Andrew Santino 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #248

potatoes collapse to society that's sad. that a root vegetable collapse your. whole society yeah. do they have sweet potatoes too or just. regular potatoes ain't none sweet up. there ha ha ha well you got a [ __ ]. sugar up your tots bro you ain't even I. can't imagine front-end. [Music].

[Music]. about a world war 2 house came we've got. a bag of gunpowder and chitlins a bag of. chicken correct with do you think Andrew. Santino here today. thanks for coming in man thank you. brother yeah I'm so happy to be this is. I was bragging before we started this is. incredible man no one has anything. that's cool on the wall of all the. podcast studios this was such a smart.

idea who's that was this your idea. thanks this was Papio tune I'm not sure. I think we just discussed it Nick what. do we we discussed it and decided this. was it I reluctantly have to give some. perhaps to Gianni let's not give him any. [ __ ] I don't want to give Gianni. props Gianni the twink man he's a sweet. boy oh he got all his meals for free in. New York when we went out to eat really. yeah he was just so cute he walked in. and he winked at the host and she goes. meals on us he said he can make his butt. smile like the crack again he showed me.

yeah he bet. well when he when he turned sideways he. can he hoists his shoulders up and you. can kind of see the top of his crack. just lean up just a little bit yeah he's. he's a talented dude I got to tell you a. really cute talent to do it it's too bad. about what happened I know that's it is. what it is look we don't you know his. perversions or his perversions man he. really needs to get some help though I'm. just being honest it's just one of those. things where I feel like a guy like that. he was gonna get caught at some point. for doing what he was doing yeah and. it's down here on the crazy part in this.

business when it's downhill brother it. is straight straight down it's directly. straight down I mean we can ask we know. a lot of people that have already. plummeted that far you know Bert's not. putting his shirt off anymore he's. keeping his shirt on. well they had charged somebody filed a. charge against him she did yeah what was. it what you know what just like. indecency or something yeah complete and. decency too much indecency did I run. when I was yelling the first Afellay. even ever masturbated to as a buddy who. had big tits like that you okay how big.

were they this boy I don't want to say. his name man because he's a nice boy is. he still alive yeah yeah he's still. alive as far as I know and he I'll just. yeah who was your furs your first crush. do you vividly remember your first crush. oh yeah yeah who was this girl Chrissy. hunt man the name is so hot. and Cheam one of her tooth she was kind. of chipped off a little bit like she had. that lowered Christmas in the front yeah. yeah made her more exotic somehow Oh. Chrissy hunt and I remember she had good. posture that's what I love bro like to.

him who was that straight-up [ __ ] over. there. she was just posture yeah just so damn. vertical dude I just felt like she she. stood she stood for some she stood. that's what I felt like yeah for life. she just had confidence in her bones you. know I said that to Steve I was talking. to someone on the way here I said all I. saw at L was in New York when I was in. New York and he's got all these bags he. was hunched over I was like all my. comedic heroes have scoliosis like all. of them are like like they're all like.

like kind of like tiny and bent over and. I don't know what that is I can be the. stress the burden yeah the burden of. being so hilarious being at em being so. smart and funny like a tell is probably. the stress tell come a shiz away from. people sometimes too he doesn't like to. kind of be seen I feel like it makes him. nervous right well he's good yeah I mean. I think it's also because I think too. many people want to come up to him and. talk to him yeah cuz he's so funny it's. and and so known but I was watching him. walk and he just like I was just like. and looked paint it looked painful look.

like he was kind of like we doesn't do. yoga I don't think he's like a yo you. know he's not that's not one of his. things. no no not anymore um what's going on me. you got the new tour I know I'm doing a. new tour in in 2020 the red Rackham's. awesome man I'm glad franki dude I've. never done small theater this is the. first time I've ever done small theaters. in my life and I'm nervous. we talked on the phone a year ago when. you started doing but you were doing. bigger theaters and then I then I'm. gonna do I'm doing tiny little theaters. but and the nerves are right you were.

righteous about you were like excited. nervous and we're we talked on the phone. I was on the 4 or 5 I remember for. coming from the airport and you were. like I'm excited but I'm nervous but. it's it the it's it's dope its I'm so. happy but the pressure is different it's. different than a club I don't know I. don't I don't know why but it is yeah I. just scale the growth you know. yeah the scale the yeah the energy the. excitement for me a lot of it was just. like the how does the words. the room would is like the audio sound. like right because I started worrying. about everything whereas clubs it was I.

just gotten used to it I knew kind of. how it went. I knew if it sounded strange how to. adjust it right but in yeah these. different venues where they're all kind. of different it was uh yeah that can be. a little complete here's why cuz they. don't do they don't do comedy shows all. the time right a comedy club only does. comedy shows yeah that's just it's an on. and off switch. but with these venues some of these that. I'm doing the rock clubs rock club yeah. you know Cirque de Soleil or ya off ya. and off like for the circuit yeah gaaaah. they do what i usually on ice do they.

Disney on I really did i remember i went. to disney on ice boy i never been we. were fired up were kids man we went. somebody i remember some guy was smoking. a joint at it at disney on ice. [Music]. well really yeah because mostly it was. kids they're not and we're looking at. this guy being like dang dude yeah but. that's but you know he's got to get his. oh yeah i mean it can't hate on that guy. medication yeah well at the time people. it's funny that at the time nobody.

sought his medication at the time it. used to be just getting high and now. it's considered medication and that kind. of fascinating yeah well it's only. because people have come around to the. idea that it's not as bad as people want. it to be what do you think will go even. higher what drugs you think we're gonna. get to like a level like some where they. just legalize some cocaine i believe. yeah dominican republic was that it the. dr the dr they got cocaine legal and. they also have frog licking is legal now. to in certain countries you can look for. you can you can lick psychedelic frogs. hmmm what it what i think there's a roof.

for sure i think there's a roof what a. denver just legalize mushrooms are they. did colorado that's right yeah a while. now i'll notice you find anything that. i'm gonna see anything on the screen. Mexican Court says cocaine use is legal. for two people Mexico City wow they're. having a la mean with all this what was. the case yeah what happened why would. why do that they needed a to people. should be allowed to use it legally it. says the ruling means the unnamed pair. can use but not sell. according to mexico united against crime.

huh they need that energy to get back. and forth and back and forth over that. border you know yeah suck plant ants. like Red Rover. as your Brown Rover I said on I said on. Christa stefanos podcast with Yanis. Papas I said they were joking about. building the wall and I said the wall is. cruel like it's a cruel thing but I. think it'd be funny if it was a maze. yeah like if they had like you don't I. mean if it was absolute American Ninja.

Warrior down there I'd be so down for. that well dude and then the people that. would be coming in you'd be getting some. real heroes and super a lot of talent oh. yeah unintel you get some like like. grade-a athletes crossing the border. well I think there should be a return. system that's just what I think it's. like one enters one leaves it's like. there's I wish there was a level in. America for people that don't want to. try and contribute it all to society. yeah that we get to tree you know oh. that's smart like it's like a battle. royale though you have to prove why you. get to stay and someone gonna has to go.

yes that's dope that's a great idea. or let Vegas bet on people at a certain. point at the border to like another. point let them bet like just on who is. gonna get can they make it to the next. level yeah it's almost like Mario we're. setting up Super Mario Brothers and. seeing what level they pass it they have. to beat a boss at every point and then. they say they get certain you know you. can get wings you know I mean you get a. jet pack some guys flying Menem laws.

going to level 3 yeah I don't know dude. I don't know I think a lot of times. about the border like the people that. live there what is their life like. that's who are really then live at the. border yes like like what is it like for. them you know like well it's easy for us. to judge you know for us to say this or. that but it's like what is it like if. you had like our people running through. people's backyards is it scary or how. people it's gotta be right we used to go.

down in college there's a place called. South Padre Island tell yeah we used to. go down there you've probably been down. he probably down to South Texas and. there's a border town called uh damn. Nick you probably have to find it Rosa. no it's called um. Nogales no ha damn bro. but South Padre Island Texas there's a. border town to this big bridge you cross. right it's a massive bridge or Isabel no. it's a Spanish name it's in Mexico that. border town there east of beylin yeah. but let's ISA Belle goes I go there it.

is well mark Matamoros that was it. Lamanna horas Matamoros right so we went. in there Matamoros mm-hmm. keep going over to the left and this was. my moto syrtis and this was bad man we. got in the bed of a pickup truck in a. meadow of an f-150 and nine like a 1990. f150 and we and this naamam embarrassed. but I was like in the back and we had. all been drinking and it was bound with. the truck was bounced and bad hmm. and I looked where the bed connects to. the cab and it was like loose mm-hmm. like it was not secure you know I mean.

and I looked around I'm realizing I'm. going over this bridge like 80 miles an. hour I was like this is this is how I. died. this is how it ends do you ever go do. like oh if you died in Mexico you wake. back up in America yeah it was like you. start again like urea reanimate but. where do you come back to where's the. city you come back out I think you. probably I'm going probably Columbus sir. toledo toledo toledo sounds Milito or. kansas somewhere in Kansas. that'd be beautiful or just walk.

straight out of that cornfield over. there in Iowa right Dyersville yeah yeah. but as you get like a new beginning or. if you could start over you know if you. could but if you could be you. reincarnated you same Theo in another. part of the world so you were born in. another part of the world but you're the. same cat mmm where would you be I'd go. Asia dude yeah I'd be really shocking to. people right you just like damn this. Asian dude is different you know he. sound like that who's this Chinese guy. man you're very unique born and raised. in Pyongyang yeah sound like that you.

think you you know how I boo you know I. look like when I went around Japan oh. wow a guy booed me at the train station. I swear to God well do jib redheaded. people and redheaded like type different. type of species and stuff. y'all have behave had not the best PR. how did all this start. I think how do you think it was alcohol. Irish and alcohol and alcohol yeah the. country I've said this what island is a. set as a sad wet island and it's got a. lot of the history is bad man you're.

talking about like raping and pillaging. of these poor people. and then who did it well Vikings came. through and raped everybody really. anybody in the North up there right and. then on top of it you have like potatoes. as their potatoes collapsed to society. that's sad that a root vegetable. collapse your whole society yeah. do they have sweet potatoes too or just. regular potatoes ain't none sweet up. there ha ha ha well you got a [ __ ]. sugar up your tots Brian even I can't.

imagine running or just right magining. go somewhere finally and they see that. somebody else says sweet but what if. they don't grow up to I don't know. nothing much grows up there but it's. just like but they're fierce man no no. they're tough they're tough people man. they're tough as nails you can kill them. and they won't die no no that like. they're half cats they call them half. cats they got 4.5 lives it's. unbelievable I think but that's how they. build anybody tough when you come when.

you come like you're from the south. where people from your area growing up. you know they grew up really tough so. they're naturally just tough people yeah. a little edgier they just have certain. I'm not saying every but certain parts. of places where you had to just grow up. around a little bit more attitude and. edge people tend to be just tougher. mentally I'm not saying they're all. stressed wrong people by physical sense. but they all have to have kind of like. the way to get through strife easier. when you face a lot of stuff like that. you just you see that in tough cities.

you know you Baltimore just like oh yeah. that's a tough town to look towards a. tough town to live in dude Baltimore's. the only show I ever had where they had. to stop the show because people were. fighting in the audience is Baltimore. was that for a comedy factory is that. what it was that or no what was I don't. remember the name of that club the Power. and Light District somebody got shot. while I was in Baltimore in that area. the day that I got into Baltimore. somebody got shot and I was I remember. talking to manager and being like man. that's nuts right and he's like that's.

not to unka he was like it happens you. know I was like I hope it doesn't happen. this week and he's like no they got they. got one out of the way. they'll be extra security all weekend. what I just come back from that was a I. was just in Indianapolis. it's a strange city yeah wild strange. city yeah I could I've never been I'd. never been to Indiana. other than crossing the border when. we're in high school to buy cigarettes. and booze oh you had to go over there. you are from Chicago where you guys. drove over like by Notre Dame or. something you guys ever go there I went. to Notre Dame one time but when you.

cross the border in Indiana you would. get people go for cigarettes and and. stuff because everything is cheaper. everything was cheaper there ah there's. just wait cheaper and then people would. go it's just there was less rules in. Indiana like they just cared a little. bit less yeah oh I could see that they. were more they were more lenient about. selling illegally more places to look. please get certainly a little bit more. lenient out here sometimes I can't. figure out what it is about la that. because there's a lot of things that I. do like about it it's like give the. opportunity you know it's like I can go.

do comedy any time I get to be around. like really funny people that like I. look up to and admire you know right and. then and then also like diversity is so. different here it's like here it's like. yeah there's a lot of different. ethnicities everybody kind of gets along. it's pretty chill there's not really. like race I don't I don't ever feel like. racial tension here really yeah but I. think it's also because there's a lot of. this city is pretty segregated and oh. it's definitely segregated no doubt. that's why I don't there's a lot of. tension here because it's almost like. people stick to their neighborhoods here.

right like you go in a you go in a Latin. ex you go in a Mexican neighborhood and. it's almost all Mexican and a little bit. of Korean but then Korea towns all. Korean I feel like when you go to other. cities like New York or Chicago it's a. lot more mixed I mean it's it's. segregated still yeah but it's it's it's. like you almost don't have a choice but. to interact because of because of public. transportation hmm we don't do that here. right if there was pop more public. transportation more races would interact.

here because people of all colors of. working-class levels that need to use it. mmm you just have to interact or even as. people looking for stuff if people were. like outdoors look you know like. everyone's that everyone's in the car. doing yeah yeah everybody's in the car. you can't even if you see somebody. walking here you're like damn you know. if you hope they're okay yeah you just. some guy walk into the store go and. groceries yeah. who did I see walk I saw a comic walking. today oh it's so weird we he's somebody. walking that you know it's like so. strange.

I want to speed up side so they don't. see me I don't want them to see. I don't wanna I don't want to have that. weird hey we it's too little time to. talk so you just have to keep going have. you seen someone in public that you made. eye contact with that you know that you. just don't you don't say how you do you. guys just keep moving mmm there's a lot. of people I feel like that I know by. face but I don't know who they are and I. can't remember how I know them or. anything and so you just avoid it. no no I'll kind of engage a little. sometimes I'll go into a deep. conversation I've always had a tough. time of no one like how well I know. people or not you know like armor and.

one time I went to somebody's like. baby's christening or something and. they're like what the [ __ ] are you doing. here dude like you don't even [ __ ]. know no I was like oh [ __ ] man but but. but you but you were being nice you're. like I just want to see the baby give. birth yeah I want to see this the. blessing you know well I was yeah dude I. look bruh and the baptism dude I. freaking still remember of dude I. remember taking a couple extra sips when. on some of that water bra I remember the.

first time I stole one of those um the. blood of Christ at a Catholic Church. because you do some altar boy in no I. did none of that really we weren't. Catholic really you you should do is. here's about being a taller altar like a. you know tallest altar boy yeah the tall. boy the taller Boyd that altar boy yeah. that's altar boy huge totally let me. just say this anytime people look at you. they think you've done altar boy do you. think that I did it so I know my kind oh. really you an altar boy yeah yeah I was.

saved though I think they knew I would. squeeze that why you got that one. wandering eye yeah I'm just learning. about this because he has to refocus. every couple of seconds you know do you. see it recheck a little bit oh just. checking for the yeah huh he's good but. he's good because he's got he's got his. eyes on a swivel eyes on the Lord. looking for the devil's always looking. for the devil that's why smart cat no we. were we weren't Catholic enough for me. to be a part of the church I also got. asked to leave Sunday school multiple. times I could see that though I just. didn't enjoy the content yeah this was.

like I was I was always I questioned. everything that's why I like Jews that's. part of their religion is to question. more Catholics are like don't ask yeah. none of your business. Jews are like Inquirer Inquirer yeah. let's see what's going on let's figure. this out yeah they're all there they're. all depends sometimes the questions. go too far it's like oh dude relax yeah. yes lowdown let's chill out - this is. yogurt yeah you don't get the. fingerprint yeah yeah for Catholics no. we weren't Catholic enough to be an. altar but how many years did you doing. they all all great schools okay through.

six Wow I'm not gonna ask you the. embarrassing obvious chief question but. I was it was a traumatic at all did you. hate it I I said I think I was safe. because they they thought I would tell. if sure you like these yeah I wouldn't. let that happen. Mitch the church was so mean my mom cuz. my mom I mean all my family went to. Catholic school and the nuns would beat. their ass oh you know I'm saying like it. would not come in the face Wow they. would smack my mother in the face my mom. said it was a totally normal thing and. no one would say anything if you if you. so much as like made up like one of.

those things they would crack you in the. mouth but now people question there's so. much more questioning of the Lord or. questioning of like any sort of like. mainstream parameters it feels like you. know questioning a police questioning of. teachers authorities always had a. society's always had a problem with. authority. yeah and we want we want to know why. they're they treat people certain ways I. mean a power is bias right so Authority. is gonna be biased as well who you are.

negative and positive to is inherently. gonna be part of your chemical makeup. and your bias towards who you like and. dislike and all that stuff is. deep-rooted and where you come from who. you were raised around so that's it's. just inherent for us to question. authoritative figures because who gives. anybody the right to tell someone what. to do you know what I mean yeah kind of. like when they say there's no bias in. refereeing or umpiring this is a dumbest. thing I've ever heard in my life. you think there is a hundred percent. because regardless of if if you're if. you're a referee and you're refereeing a.

Kentucky game and a Arizona game. whatever the sport is you will have. inherently one closer relationship to. one of those two places because of a. friend a family you know something so. you're gonna just there's gonna be. something in there like a moment in your. yeah like this could have gone either. way I'm gonna give it that way I can't I. just I just don't believe there is a not. there's no non bias in in judging an. authority it just can't exist that's why. that's why I um jury duty is bananas. it's crazy to ask the people.

I think that's the crazy it should. become now it's crazier than ever yeah. because now it's like you have people. that are really more like okay I'm over. here I'm over here like if you walked. into a jury now you're gonna look at the. jurors and be like [ __ ] like [ __ ] no. dude understand a chance here or I do. stand a chance or I'm gonna get away. with murder. yeah you either you you you're right. though I think society is doing as doing. this thing now where it's more people. are so much more defined like this for. some reason people are so angry at the.

opposition whatever they dislike but. they want to go as far as they can away. from them when you should be getting a. little bit closer to find out yeah why. they feel that way I don't know man up. there's a lack of empathy sometime but. just like it has definitely become and. somebody said they were trying to make. virtual reality so you could empathize. with the way that other people are like. some companies trying to make virtual. reality so you know how it is to be. Mexican you know how it is to be black. you know it is to like you know be no. arms or whatever you know how that you.

know nothing or can't read or something. and I'm like well [ __ ] dude nobody gonna. play that game no for some reason a lot. of these white guys aren't playing this. I mean well you know who doesn't get. enough credit Mexican people dude I love. Mexican people met everything in Los. Feliz the per domination of the work. force is Mexican the reason were in. operation is because Amex had people if. if if Mexican people literally left the. Southern California.

nothing would function I'm dead so I'm. dead-ass serious yeah they could easily. change the minimum wage if they want if. they all just said yeah if they took a. knee yeah like if they protested I mean. think about every meal almost every meal. I eat is cooked predominately is a lot. of Mexican cooks a lot of Mexicans take. our caretakers of you know everything. from labor jobs to hospice hospital jobs. I mean your fields from grapes to. freakin raisins to human reverence bro.

senior citizens human race everything it. never it's just like man and I was. saying but it's like that's it's not. racist to say that why would it be yeah. their partner or their product we're. giving credit to a predominant work. force there. hard-working people who find the jobs. that work for what they can what they. can what they can give versus and I'm. not trying to be you know this dude but. a lot of Americans especially Americans. that were like taking our jobs a lot of. those Americans didn't try for those. jobs anymore so you can't be mad at.

people that were hard-working that. wanted something you can't be angry. about that yeah I never get the. hard-working is my favorite attribute of. anybody yeah if you're if you just are. gone if you if you'll stop at nothing to. just continue to work hard and get new. work I don't know how you can be so mad. at that it's your own fault for you you. get in your own way but people want to. get lazy and then they complained yeah. there's not enough work and someone he's. taking my jobs and I don't I promise. they're not taking your specifics and by. the way there's always new jobs being. worked out. someone's figuring out a new job.

somewhere I think people just get lazy. and it's easier to complain it's way. easier to complain oh yeah than to do. anything oh I do it like I noticed about. myself on notice I'll do it like with. the industry and stuff you know it's. like just having it cuz I have a chip on. my shoulder a lot of times about the. industry so you don't still yeah I think. it just carries carry it over you know I. think a lot of it I think just from feel. you know over years of feeling like oh I. didn't get a chance you know at so many. people get chances that it seems like. they you would get a chance you know you. would get more of an opportunity even.

when I do have opportunities I don't. notice them coz I'm still stuck in that. mindset sometimes you know I feel that. but I mean what would you what would you. want differently now do you know I mean. well what would it be differently at. this point I you know what's funny. sometimes I don't even know and I will. still still get mad about it have that. edge yeah that's funny so yeah I'm just. saying like I can uh that I relate to. what you're saying there because yeah. it's it's just easier sometimes to. complain it sometimes you and here's the. thing a lot so I don't even notice it. about myself you don't know you're doing. it yeah that you have this like kind of. like it's not a self-pity thing but it's.

like it's easier to keep that ball in. the air yeah then to let it you know to. get over whatever it is totally and take. advantage of your opportunity totally I. mean I was talking to some of the other. day I won't mention their name but it. just they were talking to me about how. somebody could had kind of hurt them you. can say who it is dude he doesn't he. probably wants to keep it private oh I. thought it was Tulsi Gabbard it is yeah. come all the hair oh she was talking. about she was like that [ __ ]. me bad and I said she's got that bus now. anybody riding on it.

she got a bus and then she dropped out. wasn't hilarious that was a funny video. I've ever seen in my life she's like. look at my bus and then like 2 minutes. later she was like she dropped it I. think she just wanted a bus that's all. this is a bus home oh dude I love. policies getting so [ __ ] good bro it. is so many people funny and for all of. these candidates especially like a. Democratic candidates have all just like. they're all just cancelling each other. up before they even have how many. Republicans you know are running by the.

way how many can you name no no no today. it's not funny but I can name you ten. Democrats who are like putting their hat. in the ring now I mean Mike Bloomberg is. putting all these lubbers out in he's. well I think he saves the best ratings. but I think Sanderson stands your best. chance over there I guess man I don't. know I think a lot of people have a big. issue with Oh with his platforms and. high dress forms I think just because he. went on Rogan and people got to hear him. and like a real sense that they. definitely about that episode you got to. know him more I'm just saying that he I.

don't think he stands a chance to win. but I think he just stands a chance to. get their nomination that's all I mean. yeah that's probably true I think you. know what I think the I was trying to I. was trying to talk about it on stage I. was trying to figure this I think the. like I think the country would love a. regular you know how they say Donald. Trump was a regular dude you know like. he's on America he's really not right I. think I really want a regular ass dude. yeah I think the country would Baron. daran daran from Des Moines Iowa yeah. who just his annual Daniel he's just.

doing it yeah I think they ready for I. can't talk about this all day man I. gotta work yeah people like oh I [ __ ]. respect that the president's gonna talk. from 6 to 7 when he gets off of work and. he doesn't do press conferences cuz he's. like I'm busy cooking my kids breakfast. yeah like it'd be nice to have a. president who didn't have all those like. the private chef and the drivers and all. that stuff is just like that they it'd. be nice to have a president of the. people who literally was like has her. normal people scheduled because then he. could [ __ ] about real ass [ __ ] yeah if. he was like nah man my kid the traffic.

was crazy today yeah I trying to take my. kid to school and then you know the. window pie had to get the window panes. redone like it'd be funny to hear a. president talk like how average people. have to talk yeah it would it would just. you more connected you know what cuz. everyone's like we need a businessman a. businessman and then when Trump got in. that's what they kept they kept brought. round at businessman but now Democrats. are trying to run on that same platform. ironically enough like Bloomberg. commercials man he that's what he. pushing I'm a businessman but I'm a but. I'm a liberal but it's like you're too. late that game is gone you don't I mean.

that's not gonna be the selling no no. person in the middle is gonna go that's. what we needed a liberal businessman. yeah that wasn't why they like Trump as. a businessman it's the opposite they. like the fact that he was cutthroat a. cutthroat business yeah you know what. think things people then want things to. be more cutthroat I think that there's. too much we can do everything yeah. because it's I think some of the proof. is starting to show up in front of our. faces that we can't help every person. it's hard in the whole world. we can't do and I know the goal is to.

try to do that yes you want to try to. help everyone you know but the reality. of it is that at a certain point I think. it becomes it's impossible yeah. it no it is it is another really. impossible and so then you're like well. we're America we should do it at least. by example and I agree it's just that in. some ways it's like in the end it comes. down to us it's like we need to help. each other. we're politic worth of where the. president we're the visor it's people.

right it's people it's not some you know. thing that's always going on that we can. all point fingers and and blame it's. people and how we treat each other and. how we behave that's either gonna make. or break this overall earth program. yeah for sure well I also think I think. like like go back to like how we started. in villages you know like it takes a. village that old phrase like it takes a. village to raise a child yeah yeah I. think like when we had smaller units and.

villages and little bubbles they they. were more functioning because everyone. kind of served a purpose well now we. have so many people and the village is. so large now it's just difficult and now. we're trying to help out not just our. village but a village 2,000 miles away. another state that's really I think. that's what's really hard is other. states trying to solve other states. problems on a federal level. yeah it's super difficult well I love. going back to the state. you know I think it would help a lot I. think it would help people focus more on. like you know what's going on more. locally with them your village you need.

it we need more help in our own villages. it's really hard to help other people. I wish we could dude I'm not one of. those people that's like yeah wish we. could to go down it's just but also you. have so many errant people saying like. well what about these people it's a. picture of like nine people starving in. you know Viet Guam and you're like first. of all that's not a place it's not a. real country and that picture could be 2. years old 14 year like it just and. somebody fires it off you know some. angry little gay gentleman he's like. what about these guys you know what.

about Terrence and these other guys. nobody care everybody cares yeah and. it's like dude it's so seven thousand. [ __ ] people sitting somewhere with no. job retweeted right and now that's a. thing that's the new thing it's like. that's not the thing dude the thing is. how do I help myself and how do I help. the people that are closest to me I. think well yeah and and and and and if. you have I don't think I don't think you. should be forced to help but I think it.

should be encouraged and and it should. be a positive notion right like I'm not. saying yeah everyone with tons of money. should give away all their money but I. think it should be like it should it. should be a cooler notion right yeah. yeah how they try to make I'm not doing. drugs cool you know how they like say no. to drugs like that's cool yeah it's like. they tried that program it's like the. idea should be more but that wasn't that. was cool it was they've tried it but do. remember it would always be can you look. up a say no to drugs dare dare program.

car wreck at school school car wreck. they missed every every year they would. bring this car wrecked our school and. they would set it up out of the void see. it right a drunk a drunk driving car. yeah I remember that yeah [ __ ] fat. Lance dude his wife like and that was. the guy's name I'm not calling him fat -. his name was fat nice yeah it was yeah. it was a [ __ ] eight letter letters on. his birth certificate in his first name. it was fat Lance but um they would drive. up with hiked up I like just some.

bootleg like lights blaring on the top. of their truck I'm like oh my god. what happened you know and then they. would smell the kids breath upon them. they wouldn't even check the kids pulse. or anything they were alive very. unorganized wanted to make sure he was. drunk yeah oh damn he's drunk. drunken head he's dead and drunk were. you looking for specific vehicles put a. picture up of it now yeah did you or do. it like West Hollywood does that do they. still do that everyone who are they put. our cars in the middle of the city of.

drunk driving acts. yeah they just put one out there in. front of the police station every year. oh but it's also like why is it only one. time you think it happens all year round. they just say to the holidays there's. probably the most right there there's. one at school right that's a painted. when they did ours. it was always before prom and the girl. died and then they played Eric Clapton. tears in heaven yes yeah dude I used to. share a room with a gentleman over there. outside of uh in the warehouse district.

in New Orleans when I was a loyal low. down there and um. I just learned tears and heaven on the. guitar and he's to make me come in the. room and play a frame and his girl at. night some lady he was banging it really. I used to make my buddy play stairway to. heaven he would do coke and his fingers. would bleed he's strum the guitar so. hard coked out let's test it I loved it. so much I make him play it over and over. the best part about your friends doing. coke playing guitar they'll never not. play the song yeah that's true then. never put that thing down you go man. play that song they'll go you won't put.

again so yeah play that again that loop. you till you wake up the next morning I. just learned if I go in there and drop. it three times oh no and then I would. try to play every rose has its thorn me. be like no go back let's go back to the. other one dude yeah that picture was so. ridiculous cuz it looked so they made it. so fake it's just can you bring that. back say it was so fake that's why we. laughed at that and they like and a. member that counselors or whoever that. is like that's not funny. you're like but it that is ridiculous. yeah and they were always and I remember. one year they tried to make it more.

ethnic in our town and they were like. yeah la Daryl couldn't handle his liquor. you know where what what county was he. from he wasn't he came over two counties. over Ladera couldn't handle it Terrell. go to that one on the top right to Nick. yeah that one right yeah that's nice. that's what that looks at yeah the one. person was always like shuttled through. the window yeah she wasn't wearing her. seatbelt yeah that was there but you.

know what that this is not that's this. isn't funny but how crazy is it that. sometimes when people aren't wearing. their seatbelt it's the only thing that. saves their life mmm that's what blows. my mind when they're like always saves. your life it's like people get flung out. of the car and they say if they stayed. in the car it would have crushed them. hmm but I get thrown out you break every. bone but they're still alive it's just. it's it's like that's why I believe the. funkiness so you can't predict any of. that stuff you're going when you're. going think oh you're going when you're. going I mean you can help you can help. scenarios but I think it's supposed to.

happen for sure when it's supposed to. happen. mmm I think if you yes-man but do you. think it's preordained or you think it's. just like that's when the bug when that. roulette ball drop right I think when. that ball drops I think when Jesus wakes. up and has a bad day and he looks at you. and he's like that one's gone yeah that. one's gone this guy's going that guy's. got to go oh this tall altar boy gone. out just altar boys gotta go missed. altar boy with the wandering eye that. kids got his God oh don't get it all the. Christian games he's we can't have that.

man we can't have this tall and altar. boy yeah I just think it's there I don't. think I don't like fate I don't like the. word fate but I think I think things. just happen at random but there got. there there's no stoppin do you think. you can do things or behave or operate. in a way in the world that would make. God or a higher power keep you here. longer yeah no no because there's a lot. of people that do a lot of bad things to. other people that kill people that you.

that abused people touch them touch them. yeah and they still live so that's how I. don't believe in that system I don't. think it's you can stick around longer. by being a better person I think you can. I think you may physically make yourself. healthier by being a better person which. in turn increases your odds right the. more things you do for people that are. better the better you take care of your. body and your mind yeah you're gonna. spend yourself it you're gonna spend. time in better environment you're gonna. spend time like it's gonna physically. help you have a better chance of living. longer sure but there's probably a. really good guy out there who falls off.

rock climbing is a. a good cat but it's just a freak. accident Oh God just did actually let's. bring him up yeah some guy just fell huh. yeah he fell from where a gentleman just. passed last week two days ago or. something one of these rock boys just oh. yeah he was one of the objects of free. solo. he was Bulgarian I think no he was via. Kangin he might be a canyon I think he. was uh jabber agua n-- was he really. yeah that's so you know they can only. see color in one eye.

yes in their left I don't know why it is. but it is it's almost beautiful. accomplished free solo Brad go bright. was his name Brad go bright right pause. on all sides look at look at a cop. accomplish free solo Brad go right dies. in climbing accident their descent 3:30. p.m. hmm. what else does another climber fell two. guys fell damn with him free soloing man.

that I mean it's just it's the what it's. your you're pushing you're just begging. the universe to try to try to make it. harder for you to stay around. I think climbing a rock without ropes is. just the wildest thing on earth oh yeah. I don't know much that's crazier that. free solo documentary saw that huh. creeped me out. it gave me the it made my chest feel. weird right because I was like this dude. is off his rocker he had zero regard for. the idea that he actually could go I.

think it just didn't even never. registers to him that like death is a. thing that's real it just doesn't feel. like it is to him he's like no I'm gonna. know people die but I don't I'm not. gonna die what's the closest you ever. came to dying. honestly choked I was gonna say one time. I choked on a McNugget and I thought I. was gonna die I'm dead-ass serious I. choked on a McNugget where'd you get it. from Mickey D's but where though. remember what market out of McDonald's. on neighbor yeah in Chicago Chicago.

downtown and the suburbs no in the. suburbs and at Shanae préval Woodridge. choked on a nugget mmm Ching I swear to. God I thought I was gonna die maybe. lodged in my throat no I was with a. buddy oh wow and he was I was like and. he was trying to do the Heimlich but. wasn't really working and I had I was. trying to force myself and it dislodged. somehow thank God but I thought for sure. that way I mean I've had a few moments. of like you know bad accident type of. stuff that freaked me out that gave me a.

scare but it wasn't like I mean I had I. caught a I got a rebound when I was in. high school at an open gym game and a. guy took out my legs I fell on my neck. and I blacked out like four or five. times didn't break my neck though I. would I think the doctor said something. like I was a few pounds per square inch. of pressure from cracking my neck that. crazy this is the vertebra it was so. bruised and had so much swelling and. pressure from the liquid that like it. alone should have broke just to relieve. itself but it didn't I got lucky I was.

blacking in and out of consciousness. when the paramedics were there and they. said it was a severe concussion mm-hmm I. felt it for like a week and a half dude. I don't know what those football players. go through in the NFL but falling on my. neck one time changed the way I played. basketball for ever I don't I never I. stopped jumping mmm I was like I'm never. jumping again scared scared me so much. man it was just it freaked me out I woke. up in the hospital three or four times. you throw up sometimes when you have a. concussion. you ever get one yeah yeah I got one of. my brothers I was looking for something.

I fell down but I'm just max your head. yeah. just hit my head on something real hard. it like this weird angle coming down and. uh next thing you know I was like. talking to him didn't remember like. standing back up and sat down and then. did you throw up so I love it'll throw. her off she felt like I needed to take a. nap and what I was like right in this. middle like this conversation with it. was just really really very bizarre did. you have a near-death moment your life. you know I choked actually this was in. Chicago I choked on if I have Gatorade.

and tuna fish at the same time I'll chip. my throat closes that's in your. Wikipedia page no it is I said me but. Gatorade and tuna fish yeah there's. something about the like that acid and. the what's in tuna fish that would make. you get fish shellfish I don't know if. fish oil fish but I have it and uh bro. and not and it happened once before and. I was like oh this is insane you know. you had tuna fish and Gatorade once. before and it just you did it again. and I was like oh this is just something. else is going on and you. maybe I can suck might be maybe I.

stepped on something but um but this. time when it happened I was like oh [ __ ]. it's really is a thing I should have. learned the first time but this really. is. I like tempted it you know what color. Gatorade uh this was pink ooh pink. Gatorade could be why so I'm in a hotel. room in Chicago I'm having it you know. I'm running late I just went to the gym. excuse me but bless bless three three. blessed for always a three I'm a - you.

are I'm a - only two Nick is it - I'm a. - yeah I gotta tighten up that third one. is like hey I'm what are you doing it's. a little much yeah it's like I bless you. bless you move and then when I when the. third one comes I go like this. last year I come a little tired of. saying bless you now at that point my. grandma does four or five yeah 14 years. ago risk it was a form of communication. back then it was flirting with someone. if you blessed him three times four. times you know you think she made. herself sneeze more oh she just sniff.

sniff and dust all day just yours I have. someone have one sneeze and it's really. creepy and they don't sneeze again when. you get nervous right and they're like. graphic and they keep talking to you. you're like what was that like I just. sneeze. dude I had a friend who would close the. mouth sneeze out of his nose oh my god. [ __ ] Sava don't ever hold your breath. and sneeze you know that right don't. ever do that you blow an o-ring that way. I know the guy that did that yeah he you. know when you hold it in he did want to. sneeze out loud blue is blue his booty. we found we nor hurt scared.

does your we do you get you have hot you. ski are you scared of heights I wouldn't. say that I'm scared of heights but I'm. not real fired up about him when you. look oh when I look over like a big. balcony mmm my penis feels weird do you. does that do that to anybody else one. I'll tell you why and you can if you. don't mind Google this as well not crazy. it's because you're Lively your life is. in your in my penis yeah but I don't. feel it in my longevity though but. you're that the thing of I'm gonna live. long I'm gonna have a child I'm going to.

procreate all of that is my genitalia in. that area but it rattles through my. shaft it's like a it's like a rattler. yeah roaming through my chefs your. shafts like hey we have to procreate. round we need family yeah we not you're. not a bird. you know I'm saying your dicks trying to. let you know you're not a bird we need. family yeah stick around. don't jump that's what it's doing yeah. it makes me tingle in my in my penis. when I when I get mine Heights. it's that thing are you seeing something. there Nick a male that is afraid of. heights when they are in a ladder.

peering over about can he do I get a. tingling sensation see look this is a. reddit thread someone was asking explain. like I'm five why this happens and. someone else had the funny thing is I. get that same tingling feeling when I'm. very excited about finishing a task I. completely understand that I get the. anxious I get anxious about when. something's about to come to a close my. balls tingle like when I end every set. when I get the light and stand up my. balls start to tingle like I know what's. coming to a close mm-hmm yeah it's weird. your balls are trying to stasis to say.

stay safe and you have adrenaline. coursing through your veins your brain. is telling your body there may be danger. coming mm-hmm it's fight-or-flight. kicking in mm-hmm I'm fighting baby mmm. there's no flight in these nuts they are. trying to reach exit your body this is. your semen trying to egg you your body. to reach a safer place now that makes. sense well should I carry a cup I should. just put a bunch of semen in a cup when. that happens to save that that might be. the good stuff well this articles now. say freeze all your blood they say get. as much blood out of your body freeze it. somewhere get it in case you need it in.

the future in case your kids need it in. case because otherwise you're taking. your kids on me like hey does anybody. have any [ __ ] put a stranger's blood. stranger blood when you're full of it. and you're like oh [ __ ] somebody oh I. got so much blood I have so much blood. no really I have too much blood doctors. told me I have too much blood i i i cut. i cut my gums on on a potato chip. habanero a habanero potato chip and I. bled for like a month and a half and one.

of the doctor and he said you got too. much blood it's got to get out yeah it's. like really it was I was relieving some. of the pressure but I asked him if my. blood was worth anything and he pulled. me into a little tiny room and he said. me your blood is worth more than most. Americans you're in the 1% of the blood. club so I signed up for this thing I. have a card I have to go I have to go. see this you know person who test me. every every couple of weeks from the. from the government is it next health or. something. the health the health yeah the health. yeah so when you have too much blood.

it's one of those things you think yeah. you get you got kind of you're I'm on a. new I'm on a new level dude we had a guy. remember that was choking one time when. I was young at school and two other guys. they were trying to do the Heimlich but. they didn't how to do it to other guys. held him one by his arms while my his. legs and some guy ran up and [ __ ]. kicked him dude he was choking on part. of a Twix or something yeah which one. the right or left which I hope my. choking on one of the side broke like. four of his ribs and saved his life dude. well that's it's worth it right I think. you I'm willing to break a couple of.

ribs to save my life. someone said would you be would you be. willing to if okay if the greatest. singer of our generation hmm you know. was a blind kid who's this blind kid and. you either had to kill him or you die a. tragic death what would you do I'd kill. him you'd kill the kid. cuz he's blind no I'd kill him just as I. feel whatever it is to stay alive yeah. greatest singer of our of all of our. general Kim deal will get extra singers. to shitty singers I can learn how to.

pipe it together you know we'll remix. some shitty guy with dreads would you. kill would you kill Nick to stay alive. yeah mmm would you kill Theo to stay. alive the greatest comic of our. generation probably not loyal. he knows who writes his checks actually. maybe I wouldn't kill you maybe I would. take my own life but I would make Nick. very very upset about it first I. wouldn't even think about it I'd kill. Nick so fast I would I'd kill him I.

would be a little bit over two if I hit. him with my card you keep running him. over that just approved the universe. that I'm stumped sticking around I would. joke that yeah I'd have all right hang. you over a balcony I'd Vanilla Ice yet. where sugar night is there a black eye. named sugar night the sugars he has. diabetes the sugars night. the sugars night if you haven't all. these sweet I got a UH. before I forget so I'm choking on this. tune in this Gatorade I go to the. hallway I try to call the front desk I.

can't even talk my my throat is closed. up I'm putting one of my hands down my. throat and trying to open my fingers to. keep my air. 'we open because the problem is that i'm. allergic allergic yeah and so i my. throat is closed up to tuna right. yep tuna and Gatorade so. something-something the chemical. properties offset each other something. happened huh something in it yeah I mean. I just nothing else has ever done it to. me and then so next thing I know I'm in. the hallway and I'm trying to the. cleaning lady you know I'm just making. these sounds I remember she hands me a.

tampon and she assumed it must mean had. a tampon thing in the car they gave me a. little pack that make sense like what. mannequins like you need tampon yes. that's exactly what that means that's. communicating I need a tampon. you know when you're in the hotel room. and the cleaning lady they come in they. knock and they come in right away do you. tell them right over to you oh no no I'm.

good I'm good or do you let them figure. it out I let him figure it out I just. let him figure it out. I sit in bed and I let him come all the. way and then they go oh so sorry I'm. like that's okay that's okay I just let. him it's okay I'm just gonna get new. towels I let him in you're just sitting. there naked on the computer. come on in no that's right just towels. this right just sitting there typing. away but a snake I stay naked in a hotel. I stay naked oh dude there's something. about hotels a comedian used to do a bit. about it there's something about hotels.

where you get in there you got to get. make you got a good name I don't know as. well cuz it's not your room you feel. naughty you're in somebody else's room. and you just you don't have any. responsibility if anything goes wrong in. there it's not your problem yeah it's. really nice it's like a rental that you. don't that there's no agreement on you. know what I mean a temporary rental that. if something happened you just like. that's not me I didn't do that that was. there when I came in yeah that's the. best part there's no responsibility in. hotels you could do whatever you want. you have as many people there it's. wonderful I know a girl in high school. they used to live in one of those.

extended stay hotels she would have. parties every single day oh wow no. consequences and she was a real party. type of girl mm-hmm mm-hmm. and her mother was a her and a single. mother and her mother was never around. because she was working I never saw her. mom we got to go over that we gotta go. to the extended stay all the time and. just party it was wonderful man. you know anybody in high school who had. an apartment I didn't really I remember. this girl I asked her out one time she. said yes I took her to a dance and I had. a chance to like take off her underpants.

one time and it was just me and her and. I [ __ ] uh scared. got nervous yeah what kind of with a. granny panties so hot I don't remember. you she was hot and you got nervous she. was so [ __ ] hot dude I was from when. the I remember going in the bathroom and. masturbating she the thought of maybe. taking off her pant that you the fact. that you didn't get to take off her. panties and she was still in the living. room and I did it yeah I get that trust. me I've done [ __ ] like that I just when. were sit on a pool table and I like kind. of had my hands like on the upper legs. and it was just feeling and we're. kissing bro and I was like [ __ ] dude I'm.

living my dreams you know. and then I [ __ ] couldn't handle the. pressure you broke huh oh dude I don't. remember now I remember getting scared. was like I'm not gonna get an erection. everything this girl hates me you did. get an erection though I don't remember. and when I went in the bathroom but he's. easy to get an erection to masturbate. are you looking at yourself in the. mirror no I looked I only looked at. myself when I jerked off in the mirror. Yeah right into my eyes oh yeah all.

right as I came oh I'd wink at myself ah. who are you bro [ __ ] day Hannibal. Lecter Rob are you that guy from who is. that guy on that movie that they do the. business cards where they kill American. Psycho yeah yeah that's exactly what. that is. the first hookup nur offs on him the. first hookup nerves are bad I went down. on a girl that I had such a big crush on. for so long that she tapped me on the. head to let me know that I was done like.

I said like that's it that'll do I swear. to God I was so nervous made buddy this. ain't the swim team up I did I was so. nervous man she was so beautiful I never. thought you'd have sex with me and she. said I can't believe you didn't have sex. with me but I was nervous I thought she. would did - I know man my first year of. college I was so I was like this girl. doesn't have sex with me dude I remember. hooking up with this girl and I was. gonna lose my virginity and. how old were you mmm I don't remember 15.

or 16 an action lose my virginity on a. bowling alley in our town shout out. Tiffany lanes over there on highway 22. Floyd. roll some stones while people are. throwing rocks at us speaking of stones. man really yeah just because they didn't. like their you got premarital sex just. excitement know people excitement and. they had rocks around them so when they. got amped up they're like we gotta hit. him with something cuz we're so happy. for him yeah where's cheering our boy on. it makes sense that's like why people. throw rice at weddings thing you're. excited so you wanna throw something at.

him yeah big yeah you ever did you get. hit with a rock while you're getting. where you're hooking up oh I'm sure I. caught a couple nothing nothing nothing. big shells you know like those shells as. white shells people used to use his. driveway shells yeah that's what you got. here with yeah those don't hurt that. much huh. they're not real rocks no they're like. yeah I don't know what they are they're. not really known that they're like half. Hollow yeah it's kind of like rocks for. poor people kind of poor rocks you know. the same poor people always had those. shell driveways and always for some.

reason and they were all and it was. always a mess it was always as was oil. stains all over it there was tons of. Tyre chunks if someone had spun out in. the winter and left it like that. oh never those those like oh my god yeah. it'll bitty shell yeah they were like. yeah poor rocks poor people but this. girl uh dude I remember hooking up and. and then I ended up Jack you late and. early you know so we didn't engage and. then uh I was so like nervous for some. reason that everybody at the party would.

know I made both of us climb out of the. window and come in through the front. door of our of my house to the party. they knew you were upstairs and then you. left and came back in I think I was just. I just didn't want anybody like knowing. my business I guess I was like oh if. people see us come out of this bedroom. together but if they saw you coming to. the front door when they thought you. went upstairs then they you think that. was more normally think maybe we were. magic but not [ __ ] yeah yeah they. think you're special to have special. talents yeah they like damn these people. are mad what were they doing up there.

transporting reincarnating by the front. door himself but no it was first Oh his. first floor window so it was just but. there was a bunch of bushes out there. hurt being like my climb and how do you. what did you tell you that people can't. know yeah I was just like oh we should. probably keep this on the DL it's more. fun this way yeah and maybe it's cuz me. yeah it could have been more fun it. could I don't remember it's adventurous. right when you're young you're more. adventurous with where you'll have more. adventure at anywhere you'll do it. anywhere you'll hide in more fun places.

yeah yeah we were like first of all set. a car sexes high school car sex was such. like a common thing you had to have sex. in the car yeah where else you gonna go. I mean we have basements in the Midwest. so people go to the basements oh yeah. there you go man you go in a basement. somebody somebody had a cool everybody. had a cool basement like where you could. you could sneak away in a corner the. basement and get away with it but car. sex was everything for some reason and. you'd find the darkest deepest corner of. your community and a cop would somehow. roll back yeah why because you're just.

as dumb as a [ __ ] you're just as dumb. at the time you're just a dumb kid you. picked the easy spot yeah but you think. it's smart you think it's great and. counts have already been kids so they're. like oh this is a place I would go there. like this were right Yeah right behind. the church or right behind just. someplace that's like you're caught. having sex um my mother caught me. getting a [ __ ] Oh a girl's the same. girl that may climb out that window. mm-hmm we tried to have sex at her house. one time and the mom came in the room. and I went over and introduced myself.

cuz I didn't know what else to do you. know stick out oh yeah she throw rocks. too mom comes she didn't look at my dick. though and I did respect that she did. not know she just stared at your eyes. the whole time yep and I'm never gonna. knew that this lady's a good lady yeah. what about you knit kind of just. recently so it was the girls staying at. her parents and I had to introduce. myself to her mother she was like 28. years old but state living at home. because what a minute so you did you get. they caught you in the act at all or no.

she just knew you were there pie came. home came over at like 3:00 a.m. don't you look don't don't why couldn't. she come to you my place is kind of. shitty I'm always down to go someplace. else. she lives in Orange County she's got a. nice crib what do you like outcalls. growin and like a three-person. apartments it was a three-person house. her mom and dad and they knew you were. that yeah they did 3:00 a.m. yeah you. couldn't just be post mates and. yeah Wow was it it was it but as you. start doing we start wearing postmates.

shirts or over shirts she she was. Filipinos like you know Jo koy I used to. work for Jo koy he said that yeah she. loved it huh oh yeah she's like we love. jo koy he is a hundred percent. penetration that community he's like we. love jo koy I know you want me to call. him on my phone right now. jo help me get out of this please what. did you say to the mother what did you. what was the first thing you said I was.

I like introduced myself right cuz you. weren't Nikki yours over yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah and Shane and I just gotten in. and she was like what's all the. commotion and stuff yeah we weren't. engaged did you still hook up yeah yeah. good for you after you met the mother. before yeah she brass cakes I know jo. koy man that's perfect that's very smart. and a good fan and by the way good for. her go for the mother being cool about. it she didn't kick you out you seem like. a nice kid you're tall too boy she. probably could feel that in your bones. hmm and she was like you stick around. bud yeah you're a good you're a good.

white kid from from the Midwest she. could feel it I mean the girls 28 she. gonna have gas it's not like right it's. not like your children now that's a. unique thing too I remember going. somewhere with my mom and my stepdad and. meeting a lady that worked at this. restaurant and then that night the next. morning I tell my mom mom member the. girl from the restaurant she's in the. room and my mom was like why like it. just like magic you know like yeah what. do you do magic you know like November.

we went out I said I'm just smelling. like tequila just bad you know mm-hmm. and just like I had this old mother had. this old bed we do hooked up on her like. these Mardi Gras beads hanging off of it. yeah better hanging off of it. that's just like anybody from Louisiana. with no money you would decorate show. Mardi Gras they were cheap yeah yeah. they're cheap and they look pretty nice. from far away that the light shiny yes. color a little bit of color yeah it. always looks festive dude but they are. just so loud if you're trying to engage.

with somebody in you're trying to tickle. somebody or have sex and uh and that. blew my mind was March like you have to. sneak her. here if your stepdad Cesar mm yeah. stepdad wouldn't approve yeah he was. kind of a curmudgeon Ethan when I some. people don't want to approve anything. you know Ria's that what he was like he. was just attitude about everything. didn't like anything mmm I think well in. his home you know I think men get that. way at a certain point and I get it you. know oh we don't do that stuff in my. home I paid I you get you want it you.

want to do that go to go get your own. house yeah that's that old phrase like. it says mine if you want to do something. you go get your own yeah I get that I. get that I'm you know if I have kids and. there's always that awkward point when. your son starts masturbating and oh I'm. gonna make him do it outside you can't. do that in my house you have to step. outside well my dad used to make us bury. it do it if he we'd your thought he'll. put it in yeah go put in the art I'm. gonna build a masturbation Chet I say. you go to the shed and put a little baby. heater in there for when it's cold you. know but go to the shed I want you to go. to the shed and think about it oh that's.

lovely. yeah go jerk off in the shed let it stay. out it outside of my home I paid for the. home I make them buy the shed right and. it'll give them sort of an idea of like. okay you know this is something this is. a special event uh-huh not you dish can. when you think sometimes wouldn't you. know the the product of human that's. being created these days it's like no. wonder yeah I don't want everybody has. some you know some kid has nine elbows. and he [ __ ] you know and he's just. drinking snot out of his nose no [ __ ]. wonder because every decent nut was.

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shipping with codes theo at manscape. dot-com clean up your nuts and make. everyone proud and now back to the. program let's get a question we had some. we had some video questions that came in. oh why did humans man look at this guy. it. what's up Theo I wanted to know how do. you guys manage anger it could be. somebody making you angry or you're. angry at something and how do you. respond to it and how you stay cool in.

gang Umbra and you go yeah let's start. you I like that guy. I like that you're more of an anger guy. I'm very angry off no but I'm a balanced. guy I just I have anger in me I like. that guy because he I knew he was gonna. be have a foreign accent but I I knew I. wouldn't know where it was from it was. just a little tinge of something he's. got a little Eastern European and there. or something like that plate plate plate. plate what's up man what's up man is. somebody making you angry or you're. angry at something and how do you. respond to it and how you stay cool yeah.

he's a tinge of something over something. : Eastern European. I'm gonna go Poland I'm also gonna say. he's from Canada though do you know he's. from debt he didn't say okay he's from. Newfoundland defend it's a Newfoundland. how do I manage anger I think everyone. does it I mean on a personal level. obviously I I like to run I put on. headphones and I run for as long as I. can until negative thoughts go away Wow. I get no fight with the old bag I put on. my headphones and I disappear into the. night running at nights like my favorite.

thing in the world to get rid of like my. anxiety or my anger I just run until I. feel like I'm done I Forrest Gump it for. real I just run until I'm done I know. exactly when I'm done it's not like a. number saying it sound like a mileage. ticker I just keep running and then. sometimes one time I ran so far I took a. goober home damn around seven miles in. one direction and I was like I don't. want to run seven miles back yeah. fuckin'-a to uber sometimes I do that. [ __ ] that's how I manage it I used to. tell I you know therapy and all that. stuff you can do a lot of that too but I. find exercise for some reason it wipes.

away all the thoughts in my brain yeah. negative [ __ ] someone's being negative. and it's am circulating in my world you. know people being mean or rude or. whatever I just I just run well having. that physical element you have feels it. it's so imperative really I think in. anything is having a physical element to. go along with whatever your process is. program is like you know you see a lot. of these guys you see a lot of guys who. you know in that in the self-help world.

a lot of them have a real physical. element also to what they do the first. rhythm active keeps your blood moving. mind you that you're like a being that. is not just this brain that's just like. you know stuck on this you know in a. weird little rabbit wheel or whatever. yeah that you are this this this you. know capable creature you know and it. reminds your body that and I think your. body even reminds your brain that and. like on another level I do chill the. [ __ ] out but good thing about that [ __ ]. were running bro yeah we're doing look.

how capable you are yeah you you do yoga. right you still do yoga I've been doing. actually recently I've gotten into a lot. of meditation recently which has really. been helping me feel good and uh and. yeah I do yoga and I go to the gym I get. I have a trainer now that I go see at. least two days a week and then I'll go. by myself too and it helps manage it. yeah it's just these days you gotta have. it were more sedentary creatures out. them hmm it's well it's easier to get. everything you know you have it. delivered you sit in your car you sit. around too much we work at these things.

sometime you know what I mean you do. podcast a lot like you're sitting and. operating working on computers and. things all the time. yeah you have to get up and go what how. do you what do you do what do you do to. manage your anger you work out is that. what you do - well meditation helps me. and then you're not an angry guy most of. my angers at myself really yeah I don't. see you get angry at other things other. elements you don't really get mad at it. you're a hard guy as long as I've known. you I've never seen you get really angry. at somebody unless they really did.

something bad but it's rare for you to. get upset yeah I think I think it for. some reason I just end up hating to be. getting upset at myself you know so like. so these days is just kind of managing. that realizing that things are okay and. if I have anger realized and figuring. out what my part is in it why am i angry. at this person like what's really going. on am I really angry at this person or I. probably could have done something a lot. of times I didn't communicate here. clearly that's a lot of my problem I. noticed I don't communicate clearly what. I want in the beginning or what I'm.

hoping for what I'm expecting so then I. get down the road and it's like what the. [ __ ] going on dude right now I'm. saying what did you expect a word of. Carnival dude don't say I'm right I'm. trying to buy quikrete dog and you and. me or [ __ ] eating Sundays at our. carnival yes it's pissing me off. [ __ ]. it's like well dude I didn't know you. know so a lot of times for me I noticed. his communication that's where things. get yeah it is Aaron because the story. will go in my head yeah my head will. start rattling but yeah I'll do some.

meditation and uh my physical fitness. always helps let's get into another one. here we got the og toe what up guys this. is uh Beckett from Colorado so about a. week ago is on this first date with this. beautiful girl and she wears a margarita. right and I worded a nice glass of milk. and she didn't want a second date so I. guess my question to y'all is uh adults. drinking milk your name what do you guys.

think yeah. gang gang chug chug chug chug yeah yay. oh yay do that that's dope a guy wants a. glass of milk he's an adult you can have. a glass of milk is the greatest country. on Earth. you know they don't let you have milk in. certain countries that's true. it's a great country can just have milk. it maybe he didn't want a margarita I. don't you don't need her bro she doesn't. need to be judging your liquid choices. that's insane. yeah the only liquids you should keep. away from Theo or pink Gatorade if he's. eating yeah that's a no-no I don't like.

that she's maybe he didn't feel like. having a drink. there's that's something weird about you. know going on dates that I hear from all. my friends are like they go on dates and. it's like are they gonna have is it. gonna be an alcoholic beverage or not. that's always like a bodacious yeah you. got to make that choice yeah and and it. shouldn't even be a it shouldn't even. matter if you're gonna go have drinks. you just we'll talk about it after the. dinner and the drinks yeah and I mean. the dinner and the date the date it's. like if we want to go to a bar if that's. the next step but I don't think my boy.

from Colorado should feel bad about. having a glass of milk especially if it. was you know farm-fresh you know I mean. yeah I think it and hopefully you went. whole milk if you go a skim milk when. shorter so that's probably abut well. that could have been it maybe she was. probably like he's like I'll just take a. 1% and she was like oh boy I think get. out of here we don't need dessert though. or if he asked for some weird-ass milk. he didn't say he didn't it could have. been goats yeah if you ever go Charlotte. breasts if you ask for anything real out. ostentatious bro I think that's a bit. much dude I think if you order milk. though at a bar I think it is.

it's not gonna give her the air that you. are probably living alone you know yeah. but can I tell you something. milk at a bar such a bold choice that it. makes me think you're an adventurous. dude that's a good point but he at his. age I wonder yeah. at his age I just seems like yeah but he. said but he said he said at dinner so it. wasn't at a bar I think it was at a. restaurant okay they went to a nice. restaurant that's legit I met milk with.

my meal. yeah respect man you [ __ ] drink what. you want exactly yeah a lot of times I. let the lady order first that way if she. wants alcohol she can have alcohol and. then I'll then I'll order after you know. or if I get there early I'll order. something if I'm worried about how she. if drinking or not I'll get something. like a seltzer water put a lime in it. I'll get a non-alcoholic beer sometimes. if I really want you like the taste of. those there's so many of them now oh. there are wow there's like ten different. ones I didn't even know that yeah I know. I know oh do Liz the one that I my. buddies the duals the most popular he.

drinks that all the time he'll uh he'll. rip through 12 he would rip a rip some. dude it's he'll get a 12-pack and be. like in an hour. like I gotta borrow doles I love that. tune I think I think that's it. hey I don't I've never had one so I. don't I don't the flavor is good. yeah the flavor is good and the new ones. are they have ones that are a lot more. exquisite now oh you know what I'm lying. I row ghen has the Heineken does one. what is it called yeah zero zero or I. don't remember the name. whatever Rogan maybe try one wants but.

it but I don't like Heineken mmm so yeah. I didn't taste I was just like no this. is not it taste like Heineken sign it. was and Heineken a lot of black man. drink Hynek and you know it yeah black. guys like like males beer yeah yeah like. men drink black guys don't like IPAs. that's a white guy beer IPA is white. black guys like clear beer yeah your. beer I don't know what that is I don't. like I don't like Heineken for some. reason I just can't do it honey can. always gave me like a headache and stuff. remember when I was in high school there. was always something weird about it yeah.

no I I threw it threw me for a loop but. also I think like when you were saying. what you do to order in advance I think. that's really smart. that you ordered like a seltzer water. just to like set the tone yeah and if I. put a lineman that she doesn't know what. it is that way it's like if if in her. mom. you know and also if you don't drink in. this I feel like sometimes if you don't. there's no pressure for the girl to. drink I'm also not at the I'm not at the. place in my life where I'm trying to. take home a drunk girl you know she's a. lot of work huh it's work it's risky I. feel like you know it's it just yeah and.

it just it's I don't know it's just not. what I'm into really I don't want. sometimes drunk person I want years and. years ago some drunk girl want thought. she was at a [ __ ] mall or something. wandering her my apartment picking up. stuff looking at the bottom of it for. prices she's like there's no prices on. anything what did she buy any does she. get like it's my [ __ ] apartment you. know I'm saying like a soda charged her. she picked up someone like 2385 but I. give it to you for 24 24 how about that. I'll give you I'll go up in price when I.

used to go on dates I would just eat the. full meal before they even ordered oh. yeah yeah i order in advance I would eat. it while there look at the venue just to. set the tone you know it's like I get to. eat then you get to eat I'm ready to go. I'm ready I gotta get out of here I eat. dessert when they're getting their me it. needs to only invite chicks to the. movies it was cold and I would go in. early so they had to get their ticket. show you like you're warming up you're. halfway through the popcorn genius.

and I said girls honey probably one girl. yeah that's it that worked one time I. think that guy whose milk just go back. to it quickly she'd do it every time. that's a great weeding out process the. guy likes milk if she's not cool with. that she's not the one yeah exactly. imagine meeting the girl that goes I'll. take a milk too. he's like this is my wife oh yeah that's. a commercial for milk Dairy Farmers of. America she like milk you ought to like. her. here's a beautiful guy check him from.

England got one question for you who. would be the better father CEO Andrew or. Bobby Lee baby gang gang gang gang who. would be the better father is that. really sent in the better father. [ __ ] he says father lover who would be. the better father. let me ask you to put down for yo who. would be a better father I like the way. they say stuff Oh would be it but it's. like they're all allowed to have a lisp. yeah who would be the better father you.

know I mean that they get away with it. if a English guy's a lisp it sounds. cooler for some reason oh yeah when it. when it when I like an American head. when he's back lift yeah he always like. no yes. up here stuff these are my favorites in. here oh we don't fart of this it's just. something that we have to focus on yeah. I know a girl who dated a guy with four. s's in his first and first and last name. ah she had a say you should call him. that all the time. oh uh who would be the better father.

oh god of us three of me you and Bob I. don't know man I think we'd all make. decent fathers in her own right no. that's not true. I think you and me would we'd have a. better a better shot yeah Bobby would. not be he wouldn't be a bad dad I think. he would just um he'd be a bad. stepfather a terrible stepfather he'd be. a good he'd be a good friend of your. friend of your dad's yeah like a buddy a. hangout buddy you and I be great day you. be a great father man you used to have a. lot of you have so much whimsy I think.

kids need an adult who has whimsy do you. know what I mean yeah you know there's a. comic out of Philadelphia at Crystal. Connor he's hilarious he's so funny and. he said that about somebody a family. member he goes the dude lacks all whimsy. it made me laugh I was like wow that's. so you need to have whimsy when you're a. father figure because kids they it can. go anywhere. yeah like let him let him do it let him. fly dude they're in the wind they're. figuring it all out yeah they don't even. know what's going on think about dude. nobody remembers eight years old who. [ __ ] knows I'm no idea the stuff that.

you got into whenever you watch I was. watching kids on the plane these two. little boys were sitting next to us um. we came back and they were losing. having so much fun they were throwing. M&Ms at each other and he was like he's. like he's like throw it in my mouth and. he would on purpose throw it hit him in. the eye and he would laugh and he's like. do it again he knew it was coming again. it was great they made a bunch of little. games with little M&Ms and the man next. to them wasn't enjoying he had zero. whimsy he didn't like it he didn't like. it I say he should have been like throw. it give me one you know I mean he's yeah. play along.

get the pickup ask for the throw you. know throw me the ball I always do that. I have enough whimsy in me where I'm I'm. excited about a little a little person. too. I want to hear what they what they're. thinking about yeah whenever I see. little little people I'm gonna talk. about like Brad Williams talking about. oh yeah yeah yeah cuz I know what he's. thinking about little freak. threesomes and all of that well freak. he's into the dark arts many not really. his man he really no I just I think. about I just want to know what's going. through their little heads cuz they're. yeah they're fit they're filled with all.

sorts of weird fun ideas the stuff that. they come up with and they get there but. dude my nephew just got his butt out. this time when I was it and we kept. showing it out like the coolest thing. he'd ever got it is though cuz he just. found us found it imagine how fun that. is when you just fatherhood imagine you. just saw now that you had hands you know. I mean like look at you show with. everybody how old is your nephew he 107. and one you got five I got two or six. and four yeah I got two Wow I got well I. got two little nieces and they're like.

they're incredible we went to Harry. Potter town with them really they came. out here yeah a wiry Potter land at. Universal yeah it's cool bro it's so fun. yeah I was like this is gonna be good. for the girls I was loving it yeah I had. three butterbeers I was living my life. dude I thought ice for real I was like. this week I was excited for the girls. but then when I got there I was excited. for me yeah it was what it's so fun to. live in that world you're like this is.

what they experience all the time. this kind of this kind of thought. process is how they're living every day. yeah I wish we could have more of that. yeah there's more possibility there's. not as much judgement yeah the rule the. rules are less the rules are like don't. hit don't be mean enjoy. yeah but the rules are less there's more. like openness to to creativity and then. adult world there's almost none. I mean outside of what we do for a. living I'm saying in your regular life. you can't be that you're not allowed to. kind of you get bogged down yeah well.

people don't like you to stretch they. don't like they want people in order. everybody likes order you know I mean. yeah they just want it to be very. organized it's kind of fun with it. that's why Southwest Airlines makes me. laugh when they're you know yeah if you. go into Vegas to come back to Vegas they. always do it right yeah they just figure. it out yeah yeah I love that it's kind. of chaotic the only airline lets people. wear short they were short their own. shirts you know I mean I saw dude with. his own company name on his shirt my own. brand yeah I was like they don't really.

does it right dude and they're like yeah. that fly doesn't seem like they'll. [ __ ] they're not that hot maybe but. they definitely seem like they'll [ __ ]. you don't call me will ya yeah they'll. come home they'll give you a ride home. if you ask yeah if I didn't jump my car. the other one let's go man I need a. jumpy saying I got you baby. what was that gentleman asking about. Nick he asked he said who the young. fella a better fighter oh yeah better. father I think that's it then I think. we'd probably maybe tie somewhere in. there yeah you'd be good at it man we.

just know that Bobby be bad I think yeah. so bad and he would admit it oh my god. yeah he would leave it everywhere he. would leave kids he's a little baby he's. still gestating dude he sleeps almost as. much as a lot of those you know in utero. baby right well you know cuz he's so. round that he can he can lean on his. side now he doesn't even need to go down. he can just just a couple inches to the. left and now he's sleeping it's. incredible it's it's incredible to watch. he's a remarkable little tree you got. another one yeah let's hit another one.

here we got a guy right here Oh. beautiful young minion CEO gang gang. Andrew I've got a question for you. why'd you next special I want to see I. want to see something man. I got Amazon Prime just so I can watch. your [ __ ] from like 27 years ago and I. feel like a stalker at this point I've. seen it like 10 times. that's very cool I appreciate that yeah. I don't know man um that's funny that's. funny because I you and I have kind of.

talked about that and I wanna I want to. really talk to you for real about that. of like what are you gonna do next. because you and I for the path. couple years have talked about the state. of that in the state of comedy I don't. know what I want to do next as far as. the special goes I do want to put. something out but I read this article. that Jay Leno maybe was Holly report or. something and they asked him why he. doesn't do a special on Netflix they're. like all your friends are doing specials. like why don't you do one and he was. like I really love live comedy I want. people to come see me and and he's like.

I don't really care about putting. something down forever. now Grant said that's not my opinion but. it struck a chord with me and I was like. me too though I love live shows I think. where you see it. I just love live shows I look I want. people to come see me when I come to. their town so bad it's not that I don't. want to put out a special but I'm like I. don't know I think part of the beauty. for me of stand-up is that we get to. keep changing over time and molding and. anybody who see me knows I tried to do a. lot of different stuff if I can you know. and change it up I mean I'm doing an.

hour now that's kind of a thing but I. don't know man I just don't know what I. want to do me Netflix is I'm not really. on that ship you know I'm not really on. that boat you know no hate on them but I. don't think they yeah we have to get. offered well first of all if you want to. do it smell so you have to get offered. yeah yeah they we have to get an offer. from a place that also an offer that we. agree to where that's the other thing. you have to want to do it with them and. you have to be cool with the terms so. that's the thing that people don't know. unless you do it on your own which a lot. of people are doing but my fear of. putting one out on my own is I just.

don't I don't know man you know like. Alan kind of went his own way you know. Schultz did his own thing there's a lot. of guys doing their own thing but for. the most part right now like I'm. comfortable in this pocket of I want I. want people to come see me live yeah the. beauty is live the beauty of it is live. it never stands up when you see. something I don't think on live you know. or see it whatever that's called on tape. but I appreciate that kind of love I. mean what like what like you I haven't. asked you know we haven't talked a long.

time about that yeah what are you gonna. what are you gonna do oh I don't know I. got you know I know there's some. companies that have them you know. platforms that happen that are gonna. come see me. next week I got a server at The Wiltern. so they're gonna come see me and then. which you're gonna murder what a venue. to the wheel turns beautiful yeah I. never. I'm excited that's it's you've never. been inside uh-huh you're gonna bro it's. such a cool venue really gorgeous man. that was my first concert I ever saw or. the first band I saw in Los Angeles with.

it was at the will turn into in it's. stunning man that they did such a. beautiful job with that man something. about those theaters that have history. in them that have been around for a long. time they feel like off that core so. yeah like I feel like they've got this. energy trapped inside of it oh man. you're gonna rip that's gonna be so. [ __ ] cool yeah should be yeah so I'm. excited I'm definitely excited about it. I feel you know stoked oh there's a. picture oh wow how beautiful that is. problem look at the ceiling of the will. turn it to me it's one of the coolest. venues I've seen stunning sorry to.

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really there's something about that you. know. oh yeah yeah there's something well it's. more it shows like okay this is joy. Detroit sorry yeah this is the art that. I'm doing film or is it. type that in you're so good with the. names of these play I'm so glad I doing. bigger places no no that's it that's it. nice that was it. unbelievable yeah that's beautiful was. stunned we kept takin a bunch of. pictures because I we I had never seen. something like that you know like with. him we'd performed in identies and.

arenas are the ugliest looking for. things on earth yeah there's nothing. cool sexy about an arena it's so funny. the more that I've done with him the. more I'm like man this is it's just. rafters it's just like it's it's. wonderful to do it's just when you go in. a theater you look at the art that it's. involved on the inside and something. about the experiments I think his man is. beautiful gonna riff The Wiltern they're. gonna come see you and then would you. maybe put this out were you doing right. now on and a special yeah and so maybe I. will put something out it depends on. what time slots they have available for.

like different platforms like you know. if they have something next year so then. it's like I don't want to hold material. for like a whole year yep so once I put. it out yeah and the certain point I want. to put it out you know certain point I'm. you know I'd like to just get it out. there and get it off my get it out of. out of me yeah so so then I would either. I don't know I thought about maybe just. making it and putting it on to I you. know a place to sell other than that. like other than Netflix so like iTunes. or you know or I thought about just.

putting clips just making it into the. actual clip [ __ ] is that too and putting. it on to YouTube and then just also. putting out an album with it you know. and then I still own it so that's. another that's the other side of it is. also then you still have ownership of it. yeah the business side is the thing that. people don't really know about what we. have to operate in that regard it's a. lot more convoluted than just kind of. like do it do you John Baldessari is an. artist john baldessari. he did this thing where he just got kind. of inundated with like his ideas of what. he was making art wise and then he. burned all of it burned all of his art.

just like start again and I had this. kind of like in the middle of the night. half lucid dream in and out where I. thought it'd be wild for me to shoot. something my on my own cheap and not. cost a production company lot of my like. I'll pay for it. and. put it out for 24 hours for one day and. then it goes away forever yeah I thought. about doing that I was like that would. be really fun and get all my friends to. promote it so it's like a man you can. only see it now like you want to watch. you have to watch it in this 24 hour. span and then it's gone I'd be gangster.

yeah. yeah I thought I thought I was like that. could be really cool and then I can. retire in the material and then it can. kind of be this wonderful meta industry. thing where it's like if you saw it you. saw and if you didn't you did it now I. don't know if I'm gonna do it but I keep. having freshing feelings yeah there's. some gangster about being like naama do. it how I want to do it yeah because. there's it's so much out there now and. also taking it to see it live also. there's a lot of beauty in that because. like oh that's where you see it you see. it live I want you to see it in the way. that it's supposed to be singing yeah.

it's hard when you put it on tape you. know like I heard somebody told me Ali. Wong just got Netflix just gave her. eight figures to do two more specials or. like a special on something else and I. was like God man the growth of that. thing is just as a big big big beast you. know so I'm like maybe something. alternative would be cool for me I don't. just for me so yeah maybe but I don't. know tell the the-the-the Theo fans let. me know if that would be something you'd. watch get in the 24 hour span or some.

people might be like that's so annoying. I don't want to watch it that day and I. mean it's super interesting it's. different yeah I keep having this dream. about it it's like in the shower I think. about it all the time I'm like people. are you know I can already hear agents. and managers and lawyers like why would. you do that. yeah oh yeah that's how they think I. know but I just think it'd be fun like. cuz they sell it that's where they make. their month's money yeah but for us it's. like I want to make money on live shows. I want to engage with fans to come watch. us do our thing and that's how I want to. earn a living not like I'm saying there. you know I don't want to live in from. specials on that live on but something.

neat about it going away I don't know I. don't know why I don't know there's. something about well I think over I. think it makes things everything now is. so accessible yes that's that's part of. the reason it's like how do you be. unique then would it be unaccessible. yeah you know it's kind of like but then. you risk the raw the run the risk of. being not not accessible right yeah. that's it yeah. but isn't that kind of the fun of it all. is like because we're so accessible. could it be cool to be.

the only way you can see him is to go. see him you want to see his new stuff. you have to go see it yeah that'd be. kind of fun yeah that'd be kind of fun. of me but I don't want to say a joke. that you do because I know that's a it's. a that's a no-no but you did a joke last. night that made me laugh so hard I. walked outside I'm not I'm not kidding. oh thanks I lost my [ __ ] I never heard. you do it cuz it must be relatively new. hmm but it made me laugh so so hard I. walked outside I was in the hallway lat. dying laughing just just that I don't. want to say it but God man I wish I. could. it was so goddamn funny so I think I. hope you're that at The Wiltern I hope.

that that blows right man I hope that. blows up and all those people want to. claw you and then you decide how you. want to do it that's the thing the fans. don't know we ultimately have to decide. how and when and why you want to do it. yeah and then you start to get tested by. your own stuff like am i doing this for. money am i doing this for you know what. am I doing this and do I really like. this stuff I'm putting out there's a. hard thing it's like do I love this. stuff or do I like this stuff yeah. because then you get caught in that rat. race of like everyone's like doing a. special year especially your especially. your special and then it's like how much.

that stuff do they enjoy are you keeping. up with the Joneses or are you putting. out content that you really really love. that's like where it gets into this. weird gray area of like comedy and. business you know and doing that balance. yeah I used to like better being just a. comedian and not having to be business. you know and not having to do business. you know it's exhausting I'm gonna give. you a compliment real fast there's me. being very genuine now I've known you. for quite a long time we've been friends. for a long time and watching the growth. of you as a stand-up and as a comedian.

it's it's wild it's like makes you real. feel proud proud is like a shitty word. it makes it sound like a it sounds kind. of sending for some reason but it's like. a it's like a pride in friendship. because I remember watching you in the. o.r a couple years ago maybe three maybe. four three or four and I was watching. you and I was thinking when the world. figures it out when they get it they're. gonna get it get it he's like I just I. was like when the world figures out how.

good you were I was like it's gonna it's. all gonna take place and then to watch. it happen was very cool so as a friend. it was cool to watch thanks and I mean. that like it's a it's a weird thing to. see I don't think people it's hard to. describe it's almost like if for people. at home it's like if you. knew an athlete when you were young that. was so good and at your high school and. you were like this ridiculous and then. you actually see them progress on to. college or pro or whatever yeah it's. like everyone knows what you already. know it's a cool feeling you know it's. like I saw the band first type of [ __ ].

yeah it's a cool feeling you know. there's something about it that's that's. we only it only happened so many times. in our lives so yeah anyway that's how I. just I want to say that - because I just. thanks bro I was thinking about that. last night when I was when I we were. hanging out and watching you cuz you. know we get to be in the bed of it all. so while being at that club Bert with. the shirt off trying so good last night. oh my god last night the colliculus it. was laughing so hard at birth dude and. it was so funny because I hadn't. expected thank you for the nice words. man it's really nice yeah you know a lot. of - you know all I mean you know a lot.

of us has been because of the podcast a. lot of people have you know we finally. get to connect yeah that's what this is. we finally after all this all this time. get to connect because when you used to. do Conan or The Tonight Show they didn't. know who you were so we would fist fight. to get on the air and then and then. those things never gave you an. opportunity to be you you didn't get to. be Theo yeah well it kept getting every. time I would submit to a Late Show they. would say oh you can't do this joke you. can't do this word you can't do it like. this.

and it was like oh I'm not even I can't. be myself then I can't be I'm not a. commit you know I'm myself I'm a. comedian yeah but I'm also a person you. but they don't spend there's not and. there's some difference between the two. but there's not a ton of difference a. lot of times for me you know no you you. are you are a hyperbolized version of. this thing that that that you've created. this wonderful comedian character it's. like a microcosm of you and it's it's.

the picture it's a bigger picture of it. all yeah right and why do you took it. personal when they said no you know and. I'm not student taking a personal you. said oh that's their business and maybe. I didn't take it personal maybe I just. said that's their business. and then I mean i reaiiy used to take it. personal it hurt it hurts your feelings. when they say no yeah you're like wait I. am good though and they just don't. there's just a missing something's not. connecting that's all but the thing. about this that you get to you get to. connect more on your own personal level. then yeah. fine I'll just do it my way you know.

yeah and it's been definitely it's been. a it's been an amazing adventure man so. many just people that call in every week. and have like sharing their own stories. and it's been a journey brah and it's. been a journey going through just you. know it's been highs and lows like you. said man it's been highs and lows you. know I'm gonna continue to be that way. yeah just like I you know and in you. know just like on these these these. interviews sitting with friends and and. talk and it's like some sometimes on a. podcast I connect so much more with. people and sometimes you don't and it's. hard because the fans now are so in in.

it that even they are like they're. they're almost in it and on it with you. at some point you know they it's very. it's it's like so intertwined which is a. it's a good thing but it's just so. strange to me now it's a thing I'm happy. about like I'm happy it's happening well. you started your own podcast me whiskey. ginger is doing well let's do good. people like it you have a lot of great. guests Ryan man yeah you got to get over. there we got to get you people people. ask me all the time when I'm gonna get. you and it's really funny sometimes. people make when fans make up [ __ ] it's. weird when they're like you guys don't.

over you guys don't like each other how. where does this come from this weird. fake news that gets like infiltrated. into this thing like these lies that. they put in there that they didn't hear. yes it's strange they're like what are. you not hey would yo that's like no we. all are doing a million things trying to. create these worlds for people as much. as we can so we can keep you know. engaging in content and working and I. just don't I think people think that. like I think people think that we have.

more time than the average human like. there's more chasm bigger clock for. comedians it's like how come you can't. do all these things like it's impossible. yeah it's too hard and I don't want to. show up and not be able to and like. their times but I don't feel like myself. where it's like I won't go on any you. know I didn't go in a lot of pockets or. wasn't feeling like super like myself. it's like I want to go and I'm having. fun you know yeah and like I'm gonna go. and bring the heat to fun yeah and I. want to have a blast like I don't it's. like that's sometimes - it's hard to. keep doing the job of podcasting when if.

you're going through your own [ __ ] in. your own life because it's like okay you. know this isn't it you know it's hard to. show you know it's not. a self-pitying but it's just you know. it's it's a journey yeah well I think I. think people don't know that it's a. full-time job Rogan says that all the. time. he's always i gets my fits a job I have. a job he's like I have two jobs I've. standup not podcasting it's like oh yeah. it is a job it's a 100% a full-time job. of like you know balancing these worlds.

it's not it's not as mindless or kind of. passe as people kind of think it is so. it's put a lot of stress on you too it's. like a thing that kind of just adds this. other comedic stress pressure you get to. listen you want to be engaging yeah you. want to know what's going on because. it's not fun when you're not like into. it you know you're not just yeah I don't. know it's what's the last one you did. that you weren't into Nick might even. know did you have a guest that wasn't. into it did you have someone over here. that you didn't connect with no I just. have had guests where you know I've just.

learned over time to be sometimes you're. interviewing somebody and sometimes. you're just talking yeah and so I never. really have known good how to be like a. good interviewer you know I mean I don't. think I'm bad at it but I just I don't. have like a big plan you know so when I. listen back sometimes I'm like man I. wish I would have expressed my true. feelings sure in a comfortable way to. ask the questions I wanted to ask and so. that started to get on my nerves. sometimes like man I you know like the. wolf of Wall Street guy we had Amanda.

Knox and like I wanted to sometimes you. know why don't you just ask this right. here you know you were feeling it and. and what's the fear I think it's just a. fear of like I guess a fear of them. judge me a fear that they're gonna think. I'm trying to take advantage of them. with Korea even though I'm cure you know. just curious I came here right that's. how that's how I look at it yeah so and. I think so some of it is like you have. to you know I think now I realized. somebody okay have a little bit more of. a plan like it's not like I'm trying to.

squeeze a you know dirty juice out of. this person but ya have a plan like you. know this is kind of some things I want. to talk about and even say I'm to them. candidly like hey here's a couple things. I'd like to talk about can we talk about. these things for sure now just in case. yeah if they don't want to do it it's so. it's clean and clear communication goes. back to communication because then I'll. let it run in my head like oh man you. know you're not doing you got it tight. you know so I think yeah probably clear. communication is something that I'm. gonna work. or not work on that I'm doing you know. they're not feeling better about Anton.

I'll just have it be fun you know just. to remember that it's comedy yeah we're. just [ __ ] around. yeah we don't [ __ ] know dude yeah we. don't know what are we not know Nick. nothing we don't know as I'm saying dude. if the feds show up Nick is your [ __ ]. hide anything you'll hide literally I. need you to do this right you like okay. I don't know nothing man. cops are coming I don't know nothing you. know so funny he has a nice face so. they'll believe him that's what they.

said this is this dude that's what he. said a minute ago that's how he got. through Church it's just that a nice. face they're like Nick what happened is. I don't know dude a lot of lesbian women. are doing all pre chirring now and stuff. so we OB pastor since yeah really. my put that up lesbian pastorship yeah. lesbian to lesbian pastorship is that a. cruise as a boat crew not lesbian. hamster [ __ ] that's a boat full of. lesbian bastard no but that'd be fun bro. that would be fun. would they have gay cruises oh dude we.

had to Gail I Bren she's a live across. the street from us nice you do donuts. Hitler what. well you spin out in your car really. only because I do you turn right there. because it was otherwise I had to go. down the street and do it I'll just do. lazy eye you just wanted to get out yeah. it had nothing but they were awesome. two gay librarians uh yeah one of them's. a lot but I think one of them wasn't. working but one of them worked in. fiction yeah lesbian bishop specific. where you looking for Stan gay lesbian. women those pastors or lesbian pastors.

happening more often maybe LGBT clergy. more often lesbian pastors more often. married lesbian Baptist co-pastors say. Oh beloved they are if I have gay. children oh oh I don't know what they're. I want to know what the rest of this if. I have gay children if you had a gay kid. if you had a gay kid what what would. your what's your instinct of how you'd. feel about it you cool with that or. you'd be you do you wish they were. straight I think that there's probably.

something in a lot of men at a like at a. guttural level where you want your. needs to go on so there could be like a. concern there like just said like a. Visser I don't know what this rule means. but like at a visceral like core level. yeah you know not I had a brain level. yeah at a brain level at a sexual level. you want that you want the the seed to. be passed on yeah so I think even if you. know whether it's so you want to have a.

boy who is going to want to procreate. out of his wean out of his penis but I. can do that now yeah and so now yeah so. now I think it's not available so now I. think that yeah once you realize that. and read that article that that's. available then you wouldn't have any. concerns can I be real with you yeah I. don't have any care about carrying on. the gene really I just don't care yeah I. don't I don't I don't I just don't care. for some reason I don't know why it. never wasn't like not that I don't want. to have nothing I don't wanna have a kid.

I'm saying was never a concern if I had. a boy so a boy could carry on a santino. name just didn't care I didn't care at. all for some reason I don't know I don't. know why I was always like it wouldn't. ever matter to me if I had to do it or a. chick I mean I'd rather have a dude just. cuz they're cheaper and less to deal. with you know you let him figure out. life on their own you put it outside. it'll come come back when it needs to. eat you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah. check it yeah man it's a little bit more. you could set him on the porch a little. mm-hmm. they'll figure it out and you don't have. to worry about him really I mean there's.

not much to be concerned about with a. woman you have to you want to protect. and aid and and you wanted them to feel. comfortable all the time with a boy you. want them to feel uncomfortable for some. reason you're like I want you to shake. him up and what yeah you might get him. [ __ ] sand than his sure when he's not. looking. hit him a few times yeah pull the tooth. out when he doesn't expect it and not. even a loose one just like a full-on in. one I just think there's something about. that but I never really cared for us I. don't know why that is I don't know why. I never really had that right dick on. his forehead was hip draw a dick on him. every night and every single night as. anyway excited man.

mom it's not me goes to school with a. sharpie but yeah Sharpie permanent. marker every day he's gotta scrub it off. yeah I don't know whenever I was growing. up we had some kid named Scottie and uh. people everybody drew like swastikas on. his t-shirt and stuff well that's him so. me where you got off at aftercare one. day but nobody knew what they'd meant. they'd just seen it on pamphlets and. stuff and then people [ __ ] got Stukas. SCOTUS you see bunch of skaters then he. washed the shirt and he still wore for a. while and you could just see out like an.

undercover uh anti-semite about a black. light you'd still see it I definitely do. it might have been written in a little. bit of seed you know but uh but um but. uh but yeah I'm a reward for a while. dude and uh they don't have any Jewish. kids in the area it was just something. people had seen on pamphlets you never. grew up in any Jewish kids no we had one. kid later on when I found that that um. was half Jewish and then my mother dated. a Jewish guy a half Jewish half black.

gentleman for a while half G was happily. Drake yeah that's great my uh I always. saw swastikas as a kid on garages. graffiti on garages but they did him the. wrong way. oh yeah that was drew him wrong and so. my instinct was like I want to fix it. but I don't want to help the racism. right but it's just wrong. I hated that they [ __ ] it up now by my. first friend as a kid in a was it was a. Jewish guy I didn't know what that was. until I was much older but because they. had he taught me what a dreidel was I. just thought there were different.

Christians I just thought there were. like another branch of Catholic or. whatever I had no idea but dreidels and. menorahs I didn't know what any of that. stuff meant it meant nothing his mother. always smelled so good. his name was Philip she was beautiful. they lived in our apartment building we. lived in an apartment building when I. was a kid and I would go to their. apartment their apartment was so much. nicer than ours mm-hmm. like we had an apartment that you that. was just an apartment that you rented. and you lived in they like did the. wallpaper you know I mean like they had. their building or no no no no this was.

like a 40-story build it was downtown in. a high-rise but it just they just they. look like they lived in it we look like. yeah we looked like we were staying in. one yeah Oh total our apartment look. like an apartment you stayed in theirs. look like one they lived in it was just. it was really it was always nice. beautiful like the fixtures I always. remember like fixtures are really fancy. like the sink handles were nice and and. we had always the ball you know the ball. house you know I mean that's just a. regular apartment [ __ ] but yeah and I. didn't know till I was older that he was. Jewish and uh when I had to learn what.

it was like oh I guess that's that's. what all that [ __ ] was I just thought. they were like a you know there's so. many forms of Christianity you don't. know any of them. you know I mean there's different. to this menu I just have this Catholic. there's a foul Hippolyta snake bow. metropolitan everything yeah margarita. yeah hazel there's so many different. levels I don't know any of them does. milk and margarita Kristin's yeah yeah. shout out to milk on margarita what was. that kid's name I like that glance I. think I like that video question stuff. that's so smart to get them to send in. video we have a lot of graders we have.

one more through one more sounds good. that was Beckett by the way gang bro. that's a great name you remember the. Beckett the Beckett card the Becca card. oh the Beckett card catalog that main. name that was so dope dude see median. wifey went up ten cents forty eight. cents more Oh exactly not trading it. yeah mark yeah you're not gonna get it. Andre where I had a Levin Andre we're. rookie cards eleven hangout yeah yeah. that's really sad pan al Shawn Kemp was. it was the second-most card I ever had. besides Jordan had Shawn Kemp's I loved.

Shawn Kemp that Don Russ card reason. he's like coming off of a dunk I think. oh dude any I know that picture yeah. it's like silver like around the edges. kind of yeah I had a I had so many Shawn. Kemp cards that at some point I was like. man Amaya Seattle fan like I didn't. really realize I was such a fanatic. about him first you can collect his sons. now he has a hole that he has enough. kids where you get a whole pack of a 36. yeah 36 and two of them are hard to get. for some reason I don't know I those. middle ones 96 must have been tough for. you Seattle Chicago I mean I grew up as.

a greatest basketball player of all time. so it was really not even argument to be. really yeah yeah who are you wearing in. this on the wall here that number five. is John Paxton. oh honey Paxson this one of the greatest. three-point shooters for the Bulls have. ever had although he doesn't get enough. love because Steve Kerr kind of gets all. the shine because of now his lineage in. basketball but Johnny P was incredible. man he was so good but yeah I love that. Johnny Paxson Jersey and I wore that to. a game and BJ Armstrong was here when we. were playing the Lakers and he and he. made eye contact with me anyone like.

this and and I and I and I was like I. ran up to him and I was like I'm such a. big fan and everybody around didn't know. who he was. yeah people had no idea who BJ Armstrong. was I was like it was so strange to be. with a guy that I thought was a legend a. legend and people didn't I just young. kids I don't think knew who that was. look at. I had the same BG Armstrong experience. at the gym I see him at the gym. sometimes I used to work it out at this. Equinox and uh and I would see him there. the first couple times I saw him like I. know this dude you know and every if.

you're a white guy you always want to. know tall black dudes you let's see you. just sick so you just know right away. yeah and you want to know him like I. don't know I feel special yeah yeah yeah. no this guy does things I can't do so. and then at some point I just remember. like holy [ __ ] that's BJ Armstrong yeah. he was so good yeah so fun to watch you. go say hi to him at the gym yeah said I. do I mean then after that he would kind. of just say hey or what was going on. chat briefly you know but I think Iowa. State was playing one time and I said he.

was watching the game but yeah it was a. chat a little bit about who was your. first celebrity but always nice. Michael Landon was supposed to come to. our town when I was growing up he did. never made it or there was a rumor that. he wasn't he never playing touchdown and. took off I don't know what happened. Skerton goes he supposed to come to the. fair to the camp to the parish fair but. uh it was the first celebrity that's a. great question maybe right when I got to. LA there was I was by that Andaz hotel.

right next to the Comedy Store and. Tracey Armstrong Tracey no hmm is he the. comedian Tracy Morgan Tracy Morgan was. arguing with the police and they're. trying to arrest him for something and. he goes there's a [ __ ] white man. running around with a butcher knife and. y'all here asking me questions really he. deflected everything to the fact that. there was a white man it probably was. running down the street that had said. something to him the police left they.

didn't go look for the guy eventually. whatever he was doing it didn't compare. to this world that he built of this. supposed man what a butcher looking for. the wrong person there's a butcher knife. reared a white boy running up and down. sunset I love Tracy read that. motherfucker's hilarious the first. celebrity that you saw he's the first. celebrity about Tom Selleck at the. airport no yeah my dad was like my dad. literally outlaw goes Tom Selleck.

I'm calling his name out Tom Selleck and. Tom kind of turned he went like hey. that's rude don't yell out my [ __ ]. name I mean my dad was like I was like I. know yeah he says I was very. embarrassing thanks for that [ __ ] but. the first actually the first one that I. said hello to was the mom from The. Wonder Years no way really I loved her I. got her autograph on a napkin in an ice. cream shop my mother didn't even know. who she was I was like mom that's the. mom from The Wonder Years and she was. like she had no idea and then she said.

my son really is a fan of yours and she. says oh my god it's so nice because she. was from Chicago she was back home and. not when they were in the middle of. shooting that show and I was she was she. was my TV mother. I love the wonder here so one of my. favorite shows yeah and I and she signed. a little napkin us and I still and I. still have it to this day she was so. nice and so sweet but she was like TV. mom yeah because she was like a. stay-at-home oh yeah she had all that. like my mom I never had a stay-at-home. mom she always had the stress of the mom. on her a little bit but like the love of. the husband like I want to do my best. but I got to kind of be here in the same.

house TV families were so right Oh. something about a man and it made us all. look up to those families man dude IRA I. had lunch with Fred Savage recently. breakfast oh you did have it yeah yeah I. met him he directed this thing that I. did one time in a he's the voice of. Honda he's you ever hear a Honda. commercial he is the voice of Honda. that's amazing yeah a really neat guy. yeah good he's a good dude good do it. very tiny though he's smaller than I. thought yeah he never grew up after that. show that show stunted his growth long. would you do yeah all right let's see.

that let I want to see this video I want. to see him that was my bad I got it I. got into the questioning this dude had a. quick question here from mr. Santino. that's cool how did you and a little. Dickie become tight it's a pretty cool. guy to know right now got with a lot of. influence and a really big name just. thought it was interesting y'all were. tight and wondered how how that came. about thanks a lot appreciate it. Gang Gang oh I like that high note at.

the end yeah I like this dude he's like. me if my mom met a black guy that's like. me really look he's also he's such a. podcast fan he's got on Rogen in the. background with Dan Soder maybe there's. something I couldn't tell who was it. kept going by so fast I couldn't see. no I don't know who that is that's I. don't know who that is I can't tell but. yeah shout out thanks for this dude no. yeah I'm doing a show with little Dickie. people don't know who that is a funny. rapper he come he's got a show that.

we're doing on FX that comes out in. March that's how we met we met cuz we're. doing the TV show together and he's a. funny dude man he wants to do comedy. more than rap but he doesn't want to do. stand-up but he wants to do comedic. television so I'll doing a live show no. we do have a scripted show oh wow yeah. for FX you said uh-huh and it's me and. him and a few other actors but a ton of. rappers are on it yg is on it. trippy red future there's a bunch of. people that make appearances mmm.

it's cool I mean it's good I hope I hope. it's gonna be good I never you never. know what TV shows it's so weird man. alright you should do more TV shows. might Nick maybe next year you really. should man how did you meet him though. when I read for the show when I read for. the show we met when I read for the show. I was in his name's Dave and uh he was. like he was I could you just wanna do. you want to read these lines or do you. just want to just [ __ ] around cuz I. think he hits they had shown him me and. you know he had either see me or. whatever and then yeah we just [ __ ].

around the whole time man we just made. up a fake scene scenario hmm and we just. had a great time and that it was just. it's good it's kinda he wants it to be. kind of like the rap a rappers version. of curb you know like do you like the. hip-hop version of curb how did you feel. when you're on set me to feel like a. good show yeah it was funny I just I. never know with TV you know what I mean. like TV you never know what you're. making you know I mean like and there's. also so much scrutiny and television. that I try to just make it do my best. and I distance myself from it yeah. because I don't the negativity and the. hate and people that talk [ __ ] about.

projects that you make I just don't want. to deal with it I don't like it like I. want to I make it and I push it away. like I usually never watch anything I do. that's too hard for me I don't like it. because then I'll get really critical. over what what I made and then I'll. start to agree with the hate do you. don't I mean oh yeah yeah yeah people. say something negative oh yeah that is. right I hate that too yeah it's like I. don't need to do that to myself like. there's no need to I do that sometimes. to drown myself in the thing that I. heard someone else being negative about. I need that [ __ ] yeah we don't need it. man yeah it just doesn't help it doesn't. help you know if you. means don't watch me don't talk to me.

don't like me I don't care if you don't. like me you don't think I'm funny or. whatever you don't like my [ __ ]. I don't [ __ ] care don't watch my [ __ ]. I don't need you to tell me to do. something else yeah just do something. else bro I just don't need it anymore so. yeah I hope it's good. I I wish for the best for the show and I. put it out and we put some good work. into it and hopefully I'm like I don't. think he's gonna be good I'm just not. good at that I'm not good at pretending. like I know do you know what I mean yeah. because every time I see you something. every time I respect that though at. least you're not [ __ ] yeah most. people would have say this is the best.

[ __ ] ever watch this [ __ ] and you're. like that's [ __ ] dog [ __ ] yeah. because I don't want to sell a lie like. is it good I think so I just I haven't. seen it that's the other thing is like. what's it called when will we see it. it's March 14th I think it's coming out. in March on FX and if right now it's. called Dave that's his first name Dave. but we don't know if they don't know if. they're gonna call it that yet but it's. great Jeff Shaffer is the EP of it he's. a guy who did the league launch of our. homies and he did curb this year. Jeff directed Curb Your Enthusiasm which.

I got to do an episode of that was. bananas. I got an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. coming out me and Larry David and JB. Smoove JB JB so funny the funniest like. are too funny like to a degree where. you're like this is unfair how funny he. is in a scene he was knockout. he wasn't even posed to be in it he just. kind of like they inserted him in. because he showed up mm-hmm and me and. him were just [ __ ] with Larry and. they like he loved it Wow he was eating. it up yeah he wasn't it just wasn't be. me and Larry getting in this argument. and JB was like he just poked in in the.

middle of the scene I think they had. been like go [ __ ] around because we had. gotten what we needed and he came in and. it changed the whole scene it was so. funny oh he's so funny minute yeah so. that was uh so yeah hopefully you know. hopefully uh the little Dickie show is. is a well received thing I just yeah I. don't know what TV coz I was being. honest with you it like they make you. promote the show right right that's a. good point too so you do want to promote. what's yours what you've been a part of. yeah so so like I'm I hope it's good and. I haven't seen it that's what people. also don't know is like when you shoot. [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] know.

I'm not sitting the Edit Bay I don't. know what it's gonna turn out to be yeah. and a lot of times you get scrutiny over. things and you're like that's not what. it was when I did it you know I mean. that's it's like I don't know what it. turned what it's gonna end up being it's. got to go through this. Willy Wonka machine of like yeah I mean. oh yeah that's a great point so so I. hope so but yeah you got to do these. press tours when you do those things. half the time you do them and they make. you feel like you're supposed to be like. a cheerleader it's like I don't want to. be I don't wanna be like it's the. greatest thing I've ever done I mean let. me tell you something Jimmy like I don't.

want to do that like I don't want to go. on Jimmy Kimmel and and play this like. hype card yeah it's hard to do cuz it's. just like I don't know it's no. disrespect to people that do it some. people are very good at that but like I. can't I couldn't I can't I can't do it. like I like it I hope it's good that's. all I can do like I'm dying up here was. the same thing you drove it and also you. know it's almost control over it like. you do your law you do your same as you. do your part yeah the only person that. has to really be concerned with that. stuff is Dave because it's his he wrote.

the show it's his show you know what I. mean like yeah yeah I mean if props to. him you know I mean like he put in a lot. of work on he cares a lot about the. project and I do too but I have his much. much less influence in control hmm I'm a. great puzzle piece in the in the grand. scheme so we'll see what we really need. to do is like you and me Bobby Cal and a. bunch of us goofballs we need to we. joked about making a movie or a TV show. we really should man we would have so. much fun then then it'd be no rules. everybody always says it nobody does it. but it's like how do we do it you know.

yeah we'd have to find what was what was. tangible like we have to find the thing. that's like like that we can hold on to. that we could really make something good. out of you know I mean yeah they can't. just be Bert showing his titties yeah. every scene although it is funny to have. him just walk into the scene show his. titties and then get out yeah I thought. wrestling I thought if we were all like. this shitty wrestling league yeah I. liked that I like but I think you get. pushback from people that don't like. wrestling that becomes like the whole. [ __ ] bro if they can't print let it. let us pretend that we're wrestlers I'm. saying yeah well I don't care I'll have. some whimsy man have some [ __ ] whims.

isn't that that's gonna be the phrase of. the day as is now man Andrew Santino. thank you so much thank you yeah good. luck on the new tour man thank you a Red. Rocket tour Red Rocket or people I'm. doing 21 cities go to Andrew Santino. calm and check all that out and. hopefully I'm coming close to you I'm. trying my best to get to as many cities. as I can that yeah man it Congrats on. all your hard work and all your success. this year I know it's been a big year. for you and. thank you baby. [Music].

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