Belated Valentine's | This Past Weekend w/Theo Von #380

good to be here happy valentine's day to. you. and to yours. um. i'm thinking about my buddy today little. bobby lee. beautiful little guy. you know he's really he's a he's. polynesian. he's a little crustacean he's a little. cigarette koala. and uh. oh dude he would. he would breastfeed off a damn uh.

he'd breastfeed off a damn uh nicotine. camel. and i'm not talking about the actual. cigarette i'm talking about the animal. he'd suck the tit of a damn nicotine uh. desert horse. a camel. thinking about him. um. what's going on dude oh you know what i. was thinking about. the doorbell. remember when you were young man.

you'd be at home you'd be living your. life you know maybe fighting with your. sister you know or you know packing up. stuff to leave home you were gonna run. away from home or maybe you were playing. cards or doing something. you know having a uh. you know splitting up a caramel or. something with your cousin. and the doorbell. would ring. that when the doorbell rang.

everything changed. everything. the world. the world stopped. when the door bell rang. because you it could be anything. it could be father time it could be. the postman. it could be somebody wants something. somebody's here the world came something. in the world had stopped on your.

doorstep. and pressed that button. hit that all call. and you saw everybody in the family. even the dog. even if you didn't have a dog a dog. would show up and. just hear the. doorbell you quit fighting you could be. killer you could be killing your spouse. and you'd put down the knife. and say let me see who's here.

man i met that i just the doorbell. changed everything we knew it was just. who is that. it could be a package it could be. somebody sending you something you owe. you what is it. it could be somebody wants to come play. you know they call hey. can ernie come play. ernie don't lose ernie. we don't have an ernie. it could be in when it it could be.

anybody. when the do it it could be god. it could be. uh your real dad. it could be um. we had a pedophile dude he coming he's. the nicest guy nicest pedophile. you know hey you want to come. we're doing a kickball league. and he that you know he'd be putting. lotion on his legs. ain't got no league bro you a pedophile. dog you know but no thanks but thanks.

for stopping by you were still happy. somebody came by. it was just like a game show it was like. let's the war any let's see what's. behind door number one you heard the. buzzer let's see what's behind door. number one. and it could be anything man i just. i missed that. i missed that. i just missed the novelty of it just. like oh. because people don't do the doorbells as.

much anymore people have a ring camera. people have fake dog bark. somebody get a fake doberman. and sometimes the battery like. wrap. you hear that. first of all that doberman sounds like. he uh. you know. he prefer you know he definitely. um. that doberman sounds like he eats his. steak with a damn little knife and a. little fork he's sounding a little.

french. if you're not if you're being real. honest bro. oh. but remember that fake to scare people. off. and then we had a neighbor the batteries. got low under fake doberman and it would. be like. it sounded like an old guy just trying. to uh who had a. uh gi issue you know he was tracked up. you know he'd just been case owed out.

bro and he just could his body couldn't. handle it and he couldn't pass bottom he. couldn't pass nothing out of his bottom. because you had that low battery [ __ ]. doberman in there. anyway i just missed the doorbell. and anything. just anything could happen. when the doorbell hit boy. and who was that. what's going people would run. [Music].

and i would have to stand on a chair and. look out the peephole and my sister. would just put her eye up to the low. part of the door and just try and look. through the wood. just like just it you know i'd be up she. up here and she would just. just pretend i don't know what the hell. she was doing. you know just being mystical or whatever. but anyway. i missed i just missed that god that. beautiful chime. that just damn boy. just the the lord's freaking b flat.

and everybody came to this who is that. it could be maybe it's our real dad. my brother used to maybe it's our real. dad. my brother used to yell that [ __ ]. you know and we would drop something we. remember one time we all drew pictures. of what we thought our real dad looked. like. you know. just because that you know at some point. everybody wants that you know they want. their real dad to come.

even if they are even if they have the. real dad they want that trade in. you know they want that upgrade. like they do at enterprise rentals baby. they want that dodge neon or better. you know when it comes they want that. dad neon or better. um. gang baby good to see you guys happy. valentine's day to you. i hope you love yourself. and uh. and then i hope you can love somebody. else man. that's important.

um. and uh and yeah i went to the super bowl. uh i'm gonna tell you all about it in. just a second let's get right into it. here this is a tune that i love right. here this is uh north mississippi. all-stars drunk outdoors. [Music].

let's go. [Applause]. [Music]. cooking. [Music].

come on here we go. [Music]. [Music].

right there baby that is uh north. mississippi all-stars. and that is drunk outdoors. let me see where they're touring right. now so i can let you know i know they're. supposed to be up in. bend oregon soon. up there i saw. but north mississippi all-stars. okay right here they got uh.

they're gonna be in uh. florida. on april 9th utah on april 23rd. and then in new orleans may 1st they got. some different shows coming up you can. check them out no. nmallstars.com tour. uh beautiful crew. and um beautiful music man people love. them. and i love them. what's going on baby hope you good hope. you're good daddy what's cracking over. here. um. not much got up this morning went for a.

run you know. pretty cool. oh. dude is it just me or does everybody in. every commercial now have just you know. they got a one-legged person in it you. know what i'm like i feel like every. commercial recently. they really. they trying to wrangle in. i guess. they're catering i just. they got a lot of people that's. they missing or you know they on they.

down a leg or whatever. i feel every commercial i turn around. like damn name is that kid missing a leg. the mother. you know. i just maybe it's just something i'm. noticing it's just like damn they gotta. this country we got to start getting. legs for people bro. overall. you know when i grew up people had. you know most people had two legs on. them and now i guess according to. advertising they trying to.

you know they i guess they don't. so. anyway. uh yeah but yeah i went to the super. bowl bro. and it was i got it so this whole. experience this was crazy. so here's what happened. so. todd graves came on the podcast a while. back a few months back. and he's the cain's chicken man. and this fella down he'll take a chicken. and shape it into just a damn little uh.

it looked like a little if uh like a. little isthmus of chicken the way he. does it. and we'll put one on the screen here as. you can see he make like a little. it almost looks like a little uh. let me look at famous islands. island shapes. they make a famous island shape it kind. of looks like. let me find one here. i guess this one is pretty good. he make a chicken looks like uh.

uh. mama dick island. he makes a chicken look like a mammoth. island or molokini in hawaii he got a. real they make a chicken uh it's not a. nugget. it's like a nugget's daddy if a nugget's. granddaddy showed up you were like damn. his granddaddy is here. that's what the cain's chicken finger. looks like it's just a bit like a little. it looks like a damn somebody grill uh.

deep fried or harmonica kinda. that's what it is baby you put your lips. up to that thing man. god. you could hear your freaking s you could. hear your stomach just play a damn hem. off that [ __ ]. i bet if you blew into a damn uh chicken. finger then one of them cain's chicken. finger that [ __ ]. damn you play. oh i bet a damn uh unicorn run up if. they hear the right note i just. they got a beautiful chicken anyway.

so i get invited my friend cam invites. me and uh. i show up over at beverly. beverly hills hotel i think and it's. nice over there this is the place where. conor mcgregor where he. you know bought steroids or whatever i. don't know this is but this is you know. he he had been staying over there. it's nice they got rich people in there. i mean it's uh. dude you uh if you just ran up and. punched somebody in that [ __ ].

there's a good chance that person. probably would be really rich. it's that kind of space you know they. got somebody in there somebody in there. drops thirty dollars they don't even. pick it up it's not a day they cruising. they got places to go. um. so anyway we get there and uh. and this is a real i'm in a name drop. this is i mean it was just a wild day. they had. i get there coach orgeron is there. and a beautiful fella if you've never.

seen him he's like a damn italian he. looks like an italian. uh. he kind of like i don't know if he's. italian is he uh he might be i don't. know he looked like a beautiful. some type of a dog like an american. bulldog or something he just. uh and he's real grizzled up he's got. that uh you know. go tigers you know he has that he just. grizzled up. so the coach is there that coach joe. burrow uh. in the deal in this uh college.

championship i walk in. um. [Music]. there's like. uh nelly is there. you know. and nelly i grew up. i mean i put. dude nelly gave a lot of white dudes. hope. real talk. when. a lot of white dudes knew we couldn't. dance. we knew it was impossible we knew.

we suspected i think that god didn't. want us to do it. you know you just. and then nelly came along and you're. like damn bro god wants maybe does god. is willing to. reconsider. when nelly hit it just hit hit. it hit. so you got coach oh you got nelly you. got mike thomas oh probably one of my. favorite players from uh national. football.

you got. i mean just a real. dude i can't there's uh. any i don't even know where to go with. this let me think it was just such a. crazy thing so suddenly i'm in there. brian all you know i get nervous. sometimes around a lot of celebrities i. get nervous. so all i can see is the food suddenly. i'm just looking at the food and i'm. over there. you know i'm picking up food and setting. it back down like a catch and release. program or whatever like they do in the. um.

uh. nature. you know. i'm moving i don't know what's going on. i'm you know i'm talk i'm looking at. stuff i'm making weird conversation. asking people like about the recipe or. something i put a plate with four. deviled eggs on it i don't even like. those [ __ ] so now i'm wandering. around with these deviled eggs you know. looking like a real creep. um. and i didn't want them and there wasn't. a lot of table area. so i could you that's what i hate if. you're at a party or some type of.

mingling event and you can't set down. your dev there's nowhere to set that you. know. so you're just wandering around with. these deviled eggs. you know like you're looking for you you. know. like you. you like you got bee al's above uterus. on a little plate or something you. working. you know you working in uh. what's it called gestation or something. for satan. you juggling gestation on that little. plate. because you got them d eggs on you bro.

you got them little uh. them little hen rubies baby you know. anyway so. i don't even know who they're just a. it's a crazy group of people that's in. there so i uh. some of my friends introduced me to mike. mike thomas i get to start talking to. him just talking about saints and stuff. like that. and um. and then we all leave we get into a. a like a real cavalcade. cavalcade of vehicles.

like nice vehicles. just some shapes i've never even seen. one of them look like a van that uh. it looked like a van that had like a. real rich daddy. you know what i'm talking about you ever. see one of those it's like a van but. there's really no even i mean i guess. there's windows but it's like. it's like a mercedes van and it looks. like somebody's dead it looks like. whoever [ __ ] that van's mom had some.

money you know um. anyway we get in there so i'm in there. it's crazy one of the jonas brothers is. in there. nick or randall or some i'm not even. sure you know. um. his spouse odell beckham's. his spouse. was in there beautiful lady. uh. odell beckham jr's brother is in there. um my friend cam is in there.

um. another some lady i didn't know. and some guy from keeping up with the. kardashians that had kept getting this. kind of face remodeled you know. um. anyway we are in this. we're in this van and they got a police. escort. so dude this [ __ ] feels like. i mean it's fan you know it's crazy you. know i'm in there i'm just sitting in. there enjoying myself.

next thing you know we get all the way. up to the l. to the stadium to the sofa stadium. and one thing that was rough you could. from every angle you came in from the. stadium i didn't feel like you could see. the stadium well. there was no like. good angle to see it. they had so many fences up like trying. to block covet and [ __ ] you know it's la. so they got all of these. they got people out there with shields. trying to keep cove it out and just. just ridiculous you know uh.

a lot of ridiculous [ __ ] out there. um. [Music]. and so you couldn't really see the. stadium that was weird well we got lost. our group got separated. from uh. we got separated from everybody. we somehow we got separated because. there was like it was probably like 60. people in our group. and i'm leaving a ton of people out oh. um logan was there mike magillac.

uh. logan paul mike magillac. their producer. oh bob mennori was there you know he's a. voice-over guy and he's a um funny guy. and he bet on the um. game he bet 75 grand on. on a team that did not win. so that was. you know you could see him going through. a lot he was changing colors throughout.

the game like a mood ring bro you could. just see him. you know adjusting to the over under as. things went. uh. and then i think he really at the end he. was really bad i remember he shook my. hand he wouldn't let go he needed. somebody. he needed somebody to be there. so anyway we get we get lost from the. group and our our group gets separated. and we get stuck on the side of the. street. so we're stuck on the side in like a.

neighborhood the other groups all went. inside and we're our our group got. separated. i don't know what happened i think um. i think something happened. you know. maybe a strong wind hit us or something. we got blowed off course. you know and next that's how they you. know. and that's the difference between being. christopher columbus and freaking. you know randy columbus. nobody's ever heard of him bro but he. was right there until the end a win hit.

him and damn next you know he's lodged. over there in compton and just in a. neighborhood. and that was us bro we got randy. columbus dude right over off to the side. so we kept trying to find our way into. this uh. driving around into the stadium we. couldn't. and so then we just got out on foot man. and. it was just the wildest crew bro. they had um. there's some famous singers that were. there um.

shawn. mendes. shawn mendes was there. and if you've never seen this guy man. he's like i didn't know he was i've. heard of his name and i didn't know. who he was. because i don't know there's a lot of. stuff i don't know. and he was there. and he's just a you know he's really. he looks like salvador dali's son bruh. you know he just real looked like an. artistic kind of.

like if a birch tree went to ny like uh. nyu or something you know he really he. just. you know he's an artist. and then they had. um. this guy lion i think his name was leon. from. a band it was. what was it. a famous band third. three's company or something.

it was with harry styles. and harry styles left them because i. guess they were. you know he was better looking than the. other guys whatever i'm not sure who. else was in it like little ringo and. somebody else was in the band. uh. zane a guy named zane i think or zade. and uh. yeah and harry styles said damn bro you. know what i'm saying y'all ain't really. showing up in the mirror like i am so. i'm out and he left them.

but anyway. great guys. uh. [Music]. anyway so all of us. and um. jonas. and jonas's wife. and. odell beckham's brother. uh and my friend cam. and there's this lit young lady i don't. remember her name but so suddenly we we. can't get in so now we just. just start walking around so we're just. wandering around walking around the. stadium. um.

[Music]. just wandering around and literally like. you know it was just crazy because these. are people that would sell out stadiums. and just wandering around everybody's so. focused on football that nobody even. notices anything. um. [Music]. so that was just a cra it was just a. unique it was just an interesting. experience that was an interesting. experience. uh. it was just crazy. kyle gurley came in who used to play for.

the rams. am. oh no eddie gurley. i don't know bro. dude i it was just like. it was just the whole vi the whole. environment was just nuts. and um. yeah it's so crazy because it was such a. ridiculous time but then now that i. share about it i feel like i just. [ __ ]. made it boring. uh.

but yeah i watched the game man i was so. bummed. for um. [Music]. i was so bummed for cincinnati. because if they win bro if cincinnati. wins. that does everything for cincinnati dude. that they remember that forever. people can die people on life support. would have just signed off. last night. if cincinnati had won.

people said. signing off. and they'd gone back to they'd have. heard the lord's doorbell. but. yeah just not what happened and uh. and the rams. la will forget by wednesday by the time. you're listening to this la will have. forgotten that their team won the super. bowl. not the die die-hards there's definitely. some die-hards out there you know and.

there's a lot of vatos out there you. know that love uh los ramas. you know. you oh you saw a lot of it. i mean i felt like there was some points. i felt like we were some of the only. white people in the place. um. [Music]. but damn cincinnati imagine you flying. home bro. and you just going back to. um to to what you know i love cincinnati. but you got it you know you get back.

there they give you one more bowl of. chili dog you know like damn. damn. so i would just um. it hurt me that they lost. it hurt me i really wanted them to win. you know it just was and i don't know. it'd be an interesting climb over the. years for joe burrow and. god i just love that underdog vibe. i love that underdog vibe man.

so. but yeah man it was just a cr the whole. it was just a crazy time this the whole. i was just like damn. what am i doing in here. in this place there was this. you know not that anybody's really. different than anybody else and. everybody was super low-key man. nelly was cutting up the whole time. making people laugh that dude is. hilarious. um.

yeah i i i don't know it was just. interesting everybody was super friendly. and way. and it was kind of funny because you had. like a lot of you know. you know hypothetically fancy people but. once we got. lost. and. we had to just get out and walk just. through a neighborhood and then just. walk it was just like uh. i don't know it was just interesting. it was just almost like a little bit of. like um.

i don't know because you had people that. normally would be escorted in through. private entrances and fancy. and then you just had them just being. totally regular. and uh. it was pretty cle it was just it was. almost like a prank like a prank or. something they would do on um ellen or. something like that it seemed like on. ellen degeneres if you believe in her. so. but man i had a nice time i made some. new friends that's what i did feel like. so.

got to talk saints football with mike. thomas dude that's crazy. you know he's one of the best receivers. ever and so i was just. like a child you know and. i felt like a child. i've always felt like a child though so. um. yeah i'll tell you some other stuff let. me let me think about what else let me. let me tell you this though also that. this um. what is today. i don't know doesn't matter peloton baby.

that's what i'm telling you about. you got to keep fitness fresh. you know especially these days all the. commercials even people with one leg are. doing. triathlon you'll see somebody with one. leg going uh beating their children now. where before that. you know that kind of thing was reserved. for somebody that was fully legged. and now they doing whatever everybody's. got you know. you see a one-armed person out there. doing um.

you know doing uh. doing a chili cooking a chili and. stirring the chili with um that hook. you know. just hooking out that meat sauce. and it's just that's the way the world. is. so what i'm saying is you got to keep. things fresh. with your fitness and the way to do that. is to stay motivated. and keep from burning out and doing the. same thing. you know maybe you've been just doing. running maybe you need to do a little. bit of archery.

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one suite to the next you could just. uh even if you were just in the regular. area you could just walk into a suite. we walked into one it's a fedex company. then package boys you know them. overnighters. day in there them same day afternoon. dogs day in there you saw them those men. look tired. the same day afternoon guy like damn. they look. they've been they they put in work. the overnight guys did a little bit the.

second third day air they were [ __ ]. those. they was comfortable. they was comfortable. but yeah we walked in there and all this. thing was right next to drake the. musician his thing was right there. so i would look over and he's standing. right there i said damn bro. these people rich as hell bro. somebody in there they rich. they rich man. dude if drake even sneezed on me i put.

on a neck brace. you know what i'm saying boy that's what. i would do. if that dude even patted me on the back. once i put that neck brace on baby that. whiplash. um. but it was fun man watching the game. seeing all the hype. uh. i'd never been to a super bowl and i. never even thought about the super bowl. you know i never thought about the super. bowl like us.

you know i remember growing up we would. stay it was kind of late i remember i. remember i think. one year it was i felt like it was late. maybe just because i was a child. and it felt like it was late on tv. and we watched it. and i think it was the nine of the 49ers. had lost had beaten cincinnati. so damn. but that's gotta suck you fly all the. way home and they just got another warm. thing of chili for you it's nice though.

i'll say this. the best food if you're if you're going. to be a team that loses the super bowl. and you got to go back to a city. nothing goes better. with losing honestly. than a warm bowl of chili dog. and that's god saying that through me. right now i know that. nothing goes better with losing than. that warm bowl of chili.

damn bro. that will help. that will that will help. but god i wish they would have won it. i wish they would have won it. um i want to tell you um. we have still shows uh two february 25th. in rockford in february 26th in chicago. and may 7th in los angeles. uh those are. all still on sale. um.

what else. you guys got some calls and we'll get to. those in a minute. oh. yeah dude it was just it felt pretty. magical i felt just lucky to be there. like. you know i guess you know a lot of. people don't get to go to the super bowl. and i called my good friend will teague. right before i got right before i was. heading over there because we we we. watched i think a first. super bowl probably together we were. neighbors.

he's a neighbor child. and i called him i said hey man i'm. going to the super bowl dude. and it was not it was just nice it was. just you know. i don't know. just cool i never thought i would go to. a super bowl. so. just yeah it was it was it was just a. real time. it was a real time i'm pretty lucky to. have uh just opportunities like that. um. so yeah i guess i felt pretty grateful.

not trying to brag about it just i mean. [ __ ] it was just bizarre dude. it was just. just the whole thing was bizarre. and then we got stuck afterwards we. couldn't leave the traffic is just. horrible so we literally had to just. hang out in the parking lot. in the back. for about two hours. just sitting there just milling around. uh. it was like summer camp kind of. and it was funny because once everybody.

got kind of became stranded nobody was. like a no nobody like none of like the. celebrity people seemed like celebrities. anymore. they just everybody just kind of seemed. just like. just pretty regular. you know it was like uh. once every. yeah i don't know once. once we were all just kind of stranded. it was just like it was almost like when. the power went out when you were young.

and you just. you'd all have to come together and just. be around you know. you'd all have to come together and just. be around each other. when the power went out because you kind. of needed each other it was just a. little bit like that it was like. [ __ ]. we can't go nowhere this is. this is our new little uh. america. you know it was like a new little. america. so. but that was my time dude that was you. know.

i don't do a lot of crazy [ __ ] like that. that was my time baby i was out there. um. what else is interesting oh i went to. see a blo i went to a blockbuster. video. this is about maybe a. maybe a month ago. i went and visited mac's girlfriend she. lives in bend oregon. if you believe in that place. i went and visited her and uh. and. they had a blockbuster.

video up there the last one. and i couldn't believe it right when i. got there some guy was dropping the. videos off in the door in the outdoor. slot. some dude that i mean i can't the. overdue fines he must have had steep. sprack. um. those overdue fines were upstairs baby. them [ __ ] was upstairs.

uh. and. yeah and then you go in and it's just a. flood of the past. it's like the yellow that was kind of. the yellow was a little bit stolen by. the minions kind of. they kind of took that blockbuster. yellow. and it was just like the wooden like uh. the kind of. prefab kind of. wooden uh.

there was like you know what i'm talking. about the wood the paneling type of wood. you know it wasn't paneling it was like. these like. it was like kind of plywood i think but. it had like this like laminate over it. and. and you just saw the movie you saw the. thing dramas telev uh. television was a section and it was just. on. dvd or c i don't even know what the what.

format it was on in there. but it was awesome you just and you saw. so many titles that was the thing. you saw all the time you're like oh what. is this one. you know. russian uh. you know bomber or something. oh russian bomber i've never seen this. and you read it. you know like somebody bombs a russian. that was like the synopsis to me like. this [ __ ] sounds. pretty bad you know.

my stepdad would like it that's one of. those movies you know. like jack reacher 70. he would like that. um. but yet one thing that was interesting. you got to see all the movie went to the. different sections kids adults. uh. teens and they had drama violence. horror you go to the little section like. oh well look at all these movies you. know. uh rambo you know rambo uh. like a.

rambo. remember that. or they'd have like bad attack and like. two you know dangerous bats attack a. family or something and you know outside. of des moines though. and they're like damn they [ __ ] these. bats are getting people damn these bats. um. but the one thing interesting thing i. thought about being at the blockbuster. was you got to uh. you made a choice you had all the things. and you made a choice. you went and you were like oh this one.

looks pretty good i'll make this choi. i'm gonna chew. there was just so many choi you could. wander and you could choose like. it felt like you had so many. options and you got to make a choice. whereas with the streaming platforms now. you turn it on the most you can see on a. screen at one time is about eight or ten. names. and i don't really and it feels like. it's the same you could go through every. section they give you the same you know. nine options you're like damn.

so that was one thing that felt. interesting at the blockbuster was that. i got to make the choice i. you know maybe i'd be in comedy section. i'd be looking to see you know let me. look over there you know they got horror. films or they got a geriatric um. you know nightmare or whatever pudding. nightmares or whatever. and you go over there and look at that. they got construction you know different. [ __ ] in one area it's just blueprints. rolled up you could read them [ __ ].

you know bad blueprints a lot of stuff. from probably like uh. areas where there's like a high water. table like damn. so if you know about blueprints some of. that [ __ ] can be very very scary. uh. but i just thought it was interesting. you got to me i felt so much more like i. made the choice at blockbuster. whereas with the streamer platforms i. feel like the choice is kind of made for. you they're making the choice in the. background.

you know they're giving you these here's. 12 options choose this is you know. but at blockbuster just felt like here's. all the options. and maybe because at blockbuster you're. physically moving so you're kind of. wandering through the ah there's a more. of like you doing. an action to go choose something. i don't know it was definitely i i just. felt strongly like man i miss having the. choice. as opposed to what it feels like now. more is that it gets.

it kind of gets chosen for you you don't. it doesn't really. but the screen is just you know it's. such such a small screen that they. they're gonna they hit you with it. enough you might click on it. um but yeah it was crazy the new. releases and the pete the workers are up. there and they're like doing the little. thing where they take the thing off and. make sure nobody's stealing and [ __ ] god. it was such a throwback.

and then they had the little candies. they had the um. there was always a couple of packs they. had nestles then they had the nestle. nugget bites or whatever. the butterfinger bites when them [ __ ]. came out dude. we i had a buddy broke into a [ __ ]. blockbuster and got six packs of those. bites. got six packs of those bites dude. of uh. butterfinger bites bro. damn dude. you'd have something to do if your. stepdad had two things of freaking bites.

you'd [ __ ] wake his ass up get the. [ __ ] up stanley get up darren. get up [ __ ]. i want them bites dog. i want them bites. when them [ __ ] hit the scene bro when. bites hit the scene. when butterfinger bites hit the scene. bro when nestle bites. yeah damn dog. you'd see people in their [ __ ]. backyards training their bulldog to go. get one get that [ __ ].

get that [ __ ] reginald get that [ __ ]. get that [ __ ] boy get that bite. it's a different time man [ __ ]. was amped. and then they had the other candy it was. like the last i was like the package. just looks like kind of tropical colors. like red and yellow and or. blue. like what is that you know. oh. yeah so that was it man that was it.

but it was just yeah and the p oh i took. a picture of the people working in there. and they got upset they said you can't. take pictures of the humans in there. and they had a little spot at the back. of the block bus you do a birthday in. there if you want get your friends over. there. you know if you still got enough friends. that'll come to a birthday that remember. blockbuster that's a little [ __ ]. that's diced out. um. what else you guys had some great calls. man you know i just had to tell you. about this super bowl experience it was.

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with the doorbell leaving you look at it. and now they got the ring thing you can. just look and see who it is there's no. surprise you know it used to be like. every time the doorbell rang it was like. uh. it was a surprise party but you didn't. know if the party was gonna be good or. bad. or just neutral sometime it was just. somebody. i remember one time we opened the door. somebody just standing there. said they accidentally rung it.

said all right bro. so you just never know. but now with the ring thing you see who. it is. you know. now with the movies you don't really you. know they give you you know the options. they really narrow it till they get you. to get the one you want. oh that'll do it. you know a lot of the streaming. platforms they'll even change the image. on the thing of the film so or the the. the project until one it catches your.

eye. they'll use three or four pictures. when they did the netflix special they. would use three or four pictures and. change it and see which one gets. people's eye the most. they want to get your eye. this is different. but yeah i miss i miss the element of. surprise. i miss a little bit of going into the. place and. and also at blockbuster you drove over.

there. you had to get your mom to bring you. over there she'd be out there smoking in. a car. she'd be out there smoking and yell. something get something good. and you'd be in that [ __ ] and a lot of. times she gave you money to get a movie. and you got a game that was a crazy. you brought that [ __ ] back in. mommy like what movie is it you'd be. like oh. oh. double dragon.

and then she beat your ass or something. or beat half your ass. a smart mother leave you with half an. ass to sit on. i remember my mother whooped me so bad. one time i had to ride home on all fours. on the back seat. because i just had too much damage on my. ass. too much ass damage. praise god baby. praise god. um. what else.

we got some calls that came in uh. let's see what we got. here's a couple that came in um. here we go let's hear this. what's that nto it's ryan from up here. in louisville kentucky what's up ryan. up there in louisville baby and that's. where my boy uh cedric jumped out. and uh.

surprised everybody at that. party. and um. and stole all those purses baby praise. god i hope he's doing well. out there. uh let's hear more brother onward. so. my girlfriend and i've been together for. about two years now we moved in together. oh damn okay so you did it like that. amen but she had a cat and her cat was. kind of an [ __ ] you know. yeah man that's uh.

that's a cat. so i was like [ __ ] let me get a cat. so we got me a cat. months go by. and now bro you gotta you you you. why'd you let her get you a cat. that's. if she already has a cat. do you need a cat man like why do you. that's like the sadie hawkins of like. the animal kingdom kind of like why do.

you. i don't think you needed to get a cat. man because. i mean i've never been like i don't know. i'm not letting some if my. if i have a girlfriend and she has a cat. i'm not letting her get me a [ __ ] cat. you keep your cat. sondra or whatever. your name is. i don't want a cat. so i'm trying to support you here man. but let's hear more. yeah cat.

months go by. and now we break up in that time no [ __ ]. dude. you break up because you that you let. that you. and i'm gonna lose this i'm gonna use. this term loosely bro that's a loose. term you letting that match. cat you up you was done the second you. say yeah baby i'll take a cat. on your behalf what dog. you out here cat having for these hoes. baby damn you can't live like that. god don't want you to god don't want you.

out there. going home to some cat you don't even. love. and when you do that [ __ ] a woman sees. that oh he willing to get that cat. all right. that's. onward tell her to move out. she ends up taking the [ __ ] cat she. takes her cat and my cat yeah you never. had a cat bro don't you understand you. never had a cat. you was a pawn baby. you was a pawn you was a pet shop pawn.

you was a fella you they they ladies. that lady used you. she'd probably have a bunch of pictures. of men on her phone that she may get. cats. and you wanted him now look at franklin. he's got it look at him look at that. tabby look at ryan over here with that. little siamese. come on baby you're better than that. let's hear more. she takes her cat and my cat. i think better carries goddamn cuts than.

she ever could. she's doing this just to get back at me. i mean. is she wrong. or am i just bitching. man i. you can't be doing that bro. you can't take on an animal because some. lady needs you and wants to see you like. that she wants to look across the room. and see you with your cat and she got. her cat. that's just. you you tougher than that.

you know. i don't want some lady looking over and. i got a cat that she made me get. bro. i'm upstairs baby if you need me. i'll be over there petting my dick no. i'll be over there petting myself. i'll be over there licking my own skin. you know i don't need so i'll be over. there with a damn parrot or a damn uh. pit bull baby or a damn gay friend.

that's a prize fighter that's italian. baby i'll be over there with a [ __ ]. billy conforto dog. i'll sit over there with a ghost i don't. need to be sitting over there with a cat. that a woman made me get. damn bro good luck dog. and be lucky she took that cat. i used to live with a guy over here. kenny bruh and he would uh get stoned. and make his cats jump up into little. boxes and [ __ ]. and i'd have to sit out there and watch. that [ __ ] see and i was that's and i was.

you. i was you man i'm watching i'm [ __ ]. out here this dude he's [ __ ] high and. i'm out here you know and i'm [ __ ]. high watching these cats in the dude's. boxes what the [ __ ] am i doing. and wondering why i'm lonely i'm out. here watching some man teach a cat to do. box tricks and [ __ ] in our living room. and neither one of us were really. gainfully employed. dear god bro praise god. all right let's hit a couple of these. man and see what we got here.

hey theo my name is kate and i just. listened to your episode about. ayahuasca and your mom and starting to. feel your feelings again and i was. incredibly touched. thanks for the call kate thank you for. reaching out uh the hotline as always is. 985-664-95003. onward. and. i think i was kind of getting teary-eyed. a little bit throughout a lot of it um. it reminded me of my own experience not.

thinking i had feelings for decades well. i mean not decades but a long [ __ ]. time. and once i. started feeling them again um. having. an interaction with my dad where i was. just crying. and so devastated by something and he. was looking at me like i had three eyes. like. i remember him saying like do you want. do you want a beer. do you want a glass of wine do you want. to go out to dinner.

and i was like no i just want you to. [ __ ]. look at like just listen to me or hold. me or. cry or. show kind some kind of semblance of. emotion like don't try to. patch this up with food or alcohol you. know so i just to say like. a lot of us have had this experience. realizing that our parents. couldn't have this open emotional. awareness with us and it's a really.

shitty thing to realize and i think it's. kind of like the equivalent of grieving. a death. like what you might be going through is. some kind of grief for. something that you didn't receive in. childhood that you needed and didn't. have the words to express or know that. you needed at the time. yeah look look i appreciate the call and. uh. and she's talking about the last episode. if you didn't hear i was talking to just. about the the experience that i've had. um. with trying to get off antidepressants.

and. uh. doing ayahuasca and just the. all that's come up during it and and. everything um. yeah you know i think it's tough a lot. of us. when people. we we. well there's a couple things for one we. tend to yeah when people there's so many. things that can distract us from our. feelings now.

there's so many just. so many things. that can just. you have a feeling you reach for a phone. you reach for a cigarette you reach for. um a video game you reach anything. to not have this kind of human. experience. uh. and i don't know how. we stop that.

especially now with phones i mean we're. just addicted if there's any there's no. bigger addiction than a phone it just. it's almost like we've let electronics. beat us kind of in a way or we've let. like. i don't know. we've let. here let me listen to what you said. again. i remember him saying like do you want. do you want a beer. do you want a glass of wine do you want. to go out to dinner. and i was like no i just want you to.

[ __ ]. look at like just listen to me or hold. me or. cry or. show kind some kind of semblance of. emotion like don't try to. patch this up with food or alcohol. yeah i think there's yeah so i think. there's a lot of yeah we try to patch. things up we try to we don't know what. to do. and some parents come from a generation. where feelings were they didn't there. wasn't feelings. there was no responsibility.

we're at such a place in the world. especially in like this capitalist. country of america. where. where we're all kind of so satiated. and there's so much less for us to do. physically a lot of times that we're. [ __ ] sitting around here you know i'm. sitting around here uh. you know. sunbathing in my feelings.

you know literally just sitting here. eating feeling soup it's like i'm just. um. and i'm not knocking it i'm not. but i think a lot of our parents are. from a different generation different. time. you know where things still needed to be. done with the daily routine and the. responsibility and like. um. you know people used to have kids. because they needed them to help on the. farm that's a few generations ago but.

it's not that. you know it was just a different you. would lose more kids in childbirth it. was just. there was a lot more uh. things were more industrial in some ways. and more natural. in some ways. i think nature and the reality of things. was a lot closer. because there weren't so many things to. separate you.

and. and people used to get sick and die more. there was a react there was just a. reality was so right there. um. and now it's like everywhere you know. there's a medicine for everything. everybody stays alive till you know. we live in. longer so there's some semblance of. that. you know we all have these desk jobs.

where we're sitting here looking at. ourselves and looking at feedback it's. just about us it's just this mental loop. where it's probably unhealthy for us and. so yeah i think we're just in different. times you know i think it's so i think. that's part of it. so sometimes our parents they just. didn't it wasn't it's not a part of. their. language. i think for some of them it's not a part. of their language. but. yeah. you know this whole this whole.

experience going through the ayahuasca. and trying to stay off antidepressants. has been tough. because i just had all these feelings. that had never been anywhere they'd just. been stuck in me so it's like. and i could never always remember asking. myself how do i feel about this i could. never i couldn't even get a feeling. it was always just this kind of. comfortable space you know we're. semi-comfortable space.

but yeah thanks for sharing kid i think. there's you know a couple of things that. play one where our parents had they they. didn't have that. the luxury if it is a luxury. of. wandering through their feelings so much. um. because they had to actually deal with. stuff on the outside they had real. things to deal with. whereas today on average. a lot of that has been. it's pretty comfortable. for most people in america.

so. you're just kind of left like the only. the last frontier is inside of ourselves. now. and so that's where some of us are. maybe exploring and then since we're not. using our bodies and stuff as much. then there's just. you know i think there's like this weird. time where. we don't.

a lot of us. you know our nature doesn't know what to. do. um. [Music]. i think there's a weird thing going on. where we don't feel of use. and so uh. i don't know. i don't know exactly what i'm saying. um. [Music]. i don't know sorry i don't know exactly. what i'm saying kate but i i do.

appreciate your call and i appreciate. you uh sharing your experience. um. [Music]. let's get another caller or two that. came in man uh. here we go right here. hey theo this is rose i just i'm from. dallas texas and i just want hey rose. from texas yeah the yellow rose of texas. that used to be a thing i don't know. what it was i think it was a garden or. something over there.

and i don't know what happened to it. probably that roundup ready monsanto. killed a lot of that [ __ ]. but um. i love you thank you for calling in rose. uh let's hear more. i want to let you know. that i listened to your last solo album. and i'm the mother of five sons no. daughters and i consider myself a pretty. loving mother but damn. you really got that. your uterus is a damn little [ __ ] gun. baby that thing's firing out wieners.

baby damn bro. praise baby praise. thank you for sharing man um ma'am. or young lady i don't you know. who knows uh but thank you for the call. let's hear more you have five sons. but the words that you said really spoke. to me about being there for them not. having an answer not having a suggestion. just sitting with them in their pain and. i'm trying to raise strong men.

but. i needed to hear that and i think that. not only will i be a better mother but. you'll help me raise better men and i. just really appreciate your. vulnerability. and your. just access to your feelings and. willingness to share that um. it means a lot to all of us and i hope. you know that gang gang. gang rose thank you. uh. yeah and i think i could have been extra.

sense i could be extra sensitive about. this the the relationship in my. in my relationship with my uh mother. because i didn't have a father. relationship so you know. and i was also a sensitive kid so you. you put all that stuff together. um. you know it it can just. it can really be kind of like a little. android like a perfect storm kind of. like that movie where they killed that. guy. uh. ahab or whatever i don't know what i.

don't know what the guy's name but. but anyway um. but thank you for sharing yeah and. that's cool you got five sons that's. awesome. yeah i think that's just. yeah i don't know how to have a bet i. mean. i don't know how to have a better i mean. i guess i do but it's like. i don't know i don't know what. you know.

i don't know. but i appreciate that um and i don't. have any choice. but to be where i am like. you know i wasn't feeling good there's. nothing i could do about it i've tried. been trying everything um. so i just have to be i think on this. space that i'm on right now. and uh. yeah i think you sound like you're doing. a good job just from your voice. uh.

and i hope you are. and um. yeah and i wish you the best of of. of love and connection over there with. your children. all right um. yeah and i want to thank everybody a lot. of nice messages and stuff uh. from. uh last week's episode and just for the. support. you know um. just for the support i'm feeling excited. this week i'm going back to the. ayahuasca treatment i feel.

you know uh. i'm feeling good taking care of myself. um. yeah. but i do appreciate it you know it's. just been it's a wild journey like. you know i i don't know it's like. this is just where this is my life. yeah i'm just really grateful for the. support man a lot of nice words.

um. you know a lot of people going through. their own journeys and things and. trying to keep themselves healthy and. well. and i don't know what it is i don't know. if it's that. uh. maybe humans we don't feel of use we. feel disconnected from nature i'm not. sure i don't know if. if america has much more mental health. problems than other places or emotional. wellness problems you know.

because i also don't know if some of my. problems feel like their mental health. or if they're more like just emotional. wellness you know i mean i took a long. sabbatical on medicine. from. having feelings. so. you know when you. when you really. open that back up it's gonna be. a ride um. [Music]. but. yeah. just grateful man grateful for a lot of.

beautiful messages uh. and uh and just for supporting the. podcast. um. excited to do some shows got to do some. shows last night uh this uh two nights. ago. um. what else is going on i'm feeling a. little bit overwhelmed i got a busy day. that i got to go do some other stuff and. this week is going to be busy. i'm going to vegas to interview. um. we got somebody coming up on the pod so.

going to interview them. and. then going back for the ayahuasca. treatment this weekend so. you know just a lot a lot going on. getting out on tour next week and um. yeah. still kind of high from that super bowl. was a long you know it was up late. and uh. yeah i don't know i'm feeling. i'm feeling pretty chill man. you know i'm feeling grateful that i. have things to do.

uh. and. [Music]. and this is where we are baby. this is where we are um. yeah so i just want to thank everybody. and uh what else. that's it. that's all we gotta hope you're doing. well and happy valentine's day to you. and uh. i hope you get a little chocolate or. something you know i remember when i was. young my mom used to always give us. these chocolates.

she would give us that little russell. stovers daddy damn that little [ __ ] had. about four four in it i think. and one year we had a little bit of. money she gave us that [ __ ] has six in. it damn. and i love them all except for the one. with the strawberry cream in it. i would trade that one in my younger. sister lie to her about what it was oh. yeah you'll love this one. and uh. and that was what it was baby that's you. know. that's that's capitalism that's how it.

works. um. i think let's let's get out of here the. way that we came in man i really like. this tune this is north mississippi. all-stars uh i love you guys uh be good. to yourself. and. damn dude i got to go to the super bowl. bro that's crazy. so that's really really. i never would have thought it. if you told me about the super bowl a. lot of said damn bruh no way. so but that's not what i'm saying now. uh you guys be good to yourselves baby.

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