Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #436

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a. Creator and an interviewer uh he's known. for his Sunday conversations on bar. stool. Sports um and he is a friend that I just. got back from a hunting trip with doing. uh hunting turkey so we did it and we'll. discuss it uh today's guest is my friend. Caleb Presley. [Music].

I'll sit and tell you my. stories. sh know. me and I will find a song I will sing. [Applause]. it oh. man dude I feel uh.

you're insane dude that's too. long you think you're you're rattling. boy dud your body your head's. rattling you sitting there for too long. I think you do it's just 10 I mean we. did we did probably about 13 minutes in. there yeah we were in a we had there's. duel I mean I feel damn fancy saying. this there's two ice baths now in my. yeah dude damn dude.

like what's even the purpose have you. ever even had someone come over and do. it with you before never this is the. first time that was the closest thing. I've ever been probably. to kind of queering around with somebody. dude. honestly I don't know if that's or just. not I don't want to say that that was. probably the most the bravest thing I've. done with another. man it's like 32 degrees out too so it's. not even warm when you get out dude I.

just feel like I just got to recover for. a minute yeah I feel like a bunch of. snow just tried to [ __ ] me that's what I. kind of feel like the weird thing though. is you feel like when you're in it you. feel good after the first two minutes. you feel like I was going to swam in. there kept saying that oh I yeah like if. a seal would have swam up been like oh. hey I feel like it would have been very. at least they are separate the two ice. baths yeah yeah bro.

dude there's nothing I don't think is. there. anything is there anything more homos. homoerotic than two men in one ice bath. together dude do you think anyone okay. this is a weird question do you think. it's possible physically possible after. 10 minutes being the ice bath to get an. erection in it you have you can't leave. oh no way no way you can say anything. could happen like any type of visual.

mental stimulation you. need wow that's a great that would be. almost better I feel like than Dana. White's slap fight I think you know. watching that like and they had an. underwater cam first to pop yeah first. to pop dude and we're just the refs on. the. side but it would have to be a clear. tank you know and also I think you'd. have to get a certain like it'd be so. hard to get it all the way to the. top I don't know sorry we were just in.

these ice bass so I got these blue cube. ice bass they sent me one a while back. and then they sent another one um and. they're awesome I've just never and now. you can sit two men facing each other in. them and this is the first time I've. ever done anything like that so thank. you dude you're welcome thank you for. having me yeah thank you for having me I. uh and so we're yeah it's just we're. both really we just got out I've been. trying to convince you dude we've been. hanging out I hope this podcast doesn't. suck because we've been hanging out and. talking for literally the last five no.

six days yeah Thursday Friday Saturday. Sunday Monday today's Tuesday oh man so. we've been together for a week talking. so this is the longest relationship I've. been in in probably five. years but I've been trying to get you to. get in the ice bath with me in Florida. where it makes sense yeah where it's not. 32 degrees when you get out that's true. man we got out and it was yeah it was. like it just yeah I'm trying to think of. what it does it definitely I was just. talking about this with George KD it. really hypens it's like you you don't. want to do it it changed my whole moment.

though my whole Energy's kind of changed. now good or bad I think good a little. while ago I was feeling a little bit. overwhelmed I'd done a little bit of. vaping you know I was feeling like [ __ ]. was going south you know and now I feel. a little different yeah you're in your. cabinet eating on those cookies well I. yeah I was trying to get. my blood sugar is not very good right. now I think my blood sugar was either. down or up so I figur I was gonna. [ __ ].

give it a cookie uh dude we went hunting. man what that was that was crazy kind of. I feel like that was interesting I guess. I mean there the only two things I ever. say that things are so I say sometimes I. say they're insane oh yeah that's insane. that was it was an insane trip well that. was the last I think the last time I was. on here with you we were like we're. going to see each other at hunting oh. that's true and then it got kicked down. the road cuz I went to the hospital oh. yeah and you lied about it I didn't lie. I just you guys hit me with that stuff. on the airplane where you guys surprised.

me you and uh William Compton dude you. told me to pull you told me to kill. myself I say that really exactly I said. don't be a [ __ ] I said don't get all. like the hospitals were that was during. heavy covid I feel like and there was a. lot of like they were getting people. hooked up to ventilators dude I was on a. ventilator and you told me to pull the. plug okay [ __ ] show them M balls baby. take them training wheels off and. [ __ ] lung up homie I was I was under. I had a infection in my.

throat okay which is a I'm not going to. say it's okay we get it understood got. it so it happens I don't know okay I go. in and they put me under anesthesia and. I go on a ventilator they basically. didn't give me a choice they're like you. want that or you want a tra I was like. I'll take the ventilator a TR is that. the thing we have to be like this yeah I. was like I'll take the ventilator yeah. so what would you say to people who say.

and then uh. so that' be the craziest if you had one. of those smokers things like what would. you say to people who say are you the. throat. goat and so. anyways I'm on this ventilator and they. have my arms strapped down and I'm on. anesthesia like on all the drugs the.

drug you know the drugs the drugs I was. on all of them I'm [ __ ] strapped down. the only thing they don't want me to do. is pull out my ventilator and you sent. me a voice message my mom's like Oh Theo. sent you something you want to hear. they're trying to cheer me up yeah she. hits play and it's like quit being a. [ __ ] pull that [ __ ] out walk out like a. man sorry man I've been watching some. David goggin videos I think.

I was trying to bring you back dude they. had you on a [ __ ] ventilator you had. a sore throat bro that was during Co. where people were dying you know how. many PE old people and kind of I don't. want to say like thicker people but you. know from Nashville yeah from Nashville. it's a lot of thickens out here yeah dud. you know what's the craziest part about. this story huh I lived at the time I've. moved since but I lived 5 minutes from. the Nashville hospital in five excuse me. from vanderbelt okay in minutes from the.

other hospital that's in Nashville and. I'm not going to throw it under the bus. CU they did a good job with me and I. chose the other Hospital over Vanderbilt. wow really cuz Vanderbilt's like a. esteemed place I think I think it's like. one of the best in the country yeah and. you chose what the other the other one's. I think a. chick-fil-et it was honestly it was not. joking it was a seven-minute ride on. Uber to Vanderbilt and five minutes so D. so I was like got save this time dude. yeah let's save a few minutes here.

you're on a tra they had you in a full. body cast bro for a sore throat they. were doing some stuff to you it seemed. like I don't know I think I just wanted. you to I was people were dying dude and. then you said you guys said you did you. know I got that text on that airplane. and that's when Will Compton said that. you died yeah so when we got out when I. got out Will Compton comes and visits me. from in the hospital and I told him what. happened my family telling me what. happened because it was funny afterwards. I think it scared them in the moment and. uh he's like well let's send a video. Let's Tell Theo you died tell Theo you. did did it and you died so he text you.

and he was like dude did you hear what. happened to Caleb and you hit him back. right away you're like what happened and. he was like he passed away and then he. immediately took a photo of me doing. like this in my little gown but then you. on a plane so the photo didn't come in. the photo didn't come yeah and he's like. I'm absolutely gutted that's what he. said with the photo I guess and so. that's all I got and then that Wi-Fi. kept cutting in and out yeah man I. remember I was I was literally crying in. my seat and then some was like a I don't.

want to say a gay guy that was in there. but some guy kept like like you want to. say it all right. okay there was a guy in there who didn't. mind I think being around other naked. men okay specifically the backside of. them. okay and I'll say this that he uh for. some reason I think when I was kind of. teared up and stuff it gave him like an. opportunity like kind like SL yeah like. I'm slip into this fragile boy right. here but I bucked up and kept it.

together yeah and then when I landed I. found out that it was a joke and you. were still alive so you do you and will. still have. beef I mean I would say I'm not super. fond of somebody that's gonna fa first. of all not even fake their own at least. fake your own death yeah don't throw me. under the bus under the. grave so I think that you know and they. run they have like a show I don't know. what it's called but they do it it's. uh yeah it's like but it's like they're. on a short they're on like a little bus.

it's like with a tall guy yeah yeah the. other guy played football here Taylor. mhm and he's and you know they're on a I. mean first of all they're on a little. bus which is like not saying that's. where they belong short bus just a short. bus they're on a they're on a short bus. and uh yeah I would look I wouldn't I. would say this would you fight him if. you saw. him I don't know if it would be on site. but I think if if somebody arranged. something I would say this do you think. you and could beat them in a fight.

somewhere like. a I don't know for like Ruff and ratty. that Baro but or something do we have. guns I think maybe one gun is hidden in. the ring somewhere oh first man to the. gun no if it's equal opportunity for the. gun I don't think we win really but if. we have them if we bring guns what if. it's equal opportunity they think it's. equ like right in the middle and starts. we pull out guns and kill their. ass yeah yeah I mean I don't I mean yeah.

like Compton I think his eyesight's real. bad and he has CTE he has CTE EFG dude I. saw that's between you guys man well. look they they work with the same. company Taylor got some new teeth did he. really wow see that's [ __ ] Rich [ __ ]. dude yeah because his other ones look. good too did they see Will has new teeth. but his other ones didn't look as good. oh really I thought they were fine they. look good for football player but you. could make the argument once you come.

out of football it made sense Taylor had. good-look teeth yeah but he's had too. much money he's like I guess I'll get. some new ones yeah it's crazy when. people just get extra teeth and what do. you do with your old teeth you just keep. them somewhere I guess do the new teeth. go over your old. teeth oh I don't know like a five like a. like a nickel package I don't know what. he running in his mouth I don't know I. really don't know he's running like a. four three line in his mouth I don't. know they had um I remember there was.

this homeless dude and he he would kept. all his teeth in his pocket and when he. would smile he so he didn't have any. teeth left when he would smile he would. just go like. this and show you his teeth and his hand. so he would smile like with his mouth. and he would get him out and. [ __ ] and show you all of them so you. got to respect that kind of [ __ ] dude. I'm still shivering yeah I wouldn't say. I got beef with them but I'll just say. this if somebody wants to [ __ ] put. some meat on the grill I'll [ __ ].

watch it cook in front of them. boys you know I mean I like both you. guys that's insane to hear it's it's sad. to hear that you guys have that kind of. relationship but I mean it sounds like. Will's kind of done some stuff to you. specifically will and Taylor's probably. been around in the area yeah and it's. not good stuff he's done so keep faking. injuries I think to get his contract. money. still do you I mean I me someone got to. pay for the teeth.

dude you want to you want to play he. lost 40 lbs look I'm saying this I'm not. putting a bounty out on Taylor or. anything but if anybody rolls up with. the ivory that's in that dude's mouth. all right I'll pay you heavily for it. like stealing somebody's chain you wear. it on the podcast you wear his teeth on. the. podcast it's crazy dude one time I went. on Safari and. um we did some comedy shows in South. Africa we went on Safari there and a guy. this like that was his family had owned.

a diamond mine right so they were. like I'm not going to say they were like. they had SL ve or whatever right but I'm. going to say that they anybody that owns. a diamond mine is MH they're they've. done some stuff or whatever so they took. us to their land and they had all the. animals like everything they had all the. uh. rhinoceros. um um giraffes mhm uh everything.

everything you could have and we got to. see all of them right it was crazy. you're driving around like tons of Acres. you got to see all the animals and then. two weeks later they sent us an email. like some poachers had showed up and. they had the rhinos and their noses were. cut off the ivory was gone they so. people came in illegally and killed off. with a chainsaw they're like they just. some guys show up a chainsaws and just. well dude that happened this you know. that happened this weekend on our. hunting trip uhuh there's poachers that. came in and the guy shot at him oh yeah.

that's right shot over him I don't know. what we're allowed to say or what we're. supposed to say yeah well we went turkey. hun someone got shot at you know. somebody got shot. at but I think yeah we went turkey. hunting this weekend and uh we went with. Michael wadell and so you bring up a. picture of Michael wadell there Riley. Mau back there beating off. huh no I don't know if he's that guy ah. really let's get to a picture there of.

Michael. wadell. bro that's Mel Whittle. okay that is not how you [ __ ]. [Music]. spell no wad LW this. guy this guy looks like a [ __ ]. nut.

sack sorry to say that he don't look. like a full one but he looks like a. couple parts of it kind of put. together there you. go nope damn W boy w a d d e l. l there we go we went out there with. Michael wadell and now this dude hates. turkeys is I don't get to say he's the. AMA Bin Laden of T turkeys dude yeah.

yeah he's AMA Butterball Laden dude this. guy so we get out there would you think. of it man what you think of the hunting. well I I thought it was uh I thought it. was 50/50 it was 50% fun 50% very very. boring terribly boring and 50% really. fun yeah I like the parts where the part. this thingss about hunting I thought is. like you you're out there and you kind. of think of it as like a chill Vibe. where you're with your boys you're maybe. popping a beer talking listen to music.

but you can't drink cuz you have guns. there's no music cuz you have to be. quiet and then half the time my boy you. were in the car yeah yeah well I would. don't throw me into the car you were. okay dude when I I got a turkey and you. were in the car well let's tell. everybody exactly what happen so first. of all we go out there all right and you. set up you bring like these little. tricks and stuff you bring like little. like fans that are like uh camouflage. little and you're like just Gaya girl. out there in the field like trying to.

hide behind his. fan and you kind of set like you go set. up and you hide somewhere and Michael's. also like to set it up like the number. one turkey hunter in the I guess world. oh yeah this guy could yeah I mean this. guy could just shoot an arrow into the. air and it would land in a turkey he won. like a competition turkey calling. Nationals yeah he was like yeah he's. like one of the best turkey callers ever. so he's got that uh he's got that verbal. on him you know he's definitely. he's I mean he's a uh he's like the.

pavara of turkey turkey collars so he. gets out there so you're kind of setting. up and then he's he's like in the. distance he's like. uh do it see if you can do. it he gave me the thing I wish I brought. it we could have called we could have. used it I know showed for real the. funniest thing is he'll be like all. right everyone be real calm these guys.

eat they eat ants and dirt for they can. see every Speck of dirt that's what they. eat for a full-time job like yeah they. eat spiders buddy so if they can see. that they can see you so they have. amazing eyesight you to be that's the. thing you have to sneak up on so we're. all sitting dead still cuz he's telling. us and then meanwhile he's running. through the. field he's got the [ __ ] fan. going like dude they can see you for. sure so he a fake turkey and he holds a.

fake turkey in front of him they can't. see him because he's hiding behind this. fake turkey that's about this big he. holding in front of him like an. invisibility cloak yeah yeah we had like. Five Guys hiding behind a little bitty. fake turkey like it was crazy you want. to be ready for Springtime and you want. your mealing to be ready you want your. dinner table to be um you want it to be. have dinners on it meals look at that. that guy's got a meal in him look how. happy he is look at his family they're.

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ah [ __ ] it I'll just go put something in. the oven but sometimes we would see him. like it would be like if you saw Uber e. like got close to your house so you go. outside to grab it and he kind of just. creeps up and then just drives past your. house yeah they had all types of like so. anyway so the turkey you go out there. and you make the sounds and stuff and we. couldn't get the we didn't get them. remember we didn't get them no so we had. retired for the day the first day yeah. like two hours we were we we out there. two or 3 hours and we said that's enough. right at that point we all got in the. truck and were leaving and at that point.

we just drove past a bunch of tur like. we'd been in the woods looking for. turkeys well de was like I saw some. gobblers over there yeah so there's. another guy that was with us and he's. like a I guess he's like a landman you. know he kind of is like a you know part. man part myth he kind of hangs out at. the camp you know this fell named de was. his name and that's not a full I guess. it's not a whole name but it's he gives. you half of it you know what I'm saying. he ain't he keeps his cards close to you. kept saying dyslexic ad I don't know. what it stood for I thought it was Ed.

but he had the letters tangled up but uh. so we get out there and then we're. riding off and de goes I've seen I think. I've seen a couple gobblers okay and uh. so gobblers are turkeys I guess right so. there's always everybody saying oh. there's a couple gobblers right around. that bend over there it's a buzzword for. sure yeah it's a buzz. word and so it's like saying Synergy in. a business meeting yeah yeah or saying. Zeitgeist people always say oh it's in.

the Zeitgeist you know um so anyway. somebody pop somebody's like oh s s a. couple gobblers over there so next thing. you know we drive past like a bunch of. turkeys and they were like I guess they. were like on break or whatever cuz I. guess the turkeys are like out like. trying to hide from us and then they all. take a break anyway we get we we went we. couldn't find any turkeys that morning. so we're leaving and there's a bunch of. turkeys just like they're like resting. their legs on the side of the road some. of them are sitting in ice tubs they're.

all like it's behind the scenes we're. driving through like behind the scenes. turkey BTS dude yeah yeah turkey BTS so. they're like all right let's go get one. of these gobblers all right so they got. these guys are like all right we're. gonna go get one cuz Michael wadell does. not like he don't let a turkey live he. don't want to let a turkey live he is. when he locks in on a bird he locks in. on a bird he's very very very nice and. very very charismatic to people but he's. that you can see does have that switch.

oh it [ __ ] switches after three hours. we're like maybe let's go back and get. some breakfast because we've been up. since 4:40 in the morning and he was. maybe we stay here yeah and kill these. [ __ ]. turkeys okay dude we'll stay around for. another minute yeah dude he w i mean if. you even [ __ ] mention Thanksgiving. he'll just [ __ ] come on you yeah you. know he kep on saying all these turkeys. want to do is [ __ ] fight I was like. yeah is it just the turke is who are we. talking about. dude so anyway they we parked the truck. you guys get out and go back into some. woods and come back a few minutes later.

with uh what happened dude the turkey. walked up on us like I mean this sounds. crazy it was probably seven yards away. from me but dude what are you going to. do like we have been waiting all day we. go out there we drive all the way to. amach Florida Which is far for everyone. we're doing a hunting trip we've been. planning it for 6 months we're wearing. camo woke up at 4:40 in the morning yeah. I'm holding a gun we're looking for.

turkeys and I see one seven yards away. what am I supposed to do dude seven put. the rifle down yeah I don't know no look. man you guys went and did it for me it. was just like we done it we're leaving. we see a bunch of turkey talking playing. like they were playing like bad Minon on. the side of the road so then it's like. all right let's go kill one of these. bastards oh y there someone threw me a. peace sign one them yeah yeah they're. not yeah it was like they they seemed a. it was like I don't know I felt like the.

hunt had kind of ended a little bit for. that morning it had um and then also the. thing about turkeys is dude these. turkeys are they're two years old bro. well they're fully mature that's what. that's what he told me I don't really. know but he said two years old is fully. mature turkey he's ready to die that's. what he said that but can he buy so he. can serve his country but can he buy a. beer is what I'm asking okay but it I. just felt that was the part for me it. was a little sick like if like what if. there was a 2-year-old kid out there and.

you hiding in the distance right making. sounds you know like oh give me that. back you know or no it's nap time you. start making [ __ ] and he comes over and. then you shoot him with a [ __ ]. gun that's the part from me that wasn't. adding up man it was like you do all. this trickery to get him to come over. and then they're only two years old. deceptive it's a deceptive business yeah. and then you literally blow the bird. yeah we blew blew the bird's brains out.

yeah it was there was some sad parts to. it also dude when I shot that rifle the. whole time my only concern it wasn't a. rifle it was a shotgun the only concern. I had CU I think that was the only time. in my life I've ever shot a shotgun i'. never shot a shotgun I can't think of. one time that I've done it and my only. concern was I had shot other guns like. the range or whatever MH and I was. thinking every time I got earplugs I was. like is this going to be loud like don't. we need earplugs and I was like no no no. you're good D I shot that thing dude it.

sounded like a a bomb went off it was. like for like three hours the next day. we went back I wouldn't even hold a gun. my ear was hurting so bad I wouldn't. even hold a gun like these guys are. insane and I said that to him like oh. yeah we I was like we we can't even. really hear that good anymore I was like. he probably can't hear me right now and. he literally said he literally said. what oh we're going to get some gobblers. a yeah it was loud that's how I would. describe it was loud but we ate him so I.

think that makes it like oh they cooked. it up immediately and look I mean it was. a great experience it was awesome it was. like it was you know I didn't know what. it was going to be like you know I mean. you go out there you kind of set. up I think I I've always want to fight. something hand to hand so I think I it. would to me it seemed like if if I got a. blade on me or a sword even I would go. out there and fight a turkey but I think.

you know I think the little bit of like. let me hide behind this tree yeah and. make a sound of another you know yeah. young animal and we didn't say this but. the sound is like so it's it's basically. a horny bird yeah like we're supposed to. be a hen we're pretending to be a hen. right trying to seduce a horny uh Turkey. right that's like say you're at a rest. area right and you go in the there's. some dude out there smoking against the. wall right he's out there just smoking a. cigarette and you go inside the men's.

restroom or the women's right and the. window he's smoking right outside of a. window that get where you can inside of. the restroom now and you're like oh come. out come on in here and get this Cooter. baby you know come on in here and uh and. uh just slide up on up in this slick. wallet you know you say [ __ ] like that. yeah and at first he's thinking oh. that's some [ __ ] in there that real. he keeps puffing his [ __ ] Winston out.

there and then finally you're just like. you just start yelling like Oh Come and. just snack on these titty nipples you. know and finally he put that cigarette. out he's like all right I'm had enough. yeah and then he right when he comes. inow yeah you [ __ ] blow his brains. out yeah I would have liked to got one I. would go again and do it um I think who. you take and who you go with is. definitely one of the best things like. your buddy Cole hul came with us um and.

that was really. interesting uh it was fun the most fun. to me about the whole trip though was by. far just the in-betweens of the hunting. yeah like going back we went on a walk. it was fun we ate we had good food we. had a guy come over tells funny stories. yeah this guy irra deine came over from. this band trick pony he came over and. was telling us just a lot of stories uh. he used to live with Johnny Cash and he. told us a lot of stories about that um. yeah yeah and it's just beautiful you're.

out there we're in like the Florida like. not the everglaze not really where it's. swampy but where it's like it just is um. kind of like maybe High Plain swamp no. it's just not wet really not wet at all. yeah but we saw a lot a lot of. alligators we saw tons of animals we saw. some uh we saw some deers we saw you. were saying you saw some things trying. to act like deers it seemed like. everyone was trying to act for us. everyone was putting on a show for us it. was like de and all then they cooking. good for us they put us up and even the. animals sometimes they seem like they.

were trying to just do a show for us. yeah well deers always act like every. time a deer stops it like acts like it's. like auditioning like it's like on a. photo shoot you know like every deer. even if it's like 60 yards away it's. just. like you know they always just kind of. like stop and stare it's almost like. they're modeling or something you know. um and they they we were supposed to. have ostrich out there that was one of. the big selling points for me is you. guys can come out here and you know Gunn. down on a couple stretch out.

here. um and I don't know if are ostrich like. trans birds or something they're. very I don't know dude that P I mean. they I don't know where they fall I. don't know where they fall I don't know. that that was a true thing that they. were supposed to be out there though. yeah I think that was in the email the. original email is that there was a. couple stretch out there we could pop. off on but I'm just glad you did get to. shoot those little baby hogs or at least. shoot at them or I mean I'm not glad. that you chose to shoot at them but that. you just got to shoot a gun yeah.

shooting the gun was fun I wish we' have. spent more time shooting it even just. back at the camp yeah it did make me. want to buy a gun the my biggest. takeaway from the whole thing was like. you kind of wonder how you're going to. feel if you're this is my first time. turkey hunting for how you're going to. feel to like take another life because. it's like a serious thing like take. another life and I was like am I going. to feel horrible afterwards or is it. going to be like no big deal and to me. me it kind of was like cuz we ate it and.

it was like kind of like why we were out. there it wasn't a big deal to me it was. a big deal but I was like sad yeah does. that make sense yeah yeah I was. wondering did that kind of break yeah. did you like the when you got home were. you like man I was wondering if I was. going to feel like that but I didn't. feel like that yeah yeah well I think. nature alone nature they kill each other. there's a food chain right it's like. they're not nature you know animals. don't wake up in the morning be like oh. not going to kill another animal if I. need to and also I was in the back of my.

head like dude I get turkey Toms all the. time like I get Turkey Tom from Jimmy. John's two times three times a week how. am I GNA be out here feeling bad for. doing like a dead turkey like dude I'm. killing more turkeys every week at home. some hot peppers dude on wheat bread oh. yeah that's good I love a turkey Tom. yeah so that yeah that's a part of it. man it's like these are this is what's. you know you can't be eating it but then. be upset that it gets killed just. because you're not the one killing it. you almost think it's kind of better. maybe better to go hunt it at least we.

went out hunted it killed it we did. everything the right way and we cooked. it up we ate the whole bird I got the. feathers at my house there's a big slab. of meat still attached to them I don't. know if that's supposed to be there been. putting salt on it you saw that one that. was in my house on the floor oh yeah. yeah there still some meat on there it's. been putting salt on it to make it the. stint go away chew that [ __ ] off that's. a [ __ ] nugget son yeah but I I felt. good about the whole thing and I I mean. Michael's awesome and I would go back I. would go back out there would not go. back I would you would yep if we went.

back yeah if it was just a good group. this guy Cohen was there he was the. camera guy and also just a hunter so. yeah I was just been fast I think the I. was just so fascinated as to I didn't. know people were so fascinated about. turkeys there seemed a lot more to learn. that we didn't learn and also the other. thing is I think probably a lot of the. enjoyment people get from it is Michael. kind of did everything for us like we. just sat there which I'm glad he did cuz. would have not got any we weren't we. didn't get any turkeys as it was with.

the best turkey guy like if we just did. it we would have got nothing but he did. do all the hard work he was he was. running around doing all the [ __ ] so. yeah that kind of we were just sitting. there with the guns yeah he wanted to. make it he made it as easy on us as. possible I think if you got to do a. grenade or you got to do like a little. like a land like a thing they step on. the landmine and you lay it out there. some of that I would have enjoyed a. little as well I think or also. you know I've always wanted to fight a. pig just with a knife that's always been.

one of my. goals the dreams are yeah yeah oh to. jump out of a chopper or something and. [ __ ] get a pig like that that to me I. just it's just the turkeys don't have. anyone hunting on their behalf you're. out there and you know no one's going to. kill you right it would be cool if the. turkeys had a couple weapons too like. say if there was a turkey say if Peta MH. they're like hey instead of just. bitching about animals over here with. some poster board every now and then. yeah uh we are going to go out in the.

morning on behalf of the animals and set. a couple of landmines out in the field. or you just know that every day no. matter where you are across the world. you're hunting every single day after. there shift outside of Canadian goose in. New York City they're going to take all. those protesters put them in a. helicopter and drop them with machine. guns at one of the one of the hunting. sites you don't know if it's going to be. your Hunting site but that day they. could show up with machine guns and. murder your ass just give you like some. type of Edge like some type of we were. just sitting out there kind of I mean.

you kind of go through periods of being. bored a little bit oh and you can shoot. anything else that's going running by. that's another problem I feel like at a. certain point if you like when we didn't. see any turkeys that second day that's. when we started popping off on this pig. it was like it's almost like anything. else that shows up is gonna get gunned. down yeah so but it was uh yeah I just I. I don't I mean it was it was cool you. know you know I I'd had a long week so I. was also looking to kind of rest and.

stuff so but it was good man I'm glad. that we went same yeah I would. definitely go again I didn't know I. didn't know you would go again I would. go again if Cole went with us too that. was fun it's totally about the group you. go with 100% sitting around telling the. stories laughing all that was fun even. sharing in the same room was fun I when. else do you get to do that as an adult. it's like you're back at like summer. camp or something you know people stay. out there just joking around at night. yeah uh. you know people are snoring people are.

people are some people are snoring out. of their butt you know what I'm saying. like there's just a lot going on out. there dude you kept waking up in the. middle of the night you you like say. like little words and they're always. just like super disappointed you be like. you're you were sleep talking but you. just be like oh. man oh. crap what happened D worst dreams ever. he was just disappoint W in my sleep I. probably was at at Hamilton or.

something you kept saying. a yeah I probably watching the. Oscars and then and then Cole my buddy. his phone like was like middle of the. night somehow he turned over and he. phone went on the floor you went oh. damn like you had just been awake all. day it was fun it was really fun yeah. you guys both snored though and I don't. think I snored I was sleeping if I did. well okay good yeah lucky you dude I.

didn't hear. it um I turn on that white noise what. else is dude White Noise I've always. White Noise should just be like somebody. just like helping their kid with. homework you know it's just like things. that white people do you. know making a bunt. [Laughter]. cake it's just an older couple listening. to wiie Nelson on their front. porch saw a couple gobblers oh a couple. gobblers over.

there oh man what else dude good to see. you again man fun yeah I haven't seen. you since all every day that's what I'm. saying I was like damn dude I hope we. have something to talk about I guess. we always something to talk about yeah. what was um your season's wrapped for a. Sunday conversation yeah yeah we do like. so it's Sunday conversation started at. has a segment on our pro football show.

like Sunday conversation CBS countdown. or whatever their NFL show is and we. just added it Sunday conversation Glenny. balls eats a ice cream Sunday that was. just the idea little segment for our. show so it ran during football season so. for the first three years we've done. we've done three years now three seasons. we just ran it during football but now I. feel like it's kind of Tak on its life. of its own a little bit where I'm not. sure if people I don't think people like. do the math in their heads it's like oh. this is a football show mainly because. we never talk about football and the. people who are honor pretty much never. football players so it's not a football.

show really and so now I'm just thinking. about like is do we really have to do it. like because it's like 25 weeks or. something football like 25 weeks in a. row of doing that show I travel to the. guests to make it easier on booking so. like you know it's if you they have to. come to where I live in you know Del re. or if I was in Nashville they had to. come to Nashville makes it a lot harder. so I traveled to the guest so just a lot. yeah and I wonder if the show would be. better a better quality show if we can.

focus on the bookings get really good. bookings and just go to them knock them. out and spend really good time on the. edits and. stuff and then not have to worry about. being during only football season 25. weeks in a row we just do a year. round sorry whenever we get a good. opportunity to do it right so not so. maybe just like it could be every two. weeks or every three weeks just could be. back to back I don't know maybe people. will hate that I don't know there is. something to being the same time every. week people can wake up to it definitely. something to it but I'm kind of playing.

with the idea of just starting to. release him as we can get them I don't. know mean that could be a dumb idea I. haven't tried it yet that's kind of the. direction I see it going it's is it nice. though to have like that break it's like. you have the time where you don't have. to go it's like you can know okay for. this 12 weeks of my life I'm going to go. and capture episodes I do like that. about football season because I I think. about like this is my season but the. problem is is like get out now so now. I'm like in offseason but I have a job. like it's not off season like I still. have to be doing stuff what are you.

doing you mean like I like like I should. like I work for a company like they. should I should be doing stuff still. like I can't just like all right tell. next football year like I'll be training. until then like I take off like a week. or something like I should still be. doing stuff yeah and so and I am we're. doing some different stuff and me and. you did something this morning but. um I think that going away from just. being intense about it I do like that. though I think it's a good point like it. is fun to focus in on something for a. long time. but just and also like things get played.

out too if you don't it's already been. we've already been doing it a long time. and so I'm I'm not worried about it. getting played out but I think to avoid. it getting played out like really making. the episodes really good and really. quality and I think that takes a little. bit more like thought and time than just. like really every week just ramping them. out ramping them out right but you've. had some I mean you've had amazing. guests you've had uh how was that Drake. what was that Drake experience like. going there did you go to his house yeah. oh wow yeah and does he have like how. many front doors does he have I feel.

like he'd have like a front door and. then if you're they let like somebody. lets you into that one but it's not even. him and you get closer and closer and. finally he lets you in like a real yeah. we were in his house for probably like. probably 90 minutes or two hours before. I saw him oh really yeah wow yeah it was. an insane awesome experience he's my. favorite artist ever wow ever so like. grow because he's been around making. like great music for 15 years since I. was in high school and they say that's. your most like your favorite music of. your life is going to be the music that.

you heard when you were in high school. really they say that I don't know who. they are yeah probably some. gobblers but you know like he just been. like that guy for forever I mean I grew. up Lil Wayne was the best Lil Wayne was. like the goat and he was the inspiration. I think even for Drake it's obviously. Drake says it but um so like Lil Wayne. and Drake those were the two guys and so. 15 years down the line or whatever 10. years down the line um to be able to. like meet him like go to his house and. like meet his kid but who answered the. door when you got.

there not Drake huh no no no he has a. dude his security is insane good luck. dude I would like to see the [ __ ]. busing boys try to run up with their. teeth in there with some guns trying to. get the Drake dude good luck dud there's. so many he has the most security you. ever seen security uh yeah I've seen. imagine more. wow okay you're not getting to this guy. no chance but uh damn he was awesome I. mean and was some chicks there with them. breast or whatever I mean I'm sure they.

were I didn't see them they kind of kept. us in the gym oh really yeah like there. was a gym and it was like if you got to. use the bathroom like you really got to. go you can go but like you guys need to. stay in the gym oh but otherwise pee. before you pee when you leave. yeah yeah but he was awesome like and it. I was a little worried about it because. he is kind of like in my eyes like this. Larger than Life thing that I really. love like I love his music and so like. you get words like if I am I gonna meet. him is it gonna ruin his music for me.

yeah you know what I'm saying oh totally. like is he gonna be kind of a dick or oh. yeah Michael Landon was supposed to come. to our town one time and meet people and. my mom was all excited and everything. and then he didn't show up or something. or is I don't know what happened it. ruins it I've had that happen to me. before so I was worried about it but no. 10 like 10 of 10 experience he could not. have been and he was super like into it. too like before the episode he was like. he he wanted to do it like okay he was. into the idea he was throwing ideas out.

like what he wanted to put a son in it. like he didn't he was like do you think. it'd be funny if we put ad if he opened. up with Adonis which is his son's name. like would it be funny if everyone. thinks going be me and then it's just. Adonis in there and is his son walk into. the room does someone care bring his son. in the room like on a little thing or. like a little pallet or something like. how does I just I picture like somebody. carrying his son on a pillow and setting. him down in the room he walks into like. his little juice box he's so swaggy. his son's going to be like I don't I. wonder what will happen because I don't.

I mean like Michael Jordan's not Michael. Jordan's sons they played basketball. LeBron's Sons play. basketball the Drake son I don't know. like is he gonna be a rapper or is he. just G to be he's gonna be famous just. by nature of people are going to know. who he is right just by nature of his. dad like he has star qualities for sure. just by talking to I mean that's crazy. to say he's like 5 years old he's like. that 2-year-old turkey dude but. I don't know he was he was great I mean. it's hard to like comment on a kid but.

he was aaz he was just a 5-year-old like. a pure little 5-year-old wasn't like. jaded or anything yet like he's still. talking about 5-year-old stuff he was he. was talking about like kids in his class. who could read he's like I can't read. yet but they got some nerds in my class. who can read yeah [ __ ] him [ __ ] him damn. dude and what about who else was I. thinking about oh what's something that. people don't know about that has bulag. guyy like do people what is like I don't. think enough people comprehend that he's. Muslim he's like super religious oh. really and so now what does that mean.

does he like when the sun comes out he. has to be in a certain position what is. what all like what is he doing he's not. talking to women he's not photographing. with women he's not in bars like he's. not he's in the United States for the. first time right now he has his visa for. the first time wow so he's in Vegas and. I'm sure like I talked to his people a. little bit I'm sure that he could. probably pick up like insane insane bags. just go to like the wi nightclub or.

whatever and just kind of get held up a. little bit maybe punch Steve yokei in. the face or something and get like a. million bucks he can't do it he can't do. it why he's Muslim so like he can't be. around alcohol he can't be and he's. serious about it he's like a serious. dude he's. 19 so he's like fully developed. brain very serious about life serious. about being Muslim he's funny he's like. he got a good sense of humor he like. likes to have fun but he's like uh he's. he's a devout religious person I don't. think people realize that and do they.

put him on a little rug and stuff every. like hour and a half or how does that. work dude it's hilarious actually what. happens is girls come up to him he's the. most famous person I've ever been around. ever and just like doing this job for. however long interviewing people who are. like celebrities and stuff you you meet. you run into people you hang out with. people who are like famous and you see. people who have crazy. followings hasbullah is by far the most. famous person I've ever ever seen Wow. when he walks through a place it's like. the whole room just like just come in on.

him everyone's trying to take pictures. everyone's like want to get punch in the. face by. him and I think it's because he looks. even if you don't know who he is just by. the look of him you're like that guy. there's something special about that guy. cuz when I first saw him I thought he. was G be like a dwarf like a dwarf size. you know like this tall yeah but he's. three feet he's one football yard wow. he's This Tall oh he's got all that body. and Charisma packed into this size damn. it's like a baby Snicker yeah bro think.

about this think about a kid like this. big you just like hold him that's a. gobler huh now think about this what if. you hid behind a like a a bench in the. mall and made some Muslim sounds and. then when he came around the bench he. blew that's insane it seems insane. doesn't it dude there's some people in a. mocki who would love to do that to a. Muslim bro true. dude yeah I definitely you don't have to.

drive far around there to hear the NW. like you could just you could be down. wind of anybody in that area you'll. catch it you. know oh there he is right there oh look. how you know and he really is a handsome. guy isn't he let's see him with his hair. blown out he got a uh he got his hair. blown out there for a wedding or. something that fourth pitcher. Raleigh oh there he is right there oh. he's a solid dude and he hang out he's. from this little village in Russia and. he hangs out with all his friends from.

his village and that's his team and. they're all into UFC you know I don't. know anything about UFC really but I. think they have like three or four of. the top fighters are from his village a. small village in. Russia dagistan dagistan yeah and so. he's like boys with all those guys like. who's it. khabib nebor wow they might have the. last same last name I'm not sure yeah. let's look up how's bula's last name. Mago made. off but is it Nago made.

off it's Mago made off so it's not nuro. made of I think you have to earn the. Nur the first question is has bull a. baby. crazy he uh genetic disorder called. childlike Trails no it's not what that. says that causes childlike traits sorry. what uh no what's crazy is the soccer. player. another thing I don't sport I don't know. about um what is it maybe Messi one of.

these top guys has had the same exact. thing has bull has I think to my. knowledge it's like a treatable pretty. very treatable disease but you have to. have the treatments when you're young. and he wasn't able to get them he wasn't. able to get them so this soccer player I. think it's messy but it could be someone. else had that thing they treated him. just some HGH when you're little and. then he turns out to be like the best. socer player of all time. wow and then it's just like can you get. that dose.

damn wow that's fascinating yeah because. I guess yeah if that it's interesting. that's is if you can get medicines or. not getting meds dude it's always been. an issue getting a hold of drugs uh but. can can he date women or it's not. allowed until he's married I'm not. really sure can you look up Muslim. dating practices please I know that some. some Muslims have multiple wives but can. he even get started on his first wife I. don't know it's confusing maybe start. with a.

second I don't know. dude yeah you're right Muslim Dating. Rules five Muslim Dating Rules and. traditions you need to know eight Muslim. eight Muslim Dating Rules Andes you need. to know yeah click on that. brother be mature and old enough to. start dating that makes. sense date with intention of finding. your partner no Primal sex there it is.

baby better stay off that gobler till. you put a ring on. it single people need chaperon. wow I think having a beard is important. I'm not. joking I think that's a big part of it. you got to have a beard if you're a. man sound like a joke notnot it's part. of it I think it's to show your manhood. right yeah maybe it's interesting wonder. if I'd be a good Muslim or not. I don't know you ever thought about. doing it I don't I think you have to be.

you have to be born into it or you can. just do it I think you can just do it. yeah huh would you try. it maybe I tried keto for like I guess. almost a month. mm kind of makes you smell bad though. doesn't it which one. keto. yeah there's a little your own medicine. there the sunshine continues to do its.

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which is pound 529 from your cell phone. that's. fthe. people.com this past weekend or pound. 529 from your sell that's pound law this. is a paid. advertisement um what else is we got. going on dude he's F yeah he's the most. famous he's like Morgan Wallen almost. shees dude no one's like Morgan Wallen. bro. his numbers this week are in I just saw. it on on Instagram before I came up here.

his. album did. 42 can't 472,000. streams and I think that like the second. highest was like. 70 and the they put together like the. next. nine together like the next nine best. from country artists and they equaled or. or less than Morgans wow so it was like. 70 50 50 40 30.

12 and it was less well he's like Elvis. Presley man I don't think people realize. I wonder will he be bigger than G Brooks. was in his prime how big was G Brooks. you. think I mean he was big was you think he. was the biggest by far because I think. cuz G like adults were listening to him. and CH they were playing him like at all. the school dance he was like you know he. had that breadth of the same thing that.

Morgan does you know yeah top 50 songs. in the in the Apple thing right now he. has 36 of them no. way in his album has 36 songs which also. is insane yeah 36 songs on album is. that's a lot that's more than one album. yeah dude that's albums I mean look how. many words can you find that rhyme with. Silverado that's I want to know. uh but he mastered it man it's good too. man it's like At first you're like oh I.

don't know if I'll love that song and. then three days later you're like just. planning on repeat I haven't took it off. last night you let the LI talk wait do. do it in my trick. Voice last night. Li oh I think I saw some gobblers over. there dude everybody's like even Chinese. people are listening that's what I said. I said who's listening to this. I don't who are 429,000 people who is.

that like who who is listening to Morgan. W how are there that many people who. even have access to like de probably. would have liked them but there's no way. he has access. to he doesn't have Spotify dude yeah he. ain't getting any WiFi out there dude no. sir I mean he'll frisky for some news. right when they see him you know what. you guys talk about you guys were in the. car for like 40 minutes well yeah I when. I went to sat in the car uh it was just.

me and de in there wait describe what he. look like this do like a if you had to. describe him D I would say he's kind of. a he probably. 64 60 60 to 66 MH he's had a good bit of. sun on him the sun knows him MH you know. what I'm saying the sun is [ __ ] the. son knows him and he knows the Sun what. do you think he wears we saw him in camo. but like what do you think he away if he. was going to go out for like a steak or. something steel camo yeah no doubt about.

it I mean how would you how would you. like describe his like smell CU you were. in the car with him for a long time oh I. think he's clean he seemed clean he. seemed put. together he. seem what do he. say we were talking about Adam and. Eve and uh that was it he's kind of a. Biblical man dude he had a he. he okay so we're in we're at the house I.

think you were outside yeah and I was. sitting inside and everyone had been. talking and it was kind of a situation. we were all moving around go inside. outside take a break from the. conversation go back out cuz you know we. talking about. some sometimes you walk away and you. come back it is what it is and he walked. in I think he had just dropped this bomb. on you guys and he liked the reception. he got outside so he came in he's like I. got to get out of there they're talking. about they're they're going way too deep. and I was like what what are they. talking about and then he just dropped.

it on me too but it was kind of a good. point he was like all right so the Bible. he's like you got the Bible you got Adam. yep he did it to you too you got Eve M. you got their two sons mhm where did all. other people come. from Big Talk how do you get the Chinese. how do you get Japanese blacks. Mexicans other people that's what he and.

I was like uh and I was like yeah wait. how did that happen I looked up the. biblical family tree and it's it's uh. Adam you got Adam yeah you got Eve you. got your three. sons where the other people come. from yeah where'd you get that next. gobler you know what I'm saying Riley Ma. you might know Riley are you uh to put. these on real. quick Riley's a Biblical man aren't you.

Riley I am yeah and what do you know. about that rally uh where did they get. the other. people. uh what other people like us or other. people between now and the Bible like if. Adam and Eve had two children they're. both men well they had three and one of. them got murdered yeah by the other one. yeah damn pretty.

crazy so how did other people get. created uh I I don't know it it just. happened amen it's something I had never. thought about yeah because I was RA I. mean I've come from a Christian. household just some I had never thought. about that Dynamic I never thought about. it either man it's interesting how do. they get all other. people but we may not ever know mhm but. we're. here but yeah it was interesting how.

many people love Morgan wallen's music. man they had yeah even like Chinese. people are like you know last night we. let the liquor. talk like everybody's listening to. it hey homie last night we let the. liquor dog everybody dude like people. you wouldn't even think man a guy is in. a coma. everybody's [ __ ]. listening he's got the juice bro I it.

did just you make good music oh yeah. he's got a great voice dude it's there's. and what a hard album to follow dude. dangerous was the best album ever I. think it was Brave to come out and do an. album immediately after I would have. quit dude yeah or at least done 30 30. songs yeah. you like to come out after dangerous had. to follow that up with the pressure so.

high I know and then my first I was like. H yeah well this kind of sounds like. dangerous and I was like dangerous is. the best album. ever yeah dude it's funny because even. when I heard danger I went over I went. with Morgan and his band they were. playing it somebody's one of his. producers houses they were playing it. the first time I'd heard it and I was. like I don't know some of you know and. then like a week later I was like it's. the best [ __ ] ever you know it's funny.

how it just I don't know it's hard it. takes you a little bit to get to know a. song kind D I ever told you a story. about uh Luke. Holmes I feel like I told you this. before you might. have stop me if I've said this before. but so whenever I was. uh me and Luke went to high school. together okay he was a offensive lineman. he was a senior when I was a freshman so. I played on the varsity as a backup. quarterback and then uh he was a senior. offensive lineman so he didn't play much.

and I didn't play at. all and so we would sit and talk to each. other in sideline just kind of yeah oh. I've seen you guys haven't seen y'all. but I've seen guys just like y'all on TV. a lot it's like the guys who know. they're not going in so they're getting. really comfortable and they're really. digging in their heels and having a good. conversation like that's what we were. doing and so I always kind of was good. friends with him as much as you could be. from a freshman and a. senior and so he goes on to App State. and uh my dad that when I was really. little so when I turned 21 I was at. Carolina I got a secure Social Security.

so I got like I think like I can't. remember like $40 or $50,000 and just. kind of hit my bank account that gobler. yeah I got that gobler and I had never. had any money ever and so I was just it. was burning a ho in my pocket I was like. I got to spend this immediately I was. like I had to get rid of this money and. so I hit up Luke I you know I was like. what can I do this I want to like invest. it you know you're 21 you got like half. a brain you're trying to figure how to. finance the rest your life Mak some huge. business move ask a 21y old you know. like dude uh so I hit up Luke I was like.

and he's making all these videos he's. singing at AB State he's like on the. local TV I remember seeing him on the. local TV was he doing well at that point. he was just he wasn't doing anything. besides he was singing like the local. bar and he had a Facebook there when. Facebook was big and he was posting his. videos he had this incredible voice and. I was like bro you are going to be you. could be something like you could you. could be something I hit him up I told. him that. and Chase Rice went to high school too. and he was already doing it so we kind. of had that glimpse of you kind of just.

had that glimpse of oh this could really. happen for somebody wow because Chase. had done it out of our out of our high. school and so I told Luke and I was like. man I would love to I got this money I'm. trying to blow basically and I was like. I would really like to uh I would really. like to like figure out a situation like. to invest in you like in your career. dude cuz I think you're going to be like. you could do something you just need. some money he's like for what you know. but uh so anyways we're like trying to.

talk about it we're like how would it. work and he's like well let me send you. some songs I'm like working on and I. have the email exchange still and uh he. sends me like three. songs and I I listen to him and I got. this like cocky 21 year old I'm not. being cocky but you know you just think. you know everything and I'm like oh well. you know I don't know I sent him back. some notes I was like I like this one. but maybe we could do this and uh we. could do this. I'm financing it bro he does whatever I. want him to do dude uh anyway so he sent.

me the three. songs long story short nothing ever. happens of it because it's impossible to. just give someone money and like what am. I gon to get like what if I got like 10%. of his career earnings I wouldn't be. here I know that but uh anyway so. basically fell through the cracks and I. was telling that story to somebody like. uh a couple years later I was like I'm. going to go back and find those emails. bro I went back and by the way my notes. were like this song Maybe not it this. song is pretty good but maybe you could. use a d blah blah like an idiot don't. know anything about music never played. an instrument sang in my life and then.

uh he probably thought I was an [ __ ]. he didn't say that he probably was like. this guy's a [ __ ] yeah I go back dude. all three records were number on really. it was like when it rains it pours it. was like his first three number ones and. it just sent them to me I was like yeah. [Laughter]. but last night we l the. Leer okay that's all I'm saying bro. everybody's listening to that [ __ ] dude.

so dude you obviously not a good J music. dude I got the older I get the more I. have zero good qualities bro have zero. good. qualities like damn dude can you imagine. though if that would have worked if I. could have figured out that business. deal I was born with a beer in my. head I'm saying bro everybody is. listening to more Wen that's all I'm. telling you bro sheesh that's all I'm.

telling you man uh and I went to Morgan. show too in um in Arlington you went in. Arlington it was like I think it was one. of his first stadium shows if not his. first one and it was it was one of the. best shows I've ever seen in my life so. good not to like gas it up more than we. already have but like the show itself is. like an amazing show I thought it was. over like 25 times he he literally. finished he did like 10 encour it was. went four and a half hours oh it's the. longest show he was still there people. have people went home he was still.

singing yeah dude he was he's sanging. different voices dude by the end he's. just up there like last night we the. leag dog okay that's all I'm saying bro. he just he goes through it all it's a. great show he's they're playing stadiums. now they are in they just went to. Australia last week and the coolest. thing is it's him Hardy Ernest and I. think Parker. mallum so my god dude that's so fun and.

I've been and all right how about this. Mary [ __ ] kill right. normal those four guys is this. gay first of all what we're doing with. the last one I'm gonna do that with. McCollum okay mccollum's out yeah cuz I. just don't I don't know I don't know him. okay. um I would marry I I would marry. Ernest oh yeah because he's blonde I.

feel like he's funny I feel like he he. might be like he' be someone you'd be. happy to be married to when you're old. right right right yeah you'd be able to. laugh and stuff your whole lives. together yeah yeah and then I would. probably. kill oh I would probably I would. probably kill. Morgan because you don't want to [ __ ]. him dude like imagine how many people. have [ __ ] him that's true that's a. good point that's crazy I'm not I'm not. getting in that line yeah that's true. that's true yeah I'll would get with.

Hardy for sure and then also Morgan's uh. music has definitely put me on to Hardy. who's another awesome artist yeah who. I've been like just listening to his. songs more than probably anything else. recently yeah I've been listening to uh. I'll listen to a lot of those guys and. even Florida Georgia Line were in my top. five last year for uh that Spotify. whatever that thing that comes out. wrapped um and then I went saw this. chick Jesse murf have you heard of her.

she's from Huntsville Alabama dude we. were at the show in we were at the. show in Fort Worth or Arlington and so I. went to see Ernest specs he opened up. for Morgan so I went to see the show go. see him before the thing and he's. smoking a joint on his bus he's got all. his people that all smoking joints on. the bus he's like you want to smoke I. was like okay I smoke like took a puff. over their weed or whatever'. and was literally just immediately like. you know that feeling like you're I.

don't know if you've smoked me before. but yeah you get you get that uh like oh. I'm I'm there like I got there pretty. fast and then we were kind of sitting on. the bus we're all kind of looking at. each other I could see in his eyes too. we're like oh wow like we're there and. then we walked off I was like bro I. don't know how I'm going to do this. concert like we got three hours of music. and I'm supposed to be out here talking. to people and I'm kind of like and then. that's what Ernest said that's how I was. feeling after I walked off the bus cuz I. was like I don't know how I'm going to. do this concert and so I get get to our. seats and me and my friend are say the. same thing to each other like dude this.

going to be a long night and we see. Ernest go up on stage in reform like. dude how is he doing that dude I can. barely stand here and listen he's up. there [ __ ]. singing he crushed too yeah dude that's. a different type of cat yeah I would. marry him for sure is a bad day for love. but a good day for flow top yeah that's. all I'm saying bro everybody loves that. music.

dude oh man yeah bro it's look it's an. exciting year knowing that they're going. to be out touring knowing that there's a. possibility to go see them cuz it is fun. I went and saw them at uh in um. Nashville and it was amazing it was. amazing man um who was a tough guest to. have on your show who was there a guest. you're like man this is just it was. hectic kind of or was. tougher we. never I would say almost without.

exception everyone's been pretty awesome. some of them are more business like some. of them are more like a lot of them are. just hangs like usually get there. whether they've seen the show or not you. know will shoot it and they'll either. have already seen it and they kind of. know have a feel for who I am yeah or. they like it they like like they think. it's funny and they think like it was a. good experience and so we'll just end up. hanging out like we shot Michael Irving. during Co and I never met Michael Irving. he didn't know us from Adam but we shot.

the video we all laughed so hard. together we end up just hanging out on a. Friday night watching like shitty. college football like for like an hour. yeah so that's kind of how they most are. some of them are more business like some. people just they're in and out which. those are the ones that are kind. of right you don't get to know the. person as much it's a good video but. like for me I like the actual experience. like getting to meet the people and. hanging out with them so like I prefer. those ones but uh like even Drake We. like he like we guys we finished like. 10:30 at night and he was like what are. you guys doing for dinner and we're in. Toronto it's like a Tuesday night and.

there was nothing open it was only. McDonald's we were actually planning on. going like have a celebration at. McDonald's he's like oh no it's all I'll. open a restaurant for you guys or like. whatever I'll keep I'll like I'll keep a. restaurant open for you guys he like. call some restaurant we show up it's. already closed and they're just. like wow like Drake Shack it says Drake. Shack when you get there on the sign. yeah he was a man and uh what about. Stephen A Smith what was that like he. was hilarious he was he was kind of in. and out but he was he was doing like a. press tour he went on every show oh he.

did he went on like every show that's. ever happened he was on like doing like. local newspapers he was like promoting. his book he was on like the women's. shows daytime talk he was like in a. sitcom series he was he did my show part. of my take so he was running through the. gauntlet but he enjoyed it he people. just like doing stuff that's not the. everyday cookie cutter I think oh for. sure I think it's one thing that's. interesting even to about like New Media. and stuff is the shows are different. that's what was so cool about hot ones I. think when it first popped off you know.

um is that it was just a different way. of having an interview it was something. interesting he's so good interviewing. too seith Sean Evans yeah he's so. intervie he's a master he is like very. much like a Sensei you know have you met. him yeah I feel like he might be the. best in like just in terms of just. interviewing somebody and getting and. researching delivering his research and. turning it into. it's not just about like I know this. extra stuff about you it's like he takes. what he's learned informs the audience.

of like what some background stuff you. didn't know and then weaves it into an. interesting question that the guest. enjoys answering because that's what. makes a good show is like people like to. be on his show I think oh you've done. his show yeah people like to do his show. because it's like he gives them. interesting things for them to talk. about and think about yeah it was cool. it was it was like oh this is fun I'm. enjoying kind of thinking about my own. life here yeah I think he's the best who. is some um what are some upcoming guests. because I know you guys do it by kind of. Seasons here so what are some upcoming.

like would you get Biden or Trump on you. think I would I think they would be. hilarious and equally equally the. funniest episodes of all time yeah and I. would do it if Biden would do it and. Trump would do it and run them like what. back toback weeks so no one's like you. know you live or what you whatever. taking a political side on I don't want. it to be political at all and that's the. problem though is like I know so many. people people Dave has said this Dave. porno who I work for at. barol um I think other people have said.

it like I know it happened to Elon Musk. it's happened to Joe Rogan it's happened. to the the dude from NE booy Steve will. do it like you just watch people kind of. get involved with something that could. even be construed as political and then. all of a sudden dude you get you got. canceled like not cancel in terms of. like the fake cancel but you got like. newspaper articles being written about. how you're a terrible guy they're. digging up dirt from your past or. talking to every person who doesn't like. you ever like they're it just it's.

happened to all those guys like do you. really is it really worth it for that. funny moment to like have your whole. life dug up right and especially even it. seemed like if you go after conser if. you have conservative people on then. it's definitely more likely to happen. probably yeah for sure you know for sure. which is crazy but yeah that just kind. of is what it is would you do it if you. want that smoke I mean I've thought. about I mean I've gotten all like we. were thinking about trying to have. Tucker Carlson on you know and so I. think like I don't know a lot about him.

you know but so I'd maybe like to get to. know more about him as a person you know. so I'll say this my. uh my grandma she watched Fox News every. night like religiously and what happened. to her she passed away she passed away. she got di she got diagnosed with. Alzheimer and um when she got diagnosed. with Alzheimer's Tucker was doing a lot. of stuff with barel at the time time. with Dave Dave was going on his show a. lot and so I knew people at barcel knew. him I never met him I still have never. met him but I said I would really like.

to do something nice for my grandma. right now so I asked our booking people. do you think there's any way Tucker. Carlson could like I know it's a crazy. ask he's probably busy and whatever but. like worth asking would he like make a. video for my grandma oh and he made this. video and sent to me it was like a. two-minute video just being so nice she. didn't remember at all I don't think she. even knew he was. but like just the fact he did it it's. like you know they're people too you. know it's like I know people hate him or. whatever but oh last night you let the.

lier. talk that was your grandmother sorry she. told me to tell you. that. no but um yeah anyways just just like uh. for people who hate Tucker I don't know. him but don't watch a show um and I've. seen it and I I don't watch it on. purpose okay but um it you know nice guy.

or he did something nice at one point he. at one point did something really nice. for me and my family yeah I mean I just. yeah I think sometimes I just think like. I don't know enough about politics to. get if where if I'd want to get that. deep someone who's that on one side of. it you know but well that's what I do. that's what happened to Dave he. interviewed Trump and then they started. coming after the sex tapes came out. that's when you saw all the sex tapes. that's when the New York Times writes. the article that's when Business Insider. writes the article that's whenever he. starts like and it hurts his business.

and like you can say like Dave I really. don't think he cares about people's. opinions yeah I don't think he cares but. it hurts the business it's not good it. hurts your. relationships you know his he has got a. girlfriend and he's got all this crazy. stuff coming out yeah so just maybe not. worth it but to answer your question I. think it'd be. hilarious yeah it' be interesting man. yeah I think it would just be. interesting to get to know what who that. person is is you know the kind of the. good thing is I don't know that much. about politics I have some of my own. thoughts and feelings but I don't get.

into like a lot of. uh listening to a lot of the like the. the points of it and you know right I. just have my own thoughts and feelings. about what I think about you know I. guess living and being in a country and. being human in the world Ry what are. some different Morgan Wallen songs pull. up the top 10 right now pull up the top. country 50 right now to pull up the top. 50 I mean the you can do country but. like he's all the whole everything 50.

really so when I was doing so I had. Morgan on my Show streaming yeah when I. had Morgan on my show they sent me like. a like a press release which I didn't. use because my questions don't like go. off that but I uh like read it over his. last album was the number one most. longest is the longest that a number one. of any album ever or something similar. to that number two was Adele and number. three was Bruce Springstein and Morgan W. was longer than.

them yeah he's El I mean he's the Elvis. Presley right. now I mean I'm excited to hear Luke's. new album too yeah because he is he is I. think that's I think if if wallin's one. a I think he's one B oh bayy Zimmerman's. going to be on that tour with him as. well oh there you go right there last. night thinking about me thought you. should. know.

um yeah I wonder who else would be a. unique guest for you to have. on maybe that guy that killed those PE. like a murderer or somebody yeah you. think you could get a murderer. Le uh maybe BTK one of those guys or. something I would take jamus Winston. would be my number one I actually want. Beetlejuice the most dude how great is. Beetlejuice he would be my number one. and I've been trying to get him what. happened well he apparently he like. lives in Georgia he just is in Georg.

like if you go down there you can see. him like he's in a town he like goes to. the store people know where he's at but. [ __ ] yeah I'll beat the [ __ ] out of him. yeah dude they would ask about anything. you like hey your grandfather's dying. like I [ __ ] him. [Applause]. up don't give a damn dude they like hey. what do you think about Mike Tyson [ __ ]. Mike Tyson I'll [ __ ] him up I'll [ __ ]. him up right now you don't give a [ __ ]. dude they're like Beetlejuice you we.

heard that Beetlejuice was talking [ __ ]. he like I'll [ __ ] be juice I'll [ __ ]. that guy up I'll [ __ ] him up [ __ ]. [Laughter]. him he's my number one by far get us. some Beetlejuice clips get on get on get. on YouTube right there oh dud this gonna. be this GNA be a a rabbit hole for. us and jamus jamus Winston's number one. NFL player what happened let's talk. about what happened with jamus Winston. while Raley mes looking this up what. happened to jamus Winston last year in.

the NFL he didn't play there must be. some bigger reason and this isn't talked. about why he didn't play over Andy do. why he played two weeks and then didn't. I mean they never put him back in what. do you think something must have. occurred because there's there's no Andy. Dalton is mid right yes he's ask any. Cincinnati fan he was there for 9 years. it was mid the whole way right how do. you get a there's no way you don't try.

jamus Winston at some point but I mean. do you feel like I mean just in there do. you feel like they had seen jamus and. they're like this is we kind of know. we're g to get but how I mean I think a. lot of saints fans are like over the top. about jamus oh I think tons of Saint. fans were like why would you not put. take at least a he's at least going to. be higher or low it's like Le it'll be. exciting right right it was the most. boring mundane safe bet season ever. something else must have happened there.

was no reason at some point I don't know. it could be like a contract thing it. could have been like he's going to be up. for a renewal maybe they wanted to keep. him I don't know maybe they talk to him. maybe he's like look I'm out of here. after this year you're you guys are. moving on let's just keep me I don't who. I don't knowbe he's like I don't want to. play could have been it don't play me. right I don't want to do it yeah no you. should know qu I don't want to play.

sorry you should know dude being backup. quarterback best job in the world oh so. good man pick up a few Mill just sit. there everyone loves you people love. shoulders hurt a little bit probably. from what shoulder pads on the sideline. Oh I thought you meant from keeping your. hopes from holding your hopes up hopes I. think you just get rid of those things. just get that cash sit there never get. hurt don't take any hits don't have to. really practice that hard. yeah what do we got Beetle Juice right.

here oh this Beetlejuice the movie. Riley maybe yeah maybe Beetle juu Howard. Stern maybe would be a good. uh but how do you not know what we're. looking for right. here D R say he could do 150 push-ups. right now well I'm I'm I'm not he's. never master but he's never ejaculated. in his life yeah probably could do more. than that then huh do. 2,000 Riley Ma what do we got going on.

what's in the news over there. Riley put these on we. get San Francisco reparations $5 million. uh what is this article go down to the. document Riley let's zoom in a. little payments of five million to every. eligible black adult the elimination of. personal debt and tax burdens guaranteed. annual incomes of at least 97,000 for. 250 years and homes in San Francisco for. just a dollar a family these are some of.

the recommendations made by a city. appointed reparations. committee tasked with a thorny question. what would it take to atone for. centuries of us slavery dude I would. then I would do I'd do blackface and a. heartbeat and move to San. Francisco wait so is this a this is. someone that said uh this is someone who. said what would it take to basically. make up for slavery this is something. say we should do this they want to do. this in San Francisco they want to give. $5 million to every they weren't even. any slaves in San.

Francisco point they don't even do. [Music]. it dude that's a [ __ ] great San. Francisco literally means no. slaves yeah it means without Francisco. dude that's they're acting up wow that's. true man I think it's a good idea yeah I. see where they're coming from oh yeah I. get the understanding but it's like yeah. I think dude you're going to have a lot. of people dying their skin and moving. over there.

okay bro I would definitely dog you. gonna have I'm putting tannins in I'm. doing everything. bro I'm taking collagen blockers. whatever I got to do bro I'm drinking. ink I'm [ __ ] getting in dog yeah dude. I would do. slavery I would be a slave dude for a. year or something oh bro sign me up dog. I would [ __ ] yeah I'd move to Florida. and work for somebody dude yeah I would. do some time bro to get in they say was.

the. $97,000 $5 million how many dollars is. it dude forever for 250 years I'm not. even going to be alive bro it sounds. like Beetlejuice answer the question $3. million. 97,000 $1 per family every gets it for. two you get it for 250. years damn bro it's GNA be interesting. do you think though that after the 250. years families would be like okay. they're just going to how easily after. that are they just going to be like all. right cool we're cool with not getting.

that money no people would want to. continue to get that money I think they. would do it and then be like I don't. know you know that we could probably I. don't know if it I'm over it yet right. hey we need another 10 years yeah let me. let me really digest what's been. happening in 250 years dude there's not. gonna be a. planet see maybe they know that and now. they're trying to that's probably what's. happening dude $997,000 250 years from. now is going to be like a.

Coke what if you got to keep it but it. was like the lottery and you didn't get. it until you serve your 250. oh yeah yeah you just it keeps building. up in an account somewhere I don't know. if this I mean look I don't. know I don't. know but yeah I think you can't how are. you how do you know. if somebody was part of slavery or not. or if their family. was they in San.

Francisco yeah they. weren't that's. true yeah that's true yeah I think you. gotta yeah you got to come east a little. bit maybe at least two. s what I respect ultimate respect what. else we got Riley in the. news Tarpon Springs man this is around. by you isn't it probably. arrested for placing camera inside men's. restroom at we spy coffee and more what. they we spy coffee and more yeah and.

Tarpon Springs arrested Tarpon Springs. arrested 31-year-old. spy listen to his name spy Ryden so he's. [ __ ] dude what do they want him to do. his name is spy riding at the Spy Store. what exactly do you think this guy's. gonna. do yeah dude it's a spy. store we spy coffee what do they do at. the place Riley come on get us into the. into the stuff uh placed his phone in. the bathroom under the sink to record.

man he found attractive oh he was gaying. the defendant advis imagine you walk. into the bathroom and then heut this. dude walks in he's like sorry sorry. picks up his phone he's like no dude you. ain't cutting it not to me yeah yeah. dude I ain't filming this beat dude. right here he watch your hands walk and. he puts it back and walks out behind. you uh what else we got this doesn't do. it for me Ry wait can we do one thing R. can you just type in we spy coffee and. more let's just get a look at the place. yeah that's a good. call and I just want yeah we'll just see.

what the more is maybe yeah what is it. Go click on the business over there on. the right. Riley Florida Sponge coffee we SP coffee. more employee arrested over. spying hey. look okay you can't get upset if you go. to a place called we spy coffee and more. and somebody spies on you in that [ __ ]. that was a setup they got his ass that's. a frame job dude hey.

thought dude they got a gobbler over. there thought you should know I thought. you should know. dude all right let's get it what else we. got Riley what you got what's going on. with you Riley we haven't checked in. with you in a while Riley Ma if you guys. have ever met each other this is my. first time meeting him so the first. thing that we said to each other was. um hey and then and he said while you. were gone he said that he took a lot of. pre-workout so he's on pre-work right.

pre-workout right now and he could. probably push out 150 I said there's no. way that's true but I didn't know thing. about not ejaculating ever which I don't. believe um and I'm not saying he's a. liar but I just don't believe it sounds. like you're saying that he's a liar dude. one time I was in one of the things we. did early in my career I was had so many. ideas yeah what what like what happened. one of my uh interns at the time he was. intern at barol wasn't necessarily mine. but he was a young fellow at. barol we uh we saw how long he could go.

without coming MH so basically the rules. were no sex no. masturbation no no doing anything that. mentally would excite you to that point. you basically just have to live your. life as a Earnest and faithful man and. we see how long you go before you just. come and he went 21 days wow in his. sleep so your body comes all the time. is that true Riley yeah Riley give us an. update you and I haven't checked in in a. while either Riley give us an update and. I hate to just get right into your.

sexual nature but when the last we. checked you never ejaculated is that. honestly what what you're saying uh that. is true and where are you at now with it. still haven't but Riley and if Theo is. not gonna do it I definitely don't want. to do it because we just met I'm not. come making I'm not coming him or. whatever insane and I'm I'm not trying. to come him either okay I don't want to. come him either but do you have you ever. woke up like you woke up and then you. had done it in your dreams or something. like that uh no no not that I could.

think of what do you mean that you could. think of do have you ever woken up and. it seemed like somebody. had you know shot a scene of. Ghostbusters in your. pants uh no not really see that's and I. find it tough sometimes to believe him. but that's what you did out the at the. hunting trip wake up look down. aam man thought you used said. no oh damn somebody shot a.

gobler gobblers in here dude we got to. get a uh we got to get like a a turkey. sound and just drop it in every like. throughout the episode. okay there's a dead moments where. there's no sound Riley what's the most. so how's the date and life been for you. what's been going on buddy uh I've been. getting out there more and more but uh. still still single and he's not going to. burst or nothing until he's uh wedded in.

wedlock is part of his um religious. affiliation is that right bud that's. correct man so do you like I mean do you. that's a and that's part of like if. you're doing Christianity a probably. Muslim like main the main religions I. feel like that's part of it so do you. feel like you does it make you nervous. Riley to be like to just think about. just that you might do it and get. married and then get nervous that like. it will go just not go how you want it. to or like how do you want it how do you.

want it to go the first time yeah I. mean I feel like it's going to you know. you know I'm going to be nervous and you. know nothing's gonna yeah and what sorry. one I mean it might not be as you know. what I hope but you know we'll see it it. may how much do you think is in there in. him it's a long time how old are you 2. for yeah that's how long how much do you. think is in there can you feel it oh at. least one of those like medium ice cream. cup things uh no I don't feel.

it okay never mind I'm not going to say. we don't know each other well but you. can ask he's very open about it and. we've discussed it over the years is. that he's waiting for God do you ever. just pray that God touches you in your. sleep or anything like that I. don't do you feel like you do you feel. like you are carrying the extra like do. you feel like your body has stopped your. body is like tuned into to what you're. doing and it's like all right let's just. shut down the production of this stuff.

for now until we got a wife or you feel. like it's still making it and if so. where do you think your body's holding. it like if you ran out of room and your. testicles or wherever it is where do you. think your your reservoirs. are um no I just you know I just don't. think about it I don't really have any. urges it never came across in my mind. but in your mind what are you talking. about like surely you think about women. and stuff yeah oh yeah all the time okay.

so but then how do you prevent it from. getting to that sexual space where. you're thinking about pleasuring. yourself or rubbing your body on the. carpet until you. ejaculate uh it it's just never gets to. that point do you think it's cuz like. you have good self-control or do you. think that you were just blessed with. like a unper verted disposition so. you're. just you just got kind of lucked out. basically yeah I think it's a mixture of. both that's the part I have trouble. believing sometimes and I don't mean I'm.

not calling you out about it but H do. you feel like dormant do you feel like. your wayer is. dormant yeah pretty much damn that's. [ __ ]. crazy I mean but how are you gonna get M. I mean how are you GNA take that into a. married. marriage uh I I don't know it'll. probably just you know happen when it. happens do you worry that when it does. happen it'll be too much like you just. held so much of it over the years that.

it will just be when it does come out it. would be so much yeah like you're going. to have to call the manager or. whatever oh probably but I mean that. might be a good thing gez dude how many. so how many kids do you think you're. carrying in your body right now oh geez. maybe. six I. [ __ ] damn dog you're like a dang seman. mule well that's crazy bud what else so. have any interesting dates recently.

Riley uh kind of I I have a friend. that's been uh getting me out there more. um meeting other girls at you know. random places and if you had to describe. these girls like what type of women like. what ethnicity or something give me one. word to describe them uh mostly white uh. very cute blonde brunette doesn't matter. um yeah. okay do you worry about meeting someone. and like you meet the woman that you. really like kind of woman of your dreams.

and then you think it's the one but then. at kind of the last minute she pulls out. like hey I want to see if I want to see. if this this volcano goes off you know I. just want to see test it for if it works. because maybe she doesn't want to give. me you know go into lifelong commitment. just to make sure that the yeah say you. meet some bra and she wants to come you. up a little before you go guys get. hitched what what do you do what will. you say man I would I would probably uh. can you do that or you.

can't I don't know I never really. thought about that well what do you mean. it's like do what are your rules like. can you do it or. not you know like that's what I'm saying. buddy I just you know you know what I'm. asking him yeah I think the rule. probably is just no can't do it. damn man. well it's amazing I can't I don't know. anything that hasn't ejaculated in 24.

years except for. him well he. has he has never he has you think he's. lying yeah well he it'd be harder to say. that if he was in this room but since. he's in the Next Room I can tell you. he's lying that's true I don't want to. say it to his face but he's lying and. and Riley I don't mean that like that. You' done it to yourself or anything. like that but I do think it is science. yeah that your body will do it and. that's what that was our experience uh. our experiment at BARC was will his name. is Robbie we said when will Robbie's.

Body do it itself yeah when will it. release itself if Robbie's not gonna do. it when will it release itself 21 days. oh wow so I think it's around that I. think I think you can carry carry it for. about a month before it does it in your. sleep yeah that's thought Kevin Gates. says he does it all the time in sleep. really cuz he's he's a seen render oh. yeah he Zed out his EDG in or whatever. yeah so he said all the time he's just. waking up just sticky sticky. pants a lot of guys are doing that uh.

defic defus edging or whatever you don't. poop poop yeah yeah and you just try to. go as long as you can or whatever you. know that's how Elvis Presley died he. was he retained so much uh deficate in. his body did you hear the thing about. the Plastics in our waters are making. our taint smaller dude I was thinking. about that the other they was like do. you think. that because the area between our butts. and our balls are getting smaller and.

smaller cuz I guess cuz there's plastic. in our. water of all even hearing yourself say. that sounds really crazy but I was just. thinking dude what if we could figure. out a way to what if we could figure out. a way to reverse it and and expand the. taint and get up here yeah I love that. bro you can tell how someone's health by. how tall their balls. were dude I thought about getting my. balls completely taken off right yeah so.

it's just all ween or no balls imagine. that. dude I bet chicks would dig that if. you're like hey it's all dick no nuts. honey can you imagine looking at that. yeah but still I think it seem was so. much more aerodynamic you know it would. look so good oh it'd be like a [ __ ]. it'd be like a like a Lamborghini down. there you know but sometimes I feel like. it's like a nice like little bed kind of.

like kind of like a hammock almost for. resting yeah it would just have no no. friends no one to hang out with and your. penis would end up not to be gross end. getting in touching your but oh that's a. good point now you're talking. yeah that's true you'd have a lot more. propensity to maybe do self gaying dude. you get out the sauna you got your blood. flowing all of a sudden even know what's. happening dude some guy's in class he's. just shoving his wiener into his butt. for no reason just because he's.

bored yeah hey Randy what are you doing. back there like a my. bad killing. time they thought you a. no what else we got Riley any more news. or. what uh we've. got what about oh let's I want to get. Glenny balls to come on here sometime. yeah you know yes and you said he's a. very interesting man he's an Italian man. yeah he is actually and he has a new he. has an only stand show right it's a and.

it is more about talking with only fans. women yeah do you think he is going to. end up in some type of um pornography or. do you think it gets to that sort of a. slope or that is best case scenario is. that he ends up porning doing porn I. just I. mean I just don't know what he wants out. of it well sex probably I'm sure he's. meeting a lot of women they all want to. bang him and he says no oh he's saying.

no he won't do it because it probably is. a conflict of work I guess it's a. business thing right you got to stay. professional it makes sense but now. because he says no all the. girls they have it's like a challenge. it's like who can be the only fans model. to take down Glenny balls it's like an. award it's like a gobbler. yeah dude he's a horny guy is he yeah I.

love him god dude okay this is a weird. thought yeah do you feel like horny guys. are more fun to be around even though. you're not trying to [ __ ] them that's a. good question dude sometimes I feel like. being around hor guys is. fun just like this guy's amped up right. now dude this guy [ __ ] fired up dude. like I'm bored but this guy is he's got. natural energy he's like yeah I don't. know yeah this guy's spruced up well I'm. not saying that's how I feel I'm just. saying.

you look what do you say to people who. say what do you say people say it's fun. to be around horny. guys I don't know I don't think I will. say this once guys get married they. become there's less kind of like there. that energy is you know they're more. excited I think about getting out and. getting drunk and stuff but they don't. that same like they can't do sex anymore. it's like a Vitality like people have. that Natural Energy it's kind of like. yeah oh it's definitely fun a lot of.

times though it's like like my buddy and. I used to go eat sometimes and if there. weren't any cute girls at the restaurant. he'd be like let's leave and go to. another. restaurant sometimes it's a little too. much you know yeah and then also you get. like kind of how Michael wadell has that. like switch where he just we want we had. a fun time turkey hun both days but the. second day after we've been out there. four hours we're like all right let's go. home and eat and he said all right I'm. going to stay here and kill a turkey you. guys hey I'm going kill a turkey. sometimes you get that with guys too. like okay but like I was serious about.

this the whole time it might be fun for. you watching me get horned up but I'm. serious yeah it's like almost like like. Antonio crom Marty with having kids you. know when other people are like hey man. good game today we're gonna fly back on. the team jet and he's like I'm gonna. stay in town and have a. kid um what else is going on Caleb I. don't know when we'll see each other. again dude we've seen each other enough. dud yeah you're right man yeah yeah. you're right about that dude no you're. coming to Florida oh yeah that's true. that's right I'll see that on there like.

two weeks two weeks what did you think. about Florida I kind of want to I'm. starting to think about a recruiting. strategy to get you out of Nashville. down to Florida just because I like to. make people do things that I do in life. like whether it's I was recruiting. people to Nashville I had my lease was. about to be up in a month I was trying. to get people to move. [Laughter]. here people get in town like where are. you like I move. yeah um oh I really liked it man we were. down near like Jupiter Boon Beach kind. of you know it's uh oh it's nice you go.

outside there's just there's a breeze. there the beach is right there you go. out and you feel the Lord just licking. at you and I don't think that happens. you know uh Nashville is nice it just. but it doesn't have that beach it. doesn't have that it doesn't have that. energy in the air where it just feels. like everybody's there for a good time. that's one thing that happens in uh. that's more at the beach and it feels a.

little bit healthier probably down there. I think it's a lot healthier yeah I mean. PE a lot of stuff here is like you know. people are drinking it's a big drinking. culture golf um so I to give a lot of. those things there was a moment in my. recruiting I was still early I hadn't. thought about my strategy but I was. trying to tell you that people in. Nashville are drinking too much and you. need to move to Florida. and I ran the math in my head I was like. well that might not be my best.

pitch yeah dude people are. most Florida's like everyone's [ __ ]. hammered it's got they got sunt what'. you say your response was like uh yeah. at least these guys gonna get cancer and. die at least these guys are not going to. live for I don't remember what you said. yeah there's less cancer in. Nashville um yeah I don't know what but. it's definitely very peaceful it's nice. what else I'm trying to think of being. so General about it oh it's I can't wait.

to go back at least and have another. experience of just a relaxing. experience you know another I I would I. think I'm going go for a few days. before the. uh that UFC in Miami this is what this. is my best pitch so far that I thought. of that makes sense in Nashville because. I lived here for six months so I know. what it's like when you get to that. point in the day maybe it's the. afternoon you kind of already did your. work or maybe you got some more to do. but you're kind of tired you need to. take a break okay what are you doing at.

3 o'clock in the afternoon in Nashville. what are you gonna do you want to take a. break what are you. doing I don't know maybe go for a like. go out. to the um Lake over there and go run or. something not you're not doing that dude. you're not you're not doing that dude. you asked me today you're like hey you. want to go on a run and then before the. podcast I was like sure and then you're. like yeah I don't really want to do that. so let's just [ __ ] not do.

that I didn't want to do it either to be. honest with you I was like I guess that. sounds. fun you're like no don't yeah that fell. apart fast boy that [ __ ] fell apart fast. dude bro what do you think about this do. you think a lot of gay men go in the. military just to meet other men and just. pretend they want to fight dude my. massage therapist in Florida had just. met her she works with all my friends. who were like were like athletes and the. like need massage therapist and I just.

started going just because I'm kind of. bored yeah and she was in the military. and then her job next job out was fake. prostitute uh-uh so she she just. was I don't know how far do you think. you have to go with a guy if you're fake. prostituting before you catch up like. before you throw up the. badge and do you think they believe you. if you're butt naked in there do you. think and they don't have the badge to. show you think they even believe. you yeah what if you forget your badge.

at home that day like [ __ ] you're just. [ __ ] some dude you're like ah I'm. you're under. arrest well dude we were fake. prostitutes out of the turkey on that's. exactly what we were dude there. literally turkey hunt is literally like. being like a strip club or something. like that and then the girl comes up to. you and she's like hey you want to get. this Pride private room you're like I. don't know how much is going to cost. like uh oh it's cheap they talk you down. you're like I don't really want to do it. honestly like I'm not trying to do that.

it's not why I'm here and they talk you. into it you get in there and they blow. your brains. out yeah the second you walk in. dude yeah the second you walk in there's. like seven other dudes standing there. with erections and then they blow your. [ __ ] brains. out oh. God thought you should know it's just. everybody fuing starts singing thought. you should know and then they blow your.

brains out that's exactly what turkey H. is dude you hide behind like some Ferns. and [ __ ] right it's like behind seven. ferns without Zach galanakis right so. you hide behind a bunch of ferns you. make a bunch of sounds like hey don't. you want some of this. Cooter hey don't you want some cooter. buddy hey. you just make sound you like make sounds. of like tits just beating against each. other. just random tit sounds then when.

somebody finally comes around the bush. to see them a bunch of dudes stand up. and be like thought you should know and. they [ __ ] just blow your [ __ ]. brains. out but it was fun. man it was fun I think we probably. covered a lot huh I don't know. I know Riley anything else you need to. talk about what's on your. mind. um d r I'm sorry about what we said.

earlier I'm feeling bad about it I'm not. someone needs to figure out we've long. wondered how much what is the reality of. it and people say it a lot is Riley. really how real could this be that this. man refuses to ejaculate in a very. ejaculatory. world yeah no it's it's 100% real do you. feel like your joints work better and. stuff like that like. uh I feel I just wonder where is it. going cuz it's going somewhere cuz like. you're a human body it's all backing up. in you like your whole body is full of.

SE how how how much food can you eat. before you're. full h a a lot D but do you fall and. like cut your leg and it feels so good. like what's coming out of you that's. what I wonder when you bleed like is it. white uh no it's red damn sheesh I feel. like he's not giving us much information. do you I mean it's a sensitive thing to. talk about I understand why he would not. want to give us information particularly. me since I don't know him but it is. interesting because it sounds like it's.

he's. lying yeah and I'm sorry Riley am I. making you uncomfortable no no not at. all. okay would you tell Caleb the truth yeah. yeah that that was 100% the truth will. you tell me the truth when after Theo. leaves I will okay will it be the same. truth you've already told him yep. [Music]. you should. know uh I don't know what else we have. Caleb dude know what's crazy is like I. don't know how long we've been going if.

you started Morgan Wall's album before. we started and you listened to our whole. podcast it would still be going that's. true that's how long [ __ ] is five hours. long and you'd still be listening to. number ones that's the crazy part we're. like Morgan Wallen stands are we stands. for Morgan Wallen I love him yeah I love. his music he's a he's I've met him. enough times to think he's a cool good. guy he's really funny I don't know if. people get to see that side of him very.

much and [ __ ] bangers dude he just you. know what I've been seeing a lot. recently is like his clips of his like. earlier life are starting to circulate. oh really when he he kind of looked like. Keith Urban a little bit you seen that. um he had a different type of. haircut um yeah yeah there's a v there's. videos of him I know when he was like uh. auditioning and stuff for different. shows where I wonder how he feels about. that now because look I mean at the time. he was probably really excited to be on. the voice it's like a big opportunity. now I wonder if he would looks back at.

it like I shouldn't have done that or if. he thinks it like helped them yeah. that's a good question I think one thing. we don't realize is all little things. have a play in where we are whether we. want to admit it or not because they. they affect how you also then want to do. things right it may have said him you. know I don't want to you know I don't I. want to do my own thing more I don't you. know I like some of this but I don't. like a lot of it if I would have never. done that experiment on Robbie Fox with. the coming I would I would not think. he's lying right but since I did that.

experiment in my life I know for a fact. that he's coming at. nighttime or even worse or more more. larish during the. day right now I don't even know what. he's doing right now I know dude well. he's all Riley's kind of a smaller and. stature guy how tall are you Riley I am. 5'4. and so how much see I mean he's like has. [Laughter]. Fuller you yeah you got a lot in you man.

oh God it'd be beautiful I. just I think you men a lot of older gay. men would pay to watch him come the. first time as sad as that is it's kind. of like Glenny balls now with so many. girls like since he's not and he's out. and he's you know I don't want to spill. his information but he's he's Act active. in the community but not with these. these type this group of women right. these only fans women to my knowledge. you could be lying as well about that.

but that's what he's saying yeah so it's. like a it's like a pride thing for these. girls I think like they're gonna the top. they're going to see who can do it to. Glenny balls I think the same could. probably be said about a lot of your. listeners male listeners with him yeah. or female I mean I don't think it's but. I think there's a lot of men out there. that even straight men that would. probably pay to watch him do it the. first time I would pay I would pay I. would pay to know how much it was just. to know someone just give me send text. me the number of inches it felt up in.

like a water bottle do you feel like you. know you pee sometimes in the car and. then you you're like I'm going to pee in. this water bottle and then it you fill. it all the way top like I got I got to. cut the stream off or else I'm it's. going to come out the top yeah like I. wonder if it would be the same. thing he just got to Kink the hose and. get another water bottle almost like. when they're taking blood they have to. do that thing and then grab the next one. yeah damn how much you think you got in. you. Riley H probably a lot damn gross dude. that's gay dog that's gay now we could.

do this we could have a thing even for. charity where we get people to bit like. guess a. number like how much little hecked. ounces or heck you know little Min you. know Kil ounces or whatever it is and. whoever gets the closest but you can't. do it for your own uh religious purposes. you can't that's why you're not. masturbating is that right Riley correct. okay this is a this is a question as old. as time itself sorry about this man yeah. we're probably yeah this is insane. question is Old As Time itself it's the.

question usually is would you kill one. person to save a million people you have. to murder one person but you know that. it saves a million people you'll never. see but if you don't murder that person. that's in the room with you those a. million people although you might not. see them they're going to pass away. would you fill up a water bottle to save. those million. people I would probably not you would.

let them. die I mean I don't want to I don't want. to kill a man it would be a million of. them and children and. women well that's not my problem I'm not. killing them that's a good point dude. yeah he's just not masturbating that's. his rules my bad damn he stands by his. rules my bad that's good uh Caleb. Presley what else we got man dude I. don't know I do have to peel a bit how. long have we been going we going for how. long like probably an hour and 45. minutes. proba yeah a little yeah pretty much.

okay I think we can probably finish it. up here I don't know if there's anything. else we need to talk about I'm trying to. think too if there's anything that we. did that we could talk uh would you ever. have like Will Smith on your show you. think Will. Smith you think I should I don't know I. I I think about it kind of like there's. some guys who not that don't like Will. Smith but but like would it fit it's not. going to be a good episode right right. right you can't really go for like it.

doesn't really fit in like what is like. publicity you got to have real you got. to have people who are have real. reactions and have like are real some. people just been famous for way too long. and they and they're too good they're. too Media train I don't know if I would. have the rock. on yeah it's too media trained huh it's. too media trained it's like what are you. going to get out of the rock. yeah i' would have you on again would. you ever come on again again yeah I. think I would like to go on again you. know I was supposed to come and help. Rose Morgan when he came on your episode. yeah I know damn that would have been.

good he doesn't even know that I know he. doesn't let's don't tell him yeah he. won't find out um dude honestly we I. just have to PE so bad that I don't. think I can think of anything else. that's fine I'm like feeling like I I. can feel how he feels yeah all the. time um you want to get something to eat. what time is it I don't know 4:30 let's. go get something to eat all right should. we do like a last thing or like a send. off or like a apology to.

Riley yeah I think maybe we can just say. Riley we appreciate and respect whatever. Journey that you're. on. and are you g to be okay no matter. what yeah I think. so okay and are you okay if other people. are sexually active do you have judgment. against those people uh no no they just. they can live their lives as they please. Amen brother I mean it's crazy to be out. there and be like and be doing it you.

know I'm some of I'm very envious Riley. do you think I mean obviously Theo you. know some people think there's people. out there that think that's fun to hang. around horny. guys do you think. that uh. yeah yeah do you find it more exciting. to be around horny guys would you rather. hang out with a horny guy or a guy who's. kind of maybe just thinking about. something. else probably a horny guy. yeah why it's more.

fun yeah. why I just feel like they're they would. be more fun than just a guy that's well. like me no no Riley that me that's. that's not yeah buddy you're doing good. man that's a myth also I think that I'm. gonna choose to believe what you're. saying not that it probably means. anything to you no I appre I think. that I personally feel like we've put.

you kind of through the litness test of. every question you could think of and. all of your answers they all your. answers hold up kind of like if you yeah. none of none of your answers contradict. one another which I think is a good good. sign yeah no I I appreciate it Caleb for. sure yeah and I I think in the gay. community it's called a Snick uh. cinnamon cookie or something if. somebody's never. ejaculated do you fear that you could be. involved in the gay community Riley.

definitely not okay and not fear but is. it you know have you thought are you. scared for your. life yeah no you telling the truth I. mean yeah I I do want to look it up. though yeah we'll investigate it man but. look in the meantime uh love you guys. Caleb Presley thank you this is probably. the last time you'll ever be in. Nashville unless we come back to fight. those busing with the boys dudes right. listen that's you dude that's your.

journey what those are my friends are. they what what I love those guys you. told me they had beef huh you told me. they had beef y'all got beef man yeah. you're right no I would definitely stick. up for I would just be there you know I. would be like the uh the mom at that. Kelsey Super Bowl. oh I would cry and then celebrate but. then who would my tag team partner be. then Riley probably no I need somebody. that's got that gun I need somebody.

that's well. actually. no good. question all right boys and girls let's. give you something to eat huh yep all. right Caleb Presley good to see you man. good to see you brother yeah probably. won't see for I'll see in a couple. [Music]. weeks dude the funniest thing was you're. like like um when we were driving at my. house you're like I was like I live. right here you're like oh man it's a. nice. spot two seconds later so where do you.

live out. here right over there oh oh yeah. nice hey. bro that's what's going on baby that's. where we're at man yeah thanks for. having me dude I think that this uh. [Music]. don't use your name I'm just. saying D that's all I'm saying Michael.

wiell thank you for the hunt uh cayb. Presley thank you for being here today. uh we'll see you guys next time baby. gang now I'm just floating on the breeze. and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be Corner. Stone oh but when I reach that ground. I'll share this piece of my life found I. can feel it in my. bones but it's going to take.