Brittany Broski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #490

today's guest has her own podcast the. Broski report uh she's a comedian uh a. content creator whatever that term means. and um and she is one of a kind I'm. thankful to spend time with her today. Miss Britney. [Music]. rosi I'll sit and tell you my. stories sh.

know. me and I will find a song I will sing. [Applause]. it good to see you Britney Broski thanks. for coming this a dream Mr V oh that's. sweet of you to say that ah yeah what's. going on how's your day going man uh. I've been up since like 7 really on a. podcast tour today are you yeah I did um.

do you know Cody Co he's a YouTuber yes. yeah yeah I know who he is white guy. he's in the white guy Network the funny. white guy network uh yeah WGN that's him. you got the WGN yeah I filmed with him. this morning oh that's great huh was. podcasting a lot I've got my own podcast. as well yep the Broski report you got it. yeah yeah yeah I was watching a clip of. uh I was watching an episode actually. and you're singing you were. like you're like a um.

singer thanks that's nice yeah that. Selen Deion song. oh that's it yeah it was so good like is. that yeah did you have that skill like. um for so yeah for some my audience that. doesn't know like yeah you I know you're. from Texas I from Texas right and I know. you're extremely funny thanks so much. yeah um some of your stuff like the. stuff where you're like in bed and like. um on the toilet.

yeah I'm like on secret Britney I guess. is the one I'm on you do not follow my. account uh is that yours yes yeah oh. I'll freak out so I like secret Britney. and. the yeah just the it's just so I think. it's called aggravated mental illness. okay that's kind of I think the medical. term is that what it feels like it's. what it feels like yeah it's kind of. like you remember when they used to tour. circuses of people oh yeah mean like the.

um the specialty guy like this lady like. can catch her ovy in her mouth or. whatever bearded woman I feel like. bearded woman sometimes like look but. it's me filming it being like check this. [ __ ] out that's how I feel sometimes you. know yes sometimes it is weird cuz. you're the subject and the director. exactly yeah that's interesting it's. like found footage yeah of. yourself yeah my brother called me that. he's like man I watch this video and it. just this old comedy video you just made.

me damn tear up and like I don't know. what he's talking about it's like a clip. somebody made or something yeah I'm like. trying to [ __ ] get some Chick-fil-A. I'm like H I hate that when you're. having a cinnamon moment you have to. roll down the window to tell the. Chick-fil-A person what you want yep. you're like one second yeah let me get a. six piece grilled you ever tried their. grilled nuggets uh-uh delicious really. yeah I would recommend you know there's. supposed to be a secret menu at uh. McDonald's have you heard of about that.

mm- I'm not in the secret menu Club can. you look up some of these secret items. that they have over there is this like. you mean like seasonal oh what is this. yeah you can add an egg to your burger. now what do we think is in a McDonald's. Egg probably not any egg I don't I mean. yeah I don't yeah it's probably mostly. it's got to be have some egg in it huh. yeah I wonder if you raise a McDonald's. Egg to completion yeah is that the term.

okay from fertilization to burger right. from when Grimace and. whoever who's the the um can you look up. who's the racist McDonald's guy isn't it. the Irish one uh you know about this. lore the like Shamus o something ohigan. he's like this uh forbidden McDonald's. character that's like a raging uh he. like fights for the IRA or something. like that oh he does but it's like made. up for the Irish Republican Army you got. that's who it is huh oh Irish Central.

here we go oh yeah Irish Central who was. Uncle O grimacy and was he really in the. ira wow so this is a real how the 1970s. shamrock shake toting McDonald's mascot. Uncle O grimacy Uncle he he diddled. somebody gotten mixed up with the IRA. they used to have some really intense. storylines before America was like we. can't handle this yeah we need to lock. this down um with St Patrick's Day.

season upon us oh the The Legend of. Uncle O grimacy as well as his cringy. green Shamrock vest and diddly diddly ey. accent lives on in YouTube thanks in. part to the us-based nonprofit is there. a video Med now no way here we go. McDonald Shamrock Shakes Donald. everything looks green oh green. butterflies and green Footprints Uncle. gy hello boys I'm back and I'm painting. Everything Green to match the Shamrock.

Shakes Shamrock Shakes are back yummy. let's celebrate at. McDonald's Shamrock Shak they just have. guns oh. yeah shakes they're a beautiful green. Uncle. grimy oh so they're trying to bring a. new character and I guess it just didn't. stick huh I guess not I do love how. these character shapes are just kind of. nut sacky in general they were both kind. of nut-shaped yeah you know yeah think. they want to give you a like a.

comfortable like hey you could look like. this this is the ideal male. form keep coming here yes you could look. you could be one of us yeah what. happened to that Uncle O. Shon if you look it up brother yeah I. just wanted I do want us to get to the. end of what actually happened with yeah. I don't know how his story.

here we go introduced the new mascot. Uncle of grimy in 1975 the Irish Uncle. of the purple mascot Grimace oh he was. an actual Uncle they're related they did. a 23 and me they did a. bloodline they did a. [ __ ] oh my God I couldn't imagine. being related to that guy would travel. from Ireland each year bringing Shamrock. Shakes to McDonald Land uncle grimacy. was quietly phased out of McDonald's. marketing after a few years due in part. two an alleged. incident in Philly.

Philadelphia happens in Philly in 1978. where the person portraying him scroll. up please uh made statements in support. of the IRA and that British soldiers. were better dead than alive wow that is. crazy so that's just some typical Irish. banter though what do you expect out of. a guy like him uh if you're expecting. anything other than just patriotism. you're wrong yeah if you're respecting. anything first of all this guy's. obviously some lactose junk I don't want.

to [ __ ] put him on blast but he. obviously uh big on milk big milk guy to. bring a a bag of milk or a bunch of milk. from from Ireland yeah you brought your. foreign milk into our country get that. [ __ ] out of my face dude uh yeah that. kind of blows me away Uncle O grimacy. dang W I can't believe you didn't know. that that's like yeah I didn't know that. that happened and some of them were mint. flavored too which is insan.

I'm not I don't like that what is a. shamrock shake what is the flavor that's. a great. question yeah I guess I just thought it. was. just just green. flavor you know whatever that not lime. though like how Kool-Aid is just red. flavored yeah yeah yeah the shake was. lemon lime flavored with a vanilla ice. cream lemon lime sh sherbet and vanilla. syrup by. 1973 the shake was merely a green. colored vanilla shake it is now mint.

flavored so I guess they still have a. version of the shake when you were. growing up was Olive Garden like a. treat yeah I mean we had a guy we had a. place we had a place Larry's ribs we had. a place was it called Garden options I. think it was like this salad area or. whatever okay or Salad like um Health. Food yeah a place where you could. somebody a jewelie into carrot and. people would drive from 20 miles to see.

it or something. um Olive Garden was not it was a prom. kind of destination yeah how old were. you when you went to ol Garden for the. first time oh God I don't know I guess. whenever I really started to get a. pallet for the world probably for. Italian cuisine. yeah 17 I bet okay that those Andy mints. oh they're good I thought that's what. made me think of it the Shamrock Shake. being mint flavored I remember like cuz.

we used to do Olive Garden like birthday. or you know like a really like special. event and I would always want to go and. those Andy mints my mom would fill her. purse with them and we would snack on. those like she'd put them in my lunch. the next day for the next like week or. two it was like a real specialty looking. back chocolate mint really not not good. yeah not great I don't think but I. thought they were pretty good yeah or. were we just. kids I still. sometimes if I'm leaving a place they.

got those at first I'm walking past I'm. like nah [ __ ] them but then I get two. steps away yep like let me [ __ ] make. that. yui let me Boomerang a little pull that. yui and get me a little mint going on. you've toured in the UK right yeah I. have you ever tried those nasty actually. you want to talk about [ __ ] nasty the. orange chocolates they have over there. mm it's like I imagine if you were to. scoop diarrhea out of a toilet need it. that's kind of work it's awful oh wow.

offshore work huh um offshore drilling. there you go oh that's crazy the Brit. what are the British do they're still. very confused it help well they only. have a few flavors over there well they. don't care about they didn't care about. food I don't think if you go to Brit. it's not and you go to Scotland. Ireland wherever else you can go over. there you can't the food isn't nobody's. like hey come here for it's usually.

potatoes beans sausage yeah yeah they. eat like it's still there's Germans. flying overhead yeah you know what I. mean it's very much a war meal it's a. war meal that's government rations yeah. yes it's very much yes our and I don't. want to say illegal immigrants but our. semi. are new friends in America okay are. eating way better than this you know.

they always talk about this online of. like you know the UK colonized. everywhere stole the spices stole the. artifacts whatever and you [ __ ]. seasoned [ __ ] with salt yeah you. couldn't figure it out Beyond just. salt even there true what yeah I wonder. if some of that's a ruse because if you. think if they had done all. that they would have. better music well I mean they had the. Beatles they they've got great music.

yeah they Chen Connor they've had uh the. poges they've had One Direction I was. just about to say it if you weren't. thank yep and they've had um Fred again. is he British yeah hell yeah I believe. is you're locked into DJ culture. Skrillex Skrillex isn't British okay I. just wanted to say it. okay oh damn you're right oh he's from. Ballam. yeah dude come on ball.

ham yeah Fred again I saw him I saw him. perform a couple weeks ago you could put. him in a police line up in front of me. and I would be not be able to identify. him well I think that's why they're just. that's why they named him that's why his. parents even they were like oh it's just. again yeah we get it yeah that's that's. bro yeah oh he could yeah it's kind of. nice he could probably blend but um you. know especially now that his his career. is getting so big that he could just. blend in oh yeah um what about you so.

you start out and you're in Texas cuz I. just want my audience to know more about. you yeah let's get into the lore is it. okay yeah some people don't like to talk. about it could you imagine if I was like. I'm not really that derails an interview. too right it's like what are we doing. yeah sometimes well I think it's. interesting with podcasting it's like. sometimes I forget that my audience. doesn't know people and so I want to. know more about so I have to make sure I. do a good job of introducing them you. want to know my social security number.

let's get to it yeah if you give me a. little bit of it we we can figure out to. pull up the rest I'll learn the rest we. pull up okay yeah ask away a sexy line. for somebody I'll learn the rest hey you. give me you give me two digits of that. phone number I'll learn the rest I'll. Google it you give your grandma's name. I'm finding your whole family on. Facebook don't worry about it oh my god. um yeah so you started out in Texas you. went to A&M I went to A&M yeah I. graduated with a lib arts degree oh yeah.

you know it with a minor in Spanish oh. really I do I speak Spanish do you I do. oh that's beautiful thank you so much. and what made you want to learn Spanish. was it just because there were so many. people speaking Spanish in yall State. yeah I mean it's like you start taking. Spanish classes as early as sixth grade. in Texas so it's like you have the the. beautiful option of learning a second. language for free you know as a kid and. if you follow that all the way into a. Collegiate level it's like.

it it's a life skill that you never lose. I mean ideally you know you have to. practice it of course but like it's. great and I feel like graduating it. gives you a leg up on like I understand. a different part of the world that a lot. of Americans never do yeah you know they. just really don't care to learn not only. a second language but about other. cultures so and Spanish obviously is. like it's spoken worldwide but so many. different countries so many different. cultures it's not just one Latino. culture you know it's very beautiful. yeah I got to learn more I got it really.

got a little bit of it in it in you yeah. my father's from Nicaragua he speaks. Spanish when we were children and he. would call me names I think I don't want. to say we can beep it out I think he. called me like f a or whatever but um. but he was also very old yeah so it. wasn't like a young guy calling you know. it just like an old like I don't even. know if he knew I was he said hard T. yeah he said the f slur with a hard T. yes yeah I think he just thought I was. some like kid in his house bothering him. so it makes sense like neighborhood kid.

you gotta say something yeah um but uh. so that was pretty wild I remember like. but he would speak a lot of it to his. friends and he would have people over. and they would like smoke cigarettes and. [ __ ] play like. um what would they play dominoes and. just be you. know and my mother then would just. [ __ ] make him sleep in the living. room at. night that sounds really. uh prosperous for you as a kid to really.

grow in it was kind of romantic I guess. in some ways yeah because you'd always. go out there and he would be out there. in the living room and then when they. got divorced he he they would my dad. would wait by the window some guy would. drop him off from to come see us okay. he's like 75 at this point 78 maybe and. he would so we'd come and we' go get. some pizza and then he would sit by the. window in a chair and wait for his. friend to come back and pick him up and. his friend was always out on on the town. and so his friend late oh would be it.

was like 4 hours later my dad would just. sit by the window and my mom would turn. the light off on him sometimes cuz we. had to save electricity money so she. just ask him if he was okay and he'd be. like yes damn and then she would shut it. down but anyway but yeah so tell us more. about you sorry shout out your dad. though but yeah he yeah he was he had he. had that little bit of like uh he liked. tell stories from where he grew up and.

stuff like that so there was some. culture about and not around but not a. ton okay that sucks I feel like you. could have really connected in a. different life uh my dad is a a who's in. the Air Force oh he was yeah and he's. retired now but he flew a10s for a while. and um watched Top Gun and like really. was like that's it and said that'll do. it God so many men that happened to huh. yeah I think um for a lot of men and.

correct me if I'm wrong Tom Cruz is kind. of like y'all's Taylor Swift I think he. was and then he got so rich and weird or. allegedly weird the Scientology kind of. of it all yeah yeah I think you get so. like known that then the media shapes. whatever they want people to think you. are you don't have any real sure who are. you g to tell like yeah I think Tom Cruz. for a lot of specifically Tom Cruz and. Top Gun for a lot of men it was like. that's the coolest thing I've ever you. know what I mean like really changed a.

lot of people's lives my so my dad was. in the Air Force um he does like. contract work for the government now but. he really loved it we moved around a lot. as a as when I was a kid and I lived in. South Korea for a bit nuh-uh I did and. then we moved back to the States I've. lived all over the southeastern United. States anywhere from like Arizona Texas. Alabama all the way up to Virginia and. then uh yeah ended up at A&M and I loved. it I loved A&M I really did yeah it was. great wow so living in South Korea do.

you even remember living in South Korea. mhm I was in sixth grade it was crazy I. remember I was like old enough to. remember and I I moved back to the. states after we were there for a year. and it was just like some redneck Middle. School in witch Fallas no no no when we. move back to Texas Oh I thought it was. like Korean redneck I was like how would. that even be like Bobby Lee. oh day.

de that's. what oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah what red. what would a an Asian redneck sound like. I wonder I don't know what they sound. like but I imagine it's just like eating. chicken and dumplings with some those. cool like Ramen spoons you know what I. mean that's probably that's it we were. there for a year though and I remember. uh we lived in Soul like in the capital. and the smells were crazy I had never in. my life like first of all been outside. the US you know so that was kind of.

culture shock at first too but like it's. a whole different when you walk down. like a a market like the fresh fish. market and the spices and it's just a. different it was crazy as a kid yeah it. was kind of scary but then like you live. there for a year and it's like I might. be. Korean yeah you get in you start doing. like some of the cultural stuff you. start like we would like bow to each. other as we would cuz you know it's a. cultural thing it was crazy it was crazy. it was it was a lot of fun looking back. like crazy experience is a 11year old.

12y old yeah oh I bow anytime I walk. into like um any Chinese restaurant or. anything I bow right out the gate. they're like you don't have to do that. triple bow I'll [ __ ] see a [ __ ] in. the distance and [ __ ] crack her off. one day you you uh with. ctsy if I'm flexing yeah I. [ __ ] I [ __ ] this poor man he's got. some condition I don't why he ticks like. that all we do is pray for him yep you. know that one of my favorite Clips on. Tik Tok really all we can do is pray for.

about the people at Vineyard binds is. that what your clip was about yeah oh I. didn't know the full what's the context. of that clip yeah somebody was selling. the illegal um OIC out of Vineyard Vines. in. Charlotte that's right I have seen it. that's right and I was worried that it. was going to come into some of the. communities I live in and I was like. right yeah somebody had called in about. it and I was like this [ __ ] is. just you got to we got to just all we. can do is pray for him it's in his hands. that's it man well fos imp I was talking.

to a girl out in LA and she every time I. saw her there was less and less of her. she was. literally disappearing withering away. I'm not even joking good for her yeah I. mean good for her she can still work. good for her yeah but yeah but it just. like and then here though here was a. kicker though one day she's like um oh. I'm going to be out of town for a few. days I was like oh what's going on she's. like I'm driving down to Mexico to get. some um o zic some Zim yeah yeah some. Zim some.

OA she that that is yep you got it like. we can't what are we if we're we're. taking Mexican olymic look what can you. say no I'm glad that I'm glad we are. still getting drugs from Mexico instead. of just China or wherever we're getting. from now you're like look I'm not. complaining yeah she's just withering. away but it was just she seemed like an. addict that's what I'm saying oh yeah. that's what this whole thing's about.

right right right right yeah she seemed. like an addict you know anything about. uh crom katum yeah Crum scary yeah have. you why have you talked to men that are. using it I've got young gentlemen that. are off the crate no I've got um uh some. friends who have accidentally been like. you tried to [ __ ] I'm like that's an. opioid I'm pretty sure right it's like a. synthetic opioid and they just sell it. oh yeah it's crazy you can get it at the. gas station it's crazy CRA oh my nephew. total so many of his vehicles on that.

that's bad very alarming what is katum a. tropical tree native to Southeast Asia. that sounds first of all fictional okay. Willy Wonka yeah they could write. anything consumption of its leaves. produces both the stimulant. effect and sedative effects whoa and can. lead to psychotic symptoms and. psychological and physiological. dependence what's the what is the point. I'm not sure is it a treatment for. something I know bryndan sha was taking. it for a while he's a um podcaster and.

comedian I know um Bobby Lee I guess. manufactures it I mean I have no idea if. it's his people doing it or who brought. it over can we get a video of someone on. it I would I'm just curious to see the. effects I've never really sat around. with someone dealing with a yeah me. either me either flare up what you. should know okay awful it's like a drink. it's like a smoothie well shot that's. what they sell yeah let me see someone.

under the effects of. crom I always wonder who whoever you got. Googling back here are they just like. every day I want to quit I think they're. just doing the they don't [ __ ] know. if they had an idea they would already. have brought something up right oh that. guy's on cradam withdrawal first ever. death by katom oh. no it's it's like a it's like crack. little bit. yeah I would just love to see someone.

under the. influence yeah that's crazy I've always. wondered what were we talking about. before that Asia um your Korean. experience dude I remember the first. Asian we ever had or there was a. um somebody said there was one right so. people are like what in the [ __ ] are you. talking about know yeah people were. [ __ ] beating each other and drinking. Dr Peppers and just [ __ ] furious. about it and so me and two of my buddies. we. um got a taxi cab to go see where this.

alleged Asian guy was you know because. it was in Slidel. Louisiana it was like 17 miles and like. you can't just tell your mom I want to. go see an Asian and they're going to. bring you you know it wasn't that kind. of time and so next thing you know we. get a taxi over there it it was a um. Pizza Hut remember Pizza Hut bring up. those unique rooftops the combo no. remember the piz had those unique. rooftops the the like. oh yeah yeah yeah yeah a pizza it had.

burned down and that roof was snug on. the ground and there somebody had just. said that Asian people were living in. that and that was like the rumor that. took over the area you do you remember. what's the pizza place that's in it's. combined with another one but it was $17. to get over there what's the one that. combined oh I think that's um you know. how they'll have like Baskin Robins and. Duncan yeah like the the com combo. double whammy they had a pizza pizza.

Taco Bell. yeah bring this back yeah you like that. I think there's something so I just a. patriotic tear comes down my cheek when. I see that look at this [ __ ] arterial. gang bang over here I was going to say. for people dude this will change the pH. balance in your that will it will it. will seems really it's very yeasty you. show up here kind of yeasty he's very. intense yeast infection oh God it's that.

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babbel.com. EO rules and restrictions May. apply oh I didn't know they were doing. all this I get nervous when I see some. of this kind of stuff well you can't. handle it well if you see like a Long. John Silvers and a k like do they really. get along the colonel and the Fisher. like you just wonder if the mascots give. you know are they yeah who's the Long. John Silver mascot got is it a fish or. is it John I think it's.

um oh it's a pirate no I think it's uh. mercury. poisoning to be honest I believe my. friend Billy and rip is not dead but he. ain't doing well okay okay uh he's off. the Mercury he's got some flare up still. but he's going to be fine love you dog. shut up he's a sweet guy um yeah Long. John Silvers I I could not tell you a. single person in my life that I have.

ever known that has eaten at along John. Silvers and they used to be with a& W. remember that that's what it was MH and. that was people were oh people were. shook when that happened mhm yeah Long. John zeros and AMW combined like but. then what happens the kitchen combines. like what happens inside it's the same. uh hormonal 17-year-old slinging fish. and root beer floats oh. oh see that's the thing I don't want.

that was a bodily reaction you I don't. want fish near my ice cream near your. milk yeah you want fishy. milk come on what's wrong with fishy. milk you're right I guess it's my I. guess I yeah I should I'll have a little. just just a bite do you ever used to do. the if you don't like it spit it out in. my hand your mom ever used to do that no. dude my mom never saw us um my mom would. dry by and yell. us to brush our teeth out of the car.

window. um okay well I have that okay what. happened to me sorry kid yeah why am I. having this weird day where I'm just. saying it I'm just making it about me um. thank you for coming in of course and um. yeah what does it feel like cuz you. didn't start out in comedy you start it. out like entertain like as an. entertainment like what was your first. way of entertaining people argue. um my parents divorce was I have got to.

be the center of attention that'll do it. really you think that did it yeah for. sure wow that's so interesting yeah I. need people to look at me yeah um I. always I like to make people laugh from. a young age but that's every [ __ ]. funny person is like I always just had. to Knack shut the [ __ ] up yeah but it. also is like why like I like it's. interesting yeah why do you ever really. think about it and think about why. um yeah I think it's it's just a. an innate Joy you know to have everybody.

look at you and be laughing with you. like at like you were able to create. that response in a room you know it's. it's a real pat on the back feeling but. it's also like it's insatiable once you. start you can't stop that's a good point. there's some addictive tendency to it I. never thought about that yeah it's a. high yeah because then you see like it's. an effect it's almost like a Wizardry I. think when you're I'm just thinking as a. kid yeah it's katom we got our own brand. of. crom. yeah it's it's that I think for me as a.

kid and I was a theater kid as well oh. yeah that did it and then in college I. don't know I did improv in college but. it was like improv at Texas A&M what are. we doing it was like well that ch's. whole cheerleading team it seems like. that whole thing little Abner I was. like what I don't even know what's going. on yeah the Yell Leaders are going to be. a point of confusion for a lot of people. that's what you know what it's a point. of confusion if you don't know about it.

and there were links going around like. last year two years ago something had. happened I think there was a big video. that went around from A&M A&M and it was. making and that was the first time you. saw that there was a. male uh me like they're not cheerleaders. they're Yell Leaders Yell Leaders that's. what it was and people didn't know what. was going on yeah it's a lot because. well when you think about it and this is. it's a weird thing for me as a woman and. I respect man. God cousin or somebody went there James.

somebody he's doing pretty well divorce. a but he's good he went there or he's. there now he's he's already gone okay. yeah he's gone yeah it's a because the. history of ANM which I don't know if you. it was a military school for the longest. time it's Texas uh Agricultural and. Mechanical College yeah and uh so women. weren't allowed in until like the 60s 7s. I'm not joking and minorities were not. allowed in until the 6070s as well which. is [ __ ] late to let in women then.

minorities uh yeah let me think if. that's how I would do it I no no no I. might be lying I think it was it was. minority men and then they LED in women. in the late 60s early 70s I regardless. it's [ __ ] embarrassing but the. culture at A&M now I would argue is very. Progressive um I wouldn't have gone. there if it wasn't but it it's weird. because they still have some of those. like hyper masculine Traditions like the. Yell Leaders cuz we're not going to have. cheerleaders you know we have yeah and. there's five of them oh there's only.

five each here five yeah there's two two. Juniors three seniors oh my God and they. so there's five. men each year who and do they have the. they must have tryouts oh yeah it's. serious and they show up it's a. political race you run for yell leader. nuh and they get voted in yep yep yep oh. my gosh I didn't know this [ __ ] it's. crazy and there's so many I mean like. after a game you throw them in the pond.

and all this they're all wi it's real. [ __ ] if you think about it oh they. throw these men in they throw the men in. the pond and all white wet t-shirt. contest all. men okay so and we don't do cheers we do. yells okay and for different plays. during a football game we do different. yells accordingly and at so you know so. it's really involved it is because the. the crowd you don't sit for an A&M. football game which I think is kind of. common in SEC fo I would we should go to. an& go game I'd love to take you it's so. much fun I would love to go I um I love.

that they're in the SEC now yeah I think. that's really fascinating and um yeah. I'm trying to think of what else I know. about him I never been to where the. school is up there in College Station. I've wanted to go but I just haven't. gotten to go well it's the only thing. there I mean there's not you know I. would like to go what else does it say. about the yell team is there anything. else it's just such an interesting. thing about the leaders about the the. group when did it start. yeah do do yell leader history there you.

go yeah the tradition of Yell Leaders. began during a football game in the. early 1900s the agies were losing badly. and the audience was growing bored [ __ ]. wow the upper classman ordered the. Freshman to find a way to entertain. their guests many of whom have been had. been invited by Texas Women's University. wow it was separate but women had a part. in it they're like crd we need to. entertain these these ladies we need to. entertain the women and he women's. women's still want to be entertained I. it's true the tradition of yellow.

leaders um The Freshman found white. coveralls and began leading the crowd in. yells they had so much fun and receive. so much attention from Their audience. that it was decided that only upper. class would be allowed to participate in. leading yells in the future wow so they. made the younger people do it saw that. it was awesome and then like you can't. do it yeah yeah actually never mind give. it back it was very that so there's a. when they're going. for you got to help me out when they're. going for a field goal or for a what's. the conversion called twoo conversion.

twoo conversion when they're doing that. the Yell Leaders will squat on one knee. under the field gold post and it's. called squeeze them mags and they'll. squeeze their nuts oh yeah which is like. they're bracing for the them to make the. it's just it's so gay I love it yeah oh. look at that's true that's [ __ ] it EG. squeezing eggs baby and we used to do. that every time we pass by this town. because my dad was always like do not. ever knock anybody up in that town and.

he would make us even when we're kids he. would he got that in US hold that chity. belt he hold your nuts when you drive. through. there protect the goods yeah you do not. want to yeah you know what else I want. to talk to you about knock anything up. around there um I need Caleb Presley. biblically and that's your best friend. just texted with him today special guy I. have a I have a crush on him that's like. really it's bad cuz he's another sec. boy right Tennessee um he went to um.

North Carolina yeah he went to North. Carol kid why is he he's like a volunte. he is a volunteers fan he says he played. at North Carolina he. didn't but he's a liar in to cheat true. but he's handsome it is true and he is. extremely uh unique he's you guys are. similar I think you guys time you think. we look a little related oh I think. maybe true he but guys that blue eyes. yeah you have blonde hair yeah yeah I.

have the same facial hair as him damn. well I'm just Kidd no look I think it's. just yeah that's yeah I I CU he's been. on your pod a lot of times yeah and I've. seen all your stuff I mean you went. hunting with him and stuff like that. yeah yeah we went turkey hunting. together and it was interesting because. yeah i' had never been hunting and then. I don't think he'd been hunting but uh. some people were eating there were some. children out there eating mushrooms and. they were making everybody nervous. um but um yeah we had a great time he.

shot a turkey I didn't that's sad yeah. yeah the turkeys were some of them yeah. some of. them looked like they had. been I don't want to say. using but some of them were not doing. that good Mercury yeah they're off. they're off the Merc um they were off. some were off the Merc it was. like uh but um yeah when you were. singing on that show it was like it's so.

magical you can sing really good thank. you so much it's the theater kid I can't. what was like your first play that you. did you Monte python fan um yes John C I. did spam a lot that was the first one. where I was like this is a lot of fun. yep damn you had that locked and loaded. did they Monty pythons spam a lot and. guess what they had me crossdress they. did I didn't play a woman a single time. in the whole production no they have me.

in a beard what yep and did you feel did. your parents write a note or anything. like that I guess yeah you just play. what you get but it's weird it's. interesting to have a woman just play. the man as a like in a high school or. something it is it's something to be. said about the director looked at me and. was like get her in a beard let's see. her in a beard oh and it worked I did it. but I think it's a compliment to me you. think about it that there was no one. manly enough to do it the job except for.

me you could pull it off I can pull it. off wow yeah that's fun was it a good. time oh it's so much fun cuz that I mean. any Monty Python I mean it's so not PC. Today you could not do it today yeah but. it was they they edited it down for a a. High School production to do you know so. it was right it's F it's funny we did um. Adas family as well oh you did yeah. what's a song like what's one of the. songs from spam a lot I could not tell. you if you held a gun to my head now. forgot at all damn yeah. yeah I remember um I was in I was a.

theater kid too what' you do I did um. that doesn't shock me yeah yeah yeah I. think I well I didn't like to ride the. bus home a lot of times cuz it was like. the poor kid bus or whatever so I wanted. to stay at school to do stuff I would be. like I'm staying I'm involved in. something I'm in the. [ __ ] extracurricular yes and uh yeah. I got in Key Club yeah no I got in yeah.

theater and we did um Sherlock Holmes oh. fun it was fun and I was doing. uh I was Watkins right and so I come out. Watson. Watson it was kind of it was heavily. Urban we had a lot of black characters. though so I was Watkins but I come out. right and I for some reason I just did a. mexic accent for my character and it. wasn't any of the ways we'd ever.

rehearsed it and so everybody is like. what the [ __ ]. dude now W Watkins is [ __ ] Mexican. creative Liberties were taken yeah and. it was really kind of selfish looking. back because everybody was just kind of. Shook and they didn't know what to do. but I kept being like what's up holes. like I did it all just for that joke and. I bet it killed. hey it killed for a little bit but then. it was like you hadn't learned like the.

rule of Threes yet and all that I didn't. have any plan and it got old fast and. then you couldn't not be Mexican so for. the next hour and 10 minutes or whatever. you were Mexican you made your bed you. got a lie in it Miss poro was so Furious. man I say a silent prayer for theater. directors every night you know High. School theater directors are kind of. like God Warriors they're soldiers yeah. I don't want to say that they are very. similar to um who was that uh sergeant.

that helped during Katrina that that guy. everybody loved. joelin picture didn't he not open the. church up. yep and the Lord's not working during. this during this storm no who was it's. not really. J it is uh Petraeus it was portray us. anyway that joke took too long and.

that's all right my brain should have. been better at it um yeah what were we. talking about Britney we're talking oh. you were a theater kid yeah I was a. theater kid yeah yeah so it's always. been but I didn't go to school to be. like I want to be a comedian it was. never on my roster I mean my friends in. high school were like you should. audition for SNL oh so people said that. to you so people so were entertaining. you liked it yeah I liked it but it's. also like first of all not how that. works you don't just audition for. Personnel yeah people don't understand. at home they're like now what you doing.

man you going to get you over there do. you a little something on Saturday night. yeah what's Gwyneth paltro doing people. text me that on a [ __ ] Friday [ __ ]. you're like I could not tell you don't. know could not tell you yeah that was. always like a i you need to be on SNL. it's also I don't know it's a very. interesting conversation because I feel. like with what you do and with what I do. there is a path to success ESS in comedy. that's not you don't have to do SNL.

anymore you know like no and it could. derail you arguably yeah like would you. be able to tell some of your stories and. Antics and have some of your same. energy that you you would you know each. week that even something you wrote was. going to get on there it's a all yeah. yeah and it's yeah I think you're. totally right yeah and to be able to. connect with an audience you know as. like on a very personal level can't do. that when you're always playing a. character and also on top of playing.

characters having to fight for your spot. every week why would you know it's like. that it can't be the only way to make it. in comedy as a young person yeah so I. feel very fortunate that you know I. graduated. college started to work in a job I used. to be an insurance agent oh you did and. then I worked at a bank and then oh I. love going to I used to I used to I used. to love going to the bank it's a great. experience wasn't it so much fun be like. can you make change for this 100 yeah. and they'd be like yeah I can do that.

and you'd sign in and you knew somebody. that worked at the bank and so you'd be. like it is putting my work check in made. you feel good yeah remember those pins. that were attached to the the desk man. bring those back and every time one we. be missing like oh what happened here a. crime okay do we get that on camera yeah. yeah yeah you want to know something I. figured out from working at a bank and. the um doorway of every bank so like if. you're the teller and you're looking at. at the door there are lines that go up. the vertical of the door so that you can.

identify if someone robs or whatever how. tall they were no it it really is like a. yeah holy is that crazy smokes it's how. you identify uh so you can get like a a. what's that called um suspect. description oh suspect suspect. description uh they just had three. children robbed a bank oh good for. them good for down yeah Houston's Little. Rascals you're joking three Texas.

juveniles dubb The Little Rascals age 11. 12 and 16 accused of bank robbery the. boys allegedly walked into a bank and. showed a threatening letter to the. teller before fleeing on foot with an. undisclosed amount of cash wow it sounds. like they're bank robbers the FBI has. arested three miners in connection with. the bank robbery in. Houston and they have been dubbed The. Little Rascals love it you know the. 16-year-old is like the ring leader and. the other two were like yeah boys yeah. we'll do it yeah we got them yeah boys.

yeah when we doing it huh and they're. like oh we doing it next week but then. the day came and like Oh I thought we. was just getting some candies or. something boy I don't know about all. this yeah oh Wa A little but here's. what's happened now it's like you do a. crime you get somebody to write an. article and now you are a now they're. going on tour they are they're going to. [ __ ] they're in the Billboard top 100. right now G be [ __ ] they'll have a.

song out two months featuring Fred again. yeah The Little Rascals good for them um. yeah and that's so interesting to write. a letter what would you put on a letter. oh I remember dude one time I was trying. to flirt with the girl at the. bank um and so I wrote this. note that said what it was like hey um. to see you today at the. bank uh I've seen you before at the bank.

would love to connect sometime right. okay so I'm walking over and I slide it. into the dish and you can see. immediately. like people are not are like this is a. robbery yeah you know tactic yeah and uh. one of the managers came and got it and. um yeah she couldn't go to that Branch.

anymore banned from the facility was. ashamed man Oh you mean like you. personally couldn't you wouldn't go. there anymore oh yeah yeah sorry I. wouldn't go anymore yeah embarrassed. they went ahead and walked you out of. that building no they I. knew the second I'm sliding under I. realized oh I see what's going on here. yeah I'm sorry right they think I'm a. robber and it's just very scary to them. yeah that's the plight of being a man. huh all you want is just some love and. they're like get him yeah yeah feel. sorry for you guys I wonder if it. is is it have it so rough this episode.

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better. HP betterhelp.com. Theo who is there was an article I saw. some lady just had there was a lady who. said she was too pretty can you look. that. up you see this she's too pretty so she. was going to shave her head there you go. Isa Gonzalez claims she missed out on. the movie roles because she's too pretty. oh God bless her and thought about.

shaving her head to make herself less. attractive I remember being told for so. many projects she's too pretty for the. role she's too hot for the role then I. just be like what is margar Robbie she's. the hottest beautiful woman ever I seen. in my life even though she doesn't. believe any of this it's really about. her I had an identity crisis for so long. time she says I was like do I shave my. to make more. racist do I what did she offer to.

do change her grammar I said you're. changing the grammar to make it more. racist oh am I I don't think it's racist. the lady it's a perfectly like beautiful. English sentence and you're like. skipping words because she's Latino oh. no I'm trying to make it so it makes. sense to. people right do I make cuz I feel like. if you just say it like a white person. do I make myself less attractive but if. I'm like do I it gives it like the I. you're getting right you're you're.

painting a picture I can see it coming. from her do I make myself less. attractive there you go okay um that's. wild though huh that is a problem I. never uh have had to think about I'll be. totally for real with you she is. beautiful I know she looks very nice um. did you yeah what were yeah did you have. thoughts like that growing up I remember. like I'm too pretty no I had thoughts. like I was yeah just always just like.

worried about how I look or just felt. anything that I could feel bad about I. would find a way to feel bad about it oh. yeah you know yeah you ever do the thing. when you I mean now that like Fame you. ever look for it online you seek it out. seek out like hate or people talking. about you in a negative way sometimes. you see stuff and sometimes it's so. accurate it's [ __ ] makes you laugh or. it's like yeah that's real damn. sometimes you're like uh but I have like. what do I have I have like hair anoia a. lot of times you know like I'm I get. paranoid about my hair a lot of times my.

body sometimes my this the way my body. was shaped I think you're beautiful the. way you are thanks I'm just trying to. think of things that people think I. guess everybody has like things huh yeah. I was always told I look like the yellow. Eminem which one was she we pull up it's. a he it is a man well go ahead pull up. yellow it's up yep put him in spam a lot. that's all I'm telling you he would kill. him. cast that but cast that guy oh wow he's.

I think he has nice legs W thank you so. much I see that I think that is the. ideal body. type yeah that look it's where we're all. headed I feel like. circular um yeah I got the linm a lot. and I got a uh Mr Incredible Katy Perry. I see some I get Katy Perry I get Adele. sometimes that's when people are feeling. nice oh I see that they're trying to. like get me I'm like [ __ ] yeah yellow mm.

is pretty funny I can't argue. yellow if something's funny it's great. you have to if you think things if you. like to be funny and something is funny. you give you it wins yeah whoever. commented that on my [ __ ] you won it. always wins yeah um you look like Morgan. Wallen too I used I I look. like I look like Morgan wallows in mud I. feel like. I used to have this joke I would say I. look like somebody that looks like they.

might have matches on. them and I always thought that that was. a fair description yeah that's so that's. so specific you look like Morgan. Waluigi I don't even know who that is. that makes me laugh look up Mario and. Waluigi oh yeah he's like the evil one. oh yeah he's the evil version of Luigi. oh okay you're the evil version of. Morgan Wallen oh okay I'll take it. unless Morgan wall also evil I don't I. think he's probably. not um just to say um yeah we had I'm.

trying to think of any other draw like. when I was a kid oh we did the vampire. thing one time Dracula we had to do a. play was fun and it was always in. theater class you were always around. some of the kids who were probably gay. or closeted too sure yeah so it was just. interesting you know cuz you always like. but you knew those you got like kind of. close with those guys you know some of. the funniest people you'll ever meet. arguably yeah but at that time it wasn't.

like like when I was in high school it. wasn't people wouldn't really say if. they were gay so I think back then you. would kind of you got to be around like. some of the kids or just kids that were. like maybe questioned or something but. theater was always like kind of like a. hodge podge group you know it was always. it was always kind of the misfit like. absolutely was it the Misfits yeah and. it it was the kids who got kicked out of. band you know how [ __ ] weird you have. to be to be kicked out of. band man the freak weirdos oh yeah yeah.

that was my my theater group in high. school was like some of the weirdest. [ __ ] people I've ever met to this day. wow as a child I remember being like. you're weird and as an adult I'm like. God and they and they it's sad too CU. it's like what did you end up doing with. your life usually not much you know. those kids you mean yeah like I don't. know we had I it was also we had guys. like that lowkey could sing but didn't. want to admit we're like afraid to sing.

in front of other guys so it was always. that that crazy night at school where. you were like we have a chorus like or a. choir or whatever like you had no clue. you had a choir or chorus and then it. was like one one week at school when you. were a junior suddenly like the chorus. is going to perform and everybody was. dressed like they worked at a Chinese. restaurant and they would come out and. [ __ ] sing you're like Ricky sing like. and it's beautiful it's [ __ ]. beautiful and then you would see him the.

next thing he would act like he had. never done it dude that's the thing you. got to act like he's not a star yes yes. like you didn't have American Idol at. school that's a great Point yeah yeah. they had like yeah I remember this one. kid named I don't even know what his. name I don't even know if he had a. [ __ ] name it was like caramel or. something and he uh sang. Jewel like the singer Jewel yes and. people didn't know what to do and the. curtain closed and the world had changed. people were like [ __ ] caramel did it.

never the same and yeah it never was the. same and yeah you saw him and you were. like God that guy I didn't know yeah and. you never would have known yeah that's. the beauty I think that is cool that's. the talent that's that talent show time. of year yes when that happened did you. ever do the talent show yeah I am seed. it one time you DJ yeah so oh no you. like hosted it yeah just like the yeah. okay hosted it with a this funny girl at. school named Rebecca did you do standup.

no I did it once I got out of like 24 I. think I started doing it and it was yeah. I mean stand Up's yeah it's been great I. I don't know if I would have found. another Avenue to be entertaining I. don't know once I saw a standup I was. like oh I I I couldn't believe it was a. real job period yeah you were like I. remember in college we won tickets they. would always call you every day I'm like. you won tickets to what every day right. and usually we would just hang up or. somebody would call him a name and then.

hang up and then uh one day we're like. we'll go and it was to a comedy show I. remember we got there and we knew what. it was going to be but sometimes until. you see something you don't really know. what it is like the Blue Man Group yeah. you don't really know what it is till. you see it yeah did you go I love the BL. Man Group oh is it good yeah you've. never been we'll go there after we go to. an A&M game okay sorry continue no no no.

hell yeah oh wow could you pull up a. video for. Theo yeah you know what I have no. concept of what this is it's kind of. like shangan or whatever I was gonna say. were you gonna say I was going to say. shinan. every oh definitely. huh [ __ ] this could literally also be. a political National Convention let's. just say. that like I would not be surprised this.

what I imagine they were doing at. Jonestown like in Jonestown I don't know. what was going on. but fast forward where they get to the. paint they'll put neon paint this is. Rufus to. [Laughter]. Soul they put paint on themselves. they'll put paint on the instruments oh. and then they turn a black light on and. they'll play play the drums and it goes. everywhere I had no idea they even did.

music I thought that they ran around and. kind of hid from each. other okay like I literally that's what. I thought Blue Man Group did this is. crazy if you would take in this stop I. would be like no way this is Blue Man. Group wow yeah I saw it in Vegas with my. f think about this I took a family trip. to Vegas with my family at the ripe age. of 15 and we saw the why do that what is. that trip like for a girl because a lot. of girls go on this trip with their. family to Vegas at that cuspy age of.

like yeah like I'm reading One Direction. fanfiction but also like I'm afraid of. man yeah uh it was terrifying but it was. it was a lot of fun and I thought the. Bellagio was the nicest place on Earth. mhm cuz it is I Like It iio where do you. stay when you go to Vegas oh God I. stay last time I went I stayed at the wi. wn's night cuz that's where I think I. had a show at and I really liked it my.

friend Jasmine works over there okay Co. you had a little hook up so a couple. friends that work there I just the. people I see and I see them repeatedly. and I feel more at home okay period yeah. I I like the bagio it makes feel like. I'm in Italy yeah that's for people who. have never been out of the country oh. yeah yeah oh yeah I remember the first. time that we went to um Rainforest Cafe. oh that's a great example I used to take. my girl there all the time. it's a nice it's a nice facility. facility Well I kept promis her I was. going to take her to like we're going to.

do like a Caribbean cruise and and. [ __ ] it's just rainforce Cafe I would. I would I mean yeah I would hope like. subliminally it would help our. relationship I guess or like she would. remember like oh yeah we're going to do. that one day you. know and we didn't never did there's. nothing more romantic than going to a. place where children are running around. at your feet you know. yeah screaming kids yeah throwing poop.

like monkeys. yeah what what's up oh you were in a. very realistic rainforest c yeah yeah I. don't know about the one you were going. to you ever been to um this is so. specific you if you interviewed post. Malone no. really I would love to I've met post. Malone one. time he would yeah you've interviewed. him I've not interviewed him but I've. met he's a sweetie I mean and he's from. where I'm from in well kind of he's from.

Grapevine Texas which is in the Dallas. like metropolitan area and I used to go. to the grap Vine Mills mall and there's. a Rainforest Cafe there and I did one. time witness um a toddler someone had. left on the floor uh unattended and they. had taken off their diaper and were they. were going ahead and played with the. poop that was what happened oh yeah oh. that's b yob b there I feel like for. like kid there's no other yeah if you. don't [ __ ] I'm not showing up in a.

rainforest and yeah with an empty diaper. dude I'm not sure yeah a child oh I'm. not showing up in rainforce and just. playing with some something strange you. know I brought my own toys yeah I. brought my own toys man um dude we had. the first time I ever learned about like. theater and stuff I never really thought. about this but um we in the apartment. down from us they had a married couple. right and they. were I believe they were gay okay but.

both of them would always when I was. when one of them wasn't there when the. wife wasn't there or the husband wasn't. there um I would always sit there with. their son and the. son now I know something's probably. wrong with him at the time I just. thought he just was kind of complacent. okay and. um and the yeah the parent the other. parent would always compl complain about. the other one but it would always be. that like they you know like everything.

they complain about it was always just. like well that's what a husband is or. that's what a wife like I don't like. that he's got a penis yeah it would be. like yeah like I wish she used a comb. you know and like. well then that's you can't be upset but. they would both play um watch musicals. all the time on television interesting. and I would always watch like um yeah. there would be like news. um different stuff like that different. theater stuff okay that was the first.

time that ever saw that stuff I remember. that's crazy and then I dated a girl. that was worked at a renaissance fair. for a little while oh that's fun I love. a ren Fest did you ever were you a. competitor what are they called no uh. performer performer yeah no I wasn't but. I did enjoy um um I Love Game of Thrones. I'm a big go fan yeah I've seen some of. you you have a lot of references that. yeah well I've got a show that we're. we're trying to get Roy yeah got Royal. Court Royal cour got a bunch of U we'.

love to have you on is is it for do. guests come on it I haven't seen it yeah. it's a celebrity interview show that we. write the show around them you just had. dusi on we're trying to get druski on. and uh we're just he's just the busiest. [ __ ] alive that's true and uh he. rolls with like 45 people with him so. we're trying to get him he has a group. we had to get them a bunch of sausages. and stuff when they was coming so what. do you mean by that just food items oh. okay some people want certain stuff the. writer is just full of John Jimmy Dean.

sausage yeah they I mean they wanted. sausages you know hell yeah I know I. respect it can't hate it pretty. good um yeah we're trying to get drewy. on we love to have you on thank you. backtrack renfest I've only been to a. renfest I've never performed there but I. imagine that that is crazy because you. know how at a bar all the bartenders. usually are having relations with each. other yes Rin Fest is worse oh yeah yeah. yeah the girl that I was dating she. ended up leaving me for a guy who was a.

um did the horseshoes or. whatever and it's called tossed them or. cleaned them yeah re a faer the guy who. re puts them on how do you spell that. faer faer I'll watch a lot of those. videos time I love those sometimes it. makes me feel weird though sometimes. it's like hey guy they'll get too deep. in there I did not know that was the wor. for it airer is a specialist in equin. hoof care including the trimming and. balancing of horses hooves and the.

placing of shoes on their Hooves if. necessary my sister married the son of a. faer. faier yeah faer sweet talking son of a. faier preachers man Preacher. Man um yeah that's that's it makes me. feel a little weird when they get way. too deep in there cuz it's I don't know. if it's bone and I don't know if it's is. it like what our nails are made of right. you don't know and you're like hey and. the horse doesn't have you almost want. the horse to have like a person next to.

it who speaks horse right who can be. like that's far enough yeah time. time but yeah the girl I dated she was. like a little yeah Renaissance Fair it's. home of the white tit. just it's home of the mamory oh the girl. I dat mamory she was just a beautiful. little boiled egg of a lady and I and we. uh cuz you it was it was more of a.

rubenesque Woman's World because the. skinny girls they would make them all be. in like the malaria area or whatever or. like like the your Skin's coming off or. whatever sasis ttin yeah yeah if you had. like No tit you were in like the. scurvy stable or whatever a pile you. have a pile of like three people you're. going to be dead body number four in the. P that's what they would do you have to. be well endowed to work at the rent Fest.

oh she was a [ __ ] little W oh my God. that is that is crazy look at that that. is crazy and I love the dress too I mean. like boob aside I agree it's just. beautiful period pieces a lot of people. B us would do uh Civil War reenactments. Renaissance Fairs it's where like yeah a. lot of children could get. work chimney sweeps I don't know they. had that you think I'm just thinking. like work for children yeah dude that. Renaissance Fair [ __ ] that [ __ ] was.

[ __ ] and then I remember she actually. auditioned uh years later cuz she stuck. with it for like six or seven years she. was she got really into it yeah it's a. lifestyle yeah I guess so because she. even flew to Dallas to audition for. medieval times or whatever I love. Medieval Times didn't get it how do you. get rejected from manyal times I don't. know I guess it's a. it's uh it's tough to get in there's. only one woman slot by the way it's the.

queen Medieval Times is a sausage fist. oh that must be why it's all the. knights I don't. know yeah look up the Dallas Medieval. Time see how many stars it has I've. frequented that many a time really yeah. oh you know which what I'm talking about. yeah oh I used to live in Lewisville. Texas which is in Dallas 4.7 what you. know about that if people don't know. what Medieval Times is you've been right. yeah okay it's a dinner theater yes that. is in the middle is a big sand pit where.

it's literally they'll do eoin jousting. they'll do hand toand combat yeah. they'll do I mean it's it's crazy and. then each like section of this big. Auditorium is like you get a color and. you cheer for your night you cheer for. your color the bad part that happens is. people start. uh abusing drugs you in the evening and. that somebody gets too [ __ ] crazy.

when you fall into the horse pit are you. there's a lot going on I mean you're. sitting there you're supposed to be like. this fine dining experience the animals. you know um it's some people they don't. want to be around it then don't go is. what I would say that's true more for us. there's a part which I don't know if you. remember this with the. Falcon they do a you remember this. there's a guy that comes out and they're. like the. royal bird Whisperer and they come out.

and it's that guy with the glove and the. Falcon oh yeah I think the bird was off. when I went oh he was off duty or it. might have been an off week oh there he. is there we go oh yeah and this guy oh I. think maybe I have then but this thing. will eat a bread off someone's plate. sometimes. yeah I mean you're [ __ ] with nature. here you know what I mean look and he'll. send them around he flies through the. whole stadium oh that thing will [ __ ]. steal a sister's wig out there I bet it. it'll steal a small. child happy second birthday to Amelia.

it's got Amelia and it's CL and. it's it's it's just real unfortunate I. love medieval times it's one of my. favorite places on Earth I think it's. one of the best things that America's. come up with yeah you know there's not. as much dinner uh theater I feel like as. they're used to be probably You' never. used to live in Nashville yeah I still. live in Nashville oh that's right. I thought you moved to Austin I'm going. home tomorrow no I think about it. sometimes um just yeah I think about it.

do you do you remember I Met You in. Nashville oh my God I should have had. the picture pulled up I met you I think. it's in The Gulch at that breakfast. spot hold on no let me think for a. second we can put the picture in later. yeah I'll send you the picture okay I. saw you come into this place and I was. there with my friend forest and I go I. think that's the ovon you walked in you. were just getting breakfast and he was. like holy [ __ ] it is and we sat there we. were like do we bother him do whatever.

do it finwick is that what it's called. bring up Fen Wick's it's like a. breakfast spot yeah you go up to the. counter in order and then you go sit. down. oh is it look let me see the. inside I should have had the picture. locked and loaded to show you yeah I. don't think that that's it no that's not. it anyway I Met You in. 2021 before any this kind of like happen. for me crazy yeah yeah yeah anyway I was. going to say dinner theater um Dolly's.

got her thing there in Nashville in. Pigeon Forge has a dinner theater yeah. my sister went to Pigeon Forge for. anniversary oh fun um I got to get spend. some time over there I haven't spent. that much time over there um so yeah. what's it like for you because you. weren't a comedian then not really I was. a tick tocker right but I wonder if. that's just the new. like you know something's happening in. comedy right now too where there's a lot. of videos that are being put up are.

crowd work yes and it's not like a lot. of material there's people doing crowd. work tours that's crazy it's crazy right. like it's. really because it just makes me think. like and I'm not judging it I'm just. looking at it but it's like is it. sustainable right and then like are we. getting to the point where like things. are liquidating kind of where it's like. you don't need material anymore but cuz. I I hear from some people it's like oh.

I'm tired of seeing crowd work and it's. like well but that's also a masterful. art you know if you can do it well it's. done right a lot of the crowd work I see. on Tik Tok is like what do you do bro a. banker yeah and that's the joke what are. you talking about what's funny like I. don't you know what I mean yeah but it. is interesting I had a guy say the other. day is like you know one guy I love him. but he doesn't post anything with any. material anymore it's just. but then also it's like you have to save. your material for when people come out.

to see your live show yeah like when you. go on Fallon or whatever and you have to. burn bits it's like I guess that's part. of it but how else are you going to get. people to want to come you know like I. don't know it's a difficult thing but at. the same time if you're talking about. someone like a Matt rif where it's like. you're doing crowd work but half of the. gag is that like people want you and I. mean he's fallen from Grace now totally. and like has he oh absolutely oh my god. did you miss all this no I know that. people accused him of something but that. seemed extra that seemed ridiculous to.

me kind of his whole comedy special was. basically him saying I don't like having. a prim primarily female audience uh I. want dudes to like my comedy and the. whole like 30 minutes of his special are. like I hate women like I [ __ ] don't. you hate it when [ __ ] like it's. horrible oh I didn't know that why would. you alienate audience like that and. that's what I think happens when it's. like you got famous from your crowd work.

and people liked you and women liked you. why would you alienate the women yeah. they're the ones that like really. support you they buy merch they show up. to the meet and greet you know they I. don't know it was it was sad oh that's. interesting I didn't know that is that a. thing that people are is that like is. this a thing going on Nick look he. called his [ __ ] thing problematic. like he's making a joke out of it is he. topless oh yeah wow he's nips out. I didn't know that there had been this. fall from grace it's bad oh gosh and to.

do that whole sort of Rampage of like I. want men to think I'm funny well they. don't brother so what what now you know. what I mean you lost your woman audience. and your man audience but he's still. selling out dates so I don't know maybe. it's so then did he really then right. how effective is or is this right oh I. don't think I think the best thing you. can probably do is get canceled if it's. for something that really means. something to you but if it's just. somebody writing an article on some but.

yeah I don't know I didn't see the. special I didn't either oh you didn't. even see it I saw Clips so I saw the. first five minutes no I didn't watch the. full thing cuz I was like this isn't. funny you know what I mean yeah it's not. huh I'm not rocking with it well I feel. like we should see I'll have to see it. but I didn't know that they that there. was this uh Fall From Grace in the um. like in. the why is Matt R turned against his. female. audience if you've been on Tik Tok you.

probably had Matt R pushed on. you but it's just people found him that. he's entertaining there's a lot of. entertaining stuff man he's got a lot of. great stuff well that's the whole thing. is like we're all entertainers you know. and I think it's just about highlighting. people who are genuinely very funny and. I'm very original and very creative and. like should have a Netflix special you. know if your whole thing is at on. controversy boring don't care you know. like I want to tell me a joke right yeah.

that's interesting I think is there a. lot of like some people it feels like. they create it's more about I'm trying. to think of people that it's more about. controversy like what does that mean. when you say that kind of well for him I. mean coming off of all the drama on Tik. Tok that was when he was like and I'm. here's my special oh oh I see what. you're saying I did yeah I I missed I. think a lot of that boat I just knew. that he was was just on. tour and that the ladies loved him and. we were talking like like 5 months ago I.

we were talking about how he was like. there's not a ton of like that handsome. of a guy who gets to also do comedy um. it kind of works against you in comedy. oh God being hot it doesn't help you out. well I needed you to look over at me so. if I had a [ __ ] just had a [ __ ] oh. God if my mother would have [ __ ]. somebody with some cheekbones I wouldn't. even [ __ ] worry about this [ __ ] if. she' have [ __ ] one guy with a dimple. in our town please please I know yeah. and look I know that guy didn't have. dimples I know it was an incident with a.

[ __ ] can opener but still mom bang. that guy out come on yeah oh but no I. didn't know that that I didn't know that. Matt had that fall from grace but I. guess if he's still selling out does he. even care what's even going on that's. the thing which is just like what are we. even talking about cuz evidently it just. doesn't [ __ ] matter cuz he's going to. make money regardless I do think that. Tik Tok has. become a a breeding ground for like it's. very Democratic in nature you know of. Like Comics that probably never would.

have gotten discovered um are having a. Renaissance so it's a really cool thing. too and it's also cool for yeah I mean a. lot of people find you and me on there. exactly where they never would have. found us before and also I mean I have. such a different path than you of like I. don't I have no interest in standup but. I like obviously this sort of setting. and like I'm I'm I would say I'm well. endowed comedically probably thanks to. my dad but I I don't want to take it on. tour or anything like that so what do. you do and you do the internet and you.

can do it you know but don't you think. eventually you that that could evolve. where you may want to yeah you know yeah. and not and and not to even. like you know I respect totally what. you're thinking but I thought about that. too it's like I'm always somebody I. never wanted I'm always like no I won't. do that and then a lot of times I end up. being like Oh yeah this is okay yeah I'm. the you got to force me to do it and. then I'll be like it's kind of fun yeah. I'm worried yeah I'm worried about that.

when it comes to stand up cuz I feel. like once I start I can't stop it's. going to be addicting like oh start. doing. it yeah I can't bomb though I'll kill. myself spit the spit I don't care about. it's the death it's [ __ ] someone. losing their life not to opiates in. America if I bomb I'll kill myself oh at. least once oh well then you're going to. need some extra lives dude it the. craziest part to I remember one time. just bombing so hard what do you do your. whole well my brain was like I'm not.

staying here and hanging out with you my. brain like left in like the back of my. body and then I just remember like a. bunch of sweat started pouring down my. throat which had never happened right. like you can sweat inside your body and. I was like oh this is going so bad yeah. and I still have like 20 minutes left. and. Fu it hurts so bad. it hurts so bad man is that do you think. it was a combo of material wasn't strong.

enough audience blow blue ass what. happened oh it was I had a perform at a. college it was lunchtime right after. lunch it was a lot of like um derel. children who it's the kids who would be. come to that. thing it's like yeah I'm in college I. could be playing video games or just. laying in my bed touching my my. beautiful young body but instead I'm. going to walk instead I'm going to walk.

over to the Student. Union yeah because I saw a flyer up. somewhere let me go see this redneck. tell me a joke so first of all it's. complete darl X who would even do that. right okay or adventurous adventurous. people or people that came strictly to. [ __ ] judge you and ruin your day sure. um so that's like did have well you. haven't gotten up on stage yet you have. or you haven't I've done one standup set.

did people know you were going to be. there it was it this. like my friend's doing a thing at his. house like one of those things and it. was 22 comics on February 2nd of 2022 oh. saying Grand Hog Day exactly St. Patrick's um actually I think it was on. 911 Fe February 22nd yes 911 groundhog. baby that forgetful Venice and they call. it in some cultures. Burman yeah that is crazy that's a.

American tradition only right what can. you look up the history of Groundhog Day. well the natives probably had something. to do with it I would guess and shout. out to the natives and sorry about. everything but I believe that they had a. lot to do with it dude the groundhog. who's going to [ __ ] look at a. groundhog some perve probably some perve. that was like and if he comes out of. that hole and goes back in the hole yeah. hey look I ain't saying nothing but I. believe this animal's got a little thing. for me okay so if he comes out he got a.

thing on him what does it say go back to. it Grand hog the Pennsylvania Dutch were. immigrants from German speaking areas of. Europe the Germans had a tradition of. marking February 2nd as Badger Day. candle Miss um of marking condus which. is February 2nd as Badger day doog on. which if a badger emerging from its den. encountered a sunny day thereby casting. a shadow it heralded four more weeks of.

winter wow so it's it's a badger we got. it wrong also where the [ __ ] does that. even come from I'm even more. confused. um candle mus is a Western Christian. Festival observed in the Roman Catholic. and Lutheran churches in folk religion. various superstitions continue to be. linked with the. holiday um of punks Satani Beginnings. the first reported news of a groundhog. day observance was arguably made by the. punks Satani Spirit newspaper of punks.

Satani PA in 1886 up to the time of. going to press the Beast had not seen. its shadow God first of all the be the. mark of the beast it's. just this is how they think of us. entertainers this animal's coming to. [ __ ] Entertain You and they saying oh. this Beast ain't even showed up yet like. it just goes to call time yeah yeah it. goes to show the pain you even have to. go through to win over an audience.

however it was not until the following. year in 1887 the first Grand all. considered official was commemorative. commemorated there with a group making a. trip to the gobblers knob part of town. okay okay okay so I'm not saying it was. a little right right this is a real. fellas hanging I bet people have. gathered annually at the spot for the. event ever since I would like to go to. that one day. we could add it to our list of things to. do it's on the to-do list when we do our. Great American road trip yeah that.

that'll be a real beautiful time I think. that would be really nice you think he's. still alive that guy right there yeah. I'm sure the mermet oh that animal. [Music]. yeah he looks chill. huh he he he looks like let me do let me. let me do another take you got it wrong. dude what if you've been in there all. year what if you come out and just. [ __ ] i' be like [ __ ] that's so. embarrassing EMASS in he bombs you're. like I got the news wrong yeah he comes. out of the hole and a little turd comes.

out he's real embarrassed he go do it. again he's kicking it back in with his. foot he stepped in it oh [ __ ] what do. you think about the um the Tik Tok band. did you see it yeah I've here's the. thing just do it like I'm tired of this. edging we're going to do it or we're not. going to do it I think that it's a red. herring for oh you really want to ban an. app during an election year you know. where arguably like it's a very. Democratic app in nature but I I think. that the timing is intentional oh you do.

so you think CU who passed it the that. Congress or the representatives tick to. Congress yearslong case against bite. dance it was 50 to zero that they're. passing this [ __ ] along what are you. saying Zach it was both sides and it was. Congress oh wait both uh but it hasn't. passed the Senate yet but Biden promised. to sign it if it does if it hits his so. the House of Representatives the house. committee voted unanimously last week to. advance bipartisan legislation that. would force bite dance that's the.

Chinese ownership right to divest its. Tik Tok act ownership within 165 days I. think it's just a shame because Tik Tok. we've seen it's just it's launched so. many businesses and it's a way to share. information and it's a way that I mean. not to get too like. sociopolitical but like the more we're. on social media and the more that we. don't like interact with each other. we've lost the concept of third places. you know like public parks and coffee. shops where we can go to talk to each. other Tik Tok is that third place when.

you ban that was it people are going to. go to Facebook you know and it's like. you don't can't really have a community. It's just sad you know like we've found. a way to actually connect with each. other and see cultures and things that. we never probably would have seen and. now we're going to ban it because why. because of security and privacy brother. my social security number and parents. address has been on the internet for. years yeah you know like credit cards. are there what are we actually talking. about well yeah that's that's part of it. I agree like.

why you don't think there's so many. other sites that have our information I. don't trust Facebook and Instagram to. have our information just as much as I. don't trust a different company but. they're saying since this is a Chinese. company that that some of the argument. is that China would never allow us to. have a company over there but I I'm more. scared of our information already being. completely monopolized exactly um and if. it's not bite dance it's going to be you.

know name the winner it's just but. forcing someone to own it and I think. there's a lot of people that say they. don't want um like inform like or. there's a theory out there that they. don't want information like from Israel. Palestine from like the war like that. kind of stuff like you know censorship. for sure they want censorship and people. want to be able to like have there be. like a big three who owns what you can. see you can control it and so this is. something different so that almost makes. me feel like that could be the reason.

you know I it's overall just very sad. and it's launched so many careers for so. many people and it's I think been an. overall net positive for I don't know my. life specifically but also just like I. don't know it's fun oh there's no doubt. it's fun I mean I find myself getting. more um like in my downtime it's like. it's so interesting cuz each moment is a. new what is this MH even if you have.

your own algorithm you forget that you. do and you're just. like what is this and then sudden. something flies in from like totally out. of left field and you're like um wow. that's so I never would have seen that. that's interesting I didn't know I was. rocking with this yeah yeah yeah yeah. didn't know I was [ __ ] with it like. that yeah yeah you're like damn I didn't. [ __ ] know I was like that I. discovered Caleb Presley on Tik Tok. really yeah he had that clip go viral. with post Malone actually where he was. like always tired of being a Cowboys fan.

I was like that's hilarious who is this. guy I need. him what do you. say that's to people who say he's so. funny man that's a good impression he's. a wonderful guy I feel lucky to know him. yeah it's so funny like yeah some of the. people you'll get to meet or know that's. true yeah all the friendships you made. it's also as what we do where we make. com content online that's a major. platform going away that you can't. promote on you know well yeah I mean it. would be it would be really a travesty.

then you would really have to go through. like yeah it's just yeah I wonder if. there's more to it because I just feel. like CH China has as much of our. information as they want that's a done. deal at this point I'm not it's like. everybody goes to teu or something. everybody's buying like shovels or. whatever or whatever they're getting you. know they're buying shovels rope duck. tape whatever I I'm just spitballing. here frigidaires.

um do you like living here in La how. long have you lived here for I moved. from Dallas in like early 2020 right. before the Pandy the Pandy oh um so I. was paying La prices to not enjoy la. which was so much fun um it's all right. I like it I I think it was culture shock. for me at first I don't know if you. experienced that too M but being from. the south I was like you you [ __ ] are. weird out here well there's fast there's.

so much going on there's people on bikes. and stuff and you just don't know what's. going on yeah those scooters we yeah. there's just so many little there's like. there's a lot there's just a lot more. happening yeah it's a lot busier like. even when I go back to Nashville like. it's just it's. another when Nashville's like when. you're there it's like I got to go get. my kids from school yes you know like. you're hanging out with celebrities and. it's like I got to go it's 3:30 and I'm. like damn y'all have real lives here. here doesn't it feels like a different. planet you know it's like not especially.

in entertainment it's like I don't know. what we're all just tweaking it's not. real yeah it doesn't see yeah you're. like what is going on and I just wonder. what it's like not if you don't have. comedy well I guess now you started your. podcast like if you don't have the stage. yeah yeah it's just interesting to see. like is the stage and doing. standup still a viable way where people. feel like they can get an. audience it's probably changed it. definitely has I mean especially when.

you talk about selling tickets how do. you get people to care you know where. you they have to see right so you have. to be able to have stand up and then or. have a some sort of a live show that's. good and then also have people see you. yeah have the discoverability cuz on. Instagram it's like you can't people who. follow you will see your tour dates if. they don't follow you who gives a [ __ ]. they don't know about so it's like that. that's the beauty of Tik Tok is that. it's can go on anyone's for you page and.

that's going to go away maybe so I mean. that sucks but YouTube there will a. competitor will rise you know when reals. came out on Instagram or YouTube shorts. now where people just need short form. content somewhat or maybe a new app I'm. hoping for a new app but we'll see yeah. yeah it always evolves um what else do. we have in the news Nick anything else. uh a son's of only fans model admits he. films her content. for no son of only fans model admits he.

films her content for her. wow While most teenage Sons can't be. bothered unloading the dishwasher for. their mothers this one goes above and. beyond oh I don't like that Andressa. urach is a successful only fans content. creator and boasts over three million. followers on Instagram. wow. um that's that's really all you had to. share with us. that was the best of the best you had to. share wow Arthur is the one who does.

it man Arthur's gonna that therapy bill. is gonna be crazy I mean but it was hey. it's. he's you think he gets a cut I mean he. used to live in. there so I'm not saying that makes it. fair but it's. like what's that Miranda Lambert song. You Know. buil me yeah the house that you know. they say can't go home again yep yeah.

you go I just had to come back one last. time. wow man I know you don't know me m you. like Tyler chers but these handprints on. the front steps are mine this is what if. you're filming your mother's vagina this. has a. hole I don't I think this might be the. first time anyone's ever thought about. it from that perspective what Miranda. was doing when she wrote that well I'm. just saying it as.

like yeah but is it getting to that. where people don't have jobs anymore and. they're like everybody is you know you. have somebody driving door Dash and. filming their vagina at the same time. just to make and me. seriously you start to wonder if that's. if if people keep losing jobs is that. how dystopia and it ends up you know cuz. then what Brittney oh then what is I. think at some point we're all just going.

to have to sell post pics even men you. got to figure out a way to sell puss PS. I think you'd fold your nuts into. something kind of romantic or something. you know I don't know what you would do. origami nut or some you know a thing wow. that's cool origami nuts yeah something. You' put on a pillow at a night a. [ __ ] nice hotel or right right you. know yeah a little trinket something. you'd set in the yeah on the toilet roll. at a nice hotel you know yeah yeah yeah. God man that's unfortunate any other.

news sorry that was a lot we'll get you. out of here in a few minutes Britney oh. you're good oh here we. go do we have any that aren't [ __ ]. life altering well hold on this is. important and I thought since you were. an insurance. agenc surely you'd understand this. Taiwan man persuades friend to get legs. amputated for. $1.3 million now see if it wasn't a SC.

scam if it wasn't a scam do you think. it'd be worth it 1.3 million would you. do it no no I don't think I would you. think you know somebody that would. though you could call yeah What If This. Were that new like phone a friend show. and it's like. sharks sharks I've got a crazy business. proposal for you. University student oh he's so young. forced himself to have a w invitation. after he put his feet in a bucket of. drives for more than 10 hours which.

caused. frostbite I was thinking it was going to. be more like saw style like someone is. there like with a comedically large saw. oh yeah that's actually God I bet that. hurt claims that on January 26th scroll. up please. brother Zan got frostbite while riding a. motorbike with his friend that's what. they said the prosecution said that a. few days before the incident he filed. for Life Health and accident Insurance. the sum of the policies was 1.3.

million um he was taken to a nearby. hospital where medical personnel thought. his wounds were fake according to the. release the medical staff reported that. although the patient's feet were. frostbitten they were neat and. symmetrical oh injuries and no socks or. Sho marks no [ __ ] way so how' they. get the amputation. then there's nowhere close to freezing. they're saying he did it to himself oh. so they're saying he needed the. amputation but he did it to.

himself oh also they said in Taiwan a. subtropical region cases of severe. frostbite requiring amputation unheard. of yeah that makes total sense the. plastic bucket that was used to freeze. J's feet insurance papers a white. polysterene box contained dry ice eight. cell phones and electronic devices were. discovered by police during their. investigation so they were running a. scam oh yeah if you have eight burners. dude man and yeah wow that is I can.

speak from personal experience insurance. companies do not give a [ __ ] if you live. or die are you serious. absolutely I had because I worked at a. call center for insurance company like. it was like a brokerage and people would. call in and they'd be like I'm in a car. wreck and I'd be like let me pull up. your policy one second put them on hold. for 30 minutes it be like my leg it be. like second sir they listening to the. hold music and I'm pulling up I'm taking. a bathroom break and I'm like all right. got your policy right here how can I.

help you be like I just got hit by a. semi and my [ __ ] whatever and my dog. my dog was in the please and I'd be like. I would have to pull up their policy and. see where they selected I don't want. that coverage and I'd have to be like n. are you sitting down we cannot help you. I was like yeah I am now I'm in a. wheelchair now I'm forever sitting down. I literally had to be like on this day. at this time and I quote you said [ __ ]. Y'all I'm not paying for that [ __ ] damn.

I had to quote it back to them and be. like you rejected this coverage it's not. covered I'm so sorry well what the [ __ ]. do I pay for [ __ ] y'all are scammers. it's like with insurance the more you. pay for the more it's worth it because. when that [ __ ] happens not that but like. when [ __ ] happens you're going to be. thankful that you pay you have people. yell at you all day every day and call. you names oh yeah nuh-uh yeah I got. called a [ __ ] on the phone more often. than not I would argue yeah it was a. good time we used to get angry. voicemails from people and we used to.

play them for each other and laugh yeah. cuz it was you have to laugh at a. certain point you know cuz it's like. you're mad at the situation not at me i'. had to realize that cuz I used to cry I. used to cry I was like they're yeah. they're so like people are mean oh yeah. you know I used to cry cuz I was like I. thought they were mad at me no they're. mad at themselves for yeah you funky. give me my money yeah literally I have. gotten that message for and I was 21. when I graduated college and I'm sitting. there in this desk like is this the rest. of my life is that me with a thank you.

for calling to inurance and do you have. a lunch break too or not yeah I had a. lunch break but uh I would always try to. go over and so at the end of the lunch. I'd be like I'm gonna go take my dump. and I'd go in the bathroom and I'd hide. and and I'd just be on my phone and. they' oh my God this company was so. micromanage that I would be in the. bathroom and it was one of those. bathrooms where the lights were like. motion activated uhuh and uh I would sit. in there for so long that they'd go out. people would come into the bathroom and. literally knock on the stall door and be.

Britney uh-uh it was awful it was awful. I hated every [ __ ] minute of it dude. one time I was going to do a number two. somewhere in Seattle right and uh poop. capital of America yeah is it what. coffee Capital poop capital is it well. it's the C coffee Capital so poop checks. out yeah um and yeah I went. in I go in and when I go there's a. bathroom attendant in there there's like. a guy working in there right who's just. handing you a paper so I go sit in the.

stall and the dude comes and knocks on. the door like don't worry bro I got you. right I'm like was he gonna wipe me I. don't know what he means I'm like what. do you mean you [ __ ] I don't need. anything right so now I'm wondering like. how much does it cost like was I. supposed to pay like a tariff or. something like like how much does it. cost to [ __ ] in here for a few minutes. you know to to to be in here defecating. and and am I running but tab now I'm. like all concerned right it's an hourly. right yeah so then here's what happens. um the guy uh somebody else comes in and.

knocks on the door right they have to. use the bathroom this guy the bouncer. the [ __ ] bouncer whatever starts yelling. at the [ __ ]. dude knocking on the door he's like hey. leave my leave my boy as is. right well you mean he was defending you. he was defending you yeah the bouncer is. like hey hey leave my boy as is right. and I'm like I don't know either one of. these guys out here but he's riding for.

you yeah yeah that guy's riding for me. yeah so they actually ended up getting a. little bit of altercation but and you're. just pants around your ankles yeah I'm. just like why did I pick this place yeah. you're whole out yeah oh that's that's. you ever been walked in on while you. were [ __ ] like someone opened the. door I did it at a woman's restaurant. the other day apparently it was a gender. uniform restroom okay and I didn't know. I mean I guess I did know yeah went in. there and it's just that it was like a.

in somewhere and I opened the door and. there's a woman sitting right there man. she had forgotten to lock the door man. well that's not necessarily your fault I. mean that's like if you if you're not. locking it yeah I wonder if she likes. that I probably not but what can you do. at that point you know it's like and. then you got to stand outside and be. like you done she's got to walk by you. that's the weirdest no just leave the. restaurant at that point yeah yeah I. think that's weird if I'm in the.

bathroom so I won't even come out until. the bathroom's empty usually that's. that's the way to do it really yeah I. would well yeah I don't want to look. that person in the eye you just saw my. gu you know or even if you're just in. there yeah yeah you're probably right. yeah um any other good news. guys oh speaking of your Royal there we. go Court yeah yeah yeah speaking of of. your Royal Court Buckingham Palace. confirms King Charles III is alive after. Russian media reports his. death classic.

Russia oh man and that's Princess. Diana's husband huh yes yeah after. reports surfaced in Russia media that. the Monarch who was recently diagnosed. with cancer passed away Buckingham. Palace put an end to the speculation. telling news agency T we are happy to. confirm the king is continuing with. official and private business that's. right he's the king because Queen. Elizabeth died he's been the king for. what maybe a year now maybe. um when did Queen Elizabeth die do you.

know that Meme of damn two years almost. two years ago yeah you know that Meme of. um whenever someone dies they'll split. the face and put XXX sentac on with that. person you seen this look up look up X. tentasion Queen. Elizabeth like anytime any public. figured. out they'll post this and be like RP.

Queen Elizabeth you would have L. September 9th. 2022 and was that the day after it was. the day after she died oh she'll never. see it yeah I remember when Princess. Diana died I was at my friend's house. and he was a. [Music]. um uh homosexual prize fighter right one. of the toughest Fighters that they had. in our area. and he invited me over there in the gay. weight class or what is that what does. homosexual have to do they didn't have. it he was only fighter yeah that was.

okay but he was the toughest guy around. but he was also gay but people were like. period so they just didn't even have a. guy like him okay and he was um and he. sold a bunch of weed to the kids but he. was uh awesome yeah he sounds awesome oh. yeah he shove him on the Pod he's. deceased but damn it yeah he drove into. an embank actually but he was uh before. that he we were at his house getting. high over there and he's like yeah.

Princess Diana D he started balling. crying and I didn't know Princess Diana. was and I thought it was like like our. mayor's wife or whatever in our. town you thought her first name was. Princess well I just didn't know like it. was such a big deal and he had all these. Beanie Babies these Princess Diana. beanie babies but wow it literally I. mean akin to like if Jesus had come down. and gotten shot yeah that's like oh. people were heartbroken yes my best. friend's mother has like statues of um.

Princess Diana in their home yeah she's. like a saint yeah do you think what does. the royal family even do. though. um that is actually a great. question what are the Kings do. regrettably a number of the Kings. forthcoming public engagements have been. rearranged or postponed he sounds like. he's dead his majesty would like to. apologize but yeah what does he. do I mean I think they just like eat. beans on toast and like be very Royal.

they they be royal and they like be. racist sometimes yeah for fun wasn't. that it was a big thing that Queen. Elizabeth like [ __ ] hated Megan marle. did she really. yeah oh wow it's like blatant racism for. fun. oh these meetings are completely private. and no official records have kept what. is said um he receives daily dispatches. from the government in a red leather box. including briefings ah had of important. meanings or documents needing his.

signature wow the king is the UK head of. state but his powers are largely. symbolic and ceremonial he remains. politically neutral. interesting there's something so silly. about all that Garb yeah I wonder if you. didn't have it though what would it be. too much of a loss of tradition right do. have you seen the coronation chair it's. like. graffitied ugly yeah look up King. Charles coronation chair it's like the. most unassuming it's like the most.

important throne in all of Royal history. of the UK oh wow it's just ugly and it's. like wood and it's got graffiti on it it. looks like the birthday chair at a uh. Texas Roadhouse for my sister used to. work at it does it does literally yeah. there's like Ash Ash marks from. cigarettes yeah yeah there's peanut. shells on the. it is a it just has a some Conway Twitty. lyrics or something like chiseled into. it oh wow happy anniversary Mark and.

Carol yeah that's what my sister used to. bring out all the time God I love a. Texas Roadhouse she was a waitress yeah. she was a waitress I bet that was fun. she she did a pretty good job of it I. think I think people enjoyed her energy. she just got a she's a nurse now period. yeah yeah that Texas Roadhouse to nurse. pipeline is pretty common is it's really. common yeah where are all my Texas. Roadhouse to [ __ ] nurse [ __ ] at.

where the nurse ho at Texas. Roadhouse um are you excited having a. podcast how long have you had. yours I launched mine oh dude your video. with that [ __ ] shirt. collar show that video dude tell me what. happened that [ __ ] okay so you know what. a Dicky is yeah you're familiar with a. Dicky he go yeah I I'll let you play. it fake collars from Amazon so I can.

wear a sweatshirt and not have to put a. colored shirt under it and girl it's. stupid as [ __ ] so bad D you look like. every character from Harry Potter in one. person right you know who I look like. [ __ ] Chris Farley from that one the. chi Andale sketch look it up that's what. I look like no angel baby you do not. look like that that is well that is your. imag I put the top on for mine this I.

remember my mother showing me this. skin oh my God I really was like this is. about to be a fashion moment was it. humiliated I can't believe that how much. did they charge you for those that'll. run you about $4.99 a pop and this and. you don't think China has our. information they know the width of. Britney Broski's neck they know my my.

neck neck cup. size well she's a she's got some D's on. her it's a girthy it's a decup neck hey. look that's a 12inch neck she's riding. on it's a good good diameter yeah that. [ __ ] was real humbling. um what uh what else Nick anything else. good in the news. I feel like they were kind of negative. from uh if we we had an Uber driver. attacked in Chicago New York City.

squatters uh Uber's leaving. Minneapolis yeah that's crazy what's. that about yeah I saw that Uber is uh. wait Uber's no longer going to be. working in Minneapolis Uber's no longer. going to be working in in Minneapolis. Uber and Lyft right excuse me very fair. you can audition for. the yell team thank you so much oh it's. only it's only guys it's only guys damn. why don't they have a women's one nope. tradition it's horrible there will be.

one day when there's a woman yell later. um God willing after the Minneapolis. city council voted. 103 to override mayor Jacob Fry's veto. of a ride hailing pay raise ordinance on. Thursday Uber says it will pull out of. the entire Twin Cities metro starting. May 1st Uber we are disappointed the. council chose to ignore the data and. kick Uber out of the twin cities oh. putting 10,000 people out of work and. leaving many stranded but we know that. by working together with all. stakeholders drivers Riders and state.

leaders we can achieve comprehensive. Statewide legislation I don't trust Uber. what what what's going on what are they. supposed to do. cabs oh the new ordinance aims at. guaranteeing drivers earn minimum wage. in Minneapolis it requires ride healing. companies to pay drivers rates. equivalent to the city's minimum wage of. 1557 amen I think they should have to do. that they definitely should you know so. that's why they don't want to pay. $15.57 they'd rather ban both companies. that's crazy they didn't ban it Uber and. lft voluntarily pulled out oh I see so.

they're saying if you want to work here. you have to pay them that much I think. that that's fair um I think that I was. just in Australia and they have there. it's like a livable wage right I can't. imagine that so people can get like $30. an hour just like for like so many jobs. what is it look it up Nick so I know. what I'm talking about. [Music]. um but you know what first of all you 23. 23 per hour it's a minimum pay rate.

provided by the fairwork act of. 2009 that's like what I was making with. a full bachelor's degree yeah like I. worked my ass off to make $20 an hour. that's crazy and so uh the crazy part. was you would see so then everybody was. like kind of happy in their job it's. like everybody knows that they're going. to be able to survive they're going to. make it through so there was this total. energy Australia's minimum wage is go.

back is Australian 2323 per hour for. adults over the age of. 21 so actually they're Australians the. same amount as us though it's. $152 us is America's that well I guess. it depends on the. state yeah what's our um I can tell you. I used to work at Baskin Robins mhm I. made 725 an hour California it's $16 an. hour but the cost of living in. California is so much higher than.

everywhere else it's unbelievable the. federal minimum wage for covered. non-exempt employees is. $725 per hour do you ever work in food. industry yeah yeah yeah I used to sell. Mexican food for a. living and um what else um yeah I worked. at. a another Mexican spot and then yeah I. was a waitress or whatever waiter you. were not a waiter you were a wa waitress. I was a waitress which one did you work.

at UH Baskin Robbins oh you did I worked. at bask I was slinging cream were you. praise God Mama slinging cream uh at at. the age of 16 I worked there 16 until I. turned 18 oh really now did a lot of. guys come in there to flirt because I. feel like really it's old people who go. like to physically go into a basin. Robbins was like old people being like. I'll have the regular sir I just started. working here what's your regular and. that's going to be a large milkshake.

imagine a large at one of those places. praline but butter pecan praline uh. milkshake wow and that shit's delicious. I can't lie yeah old people it's they. love pistachio they love butter pean. praline whatever all those like it seems. nasty pretty good and I would I would. have to make these grown men uh who like. own companies their milkshake oh wow so. they like it it is an oldfashioned kind. of place basket Robin and it seems like. it's predominantly white is it a white. clientele mostly it's a white clientele.

yeah yeah cuz I worked at. um uh what was the. one. um uh Cold Stone creamers oh that's. where they do the scoop and the chop and. the yeah we were [ __ ] yeah and I you. did that huh oh I chopped the [ __ ] with. a credit. card. I'm looking to [ __ ] get weird boy. you're dipping it in that water that.

murky water I'm [ __ ] raging in that. [ __ ] two. amx's back. [ __ ] you're doing it with your hands. yeah God it was fun Coldstone was like a. a culinary experience oh yeah Cold Stone. was a Vibe man people that um I like. cake batter straight up you didn't do. any I would throw in a little bit of. sprinkles but nothing crazy I don't like. it where it like infects the ice cream. so much and it gets colored out that's. so I just put it in a certain area and.

eat it fast almost like put a little. mustache of sprinkles on it right get. that in me first a ribbon yeah yeah I. liked it though um yeah what else well. the Uber drivers well oh in Australia so. everybody makes a live weage so you'll. see. like a. gorgeous woman working construction. period what's wrong with that nothing. you don't see we need more of that we. need more yeah yeah it's just like you. don't you would see like a supermodel so.

that I'll put it like that you would see. a supermodel working in like you'd be. walking by the construction side damn. she calling you oh my [ __ ] god. like what I will just build I will let. that lady [ __ ] just build my build. like a two-bedroom two bath in my heart. yeah yeah crown molding yeah I trust her. with my life yeah so it just I guess. that was kind of interesting I think the. that the just the minimum wage is too.

low but I don't know enough about. economics to learn about that and I'm. kind of in the same boat with you I. should have somebody on to talk about. that with. yeah um you should see if Caleb's. available yeah he doesn't. know Tennessee could Bay marriage. between first cousins wait ten no yeah. oh come on dude my Justin's going to be. pissed I'm not even joking dude he come. on well here's the thing here's why the.

why they're even what do you mean I'm. not saying it depends on where you live. here's the thing if you don't have any. gas money your parents don't have a car. you live in an area how. far will you walk for love that's the. question for GU yeah why what would you. do for G well at a certain point if your. family lives rural enough how far are. you going to walk to make love how far. would you walk to make love me 12 miles. you capping it at 12 yeah I'm not.

walking after that I'm like who's within. this area yeah and if do it myself with. if it's over 12 oh yeah but I. think yeah it's just interesting I guess. I will admit I did not know that it was. already legal to begin with first cousin. that's your. parents siblings kid right yeah now I'll. say that that is a. little too close to home I think that's. like for real inbreeding that's not even.

like oh it's a third cousin on your. mama's side she got divorced three times. that's your for real blood yeah why buy. the cow when you can just smash your. cousin you know that's that kind of. thing I feel like it's. like but House Bill 2041 initially filed. for introduction by representative. Darren Jernigan um. prohibits marriage between first cousins. W what does that say about Dan and Shay. go down Dan and Shay or video Dan Shay.

surprise Oh I thought that was related. oh they surprise The Voice fans downtown. never mind um yeah that's that's. actually crazy that it's legal I. know gosh are we supporting Bill 242 I. think that at this point especially with. Uber now if you live in Minneapolis. you could be [ __ ] your cousin but. with Uber I think you got to figure that. out in this sort of scenario I mean. Tennessee that's already pretty that's.

redneck some places get pretty rural. yeah yeah if you get in out of East. Tennessee if you remove Uber and lift. from Tennessee we're dealing with. something major yeah a pandemic an. epidemic you yeah I wonder what would. happen if all those things went away we. would go back to almost a different time. really that's what I'm saying I was. talking about about third places earlier. like what if we have to leave our houses. what would we do oh like where would we. go yeah yeah cuz I guess like yeah like.

you're more of like a culture where. everything is really on social media you. know whereas my life's been kind of. split where that wasn't really the case. so it's like I don't you just it's a. different time it's just more I will say. this there's more room for. imagination and you used to leave things. up to chance more sure like it felt like. if you saw somebody a ran into somebody. or there then it was like a there was. like oh the world has some purpose in. this. yeah yeah it's gone now I feel like.

everything you hide behind a screen. what's there to risk there's no like. spontaneity yeah the right the M yeah. there wasn't as much like will I see. them again and if you do it me there was. like so much value and buildup like what. if I will I ever see them again what if. I never see them you know you talking. about like potential partners. yeah potential Partners yeah like if you. saw a girl then you would just Pine over. till like the next time you saw her. you're like God when I see her I'm going. to say something and then you wouldn't.

say anything you like but when I see her. next time exactly and then it would be. 20 years later she would be married and. you be like but when I see her things. are going to be different things are. going to be different if I just would. have seen her oh if I just would have. seen her now you can find her address. yeah and show up to her house or send. her a DM and say just your penis I see. you yeah I see you I see you I'm outside. your house yeah scary what do you um. yeah I saw you went through some love. issues recently you were there was a guy.

you had kind of met and it fell off yeah. I had an Irishman were you talking about. the Irish I had an Irishman that I met. on a a Christian dating app that I did a. brand deal with and I was like they they. gifted me premium and then the premium. ran out and I went ahead and paid for it. myself $34.99 a month get your life and. I got it and I found this beautiful. young gentleman and he was uh in Ireland. or in us he's going to be in Dublin he's. in Dublin and I was in Nashville at the. time and I was so we were messaging and.

he was still awake cuz that's what. that's eastern time yeah so they're only. 5 hours ahead but back here it's eight. hours ahead so it just sort of slowed. down and then he was responding me like. every three to five business days and I. was like this isn't very romantic you. know what I mean yeah he was so funny. though cuz I'm always worried you know. when you talk to people from other. countries it's like you get my sense of. humor yeah and he did and he was smart. and he like went to college and I was. like okay okay but I'm going to Ireland. in July you'll see him then you think.

I'll see him so were you guys FaceTime. and stuff chatting like that no not one. voice message not one no way not even a. voice message from an Irish you got to. get it TT he did tell me though he said. um he goes I need to tell you something. and I was like there's nothing you could. say because I'm so I've built him up in. my mind I'm like there's nothing you. could say he said I've got some [ __ ]. up teeth does he and I does he and I. said it can't be that bad he sent me a. photo just of the teeth yeah it's bad.

it's not that good it's not that good. and I don't really have dental insurance. I can offer him you know we're we're. kind of self-employed entertainers you. get him a package oh there you go and. those look like yeah yeah if your teeth. look like like the ones you see in like. the bones of a skull or whatever that's. always bad you know a Victorian skull. yeah that you feels bad to me yeah you. got teeth that belong in a museum yeah. what that. is he sent me that photo and I said oh.

yeah what is that I wonder because there. is something about you meet people. online it just feels so tough like it's. like does this mean any what's going on. here and then you'll spend so much time. in this fantasy world of your own like. you see their pictures you think about. this you've seen them from so many. angles you're like God it's you think. you know him you don't know that person. no you don't know them at all and you. have all these judgments already about. them without any of their own real. energy that's it's very true and like.

I'm filling in the blanks with what I. want them to be oh yeah he could be a. [ __ ] perv loser but I'm like in my. head we're married we we've been happily. married we have some tiffs sometimes but. you know we're married and uh it was in. the church and we have two kids but it's. like yeah it's scary to think like I'm. going to his country a place I've never. been before and so if you told him like. hey I'm coming there and did you do it. to go see him I wouldn't care if you did. yeah yeah we've all done things like. that I mean. hello you've never flown across the.

world for a dick appointment you're. lying I've flown some places flown. domestically oh yeah okay if you add. them up yeah it's definitely an. international flight yeah you got some. Delta points from those yeah I've heard. at least a free flight probably you hit. Diamond Medallion or flown somebody in. you know that's crazy I want to get to. that level I want to start flying dudes. out but it's just what he's doing you're. going there or just the girl coming to. see me yes yeah yeah but you front the. bill right yeah I think that that's fair.

if they're spending their time to do it. right yeah I'm gonna start doing that. for men I think that yeah I'm I'm gonna. get some dudes flued. out dude oh I see it well that's the. thing it's just interesting it's like. yeah how do you find because a lot of. relationships are online these days I. just saw an article the other day see if. you've seen anything Nick and then we'll. get out of here Britney. um the the the place people meet now is. online it used to be an actual real. place yeah but that's over now oh it's a.

graph how couples meet in the US whoa. and this uh work was the number one. under Friends In 1980 this is an example. through friends was. 33% whoa work was. 25% um a bar was 2 2% through family was. 18% uh grade school first of all. pedophile I'm going say that was 10% the.

schoolyard neighbors was 8% whoa and a. uh and online was 0% in 1980. now does this say just actual numbers so. I don't have to go through all that. again that's 2020 50 over 50% of all. relationships yeah wow. that just makes me sad you know but I. think it goes into kind of what you're. talking about it's like how do you get. back yeah what are the percentages Nick.

just find them for us in a little graph. or in a not a graph but in a just a list. if you can. brother um what it's. like yeah cuz I I wonder what things do. you miss by not having that oldfashioned. thing yeah like it would just be like I. remember you'd see a girl I saw a girl. go by on a school bus one time and I saw. her through the window mhm and I fell in. love with her yeah of course of course. and then I told people she was my girl. for a couple months right and she was.

we're seeing each other on the weekends. and [ __ ] and there was no ly oh it was. so sad and I was just at my apartment. just being sad yeah and then um whoa and. I never saw her again she might have. been the one she might have been you. think about her yeah I still think about. her sometimes man nearly 45% of survey. responders reported online dating apps. to be the place wow making it the most. popular spot I feel like it's more than. that that's crazy though.

um yeah and girls always have to do so. much to get ready for a date I feel like. you know oh yeah dudes just barely even. shower barely show up you know they left. half of them at. home it's just pitiful there's this. picture of you know just like the. difference of the effort that like men. and women put into a lot of things. there's this picture of Beyonce and Ed. Sheeran at the same award ceremony and. Beyonce's in this beautiful like Terry. mugir vintage gown just like Glam.

thousands of dollars Ed sheering and. jeans and a button. up and then they're side by side they. perform together he's in. [Music]. [ __ ] that's it oh that's the most. Edge hearing Vibe ever he's always like. that he you cannot blame him it is. cheese and a. t-shirt I love it yeah wow that's crazy. she looks dressed like a beautiful overy. or something he he looks like somebody.

who [ __ ] donates at a Sperm Bank you. know who's banned from a sperm yeah and. God bless you Ed we definitely God bless. Ed he's one of the greatest musical. minds of a generation but we have got to. get you in a suit brother he's a spe. he's one of a kind oh that is really. special he's one of a kind and I should. have meant fallopian too but that's what. I meop Tu happy International women's. month by the way I'm always an inch away. from what I really mean you know we can. get you there um yeah I love this photo.

it's crazy yeah that is pretty wild I. saw him perform one night I was watching. who the chain smokers in Las Vegas and. he came out and performed he's amazing. so good yeah and at first so like just. do part of your songs he's like none of. my song it's like I have kind of ballady. stuff and yeah heart-wrenching yeah and. you guys are like DJs but then like so. they've did a little bit one of them and. then another and then next thing you. know it was just like became like his. show I'm in love with the shape of you. that song goes crazy it was [ __ ] hype. dude people were just [ __ ] lonely but.

also feeling something at the same time. it makes me very. like if Ed Sheeran can find love. beautiful love I can yeah you know what. I mean it gives me he's he gives me hope. is he married happily oh wow yeah I. didn't know that he was married um yeah. it's interesting figuring it out finding. somebody mhm you know yeah what if you. had to move to Dublin oh that's where. what's her name's. from chenade no other lady you said. looks like you guys look like each other.

people tell you sometimes Adele Adele. she's British oh she's British yeah yeah. yeah she's from London South London oh. that's nice mhm yeah Hosier is from. Dublin OH he is I need him desperately. yeah dude yeah in like the most biblical. sense that a man and woman can need each. other I need him like that yeah there's. something real interesting about that. hose here he's about 6' s and that's not. a joke God big monster of a man love him. that's a long. boy if you're stretched out God imagine.

being that long and just longing around. everywhere and you can't even hide you. know that would break my heart but at. concerts I bet it's nice you can look. over everybody you know but then people. meet up at you at fairs and. stuff yeah meet at the big Irish guy. yeah yeah just meet at Danny at 11: people are like Danny's like what the. [ __ ] man wherever Danny's going to be. you got to trust him Danny just all gets. all [ __ ] up and he's never there that. is crazy I know it is crazy um anything.

else man I thought there was one other. thing I was going to ask you about yeah. let me hear it uh you know we didn't. even get into I had questions for you. too we'll have to do a part two okay I. had questions about God and about but. you've talked about that a little bit. before not that much you know I think. about that a lot I've been trying to. have a better relationship with God I. was going to say cuz you did not grow up. like in the church no but it's been a a.

journey for you yeah especially with. sobriety and you know get just getting. older and the more you realize about the. earth and the world and people where. have you. landed yeah I think I need a faith love. that but not does it have to be nominal. like Christian or no I think I I I I I. like prefer I don't know if I prefer is. the word I use Christianity because. that's the thing I'm most familiar with. sure so I think I use a lot of those.

like kind of um symbols you know um but. I think yeah it could be any way you Ed. to find Faith you know and build a. relationship with a higher power I just. find that I just need it more and more. it's just too much strain I just can't. handle it that's real unless I like. you know I've been just just trying to. say like thy will be done more often and. say that as much as I can it just like. suddenly like everything is not my.

responsibility yeah cuz that's how I get. to feeling like that everything in the. world is my responsibility yeah weighs. heavy oh just and it's it's just this. weird stacking weight that you don't. even realize it's happening yeah it's. also self-inflicted like you did that to. yourself right and it used to be a good. skill when I was a kid cuz I felt a lot. of self- responsibility like I have to. take myself so then it made sense it was. like everything is my responsibility it. feels like so I need to do that but then. as uh as I got older it's not this it's.

like it's you're not a kid anymore just. trying to get their little life done now. you're an adult everything is not your. responsibility you know and it shouldn't. feel that way all the time you know um I. like that I like that it's kind of. outside the bounds of like the church. but it's still familiar I like that yeah. what do you feel about it oh man I'm I'm. ex Christian you are yeah oh you're RI. you're you were a Christian I was I I. was raised in the Baptist Church oh.

really it's like well Baptist on my. mom's side and um Pentecostal on my dad. side Pentecostal they get wild they. skirt it up they get they skirt it up. they got uh it's almost like Amish. sometimes it's uh speaking in tongues. and like fire and brimstone so I feel. like I have two extremes on both sides. and that's a weird way to come up cuz. it's like especially as someone who's. funny and has success which I'm so. grateful for and I'm so fortunate to.

accredit that to a God and not me and. what I've built is kind of where I. struggle you know where it's like all. glory to this other thing but he didn't. I did the work you know and so much of. it I think is Chance Tik Tok happened at. a certain time that I happened to be. posting videos I'm not more deserving. than any other person we just got lucky. you know so I struggle with it sometimes. of like I've been told that you need to. look at the world this way but I don't.

so what do you do you know and I. sometimes have trouble sleeping at night. over it but I don't miss the church yeah. you know did you meet any men in the. church they're very judgmental are they. yeah Christian men are the first to. shame you yeah the church can be like. that you know even like Kat Von D was is. here and she's a m Christian she's like. turned her life over to Christ recently. and um and she was just talking about. how yeah some of the first to judge so.

often are like that you're not doing it. the right way all that kind of [ __ ] to. me seems ridiculous it is everybody's. just trying their trying you know and. they're trying to figure out and I think. it also like some of that relationship. evolves over time definitely yeah I. think I got to the point where I just. feel like the god are up there like. doing their fancy stuff and having like. a dinner and like doing things yeah and.

then like a crumb of like creativity. falls off of their table and like and it. hit me in the [ __ ] back of the head. or something when I was a [ __ ] kid. dent I was wondering what that. misshaping dent was so I think I feel. like that like I just feel lucky that. sometimes that um I get to be like a. conduit like some people everybody's. kind of a conduit at different times for. Joy you know somebody can even just hug. you and they can be like the some people. have the best hug some people have the. best they make the best um squash.

casserole yeah and some people make the. best or great art yeah yeah conduit. vessel's a great sort of image as well. just like a yeah conduit of joy I love. that yeah I'm just like a radio station. for the Lord you know it's like. everybody is FM JC and sometimes it's. [ __ ] r [ __ ] but every now and. then you catch something it's like all. right it's all right yeah you know so I. I know you help a lot of people too who. have similar yeah we got a lot of we got.

a lot of people yeah a lot of people. going through it you got a lot of broken. fans oh we are a Meetup of really. [ __ ] some real beautiful [ __ ]. animals yeah I got my my audience is. incredibly gay and uh female and also. non-binary but also uh very mentally. unwell yeah and I love it yeah I you got. to have a little flavor well yeah and I. think people are trying to it's tough to.

figure it all out it is it's hard yeah. and I think it's got to be really tough. if people especially when it comes to. people like like being nonbinary or a. lot of that stuff I can't even imagine. you know my friend um is a comedian and. then he got he transitioned to a woman. and it's just been interesting to like. see what that is is like like for him. you know um I watched your video you. posted I loved it on uh when someone.

called in and asked for advice on being. a man yeah I thought your response was. so beautiful oh thanks yeah her name is. Theo too actually this. lady. and yeah it was interesting yeah you. just try to give somebody some pointers. you know yeah and just Grace Red Rover. yeah. oh yeah I can't IM dude if I went over. to being a woman I don't know the first. thing I would do when I would get there. yeah probably close the door and be like.

what are we going at now this is a lot. what's going on down here or just all of. it yeah gosh I couldn't even imagine. imagine all of the new things you would. have to do especially imag it if you go. wonder which way is easier if one Way's. easier than the. other I would imagine well I won't even. try to speak to it but I do think that. there's like I think women know more. about men than men know about women.

because we've had to figure out how to. live in a man's world y'all have never. had to figure it out you know like good. point I think that that and I'm not. saying it would be easier I'm saying. that there is more. knowledge that we know yeah that makes. sense yeah I would probably think that. about men you mean yeah yeah oh we're. always wondering what do men think what. do men like what do this what and I know. men think the same thing but it's also. like especially when you talk about.

religious communities or in the South. where it's like your whole life. expectancy is like you get married to a. man you have his babies that's your life. you know it's not really career driven. the way that it is in like maybe New. England or the West Coast like it's very. traditional do you think it's bet do you. think one is really better than the. other though cuz I've thought about that. it's like. cuz then I have friends that like just. work forever and then they achieve all. their goals and work but then they don't. have a family and they.

feel um you know some type of way about. it I think to each their own I don't. ever want kids yeah you know you don't. no never never we're not going to have. any little yellow M&M's running around. damn what about some i z what about some. what some Irish M&M's some Irish M&M. maybe dude if you could have a little. [ __ ] fing Irish kid there's no way you. couldn't imagine that Mom I think that. uh having little ginger babies around me. would freak me out yeah what are y'all.

doing you know oh definitely they out. they won't even allow you to donate. Ginger seman anymore at the sperm bank. they banned Ed shearan from the sperm. bre that's. crazy um Britney Broski thank you so. much uh for hanging out if you guys. don't know about Britney check her out I. know a lot of you guys do but. um yeah just nice to be able to talk to. somebody and um big fan thanks for. having me thank you yeah it's been a. dream I appreciate it it's very sweet of.

you to come and spend time and um yeah I. hope you uh I look forward to seeing uh. what you want to do with your um Talent. probably porn yeah yeah if this doesn't. work out we're gonna you. know hey well hopefully you have a son. to film. it I think you just. look you're going to need cheap labor if. with these wage rates um Britney thank. you so much thank you and let me know. about Caleb go ahead and send send him.

my number I will I'm going send him that. picture that we all. took all right love it now I'm just. floating on the breeze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to. take.