3-6-17 | This Past Weekend #12

what's up what's up you little. Guatemalans huh you little crispy yamama. Gucci how you feeling. huhuh you ever done a eightball at a. Bass Pro Shop and played adell's hello. on a duck call you ever done that you. ever emptied a bunch of a bunch of ice. trays on the kitchen floor and made snow. angels at the house you ever done that. get all wet get your back wet we dry off.

bro dry off cuz this is this past. weekend this past. weekend. drop who wants a drink from. Daddy right now 30b of hamster bones. ham hamster. hamster I got H back at a truck like I'm.

is a a. is who wants a drink from your daddy. ding. [Music]. hand all right welcome welcome welcome.

to this past weekend it is Monday March. 6th uh I want to thank everybody who. purchased the new album 30 lbs of. hamster bones got us to number two on. the iTunes comedy charts really. exciting it's about 2: am it's Monday. morning Monday March 6 19 2017 you know. I'm always about a century. behind um just got back from bton.

Bremerton Washington so anybody who came. out to the show last night I appreciate. it I had a nice time kind of a naval. Town um not the body part just the uh. the service so a lot of people there are. in the service I understand we had a. good crowd there had about 500 there at. the theater and uh all ages all ages man. they had some you know some children in. there and I feel like we really made the. most of it so I want to thank everybody. that came out uh thank you thank you.

very much um if you haven't got the. album that's what I was playing right. there uh it's a new video you can check. it out on the YouTube as well I made it. with uh Simon Rex guest stars in it your. boy Dirt. Nasty um and it's just fun it's like a. play on designer Panda and his hamster. hamster so check out the album uh check. out that video and good to be. here let me touch Bass with what's been.

going on man we did the JRE podcast Joe. Rogan Experience if you didn't check it. out I was excited man I was excited to. get to do it uh Joe and I don't know. each other very well I don't know him. very well so I was a little nervous um. but we had a nice time and I uh I felt. like I got to know him a little bit. better really smart guy he knows so much. and it was inspiring man it was. inspiring just to be able to have a.

conversation with somebody I mean LA to. me is the lonliest place you in your car. a lot your best friend is a coffee you. know uh a lot of people don't date. because it's not geographically. desirable you know I mean whenever you. meet a girl or a guy you ask them where. they live and if it's not in a. convenient area then the love ends right. there the love stops at the gas money. really you know.

and it reminds makes me think about. incest like back in the. day you know some places incest is more. popular um but I think like if you lived. in a rural. area in about if you walked even you. know eight miles you might only come. across family you know back in the day. so I think in some rural areas you're. more likely to have incest. because hell you go for a jog even a. long run looking for love the best you.

might find is a cousin in the distance. you know maybe a a distant cousin maybe. that's where the term came from and. that's how um I think a lot of incests. really probably popped off back in the. day you might only meet people at Family. reunions or at. funerals so I think it was a little more. popular it was it was a proximity thing. whereas in a city you're usually more. likely to bump into people that aren't.

of the same bloodline so I think in a. city you're less likely to have. incest uh but definitely it should be I. don't know it should be a crime it's it. should be frowned upon you know I think. these days there's no excuse for not. getting outside of your comfort zone uh. even if you know and that's way too. comfortable you know if. you're you know winking at somebody. across the room at a family get together. that's just just because you don't know.

them doesn't make it you know Christian. or right you know. so yeah so I've always had that thought. um beastiality that's another crazy. thing I'm thinking about you know. sexuality right now I guess um and I've. always thought that yeah beastiality. with small animals taboo but you get out. there and. you you [ __ ] a leopard.

is that beastiality or is. that pretty much the dopest [ __ ] you. could do you know like you catch a hyena. or a a lynx dude you [ __ ] a lynx and put. that on. YouTube You'll never buy a drink again. at a bar that's for damn sure dude. so I think incest laws keep them in. place but some of these beastiality. things they should fine-tune a little. bit of it you know I catch some dude.

snuggling up with a lab you know or even. a black lab or um you know even a sheep. or a a livestock animal that's [ __ ]. cheap you know that's dirty but I catch. somebody you know dropping a YouTube. video of. them you know making love to a to a to a. you know uh. Caribou that's a hero that dude's a hero. in my book yeah I want to thank.

everybody for supporting the album man. it's really great um the past week for. me this past last week wasn't good man I. was I got down in the dumps dude I just. I don't know what was going on I was I. was just hating myself I got down in the. dumps and I know that's kind of a. recurring theme I guess with me but I. got down in the dumps I just I was. judging myself a lot I was stuck in my. head with my thoughts um and I think.

part of that comes from just being here. in La you spend a lot of time by. yourself you know like people think that. comedians that it's this glorious life. where you're around a million people but. during the day I'm taking care of my. life and my business um and in the. evening I'm on stage but a lot of people. that are at the shows are on dates you. know comedy club is like a date event so. a lot of people there is on dates and. you don't you not you know I'm not the.

kind of guy that can really bust into a. date and change the game you know and. peel a date off peel a woman off of of. their man if they're out with a man so. I'm more of a casual guy I got to meet. somebody in I did meet this girl also. who's Nicaraguan a while back and we SWA. numbers but um but she lives in another. state and we don't really keep in touch. so yeah so it's tough man it's a tough. City Los Angeles if you really want to.

find some. love but yeah that's how I felt man I. just started feeling down on myself and. I know that I got to get some of these. things fixed inside of. me um these things that make me feel. less than when I am by myself because if. I'm not feeling good I can't you know. I've touched on this the past few weeks. I can't expect somebody. else to feel that for me you know I. can't think oh well when I meet you know.

margarite or when I meet Cheryl that I'm. going to be that's when I'll be the. happiest I got to find a way to be the. happiest uh now and be the most. comfortable with myself. now um if you got a chance to check out. The Joe Rogan Experience that I was on I. was I was definitely excited I mean. these days that's a you know it's a neat. thing uh to be a part of. because you know he has so many fans and. and he has just such a breadth of.

knowledge of different stuff and um and. he's a big guy so there's intimidation. there in that sense uh but I was excited. man him and uh Jamie that produces over. there uh it was just neat it was nice to. just spend some. time with with another man just chatting. about stuff um and we talked a little. bit about my father I talk about that a. lot on here um I never really had a lot. of that that.

man leadership in my life I never really. had much of a mentor I mean my father. you know because of his age he. uh I mean I remember my father would. borrow money from me you know and I was. making allowance money you I was making. maybe if I was lucky maybe four or5 doar. a week and I was a saver I would save my. money and I collected small items that I. would find I was really a little bit of. a hoarder and I used to buy buy little. pieces of quartz and stuff they had a.

lady down the street that sold you know. quartz and magical rocks and I would get. involved and really I think I kept her. in business for about a year and a half. you know and buying just different stag. tight and all kinds of just [ __ ] she had. just because a lot of them the Rocks she. said were magical and would make our. lives better so I invested in a lot of. that uh basically just betterment. granite for a lack of a better term but.

I remember my father when you know he he. wouldn't have gas money so he would. borrow money from me and it probably. made me not really think of him as a. mentor um and he had this way of always. asking me if if he ever let me down did. I ever let you down and of course I'd. always say no you know because I wanted. him to be happy uh because I knew he was. getting so old that I wanted him.

not to worry about me so that was uh you. know I didn't have that Mentor I didn't. have that that that comfortability. around men and then my brother left off. my brother went to live with my. grandparents and dealt with some of his. own demons and and so I spent a lot of. time by myself in that house in that. apartment with women um and uh and my. neighborhood was dangerous so I just. didn't develop a lot of uh relation. relationships with men so I think in in.

weird ways I long for that I long for. some of that connection you know to be. able to just spend time with another. male um that's non. sensual and and connect and connect you. know and just talk and feel like we're. just fellas you. know and it's a wild time to be a fow. man it's I feel like it's hard to be a. man these days we don't know what it is. anymore um.

you know a lot of uh a lot of our. parents now are divorced or on second. and third marriages and so there's a lot. of you know it's up in the air as to. what it is to be a. man um the old definition of man has. been attacked a lot by um by a lot of. feminist regimes and you know and um. attack I don't want to say not lesbians. but attack lesbians and and soft men. that don't want to you know uh.

support or really discuss what it feels. like to be a man I mean I feel like. these days if you're at to get out into. the wild and. Roar they'll call the police on you you. know and the cops show up you're like. what are you doing I'm just trying to. access my. manhood you know I'm trying to [ __ ]. turn my insides into a damn Fight Club. I'm trying to be whatever it means to be. a man you you know in adult men uh I've.

talked about this before but adult men. are committing suicide at an all-time. high man. so you know it's uh it's a tough time to. be a man but I'm still out here trying I. think last week I fell off a bit and got. a little in the dumps. um but when that happens to me what I. try to do is I try and think. about uh somebody who's less fortunate. than me I remember when I was young they. had this boy in our neighborhood named.

uh Thundercat. TJ they call him TJ I don't know what. the J stood for but the T stood for a. Thundercat they would call him. Thunder and he uh he was born with some. deficiencies he had hair just growing. directly out of his face you know like. one of those you know uh almost just. like the dark arts had. just almost like he was just one of his. parents was [ __ ] carpet you know he. just had this kind of wolf boy sort of.

Wookie kind of. thing just growing directly out of his. face this hair and and that was that was. alarming to people and somebody said. that he was going to die and they. somebody said it loud and I think they. said it in church and so they. convinced enough people in our area that. he was going to die so he got to quit. school um and his parents bought him a. little truck little Ford.

Ranger and he just drove it in his. backyard they had a small backyard but. large enough to drive a truck around in. and I remember waiting at the bus stop. near his home and uh and he'd just be. missing school they let him smoke. Winston. cigarettes and he would be back in his. yard little Thunder just driving this. truck you know as a child as a you know. a just a real hairy kind of child and. before that I remember the girls at.

school would always brush him and brush. his hair and they kind of took to him. championed him as like a little bit of. an oracle you know U and we all did a. little bit I I remember I used to sneak. over by the fence cuz his family had a. chain link fence and I would sneak over. there and give him uh sliced peaches. feed him sliced peaches through the. fence you know um keep him hydrated and. stuff like that and he uh and he would. just smoke cigarettes and listen to uh.

Fuji uh Killing Me Softly he was. listening to a lot he had a couple of. tracks there in the truck and I remember. uh Blind Melon he listened to some Blind. Melon there um and they thought he was. going to die so and the reason why he. got to not even go to school was because. so he could die at home you know they. wanted him to have some peace and he. didn't have to you know struggle with. all his lessons and you know spelling. and all of that because you're not going.

to need that if you're dying and he uh. he never did. die um his mother had varicose veins I. remember and she died and the daddy this. how they used to make money the daddy. used to do sliping Falls at Pizza Huts. and he would sue them and he would get. that money and get that check and uh and. he died the father died doing slip and. Falls he was working the circuit one. year and I think he was near like. Sarasota Florida and he died he split.

his head open on a salad bar uh out. there you know doing his craft or his. work or whatever it was scamming you. know scamming but I remember a lot of. times when I would feel down in the. dumps as a child I would think about him. uh and what his life was going to be. like and what his walk through the world. was probably. like um cuz he kept a good attitude even. though he had this Affliction and even.

though he as far as everybody was. concerned was destined for for death. maybe heaven hopefully a child you know. you like to think that most children go. to heaven but yeah that was uh that was. Thunder not yeah he did he he last I. heard he live he was still. alive um so anyhow uh you know when when. I get down in the dump sometimes I like. to think of of somebody that's having a. tougher time than I am uh I want to. appreciate appreciate everybody that. called in as well we got some good calls.

uh some basic life suggestions and I. want to offer that out to anybody you. know if you need somebody if you need a. friend you're you need rural or Urban. advice that's what I like to refer to it. as because that's what I feel like I can. help with uh you can call in to the. number it's on my Twitter and it's on my. Instagrams and uh it's a 985 number it's. a voicemail you can leave a voicemail. and I will uh I'll get to that. and address any of those issues or any.

thoughts or questions people have and I. have some today actually I'm going to. get to a few uh right here and if you're. on the YouTubes if you're watching this. on the YouTubes you can see um that I. got a desk now in a little bit more of. an environment here and eventually we. might get call people to call in but. right now we're just. dealing with things as they come so I'm. trying to keep my spirits up right now. that's my goal um um and I want to thank. everybody that came out in Seattle.

because that really did it made me feel. pretty good uh but I'm going to get into. some questions here man I'm going let. you know uh some dates too that I got. coming up but first let's crack into uh. into some questions here see if we can. get this you guys listen up yo Theo. what's up it's your baby boy Brian from. Auburn Alabama so I'm calling you from. the Deep South I wanted to ask you about. what the [ __ ] do you do when you're. depressed and you don't know what the. [ __ ] is going on with your life I'm 23.

I'm about to graduate all these kind of. good things are happening around me but. man I ain't been more depressed with my. life and I've seen you like on this week. and like this weekend and all that [ __ ]. and I saw you were going through a hard. patch now and I was going through a hard. patch and I just kind of want to hear. you know what do you do to kind of see. the brightness when you standing in the. dark man be. well thanks Brian I appreciate that man. um you know it's a good question what do. you do you know I'm not I'm not trying.

to get all philosophical what I do uh in. the past I didn't do anything man I'll. tell you that I made some poor choices I. would lay in my. bed I would do. masturbation you know I would do just. masturbation until I didn't even have. any feelings I would almost just beat my. feelings out of my body uh via. masturbation you know and I started. masturbation when I was young and uh and. it persisted man even and that's another. thing about you know no man ever told me.

anything about masturbation man you know. I mean when my father was young they had. he was probably on horses and who knows. what the [ __ ] they were doing you know I. don't even know if they had masturbation. then uh and my brother was gone he. wasn't there so I learned it you know by. watching some pornography videos and uh. some boy beat me up at the library one. time and showed me a bunch of pictures. of um cter that's what he called it and. he would. that boy was beating me and making me.

look at this look at these pictures of. cter that he had that were all jacked up. and had been probably just looked like. they've been looked at so many times it. was. nasty but what do I do man I try to find. some Faith these days I try to have. faith you know that things will be. okay I mean it's it's hard to tell a guy. I mean you're in college you're going. through those you know there's a lot. going on in your life I bet it's busy. you know your your future probably seems.

immense your possibilities probably seem. endless uh but also it's probably scary. if you're graduating you're getting out. of college I'll just tell you this man. you got time to make some poor choices. so even if whatever you're choosing. doesn't end up being. phenomenal you can [ __ ] up dude you. could start a bakery bro you could start. a bake you could do French Breads and. you know bagett and whatever and [ __ ].

that whole industry up dude you could. burn the bakery down and try to get. insurance money go to jail for that for. 8 years you get out you're only. 31 you could then join the service get. out of that and you're only. 35 and you still can do it you know so. you have time to kill man so I just. wouldn't be so hard on. yourself i' take a step. back and sometimes when you're in your. problems you can't see that the real ity. of things is that things are okay you.

know sometimes you're just so caught up. like you got to do this and you got to. do that sometimes the best thing to do. is nothing and just realize that they. that that by not doing anything you're. going to be okay you're you know take. care of whatever your basic needs are. and just relax man you know relax. especially if you're in college man they. got you know Hot Leg Runner around and. you could do you know you could.

experiment and do homosexuality you. could do whatever you want and uh and. whatever it is you'll be able to you. know get through it or get past it um. cuz time will heal everything man I. promise you that dude uh time will hear. heal everything so I'd say look at the. reality bud I would say just look at the. reality of things in the big scheme of. things it's not going to be that. overwhelming when I think back about. college the only thing I really remember.

is that I wish I would have had more fun. that I wish I wouldn't have worried so. much about this or that you know uh. about the tests and about. the you know um what people thought of. me and that I just wish I'd had a good. time I wish I had more pictures from. College of me having a blast bro that's. what I wish so if I had any guidance. there or thoughts or suggestions I would. say take it easy take a step back if if. [ __ ] feels dark find a mentor you know.

find a find a you know somebody already. graduated and talk to them talk to talk. to somebody don't go It Alone you know. find you another man and get out there. and put your feelings out there you know. you can't be afraid to put your feelings. out there. dude uh that boy thunderer's Daddy he. used to when I would miss the school bus. his dad would give me a ride to school. and he would even help me with my. spelling words and he used to smoke uh. marro cigarettes and he would blow the. cigarette smoke at me while I was trying.

to recite my. spelling and it's hard to Spelling's. kind of hard enough I did well in it but. spelling when you got smoke coming at. you and in your eyes and everything even. harder you know when you're trying to. spell when you're trying to. spell just being attacked by secondhand. smoke that's a real I mean that's some. [ __ ] straight up Wy her I you're the. Wyer of consonant syllables at that. point so um but I remember sometimes I.

would share with him what was going on. because even if it was just a few. minutes in a car together that was. another man around that I could reach. out to for his support so that's what I. would say man take it easy look at the. reality of the situation don't get. caught in the in the in the minutia. that's right in front of you look at the. big picture big picture you're finishing. college man that's a huge achievement. big picture is you could [ __ ] up you. could do your bakery and [ __ ] it up and. still be fine um you could do law school.

medical you could you got time bud so. don't get too overwhelm take your time. take it easy man that's what I would say. uh what else man let's move on we'll. move on dude um we got. Joey yo to how you doing man uh this is. Joey here got a question for you man you. said you you'd fell back into the dark. depths of the. of the of the web there um whether it be.

on your phone or your laptop or what. have you um from uh quick question for. for you to want to get out of that world. and then fall back into it what kind of. categories are you clicking on on these. websites sir what's your uh what's your. favorite genre if if you will um yeah. what's your favorite playlist tick. yourself to if you know what I mean so. just a just a weird kind of inquiry I. guess it's just uh like to know what my.

fellow man likes to look at when uh when. he's liking to look at those kind of. things you stay well man it was so fun. uh you're the [ __ ] too man my my phone's. dead and he took a picture for me thank. you so much safe travels man and uh stay. well brother. byebye nice man uh yeah I believe he. came out to the shows in Denver um last. weekend um well yeah I mean I think it's. interesting to ask another man what he.

you know what his categories are in when. it comes to pornography he's talking. about pornography and I'd mention that. i' Fallen back into the depths of it and. I've been trying to get out of that. and it's scary dude it's scary um if. anybody's dealing with that when you get. into a lot of its habit and there's a. new book by Malcolm Gladwell I think is. the gentleman's name and it talks about. habit. and about triggers and about how a lot.

of your life you. get it's it's reactions to things and. then falling into. habits and what creates those habits and. how you have to uh just adjust a few. simple things to create new and better. habits um I'm not sure the name of that. book I could look it up but [ __ ] I'm. not going to right now dude you can look. it up um um but yeah when it comes to.

pornography I. mean you. know it I was nervous to talk to women. when I was young oh I was so. nervous and I don't know why I don't. know if it's just because I never. learned or nobody ever said hey go talk. to her um my brother was nervous around. women as well and so I think you know I. didn't have that uh I didn't have him. guide me you know um. so I was so nervous.

that that instead pornography you don't. have to have any. interaction you know you just have to. interact really with yourself and the. woman is there just uh um you know. digitally or in a picture and so you. don't you don't you're not really. investing anything you don't have to put. anything on the table and that can be. addictive that can be addictive and it. gets addictive quick man and you know I. started off as you know with the.

categories with porn I mean it's that. stuff can escalate quickly you know I. mean when I was young it was all on. pictures and drawings people would be. drawing cters and everything in class. and you know you'd just be thinking your. buddy was passing you a note and it. would be a picture of maybe a breast and. a and a and a cter and a lot of them had. hair on them back then and uh they would. draw the hair on them as well and so at. least that's a little bit. more you you know classy I guess whereas.

now just the cters are just open and. it's. just you know these cters some of them. just look like they're attacking and. they're just angry and or you know some. of them look happy I mean it's just but. now you're so inundated with all of it. you see the depths of these you know. vaginas and these you know birth wallets. if you will um so but back in the day. you didn't see that but yeah it. escalated man I got on the video. pornography I remember I used to ride my.

bike across town before video. pornography and I knew a man that had. some some magazines and I would go wait. go and just use his bathroom this man I. knew he was an adult I would just go use. his bathroom and do masturbation man I'd. bike about seven miles to go do that so. so obviously. my my addiction to that started pretty. early when I think back on it. and then the internet man I would you.

know I would cancel dates because I. would just masturbate then I wouldn't. want to have any interaction I'd be. afraid and a lot of it probably Came. From Fear of interacting with. women um but yeah it escalated and then. you know you're watching the you know 18. and 19 year olds on there barely legal. and they got the different sites and. then threesom and then now it's gang. bangs where the lady's looking like. she's. you know just playing like a it's almost.

like whacka moole with all these penises. and [ __ ] coming at her and um you know. some of it seems It's just deviant at a. certain point and then you got the ones. where the ladies they're doing butts. butt sex and butt activities and some of. them the L's butts are hanging open in. the end and you know you just seem like. cold air is getting in their butt and. that's always scary I'd be worried to. that these women were getting sick or.

I'd picture them you know the next day. wearing a scarf or something because. they got all kinds of you know chilly. air in the inside of their butth holes. um so that stuff just escalates man. and and these days we're desensitized. too even just looking through Instagram. it's like you see a couple of sexy. pictures or you know I've had to get off. of a couple of text chains because I. have friends who they just drop out some. puss into the text chain or drop out. some titties um or some Italian titties.

I got a friend who. loves you know big titty to Italian. women and he's sending those and I had. to tell him dude I don't I don't want to. be surpris I just you got to work hard. these days to not be desensitized man. and I got desensitized early and I. stayed in it and I was doing good I had. two months of not watching it U of. pornography and I fell off last week you. know and uh I got Lonesome I was out on. the in Denver and the altitude you know.

I don't know if that affected the way uh. my blood flow might have been better cuz. I was at those altitudes and uh and I. was doing you know I was pleasuring. myself to the. it's a fight man and I know there's like.

websites that you can go to that uh you. can download stuff on your computer to. stop you from even being able to access. porn sites um you can go to sex addicts. meetings sex and love addiction and. those are everywhere and those are like. safe meetings where you can go and talk. about those things you know and that's a. real it's a real issue cuz I think it's. killing a lot of uh relationships and. marriages cuz then you you show up with. ridiculous expectations. you know it's like.

you it it makes it tough it makes it. tough to know how to treat a woman and. it makes it tough to have any feelings. sexually when it comes to a actual human. being so right now I'm just struggling. uh but I'm focused you know I got a few. days under my belt and and hopefully. I'll be able to keep more and maybe even. by just talking about it you know like. this it maybe it uh it opens up the fact. that that you know that. people you know that I'm discussing it's.

so it's putting it on on my brain so. that's that man that's what I got there. uh let me drop a few dates on you guys. man April 6th through 9th I'm going to. be at Tampa Side Splitters those dates. have changed it's April 6th through the. 9th uh April 21st through 23rd I'm at. the punchline in Sacramento and June 1st. through 4th I'm at the Pittsburgh. improv yeah I want to apologize I know. tonight's not super funny maybe uh you.

know we kind of got into it you know. talking about this stuff. but I guess some of it you know it's. it's real [ __ ] man it's real [ __ ] I mean. if anything I've you know on stage I. love my you know. I'm I can be I can entertain but when. I'm off stage man it's I am battling. to to be a decent man you know. and and there's a lot of men out there.

doing it you know I don't know if it's. if it's just me or if it's an era that. we're in. where you know we just we're not growing. up properly but I know that I'm not. alone cuz I mean people are calling in. and asking you know there's a lot of. people called in and left questions and. comments and some of them were too long. or didn't make any sense but uh but call. in again leave another one you know if. there's something that's still in your. mind um you know see what's going on.

let's keep it moving here uh we got. another hey Theo um my name's Haven dude. I gota I've had the worst week probably. of. my of my life which makes me feel shitty. because that means that my life hasn't. been that hard then but uh. this girl I was with we were talking.

telling each other some of the things. that you only tell people you know I. told them more about me than I've told. anyone in a real short period of time. which might have been stupid and we were. moving quickly but. basically she went on a cruise for 10. days and came back completely changed. and um let told me that a month before. that she had.

known the same night she told me she. loved me for the first time she said she. knew that same night that she didn't. want to be with me as. well and we were moving too fast but she. never told me that and I'm I just want. to know man how do people just tell. people things Without Really. knowing and lead them on like that and. tell him. they need to see him and then tell him.

10 days later that they they can't see. him that much they're tired of seeing. them that much they don't want to worry. about what makes them you know me happy. they only want to worry about what makes. them happy if be. single and it's been it's te it's torn. me up. um I haven't talked to her since we. broke up uh five four days ago. and. uh I just want to know should I talk to.

this girl and get try to get more. answers out of. her um or do people mean what they. say wow man uh sorry the audio is low on. that that was where the voice it was. just a low voice mail. um you got a lot going on there man I. you know I feel for or I feel for you. dude you know I feel for you cuz it.

seems like you're putting yourself out. there you know you uh you let this woman. know that you. care she reciprocated those feelings or. she started them and you reciprocated. them uh I'll say this uh you know you. you mentioned that she were on the. cruise cruise. is dangerous bro a lot of swingers go on. there a lot of men go there to get rid. of their wives you know there's past few. years it's been a popular spot to just. ditch your spouse throw them over or get.

them drunk and just push them off during. a storm hide them I think they found. some woman who'd been in a ship for like. six years or something she was up in. the you know in a smoke stack or. something some smoked woman I guess um. now. smoked yeah it's. uh what do you do dude you know you put. yourself out there. she told you she loved you dude honestly.

man maybe she told you she loved you for. her you know. sometimes and I'll be honest man I was. in a relationship with a girl for a. while and I told her I loved her but I. knew that I. didn't I knew that I just was like. [ __ ] mobing around in my brain and. scared of not having somebody. and so I told her that you know um and.

maybe some of was I didn't know what. love you know how to figure out love or. how to think about it or how to digest. it I just knew that I was afraid to not. have. somebody think that I love. them so some of that could be that maybe. she doesn't know and you know. um sometimes when we love somebody we. just are doing it for. ourselves because we want.

to see how somebody feels or how. somebody behaves when when they believe. that we love. them um you know I. think I I don't know if I'd suggest. discussing it with her. anymore uh it seems like a step back is. usually the best. move you know she went away and came. back I mean who knows she could have. fallen you know she could have met a man.

who [ __ ] killed his wife on a creu. she could have met you know she could. have fall in love with a uh with a staff. member I remember when I was on this. Cruise one time they had a girl who. broke her teeth out in um. Shanghai and uh and got impregnated by a. mariachi player a a CH a Chinese. Mariachi player so you don't know what. the [ __ ] is going on in these cruises I. mean it's basically just people floating. around and drinking and anything you.

know can be possible really when people. are. drinking um but it's scary when you put. your feelings out there and they don't. get reciprocated dude but I commend you. bro you know for putting your feelings. out there nobody wants to do that. anymore you know [ __ ] most people. don't even have feelings I worry that. younger people don't even have any. [ __ ] feelings I think our feelings. are going to be in a museum in a few. years you're going to walk in and be. like oh look that's uh adorent you know. where that's that's not a word I don't.

think adore but like oh that's uh. happiness look over there they've got a. whole wall of sheer. Joy um so I think it it's commendable. you're expressing your. feelings you know the specifics of it I. wouldn't get down into it you know it. just seems like maybe she doesn't care. right now and maybe she never could care. you know maybe she's not in the same. place as you when it comes to. affections uh um and maybe you got to be.

okay with that you know if that's the. reality of the situation then you need. to find a way to fix your pain and deal. with deal with your pain and you know. whether that's finding somebody. new taking time for. yourself you know talking to somebody. else who's been in love or who's maybe. in a in a marriage now I. mean excuse me it's hard to see that. she's obviously not the girl for you at. this moment she ain't the girl for you.

at this moment bro you know what I'm. saying she's out Tom catting on these. cruises bro they drinking my ties you. know people being nasty people being. naughty who. knows you know if uh so she's just not. the one for you so you're going to have. to just hold on to your feelings keep. your cards to. yourself you know if you got to smoke. some menthol cigarettes or you got to. you know go to a water park or do do. something to get your mind off of her.

and you know maybe help somebody else. find you know talk to somebody else when. I get I know the best thing I can do for. myself these days when I'm feeling. bad is quit feeling for. me and start feeling for somebody else. find somebody else that's having a tough. time like you know find your Thundercat. dude get you a little Thundercat out. there you know [ __ ] slip in them. sliced peaches you know find some. somebody who. needs who needs who's having a tougher.

time than you you know cuz you're. brokenhearted but maybe there's some. dude out there who's never even been on. a date I remember one time I worked on a. show out here in Los Angeles and it was. a reality kind of unscripted show and it. was after that movie had come out old. school remember old school yeah it was. right after old school had come out they. put out this they made a pilot which was. like a one episode of a reality show. about three comedians that go back to. college and start a fraternity and it.

was me Bert ker and this guy Brett Ernst. and so we got to get these dudes who. were like in their. 30s and some in their 40s even and we. started a fraternity for them and we. took them on like this crazy outing and. we stole this goat and we went ice. skating and we had to do like all this. Rush week kind of stuff and one of the. guys on there he was an operator of a. ride at Universal Studios he' never.

kissed a. woman this man was 40 40 years old and. he looked like a. little he looked like a lamb sort of. that was nearsighted like a nearsighted. lamb and he had never kissed a woman and. so at the party we had a big frat. party uh and and we got him a woman and. had him slow dancing and I remember his. glasses even fogged up up dude like they. do in the. movies and and during that moment seeing.

him kiss a woman [ __ ] I don't remember. what was going on with me because I knew. that there was somebody else who's. having who' been through quite a. different and more tough Journey cuz I'd. kiss some girls even though I felt. rejected by a lot of them and you know. probably felt and thought that a lot of. them hated me you know I'd certainly. done some lip work with some of these. gals but this man had never and so this. for him was was a big moment and. watching him do that made me feel some.

Joy dude so yeah that's what I would say. man you know you don't know if she told. you she loved you for her you don't know. if she told you she loved you you just. don't. know you know and words are one thing. man but actions are another so follow. the actions you know and take your own. actions right now to show yourself you. give a [ __ ] about you bro you know what. I'm saying get your back waxed I got my. back waxed the other day [ __ ] feels. beautiful couple of vets back there just. shining up your skin you know put some.

softener on your skin dude sometimes at. night if I'm not feeling good I put a. little bit of softener on my skin before. I go to bed you know it's it's not like. having somebody in bed with me but it's. like making me feel pretty good makes me. feel pretty good man uh let's get to one. more we're getting long here. um hey what's up bro got a little. ex-girlfriend problem broke up me and. her broke up about three years ago after. dating for four years and she came back.

into my. life talking about trying to rekindle. [ __ ] you know what I mean I kind of miss. it I kind of like uh the way we had. things you know but uh I don't know if. it's a good idea or not to go back to. something that was broken up you know. what I mean let me know what your. thoughts are bro thanks a lot Fight the. Power. oh fight the power um that's an old rap.

reference it was a song late ' 80s fight. the. power um Public Enemy did that song you. can go look that up um yeah bro look I. appreciate you you you calling and. asking you know I spoke to an. ex-girlfriend of mine I mentioned her a. little bit ago recently and I called her. on the phone actually to apologize for. what a shitty boyfriend I'd been and it. got pretty emotional. um and part of me I think somewhere.

inside of me wanted us to be able to. give it another chance I don't know if. that was because i' been Lonesome I. don't know if that was. because you know I I thought there were. enough qualities there and enough uh. chemistry there where there could be an. opportunity uh and she's she's moved on. now she's you know got her a husband or. engagement and that's that's that that's. her future and that's all I can do at. that point is be happy for. her but one thing I do know is that it.

just it needed time you know I couldn't. I couldn't have called her a few years. ago and done that because I was still. holding grudges I was still angry so if. you're going to get back together with. somebody you got to make sure that. whatever broke y'all up before whatever. issues there were that that [ __ ] is. gone and you need to make sure it's. going on your side like you need to. figure out what inside of you even if. she did something. wrong why were you unable to deal with.

it what inside of you last time y'all. split. up made you okay with breaking up you. know what inside of you you know made. you upset enough at her where you were. like okay good I'm I'm done with this as. well and if that's not an issue anymore. if those issues aren't there anymore. then I think you can move forward and. try it again but if you're going to. rehash old stuff you got to start at a. clean slate dude because if you're. you're going to rehash old stuff then. you're it's just going to it's going to.

bubble out you know it's going to be the. same type of thing whatever happened. before those things are just going to be. lying under the blankets and they're. going to pop up after a little bit of. sex you know and I would hold off on the. sex man honestly I just be casual about. it and uh because you guys maybe are in. a different place now you've already got. some uh some history and you know just. embrace the good. history you know but at least you got. somebody coming back around man that's. nice dude it's better than uh you know.

it's better it's better than not having. somebody. um but I would take it easy man it. sounds like you're taking it easy I. would continue to take it easy be casual. about it uh don't just dive all the way. in man it's easy to just try and get up. in that you know up in that that Co and. just you know be just get your tongue in. there just be nasty but you got to take. it easy when it comes to the sensuality. you got to build up the groundwork.

around that. first um whether it's a new relationship. or old relationship uh anyhow man I am. it's late here it's. 2:39 uh I want to thank everybody again. for helping out with the album um I want. to thank everybody that called and. dropped some calls. in uh I know I got to start doing this. earlier man I am a little tired again um. but I'll try and uh you know I'm just. learning as I go and I appreciate you. guys checking out this past weekend my. past weekend was kind of boring a little.

bit so I didn't have a lot I was just it. was just a really just a lot of emotions. and just not feeling [ __ ] super. great you know and sometimes dude that. is my weekend and this was one of those. times but I appreciate you guys' support. uh anything else that I need to. share nope I don't think so um I will. tell you this on the way out we're going. to listen to to I got this little keypad. now to help me out you know cuz we've.

been talking about love dude. um we going to check out a little bit of. Foreigner I Want to Know What Love. Is I say Yacht Rock dude if you're on a. yacht that's what you listen to boy. Yacht. Rock oh I've had adult gas bro. today but gas and it is trying Bro think.

I ate something at the. airport hear that instrument I don't. know what [ __ ] instrument that is. dude this the old Jam I remember this. one dude. through the. [Music].

clouds find you a mentor man find. somebody to help you out if you out. there if you broken. [Applause]. dog if I can it. again stop. now what that jam. bro it's that Christian. [Music].

[Applause]. [Music]. rock damn that's every dude out there. want to know what love. is we don't have the role models we used. to. man so we got to build her from the. ground up if you want. it we got a build her from the ground up. man get your heartbeat. up you got to stay up stay out of the.

darkness. dude stay out of the darkness man you. know gay guy bit my cousin too I told. you about that. but but we'll see man thank you guys for. your support bro you guys be good or be. good at it huh.