1-30-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #7

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albums what's up guys it's uh it is. actually it's 4:15 in the morning it is. uh Monday January. 30th. 2017s and this is this past weekend I am. in Virginia. Beach and it's cold man it's been cold. here can't even get outside can't even. get my feelings you know cuz that. coldness. just like right when you right when you.

get outside that coldness for me starts. in my neck that coldness gets in my neck. and. just then it creeps up like right back. behind my. jawline and kind of just gets like. starts to Slither inside of my ears and. that's where the coldness starts to get. me and then I start to feel I I feel. defeated quickly I would not surviving.

the elements man I would not if there. were a plane crash I better crash in. Cancun you know maybe. CA uh Brazil I could do a plane crash. from Brazil you know a. child um but yeah if I crashed in the. Arctic dude I. would I would perish bro I would perish. you know in fact if I even I might start. packing a little headstone in my travel.

bag that's not a bad idea um that. wouldn't be bad for a airport gift shop. item get your little headstone that. would survive any type of um predicament. crash. drown uh you know light fire cuz it's. going to be expensive to get one that. could really survive a heavy fire um. extremely F flame retardant stuff is. pretty. expensive so but yeah get you something. that could survive some light uh.

catastrophe and get your little. headstone shop and uh cuz some people. some people that's all you want you know. you just want to make it easy on your. loved ones when you pass away some of us. that's all that's our only we don't want. to call us too much of a Ruckus you know. we just want to make it easy uh that way. you you you're right there you crash. somebody survives or they find you boom. pop The Headstone out of it I'm sure it.

comes in like a special little case you. know you know uh just headstones to go. maybe you know like a little duffel. maybe it comes in a. duffel and you just plop it in the. ground right there you know here lies. your boy you can fill it in it's kind of. like a Mad Libs headstone so that way. you get a realistic epit uh Epitaph you. get a realistic epot you know here lies. fill in the blank you know.

know. um he was survived by blank that way if. you got some children wife uh. cats uh Karma if you got bad karma. looking for you you know cuz don't think. when you die that your. karma your karma is still out there and. that's another thing people aren't. thinking about when they die if you're. leaving Bad Karma then you that that. that [ __ ] is swirling it's going to get. somebody you know it's going to get your.

friend uh your nephew um animals you. might have uh you know others it's going. to get. somebody what's going on baby boy huh. you little. freaking you little muffin sniffing. gypsies huh you guys good. huh huh you stand off that dust huh. that's what I'm hoping for that's what. I'm hoping for let me check my levels.

okay we got audio we're pretty good here. I'm in uh Virginia Beach man if you. haven't been here it's a cool place a. lot of military uh tonight we had. lesbians get in free night at the comedy. um at the Funny Bone Comedy Club here in. Virginia Beach I want to thank everybody. that came out and it was it was some. great shows beautiful audiences just. good natured people I mean just good. natured you know people that just know. how to hug people that know how to hug. that's what they should have a damn.

test you know they're banning people or. there's you know they're keeping people. out of out of the country um just give a. damn hug test you want to you want some. border security you put a big you put a. breasty a girthy. just you know just a a a uh just a just. thick in the card of vascular. area Urban. woman or grandparents white lady too out.

there by the uh border and you have them. hug whoever's coming in cuz if you want. a crystal ball you want a crystal ball. of people's. feelings you hug a you hug a sweet thick. sister huh you hug one of them big. little cinnamon bears and they will know. they will know if you are a good person. or not they know where your heart is at. cuz a thick sister she you know a.

rubenesque just chesty just you know. Ela El torsa the. chest those women they are they are just. an emotional crystal ball you know they. crystal ball till you fall dude they can. predict what's going. on cuz sometimes you hug somebody and. you're like this [ __ ] is squirly. you know he don't have have anything in. his rib cage he don't have anything.

within his bones there's no bone density. there's no trust in this person there's. no there's no honor there's no. commitment you know there's no. loyality so I think that would help that. would be something good for the Border. man uh or any border anywhere you. know uh we just you know that'd be good. anyway what are we talking about. Virginia Beach Virginia Beach yeah great. audiences this week week um great.

audiences man just fun you know uh and. we had lesbians come in free Sunday. night that's my new thing so if you are. in any of these upcoming cities actually. I'll drop these dates on you right now. uh February 2nd through. the 5th 2 third and fourth next weekend. I'll be or this weekend actually I'll be. in shamberg Illinois it's outside of. Chicago um at the Chicago improv the. following weekend I'll be in Baltimore. or tonium Maryland at uh mey's Comedy.

Club never been there um and the weekend. after that I'll be in La Hoya that is. February 17th and 18th La Hoya. California uh and the weekend after that. I'll be uh February 22nd through 26th. I'll be in Denver at The Comedy Works. South comedy work South so if you want. to come out um come on out those are the. dates those are the.

dates but yeah [ __ ] dang what was I. talking about man what was I talking. about uh I don't know see that's a. problem I got to get a sidekick look I. know a lot of people are like when you. going to get a sidekick you know your. Sidekick game is weak I know I got to. get a sidekick I'm considering I'm. considering you know we just got to see. what'll happen it's hard man you know. it's hard you know things are tough but. onward so I'm in Virginia.

Beach great shows beautiful people came. out oh I was saying so if you are in one. of those cities I just mentioned and. you're a lesbian a lady that loves the. attention of uh the heartfelt attention. and emotional and sensual attention of. other women then Sunday night you get. him free to my show the password is LOL. gbt um you can use that to get in Lick. City some people want to drop Lick City. as the alternate if you you know want to. be fun that's a another so those are the.

pass words get in um tell your lesbian. friends uh lesbians come out cuz my. father and people say well Theo what do. you you know what's the cause you know. why you what's why you want extra. lesbians at the show why are you. reaching out to. lesbians um and I'll tell you this my. father I didn't know my father very well. you know my father I talked about this. before was very old my father was born. in. 1910 um he was a missionary from. Nicaragua I'm polish Nicaragua aguan one.

of the few maybe the last bro the last. polish Nicaraguan bro where my PO. Nicks. ho and uh and he always told me I had. the heart of a. lesbian my father always told me that. when I was. young uh he said I was a Survivor and. that I had the heart of a lesbian and uh. that always resonated with me man and I. always would resonate I felt this Reverb. coming off of lesbians that I met. one time I called uh my mother won a.

perm on the radio. once um she did she won a perm on the. radio once she wanted outright so there. was some contention but she wanted. outright and uh and a couple beautiful. lesbians brought that furniture brought. that uh oh she want a perm so then they. had this they had this commercial on. television for this man big Charlie he. was selling chairs um Big Charlie's. chairs you already knew that Big. Charlie's chairs big he's selling chairs.

seat areas places you could put your you. know lower half of your body if you. don't want to stand up you get the drill. you know what they are um you know just. like individual. benches so big Charlie after my mom won. that perm she got that perm boy and I. mean. huh I don't if you remember the first. time you saw and my we didn't think we. could get a per like perm was for people.

that had them a little bit of. money okay we got some money poy you. know we got some dineros in the uh in. the uh in. Theos you know so we didn't think we. could get a perm so when my mom won that. perm we're fired up you know we're keyed. up on happiness you know I mean when she. got home with that perm boy looked like. somebody just deep fried my mother just. deep fried in my mother's head for about.

9 seconds beautiful. just that hang time this no hang time. coming off the back just tight just. tight. tight that thing boy just you could you. could just you could lick the bottom of. that perm and cut your tongue that's how. clean it. was now at the time they had a. commercial on television for Big. Charlie's chairs this man big Charlie.

selling you already know at furniture. man I told you that so I called up big. Charlie because they said on the. furniture on the uher uh on the. commercial that he would bring the chair. to your home and show you how. comfortable the chair was so I ring a. ling a. ling big Charlie somebody answered I. think maybe a Vietnamese lady or. something or maybe somebody somebody and. they said big Charlie be there four to 6. weeks to show that chair but my goal was.

to actually set big Charlie up with my. mother CU big Charlie seemed like a hard. worker this man on the commercial my. mother's a hard worker you know. delivered newspaper since I was born so. I'm figuring I'm going to set them up so. I called Big Charlie somebody answers. the phone they said big Charlie be there. four weeks six weeks anyway fast forward. few weeks my sister yells up somebody's. at the door I come running down. open the door no B NBC baby no big.

Charlie but two adult lesbians standing. right there beautiful ladies. um and I just I remember just right when. I looked. at at this the more jacked one you know. the daddy the bull or whatever you know. whatever they call them the hero you. know the uh the big spoon or whatever. they whatever the terminology is you. know the one who kind of looked like she. probably had like a you know like you.

know like her. cliturus you know like her clur would be. in a neck brace you know what I'm saying. bro you know what I'm saying the kind of. girl who's like who vagina know how a. thumb thumb wrestle you know what I'm. saying she and I just I locked eyes with. that woman cuz big Charlie didn't come. to show the furniture that was a rude. you know that was um snake oil salesman. they were bullshitting you they were. bullshitting big Charlie wasn't going to. show up and I didn't know that at the.

time you know I still believed in big. business you. know but what it happened. was me and this lesbian lady we locked. eyes they came to show the furniture and. um and I just knew from that moment. on I think kind of what my father was. talking about that I had the heart of a. lesbian that I had that I had just had. that Vigor in me you know that Vigor. that at certain times of my life I was. going to be against odds and uh and that. I was going to survive and I was going.

to you know. just that that life was going to be a. hustle and I was going to be emotional. and I was going to be uh and I was going. to be confused but caring and just all. those things man so and then now. ironically I got this adult haircut. where a lot of lesbians cuz I have an. adult haircut now a lot of lesbians will. approach me about this haircut um cuz I. got some I got this solid you know I got. that Lord's favor in the back you can.

see it if you're on YouTube you can. check out the YouTube channel and and. see this uh cuz I record straight onto. the video on YouTube for at least half. of the show because the file gets too. big but you can see I got that little. bit of the Lord's favor coming off the. back of this new hairstyle. anyhow so what were we talking about. dude I'm in Virginia Beach beautiful. night I want to thank the lovely ladies. that came out I want to thank everybody. that came out gay straight uh confused. out there. pets pet owner only no human emotions.

everybody that came out you know um. everybody's always welcome uh in My Walk. of Life uh and we had all types of. people man and it was great dude very. diverse City here very diverse City uh. what else dude uh last time I was here. so I told this story on stage last time. I was in Virginia Beach dude and it's a. great black white area if you want to. see black and white people um you know. cuz there's a lot of places where where.

a lot of black and white people still. don't get along well or there's just not. a ton of mixing I don't want to say. integration because legally there is but. but to be honest you go to most a lot of. cities then you know black people hang. out here white people hang out here you. know it's starting to get a lot more. diverse uh in places but like Atlanta. like Atlanta's the future you know city. of you know you see a lot of black. wealth and you see and it's amazing you. see like a lot of um it's just it's a. city that's been Exemplar Exemplar.

exemplary in my lifetime of uh of. progress for sure but you also see that. here you see a lot of um you just see a. lot of just interracial getting along. you know and it's it's good to see with. all the with the the media constantly. telling us that nobody can get you know. like showing all these fights and people. and all this [ __ ] it's great to see. that there are cities out there and. environments where if you just go and. you put put your heartbeat out there.

then uh it's going to reverb off of some. other people you're going to see what's. going on you know you throw your eyes. over on somebody if you just put your. sight in your hand and just hum it at. some in some direction into a new place. then you can see uh you know you'll see. and this is one of those places man here. in um Virginia Beach so very diverse we. had some great crowds came out so last. time I'm here I'm driving by this. McDonald's right they had a snowstorm. last time I was here and and I'm you. know like I was saying in the beginning.

like if I'm in a plane crash dude I'm. not going to survive in the snow you. know I'm going have to crash at a beach. I'm going have to crash at a resort okay. like if we're crashing I'm going to be. like can we crash uh by the club. M that's coffee I'm drinking baby that's. that baby that's that just brackish. that's that brackish caffeine Daddy's. trying to get that.

you know what I'm saying I'm trying to. pet my. insides you know what I'm saying I'm. trying to pet my insides with some. energy that's why I'm on that coffee so. anyhow onward we had. um yeah I I wouldn't survive in the. elements you know like if I was in like. that movie alive they have that movie. alive where you have to eat somebody if. you when the plane crashes um I couldn't. I don't I they would I'd be the one You'. probably get eaten and if I had to eaten. somebody I might have talked about this. before but but I would have Vietnamese. person you know I know that uh I think I.

mentioned before that I don't think I. could be a cannibal but but I was at a. Best Buy once in I considered eating a. Vietnamese man beautiful little man. beautiful. um th Thum or thumb maybe what might. have been his name like you know like a. two of your 10 thumb but without the be. THM um anyhow so last time I'm here at. Virginia Beach I'm at a stoplight. brother gets in my car man a brother an.

adult brother uh gets just gets into the. back seat of my. car right and goes where we. going. dude and let me tell you I. said wherever you want to go that's what. I said man and I could tell in his voice. he didn't seem like it was freezing. outside so he didn't seem like he was. you know up for any trouble or anything.

like that uh but then he he's like okay. and he just rattled off a place an area. over in Portsmith uh and I drove him. over there and that's a just a close. area here to where I am near Virginia. Beach but that's called suddenly Uber. that's when you are suddenly Uber and if. you don't think you could Uber Drive. wait till somebody gets in the back of. your car and just says where we going.

look you will drive them where they want. to go so suddenly Uber man suddenly Uber. that's the new thing I guess it was last. time I was. here oh man what else I'm tired dude I'm. so tired I can't even tell you what are. y'all doing today y'all going to work. what are you guys up to um what are you. guys up to let me think about what your. life might be right right like right now. you got. um you got you probably maybe you're.

heading to work it's Monday maybe you an. electrician you know that's Brave dude. what I'm going to take a chance at. getting electrocuted every day just so. people could have cable and their. blenders can work and [ __ ] that's ballsy. dude that is. ballsy uh plumber that's another. gangster job bro you know what I'm. saying straight up just showing up and. just being a [ __ ] Jacker by somebody. else's house dude that's crazy right.

that's ballsy man think of some other. jobs uh tree climber my brother used to. climb trees he did he climbed trees for. a while and he cut uh dude he saw he had. a chain saww he was up in the tree and. he sawed right into a I'm going give you. a chance to guess it three he saw it. into a 3 2 one. beehive and this was was he was like in. one of those climbing things where you.

just kind of like scoot up the thing. with like a big rubber band kind of like. you used to see on the cartoons cuz cuz. they still do that it's probably about. nine years ago and uh and he sawed into. a beehive inside of the tree it was one. of those interior ones like one of the. Mansions you know just like a damn. little honey Mansion you know just that. straight up uh that nectar Vector. bro so we saw it into one and then had. like through the chainsaw bees attacking. him and just said he was running through.

people's backyards until uh until I. think he either jumped in a swimming. pool or ran into somebody's house but. that's some G [ __ ] bro so that's how my. brother can handle stuff really well. these days he's very good at handling uh. you know the bees that life throws at. him you know in a weird way he he just. he would be like a good um Mission. Control in a in a beehive which I don't. know if that's a real thing but like you. know the the person who is like okay we.

need this be coming in here and this be. coming in here and this B my brother's. good at that kind of stuff just um. thinking clearly uh making decisions. pretty quick anyhow man what the [ __ ] am. I even talking about dude God I don't. know. um I'll give you a sensual report. sensual report. uh still staying off the pornography let. me check my app I got a app on my phone. it tell me when the last time I looked. at any porn ography was um had a.

instance this weekend though this. girl uh not my type of G she wasn't my. type. um she threat she's like threaten to. give me a [ __ ] like literally follow. me to my hotel and then threaten to give. me a blow job dude who does that she's. like oh you don't think I'll suck your. dick and I'm like what. uh just hoping you won't 54 days I just.

saw boom 54 days off of. pornography um 54 days off of. pornography I'm two days clear on. masturbation for now so you know got a. little lonely in these hotel rooms. you're getting a little Lonesome um so I. was just really monitoring myself you. know basically just being sensual I had. some sensual thoughts and I just acted. on them you know why I'm acting on my. own sensual.

thoughts uh but yeah defend that girl. who threatens to blow somebody oh really. I fine that I'll suck your dick like. come on lady like you know so that was. you know I had to say you know obviously. no I was like no but I had to I mean. this lady was just a you know an. aggressive five and a half you know and. not that that really matters the looks. of it but it was just no attraction I. don't like somebody threatened suck my. dick it's dangerous dude you know you.

want to discuss it you want to draw a. picture and be like yes or no like a. picture of a mouth and like maybe a. sketch of what you think my penis might. look like and then put a check yes or no. box that's a possibility you know but. when you're just threatening to blow. somebody okay I'm not going to put my. penis into somebody's mouth that I. barely know who's been threatening me. with that same mouth that's crazy dude.

that's like my brother climbing back up. that tree knowing the bees are there and. just cutting right back in that's crazy. what else. man um the sensuality other time I got. to really offer some heavy sensuality. where I'll tell you this one time I was. in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Pittsburgh. beautiful place I caught pink eye and. Pittsburgh numerous. occasions uh so they had a couple hot. strands going around there and you know. this was probably late late 2000s early.

2010s they had a couple of hot strands. of uh conjunctivitis in the area and I. caught some but um these two ladies had. come from uh Wheeling West Virginia down. from the. Hills uh to my comedy show in Pittsburgh. and afterwards this lady and this and. this girl is you know like a young not. Young young girl but like you know legal. legal age young lady and it was a girl.

and her it was a girl and her aunt. that's who it was I'm trying to explain. their Dynamic I'm so tired uh a girl and. her aunt they offer to uh beessential. with me in this car dude I think it was. a capri who makes a capri let me look. that up really quick. Capri. vehicle I think that was a Mercury Capri. yeah that was it dude oh they're nice. huh yeah this one wasn't that nice not.

as nice as you can't see the one I'm. looking at online but anyway yeah they. say you want to come and get some of. this you know and I was and I didn't. want it and I you know I I was just. trying to pretend like I was blinking a. lot but just I think when I was going. through one of those fits of pink eye. and and like you should come get some of. this Wheeling feeling that's what they. said man that Wheeling feeling you know. and that was I mean first of all the. Wheeling feeling is seems incestral out. of the gate because y'all are related.

these people they're family members. these people are family members dude you. know so I don't want to be that liaison. between a aunt and a niece you know what. I'm saying like that that's that job is. for other family members who were. supposed to be doing that genetically. I'm not supposed to be sensually. Connecting the Dots here you know that's. that's outside it's going outside the. realm of of genetics you know I'm not. supposed to be that Middleman for y'all. they're supposed to be you know um a.

sister and a a spouse or something you. know you know how it works family tree. anyway that was another time I got. offered some. sensuality oh God what else man I'm. trying to think. um about another time I got offered. some now I tell you this story man and. I'm going to get going because it's day. it's uh it's daytime I'm I'm going to. try to get like 45 minutes sleep before. I got to be at the airport important. because there's a bunch of protesting. going on so I'm concerned about that I.

mean I get protesting that's an American. right protest all you want doing it at. the. airport that just today it's making me. upset maybe I'm being selfish but you. know I just I mean I just want to get. back to my bed um but then there's. probably people don't want to get back. to their beds too and they can't maybe. they can't I don't you know I don't know. what you know I don't know enough about. about it really to comment on it but I'm. just hoping I get home okay um the the.

what was I going to talk about. God feel like I got a mouse in my head. dude sometime I really think I have like. a mouse in my head that just right when. I have a thought the Mouse runs over to. that area where the thought is and eats. that thought bro that's crazy isn't it I. mean that's irrational that's. irrational um. oh I got high at this party this is the. first time I think I ever got high on.

marijuana you know I was a young I was a. Youngster. and and I go on with my brother my. brother um my brother who doesn't uh who. doesn't embibe in in uh drugs anymore. he's an adult now beautiful family he's. a beautiful brother um but at the. time we were children you know he was. maybe 15 and I was 13 he took me to a. party out there in uh rural.

Illinois uh cuz my mother's from uh uh. just outside of Kiwani Illinois that's a. small small town um she's from outside. of there from Stark County Illinois so. my brother took me to this party out in. the corn fields and people was out there. and they were doing you know just. smoking cigarettes and uh drinking beer. and uh what else just doing you know. when you're that AG you smoke whatever. you know you smoke your [ __ ] thumb. bro if somebody could put it in a.

pipe so I mean you'll smoke your [ __ ]. you'll smoke your sister's hair you know. if you cut off a couple grams of it. while she's sleeping you'll cook up a. little bit you you'll cook up a [ __ ]. young ladies braid you know you you [ __ ]. I'll smoke a braid bro I'll smoke a. braid so I get high with these people. out in this corn field there's a party. and people are drinking it's just like. the party you would always think about. like in a corn F there's like a tractor. in the distance and there's just people.

just drunk and just being dumb and just. being young well all night I thought it. was kind of wild if I went over and. urinated they had a man who parked a car. a Ford Escort and I always loved a Ford. Escort man we had a few escorts in our. family you know my mother came in with. some money once and bought an escort and. my first car was actually a Ford Escort. years later no front uh no front. passenger seat in my car um they said. they were going to give it to me later. they never sent it after I bought the.

car used for $800 and they supposed to. sent that seat so my car was if you got. in the front passenger seat you just had. to walk through to the back seat but. anyway so all night I keep sneaking over. to this Ford Escort and I was urinating. into the back seat I just opened the. door and just urinating this dude's back. seat man I'm not proud of it I was just. you know being young and dumb and so all. night man I I was drinking beers and I. was young I could drink a lot of beers. and just drink them and just urinate.

them out you know I was just basically a. uh a conduit for this Lor this this. beverage so I'm urinating in this. backseat all night well eventually some. people some people everybody started. leaving the party or whatever and I. needed to ride home and everybody else. had already loaded up and the only. person who offered to take me home this. dude didn't know I'd been urinating in. his back seat all this whole time the. only dude who offered to take me home. was that. dude and somebody called shotgun so here.

I am riding in a just. soaked back seat man just a urinated. just bench you know just a cushiony. bench in the back of a car you know what. a back seat is and um and here I am dude. and that was just a crazy time so that. was a little bit of that Wheeling. feeling I guess when you're riding in. your own urine you know that's probably. similar to you know being in a threesome. with your aunt that's that Wheeling.

feeling I bet but I didn't want it I. didn't want it in Pittsburgh I didn't. get it and uh I guess I just you know I. just that's Karma right there that's. piss Karma bro that's piss Karma so you. know that what else man that's about it. dude you know I just want to thank. everybody who's supporting the podcast. if you have any ideas or thoughts on how. to make it better let me know you know. look I don't know what I'm doing okay. honestly I'll be honest I didn't even. want to get up right now and do this. dude you know I didn't want to but um.

but you guys have been supportive man. people have been you know chiming in and. saying if they like this or don't like. this um I'm trying not to talk politics. sometimes it's hard it's a it's a. riveting time um I'm trying to see. things from other people's perspective. uh you know I'm just trying man you know. I mean that's a personal update if you. want that I'm just still I'm trying to. be a decent person man it's hard you. know it's hard I want to be selfish I.

want to you know get caught up in my. feelings my brain gets angry at me um. you know I I get negative thoughts I. feel low. selfworth um I feel less than you know. and I'm battling those things every day. uh but I'm trying man you. know I just try and take action that's. my big thing right now if I get caught. thinking negatively I get moving move my. feet get out the bed you know go find.

you a little uh water a plant phone a. friend you know listen to some music to. the Beach Boys maybe listen to The Beach. Boys or some. Nelly you know get your heart going you. know call somebody tell them you love. them you know draw a picture of. something draw a picture of something. you can draw decently don't sit there. trying to draw something you can't. [ __ ] draw that will depress you dude. I can draw roosters I can draw the front. of cars those are two things I'm pretty. good at drawing and um what else that's.

about it I think so I have to look back. at some of my old art books but it's. mostly just pictures of those two things. um all right man so that's it dude those. are the upcoming dates you know that we. got next week I'll be uh in outside of. Chicago uh shamberg improv then I'll be. at uh in Baltimore muoy and then I'll be. at the La Hoya comedy store in La Hoya. and then I'll be at Comedy Works Denver. you can get some BR shirts if you like. the BR shirts man I got some cool new.

stuff coming out I got a new uh album. that's popping out really soon just. can't really bring it up too much yet so. I'm excited about that um and I just. want to thank my boy Joey Coco Diaz uh. for being so supportive I want to give. congratulations uh to uh Coco's the best. man I got to say that the dude calls me. and I talked to him the other day I told. him I wasn't feeling very well and he. gave me a call the next day just a check. on me you know it's just nice you don't. see a lot of that in this business you.

know a lot of people out for themselves. in this Hollywood business don't believe. all the hype you see these people all. romanticizing each other on. television but the truth is they're only. romantic when uh when they're all in the. same Financial bed you know so um. outside of the sheets people fending for. themselves mostly but it was nice to see. Joey Diaz give me a nice call uh Frank. Castillo there's a show on on television. called the roast battle uh Frank. Castillo won it young comedian really.

great and if you are traveling dude out. to Los Angeles stop into the world. famous comedy store that place man it. rocks dude it really really really rocks. so that's it man I'm theovon you can. follow me anywhere at theovon t h e o v. o n um if you want to grab some dope. underwear uh they're not a sponsor of. mine but I wear them all the time. they're a sponsor of my other podcast. allegedly that's a Hollywood podcast uh. it's meundies meundies.com. theoo they got beautiful draws bro see.

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answer talk about hit me up I didn't get. any requests this week but that's okay. uh I got some support by you guys. listening so so have a great Monday man. hug somebody call your mother tell you. love her even if you don't just pretend. for the day and see if that uh see if. that love grows a little bit so next. time you might actually even maybe you. love her a little bit more you know um. do your best you know call your sister. dude everybody's sister needs a hug. needs a call man um you guys be good man.

this is this past weekend um January. 30th it is almost 5:00 a.m. sweet Christ. dude man that Wheeling feeling boy let's. play this out of here with my boys huh. these are blind men can you imagine that. being blind bro being blind and getting. the job. done you know what I'm saying I can see. dude and I can't. sing. so now they just they can't even see.

[Music]. [Music]. bro don't need ticket you just. alone people.

[Music]. get beautiful. song that's what I hope it's like when. you go to heaven. [Music]. man you hear that faith is the key man. have some Faith you. know Heaven Ain't just for Christians. man Heaven's for everybody dude heaven's. just a Depot man it's train. depot you just keep your heart good and.

then and when you pass from here man you. just standing at that train station and. that train come and pick you up boy man. you get on that train boy I bet it's. beautiful on. there they probably got Little Koala. bears serving you. cocktails they probably got probably got. nice. snakes can you imagine that nice. [Music].

and every blind person can sing. man that's who's on that. train and it don't even run on cold man. that train that. train that train runs on just just good. feelings man. hugs the more people hug the faster that. train. goes and you could just look out the. window and.

just you can just see all the good parts. of your life that. is they flash right before your eyes. every time you look out the window so. you could always have your life right. there with. you that'd be nice huh. man and you get to see the people you. love some of them are on the train some. of them still out of the window you. know that train man it's nice bro. they got a smoking car where you could. smoke a cigarette if you want.

to you could have a little cigarette you. know in a dancing car you could learn to. dance. man case you don't know how to dance you. could still learn even though you dead. man that's magic man that's what I want. Man People Get. Ready that's the Blind Boys of Alabama. man. that's the Blind Boys of. Alabama.

blind still gifting. us you know not to say that they. couldn't but just to be brave enough to. sing when you can't even see that's. beautiful man that's pretty beautiful. you guys have a good day man peace.