A Plumber | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #249

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than usual it's because it's a specialty. weekend and that was the that was the. agreement that the theater would do with. me. so if it's too high price for you that's. understandable I'll be back in the. future at a more decent rate and also I. want to let you know February 28th in. Oxon Hill Maryland at the MGM National. Harbor. today's guest is is a working man he is.

this is one of my favorite episodes and. we're so glad that he was here he is a. plumber and a regular man ladies and. gentlemen the toilet champion is here. plumber Brad Laskowski. [Music].

[Music]. we're here with bread Laskowski and. that's polish huh oh yeah Polish power. dude and thanks for joining us today. thanks for having me we uh yeah just. happy to talk to a poorer man cuz I. don't know anything really about. plumbing. can I ask away you know um all right. I'll think about this so what is the. difference between plumbing and septic. tank I was thinking about that all right. like some time you hear like you know.

you hear people have septic tanks I. would hear a lot of times growing up. people had septic tanks you know or. somebody got like sure you know um. something happened to him by a septic. tank that's how I actually got my start. was of dealing with septic tanks I. started twenty something years ago with. roto-rooter I'm sure you heard of them. oh yeah and that's a commercial outfit. isn't a largest plumbing company in the. world. is it really yep Wow so yeah the very. first day I get hired I gotten out of.

the army I was 20 years old I get hired. with this roto uh-huh. my brother I wrote a rooter-man in a lab. where they in and were they are. enlisting people in I mean it was not. like a program from the Army to rotary. no no no no no no I don't know I got out. of the Army and I went to work at Lowe's. the home improvement store oh yeah I. love that yeah I was actually when I got. out of the army I was 20 and I had. applied to Atlanta SWAT and I was going. through all the SWAT qualifications and. everything else cuz I was I was kind of. heavy duty in the military you know so. it really have a whole lot of skills.

when I got out how did you get out at 20. I I joined when I was 17 so I graduated. early you know a little smart you know. yeah. figured some stuff out and and hard work. and you must have been huh very still am. yeah most people will call me the. hardest worker they ever met dang so I. kind of take that as a point of pride. you know I could see that you're like. the Joe Rogan a plumbing dude because. you're Hogan is I think it's the hardest. worker that guy is busy did I think. there's not there has to be more than. one because he's in too many places at.

once. sometime I have a I have like out of a. day dream where he's gonna bring me in a. room. I want you to meet these other Joe okay. so you get out of the military so that's. a note for young fellas if you like I. don't know if I could go on the military. 17 out by 20 yeah yeah Wow yeah I can I. use my VA benefits. you know I everything's cool. everything's like normal yeah I just I. joined earlier I got out her I signed up. for three I got out yeah so they offered.

to reenlist me but I I had just met this. girl and she was just pregnant you knows. young you get a right energy with now. she was pregnant when you met her yeah. Wow it's a brave deal I stuck on with. that crap for seven years to with her. and her kid well we eventually had one. to her okay like a few years later her. and I might be my little area yeah all. right and then divorce 27 left anyway. the point of the septic thing was dude. that hires me is old go fat dude from.

Alabama you know southern and as as all. can be yeah take you out on your first. day you'll see it's not that bad. and we go out and dig up a septic tank. which is plump we'll hide em or what but. they're always buried oh so so so the. pipe that leaves your house goes. underground and it goes out to a box in. the yard and that it basically naturally. decomposes everything that's in there. okay so it's compost almost kind of an. away yeah yeah but it's it's it's a big. it's it's five feet deep it's it's a big. box you could bury a lot of bodies in.

there good you could and it's so it's. five feet deep and it's buried in the. ground yeah usually a foot deep maybe. more okay and and and it's foul is it. square it's a it's about like this table. you know it's a big long rectangle maybe. a little wider or so about five feet. deeper so I saw a dude weld one and a. half one time I remember some of they're. usually concrete uh well then this got. kind of I guess welded it with like a um. maybe a concrete sure. well he might he used to he might have. had a steel box because I mean you I've. seen some rustic septic tanks made out.

of 55-gallon drums with holes punched in. the side okay so you see some rural ones. I've seen you seen them I I've seen you. see if I can the Noah's Ark a [ __ ]. in-ground [ __ ] you better believe it. in Alabama they'll do whatever it takes. oh yeah I went to one house in Alabama. they didn't even have a septic tank. the pipe went down it went out about a. hundred yards and that was it a while it. just left out on the ground Wow. yeah roots were all growing up into the. end of the pipe and everything so I had. to go there and cut them all off and.

open it out and snake the pipe out and. get everything good to go and everything. so. but that's no septic tank yeah just a. long pipe just freelance old school. it's illegal it is yeah Blackwater needs. to be contained okay so that's really. the rule yeah Blackwater has to be. contained brown water or gray water like. kitchen sink water and washing machines. dishwashers stuff like that you can. actually and I do install a 55-gallon. drum with a pump in it and separate. those lines from a septic tank okay so.

all that washing machine water that's. bad for a septic tank now goes into a. 55-gallon drum with a pump in it and. then you can water your yard with that. okay so that's a washing machine water. that gray water yeah you can take that. into a drum yeah if you wanted to yeah. and then reuse that it's actually good. because it's got soap in it and soap and. the phosphates are good for your grass. oh wow yeah your figure so that's so but. the dark water the black black water has. to be by law has to be contained contain. yeah and then what do you do after you.

contain it well in a septic tank system. after a couple of years all that stuff. breaks down and separates the solids. will sink to the bottom and turn to a. sludge the things that are not. biodegradable little a wedding ring or. something of a dog you know that. anything that would sink will go to the. bottom obviously but anything that's. grease won't biodegrade it'll collect. and it'll turn into a ball basically a. hard kind of crust on the top of the. septic tank water or condoms won't. biodegrade they'll float oh wow man one.

time I popped a septic tank open and I. saw about 10,000 condoms in there I. swear I mean I didn't count them or. anything but they were all over the top. of Italian who was the guy a little. Asian guy no no it was that the. homeowner him he was standing there. watching me dig this tank huh right so I. have kids it's like was no chance no oh. yeah cuz they weren't his condoms no way. I could have guessed it was a homeowner. yeah he was standing there watching me I. popped up well he called me because the. his his toilet wouldn't flush no more.

right now get there and I snake the. drain huh. and and it won't go down I'm like well I. got to dig up your tank so I dig up the. tank and when I open up the tank and you. look down they're just everywhere their. coat in the wall two pink ones and green. ones and mom I mean every color of the. racist Easter colors oh yeah dude worked. at a tire manufacturing plant the. graveyard shift for like 20 years and. I'm betting every night. no she had somebody coming they got a. divorce. so you really is it so that's man that's. crazy. sometimes opening up that sector tank. it's almost like a time capsule for your.

blood or almost or so for your you know. for below the waist it's almost like a. time capsule for which you or anything. you've been doing in your home totally. yep yeah I mean that that actually. happened twice that instance caused a. divorce the next time that happened. where I found condoms in the tank it was. a young girl she was like 14 or 15 was. her grandma's house oh and the grandma. was standing there watching me and whose. were they you think there were two. granddaughters for sure oh good I mean. they were it was just a those are the. only two ladies living in houses -.

fourteen-year-old girl and the ground. and the grandma is like a mine that's. gonna be awkward game a go fish that. they play later in the rain. where'd you get all these why are they. in here uh so that's why it's you. started in Alabama yeah you worked in a. man do you remember the gentleman the. guy who hired me oh absolutely we still. talk oh that's cool yeah he's a good man. he is now when you what was like your. vibe when you started working there were. you like it were you like oh this is a.

career that I want to make or were you. like this is just a job that I want to. do what was kind of your your goal if. you had any going into it you know where. the money I didn't really have a goal. going into it the money just sticks you. plum and pays well yeah and it always. has so and they say I've heard this is a. saying in the universe that plumbers. make more than lawyers I believe that. you do and how does that break down. because why lawyers ain't working 40.

hours a week right you know what I mean. they get paid a lot for what they do but. they don't do it all the time right so. that's great that they get $400 an hour. three hours a week right you know I work. 50 60 hours a week every week right and. you know I'm only charging 100. maybe more or whatever but but you add. it up over time it up that's what I do. it yet because you always hear that you. always hear that lawyer that plumbers. make more than lawyers that's the second. thing I've always heard or doctors know. yeah I heard it as doctors but I mean.

same thing I went to a university. professors house years ago and and I. handed in the bill at the end and he. just flipped out like he was just. couldn't believe it cost that much you. charge more than doctors do do you. realize it took me ten years to learn. how to do this right you know it. literally is a 10-year program you know. it's it's as hard I think of course. because I went down that road as any. eight-year doctorate or master's degree. that you're gonna get it will come okay.

yeah I mean anything you're gaining. knowledge yeah so that's some. well-rounded plumber anyway yeah and so. you start this job you got the guy with. roto-rooter yeah and so you worked there. for how long with that guy for five. years. little over five years do gave me $1,000. bonus for every year I work for did he. really. so second year was too grand third years. three fifth year was five and [ __ ] man.

well that's God working right here. because dude needs a little bit of help. right this is a hard worker he's the. hardest work right now it was very hard. and he really is meant woke him up and. he's very good at that. yeah I agree with you Hey all right we. do our best Lawson I saw him one of your. other shows you were talking about if it. came down to killing him or killing you. you might not even kill him yeah that's. a pretty big step. I forgot I said that but I still agree.

with us okay so and also with plumbing. you if it's like if it's a holiday then. those prices are higher right you have. to do it don't you when I was working. for the commercial companies yeah I say. they did now that I I I actually quit. doing that working for commercial. companies mostly because I was tired of. hearing the complaints from the. customers about how much it cost. oh really you know I'm going and doing. the work. I'm getting paid from the company right.

not very much okay not as obviously not. as much as now yeah but I mean you got. to understand any large company they got. overhead they got you know insurances. that are humongous yeah just. advertisement calls for having a place. do my Ellen I just for myself as almost. twenty grand a month. well her a year a year and if I had to. add on like an apprentice or something. it doubles right that's wild isn't it. that's why I do everything by myself. right you know it's interesting yeah. it's like you got to get um yeah I just. realized we have to get a policy in case.

anything like errors and omissions. policy we have to get for podcasting now. you have to get workman's comp. yeah um and EPL and I are some similar. type of policy that I just that they. just sent me something for the other day. that's like I don't even a [ __ ] four. days so it's like but it's interesting. yeah once you start to if you want to. build something bigger yeah or add more. more there's more costs and liabilities. that error incurred and they say you. know California is the hardest place to.

tirana either a small business or to get. get a startup going yeah there's so many. restrictions and so many fees and and. and regulations that govern it's crazy. it was named ah it's like what's even. going on here when I was in Hawaii I was. rolling in money yeah just so didn't. have to worry about nothing now how do. you um how do you plumb in Hawaii. because slower. everything's slower well it seems like. you have like all the water pushing on.

the island it's gonna push everything. back up the toilet they I mean their. infrastructures you know significantly. improved from way back those days you. know everything's built up everything's. feet off the ground and all that they. have sanitary sewer systems which is. which is the name for you you call it. sanitary sewer I don't know why because. it's not [ __ ] sanitary at all it is. it. there's turds floating down this pipe. that leaves this building it's called.

the sanitary sewer line okay. it's full of turds it's not sanitary in. any way I have no other they don't know. everybody's everybody in the building. you know everybody in the bill. like [ __ ] nose dildo has one great big. pipe that leaves it from all the smaller. pipes that come from each toilet okay. they all join together and make one big. pipe that pipe goes out to the street. which is a bigger pipe probably twelve. fourteen twenty four inches who knows. city like this is probably big okay and.

all the turds are floating down that. okay it's a constant stream it looks. like a river if you were to open up a. manhole in the street and look down. there it's a constant stream and that's. of like water. yeah that's black vodka contained that's. contained but they call it sanitary and. in my whole life at plumbing 25 years or. whatever it's always been called. sanitary sewer yeah why I think probably. give people a safe idea just like oh so. in case they see the pipe they're like. oh yeah it's yeah we're doing our best. it's sanitary it's down there yeah it's.

out of the way it's sanitary it's hidden. so all that goes to a sewer treatment. facility where they process and treat it. and then release the clean water into a. stream and out to the ocean okay and is. it really clean when it gets out there. you can be honest it passes EPA. standards right we'll leave it at that. you know I wouldn't drink it I wouldn't. drink any of the water near it what if. you made an ice tray cube of trays or. like an ice of it would you put one cube. like in a soda or sock no no you got him.

you got to get a little more polis in. that man I have been around enough turds. in my life and have you after like 11. years of that I had to give up on the. roto-rooter thing and in the. roto-rooter's deals mostly with with. feces now what is that let me ask you. what's the term that's comfortable to. use like because every time if a plumber. comes over I don't know if I say [ __ ] do. I say poop do I say turds do I whatever. you like man okay whatever you like you.

know it they all work I I had this guy. in Alabama one time I die I knock on the. door and everything you know roto-rooter. man I'm here and he opens the door and. he goes thank god you're here man I've. been fighting these turds all morning. and I go in there and he's got just. water sprayed up all over the walls he's. been plunging the [ __ ] out of this. toilet for like an hour and making no. headway. oh I said give me that and I take the.

dudes plunger and he goes that ain't. gonna work you're gonna need some way. more than that and I put it in there and. hit it like two three times pop it goes. away how the [ __ ] do you do that man I'm. I do this for a living this is what I do. do some people um like if he is it. uncomfortable I feel like it's. uncomfortable if you go into a place. does the guy do you like. does somebody be like okay I pooped in. here does people just like vague about.

it hey somebody [ __ ] in here no time. sometimes people are super embarrassed. and like I'm really sorry about it. that's how I would be yeah I would too. hey if it were me I'd get the turd out. yeah I mean if I didn't know what to do. I'm right put it on a paper something. running outside it's not here yeah fish. ghupat whatever you got I mean I've seen. some rose petals and III can't call this. lady out she probably dead by now anyway. but I used to have this one customer it. was the sweetest nicest lady I went to. her house probably three years you know.

constantly I was going to her house like. every month once a month I'd go to her. house and unstop bolta her toilets hmm. because I know this little graphic but. she would [ __ ] baseballs oh wow really. just round balls of [ __ ] if you I'm not. sure what was going on with her. intestines we used to talk about it the. roto-rooter guys yeah like what's up. with this lady how does this happen. he's got the Walker Buehler : right they.

go Joe Musgrove I'm wondering if she's. [ __ ] baseballs how fast did they. come out you know could we clock these. things oh it must be so intense is it. like a curveball slider look it's. probably a slide probably uh it's. probably a slider my head so anyway they. would clog the toilet and so and you get. in there and what so you if you can't. hit it with a plunger which these turds. were solid man they were back they were.

well built turns and do you think she's. eating something. she is she whatever her diet is is. creating this last maybe like paste turn. you could so we had a snake for the. toilet right that you stick in the. toilet non-stop it'll grab things to. this snake would like go through the. turd and just put a little hole in it. and then once you pull the snake out. it's like the turd would close back up. like jello the turd would just close. back like it's herminator like yeah like. the like the liquid Terminator you so. you'd you'd basically just have to run.

that snake back and forth and back and. forth to tell you could break up enough. of that turd to get the water helping it. out to flush this thing all the way. through how far does that roto-rooter. thing go that one would only go through. the toilet like four or five feet Oh was. it just right - yeah cuz the toilet will. go down and then up and then down again. and that's about three feet by the time. it finishes okay that's really all you. need right cuz if it's any farther than. that you need to pull the toilet off the. floor and go after the pipe okay you. know I'm saying so at that point yeah. you once you do after that three feet.

you're going into into the pipe into the. sewer system it's a different ballgame. yeah it gets a little more expensive. after that usually okay so um and why. does the pipe on the toilet go up and. down like that after that would seem. like a straight pipe would help out. better it's a trap it has to go down and. up like that so water always stays in. that portion right there otherwise. you're gonna smell ship coming out of. there out of the pipe all the time that. that water there prevents the smell from. coming back ah so that's why I has that.

kind of snake that s curvy trap the P. trap yeah same thing underneath your. sink you see that little you bend. underneath right the event it stinks but. it's up and it's stuck in the top part. of that pipe well anything downstream of. that where that water is smells really. bad I say that water is what blocks the. gas sewer gas from coming back at you oh. yeah you ever go into a building and it. just kind of smells like [ __ ]. the a a the whole place smells like. sewer and you can't figure it out. usually what that is is a dry floor.

drain somewhere because floor drains. even in the bathrooms they have that. same p trap in the bottom of them but if. nobody pours water in them that will. evaporate here's a free tip for like. everybody out there that'll evaporate. and then you'll get that sewer gas smell. there's no water there to block it from. corral so a lot of times you just I mean. so many times I'd walk into a building. and I know that smell well yeah we got. to smell we don't know oh yeah I know it. and then I just search around and find. the dry floor drain pour some water in. there and give me my money. yeah but mouths right so a lot of this.

probably over the years you learn these. different ways of like okay instead of. you know going through every pipe in the. building the first time to the. thousandth time you come in it's to. smell you find the dried range room and. I'm done oh man yeah you know after 20. years of the experience pays tons it. really does any should way and it should. because you put in the time so is there. certain points where uh like do you feel. Oh interrupt you about the story with.

that lady or was that it she just had. some wild she's just had wild turds man. we used to talk about we would never you. know shame her embarrassing just go. there and take care of it was sorry you. know give us call when you need us. we gave her a super discounted rate. because she called us all the time right. eventually and she used to give that the. first lady that I married they their kid. that the daughter that she had that. wasn't mine right was uh she used to. give that girl presents little dolls and. stuff so she's almost like you know the.

family a little community and yeah. here's for your daughter you know yeah. so after like three years of feeling. guilty on stopping this lady's toilet. every month look on my day off. I'm gonna come over and I'm gonna. install you to pressure assisted power. toilets for free dang you pay for the. toilets I'll give you the labor for free. and I went over there on a Saturday I. jerked her old toilets out that were you. know obviously not up to the challenge. she was putting on them and and and put.

in these you've seen that Body Works he. liked those jet toilets where he flushed. him they just sound like a jet engine. going on yeah I put two of those in she. never called us again Wow. fixed good to go she did call us like a. year later because their kitchen sink. was stopped up or something like that. but how many thousands of dollars did. that just say over the lifetime of all. that you have to do that every once in a. while yeah every year you help out man. you help out where you can especially. noticed those patterns yeah you know.

you're like at some point it does get to. be like oh um yeah I'm keep giving this. person this person keeps giving me. business but a certain point I can just. be helpful or something man you almost. feel like you're robbing them out yeah. yeah I like having that thing inside of. you that feels like that because then it. tells you when I like be one way and. when to be another way. and that's why I do it by myself now I. can't do it for a company they charge. too much and so you did roto-rooter for. how long eleven years and that was in. Alabama no no I five years in Alabama. and six years in Tacoma in Seattle oh. wow yeah so when I got divorced in.

Alabama I moved to Washington which is. where I was born and that's higher. altitude and people are DC level though. it is yeah I was right on the water. right right in Seattle there's sea level. yeah I just feel like overall Nick we. just looked at up and I'm not. challenging I'm just curious myself is. is Seattle what the difference in land. elevation is for some reason I always. think of the South as being like a lower. I I'm not sure what it was in Alabama.

but when I was in Alabama I want to say. they were a couple hundred feet up where. Seattle is I mean there's water right. there right in front of you right that. water is sea level because it's the. Puget Sound oh yeah that's the dang sea. yeah you're right so but base elevation. Alabama probably a couple hundred feet. maybe Oh. five hundred feet above sea level there. you go mean elevation they found highest. point in Seattle is 520 feet yeah you. got some hills for sure but the lowest. point which is sea level Wow gang. average elevations 170 all right so.

anyway so yeah that's a lot where you're. driving around the Pacific Northwest. Seattle and all the surrounding areas. a lot of the area you're looking at. water right the sound out there so not. elevation so much but cold rainy wet. grey and how does that affect plumbing. like is there different type of plumbing. going on that's what I want to know is. there different plumbing going on in the. Pacific Northwest that we don't know. about or something as opposed to what's. going on like an Alabama in Alabama the.

rules so when I was in Alabama they ran. off the national plumbing code which is. a book about. three quarters of an inch thick or so. got a lot of pages in it maybe a hundred. pages or so national plumbing code. pretty simple do what you want as long. as it works basically and don't leak. right I moved to Washington and they as. as California does now - but back then. they did a uniform plumbing code which. is the gold standard and that book is. like this thick and it's got a den. addendums and additions and response in.

Constitution or science I got it's. unreal a see it's everything out west. once you get out here there's so much. paperwork and this and that and you. gotta and nobody if somebody doesn't. want to work at all you got a fee you. got a [ __ ] bomb I've had more all. that the farther west you go the harder. it is on the working man yeah it really. is so they say Washington's the hardest. state to get a license in for plumbers. Michigan's the second hardest really. yeah you'd think people would be doing a.

lot of [ __ ] in Michigan and they would. need more help. that's what it's all their [ __ ] freezes. oh really you know I mean they have all. I'm even thinking about that dude. imagine now it's frozen frozen [ __ ] you. got a whole different path you can't run. a sewer cable through frozen [ __ ] [ __ ]. what do you do do restrictions are. different and cold weather climates I. I've never been to Michigan but I'm. gonna guess that they're gonna be. somewhere similar as to like Colorado. and I did do Colorado plumbing Wow and. all their shits buried eight feet deep.

in Colorado. oh all of their septic tanks and. everything's buried ate all the. plaughter lines everything the rule yeah. eight feet deepest to keep it warm. enough yeah to keep it from freezing Wow. yep interesting huh Washington is 24. inches so two feet deep I think. California is 18 inches in Louisiana I. think is just right out the window based. Alabama was ground level was it yep one. inch deep yeah just don't let your. lawnmower hit it Wow and yeah cuz I.

remember they had like a neighbor when I. was growing up that they would just they. had like a [ __ ] line and just went off. into the woods advantages and then at a. certain point on where we ran back there. and when you're kids you don't know you. think it's like a little. her like a little lake or something so. yeah people are jumping around skipping. rocks off of [ __ ] yeah just you know I. make him little boat who used to make. little school boats and like push him. out and like this like kind of duty. canal Cana just hey you here kid you.

sick now uh I'm not doing great but I'm. doing this year I'm feeling okay. but generally speaking throughout your. whole life. are you a healthy dude yeah me too. you know why why because you played with. [ __ ] yeah you've got dirty every once in. a while you can give a crap about. washing your hands every single time you. went to the bathroom. oh yeah out here like everybody that I. saw some woman get a bunch of hand. sanitizer and wash her son's neck with. it the other day and when I was at the.

bank I can't be good for him though that. kid's gonna [ __ ] get hit by lightning. yeah it's definitely it can't be good. for you yeah just letting that alcohol. soak into your skin like that yeah and. just like at a certain point everything. has Dominico diminishing returns. diminishing returns everything does it's. like okay you want to get so clean and. everything then fine you know something. small comes along a breeze but a little. bit of cigarette smoke in it and now you.

a kid can't [ __ ] see for two years I. know Carlin said some stuff years ago. about you know you you spend so much. time washing this and scrubbing that and. making sure you're so clean that when. something real does come along your. immune system is not going to be. prepared for it yeah and you're gonna. die your immune system is that like a. four-star restaurant or something yeah. yeah it's a little bit like a comes in. you can't [ __ ] handle it right you. gotta build it up you gotta do something. to kind of strengthen your immune system. somehow so yeah go play with some turns.

every once in a while Amen bro look I'd. watch people do it yeah I know it's. yourself Mario made you do it. uh oh yeah dude when I was young they. had a kid in my neighborhood used to. make me berries duty in uh in his yard. for him I couldn't play with him and he. was a tough kid like beat the crap out. of you uh no he would [ __ ] in his yard. and I had to bury it. you know and I didn't you know I didn't. I did it man I just did it man I [ __ ].

did it dude this mother was a librarian. I thought she was a nice lady and he. died actually drove a bass boat into an. embankment in the middle of the night. damned if we can look that up Mary. Orofino. and our IP as well man our IP what. summer I want to know some good tales. man we got we have some great video. questions that came in for you that. we'll get to in a minute uh yeah I'm. wondering I want to know what tale from. the manager functor right there is right. there six-day search man damn sure Funko.

well the city is at what town is this in. that's uh Covington Lousiana inch a. functor how it got its name it's a. famous Indian River a big Indian threw a. big rock in there and that's a sound it. may be the winning that sounds about. right. it is yeah yeah that's crazy isn't it by. the overpass man I knew a [ __ ] kid. who jumped off that overpass one time. and [ __ ] hit a boat when he woke it. is that where you're originally from. yeah yeah man well then you know this is. all prayed and we just knew God was.

gonna let his body surface so we could. take him out and give him a proper. burial and we and get proper closure man. Mary Oh Rafi no traveling upstream at. high speed just after midnight that'll. do it man what's he doing driving a boat. in the dark smashed into the overpass. had he been drinking I bet he had it. says Rafina was last seen at a bar right. there hmm. may have had a beer or two that's what.

they put in there but man I'll tell you. that boy lived at top speed from the. moment I ever [ __ ] met him bruh it. was like it was like the whole world was. that I mean he was just at high speed. that kid you know if you were to ask him. right now he probably ain't got no. complaints then oh man he that guy yeah. yeah he didn't I mean I guess I was he. didn't believe in plumbing I [ __ ]. remember that outside you know I got.

this oh we're gonna save a lot of money. mom and dad. kid berry oh that's right lovin what's. some wild stories that happen out there. man oh man wild like or tell me. something I was crazy you know I got. them all chicks trying to have sex to. pay off their bill is that true oh yeah. that happens I know I never did because. you're a handsome guy I'm sure you going. there and there's the opportunity for. sex every now and then it's happened. manok I had a lady in Seattle she was.

she's good-looking she you know she it. took forever for her to come to the door. I still remember it because she was. trying so hard yeah I mean right you can. tell when somebody's coming on to you. yeah you know I'm blind and all but yeah. I mean I'm a dude yeah we missed most of. those signs all the time a lot of times. you miss him but so if you don't miss. him if a regular two doesn't miss and. rush really becoming strong that's what. I've realized with this chick answered. the door in a very thin white t-shirt. okay and that's it Wow and that t-shirt.

was just long enough oh yeah right and. then her stuff was upstairs so I'll show. you you know follow me. so I followed her up the stairs staring. at her ass the whole way up hmm so I. could plunge her toilet in 30 seconds. and fix it and then she has me sit there. for like 20 minutes I bet mmm while she. sings karaoke to me on her little. private karaoke machine no way still in. this little t-shirt oh yeah with great. big titties they that you can see every.

bit of there she didn't even need to be. wearing the t-shirt boat that at it you. could see him oh yeah I mean the shirt. is so thin you can see right there oh. but the point was I knocked on the door. and I got there and I got no answer and. I knocked again and knocked again it it. took her like five minutes to come to. the door and were you getting scared. what do you think she was doing I was. thinking she wasn't there I heard her at. first when she first came up I heard her. come to the door she looked through the. peephole mm-hmm she saw was an old fat. dude probably you know cuz you don't.

know what plumbers showing up to your. house that's true huh so and then it was. I kept knocking I'm like so I called. dispatch because at the time it was this. road oh you were gonna Road yeah in at. the time this was before cell phone so. all we had was next aisle oh yeah beep. yeah you know I hey can you call this. customer that I'm here at her house and. I've knocked I. here that she's in there she ain't. answering oh yeah so they call him okay. she's coming to the door I'm not cool. thank you and she answers the door like. them no I know what the [ __ ] she was. doing she wouldn't God already and put.

her makeup on and whatever else and was. she wearing sunglasses or anything nope. no she's slightly a little bit on the. heavyset side but you know good looking. and it's afternoon is it morning it was. morning probably ten eleven o'clock in. the morning you know here's what. anybody's body's like in the morning you. know right South African white chick. so that'll kind of get an accent oh yeah. it you know but still you know I'm on. the job right your profession are you. wearing a uniform oh yeah yeah and at. the time I was single and still you.

don't [ __ ] where you eat no matter what. no you just it's only gonna be clean. [ __ ] or you don't [ __ ] where you clean. [ __ ] cuz that's that's true too but I I. don't know something got instilled in me. years ago don't ever have anything to do. with anything with work like that right. you know what I mean yeah don't [ __ ]. your clients it's gonna yeah yeah and. it's still a bad thing man once you put. sex into any work equation it all. becomes uncomfortable I me and Nick is.

that why you guys don't get along that's. probably good a separate room no we've. never done anything like that man and we. never will Nick and that's why it's. working so well yeah look I promise you. the second me in here have any sexual. attraction it's over yeah so I moved to. Washington note so the lady are there. you're in the place oh that was it yeah. I hate that you know it's such a it.

could have been so we I marry okey music. that's what I mean what karaoke music oh. she's singing like love songs and stuff. and trying to like sell me her voice. basically and you know why was she. saying that she used to do music she. considered and she was totally into. music and and she wanted me to hear her. sing she was trying to get me to nail. her on the couch right there Wow. where was the karaoke machine this was. after unstop in the toilet I had gone. back downstairs to write the invoice I'm. sitting on the couch she's next to me on. the couch yeah I got I've given her the.

invoice she's got the checkbook and. instead of writing. the check so I can go to my next job she. spends all this time singing and trying. to seduce me basically and I'm trying to. be nice and trying to be cordial I'm not. trying and we'll look lady though what. song I care you have 20 years man. there's literally 20 years ago I bet 15. years ago I just can't remember was it. rap music no no I want to say it was. like slow like yeah so something you. know something softer than that oh wow.

yeah sexual healing Marvin Gaye I think. you got she she was she was pulling out. all the stops to try it I had another. lady in the same town grab my junk I'll. come in and grab me and kiss me and I. had it literally I was married at that. time so I you know he said hey well even. if I wasn't right get off me pay me my. money let me go right let me go. mostly I'd be so scared you know.

we're in an age of lawsuits yeah now we. definitely are though but 15 years ago. people I think we still were and what if. it don't work out say this girl kisses. me and I throw her on the floor and just. Ravager and we have a great time yeah. and then I don't call her back and now. she calls my company and says he raped. me on the floor or whatever no don't. even go down that road totally I'm so. rich so yeah I mean in hindsight do you. ever fantasize about having Evan had a. romantic instance though about you know.

obviously the the South African one kind. of stands out if if I could have gone. back now being single I you know I. probably could have taken a run at that. and had a good time and all would have. been fine but a mate yeah I don't think. they say that [ __ ]. what uh what's one of the wildest year. we got to ask like how much [ __ ] is out. there really and how much [ __ ] is is all. is the middle of the earth just filling. up with [ __ ] all the time like I say it.

all gets processed cleaned and then jump. back into the ocean and but the septic. box that thing that the septic box is. even more. environmentally friendly Wow a better. for everything it it contains it. decomposes it leeches clean water out. into your yard and that's why you see. those green lines and a lot of people's. grass because that's where the septic. tank leach field is okay and it makes. the grass a little bit greener in those. areas Oh interesting yeah but and does.

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your septic tank Oh interesting bleach. and other chemicals tend to kill the. active bacteria they're doing the job so. you don't want that so you want those. cultures you want to create yeah you. want to have like a little ecosystem in. the job my grandma and grandpa were I. mean they had people coming over to. their house but they lived in the same. house for like 25 years and when the guy. came because the law says when you sell. a house that you have to have a septic. tank pumped no matter what oh wow so. that's when you start over yeah so when.

the guy came to pump their septic tank. after it had been buried for 25 years he. said it looks like brand-new Wow this. didn't need to be done this tank is. working properly and if they are working. properly do you know a true working. septic tank will never have to be pumped. dang that's amazing yeah yeah it's it's. a completely self-contained system if. you do the right things - yeah you know. you can't just ignore it and let it. build up you got to treat it you got to. take care of you can't put the wrong. things in it now have you ever had to go.

looking for something that someone. flushed that they need it back like a. tooth or like a wedding ring $20,000. diamond ring really at midnight. yeah and when they on drugs or something. no no no as a lady at an apartment comes. the manager of an apartment complex his. years ago this is in Alabama the boss. calls me and says hey man this this lady. and we know there's a buddy is one of. our clients you know they got 1500. apartments in there we're going there. all. time hey she dropped her wedding ring. down the toilet at the office can you go. get it so I get there and she's just.

bawling crying see you hug her what do. you do just go and you love no yeah I'm. a plumber man nobody touch me area yeah. and I got a rotor probably got turned. somewhere on me so I go in the bathroom. and I take the toilet off the floor and. I give it a shake hmm and I can hear. it's in there oh that's good news man. because if it makes it down the pipe I. gotta send the camera down there and I. gotta basically really slowly with the. camera until I find it and then I gonna. chase something down like a snake with a.

hook on it try and get it out and how. that's like an endoscopy almost how much. does that cost. how much is that up charge with you when. you get that cam out um it varies by. area obviously in this area I think a. camera is around $500 yeah okay so back. in the day this was like I say from 15. years ago I want to say we would. probably charge her around $200 to do. that. fortunately I found it in the toilet so. so I didn't have to go that route I had. the camera in the truck but no need. busting it out nice so I go to shake it.

I'm like it's in there so you shake the. tool you can hear the pipe you can hear. a rattle I can hear that the rattling. around the inside so I say way to think. about it stead of just look listen first. it fell out I got it put it on my finger. on my pinky finger put the toilet back. together and I go back into the office. cuz it's midnight she's still waiting. for me I'm like I couldn't find it oh no. no no I'm kidding here it is here it is. yeah. did you get down on one knee no oh man. here you go she gave me a hundred over.

tip oh it's nice yeah for it cuz it was. an overtime like midnight thing hmm I. think the bill was probably like 85. bucks 15 years ago in Alabama ya hear. that same midnight charge would probably. be wondering yeah four or five hundred. Wow from from a commercial company for. me to come and do it I don't care about. overtime or late night or whatever it's. all same. is there anything you notice about. people like just in different areas. going into different areas over time. like do you notice any difference in. like people in different environments or.

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the morning because it was easy she was. on the go and she was like do not tell. the plumbers that I've been doing that. or the we're gonna have to pay and the. building won't have to pay right and. right when the fire escape there's like. I was such a rat I was like put my. fleshy coffee grounds and the paper. things they would have they would have. found it anyway I never even told. anybody until just now man but I feel so.

bad if I get through it you have to pay. I don't think she did man I think the. plumbers knew that like she was a single. mom and stuff more like I will you know. I've done that before actually where you. know so you go to an apartment complex. so you go to a rental and you know a lot. of rentals out go to where the owner. would say hey if the customer put. something in there that they weren't. supposed to I ain't paying right like. tampons or you know paper towels it was. a big one we get a lot of paper towels.

out of drains baby wipes oh yeah baby. wife seemed impossible to flush they. don't break down yeah so if they get. down there and they get caught on. something they're just gonna pack up and. other stuff is gonna pack up on it. here's a couple of good tips you know. for years they would say coffee grounds. is okay and the garbage disposal. eggshells is supposed to be good for it. No. don't ever put pasta don't ever put rice. don't do eggshells don't do coffee. grounds those are not good for your. garbage disposal they go in the trash or. in the compost your garbage disposal is.

for the tiniest little bits or. whatever's left on your plate is what. your garbage disposal was originally. designed to do chunk that stuff up mix. it with some water and send it down what. about fat like if you're cutting the fat. off of a chicken like you're getting. some Pete chicken pieces I mean if you. guys want to that I'll get it in there. but don't don't take done don't don't. carve a whole chicken and throw all the. extra stuff in your garbage disposal. that's not gonna be good for it you're. gonna call a plumber. what about bones no okay no bones no one. lady one lady called me because she.

stopped up her garbage disposal with a. whole steak she called him his cute her. son was gonna come over for dinner he. called he said he couldn't make it she. got pissed off and she threw the steak. down the garbage disposal it didn't make. it oh and she hadn't cooked it no I was. wrong so yeah that's dead that uncooked. meat won't go down really huh no well no. I mean it'll chunk up but once it gets. through there it's just gonna pack up. Rekha's it's that weird consistency at. that point so garbage disposals come in. different power you know someone really.

strong I went to this frat house in. Auburn Alabama tons of frat dudes and. they needed a new garbage supposed to. their old one and taking a crap or. whatever War Eagle more Eagles war damn. Eagle. so I get him this one horsepower garbage. disposal when I put it in in the head of. the frat houses there and he's like is. this a good garbage disposal is it. strong and I'm like they actually. advertised this garbage disposal will. chew up a beer bottle damn.

and he's like word he's like that's. awesome like okay cool bye give me my. money and I left like a week later I had. to go back to that same fraternity house. because all the pipes underneath the. garbage disposal and the whole main pipe. underneath the house was packed full of. broken glass. because they had a party that weekend. and dudes were going watched this and.

just dropping beer bottle after beer. bottle down the sink. have you ever uh have you ever seen a. gas-powered garbage disposal no that'd. be pretty cool though it'll be pretty. cool huh I think that thing would work I. wouldn't want to connect it to my to my. sewer system no cuz that's just gonna. send too much nastiness down there you. know now if you run out of drain what's. up can you pour gasoline down your drain. don't port Drano down your drain really. no man that stuff's bad is it I guess.

honestly do tonneaus but I'm not even. feeling good about myself as a person. I'll go get a couple things in ray now. and pour it in all the drains in my. place why I think it just makes me feel. like something's being done even though. I'm not feeling good do you own the. house no it's an event [ __ ] hey your. pipes yeah but I just like I don't know. something about it's like oh man I can't. unclog my own life but I'm gonna do my. best on these drains right now you know. I think it's kind of a anyway it's.

anything with hydrochloric or sulfuric. acid pipes are not designed to handle. that Wow it might eat through the clog. but whether it does or not there's gonna. be some residual acid left in your pipes. I have grabbed pipes solid cast-iron. pipes that people had used Drano on and. I can crush them with my hand oh because. they're so brittle or plastic pipes that. just have the whole bottom channel where. the water runs oh yeah gone just melt it. away yeah that's what we had grown up.

Abbi plastic piping right through some. plywood like right boot through a hole. in piece of plywood or so you you think. getting a drain is unstopped or you. think getting a drain unstopped is. expensive try replacing a pipe yeah. that's really gets pricey right so you. you want to spend $20.00 on some Drano. to try and save yourself a hundred or. two hundred dollars on a plumber for. stopping your drain that drain will. might cost you thousands in the pipe. repair that that comes down the road or. the damage that the water leak will. cause because you're not gonna notice it. right away it's gonna do some wood.

damage first and some mold and rot [ __ ]. that's crazy well I can't even yeah cuz. I I guess I'll stop getting it and some. of them I get the expensive when the. little Goldbach. there's better tricks boiling water. works really well gilli yeah boiling. water with a little bit of vinegar in it. and keeps your drain smelling good and. it keeps him running clean dude what's. crazy is in the morning when I get up I. get some warm water and put some vinegar. in it there you go. see we're you you're already right here.

myself oh and drink Haley yeah like it's. like a popular thing we looked at Abdul. Monday how does that work it works good. I feel like it makes me feel they make. me feel like kind of I don't want to say. fresh Brooke that's kind of a [ __ ]. words but it makes me feel kind of like. so you're masculine from this side yeah. masculine from the top all right that's. a [ __ ] Manson Gill what's coming up a. lot is apple cider vinegar yeah yeah. that's why I use all right yeah sorry. not straight up like dye your hair of it.

oh my girl was doing that for a little. while yeah you know like that in. something else. she said it ate it didn't taste very. good but it was supposed to be pretty. good for like does not help good yeah. yeah it does not taste good I just read. on there though that it relieves. nighttime leg cramps which is because it. has a warm potassium and honey damn I. [ __ ] want some right now dude because. I got on these uh compression socks. because my legs hurt what is the most. complicated septic system that exists.

out there or the most complicated one. that you've ever come upon hmm they. don't they are not complicated they're. not no it's it's hard to find one like. that they're they're usually that the. most complicated thing I run into is. when people try and they don't know what. they're doing that day before yesterday. for example I went to a house where the.

guy called me and said this is gonna be. a big thing but do what you can and I go. in there and the plumber couldn't he. wasn't a plumber the guy couldn't put. the toilet pipe in the center of the. space right where the toilet goes so he. didn't and he installed it over in the. corner and he put the toilet on it like. a diagonal. coming out funny and it didn't sit right. it didn't look right. it was not proper not only that but he. didn't use the right material so the.

toilet wasn't even stuck to the floor it. was just kind of oh ya been on a. functional yeah I know it feels risky. yeah and soon as I start moving things. and I get in there I'm like had this not. have taken place in the first place it. would have been so much easier for me to. fix but that I have to undo the problems. of somebody else right and then recreate. from you know basically I got to undo.

all this before I can go back to the. beginning so when it gets complicated is. when somebody tackles a project they. probably shouldn't have yeah should have. just call the plumber in the first place. right so yeah instead if you get brave. ideas to just kind of Lewis and Clark. you're [ __ ] [ __ ] future change it up. and hire somebody that knows what. they're doing yeah it's worth the money. I mean it's some of these companies you. know I can't be everywhere so you're not. gonna get me man some of these companies. are not very cheap but it is worth the. money these guys have learned a lot over. there however many years it took to be a.

professional plumber which your company. Bret it's called toilet champion oh. really. yeah hell it's crazy because in my mind. I'm like this guy is a toilet chain yeah. I want a contest you did yeah I was. putting a toilet together it was a it. was a plumbing supply store in. Washington was having this contest they. had all shitload ha ha. [ __ ] loads of toilets in the box like.

everything is in the box that you need. to put this toilet together oh wow and. the contest and a barbecue and. everything and they had like fenders. there that were selling tools and stuff. like that and this was the contest. whoever puts a toilet together in the. fastest amount of time you get a like a. trophy you got a hundred bucks and there. was something else involved in it and I. did it in a minute 50 for him out of the. box fully assembled no leaks so I get. this little trophy with a dude holding a. toilet up over a head I'm like I'm the.

toilet champion that's been the name of. my business ever since that's beautiful. and toilet champion is based where it's. here and. Angeles yeah hi Pacific area Los Angeles. sir. I tend not to come into LA too much I. kind of stick more toward the valley and. Thousand Oaks see me look I mean I'll. move around where you know dude I went. to Cambria a couple of weeks ago and. repipe the whole house that's four hours. away so so you'll do some adventures. you'll do some stuff um let's see the. toilet champion Riley champion calm man.

it's its own website I love it we got a. question right here from a guy who has a. beard now can you cut your hair and. flush it down the pipe yeah you can't. yeah oh yeah that's all right. don't do it like large quantities at. once but I mean little bits it'll go. through it'll go through fine have you. ever found something a pipe that you. thought this person could be a murderer. doing something dangerous like some bone. and journey like that I found a baby in. a pipe once they you didn't I don't know. what a baby human oh damn.

yeah that was pretty sad day I had to. call the police. you did yeah so she she miscarried he. beat the crap out of her oh she. miscarried flushed it so it wasn't a. very large it was just barely bigger. than the size your hand or so but uh. that fortunately for her their sewer. line was already stopped up so when she. flushed it down it didn't go all the way. and a couple of days later they had.

called roto-rooter and when I got there. and undid the cap out in the front yard. the baby came out oh and I'm looking I. had to look at it for a couple of. minutes because I've seen so many rats. in pipes right so a rat that has been. drowned or is it will lose all its fur. and it'll also be white and very small. and have bones so you got to kind of. look it over it was not dissimilar from. that minus the tail and all that but it. was definitely a human baby Wow. and like so what do you do did you feel.

something like spiritually at that point. at all yeah I felt horrible I didn't. know what was really going on at the. time I think I was like 21 or 22 you. know I was very young so I I picked up. the nextel and I called my boss hey. Lamar man it baby came floating out of. his drain what do I do. I'm way on the country on the middle of. nowhere you know and he goes you pack up. your [ __ ] get in the. I can leave right now don't unstop that. drain don't do nothing so I did I packed. up my I didn't even talk to the lady I. just loaded up my stuff and drove away. they called the police the police showed.

up they did their thing the guy went to. jail for beating the crap out of the. lady ah so at least that happened so. right sad story and all that but also. justice yeah maybe yeah maybe they don't. find out right and maybe he continues. beating the crap out of her. so you know it's funny it's almost like. a little bit of euphemism for life it's. like you think you can put everything. into the hide every year inside of. yourself or in the you know in the. drains you know you know emotional. drains are in the ground or wherever but.

it all comes to the surface eventually. eventually it's all gonna pop out you. can't hide it forever yeah yeah r.i.p. man it's o sayyaa dude what kind of bait. was it a boy or girl do you know I I. couldn't tell it was like I say. associate and it had been in there for a. while so it was already starting to. kinda and it wasn't fully developed in. the last night yeah yes I have been a. dream baby and it was Alabama that was. know about you hmm. I found an alarm clock in the toilet I. found it Elmo. say that you're late for work you're not.

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what up hips I was wondering if it's. true they called the day after. Thanksgiving around Friday in the. plumbing world they really did why no. gang gang gang brah they do busiest. plumbing day of the year for service. plumbers and that's just based on sheer. volume of fee see I mean it's just. called Brown Friday it's to be honest. it's mostly kitchen sinks yeah. potato peels 80% of it's gonna be potato.

peels in the garbage disposal hmm. they you know you got a big Thanksgiving. dinner you just peel 20 potatoes they. all went down the drain they didn't go. very far right yeah so yeah yeah potato. peels that have this have that same. consistency layers and they can gather. up yep so they call it he's right though. they do call it brown Friday man I do. one year I did fourteen service calls in. one day the day after Thanksgiving and. is it mostly [ __ ] related or is it like. a mix of things it's you said a lot of.

its food like I say all right out of. those 14 service calls I think 12 of. them were kitchen sinks so it's just. food particles and everything and the. other two are main lines do you go to. places where sometimes people are. embarrassed like they like come in but. they'll never even look you in the eyes. it's over there oh yeah well not only. that people have a lot of shame around. theses in around [ __ ] I so it went. beyond that because several years after. quitting with roto-rooter I started. working for one of the largest luxury.

hotels in the world. Wow I don't know if I'm allowed to say. who it is oh you're certainly allowed oh. we have four seasons four seasons in. Seattle I'm working for four seasons in. Seattle and and those toilets stop up. just like any other toilet but these. people are fancy and they don't want to. interact with the common folk who is. coming to unstop their toilet. yeah the plumber is a strange guy well I. actually were coming for the four. seasons oh so yeah I was missing one or. four like kind of a.

eventually I worked for three okay but. one at a time I work for seasoned. Seattle for three years as their. overnight maintenance so it wasn't just. plumbing I was doing drywall repair and. painting and all this other you know. whatever needed to be done including you. know all the building maintenance and. handling guestroom calls so yeah most of. the time if a guest were to call with a. stopped-up toilet that guests would not. be in the room they just dip out let you. fix it they don't want it yeah you know. you're already got to smell their [ __ ].

they don't want to talk to you yeah for. the most part there was some small. occasions where they would be in there. and they would just be it it's in there. right yeah lady I know where the. bathroom is I I work here have you ever. had anybody like put on a mask or. something so they don't see like so much. shame surrounding like body you know. activity and stuff they do but no I I. had one lady who nobody hiding behind. their hand or any like anything it's no. no I I had one lady open the door with. the robe and the robe was open I mean. just everything was showing am.

nice-looking or not yeah real nice. looking yeah I'm trying to lose my job. right uh I can't come in I'm sorry like. no no no it's okay come on in and I'm. like no I can't her husband pops around. from the corner and he's like yeah it's. okay come on in. I'm like no it's not okay yeah like you. surprise me with the man I think I'll. try to invite me in here for some freaky. stuff honey down let me fix your toilet. have you ever had anybody offer you yeah. just straight up point-blank here's a. couple hundred dollars watching me bone. Rhonda or whatever you know like watch.

us do something man I might get down on. that but no I never had that that I I. mean if I just gotta stand there and. watch yeah yeah it'll come man I'll tell. you this man when you guys are the. toilet champion you throw in $300 he'll. watch you guys bounties somebody will. hurt you now to come to it hey hey man. money is money you don't pay me $300. look I gotta do no hard work I just. gotta stand there and watch Frank it's. still plumbing you're watching right.

somebody's laying pipe get that half a. sandwich dog here comes a white guy with. a question Oh from Seattle from your old. stomping yeah you got a nice hat on and. I will say before I play this one we got. more questions for you than we have in a. lot. time for a guess but like two-thirds of. them were have you ever had sex on a job. did anybody ask you to clean your pipes. a lot of that stuff type stuff yeah a. lot of euphemisms oh yeah we covered. that pretty in-depth what's happening. Theo Ryan from Ohio when asked Super.

Mario there he was cleaning out toilets. clean up real nasty drain he glove up. the hands or is he going raw he used to. work with this cat in Pittsburgh he's. from Pittsburgh just thought I'd throw. that in there from Pittsburgh he you. know we worked on the river together on. the boats and any time he was cleaning. the shower clean the toilet. he never gloved up the hands I always. called him nasty he said it was cuz he. used to be a plumber and you know all. plumbers did that I just wanted to know.

if Super Mario there did that and he'll. probably try to lie to you say he didn't. cuz you got him on the spot right now so. just don't shake his hand when he goes. to leave Gang Gang Gang Gang brother. Thank You Ryan was that Ryan from Ohio. yep Ryan Boyer Oh. Thank You mr. Boyer I appreciate that's. a good question it is yeah. first four or five years no gloves yeah. that's my toilet champion and and still.

if I don't have gloves I don't give a. [ __ ] yeah I mean if I have them I'll use. them but if not I know how to wash my. hands yeah I'm not trying to stick my. hands in my face or on my eyes or shake. hands with people or anything yeah at. work here's the other thing I went to. cooking school for a year so that was. every day four hours a day thing and and. the biggest thing that that they teach. you in cooking schools to wash your. hands and and such good cleanliness. habits with your hands so I can.

understand the difference you know you. know what I'm saying that it's okay to. stick your hands in poop you know you're. gonna wash your hands before you shake. somebody else's hand all right you know. stick it in your mouth or whatever but. yeah no worries I don't care yeah you. got good hand. etiquette yeah you got hand plans you. play plans for you trying to touch food. right after cleaning out somebody's. toilet yeah I probably wash my hands. three or four times before I do that. yeah you ain't gonna clean out of. [ __ ] and then [ __ ] polish off a.

thing of deviled eggs immediately. most likely not yeah but back in the day. I did a mean in the first five years. yeah I'd go on stop somebody's thing and. then go eat lunch without washing my. hands hell yeah I didn't know any better. I was a kid so yeah and at that time do. you when you're it's it's water when. you're young you can spare a couple. years you're like oh I get lymphoma I. get you know carcinogen or whatever I'll. be fine you know saying I [ __ ] lose a. limb I sprouted another you have your. head invincibility after yeah like.

whatever dude I'll [ __ ] have aw you. know I have a couple spare ribs a buck. and a half a turd for lunch bro I gotta. be careful when I get out of bed because. it's a ways down you know what do we. have Nick let's get to a video question. I'm not we actually had a that was a. great question that by that guy yeah. yeah I I would have just assumed yes. they do wear gloves so that's very. interesting. we actually had a message from someone. you might know oh it's a it's a voice.

memo actually not a video so let's hear. this what's the biggest turd you've ever. seen while plumbing mmm that's my father. really yeah I know that guy's wow that's. like Luke I am your father. how does like Star Wars II and she will. yeah one more time with you what's the. biggest turd you've ever seen while. plumbing oh that's awesome man.

yeah I you know it has to be the one I. was talking about earlier the lady with. the baseball poops. yeah there's : Ryan that's what they. call it's great that's great. it just came in about our own I'm gonna. have to get ahold of my friend and. Alabama and tell him that he'll laugh. he'll remember I have a Houston Jersey. cola drive through this thigh Young. Award winner now I I mean yeah that was. the biggest one while plumbing but I was.

walking down the streets. like I don't know 10 years ago I was. plumbing a building actually and we were. just taking it because we were. commercial plumbers doing high-rise. buildings and kind of got out of that. turd chasing business. that's what they call roto-rooter man. Church a stasis yeah so I got into the. new construction high-rise clean pipe no. no more dirty hands right and we were. walking downtown Seattle headed to Whole. Foods like we did every day to have our. 10 o'clock morning 15-minute break and. we passed I kid you not a one-foot turd.

oh wow I mean in diameter it was a pile. of poop [ __ ] Squatch now that's a sling. in diameter Jesus and where'd they get. it from you think you think it came. directly out of a body think it was a. group of people so human Terrence I'm. human turn and it was just kind of like. one of these kinda soft-serve deal yeah. that's a thing though that's that's a. homeless thing I don't know if you knew. that or not homeless in major cities. [ __ ] on the sidewalks on purpose oh yeah.

yeah I knew that it's like there [ __ ]. you to society or whatever yeah so it's. not uncommon to see a big turd and it's. I almost think like they're kicking back. like hey I got a three-day turd built up. I gotta go find a sidewalk you know yeah. and then we'll kick back and watch all. these people walk past it Oh honestly. you can't [ __ ] find entertainment now. come on man that's that's free. entertainment it's amazing imagine. laying just a real snake in the basket.

heater across the way and then you your. buddy crack open a couple Mattie light. and sit over in the corner and [ __ ]. watch I saw that in Hollywood like two. months ago oh and people had stepped in. it so there was like foot tracks. oh and away from it it was crazy you. know it's interesting too because at a. certain point with bodily functions we. become almost like animals in a way you. know it's like we mark our territory or. oh yeah and when I was young I used to.

be real scared and now you're an aide in. places in my bedroom all right you know. and I think in hindsight I never really. knew why I did it but I think I was like. scared that something was gonna come get. me you know I would mark my territory. you know I don't think it was a choice. that I was making I felt like it was a. not involuntary reaction but just. something that was more on the. animalistic DNA of me you know. did you ever outgrow that yes I did well. I have not yet you really Wow. you'll just do it sometimes I get in.

trouble with my girl and my fiancee a. lot for peeing in inappropriate areas. wow that's interesting do you think. there's any reason why you got into. plumbing no no uh-uh. but I'm drinking sometimes only comes. into play with the with the peeing on. the floor or whatever oh yeah on an. ironing board in a hotel room or. something or ya never know yeah I mean.

so you'll do some wild pissin but also. more to your point like you're saying. kind of every time I move into a new. place and I gotta pee on it yeah in some. somewhere yeah I'm gonna be okay I don't. know why I just have to do my buddy's. dad when I was growing up we used to get. on the roof and how many been drinking. and he let us watch him piss down the. chimney down the chimney come inside and. then mommy wouldn't know we'd sneak up.

and then the mom would [ __ ] gets oh. yeah yes they just get that they just. can't understand why you can't go use. the toilet yeah well as I don't have to. do you you could be you're supposed to. be in the toilet but you can also pee. wherever you want exactly. wherever you want in a suitcase on. ironing board what do you feel like it's. territorial for you I think so yeah yeah. yeah I hope I don't know if I'll grow. out of it I didn't I don't care if I do.

or not really it's yeah it's not really. a the only bad vibe I get from this is. from from the messy on see yeah she's. not comfortable with it well look dude. that's when you break out that trophy. and say hey late I am the toilet. champion it's a little champion I do. with the toilet yeah it is gonna did I. need to get a belt you really do man. I'm not joking bro I probably could give. one of the kids when you go into the. house and they're in there um that's.

awesome that your dad called in because. we didn't know that he was gonna call in. right now right I just recognized the. last name yeah s Cosby was on the lineup. of just people that had called yeah. that's pretty awesome yeah that's cool. did you and your father ever work. together. no he well yes and no not not really so. I'd have to say no I got a job working. at the same company as him but for a. very brief period of time we weren't. doing the same thing we weren't even. working in the same area but it was only.

an in-between until I could construction. plumbers get laid off from time to time. you know you hit a big job or whatever a. high-rise building when that building is. over a lot of those plumbers are gonna. go on unemployment I see it that seems. to be the way of it and I don't like to. sit still yeah so my mom Ann had a. company he was working for and they'll. hire anybody no it's barely better than. minimum wage but it you know his money. Wow so I wouldn't work for him for like. a couple of months but like I said him. and I never really he him and I do.

different things he's a painter and you. guys must be pretty close up he called. in that's pretty cool oh yeah I mean um. since we've become adults yeah we're. best friends oh yeah you know he's my. best guy friend I think wow my fiance is. probably my best real friend and your. dad is a pretty hard worker himself oh. yeah yeah he's 62 63 been working his. whole life so that's cool instilled some. good values I would say yeah it sounds. like a man how do you get from so for. the young plumbers out there and. plumbers apprentices and you know young.

man they're like what do I do do is. there a way up out through that business. how did you you know tell me how to get. that those young men can get from. starting working from a company with a. roto-rooter or a commercial group some. outfit like that how they can get to. that next level of being now a toilet. champion yeah you know or. self-sufficient or self-sufficient yeah. yeah because there's a lot of there's. pride in that. there's even though there's other. expenses that come in you know it's nice. to be able to to have something that.

feels like yours you know to piss in. your own [ __ ] yard yeah you know hey. make no mistake I got to work hard. for and I'm always out there hustling. still yeah I mean I'm not hit a easy. street by any me know and there never. really is the more work you bring on or. create or that you're a part of the more. work there is yeah it's like it's like. growth begets growth and it's it's a. blessing and a curse there's a law of. diminishing returns it's like you know. it's never it's great but it's different.

yeah yeah so to answer that I would say. to start and if you're in your own I. mean. pride I want to say pride in your own. abilities or your own work ethic you. know how hard I work and how I want it. to look is what drives people paying me. they pay me because what I put in looks. good and it works I don't charge a. fortune but I'm not the cheapest out. there either I pick what works.

price-wise for me and I try to be as. completely open and fair with my. customers as I possibly can be and that. seems to work well whether you're doing. plumbing or carpentry or you know treat. treat people right treat them honestly. don't rob them and you'll get customers. for life yeah I've got people that call. me from five six some ten years ago hey. you still in Seattle I got some plumbing. oh no I'm sorry man you know but they. hold on to your number forever if you. did them right that's so true.

you save it in there yeah right plumbing. if you're to ask how to succeed on your. by yourself treat people right and don't. rob them yeah and that'll be fine what. commercial plumbing companies are. charging it I understand the overhead. and the expenses and the insurance and. everything else and advertising and all. that but it's still you know the owner. is making money for doing very little. right you know it feels egregious it's a. little like it's a little too far so at.

at some point you got out though you. started to do your own thing would you. do just you started it in LLC you. started to do I have an LLC right and. then you started advertising how did you. go about that I'm just trying to get. some of these young guys who may be. curious about that sort of stuff how to. get out of somebody else's totally yeah. and get into their own choice up their. own [ __ ] yeah at least for ten years. yeah a Craigslist was a good way to. start that's how I got my start. there's a couple other avenues like. Angie's List and there's a couple of. apps that you can use that will send you.

work but you have to pay for it so. thumbtack Angie's List there's a couple. of others that will give you job leads. but if you were to accept those job. leads they can be quite expensive and. all they are is leads right so if the. customer decides not to go with your. price then you're out that money you're. still paying for that lead yeah and and. they and that bill started getting so. expensive that it wasn't worth it for. the return I was getting out of the jobs. that would hire me I say so it ended up.

being you know some guy needs a new. water heater for example oh okay well. yeah I can put in a water heater way. cheaper than they can put in a water. heater but it cost me $100 just to tell. that guy that and what if I tell him and. he decides to go with somebody I'm still. out at $100 yeah so I gave up on all. those they are an option if you're. small-time really small-time and you're. only doing the minimum bids then it's. probably not going to be too expensive.

but if you're out there and you're. trying to make it a business. Craigslist works pretty well because. it's five dollars per post and that's. not very expensive and you do you get. one job and you got your return on that. yep and word-of-mouth. I think is probably my best I mean that. it seems to work better than anything. and I've been here a few years I have. enough built-up now that I rarely do but. I do post every once in a while on. Craigslist matter of fact that's how.

Johnny found me oh really. um yeah and Jionni everybody knows is uh. is the beautiful little twink and I'm. not sure he's a twink but he is a nice. young man who's on a new PC and actor. he's in he's gonna be on a new. television show called what is it. he was just in he was just in the sixth. season of power power yeah he was just. in the sixth season of power but he has. a new show that he's taping right now. that we can't talk about yeah but we. just did okay oh we don't know what it. is yeah but also we have insurance.

banisky yeah if I'm paying for it. have you ever seen kids like I knew we'd. go to these kids house in some time they. would flush the toilet obviously and. then use it as like a little bit of like. a pool or something. one of the kids oh you see that a lot oh. yeah oh yeah yeah kids kids little. swimming whatever yeah yeah in the. toilet where we had this one kids small. Alan and he could [ __ ] literally bro.

go all the way under the water and hold. his breath yeah in the toilet yeah. that's gross it was beautiful I thought. but yeah now in haunting as an adult if. I saw him in here I'd be like get the. [ __ ] out of there Alan let's see ya. overflow to upstairs tub on purpose yeah. the tub was that big toilet that's. that's a big one to see happen a lot or. bobbing for apples people ever do. anything like they've you ever seen any. crazy somebody a lot of tit to pee oh go.

pee. is that okay yeah yeah yeah dude don't. pee in here I got to mark my territory. somewhere just mark it in the bathroom. across the hall there's a key right on. there Nick we'll get it for you today's. episode is brought to you by toilet. champion you get that [ __ ] oh baby oh. man all right we got a couple more. questions for you that have come in here. from listeners man and then we're gonna.

we're gonna get you on your way man this. guy's just trying not to get a bit it's. a very specific question for him but hey. Theo man this is JD I'm out of Pittsburg. Kansas and I see you on you're getting. on with the plumber so I got a plumbing. question for you I turned my bathroom. sink on it just can't keep up the drain. is full I can't leave it running you. know ah. so I'd like to ask the plumber what what.

should I do about that Gang Gang Gang. bra Thank You Bradley was that his name. it was. Jadey sorry JD Bradley I'm Bradley right. but still not so much thanks JD that's a. good question man that's a really good. question so yeah he's in there in the. morning he gets it going and then he's. like oh [ __ ] I'm trying to shave and. stuff now I got to wait and let it go. down what's going on there bread that's.

happened to every like college house. I've ever been in and like almost. immediately and then you just live with. it. yeah man such a simple fix to really I. love this I love this question JD. five-minute fix he's back in business he. can either grab that stopper and pull it. straight out but sometimes they're. connected to a rod that's behind the. pipe he has to reach behind there and. undo that nut pull the rod out and then. he can pull the stopper out. and there'll be so much gunk and hair.

and nastiness on the bottom side of that. stopper you throw that in the trash put. the stopper back in slide the rod back. in and tighten that little nut that. holds it in place go so what's going on. there is the problem is he if he pulls. the stopper up it won't come all the way. off right there the pipe is like this. right and there's a rod into the pipe. and the stopper is connected to that rod. that way you can't pull it out right so. and that little nut you just it's it's. finger tight usually ninety percent of. the time it's finger tight line and you.

just undo it. pull that rod out to release that. stopper and pull it out clean it all off. a lot of times what I'll do is I'll. clean it all off and put the rod back in. without the stopper and then just drop. the stopper in so it's free-floating you. can you can use it as a stopper it still. works but if you want to take it out you. can't more manageable why oh dude that's. awesome. Thank You JD that's a great question and. I hope that that's a fix for you my. friend and I appreciate you calling it. and leaving that's a great one and also.

I was thinking about you know the reason. why you're here today we thought about. like we just wanted to have like just. more norm just people in the world do. you know like it's just more fun. sometimes to talk to somebody that you. know not having to talk to like. celebrity or try to get solar just sure. it's it's fun to just I don't know. celebrity life is a little different for. sure yeah and um. just glad you're here today that's what. I'm trying to sell thanks man thanks for. having me and what I want to say is so. you talked about putting in that even on.

Craigslist every now and then. yeah and that's how we found you yeah. like our our idea was just we want to. have somebody on we want a plumber yeah. let's let's do it we're trying to get an. illegal alien to come on nice so we're. like we want a plumber so we go on. Craigslist to look and because you put. your ad out there you are searching for. business you are doing your job then. that's how we found you right now yeah. and we were just talking about like. toilet champion at least website traffic. maybe it's not local people who can you. actually hire you but it's gonna blow up.

and I bet you'll get some tpw fans in. the valley hitting you up I'm hoping. dude I'll Drive out there and [ __ ] and. call you but just the way that you put. yourself out there and get and work hard. man and that um and that's how we're. here today because you don't put that ad. out we don't even know about you right. right and this has been an amazing um. there's been an amazing time it was fun. just learning about it so real quick I. got a UH I told Nick this this story you. gotta hear it man it's it is the.

funniest thing that has happened and. it's worth it I didn't want I want to. introduce it but I don't want to step on. it so I'm glad you said something all. right awesome so I moved I transferred. from roto-rooter Alabama to roto-rooter. Tacoma okay and this is the toilet. champion story no ok the toy I told you. that one that was just putting the. toilet together and winning a trophy and. a hundred bucks I had a case i. shouldn't've it off to you that I move. like I said transferred working for. roto-rooter in Tacoma and we get a new.

dispatcher and the new dispatcher that. gets hired is going to come on on right. along with somebody excellent. so she can kind of learn or he can kind. of learn what we do in the field you. know variants yeah so this girl Nikki. she comes with me and we go you know. she's cute is she cute yeah she was cute. enough yeah she's great. yeah they were both big.

you know that lazy susan so anyway she's. we go on you know two three four service. calls or whatever it was go eat lunch so. I I have kind of a rare form of colitis. and my stomach can just blow up at any. time. yeah it sucks it's it's weird to iron. you know but in all the years even with. bad guts and all that stuff I've never. used a customer's toilet because that to. me is just bad etiquette you know I'm.

here to fix it I'm not here to use it. yeah but this instance I had to use it. but I couldn't because everything in the. house was completely stopped up their. toilets were full of water their tubs. with full of water everything they. needed their main sewer line on stopped. and I cannot hold this anymore you got. that boy on I got a [ __ ] so fierce I. know when I really asked him IRL to. start shaking that's when I can't take. it anymore I start sweating o it cuz.

it's it's about to Hannah go out of your. body. yes yeah so what can I do I jumped into. the back of my roto-rooter van I grabbed. a bucket and I shat very explosively and. very loud with her sitting in the. passenger seat no way Nicky with them. tits smelling in here and every bit of. what was gonna bleed you tell her first. I said I'm really sorry I I don't know. what she's like just do it and she's got.

the windows rolled down you could tell. she's not happy about it but she. suffered through it she said the worst. part was the people still had the. plumbing problem so after I finished. blowing up that bucket I had to leave it. there and go fix these people's plumbing. for another 30 minutes leaving her with. the bucket of [ __ ] in the car she got. out for most of it and just kind of hung. out outside I gotta get out get on your. father. so I finish I get the drain unstopped.

and everything else I get back to her. rinse rinse out the bucket and clean it. all out and everything and we drive all. the way back to the roto-rooter office. in silence. not speaking to each other but so much. chatter going on we ended up living. together for three years she was my. girlfriend for a long time that is. [ __ ] like Miracle on 34th Street.

obviously she didn't mind the smell of. my [ __ ] that bad guys so if you want to. talk about a man that's crazy how the. vulnerability of something people. together it right it really does I mean. could I have been more vulnerable in. that situation yeah you know I'm almost. in tears like I'm so sorry I have to do. this oh you know and what did you tell. her to look the other way was there any.

rules you gave well you know in in a. service man you got that bulkhead wall. right behind the right behind the seats. so I mean it's a steel wall but there's. holes through it yeah so I mean she's. facing forward she she can hear. everything that's going on like good. shots she could probably taste. damn near tasty hey you can't do what. you kind of do do you got to do what you. got to do your crazy memory you're the.

best that's awesome you been a plumber. for how long Brad I started when I was. 20 I'm 43 really yeah you look like. Danielle two from our cartoons doesn't a. little bit yeah beautiful do you look. like this kid I grew up in named a and. you'll dude who ironically used to drink. off the hose he would he would put the. hose in his mouth he put the hose in his. mouth and then have you turned it on. even if it had been sitting there all. winter at first I was hit from that. [ __ ] hot hit right I don't mind the. taste of hose water it's all right but.

not too hot hose water he didn't get. that [ __ ] hot it he would go sometime. and lay the whole hose in the yard bro. on the hottest day and let that [ __ ]. heat up for a couple days sometimes dude. writers get in there to boil yeah dude. he'll put him right to the dog bro why. just taste the Lord brother he was he. was about the spirit man you know he. just I don't. but unbelievable dude that you have bad. plumbing in your body and you deal with.

bad plumbing in the world right and then. I became a cook so I could like deal. with it coming in and coming out full. service and Bradley Coski the toilet. champion of the valley and maybe of the. whole world dude. I think it's the trophy worldwide I. think so why not yeah I've never had. anybody try to take it away come take it. off and come take it come get this I. dare you I got insurance we will see you.

in the [ __ ] streets man yeah thank you. for being here today man I'm so happy. your dad got to be a part of it and and. just an inspiration man working hard and. just doing what you do dude and we're. gonna pay you what I don't know what the. time is but we're gonna be 500 hours for. being here today with us and awesome. ya know we appreciate it man a lot of. our listeners are hard-working people. and and we're just happy to be. associated with you so thank you so much. hey you ever get any further questions. shoot them my way all and whatever I'm.

gonna save your number certainly will. toilet champion thank you hey thank you. [Music]. oh but when I reach that round I'll. share this piece of my background I can. feel it in my bones but it's gonna take. little town for me to sell that parking.

brake myself. [Music]. [Music].