Bonus Nugget | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #229

you know a lot of a lot of ambulance. ambulance drivers is gay men and that's. good it's good you know it's everyone. should be able to do whatever job right. but what I'm saying is this a lot of. ambulance drivers is gay men and the. reason is because they're thinking oh. I'm gonna pick up it's a way to meet.

another man they think oh you know I'm. gonna pick up a man he's sick I will I'm. gonna be part of the thing that makes. him well and it's because a lot of time. men get hurt you know 60 out of 70. people that get hurt or probably men. overall and the thing about that is that. a lot of men you think you know call ten. of your friends right now ask them if. they're hurt men call ten men friends.

and say are you hurt see how many say. fine ten that say no call him in a week. I guarantee you for them are hurt and. that's so that's just you know that's. just a bit of how it works how it goes. but um but yeah gay man they're a lot of. times they're skirting around in that. ambulance. you know because think about an Ambo.

it's got the tune just got the lights I. mean it's got dope in the bag dude. that's a frickin you know that's really. a just a gay Greyhound really and it's a. nice way of but it's really a way where. a lot of a lot of men who love other men. will meet straight men sometimes because. they come pick you up oh you're hurt get. in here get in the back you know they'll. be taking your blood pressure and.

they'll be like oh don't they'll slip. there they'll slip their phone number in. there like oh your blood pressure it's a. it's ninety over nine eight five six one. one two four. 7/7 Darren and you're like what what is. my blood pressures is doing a lot and. while they're driving they'll sometimes. will say you know oh maybe all these. women making you sick and you're like.

why I just you know I was I was getting. a frit I fell off the roof I was getting. a frisbee I don't this I don't know and. they're like oh yeah maybe these women. they throwing frisbees up there to get. you hurt and you're like damn they'll. put an IV in your arm and put and slip. their number in your pocket same time oh. let me give you 200 cc's of that and uh. seven digits of that yeah I was in a.

I've been in a car accident and the. ambulance man came first of all his name. Virgil right and he picked me up and. then he tried the Heimlich maneuver on. me probably five times and I've been in. a car accident so finally I'm like dude. what is it what how what are you even. going on here he said I just wanted to. make sure your Airways were clear I said.

I just want to make sure we're clear. that I want to go to the hospital man. I'm not trying to meet somebody right. now so anyway today's episode let's get. into some of this man we got we got some. stuff today's episode is brought to you. by skill share and look I've had skills. in my life and their skills I haven't.

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von oh it's a special day in my life. today I hope it's a special day in your. life today and I'm sure it is for some. reason hey bro is heaven. not much man what you up to ready to do. a little bit of work a little TV just.

about it put the kids upstairs relax and. watch TV in their bed oh nice dear. not much man uh just wanted to wish you. happy birthday. appreciate it 42 are you really yeah Wow. no no you've been alive man no life is. over then what are you gonna do I don't.

know don't call an ambulance do one of. my buddies told me that a lot of gay men. are driving ambulances to meet other men. how crazy is that. yeah hey I'll do it Larry takes how was. the birthday good yeah yeah we went to. church this morning then it up and. basically watching a lot of football. today what here came over oh nice kids.

were here and it was good it was nice. oh yeah now I gotta get back to work. tomorrow though yeah yeah Ashley sent me. those pictures man was pretty nice oh. yeah yeah yeah we keep my bruise it went. pretty good you know oh that's good. anyway well thanks for calling me. everything yeah man dude happy birthday.

bro you know I love you man I know uh. you not talk a lot and I just want to. let you know that I love you you know I. think I'm proud of you man I'm so proud. of you appreciate love you too Jessie. texts me Anna. I felt bad when we left that you know. real all going home to our families and. dealers getting on a slot machine at. 11:00 a.m. I felt like maybe he was. feeling lonely or maybe he gets lonely. and I said yeah probably I think he does. sometimes and he said well if y'all talk. much and say family talk sometimes bolts.

were trialing the day I said so we're. actually even though we're not around. each other you're not a really close and. he's my best friends and I feel better I. was out there by yourself you know yeah. dang it does sound sad when you see it. like that when you hear it like that at. what that perspective yes but yeah. where the actual information that Rhino. that we talked almost every day yeah oh.

yeah totally made sweet that he cared. yeah it was a president nice intimate. but um it made me feel good to be able. to say to him hey no he's done it alone. you know he's got me yeah pretty cool. yeah thanks man yeah I love having you. dude. you know I'm excited about uh you know. you definitely brothers yeah. just it makes it easier when you got. somebody but now I know I'll appreciate.

it appreciate you in there for me you. know yeah dude you're doing a great job. huh so when did we can trade off - yeah. yeah hike man that's the name of that. guy you mean height we need that hype. man huh yeah I was telling us if I sell. even like a hype man I said I guess it's. great. maybe I could get Ashley or max to do it. awesome you've actually would love it.

Zef you would too Mac seems like Nona. started over let's start it over some do. her paper boy he did not have worked I. know it I think he likes to be gloves. that'll is for you to listen to him I. think I talked to the money's rambling. on about how things are gonna go and was. the way impromptu additions oh that's. funny. they loves that it's loves you listen to.

them and be involved in his headlong. he's put it out there hmm. is if he likes affection and recognition. I'm not sure West our life's a lie just. yet no I'm not pretty soon that's coming. right now like mommy yeah so alright bro. get a minute sweetie let's axe Twitty. Arizona caller. alright I will man happy birthday bro. alright thanks love you alright man love. you too. good luck bye bye that's my brother um.

and he uh he was born today a long time. ago and not that. long ago but uh you know we and he and I. was our relationships become better over. the years and you know it's um yeah it's. just great I'm just you know I'm. grateful. I really am man and that's one thing you. know man I'm just happy to feel some.

gratitude for a second you know I've. been I've just had a struggle feeling. that kind of stuff recently and uh and. just to just be on terms enough with my. brother to call him on his birthday and. let him know that I care about him you. know and I just hope he knows you know. how much I love him you know what and. how much uh how much of an inspiration. he is to me I think it's um it's funny.

sometimes I don't know if people know. can really tell what they mean to others. you know it's like sometimes people will. just you know people won't be able to. tell like you can never really fully. kind of Express to somebody how they. affect you sometimes maybe you can maybe. I just haven't tried that much you know. maybe I haven't or maybe I have you know. I don't know just kind of spitballing.

here but I'm just how I'm happy that my. brother was born even though we weren't. close for a long time I'm happy that you. know I got a surprise as I've gotten. older and and and that's been the gift. of uh of his you know pretty. unconditional love really and he loves. his kids and just he loves to just care. he yeah I don't know he's just he is.

he's a deep dude man that dude is bruh i. dude he should have a diving board right. next to him I wouldn't be surprising my. brother rolled around and had a diving. board next to him because that dude is a. deep he's a deep dude and he loves it he. loves to know what makes people think. and feel and. and uh he's just really really. fascinated by that kind of stuff and and. it brushes off into me and it's there. when I need it and he's such a great.

reference and uh you know and a lot of. times he's don't he he he's almost like. a father to me too in some ways you know. it's interesting how we get different. pieces of what we need from different. places or I do you know I get different. uh you know and sometimes I think I. don't you know one of the reasons maybe. why I'm not like in like successful. relationships or some of that kind of.

thing is because I I want to get the. attention that I need I want to get it. from I want to get it how I want it I. want to get it it's almost like maybe I. like okay I'll get I'll get this from. here and this from this person and this. from this person not in a selfish way. but just this is where I will let these. things up hit me you know I'll let this. person care about me and that will.

suffice for this feeling that I need and. I'll let just just because it's more in. control you know it's almost like I get. you know I get it's almost like I want. to I want to control where I'll let. affection into my life so that and it's. such a tricky path that I let it in. through that it's but at least that way.

I know that the most protected you know. I'm the most safe for myself anyway I. didn't mean to get off on a on that you. know on the dam on the dam uh you know. whatever then you know I didn't mean to. ding you know pour a couple quarts of. motor in the old heart engine but but. you know my brother was born and I'm and.

I'm grateful for that and uh and shout. out to all the brothers out there a lot. of brothers come to my show. and come out to the shows and and it's. great man when I see two brothers. together just like it's just a special. thing it's like finding a seashell and a. damn [ __ ] and uh you know in a in a. wave pool and like a shitty wave pool at. a place off the interstate. [Music]. come on let's celebrate we get we gonna.

do it we can do it. [Music]. celebrate man. [Music]. [Music]. we celebrate.

celebrate all your pain. celebrate all your pains baby I don't. know about that one didn't get me really. nothing really didn't get me if it's.

getting somebody I'm not that person. let me think about something that really. could give me I'm a kind of guy that can. be gotten and you know if I'm an. ambulance and I come pick you up you. know what I'm gonna be rocking Racha my. don't be filling your fuzz holes with. this hitter.

from a mile away. [Music]. since with another man so soon.

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here today and I hope that your life is. a just a real sack of joy I hope if the. cops pull you over dude and they frisk. your pockets you got a bunch of [ __ ]. joy sausages in them and you just pull. out a couple links in a couple Paddy's. boy and treat that off at her officer to. some breakfast because I hope you just. full of damn joy meats today here in. September 8th 2019 September 9 it will.

be when you hear this oh I didn't what. I'm upset about the fight. so people saw the fight I'm not upset I. mean I'm man I David I was just gone. dude I wanted you just kept me nobody. could beat that man khabib it's not he's. not it's like fighting lava it's like. fighting like it's almost like khabib is.

like one of those blankets you see on. the Internet where it's like oh you need. this heavy this heavy blanket oh you. can't sleep here here's this heavy. blanket for a hundred and forty dollars. you can get this 30 pound blanket they. said I don't like it that is a trap that. is a trap dude somebody right now people. are like oh yeah they've been they got. the new blanket and they've been asleep. for a month yeah the baby's been resting.

for two weeks the baby can't get out the. bed because he's under a dang 30 pound. blanket and that's I just felt like I. don't know man let's let's take a couple. of calls about it some people came in. and you guys know that we're cheering. for dust in the diamond Poirier and he's. that rare element I mean he should be on. the periodic table. and I think one day he maybe let's get. into a couple of calls that came in on. the hotline as always the hotline is.

nine eight five six six four nine five. zero three gang gang what up Co I'm just. sitting here heartbroken I wonder how. you're feeling right now Dustin Poirier. just took that loss. what do you feeling there's no man from. doubt man and I'll tell you this we got. so many calls expressed and uh just. people sharing their moods during the. fight and what was going on what my.

thoughts uh I mean the fight itself I. thought you look first of all I don't. know anything about fighting okay I'm. not gonna pretend like I do I don't know. you know I think Dustin is a very neat. person and I think he's very dynamic as. a human and so I want to see him do well. at whatever he's doing you know like my. investment personally is in him as a.

human he happens to be a fighter he's. any any great fighter I just think you. know like khabib or khabib or however is. uh he's like kind of like I'm to me it's. not fight it would be neat if they had. to be on their feet for half the round. and they could then the rest there's. only a certain amount of time they could. be on the ground now I'm not in and I.

told Brendan Schaub that and he goes. well that's not the sport and and that. you may be right but for me as a viewer. I'd like to see a little bit cuz I want. to see both of them be able to do some. of the stuff that I really you know that. I like to watch them do I like to I like. to see the action at different levels so. you know that should kind of bum me out. cause Covey V is [ __ ] boring the [ __ ]. is boring dude it's like watching. somebody lose their house to some lava. takes you know 19 minutes or whatever.

and it's [ __ ] boring so yeah go watch. lava do get on the internet they got a. bunch of lava. flows did I used to watch float man you. could you could be on a three-hour. youtube of a flow bruh and it finally. [ __ ] kills a sapling outside of Kauai. and you're like oh [ __ ] man. it was three hours of my life thankfully. I had a little bit of cocaine you feel. me boy. [Laughter].

that'll make the lava speed up a little. bit but that it was like yeah it was. like watching some I mean it just I. don't know and no disrespect that guy's. great it at what he does just to me it's. [ __ ] boring to me is boring you know. I'm gonna do you know I watch what I. watch you know and I like to consume. things how I likened to me this [ __ ] was. boring and I just you know I was just. bummed man I mean I was really bummed.

out and there's people you know at the. bar yelling [ __ ] and and uhm and I. watched it with Nick and Jionni. you know the premature and the twink man. that you know our crew we watched it. together as a team and and we were I. mean the first the the venue looked like. a like a damn no air conditioning you're. like where are these guys in a tent out. back and I'm not saying that they just. when I was watching the on the on the.

fight pass they got this couch from it. you can buy and you get that you know. special deal on the internet and you can. watch it and it looked like they were in. a damn FEMA tent or something out back. so but hey you supposed to you know they. can fight wherever it's just the the the. live stream or whatever they had was. going was it was vit was very boring the. atmosphere seemed kind of mild and what.

else but yeah I mean I was definitely. bummed I was bummed for always bumper. him you know I wanted him to be able to. win I know how much he really wanted to. win and it was very evident when you. watch his you know his interviews. afterwards and stuff and. and let's get a little bit we got this. call I'll share a little bit more on my. thoughts we got this call that came in a. perspective from the arena here we go. hey field what's going on this is ally.

and Dubai. hey Ally thank you for calling man and. uh you know and thank you guys for. hosting that event it seemed like and. even Dustin said it was just an amazing. event and if you watch on um on Dustin's. story on his Instagram story they have. the dudes eatin gold meat and they're. doing all kind of crazy stuff over there. so really seeing his experience over. there is is pretty cool just to see a. guy from just a small place in Louisiana.

to get to go on that adventure that's a. small victory right there let's hear. more Ali I just thought I'd call in and. give you some perspective on how things. went inside the arena last night since. you weren't able to make it yeah it was. hot in there that's the first thing and. there was about a hundred thousand. Russians in the arena Wow and dude if I. see two Russians at a gas station I'm. driving off usually because those guys.

do don't drink dude they'll sit there to. put don't have look they'll be mixing. use they use diesel as a mixer so you'll. see a guy with our orange juice and uh. you know in 96 petrol you know their. diesel enough you'll see a guy at the. Exxon [ __ ] Mick making a picture of. mixed drinks those are some there's some. tough guys let's hear more that's out. like so the boy Dustin was definitely. some hostile territory and they were.

amped up all night every fight seemed. like I had a Russian guy in it just. different sizes you know one guy's like. 300 pounds one guy's like a hundred. pounds but they all look kind of the. same yeah I felt like they kept taking. one guy in the back and then pulling a. hair you know stuff and Fanning him or. pulling air on him or putting muscle in. him or just like they were back there. Frankenstein you know they got a table. they got 19 things they got a beard. sideburns no beard you know more fat. more muscle here's some sternum. boom boom boom send him back out same. guy more and the crowd was getting amped.

up. there was about three more fights just. in our section so it's a crazy. environment and obviously you didn't get. the result you wanted but I just thought. it you don't give you a perspective from. in there he definitely you know he. didn't win the fight but he definitely. won a lot of people over and he's got a. lot of respect from the people in the. crowd and I think people all over the. world now know who he is and what he. stands for. and that's something that he can take. with him for the rest of his life you. know the mighty championship belts come. and go but that respect he had and you.

know kind of putting Louisiana on the. map too he can hold his head high for. that so anyway all right Thank You Ellie. I really appreciate that you know I love. that on the ground that just that lie. you know Thank You bruh that's really. kind of you to share what that. experience was like from there you know. really you know and and and and just the. fact that yeah you're right he can hold. his head up high that's something that. yeah like uh.

I was bummed that you know I was. definitely upset that he came in second. place I don't see how anybody beats. khabib it's kind of like when Michael. Jordan played you just but still it just. because you didn't beat Michael Jordan. doesn't mean you're not Dominique. Wilkins you know I mean Dustin is still. beat ever he's if it's anybody else if. it's any other time existence in the. universe you know he's a he got half the.

belt you know he got the belt when it. wasn't available it could be he was he's. he's the pinnacle there's just there's. this other pinnacle that's floating off. in the distance that that's its own it's. on its own frequency and that is uh and. that's Kebede but I uh yeah I think. something about Dustin is I feel like he.

- he pie doesn't even realize and he may. man this is I'm probably I don't know. from being judgmental here or or hopeful. I feel like over his tenure as run you. know especially in the past year that. through through fighting and through UFC. he has shown who he is as a person and a. lot a lot of people even if they have a. great vehicle in their life that allows.

them to achieve dreams our goals. aspirations rarely does also who they. are which is the bigger victory of them. being just a just uh you know a good. person of them fighting the good fight I. mean that's what his foundation is. called but yeah fighting the good fight. I think a lot of people realized oh I'm. a fan of this guy because of who he is.

yes he's a fighter but but he's I think. he's like a hero to a lot of people and. I know it's a kind of a wild word but. yeah I mean I guess he's definitely an. inspiration and so I think yeah it's. like I just hope that he sees I think. that he kind of transcended the sport a. little bit in the sense that he has. gotten that people see him as a as a.

communicator and as a interpreter for. good in the world and that you know uh I. don't know I just you know some few. athletes get to do that few people in. their in their genres of entertainment. or of competition get to do that where. you also see their heart you see who. they are and then that becomes like I.

could see Dustin being a mayor or a. governor even like I think he just has. this you know he has this relentless. drive that is going to bring him success. in anything he does but I just you know. you know I don't know Here I am pie like. [ __ ] they sound like I don't even know. you know I just think he's and he's such. an inspiration to a lot of people and. yeah he'll have the head. the belly he'll have the belt you know.

he might get different belts but I think. he's in this bigger competition I think. where people see oh that guy you know a. lot of Fighters they come and go but. this guy can stay forever if he wants to. as a leader of people and and I just. hope he sees that I hope he sees but I. hope you I hope he sees what we can all. see that he's in this bigger competition. of of inspiring people that and of kind.

of like of competing on a higher level. of a human level that I think that we. all want to be in the ring you know we. all want to be in that ring enough that. makes sense but anyhow man but thanks. for that man that's really nice you. descend in that perspective and just to. have us to get an idea of what it was. like in there yeah I can't imagine being.

in there but I thought it was great man. I was fun and watch him get out there. and perform it was fun to watch him to. me it all seemed like a performance too. but it was very fun to see the. excitement in there and people just you. know all the crazy beards and everybody. looking like they got pubic hair on them. everybody's cheeks looked like a set of. nuts up in there and they got a damn you. know everybody's wrapped up in the. turbans. what were the concessions like that's. what I would love to know that what the.

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think Dustin Poirier fights uh you know. when I was dealing I've said this before. I think but I couldn't you know I never. I was afraid to defend myself nobody. taught me how to defend myself and my. brother you know who is uh I mean he's. real he's really a lighthouse in my life. now but but we didn't have any you know. we couldn't we didn't have that we. didn't have the ability to defend. ourselves we didn't even have the. confidence to defend to try and defend. ourselves you know and we grew up in a.

place and was a little scary and um and. it made things tough but the thing that. gets me I think that I feel like Dustin. Poirier fought fights for people that. can't fight for themselves you know I. feel like he's part of this bigger fight. and that's the thing that I see about. him that um you know that I hope he that. he can read that he. recognises about himself you know he's.

inspirational he loves his family he's. connected you know to a higher power and. uh and he's just he's fighting the good. fight. you know he's fighting the good fight. and um and in today's environment. especially with athletes you know you. see these other guys egomaniacs and they. don't want to do this and they don't. want to do that and dustin takes they. sent him out there to the desert man. what are they you know and he took it.

like a man who said I'll go that's what. that's you know that's net that's the. next part of my life that's the next. moment and I think if he chooses to. continue I think he'll have many more. opportunities but I you know and uh and. I hope you will I'd love to see him up a. couple more fellows ass out there but. I'm a fan for life man I'm a fan look if. that dude decided to run for mayor if he. decided to be hell if he decided to do a.

cooking show or if he just decided to. start a damn pressure washing business. I'm in I'm in dude I bought in you know. I ain't got no jewelry bruh but you know. I let a little bit of money on the. diamond but I'll invest in a diamond. right there but thank you guys for those. calls man as always the hotline nine. eight five six six four nine five zero.

three you know oh some tour dates are. coming back on the books and I don't. know what those are those are some of. the october dates and I will announce. those on social media this week so. that's that's cool. I appreciate you guys's patience with. that and some of them may be the exact. date that was already there so they. won't change so scheduling sometimes you. know things happen this and that and. that's where we are all right let's get.

into a little bit more of this episode. here you know and there's ambulances you. could I bet they're circling the block. right now because I'm looking fresh. today you ever get that vibe you leaving. out the house some days this happens to. me I'll probably once every maybe 2 or 3. weeks. I'll leave the house and I'm like damn. look out ladies. cuz they got a real beautiful [ __ ].

hitting the streets today you know and. I'll go right up and say hey hey madam. I'll say something right to a girl then. oh hey you know hey barb what's uh how. are you tonight you know what uh oh you. just have you been waiting for the bus. I'll say anything to a lady Oh what's up. Suzette oh dang huh. looks like you might have to tits under. your shirt I'll do that I'll be that.

frisky biscuit baby you feel meets. breads breads breads breads baby cam mmm. that here's the call that came in right. here gang hey Co this is Dalton in Texas. and yet a gentleman call in studies a. machinist in the gunsmithing. he was going through some pretty hard. stuff but literally I was just watching. him in my truck I stopped the video just. so I could called I'm calling because. I've been there. ya don't appreciate that call man yeah. let's uh yeah he just called in last.

week and he was a gunsmith yeah you've. been there homeward so you didn't leave. your name he left a message but talking. to you man you're uh you're gonna figure. it out that's that's what that's the. cool part is that none of this lasts. forever and you know something I always. tell my wife there's this excerpt from. the movie the Martian as cheesy as it is. but at the very end Matt Damon tells. this class or future astronauts he says. when you experience something and and.

you have one problem you basically just. have to start put one problems on you. and you start and then you go on to the. next problem. going to the next problem and eventually. if you solve all your problems you get. to come home and it's just cheesy as it. is I try to apply that to everything. because like Theo says if you don't. start taking action if you don't start. putting one step in front of the other. nothing's going to come to fruition. and that's that's the shitty part man if. you just sit there and you start beating. yourself up about all this stuff but you. don't start stepping it won't get better.

I think everybody I think everybody. believes in you man so uh good luck we. know you'll figure it out brother thank. you oh you bet man thank you that yeah I. think that's that's perfect suggestion. for that young man yeah you just have to. take action you know it's a man it's. hard sometimes isn't it it's hard to get. that get that gumption to function you. know it's hard when it feels like Oh or.

when you're surprised oh this is what. life served me man I didn't expect this. I didn't expect this but it's hard. sometimes it's hard man but thank you. that's nice you to think of that that of. that of that young fella and they give. that call and I'm gonna check in with. him to this week and see how he's doing. let's take another call that came in. here nine eight five six six four nine. five zero three onward hey big brother. how you doing dog I wanted to call in.

and say it's a moment of happiness to. happen in my life recently and it's the. little things that count it's kind of. ridiculous what it is the little things. that count man I've been having a pretty. shitty go at it after for a while now. having car troubles my wife got in an. accident going bad I only get my hours. on my job everything sucks and you know. my wife's you gotta go have some cheese. pulls and she's really worried about. that [ __ ] ingham she's getting the. molars that she's getting them teeth. pulled like a dad last Wow baby like a.

wolf my neighbor he's devil wolf and. we're young and that thing must have. grown probably 600 teeth do it every two. weeks they be over there pulling teeth. out of it god I probably had in my. bedroom I bet I had 40 teeth in a little. you know you know on a little low plate. in my room homework and she's having a. real bad day the other day and so I'm. thinking to myself you know the little. things matters so instead of eating a. piece of [ __ ] dinner that we got if I. took her out to a favorite fast-food.

place you know nothing fancy but like I. said little things and the thing that's. crazy is she loves the Wendy's name and. oh god I love Wendy's dude and my mother. and I used to go there sometime we'd be. out on the route and mom would pull over. there that Wendy's dude and god damn bro. I remember folding that they had that. foil there wrapping its foil also it's. got a little bit of metal on it I don't. know what it is aluminum or something. how you many of them and damn where I. remember just opening it and just that. warm hot [ __ ] just meaty bready.

baking heat it was sitting right there. looking at me brought that little law. junior bacon cheeseburger boy from Big. Dave Thomas bra god damn well salute. Dave Thomas boy respect him did I would. vote for Dave Thomas dude 6,000 times. dude if I had 6,000 different forms of. legal legal and different citizenship. documentation Oh word. it's a woman right next to his [ __ ].

sucks the order is always wrong dude but. yesterday we go through suggests that. for for for special hmm my god bruh. dude don't make me come out though y'all. come from behind the counter and spend. some time with your wife as well do it. I'll yank a couple molars out of her. mouth to make room for myself you feel. me do because this is sign and damn. romantic Albert you're supposed to get. them for chicken nuggets they let you. upgrade to the spicy chicken nuggets or. throw them s ends baby then spicy nugs.

and when I was young a nugget like you. you see like you saying it was a little. serving of chicken broth it was a little. you know a little [ __ ] sweet tender. [ __ ] serving of chicken here you go. boy that's a nugget because sometimes if. you were if you handed like cuz a nugget. was invented it used to be if you had a. chicken breast you try to give that to. somebody in class or something he's you. busted bro you hand in a big half pound. breast to somebody across the aisle to. school aisle you go on it you go on it.

office and you got [ __ ] you know you. got bird on your hands bro you got pole. on your palms papa. but you that's why how the Nugget came. out cuz in case somebody was hungry you. [ __ ] slipped on the Nugget they you. know if it was your little brother you. might [ __ ] spit on it and put it in. his [ __ ] little bottom. you know you hired a nugget and you. but you know writing his own that back. job baby in that but topics Bob let's. hear more which was awesome but then. when we get the bag what happens.

following this nugget dog we got five. [ __ ] Nuggets it was so awesome man. and it's just really you know kind of. let life saying hey it's gonna be good. brother so I just want to call and share. that surface at the top hope everything. feel free fire 10k game and wow man. that's cool man you out there yeah you. don't think anybody cares and then. battle mother effer mama not your baby.

mother nature handed you that frickin. that bone new baby that bonus nuggets. and you think you you and the wife you. got one for her one for me one for her. one for me and then she thinks y'all all. out you know. and she starts to worry again and just. starts thinking about being at home and. get more of her teeth pulled and just. having to grow more teeth and all the. extra milk she's gonna have to drink and. calcium and all of that and then BAM. [ __ ] it's [ __ ] Valentine's you feel.

me a el dia de los Corazon mamacita is. it el dia de los Valentina saying you. get the extra negita um surprise boil. come poquito the surprise knocking mom. god that's beautiful man thank you for.

sharing that that's the thing life has. some Sun on the life has that extra plan. for us we can't see my man he took that. do my mother would take me to Wendy's. Brian I remember this because McDonald's. they gave you the [ __ ] it was all this. and that it was yellow paper I didn't. you could kind of see through it you. couldn't look like it might have had. like a carbon or something in it but. dude when you got that Wendy's Burger. and it had a it looked like it was it.

from NASA member dad look like a little. astronaut. like who's in here [ __ ] Buzz Aldrin. that's what I'm saying. it was beautiful back then it was. beautiful. back then I'm gonna tell you this if you. like sex David if you like full sex and. some people look some people a lot of. times these days you tell your lady a. goalie in there I'll run in the room. real quick you know blaster baton scoot.

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of plastic wrap like big industrial. Somani [ __ ] up and dude we had a blast. you know we wrapped each other up so. much in that [ __ ] do we do we didn't see. my sister for probably about I bet. almost 40 hours the we SH we wrapped her. in there deep.

she couldn't even hear the phone ring. when people would call in the house. that's how far in she was she was in. there and we wrapped her in a rafter a. rafter and she was the L mean it was. hard as a damn golf ball you could you. could knock on it and she was she had a. good sense of humor she'd be in there. like coming I'll be right there and she. would probably three it was probably. three feet from you know we I mean it. was just fascinating so you just never.

know what's gonna be we know what's. right around the corner for yourself you. don't know that and I don't know it I. don't know [ __ ] but praise God brother. let's get this little uh let's get this. sound animal right here and let this. little bastard scurry through our. frickin lives hey Theo from thank you. for calling man from Virginia of a tear. in Virginia's second place in the Civil. War let's hear it hurricane coming.

through. think about natural disasters in general. and I know you've had some experience. with those but I was thinking that most. natural disasters kind of bring humans. and animals together can you kind of go. through the same experience we get you. know it puts us all on the same level oh. yeah full nature homeward except the. other day though I thought that. earthquakes and birds. you know like birds don't give a [ __ ]. about earthquakes well yeah if earth if.

something happens to the earth birds go. on where are they at somewhere else. Jupiter more and that was just kind of. bothering me so I know what your. thoughts are but touch base on that and. get that I like your attitude but we're. out there birds and earthquakes I'm not. shot Birds or sky animals so there's. only a couple animals that can do that.

kind of stuff and uh and that's birds so. I'm not surprised that they don't care. about earthquakes now fires they'll get. a little pissed bro because their eggs. will get grilled out and if you came. home and your whole family is suddenly. you know you know what is it called. overeasy then you might get upset you.

know if you come home and your whole. family just suddenly covered in a. hollandaise sauce and laying on pieces. of ham you might not feel great you know. what if you come home and your cousin's. over there and you know they got um. hollandaise on his back and he's laying. on a cut of uh hickory smoked I mean. that's how it is for birds if there's a. fire they get more activated because. fire cooks up their ordeal and what is.

that call when you have eggs and there's. on a ham and there's like a little. muffin what is that it's beautiful what. is that I love it when I'm at breakfast. I don't get that so. I don't get it a lot I don't get it that. often but every now and I look I read it. though when I see it on the menu I'll be. like mm I'd love to have it but but I'm. not gonna you know it seem like. something you get if you just want a.

prize or something oh you then you can. get that but if you're just kind of you. know not winning prizes and just kind of. live in life and just then you know I. feel like you don't get it. and so that's how that's kind of what I. do I get you know I don't get it but I. read it I look around I ask anybody else. if they're gonna get it too I say oh. you're gonna get it mom or you you know. because are you getting that or what boy. look at that beautiful tree and what is. it it's like a little they got a little. ham kind of medallion a little coupled.

aliens of pork right there and then they. got that they put an egg on it and god. damn that egg looks like a I mean it. looks like a damn little just a little. tit bra looks like a little protein. titty and they just set it right on. there and then they put a hollandaise on. that thing right I mean in that strong. Holland Oz to like somebody just took. Holland off of a you know like like. somebody just took Holland off of a. globe and just out right onto that. little stack you got going what is that.

let me google it real quick the thing is. a damn tasty header bra you put that. thing in your mouth and your [ __ ]. mouth turns into it damn it once more. bra your mouth will start to ovulate you. feel my cheeks Brian hey another angle. dropping I feel something drop into my. throat like damn what was that I'm. getting fallopian in here the [ __ ] has. got me activated you take one bite of. that my pH balance changes I smell like. I've been playing basketball dude that's.

how good that tree that breakfast treat. is I think I'm making put on it and it. looks like if you read on the menu like. oh who eats this maybe um someone who's. like a captain in a war or something or. somebody like a woman with like a big. hat you know where somebody that's. crying or something a lot let me see. eggs some sauce meat ham medallion. and it's on a bread sometime it's on a. biscuit or a little and you put it in.

like a cut of bread [ __ ] Jesus man. oh sorry that's on you put it on the on. bread egg sauce hammer down on bread. what is it. [ __ ] I misspelled sauce mmm oh this is. it I see a pattern right here what is. this [ __ ]. egg Benedict and that's who it is.

egg Benedict man Oh egg Benedict but. he's being nicer now you feel me because. everybody's about to enjoy it you know. Eggs Benedict but uh but it's about to. be you know something everybody can. handle right now. anyway let's get into a little bit more. episode here so that's what I feel about. those animals and the earth I guess here.

we go hey Theo was going on gang gang. gang gang brother thank you for calling. man you got a decent voice right there I. like hearing somebody's voice sometimes. cuz a voice is just a handshake that. [ __ ] you know that's in your ears. that's all that is bruh you got me a. tear dude I thought this the other day. my niece was saying what is male and I. said well male I said male you know I. said it's like if I said it's like a. flammable email that's what I told her.

and she goes okay but let's hear more. brother home bird listen not about me I. was just wanting to call to just expand. on the thing that you said about how. older people were more physically active. oh yeah we're talking about this last. week about maybe why I get stuck in my. brain sometimes is because my body is. more uh more sedentary more sedate more. calm so of course my brain of course my.

mind's gonna run my body ain't running. my mind well something's gonna move you. know I'm built for motion I'm built for. forward onward so if my body isn't being. active that my brain is just gonna run. all the time it really does make sense. let's hear more so that your mental. space yeah they'll have as many dental. problems as young people do now and I. think that's true I'll talk to my dad. a couple weeks ago and he was thought we. were talking about how I'm tired all the.

time and all the anxiety and stuff that. I have and you told me that it's because. I'm not physically active like he was. when he was growing up so I am gonna. make an attempt to start working out you. know get off that sugar loser you know. saying yeah man that sugar lizard that's. that easy temptation taking that first. thing let's get that and let's get it oh. that what is that a marshmallow let me. have it huh what is that a Sega Genesis. let me have it huh what is that a little. piece of a cotton candy I'll take that. you know what is it a little roller.

skate I'll take it shirt. easy easy easy a titty some ween or some. you know some wiser you know filming. getting the easy hits boy some. pornographer but to really to relax like. what do I really need right now I really. need to do something that's really gonna. benefit me long term all right and just.

trying to get healthy and get my mind. where it should be and I do I do agree. when I go like a week and workout I feel. a whole lot better so you know whoever's. here in this is uh eat healthy start. working out and your mind will heal. itself for the most part I mean there. are people out there with with. autoimmune issues and it's very severe. oh mentals they call them and they call. them mentals and some people yet they're. hitchhikers dude their brain is on the. side of the interstate forever they're.

never you could where you could tie a. million lassos around them and you'll. still never get them near you. you'll never get them near a decent idea. because they don't have it in them if. you crack them open you find [ __ ]. absolutely nothing right that's mentals. but there's a lot of people that have. different you know uh but there's a lot. of people that are capable. and we're capable man and you can do it. and you can do it man you're not going. to be out there you but yeah we got to. stay active minute just does help us it.

does help us man and that's the thing. that I see like a lot of times man I'll. say this like about um you know I think. inspiration where does that you know you. got a heaven some things that inspire. you to stay active but yeah we get. we-we're mind animals we're mind we've. turned into some real mind babies and. and I don't know if it's helping us that. much. that's automation you know we don't have. to do don't have to do as much even.

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going on oh I went and saw the movie. this movie called Once Upon a Time in. Hollywood and I left an hour and 40. minutes in I left out or now in 60 50 60. minutes I think maybe an hour and 65. minutes in or something I left out and I. didn't think it was it was just this. there wasn't there wasn't enough story.

for me there wasn't enough and maybe. something's wrong with me but I didn't. like it I thought it was a waste of time. I thought it was a waste of it was too. you know ambidextrous I thought I had. too many hands in the pudding. so you know one thing I thought was. interesting in it watching Brad Pitt. walk usually I haven't seen him walking. a while since I'd held that damn door. for him a few years ago actually on fox.

law but watching him walk ins you see. his giddyup he's got a little kind of a. hitch in his giddyup and I thought that. that was just interesting to see that. man walk around he looked a little older. than I remember him looking and that. made me a little sad kind of because. we're all you know we're falling apart. dude that's why maybe everybody maybe. Brad needs to get some fake tits he feel. me. mm-hmm you know I'm saying if you want. to be right get right and uh and what.

else did I like about it. Leonardo his character was okay it just. at some point I was definitely locked in. and then some points it was I don't know. because they were acting within acting. so it's like he's acting like two. different characters then you know he's. himself you know he's the character and. then he's the character when he's in the. scenes that the character he's. portraying is playing so I don't know.

that [ __ ] just lost me a little I like. some of the old costumes. I wish they'd honestly add a little bit. more sexual in it you know they had some. ladies I went to mind see you know even. a blur eat it I'm saying I don't know. I'll take a picture I'll take a. pixelated titty you know honestly and. maybe I'm just getting you know keyed up. because it's winter and and people you. know it's winter you start thinking. about sex really because you want to.

survive and if you don't survive you. want something to survive so you want to. seed out you want to see it out and get. a woman but you know bellied up so you. can something else can live actually. that's a question that came in here. patreon from cigars ah JH a Theo as we. approach fall do you feel like people's. moods change in anticipation for winter. I live in the Midwest and I can. definitely notice it curious of your.

perspective on the west coast. yeah I think it does I like it you know. we don't get it here here there's. nothing this there's no do we got our. advisory in our cars now that comes. through if you get if there's gonna be. wind I've got a wind advisory in. California yesterday do you know how. much wind there was that much dude no.

nothing literally I think two old women. had sneezed at the same time over in Van. Nuys and they call the wind advisory. people are nervous people are crying. somebody sue people are trying to sue. the clouds I mean it's just so we don't. get any weather in California so we. don't know but when I remember really. the joys of my time and being in places. where that where the fall comes in and.

autumn yeah that makes me feel nice to. walk outside and feel the bluster just. feel mother nature's it's like a cold. crisp breeze just sneak up your skirt. kind of touch your [ __ ] vulva little. you feel me or touch your nuts if you. have real small nuts and Mother Nature. thinks you have you know that you might. have a vagina there's something magical. about that about autumn about went you. know because autumn is winters little. dirty little sneaky little trampy little.

brother and he's you know just thought. and around is chewing gum and just. getting into anybody's car even if it's. not an uber just any strong man that's. driving around autumn will jump in the. backseat and just say Oh drive me oh. yeah I'm going I'll go somewhere where. you go and hey my name is Troy my name. is Tony you know my name is Ari my name. is I you know a wiedersehen baby so a. lot of men out there being wild and [ __ ].

what are we talking about dude what the. [ __ ] are we even talking about my [ __ ]. is give him wild Oh. anticipation for winter yes you see a. lot of people anticipating winter and I. wish the calendars were trickier a lot. of calendars. let you know immediately oh it's you. know oh yeah September winners coming. you know September October I wish they. had to you know they mixed it up you. know you're out at the beach you know. you got three nights at the beach but.

the third night is uh or the second. night is the second night is like um the. first of the next month and bam you. don't even know it you wake up in the. morning and they got [ __ ] 40 inches. of snow out there on top of your. sandcastle and little Benjamin's out. there [ __ ] boogie boardin in 60 feet. of frozen waves so that's I wish mother. nature had a little more trickery in her. bag but it could happen you never know. and that's the thing about mom I'm not. sure that [ __ ] is legit ah so that's.

how I feel about that. Marisa Bruno do you have any tattoos or. do you want any opinions on tattoos I. like tattoos I like a pale woman with. some tats on us what I like to see make. my dick real fancy make my dick feel. like thinking about something you know. or make my body erect get my you know. make my blood just started looking for.

the end of my wiener and that's how I. feel about tattoos man to make boy and. my nuts will get hard I'm at that age. where my nuts get hard as well still I'm. fired up dude when I was young if I got. erect my whole body. they couldn't even do anything I. couldn't move for probably four hours if. I got real hard and out everything man I. was hard as hell even my tongue yeah. when you young and you got that virality.

that erection boy all your blood trying. to get out of your body at once but. through places through unique areas bro. your butt your all your blood is just. cold a second in you know in your Weiner. skin my heavens that was a wild time. being young due to my nuts would get. erect and hard that you could you could. knock on my nuts bruh. and nobody would answer dude because. there's no that's not a door as nuts. babe. yeah and that's how my body was dude I.

you know I would get it all just so hard. but I would you know if I was getting. erect if I noticed it coming on I put. one of my hands up like this so I be at. least kind of hardened in like a waving. position dude they some I just get like. this they'd put me in the yard and birds. would land on me be like dang is he a. scarecrow Birds stopping by be like man. I know that boy's just feeling the fires.

of his loins and boys got a six along. fire near as down near his ass boy and. his nuts and and in his route but what. was the question. tattoos anyway uh all right let's take. another call I know we got a lot of. hands today man I'm grateful for it. you know grateful for it I got a. question for you which of my online. searches does the government have a.

right to know about do you think it's. how how long can this uncook bacons sit. in my frigerator do you think it's what. is the word discursion me or do you. think it's um. oh uh how deep are my the answer none of. the above if you have expressvpn. without express VPNs protection though. hackers government's ad companies and. ISPs all have full access to your data.

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social media. we're issue that recently just you know. happened to me recently you know it was. what a girl you know we were you know we. would like hanging out for you know. about like to Nast month you know I. thought he was going pretty good and. then all of a sudden that she liked. basically just cut me off you know. without any rhyme or reason and just you. know just left it okay so you guys.

everything was real tidy and then uh. suddenly everything was unkempt and she. just disappeared on you I hope she's. okay. I hope somebody you know that she's. gonna be okay wherever so you know. whatever's going on let's hear more. about this maybe some clues but in a way. it affected me so deeply that you know. it kind of inspired me to you know. relook like look at myself and you know. really started digging in deep and. understanding the things that I like to.

do so I've been like you know I'm going. deeper into my art and drawing and. painting and whatnot but I just want to. know like if have you ever had a woman. that even if she was in your life for so. it's like it's for such a short time or. just anybody have they affected you too. really just get make you get lost and to. do what you love to do and be a better.

version of yourself but stay up man get. in Gang Gang Gang bruh nope I've never. had that type of woman in my life where. when they left me that I decided to. delve into myself and get to know myself. about better what that's called is a. adult move brother that's what you're. doing right now you're doing adult moves. dude I remember some girl left me dude I. barely even [ __ ] knew her and I'm.

just next thing you know I'm you know I. hitchhiked over there to Charleston and. I'm petting a cat on a porch and you. know I just hope you know you know. hoping she lived there and she even. owned a cat somebody else's cat you know. but so I could have went to jail dude. and this was this is back when you know. that was a pretty decent crime now. that's nothing bro I mean now that's. [ __ ] flirtin these days but yeah dude. no I remember some girl I mean dude my.

life if a woman rejected me man that I. thought cared about me dude it hurt me. it hit me so hard when I was young did. it hit me so hard [ __ ] cuz I just you. know I didn't have the the you know they. just it um you know these these [ __ ]. boy know these a woman you know I just I. had never had a good connection with the.

woman out always I put women on such a. pedestal that uh then I think I couldn't. believe they were even communicating. with me so in one would and then would. stop or it was a girlfriend or something. have to be a girlfriend a girl I cared. about man it just there was nothing left.

to me you know it just reinforced all. these weird ideas or connections that I. had with women where I just you know I. think it went back to being a child and. just uh you know my brother touched on. it a little bit just that um you know. you have to find a way I guess to. connect with your children if possible. unless they're supposed to be killers or. something or serial killers but you know. in my I think I just didn't get that.

when I was young I didn't get that. connection so when I would match up with. a girl I I felt like she was a all my. affection for a a mother immediately. latched on to her once a girl loved me. or you know expressed that to me man I I. treated them like a mother and I didn't. do it on purpose you know I was still. doing with sex and doing tits and all of. that and doing that. you know when one girl do you know. masturbating me often in the water over. there but um you know over they're about.

to move about kind of over by the movie. theater but um but we talked about - oh. but yeah I had this motherly issue where. I would make him my mom and my heart. somewhere my heart would make a girl. that I just cared about my mom and so. when they left me it felt like like my. own mother was leaving me and so it just. hit me I was just shattered so no dude I. would [ __ ] lay in the back and do a. Newports brah I remember even putting. dark kind of stuff on my body wanting to.

be a black guy one time I was doing that. you know I just wanted to not be myself. I'm smoking Newports through my nose bro. like a [ __ ] straight dragon bro like. a Detroit dragon so I remember getting. into the dark arts and I mean [ __ ]. just letting Voldemort just just drive a. [ __ ] motorcycle up and down my. [ __ ] brain waves I would be broke.

dude I would be shattered dude this one. girl thought she knew French so I. [ __ ] learned a bunch of French and go. talk to her she don't know what the [ __ ]. I'm talking about so if you don't think. that I don't know what's going on. then you could be right so it's. everything you know it's everything. but um but yeah dude it's uh yeah that's.

oh I wasn't good at it so you hearing. you talk right now. makes me wish I was you man makes me. wish I had that foresight to see the. awareness to see the bigger picture that. you're getting a ticket some time to get. to know yourself bro let me give you. that they call me [ __ ] Bobby two. hands baby let me give you that round of. ap right there son and that's not adult. penis that's a plaus because you deserve.

it. um Wow I don't even know what we talked. about today but happy birthday anybody's. birthday's been or coming up you know I. think we have a lot of things to be. grateful for in our lives I mean I. really do and I'm glad that I'm feeling. that way today and I'm glad that I'm. able to feel that way because there's. times when I don't and it's hard it's. hard to feel comfortable in the world if. I'm not feeling any gratitude so yeah I.

don't know but I appreciate you guys. getting involved and paying attention. and being a part of uh of this past. weekend and and I'm grateful grateful. for you guys what else what else what. else we got it we did it we made it. through it. we're cruising you got a beautiful week. ahead of you. football's back you know they probably. maybe maybe a new girl gonna move into.

town this week you don't know. let's keep open for the opportunities. that could be out there waiting for us. you know we're probably good people you. know there's be it sometimes we're in a. tough moment where like I don't know if. this is the right thing what is gonna. what's gonna happen now I bet something. special is that's what I bet you know. what I'm gonna try to put my money on. that right now. that something special is gonna happen I. think it could I think it could let's.

get out of here on the horse that we. rode in on. and that is a bishop gun anything you. want. and you guys be good to yourselves out. there and uh and I'm gonna try it too. and we you know I bet if we look into. our lives we got something to be. grateful for you know we got a lot of. things and we're here this is our.

opportunity and I bet we're part of. something bigger that we can't even see. sometimes it's hard it's hard sometimes. to have that faith you know to just be. like oh man I don't know what is going. on right now and it doesn't feel right. and it doesn't and it's not what I. expected and man I'm going through some. of that in my life and and it's hard to. just say to the universe or say to your. higher power to say look I'm just gonna.

believe that this is what I'm just going. to accept what is I'm just gonna believe. that this is that the next curve is man. it's gonna head to a beautiful loaf you. know a little thoroughfare you feel me I. feel like we're all headed towards a. beautiful little thoroughfare so you. guys be good to yourself you deserve it.

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