Brianna Chickenfry | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #445

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personality just. as a human and we're gonna hopefully. learn more about that today she's a. member of the BFFs podcast with Josh. Richards and Dave Portnoy she has her. own podcast as well plan Brie uncut. today's guest is Brianna chicken frogs. [Music].

people and I will find fast forward. um welcome to um the podcast thank you. hey yovon you just let anybody on the. Pod now. we're doing I guess. we do I guess you and I never met no we.

haven't yeah it's interesting kinda I. know because I know you threw I know you. threw Caleb CP yeah yeah he's a good guy. he's. a very mischievous that guy I feel like. sometimes you know I feel like sometimes. he's. you know he's kind of a s he's a. slippery guy kind of you know up to no. good you think well he's just really. Sleek I think he's very smart. some people are too smart for their own. good we call them we call him the king.

of the tards because he assembles like. he assembles a Crazy Crew yeah and then. he's just the king and everybody worship. so yeah yeah I'm part of it I'm I'm one. of the Taurus oh you're in huh yeah I'm. in you're [ __ ] yeah a little bit. yeah that's good do we have uh I feel. like I'm on one of those rides at Disney. or yeah before they put you in no not. Disney or Universal like at a shitty. Fairground okay. yeah we never met each other before no. never yeah I went to your show though. yeah you went to the show the other. night do you have a good time yeah it.

was good it was really funny oh thanks. yeah you're crazy it was long you're. more animated than I thought you would. be oh yeah yeah like you were doing all. these moves and [ __ ] I was like wait. what yeah yeah. um yeah well I have yeah I have. ligaments I have all of it I got you. know or I'm gonna. I guess yeah people maybe think you. would be still or something yeah I don't. know you were just more animated than I. thought yeah you're doing all these. faces really like when you were laying. on the on the chair oh yeah yeah it's. like damn he's animated yeah well I.

think you have to keep people's. attention too you know yeah and you're. just one thing and you have to tell a. story with just your body like you only. have so much like you know. you have to I think. um people's attention spans I think seem. short so you want to keep them engaged. yeah you keep me engaged oh good it was. good yeah I'm glad you guys have finally. you've been to a comedy show before yeah. I love stand up I love going I usually. just go to like Open Mic stuff so that. was my first like real big show oh okay. yeah it was good oh yeah because yeah so. I see you on Tick Tock I see you on.

Instagram I see like yeah what am I here. why am I here because I just want I feel. like here's why okay so whenever Dave. came on the show he said. um he's like oh we have a lot of Youngs. we make a lot of stars over it uh it. doesn't want his exact words but I was. like you guys you have a good eye for. talent yeah so we're talking about oh. Dave you got a good eye for talent and. he's like yeah we have some great uh. Talent right now and he named a couple. of people but he named you until I was. like oh interesting so I just trust his.

eye for talent you know you trust Dave. yeah I think so you think so well yeah. he's found he's found a lot of good. people you had Glennie balls on yeah he. found gunny balls found Caleb yeah found. me I don't know what I'm really doing. they always say I'm doing so well but I. don't I don't really see that yeah I. guess maybe that's what I wanted I was. like who is this gal and then like yeah. what is her what does she do I know. she's like you know I see you just on. the internet so I know she's like an. attractive girl I know that she.

you know likes to drink or do drugs or. whatever you know or and you're from. Massachusetts right from Boston yeah. yeah so you could probably drink through. your vagina I mean I don't know. something else there can really they can. do it yeah they'll find they'll get a. beer down yeah I could get it up but no. everyone thinks I do a bunch of drugs I. went I did the nelk podcast the other. day okay and they sent me down they're. just like how much drugs do you do how. much cocaine do you do I don't do drugs. oh really I do well I do shrooms I guess.

I don't do the hard drugs okay yeah I. think I'm like a everyone thinks I'm a. big cokehead because my thing is sleep. when you're dead so that's fair yeah. that's a cocaine slogan yeah I know but. it's all I don't do cocaine I got a lot. of more people in my family do drugs. than don't do drugs okay yeah I believe. that yeah so I got a crazy family really. and so now when you say that. um that you don't do drugs are you onto. the info you have any drugs in your. system right now you think uh Adderall.

okay yeah how much you think if you had. a guess. Vyvanse 60 milligrams. that seemed like a lot it is kind of a. lot it is I haven't taken it in a while. but I have a long day so I might have a. heart attack or like [ __ ] myself a. little bit yeah yeah so like the vivance. is hard I can't really turn my neck when. I'm on it this [ __ ] gets me real tight. start biting my cheeks and stuff I guess. it's kind of worse than cocaine I opened. it up because I was like maybe I'll just. take half and it's just cocaine in there. oh it is yeah it's all white powder it's. crazy it's kind of scary yeah yeah.

anytime like your pers yeah anytime you. get something from like a CVS but it's a. powder it's like yeah it's kind of a. it's kind of scary yeah so I poured a. little I poured half in and it's just. chemicals yeah yeah it's [ __ ] kind of. good though yeah it wasn't bad yeah oh. dude I remember I found the pill on the. uh gym mat one time and I just slurped. it up what was it I don't know well how. do you feel. um could have been. could have been for like erectile. dysfunction could have been a dexa trim. okay but it was good.

it was pretty good I thought you know I. felt yeah it was like all right let's. see what God wants to do kind of thing. you know somebody had fallen out of. somebody's pocket at the gym you stay at. the gym longer than you thought uh I. don't remember what happened man I mean. it was probably about seven years ago. but so it's been quite a ride since then. I don't think it's still in my system I. don't know what the half-life of like. something like that is you know yeah no. it's probably only six. um so you are from then so yeah this I. guess I just we just want to get to know. you so okay let's do it you.

um yeah and we want to see like where. are you going you know what's going on. with this lady you know okay where am I. up to yeah or just like yeah what is. does this lady have a real plan is this. lady just kind of living willy-nilly you. know like what's some of the goal here I. think okay so how does it start like. when are you a child when am I a child I. was a child when I was a child so I was. just like a small child oh God and the. first are you big born big or not I my. mom was pregnant for 10 months wow so I.

was born a month late I was big I was. like 31 inches nine pounds oh my god. really yeah that's real dude I bet they. had you falling into like a Fisherman's. Net yeah. she was real tiny they had to do an. emergency C-section I couldn't fit. through the canal no really yeah that's. crazy so almost like breaking out of a. prison cell yeah I was breaking out of a. prison cell my parents got my parents. should have never got married they got. so they got married when my mom was 10. months pregnant at like a random gazebo. a gazebo in Florida oh yeah they'll. build those anywhere anywhere and she.

she had a red she had a red dress on and. they got married and then we came back I. was born and my my family's kind of. crazy I have four I have four siblings. so my oldest sister she's 40. so there's. a big age Gap okay so she's a she's a. black Fisher do you know what a black. black fishing is is that the thing that. uh oh yeah I think it's like it's not. the thing for Sea World it's not the. they're not like the people killing the. no that's worse I think it's she wants.

so she she gets level four spray tans so. okay for reference I get level one spray. tan and she'll go and she'll get level. four wow and she gets box braids but. she's white she drives a Chrysler 300. she hangs out with all black Fishers. obviously yeah and she she just got out. of prison she's doing well now but. that's the oldest sister so that was. like my that was my role model growing. up damn yeah she was crazy she was yeah. and she dated a lot of you want to see. her yeah I want to see if you think she.

would be black yeah she no she she. doesn't she only dates white guys huh. yeah it's a crazy thing and she hangs. out with all I thought she was hanging. out with all black people but then I. realized they were all black Fishers and. what does black Fishers you mean like. black they're black fishing so you could. this is what you get canceled for. nowadays if you get too dark like spray. tans or if you wear box braids which is. my sister oh I see what you're saying. like people that did the chocolate body. like the bar um weightlifting yeah sir. whoa whoa whoa let me see that's a real. picture of her that's a real picture of.

her that's her Facebook that's her. Facebook profile picture she's a white. girl God she's beautiful huh yeah. so that's the oldest sister she's black. fishing. wow and so that's like fishing for black. people like you're trying to catch them. or something like is it like yeah but. she's never but she's only dating white. guys so I don't know what she's trying. to catch yeah that's interesting I never. like we had a lot of like when I was. growing up they just called him kind of. wiggas you know it's like we had like a. lot of wiggas back in the day and it was. like you know you'd see like it was a.

lot of first gingers were doing it you. know yeah because I think they were so. white that it almost is like a. like it's everything's a spectrum so I. think if you get so white. you're almost back around to being black. and then sometimes you would see the. black guy that's white you ever see that. guy oh yeah logic yeah but I'm not. talking like a lot like just you know. I'm talking about the guy who like. the guy that looks like you know when. you go see the Tigers and they have that. white tiger and you're like oh wow yeah. like sometimes just the black guy that.

has that's complete that's but that's. white you know you don't take them out. yeah it's like uh somebody trapped in a. [Music]. um. yeah it's like uh I don't know what you. would call it. he's a black guy with white skin he. looks complete it's almost like they. took a black eye and they put the. painted painted him white painted them. white yeah I've seen a couple of those. yeah yeah yeah it's crazy right so it's. like a little yeah it's like um it's. almost like something that God got it. like somebody for Christmas or something. like God's like I'm gonna make something. real special for somebody yeah it's like.

a unicorn yeah and he made that yeah so. anyway so yeah that's were you talking. about your sister right oh yeah I'm a. family crazy family that's mine okay. she's got a sister that's really out. there yeah yeah I gotta I got they're. all out there I have one good sister I. have another sister they're all gooder. they're not good no I have one good. sister okay okay and then I got two so. we have the black Fisher and then we. have the the next one in age she's crazy. she got gastric bypass surgery oh yeah. and it [ __ ] her up oh yeah it [ __ ].

her up pretty bad she's in she drives a. Vespa and she's she's a lesbian she's. crazy oh yeah yeah she wears sunglasses. all day all day she's insane but that. one that one she's she means well but. she's um she's not doing well now okay. yeah and then we got my good sister and. then I found out I had a brother when I. was 12. no way and what they do they. just like pulled a curtain back and. they're like here he is he showed up it. was crazy the black Fisher they met on. Facebook they met him okay brother yeah. because my dad my dad put the brother up.

for adoption when he was like 15 or. something so the black Fisher found this. brother and brought him to Thanksgiving. when I was 12. oh yeah and he looked. just like my dad no and they were like. the same age pretty much damn yeah wow. so that's interesting so a lot was it. was it chaotic or was it fun what was it. like was it pretty cool it was pretty. cool yeah yeah it was pretty cool but I. kind of freaked out and I know we're. living in Boston yeah living in Boston. at the time and what town is he over. living in South Boston okay so South. Boston is like what's it like over there.

it's like. um it's like all the people South Boston. used to be all the people that lived in. the projects and then they moved like a. couple streets over okay and we're like. we're doing good and is it whites is it. Brothers what is it it was pretty white. okay yeah it was pretty white town but. then I moved out when I was 12 so I have. like a split life okay because my dad. finally got a job oh he did yeah nice. where do you work at he's a mechanic oh. he is yeah oh yeah my sister used to be. married to a mechanic really yeah and my. mom I think almost dated a mechanic one. time but I don't know if she did or not.

but we would always she'd always go. there and take the car in and we'd have. to sit in there sit in the car uh no we. wouldn't say we would sit outside of the. car but I don't know if he was really. fixing it or if they were just kind of. chatting with each other they're always. chatting yeah yeah uh was your dad like. a run around guy did he have a lot of. girlfriends or not. yeah well he was he was like a raging. alcoholic and then I was born and my mom. was like ultimatum oh really her we're. drinking and then he stopped but he did. some other [ __ ] and then he became a. mechanic oh yeah yeah yeah he's still a.

mechanic a lot of people that quit doing. drugs they end up I feel like they get. into like mechanic and yeah. um Okay cool so you're in Boston that's. what you're doing right and where did. you graduates from from high school yeah. okay yeah I graduated from high school. and what happened before that like when. did you get like. like when did you start dating or. whatever like when were you when does. that happen like in. I'm a bad I I'm a bad dater I didn't.

start dating until I was like a senior a. senior in high school really why not. I was molested by a lot like three. separate three separate lesbians when I. was younger and that's why I can't my. second sister just well I shouldn't say. her name but my second sister she's a. lesbian I was terrified of her my. neighbor Olivia two of the girls so I. would spend all my summers in the. trailer park because that's what my dad. would just drop me off and then he'd go. be a mechanic and my mom was working and. there was a two two separate lesbians at.

the trailer park. and what do you think about it and I'm. sorry to hear that no it's fine it's. fine I think I'm better but one night. stands scare me I can't have a one-eyed. stand because it's bringing me back like. it's one time thing oh it's a one-time. thing and the lesbians did that huh yeah. I guess their pedophiles are lesbians. but yeah yeah. lesbians don't get as much pet they. don't get it like that pet they don't. get called a pedophile that much no no. yeah they just called lesbians so when. do you get like your first Brazier or.

whatever like do they and how do you. even get that do they like mail it to. you or something like how do you even. get like you gotta oh I stole my first. one really yeah I stole my first one I. was scared so I don't have a good. relationship with my mom so I'm gonna be. like Mom let's go get a bra yeah I was. like Talia my best friend let's go to. the mall let's steal bras yeah yeah we. stole thongs we sold bras I didn't need. one though I still didn't I got a boob. job so I didn't ever need one yeah were. you just very more lean chested kind of. yeah yeah it was lean there was nothing.

there damn buddy yeah yeah buddy that's. what everyone called me yeah that's. buddy like damn little brother yeah a. little brother it's like [ __ ] yeah I. always I guess I know I never wondered. that but I guess I was just thinking. about that yeah like do you how do you. get a bra if you're a girl like yeah it. was like the government like mail you. like your first bra or is it like they. give you this book actually in fifth. grade they give all these girls a book. and it like shows you all the different. sizes of nipples and all the different. size of boobs and then it shows you. where you can go yeah it's the best book.

ever oh wow that's cool yeah teaches you. about like periods and stuff it does. everything everything and who gives it. to you a parent gives it to the child. I'm sure no it was um it was always the. it was a nurse oh at school yeah that's. cool yeah it wasn't parenting. trying to think what happened at our. school we came in. and they had like a man in there they. would always get like the most. trustworthy man at school who had like. five or six kids and. everybody knew his wife you know and I.

remember we came in and this time he had. on sunglasses and he was it was like his. first time teaching sex ed and I think. he was so embarrassed he like didn't. want to be seen doing it or something. but we know it's him right because he's. taught us others yeah yeah we've seen. him and he was up there just like. pointing at all the stuff and everything. and uh people are losing their [ __ ]. minds you know like when kids are. jerking off in the corner like there's. people like wait did you have a jerker. did you have a jerker like did you ever.

see the kid jerk off in class. let me thinking oh yeah yeah we had this. one class where people would it was like. the thing to kind of jerk off in your. book oh wow. what class was that uh. uh I don't know no I think it was just. class class is any class yeah it was. like first class and you're like oh what. is this class about like three quarters. of the way through the class you're like. what is this class about they're all. horny yeah yeah just jerking off into. this book well I remember people with.

they had a book yeah and people would. try like the goal I think was by the end. of the year to have just somebody like. the conglomerate of Youth and the group. to have jerked off in every pay like to. completely like turn the book into like. a xylophone you know like [ __ ]. you know make it a beautiful Mother's. Day for your mother so. um but yeah I remember that thing got. passed around and until it started to. look like like kind of like uh did you.

hit it oh yeah dude I definitely did a. good job on that deal everybody did it. was almost kind of cool at the end of. the year it was almost like having. somebody sign your yearbook oh yeah but. it was all men okay that was kind of the. sad part you know and you couldn't even. fit into your book bag anymore it was. like too big oh dude it was gross yeah. that's gross man have you had any. subscriptions that you forgot about. and you look on your statement and. they've been billing you for months. maybe you gotta maybe you're part of uh. bacon weekly or whatever and they've.

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yeah immediately just a full-on birth. and it was like oh so hairy it was so. and they made fifth grade that's too. young I think. you don't even know it is completely. naked completely naked oh yeah and even. they even show the faces and the dad was. holding the hand and everything the dad. was yeah oh wow yeah. and I always wonder who is that woman. who.

yeah like who who said who the like we. want to show this to everybody a 12 year. old daughter how much you think she got. paid to do that it's Gotta Be she was. really needed that right. I mean that's gotta be great that's. gotta be crazy the craziest part is to. be if she's at a party or something and. somebody's like hey do you guys remember. Janet and they're like no how will we. know her and then somebody's just like. break yourself in the accordion.

yeah does this ring a bell and they just. like oh yeah throw a watermelon out from. behind their leg. yeah so that's a woman that had to do. that I wonder if they even put her in. the credits at the end you know. no way didn't even blur out that's what. I'm saying they showed her whole family. her whole family everyone was here it. was all standing around they're holding. hands the dad's painting is crazy fifth. grade Janet is nuts dude it reminds you.

that they had this TV show called hands. on a hard body or it was a movie right. it was like they told these people in. Mississippi if you all show up at like. this Walmart and like put your hand on. this like um. um it was a vehicle it was like a um. Dodge. um it was like a Jeep like a um. it was kind of like a Ford Escort uh. Ford Explorer okay it's like SUV okay. like if you show up at this if you show. up at this small you put your hand on. This SUV the last person with their hand. on gets to keep the SUV right so that.

was it that was the rule right so people. showed up and people are [ __ ] washing. their hand and [ __ ] being all fired. up people are doing like this and. getting their hand ready you know and. shaking hands and [ __ ] high five and. doing this just little tricks that don't. mean anything and just getting their. hands ready and then so then they. started off they put like everybody's. got the hand of the car right like two. minutes in one dude's like he takes his. enemies he's like I'm gonna win this. [ __ ] like they're interviewing him his. hands are off because he went like that. it's like you're [ __ ] out of here so. like by 30 hours like people haven't. slept there's like nine people left and.

there's this one brother on there and. they keep saying to him man you're gonna. win he's like yeah my friend's bringing. me uh Nestle bar when he gets here with. that [ __ ] it's a wrap right he's like. when I get my sugar up bro it's a. [ __ ] rap for all these [ __ ] right. any other [ __ ] just like a scene like. an old lady who may be dead she's like. they've just leaned her against the back. of it and like two other people anyway. the guy gets there he hands in the nasty. bar he takes his hand off to [ __ ] get. him he's out so anyway that kind of.

reminds me like everybody being around. the mom like with their hands on her you. know yeah that's beautiful is kind of. beautiful beautiful yeah. um and so that's how you were born oh no. that's sex head that's sex head yeah but. same thing yeah as I was born fifth. grade and did you like and then so you. had a boyfriend in Senior High School. you said yeah that's when I that's when. I got into the dating okay senior of. high school and do y'all go to a dance. or anything like that you'll go to prom. no no I met him I met him on a cruise.

ship when I was 16. and he lived in Ohio. uh so it's a long distance thing there's. a long distance but then I but then I I. backed up and I moved to Ohio for this. man I went to school in Ohio no way. College in Ohio yeah and where'd you. stay at oh you had you had a dorm or. whatever dorm yeah. and then I broke up with him because I. was like this is weird he was way older. than me it was weird what school well. that's probably not that crazy but what. school was the. um what school were you guys at he. didn't go to my college but I went to it.

was called Baldwin Wallace Baldwin. Wallace Cleveland it was a small liberal. arts school okay she were artistic and. you like doing RT stuff because why do. you go there then because I followed him. oh yeah so I was [ __ ] and then I was. stuck there oh yeah. and where were you working at. where's I working at yeah it was a nanny. you were I was a nanny yeah oh God where. are those kids now that's crazy yeah. they got their hand on a truck somewhere. dude I had to freaking I didn't nanny or.

whatever but like some guy from the gym. hired me to watch his kids for like two. weeks bro. it was [ __ ] so unreal. like it was horrible well I remember. like I feel so bad about this but. I like found like a bunch of porn at the. parents house or whatever and like. so I was just I was torn between like. what you know making sure these kids got. off to school and stuff and then like. like just looking at different. pornography that they had at the house.

but what was a guy like the dad their. dad was a nice guy I'd seen him since. later on down the line. everything seemed pretty pretty cool. nice kids kids were cool you know but. they're good now yeah they were good. then wow okay yeah there was no I didn't. affect him in any way how do you talk to. kids like do you know how to talk to. kids. I think I talked to them like adults. really okay you're just like what's up. yeah I think as I feel like if you if. you if you get a kid and you know if you. look at if you really they seem like.

oh some of them are [ __ ] idiots you. know but some of them seem like they. know what's up you know yeah. um okay so what else happened then all. right so you're in school where are you. working at I'm working out I'm at. someone's house I was a nanny okay I was. in school I was pre-med though so what. yeah oh so you're smart then yeah I was. biochem Major wow so I was I was doing. all right I was doing all right but I. wasn't like. I wasn't that good I was like bottom of.

the class but I still like a three two. okay three two is good though three two. and I was I wanted to be a I wanted to. be a PA so I wanted to go to a PA school. and what is it PA a physician's. assistant okay so it's like the least. time in medical school but you make the. most money so I wanted to do that. because I only had to go to two years of. med school after okay but then I started. making tick tocks okay yeah so I started. making detectives you went from pre-med. to tick tock. fast okay and was your first Tick Tock.

like at the pre was it involved in like. medical stuff or notice whatever no I. was just I was uh hung over that was my. thing I was The Hungover girl oh now I. get it yeah yeah that is your thing. you're always like hungover. dang yeah yeah you're always hungover. and having like. travel you're always hung over and. having to like go back into the world. and deal with you whatever is going on. in your life you're like this is how you. like yeah it's kind of like a problem. yeah. this is how you put your neck brace back.

on it you [ __ ] had too many white. claws at a prosthetic conference you. know yeah like there's oh yeah now I. really I didn't realize it before yeah. that's what it was now I see yeah it's. like oh okay this is how it goes. interesting yeah so I was a hungover. girl okay see the hunger girl you're. doing tick tocks but then do you feel. like you have to get [ __ ] up though. yeah for sure because that was my that's. why people followed me so I was like. I've always got to be drunk whenever. when people meet me because I'm socially. awkward and on on social media I'm not.

socially awkward so when people meet me. and I'm sober they're like whoa you're. weird really yeah yeah why you don't. seem weird right now I don't know I feel. like when I meet people out they want me. to be so like crazy and over the top but. I'm not crazy and over the top in real. life so that's what so I was just drunk. all the time right yeah. yeah you seem like an alcoholic that. like [ __ ] like um commandeered like. an Urban Outfitters a lot of times to me. yeah a little bit yeah yeah a little bit.

but I mean and I mean that in like the. sweetest way possible no okay yeah thank. you is it because you feel like you make. the best stuff when you're hungover like. you make like your brain is the most. creative then or something or what do. you think well I was just I was just in. college so I was always hungover so I. just started making videos oh okay I. just was hungover all the time and I. didn't think anyone was gonna follow me. that's why I just I made my [ __ ] chicken. fry and I'm stuck with it oh yeah stuck. with it. yeah because I was thinking I was I. remember asking David I thought it was.

like a Native American thing you know I. know you did yeah yeah because I was. trying to think because I grew up around. they had a lot of Native Americans by us. um there's a river in my town it's. called The chafuncta River. and it's named after the chafuncta. Indians right but. they got their name because a long time. ago one of them threw like a big rock. into the water okay and that's the sound. that it made when it went in. yeah and that's what they call.

themselves isn't that crazy oh yeah kind. of interesting oh then I should say that. I should make up a cool story about. chicken fry that's right it's not a cool. story what do you think I should say. because everyone asks me and it's not a. cool story yeah I think. it sounds like it could have some um. chicken fry sounds like you could have. some like. maybe some African history to it or some. native history you know it sounds like. it could have. a chef you know maybe Emerald okay maybe.

you relate it to like um Wolfgang Puck. or that whatever that guy's name is but. I'm trying to think of what else you. could do with it yeah I want to do. something cool yeah I'm trying I know. and. what about what would other Native. American names be for like the other. people at Barstool oh. like. do you think they all start with. ouch do you think they all start with. like it's the sound it's the tribe we.

got. uh oh. Dave yeah because he gambles and he and. he sold the business for a lot of money. maybe yeah. uh. cheese uh yeah to cheese cheese to. cheese yeah yeah definitely cheese. because he went when he was on here he's. telling me he went to a cheese shop he. knows a lot of um he knows a man is a.

cheese Monger okay who is somebody who. like. is like basically the Batman of cheese. right and so he went and hung out with. that like like Glenn he went to like a. [ __ ]. lady's like I'm walking down the street. some guy pops out of a cheese shop like. the head of cheese like Mr Cheese. [ __ ] Like Larry queso's [ __ ] white. boss you know like he [ __ ] pops out. you know [ __ ] Ronnie mozzarella pops. out of the back and he's like this way. son and he like took him into the back. of like a cheese world and then he said.

he sat in like a beautiful that's a real. story it's the first story he told me he. goes we sat in a beautiful table and the. guy keeps bringing out different cheeses. in this and that and gruyere and grew. here and grew everywhere like he's just. like every type of cheese came out you. know and then like three hours later. they just like threw him back out into. the [ __ ] Street and he was done never. saw him again never saw him again like. it all didn't even happen oh that must. have been a good day for Glennie though. oh it was he was so excited you know. yeah so he's cheesed yeah he's the.

cheese you have to change to cheese. what do you think Caleb would be. um. maybe to cheerful no he's too cheerful. he is pretty careful cheerful and he. wasn't really a quarterback in college. he was a basically the first male. cheerleader at the University of North. Carolina. but he doesn't like to say that though. we were out we were out a couple. weekends ago and um the owner of a bar. he brought out Caleb's Jersey that he. made him sign.

he brought it out to him he's like I'm. just like I really respect you like you. gotta sign it Caleb like brings out the. Sharpie and he couldn't think of what's. right on he was so embarrassed he was so. embarrassed but he signed it it was. clean it was probably his original. jersey and it was still clean I'm sure. he was like there's only two. that's funny so yeah maybe you should. cheerful I don't know if the cheerful is. exactly it I'm not saying it's not.

cha cha I feel like he's like a. Cha-cha-cha guy he's a dancer I don't. know I saw him win twenty thousand. dollars at a casino. and then try to buy the late the the. card tender or whatever her name is uh. Kia Sorrento okay Sorento yeah really. was she offended well he still I won't. he's like I'm buying this [ __ ] I could. get a serrano and that's when people are. like you gotta leave like yeah get the.

[ __ ] out of here and literally you can. see how bummed out she was because she. knew she was about to get a Kia Sorrento. but just because he called her a [ __ ]. The Pit Boss is like we don't use that. language around here oh [ __ ] she's. waiting in the parking lot dude it's. like dude you can call me a [ __ ] if you. can get me a [ __ ] Kia sorry call me. whatever yes you needed that yeah oh. [ __ ] Kia Sorrento was also we had a that. KIA company they named their cars I feel. like after a lot of like black girls. that went to my high school Kia Sophia. Kia Sorrento what's the other ones at.

Forte. oh yeah Kia Optima dog you telling me. Kia Optima didn't [ __ ] play. basketball for the Women's Basketball. team at my high school you out of your. mind because well that's my sister. that's cute yeah it is. but she's having a Chrysler 300. so did. she throw up gang signs and stuff or. what does she like I stay away from her. she's crazy man she's so crazy there was.

a whole time she was on she's been doing. she's she was going through it all she. was on there was a period [ __ ] dude no. but there's a period of time where she. was doing meth or something and she. thought she shaved her head she shaved. it because oh wow yeah she thought there. was people talking to her it was sad but. then she like she dropped off her um her. TV at my house all of her phones she's. like they're listening you gotta take it. she was deep huh yeah she was deep but. she's good now but it was great it was. crazy to watch wow yeah but she's black. fishing sober and so black fishing is.

when you try to go to the black side you. try to be black I think yeah or you want. you want to be perceived as black but. then if anyone were to be racist you'd. be like what take a makeup wife and be. like I'm white oh I see what you're. saying yeah yeah. I think sometimes man when I was young I. related to a lot of the black kids so. much I would. but then when it came down to it one. time me and this my friend Devin we were. fishing and. uh and he was black and some white kid. guy was throwing rocks up from this.

railroad track down bus we're official. on this bank and he started calling us. the n-word right and I was like not me. you know what I'm saying just Devin you. know what I'm saying like. you know like I was like I was down with. Devin until that part of that I was like. I mean [ __ ] the guy throwing rocks you. know the guy's a piece of [ __ ] but at. the same time like that ain't me yeah. yeah I don't include you know what I'm. saying like that's when I realized I'm. only there you know he was my friend and. I was gonna rock with him but so you. wouldn't Blackfish I wouldn't Blackfish.

yeah I would fish with blacks yeah sorry. I stepped on your jokes that's okay yeah. I didn't realize it that's a funny joke. yeah that's a good one yeah so you. wouldn't black fish no no but I would. fish with the blacks. wait what's it like hanging out with. Comics our Comics cool. you like them. you like yourself. oh I don't know about that let's start. with other people that's safe okay uh. let me think do I like hanging out the. comics yeah I think Comics are.

intrinsically kind of alone but like. liked or do they do a lot of stuff by. themselves. so I think well yeah I Feel Like Comics. always want this big like oh we're so. we're so dark and sad and lonely but. like are they every single one of them. I don't know. I I think a lot of them have or a lot of. them probably have a lot of like strange. stuff or weird things that they that. they ended up needing to go get people. to look at them you know. you know what I'm saying yeah I think so. so I think someone probably have some.

dark stuff like that you know I bet. someone probably have some pretty dark. things so I think there's probably some. truth to that but I think also now. there's there's a lot more like. people that are funny from like Tick. Tock from like short clips from like. different things like that. so I think you're getting like a lot. more um. like. I don't even know if. like I don't know if if there's as many. if I'm starting out now as a comedian I.

wonder do I try and get on stage which. is where you learn to be a comedian. right. or do I just try and get in front of my. phone that's true well also as because. you do stand up and everything do you do. you like respect the people that start. on tiktok because I know a lot of. stand-up comics that are like they hate. people that start on Tick Tock and then. bring a crab to a show. that's a good question I remember I got. jealous when there was a lot of. YouTubers there was like um Roman Atwood. uh.

uh Dennis Roman and Dennis were partner. Dennis Rody. um Fouseytube some of those guys were. touring and going to comedy clubs right. and they would do their shows during the. day even a lot of times and I was. envious really I mean I was jealous you. know because they were having more. success like you had Comics you've been. on the road for like nine years going to. these clubs and then these guys were. showing up and having their audience. come see them at a comedy club.

so I think that's what made it a little. strange first so it's the comedy club. well it was like oh you're doing it at. our space yeah okay but those clubs just. happen to be kind of the size for the. audiences they were bringing so that's I. never really thought about why there was. there was like in the beginning there. was like some angst towards for me. anyway I think a lot of people felt that. way a lot of comedians felt that way it. was angst towards some of the uh. vloggers yeah for sure because it was. like [ __ ] their son at my club for like. a five o'clock show because some of.

their audience would be children so they. do a daytime show yeah and then they did. they they did they do a daytime show. comedy though or they were just getting. up there and they would get up on stage. and like shoot a T-shirt cannon or. something you know okay or [ __ ] you. know or do like a cheer I don't know. what they were doing yeah like Body. Rolls yeah yeah yeah yeah. which is way weird to do for a [ __ ]. bunch of children it's so weird they.

still do that it's crazy it's crazy. I guess there's people still body. rolling up oh they're still bottles why. I don't know because it sells it works I. mean look look at them they were selling. out the comedies the comedy stories. you're up there all mad. that's true yeah and I was outside I was. waiting for my show which was at seven. o'clock that nobody was coming to. because I'm like these [ __ ]. they're out there hitting it on the. streets on a body roll so yeah yeah like. it doesn't look natural you don't met.

Nelly so I think uh. I think they're maybe I think there. could be. some angst about a I think at that time. there was probably some angst about it. but now I think that it's. it's almost like you go there first yeah. a lot of comedians aren't thinking that. you go to the stage first I think. there's some. if you're a comedian right now who does. who's working really hard on the clubs. but you're having trouble on social. media it must be extremely. frustrated I'd be mad because there's.

well I mean a lot of the stand-up comics. that do like Tick Tock first they just. have their few clips that go viral and. then people will come see them and they. won't be funny. right yeah that's another problem I. think is scary if you get more popular. than where you can support it with your. own comedy yeah I see that a lot you do. yeah yeah I went to I see a bunch of. people because I follow I mean I'm. friends with a bunch of influencers and. Tech talkers so I'll follow them on Tick. Tock and like I'll see their stand up on.

Tech talk and then you go see them and. it's like those same jokes that went. viral that's like they're two big hits. in the show and then the rest is just. like a lull. yeah but I think some people I don't. even know if like a real young audience. if they even know like. that there is this whole stand-up comedy. thing or do they just think I'm gonna go. see these two hits I'm gonna have a. blast while I'm there I'm gonna capture. it on my phone on socials and then. that's going to be that well yeah they. must not because they keep going like. the lines are around the block and stuff. so I guess like a live podcast is what.

they think it is yeah. but there's something really special. about seeing. um. if there's somebody you watch on Tick. Tock and social media and you enjoy them. right there's something on a podcast or. something I've sat in the audience I've. like sat in the audience before and been. like oh man this is so cool I watch this. guy I'm involved in their life for this. girl and then I get to be in the same. room as them it almost sometimes there's. part of it it doesn't really matter what. they're saying like it'd be great if the. material is also great but just being in.

the same room as them it's almost like. you get like a moment like in in like in. reality like it's cool it's cool they're. always on a screen right and then. they're right there it's like oh this is. cool it's kind of like you for me that's. true right yeah yeah because we've never. even seen it I felt like I was like this. morning I was like yeah I can't remember. the last time that I saw this lady and. then I was like oh I never saw this lady. I kind of felt the same way I was like I. feel like I I saw this guy before but I.

never saw this guy yeah I never saw this. guy no no um but I know some of you are. even just watching you like I see some. just like some of your mannerisms are. the same but. um which makes sense because that's you. um okay so what happened then you were. in high school oh yeah I was in high. school and and you got a boyfriend in. your senior year did y'all fall in love. you think oh and then you moved to Ohio. for the man yeah wow so you were in love. then I was in love I think so and do. y'all get engaged at all no crazy no no. but yeah I moved there I think I was.

pregnancy scares or not oh I think I'm. infertile okay there you go yeah I know. a little no Easter over here yeah. it's tough but it's already got that no. Easter honor oh man. but no no no pregnancy scares um but I. was dating for two years and I realized. I don't I don't know why I went to. school for this man I don't know why I. went to Ohio out of everywhere so I. broke up with him but I stayed in Ohio. okay and then I got another boyfriend in.

Ohio okay and are you that kind of. person you jump from boyfriend to. boyfriend yeah really I'm a relationship. girl you are yeah but do you leave any. time like is there there's an overlap. usually no oh no. every time so you are okay that's not. gonna overlap that's called I think I. don't know what the term for it is now. what do they call it that overlap. that's interesting there's been a few.

yeah there's well there's only been a. few overlaps do you let the men meet. each other like in passing like is there. like a moment where you get out of one. car and into an like you know is there. that at least give them in that moment. the first there was a the first one yeah. there was an overlap meeting really yeah. no way what happened well because I. usually just I just date my friends so. like we'll be in the same friend group. and then they'll all know each other. there will always be that overlap and. the guy the guy dating currently usually. can tell that I'm gonna want to date the.

friend no way really yeah but I'm saying. like always it's been like three times. okay yeah. it's been like three overlaps but that. seemed like a pretty decent amount I. think like I'm not a detective or. anything right I don't even know any I. mean I know one guy he's not a detective. but he'll [ __ ] he'll find out but um. when he hears this he will you know. but definitely. um what were you talking about oh yeah. yeah dude you gotta [ __ ] let them.

meet each other sometimes yeah yeah just. like um and it seemed like you might. have a problem then yeah yeah do you. think you do yeah well I just have. commitment issues oh yeah. yeah you know come on yeah yeah I just. have commitment as you saw I feel like. I'll be in these relationships and I'm. so worried aren't you so worried do you. want to get married. not today if that's what you're asking. eventually oh yeah I thought you were. asking me no I have um. I would like to get married.

yes but I think if I want to get I'm so. scared you get married and then like. three weeks into the marriage you find. that person that's like oh that's I. should have married that guy what you. can't do that though that's why I don't. I know yeah see that's well yeah but. there's always going to be more of that. guys you know I know. but do you. let me think about it so you get into a. mirror. all right you walk down the aisle. everything right everybody's singing.

everybody's having a blast right you. partying the the uh. car pulls up the mafia car you get in. takes you guys only two blocks away then. you get back and walk back out it's just. for pictures but still right you're off. right you did the wedding thing there's. a [ __ ] guy with a Tommy Gun. somebody's stepdad is out there [ __ ]. shooting it shooting at the moon right. because he's been doing coke at the. [ __ ] nuptials but whatever. everybody's [ __ ] having a good time. right and then.

um. two weeks later Yuri yeah you're out of. uh Buca Di beppa or something with your. husband hey if I can see. there's a waiter and you're like oh I. should have married that guy yeah I. don't know if it's a waiter maybe the. chef something okay I'm just worried I. just get worried you married the wrong. person that's scary. right it is yeah it's real scary. um. yeah I don't know did you ever go to. therapy about it do you really think.

that or not yeah no I really think that. but [ __ ] dude because then your husband. how's he always going to be able to make. sure that he's the right guy then I know. well I think it was because so when I. was talking about earlier my parents. I've never they were married for 18. years my first 18 years of my life but I. never even saw them kiss oh yeah one. time 18 years I don't even think they. hugged not even a smile so I had this. whole thing that marriage is terrible so. I'm trying to turn the leaf I'm trying. to I'm trying to think maybe maybe it's.

okay be trying to evolve there yeah I'm. trying to evolve in that yeah that. aspect you need like a new like a. springtime in your heart yeah yeah yeah. or Primavera that's what they call it. okay in Spain Primavera I need that. today's episode is brought to you by. betterhelp. you know uh I got therapy today actually. just remember got therapy today at 6 00. PM I'm gonna do that therapy be a. therapy baby be a therapy boy. you know I need help I didn't I quit. pretending I don't.

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kiss one time my dad kissed my mom on. the top of her head okay it was one of. our birthdays or something. and my mom let him that was a crazy. thing yeah like the whole time my dad's. lips are getting close to her head we're. all like somebody's gonna get the [ __ ]. now yeah right we knew it dude. and I remember reaching over and my mom. had like this fancy cake cutting tool. and it like it was an old-fashioned when. it had these prongs that went straight. down it was almost like a pick like a. hair pick okay and there were sharp. metal ones and it was like a she.

probably got it somebody had died and. she got it right and so I knew I [ __ ]. remember reaching for that thing and. just moving it out of her way like as I. saw my dad slipped head towards her head. I'm like somebody's gonna [ __ ] get. hurt I was gonna die but she took it. yeah I was like my dad's about to. [ __ ] lose that brain cake that he's. got bro she's got a [ __ ] slice that. thing up but she had had half a cup of. champagne and she [ __ ] took it okay. so that's the only time you saw them. kiss yep and that was love man that was. my definition of right there there was.

like Weaponry yeah there was a lot of. uncomfort yeah there was a lot of. uncertainty if if it's okay. um there was a lot of like uh. tons of fear around I mean yeah I think. that's the all that's the closest I ever. saw my parents get and then my dad he. had to sleep on the couch yeah I thought. he lived on the couch right I did that. too really my dad lived on the couch. yeah and then he moved to the basement. because it was darker down there oh. really dead yeah and I remember I was. like the one time I was like my oh.

they're doing well is when my mom would. let me sit in the back seat but like. when we would travel together usually I. would sit in the front seat my mom would. sit in the back and my dad would drive. but when my mom sat in the front I was. like oh. yeah yeah it was good oh that's cool. yeah moving to the basement's almost. like because it's darker down there it's. almost like I want to kill myself but. I'm gonna stay alive yeah yeah it's one. of those yeah.

wow that's crazy yeah I remember at. Christmas we would have to go out to the. Christmas tree that was out there by my. dad right so we're like [ __ ] dad is. guarding the tree but my dad was. you know my dad was very old when I was. when he was 70 when I was born so at. this time he was like. 76 or 75 right how old is your mom my. mom was 32 so they had 38 years. difference which is a lot of times. um. and anyway we would have to sneak out.

like past my dad right and sometimes. he would [ __ ] wake up and ask us like. what was going on they were like it's. [ __ ] it's Christmas. to him and [ __ ] like he didn't know what. the [ __ ] was going on was he like. because he was so was he like Cena he. was getting kind of senile yeah. I remember one time we went. trick-or-treating and uh. we got all dressed up and we let and my. dad sometimes my mom like she would make. my dad do things but she knew he.

couldn't do them right so it was like. she would kind of set him up for failure. in a weird way. she was like I need you to get the kids. Halloween costumes. um. and bring him home tonight's Halloween. right yeah so my dad he liked to drink. sometimes in Parker's car in the ditch. right there's like two of his favorite. things to do. and so he would come home with the. Halloween costumes and it would be [ __ ]. like like me and my brother were both. Raggedy Ann right so like just whatever. he [ __ ] found like no it was always.

the worst Halloween costume like one can. of like spray paint one time wasn't even. like the stuff you're supposed to put on. the kids or whatever. oh dude one of my sisters had a [ __ ]. pigtail that that I remember Mom had to. cut off and we kept her for like 15. years. um I had the same witch costume. like 12 years and it started not fitting. anymore it was so itchy I was like. please can I be something else please. and then I was a milk carton I had a.

paper mache it it was so bad dude you're. not even a witch at that point you're. just an itch is scratching it. [Laughter]. um. but then I remember we went we were. finally got out and we get out and go. trick or treat and we came back then. we're like we're gonna come back to our. own house we're gonna surprise dad right. so we go up to the door we knock he. opens the door. and he just gives us can he doesn't even. [ __ ] realize that it's us he [ __ ].

gave us we're good and just wishing he. had we just left like 22 minutes ago in. the costumes that he [ __ ] bought us. dude. yeah with my sister's [ __ ] rock hard. pigtail like this you're covered in. spray paint oh. I was like God he doesn't even know. um. that's crazy it was interesting. um. so what happened then so you're making. tick tocks people are like she's.

attractive she's creative there's. something Charming about her we don't. know what it is she doesn't know what it. is but we love it right yeah I guess so. okay it was more the girls the girls. love me so my whole demographic is like. I think it's 92 female really yeah and. the the newest eight percent was only. since I got a boob job are you serious. yeah guys hate me barcel hates me really. the whole demographic hates me yeah I.

don't know we shouldn't have had you on. this I know I know. that's why I'm like why am I here. well Dave I respect Dave's eye for. talent he said this girl no he loves me. I mean okay so Dave brought a new. demographic to Barstool what demographic. was it all the girls all the girls. people that had been molested basically. by lesbian pedophiles than a black. fishing sister with a Chrysler 300. that's who I brought to [ __ ] bar. stool but no well I was the top I was.

the top Creator at Barstool last month. so I mean really nothing has to be doing. good nice so we're right on Trend then. yeah no we're good we're good. um so I was like maybe you're trying to. get a tick tock audience I don't know. what you were doing with me here. yeah no I don't know I mean I know what. I'm doing we want to to meet you because. we don't know you and. um. yeah we wanted to learn about you I.

think we're doing that okay yeah yeah we. just learned about Glenny balls not long. ago and it was so much fun it was. honestly one of the funnest interviews. that ever had really. yeah I mean yeah there's just something. about the guy and he came out to us he. came out to the show the other night out. in Westbury he had like four of his. friends with him her mommy's act to send. a picture too so we can put it in. um and that was great they were all. going they were yeah driving I think. Canada or something like for some rare. meat festival or something or something. you know they were doing something. somebody was opening up like a like a.

special Olive shop or something. somewhere. Windsor Ontario something yeah they're. [ __ ] driving along when you meet. somebody who's driving cross-country for. a [ __ ] new condiment yeah it's. [ __ ] interesting yeah that's a good. episode but there's something so. Charming about there's just something. yeah there's something awesome about. that guy you know he he like he pulls. girls hard like really hot girls too. really yeah it's good great pork too huh. yeah that's just an old pulled pork joke.

and I'm just joking Glennie I I believe. he does well he's handsome for one and. his mother loves him there's something. unique about a kid lovable guy yeah very. lovable lovable very [ __ ] lovable in. fact I don't even think. yeah I could see somebody being married. to him and they didn't realize that it. had it's like oh damn I just loved him. so much now we're married yeah you know. yeah that's like the guy in passing. that's him that's plenty. yeah Glenn yeah there's just something. real special about him.

um so anyway what else were we saying. we're talking about something and then. we kind of went on to that. oh we're talking about bar stool. let's do this then how about if you had. to people do [ __ ] America all the time. but what about if you had Glenny okay. right. um. Frank oh oh we don't get along. wait till the game wait till I announce. all three Glennie Frank and then Dave.

yeah. what the hell I think they're I love it. all right oh my gosh. I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill Frank. God I'm gonna kill him he ain't gonna. live that long. I can't he's he's gonna die so we're. gonna kill him okay we're not this is. you yeah I'm sorry sorry I'll I'll. probably marry Dave yeah okay smart he's.

got a lot of Celtics teams smart yeah. and then uh. for sex that leaves me with plenty for. sex yeah. it's not bad though no it's not bad what. would you do it's a summer sausage thing. you know yeah. um would I do those three yeah. Mary I don't know. I don't think Dave and I would get along. that well if we were married no no why.

would you butt heads about you think. and uh. I just think. I mean I admired it I look at Dave. honestly as a kind of like a Paul Revere. type of figure he re he you know he's. crazy he's crazy but he's he says what. he wants to say and he stands up for he. stands behind what he wants to say if he. makes mistakes he makes mistakes but. he's Brave in that sense I really admire. that about him I'm team Dave I love Dave. so. um yeah but I don't think we could be Ma. I mean I don't want to be married to a.

man either. so this game [ __ ] sucks bro I mean. yeah for me too yeah yeah but at least. you got a man on the other end of it you. know I guess that's true. um maybe Frank I don't know if Frank. what is like kind of habits are at the. house. I think he's tidy. I don't know. think so you think he did a live stream. from his apartment but it's when he. first got it oh yeah he got a dishwasher.

yeah yeah but that's. it is nice yeah I like having a good. dishwasher let me think I would probably. kill. I don't want to have sex today because. I've seen some of his sex videos and. some of it seems like. yeah too much it just seems a lot. especially if I'm a man and he's a man. you know what I'm saying like yeah if. you do the body math it's gonna be a. [ __ ] it's gonna be it's gonna be a. weird equation so I don't want that I. don't think I want to be a part of that. okay I'd have to I guess I would have to.

kill him maybe okay. and then I'll probably marry Glenny yeah. and then I smash big Frank yeah you. rather okay yeah I would just [ __ ]. you smash him I think I'd have to yeah. yeah you know. yeah that's not bad I don't think so and. I don't know him either so it could be. like you know you blindfold everybody. everybody. and him yeah but it seems like it's a. lot of him I think that's why I said.

that but yeah I think you blindfold. everybody and then you just kind of hope. for the best yeah no he's yeah he. screams a lot he's crazy yeah he's kind. of crazy so yeah I think I would just be. in and out of there man yeah go hit it. and quit it yeah and have you on the. quit it yeah yeah keep them blindfolded. get out of there so okay so you quit. working at the um so then do you quit. college completely and then how did you. get over to New York yeah I was still in. school when bars the bar stool gave me.

an internship so I had an internship for. like a week in Ohio yeah so she was like. the bar still girl in Ohio oh people you. must have been like that it must have. been insane you're in college at the. time yeah wow yeah that was cool people. must have [ __ ] went ape [ __ ] yeah I. hated it it was so bad I stopped going. out no way that is when you go out no I. hated it I told you I'm like so I'm. awkward I hated it everyone just wanted. to like take pictures and stuff and I. was it was so awkward really I hated it.

yeah so I stayed home and well that's. when I started my podcast I was like. well I have to do this if I want to do. it so I was just making about I was. making like five videos a day and then. um. okay and then I moved I I moved to New. York and your podcast was what plan B. plan Brie yeah you still have it yeah. okay I didn't know that yeah. um. and then so then you got your own. podcast going it's on bar stool it's on. Barstool yeah okay and I uh and you. moved to New York City yeah I tried to. do both I tried to do school and bar.

stool but I realized I was never gonna. get into PA school with my content so I. dropped out of school and then I moved. to New York by myself. yeah and what did your mom say. she still doesn't get it she doesn't. know she's older she's um she's like 65. so she doesn't she doesn't understand. what's going on but once I started like. paying all my own bills she was just. like this is good you can do it okay all. good and um yeah she still has no idea.

she doesn't know what barcelage she. doesn't have she doesn't even know how. what a podcast is really yeah she'll. never hear any of this uh-uh what does. she do then where did she is she in a. facility is she she got a no she's laid. up she got a double knee replacement oh. yeah dude you gotta [ __ ] who talked. her into that she's crazy she got a. double knee replacement but she took a. look around. everyone else and she only she's Brave. she only took Tylenol after it so she's. been all laid up she goes to the um she.

goes to the Y every day and swims oh I. love the ones she's retired she's in. there every day swimming at the water. really every day oh that's cool that's. what she does though but she doesn't. know what I do and she's in Suffolk. County. yeah she's in Plymouth County Plymouth. damn they got a good y up there yeah. Hanover why she loves it I love YMCA's. man you do you go oh we used to go all. the time it was like the place we would. [ __ ] go boy it's where I learned. everything yeah I used to get a day pass. yeah yeah oh the poor moms would drop.

their kids off at the [ __ ] YMCA yeah. you would walk between there and they. would kick out of there and you have to. go to the library you know I remember. being the library and be like where can. we swim and they're like this is a. [ __ ] life into the back with like the. daycare but it's like it's just like 11. year old kids watching smaller kids they. all have smocks on for some reason so I. just walk in and put a smock on I was. just there and then I would sneak to the. pool and they never let you go off the. diving board though yeah yeah they and. they shouldn't I was like you're gonna.

[ __ ] draft yeah that's true. um. yeah especially if you if the person on. the diving board looks like the same. person who's about to jump off a. building it's really the same look if. you ever see somebody about to jump off. a building like I don't know if I could. be doing this yeah this is the same look. as a kid that shouldn't be going off. that board it's terrified. um yeah dude the YMCA man I fell in love. with a girl there one time because she. um. she had tits right nobody'd ever seen. them ever I mean none of our friends I.

remember we came we're like damn what's. wrong with her you know I think she has. cancer like on her chest like beautiful. cancer you know because she just had. these you know she had them growths on. her we'd never seen it and uh. she ended up getting killed years later. oh I know it wasn't cancer. I don't know what got it that'd be crazy. if it was but. she got murdered or she what if it was. breast cancer that she died I hate to. say that because it's very sad and it. takes a lot of people but.

I wouldn't be shocked that she had so. much as young was she with the breasts I. mean I don't know. we didn't know what they were like I. remember were they like somebody thought. she was having twins or something. because you saw like two heads coming. out of her body where there's veins we. didn't see him that good. damn I mean we drew so many pictures of. them. it was [ __ ] guessed what they were. like boy I guess yeah like I remember we. shake each other and be like describe. our [ __ ] tits to me like we were like.

we really really were excited you know. we couldn't help but we were just human. males yes. um how old when you're a human male how. old do you start getting excited about. tits. like when are you like whoa. well I think there's two things or one. there's like a physiological part of it. physiological is that a word that. physiological physiological. your body you can't help it. like you'll be like um.

your all your blood will run to the like. all your blood will run to the front of. your body if a woman's around okay like. literally you'll feel the back of your. body just kind of [ __ ] like sag a. little like you're just yeah go cold. like you're so there's just you can't. help that right and so and that's what. happens with your wiener your wiener is. just the it's like the I was a. forerunner for it yeah it's like uh you. know on a turkey whenever it gets warm. enough in that thing pot it's just like. that it's like this is like some of the. blood's like hey we found a way it's. like hey this is as far as we can go you.

know oh yeah just yeah just an arrow. that's it it's like yeah it's like over. there yeah oh okay yeah so uh so that. happens but then there's another there's. like a visual thing that's kind of. happens I think. um. when somebody has brat and you start to. see them you know and then your real. kind of so there's that thing going on I. think there's two things but I don't. know what age it's at. just whenever you hit whenever you hit.

puberty. but it can be before that if somebody. like gets you real visually intrigued so. you're almost intrigued from like a. curious standpoint because you know one. day you can you're gonna care writer you. just wonder what's going on here. something's changing I want to know I'm. curious what's happening. um and then I was at summer camp and. they had a guy and he was dating one of. the counselors and like you said it was. through YMCA so it was just like yeah. they're just like the oldest kids right.

and he would let us look down his. girlfriend's shirt for a little while no. yeah. yeah his girlfriend yeah yeah he like. kind of got off on it or something at. the park. so I remember especially if it rained. out and there was anything for us to do. we'd let us get in line and look did you. look yeah look dude dude it was so. awesome I couldn't even see that's how. awesome it was like. I would look and I was [ __ ] we were. done I was blind about my own excitement. for it like [ __ ] dog I'd be like dude I.

didn't see him he's like you just. [ __ ] looked like but I [ __ ] didn't. see dude you playing. damn you're so excited oh yeah we were. God we were so excited. um okay so what happened then so you get. so now you're in New York you're living. there and who'd you choose to live with. and how did you find a place uh well I. moved here during covid so no one lived. here okay it was the easiest time to. move here it was scary though because no. one was here but Apartments were half.

the price so I moved in to the shittiest. apartment it was disgusting there was. like cockroaches there was holes in the. wall it was so bad and I I called my. best friend and I asked her to drop out. of school and move to New York with me. and she did. now is that a best friend or is that. somebody who is. a product of the system like what are we. looking at here. um yeah well she works at barcel now I. got her a job you did yeah oh wait.

what's her name Grace oh I think I seen. her maybe she's my um she's my co-host. yeah yeah yeah she's the redhead yeah. yeah she's Irish she's Irish she's Irish. yeah yeah beautiful young lady she seems. like uh you guys have a lot of good time. together yeah so she's a she's a she's a. down girl but it could have went really. bad she was door dashing when she she. moved here really so she couldn't what. do you mean knocking and running off or. whatever. yeah no no she was uh she was on foot. delivering food oh really on foot on.

foot oh my God it was on foot she would. have to go and remember it was like. Super Bowl Sunday and she had to go from. like the top of her dad. to like [ __ ] to [ __ ] try back out. on foot in her Sorel snow boots she did. like she was on foot for like three. hours but she only made one delivery. because she had to go so far. so far psychopath yeah and she still.

couldn't pay rent yeah no [ __ ] dude well. she could have if she'd have been. sponsored by North Face dude how [ __ ]. far is that track that's gotta be it was. it had it been a three hour Trek on foot. and she would come home and she'd come. home she'd be like purple it was so bad. it was so bad and I'd come home like ah. I'll get you a job one day. what about you get there and they're. like you forgot the sauce and then you.

just literally take a sword out and just. take your own life right there it was. close to that it was close to that yeah. it was crazy but she's not doordashing. anymore she I got her a job she deserves. a job but I got it for her yeah I mean. there should be like I think in the. future so many people do doordash and. stuff now you know I think there will be. a competition if they're smart they'll. turn into a competition where it's like. how do you get this chalupa right. through these different obstacles and.

get it to yes yeah or like some type of. way to do it if they started to make. like a cool of like a series of events. out of it yeah like a American Ninja. Warrior yep but sometimes yeah like a. like a course yeah through the park. American Ninja Warrior yeah daughter oh. okay sorry no it's okay let's see a. little bit gay it's okay dorier dorier. because of doordash you know yeah. it wasn't that good it wasn't yeah. well here's the thing about doordashing. is Do you have a doordash.

no I'll tell you what I did though. I uh. I used to do pizza I was in pizza sales. right okay. and. um. the manager or the assistant manager on. Sunday he was a. um. a BAC right he's born again Christian oh. okay and so we would do fake orders that. came in and like oh we gotta call in. from like uh.

Ricky Gervais or something right in our. town it was like a small town right like. out on like. million dollar Road right like they had. a place bus called million dollar Road. um. but it would be like middle of nowhere. and these were people real names. celebrities right okay but he didn't. know any celebrities because he was only. through the church everything he saw was. so if you'd have been like Paul the. Apostle you know down on Main Main. Street he'd have been like oh insane. right but if you were like Ricky. gervaisi had no idea if you were like.

um Sam Elliott he had no idea you know. so he would drive off and go deliver the. stuff and we would um we would deep fry. everything in the place. uh like any type of meats or even. pudding if you put it in a deep fried. it'll fry okay so we had a fried pudding. chunks and be drinking just draft beer. oh nice and he'd come back we'd be so. [ __ ] up right we'd be just like off. the foil oh he'd come rolling back in. and be like Ricky or girvayas doesn't.

want to spy and we were I just ripped at. that point yelling like obscenities and. [ __ ] at him and he'd get all pissed off. at us so I worked there. I had to work at I was court-ordered to. work at um the Water Treatment Facility. in our town that was like a big thing. okay what'd you have to do. just watch a water okay make sure it was. clean. um. get you know you would net it and stuff. like that get stuff out of it okay uh.

which is pretty crazy because we would. miss a lot of stuff too. um. but. what about yourself. I was uh I worked at a fast food. restaurant I was a um I was like the the. girl that yelled the numbers but I was. too like someone's number you'd be like. number 45 but I was two I was too. nervous to yell them what yeah I was too. nervous I was so weird as a kid I was. like so insecure and scared so I. wouldn't yell it I'd be like number 45.

and I just like I'd like find I'd like. look for people that were like looking. waiting for their order and I just give. it to them like oh they need it yeah and. then I was a nanny I was a bottle girl. that was really that was terrible was. that after you got your breasts or not. really flat bottle girl flat bottle girl. and I refused I was the only bottle girl. you don't have to have to wear those. like leotards yeah I refused I just wore. a dress. really yeah well I had like a had like a.

big Bombshell bra so it looked like I. had something going on right but you. were in a yeah you were kind of like the. um. who's uh I'm trying to think of. that woman who sings that song uh. the dog days are over you know what I'm. talking about no idea yeah you're like. the Florence and the Machine of the. bottle girl okay staff does that make. any sense that reference that yeah okay. thanks.

um she was like kind of like almost like. he had a little bit more of a hippie. Vibe yeah he's like the one hippie. bottle girl yeah and I would always get. the good tables too really yeah I have. little John like I would get a little. John I would get all the Celtics players. and all the like it was fun but I hated. it the girls were mean yeah they were so. mean I hated it so I quit and then um. then I went to school I was a bartender. um. um yeah that bottle girl it's a it's an. interesting industry being caught up in. that I think.

yeah it's like. it's like real estate agents because. everyone was like everyone's area was. there like real estate and they were. real they were like real protective over. it yeah so if you like stepped over to. the wrong side of like the Dance Floor a. girl would come over and she'd like I. got into a lot of tussles really yeah. yeah it was scary and the the management. doesn't care they're just like give me. all your money and then you gotta stay. till six in the morning and you gotta. count all the money. it's a whole thing and are people doing. a lot of drugs and stuff you think.

I was pretty innocent at the time so I. didn't think so but probably yeah. had to have been that's the craziest. year you get all drugged up and you got. to count all your money and stuff and. walk home yeah well because I remember. all the tables they want you to take. shots with them yeah but I couldn't so I. was throwing them over my shoulder and I. got caught one day and then the guy was. super mad at me he took all the tip. money back then I quit really wow yeah. and so now you have your podcast yes you.

work on BFFs yes. which I got to come on you did it was. cool it was cool I like it on there you. did yeah I would come back on Dave. hasn't invited me back on I know I. actually heard you wanted to come back. on I didn't think you liked it really. yeah I was getting a Vibe it wasn't your. Vibe no I thought it was pretty fun I. thought that it was fine you know I got. to meet that kid Josh I never met him. um I feel like you were kind of cold I. remember telling you that I think yeah. you know I didn't mean to be it seemed. like you did but that's just you know.

maybe you're just awkward you know or. maybe you're just really cold. I I know I watched that clip and I'm. like ah that was tough yeah people are. cold sometimes you know yeah. um okay so then and you have a new show. too that you guys are promoting I just. saw right yeah I just filmed a reality. show and what is it is that legit or is. it just whatever it's like uh let's be. realistic dude. through barstools and bars okay barcel.

does a bunch of reality shows. um I've been on a few of them I did like. the most dangerous game show that they. throw you in the woods they lock you and. like uh tubs of water oh wow I get that. crazy [ __ ] but I didn't want to be on. them anymore so I just I pitched I'll do. one and I just um we put 10 influencers. okay in a house and we just made them we. made them go crazy and we made them turn. on themselves turning each other and the. prize is 25 000. oh wow okay so it's.

like it's not one of those real ones but. so they're in it for a little bit of. bread yeah and how long did they stay. there for the weekend or something they. said that for seven days okay but we. were filming from like 5 a.m to like. midnight and they're all finished now. yeah the. um the finale comes out the 18th so I. don't know when this will be out but got. it. um that was a crazy experience I did it. with Josh. with Josh Richards yeah. do you like um being. um. do you think. um. like so what kind of stuff do you like.

doing I mean obviously you like where. you are everything's going good and. maybe nothing needs to change. yeah sometimes there's always this. pressure like what are you gonna do you. know maybe I was even thinking about. asking you that but what do you like to. do. oh I just got into. um I got into my first writer's room the. other day actually. and it was so embarrassing because they. they had me in and Josh Richards he's. doing like a sketch comedy show so I'm. trying to get into more writing behind. the scenes type of stuff because I don't. really like being on camera and uh we're.

doing all this riding around the two. first two hours we're good and then they. started asking me about like. dating and like first dates and uh like. random hookups and I I've never done any. of that stuff so I just started lying I. just started lying it was so awkward. really yeah it was so awkward I just. started making sure it wasn't awkward. for them because they thought I was. telling the truth but for me I was just. lying through my teeth and making up all. these stories and now I'm like I gotta. follow the lies hmm yeah it was bad. yeah I guess if you. if you don't.

if you just yeah but can't you just tell. him it was a lie what is it for it was. uh it was just for like his sketch. comedy show they were like writing they. needed like research from women because. it's only men on the show although it. was like field research all the people. that work on the show are men yeah okay. yeah so they brought me in to help but I. didn't have the answers type of thing. yeah wow yeah but I don't know what I. want to do in the future I like you said. I feel like it's I'm kind of just. chilling yeah it's fun having a nice. time having a nice time yeah and what.

about do you ever think about nursing. again sometime down the future PA in. um I mean it's a good backup plan yeah. yeah I mean like yeah I mean you could. do a million other things you know but. like I have some friends that are. comedians or entertainers and then once. they get a break like Joe Rogan says one. day he would like to go paint you know. he always wanted to paint he never got I. mean everybody wants to damn paint you. know everyone wants to do arts and. crafts like it was the funnest class at. school it's so fun but we all everybody. got caught up doing the other classes.

you know no I'd want to do I'd want to. have like a sanctuary an animal. sanctuary oh my God. are you following huh what do you mean. are you following gold diggers with. animal sanctuaries are you on that. yeah every goal like there's so many. chicks out there it's like what do you. want to do and like I want to have some. um free-range dolphins in our yard like. there's some [ __ ] out there that are. like I want to help people say raccoons. are so violent.

they don't they've never treated them. the way I have [ __ ] if two raccoons. [ __ ] get near you and you're fine. Joe's juice they will beat the living. [ __ ] out of here yeah that's true no I. want to have my own Sanctuary I don't. want to have anyone else's Sanctuary. okay and what kind of animals are we. talking over there and be honest like uh. cows horses. cows don't need a sanctuary dude yes. they do whatever ever passed a cow when. they're [ __ ] having a tough time oh. no you save the cows that are going to.

be butchered. Sanctuary. what do you want me to have you want me. to have like uh you want me to have like. Exotics I want you to have an animal. that needs some [ __ ] help so you know. I'm saying like a sloth maybe get him. [ __ ] hook him up with a motor skill. person or something you know or like uh. or rub a little bit of gasoline into. their first Something's Gonna help them. speed up a little okay but I think. accounts all they do they eat all day. they stand there they pass gas. throughout a great time they're like a. stepdad they're like a [ __ ] fat.

stepdad you know I don't think yeah you. can't have a rescue a cows in it dude. yes you can you could totally have a. rescue with cows in it come on they're. getting slaughtered every day [ __ ] we. need them dog yeah I mean yeah I know. I'm not even a vegetarian or anything oh. come on you give me somebody imagine did. you see you break into somebody's. property and you steal a cow in the. middle of the night and you're like what. the hell yeah to save it you know.

there's not that movie where that cow. gets like that's not so I think I like. your idea and I love your attitude but I. think part of it is just that idea well. the animal I don't know and I shouldn't. be telling you it's a bad idea it's a. sweet idea yeah no. um so so what is so a sloth I guess or. maybe like um animal needs it. well I tell you what neat animal needs. to be freed or whatever is zebras I mean. they put the bars on them [ __ ] they. gotta [ __ ] get those animals free dog.

free zebras dude imagine walking around. where everybody thinks you're in jail no. matter where you are that's [ __ ] yeah. okay so I would do zebras okay I would. do zebras see that kind of fits with you. too I think like here you go. there's a zebra she's rescuing it that's. kind of cool I think that's cool right. yeah but I would have to do I'd have to. do like ten it can't just do one that's. fine yeah I have to have a bunch of. zebras really you won't so you want and. is that the only animal you want or you. think more animals well I wanted cows.

but I'm sorry so I guess uh you know I'm. a loss for that one I said horses Maybe. I don't know but they all seem like they. don't need help well horses a lot of. rich people are doing horses I think. there's a lot of bad they do yeah oh. yeah they'd be all rich around them yeah. whipping them and [ __ ] riding them. you're thinking of slaves yeah I think. you're thinking of the wrong thing. you're reading the wrong books man yeah. but yeah maybe uh I've seen some rich.

people's horses there's a guy and. there's a guy in Kentucky and I want to. have him on the podcast he owns like the. horse with like the best semen in it or. whatever and so he in the there's three. months out of the Year where they book. it like five times a day and there's. just a line of cars almost like to Field. of Dreams or whatever where they all. come in park yeah to go and punk to get. pumped by this horse and there's like a. club apparently there's a closed circuit. TV where like if you're like it's like. fifty thousand dollars for something to. have sex with this horse so oh they I. thought they were just pumping it off.

and bringing so they have sex with the. horse yeah yeah. oh yeah it's not like easy serve or. whatever whatever that thing was I was. like what's going on I thought they were. pumping it off and then bringing the. semen to wherever they needed to no it's. not like a like a ice cream machine at a. drive-through that's how that's how it's. painted in my head okay so it's fifty. thousand dollars fifty thousand bucks. and they go in there and they pop and. they and that and then they do it they. the animals they do it or whatever. what's so good about this this guy he's.

won all the races he's won enough races. okay it was like semen biscuit or. something what's that the guy's name. uh secretary maybe Secretariat. so that's a movie oh. this guy [ __ ] all his secretariats I. know that dude this guy is like the. champion horse right he's just full of. unlimited team like if you even pet him. you get seized just leak and see and. it's valuable so there'll literally be. just a three a day and he's just all day. he's just in there God. I feel for him too so what's this guy so.

what's the owner of the horse he's. living lavish. yeah I think last year on the horse they. made like 40 million dollars or. something. oh you got to get him on the Pod yeah. the horse needs to come on today that's. crazy 40 million yeah and he's just a. lucky guy he just had this horse he just. got lucky he get now he's been in the. system for a while but he was able to I. think get some horses that were other. grandparents and stuff and get like a. lineage you think he's sneaky look that. up Zach I think that that whole business. is really sneaky from what I hear like.

people are like sneaking around their. horses are [ __ ] in the middle of them. they're like oh let's meet these two. horses up like at a. I don't know a Ben and Jerry I'm not. like a benadry but like some place like. a something like that oh that's a sneaky. business yeah it's a sneaky business. does the guy does the guy that owns a. horse he's always wearing a suit. oh yeah huh yeah yeah and he just lets. the horse out like he's just letting out. to leak and then it runs behind the rest. area yeah and the other horses back. there.

um. what are we talking about. oh my cows yeah yeah your animal. sanctuary yeah that's just that's just. that's a backup but where could you do. that in Southie could you do an animal. sanctuary in southeast. I mean yeah. walking by just smoking a door out just. looking in the fence like oh look at. these [ __ ] sloths huh yeah you. could I feel like it'd do well honestly.

I don't know those kids those people. never see that type of [ __ ] they don't. leave Southie I don't know they'd be. like oh this sloth. this sloth uh yeah they would just like. keep comparing the sloth to like bad. quarterbacks that they've had yeah or. bad pitchers and uh that they've had in. Boston. yeah it'd be something like that it'd be. good I feel like it'd be good for the. community. the community yeah yeah sure yeah I. think it would they don't get to see. much they don't leave you come back. outside of your sloth as well [ __ ] is.

smoking yeah real slow. um. yeah I think that could be nice and now. I think a unique Boston Zoo would be. really great that's what I'm saying. right in the city well we got the. Franklin Zoo but they don't have much. there what happened they don't have much. really yeah it's like uh it's like the. bottom of the barrel we've got like two. two gorillas and then like hyenas they. have hyenas but they're in like the same. they're in the same thing they're like. coexisting it's sad they don't even sell.

like they don't even have a concession. really. yeah no giraffes nothing oh like llamas. so it's like a petting zoo but they. Market it as it's like big Zoo but it's. really just my Zoo it's healthy like. that's what it is it's nothing they're. just there's a there's a soundtrack to. This play in the sounds of like of like. big animals in the distance yeah yeah. it's more like and then they just have. like a big reptile section oh yeah but. it's just like it just snakes the garden. snakes and it's always closed because. Donna got bit by something yeah two.

employees. I got to go to the Wilbur there and. perform there and it's like the best. place ever oh it's the best Boston. people are the best dude yeah you like. them well I realize that your show. everyone at your shows they look like. you you think so there was a lot of. people I was like. that looks like even the women even the. women well I sat in front of it it. sucked I sat in front of the only person. in the whole entire place with a mohawk. the biggest [ __ ] Mohawk it was so big. and I couldn't see I had to keep like.

turning to try to see you guys but that. was a crazy the Mohawk was crazy I've. never really seen one of those in real. life but that was a woman oh yeah and. then the rest of the guys that kind of. looked like you it's hard to witness. um. Brad Kelly was. horse guy he's the owner. Brad Kelly was the horse guy how much is. it how much do they make off that horse. does it say how much on C. where does he live Lexington Kentucky. Franklin Ohio wow that's what you need.

to get. yeah you get out there with a you start. if you start riding it if you meet a. good horse man you're in oh wow that's a. lot. of God can you imagine all that money. you could have what would you do with. that with that kind of money yeah let me. think. if I had as much money as. I don't know I wouldn't tell anybody I. don't think you can. having money is kind of embarrassing I. feel like you think so yeah I think. since you start like doing well you're. like embarrassed oh I've always I was.

always embarrassed I was embarrassed. when I had nothing as a kid and then I. remember when I got a house like I got a. house in Nashville a few years ago and I. was embarrassed it's not even like an. amazing it's a nice house right but it's. nothing like. very extravagant or. um. you know it's a place you'd walk in like. oh this is a nice house right but it's. not a place you walk in like oh this is. like you know that's horse funny yes. that ain't horse money this is [ __ ]. uh this is like that pony money that's. at the fair but like the world's.

smallest Pony yeah like Tom Thumb or. something I saw him once out in. Riverside he is small. but. um. yeah I remember being embarrassed to. even show my own home really yeah. because there was something about. there's just something about about it. you should feel icky. but if it's the same icky I felt when I. was a kid that I was embarrassed to show. the apartment that we lived in yeah like. we had a toilet upstairs it was like. falling like right off to the edge of. the dinner table like this it was like. this perfect brown circle on the ceiling.

like right near where the. dinner table was dude and so if we had. people over we would always like try to. like Lean Like This Way while we talk to. them so their eyes wouldn't like look. over at this huge like [ __ ] piss. brown circle that was coming in through. the ceiling my bedroom my first bedroom. growing up it was it was a closet but. there was no window so like we couldn't. consider it a bedroom so my mom she. stapled curtains up on the wall to like. and she put a flashlight under to make.

it like stuff the flashlight was stuck. behind like my bed on the floor with. these white curtains that you could see. through you could see it was just a wall. and it was I could I would never have. friends I had no friends because I was. like you can't come here yeah yeah yeah. if you come let's yeah and there you. guys are like hey I'm gonna sneak you. out tonight you're like all right I'll. sneak out through the window. it's a brick wall oh we got Sledgehammer. oh that's so crazy dude that's wild yeah. and I remember we had a bathroom there. was a bathroom upstairs and a bathroom.

downstairs and the bathroom downstairs. was right next to the dinner table so it. was just like it was just the whole. place was just kind of a nightmare you. know yeah. it was funny though. we were always making fun of each other. and. what else was it like over there. they had a lot of stray animals in our. area she'd always if you went outside. you're always dealing with animals you. know in a bad way. yeah it wasn't like a petting it was. like a Threading Zoo like you just felt. like threatened constantly when you walk.

outside it was like. yeah like a couple of [ __ ] cats that. hadn't been fed would look at you like. it was your fault like [ __ ] I just got. out here you know and you wouldn't want. to like eat dinner and then walk out. there because you think the animals. could smell it on you you know. so um but there would be like Dobermans. there'd be like just a couple of loose. brothers or freaking like tripped out. white dudes rolling around you just. didn't really know what was going on. there was always somebody cutting their. hair in the [ __ ] Street it was always. like people burning like I lived in a.

neighbor where everybody would just burn. stuff in the ditch right we lived right. outside of like the town limit. where you couldn't burn stuff in your. ditch right so it was a big thing like. people were like well at least we can. burn [ __ ] in the ditch you know you. couldn't we could oh okay but like four. streets over they couldn't you know and. like look at these City Slickers you. know [ __ ] driving their trash into. the over to the [ __ ] yeah. we were just lighting it up. so I remember that that was kind of. interesting we had a lot of people that.

couldn't read that would just break [ __ ]. because they couldn't Express themselves. it's fair. I'm trying to think of what else we had. oh they had like writ like some. veterinarian would always drive through. our neighborhood and like they would. since we're outside of the Town limits. as well they would throw a lot of like. the animal carcasses and [ __ ] like out. in our yard like the so we'd always be. out there like doing like paleontology. like playing games and [ __ ] like that. like making like dinosaurs out of like. the old animal parts and like hot.

burying them and then telling somebody I. was like I think there's a dinosaur and. they would start digging and it would be. like the shape of some weird animal we. never even like it was like a tail and. then like one foot and then into another. tail and you're like this I don't really. make any sense. yeah and two tails yeah so I think. things like like that's fun it was fun. yeah so like you were like you were poor. with stuff to do like I was just poor on. like a city road really yeah like we.

would smoke I'm not we would drive. scooters and we would find cigarette. butts off the ground and just like smoke. them because it was cool but they were. dirty and then we'd be sick for like. three weeks yeah and it was like it was. just not fun I gotta have a park to go. to or anything really yeah no so what do. y'all do y'all get a Nintendo at home or. something uh yeah yeah I had a GameCube. oh that's good I had a game do you play. that a lot yeah monkey balls yeah it was. fun but I didn't have anyone to play. with really so I was just playing it but. so then what do you say but you what age. was that so but you didn't have any what.

about your sisters though you guys. played together they were like so much. older than me oh yeah on drugs yeah so. no they didn't we didn't play I was like. basically an only child I guess with the. older with the older crazy ones that. would pop in and out and then we had we. had my aunt my uncle living in the. basement were they cool unfinishment no. really my one of my aunts kidnapped me. when I was two oh and I was gone that. little in the basement and then she left. and she went to Florida and she never. came back and my mom had to adopt her. two daughters. it was crazy that is crazy it was really.

crazy so then they were around even. though their mommy kidnapped you yeah. they stayed around they my mom adopted. the two daughters and then the the mom. had kidnapped me but they found me the. same day they found me the same night. yeah talents would still yeah she said. she was just going to take me for a walk. hmm. yeah it's crazy what about for Halloween. and stuff what would you guys do uh for. Halloween we would drive down to the. suburbs and go visit my aunt yeah they. had some money down there yeah. boy and that's why I was my witch my big.

witch and every year they'd be like oh. again yeah. and then I started doing the. hand-me-downs I started taking. hand-me-downs from my older cousin Molly. but then when my dog my dad got his big. mechanic job we moved down to the. suburbs so I like a split life oh so I. just like pretended I was fitting in and. stuff what company did he work with what. who did he get a job with he worked for. like the um it's called the MBTA it's. like the Transit Union of Boston so it's. like the train okay the buses and so he. repaired all the buses and trains yeah. he had like a salary right it was like.

oh we can move now yeah. truck driver anymore like on and off. yeah yeah it was cool did he do. long-haul Trucking or no yeah he would. go he would he would be gone for I went. on a couple of them with him which was. crazy but he'd be gone for months at a. time really yeah it was cool that's a. long time big truck really yes and I. never knew the truck they have like full. beds in there I was sleeping on a full. bed and we would stop at the we'd stop. at the fairgrounds in New Jersey all the. time on the way home dude that had to be.

fun it was so fun those are my best. memories yeah yeah those were cool what. do you remember any of the rides at the. fairgrounds was it like that like just. the different Rod to have like the. zipper and the Gravitron all of that the. zipper yeah and the the one where you. stick to the wall yeah that [ __ ] was. cool Gravitron yeah I was just talking. about that last week yeah that was the. one and the guy in the center was like. playing rock and roll and there'd be. that one crazy guy that would like start. shimmying and do a flip stuck to the. wall the whole time that insane guy I. always wanted to be that guy yeah that. was fun.

yeah that was fun. um what is your uh. deal like is your deal at barcel like. Caleb's it's just kind of like a flat. amount sort of thing is that okay to ask. you I'm not yeah that's fine um uh yeah. it's like it's like Caleb's like a. salary yeah. probably getting [ __ ] but it's fun. yeah but I think they do a good job of. like. but you enjoy it though right yeah I. enjoy it so I don't even like it's. probably stupid in me but I have fun I. like Barstool and I with all these.

influencers they do they make their. money off like brand deals so they don't. know when they're getting their next. checks and stuff right whereas I have a. salary so it's I don't know it's nice. it's really nice also what's not. sometimes what's like dealing with brand. stuff there's so many little things you. have to it's like so many extra. responsibilities that if you don't have. to think about that it's really nice. that's nice yeah you can just stick to. being yourself I know that uh yeah I. don't have to censor anything which is. cool yeah. and it seems like they treat you guys. good they do yeah yeah I love bar stool. everyone shits on it but I like it yeah.

I don't know why but I mean I don't know. a ton about I mean I learned some about. it from Dave how he like went through. the business and put it together and. like some of the choices that they'd. made but it seems like a a good time it. is yeah people think it's very like. misogynistic but it's like run by woman. now so is it the pan or women. yeah well no but like the the top. performers at Barcelona are when are all. women they are yeah. who is it you. oh you just won this month you said huh. yeah do you have an employee of the.

month I don't know I didn't even know. about it until. um I went to like I went to the acms. last week and I was like why am I here. why did you guys invite me and they were. like because you're the top Creator at. Barstool and I was like damn they didn't. even tell me that wow but but it's not. just me the chicks in the office like. it's full of women some people think. it's all run by men but it's not. um and they have Megan making money she. works there yeah I love her she's cool. she's awesome she's really funny. um and her husband I know her and her. husband he's crazy yeah they're the.

craziest couple they're awesome though. yeah my stepdad is friends with his dad. really yeah okay they were friends. growing they're still friends but it's. like uh so it's kind of CR that yeah. that was all kind of crazy. um. what else was I gonna ask you about. do you have a favorite sports team that. you like. Celtics oh wow so you're stoked about. this then yeah. this is a big time are you gonna go to. do you think you'll get to go to any of. the games no way no what.

what I'm not going to the games I would. love to but no way but what do you mean. no way like if you ask Dave he might. take you to one no way yeah he might. work there Dave me and Dave going to the. game together what the [ __ ] are we gonna. talk about who cares no he wouldn't take. me to the game you don't think who. should I ask I gotta ask him I have BFFs. after that something about ask him yeah. I think you should ask him because. you're from there I am I could.

understand. but that's their problem that's true. they're not you they're not an employee. of the month yeah okay. they're not employees okay I'll ask I'll. ask them. um. you got anything else that. I just feel like we've had a nice chat I. think we had a nice shot do you think. this went well this yeah yeah I think so. I think it's been interesting I feel. like I have a little bit more. understanding of who you are okay and. where you're from. um. and a little bit more semblance of your.

personality so it's not just like when I. see you it's like I see you but I'll. still kind of have a maybe a slight. somewhat not understanding but a little. bit more clues okay. um and what else uh watch Project. verified project verified that's my. reality show project verified is your. reality show check it out check it out. and. um. yeah follow along what else can we think. about anything else. we had a dude boss growing up this kid. I'm not gonna say his name because he's.

still alive but he um he would say. something and then he would say it again. under his breath say it again. yeah wow and we thought he was twins. that had never separated right so people. were like you [ __ ] get your [ __ ]. brother out of you oh [ __ ] people would. [ __ ] threaten to beat his brother or. sister out of him always under his. breath did he get over it huh did he get. over it yeah you get over but it was. crazy because then when people were like. we're gonna beat the [ __ ] yeah he'd be. like help me and then you would hear it. again oh. oh no so people were like he is in there.

and then it sounds like you're that that. they're [ __ ] with him like he's like. being an [ __ ] but yes it's just a. problem he has yeah dude it was a [ __ ]. I feel so bad for that guy still. but his mother was awesome she was a. nurse she was a beautiful bigger lady. but damn she was [ __ ] warm as could. be. oh I love a big warm lady don't you I do. would you what was your mother shaped. like. she got a little bigger after the knees. oh yeah that'll slow you down huh yeah.

yeah she's she's petite she's like real. small that's too small for somebody. she's real small really they should put. her in that cage at the fair then. yeah come see the smallest knee knee. replacement I've picked him or whatever. sorry not victim come see the most. beautiful little knee replacement. woman in the world. um. is she a pretty happy lady your mom yeah. she's happy she's a happy lady she's uh.

yeah she's a happy lady what are some. characteristics you guys that have that. are similar. I don't know if we have many I didn't. really so she I was with my dad growing. up and she was like uh her her like she. shows me affection through getting me. things or like making sure I'm good but. we're not like I couldn't just call her. and talk to her type of Mom right but I. know she loves me type of thing but I. can't just be like I don't call her and. tell her what's going on right type of. thing but she's she's a good lady yeah. yeah interesting yeah.

um all right well. I don't know what else to say right now. you think we said enough of that. you think we've said enough. I think we said enough the flowers is. that good for you yeah it's good for me. okay thanks so much and uh appreciate. your time and congrats on. um your success and. um yeah and trying new things trying to. make a new show and. um and being in like a place that's kind. of like a man's place I guess but it's.

more women's over there too yeah oh yeah. yeah and uh yeah thanks for uh sharing. your entertainment with us yeah thanks. for having. [Music]. [Music].

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