A Female Trucker | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #307

today's guest we've been uh waiting on. and we're happy that she's able to. uh finally put it in park long enough to. come and be here with us. she is female trucker. and that interstate bad girl. ginger. [Music].

[Music]. [Applause]. what type of uh what type of like halls. will you be on now so. how long have you been doing trucking. and then what type of halls will you be. on. i've been doing it for about nine years. now almost nine. march i think okay and uh we haul just. about everything from like uh. woodford whiskey oh yeah i love whiskey. too who am i used to. um we might haul uh scott's miracle grow.

dirt. oh yeah just depends on who's calling. for what. you know so we host a lot of aak which. is. like edible oils oil flakes or the oil. in the bottles or. the hardened grease like the lard stuff. we deliver it to places that use it for. baking and cooking oh wow really yeah so. you'll deliver to our like places in the. midwest kind of or no we're mostly east. okay all the east coast so what's the.

longest haul that you'll go out on like. whenever you get your. you work for uh you're a subcontractor i. guess. no i just work for the company you know. just an employee there. and i don't own any of the equipment. okay just keep it nice so it you know it. looks good. parents-wise but uh basically. every truck it's they've all been good. trucks they you know they haul. good stuff you know it's not nothing. that we've hauled that's been. nasty or bad we do haul some carbide on.

flatbeds but i ain't messing with that. and what is that it's a it's a chemical. that's explosive if it's wet so do you. get paid more if you're hauling. something like that oh yeah. yeah cause that's a hazardous material. that you're hauling. you have to have an endorsement on your. license to do that. so and they'll adjust the plates like on. the back of the trucks a lot of times. you'll see those plates you bring those. up. those are placards okay and so what are. those what are those plate what does. that mean what are those. it's different types of flammables. explosives uh.

corrosives whether it's gas or fem. you know fumes or say if it's if it gets. wet. it could be explosive so it depends on. what the material is. and who adjusts those plates like do you. adjust those yeah these are the ones. right here yeah. so yeah the like do you have all of. those plates on your car and they're all. on your rig and they're all adjustable. or you only have some of those how does. that work they're like uh say you got. one. of the diamonds and it turns like cards. so you can pick the one you need and.

you'll latch it to where that it'll show. what's. what it is an oxidizer or you know it's. a. organic peroxide or radioactive or. poison it it'll have that on there. i see so it's all built into there yeah. yeah and you legal do you adjust this or. does the company whenever you take off. with the load how does that work. we find out what it is that we're. hauling first. and they usually explain it on your. bills bill of ladings and then it'll. tell you what. to put on there which which placards you.

have to have because you got. to have it shown in four places which is. the trailer. the both sides and the doors because. d.o.t will pull you over right oh yeah. they get happy with that [ __ ] they they. sometimes they get bored. oh looking for i had an [ __ ] one time. pulling into a weigh station literally. and he's standing out there first time. i've ever seen this. and he kind of looks like a just this. little short [ __ ]. like elmer yeah he's thumping. everybody's tires as you're pulling in.

i was like okay i'm cool you know i'm. good comes up to me. and what is he doing hitting them for. what seeing if there's cocaine like. drugs in them to make sure that they're. aired up oh okay. well i guess what i had a [ __ ] flat. no yeah. drive tire didn't even know it what. happened was as i was pulling in i ran. over a freaking bolt as big as my thumb. oh damn so it wasn't even hot yet. because when i pulled in and he's you. know he's showing me. the tires wiggling off the rim and i'm. sitting there just ready to just scream.

so i was like [ __ ] you know hell. here you know and he's like well you. can't leave till you get it fixed. so i'm calling the shop and i'm letting. them know what's going on and. one of them throws a fit one of the guys. you work for yeah i was like what am i. supposed to do. you know radar every damn thing on the. road today yeah i didn't see it. next time i'll i'll dodge the nails and. bolts you gotta bolt at 12. 20. yeah now but got it fixed and rolled. on. they they didn't give me no ticket or. nothing you know they can be [ __ ]. yeah oh yeah definitely and do you find.

a lot of uh. a lot of the officers and stuff that you. encounter out there a lot of them are. men or women was it kind of mixed out. there. what the police officers they're mostly. men yeah. mostly men and do they give you you. think a different type of like a. different type of. interaction because you're a female or. no you think it's mixed. because i actually got pulled over in. sellersburg indiana. i had a woman in front of me kept. hitting her brakes and. when you're in the truck and you're. doing 65 miles an hour. maybe 67 you know you don't want to be.

behind somebody that don't know where. the hell they're going. yeah you run right over top of them. speed bump you know. and uh like in mario kart yeah oh [ __ ]. and uh anyways i'm. you know keep getting up on her ass and. i'd back off. you know she'd stop and i'd get on her. ass again and back off. and we're all rolling it's kind of busy. we're coming around this uh. i guess you call it like the cross over. there the bridge like. there's a cop sitting there and i had.

just changed lanes to keep from hitting. this woman. into the hammer lane what is the hammer. lane that's the fast lane. okay you know you're in the middle lane. and i went to go avoid her and when i. went back into the middle lane he's seen. it. he pulls me over and i was like how are. you looking when he pulls you over. you're looking pretty good. i was trying to maintain i'm like hi how. are you you know come on in and have a. seat you know. agreeing and [ __ ] and then he's telling. me what i did and i was like yeah i said. i was trying not to hit her. i said she kept hitting her brakes and.

he's like i seen that. i was like okay you've seen it so what's. going on this ain't bumbling oh you know. the lips starting to curl and. yeah he's like well you know you was in. the wrong lane. trucks are not allowed in the hammer. lanes you can't go in the fast lane. and he was following too close plus she. was doing 67 but i'm not gonna. i'm not gonna get you for that but is. that true that you can't what do you. mean you can't go in the fast and you're. supposed to stay in the right lane. trucks are not allowed. in the passing lane in the fast lane. it's usually the middle. or the slow lane so that's if there's.

three lanes right. okay now first two lanes you can go in. either one okay but if there's three. you're not supposed to get into the far. left lane. no ever no i actually got a ticket. ticket. not a warning a ticket in bartow georgia. did you deserve it was my father's in. that damn lane yeah amen. yeah it's hard to do but at the same. time there was an [ __ ]. volvo driver okay he's in the middle. lane story in my life. he's driving up the hill right he's. taking his deers taking his time dude. yeah slow probably america trading on.

his family i'm getting pissed yeah. and i was like well you know what i was. like [ __ ] this and i got over. and got in the hammer lane started. flying up the hill right well this. pecker head decides he's gonna speed up. so we're both racing nose to nose up his. heel we get top of the hill or sit a. state trooper. in the median lights immediately go on i. looked over at that fat guy i wanted to. shoot him in the face. i was just aggravated i was like [ __ ] so. i knew he was coming as soon as i seen. him lights come on i was like okay. that's it i'm done yeah so i backed off.

i let the fat man go. i got over into the slow lane in the. shoulder cop comes over he's a younger. guy he's all buff and big and he's got. an attitude. because he opens the door and he's. looking at me like well. you're going to say something or what. and i was like. he's like you know why i pulled you over. i said yeah probably because i was in. that damn hammer lane over there. and uh he goes yeah yeah it's clearly. marked that trucks are not allowed i. said i bet i was trying to. pass that fat guy in the volvo.

he didn't care hell no he wrote you up. he wrote me a ticket. he's like you gotta pay this and uh i. called him the day. that i got the ticket and i was like can. i go ahead and pay this now. and get it all you know get it off my. back and no it's not even in the. computer yet honey you're gonna have to. wait. isn't that so ridiculous like you gotta. wait nine and they try to get you i. think she'll forget about it kind of. yeah so they can find you some more yeah. yeah you got to wait take your license. one time they told me you got to wait. till it snows you can't pay it till it.

snows outside i'm like what in the [ __ ]. what the [ __ ]. does that got to do with anything yeah i. need to pay this damn give [ __ ] what. it's doing outside. i want to pay this we got a question. from uh a caller right here this isn't. live just so you know this is a video. someone sent in let's uh. let's take this question here for ginger. what up theo. this past weekend uh what up female. trucker guest wanted to ask do you ever. cut people off out of revenge. um i see it all the time on the road.

i feel bad you guys get cut off a lot. my wife's cut you guys off she felt bad. about it. but uh yeah we know there's a lot of. road rage especially here in california. central valley california we love you. over here by the way. um but yeah do you cut people off out of. revenge. gang gang honk honk there you go ginger. you're on the hot seat. straight up honest about that i've. wanted to. you know and there's times when it's.

like you know i'm gonna show you. oh it's some little rich [ __ ] in a. dance oh no sometimes it's other. semi-trucks a damn lexus. yeah whatever and it gets kind of scary. sometimes and. oh it's other semis yeah it's cars as. well semi trucks. it's not like it used to be so the. because when i was growing up i always. felt like there was a strong sense of. camaraderie you know i grew up. in my neighborhood everybody had like a. uh a ham radio you know or a tran what. is it called. cb like a cb radio yeah.

date men that had cbs and so we always. had cbs around everybody in our. neighborhood had a cb in their car. yeah so sometimes if you weren't doing. anything you just go sit in your car. and just talk to people going by on the. interstate uh it's it's not like it no. more. and you would see it would seem like. there was a lot of camaraderie between. the truckers out there it's. it's not you could know you could. actually be coming up on traffic. it's stopping by bumper to bumper all. you see is brake lights. and you'll get on the radio and be like. hey has anybody got their ears on let me. know what's going on up there.

well can't you read the goddamn sign it. was only about 10 miles back. and it's like shut the [ __ ] up. i just asked a simple question you you. know and yeah it starts getting heated. really yeah yeah and i told jeffrey i. said my son. i got the benefit you know it's like you. i've been in the truck before and. honestly be holding a steering wheel. and turn it off oh you can just shut it. down. have to listen to you [ __ ] i'm turning. this thing off you know.

and it's it's the people are rude you. know just. rude so there's not a sense of. camaraderie there's not as much of a. sense it's almost cut throat. anymore and i didn't see that when i was. a kid when my dad was driving. because back then we were allow his kids. me and my two brothers. we would climb in the back seat of the. or the back bed of the pickup truck. ride down i-65 to dean's lake in indiana. go swimming and stuff and get back in. this you know the pickup and. ride back you know do all this to all.

these trucks you know hey. it was part of life yeah you don't. hardly see that anymore. and then people cutting you off all the. time but no you got to think of it my. teacher told me this when i was in. school. every vehicle whether it's a semi a car. motorcycle whatever picture little kids. in it. so that that gets drilled in your head. like it's almost like a mental picture. you have. right off the bat but if them little. kids [ __ ] if they're on their kids.

oh yeah i've seen them you know. you know and and like pick their nose. throw boogers that you know. date it can be mean but most of the time. the little kids are just got the little. fist going. you know and they're just laying on i've. scared the [ __ ] out of bus drivers. oh yeah that's fun it is yeah what kind. of bus are you talking we talking. greyhound are we talking school bus. oh yeah anybody could do with little. kids you got a whole row of little kids. all grinning at you. staring out the window you're riding. right alongside of them you know. and you're a woman too so little kids.

you know kind of just little little more. yeah and i'm just giving that horn hell. you know entertaining them and the whole. time the bus driver's like. holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]. [Laughter]. i was like oh sorry sorry you know going. past her waving. and then finally she right up alongside. of you she toot her horn oh yeah. yeah the kids are having a ball so do. some trucks have better horns than. others actually. let's go to this question we got a. question right here that came in from a. fella that's staying safe.

what's up theo vaughn's brother mound. real nick davis this is jordan from up. in portland sorry about the face mask my. server is about to be here to take my. order um i got a question for the truck. driver. this signal here do you recognize that i. was a kid we used to. do it all the time to get the semi-truck. drivers to honk their horns do you see. that. anymore i haven't really seen kids doing. that these days i haven't done it so. let me know thank you for your service. appreciate you gang gang. gang yeah we don't see a lot of uh i'm. not on the roads that much. right so when i used to drive to comedy.

club you know have to drive around to. them and stuff i would be on the roads a. lot. you know so i'm not on the roads as much. but that's a good question do you still. see it. sometimes yeah and i've actually had. adults that have rolled along young. adults. that have rolled up alongside of me and. get me to do that and they'll start. clapping and they're. all yeah yeah that's like yeah just. reliving their past a little yeah i. guess. that or just you know like actually like. to hear the air horns blow. yeah because it's a lot different than.

the city horn it's two tubes. so so there's different so you have. different horns in there two. okay take me through that one's an air. horn that's the string one that you pull. okay is it a real string what does it. look like yeah it's a string. okay and it just pulls it i guess it. releases from the. the uh will you call them hydraulics. yeah and then it just blows through and. it creates like a train. sound it sounds like a train engine okay. oh. it's cool um how many are there a lot of.

women out there in the sport. or no i've seen more since i was a kid. but it's still like a 50 to 1 ratio. it's still over you know it's it's men. dominated. that's just the way it is you're going. to do it you're going to have to blend. in with them. you have to and what does that mean when. you say blend in with them. well do you mind the story no a little. story yeah i got time for it. example to blend in you would take. you know like uh things that they say.

as insults cry about it get upset you. know okay. kind of pucker up like a girl you know. mousey why did you say that. what there's no room for that right. there's not and you know i'm walking up. to the truck stop and i was getting fuel. i wanted to get some coffee so. i walk in and this big guy opens up the. door for me and he's like nice tits. and i looked over at him and i was like. nice tits. and i walked in he had bigger boobs and. i did. he had some freaking heaters on him huh.

yeah i have to do that. to like i'm walking out with hot dogs. and this guy's like you want to come in. and see my hot dog i got a hot dog for. you hey. and i was like well you shut the hell up. i said i'm gonna go eat my lunch before. i throw up on it. and then just went to my truck and ate. my hot dogs yeah. then that part of it's obviously that's. messed up but at the same time part of. it is kind of funny. yeah a little bit it is funny and you. people watch a lot too when especially. when you're sitting you got 10-hour. break. you can drive 14 hours 11 of that's.

driving three hours is. on duty not driving okay so what does. that mean take me through some of that. so. so the rule is you can drive for how. long 11 hours. 11 hours straight no no yeah you can. drive. up to eight but before the h you have to. take a 30 minute break. okay before they once you took your 30. minute break it'll reset it. to where that you've got extra time to. drive and you usually approximately have. maybe. four to five more to drive and you're.

done and it can't total any more than. 14. that's on duty not driving is usually. like. fueling washing your truck windshield. off or any repairs that might be needed. that's on duty okay and so you'll take. so you might drive seven hours. and there's five hours and then say okay. i'm gonna take my half hour break yes. i'm gonna take a half hour break now yes. and then how much more can you drive for. you take another break. uh you'll only be allowed maybe five. maybe six. more just depends on you know how you. run before.

and once once that happens you have to. take a 10-hour break. okay so i'm just going to just because. i'm not good at a lot so i'm going to. ask again. just so out of 14 hours. you can only drive 11 of them right and. then after that 14-hour space. right you have to take a 10-hour break. yes okay so within 14 hours you need to. take three hours break. yes total total and then after that you. you need to take a 10-hour break yes. okay and do you is that good because you.

you're glad to have the breaks or is it. bad because you're trying to make time. no when you take your 30 minute break. that's it's actually. you know you can break any time you want. actually. like sometimes i'll stop after i've. drove about four hours. and i'll take a 15 minute break just to. stretch my legs get out. walk you know maybe get a drink or pee. and then get back in the truck you drive. another say. three and a half more hours before the. eight's up and i'll take. a 30. that's when i'll have my lunch or.

i'll play a video game on my phone. or just you know just walk around. anything. oh because before eight hours you have. to also take a break yeah. yeah you have to okay that's the law. required it has to be a 30-minute break. okay so with that within every 14 hours. you can only drive 11. right and every eight hours you have to. take a break yes. i got it yes then once you pull over for. the night. and it's time to take your 10-hour break. you can rest area or truck stop there's. times when.

i've pulled over onto a ramp you know as. you're getting. back on the interstate that way when i. wake up i can just. take off keep it and go yeah a lot of. times yeah you will see trucks that are. just right there on the side i always. wonder what's going on. i usually thought sex or drugs. no not for me i'll uh pull my curtains i. got the truck running up to set my. temperature where i want it. you know especially like in i like the. ac on so i'll dim all my lights inside. and make sure my doors are locked and.

depending on the area sometimes i'll. actually like use my seat belt. latch it over the door handle and lock. it so they can't you can't open the door. no matter what you do. yeah and then once that you get back. here you pull the curtain. pull back my covers i got my microwave i. got a keurig for coffee. i got a tv set up in there put dvds in. it or i've got a cord that hooks up to. my. iphone and i watch movies oh wow yeah i. got home movies in a little cabinet that. i can watch and.

i'll sit back here and eat you know. smoke cigarette watch tv. and set my alarm go to bed that's it. and so now are there times that you will. no so i'm guessing that your truck has a. facility of space in there you can get. some rest oh yeah. plenty it's actually got uh bunk beds in. there okay. the bottom one is uh uh like a full to. twin. can you pull that up for us on. freightliner cabin or what would we. bring up you think what we. oh just a inside cab freightliner. and uh look up maybe bunk or sleeper.

berth. that actually would be better look up. sleeper berth. and it'll show you this because you got. a bed up the top that you can fold back. against the wall. if you're not using it so it leaves that. space open for you. or you could pull it down if you had. somebody with you and you stop you. let them hang out up there and sleep but. you don't put them up there while you're. driving. right because they could actually fall. out yeah that sounds a little risky now. which one of these you think seems like. yours here ginger. okay that's see the band with the red.

yeah. that's kind of it's kind of like that. inside okay. because it's got the bunk beds and it's. got cabinet space. and then i've got a spot for the. microwave. refrigerators right underneath of it oh. yeah yeah it's it's nice you got enough. room. that's where i actually learned to dance. for his uh wedding. was in my truck really yeah i couldn't. be with him to. me and him to learn the dance together. so i. practiced inside of my truck so jeff.

sent you a video and showed you how to. do it well. it was part of the movie uh pulp fiction. oh wow. where john travolta and uh uh what's her. name. what's her name [ __ ] karen she was it. was uh. yeah uma thurman thurman yeah when they. danced together. in that restaurant they were at that's. what me and him is mother and son for. his wedding. yeah so you learned that in your tricks. you could stand up and learn that oh. yeah there's enough room in that cab to. do that. and so now there's a lot of oh yeah. there it is right there that's cool.

that's awesome and i was learning that. in the truck because most of it is. just a twist so you're not flailing. yourself all over the place you know you. could get hurt in there. yeah yeah i can imagine that yeah for. some for people that don't know uh. your son is jeff right and he's been he. came in the podcast a while back breasty. jeff right and he had. long i guess just some extra meat on his. breast yeah yeah. yeah i hate it for him but hell man. pretty cool really kind of you know in.

some ways but a really great guy and. he's kept in touch with the podcast and. it was awesome that he just kind of uh. he's like oh i know a woman who'll be. perfect for this yeah he told me about. it. and i was just ecstatic i was like. really me. you know because you kind of like the. the like you feel like the little kid at. the school somebody picked me. it's me cool it's cool yeah my mama's uh. my mom delivers now just for amazon and. but she's always been like a hard worker. you know always been. yeah you know did her own thing you know.

wanted to work for herself. and it seemed like you kind of have some. of that attitude you know well i like. the trucking thing. you do yeah and but i started it a. little later. than most because you wanted to have. children first yeah well. i had my kids first and that was the. most important thing and what did you. what were you doing during those. years staying home and trying to. maintain the bills and. taking care of them and it was it was. good it was financially tough as hell. yeah you know being pretty much single.

but it. it got by we got by so yeah and then i. told them i was like when i get you know. stable. things will be better and it has been. money's. great it's a good job oh yeah yeah. 1200 a week bring home after taxes. oh wow that's great it's nice money yeah. yeah. what you gonna do tonight you think. maybe your ladies at the house and it's. y'all relaxing y'all watching a movie uh. um. jaws or something and suddenly she wants.

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yeah yeah nothing gets handed to you if. it does there's a catch to it. oh there always is yeah yeah there's. always that catch. so for me to have something. gotta work and once they were old enough. and i didn't need babysitters and. you know diapers and bottles and they. could pretty much once they're in high. school take care of themselves oh once. they can make a pot of macaroni. yeah well he's a good cook my oldest boy. jeff he's a good cook. yeah yes he's he is so he you know he.

helped out a lot too so. yeah we're good that's cool yeah um was. there another line of work that you. wanted to get into was always trucking i. know you mentioned that from. growing up you said from your dad was a. in in the business. uh was there another line of work that. you thought about not really um. i did try a concrete mixer yeah i drove. one of those. yeah and it didn't go very well it. started in november. and the old shoots that you used to. let the concrete roll down we're like uh.

45 pounds a piece. you had to hook that yeah and you pick. up each one there's four. and what i'd have to do is like set it. down long ways. drop down to my knees let it drop on my. shoulder then kind of stand up from a. squat. and then walk it across and hook it and. do each one that way. and then i had to learn how to back up. the truck and work the chute at the same. time without overloading or spilling. concrete. damn the people that are working by the. hour.

sweetest people ever take your time take. time we're good yeah. but the white collar that was actually. like. the suit thai people standing watching. you you spill a drop. and you're a piece of [ __ ] get the hell. out of here you don't know what you're. doing. and then that's just and so you just. pull up to job sites where it's been. ordered. yes the concrete and you say look i got. this load we're ready for. footers to a personal person's driveway. or sidewalk so now uh what was the first.

one you said. what not not the sidewalk the other one. oh the driveways. uh purple's personal driveways or their. little garages or footers at buildings. like they're getting ready to start a. big mall or something and there's some. tubes that go in the ground and you got. to be filled with concrete yeah. so you could handle those so are there. some jobs you couldn't handle with. concrete where it's like they needed. like part of a wall done yeah. when somebody ordered some concrete um. i was actually there for this uh there. was another concrete truck that beat us. to the place and it was in a residential.

area. he drives into their yard and sinks damn. yeah. so all the concrete it sunk up to the. tank so it the tank couldn't stir. and if it can't stir then the concrete. will set damn well it set. in the truck so all that got wasted. they'd have to jackhammer all that out. of there. really then they had to call tow truck. to get the truck pulled out of this. person's yard that they. damaged he's fired yeah yeah. yeah it seemed like a lot of extra risk.

on that job then there's just so many. other variables where you could. you know lose your nut for the day you. know oh yeah yeah it's one mistake. i mean a heavy truck like that with. having it liquid in it there's that. surge. you know you make a turn and it'll surge. to the right oh because of that volume. of that converge to the left the weight. of that. of that you know to stop and it'll push. the truck forward. yeah crazy yeah damn almost makes me. damn erect that sounds freaking kind of. sexy was it a little no i actually like. the semis because.

in november when you start out and. you're like spraying the truck down. and it's november you're getting wet i. don't care where the [ __ ] you stand. they'll say oh downwind i was like yeah. okay whatever. you got to get back in the truck you. peel all your clothes off you put them. on top of the heaters. and you got to let them warm and dry out. before you get to the next. stop and this is in a rig huh that's in. the semi. or the uh yeah okay and so you'll just. drive in your underwear. you could but you know put a t-shirt on.

or something yeah. yeah you have to you have to because. i've sitting drove in my pajamas. and the old school truck drivers get. pissed off about that really oh yeah. you're supposed to be in blue jeans and. uh cowboy boots and a tucked in flannel. shirt. and now is that an actual protocol. you're supposed to be in for oh no. no it's just the older school the older. guys the old ones that's been driving 40. and 50 years yeah. you know that's the way that they did it. that's why you should do it you know. too many people out here wearing pajamas. yeah you know.

somebody out here in damn pokemon. freaking onesie exactly. flip-flops and pajama bottoms and uh you. know or they'll come out with uh. eating caviar that ain't a real damn i. seen. this lady get out of a truck one time. and i don't know how in the hell she. drove like that. uh her fingernails were like three. inches long. damn she had on all this jewelry she had. this huge weave. she had on his fancy white outfit the. whole outfit was white. oh wow you gotta reach under the fifth.

wheel you've gotta. touch greasy dirty [ __ ] and it's like. how the hell. is the high heels that look like they're. six inch spike boots how could you do. that you can't yeah. i wear tennis shoes like these maybe she. had a sidekick with her all right. she got out of the truck by herself you. know usually if you'll see somebody in a. passenger seat or. you'll see the truck move around for. somebody in the cab okay you know but. you didn't she just got out and i was.

like ooh fancy pants. all righty then uh now are there some. fancy ladies out there on the circuit. what do you guys call it the circuit the. when you out you know just out the run. like when you're out on the. when you're on route otr or just yeah. what do you call it. it's it's just um hauling and you're in. route. you got destinations such as um you know. your pickups and deliveries and. you know you'll deliver here and then. you'll go somewhere else clink clear. across the country to pick up.

you know that's dead heading that's. empty okay and then you'll go. pick up there and then you could deliver. somewhere else or. we bring it to the yard sometimes and. just drop it for the local guy to take. it and what's the yard prison you mean. no no it's uh the yard's like where our. company is. that's where our trailers are our trucks. are all at where the office is. the shop where they fix the trucks oh. that's cool we call it the yard yeah man. i bet my mom would. love doing that job she just likes. working for herself she likes.

you know like i do too yeah not having a. ball standing over top maybe 24 hours a. day. yeah you know worrying about what you're. doing where you're at when you're coming. in. yeah yeah is there a level of proof in. your in your line of work that like i. want to prove to men that i can do this. or it has nothing to do with them. yeah yeah yes yes you and women have it. i think. in my opinion a little harder because we. have to prove that we can drive. right which is notoriously yeah been. misproven by women right.

right especially in semi trucks i mean. we get picked on for driving especially. in south korea actually. are there any and i'll just ask point. blank because that's all i know is but. are there any asian truck drivers have. you seen any. man yeah men never seen asians. never see asian women driving never yeah. i think always the men always the men. yeah and they're tiny. oh yeah they're so tiny little jockey. little engine jobs just little tiny guys. oh yeah a little nine. pound fella yeah a little chin yam right.

here. [Laughter]. well he weighs 19 pounds a little rice. little rice bit yeah. yeah just cruising yeah um it's a pretty. now i i i've i believe that the. the truck industry is getting pretty. diverse there's a lot of middle eastern. truck drivers now yes there is. yeah and to be honest with you everybody. that i have ever seen. or out there that's different you know. the towels and the beards you know. that's not a terrorist that's a truck. driver right.

he's gotten out and actually helped me. before spot me and getting in the spot. you know just. just by there was no word communication. at all. he's just telling helping me out right i. didn't ask him he just. volunteered and done it yeah i'm driving. down the road i see him and they're like. this just a waving and it's like. what's up you know it's a pretty diverse. sport though these days yeah. yeah yeah because you would think. especially when i was growing up it. seemed like it was a white man kind of. did it yeah. um or black man white or black man you. see a lot of black men driving.

um i see some black women driving yeah. um it's mostly white women driving. because you don't see a lot of. diverse women different different. countries women drama and it's usually. just. white yeah but or black um. i remember two men they had a lot of. hispanics a lot of hispanic drivers oh. yeah huh a whole lot. um and like i said a lot of foreign. a lot of foreigners they can't even. speak english like middle eastern guys. yeah.

yeah yeah because i remember reading an. article a few years ago. um that about the. growing population of middle eastern men. that were driving long haul. yeah and it was like oh that's. interesting and i guess it was because. they also were buying a lot of the. service stations and stuff as well. so i think they're just you know one. business kind of led to the other maybe. oh yeah yeah it could have possibly um. let's take a question right here we got. a question from a beautiful young fella. right here.

what's going on theo big fan been. listening for a while and i got a. question for the female trucker across. from you. so mit or somebody did some sort of. study on female truckers. and found that on a scale of one to ten. um. they ranked 4.4 on how safe they felt on. the road. so my question is what's the scariest. moment or interaction you've had as a. female trucker. um good question and how safe do you. feel on a scale of one to ten on the.

road. um big fan theo gang gang hong kong. hang brother that's crazy two people did. hong kong. yeah what are the odds of hong kong yeah. yeah. uh that's a great question yeah what's. the safety like out there. um it it depends on where you're at. actually um. there's some places truck stops that. i've stopped at and i didn't know it at. the time. uh but i was told once i got back. obviously just didn't matter. uh that i could have got shot there damn.

uh mugged for being a female does anyone. just anyone but also. female that's the bigger target right. you're weak. um defenseless you know oh yeah if i see. seven or eight people out. you know wandering around at night well. what i'm saying females. walking around you know sometimes. drivers actually think that you are a. lot lizard. oh yeah and you drive a truck oh yeah. yeah. and but now but but that would go. against the grain really to be a lot. lizard that also drives or do you think. they have that. they yeah i think they do i've actually.

heard about that. yeah that there are women that will. charge to sleep. around in truck stops while they're. driving and they're making an extra. you know buck on the side yeah uh hell. no. i've seen some of the [ __ ] walking. around out there you wouldn't hook up. with it. hell no no now do they have uh so so you. said so some of the truck stops can be. kind of shady yes. um is there a like. do you feel like is there moments where. you feel like scared like.

you go into a place it's nate it's it's. night time you're walking back to your. truck. do you guys usually park a distance away. from the. yes service station i try to keep. everything i need in the truck. so the only time i have to get out is. for fuel or if i have to do a pre-trip. and you check your truck before you go. now there's been times that i've gotten. out and literally. been so scared that i'd run back before. my pre-trip was finished. just that creepy ominous gut feeling. that somebody's watching you.

yeah now take me through one more time. the pre-trip what is it it's uh when you. get out and your trucks run and you. check your oils you check all your. fluids you. make sure your turning signals work you. know the pressure in your tires. make sure everything's just smooth and. you walk it. you make sure your air lines are all. hooked up you walk your truck you check. everything yes. everything make sure doors are still. locked and loaded you know fastened and. then. come back around and once it's all done. usually it takes about 20 minutes. oh wow yeah so you want to check.

everything now do you use a pressure. gauge when you're checking the tires. no usually i'll just dump them i'll take. a hammer and hit them. now you can tell like the way it bounces. off that they're pretty full. but if you hear a thud and it doesn't. bounce. usually that means it's flat or it's. going flat okay so it's kind of like. what you look for. and how many wheels do you actually have. on it 18. damn. 18. i knew it oh yeah two stairs. so you got two four six eight drives.

and then the rest are all trailer so. what do you mean so you got eight drives. eight. so it's an eight wheel yeah so it's. eight wheel drive yeah. let's say yes when it sits yeah see one. two. three four one two. three four i'm trying to think yeah no. it's tricky. now it's if he could pull up a picture. of the trucks. and he can actually count because it is. 18 total. but i'm trying to like i got a brain. fart going on here.

yeah there you go there was a perfect. picture right there. okay there's the bottom of this one up. there at the top. next to the red one there you go that's. it. so those are your 34 yeah you got you. got the eight. eight drives two drives yes and the 10. or just. trailer yeah wow so now if you take the. trailer off then you're an eight-wheeler. no it's 10 10 on the cab honey oh it is.

yeah yeah. 10 total you got two in the front and. then eight. in the back so it's ten on the ten on. the cab okay so. we got eight on the trailer yeah that's. where i was trying to think something. don't sound right. wait a minute hang on hang on let me. think yeah i was thinking you had four. in the front i'm. yeah i really went wrong there yeah yeah. two up front. and then eight on the back of the of the. what is the whole it's called a bob tail. a bob tail bob tail. that's the that's your whole cab with no. trailer okay it's bob tail so that's the.

bob tail yeah oh that's cool. yeah okay so you get to a uh a services. you do your pre. pre-trip mm-hmm so take off before you. take off to what leave or to go into the. service station or whatever. no it's before you leave like if you're. fixing to take off anywhere okay. like you just got a new load you're. getting ready take off with you picked. up or. say you're waking up in the morning. after your 10-hour break that's when you. really want to check it because there's. people that will unhook your airlines. while you're sleeping damn. or they'll pull your fifth-wheel pin why.

and it's just to be a jerk. and if they pull that pin and you take. off and you ain't checked it. your whole trailer will drop right off. and your cables will still be hooked and. ripped oh yeah they'll rip right out. that happened to me at the gas station. all the time i'll put that gas in fill. that bastard up. take off baby cost you 170 dollars i'll. tell you that praise god i've spent. almost i've spent almost 800. ripping them [ __ ] off and you don't. get to keep the thing you got to give. the thing back yeah. yeah they always want that little uh. pump thingy back.

and the whole bastard yeah they went. with it yeah just hateful man it's big. business you know. we've seen trucks that like them so much. they took them with them too oh yeah i. can imagine. we want a souvenir from the truck stop. yet how long does it take to fill up a. truck when you go to. fill up gas and are y'all on diesel what. are y'all running. diesel fuel okay diesel fuel only and. then you've got the def. which is a diesel efficient fuel and it. smells like cow piss. is it two different types of fuel yeah. okay so tell me so tell me about that so.

you can't so can you pull into just like. a exxon and get some gas or no. no because our company uses the points. for pilots and flying js. okay so you pull into those specific. stations yeah well now if it's emergency. fuel we can use a ta or petrol or a. loves. but he prefers us using those right so. he gets extra bonus on the points. right so we go there and use those and. it usually takes about. oh yeah about 10 minutes to fuel it up. completely. and i think it's uh 250 gallons.

yeah yeah so dude if you get in an. accident you're going to die oh. yeah you're going swimming in some. diesel fuel wow yeah. that's wild yeah um when you were. do a lot of uh are there a lot of. swingers out there on the road because. i would imagine couples go ride together. sometimes do you see that. yeah there's husband and wife teams a. lot and i like i had when i started i. had male trainers. okay for me it was easier just to listen.

to a guy. you know i don't think two girls cooped. up in a truck is a good idea. oh well these two women died that did it. in that movie. thelma louise them [ __ ] died man so. you're probably right about that you. know uh. but yeah i think um you know i won't. even have the. if if there's someone who's driving me. an uber or anything like that. and they have the female voice on the. phone. i'll have them turn it off or change it.

it reminds me of my mother's voice i. think or just reminds me of something. like this tom. i was going to fire his ass several. times for getting me in the places i. ain't supposed to be with a semi-truck. yeah. tom you're an [ __ ] um do you keep the. voice on the whole time do you shut it. down. no i have to shut him off he gets on my. nerves i wanted to sling him out the. window before. yeah you know um speed warning speed. warning. speed warning so hell no shut up yeah. how fast can you go in the in the rig 72.

that's. top speed there's a limit on it yes it's. governed as fast as it'll go. now if you're going downhill that's a. different story you can get it in. neutral and let it open up. uh you can just leave it in in the gear. it's in 10th gear but. if you're heavy and you can't control it. stopping doing that. really but i'll let it cruise about 75. hey man. rock and roll yeah let's live a little. bit gotta get there put on some acdc and. cut it up. yeah hold the steering wheel great yeah.

yeah what do you listen to while you're. in there oh all different kinds of [ __ ]. there's uh. some clandonia music that i listen to. it's irish. yeah and it's bagpipes and drums oh wow. and that'll get you [ __ ] pumped because. you you're driving and it just. you know it'll get you hyped up where. you're really seriously going it's like. uh. clandonium it's called yeah clandonia. clandonia yeah. huh yeah and it's straight up irish. and it's it's like the titanic music. that i listen to when they're in the. lower deck oh yeah and they're partying.

it's kind of like that but it's. basically just drums and bagpipes. now you're like damn william wallace out. there there yeah yeah. uh and the truck is my sword yeah. do you do you keep a weapon on you and. yeah i got some oc spray for my son okay. yeah and a hammer works really well. okay uh guns no uh we could have one. but it i don't i don't really want it. personally in.

the company truck yeah you know our boss. is pretty lenient about it but he's not. like giving us the okay. it's like you can protect yourself but i. don't really want to know about it. okay you know and he's a good guy so. here's a fella right here that also owns. an animal and they got a question. hey yo what up theo what up guests my. question is. is there equivalent male lot lizards for. female truckers. anyway gang gang bruh gang baby that's a. great question. yeah how much sensuality is out there on.

the uh. a lot really yes um there's a. couple of places uh in indiana that's. way up north way up north that's there's. a truck stop that's really. bad about it and they will just pound. the [ __ ] out of your door. and they're men women women mostly women. and they're showing up for sex. yeah no i mean i ain't sticking my head. out that curtain yeah. because if it happens to be a man. i really don't want them knowing that. there's a woman in the truck right.

so i just keep to myself back there will. you do a man's voice or something. like that [ __ ] off yeah you know. it's pretty good pretty good. [ __ ] off you know and it'll work it'll. work you know. you keep the lights off yeah you know. and you don't let them know that you're. you know prancing around in there you. just don't make yourself known. you just try to keep to yourself keep. doors locked so you feel pretty safe. once you're locked up and everything's. locked down for the night. you feel pretty safe yeah the rides had.

me scared though. yeah because i was worried about you. know the busting of the windshield the. busting of the side windows. because then they can climb right in. yeah and the the sad thing is every time. you see one of those riot videos they're. always stopping a rig you know yeah. yeah i've seen them pull the drivers out. of there oh yeah and that's scary. and the bosses told us what to do you. know if that ever happened. he's like you pull up you blow your horn. you let him know to get off. he's like don't ever roll your windows. down keep your doors locked. and he said turn on your flashers he.

said you call the police on your headset. but you continuously keep moving do not. stop. and if somebody so stupid does stand in. front of your truck and get squashed and. that's what's gonna happen. you know if you stop then you're setting. yourself up to get hurt. yeah be even if they're just protesting. there are some of them that are out to. just. yeah some of them aren't out there. protest they don't want uh. you know black lives matter or any life. matter yeah. this is totally i want your [ __ ] in that.

truck yeah they want your life not to. matter. yeah give me your money i want your. radio i can get this i can get that. and as your truck is just slowly rolling. away and they're getting the crap beat. out of you yeah. you know it's also getting stripped on. the inside and then. you know by the time you get back to it. you know half bleeding and dead you're. like what the hell. you can't even drive back somebody get. me. you know so that's that's it spooked me. but that's a good plan though. flash flashers going contact the police.

on the headset and just keep it cruising. yeah. yep it's a low speed you don't try to. fly through like they're bowling pins. you know. which you'd like to just cartoon you. know watch them just fly left and right. as you plow through. oh man i definitely take on some antifa. son yeah you know. they run four four they run four or. eight rigs through that park up there in. portland and i think that. did you ever see the video on uh the. internet where the fedex driver was. or was ups i can't remember which but. was when it first started the riots.

this guy was climbing all over this. truck and he was. it was threatening you bring that up. sean and uh. the fedex truck took off and the guy. actually got pinned in the wheels as the. trucks rolling people are screaming for. him to stop. why would why would he stop they were. climbing all over him there was like. 20 people all over these days how. suddenly you defend yourself. jungle gym you know it was just on. youtube brother it was really scary.

and i cried for the person that got. rolled over i did i felt bad it was a. horrible video. but at the same time i'd have done the. same thing as that fedex driver. had to you don't know what they would. have done to him. you know to get his whatever he's. carrying. yeah i'm not dying uh st louis man dies. are being dragged by fedex. that's it yeah here we go. they may have cut it because it was. pretty violent. i don't know if they clipped it or not.

but yeah man you're doing your job. somebody interferes because they have. some. social right uh social justice issue. what is fedex this is just thieves this. is just people stealing that these. people aren't about any this isn't about. anything. right i think this is pretty much it but. this was this was pretty sad. the guy got him see how he's got the. double trailers. he got him between the two he got in. between the two of them and got wedged. in there. and he got drunk quite a ways before you.

know the video. what your mindset is because i've been. in mindsets where i feel like i need to. stand up for myself or i feel like i. need. some sort i want to act out for some. sort of justice. but then also going in between two semi. trucks. just doesn't seem. like where i'm going to find any of that. right thank you for enjoying this. episode with this beautiful trucker. and i want to tell you something right. now that the holidays are upon us and. it's a good time to take care of. yourself and others. and you want to communicate with people. during the holidays you don't have to be.

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for different they'll use all different. reasons to try to get your phone number. now what is some of that take me through. a little bit um one of them is uh. i uh i like the trucks y'all are driving. uh. tell me about your company are they. hiring can i have their phone number. it's like sure so i'll write down. karen's number you know give it to him. and. tell him to talk to nick you know he'll. he gets you a job we're always hiring. and they don't call they're not calling. oh well can i have your number to let. you know how it's going i said hell no. what the [ __ ] you want my number for. he's like and that's exactly what he.

said that's what i would have said. damn he jumped back just like he's like. whoa whoa whoa whoa. and i was like but what you need my. number for and he's like well i was just. gonna let you know how. you know the process is going i said. they'll do that thank you very much. you're a shark on them now do you hear. any stories about those places that's. popular for swingers and stuff because i. would imagine here's what i'm saying is. if you're taking a. spouse out there if you're a man and you. have a female. side p sidekick with your wife you know.

or whatever it is called. and i can't imagine y'all aren't doing. swinging and there's a lot of swinging. out there in the midwest too especially. in missouri. oh do you encounter any of that hey do. you hear any stories of it is there any. no actually if there's it mostly what i. see is men that are single out there. picking up. the lot lizards okay you know and. they'll get what they want and then send. them on their way and then they stop to. the next truck you know. is it usually set or they is it [ __ ]. and is it oral sex do you know what it. is.

i don't even know yeah it just i guess. it would depend on the girl and how much. money he wants to spend you know but. yeah. do you know the rates on any of it how. how no. i wouldn't want to yeah because it's. literally like. you got to worry about them girls. sometimes because i've been told. that they can actually lay underneath. your trailer. and as you're coming out to say if. you're a man you're standing out there. taking a piss. they cut your ankle they can cut you cut. you in the back of it.

rob rob your ass just like hostile and. that's you got to watch them i've. watched them at night when i just. pulled in and it's two o'clock in the. morning and it's been raining. i'll see you know it's it's actually. raining there's a woman walking around a. pair of shorts and high heels. and she's tapping well it's dark. can't really tell that helps but you see. her you know going from door to door to. door to truck to truck to truck. and then the next thing you know she. disappears for about 20 minutes.

and then she's out again you'll see a. light on in the truck that's the dome. then you know they tell us. i know what you're doing uh-huh and then. she'll come out but. i've seen them walk around the trucks. like they're looking for [ __ ]. right or maybe they're gonna disconnect. something or pull something. you got to watch them because you don't. know what they're doing well they have. that famous documentary with eileen. warnos where she. wasn't she killing truckers no she. actually was killing just.

random people that was picking her up. right she was prostituting herself out. and just randomly picked out some dudes. and. do you see is there any pimping or. anything like going on out there do you. see anything like that do you know who's. approached my trucks. and my truck is usually men drivers. other men drivers. just wanting us now are they asking. specifically for sex they're just kind. of flirting or. saying i had a bosnian guy he told me he. was from bosnia. and uh he wanted to tell me how big and.

beautiful my boobs were. oh and i was like okay okay you know. pretty cool. i mean first of all that is nice it was. in maryland you know i'll tell you this. if a lady came up to my window for no. reason and said hey man i like this. yeah yeah well this is kind of scary you. know you're a girl in the truck by. yourself you're right. my bad you're right anyways he's uh. he sticks his body halfway in my window. okay it's a beautiful day i had to wind. us down which is stupid. you don't do that so he put his head in. the window and he was in his body was. okay. the window up to halfway yeah i'm.

standing there making up my bed you know. just kind of going to stretch out or. watch tv yeah the window's open it's. nice outside. beautiful day next thing i know i turned. around and i was like ah i screamed and. i was like. you could get a shot like that dude what. the [ __ ] get out of my truck. damn and he's like or not he wasn't bad. looking. now we're talking but it's a steal bossy. let me see where it is on a map. yeah check it out bring him in because i. asked him if he was rushing and he got. pissed at me. oh yeah they get upset he's like oh hell. no i'm not rushing we'll just wear a. sign that says bosnian then dude.

cause it's like where are you from and. he's like bosnia. yeah we hate russians yeah they'll fight. man they love to fight russia. yeah um maybe google bosnia bosnian man. outdoors maybe but yeah he told me that. uh if uh. if he he would hate himself if he didn't. tell me that he wanted to. have a good time i was like roll on. alabama i. know no the bearded guy look at him. let's look at that guy down a little. third row no i'll tell you what he. looked like was more like the.

uh the top roll up there and third guy. that's the same guy but i mean. that's more like the picture okay that's. what he looked like wow. handsome kind of like he said a little. bit handsome he was okay oh yeah but it. was just too weird man. yeah it's a bit of a heavy approach you. know you can't do the flake thing you. know it's kind of flaky. yeah yeah you can't just peek in my. window no yeah it wasn't a pivot. um it wasn't a peak it was not a peak it. was a full blown. wow i'm hip on your truck you got big. beautiful boobs yeah.

and i was like oh my god it's like i. would hate myself if you not have sex. with me. in my truck did he say that yeah. basically yeah he wanted me to get out. and have sex with him in his truck. i was like get the hell out of here at. least he really laid it out you know. i guess exactly yeah because that's a. tough thing on this podcast we try to. encourage young men to like at least. shoot their shot you know but that's. kind of a shady way to do it well i'll. tell you some funny stuff too about. other. episodes as well we had a i was doing a. dedicated run which is the same thing.

every day and i was leaving from our. shop which is in louisville. to indianapolis ups okay. and coming back same thing every night. well started running into the same fella. that. in a car right up alongside of me just. grinning and a waving. you know from his car and i'm like hey. how you doing. and i'm driving on you know next thing i. know he's blown his horn. so i glanced down and he's got his junk.

hanging out oh wow. okay his penis huh yeah oh yeah wow then. he backs off. okay then he comes back up alongside of. me again he's grinning even bigger this. time. oh yeah his pants are down to his knees. this time okay. well i'm sitting here just driving you. know like literally wanting to put my. hand next to my face you know and just. kids here. because i'll slow down you know for them. to speed up a little bit then they'll go. back and then they'll. keep alongside of me the whole time no. matter what i'm doing oh yeah regardless. of the traffic that's going on around us. it's just you and them in the world.

it's like i saw this guy five. separate occasions same stretch of 65. in india indiana and i named him jerk. off jim. oh yeah he's out there huh. he painted his steering wheel oh yes he. did. what color the white ooh. [Music]. that body glaze i bet damn nasty. so you can now you could see his penis. now can you see from the tr. from your oh yeah it's the perfect view.

you can see over to the driver's side. i can see everything wow inside of a. vehicle. a four-wheeler so if i'm driving right. and i have my penis. out yes can you and you're in a uh. in a rig yes how can you see my wiener. can you see it from. through the front window no it's from. the side your side window the passenger. side so you can see from the passenger. from over. me wow so you're passing me in the fast. lane i'm in the slow lanes two lane. highway. like i-65 is through indiana yeah i.

could see everything inside of your. vehicle your back seat. front seat drive so if i put my penis. out you could see it i could see. everything that's all i could almost. count the hairs oh wow. almost hell yeah i didn't know y'all had. such a good size. oh it's a hell of a view it's the. upstairs view from you know. seeing y'all from downstairs what about. this did um. do you see a lot of like uh oral sex. going on between couples occasionally. i'm sure you see a little bit of that.

sometimes. it yes and no yeah but most of the time. they're not. like you know trying to show it right. they're just right on down the road i. was like oh damn did you see that. there ain't nobody in the truck with me. i'm just like yeah. have you ever had a guest in the truck a. male guest or no oh just. i've had my oldest son with me once and. i had. my daughter with me she got to grind. with me once and. uh i did have a team. a member from work co-worker we did team.

for nine months. running back and forth to miami florida. twice a week and is that was that. enjoyable or no hell no. i hated it really yes because y'all. started getting on each other's nerves. oh oh my god. i wanted to kill him oh there's so many. times that i almost left him at truck. stops oh yeah and that's for you chris. if you ever listen to this amen chris. yeah chris chris santana yeah smacking. your [ __ ] gums while you're eating. yeah damn bruh tell everybody's toenails. in the floor. oh body hair in the bed sheets come on.

the crisp bottle's rolling around uh-uh. he pee in a bottle. [ __ ] yeah god water bottle really. rolling around there's there's two water. bottles oh it breaks my heart oh. it broke mine oh i wonder women y'all. so you guys ever pee in like a pan or. something in a cup. in a cup yeah but as you're driving down. interstate like if you're teaming. yeah and they're driving and you got to. pee that window goes down. and out goes the piss and you keep the. cup amen and what do you do with the cup. just sign it and give it to me now you. stuff a paper towel down in it put the.

little top back on you know where the. straw goes. and that way it keeps the smell down you. put it in a bag i like that. yeah sanitary reasons little tricks of. the trade you learn as you go huh yeah. yeah um we had a question that came in. right here from some gentleman or or. yeah this fella right here this happy. guy right here. hey theo my name is brooks long time. listener from florida south carolina my. question for your guest tonight is we. all know that truck stops for the mecca. of the dark arts. what's the craziest thing you've ever. seen go down at a truck stop. thank you for everything you guys both.

do love you gang gang. gang brother i'll tell you almost i'll. lead on this one go ahead. so i was going to college. and and i did go and. i went from louisiana and i drove. to uh tucson arizona. and i had worked all summer man to save. up some money so i had me about 1200. in cash and i'd stayed up i was up i was. doing uppers gas station uppers no doses.

oh yeah you know snorting whatever. caffeine pill you can get your hands on. oh. i was snorting it yeah dude i did half a. damn mountain dew code. i did half of mountain dew code red. straight through one of my nostrils. [Applause]. yeah oh i don't care i do it at all you. know. so anyway so i'm up man i've been up for. probably about 20 hours. in my car i had this uh 84. some kind of car i don't know what it.

was didn't even matter really it was a. piece of [ __ ] but. um it would overheat so about every. maybe 150 miles it got too hot and so i. had to pull over and wait about 40. minutes for it to go down and then i had. to. make wait for it to cool off so i could. put the water in the uh radiator. radiator and then go but start back. again. well i've been up for [ __ ] a day and. a half and i wasn't doing real well so i. stopped at a truck stop. and uh i guess it was maybe nevada i'm. not sure about or arizona or. west texas somewhere but man i had all.

my money and i was like i can't leave it. in my car somebody could break in i'll. leave it on my person right so i. took it put it in my underpants my cash. right so i went into this gas station i. found a place somewhere upstairs they. had like this little lobby kind of place. and i just laid on a bench up there and. just went to sleep. well i slept for about 40 minutes and i. forgot that i had my cash from. underpants when i stood up it just fell. out my pant leg and i lost all my money. no you didn't lost it all man holy [ __ ]. then here's the shady part then you're.

wandering around a gas station for two. and a half hours asking people if they. found 1200. cash right like they're gonna tell you. hey yeah or not. i'll tell you oh sure is it yours would. you like to have it back. none of them are going to tell you no. and the worst part is they all think. you're on drugs and [ __ ]. oh yeah like you're looking for a piece. of crack you dropped on the ground. like have you found 1200 cash in here. and they're like this dude is on [ __ ]. yeah you want dope man yeah do you run.

in what do you run into out there have. you seen anything wild is there anything. going on out there. i've seen fist fights over parking or. fuel spots really yeah or they're in. such a hurry. they get into an actual fist fight over. getting feel who gets it first damn i've. actually gotten a screaming match with. somebody once. over that and how does that work because. you're coming in at a certain angle. they're. looping around what it is is that you. gotta get you take your turns. you know just like you would need a you. know gas station. and the the semi truck in front of you.

that's supposed to be getting fuel. there's nobody fueling. it's just sitting there idling so i run. in to go pay for a parking spot because. all the free ones are taken so you get a. reserve spot. that's about 18 15 to 18 okay so it's. almost like a koat campground like you. right. you don't have to park to pay in park. but there are some that are free. yes interesting the ones that are free. are the shittier spots in the back. right it's twisted and turned it's hard. to get to out on the [ __ ] rape trail. right right and down there in the back.

lower 40s nose bleeds where there's no. light. you know do you is there a lot of drug. use out there you see any of it. what are these guys on out there i know. some of them are probably doing pills. yeah that's i've smelt it they come in. the truck stops and they walk past you. and they smell like a brewery. but there are truck stops that sell beer. you wouldn't think that a pilot flying. jay loves or anything like that would. actually sell liquor. but there are some that that sell. alcohol.

and they could sit in there and get. sauced all they want in their truck and. as long as they're sober i guess by in. the morning. they driving and what are you what are. you doing for uh. for for food in there do you take food. of your own do you stop. and get stuff what are you yeah when i'm. off on saturday or sunday. monday maybe sunday and monday uh i'll. go to walmart get. everything i need and put it in you know. stock up my truck paper towels food. drinks water everything and load it all. up in there and then.

go on down the road so if i get hungry i. can actually take everything out. make a sandwich or i can stick things in. the microwave. cook it yeah and if you're taking off. you're starting off on a on a haul right. yeah. what's the snacks you get out the gate. what's that gateway snack. uh set up you like to pro donuts really. you start with a couple donuts huh. powder donuts oh they're good yeah can't. drink milk no more because of getting. old and uh can't. can't handle it so i get the lactose. free and it's like the cartons.

and i'll just have a little knob and. turn up the milk and you know. doughnut or two they say you know you've. got this powder ring all over your face. and you're wiping it off and it's all. over your shirt oh yeah yeah. you're like oh this lady parties yeah. yeah this ladies. you know [ __ ] flying yeah it's pretty. cool but there was a question the guy. that's what the most dangerous thing was. yeah i did get trash there was a time. when i was doing a pre-trip and it was. in early in the morning sun was out it. was bright.

beautiful morning and i was actually. close to the truck stop too. i went out way out in the parking lot. and. it sounds like a bad joke but it's. really not i had my hood open. checking all my fluids checking my belts. everything that needed to be checked. plus i was still green at it so it's. taken me a while to make sure i'm. actually. probably over checking right you're. doing it all right and here comes. this hispanic guy he wants to know about. how to unplug. the elogs in your truck and i was.

telling him oh you go inside of the. storage door of your truck and open it. sometimes you can unplug it. well can you come over here to the truck. and show me i was like no. no i just told you you can go check it. yourself damn so i went all about my. business. wiping stuff you know checking here. comes two white dudes. where's his husband at i was like. i said yeah straight straight straight. to it i said he's in there taking a [ __ ]. which i was in there by myself i don't. tell nobody that fake [ __ ] husband trip.

yeah and he's like uh. really okay they just stood there and. he's talking amongst themselves. i started getting nervous and after. about 10 minutes you know me ignoring. them. a guy said uh that must be one long [ __ ]. i said he's probably just getting. something to eat since he's [ __ ]. yeah and he finally they walked out of. life right there this black guy. a milli vanilli reject oh damn but he's. a big dude. big dude big tall 6'3 muscles.

he came in and he's got the long braids. he's got one braid hanging in the front. he's like. come over here and give a brother some. love and i was like uh. no i said i got a run to do i drive a. truck. you know and i put the hood down latched. them and started walking over to the. driver's side you know kind of a quick. speed. and get in my seat and go to grab the. door. to shut it and he grabs hold of my wrist. no way. and he yanks he yanks so hard that i use. my feet my other hand to hold myself in.

the truck. and he's like come and give me some love. and he when he yanked. and i braced and caught myself i grabbed. a yank my. wrist back and shut the door and i was. already trying to put it in gear before. i'd even release the brakes. like i'm really trying to take off and. the truck's like. because the brakes are still on so i had. to release them. took off and trying to peel out of there. on gravel in fourth gear you know it's a. heavy truck and it's like.

and i get down the road and get on the. interstate and broke down and just like. damn near cried damn you know because i. just went limp. this guy just tried to yank me out of. the truck. and it scared the [ __ ] out of me so i. texted on the e logs of my company. werner. at the time the guy just tried to pull. me out. and sent it and they're like be careful. that's it that's it honey yeah that's. the world baby that's the world be. careful. yeah all right so thanks for the advice. i knew that. appreciate it thank you very much yeah a.

lot of guys with those dreadlocks. they'll use them to tie you down. oh [ __ ] i need to look like you beat you. with them oh yeah. i saw a black guy at the gym he had two. dreadlocks and he was doing them like. those wrote like you know like those. things were long enough they could be. used as lassos oh people doing. you know people doing around the throat. yeah it's risque out there. yeah it is it's scary it's french risk. baby what else uh. anything else come in over there uh sean.

what's up theo baby this is your boy. jacob. coming straight at you from hillsboro. oregon what's up jake i have just one. question. for your guest yes and that is how the. hell. do you stay awake for some of your. long-haul drives. because anytime i have to drive for six. plus hours. especially at night boy. you know i'm gonna start nodding off and. having to pull over at those sketchy ass. rest stops. so just uh if you could let me know one.

of your secrets. bless up i'd appreciate it gang gang. amen. yeah what's the tricks there because i. you know what is the tricks. coffee opening up the window as far down. as it'll go. no matter how cold it is really yeah air. conditioning in the face. uh i've actually slapped myself a couple. of times oh yeah i've done that. and i've took my fingertips and i'll sit. there and tap. the closed eyes to try to wake up. i've used cold washcloths on the eyes.

visine helps coffee coffee coffee. um and getting out and walking. stretching yes yeah because you got to. get your legs out in a straight position. and your ass falls numb yeah so you. gotta get the blood flowing. does your ass fall asleep after a while. oh hell yeah wow yeah. you don't feel your butt crack it's. completely gone. it feels like one big giant pillow it's. like wow. who needs shocks.

yeah i never i can't even imagine it's. having that ghost ass feel you know yeah. oh yeah well it's uh ais is what it's. called it is. yeah ass and seat really yeah that's. when you don't stop. and you run the whole you run the whole. thing damn except for your 30-minute. break. i've done that before a few times what. is uh. now are there some outfits in some. groups where they can just drive and. they don't have to follow those rules do. some people.

break the rules some people i think the. only ones that can do that i. i don't know not positive it's like farm. equipment. they don't have to have certain rules i. think they're allowed on and off the. road but they can't like travel long. distances. but they don't have to have restrictions. and endorsements and. they can just get on with their tractor. but get get off you know. but no requirements what uh what's a. snack that you'll kind of wait to have. oh if you've been out there. a while what's a snack maybe you what's.

a snack that you want you won't have. while you drive is there something. you've had from the gas station like oh. this makes me sick i'm not having this. again hot dogs. really yeah that's an instant enema you. want to eat a hot dog take [ __ ]. there you go it's a risky movie oh yeah. you don't want to. in their chili oh any any place that. serves their own. cooked chili may smell good may look. good it's really cold outside. taking bum yum yum you know warm chili. dude that's like a lava just pouring out.

of a volcano. [Laughter]. oh ass on fire. we've all done some things um yeah. so they're so so uh is there anything. that makes who couldn't drive truck. is there what's what are there types of. people that couldn't drive truck what. does it take to be a driver. you gotta want to drive okay yeah that's.

the first thing if you don't like. driving. any kind of driving that's in your own. car or anything then you ain't got no. business in it. uh you have to have some patience. because people are idiots out there. yeah i mean there's there's there's too. many of them and you got all the road. rage. and you got to control your own road. rage um. but just anybody could drive if you. wanted to. you know if you wanted to bad enough and. you just keep trying. you can do it it takes a lot of studying.

a lot of practice. really yeah backhand's hard backing up. to me yeah. some people are born with the you know. that just being able to do it. yeah yeah like just gravy yeah get your. eyes closed and get it right in there go. back up benny yeah. uh those there i give the finger that's. what i say man yeah. [ __ ] effort i had to try i had to. practice. oh yeah yeah but i'm better at it i. ain't gonna stay in perfect dad and. never will be. they'll have days where i could back in. a spot that's. you know super tight and then there's.

other days that i can't back into a. football field yeah you know and i've. heard that from other drivers too. same thing just kind of just happened. happy days yep yep. um what's the number one thing you got. to remember while you're out there. driving i mean uh. is it safety is it patience i mean you. said patience but. um just trying to think if there's. anything else that we're kind of missing. out any world that we're missing out on. you have to have like six sets of. eyeballs. running all the time and people don't.

understand. what it's what the truck consists about. that's a lot is the ignorance of the. other people they don't know how heavy. it is. they don't know that we're getting over. to. avoid hitting somebody on the shoulder. that's broke down. they think we're just cutting them off. you know so get the hell out of my way. nobody likes being behind them. right we're a little slower for a reason. you know sometimes it is because of the. weight but then there's other times that. we have to keep our distance.

further back than they do you know they. ride bumper to bumper in cars you know. and we have to stay back. that's which is uh 12 seconds at least. that's the rule yeah is there what about. the headlights you all use those to. sim to like notate things to each other. yeah it's it's a code um flipping. headlights can and especially during the. day can mean usually there's a. police officer d.o.t sitting somewhere. um. it could mean a wreck up the road they.

you know flipping them seriously. you know you come over the hill there. might be an accident down there. or um or somebody pulled over. a lot of cops pulled over somebody on. the side of the road. and it could mean high beams basically. turn your lights down. well i've got them led lights they're. super strong. and they you know they're like x-ray. vision yeah yeah and i get headlighted. you know high beamed all the time and. there's nothing i have to show them that.

i got. no they want some high beam there you go. you know. they are on low dammit what do you want. me to do what. ain't nothing do about it is it fun. being out there by yourself sometimes. yes cruising. yes i like looking around i love the. woods. and it's it's peaceful you know there's. times that i miss my family i miss my. kids. my grandbabies my cat you know. and but then there's times that it's. like i can't wait after the weekend of. being home i'm ready to go back out.

yeah i like driving the trucks i like. shifting gears. i feel like king kong on the road. sometimes yeah yeah. i guess it does give you a feeling of. power out there yes it does yes it does. and you got control too because you you. can. if you have to hold your own lane and. you have to stay where you're at because. you cannot change lanes to help somebody. that's. getting off the ramp every now and then. it's gratifying when somebody actually. has to stop and let me go. you know i don't have to stop for you.

i'm just going to keep on rolling [ __ ]. you. hey i actually had a cop. try to pass me on a ramp which was. ridiculous. it's like the worst thing ever and it. was police officer. and i'm in the slow lane traffic's. pretty heavy. there's a lot of traffic coming off the. ramp getting on to the interstate. so i move over into the middle lane i'm. keeping up with traffic and they're. moving off pretty slow because they're. just getting on so. i kindly start to pass them there's.

still just a tiny bit of ramp left. because i let them all go on about their. business i get back over into slow lane. and i just out of the corner of my eye. just happen to glance over my side. mirror. there's a freaking cop that's running. alongside of me and he's running out of. road. and it's like him getting squashed. between me and a guardrail. and i'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing. and he ends up backing off because i. held my own i was like piss on you. yeah i'm where i'm supposed to be i. don't know what the hell you're doing.

but he ended up backing off got behind. me and then ended up into the hammer. lane let's keep scooting on off yeah and. then rolled on down the road and i said. yeah that's what i thought. amen. do you feel like i bet there's a lot are. there some murderers that you feel like. ever. met a murderer out there because i bet. there's a lot of murderers and you. probably have. trucking and not know it because i've. heard about that there was a. truck driver that heard about that was. picking up hitchhikers and stuff like. lizards or whatever. and chaining them inside of the cab of.

his truck. yeah and they call him who knows yeah. they caught him. they caught him they caught him but it's. definitely a job that really you know. you just stop and buy. you know you're always leaving careful. it's like i said i walk around there. with this look on my face. like i'm gonna kill somebody i like that. you have to because you can't be. yeah hey come kill me yeah i'm so weak. hi. yeah cause that's automatic red flag for. them. you know oh dumb [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] yeah.

you know let's get this hoe. but if you walk around and you got that. hammer that you just thump tires with. and you look like you're gonna. crack somebody's skull with it hey man. people won't bother you so they leave. you alone you're stirring your coffee. with a [ __ ] hammer or ice. i'll use my my pocket knife yeah yeah. yeah. the blade clean you know. [Laughter]. what other jobs did you have over the. years anything else that really stood. out yeah before. i ever started driving um i've done a. little bit of everything. i've shoveled some gravel i've worked in.

motels i've. gas stations um i've had. all different kinds of just odd. meaningless jobs. it wasn't gonna go nowhere yeah you know. then. they offered me a grant that was free. because i was on. food stamps welfare mm-hmm and uh i was. like yeah well what's the grant consist. about what it what is it she's like. we have to pick up for a high paying. profession something that's in demand. she said you got nursing or trucking and. nursing is an okay thing but yeah.

i don't like people being hurt i get too. tender. so well i've always wanted to drive. so she's like well we'll give you five. grand that you don't have to pay back. but you have to graduate you can't fail. yeah i was top 97 of my class that's. awesome yeah yeah i was only girl. that was even like yeah i was only. female and dang. yeah i guess i just think if i'm a. trucker and i see a female come through. i'm gonna holler at her. oh they were so nice the whole the whole.

damn class was just. and most of them were black but that i. loved my whole class. i i like all different you know people. so i get along with everybody. would you did they have a fake rig a. simulator you would try it first or no. no. no they gave us these junky little day. cabs that we start off. you know just doing the backing up moves. you know which is alley docking and. straight line backing and. parallel parking which you don't have to. do but. they teach you the basics and then her.

own she owned her own two peterbilts. wow and she would let the classmates. take those out with the trainers. trainers would take off we'd get to a. certain spot. then they'd let one of the students do. some driving and we'd all take turns. it'd be like five to a truck. and we'd all take turns and i shifted. like i was in nascar that's cool. yeah well 55 in like five seconds we're. good. yeah and what about uh this might be the.

last question i have what about your. first kiss you remember your first kiss. or no. yes i do i was 14 years old. damn girl yeah yeah. who went over heels with the the town. punk. was he what made him a punk kind of what. was that oh he quit school. oh yeah did drugs drinking he was 18 i. was 14. yeah uh let's see he'd sneak at the bus. stop to meet me my mother. she actually introduced me to him your.

mom did yeah. they were both from our lady of peace. yeah but they were. our lady a piece of ass bro well you. know what our lady of peace is. the church right it's a mental uh. hospital oh damn fur. well they changed by the time they got. to our mom had a nervous breakdown. uh the guy went in for drugs they met. well when they met my mother comes out. when she finally got. i guess what you would call normal she. comes out she's like. i met this guy said he knows you and. he's so nice he's so sweet. and he's so good looking well i ended up.

meeting the dude. later on down the road when i found out. he was a fruit and you know just. nutty and [ __ ] so he's out there huh. yeah he was bad news. yeah but that was the first kiss he was. damn he was good looking was he yeah. who'd he look like he was dark. complected he had uh. brown eyes brown hair tall thin has six. pack. damn very nice. very nice um his mom and dad. uh was romeo and lee they were really.

good people. were their parents names yeah that's. cool names romeo was his dad. lee was his mother and romeo is a dope. name really they had a rapper that kind. of stole it from everybody but i feel. like it should be coming back. i wouldn't mind having a little kid. named romeo. what was your first concert you ever. went to you remember oh yes i do. ozzy osbourne and motley crue damn. that's a good one it was bark. at the moon and uh motley crue shouted. the devil. it was at the old cardinal stadium in.

louisville the bush stadium. no no that was before that it was the. cardinal stadium the outdoors do. y'all heard of the yum center and. it's the new stadium that louisville has. built this sit right here. uh yeah that's the that's the old one. right there. because it was outside and the motley. crew and ozzy osbourne concert was. outdoors. in the stadium it was excellent it was. yes and i don't remember a lot of it but. what i do. yeah were y'all on drugs or just.

drinking wheat. oh yeah that was i was 14. so i was. pretty green to everything i had never. actually done anything up until i was. 14. yeah so first thing i ever tried was. smoking pot and the guy my first. boyfriend what gym i was telling you. about. we went together oh nice my mom and dad. drops us off right. unbelievable and i was all so excited. you know and i saw. uh motley crew i was just you know. stoked and pumped and we're just. jamming you know heads banging and you.

know the little thing going on and. you know yeah then the next thing i know. it's like ozzy's on and i was like. you know i'm starting to get like all. foggy head and [ __ ] and can't remember. hardly nothing. you know but every joint that he had. brought had been smoked. so yeah yeah we were pretty toasty. and i remember being up against the. fence oh i bet huh like me and him. sitting in the grass. oh okay and it's pitch black outside and. i guess we was waiting for my mom and. dad picks up that's why i guess we were.

there. oh yeah i bet i bet that but did i. remember being in the car shortly after. and my dad always claimed that he was. the one that could bust us if we'd been. smoking pot right and he couldn't. [ __ ] no my mom knew it every time she. was the one that didn't smoke i found. out later that my dad was the one that. smoked yeah. you're too high to know that we're high. sober when it can tell. [Laughter]. dude i remember i went to green day. concert one time i was so high.

that i i watched the opening band. and i thought that was green day i sang. all the green days songs. you did 100 i sang every green day song. that i knew. i heard it as they played it i thought. it was green day. it's over i'm ready to leave ask my. friends are we ready to go. and then like green day hasn't even. performed yet and it might. who was you jamming to in your own head. i mean besides it being green day who is. actually playing. i don't know you want to look it up.

green day tour 1994. 1995 maybe i don't know. but damn they were good man i was doing. some kind of something with hallucinogen. in it. oh dude i never it could have been. beethoven playing anything since. green day. yeah this is good jam man i'll tell you. this one too so. at another can you see who their opener. was maybe if you see their tour history.

maybe would that be it or i'm not sure. yeah. there you go uh green day tour should. maybe be on there. 20 yeah let's do 95 maybe. see if they played new orleans it. doesn't say their opener though does it. yep that was it right there december 6. dude. well other acts the riverdales dude. i don't know who they were but they. sound just like they were just doing. covers of green day i think.

the riverdale riverdale's okay. all righty then. man they were real good and then here. was the worst part another time i went. to. some concert and i remember being high. somebody laced a joint or just laced. with me. i think the lord just laid there done. and uh. and damn man i hit a damn uh. i uh i got so high i remember thinking i. was a raccoon for a couple minutes.

and i found this man at the back of the. thing i was feeling on his chest and i. thought he was in a uh. in the war and it was a cop he had like. a badge on i remember feeling the badge. like you were you in the war you know i. thought it was like a medal or something. you know. and he's like i'm a [ __ ] cop man you. know. you need to take this [ __ ] into the. bathroom i was like i think i'm dying he. goes. well you need to [ __ ] go die in the. bathroom son he didn't care. he said you need to go [ __ ] die here. i mean i've been feeling on his damn. chest i don't blame him really. but i was like i couldn't see i thought.

i was a raccoon i'm glad i didn't tell. him i thought i was a raccoon. because yeah he probably would have put. a straight jacket on your ass. i don't think people want to hear that. you know. but yeah it was fun going to concerts. man did you ever up to annie on drugs. you ever got lsd was popular back then i. don't like it. i actually tried it just twice and only. did a half a hit each time i tried it. and i didn't like it. yeah it it's just it's weird things. happen and it wasn't that i was tripping.

it was just something that. odd uh it's in the middle of summertime. first time i tried it half a hit and. it's it's hot and i'm standing on my. friend's porch and i look down and. just this random dog walks in front of. me and barfs but as he's barfing he's. backing up. and it's just kind of long getting out. of his mouth and i'm like what the [ __ ]. you know what is this you know i just. didn't care for that then the second. time i tried it with my brother. and a friend of our staff oh wow it was. just a half time.

yeah and we're driving down the road. we're in shepherdsville and we're coming. around the corner where the stockyards. are. and we saw this line of traffic ahead of. us. that's coming toward us and we're like. what the hell and we saw. this. there's a guy on this horse is running. full speed. coming toward us in the now we're on. acid. okay damn and there's a horse that's. holding up all his traffic. that's huge well as he's running full. gallop he's running.

to us it looks like the legs are. flailing off like this as the horse is. right. we're all three laughing so damn hard. that we can't drive so we actually had. to pull over. and sit there until we could catch our. breath run the snot off our nose in the. eyes. and we're like what the hell was we just. looking at was that. a guy on a horse what the hell is that. and it just how how do you pick two. times that you see a dog vomit. and a guy on a horse in the middle of.

the [ __ ] road. look look rolling full speed there ain't. no cart back there he's just a little. like he's at the kentucky derby you know. on the interstate. it's like what the hell yeah that's god. right there i'm telling you this because. i remember one time being high on. mushrooms or something and. being went to the gas station and all. the ground just suddenly all these. little pieces of oil look like they. started running around everywhere. and i'm like oh my god is that roaches.

what is this you know it's just insane. and then we go inside and the guy said. as we're leaving i swear to god he goes. uh y'all be a little conscious by the. pumps there's uh we got a roach. infestation by the pumps and i'm like. and i'm just thinking when have i when. has there ever been a roaches by a gas. pump. ever maybe one you see one every now and. then but like a roach infestation. just sometimes weird [ __ ] happens when. you're on drugs and you just it doesn't. you're like damn this makes things. making flakka or something.

yeah it could have been it's like they. made something so much weirder. but a dog barfing that would [ __ ]. lose my mind man if you had advice or. suggestions for any women who were. thinking about that getting into the. trucking business or anything like that. was there any. any suggestions you'd offer to them yes. um get plenty of sleep don't let the job. run your life you are the captain of. your own ship. you know you when you are tired stop. you know if you want to shower take a.

shower you know. it's it those kinds of things you know. you want to you want to do your job you. want to be out there on time. but you also want to stay human and be. able to function. because if you can't then you don't need. to be driving. and a lot of times you're getting pushed. to get there do this one do this one do. this one you ain't done yet you ain't. done that oh by the way you need to go. here you're gonna go there. and it's like no i have to sleep yeah i. have to have a shower. i gotta get something to eat you know. you can't ignore it.

or if you ignore yourself you can't. drive it's just not worth it. and it ain't safe yeah it's interesting. you say that man some of the same things. in my own life right now just been. realizing i got to do more taking care. of myself you know. plus you want to find a job that you. actually like doing. you don't want to stay stuck driving and. hate it because it ain't for you if you. hate it. you know and you have to you have to. keep your head. turned all the time and watch behind. your back. you know i think if you help people that.

eventually it'll come around to you. eventually sometime or another yeah. but karma is kind of cool to sit and. watch if you just be patient let it. happen. that's one cool thing i like about i. feel sorry when people die young and. sometimes. they die early in their life because. they don't get to life really does have. that full karma effect really. in a lot of ways you get to see things. come back around and you're like oh wow. when you see somebody cut you off the. ultimate on the road. you know this is like the prize winner. the big chicken dinner. if you see somebody cut you off or cut.

somebody. else off and then immediately following. is these blue lights flying after that. person yeah then you can sit there in. that truck. and laugh your ass off and point your. finger. and just be like as you go down the road. yeah that's that's the revenge that's. the ultimate sweet revenge right there. i like that yeah uh ginger thank you so. much for being here with us. oh you're welcome we really appreciate. it and uh thanks for asking me. yeah it's really it's an honor and it's.

just cool to learn about the business. and. and hear about some of the you know pros. and cons of it and. and just to see a woman out there. working hard getting it done busting. [Music]. oh but when i reach that ground i'll. share this piece of mind i found i can. feel it in my bones.

but it's gonna take a little time. for me to set that parking brake and let. myself. on my heart shine. that light on me. i'll sit and tell you my stories.

and now i've been moving way too fast on. the runaway train with a heavy load of. my. [Music]. hands. [Music]. [Music]. just.