1-09-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #4

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what's up guys that's a little bit of. Wiz Kalifa bringing us in here it's it's. 1:00 a.m. it is it is Monday morning. 1:00 a.m. Golden Globes just went down this is. this past weekend man I'm gonna get into. it I'm gonna get into a little bit. everything I'm gonna talk about a sleepy. ubirr driver who fell asleep at the. wheel. who was gonna fall asleep at the wheel. so he let his passenger drive he falls.

asleep in the back seat and next thing. you know he wakes up and he's in a. high-speed chase now he's suing uber I. got a cup of hot coffee right here I got. uh I got uh what else we'll talk I'll. check in had a little bit of adult sex. you know had some adult sex this uh this. weekend you know doing that you know um. so that was interesting what else.

happened man had some great comedy sets. Larry David was at the Laugh Factory the. other night we'll talk about the Golden. Globes a little bit and and what else. man the guy the gun they had the gunman. in Fort Lauderdale jeez I fly in and out. of there man I was that was nuts but but. right now we're right here it's uh it's. it's it's us man this past weekend ooh. yeah yeah yeah yeah.

that's Wiz Khalifa Whedon boys man I'm. amazed that guy's always hi Wiz khlifa. always hi I don't know how they do it. you know black guys so good at smoking. weed so much better I feel like my black. friends always they can get high do. regular life I get high not doing. regular life man incapacitated in high.

school I remember I would go out with my. friends I get high I would lay in the. car all night we would go to parties I. would be in the car asleep. my big thing used to be to urinate in. people's trunks or in like this one guy. in high school his dad used to sell. sunglasses and I would always urinate on. all of his samples huh. god I feel bad about that yeah I would. urinate on the dad samples I don't know. what was I'm a nice to urinate on. everything but I'm feeling better this.

week last week I had that flu that's a. stomach virus that's gone out of my. system so that feels good if you're sick. man hold it together hold it together. sue whoever gave it to you sue whoever. gave it to you yeah so let's crack right. into it man yeah this news story. unbelievable to me sleepy uber driver. suing everyone okay there's a guy a. driver he fell asleep he was falling.

asleep at the wheel so we let he let his. passenger drive he asked him to drive it. was a long trip out of New York and then. the driver Robinson was the guy's name. woke somewhere around Binghamton New. York to find his good-samaritan. passenger Carlos 20 speeding on. Interstate 81 Robinson begged his. passenger to pull over but Carlos.

responded the police are chasing us. ah-hoo for I don't even know where to. what kind of uber driver I guess you get. tired yeah hey you want to take the. wheel that's that's teamwork actually. I'm it's a little bit of teamwork but. that's. that's alarming to me you know I think. at that point you pull over and you let. the guy get another rubra if you can't. handle the game you know I don't you're. not a real uber driver if you can't. handle the responsibility you know a.

boxer isn't in the middle of his. fighting is like I you know I'm just. kind of not doing well I'm not winning. why don't we let us somebody else who. feels like fighting right now fight you. don't do that so this is unbelievable to. me the car was completely totaled the. Hyundai Sonata they totaled the car. smashed into a guardrail in Colesville. New York Robinson lost his driver job. Carlos was charged with unlawfully.

fleeing a police officer and and there. you go that's it so if you having a. shitty Monday Lisa's not that shitty huh. at least you're not either one of those. guys you know I remember in uh in I used. to fall asleep at the wheel all the time. I don't know what I think i mighta beat. narcolepsy at some point because when I. was um I remember when I was a student. driver I had to drive somewhere and at. some point I just told the dude bro I'm. falling asleep he's like it's 4:00 in. the afternoon I'm like yeah well when.

naptime calls bro you know dormir say. you know it's time for daddy to do air. me and he let me rest in the backseat he. took me home I didn't fail I'm still. driving today. another time I fell asleep at a. stoplight Madisonville Louisiana a cop. wakes me up he goes did you call in. report about two wolves fighting in the. street and I was back I mean I was you. know uh I was just baffle I'm like I.

know I you know I didn't I didn't do. that I was bummed that I missed that you. know I fell asleep I fell asleep at the. wheel dude I mean according to somebody. who called the police two wolves were. fighting wolves I never saw a wolf in. Louisiana ever but somebody called him. in to the police - wolves fighting in an. intersection unbelievable man so here we. are Bros this is it it's Monday morning. trying to. what's going on this past weekend was.

good man it was good. spend some time with friends I'll give. you a little emotional update I'm. feeling pretty good. I think I'm thirty what am i some so. many days off of the pornography let me. check in right here and see I'm a decent. amount of days off the pornography Ike. I'm a little porn o'clock on my phone I. am 33 days pornography for free feeling. good feeling feeling heavy and the kak.

you know it's coming in it's coming in. because you get desensitized you get. desensitized about the pornography man I. was you know when I wasn't like a crazy. Pope but I just I think just like any. other dude you know you come home at. night you're single maybe it's happened. it's the Internet the Internet's there. it's waiting for you it's waiting for. anything you want to get nasty naughty. you want to gamble you want to bet on. hookers you want to do whatever you want. the internet so I'm off of that man I'm.

off of that 33 days and feeling pretty. good man I'm feeling pretty heavy in the. heavy in the [ __ ] these days fired up. you know I don't know why I got into. porn I when I think about it I remember. the first time I ever saw any. pornographer my brother. I remember in his closet I found some. pornography magazines and uh and some. peach Alizee I was a liqueur and next. nine minutes later bro I was uh I was. drunk and exhausted that's all I.

remember dude spraying out like a young. buck and that's really I guess where I. started any experience with pornography. and then you know when you don't you're. not uh in a relationship or something. you kind of stick with it I guess here. and there I don't know but I'm off it. feels good if you're having an issue. with it man take a break you know take a. break bro let your brain let your. imagination key up a little bit let your. imagination fire up I got some coffee.

I'm gonna throw some date at you really. quick February 26 through 29th I'm. coming to Virginia Beach funnybone I'll. be at the Schomburg improv in Chicago. every 2nd through the 4th last time I. was there I saw mr. T preach at a church. I pity the fool who don't find me at the. Comedy Works South in Denver the 23rd. through the 26th of February dude I did. an open mic tonight stop by The Improv. to pick up some footage from my show the.

other night where I headlined the show. and they had open mic going on there was. like 40 young comics in there that. drawing names out of a hat and uh Jamie. and Paige the people who run the place. over at the comedy at The Improv they're. like you want to go up and I was like no. way I was so nervous I mean I just took. me back to whenever I first started. comedy and I actually first did my first. set on that very stage at The Improv but. I was so nervous man so I sat there for.

about 15 minutes and watch the young. guys do it and then I got up I got up. tried some new bits some new thoughts. what else my buddy got bit by a gay guy. my buddy got bit by a gay guy dude so I. guess it's a public service announcement. up there by La Brea and uh La Brea. Boulevard and in Santa Monica Boulevard. Filipino dude huge legs big quads open. mouth if you see that dude you know he's.

out there bit my buddy good he got bit. by a gay guy so we'll see what happens. man we'll see how that shakes out Oh. what else sleepy uber driver reminded me. of a time I went to school in Charleston. South Carolina and I used to spend some. time of an air actually hitchhiked up. there chasing a girl not like a stalker. chasing a girl but you know I was in. love I was in young love my girlfriend. had broken up with me so I knew she was.

there and I hitchhiked I was at a. sailing regatta in Biloxi Mississippi. some people said they lives in. Charleston I said you got an extra seat. and 14 hour car ride later and a. suburban brother. showed up middle of the night I remember. I even why this is stalkery now now that. I'm reciting it obviously I walk to my. girlfriend where I knew she lived. because we've been corresponding via. mail. ah those are the days they'd love.

letters corresponding being I walked to. where she lived. it's like 2:00 in the morning because we. got him really late and I'm standing out. on her porch had a cat there I'm petting. this cat and it hit me like dude you. gotta you need to get your act together. cuz you this girl doesn't know you're. here you're standing on her porch but. petting a cat you don't even know if. it's her cat and she didn't like me. anymore so that was kind of a wake-up. call that was a little bit alarming you. know so if you ever been in that.

scenario I feel it I feel you you know I. feel yeah I feel how it can happen it. can happen bro we all got a little. stalker in us you ever done some stalker. stuff ever done some stalker stuff let. me know man. so this podcast I'm putting it out this. past weekend it's just you know it's. developmental last week it people told. me the audio the volume is too low try. to turn the volume up okay so I'm trying. that what else they told me to stick.

with it so I'm trying that we're gonna. get to a point where we're gonna have. video as well we're gonna maybe some. call ins. maybe some gas or just starting out so. if you have any thoughts ideas whatever. you whatever let me know you know I. don't know how to give better without. help you know that's where I'm at in my. life the only way I'm gonna get better. is if people help me so if you got some. thoughts. throw on my way Golden Globes were on I.

watched the intro I watched some. sporadic spots throughout it the intro. was awesome I thought it was exciting I. thought Jimmy Fallon did a good job they. the big thing on the Internet is the. Meryl Streep speech about Trump and. about the you know diversity and this. and that I personally I'm oh I'm just. sick of hot I mean this was you know a.

bunch of well off well to do people. really patna each other on the back you. know in this beautiful event at the. Beverly Hilton. and uh you know I don't want to hear. about that stuff I don't want to hear. about it I'm honestly kind of sick of. everybody just like we get it like if. you're the guy you did where the lady. you wanted in and when we get it but. well you know just there's bigger issues. there's real issues that people are. facing you know I mean it's not like.

trumps blown up the White House or but. you know so then they keep bringing up. all this Russia stuff [ __ ] Russia dude. Russia was they were giving out dirty. water at the Olympics that seems like. more of an issue you know that seems. like more of an issue to me but no. people want to you know mainstream media. it's just bizarre it's baffling to me I. was happy to see the hate crime that. people took labeled that as a hate crime. that they had the for they had the for. people beating up the [ __ ] kid or.

the sorry mentally challenged kid I. don't want to say [ __ ] that is yeah. that that that that I agree with that. needs to go sometimes beating up the. mentally challenged kid I was gross man. I was gross and uh and it's tough. because they don't want to label you. know they don't want to label a hate. crime then it can be against white. people but it can you know and so I. think it's nice to see that that they. were at a place of equality where where.

anybody can be a victim of a hate crime. bro that really really uh I really felt. that that was it needed to be man it's. gross that kind of stuff grow I mean you. know I don't know how people get so. broke a minute they can't put it. together you know they can't put it. together I don't know. [ __ ] if I know dude I'm listening to Wiz. Khalifa it's 1:00 a.m. I'm drinking. coffee you know what am I even doing. what am I even doing uh had some adult. sex this weekend man had some sex bro.

and it was chill dude you know it was. chill uh uh. I haven't really been engaged in a lot. of sexual activity because I'm really. just kind of keeping it chill trying to. get my feelings in order you know. because I wanna you know I wanna you. know I'd like to have a wife and a. family and that sort of thing so you got. to really at a certain point wrangle. your desires in because you can't be. just spraying out everywhere across town. if you want to you know really kind of. care about somebody who have some.

feelings so I think it was a pretty. decent practice man I got some sexual. anxiety sometimes but I think I really. gave it a good run you know two. consenting adults doing some adult sex. so I feel like it was good man. you know just basic sexual positions. nothing really Randy you know I've had a. crazy kind of sexual past at times lost. my virginity behind a bowling alley down.

there in Louisiana while some kids were. throwing rocks at us so I don't know I. mean that was that's a hell of a way to. start off catching some trim you know. yeah some kids were throwing rocks at us. we were doing stand-up sex behind a. bowling alley shady it was in the shady. ball it was the only bowling alley we. had every bowling alleys pretty Shady I. think especially every small town. bowling alley but they and they didn't. have a really good menu inside I. remember but uh yeah said so a you know.

very middle-eastern almost you know. people dodging rocks and trying to. maintain an erection at the same time. that was my out Diderot you know as far. as I'm concerned growing up brother that. was my idea ah dude what else had some. other crazy experiences over the years. I'm trying to think what pops or not I. got a actually got a blow job over there. in Pittsburgh behind the giant eagle. grocery only [ __ ] I ever got pinkeye. from I don't know how I got it but I'll.

never forget that. never forget that man what else what. else happened this past weekend uh I got. nervous man I got nervous I did a set at. the laughs actually the night Larry. David is sitting there and I can see his. silhouette the white hair the Bernie. Sanders just vibe you know and I'm. performing and I'm trying to do my best. and I don't know he'd been there for a. while it was late when I got onstage. about 12:30 a.m. so and at some point I.

think towards the towards the probably. 75% of my said he got up in. I don't know if he left or he had a date. or say could've been his wife I don't. know what his scenario was but he left. so uh I don't know and that that stuff. rides on you you know when you're. performing you're like did he leave. because of me. did he was he already gonna leave was he. you know so but it was cool cool to see. him at the club everybody's pretty. excited I've never seen him at a comedy. club before what else got to see Bill. burr perform this weekend awesome always.

phenomenal and it was just a great. weekend man it was a great weekend. let me think about what else happened oh. how symmetrical is everybody at the. Golden Globes you see it look at all the. face every symmetry that's what you need. if you want to make it in Hollywood look. at your faces it's symmetrical. not mine do my nose is a little off one. of my nostrils a little bigger another. one of my ears I think might be kind of.

a dangler you know I think my eyes one. of them kind of goes a little bit of a. different direction dude not symmetrical. no I don't know what grade I would get. on my face man I don't know I know I'm. about 1/8 looks wise I'm about 1/8 if I. take care of my teeth. you know I'm 1/8 I'm 1/8 and I'm ok with. that I feel like I try to live in. reality special when it comes to my. looks man I mean especially growing up I.

didn't I hated the way that I look. growing up man I had I had these big I. just huge spaces in my teeth and it just. made me feel I don't know I was always. embarrassed I had the worst acne in. junior high school I mean I had hey I. like if I smile big like a pimple would. burst I just had all these just pockets. to just see them and just whatever gets. in your face just just disenchantment. just flying out of my pores and you're.

going through those weird years to. around puberty when you're when you're. going through a pair billion-year you. got a you ah there's like you could grow. like two inches in a week you know so. next thing you know you're next real. long and you're. shirt that fit on Monday doesn't fit on. Saturday you know you got your half your. friends look like velociraptors like. there's just some weird times in there. when you're going through puberty but I.

had a yeah it's some severe acne hated. the way that I looked man I think I'm. getting better with it now as I get. older because you start to realize that. you just stuck with how you look you. know I mean unless you want to get. plastic surgery which is pretty popular. out here and everywhere I guess these. days I remember in sixth seventh grade. they had two girls we had these groups. in our in our school and two girls got. nose jobs and they were both sitting at. my group table in this art class and uh. and they both came back I think from.

Christmas break with like these you know. bandages on their nose and I just. thought it was like wow like you know. that's a real thing people can really. get it you know I didn't know that. because I grew up in a mother town that. I really grew up in like if you had a. deficiency or you know a facial. malfunction or whatever that's where you. were you know there wasn't I mean I. remember this one dude he broke his this. is dude was like an adult but he broke.

his clavicle or something and uh they. just trying to fixed it right there you. know and just his shirt just never fit. right again he was always that dude. whose shirt never fit right you know cuz. one of his he was kind of missing a. shoulder they just didn't set it back. correctly and uh you just I don't know. bizarre looking another dude I remember. to do was an Elvis impersonator in our. town like we needed a [ __ ] Elvis you. know we had 2,000 people in town bro we.

don't need an Elvis dude we need gas. money and we need ideas okay you're an. alcoholic brother but he was an Elvis. impersonator in my old neighborhood and. but he was nervous from personal. interaction when I think about it not. really by nature or not by nurture but. by nature one of the other what happened. was he had broken his hip I don't know. if I told you guys this story he broken. his hip and there to save money they. said his leg is there his leg like. around the top may be broken a bone in. his thigh could be a femur.

and to save money they set it and cement. so and it healed up fine but when they. broke the cast off they broke up with a. sledgehammer Reeb rope his leg and hip. in about nine places so after that he. always had this little wobble a little. tick-tock in him and uh and he went into. Elvis impersonation right after that you. know cuz he had that hip sway just built. in you know lean with it rock with it. lean with it rock with it so you know.

what I'm saying bro yeah yeah yeah yeah. small town Elvis impersonation man what. else the limited I just heard that the. limited that clothing company shut down. bro dude I grew up the limited they had. a partner store limited with what a.

ladies went bro and if you would all the. ladies were limited you know if you had. a little bit of Dimes he had a little. dime in your pocket if your mother had a. little bit of cash she got something. from the limited man that was the first. fancy store ever around and they had a. men's store called structure anybody. ever wear that structure clothing man. that [ __ ] was fresh did I'm where we. used to go camp out the mall now the. mall by me was about how about 17 miles.

away so we would go on Friday go to the. mall Friday night then we would camp out. outside just in tents so we could go to. the mall again on Saturday dude we're. back hot topic man that was a good time. dude if we just sleep in tents outside. and uh just to be at the mall man and. they had structure you know but the. funny thing was at Christmas everybody. would they only had about five different. styles in there so everybody you come. back from Christmas break and you'd have.

nine dudes all wearing the same shirt. you know so everybody all of a sudden. everybody was just wearing the same [ __ ]. but that would those are the days man. that's how it was that's how it was. and out going to the mall what else man. this duty shot the guy the guy who shot. up the airport the baggage claim god man. oh I always wonder what I would do in. this situation I was watching one of the. videos some lady hid in front of.

something like the guy shooting if you. seen the video on CNN she hid in front. of one of the smart cart things Jesus. like hopefully I'd have you know and I. know your your you know your overcome by. the circumstances but hopefully I have a. little more gravitas to hide behind. something you know I don't mean getting. your bags it's frustrating but that dude. really I mean that's set off man come on. and he had a gun apparently they do to.

win crate you know that he went into and. alaskey been in the military and the FBI. are at some checkpoint or some. appointment he'd had to check in for. they taking his gun from him he said you. can't have a gun anymore because of his. mental condition but then a month later. they gave it back to him for some reason. and that was the gun he used I wasn't. going to used oh that was the gonna use. man you know I I just I'm okay with. people having guns I'm okay with it you.

know but they should have us they should. have a big black lady's in charge of all. the guns I want a bit a real black woman. in charge of all the guns cuz those. ladies don't take any [ __ ] you know. oh you ain't getting a gun boo you ain't. getting a gun that's what I want dude. because you know that not if that's what. they need they need somebody you should. have to really look somebody in the eyes. before you get a gun dude and nobody.

takes no [ __ ] or can read no. [ __ ] like a strong black woman man. that's what I think dude that's what I. think brah that's what I think what else. man watch the football I watch the. football I can easy games everybody the. team's always everybody thought was. gonna win I can't wait did win this past. weekend I dude I can't wait for the. Steve. in Kansas City that's gonna be a game. that's gonna be a game man that's gonna.

be a game what else happened this. weekend trying to think of really what. occurred man nothing you know nothing. crazy exciting went down I guess you. know we did the adult sex it was good. but at a certain point I'm kind of like. you know banging isn't like that my. favorite pastime like some dudes are. just trying to get you know just chase. some trim all the time I'm kind of I'm.

okay with it you know you get a little. bit of trim here you get a little bit of. trim there but it's not you know I'm not. addicted to it like some kind of you. know crate you know and after your. banging for a little bit it's kind of. like okay you know we get it nobody's. gonna win a prize really you know you. hope everybody gets off and that's kind. of a deal so you know I wish there was. more to it sometimes like you really got. it you know like everybody want a bag a. [ __ ] fatty or everybody you know you got.

a prize or you bang so hard that you. know you know like a gumball popped out. of your lady's mouth or something like. that I wish some of those was more to it. sometimes just a bang bang bang bang. it's like how many different ways can I. do this I don't know maybe something's. wrong I'm saying this if I'm saying that. there's something wrong with second. maybe something wrong with me all along. I don't know bro but it was good man it. was nice to you know just be involved.

just feel some sensuality you know and I. feel like staying off the pornography. that's really coming back into my bones. coming back into my soul man because. that pornography really get you man. because you can get down them rabbit. holes what else man that's pretty much. it dude that's it really I think um but. we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna get. the podcast better we're gonna give. video we're gonna get you know different. stuff going on I'm open to any. suggestions any thoughts any ideas if. you have any questions you want to.

answer it on the next one post them post. them wherever this wherever you are. seeing this or reading this Twitter. Facebook YouTube post them up. get to them you know I'll put them in. let's get it you know get some get some. conversation get some conversation going. anything else crazy didn't happen ooh I. got Invisalign went to the dentist you. know Invisalign I got the braces I was. talking about when I was younger I had. you know just just a fantastic mouth and.

the crazy part is I kind of wish I had. my old teeth now while I have more you. know confidence as an adult I wish I had. my original grille because you know they. were now would really kind of set me. apart it's more unique. but at the time I just felt you know. like oh I was afraid to smile it's tough. when your teeth are you know you don't. love your teeth it's tough cause you're. afraid to smile and if you're not. smiling me you're not feeling you know. you start a smile that smile kind of.

resonates through your body but you. don't that you know you get feeling. awkward or uncomfortable man uh you know. you don't smile and then that really can. kind of shut down the rest of your. feelings right there so that was a lot. of my a lot of my youth was like that. man you know just hating the way that I. looked for some reason I hated. everything about myself really growing. up I mean I had a ton of self-loathing. but but as I've gotten to be an adult. I've really started to get worked. through some of that you know but yeah.

but I ended up getting an Invisalign man. you know I went to I talked to my. dentist about it I went in the other day. for a cleaning she'd ordered them so now. I just got them I guess that's the new. thing like just you know order something. for somebody and then you know if you. know it's like a dealership you just. they call you like a stop by you get. there and they already got you a car you. got to pay for it of course I mean I got. to pay for this deal but um but yeah I'm. wearing them you know I'm excited I.

don't have them in right now but uh. after I brushed my teeth after just. coffee I'm gonna get into some huh and. when I was doing something I was always. gonna tell you guys it happened oh I did. a little manscaping you know you got to. tighten up I use it number two around. the top of the UH the happy sack and. everything my penis was starting to look. like a like a [ __ ] wise raccoon. what a big nose you know my penis is. starting to look a little you know. almost like it like it had like it was.

like it was considering things you know. it really had some whiskers around like. it was uh like it was um. Hasidic you know it really just had. those long braids on the side almost I'd. love to corner on my pubic hair at some. point I don't know if anybody does that. if there's any ladies out there you know. in in any community that do that I. wouldn't mind maybe getting some of that. done so that's where I'm at man I'm. stoked for this week we got Margaret Cho.

Adam Carolla and Pete and and and some. other guests that are coming on the. podcast interviewing them tomorrow. really excited to go talk with Adam he. has me on his podcast sometimes and. Margaret Cho I've been seeing a lot of. her recently I saw her a couple times. this weekend I had dinner with John. Murray this weekend that was really. surprising. he created the real world and road rules. a lot of people don't know or dunno I. was a cast member on road rules when I.

was young and I was 19 and so here I was. it was cool I mean he and I have kept in. touch over the years and he's always. been really supportive such a smart guy. it was just cool to be at a table with. him and sit there and really get to chop. it up and talk about shows these days. and just everything man he also made. that I mean he made every show like so. many reality shows I mean I can't even. name I'm probably 40 shows maybe more. but we're talking about bad [ __ ] club. or whatever that show is it's just like.

bad [ __ ] just just being bad so. anyway that was interesting managed to. get to spend some time around that dude. what else bro I'm tired man I'm tired. bro you know I want to rest. always will always want to rest dude and. I've been watching that show disappeared. you ever seen that show it's on Hulu and. it comes on television investigative. discovery and each episode is about. somebody that went missing and then. guess what they're still missing but I.

love those kind of shows man like for. some reason I love like. like those investigative discovery. murder your neighbor treasure hunter. shows that kind I can't sleep I. literally cannot fall asleep at night. unless I know that somebody really got. killed or there's a missing treasure. like those I got it's like I got to have. it man it's like my addiction dude what. else got some new movies in the mail. from the sag people la-la-land.

that's her everybody says it the best. one it won a lot of awards I want to. want a lot of awards and Jackie fences I. watched fences is the one with Denzel. Washington. I watched Manchester by the sea bro whoo. man if you haven't seen Manchester by. the sea should watch it also there's a. documentary out there called dear. Zachary or letters to Zachary it's on. it's on Netflix that and Manchester by.

the sea or two of that really the. saddest pieces of uh pieces of film I've. ever watched man if you want to just get. a little bit sad Bron just really get. any your feelings you know and just you. know just navigate within your sadness. and kind of feel that you know maybe. your eyes kind of spray out a little bit. get some salt water out of your system. dude that'll do it bro Wow both of those. really good Casey Affleck is amazing. dude amazing it was really really cool. to see so yeah man that was this past.

weekend dude that's what's going on you. know that's kind of where I'm at you. know feeling good off the pornography. did some adult sex feeling good you know. we'll see kind of how that kind of pans. out or whatever but that's that and yeah. and that's it man just trying to stay in. gratitude man trying to just stay just. stay stay feeling blessed for the things. that I do have in my life it's tough to. do I kind of remind myself every day of.

the little things that I do have that. keep me excited try not to get involved. in the negative stuff and just try and. keep you know working with the gifts. that God gave me you know you know I'm. just trying my best man life ain't easy. and I don't think it's easy for anybody. you know I don't think it's easy for. anybody so I try to remember that trying. to anyway I mean every day is a battle. you know every every moment is a battle. you know just trying to put things in.

place that help me get through the. battles and not even to win I just want. I just want to come out even I want. everybody to come out even am I trying. to beat anybody you know I'm just trying. to be I'm just trying to stay the best I. can with myself man that's where I'm at. I did Coco Diaz his podcast Joey Diaz I. was on the Church of what's happening. now the other day bro that's good man. getting in there with a little least. syat dude the frickin high hamster Lisa.

at that guy we had a blast man we went. deep told some stories about I was you. know I was a bed-wetter. I was a bed-wetter most of my life we. got into that so if you want to check. that out you can check it out on Joey. Diaz his podcast Churchill what's. happening now if you have any thoughts. or questions or anything about you want. to ask me or get at me man throw it at. me you know we're gonna get better we're. gonna get some video I don't know if. doing a podcast is for me like this you. know I really like being a guest I.

really like being a guest on people's. podcast but I don't know if I should. have my own podcast because sometimes I. don't know if I have enough really to. talk about you know mm-hmm. you know I'm just really still trying to. decide some of my point of views on. things you know I don't really know what. makes me mad you know mainstream media. makes me mad that's for sure dude I'm so. sick of them bruh damn if anybody still. believes the news you're out of your.

brain make your own choices make your. own choices but uh be good to yourselves. man be good to yourselves cuz cuz it. starts there you know be good to. yourselves because you probably deserve. it you probably deserve it and that's it. man those are the dates dude coming up. February 26 through 29th purge Enya. Beach at the funny bone I'll be at the. Chicago improv in Schaumburg February. 2nd through 4th sorry that's January. 26th through 29th in Virginia Beach.

Chicago February. 2nd through the 4th Denver Comedy worked. South February 23rd through 26th and. that's it if you want to grab some bra. here I got some brush shirts and lady. brush shirts online Theo von calm so I. store all my tour dates are at the. Viacom slash tour and that's it man. love you guys bro be good to yourself. let's listen a little bit more bro on. the way out Weedon boy huh Wiz Khalifa.

right there BAM brothers can smoke. campaign they good at it man. they should have a national like a weed. smoke and lead where people just get. together on teams and get as high as. they can and after like five minutes. whoever is still able to like answer a. couple of math problems they win I would.

go with probably brothers and Russians. I'll go with black men and Russians. Russians seem like they could get pretty. lit but still man as well you guys be. good man this is just past week and I'll. see you guys uh next Monday all right. you good to yourselves men have a great. week.