A Whole Lotta Life | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #194
here we are here we are you know I hope. you're well I hope you're well and man. I'm just I'm just an egomaniac with a. inferiority complex somebody said that. once and man I've worn that ever since. like a I think when I heard that thing. it fit my ears like a just like a damn. comfortable shirt man I'm an egomaniac.
with an inferiority complex. yeah she's got she's been bring a man to. his knees. Bishop gun right here you never see your.
common that's how I know. [Music]. the devil has Obama. [Music]. well mr. Johnson news cuz it's not her. pulse in the Delta Delta baby said ma'am. if you don't mind would you tune this. guitar for me well [ __ ] [ __ ] soon and.
she broke his heart. [Music]. [Music].
temptation anything that's a good one. that's a good one there and you can. listen to the rest of that one that is. Bishop Gunn and that's their song devil. is a woman and yeah man is the devil a.
woman. there are things male and female I find. that they are I like to think if you. think about the devil being a because. the devil is that it's a it's the. temptation you know the devil you could. feel your train just my train will be on. the tracks man I'm cruising you know. doing good things for myself waving at a. neighbor having a milk having a fresh. milk you know doing nothing bad nothing. I see maybe a bowl of caramels or.
weathers originals I pass them up I'm. good I'm good baby I'm cool I'll go for. a run I go for a jog you know I'll wave. it a neighbor pet a puppy you know. tickle a buck tickle tickle a dove and. then suddenly my train the tracks they. roll right past that temptation station. and the Satan's little cat house right. there and my brakes they I don't even. put the brakes on but they put. themselves on.
my brakes don't put them like who's. running the brakes and that's a. temptation man temptation is such a. dangerous it's such a dangerous little. microwave isn't it because it looks warm. in there it looks fun it's lit up you. open that microwave it looks lit up in. there and then you walk in there the. door closes the star things start. cooking the floor starts spinning around.
in a circle you got all that your loved. ones are looking in at the window a. temptation man at a beta it'll beta and. the middle damn date chip run next thing. you know you're trapped into a. relationship with the devil and that is. devil as a woman by Bishop Gunn and they. have their festival coming up I know in. Natchez Mississippi next weekend not.
this weekend but I believe the 11th is. the date I don't know if I'm gonna be. there I'm gonna try to get there but I'm. also gonna try to get some rest and but. it's a bit of gunk crawfish boil they do. it this is a second year they've done it. and I'm just so proud of them you know. they're to me they're like a southern. Aerosmith and you know the drummer some. people don't know I've told the story. before I'll tell it fast the drum race. to work with his father his father had a. farm over there and the along the. Mississippi Louisiana border and I used.
to work on the farm in the summertime. and his dad you know his dad really. cared about me when I didn't have. someone to care about me sometimes or. just his dad was a man a male presence. that was around that I could that just. let me that let me feel okay around him. you know that didn't really judge me and. just let me feel okay and uh and we were. friends for years and his father passed. away from addiction and the son who I've.
known since he was probably - he was. he's been in some bands over the years. and I didn't you know somebody says. they're a drummer for a couple years. you're like damn they they're like yeah. I'm in a band. and you're like well damn he's doing. drugs you know but he stayed with those. sticks and this dude will [ __ ] put a. tambourine out of business brother this. young fella can play the drums and they. got a they have an amazing band and and.
now he's in this band Bishop gun and and. it's just been a blessing to see my. friend's son get to live out some of his. dreams anyway what's going on I'm back I. was in West Palm this weekend I want to. announce these tour dates oh wait I just. did announce him we'll put that at the. beginning let me announce him now I'll. announce him now so we don't have to. edit anything in here just some new Dark. Arts we got some new Dark Arts tour. dates some of the cities now if you've. come to the show you know a year ago.
some of the materials going to be the. same has changed some new stories but. it's just some places we didn't get to. see everybody there so I'll be going to. Vancouver Seattle Portland Boise San. Antonio Austin Tulsa Oklahoma City those. are all in June then I'll be going in. August to Sakura mento Las Vegas Memphis.
Atlanta Louisville Biloxi Sayreville New. Jersey over there at the Starland. Ballroom bethlehem PA where the Lord was. born baby over there at the sands. Bethlehem Event Center Oxon Hill. Maryland have you tired of getting. gunned down over there in DC or or you. know getting stuck in a traffic for them. busy libraries you go over to oxen Hill. Cleveland Ohio and I am so excited about.
that one Indianapolis I'm excited about. that one Grand Rapids Detroit Milwaukee. and Madison and those are in August and. October and there's going to be some. more dates in the south that are added. but I don't know when just yet all those. tickets go on sale Tuesday this Tuesday. which is the 30th I guess April 30th at. 10 a.m. local time. and the presale code is onward so no one.
else is gonna have access to these. tickets. except our listeners and people that uh. and we'll probably put a swipe up on. social media but that's going to be it. so you'll be able to get access to these. tickets and and and I'm excited you know. I love the show that I'm able to do. right now and it's business been a blast. I mean it's been a blast man and so. those are the cities and thank you so.
much for your patience and I'm excited. you know I'm excited I was in West Palm. this weekend you I got to meet riff raff. Jody high roller that frickin that the. Tanger a tangerine tiger you know what. I'm talking about that raspberry Ralph. Waldo sinner son you feel me man. riff-raff in R Afghanistan and if you. don't know the man I'm took him up Dale.
damn Tony with that million-dollar. mullet I mean this guy's got a mullet. that'll it'll make George Washington's. butt sweat you know he got that thing. who it is just that's just got so many. waves in it when he walks by the ocean. you could hear the water get jealous. and he invited me into his uh multimedia. complex over there him and his boy Mike. and man it was something special you.
know I know of him through Simon Rex and. I knew of him just you know growing up. and seeing his wildness he's a unique. character he's that Armageddon ostridge. he's a rare in Ponemah they don't have a. lot like him Jody high roller. they call him and he invited me to his. home and we did an episode we did a. podcast episode and it's crazy because I. remember two years ago thinking man it. would be I remember he and I messaged on. Instagram and I was like what I was so.
just man I would be crazy if one day I. got to enter an interview and talk with. him just talk with him chop it up and. here I was. you know getting to live out kind of. like a little dream getting to live out. a special moment and he's a special guy. you know he's very artistic and very. unique and and it was just I'm glad I. got to do it it was fun it was it was a. lot of things but you'll see you know we.
really chopped it up and talked about. the past and talked about life and we. broke it down town who else we had that. the shows were good dude they had a. [ __ ] wasted guy which show was a. Saturday Late Show it's dude I don't. sunglasses he had his feet up on the. table he I don't know it almost seemed. like he had been you know in prehistoric. times he'd frozen up and then enough.
global warming or just a natural local. Sun or just a couple of [ __ ] brave. dudes with some pickaxes that finally. you know got him out of that that ice. block that ice block time locked that. mother nature had put him in that cold. coffin frozenness and let him loose you. know and he this dude was an animal yes. sometimes he'd have sunglasses on and he. would take him off he was yelling the.
jokes in the middle he was I mean he. really almost he a lot of people. complained about him he was a real real. piece of [ __ ] dirty work man. Nesta and that's Satan baby right on. your shoulder what is that nothing know. that Satan boy less Satan it was a. special time man it was a special. weekend it was a special weekend you. know I enjoyed it I was grateful that.
everybody came out thank you guys for. coming out thank you guys so much for. coming out it really really meant a lot. and Florida is a unique place if you. ever been to Florida then then you. should go you should go dude everything. looks smokeable when you write when you. get there out the airport you're driving. around and everything in Florida looks. like you could roll it up and smoke it. or put it in a piping and change your. change your brain cartography I mean. it's you could do some some remapping of.
your interior avenues because everything. in uh in South Florida looks smokeable. man this fella from my old neighborhood. came out this dude dick Dickie Van Zandt. came out Richard was his you know isn't. god-given name but they call him Dickie. and in Van Zandt I don't was his natural. name I think was Van Zandt Van Van. Zant's him but eventually you know you. get a nickname sometimes from people in.
an area and over there on Magee Street. in Covington off Ali Road where I you. know sprout it up and this dude he you. know something happened to him I don't. know if he got you know he had some. issues and was you know he had that. thing in his neck where you get that. hole in your neck from smoking or. drinking chemicals sometimes people. drink a [ __ ] you know half a can of. gasoline and next thing you know they. got to talk through that you know you.
know they're half of a [ __ ] flute I. mean they put a hole right by their. heart and that you you know they're a. damn they're a wind section of an. orchestra but dvz came out man he got. that smokers hole you know I think from. smoking too many cigars you know and he. could do this trick even did it. he'll swallowed a marble and pop it out. of his throat you know showed a kid. surprised the boy that his soffit Geel.
David Blaine boy just BAM and he [ __ ]. pop it right out it's like winning the. marble lottery and he can do it with a. couple things to maybe you think he. stole your wife red and wet wedding ring. he did it on one couple where he said. hey let me see your wife's wedding ring. and the guy's like alright he swallows. it and the dudes like what the hell man. you know a thing cost me half a year's. salary and then before the guy can punch. him he pulls it out of his throat and. makes them realize they love each other.
still and that's. power really of the human body right. there in the human spirit so good to see. you D man it was nice bro. it was nice man I miss being young man I. miss it you know I got to see my little. nephews I saw him last week and they. were taught they wanted to play sports. in the street and they collect him bait. they show me their back they're better. football cards and just the excitement. of when everything is new in the world.
you know that's one thing I miss. remember when every when regular things. were temptation and you mill around long. enough and then the only person the only. thing that the only you know you've seen. everything enough you've collected. enough basketball card and you know. you've you know you've watched enough. you you know you you've gone to the. beach enough times and you've you know. touch the the nipples of enough ladies.
or kissed enough women or or and then. the only temptations around is that it's. this it's really the dark arts at that. point you know the only person that's. still stirring the bowl with the wooden. spoon and you look at the hand you see. that it's got dark nail polish on it and. that's the devil man he's the only one. who's still tempting he's still stirring.
you dirty like that so you got to find. those inner temptations you know that's. what I have to find anyway I got to find. you know you got to fight the dark arts. man and I've uh and I'm grateful to see. it these at the shows a lot of people. come I mean the lady told me the other. day they had a beautiful ladies the. manager there at the West Palm Beach. Club. and the club I don't know from from.
audience experience what the audience. experience was like but the manager. hard-working woman and and I was I. talking about man I said I'm a. temptation anyway she told me oh yes she. told me after one of the show she said. hey at the end of the weekend could we. got done one thirty one thirty we left. the club after doing meet-and-greets and. uh and just meeting everybody that.
wanted to wait she said yeah you have. one of the nicest audiences that that. we've ever had wow that's so cool I said. yeah you know I'm lucky to be part of a. neat group that's what I told her so you. know we do we got a good group we got a. good group except for that one that dark. angel that was out there. this dude was [ __ ] doing lines of his. grandfather's dandruff boy that guy was. [ __ ] built up he was built up on. false stilts doing on that dust on that.
like you gotta [ __ ] like you got a. woodpecker living in you. um what else what's going on oh I'll say. this man had a young guy that came Oh an. engagement and engagement I'll put it on. the YouTube I'll send Nick the video a. man came and I can't remember his name I. thought it was Ryan but I could be wrong.
he came and he said and he got engaged. to his wife afterwards after the show so. after the first show I've been doing. meet-and-greet where I can meet about 50. people because if we meet everybody. after the first show and then the second. show gets delayed till you know it can. be two hours so we have to limit the. number of people and then after the. second show I'll do a meet-and-greet and. then meet anybody else that wants to. wait that wants to wait it just takes a.
while so no people been asking me about. it but it's just the only fair way that. I can think to do it right now because I. can't have the second show start you. know two hours late it needs to try to. start on time and we started at a half. hour late on each show this week but. anyway but you guys won't care about. that only I care about it you know. moisés bothering myself with with myself.
but a guy got engaged man this is the. second time I've seen and I was in. Boston and a guy and his girlfriend. walking around all day and he took a. knee right there in front of me and just. and they got engaged I need to reach out. to him too actually and then this other. and in this pair BAM the guy just said. oh he didn't have a ring for he went. that old ringless you know there that. ringless worm no ring she's like you.
don't even have a ring but they were. both crying and hugging and then today. she sent me an Instagram photo when she. does have a ring so he must have made up. for it today doing that Sunday shopping. but man that's beautiful huh. that was beautiful. and what else another guy came up and I. was thinking about you know I've been. working in this 12-step stuff that I'm. doing they have you know you think about.
you talk about family and people you. have resentments against and things that. are buried inside of you that can like. that can affect the way you behave daily. but you don't realize it you know it's. not like they're treasures but you don't. realize they're treasures at first. because resentments you know they can. really it's like a little edge inside of. you where it's supposed to be a curve.
and so everything that goes around there. is choppy every time your thoughts or. your feelings pass through that canal of. that journey within if you're thinking. about something that even is related to. you know a previous experience you had. that you didn't like there or a person. that you don't like or a family member a. loved one or a parent or whatever you. have a resentment so then anytime. something else comes up that would kind. of use one of the same streets in your.
brain or your feelings. you know instead of it being a curve. it'll be a you know a 90-degree angle. and it's choppy they're like speed bumps. for the way that you can love others to. me anyway you know I can't love people. as well if I have these speed bumps in. me it makes some kind of the highway out. my heart's got a lot of it's just a you.
know it you're gonna have to have really. good insurance if you're gonna travel. down it because I got a lot of speed. bumps on it resentment anger things you. know previous experiences that are rough. that make my road rough and make it. rough for me to bring anybody down the. road and they had him young men that. came after the show and he said hey you. know I really appreciate some of the.
stuff you talk about on the podcast when. you get into like just talking about. what you're feeling and stuff you know. my father my father was real old when I. was born you guys know that my dad was. born in 1910 and so I've been doing this. work recently just thinking about my my. dad and my relationship with him and. this young fella at the show said hey. you know my dad was born was 61 and and. that got me thinking even more about.
just about my dad and just kind of how. you know I always had you know I'm like. I love my dad I'm grateful for him but. I've also always been a little bit angry. at him I didn't realize it uh I was. always angry because I didn't know him. very well you know I was 16 when he. passed away and he was 86 and uh you.
know I was angry because I didn't know. him because he didn't know me you know a. kind of a. was and then I you know I realized that. I really kind of judged my father like I. didn't realize I always thought that so. one of the reasons we didn't know each. other very well was because because of. the age gap but I really started to. think back more on it and one of the. reasons also we didn't know each other.
very well was because I really judged. him you know I really judged him for. being so old you know the kids would. make fun of him and then I kind of made. fun of him. and I think sometimes I didn't even try. to get to know him even though I was. young it wasn't my responsibility really. it was it was an ideal situation but I. didn't really try to get to know him you. know when I would have it I would make. the excuse well he shouldn't had a kid.
when he was that old you know what was. he thinking well that's true but if he. doesn't have that I don't exist so. there's some validity there to that. argument but but but if I don't if I. don't exist but he gave me my existence. whatever however way it happened you. know he really gave me the only. important the most important gift which.
is my experience of the world. and and I judged. and kind of then I didn't really get to. know him you know there were times I he. probably thought sometimes well maybe my. son doesn't he's not interested it or he. he. I think maybe I was afraid to get to. know him because I knew he was going to. pass away so it was probably like safer.
to not get to know him you know. but I remember I chose to joke around I. would always make you know cuz other. people started making fun of my dad. because he was just so old man you know. and so I would make fun of him. you know sometimes because it's all I. could do it's the only thing I could do. to kind of survive was to also make fun. of him but but in doing that I didn't. really honor him I didn't really honor.
my relationship with him that much I. didn't you know and I'm not really. blaming myself I'm not coming down hard. on myself. I just I'm trying to get to a place. where. where we're not think about fatherhood. and I think about parenting I'm trying. to you know pick these locks that keep. me from. [Music]. having a lot of emotions in those spaces.
but I was really embarrassed to my. father you know I hate to say this man I. was embarrassed like uh you know when we. walked somewhere I walk kind of far. behind him or away from him you know. because he was so old I didn't and he. didn't notice that much because you know. when you get old and this one when I was. a kid when I was a kid I was real doting. on him I was real caring you know I. remember we would walk to church. sometimes and I would you know I make. sure that the leaves were off of a. sidewalk and I would make sure that.
though that he knew that the I mean a. sidewalk in Louisiana dude good [ __ ]. luck bro that thing is a gangplank dudes. sidewalk in Louisiana that's a side work. they should call it that thing the first. thing is like that the next one is. straight up one of them is a damn. drawbridge because they got all the tree. roots popping through so you have one. piece of cement sidewalk the next piece. is a dam the third piece is off-ramp.
take you right over to uh Laplace where. Billy conforto lived r.i.p I mean the. sidewalk in Louisiana thing is dangerous. slip and fall dude slip and fall all the. way into the Lord's arms that thing's. killing senior citizens left and right. that's a side work baby there's no and. sorry ma'am ride and make sure that my. dad knew how the sidewalk was when we. were young so that we could walk.
together you know but then as he got. older I remember like we'd be somewhere. now he'd be you know I'd walk away from. him or you know I remember like. I remember like he like you know I. remember like his skin sometimes on his.
hands it was real old excuse me I just. cleared my own throat and swallowed my. own mucus so I'm obviously a reptile. [Music]. but I remember his skin on his hands was. so old that sometimes you know when I. saw him who would make me like I loved. him and stuff but it would make me kind. of scared or it would make me.
it would make me kind of sad sometimes. you know when he touched me because. you know because he wasn't the way that. I wanted him to be you know and I'm and. I'm not. not said because this I don't think this. is like my fault or not you know I don't. want you to I'm not like in this kind of. woe is me space I just you know I want.
to be able to. be as loving as I can and I know that. sometimes I have to examine. relationships in my life to see where I. have hang-ups. but yeah I was just embarrassed of him. you know the way he's his mind and my. dad was a handsome man you know he had a. uh he had a lovely girlfriend Miss.
Maggie and she would make us some she. had that she lived in a nice place man. ever when I went to her place it was. like the nicest apartment we'd ever been. in big tall ceilings men you could have. a whole nother [ __ ] room in the. ceiling the ceiling was so high I said. damn just give me a hammock I'll go live. up there give me four hammocks you know. I'll just I'll just tarzan around up. there i'll build a little kitchenette up.
there halfway up the wall give me four. hammocks i'll live in the corner of a. ceiling and she took care. davin he's real old you know she you. know she was probably out six she would. probably sixty and my dad was you know. at that point he's eighty five or. something or she prob about sixty three. and she was fancy she was like a high. society woman you know and in New. Orleans and that's still very you know. they got the fancy people down there but.
she was a good woman you know and she. loved my dad and uh and they were. friends and yeah but I just remembered. seeing him like you know walking around. he you know I remember I'd sleep over. there sometimes at her house in the. middle of the night and my dad would get. up to go to the restroom and I'd see him. in like the window and like the moon. like she had these big windows that face. right out on the Mississippi River man. she lived in a I don't even know what it.
was it was over there and uh across the. river across the Mississippi over there. and um I uh I can't remember it right. now kind of by Gretna but right off the. right by the river by the ferry anyway. so and I would see my dad walk I could. see him walk and he was just old you. know and and I didn't recognize it as. much when he was you know I'd see him. fully clothed all dressed up and he. dressed up real nice every day and then. at night thought see him in his body he.
seemed like a dinosaur like an old. dinosaur and I think it made me scared. you know it made me as a kid it just but. it made me angry at him and I didn't. realize this tool just I mean literally. just this week and and then I was. thinking about it even more on the. flight home this morning when this after. this guy last night was telling me he. had a old father and by hearing me talk. about my dad sometimes he could he could. relate and that maybe.
you're happy you know made me feel happy. to know that you know we can relate to. each other uh but yeah made me you know. just made me look more my relationship. you know and I could add more memories. with him if I hadn't judged my father so. much you know he wasn't like this or he. you know he couldn't do this he didn't. have anything uh you know I just think.
I'm not mad at myself I don't I want you. to know that I'm not like you know I. just I. I could have been a better maybe could. have been a better son to him you know. and I know the circumstances weren't. ideal but but I just maybe could have. hit him could have been a better son to. him sometimes you know I could've had.
more pride you know I wish somebody had. taught me to have more pride in my. family when I was young because I didn't. know and then when other kids started. making fun of you know my situation in. the world like you know I joined them. and made fun of my situation as well. instead of having a sense of pride now. that's where you know my parents or the. world or the scenario or whatever. that's where that that's where you know.
my father probably he could have done a. better job by helping me have a sense of. pride in our family and maybe he tried. and maybe and and some of those things. just are the way they are but but I. never realized that I was angry at my. dad until I wrote down this this. resentment thing he says I'm angry at my. father and then I have to write why I'm. angry at him so I have to really sit. there and think and I was angry at him.
because I didn't know him you never you. know I never got to know him you know. and I know he loved to sit and drink. coffee and speaking Spanish to his. friends you know I know he bought a. Delta 88. off a black dude and had some speakers. in it they were [ __ ] ratchet and he. would just listen to talk radio with the. loudest bass you've ever heard coming.
through the neighborhood he never heard. a man roll through the neighborhood with. just the weather report. 60% 60% searcher churns oh cloud 40%. churns up hmm. I mean he did it was [ __ ] crazy man. and he liked us you know goof sleep in.
his car at the park a lot of times and. uh but I was ashamed of him you know I. was ashamed of of. to my father. and maybe it was a safety mechanism for. me too because I was afraid that if I. got to know him that I knew he was gonna. die just knew how time worked but I have.
to look at this I have to look at that. relationship of my life because if. because it it affects the way today how. I look at time. it affects like how I look at age how I. look at you know wanting to have a. family and not one you know if I have. this built-up fear somewhere deep inside. of me that I'm not going to be able to. create a loving relationship with a. child. it comes from a scenario that's. irregular like an old very old man. having a son but if I let that faster in.
me without examining it then it could. affect whenever if I decide to have a. son or not at all or have a child so I. have to look at those things but I was. embarrassed to my father you know um um. what else I wrote I had a list here of. things because I wrote this stuff to. hang on about my resentments. you know I'm and then I get upset.
sometimes that I don't remember him and. I was going right in adolescence and. teen and you know getting erect and all. of that and I started doing masturbation. and whatever you know 13 12 bra his dick. City you could look at every state in. the universe's and he look at any map. when you're a kid at 13 years old bra. and his dick City population yeah boy. but yeah I mean I was ashamed of my. father and then I just realized that I.
miss him. you know I realized that I judged him. and I realized by looking through some. of the things that I was just pretty. judgmental and I don't know where that. judgment came from or how it started I'm. not ashamed him I'm not mad at myself of. it you know I'm not but I'm glad that. I'm able to see it a little bit now that. I was judgmental towards people that. loved me because.
you know I was afraid to it because I. was afraid cuz I didn't know how to do. that you know I don't know how to love. them. and by and by learning here's the thing. by learning what my sure my father had a. bunch of faults he shouldn't had a kid. at that age or or he I'm glad he did. though it wouldn't what I mean he. shouldn't him I'm glad he did if he. didn't I don't exist so but he maybe he.
should have thought more about it maybe. he did you know I don't know maybe he. thought I know he thought he was gonna. live to like a hundred you know he. always say that so he'd always like to. kind of guarantee me that but. but I learned through this through doing. this process like why I'm angry at my. father I was ashamed of him I was. embarrassed to him I can't apologize to. him you know I can't love him he was. selfish.
you know I'm angry cuz our relationship. wasn't what I wanted I think that's one. thing from the gate I realized though. our relationship this isn't when I want. to have a father-son relationship so I'm. not gonna care about it that much you. know but. and then sometimes I thought a lot of. times like I used my dad because he was. so old that even if I did like regular. kid kind of mischief around him it. always came off like I always felt bad. about it you know cuz if you joke around.
with it you you know you say you hide. something from your dad if he's thirty. it's fine he'll find that [ __ ]. but you hide something from your dad and. he's 78 you hide his car keys they would. he could look for a month so I think I. uh I developed this deep sense of like. feeling bad about myself because I would. do regular things that kid would do but. then I would see the effect that they. would have on an older person and then I.
would feel so bad about it because a. kid's gonna do those things no matter. what but then when you see that this old. person can't deal with it and then it. makes you feel bad you know so I think I. developed this sense of like shame a lot. that kind of lives in me but I don't. realize it unless I start to look at. these relationships in my life and so. anyway that's something that I'm. learning to do like in my 12 steps you. know but but anyway let's get into some. calls man but I just want to say thank.
you to the young man that shared what he. was thinking the other night estate. agent you know and then and then another. couple came up there and they got. engaged man and oh man she was so happy. you know I saw this woman she teared up. and she was crying and you know the guy. was all he was so excited and man it's. cool. you know I'm blood you know I'm blessed. man I am blessed to uh I'm blessed to be. able to feel I'm happy to be able to.
even feel things I'm like you know it's. beautiful for me right now as I get to. still have a feeling about my father you. know and it's so funny as soon as I. started making this list the other day. and thinking about this stuff. immediately a lot more memories of my. father came into me and in my brain in a. in a more comfortable space you know a. lot more things came into me where in. the memories I was more loving of him. now even immediately then I was like you.
know the meetings were softer they had. the the memories were softer they had. more of a curve to him and this wasn't. such a just a little bit of lesson less. 90-degree angles around my heart let's. take a couple calls man so I mean what. I'm talking about. but man I'm excited for those tour dates. they're gonna be fun some of these are. theatres man I can't even believe this I.
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just yeah I got it just got me thinking. about the parental stuff and family. stuff and just you know uh and just like. you know just just judgment and how much. it keeps me away from others I can feel. that sometimes even still today you know. I know I'm not doing good when I start. getting real judgmental because judgment.
keeps me away from you it keeps me away. from someone oh look at them look at. that. I'll look there like that oh they have. that oh now sometimes it worked to. inspire me you know I judge the rich I. judge the greedy you know and some of. those and sometimes it works to inspire. me and that's the I feel like those. things are necessary but I'm gonna point. in my life now what I'm able to look and. see okay is this still serving me well.
or is this just a thing that's keeping. me away from people you know and then it. goes down over why why are you so afraid. to have somebody care about you why are. you so afraid to care about someone. that's the devil out there making you. believe that or feel that a seitan maybe. that's Lucifer brah.
that's Lucifer that darkness sniffer and. they think you the whole life you think. oh I'll just keep judging and keeping. people at a distance but guess what. there's this there's this there's this. thing in the distance making you think. oh you get that that you win somehow. that or that I win somehow by doing that. I'm not saying you I'm saying me but. then I get to the end of my life and. I'll realize you know what I didn't win. anything by doing that that was a that.
was a trick and the only thing I won. was being alone or being less connected. to others you know and not only did I. miss out cook could I could I miss out. on caring about people but I missed out. on feeling probably a lot of the love. that people had for me.
you. because there's something right there. wrapped up neck their next-door. neighbor's their cheek-to-cheek their. conjoined twins when when I when I don't. when I can't love someone when I don't. want I judge and I keep someone away. from me. I'll keep me away from them I keep me. away from them and also what the [ __ ] I.
don't know the [ __ ] I'm talking about. let's get into some questions man I but. I don't know man you know. yet I'm not being hard on myself because. you know why I'm not saying woe is me. this or that I'm not saying that I'm.
just saying that I'm just saying I know. that there's if I'm resentment about. something I'm angry about something I. need to go look at why I'm angry about. it. and if I can eventually find a way that. I had some say in it some then at least. it's now it's in my control so instead. of being angry at my dad because he was. so old and I didn't get to a proper. father-son relationship instead I can.
take a little bitty piece and say oh. well you know what when I was like 15 16. I could have probably been a better son. at some points then it puts a little bit. of it on me now it's now I can have. ownership of it and now I can go. apologize you know to my father's grave. if I want to and let him know and not. that I'm like because then it just give. me ownership now I'm in control of our. relationship again and now I can rebuild. memories and and now I don't have that.
now there's no anger between us anymore. you know now it's an opportunity for us. to for my brain and heart to be like ah. man good that right-angle ain't there. that right turn that stoplight those. seven stop signs you got built up at. this intersection of your emotions it's. not there anymore and it's just a. beautiful curve man and you can feel the. love you can feel the love man let's get. a couple calls that came in man these.
came in this one came in before I went. to Florida I didn't get to it oh we're. from Orlando but up and what up Neil. from Orlando and I'll say this about. your area Neil that's a bright area. Orlando that is just damn bright ganna. Stan you need sunglasses your sunglasses. better be have contact lenses you better. have on a hat a cowboy hat you better. bring an awning you better have some. dude park right behind you with a camper. and if and throw that awning out because.
grandma's skin and catfish bro and it's. still sunny out and we need that. cover one of the brightest cities I've. ever been in in America that sort of. land Oh onward now with LSU as well. start got some questions about your LSU. days but honestly I'll save those for. later I just want to think oh no you're. going to be down in Palm Beach this. weekend as long as they welcome to. Florida welcome to the Sunshine State. watch out for Florida man. Florida man is real out here it's a. spirit that possesses men women children.
and animals so watch out don't trust any. small children or small animals while. you're out here take care yourself Bo. have a good weekend love you game gang. love you too brother gang gang and I. stayed out of the darkness over there. you know I honestly I didn't have a. chance to even get involved in any mess. you know I saw a dude they had a guy at. the bar smoking a cigarette through his. nostril. but with my boy Richard had showed up. and I see he got that you know he got he. got that that par that par one on his.
you know he got that neck hole that. oesophageal because if he can't breathe. out here when you smoke your esophagus. out when you blow out your windpipe you. got to go you got to get the air. straight from the neck hole and he's. doing that wedding ring trip but damn do. they also he told me with the wedding. ring trunk with the he told me with the. wedding ring trick that he [ __ ] it up. about four times I had to pump his. stomach just pumping the matrimony out. of that dude because god damn bruh you.
send a wedding ring through somebody's. bowels. I mean s that could be grounds for. divorce. but yatta you know I didn't get involved. in anything I saw a couple of kids maybe. look like it could have been uh a real. small man dressed up faking it you know. trying to find at it to catch on to with. his lips trying to get that sip of leche. that cone let's say that Calle de leche. that Street milk oh god I can't believe.
I'm just swallowing [ __ ] mucus point. I am a lizard but ya didn't give in to. any temptation man I mean given any. temptation man you know uh I mean a. couple I got like some you know couple. wild cats somebody sent me a picture de. booty and the dm's and all of that and I. maybe flirted with disaster considered. it but I stayed out I stayed out of it. but one thing I have been doing is dr.
Perlmutter sugar-free universe or. whatever it's called Jesus Christ dude. I'll [ __ ] tie myself to a rocket and. shoot myself towards the actual Milky. Way right now hoping it's a sweet candy. out in space cuz yeah brah being all. sugar is hard dude maybe Florida man is. just some guy who's trying to be on uh. on that Kido cuz do you [ __ ] rocket. here somebody oh I could hear somebody.
[ __ ] unwrap a jolly rancher from. probably about 80 yards. what is that lime dude you hear of sugar. you want to talk about crack you want. you know what I'm saying. step on a crack baby break your mama's. back that sugar let's hear another call. that came in as always the hotline is. nine eight five six six four nine five. zero three and I think you guys so much. for your support of this podcast. [Music].
man I'm so grateful man you know I'm. grateful that we have this fun little. world on and I think we're gonna do cool. stuff in the world manner but I believe. that and I know I'm the one that talks a. lot but. but I think but I think about us. let's take more without the others. what's up boy Adam calling you from Boca. Raton Florida what's up Adam Boca Raton.
maybe that's the rats mouth that's what. they called it and Boca Raton is a great. way to find you a GILF or a good GILF. that great grandmother I'd like them hmm. fornicate home word you know that rat's. mouth I'm gang gang boy Rat King a Ling. Sun in el building when peers show last. night in West Palm Beach man I went solo.
and next thing you know I got that two. little girls sitting right next to me. she's also going in solo and next thing. you know man. we after watching your awesome show we. we go out we get some drinks and and. well we we spent the night together in. there whoa whoa whoa whoa that's what. I'm talking about.
they'll be doing it out here we doing it. out here the dark arts broad we [ __ ]. dropping flashlights on the dark hearts. boy we got people getting married on the. stage we got young bucks solo dolo. and now this guy got him a little dime. bra this nickel found him a dime let's. hear more brother I got you to thank for. that bro so uh yeah I just wanted to. thank you thanks for coming down there.
and go get that head of rough young. young gang gang baby get that he had our. dude that's cool man that makes me feel. good you know and even though I'm. masturbating on Friday night on Saturday. night I didn't so that made me feel. pretty good too to not do that I got one. day but I bet I've still off the. pornography but I'm just on that bust. you know I got back on the bus truck all. aboard you know and I bust it out man. but. I'm glad that you found somebody I'm.
glad that yeah look and when we stay in. the good space man I do believe that. good things can happen for us you know. and we get tempted man we see that. wooden spoon stirring up all the goodies. but we don't see the hand that's. stirring it the hand got dirty. fingernail polish on it and that hands. got a the knuckles of a of a leper. and I don't know what a leper is. actually but I think it's but it's just.
got you know that's the devil let's hear. more homeward your hero is getting there. so there was my birthday and it snowed. here in Calgary Alberta. dang Jesse and look yeah and I god bless. you up there in Edmonton man and I'll. say this man they people think it's not. wild up there in Canada dude while we. were in the sunshine over there in West. Palm Beach riding four-wheelers with. riff raff Ian's with the giraffe himself.
with ken griffey jr. and Edmonton's up. there in the snow long word happy. birthday belated but like three feet of. snow it is like the last time I saw this. most films are birthday I nearly. overdosed brother. things have changed mom and it's like. going on seven a time right now and I'm. wait hold on oh sorry I couldn't hear. something else play it again. like three feet of snow it is like the. last time I saw it is my birthday.
I nearly overdosed brother things have. changed mom and it's like going on 7. a.m. right now and I'm awake and I'm. sober in like two years. but something about this day like with. all this snow on the ground makes me. feel kind of like I'm higher so you know. I'm coming down like it's just a weird. thing to think that like imagine being. awake in this moment because your heart.
is racing and your jaws grunting and you. got a limp dick but you're gonna try to. jerk off anyway oh yeah dude. oh yeah and I got that fat Pat down. between my legs you know and. I'm jerking on it's like man is trying. to uh like trying to do CPR on a [ __ ]. Saint Bernard that's been uh that has. not been missing meals you know what I'm. saying that thick canine broth like. trying to do CPR on that thick canine. when he's in a coma in that [ __ ] coma.
but no it is man it's a beautiful hi. brothers a beautiful heart that you can. get by being and being in the same exact. spot you were but by being a different. person I've had that feeling before man. yeah I hated that man being awake 7 a.m. 9 a.m. hot on the cocaine man still just just a.
just a carpet surfing for a little. little little nugget to that blow seen. if anything's left snorting [ __ ]. popcorn half a popcorn carnal banking. him was a little rock yeah but now man. you get a feeling and it's feeling is. good there's a different high inside of. you you know that's awesome I appreciate. you sharing man congratulations on your. sobriety brother and if you aren't sober. don't I don't want you thinking you.
can't be here you can't listen I don't. look I mean if you [ __ ] if you got a. if you got an 8 B Z on your right now. I'll hold the back of your neck while. you do a long line son while you [ __ ]. just take another George Washington's. wig right up your nostril that [ __ ]. white fight put it right up into your. brain now [ __ ] muster Douglas and. that's just gonna [ __ ] punch in the. skull a couple times dude look more. power to you alright let's take another.
call here here we go. what a pleasure CEO thank you for. answering the call this is Eric on. Orange Beach what's up Eric Orange Beach. man and that's a lease to go over there. and uh first Spring Break when I was in. high school and it's one kid named Billy. and he's I don't know if he has now. called problem but I don't I don't know. if he doesn't but he broke out a window. one time. in our hotel room our motel room and. then I think he went to jail or.
something we sold all of his clothes. while he was in jail we sold everything. out of his luggage on the strip all. we're down here just hanging out. tried to microdose under on the. mushrooms and I think I overdosed but. anyway hell yeah brah dude that's my. thing if I'm micro docent I'm more CRO. docent son one drop for me one drop for. me. next thing you next thing you know I'm. nine drops deep I'm 70 drops deep you're.
like I am run you supposed to be micro. dosing you got all your clothes off man. what the [ __ ] is going on it's 2:00 in. the afternoon next thing you do bye. buddy and a pair of needle-nose somebody. pull a tooth that had a problem with but. never mind that just want to let you. know back spin in the back episodes hope. I don't run out but really enjoy what. you're doing.
alright then he did Gang Gang brother. look man if you pulling out a tooth on. shrooms I think that's what I gathered. there then you doing good work baby. anybody that could bust up bust around. on their own enamel I wasn't that brave. you know you that's you like a baby. Kevorkian out there if you're thinking. about if you're willing to pull one of. your body parts out of your potty when. you high on shrooms buddy that's what. I'm talking about.
that's dentist the Menace bro you don't. one right now oh dude that's the thing. that's a new deal you could do [ __ ]. dental work on people that's all gackt. out of their brains or whatever dude. open up that 2:00 a.m. that that. emergency clinic people that's [ __ ] up. they pop in you do whatever take out an. appendix you know I'm saying take an ear. off van Gogh somebody because if you the.
guy man you the guy cuz that's brave to. pull your own tooth down when you're. high on mushrooms man damn I hope you. kept it I bet you gave it to somebody. now the. the smooth the smooth move is giving it. somebody you're in love with you know. what I'm saying. drop that incisor into a girl's palm. make her feel something special because. anybody could throw you know throat put. a wiener in a lady but to find a lady. and hit her with that [ __ ] molar baby.
one of those strong white mouth dicks. now that's a real man thank you for. sharing ma'am. yeah Micro means might grow if you're. going a few macro dos and rough you know. that's when you're doing self surgery. down there in Orange Beach but let's. take another call nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three as always. is the is the hotline that you can hit.
and let's go what do you got Minnesota. thank you for calling Josh. I appreciate your call man all right. struggling listen [ __ ] I heard your. podcast with well you had the best of. friends pushing you up and making you. wonderful oh I need that so much in my. life right now I'm recovering from.
alcohol so well 80 years haven't done a. hard drugs in eight years. a smoked pot s not a drug but I recently. spent a season pills again man I've. dealt with suicidal tendencies been in. and out of hospitals just look him first. I don't even know man just looking for.
some positives and this negative that. that I deal with home today Gang Gang. lamp. gang gang brother let me listen to get. at the beginning catch your name I think. of his Josh Minnesota hey Josh man I. appreciate your call man. I hope you can hear your own voice right. now I want to because if you're. listening to this episode then you're. here let's hear some of your own voice. again daughter struggling listen [ __ ] I.
heard your podcast with well you had the. best of friends pushing you on. recovering from alcohol or eighty years. haven't done a hard drugs in high eight. years a smoke pot that's not a truck mmm. but I recently spent a season pills. again man I've dealt with suicide yeah.
and I just want you to hear your own. voice man just you know I don't know how. if that can help you or not but. yeah I think the first thing I think. whenever I hear you calling thank you. for calling man thank you. you know it's brave of you to do and. that is a that's nice of you to care. enough to share you know and it makes me. feel sad you know it makes me feel sad. that you don't feel good but it's a big.
problem that's going on man you know. it's powerful those pills and those and. we get polluted you know we get polluted. and the end and and when we're sick we. can't help ourselves you know it sounds. like you have a real history of taking. care of yourself you know you had eight. years no alcohol eight years no hard. drugs you're able to use pot and monitor.
yourself and I'm not saying that any of. those you know to each their own journey. but yeah may you may be fighting a dark. art right now that you can't get up on. daddy you know sometimes there's a camel. that you can't control you know a friend. of mine drew a camel for me one time and. sometime a camel have two months and you. sit in the middle but sometime a camel.
does have one [ __ ] huge ass hump and. there's nowhere for you to sit and both. of them will put a sign out front to say. camel rides but the second camel is just. taking your [ __ ] money. the second camel is taking you for a. ride it's not giving you anything and I.
know you know you're in a tough spot man. I mean it sounds like all I can offer is. experience from things I've experienced. I haven't experienced what you're. experiencing but you know when I was. struggling with drug use I got into. 12-step and I got into that kind of. program stuff that helped me. another detox and recovery centers and. things you can reach out to and and just. don't be ashamed if you have to do that.
you know don't be ashamed nobody should. ever we shouldn't make we shouldn't make. each other feel ashamed for you know for. sharing our struggles and trying to get. through them you know we're not the news. bro we're not the you know we're not. this society that things said oh. everybody's perfect and beats them down. when we're not we don't do that you know.
we don't we don't shoot our wounded bro. so but I'll check in on you this week. man I'll drop your buzz and check in on. you and see what's up but uh just be. good to yourself you know you deserve it. and take care of yourself man and you. can do it I mean you did eight years the. homework is there if you look at your. history it feels like the homework is. there to me so you just had a tough spot. man he could get through it though and I. think there's a lot of bright spots out. in front of you and man what a loving.
place for you to be in Minnesota so many. I mean I'll you want to talk about a. place I know there Minnesota nice and. behind-the-scenes okay but there's a lot. of loving people up there and a lot of. people with big hearts man and uh if. you're saying that big right now find. somebody who's is you know because. sometimes we're fighting the power. that's greater than ourselves so just. don't feel like you. not doing a good job of fighting it. sometimes you know it's not a fair fight.
sometime the camel that you're riding. don't have a place for you to sit you. can't you can't sit you know you can't. sit on you know it's got to be a curve. man gang but uh let's take another call. or two man that's a heavy one man nine. eighty five six six four nine five zero. three hey Theo man this is Levi Hovis.
Tedrow from coming out of Southern. Indiana. what's up Levi thank you for calling. they're from southern Indiana man. homeward and that's the same state as. Jim Gaffigan is from and Little J gaff. was in here last weekend man we had a. nice time Oh word um I was just curious. to what you thought about rollercoasters. what would you think if the Martians. came down some day and they seen us just. riding on rollercoasters and bungee.
jumping and skydiving and stuff like. that just risking our lives like you. know just to get a little adrenaline. push do you think I would be you think. they would think that was stupid or or. do you think they'd be kind of. interested in that or do you think. they'd do kind of the same thing and not. necessarily just Martians but you know. any kind of foreign being at this. universe what do you think I was just. like to hear your thoughts on on what. you think they would uh how they would. feel about that and if they would want.
to do the same kind of thing or if. they've done it before thanks brother. Gang Gang coming out of Bloomington. Indiana I I appreciate you gang gang. Bloomington man I think they got a. school there so they got a big nursing. school over there I think that's the. place si you know Indiana State maybe. I'm not sure it doesn't matter thank you. for calling man that's a great question. you know when I looked at it I've heard. what brought a lian's are gonna think we. are idiots I think or maybe that's the.
easy way to think maybe that's the easy. way maybe that's the easy idea maybe. they're gonna be infatuated maybe. there's have really cool rock. and they don't know [ __ ] because if you. really think about it aliens are gonna. be so technologically advanced that as. beings they're gonna be inept because. the more technologically advanced we get. we tend to get more inept more. comfortable more lemming-like you know.
we're just ants we become way more ants. than we do Antron ORS you fill me. so if aliens come here they gonna be all. shuttled up I mean you're talking about. everybody's got a [ __ ] even their. shitty uncle is an Elon Musk you know. everybody's got that technological. capabilities so when then bad cats get. out here they going on mmm Burger King. they probably all gonna be all jacked up.
on Burger King smoking cigarettes bro I. mean we think that they're gonna be so. advanced they all know how to work the. controls but once you take that gasoline. out of it out of that you know machine. will lean that they're in it's gonna be. a different story but but but the other. side is that they'll be so advanced but. yet bungee-jumping we're [ __ ] dude. tying yourself to a rope and jumping off.
of somebody's crane that's probably very. cheaply insured it's like Chapa KO on a. rope bruh sounds risky as [ __ ]. I mean they're gonna that's a great. question and dude I'll tell you some of. the truth what I've heard about aliens. I've heard that some of my black friends. that said that they got issues with. aliens. apparently there's beef or something. right there. and I was shocked when I heard like what.
like yeah man. cuz aliens what are they gonna do you. know they think a lot of black people. and aliens they [ __ ] got beef I guess. so. [ __ ] man I mean I think it would be a. good fight probably but who knows bro. who knows man let's take one more call. and and I think that'll be it for today.
hey steer this is clay calling it from. south Louisiana. what's up clay and I love that dude. that's one thing I love about Louisiana. you get somebody that's named after a. soil after a you get somebody named clay. dirt you get somebody named after a type. of weather sunny breezy dusty hail hail. Watkins of it air out there I for a.
million parish you got Blizzard Jackson. black gal that I went to school with she. got a couple beautiful children now who. else man everybody and you know you get. down in the South especially in. Louisiana you get those with those wild. names rivers you get a boy named rivers. drowning Johansson we had a [ __ ]. German fellow showed up drowning.
Johansson I mean this kind of water. related onward driving over that Jeff. Lloyd basin right now yeah yeah that a. chop a lot of basin man dang I just. walked out of LSU my last my last class. gonna be graduating made sense I just. wanted to thank you I'd be a driving. from last year's bat Rouge every Tuesday. Thursday go to class. it's not like thank you keeping me. entertained on this hour drives me my.
brother really appreciate everything you. do get a lot of your laughs out of you. not out of out of juice but with you I. guess anyway love you brother. gang gang gang gang man go Tigers. Wow well that's nice you to say man uh. you know when I was young and I was at. and I was at LSU like I always I didn't. fit in that great and so sometimes some. of my experience there wasn't super but. but I love Louisiana and I love the city.
and I love the team I did I think I was. just a nervous kid you know something. none of my experiences we're gonna be. super congratulations man. congratulations. wow what a feeling what a moment you. just took us to that moment when you go. to your last college class like now what. am I gonna be an adult am I gonna go. travel you know what about this.
relationship I'm in way did something. happen with that if that's going on Who. am I now these big training wheels of. American society they you know you've. kind of treaded them as far as you can. and where are you then what are you. gonna do now Ethan and B that's exciting. man well I'm glad I was able to help you. make you laugh in it and whatever facet.
man you know I'm a clown but I'm a. closet though you know uh you know so. you know it's funny that's my dad that's. how I laughed at my father sometimes. sometimes he made me laugh cuz he was. funny but sometimes I laughed at him. is a great city and it's also a state so. I'll [ __ ] them I think I should go back. to LSU um but uh you know sometime.
people give this out they give us such. our rap but man there's a lot of loving. people there and I'd take that any day. over sometimes at the framework that. we're building in other places where. it's I mean Los Angeles has turned into. an airport this city is and it's the. airport once you land at the airport. it's the airport when you get home it's. the airport way you never let's just a. huge airport it's got that feeling let.
me go and let me do that link hit the. back there's always a line everybody. this and then and [ __ ] and here come the. guy with the carts and for people in. working these all know that you know you. know everybody's slacking over there in. the wheelchairs and doing this and that. but uh enough about me man. congratulations dude you got your whole. world ahead of you you do what you want. take time if I could go back in time I I. wouldn't put so much pressure on myself. to do things I would take a little bit.
more time to do some traveling you know. I wouldn't think that just because if. somebody else is going straight into. some big job and I wasn't that that I. wasn't gonna have a good life or that. things weren't going to be you have a. lot of time you have a lot of time it's. not life or death right now for you it's. just life and I know you didn't ask for. that those suggestions but but yeah man.
you time is man the time is the number. one currency boy. it's a beautiful currency and. congratulations to you to you your. brother man shout out to him Lisette Lee. bone throwing rule a boy y'all be good. down in Lafayette shout out to my boy. Richie hike over there and and all the. good people over here in south Louisiana. all the people are in Lake Charles the.
greatest city in America to take a nap. in Lake Charles put you to sleep. that's rocking-chair country but a lot. of good people a lot of good recipes a. lot of good music a lot of good stories. a lot of big smiles and I'm happy to be. from from a place that has those sorts. of things what else man oh I saw this. news thing. Google's wing wins the first FAA.
approval for drone delivery so you want. to talk about EO TWU baby the end of the. Wow. let's talk about it what's happening man. drones drew a we going oh so we drone it. you see me drone and people gonna be. [ __ ] shootin drones am I thought it. was a mallard I thought it was a mallard. with a briefcase and that's that Google.
wing or that's that Amazon of flight. what's good what if somebody drops a. [ __ ] huh you know somebody drop a. couple accidentally when in a Google. wing drops a couple of vibrato is into. um into a preschool yard now you got. children down there beating each other. with sexual you know for Brad errs in. each other and what else man what if you. see a [ __ ] you know somebody drop a. wig in wit Nam you know into a tug of.
war facility and now you got a couple of. people just just stretching out a new. year's we've just two teams just [ __ ]. locked out. is it safe to have just stuff flying. through the air what did you order a. couple cans of wd-40 and the doors. locked and the dang little electric bird. drops in [ __ ] down the [ __ ] chimney. that that little electric bird dropped.
some things down the chimney that's. gonna be WD 8,000 blow your damn. homestead up if you got the fire going. if you got a kettle of tea on you. chamomile and the next thing you know. you I see you in because everybody's. burnt out cuz you ordered something. and if you can trust these things man. you know what if they would if you. ordered from the food place and they. drop a damn ham hock into a vegan. household then what suddenly they're all.
happy because they got a Jawa ham on him. now somebody got a little [ __ ] you. know the kid run out there and sneak. that hock into his room because he's. tired of just let us sit around with his. folks and that kind of like squash make. everybody happy and grilled zucchinis. Braille y'all need to tighten up so I. guess there is some good sides of it cuz. I'll be dang well if I wouldn't sit at a.
window and watch a couple kids who had. just been forced into veganism man watch. a brother in two you know your brother. and sister two children sit there and. watch two children sit there and share a. damn ham hock that came from the heavens. Oh Google Wang they might be on the Sun. I think there were things I didn't get. to I think there were things that I did. again the tour dates the cities they're.
all out there again we got some new. hitters up at the Oh van comm / store. you can go get a cool shirt if you want. and again thanks for listening to me. just say [ __ ] I mean I honestly don't. know what I'm talking about but uh but. man what a show what do we can a guy I. met a girl there and no no you know no. me to [ __ ] they had fun you know some. people came out they had fun people.
enjoying themselves enjoying their lives. people got engaged on stage a young guy. just graduate just got finished his. final class and drove away from campus. for that last time on a sunny afternoon. in southern Louisiana or anywhere any. city any town any countryside. a new experience a man struggling with. drugs he's fought hard but now they got.
these pills out there. I shouldn't be making these damn pills. it's messed up it's messed up man that. [ __ ] makes me mad but we're better than. that as people it's like suddenly we. become companies and we book and and we.
act like it's something else. companies just a couple people. with the devil arts man but we're making. it and I'm gonna close out with that you. guys be good to yourselves may you. deserve it you know and uh and just. thanks that's all I can say man this is. Bishop gun with making it.
I ain't seen home in about a hundred. days I can almost tell mama bleep for my. restless soul and now he made a dollar. night spell but where it's going ain't. kill me yet I still get where I'm bound. go.
you. bacon raw bacon. [Music]. we got this man.
[Music]. most all of my plans slip right through. my hands and walk up next to me. it's true huh if this bottle was an hour. glance I'm sleeping I'm about an hour. I should've put it down. [Music]. but how.
[Music]. making good time. [Music]. [Music].
you hear those drumbeats man you heard. them in the background right there take. you back look quick you hear I'm right. there. this drumbeats man it's a son of a man. that couldn't beat addiction you know. [Music]. but beautiful things come out of. everything man and they can you know we.
just don't give up you know and now we. got a beautiful thing here we get the. music. [Music].
[Music]. [Music].
[Music]. I hate seen old men palpable to date I. can almost hear mama. [Music].
we got this man if you can't love. yourself you know we can if we can't. love ourselves we can at least try to. let other people love us until we can. mean you guys be good man I love you. take care of yourselves and I'll see you. guys in New York City in New York City. this week so I'm excited about that you. know we're going New York City so you'll. be there with me okay.
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