Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #410

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that racing gear for you. today's guest is returning to the show. for a second time. um he is his life has changed a lot. since then. when I met him he was you know living. out of a trunk or something I'm not a. trump I don't know where he was living I. don't know he was alive. but he's probably. who knows he could have been selling. hair. um he's a good man I'll say that and he. hosts one of the most popular and. um and unique shows in the universe.

Sunday conversations and. um and he's part of Barstool Sports and. he is he is one of a kind I'm grateful. to have him back uh now that his life. has just really expanded so much uh he's. my friend and I say that honestly Mr. Caleb Presley. me. I'll sit and tell you my stories.

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um man thanks for coming back do you. know what you this is your second time. coming on yes it is I kind of finagled. myself on the first time but yeah it. seems to be back for real it was awesome. man it was cool yeah I know uh the. producer at the time Nick Davis was like. a huge fan of yours yeah he was like. um. he was like you got this guy you got it. this guy yeah he's my road dog yeah. what's he doing now and he was right. he's doing well he's still producing. um podcasts and doing some of his own. stuff and betting online yeah and.

spending time with his grandmother yeah. well as you sure they're probably. betting together oh yeah I think. actually I did one of the picks he sent. me I did see I think some slots in the. back so. um yeah what's going on man oh dude I'm. your neighbor yeah that's true for a. while you moved out here to Nashville. how's that been for you it's been good. so far I haven't been here that much. uh Falls like the busiest time of year. for me so I'm traveling but uh I've. liked it so far it's a lot of like they. try to I notice if you go downtown you.

see a lot of fat stuffed in the boots. dude I told you that I was like this is. the it's way fatter than I thought I was. gonna be yeah and I mean it's all love. but that's there's a lot of there's a. lot of fats out here oh it there is and. most on the female side and I'm not even. saying not even looking from a sexual. perspective yeah they're just a lot of. girls who are. they're on Broadway oh yeah and they're. fat big baby they're thick now they're. thick yeah they change it man but it. because it is you know they definitely. fat has become more designer yeah I. think the Kardashians did that because.

they had that kind of desert fat that. ass did you see the story that uh Kim. apparently like cut her ass off it's off. now wow and did they do anything with. the meat or whatever I think they had to. if I don't know what they did with it. what would you have done with it oh I'm. sure she gave it to blacks man if you've. seen like a lot of her history you know. yeah she does a lot of stuff for like. the African-American community and you. think they would reappropriate or just. eat it I don't know dude look I'll tell. you this if I got a half pound of uh. dashian ass in the mail bro yeah.

I might sear it but I might not cook the. whole thing yeah I mean look I'm leaving. the middle rare. and I think I'm eating it alone yeah. yeah. you might have to dude honestly. candlelight dinner and. and you're gonna be hungry afterwards. too for dessert it's gonna be a hard. meal to follow oh that's gonna be a hard. little follow-up yeah I don't know. that's crazy I didn't know that they. were cutting off their butt yeah I think. it's I I mean I don't know if that's. true I saw it online yeah so.

could be true dude it probably Biden's. doing it or whatever. um. yeah man you're here so what has that. been like like were you kind of like. what was kind of the the idea was coming. to Nashville what was like was there. like a big goal behind it or you just. well I was in so I lived in New York for. like five or six years because that's. what really The Barstow headquarters is. oh yeah and I'm still with bar so I. don't some people don't know if I am or. not but I am and um just because my show. is just so I'm not at the headquarters. so they have like a headquarters in the.

in New York City where everyone goes in. every yeah I've been in there and a lot. and actually like a lot of the people. who work for Barcelona not there anymore. but I was always there and I just left. and people were like some people were. like what are you gone yeah people don't. know sometimes but anyway so I moved to. Florida. uh covet in New York City was ass oh. dude they were like they got way too. serious about it well also it's they. didn't drop they they didn't drop the. prices oh damn you know if you feel like. you're being really serious about it be. like you you give relief to some of your.

people yeah you think you discount. people a little bit you know you know it. could have just been my landlord though. right that's true but anyway so I got. out I got out of New York it was just. kind of crazy and I was I was playing. golf a lot at the time I was like and I. dedicated my life to be a professional. golfer I remember that yeah and uh. anyway so I moved to Florida to pursue. that and I was serious about it as. serious as you could possibly be and. what did that entail like would you get. up in the morning and do golf yeah so. this is my whole thing with so during. covet I played golf for the very first.

time okay because my whole life and it's. just kind of like you I've tried to. convince you to come play with me and. this is kind of the same thing you say. to me is like I would tell my friends I. don't want to hold you guys up yeah like. I don't mind coming like I don't have. any of my own clubs you have to buy my. balls tell me the rules I'm gonna stink. and it's gonna just ruin y'all's time. and that's not what I'm trying to do. yeah I don't want to be like looking for. you like waving from far away or if you. guys are having a fun time I don't want. you to. be like oh Caleb's still hitting or. whatever it is yeah but then finally.

during Kobe there's no other options so. then I was like I guess they're like. kill come on what else are we gonna do. and so I played one time and I was. hooked immediately I was like this is. the best sport I've ever played my life. and I grew up playing sports football. basketball whatever yeah I was like this. is my favorite sport I've ever played. and then I was like looking around I was. like looking into it I was like these. guys are professional golfers are not. even that good of athletes uh-uh they. don't seem to be yeah there's a lot of. fats yeah a lot of fats I seen a couple. of them on Broadway oh dude I saw John.

Bailey one night overdose on I don't. even know what it was Gin I think and. get carried out of a ball like get. carried out of a restaurant yeah not. even a bar. what restaurant was it. um it was 12 30 love downtown yeah. now look it's a great establishment it's. the kind of place where you could have. so much fun that you got to have it you. know they got to send an ambulance for.

you because you know your whole vibe is. on fire but yeah they had it had some. dudes carrying them out. and one dude like fire like firemen. carried him you know I keep on waiting. for this to like have like a joke in it. but so far it seems seems pretty. accurate to what happened yeah and I I. just turned it on one of those people. it's just kind of like video on them I. didn't put it up because it felt kind of. embarrassing but yeah and but the crazy. thing was I saw it happen again Where. They Carried John Daly out of a ball out. of a place I mean it probably happens to.

him pretty often yeah I think he's. definitely become kind of like the cat. like he's like the bad you know he's the. bag of clubs dude can you imagine how to. carry him oh I can't even imagine either. catty him out dude so one time. one time I was in uh this is like early. on in my career and I was trying to. figure out what I was doing like you. know I was working at barcel trying to. figure out what kind of content I was. making or like what where was my Lane so. I was just trying a bunch of different. stuff so one time I love John Gruden you.

remember the Coach Johnson yeah uh you. were on an email chain with him weren't. you I was on an email team with him that. I should not have been on it yeah yeah. but anyway so I was like all right this. is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna this is. when he was not coaching he was just. doing his football show all right I was. like I'm gonna do a segment and in. hindsight and saying out loud it sounds. dumb and it was yeah I'm like I'm just. gonna find him I'm finding junker like. just find them and there was no like. there was no like find them and then I'm.

gonna it was like I'm just gonna find. them and uh so anyways I was like doing. all this research talking people who. knew. and so replying to Bucks fans DMS yeah. so I was like. I was like I'm gonna find this guy. anyways I ended up in Tampa and they're. like he he is headquarters is in the. Hooters the original Hooters oh wow. like that's where he runs a show from. that's where he shoots his show. and so I was like all right so I went to.

the original Hooters I was at the. restaurant it's in Tampa and I was. eating I was like you guys seen John. Gruden recently and they're like yeah. every day. I was like well where's his office it's. in here right they're like oh no no it's. incorporate I'm like and that's. corporate right across the street across. the parking lot wow so you're there huh. and did you wear something nice you just. wore just regular clothes yes wore. regular clothes wow that's cool early in. my career yeah yeah I wasn't even at the. closed stage of your career. and uh I walked across the street and I.

went into the corporate office and I was. like I'm here to see Jon Gruden and by. the way corporate office of Hooters. and uh damn bro that's the corporate. office too of the world when you think. about it it's the corporate office of. every 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 and 15. year old boys I mean I still got my hat. on and this was I didn't even know we. were telling the story today. um but anyway so baby them tits boy. I also hosted the Hooters conference. this year or the the pageants we can. talk about that later but so I go in.

there and I was like I want to see Jon. Gruden they just took me back like take. to his office yeah he wasn't there but. his assistant gave me a tour and it's. like what are you looking for him for. it's like oh I don't even know what I. said oh. who's here to see him you know. yeah so show me around the office this. is where they shoot this is where he. does this. and they're like this is uh John Daley's. room. and I was like. what do you mean John Daly's room and. they're like and they open it up it's a.

you know like The Chronicles of Narnia. a wall that has a bunch of books and you. can push it open yeah it was literally. that you push it open and it was just a. very small room smaller than this room. and it had a mattress on the floor and. like a little putting thing and I guess. John Daly lives in there wow really. inside inside John Gruden's office. inside the Hooters headquarters. and he and they say he Parks his bus out. back and then whenever he just needs a. place to be outside his bus he goes in.

there oh wow so he goes and stays in a. bus also yeah that's almost the most. homeless [ __ ] you can do I feel like. like live in Hooters and live in a like. being a bus but I guess if you love. living in a bus dang and so did it have. like a sink or anything in there yeah I. think it's probably just because people. get so I mean if you're trying to carry. him back yeah you know you want to walk. up those stairs onto the bus so. sometimes it's probably just easier if. it's a smaller person he's at the. restaurant with small people who's. eating Chinese or something yeah let's. take him right into the lay him on the. ground damn I can't believe that dude.

see that's a good top secret way to go. about business a lot of businesses I. feel like think too much like let's put. the business in this big business you. know Applebee's yeah they're like oh. every time you go in you know whoever. you know everybody's doing Applebee's. bro but it'd be crazy as [ __ ] if you. look under like a a table or you move a. booth and there's like a Marathon gas. back in there so yeah there's just a big. computer John Gruden Gmail. damn dude I wonder if that's where he. was sending those wild emails from I. don't even really know what he said but.

apparently was bad dude I got a wild. story like that so one time I went over. to there was some dudes man two white. guys one of them wasn't White. and we went over there and. um. it was about business right yeah so I go. over there and uh and I'm ready for. business or whatever and it was like a. business meeting so anyway they said hey. it was in like the Hollywood Hills. somewhere and like hey do you know this.

is. um. Jared Leto's house right no way and I. was like really This Jared Leto's house. and um and so next thing you know. there's a bunk there's like a they're. like you want to see something cool and. I'm like yeah you know I'm here for. business yeah right now so they open up. like it looks like a huge refrigerator. door from like the Dharma Initiative or. something from Lost yeah right they open. it up and it's like a hallway from like. the 1930s or something.

his house was part of the property was a. bunker like a war bunker that was like. built into like a hill. and we walk back in there bro it's like. walking back in time you're like in like. it was like a 19 like third 40 50s. hospital or something there's um there's. like a cafeteria and that was insane bro. there was like 70. 000 square feet. of Bunker. and then like probably like a nice 4 000.

square foot house you know like yeah but. the amount of Bunker that he had I can't. even imagine bro if you're just like I. got two questions one do you think. you're getting trouble for saying that. I don't know with who the military. yeah well I didn't even think about them. just with him and two what business. meeting was it I hope not. I don't think the military will care. what kind of business meeting were you. doing at Jared Leto's house uh I don't. remember it was like okay dude I've. heard some stories I'm not sure it was a.

business meeting really I mean he wasn't. there oh really it was too other he had. a couple little land sharks there a. couple you know employees co-workers you. probably got to work your way up before. you can even meet him or see him well. years later I met him oh really yeah now. we're like you know buddies you know uh. like not friends but like you know like. text and say hey and I see him at the. UFC fights do you watch his movie. morbius I went to the premiere how was. it. foreign. I don't think those are my kind of.

movies you know well me neither I didn't. see it for that reason it was I mean I'm. actually a huge fan of his but uh yeah I. didn't watch it um and I didn't like. bats you know we didn't have a lot of uh. I don't think we had a lot of bats. growing up around our area and so I. didn't really know anything about bats. and so I think a lot of it I was trying. to just figure out what bats get the. whole concept of it like what are they. yeah yeah why are they. yeah. yeah dude I'll tell you maybe you would. hate what.

Batman oh yeah have you seen that did. the whole thing I don't want to spoil it. the whole thing's like bat Centric oh. is you probably get some more. explanation and Clarity on like what it. is but you really probably would not. like it at all. you know there's [ __ ] you can light it. on fire that's what I read somewhere the. bat. um droppings or whatever or you could. light it on fire. that's just a myth I don't know what if. you know I don't know if that could be. true yeah I don't know but anyway so.

yeah but I wonder if John Gruden Works. in there that little bunker that would. have been crazy if he was in there dude. do you think they have a staff in there. I don't know man I mean I know he like. his band they do like some pretty wild. parties yeah bring up a 30 Seconds to. Mars party. I think it's called 30 seconds tomorrow. you just kind of hear stories but I mean. I don't know I've never met him and it. seems like kind of a different life than. definitely I live and probably you too. is what they're kind of doing. um he's very beautiful you almost he has.

he kind of embodies like a woman man and. child in one. you almost don't know if you want to put. him on a school bus or like uh. you know or um. you know he seems like he's always in a. wedding kind of he kind of has that. right that makes sense yeah I don't know. why throws that I did make sense they do. some real fancy parties. um him and his brother he's from. Louisiana. dude there's nothing like just that. gives you the feel of a concert like. reading an article jpeg.

now I've seen though I mean I've seen I. mean it's yeah they do some exotic well. he's like uh you know a cult leader and. stuff like that are excused of it and I. don't know if that's. I don't think it's bad yeah about. setting on the cues maybe is a harsh. word like he he's like. someone made a rumor and he was awesome. first of all if I'm a cult leader good. for me I feel like right yeah I hate how.

they're always like oh this [ __ ] cult. leader you know or whoever you know or. like whoever it is Billy Graham or like. Mike Lindell or whoever these people are. you know like uh who the guy that did. the XFL you know all that [ __ ] but it's. like. if I'm a co-leader I'm [ __ ] let's do. it yeah what would you do for your cold. what would you have them do. or what do they need what do you someone. needs to do like once they're in how do. you maintain your membership I think sex. mostly yeah it's like it's like you.

you're right on the same page as pretty. much everyone else I think I mean the. only reason you get into a cult I feel. like. is probably for some kind of light sex. you know. I don't know we had a guy one time on. here who beat. what's that does he has like a disease. or something where you can't talk. um. he had a stutter and he. he was in. um he was in that xmv cult yeah ex-iv.

the one that they busted the guy really. yeah and then we did what happened with. his stutter it went away they cured it. though. so did it come back after or no he. didn't have him when I saw him really. you know it could have flared up later I. don't know but he uh I just if there's. enough people around you [ __ ] dude it. can heal diseases I think do you see. that story about have you been watching. House of dragons the new game I watched. the first one and I got I couldn't. understand what's going on so I'm gonna. start over. they said I mean I just read article is.

like. they have a scene it was in a bottle. again no spoilers but there's a scene. where they're in a brothel and uh the. main actress was like they had extras in. there who met each other that day who. had the 69 for 14 hours on set that day. really. okay this is my question for you then. man if you're throwing out some real gas. out here uh would you rather be the. person on the top or on the bottom you. think bottom yeah yeah because you're.

kind of relaxing yeah yeah. you're chilling yeah you could rest I. bet they made them switch like every. half hour but no because continuity. yeah you get deep into editing you find. out it had to stay exactly the same spot. yeah and probably doing the same thing. too oh it's not a joke dude they. probably had to literally because. they're doing the same shot over and. over and they have to have. they switch angles the people in the. back had to be doing the same thing so. if you're doing this and you you got to. the same speed.

12 hours 69 is for children I think it's. hard as you the older you get it's. harder to do yeah. you know I've always thought that 69 is. more for chill not children but you know. what I'm saying like. of hate people who want to [ __ ] that or. whatever age as long as they're both. cool with it 18 yeah in Most states yeah. yeah. um dude oh dude I was on a I was on a we. shot a TV show one time and they had it. was like a there was this party scene. and the guy.

who was uh. remember that song it was like climbing. the stairway to heaven. so we're there's a party at that there's. like a we shooting at that guy's house. right yeah I think I think it was that. guy and. um they had people like [ __ ] doing. sex at the party they hired him. right so they were supposed to be. in the background having fun just having. sex right. so we're just been doing this acting all.

day this scene and stuff and finally it. gets on in the evening and those those. actors get there and they're just like. they just started. the guy like all right move over here. here [ __ ]. and balloons the last person some guy. was supposed to be blowing up balloons. so you're like okay one here yep [ __ ]. balloons. and these borders and the the one of. them have been like I just came from.

[ __ ] somewhere else and I was like. damn. they just travel those types of people. just traveling that's their life you. know. do you think ebl would do that if you. had a I mean you're getting into acting. a little bit aren't you a little. thinking about it or yeah so do you. think that. you'd be able to do that you think you'd. be able to. no but would you what would you say if. they had that was a big part of your. script. I would say look man I'm gonna try.

I'm not gonna make any promises and. I think we should have an alternate. ending to this scene yeah. because I just my whole life I've never. been a great. you know that's not been like I'm good. I'm good at say I'm good like. I'm good like the pre you know when the. guy walks to the ring yeah and the. music's playing dude and they're. checking him down in the big black guy. shows up and Pats him down or whatever. that's before foreplay yeah I'm good at.

that. I'm good at [ __ ] let's you know let's. be ready yeah we ready I'm good at all. the intro music and everything it's just. once it starts I think sometimes it's. just too much. I don't know if it's the viscosity or. what it is and then some so but I'm yeah. I'm just not a distance Runner I'm more. of a shot put. laughs. yeah hey you know but I mean that that's. in the Olympics. and people can make careers off that. they're not I don't think it's good ones.

yeah I think you probably have another. one as well that's true but still you're. lucky to have background on like a. Campbell's Chunky Soup bad I think a. year you might actually be in that scene. yeah that we were talking about earlier. yeah. welcome to ball fall they're calling it. that's what they're calling it because. fall winter. fall is just winners uh Sun this is weak. Sun. and when or that says coming and it goes. for your balls first you know that the.

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oh really. so it's a lot of like all like. chair out of the ring type of stuff both. people have their clothes on oh okay I'm. gonna try you know we're trying. dude I need a person has a boner. you hope. dude I remember one time we met this. Chinese kid and he'd never seen. wrestling before and then we told him it. was two guys trying to [ __ ] each other.

he believed it yeah oh he believed it. but the whole time he's like he's just. like wondering why they couldn't both do. it you know he's like this seems so. crazy yeah still a winner yeah still a. winner man that's good wrestling is good. man. have you been doing Jiu Jitsu I saw. another story not to just keep giving. you uh pop culture stories but bring it. Tom Hardy the guy from Batman which you. wouldn't like yeah. um he won a Jiu-Jitsu competition he.

entered into a jiu jitsu competition. under his name. and won it like a Brazilian Jitsu. competition damn huh. Tom Hardy. let's get an image of them get a JPEG of. them. bring up article let's read it oh wow. yeah look at that. and he won it huh. they said he was like uh preparing for. another for I guess oh he was in a movie. called The Rest the wrestler or.

wrestlers and he uh won and he started. doing Jiu Jitsu for that and now he's. like a Blue Bell which I don't know. where that ranks. I haven't been I probably haven't been. to jiu jitsu in two months really but. I've just been training I've just been. trying to like I just kept getting hurt. so much yeah you know is it true what. everyone says about it just how it's. like. I mean if you watch podcasts from the. outside looking in which is kind of. where I feel like I am on the scale it. feels like almost all podcasters do Jiu.

Jitsu. yeah why is that. I think I think probably well Rogan's. wrote Rogan got everybody into the Rogan. like merged like these two worlds right. right so that's where that like. symbiosis happened right and after that. you have everybody that kind of like you. start meeting all these guys and you're. like I want to be involved in this I. mean it seems cool oh it's good man I. did it for like my uh my senior project. in high school you went and did it yeah.

you had to do something I think I did. MMA which is the same thing yeah that's. the same thing but I was a beginner MMA. so you had to start at Jiu Jitsu I think. right you started doing wrestling right. I think uh side control that's all I. remember mma's mixed martial arts yeah. so that's when they have uh kickboxing. and wrestling we didn't get into any of. the kickboxing yeah we didn't either. yeah we just stayed and wrestled but it. was it was good like it was it's kind of. weird because I would go when I was 18. so I was like there's some old dudes in. there. and you know they're big and they're. stronger than you and they're like real.

sweaty well they're more sweaty I don't. know old guys are sweatier than young. guys and that part of it turned me off a. little bit but I did like the physical. component of. kind of just exerting yourself I was I. worked out you know Will Compton yeah I. mean I worked out with him today this. morning we work out sometimes in. Nashville he lives here and I don't have. like really a workout schedule at all. and so we'll do like a little kind of. easy workout and but this morning we did. like conditioning which I never do like. when I stopped playing football I was. like dude I'm never I'm never doing.

anything athletic again really I was. like I'm never working out like this is. the stupidest thing like I've worked out. so hard for my whole life I'm never. working out again wow which and I did it. for a while and you start feeling real. bad you know so anyways I started doing. it I'm pretty much still feeling bad. yeah yeah you got to start feeling good. but we did conditioning this morning I. felt so much better after doing a. conditioning than just a lifting weights. and I asked will I was like why why do. you think it feels so much better to do. conditioning he's like well you just go. kind of like you can really exert.

yourself hard as you can. I feel like that's kind of the same. thing with wrestling or you can't not. you can't like half-ass wrestling you. get your ass beat right so that's some. there's something to that it makes your. your brain feel better at least a little. yeah I think I think I know what you're. talking about but. um I like going sorry I didn't mean to. interrupt you I'm just saying I said all. that but then I realized about. conditioning I didn't try my hardest at. all yeah I was like oh like what if I'm. not trying yeah I wasn't I wasn't.

condition sucks. it does suck dude. and then the only thing I realize I'm. conditioned before I get back home and. it's just me again you know yeah. yeah now you know I'm just alone again. dude I guess I'll make a taco you know. it's like gosh man yeah we always go get. a place in Nashville it's called Ethan. roast and we always go over there to get. like a little burrito afterwards oh yeah. and we've been we have a hard day of. conditioning we up our burritos to two. yeah so we only have one but like today.

we had two burritos each bro all you. need is some boots now I'm telling you. dude this there's something about. Nashville baby where they just you know. they just wanna how much fat can I get. in this boot yeah how much fat can I get. in this boat do you do you like. Nashville like are you gonna stay here. for everything I here's one thing I. realized the people in Nashville are. awesome yeah awesome people a lot of. unique folks passing through town yes. um some of the best gas station hangs. yeah you I I go get coffee every morning.

at a gas station oh bro you hit some of. these gas stations you need to go during. the owl hours bro when the [ __ ] owls. are out there's one there's they got two. owls land over there at night yeah and. uh there's a guy out there and he sees. the owls he tells you and then you owe. him money apparently right that's it. twice daily yeah yeah it is that twice. daily remember that tiger Mark so dude. over there bro that dude [ __ ] you. gotta pull up just before he sees those. owls if you want to [ __ ] do it on the. cheap but uh but I love that kind of. [ __ ] you know I love that.

um I love that it kind of it's kind of. like. it still has some values to it. definitely it's a big town yes that's. what it feels like. um. so I feel like fortunate that I'm here. um I don't know if I'll stay here. forever I don't know yet I think if I. had me a wife or something maybe if I. got a wife. then I would consider staying somewhere. but until I get a wife dude I think I'm. just a rolling stone it is kind of hard.

to decide like I'm just I'm the same way. as you in terms of. I could live anywhere right because my. work's on the road yeah like I for my. show for Sunday conversation I go to the. guest so as long as there's an airport I. could live anywhere but then you're like. I could live anywhere and then you got. to decide where you want to live and you. try a new city and you make a bunch of. friends and you're like. I'm gonna go try somewhere else where I. don't know anybody that's what I think. about this town uh and y'all damn yeah. because something some people they don't.

even. they don't know you're some people don't. even know you're gone sometimes you know. people it's like. yeah it is hard to choose it's I I feel. sometimes I get so angry you can only. live in one place at one time. yeah that [ __ ] pisses me off but then. there's guys like Jimmy John who we both. know yeah who. like I talked to him this morning. because Houston had lunch with you yeah. we had lunch the other day yeah late. lunch to dinner. and. he literally is in a different city. every day yeah I was like dude how do.

you do this like how do you. don't you ever want to just be at your. house and he said something like he said. something pretty cool I can't remember. what it was he was like. I'm not gonna let the old creep in or. something like that I'm this is not a. dry run like this is the the real deal. and I'm not I'm going until I can't go. yeah I get tired sometimes yeah I get. tired pretty easy man he had that guy. has like a million horsepower engine. that has a million horsepower feel. different yeah huge dog in them yeah two. dogs yeah man uh I think guys like that.

would have been graded almost anything. they tried to do 100. 000 some people are just like you meet. him you're like oh they'd be great at. whatever like no matter what they did. they would have figured it out little. Jimmy oh Jimmy John's nephew yes. now this young fellow is a. let's use a word to describe little. Jimmy it's big. hmm. [Music]. uh genius. he's he's like and for people who don't.

know Jimmy John I mean I know you had. him on your show but like he's just I. had him on my show Too Your show. probably gave him a more insight to his. real personality but he uh he's just. like there's a here's an engine he's. he's super charismatic yeah pull up some. pictures of I don't know if we can get. him yeah but he's super he's super. charismatic he's super. likable immediately yeah he's super you. you feel he's accessible like he's not. like uh I mean he's obviously a. billionaire but he's not like some type. person that you feel like you can't talk.

to him about anything you mean John Big. Jimmy John yeah yeah oh yeah dude and. then and but then also the same time. he is uh his attention to detail and how. smart he is and how much he he's. thoughtful about everything and I think. little Jimmy seems to be the kind of. same way which is kind of crazy because. how old was little Jimmy 13. I don't. know yeah he's got this camp and I don't. want to share too much of his details I. think he got his first kiss at the camp. he did he also motorboated himself for a. little while which I thought was. I mean uh look I I just yes I looked at.

I saw the video and I didn't see it. because I wanted to see it I wanted to. make sure everybody was okay. but yeah he did he motorboated himself. cool kid but yeah uh but yeah that kid. yeah Little Jim it's I didn't know who. we were talking about little Jimmy is. like this like. Spitfire kind of he's kind of like a um. kind of young Rush Limbaugh of the. outdoors you know yes but Rush ate pills. and little Jimmy likes to hunt yes you. know he he is like and the reason I was. even talking about Big Jimmy's just.

because he has all these qualities where. you like you said he'll be successful at. anything he tries yeah and you look at. Lil Jimmy and you're like this kid's. gonna either be the president United. States or he's going to be in jail yeah. yeah and it's and we told him that it's. like bro you got to choose you know like. you are you're a walking Legend already. but president or prison baby yeah that'd. be good for children president or prison. you get to interview the kid yeah or. just like a new line of Hillary Clinton. shirts. bro how crazy people forget that Bill.

Clinton went to that he was University. of Arkansas how correct when you think. that they went to University of Arkansas. that's the craziest part for me I was. thinking this morning because I saw oh. because the the Monday night football. stuff with Peyton Manning and the. Manning family. how they have their whole thing with. like they got obviously Peyton Eli and. then the brother they got the young kid. who's coming up who's supposed to be the. best quarterback ever and then they got. the dad. they basically have their own like moth. they like their football Mafia yeah and. like you hear like Whispers and stories. like they are like the football Mafia.

like they want your show shut down the. things shut down yeah or if they want. your show to go that thing goes yeah. yeah they got a lot of pull they've. always had that in New Orleans growing. up and they had Cooper the third brother. yeah and they always he was like he sold. insurance or something but he'd have a. commercial like I throw a policy over. this [ __ ] Mountain you know he'd have. like that kind of stuff you know you did. crash that car yeah yeah and his. family's like yeah you did yeah you did. man. um how was your whenever Aaron Rodgers. came through how was that was that. pretty what was something what was that.

like he was the coolest. so we've probably had 30 or 40 guests on. my show he was. the the number one coolest dude that you. I didn't know what to think about I mean. I had you on the show but I had met you. a bunch of times before. he was the coolest guy that just didn't. know what I was gonna get he he could. not have been. he had this huge house. we did Lake Tahoe at this golf. tournament and. this is actually a good story so I have. like Bookers that's how I get my show.

most of the time sometimes I'll know the. person or sometimes they'll hit me up or. I'll hit them up on like Instagram but. most of times it's a girl named a woman. named Kelly and uh another woman named. Peggy who from our booking department. who like put everything together so. Peggy books Aaron Rodgers on my show and. we get a list I don't know how it is for. your pod but it's like I get a list of. like would you be interested in these. people yes and I always just circle like. the best ones I don't even I just only. like Aaron Rodgers Tom Brady you know. and I never get any of them yeah or at.

least I hadn't got any of them in the. past and then I got a message or an. email was like hey Aaron Rodger will do. your show and I was like no way really. it's like awesome there was gonna be too. much for men at the Lake Tahoe golf. tournament because she's on like a Greek. vacation or something. so we get to the tournament. and we're out there in Lake Tahoe I. don't know if you've been but it's a. hard place to get to you got a flight. Arena you gotta fly cross-country flight. Arena and then drive yeah yeah and so. we're out there it's not an easy place. to get to beautiful drive yeah it is.

awesome poor place to go and then I hit. a Peggy and it was I mean I was bad. Reno's. growing. Reno's growing Reno's growing okay. and uh Reno is the only city I wouldn't. donate blood in dude honestly. because I felt bad about leaving it. there really. it's just yeah I just get like it's it's. just a lot of cigarette smoke it's. honestly the only thing I'd even think. about right now is think about how many.

cigarettes have been smoked inside there. oh yeah. yeah we got stuck in a casino one night. there and they thought they found a body. behind some of the machines in there me. and um a wife you know not alive. they found a not a live guy behind some. of the machines did they even pick it up. yeah they got him out of there dude but. uh anyway go on your story sorry yeah so. you get up there it's tough to get there. it's tough to get there anyways and so. the say the shoot's on a Tuesday I don't. remember the shoot's on like a Tuesday. and it's Monday yeah and we're like what.

time and where is this thing gonna. happen and then Peggy who's our Booker. is like hitting up his agent or whatever. and that we're gonna get back to you. he's doing this doing that and then. finally at night they're just like uh. we're gonna be honest with you we. haven't talked to Aaron in two months. the agent he doesn't answer any of our. calls. like Aaron Rodgers dang it's like you. guys are the Packers offensive. coordinator yeah right like he just. lives in his own existence like he just. is in this he's in this lane or this. like wave that he's just riding yeah and.

that's kind of how you feel when you're. around him he's just kind of like he's. just on his own wavelength and he just. didn't talk to his agent for two months. so I'm out there I'm like what I'm gonna. do and actually shout out to big uh Pat. McAfee. that's awesome who worked at Barstool. and I was like Pat I hate to call him a. favor ever. and I would. I don't know how it could repay you. especially you've got what freaking 2. billion dollars now and all the access. in the world he's on every show but I. was like I really here's the situation.

um Rogers agreed to do the show it's not. like. it's not like I'm asking you to ask. Rogers to do it he said he would do it. right but we just don't know where he's. at we can't locate him mystery and so. Pat talk to Rogers who he responded with. Pat and he was like show up at his house. this time tomorrow. so we get in there he the whole timer. with him he doesn't take his he doesn't. have shoes on the whole time yeah and. he's just like that's a move right there. he just in his I don't even know how to. explain he's just cool like he's. old-fashioned cool like you're around.

him like this is a cool guy. and he was awesome on the interview and. then they give y'all sodas or anything. he had a full staff he had like a full. wow. like they made us drinks I we had went. out the night before and I think I was. like a little hungover and he was like. you need a drink I think he saw it in my. eyes like you want to drink and I was. like yeah I would take a drink so his. staff like made me like a margarita and. we did the interview it was awesome and. then we hung out meet him and Glennie. balls for like seven hours no yeah just. sitting on his porch talking. and I asked him every question I mean I.

don't want to like. yeah yeah go too much into it but I. asked him every question that you could. think of asking why like off the Record. like off the Record what do you think. about this and he was super transparent. on us answered every question questions. you can't even believe would be answered. by anybody and he was just awesome dude. he was just. I kind of a man crush on him I guess I. don't know that's what that's what it's. sounding like I think he's a stud he's. just really a stud okay and is he. handsome does he seem Handsome when. you're around him I think he's. traditionally probably I think he's in.

the upper tears of handsome but I think. I think he would probably say he's. he's Beyond he's Beyond he's like a. Beyond Burger for handsome Mike oh damn. he's a he but he's the real deal you. don't think about him being attractive. when you're looking when you're with him. you think about like this is. this is just like a I'm a football fan. too so like you know what he's done on. the field and like you know how good he. is or what he does yeah and then just so. how it could be that cool too and be on.

your own lane he's super. authentic hmm. or that he is now I mean I don't know. how he used to be before the Ayahuasca. or before his whole like diff I mean I. think he's went through a lot of stuff. yeah right he seems like a journeyman he. seems like a man who's almost traveled. time now when I look at him yeah and he. probably has when you left him that day. did you feel like did you miss him yeah. it takes him right afterwards and I was. like we saw like a vaccination sign like.

must be vaccinated I said I said you. can't come here you know yeah you just. text about like immunized bro yeah yeah. and gloomy balls feels the same way he's. uh Ball's gonna kill me for saying this. he's going Ball's background on his. phone him making any balls like this is. glenny's background on his phone I think. it's sweet man you know it's hard to. find good male figures out there in the. world these days. um especially athletes too because it's. been for a long time like. I mean you're a huge sports fan and so. am I it's like for pretty much our whole.

lives athletes haven't been able to. while they're playing especially just. like say wild [ __ ] and be like really. good and have thought behind it I mean. here some guys say some wild [ __ ] yeah. but it's like they just didn't think. about it they accidentally said it right. but he's like I don't care. yeah and you know his his fan base is. every type of person every demographic. probably from multi-countries and he. just he just saying his truth and it's. kind of cool that's what's so cool yeah. yeah it seemed like he has like he's. like a six shooter like it wouldn't be. surprised if he pulled out a six shooter.

same yeah I mean he is he just shot a. bunch of [ __ ] cool ass [ __ ] ideas. into the world no bullets I wonder what. he'll do after football oh. you know I got did he talk about. ayahuasca. um when I was with him it was before his. announcement that he had done it right. and he was like I'm about to say. something he's like he told me he's like. I'm about to do this uh announcement. it's going to be pretty controversial. and I'm an idiot and he was I was like. what what is it he's like well just that.

I've been using a little plant medicine. and I was like I was like. I was like I was like we all know. I told him I was like dude everyone. knows that you've [ __ ] taken. ayahuasca. he's like you think I was like everyone. knows dude trust me it's like they won't. even make a blip on the news. and he says it was like every news story. I was like dude no one cares everyone. knows don't worry about it yeah. yeah I got actually because Aubry uh uh. Aubry Marcus invited me to go I was. supposed to go on that trip when they.

went and you didn't go I had a show book. somewhere [ __ ] it was in I think Tulsa. and it had been sold out for like four. months I just felt like it I couldn't. I mean I could have maybe sent a mass. email to those people. it said like hey guys I'm thinking about. doing this you know I don't know but if. if like 50 of them said no we wanted to. see the show I probably would have done. this dude I honestly if you want to live. stream you and Aaron do an Ayahuasca. they've probably been okay yeah I'll get. a sold tickets to that dang yeah man but.

he was I mean I I don't know if I. butchered talking about it but he is as. cool of a guys I've ever met. in in any Walk of Life is very very cool. to be around. no I think it's interesting man because. you always kind of like he's. he seems a little bit like he doesn't. seem like a company man that's what I. like about him no I could see how he'd. be frustrated to play with or definitely. to coach yeah you would but at this. point in his career you kind of Coach a. rattler you don't want to coach him a.

smart one yeah who's probably better at. being a rattler than you are yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah I don't understand how. any good quarterback has a quarterback. coach who was not a good quarterback. most of them here in play ever. there's a lot of the best but a lot of. the best coaches didn't play football at. all. I want to say a lot of them there's a. quite a like trying to think the guy's. name who is at the Georgia Tech Paul. Johnson I think who ran that triple. option. and like no one could stop Georgia Tech. running a triple option he never even.

played a down a football in his entire. life damn he's like wrote up some stuff. he just liked options like what tell me. what's what's Saban's football. background. I don't think he played anywhere can we. look that up. I mean Bill Belichick like what what was. Saban owned like a Subway or something. like this is crazy what. yeah Belichick I don't know he looked. like he probably worked at a factory. somewhere. oh he played at Kent State who didn't.

play defensive back at Kent State. University upon his graduation in nine. one nine seven three he had intended to. pursue a career in Automotive Sales. until the Kent State head coach Don. James two names for one hired him as a. graduate assistant wow now he's Nick. Saban. that's a bad dude he could have been. Nick sedan. [Laughter].

Nick Saban sedans. could you imagine that's crazy I. wouldn't buy a car for him a million. years. I mean I know a lot of [ __ ]. Mississippi State fans wouldn't. would you what do you think I think that. you'd probably be pretty good in that. lane slinging Vehicles yeah. I don't know man. I don't know some of those dudes are. rich. yeah but you have to be the owner to be. rich I think otherwise you just end up. smoking and going to AAA meetings yeah. true but you know yeah that you end up.

in the economy seek to Reno dude Reno. yeah God. oh I will tell you this we were there. one time huge snowstorm hit a bunch of. chicks like uh all our shows got. canceled we had to stay there for four. days yeah and two buses of like co-eds. like chicks for like one of their. sorority ski trip they couldn't go up. the mountain so they had to stay there. and they dropped them all literally me. and my buddy Jamie Lister were sitting. at the bar like man our life sucked.

[ __ ] 250 women roll in that's a movie. what happened. sex bruh really yep. let's go pretty good uh I mean not. pretty brief sex you know yeah winter. sex some wrestling yeah. yeah I should have tagged somebody in. what's your out of all the out of all. the places you've been what's the what's. your favorite weird City like favorite. play like you wouldn't want to live. there probably but like I just love. going there. man I really wanted to get to spend a.

little bit more time up in uh. Portland Maine. really yeah it's just it's like such a. surprise that it's there. because you think it's a lot of people. out there [ __ ] you know who've lost. their eyeballs and [ __ ] you know out. there people out there just you know a. lot of people that you know hate people. that go with a burning man but wish they. would watch Burning Man videos at home. as a family yeah you know like that kind. of [ __ ] you know but uh but dang it's.

there's just something about it dude the. cold wind just [ __ ] it is cool I like. it too pushes you out of the out of the. street one of the first things I did at. Barstow was like a travel show it was. like the Marshall travel show and. um didn't really take I don't know why. well I'm probably about to say why so we. were like we had episode in Portland. Oregon oh yeah so we went on shot a lot. of stuff there. but like we had some stuff planning we. went to like an RV sale and we got. kicked out of there we just didn't get. enough stuff for the whole episode and.

we had a we liked our whole season of. episodes they're probably like 10. minutes a piece 15 minutes a piece but. this one probably had like five solid. minutes six solid minutes and so we just. took a. we took a flight to for we were in New. York like a quick flight to Portland. Maine we shot the rest episode and just. never said anything about it really you. watch the Portland episodes like half of. it's in Maine half of it's in Oregon. damn. we've just never mentioned it dang right. I just welcome aboard.

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restrictions apply see show notes for. details. um oh what I just see in the Netherlands. they had. did you see that thing brownies and. downies or whatever it was like brown. Cinder uh it was people that had Down. syndrome they Incorporated them and. they're running a um. a restaurant yeah. and this is it right here and people. were giving them hell on the internet. but you can go there and get you a good. brownie and meet up meet uh.

you know one of God's Warlords you know. one of God's but you know I had such a. soft spot for like Heroes you know Down. syndrome if if I could when I have a kid. and that I mean obviously it's a. it's a. it's I mean they're like they don't have. an easy life and it's I don't think it's. super easy to. I don't not raise one but I think it's. like it it's hard down syndrome's hard. but they're so pure and so sweet I've. always said if there's gonna be like a.

Down Syndrome kid I'll I'll take one. yeah I just love them I can see I could. see you doing it. um we had Chris nickichon and he's the. Down Syndrome guy who won the uh who. finished the Iron Man. and so that was like unbelievable. talking to him did he Flex On You oh no. he talked like he like likes CH he you. know he talks a lot about trying to get. with some hot blonde you know yeah. which I get you know I totally.

understood that part of it yeah actually. that part I couldn't relate to was a lot. of like the physical one and that's what. I'm about to say. like his like achievements. yeah man he loves smoking hot Vines. that's what he's called he's like let's. get some smoking hot Bloods that's what. he kept saying over and over again man. but he that dude yeah he ran like 250. miles. um and like swam and he swam like as far. as you could let somebody swim you know. but uh pretty unbelievable that was. crazy but this place they have everybody.

that works here has Down syndrome. so that's like and people were giving. them a problem but I think it's kind of. cool what could you give them a problem. about I think people are saying oh this. is wrong you know but I think it's like. at least now you can embrace it like. welcome to this place we have Down. syndrome because what I don't like is. when people pretend somebody doesn't. have Down syndrome yeah so many people. doing that well in our town growing up. they would do that a lot and be like. Eric has Down syndrome you know and like.

no he doesn't you know like all right. well you know. like what. he's not doing great today you know his. service is just slow at least they're. doing it in Europe dude so he serves. slow anyways then he didn't get enough. rest you know. I mean but uh. pretty crazy I wonder what other. afflictions you could have and also have. like a cool. place you know.

it oh establishment be incorporated yeah. yeah. like if they had what if there was this. where if there was a spot where every. every single person had had like herpes. I mean like everyone in here has genital. herpes. a hamburger. bro what about eggs and eczema yeah you. just go. the guy's like oh you want some assault.

on that and he just rubs you know. dude what about. Pepsi no and Hep C. he's like hey. I'm gonna drink. you cry. I'm trying to think of some other good.

ones we could have. dude this is great ideas. what are some good ones we could do man. I know sometimes I think about like just. those names like this the strip clubs. that serve food yeah tits and grits eggs. and legs yeah. you get like hangers and bangers. old saggy saggy saggy boobs no bras and. there's every potatoes oh.

dude when I see a horrible tit it. [ __ ] makes my whole body hurt. it really does man oh same dude. sometimes and this is just me being. transparent honest thanks sometimes when. I I'll see someone who has like an. actual. I saw this is bad but this is just a. true story I saw a guy who he lost uh he. I don't know if he had a burn on his. face or he lost the arm maybe both but. I saw him I was at the movie theater and. I saw him and I did like that oh you. know and it's like. I don't know if he saw me or not but.

it's it's a set there's something in us. that you're not supposed to. you recognize it fast I guess what I'm. trying to say it doesn't take your brain. long to see something like that to. recognize what's going on yeah yeah. we had a guy that tried to pretend he. had both arms for a while in our area. and that meant that everybody was going. crazy they noticed it yeah immediately. you don't want to say anything but you. thought it and then people thought they. were crazy you know. um and then yeah people trying to guess.

that was a crazy part yeah people trying. to like. rip his arm off like just to see if it. was you know I don't like to what if. it's real. yeah just crazy man just ah people are. [ __ ] crazy man being oh they just had. that one what was the woman with the. huge breasts they had who was that. remember that. but I look I say more power to you. Netherlands. I I think it's like. you know I just. it's like.

I think if people have down if they have. whatever let them get out there I'd love. to go to a place if I knew when I walked. in hey everybody here has herpes yeah so. they don't have to pretend that they. don't [ __ ] have herpes because I. think probably one of the worst things. about having some things is pretending. you don't have it you know. so I think that it would be great if. everybody could have a herpes in one. spot. or you know what I'm saying what you. know what I'm talking about they had a. lady big breast lady. um type that in.

actually I think we have a Blocker on. this computer and I gotta get a new one. dude I've ended up masturbating the past. four days oh really because when we were. at that camp with Jimmy John you were on. a no masturbation uh I think you're like. 35 days in or something I was doing good. and I was trying to convince you to jerk. it off I was like where you going. you're like dude why you keep wanting me. to jerk off. yeah when I started feeling bad about. myself I don't know why I wanted to jerk. off. yeah bro that was a weird Flex from you. bro.

I will say that they had a lady with big. boobs who uh it was trans person who had. big boobs and the kids were loving it at. school. just. there you go. this lady has got those freaking. damn rib bonnets dude she's got some. bangers. there's a place for her at hangers and. bangers so bro there's no way you you.

can you can't there's no way you can. park in front of those and not get a. ticket huh do you think there could be a. place where this is kind of a good look. at that one dude. what. what is she teaching. white face go up oh he probably is like. Lester Holt. he's a white dude I've always the long. thought that. yeah he has a very like um.

you go. I mean that's right that's white faced. how can you have huge tits and have a. look on your face like you're looking at. huge tits. see this is how they're tricking people. and this is probably Biden doing this. yeah because they they're trying to get. more people to accept trans right and. just be more comfortable with it so you. send in somebody like this you send in. you know a real.

and you use and then afterwards you just. take anybody yeah I mean this is trans. Mila Anderson right here dude I mean. they [ __ ] sent in they put the. biggest tits. but you don't even notice that they got. that wand baby. they got that yanker baby they got that. door knocker right under them. and look at those legs look like a man's. legs how many commercials do Jesus. Christ.

god dude. bro I better bait I bet wait she teaches. a wood chopping class yes. of course she does there's a lot of wood. in there dog. but see this is how they're gonna get. everybody. by baiting with this kind of stuff. because you know it's just been kind of. like this weird like what's going on but.

now. I mean this is crazy dude. I mean this is crazy. and look at that mask but what I don't. know and why doesn't she swim see if she. got in the pool and swam I would [ __ ]. be supportive of them. dude there's no way. that broad would make it off the dock. I mean never some dame God damn bro bro.

if one of those bounce into the street a. kid would go get it dude those things. are [ __ ]. [ __ ]. these things are way worse off than. anybody that works at that brownie shop. I mean these are the craziest looking. things. I'm sorry man. I don't mean to go in all of that dude. who sells that shirt dude by the way. who sells clothing for this type of body.

yeah who sells that shirt. Lulu melons dude. my god brother and I you know it's like. I don't even know at what point are you. not sexually attracted to a tit I feel. like there's a size yeah do you you know. what I'm talking about yeah there is. there's a size where a certain age man. is no like a seven-year-old guy like ah. [ __ ] drool all over that you know but.

any decent man who doesn't drive a. [ __ ] Honda Civic and is over in his. under [ __ ] 50 is not gonna like this. yeah she blew past that dude. that whatever that threshold is she blew. past it yeah you think that she's. upgraded though do you think that she. went right to this she had like a cups. and went right to this and by the she I. mean he they right yeah they Sorry a. Canadian School Board is standing behind. a trans teacher who sparked protest. after turning up to class with clowness.

giant clowness that seems rude. giant people say anything that they put. in quotations that's true. someone said she looked [ __ ]. to classes with [ __ ] jugs yeah. the blonde High School teacher went. viral after being filmed operating a cut. off saw in class.

well that's who's building our [ __ ]. houses now that's why there's a back. order bro on everything because. this lady got her [ __ ]. she had caught in the saw. was it Oakville school teacher it. refused to identify the educator by. warning the wrong person had been named. an online report. say that again. uh they names they misidentified who it.

was. oh my bad dude I'm sorry. uh we're sorry Miss Jackson yeah. we're sorry Professor Arnold yeah we. just had a typo some Disturbed peoples. have skipped classes held by the. Oakville industrial arts teacher who. began identifying as female last year. I mean dude what grade is it they're. gonna skip anyways yeah that's a great. point and I that and that's probably. what happens 10 or 12 people skipped you.

know they don't want to come and then. and once you've been there twice it's. kind of like when you see the little. donkey at the fair yeah you know yeah. you don't need to go again. dude it yeah it's time yeah the little. Tom Thumb or whatever his name is I've. seen him. um. but wow that's wild but you know what I. think you're gonna have start to have a. lot of people that are going to be doing. this identification thing out of. not boredom but out of I want something. different in my life yeah I've been a.

you know I'm not married or I or. whatever or I want to get out of my. marriage I'm going to say I'm in a woman. you know so then at least easy way I. think a lot of people are going to start. using this to get out of different. scenarios and why not it's not a bad. idea. not at all. your kid comes home you're like I'm not. your dad. I'm identifying as not your dad I'm. Miranda. you look like my dad. yeah look at these tits I just got in.

the mail that's gonna change fast [ __ ]. up. those Dude Looks self-applied too yeah. yeah they do look bro those look like. they came with that adhesive bro. wow what else we got anything else in. the news going on. oh what is it. do not cook chicken and NyQuil well most. of us would recoil and horror from such. dangerous suggestions adolescents and. young adults continue to be susceptible. to social media dayers like these.

of Nyquil chicken. what's the pro I mean I mean obviously. it's crazy but what's the problem with. it. I don't see an issue I mean you can take. NyQuil I've always thought that about. drinking salt water it's like I can eat. salt and drink water why can't I drink. salt water. yeah that's a good I can take NyQuil. before I go to bed I can eat chicken why. can't I have NyQuil chicken yeah maybe. they don't want the show maybe they. maybe it does something to the pan or.

something. I don't know. this guy looks it looks like it's just. somebody in college. if you've ever been in college. day night dude what do you miss about. college man. did you love it or were you kind of like. I actually did so when I played football. right you played in North Carolina yeah. and what I missed about the most was. being around the dude like the guys and. just being around people because I went.

and got a real job and I was like you're. just not around your friends. but then I made like a very concerted. effort to rejoin with friends and like. making that a huge priority and not even. like making a ton of new friends but. just like my friends who are my friends. like going out of my way to to make sure. I'm around them and and I feel like it's. got better because I did miss them. really bad yeah but like if I mean even. when I moved to Florida like I moved. where my friends were living I go the. last two weekends I bet I traveled to go. see friends oh wow just because I missed.

that part of my life so bad yeah I. forget about how important that is I. noticed it just recently going in. training like with the same people every. day it's so fun. it's like ads it's like I'm I get to be. funny I get to joke around I'm like. normal person I'm not stuck in my head. yeah me me and will so I've been working. out with will it's this place called uh. boost fit in Nashville and it's it's a. it's just like a a big facility they. have a lot of athletic stuff in there. but there's also a school for hockey. kids who don't want to go to real school.

and it's awesome they literally just. don't go to real school they do online. classes and they play hockey all day in. Nashville in Nashville wow and they have. every age so we'll go in there as we. work out and we'll like jump into the. sauna showers and then we're just. showering there's a bunch of middle. schoolers running around making fun of. each other's meets and stuff like that. why is he not getting naked you know so. we're just in there listening to it but. it's like man this is really this is. really what uh what being a guy's all. about oh my God.

yeah dog look I've been through some. [ __ ] man we've all been through some. [ __ ] dude. that's crazy bro I never uh I don't know. some kid I remember tried to show me his. dick bro and I told him no yeah and I. was thankful for that man. um but kids are ruthless oh they don't. care like we're sitting there and we'll. be in the sauna and they'll all be like. waiting in line to get the showers and. stuff and it's ruthless yeah they're so. mean dude I'm like God he's getting. roasted right you want to step in be. like I'm not stepping it's dangerous.

over there and you don't know the lingo. stepping down in the race bracket is way. scary dude terrible they're kids. nowadays it's like they're so on their. iPad they don't even notice if they get. molested I feel like well you know like. a lot of kids wouldn't even yeah. true. you know I don't know that's insane we. want to take that out dude well by the. time we get. but I mean I mean. like when I was young you weren't. looking at your iPad so like you know.

you. were somebody's iPad. foreign. you noticed yeah but nowadays you can't. even get the kids attention probably. probably yeah. so depends on what they're looking at. probably yeah I think it's but it's like. I you know I was with my recent I was. with my family recently and there's some. children in our family and I don't think. that they saw me with their eyes for. more than two minutes yeah it's crazy. and it's kind of sad but it's also like. what are you gonna do yeah and it's.

peaceful and it's peaceful yeah and then. as soon as they're they are hanging out. with you like where's your iPad dude. yeah you won't help you find it yeah the. second you get their attention you don't. want it yeah right. um what do you look at the NFL season. kicked off who are some teams what are. some of your teams you think what do you. think this kind of plays out as how do. you think Tom Brady does how do you. think this kind of rolls out for Brady. dude I don't know I've been seeing all. the stuff that's going on he doesn't. look good in terms of his just his face. well people are saying that I think he's. he thinks his face looks good he looks. leaner I just can't tell if he maybe has.

had something done to his face or if he. just looks leaner I think I think if. you're. married to a model yeah the stuff that. you all talk about your house she's. always talking about cosmetic stuff and. it's probably just easy to fall into. that lifestyle of always trying to. improve your looks yeah. um but do you see what happened with. Brett Favre oh yeah he got caught up on. that money they bought a gym for. somebody yeah it's not good. but in terms of NFL the entry question. dude I I'm. I think the bills are a wagon I know. like who's doing anything to the bills I.

don't I couldn't imagine anyone. but yeah I can't imagine I mean I don't. know if anybody in their division I mean. maybe if Miami shows up and shows out. one game well my like my best friend. from college is Mitch trubisky who's a. right starting quarterback for the. Steelers he was on your show too he's on. Sunday conversations yep and he's a. great guy awesome dude and you know they. drafted Kenny Pickett number one or for. their first pick so anytime you take a. quarterback first round that's your guy.

right it's just a pay differential like. they're paying him more than they're. paying Mitch and so you kind of if. you're him I mean he's in the toughest. spot ever where it's like. on paper Kenny pick is going to be the. starter of their franchise and like. their franchise quarterback unless. that's what they want to happen but he. has to like step in for a time being. hopefully it's a full season or you know. he's a two-year contract two seasons. but just always having that weight over. your shoulder and he doesn't say that. there's a way in the shoulder but like. you know that you don't have that you.

don't have that room for error yeah and. so I thought he's been playing like he. played last night I don't know when this. comes out he played last night against. the uh. against the old rounds and he like. played pretty good like they lost like. he looked good like he looked like an. NFL quarterback he looked like he. belonged on the field but he had the. pressure on some of those guys I can't. imagine a lot of that's a high pressure. situation. oh all of it is but then I also always. think like I tell him too it's like dude. you get they get paid for that pressure. like it's not like you're just a high.

school quarterback and maybe you know. Friday Night Lights and it's like you. have all the pressure then you just go. home and whatever get on your iPad and. try not to feel it whatever you know but. uh you know he gets he he gets paid for. the pressure but that's a tough spot to. be in and that's so I root for him. really hard I have a bunch of other. friends who are on different teams that. play with the Carolina or guys I've met. throughout so I kind of root for players. I grew up a Panthers fan hmm But you. know our roof kind of for players now in. the in the pros so then who do you think. you see so obviously out of the AFC you.

see Buffalo they're gonna have to have. some massive injuries. right it's not gonna be like one injury. he's not gonna take them out no unless. it's Allen which I'm not I don't want to. talk about that but I don't even he's. that dude is a he's a he's a dog though. he's a dog but they got they have. literally every single thing they have. great weapons he's amazing they have a. great defense Von Miller somehow dude. I'm a Panthers fan I told you Von Miller. single-handedly beat the Panthers like. 10 years ago in the Super Bowl by.

himself. usually the MVP of the Super Bowl like. 25 years ago and he's somehow still like. wrecking every play yeah I can't believe. they ended up getting him that's crazy. man yeah for them yeah they're sick man. uh dude one night I went out here. somewhere and it um was with Josh Allen. and Dawson Knox right and it was so. funny they've both been drinking and so. they they made a bet with each other and. they were like uh I bet you won't name. your kid Fort Knox right that's that's. what one of them but the other one and.

he goes I bet you won't name your son. wrench allen right so. they're like let's each bet a thousand. dollars you know I was like now I was. like Dawson you gotta bet you you have. to get him to bet more because he gets. paid more it's not fair you have to be. comparable and he's like so then Josh is. like all right I'll bet three thousand. right so I'm like well then Dawson just. made 2 000 bucks because neither one of. y'all gonna name your [ __ ] kid back. bro. [Laughter].

that's a good bet though yeah I mean it. was a good bet but it's like neither one. of them's gonna follow through so he. just made two grand I made that dude. [ __ ] two thousand dollars he honestly. owes you at least what he does. 100 yeah probably 200 I would say 250. probably but they were arguing about it. as I walked off I heard them kind of. [ __ ] did you hang out with George. Kittle here I know he lives here no his. sister. um taught me yoga for a while Emma. Kettle really yeah do you like yoga I do. like it man I do like it sometimes I.

just want I wish four people would just. pull off just completely pull my body. apart and run away with them. because I feel like almost once the four. forces combined it's just a bad deal you. know. you like it man you're already pretty. tall though see if you guys are gifted. with length you don't have to deal with. what we got to deal with in terms of. what just being you're always around. yourself when you're smaller yeah you. know it's so quick I Touch Myself yeah I. had a. uh bobon you know it's like tossful guy. in the NBA oh he played for the Mavs.

he's got trades of the Rockets bull Bowl. uh similar okay but his name's bobon. bobon yeah he's like the new version. basically and uh I asked him I was like. dude and this is we haven't put this out. yet I was like. when you get like how long does it take. you to get a boner did they get that. signal down to your dick you get horny. in like 25 minutes later yeah you got. bad sci-fi. [ __ ] ain't going up dog. I wouldn't want to be I mean I think.

that I think I mean you probably got. pretty good Heights yeah well I like uh. you know I I do get admirable of your. height well I'm six one I went to I. moved to Florida and I had to get a new. ID and I always said I was six two when. I was playing football oh yeah because. you always go an inch an inch more but. then uh once I finally submitted I'm. like I'm six one that's what it what it. is so I go to the DMV and I had covet I. think by the time I went to DMV I didn't. know but it turned out later. so by the way you see what the xanthus. did I don't know we already talked about. it the other day on here it's so awesome.

hilarious but so cool. I read somewhere that rich people were. showing up to pet the [ __ ] people and. [ __ ]. but I went to the DMV and I was like. she's like how tall are you I said six. one and just somebody gave me my ID. print yeah they print it out right there. it says six three uh oh really I said. six three she said. kind of like gives a [ __ ] dude you can. take it or not I'm gonna get it back. it'll be five nine.

it's like welcome to Florida this [ __ ]. is over there just changing people's. lives. oh dude in Arizona you only have to get. a driver's license every four you'll. need to get your driver's license. renewed every 40 years can you believe. that. stray roads yes. I mean that's true but I think just for. ID purposes every 40 years you show. somebody your idea if it's 40 years ago. yeah that's true I guess it is nice. because then people just have to take. your word for it.

um but no I thought that migrant stuff. was hilarious dude people just shipping. migrants around we had a border patrol. guy on and he said the borders insane I. listened to the episode he said people. are coming across he's like he said and. it's not just like people like Mexican. people said it's all types of people. just wandering over like people with. briefcases to say bomb on the side of. them just like crazy [ __ ] man. and he said it's just he just said it's. unbelievable and they don't prosecute. him so they just it's basically Red. Rover they just peace.

so that's pretty wild man I do like to. see I just like to see him mix it up I. like how the Santa's kind of mixing it. up yeah mixing it up just busting those. people yeah it's like and those people. get to see the country yeah you know. people like they're using them as pawns. like they just ran across a stream like. [ __ ] 50 miles sometimes they get. there even further sometimes so I think. a nice bus or anything yeah they deserve. a meal at least I'm sure they're feeding. them too yeah you know but yeah somebody. said that they some lady dropped off.

like 200 cases of Perrier at the [ __ ]. for these people like what foreign. that's crazy lady. [Laughter]. oh dude I think it's gonna start getting. weird out there the weirdest [ __ ] gets. man the first people that are going down. are the rich man you think so oh in a. heartbeat dude are you are you in. trouble no no I'll never be [ __ ] Rich. how how uh [ __ ] that there's bugs in.

here right now. it really is. no dude I think uh no I mean like people. are like Jimmy well yeah maybe but since. he made sandwiches he may have a [ __ ]. he he might have that that yeah his hand. he may have been in with the working. class I think there's a certain level of. Rich that's probably in trouble yeah but. it's not Jimmy and it ain't you it's. between yeah yeah. yeah I don't know who it is man but the. [ __ ] gets dicey I could just see it. because everybody wants to throw. something through a [ __ ] rich.

person's [ __ ] window. you've done that before huh have you. done it. my brother did it and I watched him and. did it did he feel good after oh it felt. good for you or for him both he was. going through it some [ __ ] at the time I. don't know if he loved it. you could enjoy it but I was right there. to enjoy it for him dude I've thought. about it I've no doubt I've replayed it. in my head probably a thousand times. dude there's some rich people here in. Nashville yeah there are sometimes I. drove out here there's some house some. some really nice houses and there's a.

lot of like famous people who live here. too that you don't know about yeah like. this you would never know they lived. here Mookie Blaylock lives here rookie. bets I'm about to say I don't even know. what that is oh yeah mookie bets Kirk. Herbstreit Lucia right here she lives. here I believe so oh a lot of announcers. live here oh really country music. Starship I'm assuming they're all pretty. rich I don't know what scale yeah I. think some a lot of them do pretty well. um yeah I think there's a lot of. interesting cats that live out here. because it's kind of like now it's.

becoming a lot more exposed everybody. knows now you know well the the reason I. say Reno is growing earlier is they said. the two fastest growing cities in. America are Reno and Nashville no way. yeah. you know and I will say this about Reno. it was beautiful. it's an hour away from. you're close you're close to Beauty tile. is beautiful but it was like set in the. mountain just kind of like Boise like 20. years ago like boys he was like Jesus. this place is unbelievable like there's. just nobody here yeah but Reno it's a. lot of just people walking from one AAA.

meeting to the next a lot of butt stuff. going on yeah a lot of uh you know. people bumming cigarette oh like not. even Vapes they haven't heard of Vapes. you know like people still doing. cigarettes did you listen do you ever. listen to the guy Andrew huberman dude. we just asked him to come on really yeah. so he would he uh he just came out with. a podcast on nicotine and I just been. recently trying to get into nicotine. like I just been recently trying to. really what do you want to do once. you've got it once you what do you want.

to do it just seems fun yeah it just. seems like something to do and it's it. feels like it's a good way to bond with. people oh yeah. um. but but I was I listened to his podcast. on and he just dropped a podcast on. nicotine but I was just Park Austin his. podcast and alcohol and it was so. depressing yeah. alcohol's not good for you at all. nothing about it there's not even a plus. yeah I was bummed I still am kind of. bummed about it it's making me like just. feel bad. well do you ever think that alcohol will.

become a thing of the past like you know. there's a lot more people what kind of. bug is that damn I just one of those uh. let me see if I can get that [ __ ] fast. good luck you think it's bothering the. audio or no all right never mind. um do you think that like alcohol will. kind of fade out because mushrooms have. become a lot more popular see a lot of. people Milling around on mushrooms at. parties [ __ ] funerals whatever people. want to enhance the experience yeah you. know funeraling funeraling on mushrooms. now is a big thing yeah.

um I don't know I think they're gonna. have to have a replacement for the likes. because even mushrooms is like it. sometimes do not have the the coolest. conversation of all time and by cool I. just mean like under control yeah. alcohol is like it's a nice social. lubricant like you can have a couple. drinks and like have a great. conversation you can do with your. parents you can do with your friends. like you might not want to have. mushrooms with your parents that's true. but if there's a replacement dude the. hangovers are are terrible and as I'm.

getting older they get worse and worse. and I listen to this podcast and that in. the podcast he's like if you have one or. two drinks a week then like raises your. cortisol which I guess is like your you. feel anxiety levels and it's like even. so if you don't have it you just. automatically raising your your anxiety. just walking around all the time I. didn't feel like I had any anxiety. walking around all the time and now I'm. starting to think about it am I feeling. anxiety I had one or two drinks where I. have 45. and so.

I'm trying to like damn I think also the. word anxiety has started to be used for. like any type of feeling if people even. have a thought they're like oh [ __ ] yeah. that's how I'm feeling so now I'm trying. to get into nicotine get addicted to. that he has a new podcast on them like. this dude's trying to sabotage my life. I'm not listening to it yeah well you. already did man not the nicotine one. well yeah I think you just steer clear. from that probably especially if the. other one did that to you but I'm it's. interesting like people be like I'm. having anxiety about my schoolwork it's. like you haven't done your [ __ ].

schoolwork that's why I don't know. nothing about it yeah dude it's due in. seven hours and you're about to go to. sleep that's not anxiety you've [ __ ]. done your work. like that's the weird thing about the. word anxiety it's just getting really. really like kind of tossed around and. everything. um and that is true on a serious level. that is true it is yeah I think that. that's one thing it's really it's. pillaging like a lot of like. vocabularies and people getting on meds. um they said 70 of adults in America are. on one type of medication.

what is it I'm not sure they didn't say. but then they said 30 are on two types. of medication. so just fascinating to think how much. meds are going into people dude I heard. a thing so my brain is just like I only. I listen to like a podcast and I hear. like one thing I don't remember which. podcast it was or who said it or if it's. true but then I'll just remember it they. said that Cialis actually makes you. smarter uh-uh like it helps you and it. makes you you don't have as much uh a. likelihood of getting uh what is it.

called not AOS. um Alzheimer's oh wow see Alice if. you're a regular user of Cialis damn. I mean I I mean I've been I've used all. that [ __ ] over the years. dude I once went and lived with a man. because he had a prescription and I. could chirp half of his pills dude. to date bro that's pretty sad. um. uh I mean he was a straight man. everything but it was like I knew he had. him he was older and so I knew he had.

that script so I go in there sneak and. like nibble a piece off the side of one. like hoping he wouldn't see it I'd get. like a little just a little nibble but. um dude I think one of the issue uh I. used to take those gas station ones you. know yeah those Rhino 600s or whatever. right and the ones that came out they. had a Camo Edition that came out for a. while and those [ __ ] man I remember. going to this girl's house one night in. Florida and I'm trying to engage in sex. and my nose just starts bleeding all.

over her. just like straight out of my brain bro. like just ideas I had just flowed right. out onto this lady bruh God some of that. shit's bad for you. but I'm glad that they're making it. better dude know who really got screwed. Jewel the singer. Maybe. God I loved her the uh the nicotine like. industry tools Jewels Jewels Jewels I.

was yeah they they got outlawed they got. banned yeah really like oh this is not. safe banned wow you can't make any more. there's one million one million other. Alternatives. and the guys I drew are like what the. [ __ ]. wonder what they did that was so bad huh. they must have pissed somebody off they. did part of the Manning family yeah yeah. probably so huh Donnie Jewel over there. um. I'm trying to think what else we can get. into oh so you got you got the bills.

coming out of the AFC who do you have. coming out of the NFC NFC. uh. Packers. I think Rogers gets it figured out yeah. dude he is like. he's so good even they lose he looks so. good all he has to do is get a couple. dudes to like figure out what he's doing. hmm. because you really want a quarterback. and I guess like playoffs who cares. about the regular season when you get to. the playoffs you want a quarterback. right who's cool and who can make it.

happen when it matters yeah rarely does. somebody go somebody rarely wins without. a quarterback I almost put I almost put. a Futures bet on on uh on the Packers on. the barcel sports book I was like I was. gonna put like a bunch of money on them. to win the Super Bowl and then uh. and then I I realized the odds were kept. going they kept on changing like I was. going to lose money it's like this. Tennessee game we're going to I bought. tickets they're so expensive now. Tennessee's undefeated I'm trying to. sell them again they're caught they're. going for less than when I bought them.

I'm like they're undefeated really yeah. you can lose money trying to make future. decisions like that my investments have. always been bad oh I made a lot of poor. Investments man not even bad it's just. like every time I play the stock market. crypto all I just lose it's like how do. I just do it just I'm like does this. just happen to everybody and we're. always being duped I think it does. that's what I feel like I feel like we. all get duped pretty easy I bought I. still last time I was on the podcast you. may feel me for Bitcoin we talked about. it I still buy a Bitcoin every day every. single day I buy Bitcoin every day it. just goes down every day either way.

it could go either way for you. um and even it goes up I'm never gonna. sell it so it's just gonna I'm just. paying I don't know it makes no sense. yeah sometimes it's just like we get. caught into wanting to be a part of like. the game or whatever is going on and it. doesn't seem real also when you do stuff. on your phone it should it doesn't seem. real yeah it doesn't it seemed like kind. of fictional stuff you know it's selling. like I don't know if you've ever sold. something like that like sold a stock or. sold crypto like super stressful and you.

got to pay so much tax I just don't do. it so I just buy the stuff. is kissing money goodbye dude. I'm I'm a poor poor I was gonna say with. money but just poor yeah. are you saving up now do you think do. you think that Nashville is going to be. a place that you'll come back to what. does that look like for you do you think. I'm trying to give it so I'm gonna be. here until February for sure okay and. I'm gonna give it that amount of time to. like basically feel feel it out and it's.

growing on me too like the more I'm here. the more I think I understand it I. understand the appeal of it oh yeah if. you come to Nashville the first weekend. you go you're going Broadway. and if you have someone come in they're. going to want you to go to Broadway. right so it takes longer to like expand. outside of that little strip to see like. what's really going on here why do. people like it but I think the reason. why people like is I think it's super. accessible yeah in terms of. people like even like high profile. people would ever come down here like. models will come here but they're not if. you go to Miami you got to dress up you.

got to be seen you got to look cool you. got to be going the right place the. right people here it doesn't matter the. type of person that comes everyone can. go everywhere yeah you can wear whatever. yeah that is true that yeah I think. that's something nice about it feels. comfortable things feel very accessible. here yeah like my buddy invited me to a. concert when I was going to see Black. Crowes he's like you want to go I was. like sure I'll go in 12 minutes I was. parked and we were walking across the. street yeah into the uh Amphitheater you. know it's like things are really really. accessible. um honestly my biggest worry about.

Nashville is just about how how popular. it's getting and how many people like it. so I'm like if I do because I'm looking. like buy somewhere like try to even just. settle down even if I don't buy like. settle down in one spot yeah for more. than six months because I've been pretty. much doing six months here six months. there and Nashville's gonna be so. different in like five years ten years I. know everywhere changes but the rate the. National's changing is like you might. sign up for something but you don't. necessarily know what you're going to. get. well it's one of the last cities in the. South that is um growing really a lot of.

cities have experienced a lot of issues. um and it's one of the last like kind of. Southern cities I feel like know our. love but they have no good airport or. else I would think about going there. Mobile Alabama oh really you've been. there yeah that's a nice city that's a. very very Southern nice city I stopped. over there and saw a buddy of mine. in recovery on Thanksgiving you were. both crying in this [ __ ] yard [ __ ]. was insane but. um yeah I like it down there I got uh. half sister that lives over there in uh.

Spanish Fort. yeah it's nice down there it's almost. like they're pretending like it's. Florida but it's [ __ ] Alabama yeah. it's I I really think it has like a. charm to it kind of feels like. Charleston a little bit oh it does. downtown they really made it nice yeah I. think as as more development goes on. over there because it's gotten real busy. in that area. um. what happened with the golf. uh with the golf. basically I realized so my whole thing. was like and I was dead serious about. people thought I was messing around and.

it was. yeah I knew it was funny to say. something what was it I was my first. round I was 51 Strokes over par okay so. if like par 72 I was like 121. and so I. was like. over the next lifetime I'm gonna get. Shay 51 Strokes off be a scratch golfer. and then from there my dream is to go. pro on some level I mean it doesn't be. PGA tour at the time live wasn't a thing. but if it's still a dream it's still a. dream but I'm not doing working towards. it okay yeah. which is literally the definition of a.

dream. but the reason is because I love what I. do so much like I love working at. Barstool so much I love traveling around. making my videos I realize maybe this is. attainable in terms of if I really did. and I have different resources than. everyone else probably has if they're. trying to go after this like I knew. people who were like the top Chris Como. who's like Tiger Woods Golf coach yeah. was like working with me wow but because. of Barstool and just good networking and. like I had something to offer him too.

and of of a platform so. I had I was sponsored by uh TaylorMade. and G4 like G4 is my clothing sponsor. and Taylor Made was my club sponsor so. you were all ready to be on the tour I. was honestly I did make it I was Pro. because I was getting paid to be sucky. yeah but um so I had like way more. resources so if I think and I have like. a. I'm not a great athlete but I'm like a. good enough athlete where I think I'm. I'm past a threshold of what you have to.

be to be a professional golfer. and I do think I have the mind for it. but I realize you have to do this every. single day and you can't I couldn't make. videos traveled done any stuff I love to. do that the lifestyle that I worked so. hard to get to I worked so hard to get. to the lifestyle that I love and I was. gonna have to just like cancel it out to. just play golf every day and I was like. it's not it's not worth it to me I'd. rather just be a dream. well it's it's interesting because. you're kind of living one dream yeah.

it's hard to dream jump. that's kind of what I realized and it. sounds so obvious but I was like dude. I'm already living a dream why am I. going to cancel out something no I. already had to go from I might not get I. could break my back and just have that. neither thing. yeah dude oh that'd be the worst bro if. you were do they have any wheelchair. guys on the PGA tour they have a dude. who is he's on the PGA but his name is. Jake Olson he played Long Snapper at USC. Southern Cal and he's blind oh wow and.

bro he is I think he's like a I want to. say he's like a seven handicap like he's. like. he's amazing at golf he plays with his. dad his dad goes out there puts the ball. down oh tells him how many yards it is. lines him up to the to the shot and he. smacks it damn I might have lied about. his handicap he is technically. handicapped though yeah. but dude he's and he's an awesome guy. and that that's an accomplishment bro. people are like hey what's your handicap. handicapped I'm blind yeah all of it.

yeah. dude a friend of mine took a picture one. time with OJ and they like snuck a knife. out and held it up like while they were. taking the oh no that's not what. happened a friend of mine a friend of. mine took a picture with O.J Simpson one. time and they sent it to me and it was. like they were holding up like a black. glove like they got on the outside of. the picture. and I always look at that you should get. him on this show. I've thought about it man. there's definitely some unique guests. that we would like to have on you know. um I've always liked how you pick people. who are like interesting people not.

necessarily like the like the biggest I. mean you have the biggest stars on but. then I feel like you go for the people. who are like interesting. yeah I go for what's kind of just in my. what feels fun to me right now who am I. like who's popped into my radar in my. little world and would be kind of. interesting to talk to I've realized. that some kind of guess I'm not that. great at talking to. um but uh who's your white whale ooh. that white whale. you know I would really like to have. Macklemore on I think would be cool yeah.

why. um I just I'm just intrigued by him you. know I'm just intrigued by his kind of. his journey he's been through like dealt. with like sobriety and stuff like that. sometimes that kind of stuff's. interesting because people are battling. their own demons you know uh he's a golf. guy too is he huge oh wow that's cool. he's like a golf line I was a huge fan. of I mean who wasn't yeah you couldn't. yeah look at us yeah I was a huge fan oh. I can dance again. [Laughter].

um so I get I mean obviously there's. some other people I think Kevin Spacey I. think will be real interesting. um is he in jail. no he's in Europe I think uh Michael. Landon deceased. uh who else man. who else is some real oh uh Jared Leto I. think would be nice he would be good yup. Nate Diaz. um. [Music]. yeah what about yourself man because you. got some you got some real hitters on.

Kodak Black that was so wild he should. you would love Kodak really oh yeah is. he a real nice guy yeah but so our. interview was at 3 15 a.m uh p.m yeah in. the afternoon and at Pompano where he. lives and we shot the interview at 12 30. at night hey. it was fine it was like hey this is what. we signed up for hey Kodak Black. yeah I mean it's like I did I was not.

living by this white clock. he's great you love him he's awesome. yeah he seems Relentless oh I want my. white whale right now is I kind of have. two mine is uh. you know the guy who's be on the Howard. Stern Show uh Beetlejuice yeah he's a. white whale for me oh he seems great I. saw a cool clip of him the other day he. just doesn't do he doesn't uh he lays. low he's alive but he lays low is he he. must have a liver issue huh I know he's. on dialysis I don't know what uh that. could be lever I don't know what that's.

for I think diabetic right. I don't know something I don't know. either I don't even know if I was. supposed to say that but yeah. um and James Winston is my he's probably. my more obtainable I would love to have. James on oh that'd be cool he's got a. lot of thoughts yeah dude I think he'd. be perfect for your show actually he. just because his eyes seem real creative. like you don't know what's going on. sometimes there's something going on in. there yeah yeah yeah so I think that. that would be pretty tight. yeah it's interesting and it all you. know I'd love to have Boosie again I. think would be fun Boosie would be cool.

with you guys too yeah I mean I feel. fortunate like yeah it's fun to just. kind of get us to sit and chat with. folks dude we got to go um. when we're over at Jimmy John's that uh. we got asked to go hunting yes. um with Michael Waddell. who's like the goat of hunting right. yeah he's a real Woodsman I believe you. know from what I've seen. yeah what happened with Brett Favre if. he did that. he's looking bad for him I'll tell you.

this I walked into a I'll tell you this. I walked into a restaurant one time. Brett Favre was sitting in there eating. with his family I think. and. I didn't say anything to him. some people wanted to take pictures with. him but he kind of like asked them if. they would take him from far away just. with him sitting in the background. eating. which seemed insane bro. so there was like a string of like five. kind of like women you know or you know.

like people with tits I don't know what. to call them nowadays yeah right but and. they were just all kind of smiling just. sitting there just eating shrimp at this. table dude. so it's an insane ask so what I'm saying. is I think he stole the 5 million. I mean that's facts here you go Michael. Waddell right there and he killed. something right there what is that a. damn Doberman what I can't see that. that's a deer I'm excited dude I'm.

actually nervous that I'm I'm a little. nervous that uh I'm nurse that I won't. like it because I've never been before. I've done like I mean I've shot guns and. stuff like that and I actually went out. one time and tried to kill a deer and. didn't and uh. I'm nervous that I will get out there. because so many people I love love it. and I want to be a part of it it seems. like such a fun activity to do and such. a good hobby yeah as you get older did. you need more Hobbies yeah I got to get. some good Hobbies man I think I'm a. little bit nervous like I wish we had to.

fight the animal. with a knife for me I feel like then it. seems more fair you can do that with. pigs I think yeah but even then I think. they somebody kind of holds them and you. run up and stab a machine like Jesus. dude what's different about that than. killing with a gun from like five five. meters away but this seems even like. [ __ ] more Italian or something like. why are we doing this man that's just. sausage bro well yeah but I don't know. it's like there's two guys you barely. know they're [ __ ] [ __ ] you just run.

up and shank them but that's what I like. for hunting is like I do feel a part of. me I want to be a part of the adventure. and I want to love it but I would be. lying if I said there wasn't part of me. it's like I have a gun. I got a gun yeah I'm gonna win this. what's the challenge. but I know there is one I just don't. understand it fully and I'm excited for. Michael to teach us about it yeah and I. think he said there's different options. of things that we could shoot you know. or things that we could trap or kill I. wouldn't mind setting something up you.

strangle something a duck you know which. seems like it'd be easy to catch in like. uh dude well I was living in Florida you. can kill the iguanas oh wow if you want. you can you can hunt the iguanas in your. backyard. and and uh snakes and. pretty much I think forward pretty much. anything really you want yeah oh wow and. what can you are you like when you can. just go do it whenever. yeah oh wow you're supposed to because. they're overgrown. they're having so much now it's [ __ ]. just every regular somebody works at.

Chase Bank it's his [ __ ]. responsibility I guess dude because. they're just going everywhere. so now this dude's buying a bow and. arrow he's just driving around at night. because the city's telling him to bro. I'm telling you the government is full. it is falling apart a piece at a time. and it's getting it we're all. everybody's doing the they got dogs. hunting drugs now like it's all [ __ ]. falling apart man. it's not going to end well dude it's not. going to end well I don't know. yeah you might be right man who do you.

want to hunt the drugs. no I don't care what the dogs do that's. true yeah and they probably got cloud. and [ __ ] amongst other dogs dude I was. in uh. you know muffin found a gram. I was I was in so I was part of a dog. fight okay and one of my friends has a. big pit bull. wait we cut that AC on real quick. brother thank you man one of my friends. has this big pit bull and he got into a. fight I won't name names my friend would. be embarrassed but his his dog.

attacked another dog on the side of the. street and was getting walked was in. Boca Raton so his dog attacked another. dog on the side of the street and this. this other dog is getting walked by old. it's Boca so you can imagine what the. lady's looking like and uh and it's just. tearing this dog up and I'm supposed to. be watching he's working out I'm. supposed to be watching this dog and I'm. in the pool. [Laughter]. oh my God hop out the pool go out there. it's tearing this little dog apart and.

this lady screaming. so and that's a whole it's a long story. anyways I had to I had to pick up I had. to pull the pit bull off this other dog. I think it was a golden doodle I had to. pick it up and I and I got it off but. soon as it landed it jumped up and that. dog bit me and walked into my arm the. little one the little one and it was. because it was scared and it wouldn't. like uh for it felt like 30 seconds but. it was probably one second so I had to. go to the hospital everything so I got. it all figured out. the next week. the next week I'm going through the.

Charleston Airport and I got a long. flight back to New York this is a while. ago and I had taken a little bit of an. edible of weed baby huh and so just for. nothing crazy but yeah just to get home. yeah and uh. and I was as soon as I got the airport I. probably took it like 30 minutes before. I got the airport as soon as I get the. airport I'm like kind of I'm like. feeling it you know I'm just I'm a. little aware of everything that's going. on and not at the same time yeah.

and this this police officer walks up to. me as I'm going through TSA and he said. Hey Brother come here and I said oh man. I was like what's this going to be he's. like hey. um. we have these these uh bomb dogs out. here and we're testing them. and we need we need you to walk through. TSA we're going to give you this little. uh it was like a little packet is that. you just put in your pocket and it. smells like a bomb. he's like just walk through TSA like.

you're normal and just we're gonna see. if the dogs notice. he's a kite. I just got attacked by a dog the week. before. finally it's my time it's it's my time. to go through the thing and I'm looking. at the dogs I'm looking around. and by the way they didn't tell other. people in TSA line oh because it's a. long TSA line with a hundred other. people yeah that's miscommunication it. and so I walked through and of course.

jumping up on me I'm losing my mind I'm. freaking out the whole Airport's looking. this guy's got a bomb. foreign. I made it out of life but. yeah I don't and I don't I don't mess. with dogs like that anymore yeah in. terms of breaking up their fights if. they're gonna fight. best man wins yeah somebody else that's. got you know that's God or nature like. nature does all kind of [ __ ] that we try. to stop a lot of times that's insane.

flooding dog fights it's like you got to. think like but it flood yeah now she's. doing it we're like we'll build this. little wall they should be like [ __ ]. she's [ __ ] out of your mind. um I remember one time they had uh. um oh [ __ ] I think it was about an. animal but I forgot oh well. um. yeah I think we might have covered maybe. everything Caleb is there anything else. we didn't cover really no dude oh we. want to go hunting.

we're supposed to go with Michael. Waddell. yeah and I'm really sad about it I mean. I don't have you hunted a lot I don't. know you seem like you would be someone. who hunted a lot but I don't think you. have and I'm wearing this today too yeah. before hunting. so I have I wouldn't say I've hunted I. did a lot of peeping tommen and stuff. and I was like when I was real young you. know. um. I have been on I used to shoot snakes I. used to work on this farm and we would. shoot snakes all afternoon uh with like. handguns and stuff but.

I wouldn't say I've hunted you know. trying to think of anything else that. I've oh my brother and I shot a dove. last week. um. and I've had recently my brother cook. some raccoon. and we did have some squirrel as well so. you haven't hunted this what I'm taking. from this yeah yeah yeah I guess I have. it it'll be fine for both of our first. times that's true huh yeah first time. hunting I mean it's a good guide to go. with oh you don't like it with him We're. not gonna like it that's true and he was. and he's awesome too he was at dude I.

don't know what Jimmy is okay with us. saying and not but his that little group. he puts together yeah is such a eclectic. and awesome group of people for that. little trip it's like a summer trip I. don't know if you talked about on here. or not yeah I have talked about it yeah. we got to go to uh Jimmy John is a jack. Pine uh he does a summer camp every year. in Wisconsin and that's kind of where. you and I kind of got to kick it and. hang some yeah. um yeah and there's like music and just. good food macaroni. uh great people.

you'll just be sitting around you'll. have there's like billionaires yeah not. just Jimmy but there's other like huge. dudes and then there's Michael Waddell. there's you there's guys are like Titans. of Industry then there's country singers. NASCAR drivers and then they're just. families normal people Emma lagosi's. there the emeralds there beef jerky. owner yeah was there beef jerkies and. then you're just kind of sitting around. you're hanging it just kind of like a. cool interesting Vibe yeah we played. some uh volleyball that was awesome. people played music caught some carp and.

some Northern. what else man but I've heard it's well I. don't know I was up there the year. earlier yeah and it was [ __ ] bananas. dude yeah Vince Neil out there losing. his gills you know dude you had a kid. rock out there just him and Travis. Trevor throwing shoes at each other I. mean she was [ __ ] lit man yeah maybe. next should be like a happy medium. because I think this year was very. conservative it felt like it's my first. time yeah it was it was low-key everyone. was like telling stories about the years. past you should have seen.

yeah he should have been there yeah it. was like being in high school like dude. with the last senior Blaster they were. crazy yeah that was always it huh did. y'all have a big senior thing that. happened at the end of the year like a. big like competition or anything like. that. I don't remember dude I don't have a. good memory yeah I don't either. I wonder what that is. I think dude I was like he'd been. podcasting could be drinking. yeah but it could be just we could be. naturally have bad memories. could have been cocaine for me I don't.

know if cocaine does anything to your. brain or not. but feels like it could. football football's a good one yeah CT. there's a lot of ways to hurt your brain. but dude you're only here one time yeah. and you only need your brain tell you. about what 45 yeah probably 60. 60. a. little early dude I've always been bad. about that though I've always been like. dude when I'm dude when I'm 29. oh yeah. yeah but when you were a kid you see. somebody that's like 35 like this. [ __ ] easier yeah it's [ __ ] ancient.

guy with this mustache yeah God just. like molest Me or Leave bro you [ __ ]. creeping everybody yeah iPad you don't. even care yeah I'm on my iPad Kayla. Presley you can uh check him out on. Sunday conversation and how often does. it come out so during this. Sonic conversation is a part of our. inept barcel NFL show okay it's a. segment okay so like the whole idea. behind it was. um like the NFL Countdown I think it's.

that's what has is some they have Sunday. conversation got it which is a. one-on-one conversation it's like what's. our interview segment gonna be and then. a guy a bars named Rowan was like Sunday. conversation yeah which was have Lindy. balls eat some ice cream it'll be a. Sunday and so that's how it started and. then it's kind of took on of its life of. its own but it runs during football. season it's part of our football show so. every Sunday for football season every. Sunday oh okay I get it that's when it. comes out yeah man I'd eat I'd eat some. mushrooms before I went on mine with you. really yeah I was just not feeling good.

man I needed something just to I was. just I've been just going through this. over a time period I just had been. feeling really like just like just. depleted yeah so nothing crazy it's one. of our highest viewed episodes of all. time oh really yeah oh that's awesome. man that's awesome yeah it was a lot of. fun I like being in there and seeing. Glenny in there and I love seeing him. you know that's why I always every guest. I'm like you met Glennie balls yet and. if they say no I'm like boy you're in. for it yeah it's just it's like it's. just such a uh he's gonna see that he.

does and you don't see that in the wa. you don't see that in the wild. and his Legend's growing yeah or you. don't see that in captivity if that's. just something you see in the wild. yeah and in some ways I try to make sure. I don't I just let him you know let him. be yeah we go to a new city we went to. Tampa last week for Ric Flair and I knew. he's going to get there a couple days. early he's going to leave a couple days. late and he's going to be in Tampa for a. while he'll show up for a 15-minute. interview and he'll eat some ice cream. but he'll be in Tampa for a while yeah. man he's almost like a warm front yeah.

can't control him when he's coming and. he don't know he's leaving you'll know. what he's going to do but you know some. people's gonna be wet. uh Kayla Presley man thanks so much for. your time dude I look forward we'll go. on our first hunt can't wait yeah well. the video we'll just shoot a little. video or something maybe that'll be. really fun I would like to do more stuff. in Nashville with you yeah it'd be fun. man me too bro thanks for being here. with us cool. [Music].

rolling like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone. oh but when I reach that ground I'll. share this piece of my life I found I. can feel. it in the bones. but it's gonna take.