Booty Hawk | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #304

hello darkness my old. friend what's going on guys um what is. going on you know I ask you all the time. what's going on and then I I just say I. just tell you what's going on but I. don't know I'm happy to be back here in. the central East I know. that you know I'm happy to be back. here and I got here and had to have that. one egg dinner you ever have you.

ever you ever end up on that one egg. dinner you get home and you have you. don't have groceries you've been out of. town you get you know you it's too late. to thaw out something it's too late to. thaw out a little uh sirloin or a um you. know a like a cut a Hulk or something or. a chicken. thigh it's too late for. that so you got to mix you got to manage. with what you have you have to manage.

and so you uh you know you end up going. opening the. eggs and you got one egg. left that unoo baby that Lance Armstrong. dog you say damn man and you just make. that one. egg you know and. it's it's heartbreaking a little bit. but it's also it's better than.

nothing it's better than nothing right. there that one egg Wonder that's what. they call. me that one egg Wonder. um the election it's coming it's here. the results are going to come in slowly. I think it'll be probably a week a month. could be a week's who knows for. everybody they got to get the mail ends. the email in some people traveled back. in time and wrote who they voted for on. on a cve wall they got to use they got.

to go back in time and do that they got. to use the Ouija board and see who. everybody voted for from the. 1700s you know they got people doing all. kind of people some people paying money. have them have the plane right in the. sky Joey Donnie who have you know they a. lot of tablets are going to happen they. got to Tabler all the. votes and then we'll. know and there's some people they think. oh it's going to you know everybody. they're going to people going to go.

crazy there going to be people you know. Paul Bun's going to go through the. streets people you know they're boarding. up Beverly. Hills people just you know I guess if. look if you want to go if you want to go. hard it's a good day to go. hard like you know maybe it's if that. day if you want to get out and steal. some sandals and throw a damn you know a. wheelchair through a Panera breed window.

get out there and live your life. sucker okay if you want to set a Baskin. Robins on. fire and you know and kick start a batch. of grilled Rocky Road get out there and. be. [Music]. somebody but I'll tell you this. baby I'm only about 48 hours off of. pornography at the. moment and I believe that adult asthma. is a.

choice and that's who I am. baby let's get into. it here we. go where The Young and the old the sick. and the cold ones just long to get out. of control the ones that'll call and the. ones that'll f old and everyone standing.

around the table. mhm the meek and the mild the weak and. the wild the ones who won't speak this. mean to a child those who have lived. with their feet to the fire and forgave. every miserable Jailer this is that. uplifter right there you can feel it I. love them all ain't going to quit mhm.

that goes double for. you going to do more good going to talk. less [ __ ] that's about all I can do oh. yeah man you hear that that's a good. line let's hear that again. man here we. go I love them. all qu ain't going to. quit that goes double for that goes. double for you going to do more.

talk [ __ ] that's about all I can do Amen. brother going to do more good going to. talk less [ __ ] and that's about all I. can. do that right there is a band an outfit. right there musical crackup. called cordovas do more. good I'm going to do more good I'm going. to talk less [ __ ] and that's about all I.

can. do you know people seeing catastrophe oh. the volcano is going to go off you know. they they you know people's going to be. lighting. volcano people saying oh be careful you. know guns are going to be shooting. themselves it's going to be a crazy. day and I I don't believe. that I believe that the the hype all the. BS from the election and the and the and.

the DOI all of that is. done it's kind of hacking now it's been. done you're going to go out there and. spray paint on a building. oh what kind of rerun [ __ ] is that you. going to have to people going have to. take you have to chain up the Annie or. do. nothing I believe it's going to just. going to be. passive I just believe that it's been. it's all you know it's already already. all been.

done you know I just. um I don't know I think it'll take a. while to get the results for the. election. um and I think it's you know it's. normal you know it's pretty normal the. way it the way it always goes the. election always happens this time it. feels like though that everybody is and. I don't know if people if everybody is. really bought in more but they saying.

it the most the most early ballots ever. cast but that's because everybody nobody. nobody has anything to do you know a lot. of people aren't working people can cast. their ballots early you know the poll. places have been. open usually they're open on one. day now they're open you know couple of. weeks or whatever it. is so you can have the early. voting some people know it decision.

early you know some people don't know a. decision real early. man but it's uh it's kind of like a. little bit of a Super Bowl it'll be fun. you know I always find election night is. kind of it's a fun night it's fun to. watch and see it all kind of come in and. um and see how it shakes out you. know uh I think that Trump will win the. election I just think that I people say. who do you think will win I think he. will.

win the incumbent I think it's called. let me look it up. [Music]. incum uh currently holding office the. incumbent usually wins that second. term I think George W Bush was the last. fell that couldn't uh handle that. couldn't handle at all and so they you. know they builted them out but the. incumbent usually wins so did I bet a. couple Grand that Trump would.

win yes I did yes I did um so we'll see. now did I have that money because Bryce. Mitchell won the other. day yes I do yes I do thank you Bryce. Mitchell I don't know if anybody watched. the MMA. but uh Bryce Mitchell got it done over. there and he had a great fight against. uh fely and both of them are great. Fighters sometimes I want the fight. fight to go on for 16 rounds 17 round I.

want to see them I want to have one. round where they just tickle each other. you know just full body. tickling no crotch or nothing but the. rest of the body you. know you know uh non sensual kind of. regions or whatever they call it. but but anyway yeah I wanted to have. this episode today you know we I think. we're going to start coming out on. Tuesday um you know not doing Sunday. night gives me a little bit more a.

little bit more of I can enjoy my. weekend I can plan a weekend and enjoy. it so we're going to see how it goes and. uh you know it's all a learning curve. but I appreciate you guys being here. with me and uh and just being a part of. my life and especially being a part of. this uh this past weekend I really do. you know. um what else is going on I went to Baton. Rouge over the weekend go. trick-or-treating with the kiddos out. there.

uh some kid called me a [ __ ] actually. some little little kid in the street uh. he called me an American. [ __ ] and then he laughed and him and his. friends laughed and they were on. scooters and I don't know. whatever um what else. happened oh some uh some guy said oh are. you dressed are you dressed as Theo the. comedian Theo Von the comedian.

and I just kind of looked at him and. he's like that's awesome man and then he. walked off I thought that was kind of. interesting you know I don't and I also. the more I was thinking about I don't. know if I think the Democratic party. expects to win. really you know when you think about it. they put up an older. guy you know they. just they there hasn't been a ton of. campaigning by him by Biden I just don't. know if they expect to win I almost feel. like they don't expect to win.

um but also what do I. know what do I. know uh you know not too much really I'm. one guy who just you know who has one. vote and and that'll be that and I'm. glad that I don't get to make the. choices I'm glad that I only have one. vote because that means that it's it's. not all on. me isn't that nice there one nice thing. about the way set up here the.

system you get one coin in the. well and if you're lucky they count. it that's the wildest thing a lot of. countries they go throw the coin every. year and no they don't even count that. [ __ ] there's somebody in the bottom. just catching coins and buying himself a. new uh you know new. Sega you know new Atari 6000 or whatever. it is PlayStation.

so hopefully our votes count that's what. I do you know that's one thing that I. like to romanticize sometimes is that. our votes do count um but I'm coming out. to you out here from the central East. and uh a lot of calls came in a lot of. beautiful people and just wanted to make. sure that we got an episode in to stay. on track and just to let you know that. you know that this podcast will be here. for you every. week um or that we're going to try and. do our best to be here for you every. week uh the same way that you've been. here for me every week and um and the.

last thing you know I'll say really on. the politics side is that I think we're. quickly headed towards multiple. parties you know we we're too diverse. these days in our Series in our in our. thoughts um and in our our cares and our. compassions and our. passions um to not have more. choices you know imagine if you just. still had two flavors of uh.

of ice cream it's just time for more. parties and I think we're headed there I. think by the time the next election. comes around hopefully there will be you. know stronger options out of different. channels. um because I do believe that people are. getting more fired up about politics. overall and that's. exciting you know it's kind of crazy. when you go in there to choose on the. election time you go in there and uh. dude you look at the first two the.

president and then after that sometime. they'll have a senate or something then. after that dude there's like 30 things. and you're just like most people are. like I don't. know I just start filling in Whoever has. a nickname oh spicy. Williams check on that match you feel me. oh Rocky crab check on that. bastard oh Buzz there's always some guy. named buzz you. know oh there he is right there Harry.

Buzz Watson oh we got to have buzz in. there you can't have a spicy and not. have a buzz so oh Knuckles uh all right. we'll do a Knuckles bro we'll do a. Knuckles that's how I start voting just. by nickname if you have a nickname you. get my vote that's how I usually am. after a president. so you know I don't know man either way. I got to go to. work um what else let's get into some uh.

some of the episode and some of the. calls as always the hotline 98566. 49503 um and we asked who listens to the. episodes last time and so let me throw. some uh some of the re retorts we had. occur right here here we go hey Theo. this is Andrew from Atlanta Georgia. what's up Andrew over there from Atlanta. baby in Atlanta man that is Atlanta's. about the most Urban City you can get I.

mean it is blacktastic baby I mean it is. uh you know it's like black history. months you know started a a. city um so if you like to you know you. love uh hip hop all of that the Falcons. they got everything over there in. Atlanta. onward um let me just start off by. saying I love the podcast man me and my. dad listen to it every day pretty much. um or every time there's a new episode.

at least uh I'm a senior in high school. man oh you can finish that man high. school is easy man I'm gonna be honest. with you looking back there's some kids. that didn't finish High. School [ __ ] them bro you know what I'm. saying it's High School. dog it's high. school if you even know 1492 you get. half the answers. right if you read the scar. letter you get four out of five answers.

right so I mean that's a 80 right there. that's a c Homeward out here in Atlanta. uh you wanted to know who's calling into. your show um I work at UH Dunkin Donuts. bro and I've been working there for two. [ __ ] years now man oh damn you've. been a long time slinging them sweet. breads. baby you've been a long time stacking. them sugar do huh and you don't sound.

thick man A lot of times if somebody's. been working around sugar their saliva. gets thick you know when their dick gets. slow and their body gets. slow um but you sound healthy man you. sound pretty lean to be over there in. that dut damile gang brother um so it's. a lot man but I know all about them. Donuts all about that coffee you know. that Bean Juice we got out there brother. oh yeah I feel you man and I'm glad to. know that somebody out there in the. Dunkin donet world is hitting is hitting. the.

podcast I'm glad to know man cuz I've. had a couple Bavarian creams. baby and I'm not talking about Donna. baby I'm talking about a couple big. girls in my life you feel me you know. kind of girl you kiss her and you end up. with a little bit of Custard in your. mouth you know what I'm. saying amen PG baby praise God but thank. you for listening man and um and God. bless you and God bless your daddy over. there too y'all eating Donuts together. you know little family eclair it's a.

family. [Music]. eclair it's a family. eclair all right let's see who else. listens. onward hey Theo this is Emily from. Jacksonville Florida what's up. Emily. duvo and Jacksonville is a good place to. get electrocuted by a down. stoplight you know I've been in. Jacksonville a couple time and you'll. see a couple down.

stoplight somebody goes up you know some. homeless dude goes over there to pick it. up and see if there's you know any drugs. under it and he gets Zapped. out so praise God baby onward I'm a. paralal by day and a Chili's worker by. night that oh. damn I gotta hear that again and a. chil Florida I'm a paralal by day and a.

Chili's worker by night oh man I like. that you know one thing I heard about. Chili's is that they don't really have a. grill in the back that they draw on all. the grill stuff onto the food and they. just put it in a. microwave but that. um but that doesn't mean that you're not. you know a great. person and what is a paralal what is. that a. narc dude I remember at school they have. a narc sometimes. and aarc is some little dude who's.

really kind of like a little. [ __ ] uh he's the kind of dude he's. afraid to smoke dope so he's gonna rat. people. out and and the the cops every year they. you know they invite over his family and. they give them a little merit badge or. some you know some little something fake. little little lasso or. something say wannabe on it you know PD. wannabe and he got a little. lasso you know in a little little. plastic badge or something he breaks.

that [ __ ] out or something come on. man come. on so yeah I don't know if that's a narc. or not but uh paralal. sounds sounds like that onward that hit. her um I listen to your podcast all day. while I'm at work at the law office. sometimes I have to catch myself from. laughing and catch myself from crying. sometimes but I'm listening to. episode on Monday morning uh from this.

past week and. uh listen hearing you listen to the rain. is probably the best thing that I could. have listened to all week just oh is. that rain outside it's it's the little. things in life and I had kind of a rough. week this week starting a new week and. uh I have to say that that put me in a. happy place and I'm ready to get going. and I appreciate it man well thank you. sweetheart that's not that's that's. that's kind to you to share that moment.

um yeah you know it is it is those. little things that really kind of remind. you of. uh you know like a somebody listening to. the rain or if you see a little baby's. feet if you see a little baby's feet man. they're. beautiful and in Vietnam bro I'm not. lying it'll eat a damn baby's foot. and you didn't hear it from me but you.

know it's you know it's possible but. um but yeah there's just some things. that just kind of make you feel. good and yeah I was excited man you just. you know it just been so. long it's just been so long since you. get that. weather on even a semi-regular basis. just to see some leaves Blow by or you. know you see a little kid out there some. little fat kid with a kite. and he's like Daddy it might pick me up.

it might blow me away and I look over at. the daddy me and Daddy both know little. thick you know little. thickess little thick Nick ain't getting. lifted up by a kite baby boy. but but it's just nice to see that. moment you. know yeah life has this these little. moments man that remind us that uh it. all makes perfect sense you know. that we're at the bank and that it all.

makes perfect. sense you can close the cash drawer baby. uh thank you for calling though and. thank you for listening man baby girl I. mean not man but thank you for listening. and whether you a narc or whether you. slanging them uh chines you know the uh. whatever it is called Alaskan egg rolls. or whatever y'all have it Chili's Mak. girlfriend loved them and her and her. family would drive 100 miles to go to a. damn. Chili's you know and one time they you. you know they'll be crying and stuff cuz. it's closed look get it together let's.

take another call here we go um and as. always the hotline 98566. 49503 hey Theo this is Crossfire Joanie. up in Southern California and I just. want to tell you I just love your show. you're doing a great job thank you so. much I have a question for you I'm just. getting over cancer and um my hair is. gone thank you for falling in crossfire.

Joanie and. uh and I'm sorry that you have cancer. you know I haven't had it but I'm sure. I'll probably have. it. and cancer you know cancer. is it's that ninth reindeer or whatever. you know and that [ __ ] is a. gangster uh let's hear more I'm I'm. starting to grow back but it's still. gone and I'm wondering what do you think. do you think I should wear a hat or you. think I should just go all natural okay.

let me back it up again it's starting to. grow back. but I'm just getting over cancer and um. my hair is gone I'm I'm starting to grow. back but it's still gone yeah hair don't. like cancer if you have cancer your hair. will. leave you know and that's age old that's. a you know that's the cat chasing his. tail right there let's hear more and I'm. wondering what do you think do you think. I should wear a hat or do you think I. should just go all natural you think um.

someone to get your opinion on that all. natural or a hat or a scarf or something. like that oh baby girl you got to get a. little get your little hat get your. little Crown get your little Crown baby. wake up with the King mama get that BK. get that BK headpiece get you a Whopper. and get that free. hat do you know what I'm saying you. could do something beautiful on your. head I think enjoy it Embrace that. beautiful little bald. top you know and you can even flirt with.

the guy say hey the curtains match the. drapes you know and they be like you. don't have any hair and you'll be like. gang. gang so I think there's some real uh. opportunity there but y'all say get your. beautiful little hat get you a little uh. you know get you that freaking little. scalp cardigan or something get you one. of them little Jewish hats that little. you know that little hair wallet that. they wear get you six or seven of them. stack them [ __ ] up Lily Pad your. whole damn head.

up but I think be yeah be. magical you know get a damn edible hat. you talking to somebody that's going. well you break them off a dam you know. 30 calories of your. cap man that's something that's. beautiful but I think those are some. things you could do but I think you. embrace it um and it sounds like you. already are I think it's you know I. think it's sweet that you even ask me. I think it's Brave you know I think it's.

Brave of you and you could also grow. that skullet you could grow that skullet. and that's when you going out of. business in the front but you still. partying in the back get that hang time. off the back that gang. plank um what else could you do some. cute barettes maybe get you a couple. barettes little canaries or something um. you could do some ear piercings that. could be fun. uh but you know it puts it in.

perspective cuz I'm always worried about. my hair and I'm worried about how I look. and I'm worried about this and. that and here you are you know you can't. you can't even bring uh hair to the show. right now but you still showing. up and that's cool you know you can do. the key mullet where you got that chemo. with a little bit of mullet off the. back um but I see I see be just as Brave. as you have been in defeating cancer I.

say You' be just as Brave and sprouting. Something Beautiful up. top and have fun with it because you. just even you calling and asking this is. uh is inspiring because you're just. making me you're making everybody that's. listening right now realize man what am. I worried. about you know what am I worried about. I'm worried about how I look if my if my. you know if my leggings match my neck. brace or whatever is if you were in an. accident or something after a you know.

cardio class or. whatever and the truth is. that you know we got little ladies out. here beating. cancer and you know just saying hey do I. go hat or no. hat yeah here's what I say put a damn. nipple on the top of your head and break. out that third titty tell them it's that. third titty. baby but I think you're beautiful for. calling and I and and just thank you for. brightening my day by sharing your.

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Theo that's betterhelp.com. tho let's take another call in here uh. as always the hotline 985 664. 953 my name hey Theo this is Garett. Callaway I live in a small town in. Oklahoma called Sal all hey Garrett. thank you for calling my friend and uh.

Happy election time to you and thank you. for. calling I uh I work with mentally. disabled adults with what I do so it's a. it can be a pretty pretty wild uh day at. work but uh I just wanted to tell you. and ask you how you would respond in. this. situation okay passing morning meds you. know not always do they take them but. you know the meds you know okay giving. out morning medication.

there and you that. slanger H got the oxies you got the xanx. you got all that I'm recovering addict. so it's hard when you got a refrigerator. you know a refrigerator F oh yeah when. you get messed up enough on pill you. start saying the ox theet that's what we. used to call it if somebody was too high. on pills and they start saying. [Music]. [Music].

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[Music]. yeah that's that alphabet man that's the. ox phabet if People's on too much. oxycottons bro and they trying to do. letters onward brother Pharmacy sitting. right next to your office makes it tough. anyways they don't always want to take. their. meds well they can go 90 to nothing real. quick amen man you got to hit them with.

that Mary Poppins you know you got to. hit him with that Spoonful of Sugar dog. G he went to his. room and I don't know if he was stashing. this thing or if he. just just done it right there and then. brought it back but he brought a full. turd and he threw that [ __ ] and. it hit right next to me.

W yeah man well look I we used to have. this fell growing up named Kyle with two. wise and he uh and his parents would. even get a little bit it was Kyle you. had to you had to kind of ride that that. second syllable for a second but um he. uh but Kyle would. uh he could you know turd in his hand or. do a turd or whatever they call it and I.

think it was his I never saw him. actually do it but he always had one. near him or on him or whatever he throw. it up in the air bro high as a sun I. mean this thing you know this thing knew. NASA and he could come down have it. laying right on his arm like a. Hulk just right on his arm like a damn. Hulk man like that booty Hulk.

so you know there a lot of people. there's a lot of people doing everything. out there juggling. everything. um and yeah they say if you get hit by. somebody throw you know somebody you. know Hurd at you you get hit by it it's. seven more weeks a winter I think is the. old saying but anyway man let's hear. more and this thing was hard. like it didn't even hit and crumble it. didn't hit and splatter okay it thank.

God it didn't splatter but it hit and. just fell straight down that was all. right well y'all got to hydrate them. boys over there in the words of Dustin. puia y' got to stay hydrated down there. you know you can't be having dehydrated. people also on. oxycottons you know just all strung out. like a damn cactus man so look keep them. hydrated buddy and. uh maybe that's you know this dude just. is trying to let you know he needs more.

he's trying to show you by example hey. look daddy I'm obviously missing some. moisture so you might be able to help. him out right there um but thank you for. the call man and stay safe man and where. you know wear a uh. visor and that's the number one. preventor of getting uh faced out by a. by a booty piece. man is that visor baby but uh yeah Kyle. catch that thing right on his. arm man I remember he tried to get a job.

at the Renaissance Fair he went over. there one time by the fairgrounds and. hummed up a little you know just just a. real just a I mean just hummed this. little booty just a little damn booty. Rascal high up into the air and caught. that thing right on his arm God it was. beautiful just lay just just with a you. know no balce just just like damn. Dominic. mosiani so. let's see who else listens to the Pod. man here we.

go what's up the this David from Georgia. what's up David how you doing brother. thank you for calling you want to know. who your fans were so here you go boy I. want a try service making them stinky. back R dollar okay you picking up. garbage baby. trash and you know what they say one. man's trash is another man's trash. nowadays man. onward always listening riding the truck. riding on the back of the truck driving. the truck doing paperwork dumping this.

trash dumping that trash you know. garbage stuff big fan of the show man uh. keep up the good work and a little PS to. my customers out there to all y'all. throwing away them beer cans and blood. rats you thinket safe on me D there you. go he said you got to think of your. local garbage man if you're going to put. a beer or or a blunt wrap out there. that's fine with. him you know nobody ever thinks about. that leave something nice for your. garbage man leave him a little sixpack. you don't think he needs a damn.

beer leave him a little something a. little Ben and yar's out there or. something you know little Hagg andaz. baby little Friendlies Ice Cream leave. him a little pint of something special a. little bit of grilled Rocky. Road you know we forget about that that. we that the the these boys are good. people out. there they want they you know we can. leave him a little something a little. treat especially around the holidays. think about that leave your trash man. something nice that's a good. idea I'm going to try it this week I'm.

going to try to leave something nice out. there for the garbage man he comes on. Thursday so I'm going to try to leave. him something nice what else we got here. man uh thank you for listening man I do. appreciate that and and thank you for. picking up the. trash um you know we we want to get a. garbage man in here so we we want to get. somebody in here to who does garbage or. who's done garbage you know past. tense who else here we.

go what's up Theo this is David out in. Aubrey Texas what's up David out there. in Texas man and my friend uh just moved. to Texas man no we didn't actually my. bad onward uh just catching up on your. podcast and you're wanting to know who. all is listening so uh. building. superintendent out here uh residential. construction so driving around a lot. have a lot of time in my truck so get to.

listen to your podcast so you loitering. that's called loitering David I'm going. to tell you that straight up man and. that's fine you know I appreciate. loiterers man I love the French I love. anybody that um you know staying active. and driving around and just looking at. stuff that's called lurking as well baby. let's hear more um just want to let you. know I've listen to every single episode. of. yours damn no m. man that's wild matter what listen.

through it all the way from the first. second to the last second and man you do. awesome work so appreciate it but man. yeah I love everything you're doing. thanks for uh just keeping us in tune. with ourselves love you bro gang gang. gang man thanks man. [Applause]. wow that's wow man. I that's crazy man thank you so much man. thanks for checking it out. you know I definitely had some moments. this weekend where I just was like man.

I'm so I just can't believe that I get. to have this job and. [Music]. um you know and just get. to share what's going on with. me and and and and I try to share what's. going on with you too you know with the. hotline and and you guys do a great job. of that. and uh. SK us thank you thank you guys for. letting me be a part of this.

group you know I mean that there's so. many times where uh you know I feel like. I don't have nothing and then I'm. immediately brought to the reality of. the fact that man you got a lot of. people that care and you guys remind me. of that constantly man so thank you. thank you very. much uh and stay safe out there David. well basically a peep in time it sounds. like man you driving through. neighborhoods daddy dude I would love it. if a Peep and Tom got busted and he was. listening to this past weekend that'd be.

pretty cool I mean that would be next. level all right let's hear something. else here one more call that came in of. who listens to the. podcast what's up you little dust bear. this is Colin from Cincinnati gang gang. gang baby thank you for calling in Colin. in Cincinnati a friend of mine got beat. up by a couple of uh urban women one. time and he was trying to hold on to. some milkshakes and they and he they. kept beating him and he kept spill a. little bit each time they beat him down. my friend Gary.

onward I'm a janitor at a middle school. man I tell you what I'll be walking. around here cleaning up these little. snotty ass rags and all these little. candy rappers and whatnot oh yeah man. little detention thoughts all them. little. children you know you out there uh. Goodwill Hunting. man and I'm glad you're not a pedophile. BR I'm glad that um you know that just. doing the work out there and getting it.

done yeah man these little kids I saw. some kid this weekend he said oh he said. if I if I he goes if you die can I have. all your YouTube subscribers I said damn. bro they Savages. man they're Savages without the tribe A. lot of these children. man but I'm blessed that you listen man. thank you for thank you for for checking. it out. uh what else we got I'm sorry to just be. going through calls this week but it's.

just kind of where I've been and. um and uh I just wanted to make sure. that I kept I was going to wait till. later in the week to do an episode but I. said you know I I just got to show up I. got to be there and get this episode out. for this week and in the beginning of. the week and there's a lot of people who. are going to be watching the election. and and you know. it's yeah I mean it's look I know some. people it's a really serious thing and I. resp expect. that.

um you. know. uh It's just tough right now I'm. personally at a space where I just. don't I don't like the way they have us. all fighting against each. other you know when you look at at the. different news sites and it's the only. thing and of course the polls they say. it's close because they don't that's. that's how they keep us coming back. you know and I think just in a bigger.

space I'm just worried about how. addicted we are to the information and. to. the you know to that next thing um to. that next. hit and uh they've just had us fighting. a. lot you know I talk about it sometimes. they've just had us. fighting and I don't want to not like. people because of their political views. you know I don't want that I don't want. to not like people because of what they.

think politically I might not agree with. them but I for years in my life I. haven't agreed with people with their. beliefs I used to it used to not even be. that big of a deal in Los Angeles it's a. bigger deal out here in the central East. it's not as big most people are just. kind of living their lives they're going. to vote somebody will win blah blah. blah but it's definitely become a more. marketable thing. over this past four years I think and.

also this is just my perception I could. be totally wrong. um but I don't want to not love or care. about people because of their our views. might be. different you know if they say something. I don't have to chime in with my. side it's hard to do though that [ __ ] is. hard to. do all right let's take another call. right here.

hey what up daddy uh this is reic from. lug golf South Carolina what's up reck. and you name after JJ reck one of my. favorite players and he plays for the uh. New Orleans. Hornets and he's that three-point. shooter daddy he's that Chris Kyle baby. he's gunning from. Deep man they he usually they should. have a ladder right next to him cuz that. dude is the shooting from the deep SP do. you feel me gang oh so I got a situation.

uh there's this girl I love have been. been dating her for six years and I'm. thinking about asking her to asking her. to marry me dude wow. man you think about getting that. marriage going. huh oh okay man okay you that crazy cat. and uh but I'm scared to to ask her dad. for her hand and uh I'm just wondering.

what I should do should I take him out. to dinner to ask or should I ask him to. step off to the side be like hey can I. can I marry your daughter or like any. suggestions dude um yeah I appreciate. it man that's a tough one I I would I. would not take him to. dinner cuz you get there what if y'all. having a little side salad you ask him. he says no. and then you got to finish a whole fish. dish in front of the.

dude you trying to down some group or. knowing that dude hates. you that's going to be. a that's that's going to be a slow. swallow. brother and then what if he orders. dessert that dude already hates you and. now he's ordering dessert you're like. damn I mean you could. freaking you you could uh you could. torch the top of that creme brle with.

your stair I bet at that. point yeah I would just take him aside. man or I'd go meet him one-onone I. wouldn't do a phone call I wouldn't text. him either that's shady. bro I would take him off side to side. you know just meet him somewhere for a. few minutes and don't meet him somewhere. kind of nice if you can you know or. somewhere where you can both get away. quick a rest area or. a you know like a. uh maybe a Pete's Coffee House or Don um.

I don't know if youever been in Donnie's. coffee I don't know if it's a chain or. not Donnie's coffee they got like this. big mule kind of thing. outside but. anyway but dang man that's cool bro you. going the oldfashioned route asking the. dad going to get the the blessing it's a. beautiful time of year the holidays are. coming. up you know we one thing that's. beautiful to see is people thinking. about you know every the news just. saying oh the election election people.

are thinking about other. stuff people are living their. lives that's what that's what we got to. keep. doing that's what they don't. want they don't want us to keep having. our own free. will I believe that. baby all right let's get into another. voicemail here here we. go up man I'm uh. watching an episode last week and you're. wondering who uh who's out there.

listening so you know I'm a I'm a. business owner and and a good father but. I also live in my sister's basement on. an air mattress and I'm an ex-convict. and uh amen. bro I always wanted to be an ex-con bro. honestly um thank you for calling onward. I'm looking around this this place room. that I live in and thinking about the. days when I was an ex-convict and.

wishing you know maybe that I would have. snuck in an iPod and been able to listen. to this past weekend it would have would. have made my time quicker because you. know now that I'm down here and staring. at all my snacks in my mini fridge uh in. my my bachelor pad here you know I just. want to say I'm I'm grateful for a. little bit of entertainment from you on. a on a Sunday morning while I think.

about well. lot it's. rough well I think about you know not. being with my daughter and my family. anymore but if I get off the phone I can. keep listening to the episode shake out. some of this. uh this bad energ. so thanks man I appreciate you know what.

you. do gang. bro gang gang thanks for calling man. um yeah and I wouldn't call that bad. energy man I appreciate you sharing kind. of what's going. on you know I think a lot of us when you. share that we can relate to being. somewhere and missing someone that we. love or not being being able to be a. part of a. system of love that we're.

not you know directly connected with. anymore at the. moment. um but it sounds like a couple of things. to me some you know and I know you're. not asking for any of my suggestions or. anything. man um so yeah I guess I won't really. share anything like that but you know. just thanks for sharing man. and I believe that God has you know. powerful things in store for you and.

Powerful feelings and Powerful. connections with your own family and who. knows who with who knows with how many. others you know. um but I think we can all relate to that. feeling that there's somebody out there. right now and they you know you wish you. could be with. them if times were different or if. circumstances were different. or if things hadn't played out the way. that they could that they.

did and uh and I don't think it. sounds you know weak you saying that I. just think it sounds like you sounds. like you're grateful for where you're at. [Music]. um and it really sounds like you're. really grateful. for those people that you're you know. your daughter or whatever that you're. not allowed to be that you're not able. to be around right now and I don't know. aoud I shouldn't have said that but that.

you're not able to be. around cuz I'll tell you this people you. know who you wouldn't have any feelings. about it if you didn't. care you know and I think God can feel. us caring you. know. um so just keep keeping on. man you know you can do it bro I really. believe that you can do it and and it. sounds like you.

are and I think that the gifts man I can. just tell when I hear your voice that. the gifts are just you know it's all. going to be. there it's just probably going to take a. little while. um and I know I don't know that I'm just. saying that. but yeah just thank you for sharing man. because I think that just puts. everything in a perspective for a lot of. us. yeah we're all going to vote for some.

rich you know ego. Maniac in the next 24 hours. but the real. votes or what do we do with our time. what do we do with our love what do we. do with. our with our emotions you. know do I vote to invest those in the. people that I care about do I vote to. um to do something nice for.

somebody you. know do I vote to call a hotline and. just let the world know that I love my. daughter you know when I think man I. would love it if I had an audio. recording of one of my parents from when. I was young just. letting just a voicemail recording of. them just saying you know just letting. it be known that they love. me you know.

um so anyway man I'm not trying to harp. on your call but I just wanted to say. thanks for sharing that bro and ex EXC. convict is [ __ ] pretty gangster dog. you know that's pretty freaking G and if. Trump wins dude you'll be able you'll be. able to work forever dog you. know if anybody wins all these people. are EXC convicts man it's a it's a dirty. world out there. man it's a dirty world man and we got.

each other we got it all man we got life. bro and we got each other man um and I'm. thankful for that. so what else man. um I don't know man. uh what do you you like indoors or. Outdoors Riley Ma um I prefer the. outdoors yeah why is. that I don't know there's just something.

special about living Outdoors like I was. in Scouts obviously and I've always. loved. camping and when you um but once you go. Outdoors you build a tent right you go. right back indoors kind of kind of yes. um however sometimes whenever I camp I. sometimes don't even bring a tent sleep. under the stars oh okay dang yeah. um what's been up man how was your uh.

how was the Halloween weekend oh man it. was fantastic I got to say oh wow what. uh did you dress up what happened no I. didn't dress up I just hung out with a. few friends at um at their apartment. just hung out at night damn that sounds. kind of. uh um what would I it sounds kind of. Mulan Rouge a little bit you hung out at. night who was his group was it just. so yeah so it was a friend of mine um. and his girlfriend and then his.

girlfriend's friend from back at home in. Memphis oh dang so it was a qu was it a. quat tuplet or whatever four of you yeah. okay nice man and um what did you guys. get into anything fun uh we did a few. drinking games um everyone tried to get. me drunk and it was great um and what's. your uh preferred drink of choice man. there's something called a shuffer hoer. which is is um it's a German drink they. have all these different flavors my.

favorite is the. grapefruit um because my my buddy back. at home Andrew he's he's German and he. actually gave me that as my first drink. to have and that's my favorite alltime. drink damn favorite all time. baby um nice man uh what else has been. going on anything. else um I mean I had I had my. uh I had a a first a lot of Firsts I. should say really mhm like what do you.

mean like. a like a try to guess okay. um well you said you'd had a drink. before so I'm guessing it's not your. first drink NOP let me think your first. um doing fireworks or something no I've. always I've always done fireworks on. Fourth of July amen bro not that um. your first you and you don't do drugs.

right I. don't. huh what. happened um let's just say I had I had a. first uh interaction with the. lady what bro you mean like uh like what. do you mean like. first like are we talking sex I guess. are we talking okay no no no okay sorry. and maybe I was jumping to the. conclusions there that was I'm obviously. a [ __ ] but um no you're good uh What so.

first kiss maybe yep Bingo no way yeah. it was it was great it was a good time. no. way and so what happened take me through. some of that you got this so this is. what the the your buddy's girlfriend's. friend Buddy's girlfriend's friend yes. um yeah so she is from the west west. side of Tennessee and she came by and so. we we were just hanging out and it was. great and and when you saw her at first.

did you know there was any interest or. no no I I didn't think of anything at. all uh that was the weird part and so I. mean actually that was the normal part. for me of and I was like okay you know. you know she's friends you know whatever. so we were hanging out having a good. time and there are some times where like. so let me skip forward a little my uh my. buddy Joe he texted me because we were. all sitting next to each other so he. texted me he was like Hey dude look at. the signs um and he was like yeah dude. that's all I'm going to say and I was. like hm so I've been thinking past like.

that was later that night so I was. thinking all the other like hours in the. night and I was like M that totally. makes sense so I was like okay oh it all. came it all made sense at that point at. that juncture right called a juncture. and yeah so we ended up watching. Nightmare Before Christmas and I I was I. was kind of drunk I was like not feeling. great and so she was like yeah do you. want to sit on the couch I was like yeah. that would probably be great so she took. my hand so she took the lead it sounds.

like she did but the thing is when she. took my hand she didn't take it you know. like you know just holding on to me or. whatever grabbing my arm or whatever no. she literally did the fullon like closed. hand you probably can't see it because. of the monitor but I can't see it's um. that guy oh full the full closed hand. thing interlocking fingers and I was. like hm okay um I can roll with this so. then you guys were sitting on the couch.

so yeah we were sitting on the couch and. it was it was all four of us we were. watching Nightmare Before Christmas and. were you. nervous um at well at that point I was. like okay you know this is this is fine. I didn't think anything about like you. know first kiss or anything like that so. I was like okay you know I was totally. fine like you know she she was. comforting me it was great uh she was. cuddling with me slowly more and more. and I was like hm okay I'm liking this. dang boy and so. wrecked bro so then my um uh my my.

friend Joe and his girlfriend they went. down to pick up some cookout from one of. my friends that brought it for us now. that's always the moment bro when when. the other couple leaves the room. suddenly the heat is on right he took. his girl with him yeah he took his girl. with him and I knew what he was getting. at of course man that's broo [ __ ] bro so. then after they left we were talking a. little bit and then yeah we just yeah.

she she made the first move and it was. great she did mhm yeah a lot of Firsts. for me I got to say cuz that's also a. first her making the first move. wow and so how long did it. last quite some time I got to say. yeah huh the Jess lock with ellipse. every here dang bro and so was there any. like was it did you guys just kiss from. while I'm in separate was there like a. snuggle at night or what was the deal it. it was a snuggle it was a nice snuggle I.

got to say dang were you pretty drunk at. that time no I wasn't and did you get. drun weren't no okay no so I know for a. fact it was definitely real it it was. definitely something not just. drunkenness so did you get her number or. what's the deal man I have her number I. have her Instagram Snapchat all of that. you have. mail um and yeah it was it was a lot of. fun so she's back at home but I've I've. been texting her back and forth so wow.

you think there's something up maybe. possibly yeah yeah we were talking about. it uh maybe but she's coming back um I. think oh yeah uh she comes back uh to. Nashville about once a month I found out. so M it's suddenly how suddenly they. come back once a month you know just the. old it's the way it is man exactly wow. Riley Ma you're growing up brother first. kiss ever huh yeah yeah was pretty. excited it was a great time dude that's.

awesome. man that's awesome man and it was she a. redhead maybe how how how'd you. know I just felt is she really yeah I. just felt it man oh wow. yeah I just felt it yep she. is amen man well. we'll see man it's probably downhill. from here overall I'm just saying it's.

you know it's I mean it's uphill but. it's right it gets to be a rocky road. brother true you know there's adultery. there's all kind of stuff but but you're. just starting out man and that's what's. important dude I'm happy for you man. thank you yep and I appreciate you. sitting in here and being a part of the. episode. um yeah that's it man love wins you know. Riley yeah for sure definitely you know. people are going through everything you. know people are um you know getting beat.

in cancer people are you know uh. overcoming their past people are getting. their first kiss people are starting a. new workout. routine um people are learning to relove. people that they had Loved Before. um you know people are learning to let. go people. are you know being brave and. asking you know asking some girl's dad.

for the hand in marriage. and people are sweeping up after kiddos. and people are living life man that's. what's. important you know get out there and. live life did did did it make you feel. more. alive yeah it did for sure. yeah I love that. man we'll go out the way that we came in. man with each other for one and then. with the. cordovas and do more good um I want to.

let you know that whoever you support. politically that's. perfectly that's great and uh I would. never try to sway anybody in any. direction your reality is your reality. um and. uh we just do our best man we do our. best yall be good to yourselves. [Music].

gang where The Young and the old the. sick and the cold ones just long get out. of control the ones that'll call and the. ones that'll fold and everyone standing. around the. table the meek and the mild the weak and. the wild the ones who won't speak this.

mean to a child those who have lived. with their feet to the fire and forgave. every miserable. Jailer I love them all ain't going to. quit and that goes double for. you going to do more good going talk. less [ __ ] and that's about all I can. [Music].

do now the free and the chain the simple. F the ones that just came seem to hit. where they aim the ones that get by on. their family name those who have no one. to. [Music]. call the Freaks and the prideful the. Peaks and the eyles the ones just wait. to their dreams are all stop for most.

too afraid to admit they've been lied to. Mar with no sword to. fall come on I love them all ain't going. quit that goes double for you you're. going to do more good don't talkless. [ __ ] that's about all I can do. [Music]. do more good talk less [ __ ] that's about.

all I can. do look out ladies Riley Mau is on the. prow.