Andrew Schulz | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #331

Today's guest is a really a. is a unique man, they would say. If you. saw something. And it is. he was from the north and now he's a. southern man. He's a. He's dual hemisphere man now. You may know him from his Flagrant 2. podcast with Akaash Singh. or his Brilliant Idiots podcast with. Charlamagne tha God or Schultz Saves. America on Netflix. It is my friend, comedian Andrew Schultz.

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What a mall and bro, you coming in here? How dark you going, dog? I know you trying to get the black. it get, man? Bro, you trying to get. diversity on the vlog, bro. I start firing all my minorities. Yeah, dude. You start. covered, boys. Yeah, you start wearing. one of the Coming to America hats. I saw. some guy wearing one of those today, dude. Yo, I got something on my teeth, bro. Do you? I think I'm going to I'm going to get it. out with this. Oh, whatever. We're.

going. Yo, shout-out to Nate Bargatze, man. Yeah, shout-out to Nate Bargatze, man. He got that new special that's out. Um I don't even know the name. It's uh. Most American man or something. Yeah, the best average American. Something like that. Yeah. Which is. good. I like it. Yeah, it's good stuff, man. Um. love Nate. Yeah, dude. He just is a. him in the funniest way. I don't know if. we were recording for it. Yeah, he's smart. He. Yeah, you said that you and I are we.

need something from the audience. to see the audience doing something and. Nate could probably perform. We were. saying he did the show, the special with. the masks. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, he could do. that. He could do his jokes if people. were laughing or not and he could. perform them in the same way. Yes, and he'll be fine. Yeah, you and I would have a melt down. Yeah. If they were in masks, just in our. own heads, like, are they laughing? What. the [ __ ] are they squinting at? What's. wrong with these [ __ ] people? Yeah, what they got thinking about. Yeah, Nate. could perform for reforestation. Like,

he could perform for like. you know, like a p- like a fall you. know, he just yeah, he doesn't need. that. Right. He doesn't need that heavy feedback, man. Um God bless him. Yeah, dude, I want to. come down there. I just love y'all's new. set, man. Even how it looks on IG. Yeah, it just looks like. you down there, bro. me want to do some capoeira, dog, and. order a. um. you know, a um. caipirinha Yeah. Some capoeira and a. caipirinha. Yeah, dude. It makes me want to do that. Yeah. Uh and actually you guys are. really What are you renting a palace or.

something out there? You just getting. cheeky. palace, bro. You guys are getting. cheeky. We're in the hood, though, to be. honest. Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's nice. But it looks like it's not. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it looks nice, man. Yeah, I like. going down there, man. Um. Yeah, what's going on, bro? I mean, just. chilling, dude. Living life, getting. some sun. out here, doing shows. Have you thought. differently since being in Miami? Like, has it started to adjust your view of. like, do I need to be in New York? Bro, I was thinking this on the way.

here. Like, if there's one positive to. Corona, um it's I made a lot of money. No, if. there's a if there's one positive to. Corona, I think it's people from New. York and and LA realize that oh, there's. other places in America that are really. nice to live. Yeah. And I didn't have I. had that attitude when I was growing up. and then I kind of like got out of New. York and I have family that's not from. New York, so I like saw there are other. like really cool places in America, but. like I know that attitude cuz I grew up.

with that attitude. Right. And um yeah, just going down to Miami. and like just really enjoying living in. a [ __ ] house. Yeah. And like having to drive to work and. then going, yeah, it's nice taking half. an hour just collect my thoughts. Yeah, dude, it's dope. Well, especially for. somebody coming out of the city. I mean, that's got to be a really different. energy. great, but it sucks. Yeah. Like, it's the worst place to live. It's. not how human beings should live. Yeah. You've been in New York. Yeah, I've been. in New York, man. Oh, I remember I was. doing drugs. I was staying at Ari.

Shaffir's old place, dude, before he. freaking. uh did that uh epithet for Kobe or. whatever he did, whatever it's called, the verb he before he spoke at his. funeral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh. uh I got locked out of there, dude. I. had to climb They have like these. communal gardens or something. It's. like, you know, sometimes. No, they don't. They do, though. They. have like. There's no communal garden in New York. I'm not joking, bro. I'm telling you. something. There's a [ __ ] communal I.

just sneak through some. I just sneak through some bushes. koi fish pond. I'm swimming through the. koi fish pond. sneak through some rabbit patch in the. backyard to get into his place. Like, bro, it was insane. It was just crazy. Yeah, and you know, there's just a lot, bro. You're sweating. There's just a lot. going on. For even somebody that's not I. felt like. got wrapped up in one of your stories. It almost happened just right there. Bro. It almost happened right there cuz it. sounded it sounded so romantic. fantastical that I was like, oh, tell me. about New York. There's a communal. garden. communal garden. At 12:19, see, there's.

a [ __ ] communal garden or somebody. burn a building down in this. bro. There's weeds starting to grow. Yeah, dude. Anyway, I had to jump a fence. I. just sneak around the back of his. building to get in. Yeah. Um yeah, but I I I thought New. York City's hard, bro. I think as you. get older, it's got to be tougher. Okay, what what if it's not older? What. if it's like. um you start achieving some of your. dreams? And then you're like, how much. do I want to live in the grind.

to get to the place where I want to be. Because it is the place for the grind. Oh, the grind. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're a. coffee bean, dog. You [ __ ] kidding. Yeah. there. You really just getting rinsed. Yeah. Nonstop, dude. Yeah. And it's worth it because you get to. put, you know, do all those sets and. [ __ ] Like, I remember seeing you run. around the city. You know what I mean? Dude, I used to go over out there to LIE. to that other place out there. They had. a Dude, that's the crazy one New York. The the the the the room will be 30 ft. by 2 and 1/2 ft, right? tube. [ __ ].

11:09 coffee time. Corridor in a yacht. ship. It did say, bro. Yeah. It's like the Norwegian What is it. called? The Norwegian cruise lines. Yeah. They made a comedy club. and just the corridor. Remember how. crazy That [ __ ] is ridiculous. Wait, she. just couldn't even carry a tray. She was. like individual chairs. Yeah, she had to. 2D. It was 2D comedy. It wasn't even. three-dimensional. She had to set the drinks on her. shoulders and then walk sideways to get. to the stage. Check [ __ ] Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Dude, Nate Bargatze murdered in that. room, bro. Oh, I could see that. Yeah. in that Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, he's so calm. Yeah. Nate is that calm, man. I bet him. donating blood, it could be. it could be an afternoon, bro. Yeah, but. it could be. He donates double, dude. It's a while, though. His blood don't even care to go. Uh-uh. He's like I'm what are we doing here, Nate, you know? Yeah, he's a calm man. He's a middle of a storm, that guy. He's. good at Mhm. just staying uh staying.

calm, man. Um. We had a question that came up. Uh. Um Riley Mau is here with us today. And uh. And why don't you bring something up, Riley? We got a fellow that from the. MTA, I know that brought in a question. here. It's an urban gentleman kind of. suburban gentleman. No, urban. This guy's urban. Oh, urban. gentleman. There we go, Riley. Get it out there. That's it. Huh? Well, let's see what this guy's to say.

Sorry, Brandon. The pod- the podcast is. off. It's just going to be some sting, Brandon. Oh, it's been sting for a couple weeks. over there. You and Chris even better eat some weird. [ __ ]. What's on the menu? What's on the menu. next week? Oh, they're Bro, it's getting freaking. ridiculous over there. Dude, how the [ __ ] Think I'm flying in.

They're a delicacy, son. Get out of here. Get the volume on, Riley. No, hold on. So, you're not going back, bro? Hm? You're not going. I'm not going. back, dude. [ __ ] you, bro. This is a question. Turn. the question on, Riley. Bro, I can't. even throw my mic away. There's no sound. coming. There is sound. Fix the damn. thing. Dude, I couldn't even throw my. mic away because y'all made fun of me. for the way I laugh on the podcast. You. Shut the [ __ ] up.

Oh, that's you, dude. Yeah. That is you. Bro, yeah, that's you. Who said that? Who did that one? I did. That's awesome, bro. Bro. Find a better way to fix it, Riley. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying to. do. Okay. I was crying. Sorry, man. This. question was supposed to fit in. perfectly. you got working here, bro. Like, 12 years old probably these. [ __ ] kids. It's getting bad. little Peter Pan factory going.

I don't know. It's getting bad. What's going on, dude? Bro, that's one. thing you find out outside of LA and New. York, dude. It's young boys. We got a question that came in right. here for you, so. Okay, okay. What's up, Theo? What's up, Heshy? It's your boy Morpheus from New. York City Harlem ripping that MTA. header, as you can see. Let's go. Actually, [ __ ] them. This is a shitty. organization to work for, anyway. Anyways, my question, Heshy, man, I've. been watching you ever since like.

[ __ ] guy code man. you came a long way brother. Who do you think you are bro? You've been [ __ ] on New York ever. since you left man [ __ ] is going on? We never see you around. We got. cocaine we got hookers taxes everything. you went through man. Yeah I'll be up. there man I'll come through. I'll be the white Hezi bro I'mma come.

through and take that. I'mma come through and take that land. baby. I'mma come through and take that land. baby. Where you been at? Now is it true that. you were [ __ ] I have no clue is this. you have you been [ __ ] on New York? No I love New York man. I just love not. New York too. But you getting different though bro. Yeah I'm different I'm tan bro. I look. better tan bro. Oh you do look better. I look better tan. Well you coming a lot more and I'll be.

honest with you bro you coming a lot. more. I think Mexican bro or [ __ ]. beach Slavic you know? You know what I'm saying like beach uh. Croatian. Croatian. beach Slavic Dude I'm saying bro that. [ __ ] Slavs bro they're about Yo them. Slavs are wild bro. Dude they are their ladies. Yeah. But they're not. No they're not. Right? They're not dude you crack them up and. there's a couple brothers in there. You. know what. There's a couple brothers in the rib.

cage eating oranges bro. It's like them. little Russian. little Russian dolls. Oh okay. You going. to get a brown one eventually. Yeah oh they're sheltered. Yeah. That's a good question though man like. yeah well it makes me think I love New. York but I'm a complete hypocrite bro. They call me. this have you been able to get different. sorry I interrupted you go. Go go go go. go. Have you been able to get different. guests down in Miami that you wouldn't. have been able to get? Not really I mean. like we had we had your boy you got to. tell me what happened with Chris Hansen. bro. Cuz we had Chris Hansen on and. everybody kept hitting me like yo tell.

him to pay back Theo. I was like for what like did I thought. they said tell him to pay back Theo. And I didn't know if like you were. involved in like to catch a predator in. some way or like. I never done anything like that. Okay so like no not. I'll be honest bro I had one girl. here though because. sent me a message on IG and I said you. are too young for me. Now. could he she work for you with the rest. of the [ __ ]. children that you have in there dude?

That kid is of age. How old are you? even know what the [ __ ] Pythagorean. theorem is. That kid this kid's 9 years. old bro. I [ __ ] wrote it. He's. he's Asian not Greek. Whatever. Riley Mao how old are you? I'm 22. There. you go bro. bro He's 22 he's hairless too. All. right. And look I'll tell you this never uh. He's hairless so he looks younger. Got. his first pass you know what I mean? He would be a great stuntman for a Chris.

Hansen. Ah I asked Hansen who picks the. adult children. What did he say? He didn't answer. Mhm. That's a weird casting job. Yeah. Like you look young enough. I guess you yeah where how do you do. that you go out to bars and just kind of. see who looks real young. I don't like that kind of stuff when. somebody looks too young man. Yeah it's weird. Especially as I get older it there there. just there there becomes this like. this governor in your head that tells. you. this is someone who has a bookbag you.

know? yes. Like that's where it is for me if. somebody has a bookbag for any reason. Yeah. right even night school whatever. it is for any reason I know I don't. I should. like kids and you don't like people. furthering their education around their. job. Right. Right. Like like I understand you. have like a tough job and you want to. like be a nurse. Yeah. But that's not for you. Yeah. that's not for me. Yeah yeah yeah. I just that's one of the. deterrents for me I feel like is a. bookpack you know? Yeah I think that's a good one. Yeah.

That's a good sign. It keeps me that stuff keeps me safe. Cuz without the backpack you'd be like I. need you. [Laughter]. It's dangerous out there. Yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah. I mean you look you lucky you. got a fianceed out. I I did get fianceed. out. I'm not going to say you took the easy. way out but you took. easy way out bro. No actually You left the rest of us out. here in this Barnum and Bailey ass.

[ __ ] I'm 17 I'm 27 Yeah. thought universe like you know. It's true. You left it weird. I I'll ask. you this. Yeah. What what happened with. me and Chris Hansen was this. Yeah. And. there was we put him up I'll ask you. this. This is what happened with. Bro you're impossible to talk to dude. You're impossible to talk to dude. do this for a living I promise. We. promise we both do this for a living. I.

don't do this for a living. Okay tell me what happened with Chris. Hansen cuz I got inundated with. messages. People are upset at me for. interviewing this guy. because I didn't know that he I guess. ripped you off or something. There was. extra charges at his room. Where did you. put him up? We put him up at the Four Seasons. That's the that's you know what I mean? You know what. Look bro. You know what You have made it. AP. You have made it bro. Four Seasons? Look bro we put him up at least the.

three seasons Oh he got all four. According to those charges. That's true. Now we put him up at the. three seasons he ordered the fourth. That's what I'm saying bro. How much. extra charge? It's about $1200 for Autumn. No. That's. what it was dude. No including room? There was extra charges so that's where. it became a discrepancy where it seemed. like. he was trying to not pay the extra. charges. Okay. And we kind of agreed on. what the charges would be. So.

Yeah. he felt like there was maybe gray. area I don't know I'm not accusing him. it just seemed obtuse at the end I. thought. Cuz the story I heard the way that you. know the game of telephone changes [ __ ]. is that um. he tried to sneak out the hotel and you. had like an employee chase him down. Yeah. Like on some not so fast like. remember your show sir? Like how ironic he leaves the hotel he. gets arrested. [Laughter].

And. and then force him to pay the bill. before he left. That's that's what I. heard I swear to God I'm not making up. any of this I swear to God and I got. like 10 or 20 messages that were like Uh. here's what happened I had an assistant. at the time. Yeah. And she. was make I had her she was checking out. what the bill was what was going on. Yeah yeah. And she was literally talking. to the woman on the front desk as he was. leaving the hotel. And so It just so happened. It just so. happened and so the she like was had to.

apparently speak with the lady and say. well can you. make you know get a hold of him and get. some charges out of him we got to get. some charges out of him you know? Yeah. But with that said I mean the dude has. done a lot for humanity and I don't mind. putting him up for another couple. nights. Isn't it. you know what I mean? Like there's a. little part of you that's got to go like. he's stopped so many pedophiles. Oh. totally. He shouldn't have to pay for. the hotel. Yeah. But you were like he should have. to pay a little. He didn't stop enough.

I think well He didn't stop what. happened to me. What if the whole thing was a setup? Where were you when I was a kid? What if that's the new show. where were you when I was a kid? And it's just people It's just trashing. people rolling up on Chris Hansen and. John Walsh and just sitting them down. and saying look man where were you when. I was a kid? We asked him about the. Epstein [ __ ] because it's weird like he. did so much good.

Yeah look Chris Hansen look man I'll say. this the guy has done a ton of good. stuff. Yeah yeah yeah. Like to get in the way. of those people and I think a lot of. those people are sick. I don't know if a. lot of people want to be touching kids I. think it's a sick it's a [ __ ]. sickness. I don't think it's a choice. you make up in the morning you know? yeah yeah. But so and the guy has done a. lot of stuff man. So Chris no matter. what happened bro we'll I'll put you up. anywhere you want to stay for a couple. nights moving forward dog you know what. I'm saying? You keep the kids safe baby. boy. That's what I'm talking about bro. got you son. Wait why am I in on this?

You're in on it. We got you we got a kid right here. We got two kids that you can save right. now. Chris come to I'm not going to give. the address Come to Wedgewood. We out here. This is our last episode. here actually Chris yep. Okay. This is our last episode here man. Where's the new one? Well I don't know. I'm not telling you not telling Brendan. so I'm not telling you Chris. Not tell the police cuz there's 15 more. of his [ __ ] cousins in there right.

now building the [ __ ] out. I'm not telling Chris and D either. The first kid that greeted me I was like. oh he looks kind of young and this guy's. got on [ __ ] diapers. He's running the floor. Like what do you have here chocolate. factory? Who's running this [ __ ]. Well hello. Is the Grilly Reaper growing? Dude he is how old are you man again? Tell him. 22. 22. 22 he's American dude. Tell him.

you're straight American aren't you? I. am. Yeah I never said he wasn't. American. There you go well look I said he was a. boy. Yeah dude but look I know there's. racial connotation to everything okay? That's what people said. You know? And he's. he's. um. he's a good guy man good guy. Riley Mao. an adult right Riley? I am. And where do. you work at Riley? In uh in Nashville. There you go. There you go. Let Let me ask you this. though. This is pretty rehearsed, bro. You guys.

been working on this? He says the cops come. I don't know what his [ __ ] problem. is. Where do you work at regularly, Riley? What does Theo do after 10:30? Where do you work at regularly, Riley? What do you do before he goes to bed? What's his. What's his favorite snack? I let him run. around in my back for a few minutes. before he goes to sleep. I think Theo. likes Cheerios. Um here's what I'm asking you, bro. Dude, your mic is looking for you, bro.

Is it getting further? The other day your mic put up a wanted. poster with his picture of you on it, bro. Have you seen? It's just you with the. picture of your hands in front of you. Somebody got to prank me where they they. just like cemented in. I go to push it. away. I just. It's a new shake weight. It's your It's. yeah. God, I'm jerk. He did 212 mics today. Uh.

tell me this, do you think Yeah. Since. I've received a problem in our community. of men communicating with. being able to communicate with women who. may or may not be of age. Yeah. Do I forgive Chris D'Elia? No, that's what I'm asking you. Okay. I. thought that's what you were talking. about. no, no. I'm not at all. There's some. [ __ ] on your heart, it seems like, but. that's not what we're here for. Okay? Do you think. or not? that Chris and I are certainly but I. mean like we were never like. Chris was hard to get close to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think Chris will tell. you that too. Chris I mean like.

as long as I ever knew Chris he was on. it. He was just honestly, man, he was on. his phone and he was hard to get to know. at all. Yeah. Really? I always thought that. Cuz the outside perception was that but. you guys were homies. Yeah, I don't think that we were. certainly like we're certainly friends. Like I mean I think that. Colleagues, was that a better word? Or. colleagues? And I think. uh. Yeah, I mean I think I would have. probably wanted to be better friends. Yeah. You know, I just think. like Chris was popular before I had any. popularity. You know, and.

he was hard to get to know. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But I think he was in his. addiction, man. I literally like when I. think back on it watching him like text. women, it was like watching somebody use. heroin in front of you. You don't think. of it like that. You don't think like oh man, look how. sick like literally he could not stop. Yeah. So, you know, and I don't even. think I'm talking out of turn. Like I. suffer from addiction, so I know what. it's like to have to like be in places. where you feel compelled by powers that. are greater than you kind of to do.

stuff. of empathy for that, it seems. I think I. do, bro. But here's my question for you. is this, man. Do you think there should. be some liability. for Instagram and for these services. that allow people to connect? I don't. think that you should be able to follow. anybody under 18. Or communicate. They. can't put a barrier between young people. and adults? Like how was You can't go to. a movie if you're not 18. Like you need. your parent to go to the movie with you. if you're under 18. But like Instagram.

this is what I think is the worst that. they're doing like Snapchat and all them. is not only. and Snapchat is probably the worst. That's why I don't even [ __ ] with. Snapchat. But like. they are forcing you to see [ __ ] you. don't want to see. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like surprise, here's a child. Exactly. Here's a child dancing. suggestively and I'm like nah, bro. This. is [ __ ] is weird, bro. It's just weird, dude. Yeah, and here's. a child and and also. a Chinese like information like data.

suck. So, I'm just like [ __ ] that as. well. Yeah, there's rumors of that. I. mean it is. It's not a rumor. They're just like. yeah, we built it. But I love how all the data is just. people with like pictures of like. magical makeup on it [ __ ] like. No, they're trying to turn Americans. into pedophiles. That's what they're. like. They're like aren't 14-year-olds. dancing? Isn't that cool? Isn't that. awesome? Everybody's Our [ __ ] president is. sniffing children's hair. How is that not our new national anthem? It's just him sniffing hair to a [ __ ].

trap beat, dude. Did you see him just give up on his. speech the other day? That [ __ ]. said. Anyway, he forgot the word. That He. forgot what he's talking about. He just. said. Anyway. Dude, I'm shocked more people. culpability you were saying about the. app. How is there not? Like How is there. not a class action suit by any parents. that have ever had their kids who have. been approached by adults through the. app? Yeah. That that's not illegal. I mean.

that's insane, bro. If you make If you. made a pathway if you allowed a company. to dig a tunnel from my child's bedroom. to a [ __ ] grown man's house, dude, I. would show up at the company and. assassinate everybody in that [ __ ]. Yeah, 100%. That's what I would do. And that's the. problem with some of these shooters. They're shooting up the wrong [ __ ]. people. There's people that need to get shot. There's people asking for bullets. No, it's true. Now you make a good. point. Like why do we not look at them. and be like why are you suggesting this. [ __ ] to me? And then they blame it on. you. They go the algorithm knows what.

you like. No, it don't. Stop showing me. [ __ ] You They removed the dislike. button. Remember there was a dislike. button? Like they're going to get rid of. it. It's like [ __ ] I can't even. tell you to not show me young [ __ ]. bro. Like I can't even tell you to do. that. You're going to remove my ability? Nah, they're [ __ ] up, dude. They're. [ __ ] up. Like you look at someone's. explore page, it says a lot about them, bro. Oh, mine is very. Mine is all adult [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of 69. Okay? yeah.

Street fights? Yeah, yeah. A couple. street fights. And then like a couple of [ __ ] like. um what else is on there? Oh, I I watch. Callen's I listen to Callen and Steve's. new stuff. You guys' stuff is on there. And then. women. A lot of Russian women that I've. sent the little hand emoji to. You do hand emoji? That's your opener? Yeah, not only do I do it as much as I. used to, which is kind of nice. For a. while I was kind of like are these women. even real? But now it's like some of. them aren't even real, you know? matter? I just at a certain point for me it's.

like giving away my It's like I'd rather. just keep my own [ __ ] chi, you know? I'm not serving my chi through this. [ __ ] dirty pipeline. You know what. I'm saying? Like. what is it doing for me? What percentage. of chi are you giving with a hand emoji? I think you're giving away 5% of your. chi on the day. chi. I think so. Cuz it's like do I have. the control or not to let this thing. influence me that much where I'm going. to drop a hand to this Romanian. I mean. you're going to drop a hand regardless. Right, probably.

But at least drop. getting dropped. It's rather not she. knows about it. That's really what the. hand is. It's like I'm going to use. this. Yeah. Yeah, but I'd rather like you know I'm. going to hold on to this. I hear you. I hear you. I'm going to. keep a little bit of that energy so when. I meet a girl at a cafe maybe there's a. little bit more hutzpah behind my. [ __ ] desire. Interesting. Than to think that I've been already. rejected 70 times this morning. You know. what I'm saying? Like I think some of. that plays into how we operate, you. know? You see some dude he's been. rejected 9,000 times that month and then.

he asked you out. Yeah, I think his. energy's kind of probably going to be. wack. Yeah, you're probably right. Then then. again like you ever have one of those. friends that is impervious to rejection? I'm not that friend. But you know what I mean? Like like I. had a buddy growing up who just could. get rejected and it meant nothing. Like. he was more embarrassed if he didn't go. say hello. Oh, wow. I wish I had that. Who gave him that? Uh Jamaica. Oh, is it. uh. the comedian that was just here? No, no, no, no. Lil Duval? No, I love Lil Duval.

I know. I saw your video. I watched all. his y'all's YouTube videos. Sweet, bro. Bro, he is the goat. Lil Duval, I'm telling you, is operating on another. level. Is he? That is. That's what he said. another level. And. I'm And like you got to be around him to. get it. And then when you're around him, you're going to really understand it. And he's just like trying to communicate. [ __ ]. that he's understood, come up with in. the most digestible way possible. But if. you just sit and talk with him and he. really kind of like gives you that part. of him, you're going to go oh, this guy.

is an alien. Damn. He's the closest to alien that I've met. Damn. And no formal education. Like he's He. literally said like I didn't have like. meals until I was rich. Like I grew up. on appetizers. Wow. Like like the guy. had nothing but his just brain is. different. He can absorb everything and. understand. Like he's just [ __ ]. genius that guy. Yeah. Super genius. Yeah, I wish I had. have gotten to meet him. I'm going to. try to go I'm going to go see him next. time he comes through. Yeah. Um we got. another question came in here. Let's. play another one here, Riley.

What we got, Riley? And where have you been, Riley? You been. doing a lot of church stuff or what? Uh. no, I've been doing a lot of music. videos. Okay. Church stuff? What do you do in the church? I I run audio and video. Oh, cool. Are you an active member of your. congregation, Riley? What's that? Are. you an active member of your. congregation? Yeah. The guys that built our studio in. Brooklyn. um. that's a big part of their business. doing AV for churches. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing about the. church I like the church show, but. here's the thing about the church show. Okay. They start being too nice letting too. many people get on the stage, bro. Then they got the dude with the bell. They got the handicapped dude. They got. the sign language. They got uh the guy. in the cage always like in the screened. off. Why is that guy in the screened off. stuff always? Who knows? Nobody knows. Well, somebody should, man. If y'all are running proper stuff. up there. There's just too many By the. end By the end of the year it's like 19.

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Fabletics men. There's only one guy. Play this beautiful guy right here, man. What up, Theo? What up, Schultzy? Juan from Kansas. Kansas. What's up, Juan? Sending in this video to see my. two favorite comedians, podcasters on. the same post. Let's go. Um the [ __ ] was I going to. say? Didn't you have that that that American. flag in your old studio? out to you. I saw you in Kansas City in. the heat of COVID. Theo, I haven't seen. you cuz you're scared to go out, but I.

see you posting those videos on. Instagram. I'll be out, baby. Um. anyways, Andrew, I'm getting married. this summer. Any tips on the speech? How. is as a groom I want to give a speech. That's good, man. Um. Yeah, well, how do you how do you. perform that well? Do grooms give a speech? I thought you. don't speak. I thought everybody else. speaks. The the friend speech. So, yeah, the guy. doesn't know how it works, but that's. his problem. You know what I'm saying, bro? Yeah, don't. gives his. advice is just don't give a speech cuz. that's how weddings work.

Yeah, that's the advice, bro. There you. go. Everybody talks about you and then they. trash you and say that your wife is. amazing and then the wedding's over. Yeah, dude. You don't say anything. Yeah, it's mostly just trying to you. just guessing if any of the dudes there. have hooked up with your lady. That's. what a lot of it is. Dude, I'll be at a wedding and I will. tell the guy, "I just want to let you know, if the. wife is inviting me cuz I'll get invited. by some of my old wives. I will say I. have not never had anything to do with. your wife." You just out of nowhere say.

that. Yeah, cuz I feel like the guy if I'm the. guy. him up on him the day of his wedding. where he's like, "Why would you say that. to me unsolicited? Now I'm thinking that. you smashed my wife." Oh, yeah. You. can't be thinking like that. You got to. think like I think like I'm trying to. let you know. I want you to feel safe. that hey, buddy, you know, I just want. to let you know, I'm just here for food. and to be supportive. I never had I. never even seen your wife. And what if. I'm like, "I never thought that you saw. her because you guys didn't grow up. together and you didn't even meet until. today. So, why are you sharing this. information?". true, huh? Yeah, cuz I'm definitely.

going to think. that you made love to my wife. Oh, damn. If you said that. Damn. Damn. Damn. Yeah. Like if I came in here and I was. like um. "All the boys that you have working here. at your factory, they never worked for. me before you. What would you think?". I'd like you know something about these. boys. Yeah. Damn. I see. Yeah, I got to maybe I'll just. have to think about her kind of do a pro. con thing on it, but. Yeah, maybe. I uh yeah. I I like to say.

that. I'll say that to any girl I know. who is has a boy around. I will tell the. dude, "Hey, man. I just want to let you. know, I never had anything to do with. your lady." Even if it's a lie. sometimes. I think I just want the dude to feel. comfortable, bro. Do you have any friends that are dating. girls that you've slept with? Um I'm sure I probably do. Currently? Um I don't know. I don't have a ton of friends at the. moment. I mean, I have like it's like. I'm not in between friends, but it's. during COVID. It's like there's a couple.

guys where you're friends. I mean, probably. I probably have I have. probably Who's the next person you're. going to stop being friends with? Do you. have you already figured it out? Have a seat. Bro, I can't get over how good this show. would be. Where were you when I got molested?

That's right. We never got to that. Like. he did so much good, but because he's. the guy that stops molesters, you you're. looking at like, "Where the [ __ ] like. come on, bro? M C was was at it.". Like what were you doing? What about. some kid who's getting molested? He's. just waiting for Chris Hansen to come in. the door cuz he saw the show. And no. nothing. Oh, that's got to be. heartbreaking. Yeah. Thailand. Imagine how many people see Chris. Hansen. Ugh, I hate even thinking about. this. This is the sick part about being. alive sometimes is the thoughts you.

have. Like imagine how many people see. Christopher Hansen. and think, "Man, I got reminded that. they got molested.". Yeah. But you could also look at it like you. might have got molested double if it. wasn't for him for Chris Hansen because. That's true. maybe one of those other. guys. would have been molesting, but he. stopped it. There's no doubt that he. stopped a lot of molesting. Yeah, because it those guys just go. It's just. it's it's like, yeah. Yep. It's yeah. Damn.

It's thick stuff, man. What else we got, Riley man? I want to bring up another. question here cuz I don't know how to. get out of where we are. A lot of pressure on you today, bro. A lot of pressure. Here we go, man. Yo, Theo, Schultzy, two of my favorites. What up? Finally seeing Schultz live this. Saturday night show in. in Nashville. Let's go. I saw Theo a couple years ago in uh. Lexington. That's what's up.

Driving from Louisville, Kentucky, so. I'm hyped for all this. Um but question. here. Out of this list, who do you think is. the most likely to have a successful. presidential campaign? Mhm. And all this. is possible in the climate we're in. So, here we go. Alex Jones. Dr. Umar. Yeah. Do you know who AOC. or Logan Paul. Okay. Mhm. What we thinking? Dr. Umar is that woman, right? No. Dr. Umar Johnson. Mhm. Pull him up.

is. Riley man. the funniest guy unintentionally Mhm. on. the internet. Okay. Okay. He is his he's the prince of. Pan-Africanism, right? Yeah. So, he's. it's like uh. it's it's it's black empowerment and a. lot of the stuff that he says is good. It's right. Care about the community. Do. all these things, but it's to another. level and some might say that he's uh a. bit of a con artist. He's been trying to. build this school for just black boys.

and he's getting this money to build the. school, but the school has never has. been built and he is. Oh, yeah. quite Can you go to like a Dr. Umar Johnson highlight reel? Yeah. Let's. go to YouTube, uh Riley. Oh my god, dude. I got to bring up something cuz. it's just too good. It's It's too. too good. He's a legend. This guy. is a legend. Is he really? Undeniably hilarious. How we looking, Riley? Dr. Umar Johnson highlight video. Can. you get that? Yeah. Give me a second. I.

think there's also like threads on uh. Here we go. Hold on. Oh god, it's too good. See, which one? Uh let's do the top one there. Let's see. You're watching the Breakfast Club This. is just the Breakfast Club interview. You need a highlight for him. Okay. But. Let's go back, Riley. Yeah, I wish I wish I had the video up. Oh my god. Hold on. There we go. Part one. Hit it.

All right. Let's see what we got. I'm going to be unconscious. It's no. cap. No cap. I haven't gotten any donations lately. We need some donations. Dollar sign. fdmgschool. Get them donations in. If you want to. donate to the black parent tour to help. Dr. Umar with my expenses Dr. Dr. Umar. Johnson. Dr. Dr. Umar Johnson. If you a single beautiful nappy-headed. intelligent voluptuous black woman send.

your resume to Dr. Umar Johnson at. yahoo.com. If you are a single beautiful. nappy-headed voluptuous black woman send. your resume. Is he serious? I'm in your ass. Lenore. honor I'm in your ass. William Clay I'm. in your ass. Gerald Palmer I'm in your. ass. Aunt Spingali I'm in your ass. William Casa Africa I'm in your ass. [ __ ] court. [ __ ] the court. Strong alpha male send those resumes in.

fdmg resumes. at gmail.com fdmg. lot of email addresses, doesn't he? How. hard is it to [ __ ] log in for him, I. bet. He sound like a [ __ ] nightmare. All right, maybe we didn't choose the. right highlight, but trust me this guy's. good. I know he's. already good. I promise. It's already like. I wish we came with more heat, bro. I. got to come with the links next time. Damn dude, yeah, what the [ __ ] Yeah,

that was kind of a bomb right there. It's kind of a big bomb. I feel really. bad. I know how important, you know, dead air is on a podcast. What was the question? I don't know, dude. Oh, yeah. Who would you want to be. Who is a realistic chance of president? Uh Logan Paul probably. You think I don't Oh, wait, Logan maybe. The most realistic chance. I thought the. other guy. Somebody just offered me a. jet from here to go watch the brother. fight. Would you take it? Alex Johnson? Yeah. Wait, Alex Jones? No, no, no, to watch. the brother, Logan Paul's brother. Oh,

oh, Jake. Yeah, I can't decide if I want. to go or not. I kind of. Oh, yeah, if you can go, go. Are you. kidding? It's going to be a great It's. going to be a great event. You think so? 100% yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll go. Yeah, there's going to be like performances. and [ __ ] They know what they're doing. What is it that Triller [ __ ] again? Yeah. Oh, dude, I don't like it. Bro, I. felt like I was stuck at a [ __ ]. nightclub in Jacksonville. Maybe that's why I liked it. Was that It. was just some. bad lights and people [ __ ] basically.

like a couple of rappers wandering. around singing while they were looking. for their [ __ ] car keys. And then they would cut to some [ __ ]. box The boxing was [ __ ] bad. I. thought it was bad, man. Really? Yeah, I I loved it, bro. Did. you? Yeah, I really liked it. Yeah, I don't know why. I mean maybe it. was just cool to see Mike Tyson fight. again. It was cool to see Roy Jones. fight again. And then it was shocking to. see Jake Paul just completely obliterate. Nate Robinson. But uh Dude, and. a lot of people thought Nate was going.

to win that probably. Yeah, that's just racism. Yeah. But that's like That was That's racism. the other way. Is it Yeah, that's A white guy can't beat a black. guy in a fight. That's what People just looked at it and. they're like, "There's no way that white. guy can beat a black guy in a fight.". And then people like, "Yeah, but he's. like. 6 in taller and he he weighs more and. People are like, "Yeah, but. a white guy. His name is Jake. There's no way that he. can win in a fight." And it turns out. that [ __ ] can fight.

That's crazy, bro. That's the thing. about being able to fight. You can't. really talk much [ __ ] to that person. afterwards. Like all the people that just like clown. Jake Paul and make fun of Jake Paul, that kind of stopped. Like the famous people like all of a. sudden like Snoop Dogg and [ __ ] are like. hanging with him. Like when he I. remember Jake Paul did a music video. with like Gucci Mane. And everybody was like teasing him and. [ __ ] about it. And now all of a sudden. all these rappers want to hang out with. him. Right. Everybody wants to hang out with the the. silverback, man. Everybody wants to hang.

out with the guy who's knocking people. out. good point, huh? Yeah, I bet your boy's. going through that right now. Who's. that? Dustin. Oh, yeah. I'm sure he I know he's been. People have been trying to get him to do. everything. He said. yeah. Driving gloves. He said somebody hit him. up to model driving gloves. I'm like, "Jesus, man.". For golf? Huh? No, for driving autos, bro. Like like the taxi cab drivers in. New York and [ __ ] Like roaring 20s kind. of [ __ ] dude. Whenever I get into a. taxi cab and the guy had gloves, I was. like, "Bro, we're about to be early.".

This guy came. ready to work, bro. Who's putting on. Dude, how strenuous is holding the. wheel? We got power steering now, dude. People drive with their knees, dude. There are people who have no arms and. they go to work by driving with their. [ __ ] feet. And you got full-on gloves. to hold the wheel. The wheel is made out. of gloves. They made it easier for you. They just put the glove on the wheel.

It's unbelievable. What could it. possibly do? I don't know. I don't know. After a long day of driving you think. you take it off and you're like, "Thank. god I'm wearing I'm sweating.". Throw these in the laundry. But I think. they're weighted to help you like get. like. No, he's wearing weighted driving. Have you [ __ ] seen America, dog? People are wearing complete [ __ ]. There was a weighted swimming neck brace. that two people [ __ ] drowned in that.

they had a lawsuit like 8 years ago. Wait, why would anybody. wear weights in the pool? Cuz they're. [ __ ] idiots, dude. Have you been. alive? Have you [ __ ] been outside of your. eyes? No. People are [ __ ] bro. A weighted swimming device? People are. legally [ __ ] and then there's people. that are just after that. Yo, that's the thing that's crazy is it. like we have to decide when a [ __ ]. starts. Right. And there are people who are just not. [ __ ] and we call them normal. Dude,

there's no that yeah. That first The. first little IQ point and we care. Those people walking around barely. getting by. Every once in a while one of them make. one of them moans, them little [ __ ]. Jurassic Park moans. There is a gap. Okay, Alan. His parents. just. let him go outside and just [ __ ]. turn around and just look at each other.

They got to hold in that [ __ ] sound. so nobody knows. They got to hold that. [ __ ] in. Oh, yeah. Just looking around. [Music]. It's like a mosquito. Yeah, dude. That's like a mosquito, dude. Bro, I realized yesterday how weird is. this? Tell me if this is racist or not, dude. Cuz you're the closest thing. You're the closest thing we've had to a.

black guest in a while, dude. Is the US postal system basically just. like giving mail to a black guy and. hoping it gets where it's supposed to. go? That's what I feel like, bro. That's what I realized the other day. That the US postal system. today is basically just like handing the. mail to a black guy. and hoping he cares enough for it to go. where it's supposed to go.

Is that not [ __ ] the truth? Like go mail something, bro. [Laughter]. Go mail something. Yeah, you might be on this. Yeah, no homo or nothing, but like it's. [ __ ] crazy, bro. What if what if you get lost, bro? Huh?

I mean this it's just a lot of things, right? A lot, right? Bro, US postal. system [ __ ] is. it's 50/50, dude. someone tried to fix it and then America. was like, "Stop." And. they were like, "This doesn't work." And. they're like, "Stop. Stop trying to make it better, you. dickhead.". What the [ __ ] are you thinking? He's. like, "But maybe there's a better system.

even for them. Like we could give them. an address or something to get your. postage to." And America was like, "Fuck. you for wanting us to get our mail.". Piece of [ __ ]. Yeah, you crazy guy? Dude, the anxiety. of working there. male [ __ ] traveling around the. country anymore? This [ __ ] has to stop, dude. But just imagine being that poor black. guy. They just give you a satchel full. of [ __ ] and they're like, "Do you know. where where any of this [ __ ] go? Deliver.

it.". Yeah, but I was just wondering if the if. I should should like Where's Where is. there like a route? Is there anything? Dude, how many black dudes out there are. just pretending they're Santa every day. and just [ __ ] putting mail wherever? Bro, how many [ __ ]. Bro, bro. Have you ever seen a like a mail person. in the. or not, bro. Yeah, but have you ever. seen a mail. Bro, they just let us know. Every day I go to my mailbox and I'm.

thinking there's going to be a letter. and it's just going to say yes or no. Just but it never comes. Just tell us, man. That was a good laugh. It was a good laugh, man. But we're no closer to an answer. We never will be, man. Shit's getting. wild, you know? They said that.

What did I see the other day? They're. thinking about doing a movie with black. Christopher Columbus, which is [ __ ]. blew my mind, you know? Yeah. I mean, it's. that's actually kind of cool. You know, I fell off at the black Annie. So, I from the beginning I was out, you. know, of like the forced like the forced. cuz otherwise I want to see white. Amistad. You know what I'm saying? I. want to see the other way. I want to see. Japanese Amistad or I want to see, you know, ginger Amistad. Yeah. Yeah. That would be That would be kind of.

sick. Yeah. Ginger Amistad. Wouldn't. that be crazy? Yeah. Bunch of gingers on a ship. Yeah. That's like Vikings. That was the. Vikings. Yeah. Right? Yeah, but not doing well, you know, or. having a tough. Yeah, being like. steerage in steerage. In steerage. Yeah. Yeah, you don't like the forced. diversity. I don't like it. Yeah. I just don't think I get it. I get. like there's some need for it in some. places, but it's like unless you're. doing it everywhere, I just don't think.

it helps. I think in the end things have. to be merit-based cuz otherwise you. can't say like at this company you got. to have this, but over here on this. company don't have You know, it just. kind of Yeah. And I think it rubs people. the wrong way after a while. Yeah, I. don't think I don't think it works for. anyone. Because the the communities. that are being quote-unquote represented. aren't really being represented because. they're just taking a black person and. making them play a traditional white. role. So, like the black community is. not going, "Yeah, that's us." They're.

going, "No, you're just acting like that. white guy.". Yeah, like, "Hey, Alvin, you're a. businessman today." He's like, "Huh?". When like if you want to tell a story. about a black businessman, you could. easily do that. There are tons of. stories about black business. But they're so [ __ ] lazy in Hollywood. and they're so racist. This is how. racist Hollywood they're like, "Wait, do. you think people would care about a. black person's story? [ __ ] no. Just make. him James Bond.". Right? Like that that That was like 100. years of Hollywood. Yeah. That's what I. don't understand how black people are.

like so like don't like don't y'all see. that Hollywood give a [ __ ] about y'all. for so long? Like Virgil Tibbs was. y'all's only dude forever. That's In the. Heat of the Night. Can you pull up. Virgil Tibbs, please, brother? Jesus. Christ, man. Jesus. Can't get this. [ __ ] guy to work. Unbelievable. Come. on. Unfuckingbelievable, dude. But yeah, dude, it is a little [ __ ] up. when you think about it like that. Which. just doesn't behoove anybody. I don't.

know. There you go, Virgil Tibbs now. dude, this is from Sneakers. Yeah, this is from In the Heat of the. Night. Yeah, of course, of course. But uh He. was my favorite, man. Oh, no, no, Virgil Tibbs. Whoopsie, my. bad. And that is. um Hercule Poirot, I think is other guy. and that's from Raisin in the Sun. I was thinking. all, is Raisin in the Sun a racial term? I feel like can we [ __ ]. racist, but can I say what I said was. really racist, but it wasn't? I said. Sneakers, right? Because I was thinking. of Sidney Poitier, right?

Mhm. And I looked and I was like, but that. guy looks like Sidney [ __ ] Poitier. And then I was like, uh [ __ ] am I. racist? Am I making two black people. look the same? No. The third picture. says what underneath it? Third picture. Sidney Poitier. So, the one that I. looked at was Sidney Poitier. Well, one of them is a movie and one of. them is a television show. Yeah. Virgil. Tibbs Virgil Tibbs the character and. Sidney Poitier played uh. him in the movie.

Ah, got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. Got. you. Okay. But yeah, I yeah. And I love. now how now Hollywood's like, "Oh, yeah." Yeah. That's a thing. It's like. Yeah. I wish people just understand Hollywood. It's just a Yeah, it's a business, right? It's It's I try to get attached. more to it and that's one of my. problems. I'm not all attached more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man, they. don't want me this and that. They're. just a [ __ ] business that thinks. they're run really really that thinks. they're great. That's also a thing about.

them. And I'm like. I feel like they set it up almost like. McDonald's where, you know how and this. is not to insult [ __ ] who work. at McDonald's, but anybody can work at. McDonald's. Like they set it up so that. Yeah, you're right, actually. Anybody. can work at McDonald's cuz they even do. they do everybody from Down syndrome. hires to uh full-fledged capable hires. Exactly, right? Yeah. So, they're got. the whole spectrum. And it's a brilliant business in that. way where anybody can go in there and. pretty much figure it out. And then you.

can improve and become a manager and do. all these other things, but like the. lower level positions right there, anybody can kind of do and they set it. up that way. And I feel like for a little while. Hollywood set up the system so well that. they could insert whoever they wanted. and it kind of worked out. Right? Like there are a few actors and. there are a few like movie franchises. and [ __ ] and you were just like, "Do people like this guy?" Like, "What. the fuck?" But I'm still going to watch. it cuz that's what's on TV. Yeah. You know? And I do think that the internet kind of.

exposed that. Like when you think about. it, we just talk [ __ ] for hours and. that's better than a TV show that they. spent tens of millions of dollars on. Like you and I have just made [ __ ]. sounds. There was a part of this podcast. where we just made [ __ ] sounds, right? one, but yeah. But you did a couple cuz you did a You. did a couple. You did more. You did the. most. Yeah, but you did the baritone. one. Take that, King of the Sting, okay? You. eat your weird foods. We're out here and. we're making [ __ ] sounds.

You guys are bad friends. Get the [ __ ] out of here. You guys are. both two guys that I told I wouldn't do. podcasts with. That's who you guys are. So, let's [ __ ]. God fired. Bobby Lee, you taking that? Yeah, take it, Tito. You taking that? Bobby Lee's not even awake right now and. it's 4:00 p.m. in the afternoon. Guy. texts me at 2:49 a.m. the other day.

asking me a normal daytime question. What he ask? I love that [ __ ] so. much. What he ask? "Haven't seen you in. a while." it said. The [ __ ] you talking about? That's cuz. I'm [ __ ] day turnal, fam. Tighten up, dude. Uh [ __ ]. Yeah, man, I don't know if uh. a tight ship, bro. I remember during. Corona I went over there to do uh his. podcast. No, they run a good ship. And. uh him and his girl, Khalyla.

Mhm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're they're. great. And uh. and I came over I came with the crew, right? And uh they wouldn't let the crew. in cuz of Corona. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, they got real specific. They. got a new home, too. And they don't want. a lot of people in their new home. I. think her parents have like potential. comorbidities. So, she's taking it crazy. serious and I get that. Yeah. Cuz you. know what I mean? That was back in the. day like if you're old, you just die. At. least that's what we thought. So, I do.

understand that. But I was like, okay, look at how responsible [ __ ] Bobby. is, bro. Bobby is the wildest boy. And now this guy is a grown-ass. responsible man. Yeah, man. I mean, they're great. They're really great over. there. I love Bobby. Bobby, I'll say. this, he always comes through when you when. you need him. Bobby comes through when you need him, man. Really? Yeah. Has he been there for you? He has. Bobby comes through when you. need him. Um. and it's fun, man. Look, we get to play. in this world of like. doing podcasts and like, you know, This.

is absurd what we get to do. We get to. talk to freaking legends. Legends. You know? Like I mean, we get to talk to legends. Yeah. You know? Like I got to talk the. other day we had Bobby. like. Bobby Kennedy Jr. on, right? Like We had. a But I'm just saying like we had a. Kennedy on. Is he the anti-vax guy? Yeah. He's a. He's safe vax. Safe vax. What does that mean? He just wants the. vax to be tested for a decent amount of. time in decent way before they give them. to people, which isn't really. reasonable, bro. That's crazy Like why.

we call him crazy, man? I agree, bro. Yo, before you inject me with some crazy. [ __ ] can you like look at it a bit? Like that's. Dude, who's running the vaccination part. of the USPS, bro? Is that. Yo, the USPS is just like, "Take this. [ __ ] and [ __ ] run with it.". Do your best, fam. Do your best, fam. And this guy's out there like, "Yo, can. you just look at the ingredients? Can. you look at the ingredients? Can I get a. nutrition facts or whatever? Can you. give me the back of a Snapple, bro?

This [ __ ] back of a Snapple." Ain't. that crazy you get a vaccine and don't. even have the back of a Snapple, bro? That's not That is crazy, bro. It don't even say Show me the back. Just show me the back. Where it says. it's got this much sodium and this much. sugar and this much added sugar. the riboflavins at, dude? Where. How many riboflavins you got, dog? I think that's fair. I think that's very. fair. Are you getting vaxed? I don't want to come out as an. anti-vaxer, but I don't think I would.

say no. Like I don't think I need the. vax and I would like to wait a year or. two to make sure everything's cool. I grew up in a community where they the. the when they had the vaccine for polio, they created it in my community in. Louisiana. And it gave cervical cancer to millions. of women. Millions of women in America. But the government had already made it. They'd already created and spent all the. money to make so much of it that they. had to. cuz it also got rid of polio. But the cost was your [ __ ] got to get.

taken out. You know what I'm saying? I don't have a. [ __ ] bro. I'll be honest with you. That sound like. a [ __ ] problem. As a non-owner. As a. This. They out there stealing Bugattis. I don't got a Bugatti. You want a [ __ ] son? That's all right. Bro, how great is 69? All he does he.

walks into a [ __ ] he walks into a. Johnson & Murphy at the airport. He's. like, "Yo, [ __ ] son. Meek Mill, you're. a pussy.". I love it. Look at this [ __ ] right here, bro. That dude drops more N-bombs than. anybody I've ever met. The most. Dude, he's Did you see the documentary about. him? The Hulu one? Yeah. No, I haven't. seen the Hulu one. It was so great. because it just shows Yeah, all these. rappers are afraid to kill anybody. anymore cuz everybody's making money. So, now you can just rip them a shred.

and there's no consequences. it out. He figured it out. And and. that's what I appreciate about him so. much is that like. I don't like. how do I say this? Like, if you made. your wealth in blood money. I don't like you morally grand standing. Like, I'm okay if you make your money. dirty, but don't tell me how to be good. Right. You know what I'm saying? So, it's like. it was a lot of rappers for like a. moment who like their whole career. bragged about horrible [ __ ] that they.

were doing. Like Benny Hinn? I don't know who that. is. Um he's not a rapper, but like a. speaker kind of. Go on, anyway. I was. sitting there and said nothing. Anyway, but but you know what I'm saying? It's. like you if you talking about how much. you kill people, sell drugs, and do that. other [ __ ] and then you're also like, "We need to take care of our. communities." It's like, "Bro, I've been. listening to three albums of you. murdering your community, bro.". Now, if you wanted to If you want to. make a change in your life, that's. great. I'm with it 100% awesome. But. Like Nas? Yeah. Boom. There you go. Or.

if you just want to tell the story of. your. Yeah, Nas. Yeah, thanks, man. Nas, we. call him Nas. But like, if you want to. tell the story Look, you could do. whatever the [ __ ] you want to do. But I. could also go, "Man, shut your [ __ ]. ass up.". Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like. selling out with orange juice all of a. sudden. If I start selling orange juice, it's going to seem like, "Come on, man.". Yeah. You don't really know anything. about this. Exactly. Especially if your. whole life you're like you you are. totally against fruit. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't care if you get proper. nutrition or [ __ ] beverages or not. Yeah, it's like for example, if you like.

you rode so hard from New York and you. like swore you would never leave New. York, you know what I mean? And then. like a pandemic came, and then you moved. to Miami. Like, that type of person. would be a hypocrite. Yeah. A piece of. [ __ ] even. And I might not even ever listen to what. a guy like that would say. Yeah, it's. [ __ ] be [ __ ] flagrant. Yeah, it would be super flagrant. It would be super flagrant. Like, what. an [ __ ] that guy would be. You know. what I'm saying? Like. Really realistically Yeah. [ __ ]. scumbag. Especially if he was like, "Yo, anybody.

who leaves right New York right now is a. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm never leaving." And. even posted a meme from the Wolf of Wall. Street about how I'm not leaving. Like. like if he did that type. Let me see if I see anybody like that in. here, bro. Let me see. Nah, bro, I'm Hippocrates, man. I tell. them Dude, I like it. Hey, you got. There's no That's the thing about also.

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at the Bed Bath & Beyond. That's You. were at a Bed Bath & Beyond? Yeah. It's a pretty bougie store. Yeah, it was. in Sla It was in um. Slidell, which was like the town near I. was by. Hm. Dude, we used to go camp out. at the mall. We would go there, go to. the mall, and then camp in a tent outside and go. back in the next day. Why? Yeah, just to. be at the mall, man. The mall was sick? The mall was good. Did you enjoy your childhood? I think I did in hindsight. It was just. scary. I felt like it was scary cuz.

there was like a lot of dangerous kind. of whites and dangerous blacks, I felt. like. I was also like real scared. So, I. think I was like scared of everything, you know? But I was also like, you know, and I could do anything I wanted. There. was nobody keeping, you know, like you know, I was supposed. to drink milk and [ __ ] be alive for. like 15 years. Like, that was like kind. of the [ __ ] guidance, you know? care of you. Yeah, there was just no. like. like everything was like yeah, it was. just kind of like nobody ever checked in. to see what was going on. It was just.

[ __ ]. It was like somebody started me at the. top of a hill. I may check in with you sometime. But in hindsight, it was fun, you know? Yeah. But we lived in a fun area, man. We lived in a fun area. speak about it a lot and I think in a. way that's um. I don't know, loving and like cherished. But the stories can often be. traumatizing. But I don't know, it seems. like you're kind of happy with them.

Yeah. I think for a long time I wasn't. cuz I think they were traumatizing. And. then you've kind of dealt with them and. accepted them. Yeah, I just think as I. grow older I realize that Well, also we. need good stories. Hm. There's not a lot. of people out there telling stories. anymore. Hm. It's almost like in Hollywood. everything gets so like chopped down, I. feel like a lot of times that they don't. let you tell the good story or even the. true story. Hm. Like, you can't tell a story like. And you can't tell a story a lot of even. true stories about like race and stuff. sometimes because they act like. sometimes as a white person if you say. the word black if you say it, or if you.

say something about like like two of my. best black friends got killed by other. black guys, right? Yeah. So, I don't like. that [ __ ] makes me mad, right? When I. see a lot of stuff like First 48 and. those type of shows where there's a lot. of black on black crime, and you see. there's white people making money off. the show. I'm sure who If you follow the. makers of the show, it's going to get a. little [ __ ]. going back into the community of. Memphis. Yeah, it's not, right? Right. right, it's not going into [ __ ]. Memphis. And let's just say Memphis.

Okay. I think Memphis needs it, and. they're just going, "I hope someone gets. murdered in this 48-hour period because. that's what the show is." There's a. producer of that show that is going to. work every week going, "I hope someone. gets murdered.". Christ. That's a tough way. Yeah. Oh, damn, it's Easter. [ __ ] it's. always slow around this time of year. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. Groundhog Day, we're going to have. another 3 weeks of winter or whatever. Yeah. But I just say like I feel like. sometimes it's like if I say. that man, I feel like sometimes there's. just it scares me how much black on.

black crime there is that people think. that I'm against like like I want black. people to live and prosper. I don't It's. not like I'm a then think it's a like. that black people are bad. Does that. make any sense? Yeah, I think that the. tricky thing with that is just like. all crime is usually committed within. the same race cuz most people just live. around their race. Right. So, I think the term to a lot of people. is like, well, black on black crime is. white on white crime. Like, white people. are murdering white people. Like, all. these serial killers often are just.

murdering white chicks. Like, you watch. any of these documentaries, just a white. dude murdering white chicks. That's not. white on white crime, I And that's easy, too. Let's be honest, man. Dude, it was so easy to murder white. chicks. murdering black chicks, bro? That right there. That right there is like. be hard to do. [ __ ] Tuskegee Airmen. You need like a seat on. Yeah, you need a plane. You're going to. need a plane. All these serial killers. are [ __ ] bro. You're just going after. white chicks. Go to the hood, Richard. Ramirez. [ __ ] ass [ __ ].

That's true. He's black till they start. fighting back. Bro, I couldn't Oh, cops, I got him. I. got him. We got him. They had this black girl in my class. growing up. I could not breathe deep. without this chick seeing me from across. the [ __ ] class. Like, she just always. had a beat on whatever I was doing, dude. I think she thought I could maybe. you know, just end up being a crazy. person or something. So, I just she. Anytime I even like would be like. I [ __ ] notice you. like.

Yeah, we not shooting up the school. today, Theo. No. No. No. Maybe black on black cuz maybe you. just see more I mean maybe it's cuz. there's shows like that, you know? I. don't know, but I mean there's there's. no doubt that there's black on black. crime. I don't think anybody denies. that. Right, but what I hate is maybe. it's maybe it could it could all be in. my head, but it's like if I say that, I. feel someone's like oh then people think. I'm against black people. It's like. I don't think that. I want. I want I just want everybody yeah. I.

don't know. You know that there's a. disproportionate amount of crime in that. community and you just want that to. stop, right? Yeah, or it just like bums. me out. And it seems almost like there's. way more news or media attention to when. like the police do something to a black. person than when black people are. affected within their own community. It. just seems that way because the media is. selling the the sexiest story. Like. right now stop Asian hate is the story. And a few years ago it was. anti-Muslim violence was the story,

right? So, anything happened to a. Muslim, that was the. or Slims. We call them Slims actually. Slims, you know what I mean? Raleigh, you get a lot of Asian hate. wherever you're from? You get it? I. don't. And we got a real Asian right. here and what do you say about it? If somebody throws something at you, that's hate, right? Yeah. What they throw at you? No, but I'm just. saying if I'm trying to see what is. Asian hate. I know it's shootings. That's easy. Yeah, man. It's tricky with the Asian. hate though cuz the the the tough thing.

about Asians is like there are like. Asians that are. here way longer than maybe either of us. Like they've just been here forever, but. because they look Asian, I think there. are certain Americans that just don't. see them as American. You know? They just for whatever reason. like I think the idea of America for a. lot of people is white and black. Even. non-racist people. They're just like. white and black people, that's what. makes up Americans. Right. And everybody. else just kind of got to like pick a an. identity or side. So, if you're Asian or.

if you're like Indian or you're what's. another one? I don't know. Some other. one. You just got to go how am I going. to act? Am I going to act kind of like. culturally white or am I going to act. culturally black? Oh, that's true. Well, I think but and also some of it is just. cuz those are our two kind of leading. vibes in the country. And they're the. most they're the most prevalent and. they've been here the longest, right? So, everybody kind of try to fit I'm. sure if we moved If I moved to China, I. start look day four I get I I'll get a. little bit Chinese. Yes, I'll start to.

kind of yeah, I'll do just little things. that I see them do. I start to do it. Yeah, I start to do it. I move quickly. Yeah, dude, I'll do whatever. I'll cough in my [ __ ] child's mouth. so it doesn't get out into the air, but. they'll do that kind of stuff, bro. The. Chinese dog let's let's be honest about. the Chinese like that's one thing I. don't like sometimes. It's like America. we have to make every moment in America. acceptable for everyone in some magical. [ __ ] way. Bro, you go to [ __ ]. dude, I went to a bar I went to China.

They don't give a bro, you die in China, they make a [ __ ] soup out of you. They feed the [ __ ]. and they cruise. [ __ ] moves on, dog. [ __ ] I mean and. they'll do that in a 8-minute set, bro. And that's just how they they don't it's. not like life doesn't I'm not saying. it's their lives aren't as important as. anybody else, but life doesn't the way. we feel about life doesn't mean it's not. the same. And everybody should care about us and.

there the community is more important. and the individual is not as valued and. the individual serves the community. I. think the idea of the mask is not you're. going to get me sick. The idea of the. mask is I'm sick, I might get you sick. and I don't want to be a burden on my. community. That's the Asian idea of the. mask, which is pretty lit when you think. about it, but of course when we see. Asians with masks like 5 years ago like. or 3 years ago before Corona, we're just. like Michael Jackson fan.

Michael Jackson fan or we're just like. what you trying to say? Are our ears. dirty? Right. You know, what are you. trying to say? We got we got disease? Like we saw it as an insult instead of. them being considerate. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and that's part of it just the vibe in. America is like I can do whatever and. we've had so much freedom. We've had so we have extra freedom. Freedom is lit if you know what freedom. is, but if you never have freedom, you. don't care. Right. You know what I'm. saying? Like you don't know what you're missing. Exactly. Like there I'm sure there's.

guys that do some like crazy sex move or. whatever like that, right? And like once. they know what it is, they love it, their girl loves it, but like I don't. know what that is. So, I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. missing out. So, I'm good. And I think. that's what we think people in China are. like don't you miss this freedom? You. got to do whatever the government tells. you and they're like we never had. freedom. This is all we know and. everybody around us gets the same [ __ ]. So, it's fine. Yeah, and it works. And I'm wondering I started to wonder if. maybe we're getting to the part of. capitalism where things don't really. work as cool as it once did. Do you.

think about that sometimes? Yeah, cuz. like I wonder if like capitalism. is just like your teenage years. Right. And then like. like cuz America's young. Like that's. people got to realize. Like we are. young. This is a good podcast, man. I. just realized that. This is fun. This is. fun. But like America's so young, bro. Like Europeans I think a lot of times. they like judge us, right? And what. Europeans? I think Europeans they got. all the history. They got all the ships. But I'm telling like that's what I said. I'm like guys, one we don't care cuz nobody cares about.

y'all, but at the same time like you had. thousands of years to develop your. culture and ways. We're figuring it out. We just got. money. All of us yeah, we're poor. Everybody came from poverty. Like yeah, my dad probably came from a little. money, but if you go to his dad or his. dad, poor. My mom, poor. Everybody in. America is a few generations or 99% of. people are a few generations away from. dirt poor. So, we got some money. So, we. going to spend the money.

Except you see what the Slims are doing. out there in the Middle East, right? They're building islands out of sand. They look like [ __ ] palm trees. They're building sand [ __ ] out of. sand. It sounds like a diss. It's kind of what. I'm saying. Bunch of sand [ __ ] out. there. But you know, so like they're making. them, yeah. They're building snow out of. [ __ ] sand. That's crazy what they're. doing. They're making cold sand. They figured it out. But you're right. It's like yeah, we're. in this teenage years, but I wonder how. does this [ __ ] end? Like when.

I I don't even like saying it because it. sounds like some like Bernie [ __ ] or. whatever like oh we got to give. everybody money blah blah blah, but I. think what happens is it becomes like. Europe is a a thousand years ahead of us. right? And I think they're like okay, in. order for us not to have this crazy. division, in order for us not to be. killing everybody, in order for us not. to everybody hate each other, we kind of. need to spread the wealth in a way and. provide health care in a way where. everybody has a decent opportunity at. success in this country. That's I think.

that's what it eventually gravitates to. cuz there's a reason every [ __ ]. country in Europe has the kind of. similar socialist system and every. country in Europe is a few thousand. years old. So, I assume we don't have to force it. now, but I assume we will slowly. gravitate towards that. And we kind of. are already when you think about it. But. a lot of that is also rich people just. hiding behind the government to make. poor people feel okay. Which is also okay. Yeah, I don't I don't know exactly what. I'm saying. I don't know the long-term.

effects of that though. Rich people. hiding behind the government to make. poor people feel okay. What does that. mean again? I don't know. Is that socialism? I don't know exactly what socialism is. I think it's just taxed a little bit. more and like giving poor people a. little bit more so they're not. struggling. Right. Right. Right. And I. think we're in a. yeah, like and I think there's also. going to be some disconnect at certain. points. People struggle here because I. think on the back of our heads we're. like yo, we want more 30 for 30s. There we go. To be honest with you. Yo, Europe got the trashiest 30 for 30s,

bro. They should have way better ones. But. they don't. Their 30 for 30s was like. Christopher Columbus. That 30 30 was. lit. Like their 30 for 30s was like Joan of. Arc. You know what I'm saying? If you go. back a thousand years, bro, their 30 for. 30s were lit. Louis the [ __ ] 13th or. whatever like all those 30 for 30s baby. 13th dude [ __ ] dude. 13th had asthma and. they killed him for it. Dude, what did I say? Say run up that hill. You better show up with both bags. working, baby. You came with a [ __ ].

one bag in it, dog. They took that. dude's life. What was he doing that was so strenuous? Who knows, dog? He's the king. That's. the best job to have asthma. Yo, why. don't you get me that? Really? With the head. You know, dude, you got. to [ __ ] be able to finish the line, son. You got to be able to finish off with. the head. That's right. One breath. A single breath, bro. [Music]. Yeah, we don't want.

to get out of here, bro. That was it, dog. Dude, we should have a. castle, bro. We should have a castle. I think we got some castles. But yo, once we got here, we were like yo, castles are hard to build like [ __ ]. stone. I think that's what America. really broke away from Europe to do. Just build [ __ ] out of wood. Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad thought. Stone [ __ ] It. looks cool, but it's heavy, dog. It's. heavy, but then think about the.

manliness back then. You know? We soft now. People got PVC. pipe. It used to be used to have to fill. your mouth up and [ __ ] put it in your. next buddy's mouth. You know what I'm. saying? Old school plumbing, bro. You. know what I'm talking about? Keep it. yourself, dog. Some of us are still out. here, bro. Kicking it old school. And one of us are still out here. You. know what I'm saying? You left your city, bro. my traditions. you know what I'm saying? I'm putting. them down in Miami. Respect man, respect. Let's follow up one more. question man before we let this.

beautiful fellow get off the hook man. What else we got here? Uh. Um. [ __ ] I don't even know this guy's name. man. Raleigh mail here comes a young. fellow right here. What up Theo? What up Schultzy? Gosh got. a quick question for you. Know you both are. new to UFC and. want to see which one of y'all. superstars would win if y'all did a tag. team match. Theo and Dustin. or Schultzy and Israel.

I'll. beat that baby's ass. I'll say this dude. and no offense man beautiful child bro. Dude we I'll tell you this nobody picks. me and friends with better UFC fighters. than you and me. It's my talent bro. I don't know. Okay. [Music]. Yo he can really spot talent. I loved. fighters dude. Of all the [ __ ] guys out there who. looked like they've been attacked by.

[ __ ] dogs and we picked some [ __ ]. kings. That's a great ass point man. It's a good point man. Yeah I don't know. with that one. I mean it's tough. That one's tough man because um. you know Theo's got Theo's got his. superpowers but like if you go full rat. king. it might be a short day at work. You. know what I'm saying? Cuz we got rabies. baby. You might you might gnaw on me or. you know you might do something I just. don't know how to combat that at all. So. you might take me out but then Izzy.

might have an advantage over Dustin just. because of the size. Yeah. So it it it might it's tricky bro. It's. a really tricky one man. Yeah I think when you get into those. type of guys and the the size is big. I. mean look at Izzy versus Blachowicz you. know. The size just when you don't think about. the fact of somebody with 10 extra. pounds of weight on you. It's a lot of. extra weight. On their feet the fight was even. Yeah. But the second he got him down there's. nothing he could do. And there's nothing. you can do in this and like that's why.

that's why they have the weight. divisions there you know but uh but. kudos to I mean look That's where in. boxing you can get away with weight. division stuff a little bit more because. you can be tactical. You don't got to. hurt the guy. You might not be able to. hurt the guy in a higher weight class. but you can out box him. But when it. comes to MMA. those the weight when you're laying on. top of someone Yeah. There's only so. much you could just lift off of you. Right. You know? And especially when it. gets strategic like you know when people. are strategically placing their weight. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

It's big man. And especially if you're. new to having that weight you know. Yeah. But um What do you think about. Dustin fighting Conor again? It looks. like that's going to happen. Yeah. It does look like it's happening. I. think it's a smart fight for Dustin man. I mean obviously you know it's a smart. fight for him. I hope that the fight. happens. That's what I start to worry. I. start to uh. I mean Dustin just works so hard. He. just deserves to have the rewards that. he wants and I think he's starting to. kind of like. it's interesting once you get to certain. points in your career you start to see.

some rewards What matters. what matters. and also what some rewards matter to you. at certain times. I think I know where. you're going with this but go go go. I think sometimes you're like okay like. when you were younger you know. I need the belt. the belt. I want the trophy. I deserve. to be recognized. We want recognition. And then once I think you also get. enough recognition and you get to a. point where you see okay I also want to. be rewarded and be able to take care of. myself and my family. And so I think. it's it's um. and and in the end you start to realize.

everything's kind of a business. It's. also. it's kind of the it's We get romanced by. that belt bro. And I've always been a. I'm a helpless romantic you know I. always it's one thing I never liked. about some of the about like going to. Hollywood is you see behind the curtain. Like I loved In the Heat of the Night. because it was like. it was a TV show about like this. community and it was real to me man and. Carroll O'Connor was like the sheriff. and he like cared about the he cared. about the convicts and about and there. was like race stuff going on but.

everybody was trying their best just. like it felt like a but then you get. there and I drive across my neighborhood. and Carroll O'Connor's [ __ ] buried. right there and his son apparently was. doing heroin down the street. It's just. like you know what I'm saying? The. the the curtain goes away and you start. to see that things a lot of things that. we built even the magic of things is a. business. Yeah. So I think in some of it. you just keep the magic alive for. yourself. You have to keep that alive in. your heart and I start to then wonder. who could keep that magic alive in their. heart better at this point in their. careers out of Dustin and Conor and I.

believe that Dustin can do it better. Um. because uh Conor I mean dude he got to. think [ __ ] I got to get up and [ __ ]. sell liquor in it in 2 hours. I think. he's done. I don't know if he fights again. I I. think that would be the only inhibitor. to a third fight is Conor willing to do. it. Cuz I don't know I mean Dustin I thought. beat him pretty easy. I thought it was pretty easy and I think.

that it's an easy fight for Dustin. again. And um. I don't think. know. I I I and listen I don't think. Conor has carried. his power. through the higher weight divisions. Like when he was at 145. it was lights out. Then 155 it was like I need to hit you a. few times. Okay man we we shut the lights out. Would you do me a favor? Just wiggle a little bit and then then. it'll go. And then you have it's more. that weird dimmer switch thing where.

you're like how do you get this thing to. goes all the way. How do you get this thing to go off? So. I I but I again like you said like he's. he's worth hundreds of millions of. dollars. The only reason he would do it. I think would be for more money and yeah. go get your money. I want these guys to. make all the [ __ ] money. I'm just. happy that. it looks as if I don't know him but it. looks as if Dustin went. what does that belt really mean? Like. does the belt define me as a human. being? No it's like a cool trinket to. have in my career but you know what.

would be really cool if I was defined by. like being able to take care of. generations of my family Yeah. by doing. this mega fight and making tens of. millions of dollars. That would be a. cool way to be defined by going like the. Poiriers that are my kids and their kids. and their kids are all going to nice. private schools and our community is. going to be helped out and his. foundation is going to be like that is. way better than a belt. Now he could. beat Conor then go fight the winner of. the title fight that is like Chandler. versus Oliveira I think they're.

fighting. Yeah yeah. And and then he. gets the belt awesome. But secure the. bag bro. Like secure the [ __ ] bag. Get the. bag. I I hope that. That is what I I want all. these guys to make all this is a brutal. way to make a living. I want you all to. make all the [ __ ] money. That's that's what I think too. I and I. bet honestly a little bit I bet it was a. little bit of a tough decision for. Dustin. Because he still wants that. hardware right? Him and uh him and Tony. Ferguson were going to fight and they. didn't reward the it just wasn't.

they didn't feel like they got being. rewarded fairly. Like he tries to you. know he tries to be as fair and treat. people as fair you know. So I bet it was. a little [ __ ] tough for him but yeah. but I think as you get further along. look dude yeah like you said. let them fight for the belt though. The. I agree. Just let them fight for the. [ __ ] belt Dana. Like who cares? I. agree. You make it a title fight. You. put it in a [ __ ] Dallas Cowboys. stadium. Like who cares? It's the first. event that we get to see live like. Yeah. I don't know why they didn't do.

that. Look but you're right though the. Poiriers will be the richies and that is. why they didn't That's what [ __ ]. you start as the older you get you start. to realize it's not about being rich but. it's about being able to [ __ ] like. provide. Being able to provide for. yourself and your family is a very. comforting feeling because as you get. older your family's issues. Like your. [ __ ] parents start to get old they. need help you know what I'm saying? Your. brothers your cousins they need. assistance in their life. They go to. [ __ ] jail you know. They have some. sort of like mental issues whatever like. you need some disposable income so you.

could [ __ ] help these people out. Yeah and unfortunately Dustin God you're. the one like sometimes God puts it on. you for the family. So that's another thing we have to. realize like you know when it's a. blessing and a curse you're like oh [ __ ]. you know I'm the one that's going to. have to finish college. I'm the one. that's going to have to do this or you. know or you know um. But yeah man it's it's awesome to see. man. Both these fighters are awesome to. see. They're both totally different. Izzy and Dustin but they're both. uniquely I think beloved by people.

Yeah. Great personalities. Just great fun. You know I'm I'm looking. forward to Izzy coming back to. middleweight cuz I just think he's going. to. I think these middleweights now are. going to have this like renewed. confidence cuz they saw him struggle for. the first time. And I think that the audience actually. needs to believe that he's beatable. Cuz. the fights were going to get. uninteresting because he was so. dominant. Yeah. I think they need to go oh he they might. have his number now. Oh try to wrestle. him now. and then he comes out there he just.

[ __ ] destroys them all. Yeah. Yeah it's yeah it's yeah watching. him is just it's insane. Him versus. Darren Till is going to be if they do. that just on social media it's going to. be so much fun. I just got my first. stripe the other day at jiu-jitsu. Oh. you're doing jiu-jitsu? Yeah. I got two. I think I have two cracked ribs like two. cracked ribs right now which is one of. the reasons I haven't been able to go. but uh this week but I just got my first. stripe. And you enjoy the exercise. Yeah. It's really fun. Everybody tries. it loves it. Yeah I like it. It's just it's tough on. your body. It's a little bit tough. Really? Yeah I had to fight they've been.

having me I fought women. I fought. a guy who is legally blind last. They. got me fighting in the real. you know. It's not even a weight class. It's almost like an emotional wellness. group. Like I'm like what weight class am I. in?" And they're like Jiu-jitsu, bro. Yeah yeah. I'm like, "What weight class. am I in?" And they're like, "You're over. there behind the water fountain, okay?". So, it's a unique group, man. But Dang, dude. I get to come down to.

Miami and be in your pod, bro. you're coming down so I put it in. I. promise I'll come down. I'll come down. Let's do I think maybe first week of. May. Done. Done. First week of May I'll come down. Riley, do you have any questions for. this gentleman? Uh I do not. Thanks, Riley. There you go. Appreciate it. Bro, I'm telling you. Asian kids now, bro. It's a whole. different ballgame. And I know everything, right? We get. No. Not to dude. Unbelievable. What happened the other day you didn't.

know, Riley? What was it on that. episode? Um. You don't remember. I don't remember. But you Imagine. I don't know. saying they don't remember. When is that. happening? He's an American, bro. That's another. thing we have Here's the thing that. happens in America. People come from. another country, okay? They're like, "We. all better. You We're going to force these kids to. learn Spanish so we can communicate with. these newcomers." The second generation. of newcomers knows no [ __ ] Spanish. They get American real quick. We flip.

people real quick, dude. Not all. We. flip people. Real quick, son. One generation, you're. American now. You guys are bad friends. You want some? Let's go! I think we're good, you? I'm great, dude. we both do it at the same time? Let's do. it. All right. One, two, three. We're bad. friends. Oh. Okay, there we go.

Dude, Andrew Schulz, man. Congratulations on all your success, man. Uh. Thanks, brother. Yeah, you're an. inspiration to a lot of us, man. And uh. I'm just really grateful that you came. in today, man. I mean that, man. you, bro. It's cool to see you, bro. It's [ __ ] fun. You know what, man? When I watch you, I'll say this. This is. one thing that I do get. I feel like I'm. having fun. And that's awesome. All right, that makes me feel good. That. makes me feel good. We're just trying to. have fun out here, man. I appreciate you, man. You know I love. you. Gang, bro. Let's get it. Peace.

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