Bobby Lee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #463

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Community he's an actor he's a podcast. host and he's an endangered species of a. man today's guest is uh is from the Far. East and we're happy to have him you. know him from Bad friends and tiger. belly today's guest is Mr Bobby. [Music]. Lee I'll sit and tell you my stories.

shine on. me and I will find a. [Applause]. song I got called me a Cher he did yeah. I what does that mean he goes it's half. two ercial slurs in one word man oh. that's is that crazy oh it's uncalled. for it's uncal for dude yeah and I'm.

like dude I'm no Trier to you dude yeah. that's crazy and you can say triger. because you are what do you mean how do. you can anybody I didn't say it dude. some white dude comes up to me go yo. what's up chiger and I go what he's like. yeah man two racial slurs in one I go. I'm not a chiger but Tiger Woods is you. know what I'm. saying dog what's. up oh man that's out of pocket it's so. hard to be racist these days because of. uh.

diversity diversity and intermingle what. do you mean what do you mean like it's. always been hard to be racist oh yeah no. yeah it's always been a hard thing dud. yeah yeah and it should be I don't think. yeah it should never be easy yeah it. should be easy but if you can do it good. for you. dude what the problem is there's no like. there's no way to win with racism. there's no there's no way to lose either. though that's that's the. thing you know I mean it's like well in. between kind of thing you.

know yeah you know what I'm saying I. don't know I don't know either man. sometimes I don't even know dude but you. just do it you know yeah dude I think. the racism that I think is kind of the. safest way if I've seen any to try and. do any. racism is I don't know if this is like. but you don't want people doing anything. dangerously that's the thing about. racism dude it's like for me it's like. if there's a you know a noose or they're. going to drag me in back of a truck you. know how they used to do that uhuh the.

least tie Asians in the back of a truck. and they just drive you know really yeah. give us a ride you know what I mean like. you're like uh like uh like your wake. skating or something yeah well it's like. a reverse Rick Shaw it's like the white. version of a Rick. Shaw you know but like if it's like if. Comics are being racist yeah amongst you. know we're amongst friends I I like it. but if it's if I don't know you dude I'm. at an airport and you're like what's up. it's like it's like I don't like. it all dud it breaks my heart dude.

breaks my heart dude the saddest thing I. think but also the thing that kind of. like if say like you're hanging out with. somebody right and you guys are. different ethnicities or whatever well. give me specifics because because. depending the of what kind of ethnicity. it depends on this how I would react. okay say you're hanging out with like a. Muslim. guy all right no okay well say. someone pass.

say somebody's hanging out with a Muslim. all right you know let's okay I'm. hanging out with a Muslim I I know a. couple so I'm hanging out with like fem. anoir okay yeah yeah yeah yeah right so. and somebody Drives By in a truck right. because it's always a truck I guess that. RAC trck and yells out uh get out the. street slim they call them Slims a lot. of times wait wait wait they call who. Slims Muslims no they don't yeah I've.

never you haven't are you Fu I feel like. you mix up dude n d I've never. heard anyone go what's up like after 91m. those Slims bro they never said that bro. people it's definitely been said that. has been you said it probably a thousand. times that's why and you heard yourself. say it and you're like oh that's a thing. I'm just saying I've never heard slim. bro all right so I'm I'm with Fe we're. walking down the street okay truck. drives by get out the street.

now here I think we would look honestly. I think we would look at each other and. go are you was they talking about me or. you know what I mean right or you. because we've never heard slim before. okay so we would both we both absorb it. understood yeah yeah but what I'm. thinking is the best way for any racism. to occur that and but it shouldn't occur. it should never occur right but if it. has to occur in the world the best. sometimes it has to right I know I don't. know is that what you're saying. sometimes it has to I don't look I don't. I think a little bit keeps thing it. keeps you know it keeps the engine.

running it keeps the engine yeah and. let's don't use the term engine okay all. right but what I'm saying is that I. think um you the best way for racism to. occur if it has to occur is if somebody. drives and yells it out of her because. then they're gone it's over it happens. it's a drive by racism yes yeah yeah. you're saying that's okay no I don't. think it's okay but I think it's the. safest way for it's the safest way to do. it yeah but then if they do a.

U-turn then we got a problem what's up. slim and I'm like oh that's they turn. around then we're running yeah yeah no. yeah yeah yeah and we don't even know me. and F we don't even know who they're. talking about but we're both going to. run just in case you know yeah I I you. know can I be honest with you man yeah. man you don't have a racist bone in your. body man I don't think. so I don't think so man yeah I I don't. think so either dude I can name a few.

Comics that may you know I mean they. kind of lean you know I want to name any. oh could I just get out this out of the. way bro yeah I I have some resentments. not toward you yeah but toward the. community okay I'm going to so anyway um. what happened well yesterday was my. birthday MH so over the weekend you know. we me me and bad friends we did some. shows we were in. um C uh one of them white Columbus one. of them places no we were in Pittsburgh. bro oh yeah.

yeah so we're doing a. show sorry it's Pittsburgh. boy and. from mom's gonna get your Playboy. subscription is that Pittsburgh New yeah. if you come down from there all right. all right anyway we're in Pittsburgh. we're doing a show Halford doing the. show it's my birthday right so then um. Andrew goes U yo dude happy birthday. Andrew Santino from Bad friends your. co-host.

I just making sure everybody knows who. you're talking about yeah man we didn't. say his name you said Andrew yeah but I. said anyway oh yeah Andrew stino okay. okay so then he goes um you know we have. happy birthday I got a birthday collage. of people sending in you know I mean. videos oh yeah and I want to say bro. thank you so much you sent in a video. dude thank you you're welcome a lot of. people did John Mayor did wow yeah not. the musician you know I know guy Nam. John who's a mayor at vict.

no the musician that was a bad joke but. John Mayer did right Whitney Cummings. right the little handsome dwarf he's in. the movies what's this came name uh the. handsome dwarf Adam Divine no way yeah. dude wow one of the best looking dwarfes. I've ever seen better than Peter. Dinklage oh yeah in not acting similar. but in terms of good-looking dude oh my. god dude Divine vers dlit dude that's a. show dude or movie or something yeah. it's like Alien versus. Predator it'll be that kind of movie. don't you think I wonder how much.

Dinklage he's got on. him that's got to be an old people say. that all the time yeah so then who else. a bunch of people sent in videos Man. except and then afterwards I I looked at. Andrew and go who didn't send one you. know me cuz he requested a lot M I don't. want to call anybody out man but there's. a couple that I don't want to say their. names but really broke my heart man let. they got requests wow and they never. sent one can I guess who someone could I. can give you some hints okay one hint.

yeah one of the guys imagine finding a. dead body MH in a lake but it's been. there for a month and it's bloated oh. yeah it will be bloated yeah some of the. jewelry too will be like yeah yeah yeah. so that's one of them okay the other one. used to look like that what Bert I'm not. going to answer that man okay the other. guy is friends with the dead body guy. who used to look like that but doesn't.

and he claims he's hispanic but you. don't see no Hispanic blood Bloodlines. in his face you know what I mean yeah. yeah yeah he's like you know. definitely never said that okay sorry. never said that neither neither okay but. those are a couple of guys man that like. I thought they were like my boys dude. and they betrayed me a little bit like. you know you sent a video was long you. there were some people that I don't even. know that well that sent a video yeah. you know mhm and and you know they just.

goes to show you who your friends are. man a in this business you seem like. Stevie right now you seem like your. brother this what my brother does yeah. yeah when he say stuff yeah but you know. when we get emotional we do this dude. yeah yeah you I mean so it's like you. you think that like they're your you. know you know those two guys you know. what they're like man you know what. they're like in a war dude oh like you. do you ever see Forest gum yeah. remember the guy who's the guy that lost. his arms and stuff oh oh uh no not Dan.

not Dan Dan Benedict Aral not Benedict. AR no I'm not even talking about. remember when who who was he saving when. like um forest was running and in the. Vietnam arm he was grab he went to go. save somebody's life was that him or bu. it was bub was the black guy Bubba Bubba. anyway that's a terrible analogy but. these two guys would not run back from. me in a war I feel like if you were I in. a war mhm let's just make up a war like.

okay the war of Serbian Mar m what's it. called mon but Wars are going to be. sponsored probably by different so it. would be like the like like. Amazon war of 2027 or something right. and they're oh you know what dude Amazon. versus the eskimos that's never been. done there's not a lot of Eskimos there. I know but still if it's cold dude they. might win yeah I don't know if it's an. icy environment dude like Hoth like. versus like who Amazon truck drivers or.

something yeah yeah dude Amazon truck. drivers versus Eskimos I mean that could. be a good War yeah anyway you and I are. cut up in it oh yeah right my legs are. gone oh right I feel like you would go I. think you come back for me dude yeah I. put you on my um on my back you know. what you me on your back like a backpack. a backpack yeah backpack and hey this is. my friend bub. yeah yeah yeah what I would do with you. do I would put tie a rope to your neck.

but not to hang you but I would drag you. what it sounds I know but all you have. to do is put your hands where where the. Rope is so you can get some oxygen oh. yeah it sounds comfortable yeah yeah. yeah so and I would drag you out my. point is terrible analogies but my point. is these two fools probably wouldn't. even save me man wow so it really hurt. your feelings a little bit wouldn't it. hurt yours well I think that if if. Andrew asked everybody I don't know who. he asked you know and did a lot of uh. were most of the did your did anybody.

else make a video like did a lot of your. other comedian friends make them or I'm. going to tell tell Bobby Kelly MH I know. him okay right he's from New York I've. known him for a very long time him and I. have rekindled our relationships I. really love the guy but Bobby Kelly he's. s in one right my brother obviously Kila. obviously and then who else said Whitney. Adam John Mayor um you a bunch of.

fools yeah but you know they they were. just not in it you know anyway would you. you so you wouldn't be sensitive about. it yeah I think well it depends like on. who they asked and what was going on if. these people were if they've been ill if. they've been in a hospital if they've. been oh okay going through like a family. thing I don't remember how long ago. Andrew asked me for it I think it was. just a few days ago yeah that's what he. told me and he goes Theo responded so. quickly and that's. why thanks dude no don't cry brother you.

know. brother don't cry that really hit me. because I'm so I was laying on the stage. yeah like this watching the video and I. got emotional but then of course I asked. but anyway let's move on from it but you. know it's out of pocket dude it's out of. pocket god dude and do you feel like. you're gonna pay how do you pay that. back to are you going to hold a grudge. because it sounds like you have. resentment yeah I do I deep one and. guess what what I'm not going to. with those guys for a while wow maybe at. least a month. m one month huh yeah d one month off the.

bbby Le yeah bbby Le because you never. been you've never been in the outs with. me bro well oh yeah yeah you have. you have I forgot I didn't know on. the outs about no I think after you and. your girlfriend broke up I think there. was a moment where you thought I was. going to try to make a move I. think and I remember you being a little. bit strange to me I'll tell you what I. think out of all the comics that would. have made a mood that you had the better. chance the best chance to get in maybe.

that's what it was thank you I saw and I. did not make a move you would never make. a move not a chance brother I could name. you who. did I'm not kiding dude oh dude there. was let me guess were they B wait are. they black or white. no white white the whites do that. dude the blacks don't do that M they. don't they're loyal bro yeah you know. what I mean I don't know a crypt would. never shoot another Crypt you don't. think I by accident maybe dude you know.

a lot of like Bloods they all they they. take CW and make them start with b you. know that what do you mean there like uh. what do you mean like we had YG in and. he was talking about uh sexy red and. he's like sexy red going bra so they say. instead of crazy they say bra starts. with a B wow like they say I move into. bmpt like they won't say yeah I love. that Island batalina yeah they say yeah. that's pretty cool they put a b in front. of anything you know so they call hey.

man you like my. bats oh yeah you want call Pet my bat. yeah but then what would they when they. if they actually had a bat what would. they call that a uh I don't see a. brother with a. bat yeah I've never seen a brother with. a bat I don't you talking about count. blackula dog I don't think we're having. that dude yeah I've never seen that. before Brothers don't with a lot of. like that like bats. reptiles You Don't See brother with. lizard or spider dude yeah you.

know I yo man my tarantula man I've. never seen that before yeah now you'll. see at Halloween a brother will leave. his ween R and put a fake spider on it. you know right right right and I don't. want to be racist but I shouldn't even. said that yeah but I've never seen a. brother with a cat either though is that. true yeah have you I don't think so I've. never seen it oh damn me need that yeah. yeah like you see like old photos of. like yeah of like Marlon Brando was a.

huge cat dude mhm Abraham Lincoln how. many cats did AB Lincoln have let's look. it up yeah yeah but check it out dude. and you think he freed black people you. think one of them would stop by and pick. up a. cat yeah yeah yeah I've never even seen. like but you've never seen Sydney punier. right with like a cat dropped drapped. around his shoulder but maybe if you. Google it I've never Googled it maybe. that's true yeah you never seen him just. petting a tabby in the sun you. know yeah yeah but he dude if they have. an article then they you.

with him D yeah he was fond of dumb. animals especially cats it says are you. serious left his dog at home in. Springfield when he went to the White. House and then had cats was given. unexpected gift of two kittens from. Secretary of State William Seward wow. wow a man giving another man two kittens. is hell it's it's like suck my dick. right right that was the. 1800s give me a be homie you know why. don't you go why don't you duck below. that Mason dick brother up a.

weird if I gave you a kitten dude I mean. what would you do why don't you. emancipate these nuts you know yeah. that's what's going on uh but that's. wild yeah you don't see and bring up. Brothers with cats man maybe I'm wrong. though and I and I I you know I've just. never seen it or Google my black friend. with his. cat because you want real images I don't. want stock footage yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yo dude all they show is black hats. yeah and black hat that's oh there's a. brother with a tabby.

where right there that's a kid though. that's oh yeah there we go oh there we. go there we go one. kid yeah yeah wow yeah listen listen I. you know I true I don't want to I don't. want to make assumptions so that's crazy. that I would even say that I just. something I've never seen you know what. I mean bro it's America man it's okay to. look at things and see things you see. right you know what I mean um yeah dude. I I would never have have uh tried to.

slide in your ex are are you guys are. you still living with your ex-girlfriend. no she moved out no yeah I did a no she. she moved a couple of blocks away was it. sad when she moved out kind. of yeah because it's the house is so. dirty. now really when you're living with a. girl yeah your house is clean it's like. its own filter like filtering system. yeah like oysters have that right right. right right but now it's like this cat.

vomit all over the place and the other. day they found. maggots yeah dude nuh yeah how many of. them one maggot no they found hundreds. oh it you know what it was it was like. what I do you know what I've been doing. this is so sad I know it is but. they you know when the girls lived up. because I had Jewels live there too when. the girls lived there you know we would. put out the cat food wet food and after. the cats were done they would wash it me. I just leave out more bowls of cat food. right and then all of a sudden Jules was.

cleaning my house and then she was like. she saw one of the and they had been. there for a month and there was just. bagots in it oh yeah so um that's the. sad part but it's so you know you know. in the beginning it's lonely it really. is cuz when you're living with somebody. for 10 years wow and then all the life. is sucked out of the house she took the. dogs too uh-uh yeah so like the first. couple of months it was like you'd wake. up it was silent you know what I mean it. was just silent in my house house it it. was like I don't know how I made it.

through it man I was really sad about it. but then like as then I started bringing. girls over and then eating the vagines. man oh wow down there huh hello I'll. take the specs off for. that yeah hey I mean you start hooking. up right cuz I you know I haven't done. that for a long time but that's kind of. sad though isn't it like there's so it. gets kind of sad just some gal comes. over and you you know and you hook up. and then she did she now are these women. are these women sleeping overnight or. these women going home one of them spent.

the night oo it was okay so there's one. girl that I was seeing and I this is. maybe seven months ago and I was like oh. this is I like this girl a lot and then. out of the blue she goes I met someone. younger bye no and then I I looked him. up dude younger than an Asian I know it. was a baby oh yes she's dating a baby. yeah he's eight months old yeah yeah no. um this dude it hurt my feelings do this. dude look like Brandon Lee bro who's.

Brandon Lee I don't know man dang no he. was Bruce Lee's son Bruce Lee's son the. crow he died oh yeah he died the one. that got shot I remember that yeah he. was the first one to do that you know. what I mean oh wow he was handsome. handsome dude this dude was he look this. her so she goes I met someone younger I. looked him but that's what he looks like. oh man and then you see photos of them. like at pool parties and he's ripped no.

yeah so I was like ah you're more. together than you know your body styl I. wouldn't say I wouldn't use the term. ripped. probably yeah I mean but what else about. him no but no what I'm saying though. dude is and just just say that I'm fat I. don't think you're fat at. all I think you but I'm the opposite of. ripped I wouldn't see yeah I would say. you're I wouldn't say ripped I would say.

you're ripe conjoined oh conjoined yeah. or join I would say you're there's two. people in one. body like a Sim twin thing I think we. could carve one off of you. probably that's me it is we can carve a. little yeah I gain some way dude can I. be honest with you though dude yeah I. Haven seen you in a while you gain a. little bit too dude yeah you know what I. mean and you got a weird tan huh I do a. little bit you're healthy you look. healthy thank you anyway. so she started she goes I met somebody.

and it broke my heart and then I'm like. but. now I I met somebody you. did yeah man what what's up dog where at. you met her online in here dude no you. met her in the DMS remember when I saw. you in that movie you were just swiping. people were sending you Wingers and uh. breasts and everything oh was you to. that movie yeah no but I met this girl. after that okay yeah I met this girl I. don't want cuz it's new but it's like um. she's the first that I kind of want I'm. like I kind of like I like her you know.

except from the girl that betrayed me. with the Brandon Lee you know what I. mean but um yeah I like this new one you. know she's uh yeah she's something wh. you know what dude bro let me be honest. with you yeah I I I oh man. I love wholesome you do yeah I love. church goinging when they make sweaters. what do you call that um when they do. knitting uh no crochet crochet crochet. whatever you know what I mean I like it.

when they they're like oh I've never. seen Good Fellas yeah right you can show. them that they blows her mind yeah girls. yeah never seen The Departed you know. yeah yeah yeah yeah or it's like they. only this girl that I'm seeing she only. likes um Taylor Swift oh yeah you know. what I mean so then you can open her. mind up to like good music too you know. yeah yeah you mean like this is good. music right here you mean The Clash or. whatever but I like wholesome dude she. goes to church wow twice every Sunday.

really yeah what um ethnicity like what. church ethnicity is. she what do you mean like what uh I've. never heard church ethnicity you know uh. denomination. sorry oh I see I don't know the one with. the cross oh yeah yeah yeah it has to do. with the cross it has nothing to do with. other things you know an alien or. whatever Protestant yeah yeah yeah it's. it's one of those mega churches so it's. like one of those born again you know.

how they do the Harvest Crusade yeah in. like a huge. Stadium Jesus yeah is a future I don't. know how loveing loveing good Jesus. touch my tits that's the one I'm from oh. really they have that in Oklahoma or. whatever Lord is in my skirt yeah that's. a good shirt yeah I want to go crazy. dude I saw a guy the other day a gay guy. had a shirt on it said Jesus uh oh it's. said God is my girlfriend on it and I.

was like that's insane that's insane. that's sexual dude I know it's a lot. yeah that's a lot dude yeah do. Christians they get real gay with Christ. huh well I think anything the mo the the. at the everything the if you get too. much are these dicks touching no it's. too much love if you get too much love. going there's yeah something gay has to. happen like you listen to the lyrics. like you're the love of my life all I I. Need is You Jesus Jesus it's like you're.

you're hitting on G it's just weird or. Jesus Las. Vegas yeah and they're like trying to. get people to go to Vegas Vegas yeah. it's weird yeah talking we just got to. church man I don't even know it Jesus. loves you yes I know for the Bible tells. you so that's a classic that's like free. bird before Christian yeah you hear me. it's a classic well to say you're not. gay if you love Jesus and you're a.

man what because you there's a part of. you that's loving another man right. right there is a gay vibe there well. there's just a it's impossible to be you. have to be at least whatever tithing 10%. gay to even do uh Christianity it. appears like right right right right I. get you yeah yeah and it's also can I. just say another thing about it yeah. they talk about like I read I was. listening to some lyrics of a Christian. song and and they said um Jesus hold me.

in your arms forever. mhm Jesus has arms. yeah I mean you think about it yeah like. he's just up there as a human form yeah. he's yoked yeah does he shake your hand. when you go to welcome sir you know I. mean you would think that because. there's probably millions of planets out. there with intelligent life and they. probably don't look like us so if Jesus. is well there's a Jesus right there yeah. I'm not saying Jesus on planet Earth yes. when he was on planet Earth he had arms.

he wasn't a leper right guy you're. talking about in heaven I don't think. Jesus has arms in. heaven yeah but he might he might I mean. he got them reachers on in my bed I got. I bet he got some warm arms too you. think so yeah Jesus. yeah sometimes you can feel Jesus and. like sometimes I feel like Jesus is. around or the the the love of you know. when you feel like in love with. something or whatever um all right.

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dude like we just been rambling the. yeah let's let's get I sent a uh. speaking of ladies I sent a DM to El. Chapo's wife dude when she just got out. of jail bring her up please Zachary. really. yeah I sent a DM to her just saying. what's up there she is right there I. think you can do better. dude you think that you think so yeah. dude then Emma coronell yeah dude sh. plus there's like your life wouldn't I.

think your life would be in danger if. you El Chapa yeah but don't your life. your life would be in danger yeah dude. but it would be exciting imagine waking. up every. day and you don't know what's going to. happen my friend yeah yeah and also like. you're sober guy yeah but I could handle. it I would just she' be around with a. lot of coke no no maybe I don't know she. could do the coke I'll watch in the back. yeah she's kind of cute there yeah I'll. just knit in the back or something you.

know yeah yeah she's pretty C you've. never dat I've never seen you with a. Mexican mm I would do it man I think you. don't I I think a lot of I don't get hit. on by a lot of Mexicans but I did I dm'd. uh I dm'd El Cha's that her she just got. out of prison my friend was showing me a. picture of her he's like she's cute I. was like I'm a slide man so I wasn't. going to bring this up but we'll see. what. happens you ever dm' a. I have a resentment towards you I just.

realized yes sir what is it about you. think and this is not a lie I swear to. God I swear to God on my life okay I'm. believe so you you know it's real right. I don't know but yeah I'm listening what. do you. mean yeah okay okay whatever yeah three. three times. okay on hinge when I was on it mhm and. two times on Rya mhm I matched with a.

girl and in the direct message they said. yo I don't want to hurt your feelings. but um I'm not really I didn't match. with you because I want to hook I I want. to hook up with Theo can you set me up. damn and. bro you didn't set me. up how hard would that have been I made. that birthday video for. you you know what I'm saying bro dude oh. never looked at it that way yeah.

how hard you think so how hard would it. have been when you know your boys out. here looking for love oh my bad. okay looking in the Lords lost and found. out here Los Angel you so you just tell. me like I was selfish about it huh yeah. yeah so I could have been like yo I know. you were you're so hot and I was excited. when you matched with me yeah cuz I. thought you liked you know I mean the. way I looked and my comedy but you know. you think I'm disgusting but yeah here's. my boy's number cuz I just talked to him.

and he wants to link up you think that. should have happened I think it would. have been the move I think because. here's what I'm saying they say that if. you give it you give it away you know. you give it away the more people you. give it away to the more it comes back. you know what dude maybe you're right. you know I looked at it in a selfish way. then but you have to admit dude that. that hurts your feeling would that hurt. your feelings I think it probably at. some point in my life it would have now. I don't think it would have I've had. I've had buddies steal a girl that I. liked and I I think it yeah May me mad.

but then I think like well if they're. together then I'm not supposed to be. with that girl oh dude you know you're. looking at in a spiritual way dude like. everything happens for a reason I think. you are dude I also put n in a girl's. shampoo one time who broke up with me. when I was in college so mean you know. times change yeah yeah yeah yeah I get. it I get it so yeah I mean so I guess. those ladies I because I've been I've. been scolding them online you know on. podcast and go hey lady if you whoever. you are you you you and all. that stuff damn really yeah d i I get.

resentful dude you have a lot of. resentment towards women do you think. honestly or. no here's what I'm resentful about dude. girls I you I hit there were girls that. back in the day like I'm talking about. 20 years ago I hit on like now but now. they want to link up yeah you know what. I mean now they want to now they want to. link up now now that you're the top. dumpling they want to get in the. sauce huh yeah I'm one of the top I mean. in terms of dumplings dude yeah I'm in. the bowl yeah oh yeah you know I mean I. mean I made it the B dude there's like. eight dumplings in there you know now.

that you're the big now that you're the. boss Bond me they want to they want to. get a bite out of here yeah yeah but. it's like now they're like you know. wanting to but it's like you yeah. you know what I mean but it's like well. I have yeah you know what dude and. what's great about being how old are you. me I'm 43 you're great dude I'm 52 now. dude you just turned 52 yeah I'm tell. thanks man I'll tell brought that bug we. thought I saw a. bug that's not from your apartment is. that some the things that you have in. there is it no you think don't leave.

those in here man we just got this new. place I didn't bring that I'm going to. say you just told me you your place got. shut down I didn't bring it okay why. don't bring bugs around bro the. cray cray you one of your stories was. that your place is in I know but it's. not like they're like you know being. like hey let me hit your ride well I. just one just flew off of you dude. that's the only reason I'm asking man. yeah you seem like a great guy go on I. just want to let you know at 52 though. mhm. like sex.

dude it's just not that important. anymore yeah do you understand what I'm. saying oh yeah man I've like you used to. be number one dude but were you ever. were you ever. honestly were you ever were you ever any. good at sex honestly like were you ever. bro that's so insulting dude no but. honestly I'm great okay then I'm going. to say something dude I have two forms. yeah slow form and long form. okay do you understand what I mean by.

that man uh let me think slow form and. long form yeah yeah okay so sometimes I. go short oh I go quick oh yeah so that. involves rabbit sewing machine style. yeah. yeah yeah yeah right and then I do long. struges oh long you know what I mean you. know yeah and that I could do an hour of. that yeah it's like a manate swimming. ooh like a small.

Manatee yeah like a. manate yeah whatever dude not yeah. whatever dude bro who wants a big huge. wiener that's all cumbersome and yeah. yeah yeah you know you have to have. a buddy hold it while you tie your shoes. yeah I don't want all that like I don't. like checking in my bags at the airport. dude I bring it on you know that's what. I do but I have those forms and then. it's like um but that's back in the day. do you enjoy it though do you enjoy sex. as much as you used to you.

think no but I could take I I I can go. without it yeah you know like when I was. in my 20s I would like stay up all night. hitting on a girl like you know you see. a girl at a bar what do you mean hitting. on a girl you mean masturbating at home. or what do you really mean cuz I was be. I'd be at the house yeah no I mean when. you know like if you were out like when. in your early days of stand up right oh. yeah in the early days you met a girl on. the road and you they were like on the. fence I would like stay hang out with. them till 400 in the morning but now. it's like I would never do that yeah.

like if I was like if a girl walked in. right now and this is the truth she goes. hey so next door I'm at a hotel why. don't you come over and I let's and. I'd be like how far is it yeah next door. I go I would go let's do it right here. wow what do you mean right here like in. front of the the like let's save the. moment I'm not moving for it right would. you move for it uh let me think to Next. Door yeah I'd probably pop over there. you know all maybe that was a extreme.

example right but I you saying like like. uh Eno you're not going far out of here. yeah yeah I'm not going to go to NC now. you're not going to yeah you're not. going to get out a map or something yeah. and then it's like also there I I've. never said this out loud before but say. it. man I can't look at me man I. can't I can't come really it takes a. long time. wow yeah I'm doing my brother again. Bob's doing pretty good Bob's doing.

pretty good man yeah he can't come but. yeah yeah so you know but that's B do. you come easy me yeah well that's one of. my problems with sex over the years has. been the um immediate ejaculation you. know it's almost like somebody KN say if. somebody knocked on your door you okay. okay no I all right I knock on the door. yeah you open it and I throw a bucket of. water in there oh that's whoa whoa. that's crazy d That's too fast that's. too fast it's really you want to be able.

to know like the person and see what. they want but you're saying I open the. door it's like this if you even open the. little PE thing I'm watering the plants. oh I see I see that's fun yeah just yeah. what do you think that is I just a lot. of ner just like a lot of like I think I. just W I had a lot of nervous energy. around women I was always so scared of. women you know you know dude it's so. funny I've always been scared of cops. and women yeah. and it's like dude back in the day. before I did stand up I couldn't even.

lock eyes with women dude same like if. let's let's say you're a woman and I met. you yeah I'd be like hey how's it going. yeah oh I would even make love and be. looking over. there what wait like a like a spot a. specific spot just like in the you know. I just it's like to be it's so hard to. connect to what I'm doing right with. it's if it's involved so I'm making love. and this is her head yeah you're looking. over here yeah I see I think yeah it. would just be like I don't know I don't. know it always made me so nervous like.

even getting in a conversation with a. woman I could feel my skin crawl off of. my body and into my butt it felt like. yeah like I would be so nervous so. nervous yeah I just could not even you. be grateful too there's some gratitude. in there oh like thank you God but I. would ruin it I remember one time this. girl gave me her number and I didn't. know what to do and so I ran and jump. tried to jump over this fence and cut my. body open on the Barb Wire what do you. mean at a party this girl really yeah. she was cute and um and you you started.

hurdling toward a fence she like I I I I. I got her number and she gave it to me. right I don't know if she was out of her. mind or something or she' been hit by. lightning or something but she gave me. all seven digits of her number wow wow. wow so I'm and I didn't know what to do. bro I couldn't believe it and I. literally turned this way and beIN we're. at this in a in a at a party in. someone's yard they had a chain fence. and I was like I can do this I think. Parton was like I'm going to impress.

this girl oh I see and I just tried to. jump over and I got my stomach hung up. on it and got my hand hung up on it and. had to go get a bunch of stitches it's. we that's I mean cuz when I play that. scenario in my head it's like that it's. like yo can I get your number sure here. it is thanks yeah it's so weird. it soir you just and she's like what the. is he. doing right that's your style that was. what you did I just couldn't handle it. yeah I get what you're and I was always. afraid to approach I think you just had. a lot just a lot of nervous energy.

around women so then I think even in my. 20s I would be like um instead of going. on dates I would do masturbation you. know and because I would even sometimes. I would plan a date but then I would. look at pornography do masturbation and. then cancel the date it's funny I get. what you're saying cuz sometimes when. I'm like um I'm going to meet you know. Cynthia but I don't want to go like I. met this girl Cynthia and I'm going to. meet our bar she wants to go to this bar. when i j off then I call Cynthia and go.

yeah I'm tired yeah it's like I like. that I like that style I'm tired I have. to help my friend move she's like it's. 8:00 on a Tuesday night yeah let me ask. you something when you're making love to. a girl and you're like doing your you're. looking around like you do and you. looked out the window uhhuh and you saw. her in the window what would you do if I. saw her in the. window be real scared scared would you. be well she was like like this like her. face is right and then you look down and. there's what nothing there oh that would.

be so crazy that'd be cool but you you. want to see her again cuz she's a. magician yeah she's got. talent right dude if that was on. America's Got Talent dude dude dude. Golden. Buzzer right dude if that was America. that would be golden buzzer how. amazing is that dude we need more Golden. Buzzer out in the world there's not. enough Golden Buzzer man before. explain to your fans what Golden Buzzer. is Golden Buzzer is well also a golden. buzzer is a term I think in the gay. community where someone's never um made.

love to a woman you know what I'm. talking. about no or golden wizard what is it. called a horned Wizard or whatever it's. a. um I don't know I've never heard. anything like that before man gold star. gay sorry and I think yeah and you also. get free chili I think over there at um. no what I was saying is I like P pting. with you because when I pod with you M. it's we it it gets it's like every time.

there's some cool weird but I was. thinking to myself are you like that. with other guests you know I mean. because I like it oh really yeah yeah. yeah yeah I think I don't know I mean. that's the weird thing about podcasting. is is that you don't really know how. it's going to go you can kind of have a. little bit of a plan sometimes but I. don't think you can really know how it's. going to be you don't know how you're. going to be feeling you don't know how. the other person is going to be feeling. you don't know what's really going to go. on you don't know if people are going to. tell you sometimes about what's really. happening with them or just want to talk. about just you know the weather kind of.

yeah cuz I had uh Bobby Robert Kennedy. Jr yeah I saw that and that was hard I. saw that because he looked so scared in. the beginning me he did yeah he was. frightened yeah yeah but but then once. he was frightened you know I mean then I. got kind of scared cuz I'm like oh I. don't think I know what I'm doing you. know I mean but sometimes you're pting. with people and you go I don't think I. know what how to do it oh yeah yeah yeah. it's so weird well yeah I think you just. don't know I mean I think for one you. have to you don't know why people listen. and you don't that okay that's okay let.

me say something I'm glad you said that. I literally don't know why they listen. sometimes you know people go you changed. my life or you know I mean I'm connect I. go I talk about farts yeah you know I. mean like how did I you know so that's. the first thing and second thing is it's. like we do it so much I mean we I pod so. much it's there are times where it's. like what else can I say yeah but we. keep doing it but. we talked about things I've never talked. about it's a miraculous really oh yeah.

i' I've learned things I don't know what. gold star reviews are I don't know you. know there's just a lot of things things. about you staring off in the distance. when you're making love that's a new. piece of information that so I'm. learning a lot from you you know what I. mean but what I'm saying is is that it's. such a strange MH job yeah because it's. sometimes it's hard man you know well I. think it's hard yeah I think there's. times where it's like h. I don't know what the like there's times. where it's tough to drop into a.

conversation sometimes you know they. start and go a crazy way and you don't. know what's going on yeah yeah um let me. see what these gold star gays are I want. to be I want to be for sure on this in. LGBT slang oh H they got rid of Q LGBT. what wow what was the Q Q was for. queerin I think oh they got rid of it. wow wow an. lgdp clang you think the que's are mad a. gold star lesbian yeah they're mad you. ever met them yeah they get pissed so.

I'm sure they're not geed up about it in. LG in uh in their slang a gold star. lesbian is a lesbian who's never had sex. with a man whoa and a gold star gay is a. gay man who has never had sex with a. woman wow so I'm a gold star. heterosexual no I've I've have you ever. had sex with a man well what's sex sex I. think is putting your body inside of. their body did that okay I've tasted. some things have you really you had a.

little bit of. that that front soy huh a little bit you. ever you never had the soy yeah a. teaspoon or some fell show you huh yeah. you never had front soy no no boy you. had a little bit off of a. fella where were. y'all at a rave wow yeah that's back in. the day you know instead of glow sticks. we you know there were other things. going on no you've honestly you've never. had a gay experience I've never had a.

gay experience man now how close have. you gotten this is I'll tell you how. close I was on a porch one time and this. girl told my buddy she told him she said. hey if you kiss my friend and she had a. gay friend there with her gay male she. goes if you kiss my friend then I'll. hook up with you and the dude my buddy. was like all right so we kissed the dude. and then the girl didn't hook up with. him so oh so oh W no did she didn't no. how mad were you I I just I was like man. I feel bad for that guy you know kind of.

but also I think that guy's a little bit. gay you know so I think it like a mixed. bag yeah yeah that's the closest you've. gotten yep closest I've gotten let me. think if I've ever seen anything else. that seemed. uh there was a gay dude I think or. seemed pretty gay who passed out on our. front porch one time when I lived in. Charleston but we didn't we just saw him. there we didn't do anything to him. that's just that's just a guy pass out. but still you're asking how close have I. ever got I mean if that's the closest. you've got you then you're not close at.

all oh a fell came on my arm one time at. the movie theater when that's pretty. close okay did you know him I did know. him he passed away. too uh really yeah he passed away passed. away oh that's my bad in a I mean I mean. I'm sorry I mean it wasn't your fault. unless you were on the road dude you. guys I didn't you guys have a pinion for. causing I've actually like kissed a. penis like intentionally wow yeah cuz I. did you know what flavor is it first of. all you don't like I know what vag. tastes like yeah right to me like let's.

say the quality of what they taste like. is kind of dropped off a little it has I. I it has yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure. yeah a lot of these women it's like you. know clean out your purse yeah it's past. the expiration too yeah yeah yeah yeah. you should put a date on there yeah if. you have a handbag make sure that you. know like it's not just like a bunch of. but it's a different flavor V than dick. so for me it's like I want to see what. with the flavor and guess what what. don't like it don't like the flavor dude.

but how are you going to know if you. don't have't ever had it you guys will. eat anything though dude Asians I'm just. saying i' yeah yeah I mean you've seen. I've seen some mukbangs that are pretty. pretty intense I mean cuz I've been to a. China like Chinese market before Oh yeah. and you look at some of the that. like butterfly wing what the you. eat that right or it says like a. shoulder of A Mir cat yeah like you eat. that like they like like. sloth toenails oh dude they'll mix that.

in they'll have a jar of human freckles. there you can e that you can you can. sprinkle you. know you. [Music]. want why why are why are Asian people. capable of eating anything why is. that okay I I'll try to explain it to. you cuz it's really true man I well not. that it's not true because let me say. something I want to make the opposite. argument right like I don't know I think. Chinese people's like Haw people they.

eat sometimes squirrel right right like. you know maybe they don't with. squirrel but squirrels are weird like. bet you've eaten squirrel yeah I've had. squirrel Asian will eat squirrel you. think so I I don't maybe yeah. dude you're right you're right I think I. think you're right you're right but I'm. just saying that there are groups of. people that eat things that we're like. oh that's weird but it's a cultural. thing I think I think they they have I. think their theory is that if they move. we eat oh oh right because it's protein. yeah right so if you eat like the.

shoulder of mircat you're getting. protein right it's about survival it's. about survival and then it's also it's. like but check this out check this out. they don't eat certain things like you. you can't go to a Chinese market and get. Panda oh wow think about it or a koala. well it's also they they won't eat cute. but Mir cats are cute Mir cats are. pretty cute pretty yeah I don't know man. I think I think it's because it's. survival I think it's a regional thing. like all we can get is B P Wing here.

yeah but Wing yeah Wing here or whatever. but Wing yeah but you know what dude hey. B. wing so cool yeah B wing I would be you. think I you think I could be Asian or. not dude I'm telling you right now I if. they had if they had a surgery yeah you. know I mean they wouldn't have to do. much really well from the waist down. nothing. yeah no I'm kidding I don't know no I.

heard it's good really remember Dude I. accidentally grabbed your wiener the. other night remember that yeah why'd you. do that I thought it was an accident huh. was not an accident yeah it was you. gripped it then I didn't mean. to yeah but you did huh I just went like. this I no you went down and you grabbed. a little it was on stage yeah yeah maybe. that you know so that's probably the. gayest thing I've ever done that was. probably the gay yeah yeah but um I. can't believe you met up with so if you. get face to face with a wiener then what.

do you do does it who makes the first. move that's interesting question dude um. I stared at it for like a good 45. seconds there's always a showdown yeah. like you know the. Western so I was there I backed up well. I turned around I did some. steps right then we both turned around. wow right and we just stared at each. other and you know what I mean I had my. on my mouth I or whatever yeah. and then I. went that Wier baby that long so dude I.

also I. was 14 years old 13 years old oh wow you. know what I mean so it's like at that. time I was like maybe yeah and then I. did I was like no they call it that long. some people call it. that they do in prison long and. prison callor say hey buddy you got to. get you a cut of that long. come here boy you come that.

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hits oh I. see yeah dude your dick is like a. musket yeah it goes off the war's over. quick. surrender a fast yeah yeah yeah it's a. short War I mean the Civil War you'd be. the north right or in the South oh I'd. have to ride with the South man you know. the Civil War if they ran it back who.

would win now I don't know oh dude oh. there it. is yeah yeah. yeah something kind of nice about it huh. yeah yeah yeah you want to talk about. the movie we did or no yeah we could. talk about it man what was I thinking. about um we did a movie yeah we did a. movie we talked about a little bit last. time we did yeah it's going to come out.

maybe maybe not we'll see we'll see well. the strike is going on you see what Drew. Barrymore what she did about her show. well she was going to do it now she. can't she's gonna do then she then she. uh she got bullied into not doing I know. that's what's so like I don't say I. don't think bully is the right word no I. don't think she I mean I don't think she. should have done it what like how insane. is that apologize to writers I deeply. apologize to. unions I deeply apolog. [Music].

I wanted to own a decision so that it. wasn't a. PR protected. situation and I would just take full. responsibility for my. actions I know there's. [Music]. just nothing I can do that will make. this okay for those it is not okay with. this is bigger than me and there are. other wild huh it's wild yeah what do.

you think about it because so the reason. that they're striking is because um it's. like about residuals it's about the AI. where they're using like there's a lot. of issues right there's a lot of issues. and um I believe I mean I'm supportive. obviously of the strike I'm both writers. and actors um with her it's like just. the what in in her mind did she think. that like even if like if I so was. supportive of a decision or not it's. suicide like with Bill Mah too it's like.

suicide like just don't work and it's. also on top of it dude you're a. millionaire you can wait a year like I. don't have no idea what the. thought process is yeah it's. crazy dude it's like I don't know dude. but so what so what is the thought. process that they that they just want to. still be able to work but it's not we. all want to work baby right so then why. are they why would they even be able to. work I think the justification it's like. we like CU you know they're you can do. reality shows right now right those. aren't affected yeah Spade just is.

hosting yeah so Spade is you can do game. shows so in their minds they're probably. but the problem with that those kind of. shows with billar and her show you need. writers for bits right they're not. improvising it right right so it's like. um and the writers are on strike yeah so. she's saying I'm GNA go back and do it. and we'll just hire my own writers that. are not or I'll improvise it wow and at. that point you kind of just are po. you're you have a podcast like if you. and I if you and I yeah exactly if you. and I had our own show on HBO which we. should but if we had had our own show on. HBO you and I would have a discussion.

like yeah but we just make up. anyway so why can't we do it yeah so I. kind of get that but it's like at the. end of the day you and I would have. looked at each yeah but just it's not. going to look good optically yeah you. know what I mean so it's like no I don't. I don't know it's a up it's a. weird thing now but also I want to say. this she's feeling the the the pressure. of people online and and the and and. that heat and she's worried that maybe. my career is over I think that's. up too yeah you know what I mean like am.

I cancelled you know what mean I mean. I'm. not I don't back that at all you know. what I mean so it's like she. apologized let her apolog because you. know we have no room in our society for. redemption or like you know I'm sorry. you know what I mean so she apologized. so we're like we're good just don't do. it again yeah and if Bill Mah apologize. we're good but that's that's what's. going to happen there's going to be. people in Hollywood mean a. forever it's up you know what I. mean and Bill Maher too Bill Maher I.

think is still going ahead with his show. but his is just online right now I don't. know yeah no no no they're talking about. his Real Time with Bill Mah on HBO that. he's bringing back without writers and. they're just not doing a monologue it's. just going to be panel his podcast is on. YouTube Ah interesting yeah yeah now is. that I mean what then what are what are. people's arguments against it if he was. if he's just interviewing people well. then what's the problem I don't know. right cuz you and I are doing that now. right but we're not that's a good.

question oh I guess cuz then maybe it's. just still on television it's like about. that platform I just don't see how this. just doesn't. ruin or you know hinder that whole. platform even more you know this is an. interesting question what if Comics went. on strike and we couldn't do standup or. podcasting what would we. do you would I would we cross the pick. the line I think people would cross in. the first week probably I know because. we're.

we're I know we'd be over there I know. because imagine like oh so there's. there'll be a lot of comics too and I. can name them that be like no I don't. work at anyway oh Theo and Bobby aren't. doing the improv this weekend. let book me yeah and they would book him. he would do it that's a good point huh. yeah yeah yeah I mean there's so many. Comics that are great Comics who right. now can't clubs because now clubs are. booking people that can draw which is.

like a business thing but back in the. day dude standup used to be this. especially with the improvs we don't. care if you can draw we want quality. acts is that true oh yeah back in the. day the Improv was like that like we. know so and so doesn't draw but we think. he's talented so we'd rather have him. than the guy that's going to sell out. but now it's now it's all corporate. yeah you're the only book people that. can draw that's why like YouTubers and. you know I mean they have a fan. base you know sometimes I I I'll I'll. play a weekend somewhere or at 3:00 we. have a YouTube show and it's sold out.

yeah I get that you know it's a business. but it's like yeah 3:00 Foo is going to. come in here an overdose or something. yeah yeah yeah but 30 years ago they. never did that there they didn't care. they were like no we we only book people. that are really good comments I remember. when uh YouTubers were coming in and. doing uh comedy clubs and yeah I think. all of us were like a little bit like. well for one we were jealous cuz they. were selling the places out I know dude. I know and it was just that was crazy it. was before we were doing podcasting and.

stuff and then but we took advantage of. what they were doing it was funny. because I used to go look at YouTubers. and go what I'm my shows aren't sold out. right but JoJo Santana I don't know yeah. is selling out because he's you know he. has a yeah and then it's like H Roy. Wilson or whatever is selling out or. whoever yeah yeah but then I was like. well how do they do that oh online oh. let's figure this out and we figured it. out and we figured it out and now we did. what they're doing by putting out.

content yeah and grabbing an audience. that way and we cut out the middleman. which is Hollywood do you um do you do. you did you see those Mexican. aliens what do you mean you didn't see. them I have no Eda what you're talking. about Mexico found the aliens Oh I. thought you saying Mexicans were aliens. look at it right here. let me. [Music].

see they found two aliens dude is that. real yeah they're a size n and a half. they're little dude yeah they're little. dude they did like an unboxing aliens. are Chinese like it's a Marcus brownley. video yeah bro and first of all why does. that one have asbest dude I know but. they're little and they have little. Asian eyes. and he's doing this yeah I'm not saying. yeah it looked like a Chinese dude who.

was using a. straw and he got hit by a nuclear attack. yeah it dude yeah yeah go back to it. whoa dude that's crazy so that they. found it huh yeah they found two aliens. dude and they presented. them in these that's inane dude I love. how there's like dirt around yeah yeah. wow and one of them had eggs in it too. they said no. yeah dude I mean there we go dude do we.

have any more information about it but. come on good that guy looks like yeah he. he it looked like he was raised face. first in a in a tuna can what's wrong. with him I know yeah wow dude wow look. at the little nostril that's cute though. oh I think I wish aliens look like that. oh a lot of chicks I'm sure have already. been in this aliens DMS for sure yeah. yeah yeah did they show the dick or I. have to know the dick uh I mean I bet.

it's pretty. similar to whatuh to Chinese people I I. don't know but yeah wow what a cutie and. that looks like a government thing was. that like on like Mexican it was Mexican. government yeah they had like a. government like oh yeah zoom in that I. want to see that's the whole body let me. see no dick look ooh some dick could be. a woman get in closer what do you mean. there a little pile of something yeah. yeah God they're so cute huh yeah why.

have people been putting cigarettes out. on him though that's what I want to know. yeah yeah yeah BR That's crazy dude look. at the posture too good posture I think. unbelievable yeah yeah it's just so like. like dude they can't they can't. break dance I'll tell you that right now. imagine them. dude you know what I mean it's more of a. macaran macarina it's something yeah. yeah it's a Cupid Shuffle maybe yeah. yeah wow d i i man that's so interesting.

it's so interesting dude who do you. think is most like aliens that's already. on earth based on the looks of this. creature right here based on the looks. of this oh here we go you know uh. people with. progeria really you know what that is. progeria let's look it. up you don't know what Progeria do it's. that disease o and I I you I'm going to. get in trouble for saying this you're. not yeah watch when you see it you're. going to be like.

oh oh that guy huh is that that guy is. proera what is proera can you can you. bring it up it's it's they they age. super quick oh you know mean it's like. the reverse Benjamin but no it's like. Benjamin yeah reverse Benjamin Button. maybe prer also known as Hutchin. Hutchinson Gilford Pro dude I've never. seen a black one before let me see the. black one extremely rare Progressive gen. genetic I've never seen a black person. with P before let me see. look at this white guy in blackace. trying to do it go down there right.

there left that's not what that guy. right. there that's a black guy with yeah yeah. yeah it's not like wow I the attire made. me think that it was a white guy I. thought you were saying a white guy with. Pia was doing black face no I thought it. was a white guy doing black doing uh. fake Progeria okay okay I see yeah. well what a like uh what a condition huh.

I can't so so go back to what the. condition is can I look at it it causes. children to age rapidly starting in. their first two years of life children. with progeria generally appear healthy. at Birth wow so it's a. surprise if we're going to go down this. Lane do you know what Harlequin iosis is. uh-uh really don't don't even. Google that then Harin iosis yeah yeah. it's not a uh it's people that um you. sure you talking about it's not a movie. character is it Joker's girlfriend. no harle ichios is people born with like.

a layer of skin or something a look it. up yeah that's yeah that that's what the. baby look like oh wow that's so sad like. a um it almost has a don't don't there's. no don't do a joke I'm not doing a joke. they have a um almost a Aztec look you. know what I'm saying like a if you saw. like art or it almost looks like a dra. wall painting like a cave wall painting. yeah is that a painting yeah that's not. bad yeah is that sad mom says toddler is.

happy smiley despite painful skin. condition yeah but then they grow up to. be they they they you they can survive. this condition oh wow yeah so you know. that's cool that's amazing did you um. are there a lot of fears uh in. your culture a lot of birth fears are. there a lot of birth fears that don't. happen in other. cultures what like is like a lot of. like you know do Chinese people do they.

have like well can I ask you something. yeah and I honestly believe this I. believe that you don't know what I. am because several times in this podcast. you've refer to China and then you look. at me do you think I'm. Chinese I don't know if you are no be. honest I don't care if you are I I I I. don't I don't I know you I know you. don't I know you don't I know that you. don't care that I am okay yeah I know. that you don't care right I mean I do. care but it doesn't matter to me it. doesn't matter to you you're welcome.

around me I know you love me regardless. right but it is information that you. should memorize okay well chill. bro it's information you should. memorize because I've known you for 20. whatever. dude it's not about chill or not chill. right it's about memorize that dude. because every time I see you. dude it's like CH China you people in. China why do you guys eat this you know. mean how come you guys run this way how.

come you fly you don't know how to fly. or whatever whatever you're. saying is I'll be happy to. answer those questions but memorize what. the I. am my bad dude I'm Chinese. all I knew it dude dude why do. you do that I'm I'm Korean are you. really I'm Korean dude I'm. Korean dude so it's like well just ad. your it's not a secret Google it it's.

not a secret what I'm saying is that. every ever since I've known you you. think I'm some other Asian like. when I came in here what' you say Mong. Mong yeah you yeah you did dude Mong. Mong or something I I'm not from Mong I. walk in you that's the first thing you. say dude damn brother it's. insane dude memorize that dude let. me ask you some questions and you tell. me what they are okay Margaret Cho. Margaret Cho let me see cho cho cho.

cho I'm going to say. uh well I'm gonna. say Chinese no no no no let's forget try. one more let's try one more oh you want. to try another one yeah um here's a. there's a a complex one uh Steve. Burn m. I would say.

chish chish yeah Chinese that's what you. just said chish Chinese and Irish yeah. no dude really yeah Korean too o yeah. Koreans will surprise you then we got to. write this down huh yeah he's kirish we. got to write he's Kish not chish we got. to write this down Z you have to write. no honest Theo bro let me let's be real. dude yeah I love you dude like a brother. dude right what I'm saying dude yeah.

it's not something you need to write. down it's something that you could put. in your brain you know how you like. memorize different kinds of corn yeah. right and like different kinds of like. condition like white people conditions. you know what I mean bleed whatever as. yeah asthma whatever you can. memorize what people's e you know. ethnicity is and their nationality and. stuff Korean exactly dude it's not hard. do Koreans do well around like what is.

the who is y'all's arch nemesis in. the in the like in the Asian realm do. you guys have like a when you say realm. it's like you're talking about lore the. Rings or some. it's not a realm it's just a part. of the world you know what I mean realm. okay yeah no it's not okay oh sorry D. I'm just like I'm just saying you're. like you were like warlocks or some. not at all when you see realm dude it's. like I'm just saying like what Wizards.

don't you with no it's like no oh. we're just a part of the planet how. about this if y yeah don't say realm. again okay all right it's crazy but if. y'all were in a zoo let's say that don't. say that all right all right I can go. with that yall what have your are you in. the zoo too yes why people are in the. zoo too we're all in zo human Zoo it's a. human so the aliens have created a zoo. and there's a white people like a human. Zoo there's two aliens in Mexico right. okay they created a zoo I think they can. mix you know what I mean different races.

in a in a environment what you're saying. to me is is that aliens would go to the. human zoo and go let's go to the Chinese. section yeah you look at Epcot Center. what do you think that is oh you're. right all right so what they yeah you. know what dude they would probably have. an Asian section yeah and separate them. so they would probably put like um the. Vietnamese and cambodians and the. Filipinos in one section yeah that's. fair yeah they would put but I think. they would put the Chinese in its own.

section that's a lot mhm and they put. crons and Japanese that's aftermarket. too A lot of it what do you mean a lot. of that's aftermarket isn't it what was. aftermarket Chinese they make a lot of. aftermarket products you know what I'm. talking about yeah yeah yeah like if you. want a replica of like a um rear viw. mirror or something like that what would. that have anything to do with them being. in a zoo I'm just saying that's. you put them maybe in a special section. go on because of the after market think. outside of the box oh yeah think you're. thinking too much I am I think the. Koreans and the Japanese would have to.

be separated but I don't know because. time has passed but you have to. understand the Japanese back in the day. did some up yeah they. invaded China they invaded Korea they. invited if the Philippines you know what. I mean but they've chilled over the. years now they're into like Hello Kitty. and you know what I mean and like. relaxing relax yeah they're into. relaxing they like to relax dude they. don't have a military anymore wow Japan. doesn't no wow they don't have a mil. I think the only kind of gun you can get. in Japan is a shotgun and then you have. to get a bunch you have to do a bunch of.

classes and you know to get one but. my point is is that they've chilled over. the years that's what the two bombs did. and you know shout out to. Oppenheimer damn so are you Pro. Oppenheimer then I'm not pro Oppenheimer. that was up but I'm just saying. that you know I'm Sor it happened yeah. right so oh it feels horrible it does. it's horrible there's a lot of pain in. the world you tell me dude so much pain. in the world though there's a lot of. pain in the world is there pain in your. life I'm trying to think what's been.

going on I think the toughest thing for. me probably just been thinking about. getting married and stuff like that you. know is there anyone is there anyone. right now that you want to marry no. there's you know I kind of been dating. some but there's nothing I don't think. but I think it's just a general fear of. getting married do you have that you. think I think when it comes to you dude. and and I I don't you know at the end of. the day yeah you and I are very similar. yeah and I think we have commitment. issues yeah I think you and I have.

exterior struggles that we relate to mhm. um I don't know how you are with. porn but is that an addiction for you I. don't know I've watched a decent amount. of it yeah yeah I me you I've seen a lot. you could be a Critic for a newspaper. yeah if there was a porn critic you. could be one that's how much you've. watched it don't you think I've seen. enough over years I don't need to see. any more yeah you could write articles. yeah I could re yeah yeah um I think. it's bad for you but I don't think I. need to see anymore I've been off for a.

little bit yeah just a I'm I watch it a. little too much but my point yeah but my. point is is that and here's another. thing too it's like I. know women like you I hear it and yet. here you are alone. almost I know what that is dude are you. still in. therapy Yeah Tuesday every other other. week at 3 yeah yeah so I don't know but. because you know I've I I've known some. of the girls I know you're not vocal.

about it I would never but I've seen you. in situations like with people yeah and. some of these girls that you've seen. I've liked really oh yeah like I I there. was one in particular years ago where I. went I hope that happens yeah I think I. remember that one yeah I hope that. happens but it never. happened it never happened so I think. that you and I are um I it just seems so. scary have you been married no I'm not. you no of course I'm not you've known.

that you you're going to die man you. you're GNA die too dude yeah well you. got to get married I got no dude I got. somebody maybe I will maybe I will dude. would you propose where would you. propose. at oh I've never you you know what. I would do dude I would have Shin Lim. you know do something Shin Lim the. magician yeah yeah bring him up Shin Lim. I love things like that a lot of Asian. stuff you can just make two sounds and. then suddenly you're you can be a. magician you know yeah yeah I want Shin.

to cuz I love Shin Lim a lot he's so. talented that guy oh unbelievable dude. so when I propose I'm going to have Shin. figure out how to do it you know what I. mean but I want it to be surprise and I. want some magic involved in it you know. and think about how easy he thought his. name up Shin right and it's in a limb. Shin limb yeah but limb is anyway. spelled differently without the B like. see the smoke stuff mhm I would like to. do that but out of my dick or something. you were like a vape yeah yeah yeah yeah. I want to vape out of my dick and then.

like and then the ring forms right. writes her name in the and I go stick. your finger in the Smoke Ring she sticks. it in and then vroom there and I go will. you marry me yeah how imagine smoke. coming out of my dick that's how I'm. going to ask Shin about it oh I love. that you think that could happen yeah. how would you propose I think I would. probably get um. probably something old school not on a. cliff I'm not doing anything on a cliff.

wait wait what it be in Cliff I've never. even heard that just people always do. proposals and then a lot of times they. it's like they fall yeah there's an. accident yeah I don't like that at all. so that's too risky I would do something. more ground like more sea level I would. do I don't know you don't want to do. something like where you hide it in a. soup or something I feel like that's. kind of ridiculous dude I've never heard. that before really like an alph like an. alphabet soup yeah dud but all the. letters just spell like marry me or.

something dude that' be dope dude have. Shin work on it and then after it says. marry me it floats to the surface of the. Ring what do you think dude that's never. happened before did you see though that. one guy went underwater and wrote marry. me on a piece of paper and he drowned. trying to propose to his wife you see. that no let's see that there's no way. that's a thing oh it's 100% it's so sad. God man don't cry I'm not it just makes. me sad Louisiana man drowns after. underwater marriage proposal you never.

got to hear my answer his girlfriend. said no really yeah that's a real thing. Louisiana Louisiana man reportedly. drowned after he asked his girlfriend to. marry him in an underwater proposal she. said in a social media post that's that. they have the drowning on. camera uh I guess some of it yeah but I. guess part of it they didn't you never. emerged from the depths so you never got. to hear my answer yes yes a million. times yes his girlfriend Kenisha andan. of course she's going to say yes yeah.

especially now yeah even if she was. gonna say no oh he wrote it on loose. slea too and z and put it like in a. Steven wh Weber or Weber a dude it's. like might as well just do it in an. active volcano like why would that's the. dumbest idea in the world you think yeah. dude. underwater yeah I guess why there's so. many places on like Earth like on land. that you could be original with why. would you do it in a place you could die.

well I because then that adds an element. of risk to it it's like I'm going to. take a risk for this love oh and you. know what I think there is something to. be said for that you know and he was in. an underwater bedroom apparently there's. a bedroom that's underwater and you get. to and you can oh so he went outside of. it wrote it down and proposed and I. guess he couldn't hold his breath for. very. long oh my God so sad I can't even look. at it I know man he never. emerged in Tanzania oh how much time.

have we done I don't know about an hour. we'll do a little bit more well you do. more than an hour yeah a little more man. if I'm hanging out with a buddy you know. because I don't get to talk to you that. much I see you next week you're not. coming over tomorrow it's the next week. I'm going to come to the meeting. tomorrow Wednesday morning Wednesday. yeah please come Wednesday morning it's. at noon isn't it it's at noon yeah. please come I will that's awesome um is. that going well for you though or no the. program yeah yeah you didn't go out I. mean how much time do you have now 16.

months maybe wow that's incredible dude. cuz I'll have two years in January will. you yeah dude January 25th I'll have two. years did you ever almost relapse or. [Music]. no I thought about it have you thought. about it yeah I thought about it last. weekend yeah yeah I've thought about it. I'm so stressed I just thought about. just getting me an ice cold beer yeah. yeah it's not just beer it's like. sometimes I'll be like people you know. what the thing is when people are on. shrooms that makes you want to do it. yeah like cuz I haven't had shrooms. since I was 17 years old like every time.

I relapsed I never had it really which I. should have done it then yeah you know. what I mean but I've never had it so. people are on shrooms now where you know. they go dude I'm mic oras dude yeah. you're like oh I don't know what that. feels like or like some of these other. means things like ketamine yeah ketamine. therapy boy yeah kenam mine or um some. of these things but it's like but it's a. it's a brief thought and then I can just. move on yeah you know what I mean but um. sometime when you're on the road.

bro and you're like at a bar sometimes. it's hard dude but you know what I'm not. at a bar on the road really you never I. don't go to a bar really yeah some like. a couple of times I've like I've had. girls go I'm you know me and my friends. are here we're at Charlotte's place or. whatever and I'll go over there you will. I'll go if they're super hot yeah right. and I'm at Charlotte's place and I try. to act cool and stuff but it's like. it's not good and then like they're. drinking and sometimes I'm like but then. I thought to myself if I did drink I.

would probably do that I will. regret the next day right like you know. hook up with somebody that yeah because. you know I'll be honest with you you and. I are taste up and sophis or. sophisticated really it's like a f. you're not I don't know I think it is. what do you mean when you say that what. I mean is like I you know I I like to. date women that are not just only. attractive but that are. that you know I mean are bright and cool. and have all the you know I have a.

checklist of things you know what I mean. a couple of I've had some suspect ones. have you oh my God yeah I mean I can't. talk about it but I have have you met a. girl off of the DMS and just went to. metam meter at night in the middle of. the. night I did that a couple times wow was. it scary I mean I did some stuff I can't. even talk about on this podcast that. were like wow like I should be more. careful really like crazies really yeah. Lady of the nights you know what I mean. wild eye wow yeah and is this have you.

been to any like sex dungeons or. anything like. that like you ever been anything like. that no I've never been in a dungeon man. a Sex Dungeon that's not my thing yeah. have you done that no I I don't like. dominat you know it's so funny my I'm. just as a human being I'm a very simple. guy dude really I like a nice meal you. know what I mean do you eat the same. thing every day. it's funny if you look at my Postmates. and my door Dash there's six places that. I just rotate like what are yours I like.

Mediterranean food about once a month so. I go Mediterranean so I'll go Panini. Cafe have you been to. Panini so I get kebabs there oh yeah. yeah they're good so I'll get like. chicken or steak kebabs I'll get like a. salad and then you know that comes with. the balsamic rice or whatever but I also. get like cucumbers and humus like so I. do that so I with that M another. thing that I go to is I'll do one Smash. Burger Place yeah yeah I go to high like. fatty burger what high yeah like fatty. Burger they always some of the names are.

kind of offensive it's like Hey fat. burger like and you're like like. fat SS that's a place Fat Burger yeah. yeah don't put fat in the thing. yeah that's what I'm say yeah yeah. you're right I don't go to those places. that often because of that work yeah. another place that I go to is um so like. that that and then I'll do dude I do. sushi once a month at a place have you. ever been to asano asano in Studio City. is it good it's the best really yeah I. got to take you there and then um dude I.

with hot dogs bro really no here's. here's another thing that Gizzy gobler. huh a gobler you like glizzies I love it. but here's another I don't know what. you're saying how many have you had so. many Lizzies glizzies I love the gzy. pull up a Gizzy dude what is it it's. like a it's like a hot dog at a black. guy's house I think. really yeah you haven't heard of Gizzy. dog but you know what I'm addicted to to. fast food Arby's dude oh there you go.

there's Adam what's his name Adam 22. eating. one yeah there's a guy using one as a. gun yeah Gizzy gobler homie dude a. lot of Democrats eat it huh I gu. dude that's a Grizzly Gizzy Gizzy yeah. that's a Gizzy H don't you like hot dog. you like hot dogs I like hot dog yeah. you like hot dog hey you like hot dog. would you rather be you think you think. you could be Mexican or. not dude put these glasses on let's be.

Mexican for a minute dude. okay hey bro hey bro how you doing I. know hey homie hey homie how you doing. I'm doing good brother hey bro yeah what. you watching bro oh what I'm watching. right now son I'm watching my too play. um H shoes oh bro you know what I. like bro what I like. bro oh you do you old school old school. hey bro look at me check me out yeah.

yeah also dude you know what I like a. dude what is I like I like Carlo. s I like P pluma you do bro bro I like. Senoritas. bro yeah do and La Fiesta I like. CH dude we would be so cool dude we. would be the best we'd be the oh oh I.

want to say something too and I I wasn't. going to say this and I'm sorry you. might have to cut this out yeah but I. have a dude who do I where's my camera. right here. yeah last night I went to the Ice House. have you been there nuh-uh you know what. it is yeah they redid it they redid it. and I wasn't going to say this it broke. my heart when I was there last.

night I'll tell you. how the Fishers used to own the you know. Bob Fisher you remember him great guy. great guy it used to be like The Comedy. Store you know I mean like Legend they. didn't change it when you walked in like. oh yeah this is the ice house from back. in the yesterday year yeah it felt that. way and I walked in there it was like. walk walking into like andz Hotel uh-uh. they changed it uh-uh yeah not only did.

they change it so I park in the alleyway. where I used to go right yeah and I. listen I'm not I'm not I I know I'm not. Dave Chappelle right I know I'm not. Chris Rock I know I know where I am in. the comedy scale yeah all right but also. I'm not an open micer either I've been. around I've done some yeah okay so. I park in the alleyway then I go how do. I get in the club I knock and there was. a guy that works there he's like yo man. what you want uhuh and I go uh I'm. playing in the main room tonight two. shows you got to go around uh-uh I go.

can you just open this only Comics I. open that for I go to Bobby Lee yeah go. around so I finally get him to open it. and he goes you better be a comic damn. that's what the guy says so I go okay. well I walk around I don't know where to. go so I go to another person I go. where's the Green Room was like why. would you need the green that's for. Comics nuh-uh yeah I swear to God you. think they was doing like a prank like. no there wasn't a prank it was prank. then I walk around I see a. waiter that had been there in the old. days like where's the manager and the.

manager is sitting right in front of you. and I look at him he won't even look at. me yeah he doesn't say listen I haven't. been there since it's. changed the the assistant manager and. the manager they don't know who the. we are wow and what I'm sorry dude if. you're at a comedy you think we're. getting too old though Bobby and it's. not about it's not about that it's not. about that dude it's not about that dude. because let me say something okay I was. at Cleveland maybe they're like they. like Bryce hall or they're like fans of.

like um you know I don't know oh those. so they're only Trevor Trevor Wallace. fans I don't know I'm just trying to see. we only like Taylor Tomlinson and Trevor. Noah yeah people that are in their 20s. and 30s I don't think so dude because. when I went to dude I went to three days. ago I went to I was in Cleveland M and I. went to a restaurant and it was next to. hilarities and I looked at Jesse Johnson. go let's go to hilarities I want to. introduce you when I walked in there I. wasn't playing there that. weekend the owner comes gives me a.

hug gives Jesse a hug they give me a. tour they go whatever you want we love. you they're like family to me yeah. then Jesse kerson was performing Jessica. Kon Jessica Kon I wanted to go say hi. hugged her right you know mean it's. family that's what we are dude this is. what it is yeah when I walked in the ice. house dude he was like I went into like. a place I wasn't supposed to be right. and then like Whitney and Natasha was.

there too and they I mean I didn't get. deep into it but I feel like they felt. the same way really yeah so my point is. is that change your man wow it's. disrespectful bro wow see don't act like. don't act like you don't know the like I. I don't belong there yeah I mean I think. it's strange if you go somewhere and you. don't feel like you then you won't want. to go back man I'm never gonna go back. wow and I'm sorry you know it's so funny. it's like I have these little weird. thing I mean I and maybe I need to I. need to go to therapy about it because I.

get mad about little like that oh. yeah no I'm being real I get I there's. little things like one time I was. playing Belleview Parlor Live oh yeah. I've been up there before and that guy. falls asleep sometimes yeah he had a. condition yeah and then at the second. show I did there so I did a show. Thursday Friday night at first show. second show I left came back and the. they wouldn't let me in the club wow and. the doorman goes hey man we're sold out. and I. go on the headliner like you know what I.

mean yeah what do you think I'm just. some lost Fisher right when that. happens I don't know why but I lose. my dude I just I don't know is that. me is that am I too sensitive I know is. it ego it could be ego I don't know but. we all have ego ego gets scary man. that's the scary part about all of it I. think like your ego can be so dangerous. it's like a um you know it's a part of. you that grows sometimes when you don't. even know what's going on yeah I've been. it's funny when when I was reacting like.

that last night I I I I I tried to like. stay in the moment and go are you. overreacting let's let's be you know. what I mean let's see what this is about. MH and then I realize no it's up. yeah I do spend time and go listen where. are you at how how what's what's your. part to play in this well I think places. are just having tough times hiring. people all Ty like like you'll go to a. bakery now and the guy working there. like does like oil changes you know like. I think people don't have like people.

that know comedy working at comedy clubs. anymore like people are just hiring. whoever they can you know no but but. that's ridiculous because it's like if. you go to the laugh Factor improv they. cannot there's not a single moment in my. life where I've walked in the the laugh. actor and they go no you're not allowed. in here it's always like they they don't. say anything cuz they just know you. belong there but they but they have a. history of knowing that you've been in. there I think you know and I think this. I've been going to the ice house since I.

was in my 20s but I think that you these. people I don't know I don't know dude. but I think yeah it's like you got a guy. who's working at a you know you got a. guy who works at Jiffy Lube now working. at the B Bakery counter you said that. up D I'm just saying you got a guy it's. a weird analogy yeah yeah yeah yeah what. do you mean like I'm in a background. like hey bro I used to look work at juy. loop I don't know how to make bread is. that saying no I'm just saying you'll. have a guy like hey bro you want you. need two quarts in your all right they.

your Apple. Fritter I see like I see what you're. saying people who don't know what's. going on you you have a butcher working. at the barber shop you know yeah here I. don't need much dude all I need this is. what I need at a comic club right I. don't need you don't even have to be a. fan you know I mean I don't need people. to go I'm a big bomb in fact there's a. lot of people that don't think I'm funny. at all right I know that I don't care. but just at least treat me like I am a. comic yeah that I belong yeah to this.

place that like you know it's crazy. right well I think that it is you get. people that don't even know about. commentors like I'm a door guy I'm a. bounc or whatever I'm a chef but I was. talking about the manager and the. assistant manager they didn't know and. then finally the manager comes up to me. and goes hey man I heard you upset I go. yeah I mean I walk in here this 45. minutes now I meet you yeah he's like. well what's your problem and I go well I. mean I haven't been here since you guys. changed I've been coming for three years. you would think that the manager would. be like hey this is what's changed about.

it show me around and he goes well I. could show you around now yeah I go too. late yeah well we want things when we. want them dude I gotta ask you this what. about Joe Biden falling asleep all the. time how weird is it do you think it's. weird we continue to put him out there. as like a like as he's a normal dude it. starts to feel like really mean don't. you think. it's a thirst drop what you're doing not. at all I'm not gonna I'm not going to B. bite the. bait you think it's a bad thing to talk.

about I just think it's here here's the. deal. okay both. options I don't. like but to me one guy is still the. lesser of two evils that's all I'm going. to. say okay what do you think I think that. it's wrong to put a guy out there who is. not doing well mentally right now it. seems like he need he's it just seems.

like he's suffering and no matter who. the person is it's a bad look at how we. treat our old people if we put a guy out. there who it seems like has dementia I. could be wrong maybe a lot of videos I. see are edited I think so but the other. day he said I'm going to sleep I'm going. to Betty bed right now yeah because he. was tired that's what people I see that. too when I go I'm going to yeah yeah so. it's like you know what I mean you're. right you're right is that let just see. it yeah if you don't know what you want. at the. meeting if you don't have a game plan he.

may have a game plan he just hasn't. shared it with me but I tell you what I. don't know about you but I'm going to go. to. bed yeah that's what people say that's a. good point yeah we talk we talked about. we talked about at the conference. overall we talked about stability we. talked about making that third maybe. he's fine never mind I mean if you go. Hey Joe Biden how's life I'm a techwondo. instructor yeah like if he's like answer.

question like that then I'd be like oh. dude so you need another level you I. need another level of like of crazy for. me because even when Mitch MCCA froze. later they did a cognitive thing and and. and other senators are like ah he's fine. yeah he just freezes you could freeze. every once in a while dude oh dude if. I've had a lot of ice cream I'll. get on Mitch mcconell yeah yeah yeah if. Mitch mcconell was the quarterback for. the you know La charger. and you freeze during a play then that's. one thing but you can freeze every once. in a while as a politician you're right. dude we're kind of overreacting I think.

we're overreacting um we got some. pictures that we made uh we made we got. some AI pictures of a lot of comedians. put together that were that of being. children let's check it out dude um yeah. we've been playing around with AI we. asked it to show us scenes from famous. comedians from their childhood okay cool. do I guess who that oh my god oh that's. so can I can you send me that we'll see. what we can do no can you send me that I. don't know if we have a copy of. it they have a cop that's me right.

that's you that dude this is AI what AI. thinks your childhood was like it makes. me heartwarming you look very handsome. huh pretty cute God you were cute and. look what you were eating too go back. and see what he was eating wow wow that. looks like shoulder of a mircat it. looks I'm not going to say. illegal yeah but uh do I look Korean or. Chinese. there okay let's move on next one. cute okay that's you yeah that's pretty. good. dude you again that's really.

good. awesome okay now here we. go oh that's so funny that is Caleb and. yeah that's awesome yeah that's a great. picture of boys Shen Gillis Shen Gillis. is Civil War that's amazing let's see if. I zoom. in who is that. Shane Gillis again nope see the next. one that's uh David Spade oh that's D.

Spade oh I know that guy it's not Fred. Savage it's not NOP do you know who it. is yeah oh I know can I guess yeah. samural oh that's a great guess it. should be it's Mark Norman Mark Norman. we can. all any guess. Tom. sagur oh that's.

um that's uh Chelsea. yeah that bike is cool huh who's. that D I don't know who that is huh it's. Hannah. Gatsby isn't it yeah yeah now that's. Hannah Gatsby now who is that stav hus. oh I see that's good that's good that's. good okay I I'll buy that that's awesome. next Tim Dylan yeah it's Timmy D. boy that's it for these and then we also.

asked it to show us older what you look. like when you're older okay cool that's. fun I can handle. it yeah that's me oh Budd I took that. photo you did yeah yeah it sources from. like what's out there on the internet. wow I hope you're okay yeah that's me. look at you making the uh sporting. equipment yeah and we asked it to. advance to end of life. oh and what are the odds you were just. saying earlier with you not having any. legs yeah yeah oh oh my that's end of.

life how' you lose your legs you think I. didn't lose them they're inside my body. now oh they are yeah I got the operation. oh that's beautiful yeah we God old Theo. oh damn dude it's getting bad it's. getting bad. dude. oh Andy. that that one looks exactly like how. he's going to look that's what he's. going to look like dude that's what. Andrew's going to look like. oh oh that there's no way Whitney is.

going to look like that that isn't. Whitney man that's your ex-wife is that. Kila. yeah oh she's hot I believe she. moved out man all right let's move on. dude I don't want to talk about that. anymore oh Joe but that looks like. Robert daira H yeah that's Joe. yeah oh um that's uh J big J yeah yeah. he looks the same the same yeah looks. great Gabriel oh Gabriel.

FL oh. Joey sad though Shane G oh be a woman. yeah there is something sad about it. yeah you know what weird is we enter the. second half of our Lives Bobby that's. when I'm I'm in the SEC I'm in the last. dude I'm in the last chapter right now. dude think about dyy or whatever yeah it. is that's the end do you start to think. I mean is there any do you feel honestly. dude like really do you feel like it's.

time for you to have a family like it's. time for you to I think it is I'm ready. I'm I'm not only am I ready for it but. it's like um I want it I want it and. also because I'm good with kids dude I. mean this girl that I'm seeing now has a. kid really yeah and um how tall is the. kid pretty tall wow you know and um I'm. really good with him I you know uh we. got arcades and um we talk about Pokemon. and then we also do the stuffed we play. with the stuffed animals in his room. before he goes to bed oh man and I like.

all that stuff and I think that I could. be a good dad dude um I'm not good at. the disciplinary stuff I'm not good at. like I probably wouldn't get up in the. morning and make lunch but I'll pick him. up from school and I think that I could. have to say some wi you know what I. mean but um but I had but you know what. the love would be there I think it feels. the same with you I think it would. change our lives to. do you think it would change your life. yeah I think it would man I think it I. think it would what do you think's been. the scary thing for you and I mean I'm. happy to talk about it for me too but.

like what's the scary thing you think. about going there about like doing it. you know it's stuff I have to give up. right I got to give up. Starfield and and in stard do Valley and. video. games I can't play it as much yeah um I. think that I would have to change my. sleeping. schedule like today I woke up at at 1:30. I texted you oh dude you have this. sleeping schedule of a wombat I feel. like yeah yeah yeah I do so I have to.

change that and I think I would change. my language really L I'm filthy yeah. yeah you know I mean um like yesterday I. I also Behavior So Yesterday me and uh. Jesse were you know how sometimes you. have to take a um from the rental center. for the car to the airport you have to. take a tram you know what I mean so we. were one of those shuttles it was packed. completely quiet and literally I'm stand. me and her are the only standing and I. go watch this and I bent over and I. ripped a fart that was so loud and it.

made it so uncomfortable and me and. Jesse were laughing but everyone was. pissed they were pissed yeah yeah I mean. there was one dad that was like dying. laughing cuz it was so loud but it's. like I do that all the time and I have. to change probably. that I dude I'd always you always I feel. like the thing that that's like the uh. you want always everybody wants to. really rip one in like a public setting. yeah you know let the gods speak you. know yeah why not yeah yeah so it's like.

um but do you think you could really do. that and could you live in a house where. when you wake up and your wife is right. there with you in bed and then like then. if you go in the kitchen she's also in. the. kitchen yeah and. also that sounds disturbing to me she's. everywhere right that's the part to me. for some reason that feels overwhelming. and also number two. I noticed because you know the girl that. I'm seeing now she's showing her best.

side you know that's what they do yeah. and I'm showing my best side like I. don't do go rippers yeah you. know what I mean in front of her what is. that blowing it out your nose or. something no just fart oh yeah yeah yeah. I don't do like you know some of my. nashy yeah I I say you know I um I. I I show her the best sides of me yeah. right and um and then you know what. happens is you you commit to the person. and you guys live together and that's. when oh she's in every room oh now it's.

a problem that I'm playing video games. too much yeah yeah all those things that. come up so I'm not really interested in. that I'm not doing that but are you. going to let them know first this is. kind of how I live my life like that's. the scarier thing as we get older is I. hear from my friends who haven't gotten. married till they're older is that it. gets harder to get like like the it gets. harder to match with somebody cuz you. have too many you know uh but I but when. you I've thrown my boundaries out there. already I've never done this before so.

I've said that like you know if I ever. get married we're sleeping on two. separate beds yeah in two separate rooms. yeah and they're like well that's weird. I go I just think that it's better if I. have to go on the road or you know I. mean or I'm playing video games all. night I don't want to keep you up right. and you do your own thing so it's like. that's that and if they don't like that. well then it's not going to work out. yeah I mean there's just certain things. that like also but another thing that I. do is you know I'm like but you know. what dude every meal I pay for whatever.

you need you'll have oh wow huh whatever. you need you'll have unlimited dimsum. dimsum and you can do whatever you want. I will support you yeah if you were like. you know what me and my son we want to. go to Canada for like and he's never. seen Vancouver i' fun it go go go go I. don't give a right but it's like. don't get into my and tell me when. to sleep when to wake up do any of that. dude what do you think I think yeah. I think the scary part is just. like I don't know I never wanted to. anybody to be at like I.

never I don't know I always like kind of. being by myself I always like being able. to do whatever I want to. do yeah what about this then but at a. certain point it's pretty lonely yeah. let me ask you this could you do this. could you. do this is your part of the house and. this is my part of the house and then. you know design your part the way you. want to design it and every once in a. while several times in a week we'll meet. in the middle of the house have meals.

smash do whatever hold hand or whatever. but for the most part I going to stay on. your side you stay on your side would. that be good for you like a Red Rover. Red Rover kind of yeah like a Red Rover. Red Rover yeah yeah yeah yeah like Red. Rover Red Rover I'll see you at dinner. yeah yeah yeah I think I could maybe do. something like that yeah but they would. never go for it you'd have to meet a. girl that would want to do that but I. also I have a problem sometimes with. being up like saying what I need in the. beginning so it's like then things get.

going and it's like I don't say what I. need you know and it's like that's. that's why I'm telling you to do it now. I've been trying to do it now like this. is my thing also here's another thing I. say Al. fron you can never say hey can Sunday. nights be about us and not do standup no. stand up Will and my business and my. career will always be first be first. really like if it's your birthday yeah.

our anniversary yeah yeah if someone. dies and we your Uncle Jimmy dies and we. have to go to his funeral I'll go yeah. can smoke there I'll go right yeah yeah. yeah and I also want to dress the way I. want to dress yeah you know I me I'm. going to wear my Poncho and my. cowboy hat bro but my point is is that. so there's certain things like that but. it's like no I'm it's. literally what I do and it's who I am. yeah podcasting and standup and acting. like imagine a girl going yeah you can't.

do that movie because it's our. anniversary and you told me you we're. going to go to Paris no no I'm doing the. movie you know me so you got to say that. up front do you think you'd be willing. to spawn your own child to hatch your. own prawn as they. say I have proof but I'm not going to. tell you what it is my com is strong my. friend really so you can do it s strong. as dude wow boy. boy it's good you got that dim yum on. you yeah I got dim yums dude oh how. about your come I don't know it's it.

looks a little risky sometimes but I. haven't really like gotten in there and. you know I haven't gotten in there with. like. a uh like a in U magnifying glass or. anything yeah you don't do that you can. go to the doctor and do it I. think you don't have to do your own home. kit I think you just put it under like a. um like a microscope yeah can you see if. your seen works well just at. home you don't think you can I'm sure. you can but I just I just never heard.

like a home kit but why drive over to. somebody's place you don't really know. waste the doctor waste a load at his. house here we go there you go and what's. the rating like how much what's the max. you can. get but that's not a chart though is it. oh normal range. yeah um it's that's something I think. about dude but you got to still have. that I have it still you got to have. some beef in the batter homie I still.

got some beef in there dude yeah how to. test sperm count oh you can do with. water. even oh you come in water it show yeah. oh they're like sea monkeys H. yeah welcome to the zoo yeah yeah may I. take your. order that's what I feel like the zoo. would be like in uh in in on a different. planet um. and Well a different country I feel like. an Asian Zoo would be like welcome to. the zoo can I take your.

order uh and they'd have great food. they'd have the best food um that well. the photo down there is that what sperm. looks like yeah let's get that sperm. let's see a real closeup look of real. sperm can you Google that highres. sperm D that's high res right there look. at that yeah whoa. dude whoa whoa dude Papa Got a Brand New. Bag huh whoa dude that's crazy. oh they look great huh I they look.

pretty good yeah yeah wow it's very um. and and the ovary looks like the sun it. looks like one of those bosses on uh. breath of the. wild yeah maybe yeah you know yeah yeah. yeah or when that moon comes up you know. I'm talking about yeah looks like those. those yellow Asian Sprouts that you at. Korean Korean restaurants oh yeah. yeah um we had a couple news stories was. there anything good and then we'll get. Bobby out of here dude how long do you. go for podcasting yeah hours I do 50.

minutes you do yeah what is this why do. you do it like this I don't want to get. to hang out with you D I know. I'm GNA see you again will you yeah dude. what is this why do you do it so long. it's fun. it'sing this woman for her behavior on. look at these they want it what do you. guys guys. think call me a again call me a. again yeah you I do nothing wrong. I said shut up no you shut the up.

you shut the up and your you. shut film me I'm Instagram famous you. bum shut the up shut the. up. wow I'm not shocked that people I mean. planes are getting weird huh yeah people. are stressed out and people are not used. to being around each other in person. anymore people are starting to get I. think this is what's happening okay tell. online people can say whatever they want. right so when it gets back and people. are online more than they're in real.

life these days so when it gets back to. being in real life people feel think. they should be able to say whatever they. want to online but they can't because. it's not the same setup and it makes it. it's it creates this weird uncomfort you. know does that make any sense yeah what. she just said I'm Instagram famous to I. think people are entitled to. like like that thinks she's. entitled to say mouth off like that. right I think yeah people she thinks. she's better than the people that are in.

the plane yeah we're all the. same man yeah you know so it's. like um that's why was everybody should. have to carry a piece of their own. with. them because then nobody would think. they're better than anybody else that's. interesting in a bag though not like out. like in the open I think in the open. dude cuz then somebody's going have a. nicer bag than somebody else somebody's. going to have their but Gucci could. make a bag yeah how about this like no. it's not no how about and this is the. best way to somebody's going to have a. fendy turd or whatever we have it's a.

law okay right it's like you know um an. Altoid box yeah so it looks like an. Altoid box but it's see through it's. like completely clear you put your poo. in there but it's in sealed then you. wrap it around your neck and it's like a. bling right but everyone has to have one. I think that would humble people like. some people might have like things in it. like peanuts my mine has peanuts how. about yours yeah but you guys use a lot. of peanut and a lot of sauces and stuff. yeah but your yours is just a solid.

Brown no I think mine I tend to run a. specific color like during certain. seasons of the year I think oh like. spring it's different but I think if you. had to carry it in your hand it would be. that's ridiculous that's ridiculous. that's insane yeah that lady seems like. she's nuts on to the next. story. yeah uh L Lauren bobbert is I know about. this apolog she's the Colorado R yeah I. know somebody was yuming on them. somebody was handing on them yummers. baby yeah so this is the actual. surveillance video Yeah somebody was.

Hamming on them porch milkers. baby God. huh do you think she should apologize. for this no it's another here's another. thing let me say something okay it's. another thing of. entitlement she's like I'm a. congresswoman I can Vape cuz well she. Vaped in there too right I can Vape in. there I can mouth off you know I mean. I'm I'm above everyone else I can you. know behave in a way that's uh out of. pocket you know just because I'm a.

congress woman but do you think she. should be able to get her breast felt in. public is that that's not out of line if. her and the man want to consensually do. it in the dark if for kides are being. rubbed in in the theater that's fine if. that wasn't the thing if that was the. only thing that'd be fine but she was. acting a fool too like vaping and. heckling to yeah wasn't she heckling I. haven't seen heckling I just heard. vaping and groping all right well that's. wow damn boy she got them bomb tonsils. on her baby you know what I'm talking. about yeah she got them real would you. marry her I don't know if I would marry.

her I don't know her I don't know her. either man but I you know yeah I'd look. I'd I'd probably I'd go see a flicker. also watch the movie Beetle why why you. want to go to play that's true huh yeah. yeah I don't know if she's my type I. don't. know yeah know that's not my thing but. apparently she's got them big Dippers. baby all right anything else brother in. the. news uh this is just something going on. right now there's a a jet that's missing. that just went missing um and they just.

oh yeah and they're asking the Public's. help for that that's the weird wa what's. missing a jet an after uh was it F35. yeah it's a fighter jet just went. missing over C or over South Carolina. the pilot ejected safely but I guess um. they just found debris of it yeah well. if he ejected then he's fine he's. probably in a forest pilot fine they. can't find the plane they left it on. um read it let me see it Zach yeah this. just came in um they're starting to find.

a little bit of debris in South Carolina. but they haven't found the whole plane. but it was crazy they were asking the. public have you seen our plane was crazy. that's crazy dude it's getting to this. weird space. where um oh did you see that musk might. charge for Twitter did you see that yeah. I'm I've Haven been on Twitter for two. years because they stole my account oh. they did yeah some guy's running my. Twitter account for two years I can't. get it back really yeah and then now. he's selling computers on it. and D I haven't been on my Twitter and I.

I've tried to hire professionals yeah to. get it yeah I I'll give you 10 grand get. they're like we can't do it your guys. yeah yeah anyway what do you think about. this though suggest he will charge. because he's saying this the only way. you can get rid of bots is that what. he's saying Elon Musk may flip the. switch to make X The Social Network. formally Twitter an entirely. subscription based platform. I mean that way maybe I can get my. account back good point cuz the. guy that stole it might I want to pay. for it it's a good point yeah that's. what he's saying he's saying nobody's.

going to pay for all these Bots and if. and if you have to can you scroll up. some mus didn't mention the timing of. his plan to charge Twitter users nor did. he say how much it would cost I think. that's a great idea dude because it's. like people can like you know like you. know I know dudes that like comment. like dudes that like rip me apart right. right and then like I blocked them but. then they just create another account. because I can tell that's the same guy. in terms of the language and their. aggression you know what I mean so maybe. that's a good way to do it dude because. apparently the advertising sales I guess.

because he's the CEO people think he's. uh I guess maybe they don't politically. align with them or they just don't align. with. them it says 50% uh that ad sales have. plunged we're still negative cash flow. advertising Revenue maybe Twitter will. go down like Vine I don't think. it can though why I think you you got to. have it up if people can talk on it. where else would people be able to. communicate the one I'm joined truth. social dog what's up on is it good no.

I'm kiding it's Trump's one oh it is I. did I do I do belong to it but I only do. it so I could read the crazy really. is a crazy on there well I just I. just love seeing like people go like. like I I just love the things that. people say like that you know the que. and on people yeah I like read read. their crazy ideas there's some deep. stuff in there I don't know enough about. it but what is this go down a little bit. more I just wanted to see one more thing. that he said here here um X's other. benefits one of the chief perks of X. blue is getting verified check mark but. everybody can pay for their check mark.

now I think they're saying if there's. less if if people pay for it that there. won't be as many Bots because he's. trying to get all the bots off of the. app also can I just say about. checkpoints and stuff like that it's. like the whole point of it was because. and I'm not Ian I don't care one way or. another but it's like the reason why you. know we we I wanted to check markers. because 40 dudes were like making. accounts with my name and I want people. to know that this is the real one but. now like other people are like I want to.

check mark too because it's like a sign. of like privilege or you know being but. it's like why yeah someone's like my. wife died in a fire I need a check mark. you're like you know yeah yeah yeah they. think that any you know I guess it's a. it's a feeling of like I'm important you. know what I mean like I know a comic. that like never got a check mark because. this wasn't big enough and then like but. then now he pays for it now he feels. great but fine I anyway dude I let's go. I got to eat this is insane it's like. two hours I didn't know you've been here.

two. hours you've been here 1 hour and 21. minutes that's not true yeah it is under. two hours right under two hours hour 40. hour 40 yeah that's fun um I'm gonna be. on yeah go promote tiger belly next week. right yeah or tomorrow and let me see. next week next next Tu Tuesday yeah I. don't know when it'll come out though. it's fine and then also um I want to. also say that dude I. mean I'm just so proud of you're killing.

it oh thanks man you guys are too dude. we're doing pretty good I think we're. all but I watch I look at you and I go. oh my like I remember me and Andrew the. other day were like watching one of your. crowds like that was pretty crazy yeah. and we were like holy I mean it's. like you can just tell it's a completely. different deal dude thanks man but guess. what dude. what you don't intimidate me at all. man really I don't give a dude I'll. hide drugs up your ass boy I.

know you would man but honestly do never. I'll hide drugs up your ass and throw. you over the Border no what I don't. never know what happens man you know. what I'm saying I'll say this though. you've been touring a lot more thank you. man I feel lucky for sure yeah I've. beening a lot you've been touring more. than you ever have I know man how is. that why is that changed for you because. you didn't used to do that oh it's just. Andrew making me but are you enjoying it. no but I'll tell you one no it's no. here's why I like it I like it because. um you know honestly if I wasn't touring.

I would just be like Oh I'm a loser or. whatever but you know it's nice to go. out because then you realize because in. La no one says anything but when you go. out in the world like people are like. I'm a fan and you kind of go oh well. maybe I am reaching an audience and. stuff so it feels good in that way you. know I like meeting people and hugging. them and going and and and and talking. to them like thank you for listening and. I you know. and you get to like cuz we do meet and. greets I don't know if you guys do those. yeah and it's like it's good to hug. people and go thank you so much for your. support and uh it makes me want to keep.

going so it's nice it's cool in that way. we had a guy that got hit by a train and. I got to meet him recently and he came. out yeah he walked he W he's walking bro. okay. walking walks across a train track train. hits him had headphones on. listen to holy dude got to meet him. there he is right there buddy that's it. rail baby they call him that guy got hit. by a train yeah he did he looks so but I. mean he's so small I don't know I think. more of him before he got just kind of.

flew off of it or I don't I don't know. what Happ know he got drilled pretty. good man he's an American hero dude and. uh but yeah you'll meet people that are. come people let you one lady let me hold. her tit with the side of my arm the. other day biggest tit you've ever seen. you see people with we had one guy lost. part of his skull doing something and uh. he he came out he had a hat on but he. took the hat off and you could see part. of it was missing but then he could go. like this and it would inflate. to full dude no way swear no way dude.

bro we met some of the greatest people. man yeah people are doing doing nice. cross stitch for you somebody made me a. rat Crown the other day with different. Rats on yeah also you know I'll be. honest with you it's like I you know. like we go we do the South or whatever. and I real I go oh like I might be. a redneck man because it's like they. look I like I think I have that vibe but. yeah you guys have a lot of the same. stuff you catfish you like eating. from the back yeah yeah yeah yeah in. fact I'm kind of red Ney dude you know. but I go out there and I go and I love.

them it's like we hug dude I feel their. bony bodies against my body you know you. then bony dude yeah yeah yeah well it's. sharp anyway um I gotta go eat something. Bob get the out of here dog dude. happy belated birthday man I love you. too I hope this is a big year for love. for you brother see you later man all. right buddy bye bye man I'm gonna keep. talking even though you're leaving okay. you real I will you're good though. you're GNA keep going I'm just going to. pretend you're. here hold on why do you I'm joking why.

do you keep that's insane now I'm just. floating on the breeze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to.