Cicada 3301 After Files! Q&A AMA Deep Dives

Now I'm burning in your atmosphere. I can't feel my feet while we're dancing. in the street. with the music. through the night. [Music]. [Applause]. Oatow.

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[Applause]. I took a stroll down this evening. when I heard music. through the night. the same old songs that I. started running so I wouldn't be too. late. I didn't think that I would ever see.

your face again. But I was wrong. Yeah, I was wrong. [Music]. When I got close, my heart was pumping. to the blasting through the night. And on the street, the crowd was. jumping,

singing songs and dancing through the. night. I didn't think that I would ever see. your face again, but I was wrong. I can't believe we're dancing in the. street. All I ever wanted was to get. close to you. Now I'm burning in your. atmosphere. I can't feel my feet while we're dancing. in the street.

I let the music repeat after the night. [Music]. [Music].

Let's light this game. Thank you for watching the After Files. live stream. This is not a professional. production. We don't know why anyone. watches this thing, but we're glad you. do. And now to kick off the show is. everyone's favorite sidekick, the one, the only, hecklefish.

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do. you. Okay, that's that's working. Is this. thing on? That thumbs up from Gino. There's Jenny. Victoria's there. Who is. in the chat? Quantum Sledgehammer's. there. Very reliable. There's Kelsey. Wallace. Ferrar Drums. Uh, got abducted. by another UFO. So, we'll get to hear.

about that. Vincent, I see you. The dude. 087's there. Sizzle whizzle. Almost 50k tonight. Close. Almost 50. I don't think we hit it, but. I'm pretty happy with that number. This. is was kind of a specific subject. I wouldn't think anyone would click on. the thumbnail if they'd never heard of. it. Um, and I watched the chat for a lot. of it and plenty of people were saying. that it was boring. And I I know who. those those people are, but plenty of.

people were saying that it was. fascinating. And that's those are my. people. So, you know, once in a while. you have to do a subject that that you. know, I have to do one that that I like. And Cicada 3301 has fascinated me since. since it was new. You know, I wish there was more. resolution to it because as I'm writing. it and there's no there's no real. ending. There just. it they never figured it out. Platypus loved it. Morning Rob D from.

Dubai. Latterstein Latterstein. Ladderstein says it wasn't boring. Well, I appreciate that. Um, it's one of my. favorite edits that I've done. Uh, AJSI Cicada's AI 100%. I I disagree, but. but I think you could probably do a new. Cicada with AI. And I was amazed that so far two patrons. have solved the puzzle that was in the. video.

Let me see if I can see who it is. Hang on. I'm I'm just I'm I'm looking. for it. So unprofessional. This isn't a. live stream. This is a circus. Uh by the way, uh Patreon is a great way. to support the channel. So that's what. I'm looking I'm looking for. I I just. want to know their names. cuz as you know uh Patreon members get. to see the videos in advance.

early with no commercials. I the commercials are becoming like my. favorite part of the shows. Hang on. That's my stupid voice. All right. Wiccan puzzle solved. Congrats to Jack uh Griffin was first. and Adrien Kemp also got it. If anyone.

else got it in the last couple of hours, I'm not aware of it yet because it's not. you're not in my email, but everything. you need to solve it is in there. Glenn Bullion Gertie owns you. I think I think Gertie makes another. appearance next week. We have to see. Uh, Simon, I missed a song. Oh well, I. missed a a ton of stuff, but you can't. put in every clue. And um and they're.

they're repetitive. So, in the early chapters, I just want. to set up here are the things that they. they do, and then later on it was just, well, they did those things again. Um, Cyber Fu wants dope seller to get a. shout. So, there you go. But that's D0. PE. Uh, Bon Bonsai, uh, looking for camel. lube. I think you can get that on. Amazon. I'm not not sure. Jason, appreciate the compliment.

Rose beef says, "I solved it and it was. dirty. Shame.". Chemtrails. Troy D wants chemtrails. Maybe we I mean it's on the list. I just. have to find a way to fit it in to make. it work because uh to make it work with. with the story. Jason Puck, you like that ice cream. song? I've gone to that well, I think two or. three times now on this channel when um.

because he hates K-pop. and uh and even fans of K-pop kind of. universally agree that that is one of. the worst K-pop songs ever. Uh, despite Selena Gomez, she couldn't. save it. LTD Superdude 123 first time watching an. After Files. Well, this is it. This is It's not a. professional thing that we do. It's just. I don't know why anyone watches it, but.

I'm glad you do. I'm glad that you're. here. Anthony Goodly, hiding a puzzle in your. premiere is a genius way to get them. views skyhigh. A couple of people have said that. I. mean, you're saying it in a nice way. A. couple of people are kind of snotty. about it, like I'm like I'm viewjacking, but that was not really my intention. And um. man, I see I want to explain, Anthony, why why I'm not viewjacking with that.

with the puzzle. But if I explain it any. further, I'm gonna give us I'm gonna. start to give a hint as to why. Maybe I'll give a hint later, but uh but but I'm I'm not Jackie. I. promise. Happy Thursday to you, Joe Carrey. Jason. Valente is there. First timer, King Bigles. F those people that are.

worried about the viewjacking. I don't. care about them, King Biggles. I wanted. the puzzle in there. And it's something. that we talked about for a while. actually was starting to put um little. puzzles and quests and things to solve. in every episode. And I think we're. going to do that, but I need to get a. few episodes ahead so you can kind of. plan them to make them a little bit more. fun. you know, maybe put stuff on the. bulletin board because the the bulletin. board changes every week, but it usually. changes because.

someone from the audience sent in. something they wanted to put up there. Or if I'm talking about aliens, I'll put. a few extra UFO pictures up there. There's that's really about all there is. to it, but the bulletin board would be a. great way to drop clues as to puzzles. And by the way, there I'm going to give. prizes to like the first I don't know. few people who get it. Five, 10, I don't. know what it is. And we'll probably give. hecklefish plushies, which I have heard. are are shipping. I believe these are.

shipping now. The moon landing was fake. So, um, if you ordered your your. hecklefish, I appreciate that. Uh, those. are finally shipping. I don't know when. the next batch goes out. I don't know if. you Let me look at the producers. If. they buy like if a new person comes in. to buy one, does it just ship out or. they got to wait another 6 months? They got to wait 6 months. 3 months. You. got to wait two months. Victoria says. three months. You got to wait three. three more months.

No, I'm just kidding. I think they go. out pretty pretty soon. Civils has not. shipped yet. I I think they just started. shipping like 15 minutes ago. So, they're coming. Uh, Cat McKay, I so need a plush. hecklefish. I don't know. Why don't you. have yours, Cat? Lizard people. Lizard. people. I mean, how adorable. Except for the. teeth. The teeth are these are not these.

are like hard teeth. I think they're. plastic, but hecklefish says that. they're harvested, but they're either way they're creepy. They look real. They look like real teeth, which I think is great. I think uh I'll. have to ask Jenny for sure, but I think. we're going to make like fuzzy. hecklefish slippers kind of like this. with the funny face and the teeth that. you can wear around the house. But if. you know, if you trip over his teeth,

don't don't sue me. It's just, you know, it's a novelty item. You know, it's like. established titles. It's a it's a. novelty gift. Don't Don't get angry at. me. Quantum sledgehammers there. Thank you. for the 1999. I appreciate the super. chats from everyone tonight. Uh there's no danger of me being. recruited by the puzzle designers. I. lack the high-end tech skills. I'm. impatient with technology. I get. frustrated if my computer boots slowly. and I'm easily distracted. Why just.

another cat? As he there comes very funny. Very. funny. Nicely done. There's the t-shirt of the week. designed by uh SMK aka Rob, the official. artist of the Y files. So um I haven't. seen this yet, but knowing knowing Rob, I see that. there's binary code in there. Knowing. Rob, that means something. Let me look.

at Jen. It means something. It means something. I don't know what it means. Uh, but that's cool. So, that's a great. way to support the channel. Every week. there's a t-shirt that goes with the. episode and um and they're li it's it's. a limited run. They're only up there for. two weeks unless you're a Patreon. member. Then, then you can go and order. back the back t-shirts. So, that's at shopthefiles.com. if you want to check that out and. support the channel.

Liz te Liz test uh Liz said Barah is a. fetish. talking about Mike Barah in the chat and. his fetishes. He probably shouldn't shouldn't I follow. his I follow his Twitter so I know that. he has a dark dark soul able to leave. his fetishes out of it. There's Kelsey Wallace for five. Canadian. Can you guys solve some of the cities in.

the at least in the book The Secret by. Byron Priest? Well, I have I have to look that up. to even see if we can solve that. This is uh. Secret. by Byron Priest. Oh yeah, this is on the list. This is on. the list. Jenny found this one maybe two years ago.

and she liked the story. So, that one's. on the list, but thank you for that. Uh, Kelsey, for our drums is there. I got abducted. by another UFO last night. This time I. brought my drum kit and started drumming. to Signis X1 by Rush. They feared being. sucked into a black hole with that song, so they let me go. Dang alien. butttheads.

Wait a while. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. My money is all spent. You haven't. tipped a scent. I got to pay my rent or. I'll be living in a tent.

There you go. For for our drums. Definitely a Neil Per fan. No doubt. about that. Uh Vincent Raval Cabba $10. Hey, what are your thoughts on the. theory that the new world order and the. one world government and the recent. attacks on free speech and censorship. are part of the beginning of the new. world order? Um, I don't think it's as. as you know, as dark and evil as all. that, Vincent, but I think that the one. world government new order, I think that. process has already begun.

And I would I I can't really get into it. too much on the live stream. Maybe, you. know, on a different platform, but I I. believe it began sometime around 2008. I think I could prove it. The dude 0875, great show. I'd like to give a shout out. to my ferret, Loki. Loki. Hello, ferret. It's a smart ferret watching the uh the. live files. So, thanks for everyone for. coming over tonight. I appreciate it. Thanks for the super chats. That really. helps the channel. T-shirt buying really helps. Become a.

Patreon member. That really helps. Um. coming up, we've got. what do we have? We've got Gino Story. Hour. is going to talk about uh maybe. I'm not allowed to say. I'm allowed I'm allowed to say right. Gino big big big evil maneating. creatures talking about those um also. coming up we've got a couple of creepy. videos. couple of ghosts I found couple of.

really weird ones that reminded me of. Doctor Who got a couple of different. videos of the Peru aliens and a poss. possible explanation, which I'm not sure. I buy. And then a whole bunch of stuff. on the um the MH370. plane. Have you guys been following. those the videos that have been kicking. around uh Twitter? Do I have to call it X? Just worst rebrand ever. Just a bunch of. uh videos that have been kicking around.

that are allegedly taken from satellite. Another one taken from a drone that seem. to sync up. The thing is it's the the. videos of the airliner. So it gets a it. gets accosted approached by three UFOs, right? If you've seen it and they are. just they're making this sphere around. the plane and then there's this flash. and it's gone. And that's captured from. a few different angles. It's so. unbelievable.

that my instinct says this has got to be. fake because it's so unbelievable. But I haven't found any debunking on it. yet. Metabunk has nothing. At least not. yet. So, I don't know. I almost kind of want. there to I need an explanation for this. cuz it's crazy. And um I wonder if I saved it, but but. someone had dug up an old old story.

about um about a pilot who whose plane. also got surrounded by UFOs and he. vanished and there were witnesses to. that. So this is a thing. So we have that. Um found a very cool. video of Iran's military trying to shoot. down a UFO. They did not succeed. Um, and Gino and Victoria found a couple. of interesting videos. The dinosaur in. the yard. I' I saw that one before. The. Someone's got a T-Rex. No, the. neighbor's got a T-Rex in the neighbor's.

garage is trying to get out. I don't. know if you guys have seen that one. It's It's a fun one. Username The Plane is gone. I'll, you know, I'm g I'll save it for. the videos because it' be more. interesting. But the the thing the thing. is is, you know, there there's been a. lot of wreckage that has been found from. the plane. So, um, Sheamus's favorite part is when.

the wormhole flashes and the light hits. surrounding clouds. It's crazy. And. look, my instinct says it's all fake. And I see a couple of a couple of folks. in the chat think it's fake. That's. fine. So, if we think it's fake, just we. don't we don't just we don't look at the. videos, right? If like if a story is. fake, we don't tell it. We just I don't. know. I guess I could sit here and talk. about politics. No, we play it. We play the video. Fake. or not, cuz it's fun. That's why we're.

here. B kiddo, where where can I find. this video? Well, I'm going to play them. for you. Keeping an eye on your clock. So, I'm going to play them for you in a. little bit, but you can find them all. over Twitter. Glenn Glenn Bullion later, guys. Good. night, Glenn. We just We're just warming. up, bud. Don't leave us so soon. Not before. Gino's story hour. That's a party fail. Uh, Matt is. there. Thank you for the $10. Give to my.

boys Phoenix and Xander who love the. show. W Files crew and fam are amazing. Keep it up. Looking forward to picking. up some gear. I won a Hecklefish plushy. on Discord. Would you kindly fetch my. tinfoil head? Oh, hell Lord Hecklefish. By the way, he comes with his own tin. foil hat. That's that's not, you know, sold separately, but we are going to eventually sell just. a package of his hats and wigs and stuff. that he wears on the show um that you.

could put on that dress your own heckle. like like a heckle potato head like a. potato heck. I don't know. Potato. Heckle. So, we'll sell those. Fear the. crab kit. Fear the crab kit. And as. always, I promise it will not be too. expensive. So far, I've kept my word on. all of that. T-shirts are getting a. little pricey, but uh I'm going to get. them down. You'll see. Jeffrey, thank. you for the $10. Greetings programs. The. shirt for this episode has to be Only. Fins. You caught that. You're a good listener.

One of his boys just turned 13 and he. doesn't want him looking at the ladies. on Only Fins. Uh Michael Miller posting an icon of. camel lube. I didn't know if if we were going to get. that one through the uh through the. sponsor, but uh because how it works is is Jen. writes the commercials, right? She. writes the commercials. She puts all the. sponsor requirements in there and she. writes some jokes. and she does that. She's looking at me.

And then and then we send them to the. sponsor of approval and that works. great. But then before I shoot them, I. go through it and I'm like, "Ah, maybe. maybe Camel Lube works here as a joke or. you know, some of that some of that. other other stuff. Maybe Only Fins is. fun because those jokes are not in the. sponsors don't see those." That's just. like I roll the dice and hopefully. there's not an issue. But uh but thanks to Jen for writing. those.

That's definitely her least favorite. thing that she does for this channel. She's shaking her head no. Well, she's. shaking her head no. It's not your least. favorite. Then why are why do you never. hit your deadlines? She didn't she did not like that that. comment at all. Well, we'll get into. that later. Laser Griff AJ blaming her. for the sponsor scripts. I'm giving her. credit for them, Laser. I couldn't do. them without her. There's no way I could do it.

5:00 shadow. AJ has a beard stubble. That might be a clue to to the way he. time travels. Interesting that 5:00 shadows the. username and is as is sending messages. about beards. That's an obsession. That's that might be an unhealthy. obsession with facial hair. You may want. to talk to somebody about that. Do some. interest. Do some internal looking into. into yourself about that. Bromanial. issues less valued. Joel, I don't know. what you're talking about. I don't know. I think you made up words, but I but I.

like bromo brosensual. Brosensual. says Joel Wiggins. There is mystery flavor. Thank you for. the $10. I like the way you pronounce. dopamine. I know you you you like it to be. dopamine. Dopamine or dopamine. Both are. acceptable. Someone in the chat trying to correct my. pronunciation of Liber Primis.

incorrectly. Trying to correct my. pronunciation of Libra Primis. Libra. Primis is correct. Jeff Wallace for $20. I love Wild Files Thursday. My. 85-year-old mom and a couple of my adult. kids stop by and we all enjoy the show. and learn something. Thank you. Thank. you, Jeff. That's fun. Your mom sounds. cool. Jeff had the cool mom. Casey Ballforce here. Thank you for the. nice words. Snoopy SN Elton John.

glasses. Do they actually work? Uh, yeah. Do I mean, do these look very. Elton John? That's cool. I can get some. like rhinestones on them or something. They're actually just Amazon. They're. like Amazon $12 glasses. The amber lens. because the lights in front of my face. are bright and they have magnification. so I can read. is why. So, Snoopy, I don't know if you. watch the the early early after files, it's a lot of me doing this, you know, just my forehead and a squint. Oh, I got to I got to find out who Jen's.

Botox guy is. I got to get that looked. at. That's That's too wrinkly. What's up from Ohio? I see you. Breading. warrior likes Only Fins. James J. Never heard of Cicada 3301. I'm. glad that you that it was new to you and. I'm glad that you stuck around for it. I. did not think um I didn't think we'd get. close to 50 tonight, but it was nice. that we did. And look, it was a change. of pace, you know, for from the from the.

ghosts. Next week we're doing um sunken. continents. So 331, I think it really mixes it up. You know, just when you think you've got. the pattern, the Y files down like you. know what's coming. I just we I go got. to go left turn on you and that's I. think it's fun. Not everybody likes it. according to the chat, you know. Bring. back aliens, bring back aliens. But you. know, I don't want to be the alien guy.

Kate McFarland. Poor Jen being told on. about her Botox let her have her beauty. secrets. Kate, you just made it worse. You That's the barber. That's the. Stryand effect. I just said a quick. thing and I made it more about my that I. need the Botox. And look, no shame if if. if you do any of that stuff. No shame in. that. You don't think this is the real color. of my hair. There's no sh you do. whatever you makes you feel good.

Hem wants more cryptids. That's that's. going to be a hard no for me. I have to. do them because people ask for those. But I could never do if I never did. another crypted, it would be 100% fine. But Hem Sean, if you have a favorite. crypted, put it in the chat, you know, while I'm watching it because as as we. continue picking up momentum, is this. momentum? Does it feel like momentum? Momentum. I'm dra I'm I'm dragging. weights behind me, but as we pick up.

momentum, I'm not going to be able to. look at the chat so much. Is is is the. slow chat even on? Let me look at the. producers. They say it is. Mike D says no to cryptids, but I'll. still watch. I appreciate that, man. Jersey Devil Chupacabra relation. But you're that you Stark Moto. You want. to see an episode on the Jersey Devil? I. don't just tell me cryptids because I.

know I know them all. Tell I want Do you. want a story on it? Like a story on the. Jersey Devil. Is that enough? Chupacabra's That's I like chupacabra. That that maybe we can do if we have to. do a cryptid. We'll do that one. It's. just a fun word to say. Um who's the. first one in the chat who can tell me. what that means in Spanish? Who's who's. got it? Who's got it? There's Lee. There's. Shelly. Goddess Psycho. Nikki Wells.

Simulation theory. not to cryptids. See, Latterene thinks Jersey Devil is. boring. I agree. Uh, Andrew, what episode on JRE. were you? I don't remember the number, but I I can. fire off that link to you. Gino, you. don't have you don't have to do that. I dropped the link in the in the chat. Um, I Who got goat sucker first? Let me.

see. Not devil goat Kate. crazy goat eater. I think didn't hecklefish tonight. thought that word meant goat kiss. which would be what I guess that would. be a baso coabra right. my Spanishers out there's. Danny Stormbborn very reliable able.

I've been waiting to hear from Mr. Peckerwood all night. Really likes the. episode tonight. Funs for the camel lube. and the guppy mama fund. That's what I'm talking about. Can't believe we got Cameloop through. the through the sens sensor slash. sponsors. Kacho Simpson goes with El. Basakabas. Lol. I I I think I was pretty close, you.

know, for gringo. Uh, fan of the box that will get you. over the hump. Uh, next week I think we. we actually have a we have a hump. situation with Gertie. Is that right, Jenny? We have a we have a like a. medical situation with the hump that we. need to address. So, that's that's. coming up. Carl LS, thank you for $10. Good choice.

on the book there, AJ. What? Which book. are you talking about, Carl? Did I type something about the book? Um, let's reignite United. AJ, look like. you enjoyed this episode. I did. I like. that subject. Sometimes you just have to do stuff that. you like. because I feel like I don't get enough. of a chance of that. because look, this is this is a show. So.

the show is for you. It's for the. audience. So I can say here on the after. files that I don't want to do cryptids, but next week there'll be a chupacabra. episode and me with my stupid face will. be telling the story like I love it. because that's my job. But inside or as I'm writing it, I'm. like, this is this is not real. None of. this is who believes this. But cicada is. different. Cicada's I that's I'm very. interested in that. Aaron Chapman, teach what you love.

Lango, do that. Do stuff that you like, my man. The Days Dory gives that episode a 10. out of 10. That's nice of you to say. I don't know. I really like the edit because I like. the sound design. And I had a little. extra time this week. I may have a. little extra time next week because next. week episode is pretty much written. Just have to do a joke pass on it and. add a little bit more mystery. Um, by. the way, it's going to be on Lamoria, the uh the sunken continent.

And and I don't think I'm spoiling it. here because it's just us. I can tell. you what happens. Spoiler alert, they. found evidence of it. So that's coming. up next week. Digitizer 101 coming up on the 33 01. mark minute mark. I wish I had thought of that earlier. I. would have had something fun planned. Instead, it just came and went. Cory Steele uh adding to the chat, I eat.

my boogers. That's cool, man. You do. you. But you know, everyone has something to. add into the uh into the chat. It's me. Great episode. However, strange way to. recruit for coders. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't name the the I didn't. name the there's at least two guys that. allegedly solved the early puzzles. I. didn't name them because you can't. really prove it. So, I didn't want to do. that. But if I mean, if you're. interested in going deeper on Cicada,

and look, if you are, respect because. it's super fun. You have to look for the. YouTube channel Knox Populi. He doesn't. post anymore. allegedly he solved um the. 2012 and 2013 puzzles and he takes you. through the whole solutions. He takes. you through how everything worked. So if. you want to nerd out for with five or. six hours of content, Knox Populi is the. is the one to go to and I I pretty sure. I linked him at the bottom of the uh of. the description. Another great video is.

is by Let me know which is a channel. that I followed for a long time and he. covered cicada. I mean, he he might have. been one of the first videos I saw on. it, you know. So, that's Let me know. And he did a. great job on it. It's a short video. I. think it's 15 16 minutes. Let me Know is. is one of channels I sub to, and he only. posts like once or twice a year. I think. his last one is JFK. Marion likes Let Me Know.

Scott Boom Baloi wants Skinwalkers. We're going to do skinwalkers, but I'm I. have to tread very carefully because I'm. probably going to debunk a good chunk of. the skinwalker lore, and people don't. like that. James Kip is in a film called Cicada. James, you need a new agent. No off No offense. No offense. I think. um. didn't uh didn't Allan was his name Alan.

Hutcherson. Who's the new Who's the new. Reacher? Alan Hutchson, Hitchson, Henson, Allan, whoever he is. He wrote he wrote Cicada. I watched and. I'm only teasing you that you're in the. in a movie that's awesome. I've been in. a couple of movies as a as an extra and. as a very low feature that I'm too. embarrassed to even say. So, good on you. that you were in that. But I watched the. first like chunk of minutes and it was. nothing like what I because I know the. story of Cicada. I wanted that. I wanted.

the the W files episode with, you know, characters. and it wasn't that. Noah Kent, could you please do a video. on the Dreamman phenomenon? I'm so glad. that you asked for that because that's. on my list. It's been toward the top of. my list forever. It's another one of. those stories that there's not there's. not a ton there, but I find it super. fascinating. If we're talking about the. thing the same guy, the the urban legend. is, have you ever dreamt this man? And.

it's a legend about how everyone is. dreaming of the same man. They see the. same man's face. I don't want to spoil. it, but uh but it's a fun urban legend. So, that's on the list. I'm glad you asked for that. The big. reason I keep pushing it down is I I. feel like no one has ever heard of this. And. so it's fun when I when when there's. something that I want to do and I and I. hold off on it and then I see you in the. chat and it's like yes my people are.

here. Ryan James Bar the June Institute. um I covered the latitude society Ryan. start there. The latitude is a little bit more. there's it's just a little bit more fun. and interesting than June was first. Um, and if you're into that, there's I think. uh Jason Seagull. epedded and starred in um a series on. it. I don't know if it was June, but. it's based on those those ARGs by the by.

the same company, but I would start with. Latitude Society. That's a fun episode. It's one of my favorites and uh and it's. endorsed by Latitude. So, they liked they liked what I did. with it, which. because I wasn't, you know, I wasn't. super complimentary about it. I wasn't a. jerk, but. Naughty wants Tartaria. That's coming. That's on the list. I've James Horton. Mud Floods. That'll be part of Tartaria. I've held off on that one because that's. a new urban legend. That is not like you.

can't you can't go beyond. 20, I don't know, 16. Earlier than that, you won't find any. info on it. But that's part of the legend, right? It's all been scrubbed. It's been. scrubbed. CIA and KGB, they erased all. that. So that's why there's nothing on. it. So we will cover that one. Um that's a. fun legend. Christy Stokeley liked the latitude. episode. Uh we still we still tell the.

joke or at least we still tell the um. the knee doctor joke when we talk about. the channel cuz if you remember all the. games of the Latitude Society a lot of. it was you go to this house this like. building and the lights are off and they. have you crawling around everywhere into. different rooms you're crawling. So, Hecklefish makes the joke like, "Who, you know, who invented this game? A knee doctor." And you know, you can't. do other comedians bits. But it was. funny.

Darren Bennett, hit that like button. Yeah. I don't know how we're doing on. likes. I don't really follow that, but I. appreciate the uh the plugs. The secret underworld of Disney. That. would be fun, but you can't I can't do. that on YouTube. That's Disney is part. of the same cabal. Um, you know, maybe after they go. bankrupt, I can I can do it. Uh, Rockco. G loves the show. What do you think? Do.

you think Apple's going to buy Disney? I. don't think that helps things, but uh. but I've heard that being kicked around. Uh, Mark Caldwell 370 was hacked. remotely. Okay. Haven't heard that. Hanana is a. therapist. Um 370 washed up in. Madagascar. Yeah, chunk big chunks of it. did. Chelsea O'Hanlin, Disney is always. watching. Yeah, we got to we got to be. careful. GG GG Goldman. Elon should buy.

Disney, right? And that would be great. for the first three months and then. after that it would go back to the way. it was. You dig what I'm saying? Do you. follow the news on X today? Uh Gertie. plushy. How about it? Says Melanie. Culling Ridge. That might be fun. Did you do you. There's a picture of Gertie in the uh in. the studio now. If you saw that. Sorry. It's so much fle and and this. last episode was terrible with the with. the with the the nasal passages. I could. I could barely pronounce words. It just.

all sounds like this to me. That's what. I just hear. And when I listened to it. played back, drives me nuts because I. can't say the words. But I should have done this a couple of. days earlier, but um I fired up the old. netty pot. It's good. I just I just got. to do a nasal flush before I shoot and. we're going to be fine. 08 AOC says hecklefish plushy question. mark question mark. You don't know. Please see aliens. Please see aliens.

Please see aliens. I mean, how could you not? How can you. not? You get your own uh card. Focus. Focus. You're on Hello, My Name is card. An episode on the Necronomicon. That's. that's the book that Hecklefish used to. read to uh to the to the Guppies when he. was a camp counselor in the 80s at Camp. Greenfoot. Maybe we can cover that.

Marone scientist deaths. I don't do a. lot of deaths, Lee. You know, I a little bit. You know, I c I in the ARV episode, I. think it was that one, the alien. reproduction vehicle, the one about Mark. McCandish who is his friend accidentally. stumbled into the into a UFO. presentation by the military. It's it's. a good episode. And I think this is the. one where at we're toward the end of it, I just listed one after the other of.

scientists and researchers and. whistleblowers that just kept dying in. weird ways. Hit by car, suicide, suicide, hit by car, drowned, suic I. just kept rattling them off. And it was. a powerful couple of minutes, but I it also felt a little bit dark for. the channel. So, I've tried not to go. super dark. Um, but we do have the what. files coming up, you know, to a YouTuber.

stuff there. That's why I don't do the. um the missing 411 stories is because. there's usually a victim. and uh you know, I. earlier on it would have been okay. This channel was never supposed to be. kid-friendly. And I would I would when. when people say that the kids watch the. show, the first thing I would say is. that's nice. Don't let them watch the. show. But that was a long time ago.

Since then, I've kind of tried to make. the channel PG-13. Still a lot of young kids watch it. They. like the fish. Um, but for the most. part, I just try to be mindful that. there are younger people watching and. they don't need to just have constant. deaths and suicide stories. You know, when the What Files launches, they could tune into that and kids are. not going to want to watch that. GG GG. Goldman can't wait for the channel. Firefire.

TF2 observer. The kids love you, AJ. Yeah, I don't know why. I think they love the fish. Uh Vince Vegas digs the red background. Appreciate that. I think it looks pretty. cool. Andrew Fry, why files after dark? There's one for 999. Thank you for.

supporting the channel. Was the answer. to the puzzle hump scrubbing? Did I. figure it out first? It was not hump. scrubbing. Um, but a nice call back to a previous. Gertie commercial because we had the. hump scrubber. I think I I guess it's in. the other room, but I have I did keep. the the hump scrubber. That's another. one. I There was a couple of jokes in. there that Teimu didn't see in advance. I just let her rip. And Hump scrubber. was one of those. Look, if you go look.

at the commercial, if you watch the. commercials, I guarantee you will you. can tell which jokes are Jen's and which. are mine. You will know they're they're. clearly distinct. And hers are I mean mostly funny. I mean. 65% of them. 60 65% are She doesn't like. that number. They're all funny. They're. all funny. Uh honey sweetie sweetie Kim. She's not falling for it. I'm in. trouble. Let's keep it moving. Chance. maybe for $10. Damn it. I knew there.

would be a puzzle in the video, but I'm. too tired to figure it out tonight. Here. Money. Love you guys. Well, thanks. Chance. And look, if you don't want to solve the. puzzle, I get it. I'm I don't really. enjoy puzzle solving. Like. if I'm if I'm gaming, which I, you know, I'm not a gamer, but I'll I'll fire up Xbox. and uh. I'm not shy about it. I I would fire up. Xbox every day if I could. Um but when.

I'm when I'm playing, I like games where. you shoot and blow things up. Swords are. fine. I like action and combat. Whenever I'm in a game, especially an. action game, and you get to some part, some level, and suddenly there's a. puzzle where you have to move the rock. over here and do this, I'm like, I'm. out. I'm done. It's got to be, you have. to make it stupid easy for me because. I'm just screaming at the at the. television while I'm doing it. Oh, do. you want the rock here? Does it go here? Oh, now I can proceed. Thank you. Like,

I get really irritated. So, Chance, if you don't want to solve. the puzzle, I you know, I get it. Totally get it. Paul is here. I want you to know I said human. Thank.

you for all the dough tipping. As I'm. sure you will find, always is a good time. Ooh. Ooh. It's fun to tip the f. It's fun to tip the f. YouTube will not allow any super chat. for 3301. Talk about boring.

But Paul, you you you. round it up and I appreciate that. So. many people would have said, you know. what, YouTube won't accept the 3301, so. here's a $1.99. A lot of people would do. that, but you didn't. You went for 50. and I appreciate that. Appreciate the. support. Couldn't do this without you. guys. Definitely couldn't do this. without Paul. Big supporter of the. channel. Ron Clotser, very reliable. $5. So why was it called Cicada? Still. working on finishing my application. Because the. when you finally went to the website, there was a picture of Cicada. that. image that you see with all with.

everything that I used. So that's why they just call started. calling it Cicada 3301. Up until that. point there was no it was not part of. the lore. It was just the 3301 puzzles. Still here the sinuses are clogged. It's. driving me nuts. Puzzle is a hard word. to say like this. You think this passes for a live stream? Think again. Got a notification. celebrate the first. super chat from thinglet.

I don't see you in the list just yet, Fain, but thank you for uh thank you for. that. You always remember your first. Michael Miller was 3301 forever. It's. correct. 23 Scadoo says von Don. There's Buzz Dark and great episode. My. pack of mastiffs remain puzzled. Uh we. shall persist in sorting out your new. challenge. I think you can do it, Buzz. Ken Bogus, we need a hecklefish video. game Call of Guppy. I've got I got an.

idea. I I'm a little short on time, but. I have an idea. I don't think that Night Management. isn't looking for it. Looking for more. stuff. We We We're going to do games. We're going to We'll do TV shows. We'll. do feature films. We'll have a We'll. have a W Files theme park. We'll have a. Hecklefish ride. It's like, "Okay, hang. on. Hang on. I need an editor first and. then we take over the world. But I. appreciate that. I appreciate the uh thinking big wicked.

illusion one of $10. Hey, hi Jane crew. Well, how do you wicked? Biqua asks, "Where is the puzzle? It's. in the video. All the clues that you. need to solve it are in the video.". Eric, a hecklefish adversary like a. devil and angel on AJ's shoulders. I. like that idea. Space panda was going to. be one of those. He didn't pan out, but. I don't think he's gone forever.

Jimbo logo. That's a funny joke, but I'm. not going to read that out loud. My wife. will be very upset at that. That's right on the line. Just so the. mods know, his joke is funny, and it's. right on the line. So, we'll keep an eye. on you. Paul is back. I've seen every video out. there on 3301. I learned a thing or two, but I mostly appreciated your take. Well, thanks, Paul. I tried to bring. some new stuff, and they're very hard to. bring new info on on 3301. Very hard to do that, but I think I.

found some stuff that was tangentially. related that I thought was interesting. Tim Plameumber says, "Boring, nah, pretty cool." Yeah. I mean, so you're. who the channel is for. You know, if you're just into if you're. just into one thing, then I think you're. just going to like a, you know, 20 30%. of the episodes here. It's um we do myths, mysteries, and. legends, and that could be a lot of. different stuff. And look, the Cicada.

3301 internet mystery couldn't be any. more different than the Michigan dog man. or the Virginia alien incident. I mean, these things are all over the place, but. I that's I like that stuff. That's. that's kind of how my brain is anyway. It's it's it's it's wacky in there. It's. a dark place. Jenna is down there. nodding. You know, your brain's kind of. scrambled too down there, dear. and. she's like, "Of course she knows.".

Danny N says, "I'm a pretty boring guy. This channel is for me." Danny, if. you're here, you're not boring. Caesar V or Caesar the fifth. I'm going. to go see the fifth. Cather um wants a. Heckle versus Crabcat game. We We do. have a Hecklefish uh card game coming. very, very shortly. Still the artwork is. being designed now and it looks great. I. think I think um Let me see. Jen, did. you you showed some of the artwork last. week, I think, right, for the card game.

Maybe we'll show a if you have a new. card or two, maybe we could show them. tonight. She's making a face and that I know what. that face mean. That face means I don't. know how to get the files right at this. minute and I really don't want to try. That's what that face is. She didn't like that either. Uh Melanie Cooling Ridge uh fora as. hecklefish would say. Yes, he he would. say that. He would say that. Um MDS has.

a question for Jen which we'll get to. later. Wants to know how did Apollo 15. get through the Van Allen belt. She'll come on in a minute. We'll uh. well she'll break it down for you. Cheapest big spender. Thank you for the. $5. Waiting to hear what Gino had to say. about the Canadian wildfires last week. My hecklefish is on the way. Gino will be up in a little bit with. Gino story hour coming up in just under. 10 minutes. And um cheapest big spender, did you get a notification about your. hecklefish? I only know they're shipping.

because Victoria told me. So are you. guys getting actual notifications from. Juniper or somewhere? That would be. awesome if you are. There's Mike Barah 499. Holy sh I think. I just got a huge hit about Mars from. this episode. The repeating image thing. of the Holy Grail, the stereoggram, Mike. is a hit a hint about Mars in the. stereoggram. I have to go back and look at it.

I don't know. I I. You guys know what the stereoggrams are, right? The thing where you kind of you. look at you stare at the pattern. cockeyed and then you see it. And for. some reason, I always love those. I. always love those. I'll go honestly I'll go on Reddit and. there's are Reddit threads just. dedicated to them and I'll just cockeyed. my way for an hour just just looking at. oh look it's a camel. Oh look it's Lube. Like I'll just go through all of them.

Uh JH 20 bucks. The episode was. fascinating. Learned a lot. It shows how. much I do not know about computers and. they go way way deeper. There was I mean. I couldn't even the pattern the the. pattern is the same with the three. different years or seasons or whatever. the pattern is the same but the the. challenges get more and more intense. Like really the first couple anyone can.

solve if you just thought about it for a. second. You open the image in a text. editor. That's that's it. That that's. how that was the first solution. And then um Tiberius. Claudius Caesar. I almost said James. Tiberius Kirk, but that's a different. Tiberius. Caesar is the hint to the. Caesar cipher. And so it's anyone can. get that far. The later challenges, they're bananas that you need to. download and compile your own tool set. and you have to write scripts.

It it it really started to become a very. specific person they were looking for. Contaminated. is back for $5. Uh, goat kiss. Miraathona. is Wayne's middle name. Adopted Wayne. Very funny, Tammy. Avatar guy yells Star Trek. He's just. yelling Star Trek into the into the. void.

Another notification. Celebrate the. first super chat from Gracius. Thank. you, Gracius. and celebrate the first super chat for. Max Maximus. Maybe these notifications are new, but. that's cool that they're there. Michael Forna's magic eye is easy for me. because I can just take out my contact. lenses. Yeah, there are some people that. can't see it. And uh that's that's interesting to me.

Let me look at Jenny. Jenny, can you see. the magic eye pictures? I it was a yes or no and she's going. into a story. You know how she is. She'll be she'll be up later and she'll. tell us all about it. But I think that she's she's like the. type of personality that would have. trouble with it cuz cuz she's a puzzle.

solver. Like I like I I told you that. I'm not I if there's a puzzle in a game, I'm annoyed. She'll sit and solve. puzzles for fun. She's one of those, you. know, puzzle cube and the soduku and all. that. I don't know how to do any of. that. I don't know why anyone would do. that. Like when I'm turning off my. brain, I don't want to engage it in. that. I want to engage it in alcohol and. then in video games. Sounds way cooler. than that. But she doesn't do the. alcohol, the game. She does the puzzles. So, I think she would struggle with the. magic eye because she has puzzle solving.

focus or me, I just I just crossey at it. just like looking for the sailboat, you know? I don't have that puzzle. solving patience or focus. Brian Pickle says, "Magic eye pictures. were annoying.". That's fine. It just It just hit me. Do. you remember the Magic Eye Kid? Was it. Was it Chasing Amy or was it Mrsats? It. was Mrats. I think the magic eye kid. couldn't see the sailboat. Uh 08 AOC. Uh if you like puzzles, play.

Portal. I hate puzzles 08, but Portal. was was awesome. I love that game. I. haven't played the Portal 2. If there's. a three, I'm not aware of it. Joe. Little. Was that a clerk's reference? It. was a Kevin Smith reference. M Rats was. Kevin Smith. Um. it's a schooner. Jimmy D. So Jimmy D saw. it. Chelsea, it was Mr Rats. Ben Affleck with a crazy role in that. one. That's going back to.

a long ways. TF2 Observer, the cake is a lie. I think. that that's a Portal reference, right? Ready for cake. Yeah, it's got to be. Portal. But. but for Portal fans, the a couple of the. songs from the game from the first game. I have in in a in a Spotify playlist. that I play, you know, the doing science and all.

that. What was it? Aperture Science. I. have those songs in my playlist. Stephanie Clair, how about the Paul is. dead conspiracy? I covered that um just. a chapter, not a full story, but I. covered that um a couple of months back. I forget what episode. Rico, where's Space Panda? I I don't. know, but I I contacted his agent not. too long ago. Electric Sheeple is there. Hecklefish's cover of My Way is easily. the best rendition by a marine animal. since Sid Fishious in 1978. Oh my.

goodness. I apologize for that. This is. clearly not a professional operation. Uh I did like Sid Fish's uh version of. that though. All right. Lot of lot of lot of cake. action in the chat. There's Sheamus for 25. Uh Thursdays. with W Files and After Files is my fave. Teasers on future episodes. Well, next.

week is Lamoria with uh which is the. sunken continent which um there is some. scientific evidence of which is. interesting. And then after that, I have I don't. know. I don't know what's next. Um, Jen. and Victoria will be up here and they. will they tell me what's next. There's Mike D for 501. No question. Just a thanks to you, Jen, Gino, Vicki, and the rest of the crew. While you're. working hard, please know you're making. people happy. I appreciate that, Mike.

That's why we're here. Um, I got I got another email today. that was I don't know how many how long. it was. Maybe it was a a million pages, some somewhere like that. a couple. million pages of of just explaining all. this stuff about about a conspiracy. about Epstein's involved and there's. Clintons, but there's also the Bushes. and all kinds of stuff and there's files. attached and I'm the only one, he says, I'm the only one that can solve this and.

bring justice to this. So, I don't write back to those anymore. because look, I talk to a fish. I don't. I can't I'm not a journalist. Um, this channel is for fun. I'm not here to solve anything. You. know, in my research, if I can if I can. solve something or explain something, that's really what I'm trying to do. I'm. trying to expl I'm trying to make these. stories relatable to just regular people. who are like me, who like the mysteries.

and the myths and the legends, but. they're not really like. obsessed with them, you know? I don't I. don't watch a lot of conspiracy content. I do enjoy it, but I mean I don't seek. it out, you know. I'll do it for work, but otherwise I'm not really and don't. spend a lot of my downtime on that on. that stuff. So, if you have a manifesto that you. want to get out into the world, I would. say just call the news, just call the. media, and if it's interesting, they'll.

report on it. I, you know, I'm not your. guy. If your manifesto, if you got a. story in there, if it's a decent script. with a couple of jokes, then I'll do it. I'll even send you a couple of shekels. for your work, but otherwise I'm not the. guy. I'll talk to a fish. Travel vets. there 20. Can you do an episode on the. mysteries of the deep, underwater UFOs, prehistoric creatures, etc. That's a. good idea. Travel vet. have an interesting video/video analysis. someone did on um UFO that they found in. the ocean. I think it it might just be.

with Google Maps, but it was kind of. cool. Giant UFO he found that kind of. dug a trench around the ocean. So that. that's that's coming up sometime after. uh Gino Story Hour, which speaking of. [Music]. I mean Well, I think first we got to do. we got to do a giveaway, right? Uhhuh. Um but before we do the giveaway, maybe. Jen, if you can. Okay, I guess that's me. Hello everyone.

How are we doing? So let's do a couple. of other super chats. Uh, Mike and Murf. for $5. Thank you for a mysterious and. fascinating show tonight. Thoroughly. enjoyed it. Until next week. Thank you, Mike. Much app and Murf. Much. appreciated. I f JB Maps for 777. I found tonight's topic very. interesting. I just wish it had a better. ending, but true is true. Hey AJ, how.

about two streams a week? Well, JB Maps, if you are a Patreon. member, we do uh Patreon chat before the. premiere on Thursdays and then we do. another AMA on Friday mornings at 9. Pacific Standard Time. So, you get a lot more AJ. Uh so, it's. very cool, very cool little thing. And.

we're all on there, too. Not that. Hi, Linda. Linda Seal says, "Hi, Gino." Hi, Jen. Hi, Victoria. Hello. Let's see. Oh, there he is. Well, you're talking about the Patreon, which is a great way to support the. channel. It is. I just throwing it up. there so you can see what it looks like. What? What did I miss? Someone wanted.

more. Oh, two streams a week. Yeah, Patreon members get two in. addition to this. And JB Maps, you you. can turn your camera on and jump up. there. There's there's enough room. really for everybody to to jump on the. stream. So, AJ, this the binary code on. the t-shirt is the text of the first. letter. that was on. Why would you Why would you. say that though? Because you said that.

it meant something and I should tell. people. Why wouldn't you just let them. do it? Why wouldn't you just let them solve it? Cuz you said that because she's a puzzle. solver. She can't. She She needs to. solve it. I don't see the magic eye, by. the way. You see the magic eye? No, I. can't see him. Victoria, can you see the. ma? You can't see it. Gina, depends. where I'm at in my smoking um day. Yeah,

you get your smoke on. It's probably. easier to see it. You know what, Jenny? Next time you. start to have a migraine, try it because. when your when your eye gets goes all. cockeyed, that maybe that's an. opportunity that you can see the. schooner. Oh, that's a good point. Maybe. So, Rabbidel can't see the magic eyes. either. Colorado kids. Spoiler alert. Yeah, she's not um super great on like. surprises and stuff like that. Like uh.

we've never opened presents on Christmas. Day. Christmas Day is usually for. cleaning up all the the wrapping paper. from the previous week. I mean, Bonnie and Jerry don't watch the. show anymore, right, Jenny? So, Bonnie, when you send her a gift that says don't. open till Christmas, but you sending it. two weeks earlier, that gets opened. that night. I'm telling you. that night. So, you had said.

I'm sure it says something and Jennifer. Victoria will explain what it is when. they come up later. So, I did. Please don't solve the the. puzzle that's in the video. I don't even. I didn't even see the puzzle in the. video. That's right. So, all right. So, it's time for a giveaway. What do you. want to do for your word? Should it be. Should the word be Jen Jen spoils it. Camel lube. Camel lube. You think we. should be able to get lube through the. sensors, right? Yeah. We'll see. We'll.

see. All right. If you're new here, here's how it works. Type camel lube in the chat. Tyler, no. spaces. Got to be Cameloop is one word. And then platypus. That's that's that's. heckle fish's safe word, but that that's. not going to work. And then we'll pick. someone randomly. The computer will pick. somebody. Well, the the Pluto's eagle can't see. the magic eyes because he has uh.

retinitis pigmentotosa. Jen, do you have that? No, I don't think that's funny. Why is. Victoria laughing? That's not funny. Dare you. [Music]. Cameloo. Kacha Simpson says, "Camel. love. That will not work. That is funny. I can see though those. photos that like it's two different. pictures. like a vase or faces, you know. I can.

see those. Put them up close to your. eyeballs and you can see those. I can. just I can just see the different like. views of it, but I can't see the magic. eye. [Music]. Dedra Green. Any chance for a. steganography channel? I don't know how many views that would. get. Nathan Manning says camel doob for Gino. Uh Paul thinks camel toe will work. That. will not work. Campbell soup is.

incorrect. [Music]. Um caramel lube will not work though. It. sounds delicious. Stainography channel. probably not. I mean, I would do more. crypto cryptogram cryptocology cryp. cryptoglogy stuff if people were into. it, but we have to see how the video How. was the video doing? Where's the rank? It was five. Oh, good. It moved up. Five. No, it's six now. But yeah, it's. doing good. Cameloop platypus will not.

work. Camel lullabi, camel lust, says Troy White. Uh, anal ease. Boy, some some of you some of you guys. pay attention. Fish lube. [Music]. There's more. Camel cigarettes. No, but. I just reading that makes me want a. nicotine. cam hole lube. Oh my goodness. Good heavens. [Music].

Oh, here's here's Jen's favorite uh. username. Hey, greasy uncle Picttit is. here. for 20 Canadian. China lasered Maui in retaliation for. the massive flooding caused by weather. modification attacks from the US. Yeah, I've heard that. That's a theory that's. going around and we were going to maybe. talk about that tonight, but people are. are still dying. So, we're going to hold. off a little bit on that. You know, I'. I've I saw kids bodies in the street, so.

I'm not ready. Yeah. No, more fire. started today on one of the other. islands of Wahoo. Uh, crazy. [Music]. North Rock Mystically. I like anyone whose username is an. adverb. Still waiting for details on. when you are going to do a premiere at a. theater in Vegas. We're going to do. drive-in pretty soon. Ish cameltoe boob. Matthew. heavens camel you be anal sibble.

Thomas Waters wants me to cover mermaids. oh no. that's terrible. I mean camel taco that's funny um I'll. do it if I have to but I but I don't. want too. [Music]. The sequ you saying canal goob cuz I. read it as sea anal goo.

but I don't think that's what you meant. Camalabra. All right. So, we're we're going to do. um we're going to do a premiere at uh. driving out here. I'd like to find a way. to make it a prize for one or two or a. couple of people that we can fly them. out and put them up. Victoria has a spare room. That could we. can save some money that way. Maybe. we'll do that. Maybe the winner tonight.

we'll get flown out here and you can. stay in Victoria's spare room. Mr. Brush says, "Gino is the Wi-Fi's red. band.". Well, we're about the same weight, I. guess. Oh, I don't know who got insulted on. that one. Um, and I you can't really, you know, Redband gets a lot of crap, but. without Redband, there is no Rogan. and so many other podcasts as well. You.

really changed the the landscape of uh. podcasting in in Los Angeles. There Electric Sheeple is there. Sweet. fancy Moses. I'm going to be in a new. tax bracket over here. Taxes are theft. Taxes are theft. Wow. Store story idea. Genos Chinos for the man about town. looking for a style that's out of this. world. [Music]. I can dig it. Uh, sinister super spy.

What is hump juice? I have to remember. that. Remember that for a commercial. that. Katie's leaking hump juice. We've got to. do something. I don't know. Gentle Jenn. camel clutch. cuz I mean cuz Gertie's got a hump issue. coming up. Medical issue. That's very. funny. Uh Kraken reports his cameolingus. That's that's not Don't laugh. Don't. laugh at that ladies. That'll that just.

encourages this bad behavior. Camelingus. Uh remember that as well. That's another joke that we can not let. the sponsors know about. [Music]. Dirtad 9999 cicada is part of the learn. to code community I guess. Very. interesting episode. I learn something. new every week. Thanks W files. You're. welcome Dirt Head. Thanks for supporting. the channel. I appreciate that. And Dirt Head is wearing a Wiles t-shirt. in his. He's got a Hecklefish shirt on. Yeah. I.

got an email today or maybe it was a. comment on a video where some where two. hecklefish fans were in Singapore. airport in Singapore and they were like. hey they wind up having a drink at the. airport bar. I love that. Uncle De says drain the hump. That's. that won't work. Matt McGomery just want. me for my hump juice. Internet overdose says Epstein didn't. kill himself. Uh that will not win. Although that is very true.

Uh Gertie lubes you. camel at says Michael Miller. Good. heavens. Ta. Why are you lubing camels? I don't know. Pump the hump. This is. photo fox. Hump was stuck in the head. hole. The we had a hump stuck in a head. hole situation. So he's getting camel. lube to kind of grease the hump to slide. it out of the head hole. Right. Right. Makes sense. There's Lamont.

Crarston. Whoopde-doo. Thank you for. that juicy tip, human. My wife just. thought of who AJ reminds her of. Steve. off American Dad. I don't know. Is that. a compliment? I I don't know that one. Sort of. I mean, he's funny. Okay. He's a handsome man. Lamont also. hates it when his gets stuck. I never had. Sorry. Go ahead. Well, you've also gotten.

called Steve from American Dad. So, that's the father and the son that that. uh people thought you look like. Oh, hey, Steve. There's camel toe again. Camel greasing hump only makes it. bigger. [Music]. I I thought it was good. I thought the. joke was good. Um, Mike is gertie a one. hump camel. Of course,

greasy camel boob will not win. There's Greg's 1020 for $10. I heard. hecklefish killed space panda in a. drunken rage. Any truth to that episode. worthy of the eye? We have to look into. that. I never heard that. [Music]. Uh, Grenle, I I that's funny. I can't. read that though. I might have some kids.

watching. Lunacy, the camel lube is the lube that. heals all conditions of camels. Camel Shaloo will not win. Although I. thought he was great in the monk. TJ Lake City quiet pills, please. Yeah. um was on Twitter talking to some folks. about that. Hang on. I'm just I'm just putting my. handle in there if you want to follow.

That's that's another story that I'd. like to do. I think it's too intense for. the Y files and I don't know if it. really even fits on true crime because. it's a mystery. There's just some. I could probably tell it without getting. into the CP part of it because that's. not the that's not the. you guys know when I say CP, you know. what I'm talking about, okay? That's not. the main part of the story, but that's. where um.

that's where we find the the main. character comes from that world. So, I don't know how to tell it yet. And. it's not like I haven't thought about it. because it's a very interesting mystery. and it has nothing to do with any of. that stuff. It's if you if you pull if. you change that CP to something else. like camelube.com or something, you. could you're a 13-year-old can watch it. and it's fine. But um but I haven't figured it out yet.

Uh JJ Pearson says, "Camelot, it's only. a model.". Nicely done. And we've got Ted Dag for $50. Won't you tip me? You know I don't. believe you when you say you don't got. money. Won't you tip me? You know I can't believe it when you say.

that I'm not funny. I write too many. jokes just to amuse you folks. You. better super chat me or I'll just keep. singip. [Music]. Victoria is a gal dang national.

treasure. Wow. tags. slipping 50 in the G-string there. All right, we at 1165 entries in Camel. Lube. Uh, camel four toes will not work. Why. are the lube cicas screaming? Says. Thorne. I don't know. Clarice, what do you think, Jenny? Do you want to.

choose or you or or a couple more? Let's. do it. Let's do it. All right. Get your. camel lubes in. Here we go. Not camel prod. Cindy had braces. There we go. Amanda, Greg, Kendra, Eon, Envoy, Maggie, Rob, Civil, Matthew, Mr. Birdie, Reb, Vodka, Trish G, Hot Rod, Dejonics. The winner is Ryan. Y just.

Ryan. Ryan, congratulations. You won um. what? A two night stay in Victoria's. spare room. or a heckleish plushy? Oh, he can choose. between. Okay. No, he can't. He wants a heckle plushy. Okay. So, how does he get her address, though? Does he go on Discord? He goes. on Discord and send a ticket. We'll get.

with them. All right. Go and just put a. ticket and she will get with you. Keith Ikely for 10. That episode gave me. a hint of dopamine for sure. Your mother. was a hamster and your father smelt of. elderberries. Jim, when they're they're no longer the. nights who say ni. They're they're now. the nights you say. [Music]. There she goes. That's That's going to be on the.

highlight reel. By the way, you can see clips of this um. mess. You can see clips of this mess on. uh on the W files backstage. I usually. get them up there on Friday mornings if. I'm not too tired. So, if you just if. you just want to like binge watch Gino's. story hour, you can do that at the Wiles Backstage. Norwall Tacos thinks Jen is a keeper. No. doubt.

Thank you. Jason Blunty likes it. Guarasur lol. TF2 Observer requires a shrubbery. but not too a nice one but not too. expensive. Humps Scrubbing music album coming out. Didn't Hump Scrubbing do the one I get. knocked down and I get up again. Was. that Yes, that was Hump That was Hump. Scrub.

All right, hold your camel lubes. Ryan. is the winner. So, [Music]. so now that that means. it's time for Gino's story hour. It means I could have a nicotine gum to. chase my nicotine tablet that I.

go. You're running your own media this. week. Gino's almost a full professional. He's got his show in, but the cameras, but the mic's off. Well, we're going to. see if this works. We're going to try it. for the first time. Uh, I apologize. We're going to have to uh. Oh, there it is. It's working. Okay. [Music]. We got a little intro now as well. Oh. boy, it's live stream amateur hour.

again. Hey, so from 30 metric tons all. the way up to 65 metric tons, which is. 143,000 pounds. Um, so, uh, what we just. looked at was the beginning of the movie. The Meg. Of course, that wasn't real, but we are going to get into some real. videos. The way I uh put this this video. together um was to show some of the. evidence that's out there and some of. the stuff that if it if it's real or.

not. Uh of course we're we're not sure. And a lot of them uh also could be other. types of uh sharks that are out there. that uh are maybe aren't identified yet. or uh or are identified. So what we're. looking at here is a map of where the. megalodon teeth have been found. So the. megalodon uh was roaming the entire. earth and it they found teeth. everywhere. Now it was mainly a coastal. shark. So, uh, since the waters were,

uh, higher up, uh, during the the last. 20 million years, a lot of these teeth. were found, uh, you know, in the, uh, on. the land, uh, especially again on, as. you can see, on the east coast and the. west coast of, um, of North America. So, uh, the, uh, megalodon used to go, uh, through sets of teeth. it could go. through a full set of teeth um in in a. whole week. So, we're looking at a. megalodown tooth there. They were.

typically around 7 in long. Um but they. did uh find some that were uh even. bigger. Uh we'll see in the the video. that that's coming coming up here. Now, uh their bite was 40,000 pounds per. square inch. uh in uh comparison to a. T-Rex who had a 12,000 lb per square. inch uh you know that's a little. bite compared to to uh the megalodon. uh humans have about 160 pounds per.

square inch. So 40,000 pounds per square. inch uh you could imagine the kind of. things that it could eat. What was its. diet? I mean basically anything it. wants. So, uh, it would eat anything. that would it existed, um, at the same. time as great white sharks. So, it would. eat great white sharks. It would eat. basically every other kind of, uh, predator that was in the ocean. And, uh, it was endothermic, so it was also.

warm-blooded. like uh, great white sharks are. It's a. type of warm blood. Uh I don't know the. scientific difference between all uh all. uh all that but uh I guess it's a type. of warm-blooded uh fish. So here we're. looking at um. uh the largest uh tooth ever found. Again, I can't say for sure that this is. that was real or not or or if it was. debunked. A lot of people in the. comments said that wasn't real. However,

that would looked exactly like the the. other megalodon teeth that that were. found. Now, interesting enough, uh they. found megalodon teeth uh in the 70s that. they carbon dated to only about 10,000. years ago. So, that was that was really. just a little bit of the difference uh. between uh them saying that they thought. they were extinct up to 3 million years. ago. So maybe they were extinct 10,000. years ago or maybe they're still out. there chomping up on on stuff down there.

and we just don't don't know about it. yet. Um so that let me go back here. I. think we have some audio on this one. Um. you can see from from the um. from the video here the bite. So. something bit that whale apart and. there's nothing else in the ocean that. could do that. Even a great white. wouldn't have that big of a bite radius. So, this next story also has some audio.

It's an interesting one because some the. um uh uh it was a great white shark that. Australian uh science researchers were. uh decided to track. So, they slapped a. a tracker on it and followed followed it. around and then all of a sudden it. disappeared and it got dragged all the. way down, 1900 uh feet into the ocean, which no shark goes to. So, um and also. it was able to record its temperature.

The brave scientist, which means. the geo tags can reveal vital. information about migration pattern and. movement in the ocean. The first shark. they had the opportunity to tag was. named shark alpha. A huge 9 foot female. a huge 9 foot shark that was was roughly. 3 meters in length. Nothing messing with. a huge great white shark like that 2.25. miles from where it was tagged. So So. what they're saying here is that the the.

tracker all of a sudden washed up on. shore about three miles from where they. originally tagged it. They were watching. it um you know pro where what its. progression was through through the. ocean and then all of a sudden it just. disappeared. On the other hand was. nowhere to be seen. There were no dead. sharks on the beach. No body parts. floating in the sea nearby. The geotags. were not easy to take off. It would. require special human assistance or a. forceful flesh spplitting tug to get. off. Confused, the scientists took a.

look at the data in the geo tag and it. only led to more mysteries, not answers. Around midnight of Christmas Eve 2003, the alpha shark was swimming in the. southern Australian Sea. No signs of. abnormality until having a nice. Christmas Eve day before plunging deep. into the ocean at a speed and depth that. is very unusual for a great white shark. Shark Alpha stopped at a depth of 1,900. ft or 579 m. Sharks don't usually go.

that deep into the ocean. It was 1,000. ft deeper than they would normally go. Just a few seconds after arriving at. 1,900 ft, the temperature of the geotag. jumped up to 78° F from 46° F. That's a. jump from 7.7° C to 25.5°. for the So that if something's uh number. one, if it's going down that way, it's. being brought down. And of course, the. lower you get in the ocean, the colder.

it's going to be. So for it to raise its. temperature um is really interesting. It. means it must have been in the stomach. or something. Those unfamiliar with. Fahrenheit. This could only mean that. something ate shark alpha. The. scientists looked at each other in. disbelief. What could have eaten a 9. foot shark? Shark alpha wasn't exactly. small or weak. She was an Okay, so I'm. going to skip ahead because that's the. story of it. Who knows what what ate it? investigation. The So, this next one's.

interesting because it comes to us from. a NASA satellite photo where they were. um looking at a problem with algae that. you could see the dark spots that that. are in the water here. And as they were. working on this problem, they spotted. something else in the satellite picture. that they could see looked very much. like a a shark. agent who was studying. the swarm uh noticed something out in. the water. Okay. Kind of a speck. Yeah.

Well, at this resolution, it's a speck. When they zoomed in, though, they got. this. It's a little fuzzy, but I'd say. that's a shark. And not just any shark. If you look at this other satellite. photo I brought, it was taken at the. same resolution of a school busyard in. nearby Sa Paulo. Now, those are 40ft. buses. And when you compare them next to. the first photo, I'd say that's a 70ft. shark. All right, let's ask you. So, we. when you look at that next to that um.

bus, you could see that it's it, you. know, way bigger, almost double the size. of a bus. So, what would make that. shadow out there? Again, I'm not saying that that this is. definite proof. I'm just saying they got. some pictures that are interesting. Uh. here's another one that came up on. Google Earth. Now, um this personage. thought isn't that had nothing to. compare it to. And all it shows are two. large marine creatures in the water, but.

chose uh two two uh big ones in there. Now, this is this is uh off of Easter. Island. Um. and uh again, another Google Earth. So, I tried to categorize it. We're starting. with this the satellite pictures. Um, so. this is showing you for, you know, uh, uh, how big it is, a boat that's also. out there. Um, and then it's going to. zoom in and show you what the satellite. saw. So that, you know, is a a freight.

freight uh, you know, big freight boat. And this shark is at least as big as. that that boat was. So, the next one that we're going to. look at here is um off the coast of uh. New England. It's uh uh was uh captured. uh by on a boat where there was a whole. bunch of people. Look how small the. people are compared to how big that. shark is. So, there's uh.

guesses that this is what a baby. megalodon would look like because the. baby megalodons would be up about uh 15. to 20 feet. And that's about how big. that shark is. So in interesting to see. that right off the coast of uh off the. coast of Massachusetts. Okay. And. go forward a little here. Um okay. And. so the next one um.

is one that uh let's put on the audio. for this one. who were out observing sharks off the. coast of Australia. In the video, suddenly a huge shark came and ate a. fish. The biologists didn't bat an eye. as nothing was out of ordinary in the. video. The shark wasn't that huge or. anything, but after they saw the video, they pointed out a jut in the flap of. the shark. This distinct jut was only.

found on the bodies of the megalodon. So. there's only one logical explanation. here that it could have been a baby meg. So that's an interesting one because. they there is some video proof there. The uh megalodon only had was the only. shark that has that that jut in its fin. So again that was uh called a baby. possibly a baby megalodon. Uh the next one that we're going to uh.

is again from a a drone footage. There's. two orcas in the uh water here. So, you. can see the two orcas uh in the middle. of the screen circled, but um right. above it, and you can see how big they. are, but right above it, you could see. there is something that is four times. the size of those orcas. So, let me go. back to that one. because it's quick. Yeah, that was crazy. So, you see those. orchids, but up top there,

you could see Wow. something real big. You guys uh you guys. cannot can't see my pointer, right? No, where I'm circling. Okay. No. Um Okay. So, yeah, but right up top there, you. can see some something huge. Next one is. another one that's uh filmed from above. and it's there's a blue whale, which we. know is the biggest thing in the ocean. And swimming right next to it is. something really big.

So you see that right there. [Music]. to the left. So uh so that's an interesting one that. that drone footage has has caught. The. next one we're going to look at is uh a. great one because it was a naval uh. coast guard exercise uh that uh they. were doing in Brazil where they were. showing how hey we got to rescue this. guy monster ever. So, it's hard to see.

They'll they'll show it show it again. here. Uh, but right there at the top top. right, you could see something huge just. moving past them. And from the looks of. it, that's a 60foot shark. This next one um is a crazy diver. Goes. down in a cage. And uh they got some. some film on them. You'll never catch me. going down in a cage. Uh here here it's. uh this right here and something huge.

just swims right on by by him that you. could sort of see uh but you could at. least see the outline of it how big it. is as it goes by. This one hard for me. to believe of of course because that to. me even looks bigger than 60 feet but. interesting enough video. Are there any. juts? Uh you can't you can't really see the. the side fins. You only see the dorsal.

fin on the that one. Now uh the next one. uh happened on an oil rig. So the oil. rig, they got robots that go down there. and they're doing stuff and usually they. wouldn't even be paying attention in an. oil rig because they're paying attention. to what. what that's. I guess we got cut off there. But uh. that one was about uh uh 60 feet long, I. believe. Uh do I have that written down.

in the notes? I think we got cut off a second too. early on that one. Okay, so this next one um was called the. Mariana's Trench Black Monster. Uh it. was taken in uh Japan waters and uh near. the Mariana's Trench which is the uh. deepest part of the ocean. And um what. they did here, they were um.

they wanted to see uh what kind of uh. predatory uh marine animals would come. if they stuck a bunch of bait down at. the uh bottom of the ocean here. Now, of. course, um they got what they they. thought was going to happen. a whole. bunch of sharks came came by. Um, however, once those sharks came by, they. were they were quickly dispersed because. this guy, Big Mama, decided to come into. town here.

What? So, this. So, they made it so that you couldn't. get the the bait out of the trap down. there that you could just kind of smell. it. Um and uh this is they caught this. one on video. It takes up obviously the. whole camera screen here. Um and again. uh the estimates on this one are were. somewhere around 60 60 ft as well, which. would put it at the larger largest range. of the uh megalodon.

And if that's not a megalodon, what is. it? you know, um there's uh. uh there are different types of uh uh. sharks that are out there that that it. could have been. Uh I think uh the the. the. um. the number one theory on that one is it. could be called a sleeper shark, which. I've never heard of, but I'm certainly. not going anywhere near where that's.

sleeping. Uh, so this next one's a. really interesting one, probably my. favorite of all of them. Uh, this these. guys are in an armed submarine down. under under the water and all of a. sudden they get a visitor. So, I got. some audio on this one. Okay. Still in the belly still. Oh, what? When she rolls over. Wow.

My goodness. Where's my phone? So, gets a meal and then decides it's. coming back. Wa! Look at the width of that thing. This is a monster. She is huge. And now she's belly side. I. can't do anything. Oh no. We're armed. But there was a young male at one that. went away. Okay, she's not here now. Oh,

there she is. Oh, yeah. But I'm not. going to shoot her. Oh my goodness. My goodness. You see that eye? That is amazing. What? So, it's interesting because again, they. go, "Uh, this huge thing. Uh, it's. bigger than our our whole entire. submarine." And they're going, "Uh, we're not going to shoot it." So, I. guess they had some kind of weapons uh. with them. I mean, seeing that eyeball,

that's uh that's terrifying. Yeah. She's going to eat the gun. She's trying. to Whoa. What? Nice positioning. by a sub captain. This is fantastic. Wow. Look at the. size. is I mean this female, she's. definitely bigger than this of his long. Yeah. [Music].

I love how casual these guys are. I'd be. freaking out if that thing is right. knocking on my my my back door, you. know. Just coming back. Is the laser on? It's just all silver. No. Oh, wait. Yes, it is. Laser is on. So, so that's a really interesting one. Probably my favorite. Uh, this is. another one that was caught on the uh. east coast uh off of um off of Canada.

So, up in the colder waters, this guy is. sure that he found uh megalodon. This is a short short one. This time it. wasn't just any video. This man from. Canada posted a video claiming that he. found the megalodon off the coast of. Canada. So, don't don't know about that one. Certainly nothing to compare it to right. there, but that was a a big animal in. there. This guy is in a kayak. I can't. even imagine kayaking and finding a.

megalodon. One kayaker got the fright of. their life when they encountered a. massive unidentified creature swimming. near them. Some people suggested it. could have been a megalodon. The. YouTuber that uploaded the footage, Monster Shark TV, compared the 14 foot. measurements of the kayak to the sea. creature, estimating that bit could have. been 42 feet long. They believe so. Uh. it's also said that that that could have. been a a basking uh shark, but um but. again, if you're in a kayak, you could.

be swallowed with that kayak hole. Um. so this next one is crazy. Don't let. your kids go go anywhere unsupervised. Uh these these kids are out playing in. in the water. No, there's no no one no. lifeguard out there. There's there's no. parents out there. And uh a drone from. overhead catches this on camera. Now. that's what it looks like when it's. deep, pretty deep under the water. So So.

here's the kids playing around. It's not. really near them yet. And now it comes. up to the top. And look, look at this. Uh you could see from from this drone. footage that it you know dwarfs these. these kids. So if these kids are four. feet that that you know got to be a a 40. 40 to 50 foot shark.

And so this next one um uh is the last. one I'm I'm going to play for you guys. It is definitely not the the megalodon. uh but uh really interesting uh CGI. [Music].

I mean, it's so real looking though. Crazy. [Music]. It's not what you want to see. Thank you.

Gino story hour. Thanks for listening. If you like that. story, uh, please go to cakeman. coffee.com and use the promo code yfiles. and get yourself some Java 51, the. tastiest blend in the entire universe. Nice. Nice. All right. you know, very prepared tonight. Yes, everybody loved it.

I'm not saying uh there are megalodons. or they there aren't, but I'll never be. the one to find out because I'm not. going anywhere near where any of that. stuff could be. Have fun on your cruise, guys. Yeah. Yeah. We found a couple of couple of freaky. videos if you guys want to see.

Let me see if I can. just a couple that that that came. across. Um, this one's called uh Is that going to be. big enough to see? Yeah, this one's. called Mannequin Blinks. And I saw the title and I was like, eh. Then I watched a video and I went, "Oh.

You see it? [Music]. Uhuh. That looked like a blink.

If anyone has seen debunking on these, let me know. But that one looked like. blinkful show. Right. Yeah. [Music]. Going on there. What is going on? Noral Taco says it's fake. Okay.

Sauce. Sauce it up. We've got a man has a ghost encounter in. the gym. Yes, that's what I said.

Normal. normal. by a ghost. fake. Well, here's a different.

She's. Christmas.

[Applause].

What happened? Who did it? a fantasma. [Laughter]. Couch Cushian says, "I wish I could. speak Chinese.". You know, the end of it, like where it.

got pulled, that was a pretty violent like, you. know, if somebody It looked pretty real. Someone caught a ghost in the doorway on. film that they didn't see it when it was. there, but they felt it. Jesus Christ. What? What? Oh my god. What? Emily, you. What's wrong? It looks like what's. standing behind Jenny.

Oh, standing behind me. He just knew. I. heard him say something. All. right. Clark says the spirits will. punish you for skipping leg day. You. just said something, No, no, no, no. I saw it. I saw it. No. There was a girl in a blue dress. walking towards us from that room.

Jesus Christ. Oh my god. What? Emily. [Music]. What's wrong? [Music]. I I definitely felt like something was. standing there. He just moved. Oh my god. Emily, don't worry. He just. saw. it. I saw it. She got freaked out by the. ghost. Now, that guy was a real medium.

that was there, right? I've seen him. before. I didn't know that. Um, Victoria found this one. I I named. the file demon on a wire. [Music]. What is that? What is that?

Oh god. Look, that that's somewhere in in South. America, I think. Right. So, is it I mean, Peru is experiencing. flying aliens that are bulletproof. Yeah.

All right. We got Speaking of aliens, I. got a couple alien stuff here. First one, this is um Iran trying to. shoot down a UFO. [Music].

Not a scratch. Fire. [Applause]. pretty good. If it's CG, it's pretty.

good. Mhm. Um, UFO in the Ocean. We have one of these. Before I play this, uh, since I'm going. to play his old video, it's a minute and. a half. It's from Secure Team 10 YouTube. channel. as well. And you can see the sides of it. I mean, there's there's shadowing here. I mean, this looks dug into. sand. And in the middle of this long. path, which again heads over to this.

area here, which holds some very. anomalous items. Uh, we see this large. circular object and an obvious path or. trail created by this object. Look at. this thing zigzagging. Look at this. thing moving. And we can follow this. thing down all the way down here, continues here, and goes into this. blurred out area. How convenient. So, we'll follow this track back up. And it. zigzags. And now, this is very peculiar.

And you're going to see why here in a. second, because honestly, I don't know. how this was created. So, we have this. zigzag pattern carved completely out of. the bottom of the ocean soil, and it. leads up directly to this almost. perfectly circular object. I mean, look. at that. It's a perfect spherical or. saucershaped object dug in to the soil. Now, what's kind of freaky is that when. we measure this thing, which we'll do. now, this object is over two miles in.

length, diameter. I mean, you can see it. right here. We used the measuring tool. and here we have it. And we have a total. distance of 4.61 kilometers. Before he said it was 2 miles, I I I was. like, "Oh, well, it's a rock that is. getting moved around in the ocean." But. a two-mile rock, two mile long rock. So you if you started walking across. that rock,

it would take you an hour to get to the. other side. Yeah. big that thing was. This guy's got his neighbors. There's a. dinosaur stuck in his neighbors. You're not going to believe this story. There's a guy that posted a video. claiming the house in front of him is a. lab and a dinosaur is trying to get out. I don't know what to think about this. video. He claims a dinosaur is coming. out of someone's backyard. Let me know. what you guys think because this video. is pretty crazy. Pay close attention.

We're back there. I saw a head. I swear. there's a dinosaur in that building. It's trying to get out. Uh, but there's. a tree block and I can only see the. head. I saw like a mouth like this. Think it's some kind of tyrannosaurus. Oh, look. Look. There it is. There it. is. Where is it at? I saw the top of the. head right there. I swear. Look. Look. He's trying to get out. Hear him?

Oh It's a whole Tyrannosaurus. See, look. There's the head right there. Oh, dang. Hold on. Let me zoom in. Oh, look. There's the head. There's a head. right there. There you go. There it is. I told you now. It's hiding behind that. tree, but it's trying to get out. I've. been telling everybody that there's uh. been dinosaurs locked up in that. building for years. I've lived here for. two years. I hear the noises at night. And finally, I think it broke the.

shackles and it's trying to get out of. that building. Y'all saw it shake, right? I saw it. I know I ain't the only. one. No, I saw it. I didn't check. Boy, get inside. Inside. There's a T-Rex loose. They cut off the end. This guy cut off. the end. But it's it's a it's a crane. It's like a crane doing demo on the. building is what it was. So, you see it. later, but it got cut off.

I was going to say this is better. evidence than than dinosaur bones. No one's ever seen a dinosaur bomb. That's right. Peru aliens. Do you see it?

They're full of proof. They can fly. More Peru activity. [Music].

This is. [Music]. the aliens were actually the people. miners jetpacks. That's. [Music]. all my jetacks. I put the feet right now.

[Music]. That looked like the alien from the. Simpsons. What? That looked like the. alien from the Simpsons. You found this Camila Cabo Cabello. footage from from from. [Music].

Yeah. Interesting one. Do you know where. where in in the interview it is? I can't. watch uh uh it's it's in the it's in the. beginning. Uh, but go like a minute. minute in. I do like it. I was in. my heart. Guys, I slowed the video down on. everything. It really I think that we. might have caught a UFO and I was. debating on showing the video here. because I don't want like if the aliens.

trusted me to to be there at that. moment. I really I don't want them to. think I'm exploiting them right now. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I want the. aliens to know this is just I asked for. this kind of I said hey can we have the. video this is all on it's a safe place. Jimmy Fallon the Tonight show we love. aliens from other planets whatever you. want to be called Yeah exactly yeah but. we have this video of a UFO this watch. this pay attention guys it's crazy. so that's her parents you guys.

so here it is in slow motion let's take. another look at this I slowed this video. down this picture down watch. What is that, guys? And there is another. one that comes from the left mountain to. behind. the other mountain. We have We took a. screen grab of it. So, if you can see, guys, there's two. There's two that does. not look like a bird. It's not a phone. thing because you see it clearly go from. behind the mountain to like close to the.

camera to behind another mountain. Guys, I think that the aliens trusted me. Yes. To capture I think. for the video. Um, you know, it's. interesting because I don't think she's. lying about that. I think she did catch. something on video. I don't know what. she meant by a phone thing, but um but. whatever is traveling is traveling at an. insane rate of speed there. It because. it looked like it went behind the. mountain. It had to be going thousands of miles an.

hour. All right, I've got some uh I've got. some different footage and angles of. MH370 if you guys want to see that. Some. of it's pretty crazy, but first let me. get a couple of super chats out the way. because we're two hours in on your. clock. And here is Jonathan dissing or dishing. your $200. I get pretty freaky. He's a super freak.

What kind of fish you dream about? You. got freaky dreams. I get pretty kinky. He's a super freak, but only if you pay. me. Got to pay the fish. I need a tip. I. need a tip. I need a tip from you. and you and you human. You and you and. you. Hit the hit the stupid chat. Stupid. chat. Hit the button now. Last week I.

asked Jen for dating advice and she said. just be yourself. That failed. Met a new. girl since then. Took AJ's advice this. time and told her I was hung like a. horse. Worked really well till the end. of the night. Need an episode on the. love conspiracy or advice from Victoria. Great episode. 331. Uh do you have any. advice, Victoria? Some love advice? Uh. yeah, that's a $500 question. It's $500. question. Um, can he use his 199 as a.

sort of like a down payment? So he maybe. just 300 more. Okay, that'll work. All. right. Uh, thanks for that, Jonathan. Really appreciate the support. Not sure. Agent Wall's going gravity falls route. Trying trying to keep you guessing. There's trotten andorism. One hecklefish. slipper and the other a Gertie slipper. That's a cool idea.

I could see I could see Troden's feet. just trotting around the house in these. Jenny, would you wear them? Oh, yes. But I wanted them to like make little. noises every time you stepped, but they. told me it might get annoying after a. while. Just ooh ooh ooh ooh ow ow ooh. Yes, especi especially with Jenny's heavy. walk and those flat feet of hers. Deina.

Weaver has the answer to the to the. cicada puzzle in the video. Be sure to. drink your Ovaltine. Uh I think gets it. The joke. to get. I thought it would land better. I. thought the joke would land better. He's. He's got a decoder ring. Got the. decodering and he was very mad.

You'll shoot your eye out. We Ran Self. uh Project Circus was G's weather. modification which ran from 1947 to. 1952. The United States Air Force. created snowstorms and hurricanes with. silver iodide. I read that. I read that. they that they seated the atmosphere. with silver to do that. There's white noise for 10 Dudley Town. Hill. Is that a suggestion? I guess. I'll look into it.

Dudley Town Hill, an abandoned settlement. I love those. Dudley Town, Connecticut, is the. creepiest abandoned town. The residents of Connecticut know better. than to plan a visit to the infamous. Dudley Town, sometimes spelled Dudley. Town, not just because of private. property, and they go on to say a lot of. words. The area that became known as. Dudley Town, first settled in the 1740s, don't care. Um, photos. Are you afraid. of the dark? When it comes to Dudley.

Town, the darkness is the least of your. concerns. The pitch blackness that. surrounds this village is nothing. compared to the long disturbing history. This haunting dates all the way back to. the 1500s. Oh, yeah. This is a creepy place. I I. like to visit like this. You know, being from the East Coast, I'm. surprised I never even heard of that. I haven't either. All right. Uly town. That's That's one. worth looking into.

And where am I? Uh, how dude, what do. you think about the MH370 situation? I'm. going to show you the the images and the. video that I got. I don't know. My. instincts tells me it's all fake, but I. can't find any good info debunking any. of it. So, we shall see. I heard one. I I'll save this for the videos. I heard.

a theory. There is Spiral Mine 1999. Well, I'll be. a son of a fish. That's a nice tip. Excellent show. Hints message for you, sir. Happy birthday to me. Happy. birthday, Spiral Mind. Um, hey to. disappoint you on your birthday, but no. hints. No hints. Everything you need to know is. all right. I'll give you one hint since. it's your birthday. The biggest hint to solve the puzzle is. in the final chapter,

but it's all there. And I was checking. my email to see if anyone because if you. solve it, I will know. So, I wanted to see if anyone solved it. since this afternoon and no one has. I've got two. I've got Jack Griffin and. Adrien Kemp and that's it so far. Stevie 50 bucks. I do the stupid show just to make a. little bread. You know, it's not easy to. keep my guppies fed. Bill's up to here.

and I'm getting really stressed. I'm. almost out of vodka. My car get. repossessed. I come on the stream and I. beg for some dough. You say you can't. afford it. Your money's kind of low. Come on, man. I ain't going for that. I. just ain't going for that, human. You got what I need. [Music]. So, hit that super chat. Click it just like that. Oh, human. You.

You got what I need. I need a super chat. Click that. CD says you had a Cicada 3301 solver in. your chat at Griffcast IRL and he knows. the other solvers. I don't know if that. could be proved, but that's interesting. And a a couple of solvers reached out to. me. during the premiere,

but I needed to hear from you a week. earlier because the episode's done. That's, you know, it's not like we're. going to do a follow-up on it, but if uh. if you want to have them email me, that. that would be cool. Maybe it's something. that we could do on the podcast. We do. have a podcast coming up, don't we? Yes, we do. Which um I'm assuming that you. know this already, but there if you want. to take the Y files on the road. I don't. know why you do that, but if you want. to, you can go to Spotify, Apple. podcasts,

Google, all of them, Audible, uh, the. Wi-Fi operation podcast is on there and. has been on there for over a year. If. you're on Spotify, the videos there, too. Um, with no ads, although I think. Spotify puts ads in the I don't know if. Spotify put ads in the videos. I don't know. Anyway, it's up there. And. in a few weeks, we're going to start. doing long form on the podcast and that. and that's where we would do things like. we have cicada 3301 solvers. I'll follow.

up with those folks and we can just do a. deeper dive into the topics. Jon Snow says, "Nice beaver." I think. that was from a few weeks ago, but thank. you, John. I just had it stuffed. Anthony Magcguire, hey, did you guys. take the vaccines by chance? Just keep. moving forward. Don't talk. One thing all fish know is. the only way to not get caught is to. keep your mouth shut. Spiral mind. Uh, excellent show. Hints.

message. Oh, I got you already, Spyro. Mind. Appreciate the support. I gave you. your hint. There's blooper 416. Funny. hearing rush. This episode reminded me. of the Ready Player One book. Not the. movie. The book movie. Not the movie. Movie sucked. Agreed, Bopper. The book. was fun, but um, wasn't a big fan of the. movie. That's Ernie Klein, right? Didn't he. Doesn't he have something else? Did he. have a follow-up to Ready Player One? My sci-fi nerds will know. I thought it.

was a second movie, a sequel, Ready. Player 2. That's the good stuff. Bubba Seeds. Hey, new sub here. Here. Would you like to. meet close friend of Carl S. Standing on. the shoulders or giants? I still look up. to the stars. Talk about Carl Sean. Welcome, Bubba. Seeds. Glad to have you aboard. There's Jonathan Hart. I love. Hecklefish. The show would not be. complete without him.

This human right here, this human gets. it. Everyone's got their opinions. Uh T for 20 Canadian fine work. AJ team. love to see an episode about Eric J. Hecker and his claims that there are. direct energy weapons located at the. South Pole station. We put Eric Hecker. on the list, right? He's the guy in. Antarctica who's down there and he's got. all kinds of stuff to talk about. Striders. Striders. That's that might have been.

Gino's first story hour. Kevin Christopher Sullivan, I just want. to tell you that while this donation is. because I want to support the channel, it would be worth the money just to tell. you those glasses of frigin rad. Thanks, Kevin. You got pretty good specs on. yourself there. J2J 50 bucks. I'm a goldfish.

in a steel. I swim. I wanted. I wanted a tip. I wanted. I wanted a tip. Always good show. Here's a tip for heck. things are. Well, he gave you a little. uh Bon Joy. That was Bon Joy, right? Say. that one.

All right, Jenny, do you mind if I. All righty. Here we go. All right. Um, he read this one, right? Always a good show. Here's a tip for. Hecklefish because he sings Rush. Elijah Debalzac for $9.99. A few shekeles for Lord Hecklefish. A. great episode as always. That being. said, what are the odds of a tinfoil.

Santa hat in time for the season? Um, we're working on quite a few new merch. items that are very fun that we don't. have yet. And there are a couple of. Christmas themed items. So, we'll have. all of the designs for that nailed down. in the next couple weeks and then maybe. we can share some stuff. In the. meantime, we got plenty of merch that's. up that's really good merch that you get.

at the store. We all have them on today. These are. really good ones. I really love these. ones. Emily Pardington for 1999. Thank you, Emily. I like your Boy George cosplay. Can Hecklefish come to Rhode Island. ComicCon with me? I have a great table. for his bowl and an extra seat for. Gertie. That's very nice of you. Uh he. is a kermagin and he doesn't like to go. out in public. So uh I'll let him know.

but. he's hard to get to go anywhere that he. doesn't want to go. So but we'll see. We'll see what we can do. Emily. Unchained America for $10. I know you. weren't an alien guy, but you are. I. mean Gino are familiar with the Aurora, Texas UFO incident back in 1896. Gina, you're on mute. [Music].

You're muted. My earphones uh died on. us, so it muted me. Uh yeah, I I've uh. heard that story. Um I maybe I can do. that for um Gino story hour. All right. All right, we want to talk. want to talk a little bit about um MH370. is the Malaysia Airlines flight that. disappeared March of 2014. No one knows. what happened. Now, wreckage has turned.

up, but also some some videos have. turned up. I want to start with one that we can. easily see. Let's try that.

So you could see things swirling right. around it. Yep. Once it gets over, you. can see that there are three craft. swirling around it.

So it's two images because the um. the photography this might be satellite. [Music]. It's. this is a stereo image. So it's a 3D. image. And you see it disappear.

I'm actually gonna I'm gonna throw this. in the Oculus later and see. I can see anything see how it looks. Yeah, that's. portal. and gone.

about four frames and then gone. Right. This is This is the. This is the You know, you could just. mute the notifications for a minute if. you want to. All right. So this is this is um thermal. imaging.

synced up. And you can see that we're. getting a thermal signature. from whatever those things are. And look, it to me at first I I thought. it, you know, this can't be real.

But if this is hoax, it's, you know, it's pretty intricate. It's pretty. detailed. You know, the satellite. imagery has the correct. um. identification on it. And I've got some more of that that's. stabilized. And then you saw the the. portal appear there which which which. gave off a bit of a signature but not. not much of one. You saw.

Can I ask a question though? Yeah. Where did they get the thermal. imaging? How was there just happened to. be a camera? There's not this these. images are from satellite and from a. drone. But why was there a drone? Because because in the United States has. drones all over the place. I just happen. to be watching this random plane that. just disappeared. Yeah, they're all over. the place. So, this is the um this is.

the pattern. Someone someone made the um. trace the pattern of the craft and it. and it makes this this kind of perfect. geometry. of the whatever those three ships are. So, one of the theories that I heard. with this is if it was blipped out of. existence, then how did they find stuff? So, right, uh, but typic, uh, often when. people are abducted, they're brought.

back. Of course, that's how we find out. So, it's possible. The theory is that. they were blipped out of existence, they. came back, and all of a sudden they're. back and flying and crashed. could be because there definitely is. wreckage. This is the image of the the. frame where it it's near the portal and. what some people are saying is that the. plane actually gets tugged back into the. portal. I don't know if I can't really see it. from there, but that's that's reading.

about about that particular image. Uh, we watched that one. I'm going to. come back to that. There's still frames of the objects and. then the portal. Heat signature of the. portal.

Here's the. stabilized. [Music]. So, they're giving off a heat signature, just not much of one.

And people have noted that in the uh you. see that the clouds illuminate. when that when that flashes.

All right. This is more from the drone.

So that's one of the orbs.

Maker of madness. A Q4 drone can track. something the size of a soccer ball up. to 300 miles away. That's true. Let's see. Why did I pull this one from. YouTubes? Have they found any skeletal remains of.

anyone from the plane? Not that I'm. aware of. No human remains. Pieces of. the fuselage wing in Madagascar. Bunch. of stuff washed up in Madagascar. Shalom Ron. Za thinks it's swamp gas.

Okay, we saw that one. Johnny, is the motion blur consistent? From what I can tell, it is, but you. really would need to analyze it. But the blur on the orb seems consistent.

to me. If you know, the fakest thing to me is. the portal. Doesn't look that real to me. But you. know, I don't know what an alien portal. looks like of thermal imaging. I don't. have that information in my brain. Golden Maragold will color the orbs. I. couldn't really tell from any of the. images. what color they were. I think this one. gives us our best look. You know, it's. hard to tell.

I believe this is black and white.

I don't know. That's what's floating around. Sir Monk Knight, who are the passengers. on the flight? Then you'll know why and. what. Yep, there's some theories going. around about that.

The clouds look static like a still. image, says Dave. Matthew Allen. The clouds are not. moving. People have pointed that out. But I mean, if the plane is moving at. six or 700 miles an hour, we're seeing. it super slow-mo. We're seeing two. seconds, 3 seconds of footage. We're. just seeing it slowed down. How much are. going to clouds clouds going to change. in two or 3 seconds?

Username wants the black box. Me too, man. 100 AI computer scientists on their way. to China were on that plane. Government cover up. Brash Frank, obviously weather balloons. Why didn't the clouds disperse when the. portal opened? Who can answer that? Sher, who can answer that? Sheras, sheras, who can answer that? What is the. portal? What what does it even do?

Where does it go? All right. Well, I'm going to I'll keep. an eye on it. Maybe we'll have more as. as things happen. But we're 2 hours 27 minutes in. I want. to get some super chats done for you. Before we let you go, how does that. sound? And Jen gives a thumbs up. And you guys. want to go take a break, right? Yes, she.

does. She has to pee. There is Unchained America for 10. I. know you are an alien guy, but you I. mean Gino are familiar with the Aurora. Texas UFO incident 1896. I'm not. familiar with that one. Here's Mystery. Airships. A good Y files cover as well. I will write that one down. Aurora, Texas. Yep. Correct. April 17th, 1897, a UFO crash.

near a farm near Aurora, Texas. similar. to the more famous Roswell UFO incident. 50 years later. And there's a news article about it. Didn't expect that. About 6:00 this morning, the early. risers of Aurora were astonished at the. sudden appearance of the airship which. has been sailing through the country. So this is this is before planes.

It was traveling due north and much. nearer the Earth than ever before. Evidently, some of the machinery was out. of order for it was making a speed of. only 10 or 12 miles an hour and. gradually settling toward the Earth. The pilot of the ship pilot of the ship. is supposed to be only one on board. while his remains are badly disfigured. Enough of the original has been picked. up to show that he was not an inhabitant. of this world, says the newspaper.

Mr. TJ Williams, the United States. signal service officer at this place and. an authority on astronomy, gives it as. as his opinion that he was a native of. the planet Mars. Well, that probably not. Mars, but that was the thing. Then. papers found on this person evidently. the record of his travels are written in. some unknown hieroglyphics and cannot be. deciphered. alien would have papers. like his business papers. You would. think it would be he'd have a at least.

he'd have an iPad, you know, or. something. Running l cars. Cheapest big. spenders back. I found the message. Money python and the holy grail. We are. trying to be oppressed and we have to. fight back and find the holy grail and. spam. I like the way you think, cheapest. There is Justin Watkins. When the aliens. do get here, we're going to have to try. and explain why we have hundreds of. movies and games based on killing them. Awkward. I hadn't thought of that.

You know, why don't the aliens talk to. us? Because we've been killing them in. our in our free time for 50 years. That is a good point. Peter Christian, thank you for the 50. No comment, no. question, just just 50 bucks. I. appreciate it. Bloodnut 500. [Music]. I'm so tired. I'm a human.

We've been together too long. I should have my own show. The says I am wrong. So while he lay there, I had my laptop in bed. So I logged into Reddit. There was a message that read. Do you want to be on YouTube? Do you like to entertain?

Come and be my co-host. You only need half a brain. If you like aliens and pyramids, conspiracies catch you high, then you're. the co-host I'm looking for. Message me at the fly. Bloodnut $500. Thank you so much for. that. That keeps us going. Chaz yelling.

lars. Chaz knows what's up. R. Rogers 500 is. amazing, isn't it? That's an amazing. donation. Big donation of the night. Terry B fan. Love the backup dancers. The other Labowski, the millionaire. slippers still need to talk. I agree. I. agree. I don't know if I'm going to win. that battle though. I pick my battles. Sam Maggie too. YouTubers on the end of.

the world coming end of the world coming. earth cycles or sun cycles. Adapt 2030. Suspicious observers. Are you a believer. in any of this? Keeps me up. Um I'm. suspicious observers I watch. I believe some of it I you know channels. like those I think are very um they'll. keep you up. They're they're scary. So I. would I consider it you know more on the. fear porn side rather than scientific. But they do make a lot of good points.

and I you know I refer to their content. when I'm talking about the Carrington. event or or other disasters. So yeah, Suspicious Observers I watch but not for. long stretches because it's it's dark. and you you don't leave that channel. feeling happy. You know, when you leave. the Y files, I want you to be in a good. mood even if the topics are dark. But. you know, that's what I do here. Other. channels, they just want you to be. terrified. That's cool. That's how they.

make their living. Ron Clotser is back. so Gino can get a pre-roll for his. halfhour story hour. There he goes. He's. one step ahead of you. Kelson Kilson. Seltzen. When is the Antarctic episode. planned? I need to warn my dad who's. with the US Antarctic program for 30. years. Rathon Lockheed, your dad knows what happened. He knows. what he he's in the secret club. That. episode is happening. I don't know. exactly when. Um, Jen and Victoria will.

they they know. We'll ask them in a. minute. Brian, since Sir Bo, thank you. for the 20 super early alarm in the. morning. So, off to bed. Good night, Brian. I wanted to drop a few shackles. in the pot for Lord Hecklefish. Could. these cats and anonymous wipe out. student debt already? I don't know if they could wipe it out, man. There's Zed the super fan. Francis for. 10. Why fam? I thought Cicada was a. Latino singer, but I'm dumb. Good sauce episode.

request. Can you please ask Hecklefish. to say the f word again soon? Also, did. you make Victoria tell her secret before. you hired her? What secret? What's he talking about? What secret? There's the secret. You'll you'll ne. you'll never know because because she. was on mute, but if anyone can lipre, tell me what the secret is. Put it in. the chat. Z says, "You look like Charlie Sheen.". Well, you look like Charlie Sheen. What.

do you think of that, Z? Harmon, uh, asking, "What kind of work. did I do?" I did all kinds of stuff, Harmon. You look at my resume, it doesn't make. any sense. So, I've worked in tech, I've worked in. media, and often at the same time. Chef uh, Chef C, love your stuff, brother. Using binaural beats and. hemisync techniques, I asked them two. burning existential questions I had. about myself in the world. The kicker, they answered and that's it. That's.

that's his whole comment. He didn't tell. us what they said. I can't get Hemisync. to work. That's um if you saw that episode, that's playing two different frequencies. in your brain and then the the. frequencies cancel each other out and. whatever the delta is between the. frequencies which you typically can't. hear, you can then hear. Your brain can. then translate, which sounds wacky to. me, but uh scientifically it works.

Jack Trader AJ's in the CIA. Haha, just. kidding. Five o'clock shadow. How many lies did. you tell your wife? Uh, I haven't lied. to Jen all that much, but uh, but the. other ones, quite a few lies. Tim Jet. for 20. Got to get a dancing AJ for. Christmas. No, you don't need my stupid. face on anything, but we'll keep doing. hecklefish stuff.

There is Jordan for five Canadian. Hardcore skeptic, sciency, non-conspiracy, non-spiritual guy. But. aliens and UFOs are my guilty pleasure. that I always want to believe in. I hear. you, Jordan. I'm kind of the same way. I. consider myself I don't know if I'm a. hardcore skeptic. You know, I want to. believe. I don't believe, but I want to. believe. Couch couch and says the Lord is real. I. respect that. I don't know if you're. right, but I respect it. Kevin Cole for. five. Love the videos. First time I have.

donated. Appreciate that, Kevin. And thanks to everyone who's dropped. some uh super chats in the bowl tonight. It really helps the channel. I mean, it. really helps keep us going. I mean, this one ain't cheap. This kid right. here, this one is I I I got her for half. price. That sounds rude. Sounds rude, but. you you get you get all of mine, too,

don't you? Yeah. I get some perks. She gets perks if you know what I'm. talking about. Sam Saminski, so excited to catch my first love after. files and after a puzzle episode. Thanks. for the fun brain teasers each week. You're welcome, Sam. I hope you solve. that one. Blake wants a bobblehead. AJ, we have a YouTube coming soon. We have a. YouTube. You have a picture of the.

YouTubes handy. I do. Hang on. All right, you get that. I'll you get. that. Let me know when you get it. Okay. Well, here is the bringer of moistness, aka lover of bean. Just want to say good evening to the. goddesses, aka the wife's ladies, Jen, Gino, Victoria, and Gertie. Keeping us all in.

a line. Blessings to you all. That's nice. Thank you. Bringer of. moistness. It's a little strange. Jason Hartley, y'all need to do one on. the Popel Lick Monster in Louisville, Kentucky. The Popelick Monster. And Jason, you. heard me. You heard me pronounce. Louisville correctly, right? Shout out.

Okay, there's the there's the YouTubes. that are coming soon. So, that's. my stupid face with the orange glasses. holding hecklefish in the bowl with his. tin foil hat. Yes. And you seem very excited to have those. I'm very excited to have them. And we're. also getting a life-size one for the. studio.

A life-size one. It's actually even a. little bit. It's six feet tall, so it's. a little bigger than life size. Oh, well, sometimes dreams do come true. There is Juicebox 20. Speaking about UFO. UAP encounters, when I was deployed. overseas some years back, I had a buddy. take some photos of wild horses for his. wife. He snapped an interesting picture. of one. It was pretty eerie. Made us. think though. Well, email that juice.

We'll check that out. We'll show that on. the next uh episode. Matthew Graham, y'all need to look up. the MH370 and UAP videos. Matthew, I just did 20 minutes on those, man. Kate McFarland think that thinks that's. a cute YouTub. But what does she know? Dogfaced Pepe. soldier. It was the Phantom Time episode. that got me on W Files. More historical. mysteries, please. You got a dog face. I. like those, too. Phantom time episode.

That was a fun one. Um, if you haven't. seen that one, that is the theory that a. few hundred years are missing from. history because of a conspiracy between. the pope and an emperor uh back during. the year 1000. So, right, we think we're. in the year whatever it is 20ome, but. it's really it's really like the year. 1760. That's the real year. So, that's an that's an an early wile. episode. There's mandible. What if.

Cicada 3301 was an alien or AI entity. seeking to find members of the human. race capable of proving our readiness. and cognitive transcendence? That's would be a good plot for a for. for a movie. Mandible, I like the way you think. Dave 3D guy says of the YouTubes, "Looks. like more gray in AJ's hair in that. avatar than in reality. It depends on. how far away I am from the die job. Actually,

the the lighting in here is somewhat. somewhat flattering. It's It's actually. grayer than that. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Vincent. Vincent RS there. Go easy on Jen and. Vic. Definitely the highlights of the. show. Just kidding. Ecklefishes love the. show. Thanks. Victoria's think is the. highlight of the show.

There she is telling us her secret. again. There is dude piston 88. Dude, thank you human. You made my. dorsal fin tingle. What do you think of. all the UFO news going around now? It's. suspicious to me that it's suddenly. going around now, but I mean Grush has. come forward. Um, I'm not sure I believe him, but I. want to believe him. We'll just have to.

keep following. I know I know Senator. Gillibrand was talking about this just. the other day at an event, which I don't. even know if she knew a camera was. rolling. She felt like a lot of what. pilots were seeing were drones or. aircraft, but she did say there was. stuff that people didn't understand. She. hasn't seen the evidence yet, but she. says she expects to. We will see. Eric, $300.

That's me on the YouTube. begging you for money. I need to buy a little more booze. and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I need. [Music].

love the episode. Some of my favorite. video games involve puzzle solving, etc. Like Tomb Raider, Uncharted, etc. Another good tip in the tilla, fill the. fridges and pantries of the new office. All the diet coke Jen wants. Yay. Thank you, Eric. You got a big yay. from the skinny wendigo arms. Dude Piston, thanks again for the.

support. Eric Bishop, very consistent. supporter of the channel. Troy Crumbley. says, "Michael Tripe.". Matt checkle for the heckle. Javier Fernandez says Coke Zero is good. The answer is no. Oh, pardon me. That's Do I watch the. After Files live stream or do I punch. myself in the face? Tough decision. Okay, Papto Ham,

why don't you talk about the heavy. conspiracy theories like HIV being. created to kill African-Americans and. gays or 9/11 and inside job? By the way, duck Alex Jones. Um, Alex. Jones talked about those things. How did. that work out for him? He platformed everywhere and a lawsuit. of what a billion dollars something like. that. Yeah. They even wanted to take his. cat. So. Papto. So that's the main reason I don't.

cover those is because you you can't. cover those on mainstream platforms and. places like Rumble. You can get away. with a lot of it, but definitely not. here. Um but there are also some that I. wouldn't like the HIV story that's been. around for a long time. I know it's a. conspiracy, but I wouldn't cover that. because you know that I just I wouldn't. cover that one. 911 inside job is. interesting to me. There's some stuff. that's weird about that. But these are things that I will talk. about on the podcast. Um not going to.

not going to talk about gays and HIV. That's not that I'm not going to do. that. But uh but 911 we'll talk about, right, Jenny? I don't have to talk about. the HIV stuff, do I? No. I mean, it's a. lot of people dying really in a hard. way. Yes. You know, and HIV has touched. a lot of family members, including mine. It's hard. It's hard to watch. So, you can get that content other places, right? So, and but the podcast will.

cover that stuff, but I still I'm going. to do the best I can to try and keep it. keep it positive, you know, keep it fun if I can. So, uh, a fine Fafnir says that is the. correct path. I agree. Yes. Um, so I'll try to keep the podcast fun. and I don't know how to get, you know, and there's that and there's that old. adage in show business that uh you can't.

make AIDS fun. Uh Dave Hopter for 20 3301 is the number. of cicas I fished out of my pool this. summer. It should be the Alabama state. bird. Yeah, that this is a cicada year. We have them, too. I like the way they sound, but they are. everywhere. All right, we're 246 coming up at three. hours. I mean, we only want to do a. three-hour show tonight, right? I've.

still got a plenty of super chats to get. to. Should we just do three hours or. three hours? Keep going. You can do it. You can get through. I mean, I could do it, but. I mean, look, Jen's done. I have a I have a migraine. Stick a fork in her. Stick a fork in. We'll start with a fork. Casey Eron for.

five. Love the Wi-Fi files in tonight's. episode. Uh, more moon eps and what are. the chances of a Halloween moon shirt? Please take my money. Keep the great. work. Hang on. They're getting upset down. there. What? What's the issue? What? It's the Patreon store. Oh, but I don't think we were doing the. shirt yet when we did Hollow Moon. We. were We weren't We did Hollow Earth, but. Oh, could be a good shirt, though. Hol.

shirt. All right. I don't I don't think. we have an Adam and Eve shirt either, which is I think our biggest video. Adam and Eve. And they're pushing Adam. and Eve again right now. because I keep an eye on the stats. And. um I noticed that views are views are. soft lately, last week or two, which is that's going. to happen. But subs are up.

Yes. So, so that's telling me that uh. that YouTube is is promoting the channel. to new people, which is nice. Um, Simulation Theory is the one they're. pushing right now. And, uh, and Adam and. Eve behind that. And then just behind. that, I'll give Jen one guess what what. what they want to know about. Mel's. hole. Mel's hole. Everyone wants to look. inside Mel's hole. That's what's going. robot robot says woof woof. Yes. Yes. We.

uh we heard that the synthetic nature. says flaccid views. Yeah. That you don't. want your views to be flaccid. No. ALR says Mel's hole is awesome and. warm. It's also dark and very moist. It's very. humid. A lot of moisture in Mel's hole.

All right, Casey. I think we I think we. might come up with that shirt cuz I. would wear that one, too. I have been. moonpilled. Rocket sauce. The W files are my. favorite files. Keep in mind, I watched. every episode of the X-Files in real. time every week. Keep up the good work. It takes a team to build a channel just. like that other thing. It certainly. does. Thanks for the support, Rocket. Sauce. John Ortiz, thanks for the great. content. Are you familiar with the AAIC.

record? It's incredibly interesting. I. am, and I don't know if that's on the. list, but it will be. cuz that's uh that's good religious. content that I like to I like to do. those stories. Alexis Omnis Omnis Omnis. for 10 pound. Hi. Have you heard of the. Polaroid Ghost Rider? You would love it. I haven't heard of that. Polaroid Ghost Rider,

Polaroid Phantom. I covered on on NPR, so you know it's. got to be true. Uh the first uh John. Hucker, I got a hidden camera for. Christmas. Remember sensing something. I. looked up and the bathroom door opened. in front of me. It seemed so. demonstrative. So I got up, was nervous. I took another picture. That's when I. got the first photograph of this. experience. They're Polaroid. So, you basically sit. and watch them develop. As it was. developing, I just saw this almost the. stereotypical version of a ghost. It.

looks so, you know, the eyes. Well, is. there a picture of it? No, it can't be that, right? It's not that. There's a lot of ghost polaroids. Polaroids. There's uh that could be a. fun episode. I'm I'm kind of ghosts out ghosted out. for now. Although I I think I think we got spook.

lights coming up, don't we? We have spook lights. We do. All right. Are you Are you enjoying a nicotine? Oh, you got a song in your head. You do. And. I don't know what it is. I started. dancing to it and then as soon as you. asked me I was like I don't remember. what it is that I was dancing to. All. right. Well, let's let's let's give you. a song then. St. Peter 200 Canadian.

lao. Fish really need some money. I need to. buy some stuff. Fish really need some. money. YouTube don't pay enough. Fish. really needs some money. So click the. super chat. [Music]. Is that Eric Roberts in the video? Eric. Roberts is in the video. Mass Mickelson. is in the video. It's like a mo It's.

like a mini movie. It's long. It's a. good one. It's a good one. And but you. have to listen to that but you have to. listen to that song while you watch, right? Look, there's a downside to everything. It's It can't all be jam. Uh, thanks for that, Staint Peter. One. of my favorite saints. TC Rich, my. six-year-old daughter loves cryptids. The Moth Man episode is her favorite. She asked me to drop a comment in.

support of Chupacabra/Vampires. I don't want to do Cryptids, TC, but for. your daughter, we we'll definitely do. it. We We'll do a Chupacabra and we will. dedicate that episode to her. So tell her hi from the Y files and. appreciate the support. CJ7, I didn't. solve the puzzle, but the answer better. be drink more Ovaltine. It is not, but uh I wish I would have. thought of that earlier. You'll shoot. your eye out. John Manino Caesar Cipher, my radio name in college. Love the.

episode. This is my wheelhouse. Love. these internet puzzles and anything. involving cryptography, steganography, oen puzzles, etc. Great episode. Thank. you. All right, John. I'm going to be. looking for your solution to the puzzle. in tonight's episode. Uh the hint is it's in the final. chapter. Simon Federon for 5B would love. for someone to recreate the Cicada. codereing journey for those that have. started in the field since. Is this. possible? Um I don't I don't know. You know, we we.

toyed with the idea of doing an ARG of. some kind to do with something to do. with the channel. I would still like to. do it when we have some time. and you know maybe maybe we can just. steal some of their puzzles, get a. little head start. Jimmy Reigns, what. when does the Wii Y files after files go. on tour? Jeez, I mean Jimmy sounds like. my agent.

We're gonna get books and movies and. tours and you're gonna billboards and. the name is gonna be lights. You know, we're we're working on some. live stuff, but that probably won't be. until next year. Probably not till next. year. The if I had to guess, the first. live show will probably be at the. drive-in, and we'll and we'll live. stream it as well. So, we'll have. everybody there in person. We'll watch. an episode on the drive-in screen.

We'll do the after files uh on the on. the screen and maybe we'll we'll live. stream it as well. Be fun. And Jen, you're invited if you'd like to come. Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. You're welcome. There is uh Oh, Simon Fedron's back. Would love for someone to recreate this. Oh, you're back because I just read it. But I appreciate the support, Simon. There's thing. I think that's your first.

super chat, right? Ching, baby. My daughter loves hecklefish. Well, you. should get her three or four of these. What I say. What topic would you most. like to cover, but can't because of the. YouTube restrictions? I guess 911 would be a good one, but. that's only because it's in my head. Um, Lake City quiet pills I would cover. because it's a good mystery.

We'll probably do that on the podcast. So, those thing, but if you have any. suggestions and email me or drop them in. the tips line for sure, there is DDD the. dumpster driving dumpster diving dragon. for 580. The best back scratcher as a $1. store toilet scrubber brush I've ever. used. never breaks. Shapes to get shapes. to get to the hand. Get to the hard to. get to two for Gertie.

We have to remember that toilet brush to. scrub on Gertie's hump. Okay. I do I do. have a hump scrubber in there. I will I. will uh go look for it. Well, Melissa's very excited. She is. tracking her hecklefish plushy. He's on. He's in route. I will be a strict but. fair lord of these lands and my surfs. will come to idolize me. He is in route.

My sister got her notification that hers. is on the way. When? So, she got the. notification when? Well, I think. Monday or Tuesday was when they shipped. How long are they taking to get there? Uh, well, they're coming. overseas, so I'm not sure. Hopefully, it shouldn't take too. terribly long. Um, and I think that they.

did the first 7,000. So, 7,000, I think. So, chance maybe. Um, I think I solved the. puzzle. Waiting on confirmation. I don't think so. I don't think you got. it. Um, Hogs and Lisa, the the. Hecklefish plushy is $29.95. or $30.

and you can get it on shop. Hector Rosa wants to know if you if did. you use union labor for your. merchandise? There you go. There's your answer. Uh Gracius grac Gracious Gracius uh was. great to attend my first premiere. Is. the antithetherra mech machine on your.

list? Is always love the content. It's. on the list as part of a of an out of. out of time objects kind of episode. It's on there. I thought maybe it's been. covered too much, but people have asked. for it, so we'll do it. We will do it because America, dude, you'd make a killer. Gordon Freeman. Who's Gordon Freeman? I don't know. It made my face make a. confused look. Oh, from Halflife.

Okay. Uh, the wife doesn't like it. But no, I. just don't know it. It'd be fine. It'd. be fine. Mr. Ikeley's back. The still alive. portal song was our cake cutting song at. our wedding. You guys are awesome. Aperture Science.

Yeah, that's on my playlist. That's a. good one. Not sure. 100 bucks. You like this show? Send me some dough. You can super chat. I hope you know about that. There is one thing that I am sure of.

You got to tip me some more. human. Won't you tip me with some money? Fishy. fishy. fishy. Don't you know you got to tip the fishy? Hey, tip the fishy. Tip the fishy tonight. The crew keeps. coming up with Slevel material every. week. Thank you all for being amazingly.

talented people. Clearly a Gino Story Hour fan. I can. tell by by his tone. Thanks. Support. What's that a picture. of there? What's his avatar? Uh Mcloven, I think. Oh, is that Mcloven? No, it's not. It looks like Oh, maybe. it's his head on Mclovin. It looks like Luke Wilson. Someone pass. me an umbrella, please. It's rainy crazy.

in here. It's too small. I I can't see. I thought it was Mcloven's uh driver's. license. People are saying idiocracy. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Boy, that that that movie came. true, huh? Joe Noel. Hey, I just want to. say keep keep it up with the great. videos. My wife Jess and I look forward. to this every Thursday. You guys rock. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Mrs. Noel. No, no, no. This is Ed. Glad you guys are out.

there. Appreciate the support. Fine. Fafner says it's a great movie. ALR loves Gino. Uh GPRS would like to. understand the Van Allen belts. How How. does anyone get through the Van Allen. belts? There you go. Rolo Idiocracy is a documentary at this. point.

Slick Rick wants to know when is the. episode on the back side of the moon. coming. Uh, it's on the list. It's on the list and. it's coming soon. It's coming soon. So, what do we got. next week? Is next week spook next week. is Lamoria. What's after that? Knight's Templar. Oh, Nights Templar. Yes. Okay. And then.

after that, Spook Lights. Spook Lights. is after that. Spook Lights. Yes. Um, Forune Games wants to know if you. can explain the Van Halen belt. Uh, it's the same as the Van Allen belt. It's just got more hair. There you go. She's got more hair. There's your. answer. Mrs. science crews controlling electric. universe theory. It's all about the e. the ether and ether and open- source.

data f for no cap. Uh yeah, I like that. story, Cruz. That's on the list, right? That one is actually on the list, right? That's Yes, it is. It is. Van Halen belt is just like the Van. Halen belt, but it has more hair. Yes. There's Alb doing stuff. Fear the crab. cat. I like the way this human thinks.

Envoy missed my first premiere in a long. time due to a boozy work function. Just. catching up now. Keep up the great work. W Files team, but thanks for stumbling. home into the into the premiere. And. boy, hope you're not too hung over in the. morning. Darren Bennett, awesome. episode. Fatima, my wife and I are. excited for the true crime channel. Our. son Joe Dave loves the wiles. Hello from. Cebu, Philippines. Jen is also for the. true crime channel. Aren't you? Oh, I. am.

Yes, she is. 589. I love all the videos and the work. y'all put into them, especially all the. research done for each episode. Keep up. all the hard work and thank you for the. amazing content. You're very welcome. All right. Anonymous says he solved the. puzzle. and emailed me about it. Uh, I don't think so.

Hang on. Let's check over here. No, I do not believe you have solved it. Anonymous. I live in your walls. AJ, were you the. one laring as 331 a week ago on the. Xboard? Someone asked me that earlier. Uh, no, I don't hang out on Xboard. Like, I never do, but I but if there are.

highlights or there's a cool thread, I'll go and read that or I'll just, you. know, I'll read the the screen caps of. it, but I don't read the export. I I. really don't follow UFO and paranormal. content. You know, this is this is like, you know, this is my my job. So I don't follow that stuff. Paul's back for 20. Every few minutes we. someone making their first ever super.

chat. I've never seen that type of. engagement before. Truly special stuff. here. I agree, Paul. I've never seen. that either. I didn't know if maybe the. notifications were new. I'm scrolling. through the chat now. Celebrate the first super chat from Reed. Cooch. Read Coke. read Coke 41. Yeah, I've never seen those before. Maybe they just weren't that many of. them. So, it's nice to see new people. super chatting and I really appreciate. it. And um and of course there's a lot.

of consistent folks super chatting week. after week like Paul and others. We. couldn't do this without them. Eric. Stit. [Music]. Jen knows what you mean. Hector Rosa, a. haiku. Panda of the space. Annoying. English accent. Free the space panda. Nicely done. I think that's a haiku. There's Paul for.

10. Fun fact, eight megalodon bits add. up to one megalodon bite. [Laughter]. Ow, my spleen. Oh, you're going to. rupture my spleen. There we go. Nothing like a little. hexadimal comedy to keep the show. moving. Zorban for 10. Don't mind me. Just putting the tip in. Hey, every. little bit helps, man. $10 is a nice. tip. I appreciate it.

I'm just reading the chat. Uh, Victoria thinks that's a good nights. of knee impression. Thank you. I've been. watching that movie for 30 or 40 years. I mean, Jen and I haven't watched it in. a while, but that that's that is one we. we go back to from time to time. I It holds up every time. The only issue. we have is it's just the movie and Jen. and I all doing the movie simultaneously. is how that is. Is that fair to say?

Yes. Yes. It's a whole reenactment every time you. watch it. Now pass. heretic Empire Productions for 20. Canadian. Hi AJ, huge fan of the show. Can I get a shout out for my snowboard. crew? Homebrew. Homebrew.crew. Sure you can. Homebrew.crew. That's everybody. That's the official um. snowboard crew channel of the W files.

right there. Homebrew.crew. crew. Oh, it's a YouTube channel. All right, everyone, go to homebrew.crew. That's. the official homebrew snowboard crew uh. channel of the web house. Pause back. Hey, Gino. In terms of. knocking at your back door, a fun fact. is sharks have two penises, one on each. side of their body. So, double your. pleasure, double your fun. Eggplant.

Eggplant. Well, I'm not sure if you have. experience with that or you're taking. that from a book, but either way, um, whatever your kink is, I'm I'm I'm. fine with it. All right. No kink shaming happening to. here on the after files, that's for. sure. Paul's got a followup. Best story hour. yet. All right, there you go. Big reactions. from Gino. And if you knew him, you know.

those are those are bigger those that's. a lot of emotion from Gino. It is. It's. normally. Gino. You just won the lottery. Cool. Cool. There's Katie. Thanks for another great. show. Love to Jen, Ktori, me, and Gino. And as always, heckleish for president. Finally, a human who gets it. Thank you, Kia. There she goes.

And now, do you have the hiccups on top. of the migraine? No. Now, I'm going to do an impression of. your hiccup, and you tell me how. accurate it is. It's pretty close. Picture. a sick pterodactyl. A sick pterodactyl. Yeah. With streptocous in its mouth. She just likes the word strep to caucus. for some reason. There's Heather. Hi, we.

adore you guys on your work. We're about. to list our house and start a new. adventure. Hoping for the best. We'll. miss lives once we start the move the. live show. But I'll watch after files. while I work. Well, good luck with your. move, Heather. There is brash for 10. Okay, I guess I. didn't send message before. Longtime. viewer, first time live stream though I. have watched them all. Viewer since 1. mill and consumed all the videos in a.

couple of days. Keep up the good fight. Thanks Brash. Caesar V sounds like screaming goats. Matthew Allen thinks that's a camel. call. Scorpan the the dakus part. TV Neverland streptoakus is something. Mayan. It's not a Mayan word. Jennifer Lyn. Yikes. Those sound like. brutal hiccups. I'm sorry. Um, according.

to to Jennifer, they're painful, but funny, but just very very funny. Cruise control for 10. I mean, that's. that's my perfect princess right there. Electricity is the engine behind a long. list of natural and astrophysical. spectacles. See, electric universe is. the dive you want. See, that's the um.

hang on. We may have a winner on the. puzzle. Um that's that's the the the simulation. theory working because we haven't talked. about electric universe theory pro I. don't think ever on the the after files, at least not in a long time. And here it. is coming up twice in span of two. minutes. Uh, Katon Bench sending an. email. Um, thinks that he solved the. puzzle, but nope, you didn't get it. Let's check the email over here. Nope.

No one yet. Still only two winners. Oh, pardon me. It's Hey, kids at home, if. you want to learn how to do a. professional live stream, watch. something else. Yeah. So, so far only two um two people. got the puzzle. Two Patreon members. Have I mentioned Patreon? It's a great. way to support the channel by the way. For as little as three bucks a month, you support us. You keep it going. You. keep Victoria in the lifestyle to which. she's become accustomed. That's very.

important. You get to see the videos. early. You get access um special access. on the Discord, plus two extra live. streams a week. as if you wanted more of. this. But if you do, the live streams on. Discord are for Patreon members and. there's not 13,000 of us. There's just a. few of us. Everybody's cameras on. It's. a lot of fun and it's only a few bucks. A great way to support the channel. So, please do consider Patreon membership. You get also get early access to things. like this. The moon landing was fake.

Moonlanding might have been fake. Garrett Horsch is there. Uh, Massachusetts police UFO sighting from. 2000 Lebanon, Illinois over many other. towns. We have the real dispatch audio. from these officers reporting to each. other. I haven't heard that one, Garrett, but if there's dispatch audio, we definitely would check that out. Um, oh, mass police mass police sighting. 2000 Lebanon, Illinois.

UFO. Multiple UFO sightings. Listen. to police dispatch from UFO sightings. In 2000, there's a group of sightings of. strange objects over the USA that. resulted in police chases and 911 calls. I'm looking for the audio and I'm not. not finding it.

See what's on the YouTube's dispatch. UFO Hunters uh invasion. Oh, so History. Channel covered it. I don't want to play this because they. will they will claim it. All right. Good call, Garrett. We're. looking to that one. That's that's that. sounds like a fun one.

Secret Mission Man, enjoy your content. and appreciate all the hard work uh you. and your team put in. Well, thanks, Secret Mission Man. We couldn't do it. without your support. There's Andre Berdiga. Bertiga, what are. thoughts on the Maui fire? Recent. wildfires across in general. Government. using energy weapons for land gain. Thanks for everything you do. Um those. theories are definitely floating around. along with a few others. We haven't. covered it yet because people are still. in a bad way. You know, I'm I'm watching. video of of children's bodies in the.

street. So, we're not ready to to start. speculating on that yet. We'll let that. story simmer for a while. We'll see what. emerges and then then we'll cover it. But right now, we just consider it a. tragedy. KG, thank you for the 20. Awesome episode. How have I not heard of. 3301 before? Excellent detail in the. puzzles. You know your stuff. Time to. donate. Thanks, KG. I only know my stuff. on that one because I'm very familiar. with that story. And that's the kind of. nerdy content that I that I like.

So, I'm glad you did. Where is it ranking? Are we still at. five? Um, let me see. We're checking the We're checking how. it's comparing to the other videos at. this point. Six right now. It's dipping. It's It had dipped the last time you. asked. It was six. It's softening. No, it's not softening. It's not softening.

Rave Rev rave rave cake rave kit. Rave. kid, can you do a deep dive on how 35. minutes into the 2009 film Knowing. predicted the 2010 Deep Water Horizon. disaster in the Gulf of Mexico? 13. months to the day. I hadn't heard that. That Knowing is it's one of those um. cheesy Nick Cage movies that I like. That's the Nick Cage one, right? Where. um. where the kids predicting all the. tragedies. I think that's that one.

Yes. Yeah. Three stars on IMDb. I liked it, but you know, it's that's my kind of. content. Yeah. So, so the kid comes up. with a list of numbers that turns out to. be tragedies. I won't spoil the end. The. end ending's bonkers. But look, if. you're here listening to this, you'd. probably like the movie. But I hadn't. heard that connection, Rave Kid. But. I'll look into that. It'd be a good.

reason to go watch the movie again. Just checking out the chat. Demetri. liked the movie. Uh Garrett, hey, any modern chat? What's. the website for tips? I had the police. dispatch audio for me. Sorry for my. grammar. Only so many characters. Uh the. wifiles.com/tips. will work, Garrett. Or you can just. email me ajthefiles. Jose, different police officers from.

three different towns follow the UFO. Yeah, we'll definitely check that out. Mac Diesel's working on his Kosv mirror. That'll be fun. Thomas Waters wants. werewolves and dog men. No, Thomas. already did the Michigan Dog Man if you. want to check that out. Couple of good. photos of him in there, but otherwise I'm not a big believer in. that one. But the the Moth Man I came. around a little bit too. Not so much in. the Point Pleasant sightings,

but um but all the sightings in Chicago. are strange. Roast beef Halloween special coming. No, we don't we don't do uh. we don't do topical. We we do evergreen, but maybe for Halloween we'll do. something in the in like the after files. or something like that. I mean, we can get Jen to wear a. costume, right?

I think in French Maid. uh the Mafia Kings. Uh she would never. wear that. Not because she's offended, it's because. she doesn't clean. Just finished watching a video on. Stanley Kubri and the Moonlanding Oaks. Great video going over the hoaxes then. debunking them. Subscribe. Thanks, Mafia. Kings. I don't debunk them all, just the. ones I can find. And I don't know if I. debunked the moonlanding hoax. I think that's I think I kind of left.

that one open-ended because there's cons. I have some questions about the moon. landing. But, you know, I'm I'm moon obsessed at. this point. So everything Moon related. I'm I'm skeptical on and interested in. But I don't debunk them all. Some of. them I just say it's weird. I try to be as honest as I can. Paul. thinks I would look good as a French. maid. I don't know if I have the legs for it. Sparkly pig Halloween shirt, but one of.

the craters is a black and white logo. and another crater is where Mel's hole. comes out. Love you all. Thanks. That's. a great idea. Sparkly Pig. Sparkly Pig the official merch designer. of the Y Files. Jackson Keagel. Y'all are awesome. I see. he's spending awesome spelling awesome. the official Greek way there. That's the. Greek spelling.

I just like when I see that look on your. face. I mean, when she's confus she looks so. much prettier when she's confused. You're terrible. What's going on with. Janos's? It's great. All right.

I don't know what's going on there. Oh, I didn't get you. Face of B. Oh, the. face of B. That is the face of B right. there. There he is. Good morning from. the home of the Torchwood Cardiff in. South Wales. Loving your work, guys. Tor, we didn't we didn't hang around for. Torchwood for that long. We bailed out. of that one a little bit early, but I love the concept.

Right. What we get? We got it like one. season in, right? Maybe something like. that. cuz cuz we like Jack. Yep. Um, got a. No, you didn't get the right answer. Katon Beach emailing me again. Katon, you didn't get it. When you get the. answer, you'll know you got it. Right. now, you're stabbing in the dark. And. that's fine. I don't mind it. I don't. mind it.

But uh you think I'm being cute with the. puzzles? I'm not. Did you? Uh Jennifer, have you solved it. yet? I haven't even looked for it yet. Oh, that's supportive. Thanks. Thanks, Facebo. Reed is back. First time super chatting. anyone. So, good job with that. All. right, we squeezed $4.99 out of you. Holy mackerel. You see what I did there?

Thanks for dropping a couple of shekels. on me, human. Is there anywhere you put. what you believe, explain your own. opinion on the topics you cover? Pretty. m pretty much only here, Reed. And I try not to be too aggressive with. my opinions here because people have. their own opinions and I don't want to. irritate anyone. You know, on Twitter, I. will sometimes give my opinions. I've. stopped doing it, but sometimes I'll be. a little more more open about what I. feel there, but for the most part, it's. just going to be here. If I think a.

story is fake, I'm I'll say it here. William Welch, thank you for the 10. You. keep saying it's on the list of f about. future episodes. Can you share the list. even if it's tentative? We do from you. when I ask, you know, when I ask them. what's coming up. That's when we share. the list. It's not like it's a big. secret. It's, you know, on one hand, it's not a. big secret. Um, on the other hand, it's not like a big. public thing. I mean, we we know the.

episodes out about five or six weeks, and I rarely know them until I ask. Cat, where are you? You see daddy? Does he have separation. anxiety? Yes. uh five ton 3D gamer. What's the. question he's trying to answer? In this. in the episode tonight, the cicada.

episode, I put a cicada puzzle into the. episode. So, there's uh there's clues in the. video how to solve it. And so far, two. people have. And um and Katon Beach is. trying. RB's got a submission. RB didn't get it. Uh, Charles Oglesby B thinks he got it. You didn't get it. All right. But you're trying. J2J,

what's the answer? I That's no fun. I'm. not going to spoil it. That's Jen would. do that. She would just come out and. say, "Here's the answer." But I'm not. going to do that. Bella and Joe's world. Is Jen in another house? Someone's. asking. Yes. A. Yes, she is. I'm sorry. Oh, you got a. little irritated, huh? Yeah. All right. It's It's getting late. You cut me off. I know. Go ahead. No, cuz you'll cut me.

off again. Paul is back. It probably won't be. useful to you anyway, but there was a. cartoon of the 2000, Secret Saturdays. You talk about Lamoria. It made me think. of it. The show did a great job exposing. kids to conspiracies in a fun way. I. never heard of that one, but write that. down. Secret Saturdays. Oh, yeah. American animated series, the Cartoon Network. I don't know why I never heard of it.

They are just too old. Cool. I'm going. to check that out. There is Enboyy's back. I will be super. hung over in the morning, but I already. called off work. You're worth it. Thanks, Mboy. I'm glad you called off. That's probably smart. Oh my goodness, that's terrible. Captain's log, star. date 100946.44. The after files live stream has proven. itself once again to be extremely. unprofessional. All right, we're at 3:25. on your clock. We'll go to 3:30. So, let's wrap these up. Dwayne Ferguson is.

there for 20 Australian. Love your work. from Dan Undermate. And finding myself. trying to get home from work on Friday. is way too early. I appreciate that, Dean. Let's see. We've got um. there we are. There's there's there's. one for Eric for 100 bucks. [Music].

They see me swimming in my waist. Send. me money cuz you know that my bowl is. dirty. Cuz you know my bowl is dirty. Cuz you know my bowl is dirty. Want to. smell my bowl? It's dirty. Come snip my. bowl. It's dirty. My poop is nasty. It's. floating. Please tip me cuz you know. that my bowl is dirty. Cuz you know my. bowl is dirty. Cuz you know my bowl is. dirty. Want to smell my. Oh, that was like that was like a Gino.

move there. Just left us wanting more. Also, what's up with the mayor in Hawaii. talking about how it was a bomb and fire. going off? Another Vegas incident we'll. never get the truth of. I don't know, Eric. I haven't heard that about a bomb. I haven't heard that yet. Gino's nodding. that he has. Well, we're not going to cover it, Gino. We're We're wrapping her up. Garnet. Haggy for 10. Love the W files. My. favorite channel. You guys rock. Love. the heckle shirt I got. Keep up the. great work, Biles team. Well, you're not. wearing it in your avatar, Garnet.

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superconducting super collider Waxah. Hatchee, Texas aka the Desertron. US. spent billions built at 93 funding. grant. All right. You're you're speaking. my language right there. The Desertron. Desertron. [Music]. superconducting super collider nicknamed. the Desertron. was a particle accelerator complex under. construction in the vicinity of. Waxahhatchee, Texas, US. It's planned. rig proposal development uh cancellation.

Is that the story outfit that it. allegedly didn't get cancelled? If there's a conspiracy, Wikipedia is. not going to tell me. I'll look into. that. I like I like where you're going. with that. Paul Z 5 Australian. Yes, I can finally. upgrade my vodka to Belvadier. No more.

swimming in the cheap stuff. Thanks for. all you do to keep us entertained and. informed. You're welcome, Paul. Tony Skyline for 10. Won't. you tip me? You know I don't believe you when you. say you don't got money. Won't. you tip me? You know I can't believe it when you say. that I'm not funny. I write too many.

jokes just to amuse you folks. You. better super chat me or I'll just keep. singip. human. [Music]. What is your thoughts on what's. happening with the missing 411 cases? I. had a similar experience that aligns. with some of the things that happen in.

the Aderondac Mountains in upstate New. York. Um, I like the 41 cases, Tony. I. don't cover them because there's always. a victim involved and I don't do that. stuff on this channel, but um, but if not, you know, David Pites covers. them better than anyone, but if there's. a specific case that you're interested. in, email me and we'll get it on the. what files where we're going to cover. those. Uh, I see Paul, the last several super. chats you read were all first- timers. Awesome. They were, and that was really.

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accustomed. All right, thanks Gino. Great job. tonight, Megalodon. He was prepared. There he goes. There's Victoria doing a. great job as always. She's going to make. a new friend from the winner from uh. from the from from the contest earlier. and uh he's going to stay in her spare. room, right? Thanks for your help tonight, Jenny. There she goes. Thanks, Tony Skyline. I. appreciate that. We'll see you guys next. week and heck official see you out.

[Applause]. [Music]. And now. the end is near. And so I face. The final curtain, my friend. I'll say it clear.

I'll state my case. of which I'm certain. I've lived. a life that's full. I swam down each. each and every high. and more. much more than this. I did it my. [Music]. way.

I've loved. I've laughed and cried. I've had my fill. my share of lous. And now. as tears subside, I find it all. It's also amusing. to think.

I did all that. And may I say. not in a shy way. Oh no. Oh no. Not me. I did it my. way. For what is a fish? But he got. himself.

[Music]. to say the things. he truly feels. and the words. are shows. I took the blow. and didn't.

[Music]. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank. you so much. Let's hear it for the Wild. House band. You guys sounded great. tonight. And take care of those. waitresses, will you? All right, everybody. Get home safe. This is hecklefish. And you know what? I did it my. way. [Music].

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