The Asteroid Behind the Bible's Most Famous Disaster

This episode of The Why Files is brought. to you by Delete Me. In December 2024, a telescope spotted a. rock the size of a 20-story building. heading our way. Its odds of hitting Earth were higher. than any asteroid in 20 years. Then the. math changed and the threat passed. This time. We weren't the first to see a.

city-killer coming. A tablet from a. library in Iraq, a bronze disc buried on. a German hillside, melted pottery from. the Dead Sea. Three different objects from three. different countries describing the same. event. Every ancient civilization on. Earth has a story about that morning. It's a story of the end of the world and. today we're going to read it off a piece. of clay.

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enough for three chariots side by side. Classical historians agreed it was real, but nobody could find it. Eventually, most scholars decided it never existed. Then a French consul started pulling. giant winged bulls out of mound in. northern Mesopotamia. Paris went wild. The British Museum wanted a discovery of. its own, and Austen Henry Layard thought. he knew where to find one. The race for. the lost city was on.

Layard followed the clues. Ancient texts. put Nineveh directly across the river. from what's now Mosul. One mound fit, a. massive hill on the east bank of the. Tigris. In 1849, Layard recruited a crew. and dug, and dug, and dug. And then, he. hit stone. He expected a palace, but he broke into. room after room full of clay tablets, stacked and shelved and cataloged. The.

largest library of the ancient world. It belonged to King Ashurbanipal, who. wanted every piece of knowledge on Earth. under one roof. He sent scribes across. the empire to copy anything they could. find, medical texts, star charts, royal. letters, 30,000 tablets, including the. oldest version of the Epic of Gilgamesh. We still have these documents because of. King Ashurbanipal. >> Yeah, King Ashton Bonapill? >> Ashurbanipal. >> Ash play from a pal?

>> Ashurbanipal. >> Uh so, Ash tray boner pot paved the way. for AI companies to steal all our data. Uh cool, cool, cool. I got it. Go ahead. >> [music]. >> Ashurbanipal bragged about it in his own. inscriptions, in his own voice. He. claimed he read texts written before the. flood. Scholars filed that under royal trash. talk. Then, in 612 BC, Nineveh's enemies. burned the city to the ground. The fire. should have destroyed everything, but it.

didn't. The clay tablets baked harder. The collapsed roofs sealed the rooms. The library went underground for 2 and. 1/2 thousand years, preserved by the. same disaster that was supposed to erase. it. Layard shipped the tablets to. London. Then, the hard part started. Cuneiform, the wedge-shaped writing of ancient. Mesopotamia. That was a code nobody. could fully read yet. One symbol could. mean a single word or a single sound or. a whole word or a whole sentence.

Scholars spent decades fighting over. translations, publishing papers that. flatly contradicted each other. And. through all of it, one tablet sat in a. drawer and waited. [music] It was round, 5 and 1/2 inches across, small enough to. hold in one hand. And round was strange. because cuneiform tablets are almost. always rectangular. One side was blank. The other was. divided into eight equal slices, like a. pie. Each one packed with writing and.

little drawings. [music] Arrows, clusters of dots, a triangle, a spiral. The British Museum gave it a number, K8538, and a name, the Ninawa Planisphere. A. planisphere is a flat map of the night. sky. The scholars who named it took a. guess. They had no idea how close they. were [music] because every expert who. tried to read it got a different answer. One called it an instrument for. measuring stars. One spent 300 pages. arguing it recorded a single night in.

650 BC. [music]. One called it a message to the king. about omens. They all agreed on exactly. one thing. It was a text. They just. argued about. >> [music]. >> what it said. And the scribe who carved it into wet. clay didn't understand it, either. He. copied it line for line from something. 25 centuries older than he [music] was, a text from before the flood. Exactly. the kind of thing. >> [music]. >> the king bragged he owned.

The scribe was an expert on dead. languages. By the time anyone could read. this one, his language [music] was dead, too. >> [music]. >> Assyriology is a closed world. It takes. decades to learn the writing, the dead. languages, 3,000 years of Mesopotamian. history. The people who translate these. tablets train their whole lives to do.

it. Rocket scientists are supposed to. stay in their lane. Alan Bond and Mark. Hempsell were rocket scientists. Bond. designed spacecraft engines. Hempsell. taught astronautics. Neither one read. cuneiform. For years they were convinced. that every translator for a century and. a half had it backwards. The tablet. wasn't a text at all. It was a map. The arrows and the clusters of dots were. stars. Eight slices of sky in the exact.

positions of real constellations like. Pisces and the Pleiades. Not a map of. anywhere on Earth, a map of the night. above it. So, Bond and Hemsell fed the. star positions into planetarium. software, [music] the kind that can run. the sky backward to any date in history. So, they told the software to find the. night where those constellations lined. up. It came back with an answer. 3123 BC. That was 2,500 years earlier than anyone. ever guessed. >> [music].

>> They assumed it was a mistake, so they. ran it again, checked the. constellations, checked the latitude. The answer kept coming back to the same. June 29th, 3123 BC. Just before dawn, seen from southern. Mesopotamia. Three of the eight slices showed. ordinary sky. The other five showed what. came next. Something crossed that [music] sky. Bright enough to cast shadows, fast. enough that the scribe had to draw it in.

stages as it moved. The tablet described. a white stone wall, a disc coming out of. the giant part of the sky we call. Pisces, climbing to the northwest, and. crossing the horizon at an angle Bond. and Hemsell could measure down to a. fraction of a degree. 6° above the horizon. And that's where the math stops being. abstract. An object that big, that low, moving that fast doesn't stop at the. horizon. It keeps going.

They drew the line on a map. Northwest. across Iraq, across [music] Turkey, across the Balkans, 2,000 mi until the. line ran straight into the side of a. mountain. A valley in the Austrian Alps, a place. called Köfels. And for 100 years, Köfels. was a problem nobody could solve. Until now.

>> A piece of mountain the size of a small. city, 3/4 of a cubic mile of rock, came. off the ridge in an alpine valley in a. single [music] event and dropped the. peak by 600 ft. The slide ran 3 miles wide and 1,600 ft. thick. A rock like that doesn't just. fall. Something has to move it. An.

earthquake didn't fit because no fault. runs through the area. A normal. landslide didn't fit either. It was too. big, it was too fast, and it was too. hot. >> Janice. >> Who? >> Uh, my first love. Janice too big, too. fast, too hot. Oh, why you got to bring. her up? >> I didn't. Because one detail made Kofels strange. long before anyone said the word. asteroid. The rock at the bottom of the slide was. melted. Not weathered, not crushed,

melted. Geologists call it frictionite, a glassy rock that forms when stone gets. ground so fast that the friction turns. it to liquid. Kofels has beds of the. stuff several feet thick. And the quartz. crystals down the slide carry shock. fractures, microscopic damage that only. forms under the kind of pressure you. find at a nuclear test site or confirmed. impact crater. The same fingerprint turns up at.

Chicxulub, where the rock that killed. the dinosaurs hit, and at Meteor Crater. in Arizona. >> Heat, friction, Chicxulub, can we please. stop talking about Janice? >> I would love nothing more. Here's what Bond and himself calculated. it would take. An object a kilometer. wide, 2/3 of a mile, hit the air at 20. km a second, 45,000 miles an hour. At. 6°, which [music] was the angle on the. tablet, it came in so shallow it never.

cratered the ground. [music] It skipped. across the top of the atmosphere like a. stone across a pond crushing the air in. front of it into a wall of plasma hotter. than the surface of the sun. Anything. alive under the track, every animal, [music] every tree, everything from the. Persian Gulf to the Alps watched a. second sunrise climb into the wrong part. of the sky. And when it finally broke. apart right over Kofels, it released. more energy than every nuclear weapon on. Earth going off at once.

For comparison, in 1908 a rock about 160. ft across blew up over Siberia and. flattened 800 square miles of forest. We. call that Tunguska. The Kofels object. was 20 times wider. And energy scales. with weight, not width. This thing. carried thousands of Tunguskas. The column of vaporized rock punched. straight up out of the valley. Then the. jet stream caught it and 1 hour later.

the cloud stretched from Ireland to. Moscow. The cloud went up 40 miles. To picture. that, a passenger jet flies at about 7. miles up. The space shuttle comes home. through the atmosphere at around 40. The. Kofels plume reached the same height. except it was made of vaporized rock and. molten iron and air cooked into plasma.

It climbed through the weather and into. the edge of space. The largest hydrogen bomb ever built, the Soviet Tsar Bomba, sent its mushroom. cloud to 40 miles, too. That's the scale. we're talking about. But Kofels was a. stack of Tsar Bombas going off on top of. a mountain. The plume sheared sideways and rode the. jet stream east. It spread as it went, a. column turning into a mushroom, turning.

into a sheet of glowing debris the size. of a continent. Inside it were pieces. the blast didn't fully vaporize. Millimeter beads of molten iron and rock. frozen into glass as they shot upward. Scientists call them tectites and. spherules. That's what an impact leaves. behind, tiny drops of cooked planet. scattered downwind. The plume came down. eventually. The fallout reached across. Europe and into the Near East, and it's. still there. Archaeologists pull it out. of the soil to this day. But here's the.

part that should keep you up at night. Coba wasn't a freak accident. Astronomers know where the rock came. from. They call it the Taurid stream, the wreckage of a giant comet that broke. apart in the inner solar system sometime. in the last 20,000 years. The biggest. surviving chunk is a comet 4 km across. that still loops the sun every 3 years. Everything else, the dust and gravel and. rocks and the occasional mountain, runs. in a long tube of debris that crosses.

Earth's orbit twice a year, every year, for longer than our species has existed. Now, most of it is nothing. When the. dust burns up over your house every. Halloween, you call it the Taurid meteor. shower and make a wish. >> I made a wish once. I wish that every. time someone tapped my ball, they became. uncomfortably damp forever. >> Did it work? >> You try, aren't you human? Man, that. John Cena is so foolish. >> Now, every once in a while a bigger.

piece gets through, and we have proof. In 1975, Earth crossed a dense part of the. stream, and some of it hit the moon. The. seismometers the Apollo astronauts left. on the surface picked up the strikes. Machines on the moon ringing as the. swarm came through. The big pieces don't come every year. They come in clumps, thousands of years. apart. The debris isn't spread out. evenly. It orbits the sun seven times. for every two trips Jupiter makes. And.

every so often Jupiter's gravity gives. it a tug and herds the loose rock into. dense knots. Picture a prospector. swirling a pan until the gold collects. in one spot. Earth doesn't cross those knots often, but when it does cities burn. One of them sat on the shore of the Dead. Sea. A city people told stories about. for thousands of years. A city that, according to the Bible, God himself. promised to destroy. And if you remember how the story ends,

it doesn't end well. For most of modern archaeology, Sodom. was a bedtime story. The Bible said. Sodom and its sister city Gomorrah. burned from the sky in a single morning. in a rain of fire and sulfur that left. the ground dead behind them. Ancient. writers repeated the story.

Medieval maps show the cities, but. nobody ever found the ruins. And by the. middle of the last century, archaeologists quit looking. Sodom got. filed next to Atlantis, a moral lesson, not a real place. But Steven Collins didn't buy it. >> Phil Collins? >> Steven. >> Yeah, that would have been awesome. In. the air tonight is actually a story. about asteroids falling out of the sky. Epic. >> Collins ran the. >> doesn't show, but the pain is still. grows. It's no stranger to you and me.

>> Are you finished? >> Now I'm finished. >> Collins ran the archaeology program at a. small evangelical university in New. Mexico. The mainstream field didn't. treat him as one of their own. Evangelical archaeologists dig to test. the Bible, and that put him on the. outside. But Collins was sure of two. things. Sodom was real, and he knew. where to look. >> And where did he look, Eurydice? >> That's enough.

He spent 10 years on the geography. before he even picked up a shovel. The. Bible put Sodom on the plain north of. the Dead Sea, not south where everyone. before him searched. One site sat. exactly where the text pointed. A Bronze. Age mound in Jordan called Tall. el-Hammam, and it was no village. In its. day, this was the biggest city in the. region, 10 times the size of Jerusalem, and five times the size of Jericho. Its. life ended all at once in a single.

burned layer around 1650 BC. So, in. 2005, he started to dig. 15 seasons, 5 ft of charcoal and ash. His team went in expecting a war. Armies. burn cities. Earthquakes flatten them. Volcanoes bury them. Those were the way. a Bronze Age city died. What they pulled. out of the ground didn't match any of. them. They pulled out pottery that. melted instead of breaking, glazed on.

one side and untouched on the other. Like somebody took a blowtorch to one. side of a piece of clay. They found mud brick with the outer face. turned into glass, while the inside was. still clay. And grain cooked to black. dust right where it sat. Glass forms at. about 3600° Fahrenheit. Lava out of a. volcano tops out at around 2200. Nothing. on Earth's surface gets pottery that. hot. Then, they found the people.

Two skulls lying a hands width apart. One with the eye socket crushed in. A. skeleton in the throne room of the. palace. [music]. Top half simply gone and the bottom half. burned down to the bone. Collins didn't. trust it. He sent samples to lab after. lab and every lab sent back the same. fingerprint. Shocked quartz, the same. fractured crystals from Kofols. Microscopic beads of molten iron and. glass, diamond dust formed in the first.

instant of a shock wave and a layer of. iridium in the soil. The same metal that. proves that the dinosaurs went extinct. because of an impact. The numbers pointed to an airburst, an. explosion in the air instead of a crater. in the ground. Something detonated about. two and a half miles above the rooftops. with a force of a thousand Hiroshimas. If you stood on the city wall that. morning, the flash came first, brighter. than the sun. The air itself arrived a.

few seconds later, moving faster than. the speed of sound. The dirt holds one more clue. >> [music]. >> The destruction layer is packed with. salt, 4% on average. In some samples, a. quarter of the soil is salt. The team's. best explanation is the blast went off. close enough to the Dead Sea to vaporize. part of it and what rained down on the. fields was the sea itself. One of the strangest details in the.

Bible story is Lot's wife turning into a. pillar of salt when she looked back. It's also the one detail. that the soil proves. The salt poisoned everything. Nothing. grew. Across a 15-mi circle, 120 towns. and villages went dark and they stayed. dark for 600 years. His team expected graves. They found. something like Pompeii, 17 centuries. before Pompeii happened. They found. people frozen mid-step with their mouths.

open, hands up, caught in the half. second before they died. And you can't help but wonder, in that. moment, what did they say? Summer 1999, a forested hilltop in. eastern Germany. Two men with a metal. detector got a signal and started. digging. What came out of the ground was. a bronze plate about the size of a. dinner plate, crusted green and heavy.

Gold shapes were hammered into the face, a circle, a crescent, [music]. a tight cluster of seven dots. The men were looters. They had no idea. what they had. They gouged it with a. shovel getting it out, chipped the gold, and sold the whole thing the next day. for 31,000 marks. Then the disc. disappeared. For 3 years, it moved through the black. market, dealer to dealer, and the price. climbed toward a million. There was just. one problem for whoever held it. Under.

German law, the disc belonged to the. state, which meant every sale was a crime, which meant it could never surface in. the open. The hottest object in the. German underground couldn't be sold in. Germany. But the authorities knew it was out. there. So, in 2002, they set a trap. A. tip put the disc in Switzerland, and a. meeting was arranged in the bar of the. Basel Hotel. The state archaeologist. played the buyer. The dealers put 3,600.

years of human history on a table next. to the drinks, and he picked it up. He. knew within seconds this thing was real. He also refused to let go of it. And. while he held on, undercover police. moved in around the table. And that's how the oldest picture of the. sky ever found ended up in a museum, a. sting operation. Cleaned and restored, the disc shows a. night sky in gold and dark bronze, a. full sun or moon, a crescent, [music]. and a tight cluster of seven dots, the.

Pleiades, the same seven stars the. scribe pressed into the clay at Nineveh. The gold came from Cornwall in England. The copper came from a single mine in. the Austrian Alps, about 180 mi from. Köfels. And along one edge runs a long. curved golden arc. Most researchers read. it as a boat carrying the sun across the. night. Others read it as something else. A thing with a tail crossing the sky. The oldest map of the city on Earth went.

into the ground within a few years of. the morning that the cities of Sodom and. Gomorrah burned. >> [music]. >> Okay, what do we got? Everything I just. told you, >> [music]. >> from the tablet to the disk, is the. story as several research teams have. published it. Bond and Hempsell's book. on the planisphere, Collins's 15 years.

at Tall el-Hammam, a 2021 paper in a. major journal arguing the city died in a. blast from the sky. It's a hell of a. story. But is it true? We'll start with the tablet. K8538 is. real. [music] It's in the British Museum. right now. It's Assyrian, and it really. is round when almost nothing else in. that collection [music] is. What's in question is the translation. The professional Assyriologists, the. people who spent their lives on this,

mostly don't buy Bond and Hempsell's. reading. They see a ritual calendar. about gods and constellations, not an. eyewitness report. Bond and Hempsell. read it the way engineers read data. Both readings fit the marks, but only. one of them can be tested. Köfels is. more solid. >> [music]. >> The melted rock is real. A mountain came. down in one night, and the stone at the. bottom melted. What's not settled is. when and why. [music]. The best dating we have puts the slide. at around 7,500 BC, more than 4,000.

years before the tablets morning. And. that's a serious problem for the impact. theory. Plenty of geologists think a big. enough landslide can make that rock melt. all by itself. And some question the. shocked quartz as well. Worst case for. the theory, the date splits the story in. two. A mountain that fell in 7,500 BC. and a fireball over Mesopotamia in 3123. BC. The tablet loses the mountain, but. the sky keeps its track record. Tall el-hammam is the hot one. That 2021.

paper got the most attention and the. most fire. Mark Boslough, a physicist at. the University of New Mexico, who models. airbursts for living, >> [music]. >> pulled apart the paper's Tunguska. comparison and flagged excavation photos. rotated to fit the blast story. The. paper drew more than 180 challenges on a. science watchdog site. >> [music]. >> In April 2025, the journal retracted it, and Boslough couldn't resist the Genesis. joke on the way out.

>> Oh, did he say they were living in a. land of confusion? >> Really? >> Uh, it's a field college going back. >> I know what it is. The title of his takedown said the Sodom. claim should be taken with a pillar of. salt. That didn't end the fight, though. It. just moved it. One month later, the same team. republished an expanded version. somewhere else with new data and a. computer model of the blast. >> [music]. >> The team said a small group of. scientists tried to shut down the. conversation and failed. The catch is.

that the journal they moved to was. founded by people who backed these same. airburst [music] ideas. So, depending on. who you ask, that's either a brave team. going around the gatekeepers or a closed. loop publishing itself. A retraction doesn't mean the city. wasn't destroyed. It means the first. claim about how it was destroyed didn't. survive review. But here's the [music]. thing the critics can't wave away. Tall. el-hammam isn't the only one. 12,800 years ago, long before writing, a.

village on the Euphrates called Abu. Hureyra burned in the same way. The same. melt glass, the same diamond dust, the. same iron beads, temperatures past. 3600°. Nobody retracted Abu Hureyra. The bigger idea belongs to a comet. strike at the end of the last ice age is. one of the nastiest feuds in modern. science, but the paper stands. So, even. if Tall el-hammam falls apart tomorrow, the pattern doesn't fall with it.

And then there's the disc. The honest. answer is that nobody can read it. The. comet reading is the minority view. Most. researchers see a boat carrying the sun. The copper coming from a mine near. Kofuls might be a memory of a trade. route. And people still fight over how. old the thing even is. One camp says. it's Bronze Age. Another says it's a. thousand years younger. But the disc is. real. What it remembers is up for grabs. So, we don't get an answer. We just get.

an inventory. >> [music]. >> We know a scribe copied a tablet he. couldn't read. And the library that held. it burned. And the burning saved it. We. know a mountain in Austria came down in. one night and the rock at the bottom. melted. We know a village on the. Euphrates cooked to glass. We know a. city on the Dead Sea burned in a single. morning and stayed empty for as long as. 600 years. And we know that nearly every. ancient culture on Earth tells a story. about the day the sky caught fire. The. Sumerians and the Egyptians, the Greeks.

and the Maya, and the Hopi, and the. Aboriginal Australians. Maybe they're all the same story. Or. maybe none of them are. But here's the part that scares me. Mark. Boslough, the man who helped take down. the Sodom paper, led a new study on the. Taurid stream. The same stream from. Kofol's. His team's finding, the swarm. makes its next close passes in 2032 and. 2036.

And if dangerous rocks are riding in it, most won't be visible until they're. already past us. When he explains why he takes the swarm. seriously, he points at the moon. Fireball spike and lunar impacts. register right where the swarm theory. says they should. His bottom line, we. won't know until 2032 after it's too. late. Unless we do something about it. The man who debunked one part of the. story is sounding the alarm on the. other. And the last time the swarm came this.

close was June 1975. That pass set the moon ringing. That's. true. Astronomers booked a dedicated. hunt for the big objects during the. swarm's 2019 pass. The best viewing. window in decades. They never got to. look. Protests shut down the mountain in. Hawaii and the telescope sat dark. through the entire window. They tried. again in 2022 with two telescopes. [music] and came up empty. Which is good. news. Sort of. The empty sky ruled out the giants. It. couldn't rule out the small stuff.

By the search team's own math, the swarm. could still hold up to 1,000 rocks the. size of the one that exploded over. Chelyabinsk, Russia. That was in 2013 and put 1,500 people in. the hospital. They get two more chances to look before. the swarm arrives. 2029. and a little bit sooner in 20 26. Yes. This year. In a few months.

Which brings us back to where we. started. In December 2024, a building-sized rock passed between the. Earth. and the satellites. We never saw it coming. We only saw it. leaving. It came out of the daytime sky, passed us, and a telescope in Chile. caught it two days later, already headed. away. Its return date was December 2032. Different rock, different family, same. year the swarm comes back. Now, for a while the math said it might.

hit the moon instead of us, and. astronomers were honestly a little. excited. A chance to watch an impact. land somewhere else on a surface where. we can study it for centuries. Then this past March, the Webb telescope. hunted the rock down one more time. and called it a clean miss, 15,000 mi. The math saved us this time. The people. who watched the sky come apart 5,000. years ago didn't have this math. They. didn't even have words [music] for this. They had what they saw, a wet piece of.

clay, and the hope that somebody, someday would pick it up and understand. And right now, that's us. We're the ones. holding the tablet. So, let's stop. translating for a second and just. listen to the thing. Not the theory, not. the date, just what the object is. telling us. It's telling us one thing as. clear as the morning it was recorded. The sky is a dangerous place. You better do something about it.

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[music]. >> Oh, oh, oh, yeah. >> [music]. >> I believe Bolivia is in Area 51. A. secret code [music] inside the Bible. [singing] said I would. I love my UFOs and paranormal [music]. fun, as well as music. So, I'm singing. it like I should.

When another conspiracy [music]. theory becomes the truth, my friends, and it never [singing] ends. No, it [music] never ends. I fear the chupacabra [music]. got stuck inside Mel's hole with them. cattle trough, but he ain't only two. away. [music]. Did Stanley Kubrick fake the moon.

landing [singing] alone on a film set? Or were the shadow [music] people there? The Roswell aliens fought the [music]. smiling man, [singing] I'm told. And his name was Cole. And I can't believe [music]. I'm dancing with the big foot. Hang out with her Thursday nights when. they take you. out and. laugh. all through the night. All I ever wanted was [music] to just.

hear the truth. So, the wild balls I'll be. out through the night. >> [music]. [music]. >> The Mothman sightings and the solar. storm still come to a god the secret.

city underground. Mysterious number stations, planets are. bold to project [music] stargate and. what the dark watchers found. With the simulation, [music]. don't you worry though. The black knights had a lot of tools. >> [music]. >> that messed. me so I can't believe. I'm dancing with the big feet. Have a special [music] birthday nights. where they chase you and the wild ones.

all through the. night. >> [music]. >> All I ever wanted was to just hear the. truth to the wild ones on the beat. all through the night. Have a special [music] birthday nights. where they chase you and the wild ones. on the beat. all through the night. >> [music]. >> All I ever wanted was to just hear the. truth to the wild ones on the beat. all through the night.

>> [music]. >> Gherkin. loves to. dance. Gherkin loves to dance. >> [music]. >> on the dance floor. because she is a camel. and camels love to dance. when the feeling. is right always. in time.

Gherkin loves to dance. >> [music]. >> Gherkin loves to dance. >> Oh. >> [music].