Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #582

I'd like to let you guys know about a. couple of new dates. We have uh. Philadelphia, uh Rochester, New York, home of the garbage plate, and Dwat. You. can get all those tickets at the. von.com/ur. Thank you. Today's guest is. an interviewer. He's a content creator. He's a voyer. Um you know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had. pretty much everyone on as a guest. Um. this interview is one of the most hectic.

time just it's this interview was hectic. and we did our best and uh you live and. learn but I'm very grateful that I got. to go through just um it was just a long. day with my friend Mr. Caleb. [Music]. Presley song. [Applause].

[Music]. I think your hair looks great today. My. dude, you know who you remind me of? No. cap, bro. Huh? That girl. She's like the. back the uh what is it? And you will not. electrocute the children. You know what. I'm talking about. Did you make that up? Is that a real. person? I'm talking about The future is. our Oh, yeah. The uh the future is ours. You will not hurt the Oh, [ __ ] What is.

it? Thurberg. Yes. Really? Yeah. You. knew, bro. Come on. Help me out. Yeah. G. Thurberg, dude. Yeah. She say the future. is ours. Yeah. The future is ours. She's. inspirational. I got to stop looking. Do. people tell you that a lot? Yeah, I get. that a lot. Uh, no. You look great, man. I was going. to say, thank you, man. Wow. Quit. Quit. No, I'm just saying cuz I've seen you. when you when you look different than. this. I look bad the last time we I saw. you. I wouldn't say that. I look. horrible. Horrible. Yeah. You Some days are not my. best days. But most days are Mhm. I'm.

just not with you on most. Yeah. The second I saw that vest and I. was like, "Oh, hell yeah, dude." Yeah. It's [ __ ] cool, dude. I got I got it. from uh for Chica Cheetah, which is it's. your tequila company, you know. Yeah. And you know, you smelt it. Oh, dude. I. took a deep smell off of that. You. really did. Some guys I remember it's. like a little Latino guy was like, "I'll. rub it inside your nose." And I like, "Hold on,

dude. Do not rub it in my nose, but how. about this?". I was like, "How about this? You keep. drinking it and let me put let me put my. ear up to your chest and just hear your. heartbeat while you're on it. That guy. was crazy. That guy was on a lot, man. But yeah, it smelled like. very beautiful peanut flavored peanut. Tell me about it. It's peanut peanut. flavored tequila. Peanut flavored. tequila. Peanut peanut flavored tequila. Peanut butter. Peanut butter flavored.

tequila. Cuz just peanut flavored is. like totally different. Yeah. And every. year it kills like one person on an. airplane. Dude, it's super funny talking. about Mexican people. We went down there. to tequila for it and um to to to to. Tequila, the city. Oh, there's there. might be a country. No, tequila. It's a. city. Guadalajara is the is just a. neighboring city that you fly into. But. then you go to tequila and at that place. they don't have they don't eat peanut. butter. Nuh-uh. And they don't know how. to dap either. They don't know how to. dab you up. No, dude. Mexican people, if.

you do this to them, they have no clue. what you're doing. That's crazy. They. have no idea. I'm not saying Mexican-Americans who who. live here now, they probably those are. called chos. They can probably dab fine. But you go down there, it's just not a. thing, dude. I think the exchange rate. gets lost. I think if you're coming. across that border, there's no time to. dab. People are, you know, can't they're. struggling. They're getting climbing. uphill or up like they're wet. The kids. haven't slept or whatever. I think. that's where they probably lose it.

There's not time. Yeah, there's nobody, dude. There's no two dudes who are. sneaking into a country. If these people. are and that's all Yeah. You're not like. I think dude I think Mexican people are. probably the most liked group of people. for sure. I don't know anyone who. doesn't like Mexican people. We did a. show the other night and they had a guy. in the front who's Mexican or alleged. Mexican or whatever or um I don't even. know what it's called like matte finish. or whatever. God calls it or whatever, you know, like I don't know, you know,

and uh all I know is that he had uh all. I know is that he had salt around the. edges of his shoulders, so you can tell. Taheen. Yeah, he Yeah, he had a little. bit of taheen on him, you know. Uh he What was he doing? Uh nothing. I. don't know. He's just [ __ ] looking. for something. Um no, he was uh he was. just at the show. But I was like, "Give. a round of applause for Mexican people, man. They're doing it." And people went. apeshit, bro. Everyone I love Mexican.

people. Everyone loves Mexican people. They're hardworking, family people, fun. people. Uh I already said family, but. they're cool. Fast, bro. Uh but they. also they have Bring up the Mexican. Easter Bunny. I've heard this dude is a. a lot of times he's like in a lucha. libre. mask and he'll kidnap your tia. Do you. ever at a show like I just thinking. about someone in the front of their. audience, do you ever like look at. somebody and be like, "Get this guy out.

of. here and be. like, dude, I will sometimes just point. to a guy in the front and they'll be. like, "This guy's here to meet a. 14-year-old boy, ladies and gentlemen.". like they'll put his picture up on the. screen and dude the crazy part was one. time they just he happened to be with. his son who I guess was underage or. whatever or his you know or some kid. that he met and they just pan over to. this. kid and everybody's like oh I hope it's.

his son you should do a kiss cam oh yeah. you should do a kiss cam and then we go. to a hot lady and go with just it's you. and her. and And you just keep putting on a. disguise and scooting around the place. Yeah. Like, oh. Well, there was that. there's that uh that thing happened. where a guy um he kept setting his buddy. up on the kiss cam. So, he would he had. a he knew the guy run the kiss cam. So, he's like, "Dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know." Yeah. Right. In 12m just.

light me up, homie. I'm going to sit by. something. I'm going to sit by something. cute. Yeah. And his buddy, they have. like this uh over like 11 games. They. kept they kept finding him like sitting. by cute smooching. Yeah. Some of them. didn't kiss him. Some of them didn't. they didn't like him, but some of them. liked him. Dude, I saw a comment on this. is random. I saw a comment on our video. we just did on Sunday conversation that. said me and you have me and you have the. exact opposite facial hair. I'm looking. at you thinking about it right now. That is. hilarious. That's pretty true, man.

Oh, I think you definitely seem you have. very like Nordiv Native American. um uh what's that place where they all. meet up. The bikers meet up. Oh, Myrtle. Beach. Yeah, you have very Nordic. You look like a kind of a really hot. chick in Myrtle Beach, dude. I think but. at like a biker place. Biker week. Yeah. Bike. Which one though? Huh? He cares,

huh? Yeah, I think a lot of dudes as. they they be like, "Oh, that [ __ ] hot. chick's got a mustache.". Greta Thurberg, you already said it. We'll. not They're killing our baby bears. How. old is she now? Bring her up, dude. He. hasn't brought up anything you told him. to bring up yet. I know. Guys are. [ __ ] unbelievable. I said bring up a. picture of the Easter Mexican Easter. Bunny. Oh, definitely. Boy,

[Laughter]. dude, it's kind of crazy cuz the Mexican. Easter Bunny, he pops into your place. looking for eggs. You know what I'm. saying? What do you mean? Like some. bunnies, like in America, he hides the. eggs, he brings them. Mexico, he [ __ ]. show up at your place. He's. like, you know, so I think it's a little. bit different. It's a little bit more um. invasi. invasive. It's a little bit more uh like.

look at him right. there. He's like kind of like the. Michael Myers of Chocolate like down. there. I think he has They're not. They're not hoping he comes. I think. that's what I think. Oh my god. They're just like, "Oh [ __ ]. this just another white guy trying to. colonize our shit." You know, but if the black Easter bunny comes, dude. Oh, bro. He'll come the day after. Easter. He'll get out of here. He'll get out.

He'll get out of his [ __ ] truck. He. be like, "Oh, Sherman late as [ __ ]. Dang, bro." Dude, what did you say when. we were in uh when we were hunting and. you were talking about You're never. going to remember. You said the funniest. thing about you had a full joke you were. going to put in your standup. I did. You. always say that though. You're like, "Let me say that." And then I can't. Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it. Start writing stuff down. You do. You. write stuff down. Yeah, I write it down, too. Doesn't help. You got to be able to. read it.

That's the trick, man. That's the trick. about writing, dog. You learn to write. But can you. read? That's the problem. There's a lot of [ __ ] people, bro, that write all kind of [ __ ] but then it. then they [ __ ] just kind of be like, you know, say run out of. gas. Oh, Caleb Presley, what's going on, man? Sunday conversation. We just got to. do it, dude. Thank you for having me. back. Um, it's it's your own show now, so you guys are free from bar stool.

Yep. My contract ran out the end of last. year. So, January one, me, Glenny Balls. came with me. Mhm. Um, and then I have a. producer Kelsey and then uh editor and. shooter Tom. So that's they're my little. company. Mhm. And then we have like the. same freelance people that we always. work with. So we really have like a team. of seven that's kind of like our little. our little squad. Yeah. It was good, man. I felt like it was the same. Everything was felt exactly kind of the. same. We did in the exact same location. in chairs. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it was. good. Yeah, that was fun, dude. And you.

guys just did Who else have you done. recently? That's who did you have some. episodes you've done that aren't going. to come out? Haven't come out yet? We. just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know. when this comes out, but we did Morgan. yesterday. That'll come out this. weekend. So, I don't know if this is. coming. Oh, so that'll already be out. then. This come out I think next week. maybe. We just did Luca. Oh, huh. Yeah. Bounce from the playoffs right after. Oh, he did, huh? Yeah. What do you feel. like how they did Luca? Bad. But dude, he's still making I mean, it's hard to. feel bad for someone who's making. whatever $97 million in the next two.

years. But I think he lost out on like. 116 million. and in his country or whatever. That's. crazy. You could like you could buy. every You could buy a mountain or. something. Yeah. You'd never have to go. back with that with that amount. Yeah. You'd never have to see Slovenia again. with 116 million bucks. Free at last. Free at last. Oh yeah, dude. That's. what's up, bro. No, it's been good. I I. I've enjoyed It's kind of the same thing. I was doing when I was at Barcel. I.

mean, it's pretty much exactly the same. thing. Just doing Sunday conversation. plus some like I did Drewi show which. was fun. Just like oneoff kind of. collaborations. Yeah. Who was that. little uh Bambi? Oh, was that who it. was? Little Mac Nugget. She looked like. uh Glenn Big Baby Davis. You know what. I'm talking about? Yeah. He's in jail, is he? Yeah. Well, free Big Baby. Oh, yeah. Dude, she does. She looked like she been. behind uh bars, alcohol serving places. Yeah. She look like she been behind bars. a couple times, you know. Yeah. She's.

from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's. great. She's pregnant, too. Is she. pregnant? She's pregnant. And a lot of. people don't know um if it's Drewus or. not. No way. Yeah. I also don't know. I. don't I don't think it is. It's probably. not. Wow. But also, I don't know Duski. that well. Exactly. I know him pretty. well. That's it. Well, dude. Well, there's room. I've heard all types of. things about Drew can almost say any of. them, but a lot of people say that he's. mixed or whatever. Yeah. I met his. parents and and they're both black and I.

still have been hearing that. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, one of his parents will even. be like, I think he's mixed. Like, why are they saying that? Dude, he is so. so funny. Oh, he has such a unique I. didn't even really understand until. hanging out with him the uniqueness of. his humor and sense of humor. He has an. incredible sense of humor. Like he can. just tell even when he was setting stuff. up for a show like he's just off the. cuff. He doesn't like playing [ __ ].

really. But the way he would set up. things he's like we're just going to go. out there and freelance it or not. freelance go on top of our heads but. there needs to be this this to create. this tension or whatever he wanted to. set up. [ __ ] I had never really thought. about before. Just really smart. A good. sense of humor. Yeah. Yeah. And I He. gets jokes. He sees what's going on. You. know, he's great. He's fun to be around. Um Yeah. Bring up that little baby bear. he had on there. Bambi. Oh, Bambi. Bring. up Bambi from um Memphis. No, this.

is Yeah, this is Bambi the baby deer. I. think both of them have been shot. though. Bring up Bambi from Could have been. love. There you go. There she is right. there. Yeah, she's funny, too. Yeah. Get. a better picture of her, man. You can't. really see her, dude. This show, they. had the funniest girls on this show. Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn. Big Baby, you know? Yeah. Pull up a. picture of Glenn Big Baby in. jail. I want to know how these guys take. so many photos while they're in jail.

Oh, dude. Jail is like basically like. being at a uh It's like an influencer. trip. It is, dude. It's like it's like. raising canes take you to F1. It's like. basically like a cinnamon Hampton in. kind of kind of it's gotten to be like. Have you been in jail? Uh yeah, I've. only been in jail for one night though. You spend a whole night there? Yeah. What' you do? We sang at the beginning. but uh cuz I was trying to fit in or. whatever and I I like What about. beforehand before before you went in. there? Oh, apparently a um giving drugs.

to kids. Unreal. What state? Unreal. First of all, Mississippi, bro. If you're going to get. you're going to bomb me for giving drugs. to. kids, when everybody here is recovering. from opioid addiction, when they tested. these syrups, they tested nine out of 40. syrups at um IHOPs in Mississippi tested. positive for fentanyl. And they're going.

to come at me. That's unreal. I'm just. saying. Boo boo kitten. Did you get any. good flicks while you're in there? Chill. out, huh? No. What did we do, dude? Uh, we sang. There was a little. bit of freestyle rapping and then. uh prayer, personal prayer, and that was. it, man. And then let me out. Did you. pull all nighter? Did you sleep? Oh, you know, you don't sleep your first. night. That's a rookie move. Too much to.

do. Yeah. Brother, you just got to You. can't be the guy that gets in a pres. like Oh, so you got sharpening your. knives. I'm going a little bit of shut. up, dude. No, you basically have to. spend the first couple hours uh chaining. your ass to the wall. Okay. It is freedom is not freedom. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot in there. It's. a lot in there, man. What about you? Have you been I went for uh we stormed a.

court in Connecticut at a Yukon game. Hell yeah. And they were upset that we. didn't even get to storm it. We were. going to try to storm it. But what was. it about? Was it because of that um. women's li or the not the row verse wade. thing? Huh? No, it wasn't that one. Uh. it was just a a basketball game. I could. think I guess a ranked opponent. Oh, for you talking about a sports. court. Sports court. Oh yeah. I thought. you guys took on. a system. Who do you think Rover versus Wade was?

Dude, I don't know, dude. I thought you. had the wrong sport. Kind of did. You. thought Dwight Wade vers. Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say. that. We do. We got arrested. I forgot. about that. But we just went to jail for. a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we. came out of jail, people were outside. cheering for us. Yeah. Seriously, it was. like a movie. We didn't even have it. filmed, but it was amazing. The icebergs. are melting. Is that Greta? Yeah, dude. Pull her. I just want to know if she's. how what age she is. That's really all I. want to know. I can't believe.

Duski got that might have a baby on the. way. Yeah, she's she's looks like she's she's. about the same look. She's 22 years old. Yeah. No way. I'd love to meet her. I. wonder what she's really like. Yeah, she's like very she speaks up a lot for. about Palestine now. So, you think she's. rich? I don't know. M I bet she's doing. fine. I'm sure she has lobbyists trying. to reach out to her, getting her to do.

different stuff. Maybe. I have no idea. I wonder if she's a pet owner or not. She seems like maybe she seems like uh. No, that's my vote. What do you think? I. don't know. It's tough to know, man. You. used to be able to know immediately when. you'd see somebody like, "Oh, they got a. couple." I could see her having a bird. I was going to say black husband. Man, look. She just seems like I'm just saying,

dude. Look. So, you're talking, bro. You mean. jailbird, dude. That is not That's crazy. And I. know you mean jailbird. That is not. funny, Caleb. Dude, that's crazy. That's. not what I meant. It's Well, definitely. seemed like that. Was it Was it uh guys. and girls in Mississippi jail or just. guys? There was some men in there. There. was one I want to say there was one. um like a first round pick. You know. what I'm saying? Like a uh there was.

like a like Huh? Paige Buers type. No, there was like there was there might. have been a woman in there. Mhm. You. know, it's don't ask don't tell in. there, brother. Too much other stuff to. do. Definitely. Yeah. Well, I am like begging people for. burlap underwear in there. Okay. Like. How do I get two of those spike strips. so I can put them around me. ble around me. ble and then uh I just need two spike.

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I'm having a fun time. Yeah, me too, man. It's good to see you. I It's great. to see you. I'm trying to think if I'll. see you again. Sorry. Ever. He texted me the other day. He said, "Hey, man. Just did you die?" Or what. did you say? I don't know. Your texts. are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend. That's I wish. you'd write back then. Um it seems like. you don't care, but that's me. I'm kind. of I'm very needy sometimes. I feel bad. I know who I've been ducking on accident. is um Bizzle. You have been on accident.

Yeah. Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, "Let's get some food." He's. like, "All right, I'm down." It's hard, dude. It's so hard, dude. As you get. older and you have more you have and you. have friends you got to see, but you. also have work. You have work and you're. there for it's not a vacation. You're. there for work and you get tired after. work. Oh yeah, dude. Bad mood after. work. Oh yeah, dude. Talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb on my work sometimes. I. feel like I do on your show. We're both. self-critical people. I feel like dude, if I [ __ ] saw me somewhere, I'd walk. across the street.

People are always like, "Dude, if you. saw yourself, you give yourself a hug.". Like, if I saw myself, I'm not even. joking. I'd be like, "God, look at that. desperate it.". Yeah, that's what I would say, dude. But. then I would go, he's pretty funny. Yeah, redeeming quality. Yeah. Sorry, I. shouldn't say that first part. That's. horrible, dude. No, I'd be like, God, what the [ __ ] is up with that dude, man? He's He's pretty funny, but what the. [ __ ] And then I would. [ __ ] And then I'd get into a Mazda.

Miata, [ __ ] drive off and talk to my. husband when I got home, I guess. I. don't know that whole story. Said, "Will. you say something, dude? I'm tired of. saying everything. What do you want me. to say, dude? Who knocked up that little. magnugget boy? That's what I want to. know. I don't know. She bought um I. don't know if this is public or not, but. I guess it's about to be um she bought. somebody a Hellcat. She won $50,000. She. did. And I think she spent it all, but. um she got a Hellcat out of it. And it.

wasn't for her. She's really a nice. person. She was thinking about other. people. She's so funny. First of all, I. do want to say that she's so funny. All. these girl, not all of them. Most of. these girls, they casted these girls. perfectly. Oh, Drew is the best at cat. He's the best at like organizing that. type of stuff. But yeah, she that lady, she got that little that her I mean that. [ __ ] boneless. You know that she got. that boneless [ __ ] You know what I'm. talking about, dude. She got She that little [ __ ].

wiggle, baby. That thing will wiggle, boy. She I think she had we had uh he. had a mini me. just got a mini me on set. and I think he and her also uh linked up. so that could be his child as well. Oh, hell yeah. They going to give birth to a. little. ottoman. You know what I'm saying? One. of they give birth to him, bro. Oh, bro. God, she is beautiful though. Um Caleb Presley, dude, what's going on,

dude? Should we start? Yeah, let's. start, man. Um what's been happening? Good to see you today. It's good to see. you. No. Uh, what's been going on with. me? Dude, just running a this company is. not I wouldn't say it's hard and I do. enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or. hard, but it's a timeconuming. Yeah. So, I've been working I wouldn't say really. hard. I would say really often. Really. often. Really often figuring out how to. like just organize like basic stuff that. I just have no clue what I'm doing. Yeah. And probably making a lot of.

mistakes and stuff like that. But Oh. Um, do you I mean do you handle that. kind of stuff for your business? I mean. you have a you run a business. Yeah. I. mean a lot of stuff you have to do. yourself I think because you are you. want it a certain way. It's like it's. like you kind of know how things need to. be. So it's like um which is tough. because I do that for Sunday but my. Sunday is like 3 minutes long. Yeah. This is two hours. Yeah. I just want to. and I like to be be reminded of what. goes on. I like to sometimes I'll look. back and feel like how could I maybe.

have done things a little bit different. Um, I think you always just want to do a. little bit better, I think. Right. And. then you're like, well, um, how are. things evolving like in podcasting or. whatever job you're in? So, you want to. try to be like on the future of it a. little bit. 100%. So, but yeah, I think. you have a Yeah, it's like I think when. you work for yourself or work with. people in a small group, you you have to. you have to stay pretty hands-on. Like. if you started letting somebody else. edit your. episodes. I have a editor Tom who's.

great, but we've worked together for so. many years now and we correspond. I. mean, we go through notes and notes and. it's a huge process and even he if he. was left to his own devices, he would do. a great job on the episode. It would be. great. Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would to me it's like I would. there's certain things I just like him. the way I like him and he's great cuz. he's like he doesn't have an ego. I feel. like a lot of everyone has egos. cuz I. mean he's just like a nice gym of a. person. But when you're corresponding in.

on something creative and I'm giving. notes, do this, do this, um it would be. really easy to be offended if you're. he's a very creative guy, right? You. know, so it's like if you're a creative. person, you have your own ideas of how. you want things done and he has his own. ideas. He can provide those, but then he. also doesn't get buttth hurt if I'm. saying I don't think that's good. Which. is I think it's such a rare find. Oh, I. think you're right. And I think also a. big thing is that editors, I mean, let's. give a round of applause for editors, dude. They are cuz people are just yelling at.

them. Yep. No one appreciate. They're. like the long snappers of media. Oh, yeah. Oh, if you saw an editor across. the street and you were walking by, you'd be like, "Oh, look at this. desperate." Then you just get in your. car and go and be your husband. No, that's they are they are they're the um. icebergs of our planet. really kind. of they're out there by themselves. Mhm.

And yeah, they're involved with cold. water, but nobody thinks about them like. that. Everybody just thinks like they're. about to sink a ship. Think about that being iceberg. The only. thing they're known for basically is. every now and then like somebody sees a. pale polar bear, one of them, but really. the thing they're known for most is. sinking that. boat. Isn't that crazy? One thing that. can be your whole life can get just into. one thing, one moment.

Yeah, I was thinking about that. yesterday. Just how one Well, this is. actually a bad example, but I was. thinking about I was reading an article. about um from from a while back. cuz it. was about Morgan Wong. He was getting. ready for his episode and there's a part. in it with uh Pdy and PD at the time was. like yo we got to stop canceling people. He was like vouching for uh Wong. He's. like we got to start stop cancing. people. We got to give people second. chances. He was like saying like. everything that like probably he hoped. he was he probably knew he was doing. some bad [ __ ] He was like putting it. starting to spread the word like we got.

to make sure we can't just like look. upon people. negatively. I was like damn but you do. one bad thing. He probably did it, you. know, a few times or whatever, but they. that's how people know you probably. forever. Oh, Diddy. I would hear some. crazy stuff, dude. I would hear like he. would have a uh I heard this one story. that he like had a buddy of his he would. send him to like nice restaurants and he. would if he saw a pretty girl in the. restaurant on a date, he would have his. buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone, give.

it to the girl and be like, "Hey, you. leave this date right now. I'll buy you. this and this. You get out of here. Meet. me at the or maybe not even sometimes. meet up with them, but just get them to. leave a place. So, because it was like. some type of a control thing. That's. what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes. That's I mean, that's not that crazy, I. guess. But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff, you know. Um but that's kind of a crazy thing.

Imagine you're sitting there with your. date, a guy you don't know who's. probably a tough guy. Yeah. walks up and. says, "Hey, you're you have a call." And. then it's Diddy. Yeah, it's Diddy. Mhm. Right. And he's abusing somebody in the. background, but he takes a break from. that. Allegedly abusing somebody. Um and then Yeah. He's like, "Hey, you. leave." And the guy's trying to escape. his room. Guy or woman's trying to. escape and he [ __ ] throws something. at him. Throws a Grammy at him or. whatever, right? And he's like, "Shake your tail.

feather." And he [ __ ] whips a Grammy. or an Emmy at the back of the guy's. head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever. But he's. like, "Hey." Okay. It just happened to. you, didn't it? No, it didn't happen. But he's just like, "Hey, if you I'm. going to get you a couple Birkin bags if. you leave right now." Dude, I would. leave, man. Would you? I don't I don't. know. They I mean, just being at dinner. for too long stresses me out. I get to. do my thing now is I'll get to check. before the food comes. Yeah. Because you. can stay in the restaurant once you pay.

as long as you want. Yeah, but you can't. leave if you don't pay. Yep. So, I'll be. like, "Bring the check first. Bring the. check first." I ordered dude. Bring the. [ __ ] check. Sometimes I'll leave. then. I don't even really want to. [ __ ] be here. I could make a smoothie. at home. Yeah. Get your rocks off. Just. pay that check. Yeah. Pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Um, are you a good. tipper? I am. You are? I think I am. I. like doing it. Yeah. I feel good about. it. You know, also I make fair, you know, I. make good money, so it' be it would be.

weird if I didn't tip good. I feel like. but yeah, I think it's fine. I don't. understand people who aren't at least. 20% I feel like that's. I get I get the argument I guess for. people being like well they didn't do. anything. but at the same time like that's their. job. Yeah. You you knew when you went in. there you Yeah. Like it's kind of on you. that they you know you're paying them. for nothing. Um [ __ ] What were we talking about just. a second ago? Greta, is this a real.

interview? Thberg. I feel like I'm back. on your show. Don't say that, man. Don't. say that, dude. We should make a. separate episode of Sunday out of this. What if you could you cut together a. bonus episode of Sunday out of this? You. think? Yeah, easily. No, easily. It'd be. [ __ ] really hard. But that's what's. amazing about your show. You go in. there, you sit in there, a couple things. come up, you accuse people of something, you make a face or two, you don't know. if you have Bell's paws or if you're. asking a question. And then and then you. send me home. You sent somebody home. I.

know. Like every time you wrap up, everyone's like, "Yeah, cuz I don't shoot it like this. I. don't shoot like a free flowing. conversation. because I know how it's going to edit. So, I just like that's a waste of time. to even do all those uh segways and and. middlemen parts of the conversation. I. skip right to the meat." Yeah. It's a. very awkward conversation. Oh, it's a. good point. You do you do skip right to. the meat, dude. Um, what do you Yeah. Do. you think Diddy What do you think. happened there with Diddy? Well, they. said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said they just found um they were.

spicing the baby oil. Did you see that? No. Bring it up. Spiced baby. oil. Diddy spiced baby oil. Sean Diddy. Combs baby oil was allegedly laced with. date rape. drug. The allegations against Shawn. Diddy, he did Combmes continue to mount. Uh, while the rapper has been in jail. since September, arrest faces charges of. sex trafficking. In a recent slew of. filings obtained by E-News, one.

plaintiff identified as Jane Doe in the. docs alleges the baby oil found in. Comb's house was laced with Rohipanol or. GHB, which often referred to as a date. rape drug. Wow. Or also referred to as an orurve if. you're going to see rufus to soul. Dude, who that's what I'm saying. Who's. drinking baby oil? Nobody. They're. rubbing it on and it goes into their. skin like that. Gets in their skin. Yeah. Is that really a thing? They stuff. can go into your body through your body. that I don't know, buddy. Cuz think.

about all the things that go on your. skin. Oh, totally. I mean, like, is my. shirt going into my skin? Yeah, in some. ways. Well, they say there's some uh. they say that cotton used to like it. used to be better for our skin and then. we started using all these synthetic. products and that's why a lot of people. some people believe that like some of. the synthetic products could be. especially wrapped around your genitalia. like your underpants could be causing a. lot of issues in the world really like.

causing like autism or like if the anus. thing with the anus and the scrotum or. whatever are getting shorter. Is it. really? I don't know. I just listened to. Joe Rogan say that the perennium or. whatever it's called. Yes, the. perennium. Great word by you. The. perennium's getting shorter. They need. to put some [ __ ] Christmas trees out. there because the coastline in Louisiana. is [ __ ] disappearing and every year. they come get our Christmas tree, dude. What do you mean coastline? There's a. beach in Louisiana. I would call it a. beach, dude. I never thought about that. in my life. I never thought there'd be.

about a beach in Louisiana. I'll say. this. If you put your hair under water. down there and home, it comes up. cornrow. I'll say that, dude. Okay. You'll have a little crab at the end of. it just figuring that [ __ ] out, bro. So, it definitely has powers in the water. I. don't know. I don't think there's a. beach. Um, look up that. Does are. underpants uh look up. non Look up non-cotton underpants. um.

causing mental disorder. This just says cotton underwear make a. difference even if it's ugly. This is. not I don't care about the style, brother. Never mind. This is the worst. That was. a wild ride. This is the worst interview. I've ever been on. No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing. in yourself. Okay. Sorry. Doing good. You're right. We're doing good. We just. haven't talked about anything important. or Yeah, that's kind of We haven't said. anything really of any significance. We. haven't said anything. No, we haven't.

said anything. No, we should be talking. about something. Um, well, when you. start to think about being like, because. now that you're doing your own thing, do. you feel like you're more capable to do. something new? Like, tell me about. something like branching out on your. own, like the fears of it and stuff like. that, and do you think it would be okay? Do you think it would fail? Like, did. you have any real fears about it? Cuz I. think a lot of people uh work with. somebody or under an umbrella and then. they go out and do their own thing. Yeah, I think well, the thing that was. how Barcel was set up was Dave is very. handsoff. So he doesn't um tell you what.

you should be doing when you start doing. what you're doing. Doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete. non-communication with him 100% of the. time. What that culture breeds I think. is like a kind of a entrepreneurial. spirit. I guess the people who are. successful there at Bartool because you. have to be and they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on. you um by paying your salary because. they're going to pay you if your content.

sucks or if your brand loses the brand. deal or whatever. Like every two weeks. you're getting paid. So, they're taking. that chance and obviously if you do. well, they have the upside. But, um it's. really it's a place where I was able to. kind gave me the resources, but I was. able to kind of build out, you know, I. started working with Tom, who's my. editor, and we worked together for. years. developed the camaraderie of my. producer Kelsey who you've met like we. started working together developed. camaraderie so we had like my own little. business inside of bar stool right so. going out and doing my own thing really.

was pretty much exactly the same because. I already had my business inside of bar. stool inside of a bigger business oh. yeah but um I would like to do some. other stuff out outside of Sunday. conversation I don't know what I mean. how was your movie experience I've heard. that it's kind of boring shooting a. movie oh yeah it's boring. Um, I like be I like the revolutions I. can do on Sunday. I can put out one. Sunday a week and it's a lot of work to. get it out once, but we can do it and. then it's like you move on to the next. thing. If like you had a stinker, you.

can still move on and have a good one. the next week. Yeah. And things happen. so fast now, too. Yeah. How I even. consume how everyone consumes content is. like um it's so fast. It's like, you. know, in the first couple seconds, do I. want to keep watching this or not? And. sometimes it's interesting. It's like. something will peique your interest and. sometimes it could be the same thing on. the next day and it will not peique your. interest but then two days later it'll. peique your interest again. I think it's. very fascinating. I and I'm sure there's. a lot of like coding as they're figuring. that out. Um and they just keep hooking. you or finding different ways to hook.

you. It's kind of crazy though. You'll. go down some rabbit holes and with the. algorithm and the algorithm can lead you. to do some crazy stuff like what? Like want to do crime. I'll say it like. want to do crime because the algorithm. is like, "Oh yeah, I saw you mingling. over there. You want another hit of that. [ __ ] smack, huh?" Yeah. I mean, you. want another [ __ ] couple of hot doses. of [ __ ] Gaza core, Charlie Kirk? Oh, you're like, Jesus Christ. Next thing. you know, Yeah. It gets it just gets.

crazy and then you're just choking out. your neighbor, dude. Yeah. I I do feel. like especially Twitter X, especially X. feeds me stuff I don't want to see. Like. the algorithm, it builds out. Just like. you're saying, if you like do doom. scrolling or whatever, you're on your. phone for too long, it's not that long. before you're seeing stuff, you don't I. don't relate to it at all. Yeah. Imagine. if there's just a wheel somewhere you. could spin it. But one of the options or. 11 out of 14 of the options were. bankruptcy, violence, machete attacks,

racism. At least on Instagram, if you do. it for a long time, you end up with. boobs. Yeah. If you stay on Instagram. for a long time, you end up at boobs. Oh. yeah, you do. Well, Twitter, you end up. as bee holes or whatever and like. Christmas bee holes and all that. Like. like it's Christmas. Can you do at least. two days a year without bee holes on. Twitter? That is I don't know. They gota. Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing. up. How much porn you Dude, you don't.

have a choice in life if you want to. watch, right? We used to have a choice. at least. Like you used to have the. choice. Bike to get it or whatever. Now. you Yeah, you have that. It's It's. insane. It's insane. It should be a. crime. One It should be a crime. One kid. just came out and said he found his. sister on Only Fans and it broke his. heart. You see that video? Uhuh. Man, it's pretty sad, dude. I don't want to. show it cuz they're they're children, but it's just crazy to see. People don't. even think about that, dude. I saw a. stat. It was I think one in every one in.

12 girls are on only fans. But is that a. lie? Let's look it up. What percentage. of women are on Only Fans? I mean, that's nuts. That's nuts. But there's so. much money. And if you I guess if you. just want to make money, you don't care. about anything else in the world besides. making money. Bad way to live. About 2% of young women are selling. themselves and only fans. Go back. Go to. that. Number five. Number. four. What date is that? That's 2023. Find me something similar that's updated.

if you can. Give me some updated. information. What. percentage? Like everything just feels. like my wits end. My axle just broke on. my freaking Cyber Truck. No way. Yeah. I. park. I look dude. I was like feels like. it's weird turning. I go look and the. [ __ ] is broken. You are. This is a. bad question. What is that? Uh, cyber. truck axle. Oh, axle. It's like. uh it is a bra. I can't have this guy. bring it out this [ __ ] dude. Couldn't. Is it like this? Yeah, it's like a.

That's what it sounds like. Is this? Yes, it's like that. It's like a lower. joist. Are you good? Like handy stuff, huh? Can you do that? I could I mean I. got pissed immediately when I saw it. You know what I'm saying? I knew I knew. it, you know. I knew that uh I it I knew. that that's where it was going to be for. the rest of the day. Changing. Uh-uh. Do. you ever get under a car? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'll tell you this. So, I used. to have a Ford Escort, right? And this. [ __ ] would [ __ ] go. Dude, sometimes. it would take off, right? You'd be in.

it, right? This before they had. self-driving cars, whatever, but it was. just the uh throttle or whatever was. just loose or unloose or whatever. I. don't remember what it was. Tight or. loose. And that [ __ ] you'd park it, dude. It would go like an extra 12 feet. after you got out that [ __ ] it would. just it would do a jolt and rev. It had. a thing. It had like this kind of civil. war feature or whatever, but after you. got out sometimes it would um there. would be a combustion and then it would. out of the back uh catalytic converter. out of the exhaust pipe. So my buddy Bo.

would always go stand back there and. then he. like pretend like you got shot every. time. Dude, you know that on your I. today I was coming over to the house on. your Google uh maps is your truck. Mhm. Like it shows your house and it shows. your truck and it shows you in it. Nuh-uh. You're on your Google maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say. We won't say dude. You're on there. Just. coming by taking pics. Oh, what's very.

scary, dude. Things get scary these. days. I saw saw a video of myself the. other day is driving. Somebody drove. alongside probably 30 seconds just. filming me. So yeah, it just it's okay, but it just you're like it starts to. make you super paranoid. Um, how was. Bridgestone doing two nights there or. two day two shows? That's that's. awesome. Or does it feel just like a. normal show? I just ask cuz it's here in. Nashville. It felt like a mix. I think I. I it just been a long year, so. everything almost starts to feel the. same sometimes. But I was excited that. uh that a lot of people I knew were.

going. Um I did the shows longer than. usual. I I probably should have. tightened it up a little bit, but I just. wanted to be up there, you know? I was. trying to think of things to thank. people or trying to localize stuff if I. could at certain points. Um yeah, it just I mean, you just. couldn't even believe, you know. I. remember the first show that I ever went. to over there was um who's that guy? It's Oh, Gwen Stefani's husband. And. um after the show, my buddy Eddie was.

filming me and um he's like, "You going. to play here one day?" And I was like, "I'm not playing here, dude. You're out. of your mind." And then so he sent me. that video about a week ago. No way. It's pretty cool. That is cool. It. really is. Yeah. I mean, just bonkers. So, I think that was fun. I was I. thought the shows went pretty good, so I. was I was glad that everybody came out. and laugh. I was just like, yeah, you. just wanted it to go good because also. that's a show you have to see those. people around town or you have to wonder. if everybody you ran into could have. been one of those people that was at. that show. Mhm. And so that was one part.

that was really exciting about it, man. And you're going up against Metallica. Oh, that's true, huh? Yeah. Which is. pretty good that people's right. Imagine having opportunity to go see. Metallica. and choosing to go see you. So these blacks I was like, "Come on, dude. Wow.". Oh, man. You're right about that, dude.

I got to come see you in um I got to. come watch you in Cork. Oh yeah, Cork. Ireland. That was fun. I forgot about. that. That was fun. That was cool, wasn't it? My buddy's wedding, my buddy. Scotty, he's in town tonight. They're. going to see Rufus all. No way. Yeah, I. thought about having him come by the. house, but um my truck broke down. I. cried for a little bit and I got kind of. scared and I just hurried back home. Yeah, the. axle. One bad axle, dude. Um Oh, dude.

What do you think about Bill Bich's. girlfriend? What's the word down there? Because he lives in Florida, doesn't he? He lives in I think Nantucket or or. obviously Chapel Hill now, but Okay. North Florida or whatever. North. Florida. But he's going to your own. mutter. Yeah. And it's it's kind of. crazy. I mean, it's like um people are. talking about the program, so that's a. positive, right? Well, to me, college. football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially. college football, and I think him.

coming, we got a big budget increase for. what we were willing to give NIL players. or or the NIL money for like guys to. recruits. So, you think boosters hit. followed him? I I think that we really. raised a lot of I don't know what the. figure is, but I want to say it was like. 30 million bucks or something. It was. like kind of like the And I don't know. if that includes um coaches or what, but. it was it was a huge figure that you. would think we would be able to go out. and get like five star quarterback, five. star whatever. And I haven't seen us. signing any five stars yet. But that.

could just be the period of the year. we're in. And my thing is if he signs. those five five stars, it doesn't matter. about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't. sign those five stars, it doesn't matter. about his girlfriend because we're gonna. be asked no matter what his girlfriend. says. I mean, that's the truth, dude. We. have to sign good players and pay them, dude. I thought that Nico, I'm a. Tennessee football fan for college. I. mean, obviously, I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well, but. Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they. didn't pay Nico or that's a story. They.

didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted. like $4 million is the story, and. they're giving him two. And so, they. said, "Get out of here." I think it's. crazy. I think pay pay him. Everyone was. on Tennessee side, right? Everyone. thought Nico's idiot. And maybe that's. true, but to me, I would have liked to. see Tennessee just pay up. He's a. freshman. He took you his real freshman. year, he beat Clemson in the first time. he ever played in the uh whatever Orange. Bowl or something. Yeah. And then last. year was his red shirt freshman year. He. took Tennessee to the playoffs. I This. guy's in my opinion going to be the.

number one overall draft pick. And. they're talking about two million bucks. with him. He probably makes $100 million. for the university. Yeah. Him being on. the field having a good team, playoff. competitive. I mean, you've been down. there. Oh, it's unbelievable. Down. there. People were certainly excited. about him the year before. I remember. remember when he got in in the uh bowl. game the year before. Didn't he have to. play the bowl game? Yeah. Clemson, he. beat Clemson, right? So, people were. stoked. They're like, "Put him in." You. know, everybody was excited. Even that. year when they were losing to Georgia. late in the season, they're like, "Put. him in." I think he was like the number. one overall pick recruit. People were.

excited. And he did well. Well, you're. right. It's only one year. You. can't, you know, you can't expect guys. just. to or maybe now people can. People are. saying now though, here I think this is. it. People are saying now, well, we're. putting our money in, we better get a. return on it fast, right? That's so I. think that's part that part of the. mindset probably doesn't help the whole. equation, right? But a lot of these. guys, Lane Keifin was telling you go. through one section of the portal time. and then they haven't even played any.

ball yet. There's another portal period. and they're like, "You know what? You. gave us two million, we want four. million." Like, we haven't done. anything. It's insane. They had to fix. it. College football is [ __ ] right. now. So, that's pretty crazy that the. fact that that's happening, you know. Dude, they got rid of walk-ons. There's. no more walk-ons in college football. Like, I was a I walked on to the. University of North Carolina and my. Yeah, you were loitering. They said I. also one of the an interview with the. former coach said this guy was. loitering. Yeah, they hated me while I. was there. Um, but dude, there's no.

walk-ons anymore. Like our team, our. best, maybe not our best players, but. the team captains, some of our best. players were walk-ons. Like I came in. with um the my class of of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win. a scholar, get a scholarship. A lot of. them went to the NFL. Yeah. And it's. like they were like the meat of the team. or the the glue of the team and they. don't even have that anymore because. they they had to cut the roster down. They got to pay all these guys and. that's sad to me. Is that true? Has NIL. Google that please has NIL eliminated.

the possibility of. walk-ons or lowered the number of. walk-ons on teams? I think it's I think. they don't even do it anymore. I really. don't think they even take walk-ons. I. think it's a the death of the walk-on. Okay. Yes. The new NCA roster limits, including the house settlement, have. effectively reduced the number of. walk-on opportunities in college sports, particularly football. While teams still. have non-scolarship players, walk-ons, the total roster size is capped at 105,

significantly reducing the space for. them. Wow. So, the movie. Hooers, years from now, people will. watch Hoosiers and be like, "Who the. [ __ ] is that dude?" Rudy. Yeah. But it. won't even understand like what the. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's It is sad, man. And then Oh, it is. It definitely takes. away a lot of the heart of it. Well, dude, also just like I just had such an. awesome positive experience being in the. locker room for four years with the same. guys going through it. You have these. big aspirational dreams you're going to. make to see the field. Never see the. field, but you're you you had a I had a.

great time. And that doesn't happen. anymore. Not only because there's not. walk-ons, but also because they um. there's no they don't Why would you. cultivate a backup if you're the coach? if he's just about to transfer on your. ass soon as the season's over. Your. starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different. team every year. Sometimes two teams per. year. So like there's no cont there's no. locker room vibe. They're all just like. trying to get get the cash. There has to. be a way. People are acting like well we.

had it better back then and now it's. like totally destroyed. It's like is. there no creative problem solving to. figure out how we can get these guys. some cash? And also like is there no. middle ground here that we can work. with? They h like can they just Okay, you have to stay. You can sit out. The. argument has always been you can't. transfer. Yeah. Um and then you have to. sit out a year. That's how it used to. be. Now you can transfer and play. immediately. I think you should have to. sit out a year. And they say Yeah. Because that'll hold them off. They. That's how it used to be, right? Cuz you.

got to say so then you have to put your. at least you got to show up for where. you are. Yeah. And then the argument. against it was, well, coaches can just. leave and then you know, you're left. with a coach that you didn't really sign. up to play for. Well, then make an. exception and if that's a coach leaves, then you can go. Then you can do it. People are acting like these it's like. it's a pretty simple but then this will. start to happen. A coach will leave and. he'll make a deal with the players and. then the player will follow him. It'll. be like a deal that they make. Yeah. Which is which is what's wrong with. that, right? That's part of the deal. That's part of the deal if those are his.

players. So yeah, I think there's a lot. obviously even us trying to look at it, there's a lot of little sides to it, man. Um, but you're right. It does start. to it starts to kind of break the heart. of the fan, you know, cuz you're kind of. the one that loses in the end. Mhm. Is. just the value of being a fan. It all. just becomes this kind of capitalist. thing. But for years, those places, the. universe was making so much money and. they weren't even setting aside like set. aside the money for 10 years later, every player gets a you know what I'm. saying? Like there should be money. It's.

like maybe you don't give it to them. now, but you five years from now they're. going to get paid, you know, right? Or. when they graduate or when they're done. at college, you know, but there's there. just has to be a way. And it does. And. sports fans, I mean, I grew up a. Tennessee football fan. SEC football, there's no fans like that because in. NFL, you can't go, you can't play for. the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. You can like. if you're a fan, you went to the school. Yeah. You can go to the Packers. You. know what I'm saying? Like you just. [ __ ] you go to the game, but you go.

to that school. You spent four years of. your life there. Like that's your team. Yeah. You knocked your spouse up there. Yeah. You know, you vomited on your. buddy there. You guys accidentally. touched each other there. Yeah. Right. It didn't. It was an accident. Some of. you guys say you hit a speed bump going. really fast in a truck. People don't. usually come during that. But hey, you. know what I'm saying? That's what you. get for going to Mississippi State. Yeah. But what I'm trying to say, Starkville is ass, bro. Have you been. there? Oh, no. Don't play that, dude.

They in somebody invited me there and I. couldn't even find it. I looking for. pictures. I had to text Hardy. Dude, the. what's in Starkville is Hardies and. that's all that's there, dude. It's a. long drawn silvers and a Hardies, dude. Hardys, and I hate to say this, but it's. the truth. It's just a uh Carl's Jr. that came out of the closet. That's all. it is. Bring that up. Does Hardies own. Carl's Jr.? What's the other one that's. like that? Oh, the uh Hillstone. And. what's that? Good restaurant call. Oh. honey, I wouldn't know. Hardies. Yes, Hardies is owned by the same company as.

Carl's Junior [ __ ] Okay. What is the. reason for not having just the same? So. don't say I didn't go to college. That's. all I'm saying. That's a question you. would hear in my neighborhood growing. up. Multiple choice. Oh dude. Oh, you. don't [ __ ] think hardy is owned by. Carl's Jr.? I will [ __ ] choke the. semen out of your throat, honey. Okay. Like what? This is crazy. What do you. say to people who. say childhood asthma isn't real? A lot.

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weren't bip uh not bipedal, what is it? They wouldn't uh they couldn't walk. backwards, right? And some lady what is. wait that people with Down syndrome. could not walk backwards. They cannot. that that was what everybody was saying. Okay. A woman trained um a young like. one of these young warriors to do it. A. woman sent me a video though with uh. with somebody doing it and then I guess. that per that I don't know if they can. if everybody can do it but this kid is.

definitely he's basically the Michael. Jackson of Down syndrome people. Like I. mean he so he can walk backwards and. he's the only one. I think there's rumor. that that that that that this person. wants that. All right. I got one. I got. one. What are you doing today? I got. one. Can you hear me even? I got one. I think it's this Winnipeg. jet. Yeah. Take that off, man. Huh? There's nothing under it, dude. Take it. off, bro. Speed bump. Come, dude. All right. I got a going. Okay. All right. Do you know what the I.

probably said this to you before and you. probably know the answer because I told. it to you, but do you know what the. number one product sell number one top. selling product is at Walmart every. single year? Walmart's obviously like. the biggest store. So, best product, biggest product at the biggest store. every year. It's the same product they. sell the most of. Oh my god, girl. I. don't know. Let me think. Um, you told me this and I still did. not. And I still don't know though. Yeah, if you hang out with me for three. hours, you're hearing this one. This is.

good. I like this. I'm gonna say. paper or No, hold on. Let me let me. think a little bit more. Let me give you. a. hint. Don't look at me like that. All. right. So, think about like h like. evolution or human nature, like what we. really where we come from and what we. really like. [Music]. Um, let me think where we come from and. what we really.

like. Where we come from. What do we. really like? We like chocolate. We like. No, it's a food. Mhm. It is. Mhm. Number one thing they buy every year. Every year. Bananas. Is it really? Mhm. 401. Mhm. Oh, bananas are the number one thing. It's. just so I just like that fact. And. people say we didn't evolve from. primates. That's what I'm saying. That's. what I'm saying, bro. You say what you. want, dude. We're buying bananas is our.

number one purchase. Shoot to shoot, homie. Um, let's look at a news article. What happened? Anything in the news, Raleigh Mau? Oh, Riley Mau's here. Dude, can you have some waters for us, Riley? I'll take a I mean, this is cool with. me. Unless you want one. Yeah. No, I'd. just love to have a water. Usually we. have them out here. Riley. I was not. aware. Uh what do you mean? You you've. worked on you you've definitely worked. on at least se 50 episodes of this show. Yeah, Riley told me before uh he told.

you about his his coming. And I Riley. Mau's here. Let's get a gander at him. first. Man, we got to put these headies. on. Riley Mal, huh? How you doing? Huh? Good. What's going on with you, brother? We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you. today. Ask you a couple of questions. cuz I know you're haven't spoken to you. in a minute. 8 months. Yeah, it's been a minute. Nice. Ry, what kind of kind of car is your. truck? It's a Hyundai Santa Cruz. Oo,

Japanese uh or not Japanese Hyundai is. Japanese and Santa Cruz is California. Have you been noticing? I know that you. you had a uh you told me and I think. you've said it publicly now that you. came, right? I have. Well, guys, let's. don't just say that. I mean, because. people don't know that he Riley was he. he hadn't ejaculated until What age did. you finally.

um get that out of you, Riley? 25. Wow. The uncreamable yellow egg they. called him, huh? That little. [ __ ] that little baby quail over. there, boy. Unbustable. Dude, so what's happened since then, Riley? Have you been go back? Are you. back at the not coming or are you now. are you just constantly coming? But hold. on before you answer that, I do want to. say this. He didn't even come to any. music when it happened the first time.

Did you rally? No. No. And how much came. out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, don't. Is that too much? Huh? I'll tell you this. Guess he had to buy. smaller shoes. after. So enough. to enough to make him really. uncomfortable in his current Crocs, bro. I mean, 25 years. Where was it going? Where was it going? Cuz I know for a. fact, I don't care if he's lying or not. about I think he's lying about. everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like.

three billion sperms a day or something. crazy. Yeah. Which means that his body. was either not making them, he had a. broken body, or he was making those. things and they were having to go. somewhere. Yep. Would you poop them out? They go into your other parts of your. body. If you have that much, I'm sure. some a little some of it has to get back. there. You can't pee it out cuz that's. coming. That's ejaculating. Yeah, that's. cheating. So, where was it going? Do you. feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your. body felt different other than your.

genitals after you came? Yeah. Like did. you ever wake up in the morning and felt. like you'd already eaten or. whatever? I mean, did you feel just like. did you ever like did you ever wake up. in the morning and feel full for no. reason? No, dude. Here's a similar fact. I saw. this. Mhm. I saw that if you hold in a. poot for too long, a fart. Mhm. That it. will come out your mouth. Really? If you. hold it in for too long, it will come. out of your mouth. Oh my god, girl.

Well, I've always heard that a poot is. just a gay. belch. I've always heard that. I mean, kind of. Oh, a fart is just a. gay belch. Dude, imagine Oh, I don't. even want to talk about it. That's. gross. But a lot of dudes save them like. that. They know they're going to belch. or whatever, but they've been married. for a long time. Like, I'm going swallow. that one and hit her with it. later. Gross. I'm going to toss that one. into while she's dreaming at night. Gross. A lot of guys are like that. Guys. are sick, man. Guys are sick. I've I. have Well, I won't say I'm going to.

speak on myself. Guys are sick, though. I have never Not me. Huh? What' you say? Not me. But guys disgust me. They are. disgusting. Men are disgusting. They are. disgusting. Except for Glooney Balls, too. Not him. Oh, no. He's so sweet. He's a such a king. I miss him. And he. uh was in love with a girlfriend. Are. they still in love? I don't know if. we're allowed to talk about it. Yeah. But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be.

like him. Me and him went on a double. date last year. Really? Yeah. Where? Uh. up in a m uh Wisconsin. No way. We took. um where it's like a little had a little. camping thing with some girls one. weekend. Wait, was I there? Yeah. Were. there was I your date? Did you have a. girl there or was I your date? No, I had. a girl there. Wait, can we talk about. this? I want to talk about two things. actually. for first of all, I want to. talk about how you took me to your. friend's wedding as your plus one. Yeah.

Thank you for coming, dude. And you. didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So, I showed up. It's a small wedding and. then they didn't know I was coming and I. didn't know any of the people there and. they had you sitting at the front table. and they just didn't have a place for. me. So, I had to sit in the back with. people I had never met in my life. Oh, dude. And they put you next to the. drunkest people that have ever graced. It was me and my buddy Scott. It was It. was his wedding. They put you next to. the drunkest people that ever graced. their the world. And somebody broke that.

toilet. Remember? Yeah, somebody did. Oh, dude. I went to the bathroom. We had. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal and. CRA. That's what I was thinking. And we. went to this old house. It was a. beautiful wedding. M and I sat on this. toilet trying to probably just get. somewhere to have some quiet time. Poop. or whatever they call it over there. And. I and the toilet fell off the wall. Yes. Why was it on the wall? I think they Oh, everything's more artistic there. You. know what I'm saying? They want you to.

They don't want you to just, you know, I. think and they recycle. I don't know. why. The toilet was on the ground. I. think I have a picture of it you can put. on this. Okay. Well, I remember next. thing you Everybody's at the wedding. It. was a long wedding cuz they a couple. people got up there and were kind of. chatty, whatever, making it about them, right? And a couple people have been rubbing. diddy baby oil on their legs and [ __ ]. you could barely even speak, right? So, we're up there uh and you you heard like. a crack and then you heard somebody. scream out of this balcony window that.

was directly above the wedding. I mean, it was like 22 feet from the from the. closest patron at the wedding. We're. like, "What the hell was that, dude? Oh. my god. That was Yeah, I that that was. that. was it was very bizarre.". Like, what happened? And then people. This was the worst part. They had a. whining stone staircase. People had to. go up there to use as restroom, but when. they got up there, there was just a. broken toilet laying there. It was the.

only toilet. Yeah, that was fun. And the. other thing I want to talk to you about. is, dude, you got to stop s You got to. stop. I don't know if you're doing it as. a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop. sending me your old clothes. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'll get a package from you. and every time it's just some old shirts. you don't want anymore. Like I can tell. that they're like your bad shirts. They're not even nice. shirts. You bought me one nice shirt and. the rest of them are just your shitty. old dude, bro. That is not true. There's.

some Bro, there are some hitters in. there. Here you like holes in them. Did. you go through all of them? I You got me. one nice shirt. A red shirt that says. hot sauce on it. Yes. That is my best. shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There's some other real and they're. larges. I can't even my size. You just I. just picture you be like get rid of. that. And you're someone be like, "Do. you want to throw them away?" Like, "No, send them to Caleb. Send him to Caleb's. house so he can throw them away." Oh,

baby bear don't want that nighty, huh? Dude, I think but here's the thing. Would you let Oh, wait. Riley Mau, what. happened to you? Yeah. Tell us tell them. what happened real quick so we don't. forget. Um, yeah. No, I I mean everything was uh everything. came out great. But what happened? How. much? G give us a. uh like did you get a like if you had to.

guess just even in handfuls how much. you like what are we talking about. there? Like in a ch not a child's. handful but like a an adult. handful. Sorry, dude. Like a just. [ __ ] tell us, dude. Probably two or. three. Oh my god. No. Two or three. [Music]. Bro,

bro. God. Well, you must have dehydrated your. throat close up. It sounds like Oh my. god. You might have needed an arc can. after that, homie. That's a That's a. warm Oh, that's a big dose, boy. Got. What do you do with that? That is uh. and and so R, I guess the last question. is just the first one I asked is have. you been doing it more and more or Yeah, I have. You're addicted to it? Not.

addicted. Are you a sex addict? No. How. many times you feel like you've had sex. since that happened, Raleigh? Cuz it's. been about eight months now. Almost one. year, hasn't it? Yeah, about um I would. say a couple times few times a week. Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. You have. Do you think you have any kids or do you. think that is that something you're. interested in doing? Uh, eventually. Yeah. And what about your walk with God? I know you were saving yourself from. marriage, right? Right. And that went by.

the wayside. Blew that. You [ __ ] that up. Oh, that's like. kicking over the only [ __ ] at a. [ __ ] at a good wedding, brother. But anyway, man, sorry putting you on. the grill there. Um, do you feel like. you're gaining traction in the sexual. community or whatever? Like or that. you're getting better at it or whatever? Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's good, man. Wow. Do you feel any different? You. know, do do you remember if you felt any. different after the first time you had. sex, Caleb? I I can't remember. Yeah, I.

can't remember. Dude, you know what I. always think about is how when I was. growing up, you kind of have like people. who maybe from your high school or. whatever, just people you're growing up. with uh in your town who get pregnant in. high school or like you know they they. and then at the time I would look at. them I looked at them like now they were. bad people but like wow what idiots. Yes. You know which obviously they. probably wish they didn't but all they. did was do the same thing every single.

other person's doing. Yeah, every single. person's doing that and then all that. happens is one of them gets unlucky and. then you're like idiot. That's how I. was. I've changed my stance on that. Well, they kind of get unlucky. It's. almost like, you know, when they say if. you shake a soda up and everything, don't open it for a little while, right? Yeah. And then one guy, right, or who's. like, I'mma open it. You know what's going to happen if you. open it, right? Yeah. And he still opens.

it. It does feel like those are the. people a lot of the times who do have. and that's you know ch high school. children but I wonder if I had meet a. little child where I would keep what I. would do with it or whatever I would let. it be outside or inside. Probably. outside more. I cannot wait till you. have a kid. Mom, I can't wait to meet. him. That. be cool, huh? That would be cool. Riley, are you guys thinking about ch cuz you. have a girlfriend now, Riley? I do. Okay. And are you thinking about. children? Have you guys started talking. about it? Uh eventually. Yeah. Wow.

Wow. Do you miss the days when you. hadn't uh been co I don't even want to. say but when you hadn't been just. bursting out out there just spackling. that that uh Hanoi sauce or whatever you. guys are. uh no I don't I don't How do you Do you. feel like it's affected your. testosterone? Yeah. Wow. In a negative way or. positive? Uh positive. Wow. Oh, really?

So, you feel like you have more. testosterone now? Yep. Amen, brother. That's kind of the key phrase nowadays. Testosterone. People are selling it. everywhere. Every other Facebook's ads. like, "Shoot up at your apartment.". Yeah, dude. When I was young, you had to. go, first of all, meet a gay dude that. you didn't even know because you he said. he wasn't gay. He was just a bus boy. that was in his 40s at a restaurant, right? Okay. You had to meet him, befriend him by playing video games. Then he had steroids. You had to go get. it from somewhere. It was crazy. Now. they're mailing you steroids. Shut up.

Really? Yeah. We had to go through all. this [ __ ] to get it. It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place by my house. It's like you this a sauna and cold. plunge. You go there and then the guy is. like, "Hey, do you want some uh. testosterone or anything?" That's like, "No, dude. I don't even want to get in. this [ __ ] cold tub. I don't want. testosterone." I do want it, dude. I do. I I honestly I would love to see what it. would be like. People say they feel so. much better. Dude, have him cream you. out half an ounce over there and get you. a little bit Crazy,

bro. Have you get you a little bit of. that [ __ ] sweet and sour pants syrup. off your boy up in there? It'll [ __ ]. grow your eyebrows after. It'll grow. your eyebrows thicker, dude. Um, do you. miss the days of uh not having had sex, Raleigh, to be honest with you? Or. something you miss about it? Uh, no. No, I don't miss it. That's cool, man. Well, what else were we talking. about? Oh, dude. Do you think the Bill. Bichc thing has adjusted the dating the. way that dating is looked? Because it's.

kind of a big like he kind of opened the. portal like the portal's open for older. men and younger women. Do you feel like. that? I feel my stance on this is I. actually don't have a problem with it. I. don't understand why if you're a young. girl you'd want to be with an old man. Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of. stuff people do. But if she's 20 and. they're consenting adults, like I have. no problem with an older dude who's. single. I would try to get a younger.

girl, too. I'm not going to try to get a. 75year-old woman. Well, first of all, you're single. You're Bill Bellichic. Yeah, right. He's done it all, man. I. mean, he definitely has a name for. himself, you know? If you're Jim has. Yeah. You get what you get, dude. You. know? Yeah. Um, but damn, dude. That's. such a good question. Like, but he. definitely the portal's open now. I feel. like it's definitely it feels like it's. more of that universe now. Have you seen. any more of it? Have you seen other. examples of it? Well, Shannon Sharp had. his thing, but he got kind of got called.

out for, but his was more of like sexual. in nature, whereas Bellich has a it's it. seems like he's in a relationship. You. see those videos of him on the beach. with a uh he's holding her up. No way. Really? Pull up Bill Bichc and. girlfriend Beach. You know who has a. good theory on all Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. He's Look at this [ __ ] He seems super. happy. [ __ ] look at him though. What. is he doing, dude? Bro, I respect it, dude. She's I I have no issues with it.

Zero. But it is so funny. You got to be. honest. It's so funny. Well, it's up to. them. First of all, bring up the next. one with them fishing. It's up to them. First of all, they're having fun, right? And it's really up to them. It's not. like she's tricking him or something or. he's tricking her, right? Yeah. Look at. this. This is that this is uh from. whatever that movie is, Normandy or. whatever. It's like there it was like. they did like this D-Day photo shoot or. whatever. Uh Dave Portoy has a good theory on. this. Um Dave's theory is that he has no. idea what's going on like in terms of.

how we're all perceiving this and like. social media about it. He's like his. theory is that Dave Bill is not on his. phone and just doesn't have any clue. what's happening, right? So he's just. enjoying his life. He's just like going. about his life loving his life cuz I. think she probably posts all his social. media and stuff for him and so of course. she's going to post pictures of only. her. I would too. Yeah, dude. Well, my parents were 38 years. different so I got to be like love is. you know if you find somebody that you. love then that's where it's at, you. know. Um yeah, there's a my parents have. a big difference too. Yeah, totally. I.

mean this is this is a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference. is it? I also changed my probably 50. years bro. No Raleigh Mau. How many. years? 84 and 74. I believe that's 50. No, bro. That is 50, man. I just crunch. the numbers. I don't know if those are. the actual ages, but that is 50. What do. you say to people who say that's 50, dude? But I The only thing is I change. my opinions a lot. So, this could be. outdated. Like, I'll change my opinion. on this tomorrow, dude. All I'm saying. is the portal is open for old men and. young women. He This is the I mean, the.

portal's open now. And um it's probably easier than ever to. meet them. There's probably there's so. many apps and stuff where you can and I. don't and girls seem to be really. attracted to guys who have money and. guys who are successful and they don't. seem to care about looks and it doesn't. seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say? People look younger than ever kind of. how what age difference are they? Can. you just [ __ ] tell me a number? Sorry, Riley, but damn. You [ __ ] have a computer you're.

working. with. Never mind. No. Jesus Christ. That's it, dude. Just stick to coming, dude. Stick to stick to. coming. Now I see why he couldn't he. couldn't bust enough for 25 years. He. couldn't find him. 73 and 24. 49. Yeah, close, boy. Close. That's a lot. I mean, dude, that means that. this is a dumb thing to say, but that.

means he was 49 when she was born. Yeah, that's pretty old for the to your. wife to be born. Yeah, I that's wild. I. might change. I don't know if it's cool. anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man. Go heels, baby. That's all I'm saying, dude. Dude, if he just needs to recruit some [ __ ]. pay these players, man. Yeah, pay these. guys. We should have got Nico when he. left Tennessee. We should have paid him. Pull up another news article. What else. do we got, man? Oh, funeral director trashed over 6,500.

bodies of pets, used fake ashes to. defraud customers out of. $650,000. Wow. What does it say? A funeral home. director has been charged after. allegedly throwing out the bodies of. thousands of pets and giving owners the. ashes of other animals. What kind of. what makes someone go into wanting to. deal with dead bodies? I don't know. I. have people in my family who do that, so. I'm not hating. They said they work in. cremation. Um they work in funeral.

parlors or I don't they work with dead. bodies. That's a weird thing I think to. want to go into, you know. It's like how. do you end up like I think what I want. to do in my life is touch dead bodies. all the time. Yeah. Weird. But they're also my family also. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's, you know, if you want to be around them, I just would, it would be crazy if. you're a funeral director and you're. burning up animals and giving those. ashes to people. Yeah. For why? And then. you don't think they're going to notice.

that it's not their no brother or. whatever. Like, oh, I got my brother's. ashes back. It [ __ ] I Who knew he Who. knew he had a collar that. said response to. Spark return to 4027 Elm Street. Dude, that's crazy. I don't I don't know, man. [ __ ] What. are we talking. [Music]. about? What are we even talking about. anymore, man? I've liked it, man. I've.

enjoyed my time. No, I'm enjoying my. time, but I'm just feel like I just feel. like I let you down. I feel like I waste. everybody's time today. You ever feel. like that? Not too much. Yeah, maybe. I think I'm. coming. I quit taking my medicine, too. Really? Yeah. I just don't want Have you. been fasting? Have you still been. fasting? You were fasting when we shot. Sunday. Oh, good. Have you been doing. that still? No. No. That's horrible. I. need to do it more. No. Well, I started. losing my mind after that. What do you. mean? You You should fast whenever. you're like in a good state of mind. I.

think I was just going through a lot. So, it's like not also not eating. You. start to lose it. It's ultimate stress. You're putting yourself in your. starvation. But the third day of. fasting, your body's like, "Now we're. going to clean this [ __ ] hole out.". Yeah. Starts cleaning you up. Dude, I. don't believe that kind of stuff. You. don't I don't I don't I believe it does. clean you up. I don't believe I don't. believe that you feel good. People are. like, "Yeah, I've been You start feeling. amazing after 3 days." I bet you're. hungry. Oh, yeah. You're hungry, but you. feel like I think you feel kind of a. little bit keen. I saw a thing the other.

day that a guy lived for a long You can. pull this pull this up. The guy lived on. just sunlight for over a year. He didn't. eat for over a year and he's just he was. looking at the sun. H, that's nice. Let. me see him. Manic. Uh, he had earned a spot in the. Guinness book for not eating anything. for 411 days straight in 2001. I had led. a team of 24 doctors and physicians to. monitor this feat, said city-based.

neuroysician Sudier Sha. Um, his team. carried out a number of tests and the. results showed him to be a person of. normal. health. There were documentary films. made on Manx's feet. Manic had given up. solid food for almost two decades. Dang. And he stopped pooping, too. He stopped. pooping after like the third week or. something. Oh, that's got to be great. Didn't poop for a full year. It's got to. be great. It's like driving a Tesla. It's like you don't have to It's like. you don't have to stop to fill up or. whatever. It's like or unfill. It's so. good. Oh, that's good. He was working as.

a trader of perfumes. It says in Kos. sungazing. How do you do that? You're. not supposed to do that. Or is that just. another lie? They tell you not to look. at the sun. A lot of stepdads would say. that. You know, if you stare directly. into the sun, your sister will accuse me. of sexual harassment. You're like, what? Turns out it's pretty true. In a. lot of areas, dude. In a lot of areas, dude. Uh, but I think I think what that.

would I guess you'd have to build up. like a tolerance to it. Like you start. looking at it when it's small in the. morning and then over days and days you. can just for the mid days you beam that. [ __ ] out in the middle of the day and. you just I mean at some point you locked. in on that [ __ ] You know what I'm. saying? You just collecting heat. You a. damn solar panel at that point. That's. what it that's what he's saying, bro. That is what he's saying. I didn't. realize that. He's over there charging. his phone. He's just got it in his hand.

10% 11%. Dude, can you find a video of this guy. speaking Raleigh? He only lived till 85, which is a good. number. It's a good life. He put up a. good game, but that's not it's not 100. That's true. How How long do you want to. live for? But living is going to start. to get different. I want to I want to I. want to go over a couple things with. you. First of all, and shout out also. Winnipeg Jets today, dude. Did you see. their win the other night,

bro? It's hockey, right? Okay. And I met this. player. I met this guy in a um bath. house or whatever. Like a um I don't. remember where it was. Vancouver. somewhere. Mhm. He's putting lip balm. on. I walk in a sauna or whatever. He's. sitting there by himself putting on lip. balm. Where's this going? Do you have my interest? I didn't judge. him. You know what I'm saying? I was. like, you know, it's the can be dehydrating.

Mhm. So anyway, the game they're down 3. to one. Mhm. With a minute and 7 seconds. left, they score. Okay. Two two-3. Yep. Then with 1.7 seconds, this series is. tied 3-3. Game seven. With 1.7 seconds, they score again. Take it to overtime. In the second overtime, they win the. game. No way. Yeah. Pretty unbelievable. Is that your team now? Wait, what were. you going to tell me? That has nothing. to do with what you said. Oh, how long. do you want to live for? No, you said. I'm going to tell you a few things.

Listen up. This is what I'm going to. tell you. So, first of all, they have. different skin now, right? I believe. that there's in the future, this is I. believe one of the last 5 years will be. wearing this skin. I believe they're. going to come out with. a material, right? Um that will. completely cover our skin. So, it'll. both preserve your skin, also allow your. skin to breathe, all the things that it. needs to do still with nature, but that. it will become a new layer, right? Mhm. that you will probably will cover most.

of your body. That will preserve your. skin. So, I believe that you'll start to. see that. So, people will be able to. technically look younger for longer, right? But you'll never know because you. won't see them. You'll never know cuz. you won't really see them. You can't see. their skin, but under there, it does. look better, but you just can't see it, right? You just can't see it. And. they'll just be like, "Hey, I look. great." And then people will also be. able to program based on that outer. layer what they want you to see them. wear, right? So, at a certain point, I. don't know how we'll do it, but we'll. start to have like, you know, glasses or.

uh contacts that will so you I can make. everybody look like they're we're in the. 1900s today or something like that. Who. decides? You decide what you want to. look like or you I can decide what you. look like. I think you get to decide the. operator. Naked. You could I guess you. go naked, but it's not I would do not. not you naked. Thank you. I would go. Yeah. somebody you could do like. everybody's eating ice cream like Lenny. Balls today. Okay. So you could get to. pick and based on your eyes everybody.

who has that skin you could adjust it. because it'll be able to adjust it. Does. that make sense? [ __ ] This is the worst. episode of my life. Don't say that. Sorry. I'm sorry, dude. I'm breaking. your heart, man. Sorry, dude. Don't say. that kind of stuff. I just feel like I. let you down today, man. Man, I don't. think you did at all. I think it's a. really good episode. I think you're. going to have to cut out a lot. I am. I'll say this. I'm excited about. the Indiana Fever starting back. Yeah. How have you kept up with Cuz we went to. the game. Yeah. We went and saw Caitlin. Clark break the record, dude. It was so.

great. And then the other day she's back. there. Shoots a three from further back. than the one we saw her break the. record. And we were right there when she. broke the record. So tough. Have you. Have you um been talking to Patrick? Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude. Patrick. came to see a show in Chicago a couple. weeks ago. It was pretty cool. He's. there training for the uh NBA draft. Patrick McCaffrey. And then so that was. great. He came out and then Yeah, Connor. and I have kept in touch. Yeah, we got. to go see a game. We went to the. Applebees with him after. Oh yeah, it. was so cool, dude. Dude, yeah, we got to. go see a game. Um, we went and saw one.

game. Me and me and uh Bizzle went and. saw a game. I don't know how Oh, it was. uh Butler played against somebody and we. all went and watched it, but it was fun. So, you're a big Kaitlin Clark fan? I'm. a big fan, but but not an Angel Reese. fan. I I'm a Gayen Clark fan. That was cut. that out. You had to cut that out of. your out of your episode. You died on. that one, bro. You see Shabuzi at that Met Galla. What was that? He looked like a pepper.

shaker. He looked like a pepper shaker. Wow. Yeah, that's a wild look, isn't it? Do you think it wasn't bad? Oh, no. I. don't think it was bad. But I do Do you. think that there is a real truth? Because in a black culture, they start. say they dress a lot of black men up. like women. Yeah, I've heard that. I. don't know if that's true. They dress. white guys up like women. Anyone who's. trying to They dress those guys are. everyone looks like women at the the. mech. That's a good point. Don't you. think? Would you go to something like. that? I've always thought about that.

Like not that I would ever If you and me. went I would go I wouldn't go uh like. with some public I don't like a weird. type of like almost like celebrity. worship where it's like too much. I. don't know. It kind of weirds me out to. be honest with you. Yeah. I don't It. seems like a seance to me. It has. seancey vibes to me a little bit and I. just wonder like Yeah, there's something. about it that has um seance type of. vibes to me or whatever that's called. like when you meet in the woods or.

whatever and do something wild like. that. Um Oh, dude, I'll tell you this one. story. So, we're at we did some shows. We did like SEC, right? Some different. places. We're at uh University of. Arkansas. Yep. And Sam Pit, we're. leaving the gym, right? We get to go use. their gym. I know Coach Pitman. He was. at Carolina when I was there. No way. Yeah, dude. He's awesome. Right. So, we're leaving the gym and it's me and. Amir K, this comedian that works with me. on the road. And dude, so we're leaving. and um we see this guy pull up in this.

cart and it's Coach Pitman. And he comes. over. He's like, "What's going on, fellas?" Starts talking to us. He's. like, "Man, tell me about Bobby." And so. I'm thinking he's thinking about Bobby. Kennedy Jr., right? So we start talking. about Bobby Kennedy for like two two. minutes. I mean Amir is doing like an. imperson mean. uh he's impersonation everything and he. he's coach coach Pitman's like going. along with us and then he goes.

Bobby just like Bobby le Bobby Lee. and I like why you listen to us for two. minutes do a horrible imperson. impersonations of RFK Jr. just so he can. go Bobby. Did you get to hang out with. Coach Fman? Uh, dude, he is funny, dude. He talked to us for like 20 minutes. It. was one of the highlights of our trip. That and um the Alabama players were so. cool, man. When we went there, just took.

us around their uh facility and stuff. Really? They were super nice. Every. place was cool, but they like they just. went out of their way, you know, like. some of their best players. A lot of. times the guys are too cool to do that. type of [ __ ] you know, but it was. great, man. Did you get to talk to the. new coach at Alabama? Yeah. No, we did. not get to meet him. So, I wish I we. would have, but but it was great though. just to get to go to some of the SEC. places and like you said earlier, it's. like they mean it at these school. It's. like part of the deal. Alabama. Yeah. And that campus is nice. That's the.

nicest campus. They said it's gotten way. nicer because of the victories that they. have% through the saving years. 100%. I. think it's harder to get into Alabama. now because of football being good. because they have more people who want. to go so they can be they can have like. smart people down in Alabama now. Yeah. Not that they weren't. No, but they. weren't back in the day. They have. Appalachin State too, but where I'm. from, Appalachin State won like three uh. national championships in a row and then. they had so many more applicants after. they beat Michigan. Yeah. That they that. school went from kind of like a just. anyone could kind of get into like a.

competitive school like quadrupled their. their uh people who tried to to go to. App State. Damn. It's like a nice school. now. But that Tuscaloosa has the best. setup of any because I did that tour. when I first graduated um college. The. first thing I did was like two years on. the road living in a bus going to. colleges. Yeah. And just we just went to. every college and just party. That was. my job for like two years. And. Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got. that perfect setup, right? They got the. stadium. Oh, dude. We got to go out on.

the field. No way. We got to run out on. the field, man. Yeah. It was crazy. But. you're kind of one of those guys that. switch up. like you'll be you were. supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I. don't have a lot of faith in you at all. Well, remember we went back there and. they didn't really welcome us back. It. felt like you remember. No, cuz we. couldn't find the field. It was not cuz. they weren't welcoming us. We got lost. Yeah, you're right. We got lost for. about 45 minutes trying to find the. field. I think I'm just I've realized. I'm an SEC. I'm just I am an SEC guy, man. It's all I like to watch. It's the.

best. It's not even close. It's not even. close. It's not The rest of it should. just Why are they doing it? It's not. even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite sport was always LSU. basketball. Um, but yeah, I think, you know, it's like. I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. It's tough. I. mean, SEC is so good. It's like you just. I don't know. You start to love it all. I think they only have like 13 sports. where like Carolina we have like 33. sports and so they just dump all that.

money cuz only sports that make any. money are men's basketball and football. Yeah. All the rest of the sports lose. money. And so if they only have 13. sports, they can take all that money and. just dump them right back into Yeah. the. the good ones. Whereas you got to spread. it all out at like Stanford has like 33. sports. They got like fencing and. [ __ ] every you know. Yeah. Uh, transing. Like, come on, dude. Transing is a sport. Things have.

changed, man. Uh, no, but there's. nothing better than being like just. loving the SEC, man. And living in. Nashville is so great because you get. it's easy to get to a lot of the. schools, man. It really is like it's. just a little bit easier. So, like um. that's been great, dude. Yeah. Everything's been good, dude. We got to. go see an Indiana Fever game, though. That would be really fun. They got a. they're they're they got a bunch of new. players, too. Really? Yeah. When when is. their season? It's now. May 17th, I. think. It starts against the Chicago. Sky. I'll be out of town. I would Are. you going to be there? No, you said I'll.

be out of town, but I do want to go to a. game soon. I feel like they play the. Chicago Sky every game. Does it feel. like that? I don't know if that's just the only. time they publicize that they're. playing, but they play every time I look. it's Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark. It's. like, we got to go up there, dude. They got. some great new players. Sophie. Cunningham. They got um Aaliyah Boston. They got. Yeah. Dana Bonner they just got. She's. new. Are they the top team in the. league? No. No. They're ranked four or.

five to possibly take the title. Yeah, dude. They got a squad, bro. They got. some beautiful ladies on the team. Um. where where does uh Ka uh Kaitlin Martin. play? Is that her? Am I messing it up? Kate Oh. Kate Martin. She plays for the. Valkyries. The Valkyries expansion team. out in the Bay. Nice. She's digging it. She She was cool. Yeah, dude. We should. go to a Indiana Fever game. That'd be. really fun. That'd be really fun. I hope. they I I think Yeah, we got to go back.

over there and we got to go to another. SEC game, dude. Yep. That was fun. We. should do another We should do Have you. thought You asked me this at the. beginning of the interview, but have you. thought about doing like other stuff. like um whether it's like videos? I. mean, obviously you're doing a lot of. standup, so you're busy, but and you're. podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but. like other video type things. Yeah, I. want to make something start thinking of. something that to be a little bit more. creative and do some new stuff, you. know? It' be fun. Yeah. I mean, you and. I have always talked about it. We wanted. to be those DJs, remember? Yeah. Dang,

that's still a good idea. It would that. would still crush. It would be really. fun. Last. [Music]. night, bro, people last night. I reached out to some uh people about. that, but we just never follow through. on a lot of our follow through on [ __ ]. God, bro, it would be so much fun, dude. We're long-haired DJs out there. Going like that to the babes or.

whatever. They don't do anything. They. don't. do just came out with a [ __ ]. Christmas candy, dude. I'm like, they. [ __ ] You can do anything when you're a. DJ. It doesn't even matter. He's selling like urine from Jamaica or. something that [ __ ] that keeps lice. out of your hair to a backbeat, you. know? He's just he's got Dude, he's. selling [ __ ] bubble gum with a trap. beat in it. It's like he's just, you. know, people can do whatever they want, dude. Yeah, we should do I would love to.

do something like uh even if it's a. one-off, not even like a series or. something, just like something just. weird and different and fun or get some. AI to do something so we don't have to. we can do it, but just think about think. it up. Dude, even doing Duski show, like. we shot that for one week, but it was. the most fun thing. One, because it was. hilarious, but also just like it was new. and like a novel stimuli. Yeah. To just. get out there and do something. completely different. Yeah. I got to go. on more people's shows. I mean, even. just doing Sunday the other day, I was. like, man, I just Yeah. I just got so. used to just doing this so much. Some.

you forget to go somewhere. And cuz then. you become an interviewer. You don't. become a person sometimes after a while. Yeah. I think sometimes, you know, it. seems like. But I don't [ __ ] know. what I'm talking about. Well, you do it. right. I like how you when you tour at. least you go you go to like unique. places in America. You're not going like. Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see You've seen probably. more of America than anybody cuz every. weekend you're in like the randomst city. in the world. Yeah, we go to a I mean we. do. We do, man. I think we've been like. 150 of the top 200 cities sizewise.

That's awesome. So, you start to see a. lot of great places. Wisconsin has some. of my favorite places. I never thought, dude. Uh, a place I just went to in. Indiana, Fort Wayne, Indiana. Nice. So. nice. Is that's your number one secret. city? Lacrosse, Wisconsin. Lacrosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've I've. heard of that. Is that the capital of. Wisconsin? No. I don't know. Why do you. say that? What's so cool about it? Just. like it seems like a perfect place to. live. If you had an idea of a perfect. place to live. Yeah. But when did you.

go? Story book. I went in the fall, so. it was right before Halloween. So like. all the trees had changed color and you. could go up on the mountain right there. and all the trees were like changing. colors. He had kids like walking around. like the day before Halloween like kids. come from school with like their. Halloween candy and like their moms were. like bustling them through the leaves. like the leaves were like like all. changed colors were on the ground. Moms. were [ __ ] secretly vaping while they. walked their kid tell them not to use. drugs and [ __ ] just crush and vape. off the edge. Wisconsin. Have you seen.

the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I. bet it's a lot. They love drinking. Oh, yeah. That's a That's a It's the. drunkest place in the world. Really? Yeah. And I made that up. Hey, dude. You want to hear stuff? You. don't know if it's real or. not. We talking to the Elvis Presley of. [ __ ] today, guys. The one, the only Caleb Presley. man. Thanks for just hanging out with. me, dude. Yeah. Sorry I don't feel like.

I was myself today, but I don't feel. like I really honored you as a guest. today, man. To be really honest with. you. No, you um there's going to be a. really good episode out of this. You're. just going to have to cut the parts that. sucked out. But I think we got a solid. hour or in 15 minutes and we probably. had 50 minutes of [ __ ]. A lot of [ __ ] dude. Well, Riley. wouldn't tell us anything either. And. yeah, it's like 10 of that just Riley. waiting on Riley to click a link. Yeah, dude. Still didn't get one.

But no, that was good, man. It was. great. It was fun. We got to go see a. Morgan show this year. We got to do a. lot of stuff. We just got to do some. stuff, you know. You're good about that, though. So, we will. We got to Yeah, we. just got to do something this year. We. will. All right. We will. It's a date. It's a date, bro. I love you. It's a. straight. It's a. Okay, dude. So good. Dude, you're gay, dude. I'm chill. Oh, my wife's. calling. Kayla Presley, ladies and. gentlemen, Sunday conversation. Uh, make.

sure to check it out. Go out and support. him. Um, he's doing his own thing now. So, that's what we got to support. Uh, creators who are independent. Um, thanks. so much, bro. I love you. Thank you, man. [Music]. I must be corner stone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll. share this peace of mind I found. I can. feel it in my.

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