2-27-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #11

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what up. baby real baby. boy female baby but smokers only but. smokers only only but Smokers Only. buters all right what's up there you. little gun hustling syrup sippers huh. you ever take a sip of syrup right out. of the bottle who are you you ever done. that dude you ever just taking a hit.

right off that freaking juger. diabetes sipping that syrup you out. there you've been digging in your snout. huh you've been picking your nose and. eating your own snout nachos boo. [Music]. boo.

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that's it guys that's a little Panda. that is Panda there that is a song by. designer uh designer Panda that little. probably a I don't know if an. African-American animal rights activist. I if you guys are familiar or not uh. talented rap artist what's up what's up. guys you little the little. asymmetrical just migrant workers how. are you huh how you feeling how are you. feeling you asymmetric electrical little.

freaking your little gunt Warlords huh. how's your gunt bro is your gunt shining. you got to shine up your gunt man if. you're not familiar with your gunt. that's the area kind of between your gut. in your and your Co and that's that area. right in there man and I like to put a. little bit of uh lotion on mine you know. just cuz in case something happened to. me I don't want to show up in heaven. with a ashy gun if you feel me how you.

doing guys you feeling. asymmetrical I am man I I was looking at. the Oscars the Oscars um you know where. the high futin get together to you know. look at each other and um and those. people are. symmetrical if you if you uh bict their. face from top to bottom everything on. them matches the other side I mean you.

know that half their face knows the. other half their face very. well um I'm not I'm not symmetrical man. I'm looking I'm looking at myself right. now doing making the because we got this. on YouTubes as well and if you one of my. nostrils a little bigger than the other. one so I'm coming in a little bit you. know I'm pulling a little little bit. more air on the right side you know it. might be I might have a little bit of. Cherokee in me on that part and uh one. my eyes looks like it kind of doesn't.

really want to be with me all that much. you know like it had other plans that. maybe didn't work out you know like. maybe my eyes like one of my eyes was uh. you know it had planned to be maybe with. a different person and then it just came. along with me at the last. minute um so that's really where I'm at. symmetry wise my. eyebrows praise God I don't think they. could not know each other more I mean. they are just it's almost like they.

wanted to be mustaches on two different. people so that is where I am coming in. rather. nonsymmetrical how are you guys huh are. you symmetrical well if you are you're. uh maybe you could win you an Oscar. maybe you could win you an Oscar it's uh. Mondays February 27th and it is 19 nope. 2017 we have advanced uh I'm coming to.

you from Denver so if I'm sounding a. little um if I'm sounding a little. overtaken or uh coming in light it's. because I've I've been up here in the. Hills man you know you're a mile high. they say right when you get into town. you show up at a mile high then I get to. the hotel over. here they put me on the fourth. floor I'm like I can't I I just I'm I'm. a mile up lady you know you sending me. an another 40t up another 60 feet up in.

the air I can't live like. this so I woke up I've been waking up. ashy skin and just. um just my whole head is. dehydrated you got to I feel like a. plant up here because you got to drink. water you got to drink water. constantly you know I saw some lady. water in a plant yesterday morning. jealousy only time I ever felt jealousy.

uh seeing a plant get watered did I tell. you this this uh they had a Latino. gentleman that used to they used to. water plants by this apartment. complex that I was living in off of. barington Avenue in Los Angeles when I. first moved there I was uh actually. sleeping under a my buddy's bed off to. the side of his bed actually on a one of. those pool toys one of the big ones you. know the nice um the nicer ones the flat. ones not like a one of those big doves.

or whatever that people are you know all. the P pretty ladies are taking pictures. with on Instagrams now but I um I what. was I doing oh I was over there and they. had a gardener that worked there this. Latino gentleman was a gardener he was a. um adult Gardener and uh and one time. he's watering the flowers and um and he. goes guess what cuz he spoke a different. language than me a little bit and he was. trying with English and doing well and.

he goes oh I Make It Rain I Make It Rain. I Make It Rain with this hose and I. thought that was kind of cute uh so if. you see a gardener you can tell him that. one um tell them you heard it from. another another Gardener an affiliate I. guess you could call him uh good to be. here man happy leap year if it is Leap. Year not sure uh they don't tell us when. it is or when it isn't uh Happy Black. History Month that's wrapping up so if. you have a black friend or a couple of. black friends or family members uh check. Che in with them you know.

see see how that's feeling what's going. on. um and maybe get a you know do something. special uh for the end of Black History. Month and happy Marty gr down uh to my. friends and family down there in. Louisiana I uh I was so jealous one of. my friends um two of my friends actually. are on a float they got to ride on a. float one of them got to be the DJ the. musical uh disc jockey on top of the. float and play all the music going down. the street and I saw a video of his on.

Facebook and it looked really absolutely. amazing um they also had somebody down. at Marty girl we'll get right into the. news here drove into the crowd hit 27. people man this fell in his 20s he was. intoxicated he was five times they said. the legal. limit now I don't know if I mean how if. you can get five times the legal limit. dude you're first of all you're a. champion bro I mean but it is it's. amazing that you can then get into your.

car take those chances man um he hit a. bunch of people some children officers. uh apparently everybody's going to be. okay from what I hear I mean the whole. idea really of the Marty gr parades is. kind of dangerous because they send. floats you know motor powerered floats. pulled by trucks and and truckers who. are driving the trucks I mean you have. to you think you these are truckers who. are driving these things pulling them.

through crowds of people so whoever who. who've been drinking all day so just the. theory of that if I pitched you that. idea you would say nah we're not doing. that that's not safe but down there in. Louisiana man it is a hell of a good. time um I'm up here in Denver I'm. actually in a closet I'm in the closet. uh right now it's 3:58. a.m. um I can barely keep my eyes open. but my eyes don't open very far. anyway um one thing I've realized over.

my years I wish I had when I see people. whose eyes really do open up I get. envious you know I got eyes more like a. frog or more like. a maybe like the Dutch a lot of the. Dutch have are kind of narrow-eyed. um the Oscars were on we move cruise. into the news but I'm taping here and. I'm I'm in a closet in this uh comedy. condominium here in Denver Colorado so. if I sound a little weathered it's cuz.

I'm coming from higher Heights tonight I. want to thank everybody that came out to. my shows in Denver um man I had a good. time I mean I was at this new club. called Comedy Works South out here in. Greenwood Village sounds kind of fancy. but it's just kind of a little bit. Suburban but but you can see the. mountains and there was snow outside and. they had a hot tub and I got in there. and watched my skin turn red and and got. very dehydrated.

um but it was kind of fun so that was. good uh I was watching the Oscars a. little bit of it the man gave the wrong. he he chose the wrong winner at the end. Warren batty who was Dick Tracy I don't. know if some of you younger people even. remember Dick Tracy but he was I mean. Dick Tracy was everything you know he. was I mean he was a. early um gun. activist uh you know selling illegal. liquor and hunting bad guys there and um.

and he was really something else Dick. Tracy you can look him up he was a. private investigator he was like Magnum. PI but before that and then a Moder. day I don't even know if you have. anybody now maybe NCIS but it takes four. of them to do it Dick Tracy did it all. so you can go back and check that man. out but the senior citizen guy Warren. batty is getting into his senior years. he announced the wrong the wrong winner.

it made me think actually you know my. father was old when I was growing up and. I tap into this from time to time um my. father was you know what he he would let. me drive when I was tall enough to drive. my father would let me drive so I. remember I was 12 years old and uh and. I'd hit a little gross spurt you know. I'd caught a little you know I just my. my uh my genetics were just spraying out. into my into my bloodstream and really. making me Prosper you know prosper in my.

body and prosper in my in my not my not. my brain really much but just hitting. New Heights so I was coming in at 5T uh. 10 in I think I don't know I could be. wrong. 510 like I don't know what I was man so. and I'd hit me a little gross spurt my. legs were long enough to drive so my. father let me drive he was 82 years old. and I was 12 and he would let me drive. and my my dad used to be uh he was a.

many things but he also was one of those. men's at the college campuses that would. yell at you to come over and sign up for. credit card. scams you know and it wasn't really a. scam it was a good credit card if you. needed one and you were in college I. mean you you didn't need you didn't. deserve one but this is America so if. you don't need it we'll find a way to. give it to you um and and we go sign. people up you know and I was the little. fell on the table barking getting people.

over you know to get their credit card. applications in and uh and my father. would let him let me drive him there and. it's about 60. miles um one time we picked up my friend. so my best friend is in the car with us. my dad didn't know he'd fallen asleep in. the passenger seat we picked up my. friend Scott and we all drove uh over to. Hammond. Louisiana and uh my dad did the credit. card barking and me and Scott would walk. around and eat uh hot chips they had. these hot fries I think they were called.

it was just a bag of just hot chips and. but they called them fries but they were. really chips so we would eat those and. walk around the college campus but I. remember that and I remember the seniors. you know just seniors can make poor. choices that's really what I'm going. with um you know it was a poor choice to. let children drive a car at high speeds. man top speeds I remember another time. the the tire blew out driving my. father um I was doing my 75 we on the.

interstate and the tire blew out and he. had been asleep cuz my my dad likeed to. rest and get his rest in you know when. he felt it was appropriate which was. very often very very often my dad likeed. to pick his feet and uh he like to dig. in his ear with a car key and he liked. to hug me he was a loving man but he uh. he liked to he like to fall asleep and. rest you know cuz he'd been alive for 82. years 83 years at that point you got get. your rest in rest is mostly what you're.

doing I mean CU eventually you're going. to rest eternally so it makes sense that. you are practicing heavily so he would. rest a lot that tire blew out D and I. never seen a man wake up like that man. he woke up fast bro hurt his neck he. hurt his neck and I remember a nice. black gentleman stopped and helped us. out cuz that tire had blown out um so. happy Black History Month to that guy. wherever he is these days I don't. remember his name. but uh but anyhow moving.

onward another story I'll tell you. about just about seniors because I know. you know uh I'm referencing this Warren. batty he got the allegedly it's his. fault this the last I heard I mean it's. 400 a.m. and I only looked two times. because I don't seriously give a [ __ ] um. you know I could care less I mean I'm. excited about the Arts and I'm an artist. myself but some of this I don't even. know what award show we're on I feel. like it's pandering sometimes um I feel.

like we could give Awards out for for. other stuff if we could just find a way. to make itth that people wanted to watch. those things more you know maybe give an. award out for who give the best pat on. the back you ever gotten a pat on the. back when the last time somebody patted. you on the. back and originally I guess it had to be. a man named Pat maybe you know like oh. there comes Pat with his crazy hands you. know but that's a that's a Lost Art.

patting somebody on the back cuz you. can't be a creep about it you can't be a. you know you can't do it too hard so I. got a buddy who Pats too hard he patted. me too hard the other day and you know. what dude I approached him and his wife. was right there and I approached him and. I said. man you know you patted me on the back. too hard dude it's not at that point. it's not for me cuz that a pat on the. back is supposed to be it's like almost. like a round Round of Applause between.

your hand and someone else's. back um in someone's spine or back area. solar. plexes and for you to just Wham somebody. I got another little fell I know he. lives down in uh uh Texas and he used to. live up in Canada so he came back to. America and he Pats people on the back. extremely hard so that [ __ ] pisses me. off dude if you're going to Pat somebody. on the back make it about them dude make. it soft make it comfortable [ __ ].

trying to hurt people because you're you. can't control your arms or your. feelings pisses me off man but anyway. what were we talking about dude sorry so. seniors my dad I remember another story. about my dad sorry about getting into. these dad stories uh but for those you. don't know my dad was an older man he. was born in 1910 um I got three siblings. three three beautiful siblings uh and. not to mention step families I lived. with a couple different families uh. growing up um got emancipated when I was.

uh 14 and went on about my own business. really but I was blessed to have some. people help me out um so I got a great. deal of side family as well you know but. I remember as a child at Halloween one. time my mother would take us. trick-or-treating you know and um and we. went trick-or-treating one time and we. came back to the house and my. dad was out there he was giving out the. candy he was inside but he was giving. out the candy and I remember knocking on. the door and we had our faces painted.

and stuff you know and and he opened the. door we come back from trick-or treat. and we were done trick-or treating we'd. finished we tricked and treated and my. little sister was just crying in the. stroller and my mom was pissed and. trying to beat us but we were you know. geeked up on milky ways and nasty. probably pieces of candy that had fallen. in the street and had a little bit of. dirt on them and butter scotches and we. was all just mouth full of Tootsie Rolls. man I remember my brother choked so hard.

on a Tootsie Roll I had to hit him with. a small log that was by the ditch one. time to get it out of his out of his. throat so that's actually kind of a pat. on the back that's necessary now that's. an okay time to Pat somebody on the back. hard if they're fighting through a. Tootsie Roll you know or a couple. Tootsie Rolls I swear my brother would. put two in his mouth at the same time. and and he probably still denies that. but he also can live in denial sometimes. we all can anyhow we get back home my.

dad opens the door he's standing there. and he didn't know that it was his own. children he just reached in the candy. bowl that he had he gave us some candy. and he closed the door on us and that. was one time that I remember first. realizing like what it like as a senior. that you just you get older you know and. you don't have the jurisdiction over. your own Vision maybe as much as you did. when you were young younger um and that.

was a weird time that was just a weird. moment not trying to get dow but that. was just a weird moment that here we. were all excited to see my dad and he. didn't he didn't recognize us and I. don't think we were super well clad in. our little. outfits um I just think he was just. getting older and that's one of the. first moments I realized that he was. getting older and that senior citizens. were really start to stray their course. and we're all headed there man we are. all headed there you know say I heard a.

rumor this weekend the number one place. for STDs is a place down in Florida. called The Village or the Villager and. it's a lot of senior citizens out there. touching each each other's junk as they. get. older and um that kind of scares me a. little bit you know I feel. like you know I feel like I don't know. if I want to have sex when I get that. old you know it's already can be. nerve-wracking enough middle-aged man so. anyhow what else man let's keep it. moving here um yeah I had a nice time in.

Denver man I was pretty uh I saw some. friends of mine um that came from school. friends from home that live here now I. could live here man if you haven't been. to Denver I mean it's really it's kind. of like a little bit of white people. hiding in the Hills um but it's it's. peaceful man it's nice it's um I. couldn't really figure out the downfalls. of it you know I could see I guess it's. the traffic traffic gets bad it was. snowing so the weather was weird your.

brakes make that crunchy sound when they. got snow in them things like that but. outside of that it seemed pretty joyous. spent some time with a friend of mine he. has a one-year-old child a baby um a. female baby and uh and it was pretty. cool man it's interesting to see cuz my. friend i' first met him when he was. maybe 12 years old and I played in the. uh Covington Allstar basketball team and.

he played on the mandaville allstar. basketball team and he uh mandaville was. fancy you know and and I remember seeing. this boy and I was like damn he had the. hairiest legs i' ever seen for a young. man I mean he looked like he had the. legs of a 30y old or 35y old and I. remember thinking he that this boy is. you he's cheating this man is using his. father or his uncle's legs to compete. against us. and that's unfair dude and I told the.

referee that and the referee looked at. me like I was just dumb just pretty much. dumb as [ __ ] dude. so and in hindsight that referee. probably was on to something you know he. probably had an ankling a correct. ankling that I didn't know what was. going on but we hung out with a baby man. a baby's wild bro I don't know if you've. been around a baby recently but. they man they they're just funny they're. just they're Whimsical you don't know. where they're thoughts are coming from.

and they just moving and. gyrating you know they can crap if they. want or be smiling or you know dance or. throw something in a restaurant dude I. mean they're amazing they're almost like. spending time with somebody that's. really on a lot of cocaine you know uh. because cocaine is a diuretic it'll make. you spray out your bottom if it you know. if you're own some heavy stuff uh but. anyway my my buddy had a beautiful. little girl and we went and did that and. H hung out with him and his wife went to.

breakfast and that was nice. man um yeah children you just got to. take care of him I mean they you know we. get back to his house this child doesn't. know what to do just standing around. doesn't have a big plan you know um so. you really have to tend to him and have. a good plan for him and you know it made. me think a little bit more that I. wouldn't mind having a child one day. meet a good woman maybe somebody that's. a nurse or a you know know she could be. like a business woman as well but she's.

going to have to be probably at least a. hard worker because cuz I like to work. hard and sometime I like to rest a. little so sometime I need a woman that. also likes to rest growing the hair out. it's getting hella seedy dude people. call me a lesbian or adult lesbian um. you know somebody called me Eileen waros. the other day that serial killing woman. definitely you can see a lot more. animals when I'm walking by will kind of. look in my direction you know I have. that a little bit of like a uh cocka.

teal which is a beautiful bird from. somewhere else anyhow what else man I am. tired dude I will say that man I'm tired. I'm. asymmetrical uh but I am happy to be. here on this past weekend let me drop. you guys some dates real quick um April. 21 through 23 I'll be in Sacramento at. the punchline that's April 21st through. 23rd um April 25th I'll be in Mill Ville. Pennsylvania at the Millersville.

University and that's Amish Country so. I'm probably going to come a day early. and maybe um get me a little bit of. Honey some local honey or maybe visit. some local some honey hives or the Amish. uh reminds me of this episode of. Breaking Amish they had a show called. Breaking Amish where it was about Amish. people and this one dude they're. interviewing him you know how they. always have the little interviews and. he's like he's having to cut the grass. with that old time grass cutter just. like in it goes in like a little bitty.

Circle and he's pushing it around has. blades on it and he's like man I don't. even know man he's like I was adopted so. I'm not even really Amish and I thought. that was just baffling dude like imagine. being adopted you realize you you grow. up and you're like holy [ __ ] I'm. Amish like what a blessing to be adopted. but damn. dog you know throw me back you know. if you know if you catch me and you're.

Hest dude maybe throw me back even. though I could use a little peace of. mind I bet they got a lot of Peace of. Mind out there so Millersville. Pennsylvania Millersville University. April 25th I'll be in Tampa May 25th. through May 28th and then I'll be in. Pittsburgh June 1st through June 4th I. caught pink guy there in Pittsburgh one. time very strong. strain uh try to get over my eye into. the other side tried to get over my nose. and the other side it wasn't able to.

breach that divide you know to get. across that that Hill you know that was. kind of like my Gettysburg right there. in between my eyes um CU I could have. gone blind maybe you know like the girl. did in uh in Little House on the Prairie. anyhow um those are the dates those are. the dates oh also this week we got the. new album coming out March 3rd uh 30 lb. bag of hamster bones so you should go. out and grab that um it is a good album. It's it's a prequel to uh a larger album.

that will be out later this year um. talking a lot of stories from growing up. in life but if you want to invest in. that I recommend it uh and if you don't. want to that's totally fine as well but. it's called 30 lb bag of hamster bones. uh talking about the time that I'm um. that they busted a man in my hometown. with a 30 lb bag of you guessed it hb's. oning baby. boy and I used to work for that outfit I. used to sell hamsters. when I was young um and now a lot of.

that Market's going to rush and I've. talked about that. before but uh but you know what still is. beautiful I was thinking about this on. stage this weekend guinea pigs man I. mean just really still the I mean they. are. the they are guinea pigs are really just. the they're the peacocks of ground game. if you will they are a beautiful beauti. beautiful animal if their hair is taken. care of and their owners are taking care.

of them conditioning them sometimes not. a lot but you know annually at least you. know and I would go seasonally uh. beautiful coats beautiful coats on some. guinea pigs and very friendly animals. and you know if you haven't visited them. in a while stop into a pet store you. know get in there and feel some love. dude they got parrots in a lot of these. places and they'll let you pet them to. and parrots are I made love to a girl. actually in Colorado and this girl had a. little gray parrot this little it was.

some kind of a little gray parrot and it. would rest rest on my shoulder while she. and I were making love um I don't know. what ever happened to that girl she. never kept in touch with me but that's. her choice I can't feel bad about that. what else man I'll give you a quick. sensual report uh and then we're going. to get into some suggestions some uh. basic life suggestions uh some callers. have called in um and I'm sorry I'm so. tired man I am just exhausted this. altitude is beating me down if I I mean. I swear to God if I go up two more.

flights of stairs if I went up to the. sixth floor of this hotel dude you might. never hear or see from me again my whole. inside's dried out I'm urinating but. it's just my penis is just making sounds. and not even uh throwing any urine out. so my brain is coming in light but I. appreciate your. patience um hell I don't even know I was. going to tell you I got in the wish and. well business though I remember that. after after the guinea pig business. after I got out of that because they had.

some racial issues and this Asian guy uh. got electrocuted but. um but I got in into the wish and well. business with a couple of guys north of. town that were you know building and. running a couple of wells and and I. don't know if you've been in that game. it's a tough that's a wild industry. because you're dealing with people's. hopes and dreams you know and they're. putting their hopes and dreams on these. monies and they. are you know and you want to try and. facilitate some of these some of their.

feelings and you know give some validity. to some of this uh but it's just it's a. dark it can be a pretty dark business. you know a lot of the people who make. them and put them out are just trying to. make a. buck. um and I got caught up and they would. send me down in there to get the. basically just to you know SC scorge. them you know just scorge them out just. empty them out and a lot of people you. know especially in SD areas they throw. recycl in there um guns swords couple.

murder weapons even uh I mean. potentially I guess I mean why the hell. would you just throw a gun or sword down. a wishing well for no reason a. recyclables a lot of trash empty milk. cartons so you just picking through all. this [ __ ] just to come up with you. know S8 dollar and you're so Furious by. the time you get the. money that you don't care that it's. other people's dreams and Ambitions or. whatever. um and that's where it really becomes a.

Crossroads mentally I feel like it did. for me anyway of. deciding well [ __ ] am I just going to. take this [ __ ] money or am I going to. turn it in you know all of it into um. the guys I'm working for like what am I. going to do here uh so anyway I got. caught up with that I'll tell you about. that in a future time man because I am. tired all right guys I want to thank. some uh I want to thank everybody that's. called in for you know guidance and. suggestion um if you're going through. something man we all are you know and.

you just need some uh you know some. brotherly advice from someone who's not. really your brother because a lot of. times your brother can give you some. pretty [ __ ] [ __ ] guidance um I'll try to. be that you know and you can be a woman. as well you can be a man or woman and. call him for thoughts or guidance or. questions or anything you know um so. we're going to crack into a couple of. these right. now seeo I had uh something that. happened to me when I was like 13 years. old and I just it's been a mystery to me.

so I just wanted to see what you thought. about it uh so when I was like 13 my. dick and balls like the skin on my dick. and balls got really hard for like two. days uh and then like two days. later the skin just kind of fell off. like all in one piece so I pretty much. moled like a damn like a snake or a. lizard. does so yeah my dick in my balls uh.

moled at the time you know I'm 13 I just. thought that maybe I was growing like my. dick in my balls it was time for them to. grow but. uh they never grew so it's a mystery man. you tell me what you think I I still to. this day don't know what the hell. happened appreciate it well thank you. for the call in there bud um wow that's. interesting I did have some experience. where my nipples would get very hard um. when I was going through and my neck my.

neck got. very there was a time where I couldn't. turn my neck or move my neck and a lot. of that was uh due to you know puberty. and sexual advances and stuff like. that uh but I've never I've never heard. of somebody you know their nuts getting. hard and basically just shedding their. shedding their skin like a snake wow. it's interesting dude I mean it seemed. like you could be on an episode of X. Files you know or maybe uh be a in a. professional.

wrestling you know outfit and maybe you. could your finishing move could be to. just shed your nuts right into. somebody's mouth you know me talk about. teabagging dude you I mean you could be. the master teabagger people would be. getting lined up dude it's the only time. that people get teab bagged and. basically left with a. momento I mean if you can shed your own. nuts and autograph that for people you. could could have made you could have. made tens of thousands of dollars dude.

in the 1980s at different small town. fairs so um you know I guess just be. glad that that happened in the past I. mean maybe you're kind of an anomaly you. know there's different types of people. out there that have different things. that happen I got a couple family. members um that have extra. knuckle on one of their fingers um my. grandfather grew two inches in his 50s. in his late 50s um. and then and then honestly he didn't.

like my grandmother anymore which is. crazy they've been in love two inches. higher he was out bro he was out you. know um maybe you could see more options. at that height I don't know but he left. and that was them and that was that uh. yeah sounds like you got a lot going on. though man your nuts are shedding I. would. just [ __ ] I I just hope you put it in a. scrapbook you know not trying to get all. Michael's crafts on you but I hope you. put that little sweet. you know little uh coin purse that.

little you know damn you should make a. yamak out of that and sell it to one of. your Hebrew buddies man that is a I mean. that's a ball skin yamaka beautiful but. good luck with that man I don't really. have much guidance there because I don't. know it hasn't happened to me nothing. like that happened to me but thank you. for sharing man let's let's pop into one. more uh here hey bro I was just. wondering like what's up Steele first. all let me tell you I like this show man.

it's great great good stuff man good. look I was want I want to know what your. go-to breakfast item is dog like what. you mess with man what you do like. scrambled eggs what you do what you like. omelets what about like donuts do you. only mess with dut holes do you do cold. cereal and milk do you sleep through. breakfast and just eat a ham sandwich. I mean waffles what's up like you know.

continental breakfast style do you just. want a bowl of fruit you know what you. do bro like biscuit with honey if you if. you had a breakfast bouet and they got. all kinds of stuff everywhere what you. what you going straight to you know hot. ham tell me about. it all right uh that guy is probably the. most thugg. uh breakfast inquire I've ever met you.

know like yo dog what the [ __ ] Z what. you got on that I'm a let I'm a. let I'm a let these hoes I'm a let. turkey sausage turkey sausage turkey. saage I got turkey saage I mean that guy. was straight thugging by his breakfast. huh um thank you for calling man I. appreciate your energy and enthusiasm. about the earliest meal of the day to. most anyway unless people are waking up.

you know after midnight to get a snack I. don't do. that but uh I like a cold cereal man. that's the first thing I get um I like a. bit of Pineapple these days I'll get a. pineapple just to you know because. especially if it's springtime and you. want to get your you know I kind of. believe some of those old wives taals. that your seed can really sugar up if. you have pineapple you know and the. ladies kind of enjoy that you know a. little bit more sweetener in your. in your sweetener so I'll do that I'll.

do a little bit of Pineapple or some. little cuts of watermelon in a dish or. some fruits what else man and and now if. I'm feeling breakfast time I'll eat. breakfast anytime dude my funeral bro. bury me bury me inside a just a big huge. thing of Chile kiles bro you feel me. some Latino breakfast dude I'm bilingual. at the table dog you know what I'm. saying whoos Sala Deo okay that's turkey.

sausage zag got turkey sausage so I love. breakfast man but that's what I. do. um one of my life goals actually has. been to meet a woman at a continental. breakfast and end up making love after. that you know after we each make a. waffle uh with that crazy waffle maker. dog that thing is crazy right I mean it. seemed like a early curling iron dude. remember those early curling irons dude. very similar to those uh continental. breakfast waffle makers and then some.

little [ __ ] MPP it always leaves it. going and it starts beeping then you. just get. furious so but yeah I guess those are my. things man I'll get a little cold cereal. you know I'll get some uh hot ham I love. that choice I love the choice you threw. out there of hot. ham um and I appreciate the Callins man. guys I just hate to say man I am so. tired right now dude it's literally. 4:34 uh mountain standard time I just. can't keep my eyes open I appreciate you. guys listening I appreciate everybody.

that came out in Denver and had a good. time I promise that I'll give you guys a. better podcast next week uh when I can. get my brain just warmer man I don't. know why my brain is just not even. showing out very strong at this. moment oh God I just I don't know but I. had a great weekend man I'm feeling a. little bit better I appreciate some. people reached out about some. concerns um you know after last episode. just sharing some feelings. there was a couple other questions I. wanted to get to a couple ladies called.

in and I'll get to that next week um. essential report I'll get to that next. week as well man I'm to be honest with. you I've fallen back into the wos of uh. of viewing pornography on the. internet and um and that's been that's. been a bummer to be honest with you dude. I gotten caught up so I was two months. clean and I got caught up on that. pornography uh but but everything else. is still going okay man living life on.

life's terms and uh God bless you guys. man I'm going to take us out of here. tonight if you never heard of him Joe. fman one of the best I'd ever heard and. this is saving all the love I'm going. take us out. [Music]. here.

stay as long as you let me. [Music]. boo people in love. man you've been in love dude if you've. been in love man quit sming or if you. are in love just stay there stay.

there sometimes you get in love and. you you got to find a way to [ __ ] it up. don't do. that just stay. there there's nothing else outside of. that. man if you're in. love there ain't. no there's no Higher Achievement. really. [Music].

you. know if you're not in love with somebody. well you know my buddy told me this week. man he said somebody will come. along this is just a patch you're going. through and somebody will come. [Music]. along and in hearing. that it made me quit thinking. about. not having somebody.

special and made. me kind of think that yeah somebody else. is somebody's going to come along one. day and it turned kind of like. my my uncertainty. and you know my thinking I'm undeserving. or I don't deserve somebody to love me. it made me think more. about you know my higher power or the. fates or whatever you. think. are just kind of ironing out the walkway.

so that the bridge will connect you know. and I will find. somebody but in the meantime I found. more. peace you know for now for this week I. find a little more peace a little more. patience and I'm okay with myself a. little. more so that's that's a good place to be. you. know [ __ ] I don't know what I'm talking.

about dude I'm fading bro my eyes are. getting all squirly you ever seen like. somebody's eyes who's been like a baby. who's been awake too long dude and their. eyes start. [ __ ] trying to fight each other but. they can't get out of their sockets. that's what my eyes are doing dude I'mma. shut it down man I'll make more sense. next week I promise thank you guys for. the love and support man be good to. yourself huh will you do that today just. be good to yourself. today don't let your.

problems don't let your problems start. you out on Monday man you let you tell. your problems they [ __ ] show up. tomorrow bro today you got this have a. good day man talk to you later. bye-bye.