Adam Devine | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #571

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and uh thank you for your support if you. choose to purchase one today's guest is. an actor he's a comedian he's a writer. um he's hell he was hit by a damn car uh. you know him from Workaholics and the. righteous gemstones he has his own. podcast with the guys from Workaholics. called this is important um it's always. a fun time with my friend Adam Divine. [Music].

and I will find a song I will. [Applause]. sing you just shower is it the uh is it. uh the rain that got you a little wet I. just showered unfortunately it looks. good on you I'm not I'm not afraid to. say it that wet look looks good on you. Theo you think yeah I'm not I ain't. lying let me see it pulled it up let me. get a gander at it well I don't know oh.

damn son. uh yeah just I could. just sorry no don't be I like it I. haven't heard it in a while I saw you. stretching a a little bit was that what. I saw yeah you did you got to stay. limber for all the sitting we're doing. I'm getting at the age now where uh I. can't sit for too long dude really yeah. that sucks what do you mean yeah just. sitting just [ __ ] bothers me it. bother yeah I you know I do notice um I.

thought about this like we're not. supposed to just be sitting around like. imagine if say you went in the woods. right yeah and you saw all the animals. are having fun yep right always there. always are yeah most of them are some of. them are beating killing there's some. yeah some some of them eating is fun. though yeah there most time fun yeah. yeah there's violence a lot of it's by. the streams M and so you know kind of. that's fun yeah it's fun if you're into. that yeah and I think most animals and. I'm also into water but if you're in but.

that's where things get violent is down. there oh [ __ ] that's what I'm saying is. I think Nature's a blast right yeah you. see it they're hurting the animals the. Woodpecker comes down he's like he makes. noise and people are like get the [ __ ]. out of here we want to sleep in but you. don't think for him that's kind of fun. though he just like wake up [ __ ]. yeah he's obviously been using or. whatever he's one of the animals that. got a hold of a bag somewhere absolutely. who else who else is rolling up like.

that so early just slamming their head. against the wall yeah and then taking. off yeah unless he's like Morse coding a. message from that Evans or from like. ACDC or something you know but you know. I'm sure every animal they all conjoin. ofely hate that mfer conjoin ofely I. think they are when they see unless one. person had to get up early for work and. then he's like guys I had to invite him. yeah and this we all started we started. to talk about this because of stretching.

well yeah I'm just saying so stretching. like is um oh you said sitting down yeah. so I'm just saying yeah I don't know if. we're supposed to be sitting down like. say if you went into nature yep and you. saw a bunch of animals they were doing. stuff scratching their backs on trees. eating berries and tickling each other. or whatever and then there's one animal. off to the side who's sitting in a chair. M and he's vaping or working on his. computer yep you'd be like that Anna. something's not right something's not. he's going to have some achy hips yeah.

cuz humans they weren't sitting back in. the day that's what I'm saying I mean. rocks they're they're not comfortable we. have all these we've made all these. comfy chairs get us all slaving yeah. right so that's that's what I I I live. in Orange County so I drove up here to. do this among some other things but I. drove up here and it's took like an hour. 40 minutes and I and then I get out of. my car and my hips are. like yeah my body starts to the top. starts to lean forward.

I my B my my top half of my body will. start to lean forward like that yeah. well do you know I my body fell apart. dude you know I was hit by a cement. truck when I was a kid were you really I. was dude I was and how full or was it. had it already a full cement truck no. way even if it wasn't a full cement. truck CU that's still [ __ ] up but it. was a full one dude full one's really. bad it was uh I think 32 tons something. like that oh my God yeah dude it's it. hit me I ran o over the like the first. yeah under the the wheels and then spit.

me out I flew 500 ft dude you're lying. mm truths oh my God what's the longest. field goal ever kick that's insane bring. that up yeah I probably I mean has to be. more than 5 no maybe not how long is the. 66 yards so quick math uh I think that's. a th000 feet quick math no what is that. for 188. 188t oh my God so that's like more than. double yeah wow oh my god wow what did.

you land in i i skitted up the like up. the street or down the street however it. goes and uh I I was hit in one County. and I landed in another County nuh. because the street was like the dividing. line between the counties still count. yeah still counts as as a cool factoid. of and is this the style you got hipop. what you get hipop yeah it it's a. similar style yeah so I got taken under. those Wheels those Peterbilts are nice. huh yeah that's a solid truck um and now. what happened were you cuz I have a.

friend who got hit by a train right and. he's doing not as funny U oh yeah I. agree yeah he was doing great he was. listening to I think a lot of Moret or. something walking with his headphones on. and and he's like isn't this ironic. yeah yeah well don't you think well cuz. it's like craziest listening to my song. getting hit by train craziest thing was. he'd been listening also to train. earlier see that would actually be.

ironic yeah but I think but it that joke. only works if he had been listening to. earlier yeah yeah yeah yeah we we we. dialed that one in yeah we did a good. job but yeah you believe that they're. noise cancelling and then you're like no. they're not that noise cancelling he. couldn't hear a train. coming that's and so that wild but it's. effective is all I'm saying those those. Heavens are effective yeah so you're. walking where are you when this happens. I was it was Omaha Nebraska and we were. going cross the uh Street to get candy.

or whatever and I mean true facts were. we were going to like we would steal. Pages out of Playboy or. Penthouse magazines and we were like you. know 12 11 11 and uh so that was our. move we would go there we'd rip out I. don't know why we didn't just steal the. magazine cuz the ripping sounds loud. it's it's way louder but in little kid. brain I I was like it's not as bad if we.

only steal a few pages that's fair like. it's we're we're going to get in less. trouble if we get caught right like I. got one page I only got a couple pages I. got like half a tit here Mom what it's. still a magazine it's just a magazine. you still have the rest yeah yeah and. they say they they buy it for the. Articles mom so I left the Articles so. uh we would do that and so my one friend. was across the street or my two friends. were across the street and they say come. on and I took that as Coast as clear.

Coast wasn't clear Theo yeah three. symmetrics are going up the hill as two. are coming down and I couldn't see the. other side of the street we it was like. suburbs or new houses were sprouting up. all over so three were coming up two. were coming down Heels come on I'm like. take his word for it walked out behind. the third cement truck boom bam hot damn. did you even have a second to see it or. you just lights out I don't remember it. this this is all what people have told. me my friend could have thrown me in. front of this truck for all I know but I.

don't I don't think so Danny Hendricks. did not try to murder me I don't think. so Danny yeah or. Dy or. d uh yeah so sounds like you may have to. me yeah maybe maybe I don't think so. he's a good guy but is he what does he. do now uh he I mean dude I don't know. what he does right now Danny Hendrick. there he is wow great job dude staffy. ninja helps with medical labs loc and. attract exceptional Talent so that's you.

know he's got a real job that's cool. he's got a nice smile yeah he does very. nice he a handsome guy he's got uh he. didn't have to put his smile back. together off of a street curb either. yeah that's true like I had to Cobble my. S back together but but uh yeah so from. that all those injuries I uh am now like. my body's just all [ __ ] up well how. long how long were you in the were you. in the hospital from it I was in for. like a month and a half but then I had.

like two dozen surgeries within a short. dude my legs are all [ __ ] up look at. this it looks like uncooked chicken can. I show you yeah does it gross you out. well it's okay I can see it okay wow. okay that's a real deal right there. that's a flat yeah that looks like some. uncooked chicken Meats damn homies got a. flat on there yeah and is that uh wow. can I touch that yeah yeah yeah touch. that oh my God that's magic it's very. really smooth right this is what like. like older ladies this is what they want. their skin not to look like but to feel.

like right touch it oh that's off-road. skin yeah but that's kind of smooth. right yeah touch that again I don't. think you're getting yeah let we touch. the underside of it get the underbelly. of it I can't feel that de Underside. tickles tickles me a little touch of it. um I can't feel that you can't really no. so a lot of nerve damage like was that. thing just hanging on what Happ cuz that. looks kind of rekindled like it looks. like this side isn't wow as bad that one. has a dip in it looks like yeah this is. cuz this is like the actual mus muscle.

and then it dips dips here oh my God you. know what reminds me of that body Wars. thing that comes to all the um the. exhibits you know body world I think. it's called body world I believe which. and it's also body world is pretty. incredible man it it's kind of. fascinating there's one where they. spliced a pregnant person you have. to okay oh you have to splice a pregnant. person that's a way to do a gender. reveal I think but the exhibit is set up. so that one starts at the skeletal.

system um it's an exhibition showcasing. human bodies that have been preserved. through a process called. plastination and dissected to display. bodily systems it opened in Tampa oh. which is I wouldn't have expected that. there's a tampas they allow a lot of. stuff yeah but it seems like a I mean it. seems like a thing that would that would. Sprout up in like Boston like some. Harvard people were like yo let's start. up this thing right you know.

Tampa doesn't feel like it should that's. a good point you know but they may have. won somebody won it in a lawsuit I think. it probably had to started in Florida. maybe based on legalities or something. yeah it was it was a divorce yeah yeah. like someone like well I'm I'm keeping. the exhibit so that idea we had I'm. keeping that and I'm I'm running with it. so the exhibit displays internal organs. and organic systems body stage and. active poses and fetuses in various. stages of development it opened in 1995.

guess when I was ran over Dude 1995. you're lying uh-uh oh my God maybe they. read about me in the paper we're like we. hey I have an idea yeah let's take this. show on the road let's take it on the. road dude yeah I thought I I wonder if I. I won't shut up about getting hit by a. symetric I hope I didn't hope I didn't. retell that story it's fascinating man. no I don't think so at all and here's a. little bit of real bodies the exhibit. and you just get to see the texture. that's what this reminds me of it you. have a very. kind of beef jerky from the knees down.

but smooth but smooth no it's nice it. it's it's not a hard jerky well it just. also seems M you seem strong thank you. thank you for saying do you think your. body had to your legs had to be stronger. after this because it was a ton of. physical like years and years and years. of physical therapy and what sucks now. dude is I'm back in the physical therapy. grind so it yeah whatever happened like. three years ago I was shooting this show. in Germany and I like was wiggling.

around and I like kicked my leg up and. uh like I was like Ping and something. pinked down here in my groin I was like. ah I got my balls popping out you know. like you have a hernia and like my. insides are oozing out not oozing out. they weren't so then it was just. something like got tweaked and then it. was just like bing bing bing bing and. the muscles all all got [ __ ] up and so. I I had two surgeries I was like it's my. hips I'm going to have so I got hip.

surgeries on each side it wasn't the. hips so it's been 3 years of like trying. to Cobble my body back together and I. was so [ __ ] up and I was so tight and. tense and I was getting these spasms I. went to the doctor the doctor one month. before my son was born was like you're. dying swear to God Theo he goes you have. stiff person syndrome which is a real. disease it sounds like a boner joke but. it is not and he's like you got stiff. person syndrome no and that. essentially the like average lifespan of.

someone with stiff person syndrome is. like five or six years oh and I was like. I'm dying I'm dying so for a solid. couple months I was like my my son is. just born I'm going to die and what are. you feeling like are you feeling like a. gingerbread cookie kind of style or like. how stiff are you at that point I I'm a. lot better now I was so stiff I couldn't. like I could I like I would move and. everything would go crack crack crack. crack crack crack CRA crack crack and it. hurts to just move at all and I would.

have these crazy spasms and like it. would in they would happen in my stomach. sometimes and it looks like I'm pregnant. like a little [ __ ] arm is is pushing. out it was wild bring some of that up. stiff person syndrome this is a real um. it's a real Seline Dion has it oh so. then so then uh I I go through all this. testing and then they were like you know. we don't think you have this we think. this is from your accident and I'm like. okay thank God I don't have this and.

then I go through another 6 months I'm. on the set of the righteous gemstones. I'm not getting any better in fact I'm. getting worse and I tell Danny I'm like. dude I have to dip I have to go see the. the stiff person Syndrome guy and it was. so scary because he's the guy that's. going to tell me if I actually have it. or not really and I'm there it's after. hours and uh they saw me special you. know and I just hear his little click. clack click clack of his old man doctor. shoes and he comes and he has those. eyebrows brows that are like wizard like.

yeah the eyebrows that like a bird will. land on one yeah absolutely and you know. if you have eyebrows like that you're. like you have wisdom right yeah. definitely if yeah people who trim their. eyebrows are obviously dumb as [ __ ]. you're. not yeah dude you you got to let those. things Sprout if you're lucky enough to. have some wiry brows and so he comes and. luckily he tells me I do not have it so. thank God but it was like a wild ride. where I'm like I think I'm dying now now. I'm like H it's from my accident it.

sucks but hopefully I can get better you. know so some of the mental fear is is. gone away because you got the verdict. and then I think from that some of the. physical has gotten a little better. because the mental because I'm not just. like cuz I wasn't sleeping I was. sleeping like three hours a night I was. just going online sitting on the toilet. watching Tik Tok videos of like people. with like that are like I'm living with. stiff person syndrome and it's I'm. living an okay life and you're like oh. this is I'm doing good it's like I'm.

doing good you're like somebody set me. on a counter so I can look at the. children or whatever yeah totally. totally you're like elf on a shelf dude. that's exactly what it was and I'm like. and it's I feel so bad for these people. and also in turn I'm like this is going. to be me dude I'm going to like my wife. is just going to have to like wheel me. into the living room as I watch my like. little son walk for the his first steps. you know I think it's going to go like. that but look it's not so that's been.

since I saw you last dude that's what. I've been doing and that's so stressful. I can imagine man I'm so sorry to go. through that dude that's unbelievable. and where you started like so that's why. I was stretching that's why used well. you can get dysplasia too that's one of. the things that um Al dogs get a lot. well a lot of Australian Shepherds get. it my friend Scott has an Australian uh. Shepherd people say I'm an Australian. Shepherd as a human I could see that a. little bit display refers to abnormal. development of growth of cells or. tissues which can be mild moderate or.

severe and can sometimes be a precursor. to cancer oh oh I didn't know that I. didn't know that I thought that was when. you're your your hips get all tight yeah. let's look at hip dysplasia yeah that's. what I was thinking hip dysplasia this. guy's trying to upsell us I thought that. was that always be like a kind of a cool. name for like a 90s hip-hop group yeah. out hip. displasia yeah hip displasia condition. where the hip joint does not develop. properly yeah um resulting in AB normal. fit between the ball and socket of the.

hip oh the exact cause of hip displ is. unknown but it may be related to. genetics yep uh position during. pregnancy and history of hip dysplasia. in a family don't have that thank god. god dude yeah now were there things were. you having to roll out your legs and. stuff like tell me some where I roll out. every day dude I have to roll out yeah I. I carry around like the ball the ball I. really [ __ ] with uh I. do uh acupuncture once a week I do body. work at least once a week I do a thing.

called functional patterns which is it. teaches you like how to stand proper. properly using weights and different. kind of things and then I do regular. Physical Therapy uh and and that's about. it right now but like and then I do. chiropractor that hooks me up with like. this machine that zaps you you know like. a t unit like a stem pads yeah but like. this is supposedly like the hot [ __ ]. machine that STS you even more uh I.

don't know even what it does but I'm. like doing everything so like right now. when I'm not currently working on a. project it's like five days a week all. week Physical Therapy every week. Physical Therapy type stuff. yeah man yeah that's like having another. child it's almost like having another. child it's like having to take care of. yourself like that is really extensive. it's so annoying and then like I might. do this movie and it shoots in South. Africa yeah and I'm like running around. and it's like an action sort of movie.

and I'm like oh am I going to [ __ ]. myself up again so now I'm like looking. at projects with little side eye going. like can I handle this [ __ ] yeah what. about a calm project yeah I need a nice. chill like but peeping Tom type of thing. oh if I could get a Peeping Tom gig dude. that's where I'd really shine on the. ladder yeah if I'm just perched up in a. in a tree but I have like a nice chair. like a deer stand you know and but it's. just me just like. ooing someone that'd be a good gig dude.

it's Sydney Sweeney or someone in it I. don't know or your. wife. yeah no look it's just acting yeah it's. just acting babe oh yeah if you got. January John's in there you got uh who. else can you a lot of people a lot of. people dude rear window that's a that's. a Hitchcock wasn't it rear window I. think so yeah that's rear window I think. was about butt stuff wasn't it that was. an early an early uh anal film one of.

the first anal films I think it was. about Pro T it was like a proctologist. it oh I didn't know a proctologist can't. get his act. [Laughter]. together um man that's so wild thanks. for sharing that dude when you were a. kid how long did it affect you like say. after the accident happened how long did. did like was it like a daily thing that. affected you probably oh for sure I I. couldn't walk for about 2 years years. and then but then 8th grade your homie.

played football uhh yep really yeah I. was so bad dude um but they were like. yeah he could play and then it was just. they made me an offensive. lineman. dude if you can't move I can't move it. was just like but I was pretty strong. from all the physical therapy go around. on it yeah don't hit me yeah just uh but. my mom my mom was like so worried about. me right so she put shin guards on me. and arm guards on me so I was hitting.

people. like you're like like a soccer fight. dude I would my dad was like take your. elbow and jam it underneath their their. chin so it's just me going like dck and. they're. like uh and I actually I was like kind. of decent like it. worked it worked you were the only guy. out there who was who was just [ __ ]. haing yeah yeah yeah what that's crazy. dude and the devilishness of your father.

to oh dude my dad's a dirty dog to guide. you like that yeah did uh my dad like I. don't know how your parents were but my. dad I remember as a kid uh I was getting. bullied you know a little bit I'm sure. dude yeah but before before the accident. before yeah it was I don't know it was. just like there was a bully right and. and my dad was like dude is does he uh. he picks on you is he a lot bigger than. you and I'm like he's way bigger than me. he was held back a grade so this guy was.

like a [ __ ] monster D and was in like. fourth DB he's held back held back he's. a big dummy just let the dumb go with. their friends let him go that's the. scary part when you keep you're like hey. this kid hold back and now he's going to. be now he's mad now he's angry because. everyone knows he's stupid he's angry. and dum yeah so now he's in my grade and. and he f f that's yeah I smell the blood. of Adam uh and then he is like picking. on me and my dad was.

like hit him as hard as you can in the. face and then run away he's like that. like try to knock him the [ __ ] out and. then he's bigger than you and I'm like. uhhuh he's like then get out of there. right so the next day I was like he was. picking on me and I just was like and I. punched him right in the nose did not. knock him out uh but he didn't attack he. cried like a [ __ ] yeah he did yeah and. then uh and then he and then I think I.

became his bully which in turn I've. actually heard I've told this story on. on my podcast this is important and I. told that story and then I found through. the grape vine that he thinks that I was. his bully he doesn't remember bullying. me he only remembers me bullying him. afterwards cuz afterwards I just took my. dad's advice so he was like talking [ __ ]. in class I just got out of a book and. hit him in the back of the head yeah. yeah and like he was talking [ __ ] at at. at the top of the stairs I [ __ ]. kicked him and he fell down the stairs.

dislocated his shoulder did he yeah dude. so I think I was like [ __ ] really. violent yeah it sounds like you don't. remember things correctly um it sounds. like you were I did it does a violent. guy and it does it does but I thought in. my head he's the aggressor Maybe not. maybe I'm a little piece of [ __ ] but I. thought I was in the right but I was. like I'm smaller so I have to be more. violent or else I'm gonna I'm gonna be. the one getting my ass kicked so we yeah.

that we had a kid at after school care. we went to a religious after school care. because it was they would donate it to. you if you prayed a lot or something so. my mom would get a couple prayers in and. then you got free care for the kids or. whatever good deal oh yeah so she was. hitting the um urinal or something no. it's not a urinal what is it where you. pray confessional right way way. different than. urinal yeah definitely definitely yeah. God I I hope this God please make this. piss come out right. I'm so sorry no it's okay dude um but.

yeah so um yeah she would put a she. would like make a bunch of deposits in. the confessional or whatever and then uh. they gave you free child care for the. after school right and we had this one. kid named jeep was his name he was named. after a vehicle right yeah so they named. him Jeep I was like well that's not how. it works but but my buddy Scott's Daddy. was like you know what if he's he's. being mean you go up on that upper deck. and uh hum a piece of concrete off at. him. and did you do that I don't remember if.

we did or not but I just remember that. advice being like that is aggressive. advice yeah yeah but yeah jeep was. problematic and he would body slam other. kids and stuff yeah it sucks dude yeah. so but everybody had a bully man um but. you talked about on a new podcast you. have a new podcast wait I know this with. um the guys from Workaholics you guys. started a new podcast that's right it's. not new we've been doing it a while now. but uh but did you reick it up or. something yeah we we've just we don't. promote it. so uh we've just been doing it in.

silence. in yeah no one knows about it uh it's. called this is important but it's yeah. me and the work hols guys it's super fun. yeah it's fun dude and what a way to. keep that thing alive what a way to keep. an experience alive yeah it's just a fun. way to get together it was during the. pandemic actually we started it and we. were like dude we never see each other. anymore we're bored let's just crank. this [ __ ] out and bring up a photo of. gang right there with the Pod yeah this.

important we're actually pitching a new. show together yeah so the boys might be. back dud that's so cool yeah we're yeah. we're what a great group you got with. too yeah and fun it's rare that a you. have a show right like work colics which. was such a hit and then you now get to. have an experience where you guys are. still kind of together even podcasting. right and with gemstones ending MH. what's it like when something like big. like that ends like what's it like when.

a project that you've done for a few. years ends like I know even just doing a. small movie that it was like the last. day it felt like the last day of school. and it was like and we weren't even we. were kind of close but it had only been. you know maybe 30 days but this is years. of your life what's that dude it's way. different like a movie doing movies is. so fun right like it's a black it's a. lot of work like way more work than. people think they they think it's all. Glitz and glamour it kind of sucks it's. a nightmare yeah it's a it really is a. nightmare it's a living you're up and.

you're down and you're up and you're. down you're almost like a zombie that. has to do some stuff I love it though I. I I love like putting all the little. pieces together and you feel like you're. the quarterback of a football team and. you know the whole crew is working. together and everybody's working for one. common goal uh but then when it's. RPS a movie you really only spent like a. two months together or however long and. so it's like saying goodbye and it's you. know it's it's difficult cuz you made. friends with some of these people but. then on a TV show it's years and years.

of your life yeah and and you really. form like real friendships with some of. these people so I like that better in. the way that you're like some of these. crew people I'm going to know for the. rest of my life and then uh it's just. nice to build a relationship so that's. what I love about TV and I'm like I'm. trying to pitch another show with the. work holic guys and working on a few. other projects that I hope I can get off. the ground um tvwise because it's nice.

just to have something that you can come. back to every year and grow with the. characters and you know have it Mor over. time like gemstone ending like that show. was a wild ride dude it got us through. the pandemic through a through two. strikes through all these ups and downs. all this turmoil it was nice to come. back and have this be you know kind of. home base and I know you just uh. recorded with Danny a couple weeks ago. yeah it was great oh isn't he the best. dude he's so great I was a little bit. nervous I wish I had just talked about. more regular stuff we talked about like.

some family stuff it was great it was. great you know you justed always kind of. have your DRS you know yeah yeah yeah. but I didn't know I had no clue what. he's going to be like there's not a ton. of stuff out there about him well he he. likes to be mysterious you know and it's. good he does a great job of it and he. was talking about how like by not having. social media and all that kind of stuff. it just keeps him it lets him have his. brain space for himself he's like you. have to have time to be kind of just. where your brain's not doing anything. you know and he's so good about like. doing what he does and not feel I think. it's so easy just to be like I have to.

be everywhere I have to be doing and I I. feel this way sometimes I'm like why. don't I have a a Snapchat presence like. [ __ ] snap who am I yeah I'm not I'm. not like a 14-year-old Tik Tok girl like. yeah you be a pedophile if you had one. yeah I don't need to be a pedophile I. just I just want to everyone's doing it. the it is Hollywood it's Hollywood man. uh yeah so he's and he's just the. coolest boss man he was so yeah you know.

you meet him and you're like I was the. same way you're a little on your heels. you're a little intimidated right. because he's such a presence and uh I. remember the first time I met him I was. it was at an. Afterparty uh for like this is the end. or something and we were doing a movie. that Seth Rogan produced game Overman. which I did with the workolic guys and. so we were there at the Afterparty and. I'm I was trying to smoke with Seth like. go toe-to-toe with him and I smoke weed.

I'm good at smoking weed I would say not. as good as Seth Rogan yeah he's yeah he. looks like part of a joint yes he looks. human joint and so I'm I'm so I'm like. in a [ __ ] days fully cross- faded and. also he doesn't drink but I do so I'm. like just guzzling vodka while still. trying to keep up with him and through. this you have stiff person syndrome so. you're this is pre stiff person this is. pre my stiff but out through this Cloud. emerges Danny McBride and he's on like.

my Mount Rushmore you know f a favorite. comedians and just seeing him walk up he. just has this everything that he says is. his character so it's like yeah it's. just him yeah and and uh I was like on. my heels and so I go you're Danny. McBride and he's like dude yeah I know. he's like hey man nice to meet you and. then I looked at him and I said you're a. bright shooting. star what like what the [ __ ] dude you're.

a bright shooting star I said I told him. you're a bright shooting star which I. think it's like a a Native American type. of thing it might be a Native American. but it's also like I think from uh. Boogie Nights or something and so I said. you're a bright shooting star and uh. he's like yeah okay man and I grabbed my. girlfriend at the time and I was like we. have to leave to and she was like I'm. having a good time why are we leaving. I'm like I just called Dana McBride a. bright shooting star yeah and she was. like you're right let's get out of.

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or click the link in the show. notes yeah he's just like I don't know. it's tough because you it's tough. because you want to impress him but you. also want to just learn about him there. was a lot of little stuff and to know. that he liked the directing side and the. thinking about and the program that he. that he thinks about that more than it. seems like he does probably the acting. side not as a judgment or anything. that's the stuff that he talked about. why he got into things that's the stuff. that he likes the most like he's like I.

won't really go back and watch things I. like to just be there in that moment. when things are trying to are chaotic. and how do we figure it out and I was. like wow that's kind of fascinating he's. a really smart guy he went to film. school first and like so he came into. the business wanting to be a writer and. a director and that's what I wanted to. do too and I remember telling my mom I'm. like I think I want to go to film school. that way I can learn the other side and. then put myself as the the lead in. projects and then I could have all the. creative control and my mom bless her.

heart was just like you're an actor just. go be an actor was like dunking on me a. little bit like okay dummy uh just go be. be the actor yeah you've already been by. a cement trck not push our luck here. okay yeah next all you need is a lumber. truck and it's a wrap dude yeah dude a. freaking Steam Roller dang dude so Jim. Stones is um but no yeah getting to see. him well it was funny cuz I went in the. lobby and he they were waiting in the in.

the front room and um they're like. Danny's here and we were trying to get. ready a little bit and uh just been a. long week and I go in there and he just. pretending that he's sleeping in the. chair is just so [ __ ] like kind of. something a kid would do you know he's. the best it was just so like you know. I've walked in there and had there's. been a hundred guests in there and never. once has one just pretended that they're. sleeping dude he he'll like when you're. on he likes to keep things like fun and. uh but he's also just like he's like a.

little rascal you know and so you'll be. shooting your side of a take right and. it's over his shoulder and he'll just. go yeah like as you're trying to act and. you're like what the like. dude and he's like the guy that'll break. the most oh yeah uh and I think it's. like to keep things light and also he. just thinks like he's such a good like. such a giver that what like he wants you.

to know that he thinks it's funny. so gave me a [ __ ] light a little light. that can do [ __ ] with it that's sick. that was great you need that honestly. yeah had like a little wiener laser or. whatever it was like you know they have. that light you can shine on somebody at. like a somebody who's given a conference. or whatever like a laser pointer yeah. and you shine it on him and and his dick. with it Social Security comes up and. rescues them or whatever so they get. shot or whatever yeah well um see. service I don't think Social Security is.

wrong actually Social Security. apparently tr's taking it out of. business whatever yeah there it's. nowhere to be found. so yeah dude it's just going to be your. grandma being like. what I need this to. survive here's a [ __ ] light. instead yeah that's what Social Security. is going to send you a gift each month. yeah you like hey we don't have money. anymore they they took that uh but. here's a [ __ ] light those days are over.

but yeah I mean maybe for some people. worth it what about this Leb and. NightLight we're going to give you. though yeah yeah this was it IT projects. five different dicks and I didn't know. that he didn't take me through all the. [ __ ] he showed me that one I mean I. feel like this is something that you. need to spend some time with you know I. feel like you got to dust that one off. and oh it a little bit I brought it to. Las Vegas with me this weekend and I was. even using it during some of the fights. I would lowkey people didn't know it oh. that's fun but like were some of the. fights you won and I'd flash a [ __ ] on. somebody I uh I'm sure you get weird.

gifts like this all the time I get weird. [ __ ] all constantly like where where. they I they want you to talk about it on. your podcast or they you know what I'm. saying uh I just got this G it was like. offensive there was this dildo company. or something like a sex toy company and. they sent me one that you it's to fit. over your dick so you have a bigger dick. it was called the little more and you. strap it onto your dick so your dick is. bigger and I'm like why why was I.

singled out as the as the guy a little. more yeah I think is this it maybe it. maybe yes you strap it on you put it. under your your nuts through a little. hole oh you put your nuts into it as. well yeah underneath so it can stay on. oh I see so you kind of put your nuts. through a hole and then it stays on top. stays on top so do you even need to use. your own not that I've tried it. on not that I know everything about it. and is it a 41 regular what size is it.

that's the only thing I'm asking it's a. 42 short it's stocky like me just a. short stocky little uh yeah that's exact. it was amazing I like a little more five. and a half inches that's so sad dude if. that's your little. more look hey you know I guess that. person would really need it like a smart. car of totally totally that's that's. something that your wife or girlfriend. gives you I like that that one sold out. I know yeah that one sold out they they. ran out of those they're like that means.

you have to have like a 4 in dig to then. and you want to rock up to five and and. yeah for like your wedding or whatever. yeah for a big event I wonder if I would. like you know I guess it's kind of nice. cuz then your wiener could not even have. to be erect you can kind of be soft as. long as you're able to fit the mold and. just rock this thing yeah that's good if. you're like you're you know you're a. little jet lagged you're a little tired. oh yeah I've been jet lagged for 20. years then yeah so and and then you know. you're you're like you don't really want.

to give it up but then you know these. women crawling all over you know oh my. God it's it's exhausting oh you got to. smash them just to keep them off the. ceiling fan you know for real I know I. know exactly what she. mean no dude I'm married I have a. one-year-old baby my wife is like please. stop touching me for for 18 more years. do not touch. me there we are. we're a beautiful family we're a. beautiful family wow dude that must be.

nice to have a beautiful family it is is. that a real picture that's a real yeah. that's our living room yeah y'all have a. boat yeah dude you're lying got our. boats dude oh my God that's what happens. when you have stiff person syndrome. you're like you know what I'm basically. a retiree now now I just stretch I do. like yoga in my backyard and then I take. boats out they just tie you to the front. like in that um What About Bob yeah yeah. I'm I'm I'm exactly like that um your.

character in um congratulations too on. your family thanks dude how soon after a. wife has one child do they want to is. there like isn't there a strategy there. that starts to come in like do we have. another one immediately do we hold off. yes you don't want to have an only child. I don't think we don't we want we want a. a two Banger uh the onew punch and I. think we we want to try to go fairly. soon you know just to to pound it out. once you're used to doing diapers I'm.

like let's keep this thing rolling I. know I know how to do wh I know how to. do this quick like you don't want to get. out of the diaper phase and then. suddenly you're like oh [ __ ] I got to do. this again you have to dust them off or. whatever like yeah well like how do I. even yeah what are we doing what are we. doing here dude uh yeah yeah I guess. that's true knock them all out we just. said Candace Owen's on and she has had. four kids in a row 1 2 three four she's. on her fourth child right now that's a. lot per year so it's just like oh that's. a lot yeah at that point you're kind of. running a Distillery it seems like yeah.

that's too much well I feel like it. finally got to the point that like my. wife is allowing me to touch her a. little bit like sometimes so then I know. if like we run it back and have another. kid then it's off the table for another. year yeah you know yeah so that that. sucks but it kind of fits so with your. gemstones character your your gem. Stone's character is now fully um a. homosexual male right that is right that. is right and what's that been like. what's that Journey been like have like.

how did you get did you my wife doesn't. love it okay she she's not super. attracted to that uh side that guy uh. yeah it was you know it was uh it kind. of seemed like it was going that way and. it was really fun to play like a. character that had like a secret you. know little secret to that uh I didn't. want to divulge so it was nice this. season I'm out I'm proud and I and I. could just like be yeah cuz I I don't.

know about you but I have like uh some. gay family members and when they finally. came out it was like they were they had. a new lease on life they just seemed. happier they like a new personality. emerged from their cocoon they're. they're they broke out of the hetro. shell and now they can just be. gay and uh so it was super fun to play. that dang yeah yeah and did you have to. PR did you have to like Channel any. specialty or special gay folks or do you.

call a gay that you or gay Pur did you. contact some other gay people did you. take like a small like a weekend retreat. or something is there any no I didn't. yeah there wasn't a lot of gay it wasn't. yeah it was mostly just acting I didn't. go on any gay Retreats not that I'm. opposed to it no just yeah I'm just. wondering did you and do you have to ask. like a is there like a. because like sometimes with the with. some black stuff if you want to use word.

you have to get a pass you have yeah you. you really need a lot of co-signers on. that yeah definitely a lot there' have. to be like a long list it was like all. these people said I could say it yeah. yeah but anyway yeah I was just. wondering do you have to get a gay pass. from an acting Guild or anything to play. no I think uh I just did it I hope I. hope I don't get in. trouble yeah [ __ ] now that you're kind. of airing it out I'm I'm a little bit. like did I do them dirty. uh but I don't think so I don't think so.

yeah I I have some gay friends and they. were like it's great it's fantastic yeah. uh because I think I walked the line of. of being a little flamboyant in moments. but then not in other moments as a gay. man uh yeah and as your character let's. bring his character up too here just so. we can get a gander at him as well I. also have been pulling some looks the. last couple years dude my Fashions are. on point yeah I think was it was not. shocking I don't think to people that.

your character could um mhm have this. going on yeah because there's also. there's always a surprise gay person in. a lot of religious families absolutely. and look at this look at that guy look. at that sex pot I mean that guy could be. seven or 41 that's ex exactly how. old this guy's been. [ __ ] this is unbelievable Toes that. this even exists yeah dude I know it was.

such a fun character to play you know. where I I channeled the the the. character was a lot of wristwork like I. I was I just do you because when you're. acting for me if I'm some if I'm not. playing like Adam demamp from. Workaholics was pretty similar to myself. just the more manic version of myself. you know uh so I didn't have to do a lot. but other characters I'm like he's. different than me I have to find. something where I can click in. physically I found like just doing.

different things with my hands I would. be able to channel him in ways that uh I. I that isn't me you know yeah I can. totally relate to that like sometimes. when you go to costumes for a uh a part. and you'll try on different ones and. then you'll put on like a certain outfit. or something that they have you in. you're like oh this is kind of it and. you start to feel a little bit different. or you'll like kind of like if you walk. around yourself a little differently you. strut around a little differently for me.

it was uh on gemstones I got I they gave. me these well I actually requested them. you know how like certain people will. wear glasses even though they don't have. anything wrong with their eyes it's like. it's like a fashion thing and so you put. put them on and just these I'll even do. right now well those are sunglasses that. you you just look cool oh you're saying. this any type of glasses just just like.

a regular glasses but okay um no window. glasses regular window glasses and put. them on uh Ju Just for like a fashion. sake oh yeah yeah I've done that yeah so. that to me when I put that on I like. became a different character like I was. like I had I was like doing a little bit. of a thing yeah I like that yeah and. that's how I morphed. into Kelvin jamstone well lot of there's. a lot of gay activity in nature as well. you know if they um Back To Nature dude.

by the stream they're either killing. each other or they're [ __ ] bring up. that they just had two humpback whales. if you can find that having sex and. they're both males so this is [ __ ] some. just saying. gemstones inspired them is not the only. people that are. finding themselves yeah right two male. humpback whales are seen mating off the. coast of Hawaii of course yeah obviously. oh dude I'm in Hawaii I'll [ __ ] anything. yeah when biologist Stephanie stack.

first saw the photographs of two humback. whales mating in the warm Waters Haw she. says her mind was completely blown when. I realized that it was two males it was. not what I was. expecting um I thought oh my gosh this. is incredible says this is the first. she's um a biologist at the Pacific. whale foundation in Maui which sounds. like a um something that doge is going. to bust soon um. says this is the first time humpback. whale sex has been documented she.

co-authored a paper about the rare. sighting in the journal Marine Mammal. science yeah elon's going to be like so. we've given $2 billion for gay whale. porn so and we only have one photo one. photo to to Pro if they if they had a. lot of. films that could make money on PornHub. then we'd keep it going but we got one. pick we got one it's not worth it you. can't even open up a only fans yeah that.

sucks dude ridiculous you know there's a. only fans I just saw this morning uh one. of the girls on Harry Potter started at. only fans yeah I mean I don't I don't. know uh her I don't know Potter's got. less hair on it that's all I'm saying. dude that's all I'm saying allegedly and. these are rumors I don't remember the. the girl's name it wasn't Hermione it. wasn't the the number one stunner oh but. Jessie cave Jessie cave her miny Jesse.

cave Harry Potter star Jesse cave says. she's now one only fans now and her. reason why is pretty understandable yeah. it's understandable I think she said she. wanted a new roof or something like she. was GNA do some home rods oh yeah yeah. which by the way I've done some home. rods it's expensive dude oh it's 50. racks for a roof it's probably 30 30. racks for a roof maybe yeah oh dude no I. just I just did it is 80. nuh-uh mhm 80 for a roof for my roof.

yeah how strong is it it's a really I. guess a really strong one Oh there's uh. what do they call those clay shells what. they call Three Little Pigs roofers we. used to have that group oh I don't know. yeah we didn't get that I wonder if I. could start an only fans just showing. off my calves oh yeah you know I only. got four toes nuh-uh fell off in the. bathtub homie after the accident after. the accident my dad was missing a a n or. something one of his little arms or. finger finger they call it little arms.

yeah little one the hand arms uh I got. hit by I got hit by a Trans Am when I. was a kid not to the effect of you with. the with Trans Am was was that have the. the firebird on it it was um silver. TransAm bring it up silver Trans Am. 19 I would say probably 85 put up an 85. Trans Am it had after well that's kind. of sick that's a cool car to get hit by. had aftermarket hood on it and Joe Dirt. was driving it and that's why you were. like I've got work with Spade I got. slammed right this sick dude I actually.

wouldn't I wouldn't mind owning that car. that [ __ ] was tough yeah that's a sick. car to get hit by but you have a cool. old car don't you no I used to have I. mean not even old it was like I just. didn't buy a new one I used to have a a. Camaro oh yeah that's what you had yeah. I had a but it was like 2010 yeah. there's my foot there's my foot that's. my foot my God and it's darker huh yeah. I think it was just the lighting my it's. it's pretty normal looking I mean normal. for my legs it looks fast yeah it looks. like those toes can grab something like.

I can reach out like you throw me a ball. and I yeah just just snag it out of the. air but they they can't catch things. they're just regular toes uh it fell it. fell out uh it fell off I've told this. on my podcast but um it fell off in the. bathtub when I was masturbating for one. of the first times in my life you're. lying seventh grade I was masturbating I. just learned that my penis did tricks. and I was playing with it and uh it fell. in the bathtub dude baby girl why yeah. yeah and what I don't understand how did.

it were you taking blood flow from that. area in your wind like what was. happening it was it was hanging on by a. thread and they said that it was either. going. to grow like attach and and it was going. to be fine or more than likely was so. shred. charred it was just going to flop off. and it was I mean this is gross but it. was maybe one of the first times I. ejaculate and I'm in this bathtub and. I'm like oh this is gross there's stuff. in here now I'm in this bathtub and then.

I see the toe go the little toe just. floating in the glunk no yeah and did. they meet up they were yeah they're. swimming together yeah yeah it was it. was pretty nasty kind of a nasty dude. you think that it would be able to help. it yeah you all of a sudden it just like. grows yeah all of a sudden it grows a. toenail um and then. all of a sudden it was like it turns. beautiful pink and I just reattach it.

click click uh I screamed out and then. my mom came in and it was like huh what. and I'm like My toe and then she's. trying to fish the toe out and I'm like. get out of here get out uh it was it was. wild to yeah did you tell your well now. your mom knows what happened have you. masturbated since then or no uh yeah a. few times a couple times yeah yeah I do. I do I'm not afraid to admit yeah yeah I. like it think it's normal I like it I. don't like it that I used to like it and.

now I'm like what are we doing yeah I. understand that and I get that and. that's how a normal man should be but. I'm like when I'm away like I you know. wife and kid at home now if I'm on the. road doing something I'm like Daddy's. alone you know some sweet treats time. for some hand magic they sto giving uh. lotion in hotels a lot of hotels they. don't have the lotion nearby really they. used have a small free thing of lotion. they used to always have the lotion now. the last few hotels I've been in nice.

hotels they don't have the lotion I. think too many people were jerking off. they were like trying to cut the jerk. off numbers they're trying to why wonder. if there's a shortage or something yeah. maybe it's probably Doge like what do we. do we're spending all this money on. lotion like no more we spent $4 billion. lotion how do we subsidize lotion. dude man the mainstream media is a big. machine I believe that that's conclusive. there's no more debating that they shape.

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admin Valor recovery. coaching.com thank you dude some of the. things Doge busted were insane though. yeah it is it is funny yeah one of them. was like $2 million to eliminate some of. the alphabet from like mosm Beek or. whatever it was like what isn't Doge a. meme coin I thought it was so it's funny. that it's also like we're we're going. with this for the name like whoever owns. the Dogecoin is probably kind of stoked. that they got they're getting all this.

Free Pub free publicity for sure because. they just started advertising it yeah. rockot dude um you know what I will say. this because um they need different. types of um because your gemstone. character his job is he's a youth pastor. yeah well now I think he's just uh he. runs like a sect of the church called. prism so it's very inclusive so like if. you're gay or non-binary or whatever. something someone who's been othered by.

Society you now can join prism and God's. light will shine through me and I shoot. the rainbow Onto You oo oo baby I love. that we need that we need like when I. was younger there's only like a couple. types of gay guys kind of there was like. or it just seemed like there was now we. need more like you know you need more. there's all different types yeah there's. all different types now I understand. what you're saying like when you're a. kid well you see on like movies and and.

stuff there's only like like a secret. gay guy yeah there's a secret like don't. tell and then like a g gay guy who's so. straight you're like he's not gay and. then the the most flamboyant man alive. yeah and then a woodpecker and then a. woodpecker yes yeah yeah a guy would. just come to yeah guy was like just. waking people up yeah will not shut up. about how gay they are yeah who keeps. just talking about Jessica Simpson all. the time they I mean if you were to pick. that would may be the last uh pop star.

that I was going to think you're going. to pull out of the. crate but yeah but I but now there's. like gay construction workers there's. gay like people that are archers yeah I. think they're always kind of was um but. now now you know now yeah now it's and. now you can even in church have a gay. section of church right you apparently. according to the righteous shones I. don't know if if other Church are doing. this I think they should they should. allow if there's just you know or maybe.

they don't have to make it exclusive or. inclus just make it but I don't even. think you need a section right that's a. thing yeah yeah yeah but now there's. more like yeah there's just more gay. people everywhere now and more common I. like to see even more like I would love. to see gay train conductor or that's. what my dad was really yeah he's a train. conductor nuh uhhuh uh yeah I think you. know what I'm sick of is you watch a. movie it's like if he hit my friend dude. I I mean now that you say it it it rings. a bell for me uh he uh he didn't hit.

your friend but he did they he has. murdered people really yeah with a train. with a train unal with a train uh yeah. he would say that you go you go he was. like it's so gross obviously and my. dad's so funny he's like yeah I tell you. what I'm like a little kid he's telling. me this story he's like hit a hobo yeah. and I'm like oh what and he's like yeah. and I'm and I'm like oh is he alive I'm. a little kid so I'm like is he alive and. he's like no looked underneath the train.

I'm like geez looks like ground beef I. was like we we could make Grill up some. burgers with this bum and I'm like geez. chill dude this is a human being who. wants a bum on a bun yeah yeah so he uh. yeah so he's murdered bum fights how. about bum with fries huh like like that. dude I can't believe Happy. Meal of very unhappy meal where was he. and what district was he hitting people.

in or what section of the country did he. even I think this was Iowa Nebraska. zones yeah so that's a good area to if. you if you know I feel like bums be. passing out on train tracks there that. if you were to think of like a. classic bums be sleeping on train tracks. that would is you think of that area. that's the realm yeah why do people it. amazes me that people get hit on train. track it's like that's that's the only. place you can be 5T away from there just. don't fall asleep there like why there I.

don't know I wonder if it's warm maybe. the tracks are they conduct some warms. because the trains go up and down them. maybe I would say just also maybe 15. feet away right right and maybe or and. cover yourself up you know how there's. usually rocks along the side just cover. yourself up with the Rocks yeah off to. the side right seems warm that seems War. I agree yeah look at this warm guy on of. these rocks huh yeah dude I think do you. think you would be a good homeless. person let me think for a. second I think you get the hang of it.

quick I think I would Commander an area. of a park that's what I would do I would. find a park stay in for a couple days. and see like an area where nobody really. goes see that's the that's the hard part. because in La there's people everywhere. you gotta you got to go you know and. maybe some of these fires were I mean I. don't know I'm not pointing blame but. like it would make sense I know if I was. a homeless guy I'd be up in them h man. be up in them Hills I'd be covered in. like coyote skins cuz I've I've I've.

gone on some hunts right and you're just. and then you have a little bonfire and. you're just roasting coyotes and stuff. for food y they call them roasting y. some yodis and then and then you maybe. have your own little like barbecue stand. but only for other homeless people and. they're like oh [ __ ] I got a roll up in. them Hills get some Ys get a Ys Burger. Ron's slinging Ys yeah Ron's got a fresh. batch of yod on the grill yeah so that's. kind of what I think I would I'd be. doing so you'd be highend homeless then.

cuz you're well I think if you're going. to be hom you want to be highend but. they're going to call the police. immediately poor people would just be. like oh there's a you know that's going. to be me in a week uh but rich people. like get this guy yeah get this guy out. of here but you have to be so up in the. hills they don't even know you're there. and you're and you're you know you're. killing y so you're like doing a service. like rich people don't want yots around. because they kill the dog they kill like. little dogs and stuff you could tell. them straight up hey I'm going to be. back behind your house I'll live back. there every now and then if you have.

some used berbery or whatever throw it. back there I think that's how you have. to do it because you don't want anyone. no one wants just someone living right. behind their house and they don't know. the guy like you want to be like hey. what's up hey what's up I'm Theo I'm. going to be living directly behind your. house I'm going to be on the lookout for. Ys y I'll be calling I'll be quiet I'll. fend off woodpeckers you'll sleep if you. got like a dirty blanket or something. that you don't want anymore throw toss. my way but I'm not asking for anything.

I'm not asking I'm just out here I'm. protecting your home honestly if you. hear somebody singing Jewel once in a. while that's me yes just singing These. Foolish. Games that yeah and also that's a. beautiful song so they might they might. do that I think there is a way to live. symbiotically with homeless people I. think the problem is in some districts. homeless people start to battle against. each other homeless territory can you. bring up some of that Homeless. territorial fights oh yeah there's.

straight Wars dude well there's uh a lot. of that um and there was a group of. homeless people that attacked a. Renaissance Fair one weekend really. guess and they they you couldn't tell. who's who like you don't know who who's. fighting who you're like either he's. Renaissance guy or he's homeless he's I. know he's covered in fur and eating a. turkey leg but that's either a turkey. leg or a Yol leg I'm not sure which one. it is Ys are thick hom that's all I'm. saying you got some thick yots in them. Hills let's go to this quora right there.

it says the top one it says do homeless. people ever get territorial oh yeah dude. um most hobos have a campsite tread. softly they know the area extremely well. and I've seen a couple of really. interesting alert systems alert systems. I've heard of some being trapped but. never encountered that. myself okay and I like that on this. forum we're we're bringing back the word. hobo because I don't think hobo is a. derogatory term in fact if I was. homeless you know how now you have to. say um there's like a new term for.

homeless it's called like unhoused. unhoused I think right uh I think Hobo's. better Hobo's like a fun like you think. you have a stick and a napack you're. riding the. rails yeah it's like a more fun term I. personally who's got a tangerine for. Danny yeah exactly exactly yeah that's. the kind of [ __ ] yeah oh God being a. hobo my buddy wrote on trains you jumped. train cars for a little while I think. that'd be fun to do he said one of the. problems is though this is one of the.

big mistakes that hobos make cuz our. hobos technically people that ride the. trains is that who it is that rings a. bell bring up hobos how do they travel. mostly my dad said that part of his job. was to go up walk up and down the trains. and kick them out and my dad was like. I'd let him sleep oh it's a good man. it's just crazy your Dad what's up. Dennis that your dad hit people with. trains and then you got hit by something. yeah um a hobo is a migrant worker in. the United States hobos Tramps and bums.

are generally regarded as. related but distinct a hobo travels and. is willing to work a [ __ ] travels but. avoid work impossible a bum neither. travels nor works yeah so yeah bums that. kind of you I mean you don't want to be. called a bum if they call you a bum. you're like offended I don't travel I. don't work I don't do anything a Hobo's. like hey I'm getting out there I'm. mixing it up I'm willing to work yeah. I'm willing to work willing to travel. yeah Will Travel but the hope I think. one of the things is a lot of them die.

in the train cars because they close the. door and they don't realize that they. can't unlock it from the inside yes and. it gets super hot or super cold uh yeah. and also my dad says sometimes there are. Grain cars and you can climb up and then. the grain is like open and you can climb. in and then you sink into the grain no. yeah so that they'll die that way too. two took your coat off stood in the. grain I don't know that song was that.

something you just made up like that. it's just a little more Jewel oh dude I. wish I knew more Jewel I wish I had a a. deeper knowledge of Jewel you know my. house was um just broken into the other. day dude what yeah my house was uh the. house we just saw the photo in with the. baby in the in the boat in the yard. different house different house I have I. have a house uh in Hollywood and uh yeah. they broke into my house in and out in. under eight minutes Pros that's a long8. minutes 8 minutes bang Adam Vine cops.

take a scary spill this is the second. part of this story okay so the so then I. get they rob my house and then I they. totally destroyed my security system by. the way security system didn't do [ __ ]. they dismantled it like that these guys. are Pros they just came in they cut some. wires it was done and. uh then they were gone so I'm like got. to redo my security system so I pay for. them to come and set up the whole thing. again and uh and then the cops come.

because the they didn't do it right the. alarm goes off I'm out of town so that. the cops come they're checking the. property this poor cop falls 15 or so. feet uh like trying to check out my. property breaks his arm no gun goes. flying baton goes in a. bush dude did they catch it's a gnarly. fall no so when the alarm goes off uh. there's no one there I get a call and. the cop's like hey do you mind if we. walk through your door is unlocked I'm.

like oh did I get robbed again for the. second time in two weeks and he's like. uh can I walk through your property so. I'm like sure uh he walks through I. don't get a call and then my neighbor. calls me and he's like hey is everything. okay he sends me a video of this I'll. show you later of this cop absolutely. eating [ __ ] I felt so bad for him also. like you don't want the cops to hate you. I'm like did he fall off of something. off of a ledge or something yeah so how. they broke into my house was what also.

where they were checking you can climb. up the side of this hill to get in my. bedroom and they like smashed a window. to get in but uh but the cops the when. they put the window back in my. contractor didn't lock my door like a. [ __ ] bone head right so like a hobo. like a true hobo move dude that's more. of a [ __ ] move yeah that is a [ __ ]. move d a [ __ ] move bomb move almost. almost I won't say that cuz that's too. offensive to my contractor but that was.

a [ __ ] Mo God why'd you do it yeah so. he and so the cop went what One Cop went. in the house didn't find anyone lurking. and then the other cop I guess he was. being a nice dude he was like I got some. mud on my shoes I don't want to uh [ __ ]. through this guy's home so he tries to. climb back down split Splat falls 15 ft. he gets up his arms kind of dangling. like this and the other cop is down. there he's like are you okay he doesn't. say you know when you're in a lot of.

pain you don't say a word like a lot of. like you make a sound that doesn't have. any sound yeah it's. like yeah and so he didn't say anything. and I was like oh this gu is he's not. feeling right [ __ ] yeah felt bad for the. poor guy and did the burglar steal a lot. of things that were important or no no. they I mean it was just like TVs and. [ __ ] not even they were like they were. like in and out in 8 minutes they stole. like my wife's purses and stuff which by. the way I didn't know how much purses. were I was a little offended that this.

woman has this many purses I was like oh. there's just a few purses and then she. told me how much purses cost I'm like. you got to stop buying purses Lady damn. you're not going to have anything to put. in the purses yeah exactly I'm like the. point of a purse is to hold the things. that are important but but evidently the. important thing is the outside I didn't. know that that's kind of crazy it's kind. of anomaly for what life is like or. whatever I don't know if anomaly is the. right word but that's unbelievable dude. yeah God yeah so it sucks it's second. time that house has been robbed I'm a. little bummed so I wonder if that's just.

happening more La do you hear your. neighbors and stuff talking about it or. not yeah so uh Blake in his neighborhood. has been a lot of Thieves in the midst. as well um they're saying it's like. gangs like gangs are are coming in and. they they like know their [ __ ] because. this these guys took my internet down. they like had an internet blocker so. they pulled up disconnected the internet. so that way the alarms won't go off or. anything yeah and so they uh well the. alarm would go off but the like ring. cameras went down so like well I didn't.

even know I didn't even know was robbed. until my Gardener was like cleaning and. was gardening and he was like Mr Adam uh. I don't think there should be a hole in. your window but it was right after those. big winds we had the uh El ninos oh God. Sant anas youve been through a lot and. uh I was like did a rock fly through the. window yeah what could have happened. yeah I was I was like yeah what what. flew through did an a mango did an. orange fly through this window was it a. run by frutin you know but it wasn't it.

was a a criminal organization in my home. yeah dude I wonder if they're tracking. people knowing when people are out of. town if they're like especially if. they're actors and stuff if they're. working at certain times or just yeah. maybe that's a brave move just to climb. up somebody's balcony and see what's. going on dude it was at. 821 p.m. like a time when people are out. walking dogs and stuff so yeah they were. home would have been home yeah just. chido Vera just had somebody pull up on. him you see that video he's a UFC.

fighter and he was working in his truck. this is pretty crazy professional UFC. fighter Cheto ver was working in his. truck as a man with what appears to be a. knife tried approaching him oh dude well. I mean first of all you see this guy. working on his truck he's got neck. tattoos yeah this dude pulls up pulls a. knife out right here look at that knife. [Music]. crazy oh he's so lucky he didn't get. shot in the back back like just like. murders Murder Town USA it shows you two. UFC guys that they're ready they think.

defense first dude he has a a shotgun. just laying on his front like that was. so easily grabbable yeah well that's. that's I mean you're ready you're ready. those UFC guys are ready dude if you. even [ __ ] whisper to them wrong you. hit the wrong octave during a secret and. those guys all ready they just all of a. sudden they just got like throwing stars. just like oh will remodel the way you. breathe dude you have to really you got. to be careful around those guys they're.

severe I feel like I couldn't I mean I I. own a gun it's so tucked away I would. never you got to put both legs down mhm. put like this MH if you're don't know if. it's really a strong Kickback have your. wife lean against your back like this. with her arm up yeah so it's a lot it's. a lot to do right but you guys are. prepared as a team then yeah and you got. to pop off I think if. somebody you know I don't know it's like. if somebody came in your room what would. you do say you wake up right you think. there's somebody in your room Adam yeah.

yeah yeah uh I would like to think I'm. ready ready to go Rumble good evening. what do you do well I was home my alarm. kept [ __ ] up because they when they. redid it they they [ __ ] up so it would. just go off which is terrifying and I'm. up there staying by myself and it was. like 1:00 a.m. I'm like trying to go to. sleep and all of a sudden the alarm goes. off after the burg in your house after. the burglar burglary and I I go hello.

yeah I like lower I like I like. lower I lower my voice I'm like sound. not like me I sound a little TR I I mean. it's so I'm like. hello I've got a gun I'm like I don't. have a gun I sound you sound like Peter. Griffin dude I've got a I've got a. gun Andy Lois yeah sound like a like a. guy who didn't make it on The Sopranos. like he auditioned but did not get cast.

I've got a gun I got a gun oh I'm doing. a bad dice hey watch out oh I got a. gun I'll shoot you the the bir you you. start playing that video from um from. Home Alone Oh yeah. yeah the bur you dirty. animals the J you're They're laughing so. hard in the other room the burglars yeah. they're still stealing all my [ __ ] just.

like this guy's good man we got to steal. from here more often um will you keep. will you keep a home um God you've had a. life riddled with things man yeah I. didn't realize that I'm riddled you've. had a lot of riddling going on will you. keep will you keep a home in Charleston. are you glad to be gone from Charleston. I'm I'm going to miss Charleston I wish. I would have bought a place there there. just so I had more of a reason to go. back all the time uh but and also not a.

lot of crime there so I probably would. have been safe um yeah have you been. have you spent any time in Charleston I. lived in Charleston for a while oh you. did yeah hitchhiked up there to chase a. girl that I was in love with that I. almost had almost didn't have to get a. cease and restraining or whatever but it. got close to you know just loitering. late at night okay that's okay there's a. little rear window situation we've all. went through some things right it was. College you you were practicing For an. upcoming role of a.

stalker what I was just this is act I'm. an actor I'm researching a. role like we haven't been we haven't. seen you in any roles is I know I'm only. 17 and I I'm not I've never acted. anything nor do I have a career how do. you expect me to get a roll I've got to. practice but that was um yeah I love it. there I mean it's amazing um yeah um um. Danny McBride said that you and uh Tony. would go and work out a lot over there. was that a real thing yeah we were he's.

like a [ __ ] true athlete he's got. like a real jawline mine mine like es. and flows yeah look he's all jacked and. look at that guy he's real jacked and. juicy uh I'm I'm less jacked and less. juicy but I do what's weird is we work. out to get we would work out together. all the time and his body morphed into. that and I I look like how I look like. you know like a regular guy yeah like a. guy yeah like just a guy you see and. you're like I bet he eats cheeseburgers. yeah hope that guy's okay yeah with me.

with me I think people are like yeah I. hope that guy's you know like you you. think I look like I'm not okay no I. think you seem like um like oh I hope. that guy's okay I'm trying to think of a. job that I would see say if I saw you oh. mailman son of uh son of mailman proud. proud son of a mailman who's trying to. make his father proud maale boy I like. that M boy uh I'm not offended yeah I'm. not offended by that okay no yeah I. think that's that's a a fair assessment.

of what I look like yeah I think I look. like where you're like ah maybe that guy. works out my neighbor hilariously saw me. she's like a the she's the daughter of. the people that live next door to me and. she's was like 22 and she saw me working. out in my garage sometimes I work out in. my garage and I my shirt off and uh she. she stopped and she goes oh hey and I'm. like hey how's it going and she goes wow. I didn't know you worked out. offended dude that's an offensive thing. to say to someone yeah yeah um so but I.

do yeah that's it's like if you show. somebody your wiener like a chick your. wiener like I didn't know you'd have a. wiener yeah like. whoa that's a yeah okay I think it's. fairly obvious that I would have one of. those yeah then I need to get some. different clothes I think or spruce up. yeah grow grow the facial hair out a. little down dude can you believe that. male is still a thing getting male can. you believe that right now as we talk. sometime today a man a grown man or.

grown woman that looks like me just. trying to make my father proud yeah that. looks like you I like that's what I'm. making my father proud he's like he's. going to see me delivering this mail and. he's gonna he's going to look at me and. be like look at this bright shooting. star he's GNA see me as Danny McBride at. that party walking through the cloud of. smoke you're a bright shooting star as I. as I'm just sliding some mail through a. slot uh yeah but can you believe.

somebody's going to do that today. instead of just emailing us and tell us. what they need to tell us M someone is. going to drive over to our house yeah. walk up there risk getting attacked by a. dog cuz that's their that's all they do. all day is Battle dogs dogs hate mail. men battle dogs battle senior citizens. and gangs that are like [ __ ] mail yeah. they're like give me that [ __ ] mail. by the way there's never anything good. in mail it's either like a. it's like oh I got to pay this thing. like they finally tracked me down or a. coupon or just a or just a coupon for a.

place you never want to go to yeah. they're like hey you want a car detail. drive two and a half hours to this place. and I'll give you $15 off you're like a. [ __ ] I don't know is that worth it I. feel like the gas is going to offset the. discounts but and there's even a lot of. the things now it's like are you. interested in foster care it's just like. the it used to just be like discounts on. avocados and stuff but now it's like the. mail has gotten really really crazy man. it's gotten pretty Rogue I feel like.

yeah for me it's all just like hey do. you want to buy your neighbor's house. yeah cuz it's all just like people going. like here here's a house in your. neighborhood that you can buy and I'm. like I already live in my neighborhood. I'm not trying to move three houses down. already live in this neighborhood dude. quit [ __ ] telling me about a house. that's nearby yeah you know that's so. true it's like if I'm living in a house. you would think you wouldn't come. advertised to me to buy a house next. like next door or like maybe go like hey.

do you want to live somewhere cooler. than like if you're it's kind of a. whatever neighborhood and you're like. you want to live in like a slightly. better neighborhood I'll think about it. yeah but it's like literally my. neighborhood you've done some fun things. man you got to do some wrestling. recently is that right oh did you see. that dude bring it up yeah dude I did. some [ __ ] choke slam a did a great. job I know I saw that right there right. Jim St star Adam Divine hits up aw W. look at this is this a stiff person I. don't think so Jack is that a stiff. person those jeans are hanging on yeah.

those jeans are hanging on by a thread. right there oh butt cheeks. kabo flexing with all my might flexing. with all my might you'd have been a good. wrestler man thank you for saying that. dude or a mailman uh look at this dude. now you guys all kind of look like Tony. right there I feel like you all giv a. lot of Tony cavalero energy right there. I got to get Tony in here soon yeah get. him in here he's a good he's a good guy. he's one of a kind man yeah he checks in. on me all like not all but every couple.

of months he'll check in and just say. hey what a sweetheart you know he's just. sweet man do you know him I know him. pretty decently yeah I do know him i'. I've really uh yeah he's an exceptional. guy MH he just he has a way of always. staying positive it seems like he's one. of those guys that uh that it's it's. nice I collect those guys like as my. friends I like have some people that. just hype you up you know cuz Adam Ray. is like that as well and Adam used to.

open up for me on the road all the time. and it was nice when you're on the road. to have someone you know you're kind of. like oh man we got to travel again today. yada yada to just have someone be like. how great is this how sick is this. theater like yes you need somebody to be. be the positive you're overwhelmed hype. you up and you're like yeah it is sick. look at look at us go get in here buddy. yeah I got guy like air K comes with me. oh yeah dude air amir's a positive Guy. Lee Kimbrell he comes through the.

Kentucky nightmare I think is his. nickname or something um Kentucky wolf. cat or something but he comes through. and they're both have good energy just. positive they're like let's go do. something's and I do too but it's like. yeah I just get like I feel like both. we're pretty positive guys you just got. to get ready for the show though it's. like you know it's like I spent a lot of. my time taking care of myself like. you're saying mhm stretching stretching. I'll get into town it's like yeah. stretching get an ice bath trying to. work out getting an i f with a you [ __ ]. with a cold plunge all of it dude me too.

I like a cal plung so nice what you keep. your cold Plunge at me I keep it right. at about 54 oo I'll do 10 minutes in. there 10 minutes I I keep it at 40 and. I'll do 3 to five oo 40 is baby baby. that's cold that's ice ice cold and I uh. really can't stay it's cold. outside that isn't that song just like. about like like or something was. allegedly about like tricking a girl in. a St oh that's you yeah there I am. that's your house yeah it's at my house.

yeah dude look that's a nice one huh. yeah renew they're they're they're great. dude are yeah renew cold plunges they're. pretty fantastic I got a blue cube one. that I keep in my garage up that they uh. a friend of mine made but they're both. um yeah they're they're great uh and. cold plug jeene it's the kind of thing. though that I wish now that I have it I. do it less I feel like I used to seek it. out oh really yeah now that it's there. I'm like I could get in it right now or.

I'll get in it later it'll be later yeah. you know what I should do I should just. crank the heat up on it because it's so. cold it's like you get it like your. joints like make it a hot bath in there. you think no just make it 52 or whatever. you know oh yeah I like doing that for. 10 minutes that for me sets me in a good. range you know um isn't it weird that. now we're like all about health and. fitness but it catches 10 years ago and. we were just like little scum buckets oh. God just out there I know myself I was. just like gargling with vodka just.

like oh dude just going for it just. every night were you drinking a lot I. drink yeah I would drink a lot wow where. were you drinking at well just like the. comedy club or whatever like back when I. was I mean maybe not 10 yeah maybe 10. years ago but like that's when. Workaholics was sort of peing so. probably you've been working for a long. time yeah like anything. yeah but anything like uh back when I. was in the comedy clubs all the time or. like when you're on the road all the.

time that's an easy place just cuz. you're in a new place and you're like. well let's go to the bar after the show. or whatever oh yeah that's for sure did. you guys drink at aew who' you guys. fight in aw did you fight because I saw. big Justice out there oh yeah I was I. was looking at the rizzler and I'm like. I might be able to take him you know I. saw him the other night yeah he's nine. years old rizzler everywhere dude oh I. think I offended these guys big Justice. and uh uh because I I said uh I didn't. even take a bite of the cookie and then. I said look at it at Big Justice.

eyes he's upset because I gave it three. booms without tasting it and I guess. you're supposed to give it five booms. what who has time to do five boom they. do they have all the time to do the. booms dude and I didn't know I I this. was at the Super Bowl I might have been. a few drinks deep for sure you're. touching the back of a child I'm. touching a child look at look at like my. my my face is hanging a little bit dude. this looks like literally a Christmas. card from Epstein's Island right here.

dude there's a [ __ ] there is a brave. Italian which some people would say like. kind of the mellin of Costco there's a. Costco mellin with a child okay yeah. which is his son yeah with okay that is. his son I believe so I believe so yeah. and then there's Adam to find who's had. a couple drinks Super Bowl yeah lurking. dude uh would you if you were I mean. real talk if you didn't know Epstein was. a creep and he invites you he's just a.

cool billionaire that you met at a party. uh and you're not getting any weird. Vibes he asks you he's like hey I got. this jet you want to come to my Island. you got nothing going on that week you'd. go to the island right yeah yeah I me. too when people are like the check the. logs I'm like not everybody because even. creeps got to take a day off like even. you're not [ __ ] the the kids every. day like. yeah that's a probably a seasonal or. like um yeah it's a special event for. it's like just when your dudes are there.

to party it's like but otherwise you. have to also have like regular people. come because here's the thing you have. to keep up the ruse that it's a regular. place where people go to have fun that's. what I think so that the guys who do go. and purv or the females that do go in. perv out there because it could have. been men and women that doing it I'm not. talking about the young people but the. adults they need to be able to trick. their spouse is and believing that they. go there like you've been there the one. time you know it's a chill place there's. coconuts there's coconuts and trees.

ukulele there's like that guy doing the. ukulele there's the fire dancers that. come out and. perform there's like a lot of young kids. whose parents aren't there do starting a. band or yeah they're just starting a. band yeah yeah they're just you know. this is getting dark yeah there's a. character yeah there's like a guy just. doing funny yeah it's just doing little. artwork where your like makes your nose. too big something that kind of offends. you but you're like it's funny right. everyone's like it's really funny and. you're like okay all right yeah all. right yeah you're right I I see that and.

I'm like I don't know about I don't. think all of them are creeps like for. sure some for for sure some are we. haven't gotten dude there there's no way. we're ever getting the real Epstein. files it's been redacted it's being. manipulated right now so much because. some of these politicians are probably. on it yeah they're on it and they're. like and even whether they were the ones. doing dastardly Deeds or not who knows I. don't know but you if your name is on it. like if if your name was on it you don't. want it out even if you didn't do.

anything wrong even though you were just. there sipping on the Smoothie just. having a fun afternoon on on this cool. Private Island yeah I haven't been on a. ton of private islands I would like to. go yeah I got invited to one one time I. think it was Lavar. Burton was it Lavar Burton yeah maybe. he's a reading Rainbo guy he's got a. private island does he do the um Virgin. Airlines or whatever no no that uh Lavar. Arington maybe no that is not his name. it's not Lavar even a little bit Richard.

Bron yes very much not Lavar but yeah. yeah yeah oh you went to you went there. no they were doing something he has an. island there were there was something. thing there and they um I somehow got. invited I oh SI it didn't seem like. something that was for me maybe I don't. know it seemed like um okay so maybe you. wouldn't go to Epstein Island maybe I. would be the one to get tricked but. here's the thing say you're at Epstein. Island and you notice things are weird. what do you then you just stay on the. tennis courts or whatever like what. would you do all weekend yeah you're. just like you you call yourself the. pickle ball King and you're just always.

just over there trying to not see some. [ __ ] both sides yeah yeah there's no one. to hit to because everyone's like. H this back dark room seems a lot of fun. um God yeah and also like the Diddy. white parties I'm glad I was never. during that Peak like I was I was. talking with my boys I was like dude if. we threw out a different vibe in the. Workaholics days when it was when it is. just peeking and that we get the invite. like hey do you want to go to the Diddy. party I'm going All White Everything.

well if Shamar Moore would would have. been one of the um one of the. Workaholics or if you'd have had like a. probably a more of a black cast remember. Urban cast member then you might and say. you there's then there's a chance was. more plugged in Eric Griffin was a. little bit more Griffin than Eric. absolutely then I think then yeah he. could have been invited and then if you. get there then what do you see they just. brought up druski in a thing did you see. that I did but he then came out he's. like dude I nothing to do with it it was. like in 2018 I was living in my mom's.

basement I'm like yeah that's probably. true but it's just crazy why but why. even let that leak you have to start. thinking if something gets leaked why. are they doing like cuz it's all some. manipulative tactic you know yeah and so. I don't know I mean who knows obviously. there's victims and and people were. doing desly things you never heard. anything about that when you were no I. did I you know I just wasn't cool like I. I I didn't get those invites I for sure. would have gone there and just like. kicked. it by the [ __ ] sh Co you know just.

just eating like you know they have like. a Seafood Tower you know this is a diddy. party you know there's like towers of. seafood so I'm just eating there eating. crab legs licking up the. butter they're like someone's triying to. tag me in to the or just covered in oil. like no you do that your legs you're. like I can't because of all the scars I. can't uh dick dick chopped off dick was. lopped off in the accident uh you do. that thing where you know how break.

dancers they start to do the break dance. but then they don't get going you know. that's that's what you do you're like oh. [ __ ] oh oh pull the hamy pull the ham me. right quick I can't get in the orgy yeah. dude that's why I would I would have. been like in The Vaping section on the. side of the orgy if they're like oh if. somebody gets hurt if a couple people. get hurt when you guys are going you're. deep on the bench it's like when they. put in the wall water guy from like to. make that three-point shot or they put. in the down Centum guy to make the. six-pointer or whatever they tell him. it's a six-pointer that's what I would.

have been in you're real deep on the. bench when you come but then you hit. that that money shot you're the hero. you're the hero of the whole party. people go crazy did you um did you get. to body slam big Justice did you see the. rizzler you fight him too I didn't fight. the rizzler no I and uh yeah I didn't I. didn't get to fight any of the children. which I was bummed I'm bu yeah cuz I'm. like someone needs to take these kids. down and and I'm about their size dude.

I'm not that uh but no I I got I only. choke slammed an adult male so that kind. of sucked but if you got the chance to. remodel the [ __ ] skeleton dude I love. this phrase remodel them or one of these. of one of these boom babies dude take. them down yeah did they who's got the. boom now right who's got the boom now. [ __ ] did they steal the boom uh did. they did they boom in front of you or. not there's a lot of booming they're. booming all over anywhere they go. They're booming dude have you not met. the boom guys I never I I met the.

rizzler the other night at dinner I saw. him oh dude that's dude he was drinking. Dr Pepper past 8:45 I'm like he's a wild. man yeah the I mean these kids are off. the rails uh but I like that that the. it's a new generation of superstars oh. there you are at Craigs uh a new. generation of Superstar children like. this used to be like Cory hay you know. right oh yeah he's the M Cen of time. yeah exactly uh but it seems like. they're not going off the rails we'll. find out here in 15 years if he's going.

to have like a a sad tale about his time. well how does it end yeah that's the. thing you have to look 10 years in the. future because he's a superstar dude he. does he does this maneuver people go. wild crazy it's his ah you know look. someone already beat you beat you to it. they knew exactly the internet. undefeated man you have a good idea it's. it's up there it's already they already. did it it's done yeah was there a movie. that you wanted that like well yeah the. rizzler I mean I'll tell you this he. definitely seemed like his grades were.

failing somebody's like his grades suck. that's what I heard oh really word word. at Craigs yeah. yeah word people were passing around. those pot pies they have at Craigs and. they're like hey before you take a bite. to that just know the rler [ __ ] suck. dude dude he had a little tattoo it said. [ __ ] social studies oh damn that's rough. that's a wild tat to have at that age so. obviously he's been going through a lot. you know he said he I said I said he. said this these lips haven't seen a. school lunch in two years that's what he.

said so obviously he's living high on. the hog dude I don't even know I I. thought he was mute because all I've. ever seen him do. is yeah yeah yeah you gotta it's the sh. he does too many things though kind of I. think I think I think it's just this. right and he's showing his jawline. that's what's kind of cool about him is. he doesn't have jaine but I like he's. just like I don't give a [ __ ] I got the. so come come at me it's like a good way.

to build up uh self-esteem you know for. for children that are out there some. people are saying he's young gra he's. the actual young gravy but you know. young gravy was at the wrestling event. too uhuh yeah the the young and young. gravy was at the Super Bowl where I was. also hanging out with big Justice oh so. that yeah I mean they're running in the. same circles dude they're running you. guys have the same menstrual cycle I. guess so yeah but that's crazy and but. here's here's the craziest part to me is. that big Justice isn't related to the.

rizzler so I thought they were brothers. dude I thought there were brothers these. are just two social media kids getting. together doing doing their their social. media things that dude years from now. there will be like um like these like. baseball card signing things where it'll. be like the rizzler um you and me will. be there that' be sick um water baby or. whatever some baby that survived on like. the um you know I think I'm going to do. a thing with tops to have a baseball. card really yeah you should I bet they.

they'll make a baseball card of you it's. kind of sick it's kind of cool it would. be kind of cool and then there's these. kids MD foodie boys everybody's been. watching them I like those MD foodie. boys I like them because they're so. sincere about like have you tried nachos. with jalapenos it's actually pretty good. yeah and let watch one I'm just a if I. had to choose it'd probably be like. pepperoni but I'm not a a big I'm not a. big I'm just a regular cheese guy I just. do cheese I don't I don't do I just do. cheese I don't really like pepperoni I.

I'll do pepperoni but same thing like. lot of are big pepperoni fans dude this. is the podcast and people love it and I. also love it they're just so sincere man. how can you not have a how can you was. there an age where you didn't like you. just didn't care it it's just you're. riled up you're riled up right now dude. i' I don't know if I've ever seen you. this riled don't understand it's like. you're the foodie boys but do what are. you talking about wao dude it's okay no. it's fine no I like it I like it I like.

it [ __ ] just [ __ ] irks me because do. talk about some food talk about some. ratoni or something talk about some um. see well this is the genius you start. off you start off they're little kids. right so they're starting off with like. hot dogs like what condiments you like. do you like on your cheeseburger what. condiments mostly condiment based now. now they're moving on to Pizza what. things do you like on your pizza and. then as they grow the the dishes get. more complex tiu or we're going to grow.

with them and and their flavor palets I. think that's I think that's what people. love and relate to because it's because. you're not going to them for an actual. like this is the Flav they're not like. chefs they're children so it's just kind. of funny to watch these kids sincerely. talk. about whether they like pepperoni on. their pizza or not got it yeah well I. just think. um yeah I just I don't know there's uh. yeah I guess am I hating on children now.

what am I doing you're right yeah it's. okay excited for them do soup or. something at least I want to see them. evolve a little SPO or something well. just a four minute conversation about if. pepperoni on but no information it's a. it's that's the thing it's astounding to. have four people and walk away from each. conversation they do with zero. information yeah at all yeah about I. understand what you're saying about food. at all yeah I understand what you're. saying but I I think I wish him luck.

yeah I think they're I mean they're. runaway successes I mean I'm sure people. look at my career and are like what is. he doing like this sucks right like why. doesn't he do XYZ I'm like I'm just. doing me baby there they are right now. but how does it end mcloven that kid. mcloven uh no name what's the one MCG. gdle is the middle one right chub perm. okay you have no name MCG griddle chub. perm yeah so that's also I think that's. a isn't that a trans wrestler it yeah it.

seems like it could be uh he's got a. he's got an earring he's he's kind of. the bad boy of the group which is kind. of sick they're basically they're the. New Kids on the um on the Block yeah. yeah uh did you ever have a an ear. piercing did you ever yeah had two of. them did you yeah I did too [ __ ] yeah. dude that [ __ ] was so fun dude it was we. were kind close up and you would still. for something in on days you need to. feel cool dude I would yeah I I try I I. wanted to get a guge I wanted to have. like I wanted to be that guy your.

characters had that have they I wanted I. wanted a lip piercing I wanted the whole. thing I wanted to be punk rock dude I. mean I'm [ __ ] I got an article start. tattoo oh you well you have a lot of um. you seem like you've been through a lot. yeah like a child of a vietn like a. Vietnam veteran somebody you you know. yeah I've I've I I went through I I am. happy to say I never went through like. you know how some kids were like oh I. went through an emo phase or I went. through like a goth phase I'm glad I. didn't go down like a weird path where.

you're like yeah I wore a lot of. fishnets in seventh grade or whatever uh. I'm glad I didn't do that I had like. small waves where yeah it would bleach. the tips of my hair right yeah I I got a. a a piercing uh you know in the left ear. you pierc your nipples or no no I never. did the nips you do the no I never did. that you never did that was a little. while for me that guy who did that was. starting to be he was doing a lot of. drugs and he was secretly probably. touching men in his car or whatever men. who wanted it yeah I uh I I had a friend.

not a friend a guy I knew in high school. uh not a friend not a friend rected okay. uh he pierc his his dick in high school. dude in high school and I know for a. fact he wasn't getting laid but he was. saying like how good it it's going to. like it's going to feel and he was. saying like it feels so good and I'm. like I know you're not getting late dude. we're both 16 17 years old I know that. and also what kind of piercer is seeing.

a 17 16-year-old boy and is like let me. I'll get I'll be the one to get in there. yeah it was the whole thing was bizarre. do you remember when the first guy. hooked up with a girl and then the next. weekend you guys all went out or. something he like suddenly had a condom. in his wallet or something or it was. like suddenly he was like he would be. like if the girls come let me talk to. him just like dude it was seventh and. eighth grade my one friend started. having sex with our other friend and it.

was Unreal and it was years dear God. years before the rest of us were. catching up and so he like immediately. went from like this kind of our he was. chub perm of our group and then so and. then suddenly he's got this Swagger to. him dude and there's no catching up yeah. there's no catching up mm-m yeah there's. nothing you can do to suddenly be in the. cool group and then like he was able to. talk to older guys now suddenly but it. was I'm still I'm still rollerblading.

you know like I'm not I'm still like hey. watch me backwards rollerblade is this. sick and they're like no dude we're now. having sex with girls and I'm like oh so. you don't want me you don't want to. watch me like [ __ ] swerve these cones. real quick with these hips he's like I'm. working on my hip movement right now. dude yeah yeah dude I was a little I was. a little blader I was. yeah that was a little bit of a face. dude what happen dude you're learning a. lot about me dude what happened to you.

there's so much that occurred dude well. I couldn't rollerblading was easier in. like eighth grade was easier for me to. do than a lot of other SK I couldn't I. couldn't skateboard like my friends were. skateboarding so I could rollerblade. because it was just a smoother movement. and easier on my joints yeah so it was I. was already like an old man thinking. about my joints in eth grade so it's. just me like wiggling my hips.

skateboarding behind my friends yeah mhm. oh yep um it wasn't that offensive you. don't have to be that disgusted by it. you're right and I'm were you wearing. knee pads and stuff no no dude I'm still. I'm still a bad boy yeah dude I'm still. like wearing [ __ ] chunky corduroy. pants and. and like a [ __ ] uh. uh a sick Metallica shirt with the. lightning bolts you know I'm still.

[ __ ] cool dude I still have like a. bow cut but my hair was was too like. still I have my hair is too like buoyant. so it would it just went like this dtin. oh yeah it was just like a little like. the tip of a dick it was like a little. [ __ ] just like a right here and I. could pull it I could pull the hair it. was so buoyant I could pull it and it. would go down to here dude and then you. release stand. go damn you had a beautiful thing going. on yeah I was I I was looking good in. the eighth grade man you've been through.

a lot man you've been through a lot dude. do you um do you will your stiffness is. it getting better is it getting worse do. you feel like over time it's getting. better it es and flows I have good days. and bad days but uh it is getting better. uh so I'm still hoping to oh to be in. Marvel uh if they give me a call I got a. lot of [ __ ] last time I came on here I. was like dunking on Marvel saying that. they ruined comedy movies because. everybody wants to watch these big. budget things dude people were very mad.

my agents were upset at me really since. you said that everyone in the world has. agreed with that exactly including a lot. of agencies it's like well look if we. can't get him in a Marvel Marvel movie. what are we going to do you know I mean. we've had a lot of great they were very. mad at me they were like uh don't don't. [ __ ] with Marvel like I cannot believe. you said that on that podcast I'm like I. wasn't dunking on Marvel dude I was just. saying I wish there were more comedies. but they don't make comedies anymore. because everyone wants to see a $200. million epic you know well if they if.

they need like mailman or something then. they'll Marvel will come thank God if. there's a mailman superhero I think I'm. the guy dude what superhero would making. your dad proud yeahuh yeah I I would be. someone that uh like an unexpected. superhero or they're like this guy is. not a superhero this Norm core little. [ __ ] boy smoothie man no soy boy yeah. soy boy there he is yeah little soy boy. there's so many Heroes now though it's.

like are these all heroes I feel we're. getting a little exhausted on the heroes. 100% yeah well even um a lot of people. are say uh who was it just came out and. said that they're not even it's hard to. even have independent projects these. days oh yeah I'm I'm TR director I'm. trying to get a few independent movies. off the ground right now yeah and it's. it's tough dude I didn't I I've never. done an independent movie I've always. done with a studio or with Netflix or. with someone like that someone with them. Deep Pockets how much budget do you need.

to make an independent movie though I'm. like I'm looking for like s to10 million. that's a lot of money yeah this is Mark. dupass right here he's made a lot of. great stuff he's made a lot of. independent movies time for a big. announcement oh for those of you who. know our company you know we love. risking our our money and making things. independently that the traditional. system would never make and we've done. it for for years with movies like the. puffy chair and the one I love and. safety not guaranteed and and. documentary series like ww country and. an evil genius and we're doing it in.

television now you know with with shows. like R4 and the creep tapes and Penelope. but the problem is these. Distributors value these things the way. they used to and honestly we're sick of. it and we know that you value these. things so we are going to be bringing. you our newest independently made TV. series The long long night directly to. you the audience members interesting the. link below or in our you guys did your. movie independently right yeah and you. guys put your own money up yeah boy.

okay uh well thanks dude yeah what's the. name of it do you have it's called bus. boys yeah bus boys sick so it's just. spade and I both worked as bus Boys in. Arizona Oh I thought you're both hit by. buses I was like this would have been. Kizmet oh man that would have been crazy. for all here right here gets paay in. here he just pops out behind the curtain. he's like I'm crippled a dolly that. moves you around uhhuh push. everywhere um so what's next your. family's growing do you take a little.

time off of work when did you guys. finish gemstones we finished a few. months ago like three month four months. ago uh and I've been just Dad mode right. now and I uh I have a movie in. development at Netflix I uh I'm selling. this show with the work of Holk skies I. got another show that I'm taking out wow. so it's a lot of like production like. pre-production stuff and you know how it. goes it's like we're going to make the. movie and I have like a couple movies. that are in development uh we're like. we're making the movie and then it takes.

years dude yeah years and you think it's. happening and it takes so long uh but. for me I love it I love doing it um but. yeah I I still have that itch of like. wanting to just get out there and get. something done right now and that's why. I do the podcast but with the workolic. guys this is important but I also miss. doing stand up dude I was going to say. would you consider going out in tourn. again it's such a that's such a grind. though once you have a family and you're.

acting and stuff like that I feel like. that's a tough grind well because it. used to be like a fun escape from the. grind of of producing and starring in TV. and movies because then you're you're. like well now I'm going to go on the. road with my boys and it's like a party. and we're going to go for a few months. and I'm going to do a ton of shows and. it'll be great it's like a little escape. from my regular life of acting and uh. and now like with the family I'm like I. just feel like a dastardly dog yeah your.

had a kid first of all which she I don't. know if she should have done or not. but she should have yeah I think she. should have yeah once she did that it. kind of puts you in the hot seat yeah. yeah and also like being. around that supposed to kind joke. but I was like blaming having any kid on. just her yeah it's what are you doing. having this [ __ ] kid huh yeah how. dare she actually she slipped that one. by me I just thought she was gaining. weight I'm like look at my plump little. Betty she's looking all sexy a little. round M look at look at her goat.

smuggling a little basketball in there. and then out came a kid dude it was wild. you just keep tickling her being like. hey hey she's like don't tickle me. something's going to pop out she's like. oh man she's having spasms in her belly. like I do looking like a little. handprint coming out just like me uh. yeah dude it is wild when she had it the. uh our our son Bo turned around when she. they pulled him out he looked right back. at me dude it was like it was like it. stopped my heart I was like they.

everyone says it's like a transformative. thing to see your son or daughter be. born but it stopped me dead in my track. he looked right at me like [ __ ] what. just happened like I've been all cooking. up warm inside and now I'm out here all. cold he turned around and was just like. like I'm the captain now yeah it's like. I I I steer this ship I Rise uhhuh wow. yeah it was it was pretty wild the. origin story of humans is pretty crazy. that you climb out of some woman's belly. dude it's like Greek mythology vagina. though well yeah some of them come out.

the belly actually no you were right you. were right cuz it came my wife had a. C-section so you were right the perverts. go out. the what I did you yeah I'm a little. freak like that dog I'm a little freak. like that scoot scoot scoot Scot dude. the it's a party who do not do not lick. all the way out that's what I did that's. what I did. I you're supposed to read the it says on. the wall in there do not lick on the way. out I know I read in like watch me [ __ ].

I'm gobbling I'm gobbling up the world. watch me whip yeah watch me neigh watch. me nigh neigh a almost I almost said at. the same time Adam Divine man the oon. thanks so much dude for hanging out so. fun I'm glad to see you be you're. physically doing okay your family's. growing um we got to keep making funs. you have to keep making funs up this was. one thing that I thought was really. exceptional that uh Danny McBride said. he goes you know I don't know if. Hollywood knew that they wanted East. because people always like why don't. make they make [ __ ] like East pan down.

anymore you always hear that kind of. stuff right and he's like nobody was. asking us for something like he's paning. down nobody was asking us for something. like uh vice principal it was like we. just made it and then said we know this. is funny and then they jump on it. because you can't expect them to think. of the next thing they're that's not. what they do any he didn't say that's. not what they anymore but that's what I. start to realize they don't have that. creative thing anymore that's our job. our job is to give them what we think is.

the funniest thing and that's what we. did with Workaholics and what we're. going to try to do with this new show if. we actually get to make it is. like you make what you think is the. funniest and what you and your friends. would laugh at and what you want to. see what you want to actually watch and. then hopefully other people get on board. and I you know I feel and I think you. have a finger on the pulse too is we. know what we like and it seems like a. lot of other people like what we like as.

well so that you know I think you just. have to make [ __ ] that you think is fun. and funny and what not even what other. people want to see because they don't. even know they want to see it until you. make it right so that's that's the thing. and that's a lot of things it's like if. you wait forever to get somebody to sign. off on your thing then it might it not. happen you just have to go and and try. and figure it out and investing in. yourself that's what I realized like if. I lose investing in myself I don't. really [ __ ] lose it's like and at.

least you did it and you had that. experience and you know the nuts and. bolts of creating something now so if. you decide to do it again you can go. this is what I would change this is what. I would do differently uh and also the. like like uh with people making. something that they think other people. would want to see that's where you lose. when you start to go I I know that they. want to see this type of show like this. is what's selling or this is what yeah.

you know I think that's when you get in. a little trouble like make what you want. to. make and then hopefully that'll catch on. because as soon as you go start to like. go down the path then it's derivative. and people are like didn't we already. see this show we've already done this. then you're just kind of follow yeah. then you're just a follower yeah you. know but yeah it's tough it's tough It's. to figure it out and obviously you and I. are we're speaking from a place where. you know we can afford to try and make a. project so it's like you know not trying. to sound um like knowing that there's.

not a barrier to entry it at for uh. regular folks it's low not that huge I. agree I agree it's so different now that. you can get a camera you can get a phone. you can figure something out yourself. how to make things you know well it it. was like when we did workaholic not to. just keep harping on this [ __ ] but there. this is my experience is when we did. Workaholics it was the the barrier of. Entry had just lowered it used to be. like to make something like that it was. $100,000 to make you know to even make a.

short film uh or $50,000 or whatever and. everyone had to put it on credit cards. and like to try to make something that. maybe would work and you had to slurp. off some producer somewhere you would. have to you're constantly gobbling yeah. you're constantly gobbling and someone. want you to use silverware when you blow. them or whatever I'm like how rich is. this guy whatever my God [ __ ] pour. some gray p on that [ __ ] and do do some. gobbles uh but now you know it's just it. was just like a camera and some lights. and we were able to shoot something that.

Comedy Central was like what you doing. over there you know yeah yeah it's. interesting I don't know I'm trying to. sound inspirational to people um yeah me. too I feel like it's a lot of word salad. for me sometimes but uh yeah I'm just. trying to be a [ __ ]. inspiration I think you are dude. Survivor of cement truck uhhuh you know. the guys fought in the. aew uh the fourth season of righteous. gemstones going on right now new.

projects in the works the podcast you. can lock in listen to Adam have ideas. think about things share everyday stuff. on his life um with uh some of the stars. and um Yep this is important Anders. Blake Kyle new yeah he's been off the. he's been. directing uh Happy Gilmore too so that. that [ __ ] is busy too busy for the pod. must be nice K must be nice um Adam. thanks so much for hanging out dude best. of luck man good to see you you too.

that's fun man yeah now I'm just. floating on the breeze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my bones. but it's going to take.