Belated Bunny | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #389

all right let's get into it uh good day. everyone and welcome to uh another. episode of this past. weekend. um what's going on Happy Belated. Easter if you did it if you did Easter. man then you probably know what I'm. talking about or if you enjoy Easter. [Music].

don't let the Lord lick you where a good. Lord what did they used to say. don't. don't I don't know what they said but. here we are um happy Easter happy. belated. Easter uh and let's get into this. episode. [Music].

oh that's a little slow boy that that'll. make you damn kill yourself at a wedding. right there that thing sounds a little. that's a little slow I'm sorry I trying. to find some Easter T Easter Easter. music and Easter don't have a lot of.

good music that's another thing you know. Easter don't have a lot of good music. most of it's at church you got to go to. church church to hear it let's try one. more here we go. [Music].

oh that drum comes. [Music]. in that drum comes in and doesn't even. help yeah that's a little that's bad.

when the drum comes in and doesn't even. help you. know that sound like a little maybe like. an elementary school band at a um on the. Titanic or something like damn you know. the second they start up this this band. is going down. [Music]. boy oh yeah.

yeah you could hear the water I mean you. could you could see the Water Rising. outside of the classroom Windows right. there that. thing that's a real Sinker Anthem right. there I. think what is I'm trying to find if they. have one more good track for Easter. music here let me see what I can do for. us try to find one more um. [Music].

there we go. [Music]. baby that's got a little more lift in it. when you're. down out in the. cold faithless and dark your stories. Untold come take my hand and walk there. with. me I know a place where we can be free.

let's go baby there is a. light shining for. you guiding your. way helping you. through and shadows and glue are all. that you see we'll find a place where we. can be free come on. now from the mountain top down to the. deepest.

hear a voice calling you calling you. it's the rising sun shining in the dark. of can't you see you will be free can't. you. [Music]. see can't you see you will be free and. that's a beautiful little tune right. there I just found that that is there is. a light by the. stonekeepers and that band play some.

stuff it seems like. uh something you could wash a baby to. really that's what you want let's hear. them again it's just instrumental here. with this. [Music]. hitter come on. now oh yeah tuck your junk baby tuck. your junk and feel something.

M you don't need a bra ladies let the. Lord hold your tits ladies come. on and Big. Fellas come. [Music]. on there you go that's something you can. wash a dang baby to right. [Music]. there you could just see the water going. over his little back.

[Music]. yeah that's something you can wash a. baby too right there you know even wash. under his thick little arms right there. you know just get up just damn you just. want to just clean that little sucker. out get the devil out from under his. arms when I was young they used to tell. you that if you stank real bad say you. got the devil under your arms. boy and as a kid you'd smell under your. arm you like dang something is going on. under.

there I do have something. non-well festering under me you. know I do have something uh you know I. got a little dark arts Garden under each. pit under each flapper under each lifter. under each. arm what's going on yeah I hope you had. a beautiful Easter time I had a nice. time myself I hope you are uh you know. wherever this this um episode finds you. today if you're in your car or if you.

sitting at home maybe having your little. soup or something you know maybe on a. lunch. break and you got a. sandwich and some people look some. people cut their. sandwiches and that that that's me I cut. my sandwich up you know I do the four. cut some people do their sandwich they. don't do any cut they just bite into it. just. blindly just no there's not a real game.

planing it's. very that those people that's a real. question mark fella right there or. strong. woman somebody who don't the the the. sandwi is it's more of that attack dog. style you. know I'm just gonna get in that [ __ ]. get in. there but I like that more that one. that's been more. dissected you know you always knew how. much somebody mom loved him when they. were a kid if they if that sandwich had.

been really clipped. up you know and sometimes you know yeah. cuz your mom your mom if you if your mom. really loves she cut that thing you know. nice. and and then you had them you know them. regular boys out there and they eat that. [ __ ] you know that thing look there's. no plan to get into that thing that. sandwich looks like it doesn't even want. you to get into it sometimes if you look. at it that way.

and that's certain when I was yeah when. I was young I had that kind that thing. was that thing was. uh didn't have a lot of entry points on. it a lot of those sandwiches we had. um what's going on man uh yeah there's. always that person at lunch that pulls. that bad Bastard out you're like damn. boy this. dude this dude's going through some. stuff that sandwich doesn't have.

anything going on with it and sometimes. some people's mind would cut the heart. in the middle be like. damn they must be rich. bro if somebody had that heart cut in. that s like they must be. rich and sometimes they were that's the. that that's the real kicker there. sometimes they. were um yeah happy belated Easter man. hope everybody had a nice time I hope. everybody got to at least sit and spend. time with a loved.

one you know got to be around somebody. that they cared about and and uh do. something. joyous I went down to. Louisiana which is a beautiful place. down there. man it's a slower. place you get down to Louisiana man a. half hour will take 45. minutes ain't nobody in a rush to get. through that. b somebody start a sentence at 11:00. a.m. and finish it up at about 12:20.

like. damn dang boy Mr Eddie really got a gift. a gab they. say but it's a real you know it's just a. slow. going you see somebody start yawning. somebody start yawning about 4:15 in the. afternoon and they won't stop till about. five just a it's a slow pace. it's just that you know it's that kind.

of place um things take. time and people even a hug takes time. you hug somebody that thing will last a. minute or two you could take a small nap. if you. want you know you hug somebody it's just. people there's not as much of a. hurry there's a little more patience. there's a little more peace. docility you know there's something nice. about.

that there's something nice about the. relaxation of it and it's sweaty too. down there. though you get down in Louisiana you get. down into some of these rural areas baby. you know what I'm talking about as. sweaty as can. be someh it's hard to hug some people. now if they a little thick or if they. got a little bit of oil in their skin or. you know or if they too small you can't. even get a hug on somebody if they real. bony like now I can't. you can't it's.

impossible it's just you can't really. get a good snatch on. them because everybody's sweating down. there people so. sweaty you know you see people try to. shake hands they 20 times a hand slide. right off can't even somebody put a. watch on it can't get it on. damn because of the sweat pouring out of. people you know there's just a lot going. on down there uh but we had a nice time. we had a real nice time man.

uh it was uh what was it it was you know. when I was in high school I went and. live with a different family and the. fellow that raised me that man uh her or. who was part of my life he turned 80. years old and he getting older baby. down so we went down there and had his. birthday and that was really nice and. then uh went over to my brother's house. for. Easter and they had some good food over. there there.

baby what they have they had. um them little. uh wiener BL uh it's like wiener. blanket Ed. uh it's not like a it's like a little. wiener blanket uh it looked like a piece. of bread put a rear naked choke on a. damn uh little. Wier you know what I'm talking about. it's look like. um yeah. it's like.

uh you know what I'm talking about it's. just like a little it's like a little. wiener is wearing a little uh French. bread as like a cape I don't know what. it's. called but they had a whole little stack. of them mitches and I got in. there and they had those finger. sandwiches somebody brought a tray at. them and I cracked in at them and some. of. those you know the meat the the the the. the more the afternoon goes on that meat. gets a little hard.

and that's kind of when you find out who. you are as a man I think is uh the later. in the afternoon you're willing to eat a. finger. sandwich because you see some dudes get. real dicey with it too some guys will. only roll in later in the day 5:00 p.m. or something around Sundown and it was a. 1 p.m party and then [ __ ] it gets. real hard on the. outside on those little fingers sound a. little bit of ham on that bastard.

you know a little bit of rots beef. somebody just and some men they go. tongue first into that bit some of those. older man that [ __ ] is like damn. bro y'all need to lock that man up or at. least go through his hard drive that. dude is on to he's been doing you know. that guy's got something going on in. him CU his tongue is out here he's out. here tongue first into the world looking. for. something but if you see some go tongue. first into the hard side of a finger.

sandwich dear God baby lock them up. that's what I. say lock them up. um but yeah we had a nice time man we. had a really nice time uh what else do. we. do um I'll tell you I'll tell you I want. I got some new tour dates I want to tell. you too so don't forget I'm excited to. let you know uh we got an extra show. added in Los Angeles on May 7th that's. coming up over there at the will turn.

and then we got Albuquerque new uh New. Mexico and that's May 18th May 19th in. Midland May 20 in laok Texas and May 21. Dallas Texas we've added another show. there so get your friend or somebody get. somebody you love and bring them grab. somebody by the hand and say hey babe. we're going to go get involved in. something good we also have Savannah. Georgia June 2nd aug Augusta Georgia.

June 3rd and Montgomery Alabama June 4. as well as Columbus Georgia June. 5 uh and some uh those are all available. theo. comom. tour and some new dates down in. Florida we are we have June 23rd in. Hollywood Florida June 24 Fort Meers. Florida down there military area I'm. guessing and June 25 over in Daytona. Beach Florida you come over there bring.

them sunburnt titties out with you and. bring that skin cancer with you baby in. Daytona everybody out there smoking on. them door Al and huffing on Winston's. you'll see a newborn come out and he got. his uh he have a little lighter in his. hand hunting a door Al that's Daytona. Beach Florida June 25 June 26 down there. in Lakeland Florida and those Florida. tickets are available first to patreon.

uh on Tuesday April. 19th um and they'll we'll send you the. code on patreon and then the uh my. pre-sale starts Wednesday April 20th and. that code is rat king at 10:00 a.m. locally you can get. those um and that starts on Wednesday. so yeah as well we have uh got some new. stuff we got the bobble heads on sale. and the gang gang hoodies are out now as. well and you can find all those online. uh. and just thank everybody for the support.

you know uh and thank you for supporting. this podcast and being patient with this. podcast uh and just being a part of of. this. group. um yeah I'll get back into a little bit. more about Easter you know I went and. spent some time with my family and uh. and we really enjoyed ourselves but I. also want to get into the news a little. bit the news right. here um a. man a man an adult male told his.

employer not to celebrate his. birthday and uh he was awarded. $450,000 after he received an unwanted. party and that's where we are folks it. says a Kentucky man with anxiety. disorder asked his employer not to. celebrate his birthday because it would. trigger a panic attack damn. bro dang man now he could have had a. rocky birth that's the thing you get you. don't.

know and sometimes you do know when you. shake somebody's hand you look in the. eye you can see all the way back to the. womb baby straight back to that Mom hole. and you can see that they really. struggled on the way. out some babies they come out that [ __ ]. fat. they they they they don't want to you. know it's been a tough time it's been a. long nine months they. did they've been in there Shaw shanked. out baby they couldn't handle it inside. of their. mom cuz sometimes you don't know what's. going on in the.

womb cuz the others you know we see the. the the the the human side but the back. side of the womb that's the Lord's. that's you know that's the Lord's Lobby. dog that's that BTS we don't know what's. going on in there so that baby could. have been in there you know could have. been caged up could have been they could. have had ms3 back in there they could. have had a couple Brothers in there. shanking out doing dice you don't know. what it's been like in there it could.

have been a you know some vatos running. a fake Church you know you don't know. what the backside of the womb has been. like for a baby what the Lord's Side has. been because that sonogram that just. picks. up you know that's just it picks up the. earth. side so damn bro and you know so some. babies they come right out that [ __ ]. and they don't want to be in the world. really and sometime you see a man and so. when he that birthday just brings all. that back it triggers.

it you know when some people these days. they got a lot of fire [ __ ] out there. they can't handle seeing a little bit of. fire so you put more than four candles. on a on a sugar treat they. [ __ ] they lose their Edge you know so. maybe that's what happened I don't know. it says. um anxiety disorder man asked his. employer not to celebrate his birthday. it would trigger panic when the ACC. company when the company ignored Kevin.

burling's request and at a surprise. lunchtime celebration he got upset had a. panic attack and left. work now this the part if you panicking. that much I don't know if you could. where you drive off or did he walk off. if he walked off I believe. it but if you really panicked out you. can't operate a damn Dodge Neon or. nothing you know you. can't if you really shook I don't know. you know it's hard to really I wouldn't.

get into a motor. vehicle a day after the celebration. Burling was called into a meeting where. he was confronted and criticized for his. reaction damn they probably lit him up. he can't you can't handle this birthday. Kevin uh uh Kevin you can't handle a. surprise party. son this confrontation triggered another. panic attack the lawsuit said he was. fired days later later damn.

bro uh Burling sued alleging disability. discrimination and retaliation on March. 31 a jury awarded him 450. Grand he suffered an adverse employment. action because of his anxiety disability. damn that's where we are people people. can't handle a surprise. party people can't handle a. surprise and I I I think I look I got a. side with the company here man. I got aide with the company because Mr.

Burling if you it's your birthday man. you were the one that was born bro. okay so these people are trying to honor. that's what they do at a office if. there's a kitchen with a table in it at. a. business then the only thing people do. in there is use the. microwave or do surprise cakes for other. people in the office man you got to know.

that [ __ ] if you even go there to work. you got to know that people want to sh. they want to and it's not even about you. it's about the other people at work they. want a 12 minute break to have some bad. cake from Albertson's okay they want to. have an extra 11 or eight minutes during. one day of the week to surprise they. probably don't even know your name Mr. Burling so it's really a CH chance for. you to kind of show out so when you I.

think when you go into a group setting. and you say look I don't want to do the. thing that y'all. [Music]. do and then they do it and you go to the. car with the panic attack man it's your. birthday you were born. bro I think you got to come to term I. think you got to talk to your mother. about it or you got to talk to somebody. about it because if they candle you up. and get that sugar. that's a that that that's all it is man.

yeah can you e can you even imagine. where Kevin's like don't throw me apart. look guys don't throw me a party okay I. mean it guys do if. somebody secretly comes around the. corner with a cake for any. reason I'm out of. here like what happened to him that he. can't handle like what kind of drama. happened to him I just I don't.

understand how you can't handle a. dessert and Tada at the same time I just. don't I don't get it I don't get it but. that's where we are but that's where we. are and a day after the. celebration Burling was called into a. meeting where he was confronted and. criticized hey bro we was trying to. surprise. you and he couldn't take it man and he. triggered another panic.

attack that's the fun it's like is it. just panic attack or you just upset. maybe that's another thing we've gotten. into a place where even if you're just a. little upset people call it a panic. attack so damn but he got that 450. Grand watch him throw himself a huge. birthday party now too watch Kevin. Berlin go hard. bro dang he suffered adverse employment. action you could sue for anything.

now imagine suing cuz people wanted to. show you love on your. birthday maybe he hated those. people maybe he hated working there I. bet that's what it was because if you. hate working. somewhere then when those people are. celebr are trying to get a little bit of. a 12 minute break because of your life. cuz you were born. you gonna say na nah we shutting it down.

I bet that's what happened damn. boy but everybody knows his name now. Kevin burling's got 450k on him so. somebody gonna surprise that dude with a. weapon or something I mean they that's a. lot of. money what else we got in the news. Michigan. kindergartner Michigan kindergartner. brings Jose qu o Margaritas to snack. time made students. woozy that's Michigan bro have you been. to.

Michigan that's Michigan. dude that's mix that's Mexican Michigan. really that's all they doing a. Kindergarten class accidentally consumed. tequila during snack time one of the. kids bought a bottle of ready to drink. Jose quo Margaritas to Grand River. Academy so you know if Academy is in it. it's Rich children in her backpack she. brought it rich. several students drank it bro thoughts.

probably one kindergartner felt woozy. and a little. dizzy some little lightweight after. having four or five sips from a Dixie. cff this sounds like a this sounds like. a Morgan Walling concert are they what. was going on. here. but what else that's the. news okay we got uh I want to tell you. this that right now this episode is.

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it um and I really like. Easter you know I like uh the tradition. I like you go and you see you get you a. little cut of ham on the plate and get. you a ham Medallion or whatever they got. over there you cut some people do it. different some people cut the ham in. Easter shape or something you might get. a little rabbit ear of ham or you might. get your a little. uh you know some somebody. cut a piece of ham even in like a little.

chick D you're like damn this is chicken. and. ham you know but it's really just. ham um and I like a lot of the. Traditions that come along you know I. like Easter I like seeing the different. colors and you drive by a church and. there's some kids out there and you know. couple of kids sometimes if they're. Brothers they're fighting when I'm. punching the other one but still they. look. nice you know the girls have their. little dress is on and they're you know. the mom is talking to somebody and.

saying bye we had a nice time and the. girls are sitting there just hanging on. her dress they're all ready to go back. to the. house you know I just like driving by I. like just seeing things like that I like. going to a service and people are. singing and but I like the tradition of. it. man and I like the fact that Jesus comes. back I like the fact that he somebody. shows back up to check on you yeah g. Jesus is like that bookmark in.

time you know he's that recur he's. that that you know he shows back up he's. hey I haven't forgot about. you hey I haven't forgot about you you. know I like. that I like that man. um because time is. just time has no.

feeling you know time I mean time is. sometimes so it's so. painful because it doesn't time don't. stop for. nothing time don't stop for. nothing not a birth not a death not a. uh surprise part time not a car crack. not a fire not a. time don't stop for.

nothing you know how cold you got to. be to not stop for. nothing you got to be as cold as can. be you got to have the North Pole in. your. nuts you gotta have a damn polar. bear living in your heart.

and that's time. man time just keeps. going and so I I that's why I like. traditions I like things that are like. uh little things that give. you just little. bookmarks and I like that Jesus pops. back in he say hey I'm you know I'mma Be. I'll be back you know. know I you know I'm still.

here I like. that he's like the. Terminator you know he's like this one. thing that says hey Tom I'm. gonna he's almost like this little bit. of like a trump card for. time he's like all right time I see you. but just know that I got my own. superpowers and I can come you. know I can come back and change the.

game so that's one thing that I find. real inspiring about the about the. Easter story is that there's. some com it's it it provides some. comfort because time is not. uh time is a I mean time don't even stop. to tie it shoe it don't even know if it. has shoes. on it don't know if it's in sandals or. boots or if it even has legs time don't.

even stop to look down to see what it's. rolling. on if it's on damn wooden wheels or 24s. or or ankles it does it doesn't it just. keeps. going you know it's just like a just. a thoughtless. wind but we need it. and that's why I like the Easter story. that's why I like uh Jesus Cristo.

popping back through and saying. hey just letting y'all know when I when. I'm ready to come back and do my magic. I'mma come back and do my magic you know. it's nice that somebody Pops in it's. like when you're playing and you're a. kid and somebody sticks her head in the. door it's like. hey letting y'all know I'm here so I. like that you know I like that every. year somebody rolls back through and. says hey Tom I see you doing your thing. but just letting you know I can do mine.

as well and that's a beautiful story. there. um and our families I don't know what. religion we were growing up I don't know. we I don't know I mean we live close to. a church we were sixth Baptist or. something I think or seventh Baptist I. don't we live right by a. church and somebody definitely I'm not. saying got molested but. somebody you know somebody in our family.

probably got. molested so we're whatever religion that. is baby you know what I'm saying and uh. and yeah I like traditions I like. traditions because the more we lose. Traditions um the more we. lose contact with uh our forefathers and. stuff it really is you know and I know. some people are like well a lot of. itions are just. business right but it's not about that.

really it's about the fact that you. celebrate something that someone else. celebrated that. you you try and tell like this. Relentless thing this time that doesn't. even. give you know time doesn't even give it. gives you life but your life it's. so it's so hard to really make an. imprint in time it's so.

impossible but for me I feel like small. things like traditions and celebrating. certain things every year it's a little. bit like saying uh I'm going to try to. put my stake in the ground here yeah I. don't remember what religion we were man. uh growing or what. denomination. um but I remember one Christmas somebody. had driven through a fence in our area.

somebody had a. fence and somebody had driven through it. cuz people you know get jealous and [ __ ]. and drunk and like oh this. motherfucker's got a fence bam you know. and somebody drove through that [ __ ]. and um and so they I went over there one. time and was hanging out with one of the. kids over there and we started making uh. stuff out of wood. and I made my sister this. um like a thing to keep her dolls in or.

something I was probably about maybe. 11 so then I remember I'm walking home. one night and I passed this family's. house they had they had a rental home. right on the corner and this man that. lived there was Elvis. impersonator and he had four children I. think and they all stayed in the yard. and wore like I think they were. Pentecostal they. wore clothes all the way down past their. feet I mean it looked like they was just. looked like they were sleeping bags with.

heads you know the whole. family and uh the daddy was in the. garage making one of the children a. shirt out of. wood um and he was. alcoholic and I went in there and I. remember and tried to help him put that. together for his son for. Christmas and his son used to vomit on. the. bus and I don't even know if he ever got. an educa I don't know what the hell. class he even went to I just remember. only thing I remember about the kid is. that he had uh he was losing his hair at.

a young age and he used to vomit on the. bus he basically like a 50-year old man. like an he was almost like an older. alcoholic the kid but he was just a kid. all right let's get into a few questions. and stuff that came here as always the. hotline is 98566. 49503 um if you're having trouble with. something or you're struggling with. something feel free to hit the hotline. uh if you have a question if you have a. response or a reply or replic about. something on the show uh feel free to.

hit it you know it's uh it's an open air. wve. gang what's up C it's Michael uh I don't. know if you remember me or not but I. called a little over a year ago on The. Spill The Dun spill the dunin episode. thank you for calling Michael from The. Spill the dunin episode I have to go. back and check that out man but I. appreciate you calling brother. onward I just. relapse and uh you called me back then.

and talked with kind of lifted my. spirits. up and uh I'm sorry I'm out of breath. I'm at work but uh so anyway it's been a. little over a year now and uh I'm still. clean uh no relapses I'm happier than I. I've ever been everything's good so I. just wanted to give you an update and. let you know everything is good and I. think a lot of it has to do with. you calling me that day uh it meant the.

world to me and I just wanted you to. know that you're a good dude. man well thanks bro I appreciate the. nice message man. um you know that's sweet of you to say. man. uh you know I think as a lot of that. goes to you for just taking care of. yourself it's tough and to try something. new and try something different is tough. and. um yeah and thank you for just reaching. out and saying the nice words you know. I'm happy for you you sound uh good and.

that's nice that's nice way to sound. brother. amen uh let's hit another call or two. that came in. um here we go this one actually this is. kind of in the same vein hey steo my. name is Robert just wanted to want to. call in say hey let you know I. appreciate you man I've been listening. to you for the last last few years and. honestly I don't know why I'm really. know why I'm calling thanks for calling.

Robert and that's long for Robbie people. say Robbie or Rob. Bob uh Robo they call him. sometime uh Robert I think it's French. actually. Robert Robert somebody that's robing. it's not a verb. onward um I think you're really. relatable as far as human being human. being so I wanted to get your. opinion uh kind of on my first real.

stint of sobriety right now and about to. come up on my 90day mark and the first. part was real easy but now I'm starting. to have these conversations in my. head where I'm negotiating with myself. that you know maybe I'm not an alcoholic. trying to work through my steps and. stuff these I've. been I'm getting closer and closer to. talking myself into reaching for the. bottle again. I just wanted to to get your opinion and.

see if there's anything that can really. be anything thanks for the call man um. yeah I think you're what you're. expressing is what a lot of people. Express if they are about to um go out. of their program you know and not uh be. sober. so it's a risk it's a it's a tough It's. a risky place to be in because yeah. there will things that will call you. back into the world it's happened to me. many times you know um I'm just.

recommitting myself now to my program. and um I just hit a meeting this. morning. uh and there's a lot of old people in. this meeting and some of them like start. falling asleep and like one guy I think. was in the war I guess I don't even know. what. war it could have been but he'll. [Music]. like and other guys are just old so they. just have sounds kind of come out of.

them you know. [Music]. like you know like some of them and then. uh you know old people some like like a. gas will just come out of their arm you. know they just their body's just kind. of you know it's like a hot spring kind. of almost at a certain point where. they're just. little you know they'll move their elbow. and it'll just like a G like a not like. a an exhaust it just they're fall you.

know it's just a lot of old people are. making all these sounds around me it. sounds there's a lot of uh sounds in. there um but anyway yeah I just was just. thinking about that but um yeah look the. only thoughts I have or is this it's. really tough to recommit yourself once. you start going down that. slope you know. um you know I've tried a lot of. different things over time. uh thinking that I didn't have some sort.

of problem or not knowing what my. problem or not knowing what my not. problem but difficulty was uh so I mean. it's all your own choice you know nobody. can tell you what to do. but it's definitely your I I've seen the. crossroads a bunch and I've been there. myself were you kind of lean in or. you're leaning. out. um you know but I applaud you on 90 days. brother congratulations man that's.

awesome and I just wish you the best. whatever you're. doing you know and nobody knows if you. are an alcoholic or if you have the that. thing or some form of it except for you. you're the only one that knows you know. so love you baby take care of yourself. brother. gang. um what else we had some other good. calls that came in here uh. oh yeah let's hit this. one hey Theo this is Brendan uh out of.

New Hampshire by way of Boston and um I. was just calling in because I feel I. really can. relate some of your family troubles man. like so you've been talking about your. mom and I have a similar issue with my. mom I uh you know I'm not going to get. into it cuz it's not pretty but. but sometimes your your trust goes away.

and um my dad was he was never really. you know in the scene he was doing his. own thing he's like he's a hyper. intelligent in individual and um he. wasn't there for me but to have my my my. trust broken from my mom made me feel. like I had no one really so I looked up. to my older. brother and and um I was just wondering. you.

know is is is forgiveness in us because. I try to forgive so much but then often. times I dwell on you know why why they. wronged me and this goes for my brother. my dad my. mom yeah it's it's a good call man I. appreciate it uh thank you for calling. and um it's funny this is kind of Right. Where I Am you know I during the holiday. during I got to see my mother and see my. brother and um my mother's going to be.

moving to Arizona and uh you know this. may have been the last time I get to see. her in um in. Louisiana you know and uh and she's. moving to Tucson. Arizona. um and she also oh she trying to get a. weapon too so if anybody does tactical. sales or tactical training out there. that can help like a older woman do it. um hit up the producer email cuz we got.

to get Mom uh we got to get that thing. on her you know so um and she it have to. be a piece that she could handle you. know so uh that would be awesome if. somebody could could um you know help. help with that that'd be cool. um yeah it uh it's tough cuz it's like. yeah how do how long do I hold a grub. you. know and then because at a certain point.

your parents they're just getting older. and you're missing out on whatever there. is. there. um and yeah I think I I I I believe and. it's one of the reasons why I'm trying. to recommit myself to my program is. because I believe that forgiveness is. the. only answer. I believe.

that letting go of whatever that hurt. is you know sometimes I felt so hurt as. a kid I felt the I hold on to that hurt. because sometimes it's the only. relationship I had with my mother was. uh that I was angry at. her you know and it's all I had it's. it's the only thing that I had so it was.

like so hard to let it go it's been hard. to let it. go because the only thing that I. had. uh was my. anger or my uncomfort or my pain it was. so hard to let it. go it's like a blanket you know it's a. it's like I know this isn't good for me. but somehow it keeps me warm a.

little you know the only thing I had you. know when I was young and I'm not. talking about self-pity here or anything. like that I'm just I'm trying to really. examine this. like why we hold on to those things. um cuz yeah all I all I for a long time. all I had was my a just my.

anger and my IE was wronged my that that. you know it's somebody's all I had was. that and when you have that from a young. age with a parent. it's. um that's P it's like it's not even you. holding on to it as a conscious adult. it's this. [ __ ] it's this inner child that's got. this claws on him you know he got them. grips them mitts baby. and so it's hard to let go of some of. that.

um but I I I just I I just believe that. the only way to do it the only way to. really get free is to have some. forgiveness you. know and uh people do the best they. can you know I saw my mother this. weekend and. uh and all any of us are is just kids. that are just getting older you know and. just trying our best in the.

world. um and sometimes it takes time you can't. really force it you know but uh but I. think we can get into practices that. help us get closer to forgiveness and um. and that's where I want to. be because at a certain point I'm tired. of. [Music]. uh of The Grudge I'm even if I'm not the. one making them even if they're from a.

young I've got to talk to myself or have. a relationship enough with my. heart that's like hey trust me enough to. walk us through. this and with my higher. power to say hey God help me get help me. walk through. this you know help. me you know I have felt unloved or I.

have felt wronged or I have felt this. help. me try. again to give this person a chance to. love me because if. not I miss out. twice I miss out as a. child when I did didn't wasn't able to. make a choice when I when when when I.

had it was all survival instincts that I. had to to operate. from but I miss out as an adult when I. am able to make a. choice and. uh and as hard as it is I don't want to. miss out on getting to love my mother. twice.

you know. um and I don't know if that makes a ton. of sense or not and [ __ ] I don't even. know if I care if it does. uh you know it's been for me it's been a. long journey with this kind of stuff and. and and trying to navigate it and and. that's okay you know um. that's okay so but I wish you well there.

brother and uh and just know that. there's other people out there that are. on this journey with you in some ways it. could be a mother it could be a father. it could be could be a sibling and it. could be. ourselves sometimes a lot of it for me. is about. forgiving. myself you know when you. are a as children you think it's your. fault you you know you take some resp. you take so much responsibility for. yourself that if something isn't right.

then of course it's on me it's on. me. um but if if stuff's on you for so long. it's on me it's on me it's on me you can. handle that for a while but I think at a. certain point you're right it's all on. you and it's just. you and it gets kind of Lonesome you. know and I'm not saying that in a. self-pity way I'm just saying that in. like you know I want my life to be. filled with other people and um and so.

that's hopefully that is a direction. that I can uh head in you know with the. help of others and with the help of a. higher power. um you know I've been there before and. uh and I think I can be there again but. gang gang baby take care of yourself oh. yeah and I got this new gang gang hitter. right here too on it's a baby blue and. it's a large and the large one's a. little big on this one. so I don't know if I'd go medium I feel.

good in. here uh I feel like somebody should have. washed under this Baby's arms though. that's for damn. sure and if you can't get well brother. you can always get you one of them. weighted. blankets if you can't get well you could. always get you a weighted. blanket cuz that's like that's one thing. I notice some people they got they you. know they get that weighted blanket they. got to feel. and I'm one of those people [ __ ] I don't. know what I'm talking about I like to.

get that. little make me feel like a little. peanut just tidy me up I always want to. be wrapped up and you know smothered. covered chunked baby put me like. that I want to I want them covers right. up to my NE I want it all I got to be. tight. tight that's how I like to. be you know but I had a friend that was.

visiting recently and they're like oh. yeah the weighted blanket she said the. weighted blanket in your guest room is. great I said I don't even know I had a. damn weighted blanket in. there and. uh and that's where I guess you know. maybe we're all headed that. way I think the world we there's so much. anxiety in the world now everybody's. going to have a weighted blanket. weighted hat you see somebody in a damn. weight It Hat brother it can't even walk. I'm just trying to get to.

work my my nephew got me this heavy one. you know and that dude just trudging. along barely he's nine minutes late to. work over there at. Amazon it's up you know everybody get. everything weighted gloves you can't. even shake a hand anymore but you don't. know no. anxiety people can to have a CN they. going to have a a service friend. that's what that's what I'll probably be. I'll be that emotional support.

friend I'll be that emotional support. friend I won't be the friend that the. the the chicks bang that dude will come. in he'll be that real hit man probably a. little VTO or something or a brother you. know somebody with some tats and uh you. know maybe a blade on. them but um I'll be that emotional. support friend that kind of comes in and. just kind of chats with you while you. making dinner you know that's what I'll. be but that it's getting weird in the.

world you know or is it are we just. getting separate I don't know what it's. getting but the shit's got me. curious and I hope Elon buys Twitter. dude that's what I hope and sinks that. [ __ ]. hole because those people have [ __ ]. with free speech more than anybody in. the entire. world and I hope somebody shuts that. [ __ ]. down I don't know how we ever got into.

some of this situation I do not. know but I I I do man I hope Elon bu. Twitter and uh untweet that whole in. business that's what I. hope better help is customized online. therapy that offers video phone and even. live chat sessions with your therapist. so you don't have to see anyone on. camera if you don't want to it's much. more affordable than in-person therapy.

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life yeah I I I think it's interesting. that um that Elon is trying to buy. Twitter I like it you know I like to. see you know Free Speech has been it's. not what it used to. be it's not. um you know and a lot of media it's all. owned by the same couple of. organizations and types of people people. and um and you're you're not allowed to.

say certain things you know I know on. Twitter they shut. down certain political views and. political uh stories they won't even let. them be shared on there uh whereas other. ones they will you know certain schools. of thought and and ideas they won't. allow and others they will um and it's a. dump it's a dump and it's just about. power and. control um. [Music]. and people are sick of it people are I. mean it's literally making people.

sick you know you take away somebody's. voice and it. uh for some of it it's all it's the only. thing you have that's. yours you know and I've been a victim of. it or not a VI I've been a pro I've been. a contributor of it myself and being. afraid to even say what I really want to. say. sometimes being afraid to speak up for. myself afraid that I won't be able to. that I lose my ability to even have a. job or have a.

space you know. um and that's. scary I mean that is. uh it's [ __ ]. up so any chance I see where somebody. who wants to even the score a little bit. is trying to make that. happen I like that because you put so. much pressure on. you make things so unfair for so. long I just don't think it's going to.

end well. and. um and I don't know what exactly that. means. but but damn I mean you're going to see. you know if people can't speak at a. certain point they're. gonna they're going to fight for their. voice I think um so more power to him. you know I think uh Twitter's long been.

a [ __ ]. hole it's long been a [ __ ] hole um and. so I hope Elon flushes. it uh what else here man a lot of great. calls that have come in you know and and. I hate to not be able to get to all of. them. uh let's take another. call the what dude it's Brandon out of.

Amarillo Brandon baby out of. Amarillo that's a Spanish animal. baby that's a good place down there I. think I never been. onward getting excited to see that uh. that Dallas show boy man real excited. you're coming down here to Texas just. wanted to call let you know who's. listening out here man I'm a commercial. p I hear you talking to my earbuds every. day dude gets me through the day keeps.

my mind out of the out of the dark ARS. if you feel me but uh man just. appreciate everything getting excited to. see. you gang baby thanks Brandon yeah I'm. looking forward to that too down there. in Dallas at the wind Spear and it's a. beautiful. venue uh what else do we have to say. here what else is going on. [Music]. uh gang gang hey B what's up man uh just. getting ready to do a little pre pre-. Easter egg hunt with the kids with them.

or single dad so I don't get to have. them every weekend but anyways I just. wanted to ask you and your listeners. like uh what are some things that they. did uh your. parents or relatives did for Easter like. we always uh hit eggs and you find them. some have chocolates some. have I guess other things but. um a big thing I guess in Asian culture.

Thai culture we had uh our parents hir. money in the the plastic a so some of. them would have panties I think one of. them I found had a $10 bill which that. [ __ ] was gold when you were like you. know. four five oh yeah baby that's beautiful. and y'all did it and y'all. tie you guys are tie because you sound. white you shocked everybody when you. tied us when you tie it out there. um yeah what did we do you know my.

mother would make Easter baskets you. know and hide. them. um and what else will we do we probably. had to clean usually my my mom made us. clean a lot so I didn't mind cleaning. because you get the fumes baby I put. those you get those fumes going in the. bathroom I'd be in there pouring bleach. I'd pour bleach in the toilet and Stir. It with that uh cleaner thing little. cleaner stick and just just get that hit.

baby that hot bowl hit. son get that Easter that freaking. Resurrection bro right up in my lungs. baby let the Lord show up in your. lungs so yeah I think we would clean on. Easter and we would probably just play. spend time with our neighbors. you know people would burn stuff in the. ditch around in because it was spring.

cleaning so you'd see a lot of ditch. fires and we would uh after the fires. would down down you know go down a lot. of us would get wet and get out in there. and get the uh Ash on ourselves do Ash. Wednesday Ash Thursday Ash Sunday Ash. Tuesday we'd be out there damn ashed out. you know I mean we look you almost look. black to a lot of people some some I. remember a black mother neighborhood. told us to [ __ ] get in the house. we're like we're we're even your. kids so we get all you know we just.

party with whatever was in the ditch. usually cuz Springtime people did spring. cleaning people throw stuff in the ditch. and then burn it so You' either get a. pile of ass or you get stuff that. wouldn't burn yet get you half a shiffer. robe or something get that [ __ ] going. you know you sit out there and play. office or you know get you half a desk. or something you play uh doctor or you. know uh. um uh playing parent you do play. different games out there business games.

but we enjoyed it man we really enjoyed. it and I'm glad the tie people you guys. did it too I didn't know what you guys. were up to on Easter you know I know you. guys like to chop up those eggs and put. them in the. uh. um that shrimp stir fry and I like that. thank you for. that one of my favorite things about. Asian culture is how they chop that egg. up and sneak get in a meal they'll sneak. that [ __ ] in anything son that's Easter.

all the time when you're Asian they hide. a egg in anything they'll hide a egg in. any damn meal it'll be June or it'll be. August and you'll find egg in something. that's. beautiful uh let's get one more call. here what up Theo it's murf from merry. ghetto Ohio what's up murf out there in. Ohio and we're happy you're alive baby. gang just wanted to call in listen to. bird.

necking and your iow off to talk man. it's dope as [ __ ] cuz it really. resonates with me I had issues with my. mom and she was an addict and people. don't really understand how that. disconnects you from Modern Day. adulthood but hey man shout out you're. doing big things you're helping people. to hear it from someone like you is very. hum and feels cool man I appreciate you. later dog oh gang bro thank you for the.

nice words man you know I'm sorry A lot. of these calls are about me I guess. today. uh and I'm sorry that your mother. suffers from addiction man. oh you know it breaks it breaks my heart. honestly. um it's just so powerful it's so. powerful people don't know. people don't. know and when you do struggle from it.

the pain that an addict feels that they. can't love somebody that they have. trouble loving that they have trouble. connecting I. mean I don't know what's the tougher. side of the. coin to be the one that doesn't get the. connection and be the one that can't. even give. it you know there's just there's some. break in how we're doing doing things. there's some disconnect that we don't. see. overall we're missing.

something as a. species and. uh and I'm sorry I'm sorry that your. mother dealt deal has dealt with that. and that you've had to deal with that. man I bet you're an awesome guy and. awesome son and yeah we'll just keep it. going how about that gang all right. let's hit one more here and thank you. guys as always the hotline 985 66495. [Music]. 03 hey Theo it's Ashley from Albany. Georgia just had a quick hey Ashley and.

I used to data my first girl uh first. girlfriend named Ashley actually and um. and it was a woman and uh beautiful gal. sweet gal and uh anyway you're a man and. I'm happy you're here too as well. brother uh gang baby. onward question for you uh my assistant. at work has been taking really long. bathroom breaks MH dude goes like maybe. three times a day for like an hour at a.

time I mean it's about half the time at. work uh seems like he's in the to in the. toilet but uh I just was wondering uh. what should I say should I say something. to him or I don't know it's just kind of. weird and I just thought your take would. be good on it all right anyway love uh. love the show and I just gang baby thank. you I didn't mean to cut you off dude. but. uh but I did on accident or I don't even. know if I did it on accident but um yeah. BR first of all obviously this could be. Kevin Burling dog okay this could be.

Kevin Burling in there he got that. surprise party in his bottom bro you. know what I'm saying he got that Tada in. his colon dog he can't might not be able. to handle the work. environment and this is the kind of. employees you get these days some guys. they come they clock in they. [ __ ] you have a dude at work for six. hours he's [ __ ] for four hours bro. and you got to pay him and then he wants.

uh child support you're like child. support he's like yeah I'm dropping. these kids off at the pool son and he'll. take you to damn Court that's Kevin. Burling. dog this is the this is the issue with. the this is the issue with today man you. can't even find somebody that wants to. show up and do. work people pay want you to pay them the. [ __ ]. that's the world we live in people. saying hey give me $30 an hour bro I'll.

open my ass up over at your office. you're like. what and they want U. medical they want medical and. dental they want Dental bro and all they. doing is. [ __ ] they want Dental. bro if all you doing at work is doing. booty and you want Dental bro that's. messed up and you know it. is it just I I don't know when it ends.

man and I don't know how you handle it. you can't say nothing they'll sue you. say they won't let you won't let them uh. do bowels at. work you won't let them have a BM a. natural BM at work you'll be on there BM. suppressor they call you or that booty. oppressor they saying you caging up. their. bowels you know. they out there faking Crohn's disease. and doing all of that just it's hard to.

be an employer these days because people. want you to pay them to. [ __ ] you hear me people want you to pay. them to [ __ ] man and some of it is. because of this Japanese stuff the only. fans they got women on there they're. getting paid to do it a man sees that. and now he clocks in over there with you. he works over there at snap all or. whatever over construction. stuff you know he's over there at the. Caterpillar. plant and he's over there you.

know doing booty over there and wanting. you know by paid by the. hour it's a tough world man it's a tough. world for people just trying to navigate. it but uh don't give up on yourselves if. you are um it's just a weird world and I. think we have to laugh at it we got to. laugh and say man the world is weird the. world is weird weird and I need to laugh. at it more cuz I let it get too serious. for.

me and uh when I laugh at it it takes. the it takes that Stinger off the off of. life when I laugh at it. so but at least big Jesus kristo just po. by and let us know he's still in the. game at least he just stopped by and let. us know hey don't forget about your dog. you know that time Trumper you know one. way to to beat the. system. so all right we're GNA find our way out.

of this episode here uh and we'll kind. of itbe we'll come in a little bit this. is uh the UN acoustic version of. stonekeepers there is a light from. stonekeepers and David. Manuel uh we got David Spade in studio. next week and also I want to if you have. if you know someone who has a very. unique job and a unique personality. um hit up the producer email we're. looking right now to um find somebody. who's worked in trauma trauma cleanup or.

uh you know crime scene and um people. that's doing hoarding that type of. cleanup you know uh we're looking for. somebody in that position uh that's in. somewhere in the central East area or in. the Los Angeles. area and then we're looking also maybe. somebody that's run a pawn shop or. managed a pawn shop or a Renaissance. fair those are some unique jobs we like. to. investigate so if you know someone in.

one of those Realms um who has a unique. personality we want somebody who's good. at sharing their story and and at uh. talking and being communicative you know. we don't want no Kevin Burling out there. you know we don't want know somebody you. know you hit them with a candle and a. cake and they [ __ ] can't handle it. you know then they're in the [ __ ] for. an hour we don't want that we want. somebody who's just got light bowels. and enjoys uh the birthday. song you guys be good to yourself man.

you deserve it baby gang I'll see you. guys in uh in one of those cities I'm. coming to uh soon thank. [Music]. you whenever you're. down out in the. cold faith L and dark your stories. Untold come take my hand and walk there.

with me come on now that's a little. gospel I know a place where we can be. free there is a. light shining for. you guiding your. way you through God I have B son. are all that you. see we'll find a place where we can.

be I got some BO. [Music]. baby a. call thank you guys the. ring shining in the darkest of me can't. you see you will be. free I have been. far I have been.

wide searching for. peace somewhere to. hide now I am. free and. pure. feel all right I. am it's getting a little bit gay for me. dude. honestly but. whatever uh Praise Baby you guys be good. thank you guys for being a part of the.

episode thank you guys for being a part. of my life uh we'll see y'all next week. be good to yourself baby you deserve it. gang.