Brotherly Love | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #384

happy St Patrick's how about it happy St. Patrick's baby you can you know it's a. it's uh if you celebrate St Patrick's I. want to wish you wish you well with. it if you've ever found yourself in a. shiny green. hat vomiting uh outside of a. 7-Eleven then you are probably. Irish if you've.

ever if you hit about the age of 50 and. you have the same haircut as your. wife that's a that's an Irish staple I. feel. like. um what else oh a lot of Irish men and. women as they age they got the same tits. on them if you notice. that they s they similarly jugged up you. know you see them they give they uh.

that's a popular Irish thing you hit 50. 55 you and your wife who's almost your. buddy. now uh you know they just they kind of. morph into the same being it seems like. or twins almost and they they double. titted they got the same tits but happy. St Patrick's Day to you. um what else a lot of closeted gay. happens during St Pats cuz men they get.

the tights it's a lot of liquor they're. carrying around the uh in New Orleans at. the St Patrick's Day Parade they'll. carry this thing of. flowers and then the men get drunker and. they start kissing each other on the. face even at some point and I don't know. what at that. point I that's when I would usually. drive home but some men keep going and. the parade keeps going. and I don't know what happened I just. you know just hope for the best for.

those. guys you know you hope somebody gets. them a sandwich or kind of helps them. because you'll end up damn gay and not. even want to be you know and it wasn't a. plan when you started out in the. morning and that is uh St Patrick's Day. a. lot what else um oh dude I uh so the. other day I'm. ordering I guess what I want to talk. about is.

autism you know I'm ordering some. cottage cheese at a uh breakfast place. I'm ordering some cottage. cheese and it's a you know it's a rare. Choice it is what it is I ordered it the. guy goes uh I don't know if we have. cottage cheese but let me. see what I can do for. you that's nice that's a sweet guy so I. wait he brings over a bowl he brings. over a bowl and it's.

like three or four pieces of cheese cut. up in a little. bitty squares and shapes kind of just. and he just kind of stacked them all in. a little. bowl and I I just I mean the [ __ ] just. I'm I'm grateful you know I didn't want. that's not how I didn't want things like. that but it the guy made an. effort but I think what we're starting. to see more and more is.

autism you know we're starting to see it. more as a. uh it's a positive in this and because. here's what it. is a lot of big business owners. now you know uh Jeff. Bezos um Elon Musk they have. autism you know nobody wants to flat out. say it but if you're part computer part. person that's always what autism was. autism was that you know you know was.

Danny calculator it was that dude who. you would start talking you would reach. out to shake his hand and he would kind. of shake he would shake your hand with. his eyes you know he would like kind of. just look look at you look down look up. look down look up like he was sh you. know he's part computer it's built into. him and those are people that are. starting to rule the world because the. world is becoming more man and more. computer it's mer you know we're merging.

it's that man you know it's that Manor. you know that compin you know it's that. um it's that middle. ground you'll put a. uh you'll put your hand in a woman's. pants and she'll have a damn uh you know. a quarter of a keyboard down. there you know and you'll just start. typing in P you know c l t or you know. Labby or whatever however you spell it. you know you don't even you're not even.

really touching the genitals anymore. you're just typing in the words of it. you know uh uh uh you're just uhh uhh. uhh until they you know I'm just saying. we're starting to we're we're seeing the. merging of. people and that's what you know it's. just and those are people that are going. to rule the world because. it's it's just we're becoming more of. both we're becoming more computerized.

automated. ATM. blender you know you. just so just being a human is. not it's good but it's. oldfashioned the these these people that. are doing it all now are people that can. see both worlds at. once and sometimes you get the Jeff. Bezos sometimes you get the um.

sometimes you get the Elon. Musk and sometimes uh you get Patrick. you get the dude who brought me who cut. up four pieces of cheese into a. bowl you know it's kind it's a light. autism it's not helping anybody really. but you know it it helps you know. it's it it's it works at a diner a. little bit I guess.

yes anyway. um I don't know exactly what I'm talking. about but I never have and uh I'm. grateful to be here with you today and. uh I mean that uh from all of my a ordas. Let's uh let's hear a little bit of. this come. on we're going to take it back baby. [Music].

come. on I'm just sitting on your front porch. wondering how could I be so far from my. home and my mind is somewhere but when I. it I'll patch where. it's come on baby come on now I'm just. floating on the breze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves I must be.

Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this of mind I can. feel feel it in my bones let's go but. it's going to. take a little. time for me to set that Park and break. and let myself on. wi shine that Li on.

[Music]. me I S and tell you my. story. shine on. me now we find a song sing it just for. [Music]. you oh there we are that's Shine by. Bishop gun you know that and that's that. old. hitter and that that's the that's the.

one that started it off for us and here. we are. 384 383 episodes. later gang baby uh good to be with you. today what's going on not much. man not much really just kind of. checking in with myself you. know you know just some like to ask. myself well how how are you feeling man. you know I do you know I'm that Fe you. know.

I'm that that feeling fret baby I'll. Scurry all across my. damn you know I'll I'll. just you know I really I'm right there. on my feelings if you need my feelings I. got them itches for you. baby. um yeah I like to ask myself what's. going on what am I feeling what am I. thinking what's got me excited what's. got me scared.

you know where's my head. at where should my head be. at I don't. know um but I like to ask myself those. things what's going on how are you. feeling and then answer myself. well sometimes I I don't want to answer. myself when I'm feeling. good some I I'll get in that little that. spin cycle of uh I just want to be.

feeling bad you know that permanent. pressure. um but sometimes it's like. hey I'm all. right I'm all right baby I just got four. pieces of cheese cut up in a small bowl. son you know I'm doing. good I just met a girl she's. got uh she's got two.

keyboard titties it's you. know I'm living I'm I'm [ __ ] in the. future I'm doing. good we're merging I wonder are we. becoming more. robots you know you see these people. that have the that have you know half a. calculator behind their eyes and and uh. and they're. more uh operating system than they are. heart.

and you want you're like you know you. start to wonder are they the next. Evolution am I just out here living in. the Stone Age with my. feelings when three generations from now. it'll. be you know it'll all you. know they'll have our feelings. almost well we have been taken over by. some type of. crossbreed with a gigabyte.

and and uh and you'll press a button on. your hip and you'll. smile you know I just I don't I don't. know what the future is going to be like. I don't know but I believe that autism. is that gray area where we're starting. to see. maybe cuz it used to be somebody at. autis like damn Ricky's [ __ ] up you. know oh damn Rick Ricky over there. licking that.

snake Ricky's licking. snakes but now you're like. damn you. know Rick's licking snakes and. uh Annie's running a damn app you know. he owns four apps so you're like well. he's really he's doing well you know he.

started a damn Petco on his. phone all be you know or he started. selling leather goods because he learned. the you know he just tasted that texture. for so long on the back of that Rattler. and next thing you know he's out here. vending damn purses you know fendy. purses or something you know uh you know. he's out here you know making milk snake. uh. um you know he's out here making milk. snakes sand skin sandals for Deaf.

children or whatever and he's you know. he won an Academy Award or whatever and. he's got autism I'm just saying I don't. know I I don't know anything and I never. have. so um what's going on I'm trying to. think of what else is going on not much. I'm GNA go I saw some uh music the other. day went and watch some singer. songwriters. um I'm enjoying my time out here in the. central East right now.

um March Madness is. here dude I love March. Madness I love it I love watching the. games you know basketball starts at like. 10. a.m. God I love. that I love. that you know I love that you can kind. of be at work but you you. know you're cheering on colleges you. never even heard B arine.

Colgate. uh Etha you know. um you know West Wego state or whatever. Gulf Coast Community College Tech Sunday. school go Ravens you know you're just. you don't even know what's going on. you're buying merch and [ __ ] you know it. just you're dialed in and there's just. great bad basketball all week and I love.

that. um yeah what's going on I'm going to get. myself a. piano my birthday's coming up I'm gon. get myself a. piano um I'm looking forward to that you. know I've wanted a piano for a long time. so I'm gon have that [ __ ]. uh and yeah that's kind of what's. happening in my week really um yeah I. got up this morning and uh I went over.

to the gym you know I I get up and do a. routine right now um I get up and I make. a uh I do prayers and then I do a. gratitude list and a. meditation um and then I get into. motion I get moving baby I get you know. weener first is kind of my motto it's. like sometime you can walk where your. body your shoulders are first or your. face is first we used to have this one.

fella he always kind of looked like this. like his nose was always. first looked like he was always uh. smelling booty you know body gas or. something or sniffing you know that butt. has if you know if somebody had been you. know chiefing out their own butt doing. gas body gasing fighting you know. fighting if somebody been doing any of. that he. uh you um he walked like he had nose.

first you know this fell Steven like he. was always like he was a detective for. uh body gas poop gas butt butt has you. know what I'm talking about gas. Boton and. um and uh so some people walk like that. nose first some people walk knees first. a lot of Indian people if you have if. you have a friend who is a a uh. uh Far Eastern Indian not Native.

Americans who are pretty much my new. favorite people too I want to say that. so uh but anyway if you are a uh Indian. you know like you know what I'm talking. about an Indian dude trucker or gas. station guy it guy. engineer. uh some they almost look like black guys. but they're not you ever see a you see a. black dude but he has regular hair.

you're like what the [ __ ] that's an. Indian dude or. Bangladeshi and they won't tell you if. they're one or the other you got to ask. them you almost have to tap on them and. ask them and Indian people they walk. sometimes knees first it's hard it's. very they do they will do it but my new. thing weener first if you got that. weener if you were. leading with that vestibule of seed baby. that wiener. and then you f you telling the world.

hey get this dick you know that's what. you're telling the world you're saying. hey you going to come at. me I'm gonna give you this serving right. up and there's something powerful about. that to walk with your loin with that. bag baby you know with that bag and. Branch baby with that bat with that bat. and Satchel baby you know what I'm. saying with that root and them seed. buckets baby there's something powerful.

to say you know what I'm putting it all. forward there's something powerful about. that ah and Native Americans did that. they walk their very the posture is. right there you got snout genital knee. and that [ __ ] was lined up and maybe. you'd see that the penis would be just. ahead just winning the race you know. like they're coming out us right.

penis and comes. the. penis you know uh and there's something. powerful about that and I'm 1/8 Pontiac. a lot of people didn't know that I am. 1/8 Pontiac we got the chart back or. whatever somebody spitting something you. know or my sister banged somebody and. they got tested I don't know what. happened but I am 1/8 p. and I'm happy about.

that uh we got some great calls that. came in. um you know I want to let you know also. right now that uh we're currently uh uh. actually you know what let's go to this. call that came in right. here oh what's up D my name is uh Victor. I actually saw you in uh in Chicago I'm. from Chico Chicago I saw you at the. Chicago Theater uh what's up.

Victor and Victor is a great name. because it's uh it means. Champion it means first place leader. trophy boy you know what I'm saying a. blue ribbon monster that's Victor baby. that's Victor. onward I was a tall Mexican with blue. sweater I don't know you might not oh I. did meet a tall Mexican after the.

show. um and they're rare I mean when you meet. them you know it I mean you damn want to. steal a piece of their hair you know cuz. it's they're that's that Chupacabra baby. you know what I'm saying you don't see a. tall. Mexican name 44 tall. Mexicans you know what I'm saying you. can't it's just they don't have it and. they're. trying you see a lot lot of Mexican. people these days they [ __ ].

upward you see them meet somebody and if. they're not five4 they're not [ __ ]. them and I'm sorry about my language but. that's just what's going on baby let's. hear the call same thing um I was. wondering what you think about you know. them them Ukrainian Brothers you know. getting getting absolutely [ __ ]. blacked by Russia you know you know what. I'm saying and uh what do you think. about the president of Ukraine.

uh denying a write out he said I don't. need a ride out I need bullets bro I. think this guy's [ __ ] B huge bro like. this guy [ __ ] man you know look baby I. say this they're bangers baby the. ukrainians are bangers and those people. man those frozen far easterners baby. they they about that they about that. bout them people like to cigarette smoke. and and.

uh and try and knock each other out. bro that it is a ice cold. culture they have I remember seeing. uh not seeing but hearing descriptive. stories of children playing with stone. dolls over. there and you'd see a drawing of like a. 5-year-old girl carrying a you know 4B. uh Stone doll that she got for Christ or.

whatever. so when you when you when your first. baby doll that [ __ ] weigh four. pounds and it's made out of stone and. you got to keep you keep it in your bed. at night or even if you put it in the. garden and a bird shits on that thing. baby that's a and you still carrying. that thing to church I mean you are a. lot of tough people over there. um and yeah you know I think it's a you. know it's kind of a travesty to see that.

there's so much. violence uh but yeah they want to Ewood. it out they want to bang it out that. dude's saying mail me a bullet you could. put a bullet in the mail of that dudee. he's ready to use. it um and you know I don't know enough. about the. situation. uh but I just know that we're going to. try to help where we can and actually. right now uh we're running a 25% off. sale the out of gas collection from now.

until this Sunday March. 20th and proceeds from the sale will go. to the World Vision International. Ukraine crisis. fund uh I have a friend that works for. that organization they're a great. organization um they really focus on. helping uh children and uh they have. this Ukraine specific crisis fund so. that's where it's going to go to if you. don't like that charity that's totally. fine uh put your effort somewhere else. we're going to make a donation as well.

um well that's what we're going to do. man you know and uh yeah it's just I. mean war is just. damn it's just people want it all you. know you see people they want it. all and I think Putin he don't he wants. to go out he wants to go out that Banger. you know he's kind of that fifth year. senior right now and he's like I'm not. going out with without using old the. toys I'm not going out without using all.

the toys he's that toy bear you know and. he opens up his uh toy chest and it's. all missiles baby it's missiles and. strong knives he's got a knife that have. a damn missile in it you stab somebody. and then a missile shoots them like damn. just stabbed. them but that's who he is baby that's. who he is and he is who you thought he. was you always knew it the dude's. shirtless he's out there [ __ ] you.

know. he's you know he's he don't have a lot. of. heart and he's from another. era but Ukraine saying let's bang baby. let's make it three out of five you know. herb Dean's trying to step in and. they're saying nah n n n Let It. Go Let It Go I'd love to see bisang and. anic uh commentate it. because I wouldn't be surprised to see. Ukraine make that comeback and.

um you know and our and our thoughts and. well wishes and prayers with everybody. over there that's a lot of travesty. going on when you see War happen and in. a second we're going to take those calls. uh we had a lot of people call in about. the. masturbation and if they had ever had a. sibling uh if they called a sibling. masturbating how that had fared um and. what that's like to grow up being a. victim of.

um of visual sibling. masturbation. seeing victim. so all right I want to know uh what. would you do if you didn't have any High. interest. loans and it's a good question because. some people don't. know some people make make themselves a. steak dinner or get get a steak for the. kid a kid had never had a. steak I remember I had my first steak. when I think I was 16 17 somebody daddy.

cut me a piece of steak or left some on. his plate cuz he got. drunk and I ate it well what would you. do if you didn't have high interest. loans or credit card debt would you move. to a new city would you start a family. or a new family a lot of men do that. through upstart you can pay off your. existing debt quickly with a personal. loan that's right so you can tackle your. next big Financial goal if you want to. start a fishing camp or if you want to. adopt a.

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you about all. birds and I'm not talking about uh GS. and uh pelicans and everything tuken and. Sparrow talking about the shoes man you. want to feel your feet. fly put on the new all birds tree Dasher. 2 I love my birds I love them when I go. to the airport I put them on you know if. I'm going to a c ual business. meeting which a lot of business meetings.

are now and they're casual or semi. casual I. think um then that's how you do it you. know and I don't know what semic casual. means it might means you have a little. bit of an elction but I don't know that. and don't quote me on that but you can. quote me that the all birds tree Dasher. 2 is a great. shoe um and it's it's a running shoe now. you know I I I've I've frequented the uh. the casual pairs but the running shoe is.

different it's for outdoors it's for. taking on your goals out there in the. spring and feeling it let nature say hey. I'll meet you Outdoors I'll meet you. halfway Mother Nature let's go for a jog. their light more responsive foam adds. spring to every step extra traction. grips the pavement they have FSC. certified. tensel lioel. that's right eucalyptus tree fiber built.

into him dang so you if you're running. on a trail you're putting nature on. nature baby shoelaces made from recycled. plastic. bottles go to allbirds.com the new all. birds tree Dasher to I love my all birds. I really do and you will. too yeah we had this call that came in. um I want to play this sucker. hey coo my name is Big Daddy J Big Daddy.

J brother and uh appreciate your call. man. onward I'm calling all the way from. Walnut California. ronia. Walnut and uh that's a you know it's a. not the Walnut is a nut you don't hear. much about peanut really have a lot of. the they kind of. they got the a lot of the acreage.

Walnut it's kind of that all you know. it's kind of that unorthodox strain. looking nut it looks like a damn nut out. of your body a body nut you know a sack. nut uh that little seed baby it looks. like a real body. nut but yeah uh anyway I don't know what. I'm talking about onward hey man I just. wanted to say I love the part cast uh I. love the comedy specials you got on.

Netflix they. hilarious um and I wanted to ask you uh. if you don't mind blowing up the spot uh. what's the name of the iasa retreat that. you went to in La um I've been I've been. feeling a need to go and get that done. gang baby I appreciate you asking and. it's a secretive place that's the that's. the thing right now you know it can't be. legally done in America I believe unless. you're a church. chch.

um uh let me see it says right here the. iasa plant itself is not illegal in the. United States however the active. ingredient DMT is as it is classified as. a schedule one drug which is the same. category as Heron and ecstasy man I can. tell you these things are way iasa is. way different than that iasa has been. decriminalized in Oakland. California Santa.

Cruz uh Denver Colorado Washington DC. and Cambridge massachusett this means. you won't face prosecution if you. possess or use the Psychedelic. Brew but only in these. cities uh and I don't know how much of. that is true I don't know if that's. really the best information this is just. off of. random uh space on the internet let me. read one. more uh. [Music].

um while it is true that only the two. main Brazilian iasa religions Uno do. vegital and Santo daim have secured. legal protections for Sacramento iasa. use in the. US and those legal protections do not. yet formally extend to anyone else today. there is a growing movement of churches. erting their rights either by formal.

petitions or heel digging perseverance. to use psychedelic sacraments as part of. the free exercise of their religions. under the First Amendment of the US. Constitution and the religious freedom. restoration. act um that's really. interesting uh this article is also from. 2020 so that doesn't really help. us uh let me see if I can get anything. more recent. Seattle's psychedelic revolution has.

arrived decriminalization means shrooms. have officially taken root oh. interesting. um you know I'm GNA have to do a little. bit more uh investigative on this I'm G. to have to do a little bit more. investigative from what I know what from. what I believe and have heard you have. to be a church to administer the drug. you have to be a church. um I know there's a lot of groups that. are fighting and pushing for it the.

group that I did it with is fighting and. um and pushing for it um but in the. meantime it's a it's got a trap house. vibe to it. uh and it's it's really fascinating you. go and you wear all white and you sit. there and you are in this group and I. didn't know anybody when I went and uh. you drink one plant and then a little. while later you drink another plant. and you sit there and you just start.

like meditating you just start having a. thought and then it becomes a. story and. then uh the story you start to realize. that it's not just a thought you're. having it's a. uh sometimes kind of a. realization. um I don't know I'll go more into it I'm. going to think more about it um if you. have any questions about the iwasa send. in or about my experience send them in.

and I'll try to do an episode about it. uh specifically about it next time um I. know last time we put this question on. it was a very interesting question as to. the the time in men's life about their. body and their uh. seing and I want to uh just hear that. question right now here it. is I'm sure there's probably if there's. anybody out there if you ever had a. brother you accidentally seen your. brother masturbate or something you know.

and I'm not trying to. be you know nasty or whatever but I'm. just curious the effect it has on you. can you. still look at him the same is everything. still okay between you uh and if you saw. him do you tell them you let them know. that or is that a private thing. and you know or or if your brother saw. you how did you handle. that you know how how' you handle that. and had a lot of interesting calls man. and I find this stuff to be.

fascinating and some you know some. people will say uh this stuff's homo. erotic I don't find. that but I find it interesting to get a. bead on how we learn. sex and what it means and how we you. know I've had taboos at things in my. life where I was like oh I can't talk. about this I can't share this I can't. say things that I'm into or not into I'm.

afraid um I've always had an intense. nervousness around. sex uh so it's almost felt like this. just crazy game of freeze tag where it's. just like you're it you're it you're it. you're it you're it you're it you're it. you're it you're it it you know it's. like um I don't know I've never handled. it super well I get so damn excited I'm. like one of those uh fainting goats you. know. I'm like one of those fainting goats. baby when it comes to the the.

sexual and the full sexual baby I got. that fainting goat energy you know what. I'm saying I'll be in there I'll be. bleeding and hammering and I'll be. eating garbage you know I'm that goat. but damn. son before I know it a couple uh thrusts. in and that the clock strikes midnight. and. I'm I'm faint you know I faint I you. know I I get my energy gets so. heightened up I can't handle it and my. brain shuts.

down but anyway let's get back to you. guys sorry I'm hogging all. this uh that was the question and you. guys had some great uh great calls that. came in man I want to hear a couple of. them here we. go gang gang peo this is Zach what's. going on man. Zack and that's short usually for. Zachariah I believe or uh. Zack Z Zach maybe even I think. it's uh somewhere from somewhere else so.

let's hear it um just listen to your. episode the other day and you're talking. about you know learning to beat off and. stuff and uh and getting like caught by. your brother or whatever you I never got. caught by a family member but I got. taught by a fell down the street from me. and he taught me what masturbation was. and then um you know back in middle. school when when you were figuring that. out and all the homies found out you. know we all found out together how to.

beat off you know one guy learns he. starts telling his Bud like yo you got. to try this [ __ ] and then next thing you. know bro it's a Friday night we're. having a sleepover and we're all hanging. out watching some freaking pornography. together just beating off oh yeah the. devil's video game baby you know that. little spunk Bowser you know what I'm. talking about fighting that damn inner. enemy onward just a bunch of freaking. 12-year-old dudes just getting there I. mean nothing's coming out we couldn't.

come yet but you know we were trying um. anyway it wasn't gay or nothing is just. you know your boys found out how to beat. off you're like dude this shit's sick um. anyways bro love the podcast love you. man gang gang gang baby this shit's sick. Bro. dang bro we were at. [Applause]. Rands and we were beaten up. yeah baby I feel look it's I mean it's.

all interesting how does it come in your. life how do you learn. it is it in a comfortable space is it in. an uncomfortable space I'm sure if you. and all your friends are out there just. dry be you know you. know beating but not even saying it not. even you know just like the damn Blue. Man Group out there you know you guys. are doing you know you're putting in the. work but. nobody's you don't really know you know. you're not. you just y'all ain't getting nothing out.

that's a damn Blue Man Group hell that. could have been how the Blue Man Group. started couple dudes. beating and there's no you know no. geysering you know no spout and the next. thing you know they damn turn blue and. they start a. ban. um yeah I think look I of course it's. nothing gay to nobody unless there's a. gay dude who was in the. group if that's the case then that is.

his he bro he saved the sheets that. guy if you have a friend who isn't. married and he's never had a girlfriend. and he wears a bed sheet every Halloween. with the eyes cut. out and it's the same bed sheet then. that dude is us that dude was a. undercover gay dude who was in y'all's. friend group. because he's probably he probably.

started taking art classes he's drawing. those reenact drawing those scenes I. mean to him that's. everything but yeah it's interesting how. do you learn. it I remember somebody. uh at school one time said the word. dildo and I didn't know what it. was you know and I knew a lot of words I. was a word. boy people you'd see me sometime running. down the street a damn preposition fall. out of my back bag or a ining or a you.

know l or a damn you know uh you know. you'd see a damn Anam manaia just roll. you know fall out of my shirt sleeve or. something I was a word. boy and. uh and man yeah you see. um what I talking. about I don't know but that's one way. look I think that's in insane to see. people that's using a damn air rifle to. some of y'all you know that's insane to.

me. but that's how you learned it I mean I. remember. I I. had. um I had found some nudie magazines. titty. literature you know what I'm talking. about titty literature baby you. know and uh. and I found him on the top level of my. brother's.

closet and dude I got out there and at. the same time I found a little bit of. Alise. liquor and that [ __ ] was peach peach. flavored or something something. beautiful beautiful flavor you know a. flavor that didn't have a lot of flavor. back then you had peppermint you had. strawberry you had lime had just come. out and people were all crazy about lime. you know you'd see husband you know. spousal killing somebody choked the. spouse to death he he would share the. lime you know he would he kept the lime.

in his truck you know so when Peach came. out people were [ __ ] keyed up you'd. see people C keying each other's cars. and yelling you're a [ __ ] out of their. vehicle when they're driving buying [ __ ]. people didn't know how to handle the. energy because nobody had seen Peach. before as a new. flavor and damn when it hit the scene. people were gassed. up and uh I got up on that it was the. the top level in my brother's closet and. they had some nudie magazine and some.

liquor and I'd never had there one of. them. bro and I crack open one and I crack. open the. other and next thing you know I'm you. know touching myself to the magazine and. sipping on the liquor and then I'm. sipping on one point I'm sipping on the. magazine dude I'm trying to pour the. titties into my mouth and I'm touching. the. bottle I just got all damn confused and. then at one point I blacked out and fell. off that shelving.

unit you know like a damn you know I. fell off a child I landed a man baby and. I was blacked out unconscious erect and. had liquor uh peach Liquor on my. breath amen baby that's all I got to say. let's take another call you guys had. some great ones the hot line as always. is 98566. 49503. onward he hey this is uh Stevie D. calling out of New Jersey Stevie.

D out of New. Jersey and some people can't even spell. their last name and that you know and. I'm not saying that s that's sad Stevie. I. just you know we're here for you Bubby. Stevie D thank you brother onward just. calling to tell you what it's like to. have your brother walk in on you uh you. know jerking it not only did my brother. catch me jerking it but also my sister.

and my mother did as well not at the. same time although I think that might. have actually been better but yeah. anyways uh it's [ __ ] horrible it's. exactly how you would imagine it you. know it ruins not only that day but a. week possibly 10 days of your life just. F feels pure shame you know your brother. tries to pretend everything's okay but. you know it isn't oh yeah I mean your.

brother's no you know he's no. uh you know Benedict Cumberbatch or. whatever he's no uh Brad Paisley he's. not a great actor so he can try to. pretend all he wants that everything's. fine but it's the reality is seeping. through the seams that he knows that you. are you know touching your body in such. a unique way that Seaman's coming out of. it. and that. is that's a lot man it sounds like a lot.

anyway onward my mom was probably the. worst though because she walked in and I. was just sitting on a bed staring at a. laptop naked sitting there crisscrossed. applesauce oh Native American style now. you got to respect that a little you. know I'm 1/8 Pontiac baby and you got to. respect a man who gets back to his roots. to get back to his routee onward and you.

know it really just uh made me take a. good look at my life but yeah it's it's. exactly as bad as you would imagine it. oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I can imagine. that I can see when all the family sees. it when all the family gets the hang of. that uh when they all get to and then. they're talking you know they're talking. about it you know they're going one of. the movies and after the movie they're. walking into the car and one of them's. like oh you know remember when uh hey.

this is uh Stevie D remember when Stevie. D B you know was bursting himself over. there you know and then the other one's. like I he was bursting himself by me you. know so yeah I'm sure that they have had. a real hoot now I'm sure you given them. a lot of. Joy now at the time very traumatic. especially your sister and mother to see. it I mean don't you don't you know how. to lock a door don't you know how to.

damn close a. door what do you you. know and who sits there in Native. American I mean I guess I app you. know you know I'm sorry I'm really. judging here but I just you know I. just well here's what I would do I think. you should at one make make some joy out. of it now I would have them all bring a. scorecard to the table one day y'all are. at dinner you have dessert have a. pudding have a. pudding and be like look guys on the.

count of three I want you to all rate me. on how you felt like I was doing as a. masturbator and then they all hold that. card up you get a nine you get a six if. your sister gives you a 10 dude then you. guys that then then then that's on her. now if your sister gives you a damn 10. on uh on turba that's on her so I think. but that would add some levity to it and. really bring it off that high cliff of.

you know uh Stevie da a per you know. Stevie D he's a. parent all right let's uh let's get in. another one here right here. onward what's up baby bear this is John. from Sunny La I'm just looking out my. balcony enjoying a cup of coffee and um.

responding to the brothers and. masturbation question that you have. what's up John thank you for calling man. from Los Angeles and we appreciate you. and if you're drinking coffee and you. looking out the window y'all must be. damn Rich baby if you got a window in a. French press son. damn y'all must be damn Rich your daddy. must have damn done something huh let's. hear. more my brother actually taught me how. to masturbate and uh we're best of.

friends man I think I was like 11 we. shared a room and he uh he was awake and. woke me up and he's messing around and. I'm like yo Tony what are you doing he. looked at me man he said I'm. masturbating it feels so good you've. never masturbated damn Tony huh. om I like I don't even know what that is. man so right next to him he sat me down. and taught me and being 11 man with.

those boners I couldn't get enough of it. I was going into. school I was like I'd sneeze and I'd. crack a boner I can't believe Riley. doesn't Riley doesn't he's got to be. walking around Full Tilt baby yeah I. mean look Riley Ma's a homeschooled kid. and who knows what happened to him and. who knows what God is want for him or if. his parents are you know trying to. detour him off a God's bust path I don't. know. you know this is fascinating to me that. your.

brother it is fascinating to me that. your brother taught you how to. masturbate I'd. never I've never heard of. that um and at first I'm thinking man. this guy is this is this is this is not. good but then the more I'm thinking. about it I'm like this. is this. is maybe this is how it's supposed to be. you know cuz other wise who teaches you. you know some creep over there some guy.

selling sugar syrup or whatever you know. some guy's got you in his truck or. something he's a trucker he drove off. the interstate he's putting Tootsie. Rolls in you and Michael gret's mouth. and now he you know and now y'all all. dampened up over there y' you know and. you don't even know. anybody. um maybe it's the brother's. responsibility. ma maybe it's the brother's.

responsibility or the father's. responsibility that's a great I wonder. how they used to do it in Native. culture because that's where we're Miss. we're missing all of literally all of. these beats you know like we're missing. this connective tissue. that we allow everything to be made. taboo and then.

we and then it's profited off of. products are created it's. like if my brother taught me how to. masturbate I I I use the same style as. him you know it's like people would know. us by our style if a you know say a cop. saw somebody jerking off near a building. and they just see the shadow they could. oh that's their you know that's how. they're that's the. family style you know I mean I just. that's fascinating. man you know I I think a good response.

on this what do you guys think 985 664. 9503 is it a brother is that a good idea. it's a Brother's. responsibility to teach their younger. sibling how to. masturbate the father might not be. because that's but I don't. know yeah I don't it's not you don't do. it to him but. you I don't know have somebody's father.

taught them I don't know some of this is. just really interesting to me man you. know I learned from a magazine and then. I found a dirty movie and I put that. [ __ ] in and next thing you know I'd. ejaculated and I felt horrible I didn't. know what was going. on and I felt ashamed there was nobody I. could ask my dad couldn't even hear me I. remember he was 82 or. 83 and I tried to add asked him. something and his [ __ ] heart pressure. went up and he all he couldn't drive his.

car and I remember he pulled the car. over and I thought he was so sad that. I'd asked. him and it had nothing to do with it he. was just senior citizen and just had. decided he couldn't drive anymore and. I'm just sitting there. and I just I don't know just a lot of. bad [ __ ] but um anyway his brother. taught him there you go that's one way. to do it. all right we're going to get to a few. more I want to also let you know that.

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name. baby I is a unique last name there's a. fighter Jessica I a uh UFC fighter. beautiful and Tough Gang. onward just want to let you know that. I'm a huge fan and you're a huge. inspiration to me I'm actually having my. son May 25th and I'm actually name himo. and the name is definitely derived from. a huge inspiration of you and I just.

wanted to say that you've had a huge. impact on me in my life and I thank you. for everything you've done for me over. these past couple of. years man thank you that's very that's. very awesome that's exciting uh you know. I feel uh that's very sweet of you man I. appreciate it and I'm happy and excited. for you guys and your child that's. beautiful man you got a little son and. Theo it's a good name you know um um I'm.

just happy for you onward but um yeah. one crazy [ __ ] story um just got done. listening to your most recent podcast um. Teenage Easter U my little brother he's. 13 now so we have a pretty decent age. Gap I'm 25 going on 26. and couple weeks ago when he was. sleeping over my house um he left his. phone open and now I'm not the type of. person to invade anyone's privacy but it.

was literally open on his browser. history so dress out of curiosity I. peeped it okay. onward and I was definitely [ __ ]. scarred for life I felt like I had to. wash my eyeballs out with Clorox bleach. after as far as history man I mean. categories from slam and Granny and the. fanny to foot jobs to double penetration. buildo rides man oh my God I just I just.

don't see how a. 13-year-old is is you. know interested in something like this. you know I'm just a simple guy it's like. the big booty you know some big tits. categories but yeah I just want to know. your thoughts on um these youngans uh. getting access to um pornographic uh. videography on it yeah well it's. heartbreaking you know. I mean it's heartbreaking to see that. these youngsters are all porned out you.

know the category it's just too intense. now when I was young the categories were. different it was like uh you know uh. tits across the street you know or like. uh you know chick with cough and big. tits you know that would be you know or. two two chicks with a c you know women. coughing women with tits you like oh. going to be good you know or lawyer's. wife or um woman with asthma with you.

know with tits you know or. um or woman chasing squirrel with uh. with strong. labia you know it was just a different. time it was a different time and now the. levels of pornography out there it's in. you know it's insane you know woman. [ __ ] building you know and you're like. oh that thing's three stories you know. damn you know that thing's got a car.

dealership in the bottom I mean is she. going to be okay you know it just. there's a lot more health concerns out. there. now and to know that the Young Bucks are. seeing it man I don't. know I don't know I don't know if it's. okay I don't know if it's safe so that. you know it's just a different time now. I mean I remember we had. when we learned about titty you know uh.

we had a fell that had soft hands I mean. just so soft you know looks like his. hands were just probably 40% um. polyester and he just had the softest. hands and I remember we would get him to. put his hands like this and to get a a. pencil half a pencil and get the Eraser. sticking. out and he'd do that after school. with that eraser sticking out and you'd. go over and you'd feel on his hand on.

the on the what was a. nipple and one of your other buddies who. was in choir he would whisper titty in. your ear you know so it was just it was. like this perfect storm you could feel. this soft kind of nipple thing and he's. saying titty and you got. this just this robust sense of. femin you know of of a. breast and that was.

porn you know we had to all meet up it. was just joining forward it was just you. know and now it's. just I mean that you know there's just. no God in it at least we were together. and there was a little bit of unity and. you had to you know get a pencil yeah. that I mean that was all it took for. arousal for. us and now the now the waters are deep. deep the waters are deep and the waters. are. devilish you know and and sometimes you.

need God's help man I would maybe maybe. take your brother over to the. church you know and I'm not saying beat. his ass at church but you know maybe get. out the. car. and hit him once and see if God wants. you to hit him again you'll know. immediately because sometimes the older. sibling has to come in and be God's hit. man you know sometimes the older sibling.

has to come in and be God's hit man. because if not what's next for the. boy you got to ask yourself that and. when I say you have to you have to. you're the brother man but. dang and also I don't want him teaching. little Theo that's me now I'm in now I'm. in I don't want him teaching me this. [ __ ] you know nine years from now his. little NE you know my uncle. is going to. be you know he's going to be you know.

what's he going to teach me you know. it's just I don't what's he gonna get me. for Easter or whatever I don't need all. that [ __ ] I'm only. nine so just take care of us man take. care of us and uh and congratulations on. the new kiddo man I'm excited for you. guys baby gang. gang oh man we got one more call right. here. hey zon this is uh Tyrus I'm uh just.

driving home back to California and I. was listening your podcast thought I'd. get some uh some stuff off my chest. Tyrell baby thank you for calling man. and it's good to get some uh diversity. on the Pod baby we love you guys dude. and we know you are good folks. onward just driving home back to. California and I was listening to your. podcast thought I'd get some uh some. stuff off my chest you know I've been. single for quite some time now haven't.

been having sex in the last I don't know. two years and I I just need some some. advice man on how do I get back in the. game how do I you know get. my my willly wet if you will um. appreciate it love what you're doing. keep it up later gang baby you trying to. get that hitter baby and I feel you look. first of all you got to get a woman or. something that has you. know something that's willing to let.

[Music]. you get inside. it and legally I think it has to be a. woman or man but I would you know I. don't know where you reside on the. sexual. Spectrum um. but it has to be one of them. so I don't know how to get back out. there are you dating did you give me any.

more information let me listen one more. time some stuff off my chest you know. I've been single for quite some time now. haven't been having sex in the last I. don't know two years okay now that's a. long time and there's a lot of. asexuality going on so you know but. sometimes you go through patches and you. don't need to feel like you have to have. sex all the time that's something that's. crazy you know that's a crazy. thing cuz once you start that fuse.

inside of yourself like I got to have I. got to get I got to meet girls girls. girl dude that [ __ ] got lit in me years. ago and that thing is a nightmare and. mine's finally starting to quell a. little so I don't feel that constant. need like I need. approval. um because that fuse will get lit and it. will just keep going and it's not even. you you're just acting on this impulse. so first of all you're coming from a. great place of. peace I'm choosing I would like to get.

that damp baby that labia you know what. I'm saying bro that little smut Mitten. dog you know what I'm saying bro that's. notnot. holster. so I think you got a great shot dude I. don't know how to just get back in just. to sex I think it's kind of easy people. are doing sex all the time. even though I read an article that. animals aren't even having sex. anymore so that's I don't know what.

that's going to be like in the. future you know you go to pet stores and. there's just videos and [ __ ] and just. reenactments in there of just or little. stuffed animals I have no you know a lot. of scary stuff going on but if you if. you have any suggestions for Tyrell how. to just get sex I mean go get you a. little hooker also if you want that I I. guess I don't know enough to know what. you. want um. but if you just want to get the willly. wet then yeah I think you could you.

know you could go to another country and. get you a little. hooker. uh you know that titty For Hire baby you. could do it or talk to somebody there's. a lot of women out there these days. who are open to sex just to help help. somebody. out um but I don't know if you have a. suggestion TI or two you can hit the. hotline 98566. 49503 uh and that's a.

good those are both interesting things. that are going. on but yeah how to just get some sex. damn just you know I I look I bet if you. ask 40 women two of them will say. yeah a lot of people don't care you know. that sex isn't as important to them or. they just not as much of a hang-up for. him. so and I haven't seen a picture of you. or a drawing of you so I don't know much.

about you but you sound like somebody. that somebody would. [ __ ] to be real honest let me listen. again real. quick haven't been having sex in the. last I don't know two years and I I just. need some some advice man yeah you're. driving across California you can drive. you can talk and drive on the phone at. the the same. time somebody will [ __ ] you bro I.

think yeah somebody will for sure dude. so I think just stay active man stay. alive if somebody has a great suggestion. for Tyler you can also offer for for. Tyrell sorry brother um 98566. 49503 damn will Wade got fired LSU. basketball coach I broke my heart uh. okay. um what's going on with. me I'm.

good you know a lot some some stuff on. the personal side we'll get into it on. another episode you know trying to feel. good I washed my. hair. so yeah you know I think I'm going. through some spaces where I'm kind of. having some new feelings about stuff and. that feel you know I'm trying to see. what that's like trying to pay attention. to my feelings. um yeah so kind of maybe where I've.

always been but uh really grateful to be. here today with you guys really grateful. that I get to do this and I get to spend. time with you um and we get to share. things in our lives that are fun or. interesting or. weird uh or somebody's weird or our. weird um we're lucky you know we are. lucky and uh. and I feel grateful for that um I'm. going to be putting some new tour dates.

out I'm excited I don't know what they. are yet but I'll probably uh announce. them next week um we have the fundraiser. for World Vision for. Ukraine uh for Relief efforts and it's. going to go I think a lot of the money. specifically goes to help children uh so. I'm really really excited about that. and yeah and if you're struggling with. something man just know that you aren't. alone you know and don't feel alone I. love you and. uh and just keep.

going you know just keep going just get. to lunch get to dinner get to bedtime uh. sometimes we got to just take the small. steps um you know and we take turns one. day one of us had you know is is leading. the other and the next day the other. one's leading the other um but that's. what a gang is baby that's what a gang. gang is. so y'all be good to yourselves bro uh. you deserve it and I'm going you know.

what I'll just finish the song that we. started out with this is Shine by Bishop. gun uh thank you everybody who hit the. hotline 98566. 49503 you guys be good to yourselves man. you deserve it. [Music]. gang been moving way too fast on the. runway train with a heavy load of M. [Music]. has and these rails that I've been.

riding on they want so thin that damn. guess they just Wert to. last I'm going to. try to make sense of what I can of where. I'm going oh and where I. be shine that light on me. I'll sit and tell you my.

story. shine on. me and I will find a song We Sing it. just. for i words you make it you. call I sing to you shine a light on me. [Music]. I'll sit and tell you the.

story. sh I will find a song sing it just for. you. [Music]. yeah baby when we share stuff man it. just yeah when we share stuff it's good.

gang.