3-27-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #15

it's spring cleaning time it's time to. change the game time to flip the script. who's this Henry no it's Cheryl [ __ ]. we're going to try something different I. challenge you have you ever broken into. somebody's house to install an alarm you. ever left cookies out for your stalker. quit thinking about yourself you ever. GHB somebody at the club brought them. back to your place and just made him.

breakfast ooh is that. waffles that's right nothing naughty. nothing nasty we about to forge A New. Path let's get into it this is this past. weekend this past weekend. [Music].

you never make it 22 years. [Music]. old up. above come on with me you got to come on. up you got to. hold. down you got to hold on man that's. Alabama Shakes right there that's Al. Alabama Shakes uh with the song hold on.

and I got the shakes in Alabama one time. man um I was out there in pelum uh. Pelham Alabama and I've been out there. with some other young gentlemen who were. uh who I knew from childhood and we've. been out there um doing drugs we were on. drugs on basically I think some ecstasy. peels to be honest with you and we got. caught up and I just remember seeing.

this band Widespread Panic and I mean I. just felt full I. felt just like a bunch of damn doves had. just climbed into my veins and were just. just making my heartbeat with their. wings man I felt just equipped uh with. the spirit but that could have been the. drugs for sure but I got the shakes out. there I remember after that show I laid. out in a parking lot of a Hampton Inn.

which is a basically just a Travelers. Motel really and um and I smoked a pack. of menthol cigarettes by myself laying. on my back looking up at the. stars if there were stars hell it could. have been cloudy dude it was B yo at. that point I mean I was pretty leak. pretty much leaking leaking feelings and. uh and I had the shakes a little bit man.

and I remember just wondering what my. life was going to be like and then um. the next day I went and stalked one of. my ex-girlfriends for a little while so. anyway good to see you guys man it is. Monday March. 27th and it is the year. 2017 and that was Alabama Shakes with a. little bit of hold on cuz sometimes you. got to hold on you know sometime you hit. a you know you'll hit a a moment where. you got to hold on you can't let go man.

you whether you white white knuckling it. you know and you holding on you know and. just making your own Foundation or if. you holding on to somebody else um or if. you're holding on just to an invisible. power out in the universe you know. sometimes you got to hold on I just got. back from Madison Wisconsin and that's. white people country you know it's. actually about. 85%. Caucasian uh healthy a lot of healthy.

people up there um a lot of thighs uh. really kind of a lot of brosaurus type. builds you know just solid hearty heavy. hearts up there probably got nine aortas. on them up there in in Wisconsin. friendly a lot of friendly people uh you. can feel when they shake your hand that. they care a little bit you know and you. can feel that um you can feel it up. there and I enjoyed it man I was at.

comedy club on State and I want to thank. everybody who came out and uh and we had. a blast man we sold out a couple of. shows and everybody came and enjoyed. themselves and um and I enjoyed myself. man I really did I had a nice time out. there just uh being in the town of. Madison uh it's pretty liberal area but. it has like a lot of conservative. values um I really think it's a it's a. nice it's kind of progressive. conservative I feel like and uh I feel.

like it's on a great track that town of. Madison uh Wisconsin it rained a little. too so caught a little free water there. um and that was nice good to be here. thank you guys for joining us this past. week in um what else man we'll we'll get. into the news I'll chop into the news I. don't catch the news that much. but but this weekend I absorbed some the. healthc care bill it didn't pass you.

know and on a lot of these news networks. they were just really beating apart um. the the the politicians or whatever they. were putting it together you know I just. hope that they figure one out that does. pass you know that does work for. everyone I mean it's a tough issue you. know I don't really have a a million. thoughts on politics but when it comes. to health care you know I feel like it's. almost. inhumane if I don't feel like like.

everyone deserves to be well or deserves. to feel taken care of especially in. America where you know I'm not a. bookkeeper but I'm sure if if you got. down to the Brass tax we could find a. way to afford it um but then you got a. lot of people that don't take take care. of themselves you know and so that's. really the other side of the issue like. you know if somebody's just laying in. the park all day shooting Haron and they. you know and they don't care about their.

lives but you're taking somebody's tax. money who does care you know um I can. understand why some people would think. differently you know so I certainly see. the different. perspectives um but I hope we find one. that uh you know that works for. everybody you know I really hope we do. um and I don't know if there's a way you. know um I don't really know but it does. bug me sometimes um that some of the the. news stations just I don't know if they. really seem interested in finding a way.

as much as they do just beating apart. the people that are trying to figure it. out you know uh I just don't think the. news is as helpful as it could be. sometimes when it comes to like. political issues Health you know. Healthcare is super important you know. everybody needs a Band-Aid or a lung you. know hell I'll probably blow through. something um I had a sister that was. born with a bad liver she only had about. a quarter liver in her and so she needed. a liver transplant early and I know that.

uh if it weren't for the Health Care. System we wouldn't have had that organ. you know and she's a little chatty you. know I'll admit that but uh but she's. alive you know and so I'm grateful to um. to to you know the systems that made. that happen um in another country that. might not have happened might not have. had my sister you know. so so anyway that's just my little. personal thought on that um I think we. got a lot of issues man if I were you. know a political official there are some.

things I would do man I would um I'd. have a neighbor day you know where we. find out who's in America cuz we I feel. like we don't know who's here kind of. like roll call remember roll call when. you're in the third grade or the seventh. grade or whatever whenever they finally. checked on who was uh. attending and they would just call your. name I think they should do that just a. day where you know everybody meets their. neighbor you know everybody go out in. the street and let's see who lives.

around you let's get a head count you. know and if somebody doesn't come out in. the street then they're creepy as [ __ ]. dude and maybe we need to keep tabs on. them you know because if they don't want. to be mingling a little bit then that's. you know something's up something's ay. you know um that's kind of like a. political thing that pops in my head. sometimes if that's even political I. don't even know it's just something that. I would think would be pretty neat.

uh outside of that another issue that. sits on my heart sometimes is uh. education reform you know um I just. don't feel like we teach. children skills that can really help. them you know like um how to interact. with one another how to know if your. friend is having a tough time you know. um how to cheer somebody up if they're. not doing well you know I mean I know it.

sounds like kind of some pretty gay [ __ ]. but I mean I feel like those are things. we could be teaching kids you know I. don't really care if Lamont knows about. social studies but I do care if he if he. understands that one of his friends is. maybe getting abused at home or. something and he can recognize it you. know um I just feel like we could teach. kids acceptance we could teach kids you.

know how to love one another um I just. feel like we could do a little bit. better job of Education reform in that. sense just teaching people how to care. you know I don't think you should be. able to graduate the fifth grade until. you're not racist how about that that'd. be a great class you know or until you. realize what it means to be a. contributing member of society you know. um I just feel like there's a lot of. things we could really be teaching.

children that's not factual you know. that's more instinctual and. more you know more of the heart I guess. and that's just a thought of mine you. know I'm not trying to push my beliefs. on anybody I'm just I guess sharing. whatever's in my. brain another thing I've wondered is if. people who have served in the military. if their vote shouldn't count for more. than those who haven't you know like. maybe their vote counts for one and a.

quarter votes and that might sound crazy. to some people but you know I think it. would certainly teach us all to have a a. different respect for our military I. mean if somebody puts their ass on the. line I feel like they you know they. should get a little more you know and. maybe it's maybe it's just they you know. get better packages when they're when. they're finished but I just think that. would be interesting if their vote. counted for more um than those of us who. haven't served I haven't served uh you.

know it's one thing I regret a lot I. mean I wasted a few years of my life. surely you know just probably spraying. out and thinking about owning animals. and you know chasing trim around. and you know all kinds of just just void. fillers you know where I probably could. have sacrificed some of my time and got. out there and into the Bazooka trade you. know or whatever else they're doing. knife fighting everything so anyway.

those are some things that popped into. my. head another news piece uh Pizza gate if. you guys are familiar but pizz gate is. uh basically Italian food and child. molestation have joined forces um in. Washington DC I believe it is and it's. some where there's you know politicos. and fancy pants people getting together. in the middle of the night to do child. moles. station um at a pizza.

place and that seems to me like [ __ ]. I'm going to go ahead and throw that out. there because I mean I've spent a lot of. time around. Italians and they are I mean they kiss. you know they'll kiss you on the neck. the men will kiss you on the neck. sometimes if you're at the racetrack. they I'll see them sometimes kissing. each other if their horses win and. getting excited and you know they they. eat for a long time and look at each. other in the eyes and stuff and drink. wine and I get what's going on they you.

know they're real loving but I don't. think that's going to lead to them. loving a child so much that they're. molesters so that's why that whole story. to me just seems like a bag of cats. bottoms you know if you really look at. that uh if you want to find some child. molesters dude go to a poor neighborhood. you know I think um I think your. interests are better looking around. there I mean in a lot of wealthy.

neighborhoods they have these HOA. programs or these HOA groups which are. homeowners association that can make. rules about who can live in the. neighborhood and who. cannot um so a lot of fancy. neighborhoods can keep uh pediophiles. out so pediophiles they're stuck at the. gates you know and unless they got long. arms they're not going to be able to. reach the children you know of the rich. but now I grew up in a poor neighborhood.

you know and I'm you know I'm not trying. to say that that's anything special or. that I'm better than anybody because of. that but we had surely some couple. touchers by us you know and we play. kickball with two two adult touchers. these. men I'll tell you this they had a law in. Louisiana that's where I'm from they had. a law there in Louisiana and that's one. of the big 50 states and. where if you were a registered sex.

offender that means you were you know. part of the Union I guess and um that. you had to go door Todo and knock on the. door and tell the people in in the home. in your neighborhood you had to go door. to door in your neighborhood and let. people you let people know that you are. a. pediophile right well in our. neighborhood it was all single parent. family you know and half the parents.

worked so us kids we were home alone all. the time so you'd. have these touchers coming to the door. knocking and. saying I have to let you know that I'm a. registered sex offender is your mother. home and we'd be like we were children. we're like she's not home right. now which is baffling in hindsight. because then you got a ped file standing. right there with his desserts really and.

that was a law in Louisiana that you had. to do that um thankfully uh once you. know who the PDF files are you the game. changes you know a lot of you know these. you know these pedf files and touchers. they they it's when you don't know who. they are that they can practice their. art you know um but so we knew I mean we.

used to play kickball with these two. guys Mr Daniel I don't remember the. other guy's name he was kind of kind of. Swampy looking didn't really take care. of himself but we play kickball with him. and uh Mr Daniel this one dude was he. was combing his hair all the time I mean. he just he comb his hair nine times in a. minute you know like he was just like. like he was just trying to just comb the.

comb the darkness right out of his soul. like he just wanted to comb the touching. out of himself you. know um or like he would look handsome. enough that he wouldn't be a you know a. pediophile anymore um I felt bad for him. sometimes and then this other guy who. didn't never comb his hair the irony but. we play kickball with him and once we. knew that they were you know what what. they some of their Hobbies were it took. a lot of their um Power away you know.

we'd [ __ ] with them and you know roll. the ball man you ain't getting this ass. bro roll the ball you know. and you know it really it almost put you. on a Level Playing Field once you knew. who they were so I guess there was some. value in them going door too cuz then. you put you know you put a name and a. face um with the dark arts that they had. inside of them so but yeah you want to. find some kitty touchers I don't think. you need to Mill around. uh you know a Papa John's out there in.

Washington DC why don't you come on down. to Covington Louisiana and get out there. off of uh off of McGee Street where I. grew. up and I bet you they still got a couple. of. um a couple of wild tender gents out. there trying to be fancy with the young. you. know what else man what else dude let's. keep it. moving Dave Chappelle's age of spin came. out on on Netflix and you can check that.

out you can also check out my special on. there while you're there uh and it is. called no offense you can look that up. and drop five stars on it if you don't. mind while you're there but uh Dave. Chappelle came uh has a new special out. his first one in a long time and it's. two specials actually and he's getting. ripped up uh for making homophobic and. transphobic uh jokes and. remarks and that to me uh it's baffling.

man here I I'll uh I'll read a little. bit of the article um the former Comedy. Central Star crack jokes about Caitlyn. Jenner and transgender. people quote whenever I see one of them. teas on the street I'm like I don't mind. them but man I miss Bruce he said to. laughter from the audience talking about. uh Bruce Jenner there then he goes on to. say I knew before you guys knew he says. of gender sexual ual it I heard things.

on the street in Hollywood you know you. used to be out see people hey what's up. Kanye why the long face [ __ ] you'll see. I got two mother-in-laws. now that was one of the jokes uh that's. funny man you know that could have been. a real moment uh that Dave Chappelle. talked to Kanye West he can't share that. moment he can't share the reality of of. a moment because somebody's going to be. offended. I'm just amazed that if you turn on a if.

you turn on a comedy. show what do you expect Dave Chappelle. is not a preacher he's not a teacher. he's not a uh a politician he's a. comedian it's a comedy show that's why. there's lights a stage um an. audience it just it's just baffling to. me um the freedom of speech there's no. like yeah it's freedom of speech but. only if you want to say certain things. right and that's not Freedom you know I.

mean comedians like George Carlin um. Richard prior even though they're still. like lawed as the. best if they they wouldn't be able to. say what they said today they and that's. crazy when you look and say oh those. guys are the best but then when you put. them through this filter of whatever's. going on today and say oh they wouldn't. be the best they would be. ostracized something's wrong with the. filter not with the.

talent you know I mean it's just. ridiculous and and it seems like the. only people you can still make fun of. without the media getting upset are. rednecks poor white people and white. people you know and I don't think that. that's fair you know I grew up poor and. white it was trust me it was hard enough. you know feeling less than you know that. was hard enough I didn't need people. making fun fun of me it feels miserable.

you know being poor and you know. surrounded by a lot of you know uh just. ignorance and destitution and you know. addiction and all the things that come. with a poor environment pediophiles. kickball and Men you know just feel like. there was enough going on with. that where we don't need to be the last. group of people that it's okay to make. fun of as far as you know mainstream.

media is concerned and maybe that's just. my feelings and you know I'm sorry if. I'm getting caught up in my feelings. here a little bit but it's like anybody. else gets made fun of Latinos blacks gay. transgender that's all you know horrible. but if you still want to make fun of. poor or ignorant white people that's. okay I just it's not okay to me you know. I feel like [ __ ] let's make fun of. everybody you know I mean we're making.

fun we're making fun you know so it's. just baffling man I support Dave. Chappelle I support all comedians you. know I mean I have friends that are. every Creed and color and style asexual. even Comedians and uh and I love all. their I love all their material you know. just I'm like what the [ __ ] are we doing. what are we doing you know I'm not doing. it that's for damn sure dude I am not.

doing it all right guys I'm going to. drop a few dates on you and then we're. going to move on to some callers um and. I'll talk a little bit more about my. weekend as we go through it uh upcoming. dates I'll be performing in Sacramento. April 2st through 23rd and that is at. the punchline in Sacramento May 25th. through 28th I'll be in Tampa Florida at. Sid Splitters Comedy Club June 1st. through June 4th be in Pittsburgh where.

I caught pink eye one time up there um. uh in the manonga Hala and actually got. a [ __ ] there behind a Giant Eagle uh. which is a just a Kroger it's a chain. chain. grosser uh and that'll be June 1st. through 4th at Pittsburgh improv and. then I'll be at the kaloa casino resort. June 9th and honestly I don't even know. where that is so those are those dates. and yeah I'm sorry if I am getting a. little you know maybe I I'm getting a. little political today man you know just.

a. lot I mean it's tough it is tough to. navigate through life sometimes. especially these days for me um and. sometimes I just get agitated you know. and sometimes I I let it happen to me I. let it happen by even reading the news. you know I should have stayed out of the. dang News man I should have just read my. book I got this new book about truck. drivers all right let's get to some. callers man I want to thank every. everybody for hitting the hotline now if.

you're not familiar with the hotline. that number is 985. 66495. Z3 that's an American number that you. can call and um and express your. thoughts feelings. concerns issues that you're dealing with. um I'm not a licensed dude you know but. I've had a lot of uh experiences and I'm. happy to share them with you and offer. any suggest suggestions that I can um.

and we we're talking about masturbation. and some of those issues you know and I. grew up uh you know I've dealt with that. over the years you know um watching the. pornography and uh dealing with the self. SK you know um alone Pleasures you know. I'm no stranger to it uh first time I. got into masturbation you know I found. some you know some uh City literature. and fancy booklets in my brother's.

closet and I found a a bottle of uh. peach I think Peach Alise at the same. time that was a liquor or a Lor of sorts. it was pretty much an African-American. liquor I think at the time but um but I. found a bottle of it in my brother's. closet and next thing you know I was. into the you know I was getting dark you. know I was you know spraying out out and. enjoying the pleasures of pornography.

and. liquor so and some of that stuck with me. for a while you know throughout my life. I've noticed that you know instead of. going on dates I would just you know. watch pornography and a lot of my. friends have reached out to me recently. my friends and said that they're dealing. with some of the same stuff and they're. you know doing naughty things by. themselves even though they have wives. and families and everything and and it's. really an issue cuz that stuff's pretty.

wild out there uh we're going to get to. some calls here we had a couple people. call in about it and I want to thank. everybody who called in I'll try to get. to the ones that I can ones that are. appropriate you know some people called. and were actually doing masturbation on. the phone on the on the hotline and. that's yeah I don't know who that's for. that's not for me that's for them and I. didn't want that but we got a little bit. of that and maybe we'll put that in some.

outakes at at some point but for now. we're going to stick to the plan here. let's see what we. got what's upo this is Chris calling. from South. Florida Chris from South Florida I'm gon. stop him right there are South Florida. uh I'm going to say if you don't know it. it's a hot bed of Anarchy I'm going to. start with that um deviant a lot of. deviants end up there um. jugglers um.

magicians uh pediophiles a lot of um. pediophiles are arrested in. Florida um what else uh people with. swords Dolphins atheists they got it all. so this guy's already in a tough. situation I'm a big fan of you big fan. of the. podcast and seems like I'm kind of. struggling with some of the same things. you are um the.

pornography um I've stopped drinking. alcohol like you have. and the biggest problem for me is that I. feel like I have nothing to go to. whenever I get stressed out I have no. way to bring myself that instant. pleasure and kind of take me out of my. thoughts I feel you man I feel you um. you know I'm GNA interrupt you right. there and say that. you know I mean you hit it on the head.

you got to take yourself out of your. thoughts you know because that's what's. leading you there um your thoughts will. lead you to actions and your actions. will lead you to better thoughts so. you're going to have to you know I. suggest that you you're going to have to. create some better actions. bro um let's so my question for you is. is um what are some of the things you do. to help relax and help to relieve some. of your. stress other than drinking alcohol and.

watching. pornography well Chris I will try. to the biggest thing for me is closing. the day you know like I can go all day. with no issues you know I fortunately. I've never had the problem of you know. wanting to watch pornography during the. day or you know jerking off in my truck. or anything like that I remember when I. was young they used to have men that. would park back behind the wind Dixie.

which was a. shopping you know meat and produce. grosser and you'd see them back there. jerking off um but I never had that. issue of daytime. self-pleasure uh and for a lot of people. the issue is in the evening you know. it's and it becomes a habit like a lot. of people aren't even enjoying. masturbation anymore they're not. enjoying the pornography it's just a. habit that they've.

created so you got to create some new. habits and and if it's at the end of the. day or in the evening when you're. struggling then that's when you got to. create some new habits and you got to. practice them sometimes what helps me is. to do a meditation man and I know it. sounds you know wild and cheesy but when. you meditate you kind of take control of. yourself back from your environment cuz. there's so many things that are just. wanting our attention these days and.

getting our attention and pornography is. a huge one of those I mean dude you can. log on and there's you know there's. breast and there's lipstick and you know. forums and brothers wearing. sneakers [ __ ] women you know I mean. these men are showing up to [ __ ] dude if. you got on couple new balance and a hard. [ __ ] bro that's I mean that's that's. some. real addictiv brother so you know and.

that stuff can get addicting to watch um. so you got to you have to set yourself. into a better mode and I usually do that. with a little bit of. meditation you can sit down um a. meditation that a friend of mine taught. me. you inhale real slowly for 8. seconds you count while you're inhaling. and then you hold. that inhale for 4.

seconds and then you exhale slowly for 8. seconds just count it in your head and. then you wait 4 seconds before you start. to inhale again and you just keep. repeating that cycle do that for 10. minutes and it might sound crazy you. might only be able to do five minutes at. first but if you can get to 10 minutes. man it'll really set you in a in a more. calmer state where you are more in. control of of what you're going to do.

next and then I'd find you know a better. activity you know if you need to make. sure you leave your phone and your. computer in the other room um if you. need to read a book you know those are. things and also those are things you can. do that will help and also finding a. higher power you know like it doesn't. have to be God you know I'm not trying. to lead anybody to religion but if you. can find you know somebody if you don't. have someone a higher power that you can.

say you know look I don't want to do. this anymore you know please take away. the desire for me to do this and by. putting that out there you know you're. really you're making you're voicing what. you want uh that you don't want to be. watching masturbation or or pornography. anymore um and that kind of stuff can. really help man because sometimes even. creating a higher power can just create. like some accountability for you another.

thing that I do. is this going to sound kind of weird but. I do like a my mother got me a coloring. book one of those adult coloring books. I'll use that sometimes um just to keep. my mind. occupied I will also. read um and there's meetings you can go. to Bud I'll be honest with you there's. uh sex and love addiction meetings s laa. it's called and there's tons of men in.

those who uh who can relate to your same. exact but I recommend some spirituality. you know um I recommend some. meditation uh just things that are going. to help you reclaim yourself because it. sounds like you don't want to be doing. these things anymore um and that these. are outside influences that are really. reaching for you and getting a hold of. you so if you can reclaim yourself some.

uh you're going to have uh a stronger. fortitude from which to keep those. things from accessing you and uh you can. email me as well man you can email me. directly through my website I can send. you some links uh for local uh sex and. love addiction meetings that are near. you where you can meet people who you. know are dealing with the same stuff man. and I appreciate you calling and asking. about it uh I hope I was able to offer a. little bit of uh a little bit of. thoughts and guidance.

there all right let's get another call. here hey Theo um my name is Ahad man I. love your show Ahmad love that name. sounds kind of foreign maybe uh. originally foreign now probably an. American name as well um desert. descendant respect a mod beige power bro. beige power let's go you got a lot of. wisdom um I'm calling in you today. because I like what you have to say.

about masturbation man about you know. I'm a young guy I'm 22 College age. student goodlooking guy and I you know. it's too much bro it's too much I'm. calling you today to ask you about. advice for laying off masturbation and. pornography yeah man it it is it's too. much it's too much man I agree you know. I and I think it's one of the biggest. things that is affecting men our age you. we can't battle it like how can you if.

you're built in limic I think that's the. term in your you know in your core brain. to want to get some puss or want to hunt. down a piece of ass or some titty you're. going I mean and then you're just. flooded with it in high definition it is. too much it's like somebody it's like. the devil got a machine gun and you know. and it's filled with [ __ ] bullets and. they are coming at you. constantly I feel you man it's too much.

and um especially when it seems to me at. least that in my age group and at my. University this is such a normal thing. you know it seems like everybody watches. pornography well I mean I'm going to. stop you there and say that you know. that's it yeah it does probably seem. like that and that's probably true but. that isn't a reason to be doing it you. know I mean if. everybody's you know killing whales with. hammers and and [ __ ] you can't be out. there you know swimming around with.

Hardware dude so you got to you know it. can't be because everybody is doing it. you know. that's um that's not that's not why. you're doing it you know I'm guessing it. seems like everybody's still getting. laid I don't know ah you know maybe I. need to stop taking what it seems like. for the. actuality any advice to stop. masturbation and stop pornography and. get back out there to talk to women. would be greatly appreciated poo have a.

good time bro well there's two different. things here Ahad you got pornography and. masturbation you know I mean I think. that. masturbation is is tougher to stop than. the watching the pornography in the. pornography you know there's um there's. special filters you can get to put on. your computer there's special uh. software you can get so you're not able. to access it on your computer um so. that's you know those are some small.

things that can help but also getting. out there period and finding new things. to do are going to keep you from you. know from the habit of going to. pornography and I'll tell you this man. at your age you're 20 I think you said. 22 if you get out there and learn to. talk to women now while everybody else. is spraying out and everybody else is. you know geeking their own meat you are. going to be be heads and shoulders um.

above the rest of your class think about. it like this like everybody else is. going left you go right if everybody. else is cranking it out and spraying you. get out there and meet a girl you know. it seems like that's going to be a great. place for you to start is just by. practicing actually communicating with. women in real time um and that alone. even just having some interaction and. some fulfillment by having some real. communication from the opposite at sex. that could start to do wonders for even.

your desire to to want to masturbate or. to want to uh watch pornography so maybe. that's where I would start you know I'd. start communicating with some women of. the opposite sex even if it's you know. small talk or or just you know if next. time a girlfriend introduces you to a. friend you know even if the friend is. not a woman you're attracted to just. just practice communicating with her. talk you know uh share what's going on. you know I think just even building up. some of that ability to communicate with.

women um can take you out of using porn. to communicate with women or feel like. you're uh fulfilling that void of not. having communication with women so maybe. just getting out there and building real. communication uh I think could really. help man all right let's take another. call here what's up Bale my name is. Chris from Nevada over here and now. talking about Nevada Nevada that's. waterbed country I'll say pornography. question I would just like to say that.

out of all the addictions that I have. pornography has to be the worst one and. it's actually gotten so bad to the point. where I can't get off with my girlfriend. as much as I should be able to and I. think it's specifically due to porn it's. me seeing all these girls with huge tits. huge asses and a perfect figure you know. absolute Bombshells you know and my. girlfriend's not ugly by any means but. she's also not a porn star you know so. yeah I'll say this Chris uh before.

before you even finish that you I mean. yeah the the the resolution on. pornography is. clearer and brighter than actual life so. I mean the the sex that we're looking at. on the Internet it's dude it ain't even. as. freaking it real life piece of ass isn't. as HD as the screen ass you know it's. not even so yeah the reality is that. your girlfriend could never compete she. could NE cuz she can't make her ass in.

genitals in HD I mean she can't make. them you know as well lit as a lot of. these porn stars are you know and I'll. say this too man I have some friends. that are porn stars um porn stars. overall I feel like look best on screen. you know so it's not it's it's a it's a. ruse you know it's meant to be um. a fictional Universe you know it's a.

it's a it's like it's like whenever you. see like a car a truck commercial you. know they're not showing you the truck. when it you know isn't working that good. or when it's dirty or when you know. there's nine kids in it or whatever and. there's Starbursts you know stuck on the. on the carpet and all of that they're. showing you the glossy when it's. bouncing on the rocks and everything. right so what you're watching isn't even. reality let's just start there. I think it actually has a big big impact.

on me and my sex life and I actually. would love some advice on how to stop. [ __ ] watching it because it actually. is becoming a bad thing in my. relationship because it's it's it's. stimulating me so much that now my. girlfriend's not doing it for me you. know something that's real and tangible. something that I can feel for some. reason isn't doing it for me like I need. to watch foreign as were [ __ ] and. stuff and it's it's really Bec. a burden on our. relationships wow yeah man it sounds.

like you're in the Dragon's Den there. dude if you're having to watch. pornography during sex. um yeah that's a I mean that means that. you you're needing you're needing this. whole universe that's online you're. needing all that stimulation as well as. real life stimulation so you're going to. have to find a way to take a step back. um you know I I would suggest. you're probably so caught up in your own. orgasm you know that if you can't come.

without if you can't even come anymore. when you're with doing sex then you I. would try and just focus on maybe your. girlfriend I would start there I'd focus. on your. girlfriend and not even worry about your. own orgasm you know because I mean I'm. sure she's probably really suffering at. the hands of this if you are having a. real addiction to to to pornography you. know and all that butt work and if.

you're watching all of that so I would. try to bring her to orgasm and just. worry about that man you know get your. chick get your chick gazing up and I. mean I think maybe hopefully that will. help inspire you you know and help. inspire a little bit more you know. feeling into your weer and everything. you know I think that that's probably a. good place to start is just to focus on. her. and sometimes that can be you know if. you really need to build a connection.

like I used to lay next to my. ex-girlfriend and just lay next to her. for a while until I really felt. connected before I started really. revving up the sex the sex activity and. sometimes that would help you know just. really trying to feel you know feel her. body and just feel that physical. connection you know that. connectivity and second of all man um if. you're going to keep watching porn I I. would try and if you feel like you're.

not if a woman's body in real life isn't. doing it for you and you're going to. continue to watch it watch some other. stuff you know watch big girls or watch. you know um you know uh African-American. or Indian women or watch you know um. bald women or you know short girls or. something where it's going to you're at. least going to see a plethora of things. so you're not going to be so figment or.

so focused on just a couple of images in. your head you know um that you're trying. to Aspire or make your girlfriend become. in real life this you know big tittied. you know uh little sex kitten you know. find some women are a little more. burlesque you know a little bit more you. know Statue of Liberty kind of hiding. under the dress you know um and I think. at least Le that'll probably at least. give your mind you know a larger or a.

wider idea of what women what real women. are you know that they're you know all. different shapes and sizes and that. their bodies are are real things uh and. then second of all man again I'm going. to say the the the slaa meetings you. know look it up online sex and love. addiction Anonymous I think it's called. and you can go there and you can you can. get a sponsor and I mean this you can.

really solve your problems bro I mean. you really really can um and you can do. it with a sponsor and somebody that's. going to kind of hold you accountable. cuz you I mean you said it out of the. gate that you called it an addiction so. if you're already there where you know. it is um it sounds like you might want. to get some Pro help on that cuz you. know but I feel you it's powerful dude. we're battling I mean just the the. titties alone in the the crazy thing is. after a while you don't even see the. titties you just looking at the crotches.

and you just looking at things that are. glistening and the magic and the you. know all these ladies are doing. spreading everything and you don't even. notice their kneecaps or their feet or. anything you just crotch Centric really. you know and people got their butth. holes out and. it's man it's heavy it's heavy dude um. so yeah I would try that I would try the. I would try to focus on just pleasuring. your girlfriend make it about her so.

that that way you're not stuck in your. own head and then I would try maybe. seeing about a SLA man check it out you. know it's a real program that's out. there and it's everywhere and there's a. lot of dudes struggling with it and it's. real stuff man. um all right guys I uh I actually got to. go to sleep soon so I'm going to call. this um I appreciate the calls I had. another another one that I wanted to get. to um someone had called in about what.

it's like to move to Los Angeles but. I'll tap into that next week um you know. I I I appreciate you guys joining me for. this past weekend and uh and listening. to some of this if you have any. constructive criticisms or suggestions. about how to make the podcast better um. write them in the comments you know on. YouTubes um or on soundcloudsoundcloud. um you know I'm just trying to share.

some of the experiences that I've had uh. and just you know just trying to be. there for each other if we can you know. and I appreciate you know you guys. calling in with your issues because it. makes me realize that issues that I have. in my life that I'm not alone you know. that these are real things that a lot of. you know men and women are dealing with. you know uh cuz I want to be in a. comfortable relationship where I can. enjoy sex and enjoy touching you know.

just touch a woman's shoulder and feel. good like maybe and feel sexy you know. and feel maybe an erection you know like. they used to do in the 50s or the 60s. you know and just come home and have. your lady baking a cake or something and. you do and you guys do sex in the. kitchen and it doesn't have to be you. know that there has to be pornography or. dirty toys around or you you know or you. know flavored lubricants or anything. like that so I'm hopeful man I am.

hopeful I'm going to say that I am. hopeful and with that I think that's. what I'm going to lead us out of here. with today man um a little bit more uh a. little bit more hope you know cuz that's. where we started at so that's where. we're going to leave. at and I hope we didn't get too. political and stuff this week man I. didn't mean to I just. just sometimes get. agitated you know but I'mma hold on.

[Music]. [Music]. man 22 years old that's you a. mod quit sketing. bro back off that [ __ ]. daddy you better than. that let your nuts fill up. bro you know shut that computer down man.

crack a. book get you some Mark Twain or some. Chucky Dickens you. know get back to your roots you know get. back to something. real too bless yours too. man what I'm going to do.

somebody up above. baby you got to whole find some Faith. man ask somebody else if they're having. a problem too that can really help you. because you know if you can find a. friend that's dealing with the same. stuff then y'all can deal with it. together man everything is easier to. deal with not alone you know I spent a. lot of my life trying to battle. everything alone feeling like you know.

just feeling like I don't know maybe. like I wasn't a man if I couldn't solve. it. myself you know but that's not true none. of that's real the only thing that's. real is. that that you have a. problem and that you need to solve. it and that's kind of vanilla icy. but you know just don't do it alone you. know that's the. reality that it's going to be easier to.

solve if you got somebody else helping. you or if you're helping someone else. man share your experience you know. you'll be surprised who uh who will be. able to relate to you um that's all. we're trying to do here is share some. experiences I'm exhausted man I had a. great weekend and this was really the. Pinnacle of it was getting to just uh. sit here and chat with you guys and uh. thank you guys for supporting the. podcast um if you want to call in next. week. you know call in let me see what's going. on uh we'll just make it random you know.

try to lay off the masturbation for a. week um but I know that I'm not going to. ski out tonight man I think I got enough. enough F in my brain I'm GNA save it up. save it for something special maybe a. holiday coming up you know maybe Easter. find me a little uh little Easter Bunny. out in the wild and share my seed the. oldfashioned way you know in a real. in a real scenario all right you guys be.

good man take care bons bons.