start a. new adventure with her. you know I know it's really hard but you. can like just be supportive of her and. just be a man so so she doesn't have to. be with these fools anymore you know. you're lucky you caught her from these. fools you know and a lot of Latinos man.

they'd like to fight in a car wash I. remember I went to school over there in. Tucson and kids always fist fighting. over there in the car wash and then. somebody get the suds gun and [ __ ] go. to town on some little dude you know. little actor getting you know oh you. like the limpio actor you like the. limpio papa so it's you know it's just. you can do it bro but you know I would. find somebody that you could talk to. that they can really help you about it.

um and maybe even go into like a 12. steps for anger Anonymous or something. and I'm not trying to call you out I'm. not trying to say you're a bad guy or. anything like that I'm really not you. know you were just people bro and it's. not easy being people but that baby man. you're gonna I just want you to have fun. with that baby you know and you got a. great chance she don't have a baby with. any of those fools brought you to one so. go get it done daddy you can do it you. know I really think you can do it all.

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and I've got a little bit of money saved. up and I work full time and I think. about starting off the side business and. the four years I've been looking into it. I think I'm ready to finally go I think. I'll start my own ice cream truck. business okay I'm really excited to. start looking into it right away all my. friends are kind of cuckoo and the idea. they called haters baby they called. haters Michael Moore Sam's creepy and.

that you know pedophilia ideology. surrounding the whole thing which I. never thought about well you definitely. should have thought about that man you. know we had a guy bus they had a company. called Perry's putt-putt and they sold. mini golf to children and hell I don't. even know if they sold it to us I think. if you just showed up and had shorts on. that the man would let you play it and. the man I think this man mr. Perry he. would get out there and he would that's. every now and then he would spin the.

boys around in a circle you know and he. would grab you by your feet and he would. spin you around. and uh everybody would laugh and stuff. and half the time you draw it or you. know spit up a dam now and later or. whatever you'd had for lunch but but. yeah it was a real real [ __ ]. establishment but um but you got to. think about that yeah you can't.

I wouldn't go alone out there you know. if you go in wealthier neighborhoods. it's going to be different you're gonna. deal with the kid is gonna come to the. thing with the parents or with a. babysitter but dog you roll down the. East Miggy Street over there and. Covington Lousiana sign you gonna have a. frigate you know you gonna have a couple. seven six year olds some kid trade you a. video game some kid trade you a freakin. on you know maybe a um a picture frame.

with his grandmother in it people do. more trade and barter for that astro pop. you know for that little Mickey Mouse. with the gumball nose or give you that. for that but that Bananarama you know. slick you know thing you know that. banana fudgesicle so [ __ ] I say do it. man but I would I would get a different. type of music I would do country music.

or get crunk with it you know Karl's. country cream van that's what I'd call. it Karl's country cream van and every. now and then you pull over and get out. and do a dance do something come with a. real-ass hustle that way at least if a. kid gets diddled out or something are. you even flirting with a kid at least. they you know you brought some. entertainment to the village first. otherwise you get these [ __ ] rolling. through the neighborhood all they want. to do is touch kids and make make cream.

money you know and they're not you know. they're not doing nothing but but yeah. man I think it sounds pretty cool bro I. think hey you know I pull I'd get me one. of them Astro pops I don't you know you. get I love Astro pop so I give you 75. cents for it you know or let you feel my. elbows bro. you know that [ __ ] boys shut out Perry. shut up Perry's putt-putt real rotgut. establishment over there all right I'll.

take one more call here let's get a gang. what's up odds with the bar that a this. is Denzel Washington okay a bar mellows. man I'm calling from Canada damn brother. Oh Lord baby we got a fella he's calling. from Memphis ganna stannis Memphis baby. oh yes home of the first 48 bruh if you. like a little bitter herb and murder. bruh cracking it at gang Robert I just. had three questions for you first one. was have you ever been to Memphis for a.

show or for anything yes sir and I've. been in Memphis man I've been down there. on Beale Street where they got the. people drinking by the goats I've been. over there you know I've been over there. and seen I've been over to Sun Studios. I've driven over off the Tupelo and seen. where Elvis was lived as a baby you know. I've been over there in a Memphis of it. at a Peabody Hotel what a duck's roll. through there you know I've been over.

there baby and I love it man gang I love. Tennessee homework like that if not you. should come we'll definitely keep you. safe. I love how that's your new motto in. Memphis dude we'll keep you safe for us. then if you've ever seen the first 48. bruh that's Memphis's new motto we'll. keep you safe. ruff oh man I appreciate it. whoo you are a very beautiful man and.

that isn't gay because I like women. sexual but I just had to let you know. that you are a very beautiful man. thank you brother and I appreciate that. and I feel a little bit more beautiful. than I used to when I was young which is. interesting because I was I was. definitely handsomer when I was young is. that more blood in my body and more you. know tighter cells and everything and I. feel you man there's nothing wrong. nothing gay about that you know there's. nothing real there's nothing real real.

gay about it if you think another man is. I mean it's a little is. definitely kind of late night you know. cocaine vibes kind of if you say that. you know that's a beautiful mammatus. homework I know part of it has to do. with that mullet but even without the. mud you're still very beautiful. it's a haircut it's a hockey haircut. really rough you I don't you ever watch.

hockey or been to a Europe which is. another country but they have they have. more unique hair there you know and. shout out hands their nation bro gang. over and I just had to let you know that. I appreciate you Theo von. dude you said three questions I got was. one question and he told me I'm. beautiful bro that's flirting so to be. real honest that's flirting man you know.

and but hey whatever man. look I'll say this dude what about this. bro and no homo at all you know if you. feel me bro no homo but if you had to. take a man out on a date this for. anybody out there and it's for straight. men straight men only if you had to take. a man on a date on a first date you had. to take a man say you go over there you. go over to the get you know to the side. of the tracks where men love men and you.

know what I'm talking about. I'm sexuals say you do it right and it's. great if you do if you look if you want. that if you want that in your life do it. but if you're a straight man what kind. of date would you take a man on if you. were gonna take a man out I'd love to. hear some of those calls nine eight five. six six four nine five zero three we'll. get into some of those next week if you.

were really to be you know being do. being wild with them you know if you. were gonna take a man out but you're not. gay but you were gonna take a man out. and I think it's really straight of us. to even talk about this and uh you know. to you know in its. nothing wrong with that man so yes if. you got that man hit the hotline nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three yeah I want to thank everybody I.

want to thank you guys for the call a. lot of great calls you know I want to. hope that everybody staying safe out. there you don't want to apologize if I. said anything that's that is just kind. of too political or anything like that I. know people get enough of that in the. world but but you know I'm you know I. can't help where God put me into the. world at and you know I feel like you.

know I feel like I have to believe that. we're all headed into a best direction. you know and I believe that I really do. because I don't think that I just don't. think that the this whole adventure of. being human is supposed to turn out bad.

sometimes I want to I want to it's fun. to think of Anarchy and you know it'd be. fun to play Robin Hood and get on your. roof and you know shoot people down and. stuff and that kind of [ __ ] but you know. it's I don't I think that we're all. headed over all into the best into best. practices you know so but anyway man I. love you. and uh and you guys be good to.

yourselves man you know you deserve it. and thanks for the calls and we'll get. out to the rest of them next time and. gang. [Music].

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fun while we all die I also wanted to. thank all of our patreon supporters you. know we just put a new video up on there. too just so you can check it out and you. know I know we've pared down our patreon. and made it very limited of what we're. offering there it's just basically a. very low level support of $2 but still.

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