Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I wanna apologize, you know, to the Trump administration, you know, I've been very critical of them, but it's come to my attention. that they actually did. sort of a real important. thing recently. They had like a, they, they got a lot of our,

our, our first responders and our, our military. and, you know, people that had sacrificed for the country. And, you know, you know, president Trump owns a, this this country club Mar-a-Lago, right. where he lives part of the year. And he, he decided a really, a good use of his property. and his wealth would be to kind of bring in people that had. made the ultimate sacrifice like some of their families.

And, you know, he put together kind of a family friendly. Mar-a-Lago day for people. that don't have a lot. And, you know, financially they may, they, they have other things, but they're hurting like many Americans are hurting. And I thought it was a really classy use of Mar-a-Lago. I thought it was actually really cool.

I, you know, you can be black pilled by the actions. of this administration, you know, but when they do something that's really selfless, and it's kind of a great example to other people of charity, you know, so let's take a look at this again. This is a, a, a nice family day. for our, the United States military at Mar-a-Lago.

Let's take a look. - And.

- Well, there you have it folks. That is the first responder. US Military Family Day at Mar-a-Lago.

I thought that was a really great, didn't a furry kill their friend? By the way, does anyone look at the optics of this? I don't wanna hear anything about Hollywood, by the way, anymore, from anybody. I don't wanna hear about Hollywood and this party. and that party party. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Didn't a furry. supposedly shoot Charlie Kirk?

Or like the lover of the furry? Isn't that, that was like. days ago, like months ago. Just the optics of it. And I'm not even, I'm not even, I'm not a prude. Have parties dress up in a costume, whatever. But don't you think that it would, somebody would say, you know what? Americans are broke.

having a eyes wide shut. And I'm sure they weren't fucking at that party. 'cause they're all Octo air, they're like elderly. Maybe they were, but they were like old people wearing dog. masks and 18th century ballgowns. Don't, don't you think if we fill the country club. that the president owns. with people in dog masks.

and 18th century ballgowns during a. period of economic hardship, also someone. who kind of was into similar things shot our friend. They shot that guy. Do you think that there was any optics discussion. or do you think anyone sat down. and went, you know, this isn't ideal. to have this going on.

It just seems like the point. of everything is to demoralise you. in, in a, in a, in a, in a way that can't, it's not even like, it's not even debatable anymore. how insane this is. And that nobody would've stopped. and said, you know,

that woman just caught a bullet to the face. A few bullets. We got riots, we got protests. People in Iran are protesting. and you know, they're getting, they're getting mowed down. So I hear, and. and I'm not saying I don't believe it, I'm just not there. I get it. So we've got all that happening. Russia is like,

Russia's like ready to like nuke Europe by the way. Like there Russia feels. that the Western powers have aligned against them, which is true. I'm not holding water for Russia, I'm just telling you what's happening. Russia now feels like if, if the US is gonna go. and knock over Venezuela and take the oil. and maybe knock over Iran. and help the Ukraine sponsor attacks on,

on Russian infrastructure and kidnap, but I not kidnapped seas an oil tanker. bound for Russia. I think Russia's now getting to the point. where they're like, they don't see a way out. of this without using, and we hope this isn't true. Like crazy weapons, nuclear weapons.

And in the midst of all of this, someone decided that it would be a good idea. to do this play. Play that again, play it from right there. Again. Someone decided it would be a good idea to do this. It's literally the end of the world. It is literally the end of the world.

I mean, and somebody said, let's do now I don't give a fuck what this was for. Some dog rescue, some charity. who gives a fuck what it was for. Stop with the charities. They're all fake. They're all fake. Will you stop whatever cha This. is an excuse to put on dog masks and get drunk. and God only knows what else.

But this whole idea that like everybody showing up. to Mar-a-Lago is doing charity is hilarious. They're just givers over there. They can't stop giving. That's why they're in Mar-a-Lago. They can't stop giving. I mean, it's like, it's like an absurdity. and the Kirk thing, the idea, and I'm not saying that these people are furries. or that all furries are bad or whatever,

but the idea that the, the furry, the furry's boyfriend shot your friend. and then you are in the dog mask, three months later you're in a dog mat, the Furry's boyfriend. So we are to believe, and I, I'll believe it when the evidence comes out, but no one said, you know, the guy that, you know, the guy that was banging the, you know, the furry.

that was banging the guy that shot Charlie, that, you know, like, maybe we shouldn't, maybe we shouldn't do the. dog party. It's, it's absolutely psychotic. It's 1000% psychotic. and it it's a charity. Now can you find out what charity this was for? What charity this was for?

My favourite new thing is it was for. the American Humane Society's 15th Annual Hero. Dog Awards Gala. Hero Dog Awards gala. So apparently, can you look this up? The Hero Dog Awards? Okay. Make it a little bigger so I can read it here.

in my furry mask. For 15 years, our nationwide competition has invited dog owners across. America to nominate their canine heroes. Whether they're service dogs, helping people. with disabilities, again, largely fake outside. of a few blind, the dogs. that are helping the blind, seeing eye dog. The service dog phenomenon is a largely fake phenomenon. It just is what it is.

Therapy dogs bringing comfort to those in need, again, also largely fake. Now there's some great dogs in the hospital and stuff, but let's be honest, it's usually some bitch in yoga pants. in on an American Airlines flight with a Pomeranian. It's fake. Or family pets. who have shown unexpected bravery. So I guess these are hero dogs. that they're celebrating at Mar-a-Lago, I guess, I guess some of these dogs.

Okay, so here are the, the 2025 hero is Sergeant Bo. He provides comfort. So let's see what Bo let's see what, okay, so let's, let's go. Let make, make it all right, Sergeant Bo. So Sergeant Bo has provided a comfort. What kind of breed is he? Go up. Let's see what kind of breed Bo is. He is a, he's a cutie.

Do we know what kind of breed he is? Mixed breed. He's a mixed breed. Okay, so now Sergeant Bo, let's read this here. Sergeant Be is a dedicated therapy dog who would spend time. with the IDF After the IDF had lit. Palestinians on fire. Many of them expressed pangs of regret. Bo cheered them up.

and just his presence reminded them. that everything they were doing was incredibly necessary. and in fact, they should do it more frequently. and more efficiently. Bo offered comfort to countless IDF soldiers. who felt regret after the things that they had to do. In addition to trauma support, he helped deescalate children in crisis. and offered comfort to everyone he met. So that's Sergeant Bo. Let's, let's see who else is here?

Who is the runner up this year? Who's the runner up? Oh, he is a finalist Donald Superpower intuitive guidance. and lifesaving protection. Donald is from Fort Myers, Florida. Donald is a dedicated guide dog who helped Pam Bondy. by eating some of the Epstein files she promised to release.

to the general public. Donald ate, ate the files. and then was taken to the vet to have his stomach pump. Interesting. I didn't know that was, by the way, this is how fake this is. Obviously, I'm kidding around with the IDF and this. But let me, can I actually read the real one is funnier than. what I actually am saying. This is how fake this is. What moment best shows Donald the dog's heroism. Heroism.

Sometimes being a hero means knowing when not to obey. Donald once suddenly stopped. and refused to move forward blocking his handler. from stepping ahead. Only then did they realise the sidewalk had been torn up. by construction. His smart instinctive decision. to disobey kept his handler out of harms. Like, do you realise how fake this is? Apparently this dog stopped this bitch from tripping over a.

traffic c Get this the fuck outta here. Enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough. But I mean, God, I'm telling you, I I am. It's unbelief. Just watching all of it is, is. truly unbelievable. It's actually funny, folks. I can't say enough good things about trade. Do you wanna upgrade your morning routine? Start with your coffee trade turns daily. Your daily coffee moment of discovery, pairing you.

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21-year-old anti-ice protestors shot in the face. with non-lethal round and blinded in one eye. That is an improvement. Sorry, it is an improvement. Two weeks ago, they shot a mother in the face three. times in her car. Now they have only blinded someone in one eye. I mean, the week. after this, they're only gonna break a few ribs. It's getting better. I think it's getting better.

We have to see this as kind of a, a deescalation. They shot that woman three times in the face. and now they've, they shot someone in the face. They like doing that. They do like shooting in the face. But he, he only lost one eye because this was non-lethal. Let's, let's see more of this here.

over the phone from the hospital. He says an officer shot a non-lethal weapon, point blank at his face. He will never again regain his vision. Only in one eye. Doctors tell him, he insists he was not being violent. and that he was holding a loud speaker when he was grabbed. Make this a little bigger please. The other protestor who spoke at a press conference, acute echo that.

OC supervisors who were at an earlier part. of the protest Friday, say, they are dis they are disturbed. by the video of the exchange. Do we have a video here? Can we maybe look for the video? But by the way, kudos to ICE for not killing the guy. and not shooting him three times in the face. I I do think that we have to give credit. where credit is due. We must give credit where credit is due. Play a little bit of this news story actually.

'cause we'll get, we'll get the video from this. And by the way, we're gonna play Renee Goods stepfather. after this on CNN saying he doesn't really blame ice. for shooting her three times in the face. So that, and by the way, that generation of people, no matter. that generation of people, is they, they the, whatever you wanna call them, the boomers, whatever they are, usually they are, this is.

what they want. They want their kids to get shot in the face by the cops. And they are, they're glad to go on television, justify it. But let's watch this ice. The guy with the one eye first. - Been blinded after being shot. during a local rally against the shooting death. of Renee Goode in Minnesota. That Friday night in Santa Ana turned violent. - Move that back. Let's just see that video again. They are being violent. The protestors. - Being shot during a local rally against the shooting death.

of Renee Goode in Minnesota. - They are being violent. They're being violent. Well, you lost in high. I mean, that's the thing here is. that if you're going to attack. federal law enforcement, you're gonna run. towards federal law enforcement. They're going to respond. You are going to get shot. But to their credit, you just lost an eye. You just lost an eye. And I, I, again, I've I've criticised ice, I'll continue to, but again, if you don't wanna lose an eye,

you cannot run towards federal law enforcement, whether you like them or not, whether you agree with what they're doing or not. You just gotta be prepared. to potentially lose an eye or more. You just have to be prepared. This is the reality of what happens. They have guns, they are working for the federal government. You may not agree with them. You may, you may, you may think you are completely justified in your actions, but if you go.

and behave the way that guy behaved, what I just saw, you are going to get potentially killed. You can't have a civil society. You can vote people out, you can change policies, you can strike, you can, you can do anything you want. But if you engage in violence, the state is going.

to engage in violence back. You are not going to beat the state. The state has the military, the state has the National Guard. And by the way, the state has drones. They have to sonic. We they have the Havana syndrome weapon. They have, they have all these weapons. that we, you don't even know about. Electro EMP, electromagnetic pulse things. The things that they can do. And also it's just, you can't, you can't live in vigilante chaos.

So if you're out there in the streets doing stuff like this, you can, you can expect that something similar. to this is going to happen. But here we go. This is Renee good's stepfather. Now, by the way, no, here's the thing. And nobody wants to hear this. Nobody wants to hear this. And people are not gonna like this. Listen up, listen up. Are you listening? Get close. No.

Stepparent loves you. They don't, they don't. No stepparent loves you. They don't, they like you. They tolerate you. They put up with you. You did not come out of them. You are not their child. They, and this is her father-in-law, right? Okay. This is her father-in-law, former father-in-law.

Similar, not quite step relationship. I was wrong about that. But father-in-law, not super close, but he's out there going, this is how my family would react if I was shot in the face. They'd go, well, you know, or we don't blame anyone, but let's, let's listen to this guy. This is Renee Good's father-in-law reacting. to her getting shot three times in the face. - I'm not blaming anybody.

- I mean, good. Stop it right there. And I like it. I like it. Move on. Erica Kirk style. That is Erica Kirk coded. That's vibes I'm not blaming. Run it back again. Let me just hear that first sentence. Give it to me, daddy. - I'm not blaming anybody. Damn. - Right. You're not. Damn right. You're not. Get him a couple of sparklers in a big entrance somewhere. Get him a TP USA's next event. He's not blaming anyone.

He's not blaming anyone. This is what we need. We need more of this. We need more people. who can watch their chil their daughter-in-law, get shot multiple times in the face. and not be that he doesn't seem that bothered by it. And because that's the kind. of the country that we've created. We're a country of feds who really,

we, we love, you know, this, this idea of. the big bad, oh the American, the big bad machines we're gonna get you. And they, so they get your daughter-in-law. Some, they're not always gonna get. brown people in other countries. Sometimes they're gonna get your daughter-in-law. and they like it. He doesn't mind it. This is the country that we have now.

It's just people that are kind of. like, you know, conditioned to go. with the feds. It's just what it is. They're conditioned to not really, he is not really holding a grudge. I gotta hold a grudge. So let's, let's listen a little more of him. But I, he, and this guy kind of inspires me. He inspires me because I think that's how we all have.

to internalise everything now, is just know that. we will watch the feds kill our friends and family. And that we, we shouldn't start blaming everyone. Like let's not play the blame game all the time. Let's just kind of get over it quickly. Run it back again. Now we're gonna listen to the whole thing, but run it back. 'cause that first line's my, I mean that, that just, that heals my heart. He heals my heart. Give it to me. - I'm not blaming anybody. That's, I mean, it, it's a hard.

situation all the way around it. It's, it's, it's hard for the, you know, for everybody involved. Correct? I mean the ice agent, you know, at first I didn't see the footage right? And you still didn't blame him. Actually, you know, who cares? He was actually being ran. I mean, I seen the bump of the car hitting, you know, hitting his legs, right? And she was a bitch. And so in, in a, you know, in a flash like that ditch she left your son. It's hard to say how you would react. Of course, from my understanding, three times. that he had been through that before, maybe dragged or. - Something. Maybe, maybe he'd been through that before. - Interesting. You - Know, like I said, it's, let's give him a back. story. Let's give him a narrative. - Everybody. - It's a hard situation for everybody.

That's gonna be the response when you are shot in the face. By the way, that, and that would be my parents' response. That's that generation's response to go. It's a hard situation for every, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. When you are, inevitably, and by the way, that doesn't matter who does, it doesn't matter if the Democrats win the next election. and they, and they, and you get shot in the face. It, it doesn't matter if the Donald Trump's. in and you get shot in the face.

That generation of people will call Will, they'll just say it's, hey, it's a hard. situation for everybody. It's a hard situation for everybody. They don't, they don't really, they're not, they don't, they don't care that much. That's just not what they're, they, they, that's never what's gotten them worked up. They don't like getting ripped off. They don't like paying too much for things.

They don't like having to work too hard when they feel. that they've, but they don't really mind seeing their kids. step kids's daughter-in-law, son-in-law get shot in the face. It's not something that they've ever minded. The, the way the these people bounce back from their. children's deaths is unbelievable. It is unbelievable the way that generation of people rolls. with the punches when their kid's getting shot. I mean, they are, he's out to dinner. He's out to dinner right now and he, and he's, and he.

and people are coming up to him. He likes the attention a bit. They're coming up to him at the local pub. and he doesn't mind the attention that is, I'm tell, I know people in that age bracket, no one has dealt. with the deaths of their children. better than that age group. It is a nice little pin that they can put on the jacket. And I mean, let's, can we just, I just wanna hear, I'm not blaming anyone again because it's my favourite thing. 'cause by the way, and that's the way a father-in-law. I mean he is not close. She left the son.

If you're a stepparent, this is the way you react. And even if you are a a, a real parent, you're gonna get this from a lot of people in. that generation who do like. Donald Trump more than their children. A lot of my friends who are in. that older age group do prefer Donald Trump to their family. And that's fine. 'cause I know some. of their families and they do suck. Trump is funnier than them. But they do prefer Trump to their family.

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Eric, here's what I like about Eric Adams. He's a criminal. Eric Adams is a crook. He likes doing cocaine, he likes going to clubs. He didn't ever live in New York. I think he lives somewhere else. Like he's completely lived in Jersey. It, I like this about him and I'm sad to see him go. He may. He investors cry foul over. former NYC Mayor Eric Adams crypto launch. Such an obvious rug pull.

So Eric Adams is basically like, you know, supporter of Israel. Good for him. God bless, he's always over there. And he decided. to launch something called an NYC token. And the purpose of the token was unclear, which is like many. of these, by the way, many of these, 'cause we're just inventing money now. We're out of thin air. Creating the idea of value where there is none.

So Eric Adams, who's like a disgraced mayor, has decided to launch a token. And the purpose of it was unclear, which is pretty obvious to most people. beyond quote, a vague promise by Adams. that it would combat antisemitism. Because Eric Adams just wants money.

Like many politicians, he just wants money. I'm sure there's a few things he believes in, but not a lot of them. And not really either. This is most, most politicians believe in like a few things, but not really. And not that much. Not more than money. Like, you know, that's really what it comes down to. They have a few beliefs, they're like, yeah, I guess crime should stop.

and we need more. You know, we need more business. Yeah, they have these very vague beliefs. And then some of them are hyper-specific. Like, we need a shopping centre on Route 12 or whatever. You know, we need that. We need, we're gonna, depends on how local you get. But Eric Adams has launched a. scam coin now, here it is.

Let's hear this. Give, this is a good video. This is, this is the man. who invented the NYC token. And now where is it? Is this where he's fleeing to Israel. or he was gonna Dallas or he was going to Dallas? Give it up. This is a, let's hear Eric Adams. Everyone getting on a commercial flight, - I would love if you punch me in the face. Okay. You can get fucked too. Alright. Yeah. Fuck you. Those things are over. Yeah. Good. Thank god. Damn.

I don't see her ugly face everywhere. Damns. - So there's Erica, Eric Adams, the, the mayor of New York. and a woman are getting into it at the airport. It is funny to watch him go from being the mayor. of New York City to just a regular goon. He's just a regular goon and I like him. But he's, he's just a regular goon.

And he goes, I'm gonna launch a token because I need a scam. I'm no longer in the mayor's office. And is this, does he talk about the, let's watch him. New York. - City. There you go, brother. - Alright, take care. I can't believe this. Thank you sir. Good to see you. God bless you, man. Buy yc token.com. - Yo. Eric, is that you? Yes it is, brother. How are you? New York is why, man. Yes.

Get a fucking at the back of my car. That's New York. I always say there are two types of Americans, those. who live in New York. and those who wish they. could mayor. Big moment. Yep. Big moment. We're about to change the game. If you can't make it to New York, we're going. to bring New York to you. How is it a token than $2? Mayor Cash or credit card. You get some of the New York City.

We'll get you some brother. This thing is about to take off like crazy. - Wow. The NYC talk show. Eric Adams disgrace mayor. has launched the NYC token, a completely fake financial product designed to dupe, gullible people into spending their money by, I guess people that love New York or love Eric Adams. or don't like antisemitism, whatever. And it, the, it briefly, the market cap was sent.

to $600 million and then it crashed. I mean, so that's how these things happen. They're fake. This is like the Hawk Tua coin. RIP, that girl Hawk Tua, but Eric Adams. People go, it's such an obvious rug pull. What would make you think that? But by the way, so just, we, we like. to learn little lessons on the show. Here's a little lesson that we will learn from this. disgrace.

People with no image concerns left are going. to try to use the little bit of fame they have left. to launch a scam coin. It's, that's the game now is to just launch, launch a shit coin on your way out. Why not launch a shit coin on the way out? Pump it up, grab as much money as you can. and then get outta here.

And I'm, I respect him. I don't know what happened. I don't know if he made any money from this. I, I imagine it's, these things are, the legality. of these things is questionable to say the least. But that's what you're going to see. You just see a bunch of people. Here's the thing I was thinking about this recently. Fame has been completely democratised now. Meaning that anyone, anywhere at any time.

for any reason can get famous. So it has kind of been divorced from money. back in the day. Back in the olden times when you got famous, it usually came with a little bit or a lot of money. because you were famous for a reason. You were a, a basketball player. You are, you were an actor, you were a singer, you were a football player. You were an Olympic gold medalist.

You would get endorsements, you would get, you know, you would sell out world tours. You would, there was a mechanism by which your fame, because it was awarded supposedly. on some merit-based system, there was a mechanism. by which you. and many others would make lots. of money from you being famous. 'cause you couldn't just get famous.

You couldn't just get famous. Now, the Andy Warhol quote, everyone in the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes is true. But it doesn't always come with money. You can be famous, you can be infamous. So you have to figure out a way. to grab whatever money you can. from the period of fame that you are having. Eric Adams knows that he's, it's fleeting.

He's, he's was the mayor of New York. I don't even think he did anything wrong by the way. He had to accepted a few airline tickets. I mean, in, in, in the grand scheme of things with. what politicians have done, Eric Adams wasn't even. that dirty, but he was a little sloppy. And he was just one of those guys. who was like a wrong place, wrong time. Not a super honest fella, but not the worst by any means, by any stretch of the imagination. Eric Adams, I don't even think his policies for that bad.

I'm kind of an Eric, Adam Stan. I kind of like him. I I, I don't do it anymore. But I loved cocaine and I like going out. I think the mayor should be doing cocaine in nightclubs. Truly. So what is this one doing? Eating halal food with his fingers. and letting my car get stolen. Hopefully he gets some healthcare with that. Hopefully some kids can go to pre-K or something. But here's the question. What is a guy like Eric Adams do?

He's in the twilight of his relevance. You must launch a shit coin. It's the only way you must launch some type. of bullshit token in order to, to get a little bit of money. Because fame now doesn't guarantee any money. So you gotta figure out what's the scam.

So what these coins enable people to do, you can buy equity in, in their level of fame. Now, Trump coin, he's the president, he's the most famous person in the world. and the most powerful person in the world. He launches a coin. A lot of big crypto people go into it. People buy Eric Adams is, you know,

this is not the case. So then he goes, so then, so he's got a real bad pitch. His pitch is like, Hey, I'm the disgraced former mayor of New York. And then he goes, well it'll combat antisemitism. 'cause they go, what the fuck is this? And he goes, well, hey, you know, we're gonna combat antisemitism. And everyone goes, okay. And then the thing hits a $600 million thing, cap.

Cap and then it crashes. But this is going to be and already is. But watch for this. More and more and more people are going. to realise pretty quickly that their period. of relevance is short. The days are, are growing, growing shorter. You get less sunlight, it's getting cold, and you have to figure out how.

to make a little bit of money. So there, this is the way to do it. This is the way that people are gonna do it. The Hawk two is like the most famous example. Now, she probably had no idea what was going on. And somebody probably came over to, up to her. and said, here, do this, make some money. And she didn't know. I don't even, you know, I, she's not the Machiavellian mastermind behind that, but she burned people. People got upset, whatever.

But this is the, the financial system in this country is. pretend large swaths of it are, are pretend. And what people like Eric Adams. have realised, and many others, this is just the story. that we're talking about, is that. you can play these games and, and try to get a little something for the,

the retirement score. That's what Eric Adams is trying to do, is get the retirement score. This is not, this is not gonna only be him. They're gonna launch coins. They're gonna tell people it fights this and fights that. Where's the Iran token? Is that hot yet? Who's doing that? Is the free Iran coin big? Yet? If that ain't big, nothing's big. If people aren't putting money. behind the Iran token, and maybe they're not.

We're betting on all of these things. Kaci Poly market, whichever one of you gives me money, I'll, I'll, I'll edit the other one out. But we're betting on all of these things. We are also betting on people, their level of fame, their, their, their continued relevance, their proximity to power. We're betting on them in this weird way. because they, they may share our values perhaps.

And most people have kind of given up on voting. Not everyone, but a lot of people are starting to give up. So they're wondering maybe we'll just empower people. to do things that we agree with. by making them uber wealthy through the launch of a coin. Perhaps that, and that's crypto feudalism folks.

That's how you get there. You get there because people sell the idea that you're part. of a movement. and that that movement, you are helping finance that movement. And that mo it's just new school politics. The old school politics was the DNC and the RNC. and fat cats and lunches and dog costumes. and Mar-a-Lago and everyone jumping. And the new school politics will be more raw.

It'll be more digital. And it'll be, Hey, my coin fights antisemitism. I'm the disgraced former mayor of New York. That's how we get there. And then people go, well, I'm gonna get. behind this person in this idea in this way. I'm no longer gonna cut it. I'm not going to daughters for the American Revolution. and sitting through a lunch. and they bring in Anne Coulter, I like Anne, whatever. But they bring in somebody to, to talk. and sell their new book.

And you, you write a nice little check. and they give it to Ronnie Reagan or something. That's not what's gonna happen anymore. You are going to invest in the coin that. that has the, the values that you want the world to see. You want Iran free there. There'll be a coin. This is coming. And Eric Adams is just, obviously he's sloppily trying. to do it and it's crashing. and failing like a lot of things he does.

But it's an indicator of what. is happening and what's going on. He knows that at, let's talk about our friend, friend. of the show, Barry Weiss. Barry Weiss has been at CBS for, I don't know, a few months maybe now. Barry Weiss friend of the show is the editor in chief. of CBS News. And Barry is running.

that news company into the ground. at a pace and a rate that even surprises me. I'm even shocked. It is a 1990s slapstick comedy. how Barry Weiss is failing over there, by the way. It's unbelievable. Now Barry Weiss is tasked with, you know,

they brought her in 'cause she's the internet lady. from the Free Press. So she knows what people want to hear. They want to hear debates between intellectuals in Austin. She's also behind the University of Austin. You know, Austin America's greatest city. where all the free thinkers live. Yeah, Austin. And it just had to get a, it just took a fucking, a global pandemic to make us appreciated for 16 months. And then we all went, nah. But anyway, the free thinker home, so Barry Weiss.

behind the University of Austin for the Free Thinkers. The Free Thinkers, they take Barry Weiss from the, the free press and they put her in there. and they go hire people, shake it up, stir the pot. So she hires this guy Tony Doku Doku Pill. And the, the reason she hires the guy is. 'cause Ta Hasi Coates, who's a really smart guy. I disagree with him on a lot of stuff, but he's really, really smart. But he goes on CBS news. and he starts going, you know, these Palestinians got a raw.

deal and Tony Doku pill de Kale, doka whatever. Then says to Tan Azi Coates, he pushes back. and he goes, I think you are like, you know, your book could be found in some terrorist backpack. And I'm paraphrasing, that's kind of what happened. Tony Doko bull's like, Hey ma'am, if, if someone read your book that that's extremist literature. that could be found like a terrorist backpack, whatever, you can get that exchange up Taha Coates and,

and Tony Decapo and let's play that. and let's just make sure I'm right. I believe I am. And this is why he was upped. Tony Doca poll's upped. and then he becomes, he's now the the anchor of of, of CBS news. because he stood up to Tajai Coates on, yeah. So just try to forward it to where Tony doable ISS talking. He's kind of the boring white. Okay, there he is, here he is. Okay, let's get some volume.

- What policies we believe should be in the world, which policies we don't are actually shaped largely. by writing in the stories we tell. And so I believe that writers. and particularly young writers have so much. to do in the politics. and in this time when, you know, obviously we have. so much conflict and there's. so many quote unquote issues to be dealt with. - To Hashi. I wanna dive into the Israel Palestine section of the book, the largest section of the book. And I have to say, when I, when I read the book, I imagine if I took your name out of it, took away the awards. and the acclaim took the cover off the book,

the publishing house goes away. The content of that section. would not be outta place in the backpack of an extremist. - Now by, okay, okay, so stop this, stop this, stop this, stop it, stop it. So number one, this is why he gets the job. This is why Barry Weiss has chosen him. It's not 'cause she likes his tie. So Barry Weiss chooses him in this moment. She goes, this is the guy, this is our guy to do this job. Now, by the way, I don't agree with. to hase cos on a lot of stuff. I think there's stuff where I would disagree with him.

because, and in his words, because I'm a a white, white devil, I believe. But, but. that's such a cheap argument. to make the Tony Doco poll argument. That's not even a good argument. Saying like, oh, that thing you wrote that thing, you wrote that argument. If I took the acclaim and the awards away from your name. and I took the cover off the book. and said that that would be at home in the backpack.

of an extremist. It's such a shitty argument. It's not an argument on the merits of what was written. It's this argument where you go, so hey, actually if I took the book jacket off. and you're actually Hitler, if I it, it's a way. to not respond to anything. So now he's, so then he gets upped. Now he, he is the, the anchor at CBS because of that. Because he like stood up. to Taha Coates and blah, blah, blah, blah.

So now he's the anchor of CBS. Now this is how dumb, and listen a again, I have no issue personally with Barry Weiss. I think her and her wife are lovely people. I think she's right about certain things. There are elements of the Republican party. that are clearly insane as well as the Democratic party. Barry's not wrong about everything. Barry has a very specific bias, which is the, the behaviour and actions of Israel. It just is, it just is. She doesn't deny it.

It's why I kind of had a falling out with her. She doesn't like me. Whatever. It's fine. She doesn't like me, which is okay, that's fine. But I, I do en enjoy. her as a person. I I do enjoy her. I, I kind of like a fun, like charming sociopath. I kind of like it. I enjoyed her now. But, but Barry has no idea what people in America want. She has zero clue.

She's not, you know, she's in these bubbles. She went out to LA. and had all these dinners with all these billionaires. and they all thought she was great. 'cause all these billionaires are like, why is everyone mad at me? Why is my my why is my son wearing a dress. or whatever, you know? And Barry's like, why is my, why is my daughter saying zr? And so Barry Weiss went to all these dinners. and said, listen, billionaires, the world is wacky.

And she was right. She wasn't wrong. And she was basically like, listen, they're all gonna come for Israel. They're not gonna, they're not gonna support Israel. A lot of these campus lefty lunatics who I disagree. with on a lot of things, Barry was telling these people, these very wealthy people in LA. and New York, that by the way, wait till they get, she's basically saying at dinner. And I know people that went to these dinners, by the way, I know them. And the, and Barry Weiss is like, yeah, you know this,

these her shit's annoying and the pronoun shit. and it's anti-liberal. And it's says that, but wait till they get to Israel. 'cause they're not gonna support Israel. And this is what Barry's doing and it is what it is. This is her point of view. She's allowed to have it. She's 1000% allowed to have it. I don't hate Israel. I don't even think they should. give Palestinians voting rights. I don't even give a shit to be honest. I don't give a flying fuck about what the hell's going on. I don't give a fuck about Iran either. Sorry, throw him out if you don't like him.

It has nothing to do with me. And the fact that, that the idea that I have. to give a flying fuck, you should be standing with Iran, shut the fuck up, will you shut the fuck up? If they wanna throw the bums who run Iran out, throw 'em the fuck out. But the idea that the United States of America, when people can't afford houses. and they can't afford healthcare, spends all its fucking time talking about the Middle East.

and fucking Arabs and Jews and, and religion and, and the fucking temple and slaughtering a heifer and Iran. and Sunnis and Shiites get what the fuck is going on? Truly what the fuck is going. on that we're told? Well, is Iran Sunni or Shia? What, what is happening? Okay, we, our own country is being destroyed. and it's going down the toilet.

So Barry's at these dinners. and she's telling all these people, listen, there's an anti-liberal movement. or whatever, the intellectual dark web, remember those days? It's when I was dressed up like Meghan McCain. to give you a marker in history. It's a little history lesson for you. I wanna fuck my daddy. Remember that the old times. So Barry's up in the Hollywood Hills, in Bel Air. and New York and all these places, Miami,

where rich people live. And she's saying, we got a, we got a problem with the kids. And she's right, she's not wrong. They are fucking nuts, half of them. But this is where she endears herself. to wealthy people like the Ellison family. And they go, she's our gal. She gets it. It's not because Barry Weiss had done anything spectacular. Barry is a smart sharp operator who's.

decent in front of a camera, but really good behind it. She's not on air talent. She tried to make herself on air talent. And somehow the more charming one was Erica Kirk. That one. Okay. So that just gives you an idea of, of the on-air talent potential that Barry has. 'cause somehow, Erica Kirk, who creeps out everyone. was less creepy than Barry Weiss. Barry's not on air talent, but Barry's very smart and sharp.

and not wrong about everything. So then Barry Weiss gets, gets tapped by the ellisons. to run CBS news. They go, you gotta pick new people. You gotta make it interesting. You gotta make it fun. Okay? I know PE Barry was texting comedians like you wanna. host late night shows. They're all like, you even run that. Can you even green light that? She doesn't even know. She doesn't know what the hell's going on. Okay? No. So, you know, so other than, so other than. between calling CAA.

and trying to get me fired between doing that, she's fucking up CBS news, okay? And turning it into a laughing stock. So she hires Tony Doku poll, I'm not pronouncing it right, I don't care. Okay? I don't care. He now she thinks we'll get him in. And now he. goes, he goes. So he's there. And his first week on the job, he supposedly gets teary about Miami,

says news is dishonest. And he's all about Marco Rubio. He loves Rubio. So now here's the thing, right? Instead of just doing the news, Barry Weiss goes, let's not do the news. We're not, they're not even pretending to do the news. And again, this is what I kind. of like about Barry, to be honest with you. I like about, I like when the gun is to your back. and they go gimme your wallet. Instead of going like, what are you doing tonight? You're like, what are you gonna drug me and do this? Like, let's just, Barry's not. even pretending to do the news. So they have this guy heads down to Miami.

Can we watch this abortion of a segment. that this guy does for Miami? This is the evening news folks. Okay? This is the evening news. So this is Tony dpo the Evening news. And he starts crying while talking about Miami. Take a look. - In the world. Why? Why South Florida and Miami? - Ugh. What? It makes me emotional. It's so fun.

I'm fired. I I. didn't mean I didn't think I would to catch it. I, you know, - Stop it. Stop it right now. Pause it. They're all actors and they're all bad actors. I know a lot of the people in media, they're terrible actors. They wanted to be, this guy's a good looking guy. He wanted to be an actor. They all wanna be actors. They're terrible actors. We're all embarrassed of em. Say what you want about these Hollywood fucks.

Some of them are sociopaths, some of them aren't. Some of them are rapists, some of them are paedophiles. They were good. They were actually good actors and made good films. I'm not attesting to their morality. What I am saying is the slop that we are being served now, this abortion of a segment. Tony DCO poll's crying about Miami. This guy is, is, is is Edward Arm Morro Walter Cronk,

like in the tradition of those guys, Tony Doul is out there. If, if anyone had wrote what you wrote in that book, they would be like a terrorist. Like that would be like not out of place in the backpack. of like a terrorist. That's your argument. What do we even respond? Well, I guess read. It's good that they're reading, huh? Not blowing stuff up. What is the response to that? It's a cty argument from someone without an argument. There are brilliant Zionists, whether you agree with him.

or disagree with him, who could make real great arguments. That guy, his argument that Ta Hasi Coates was not, he is chosen 'cause he's this good looking guy. And if Barry Weis thinks Americans want it, 'cause Barry Weis thinks Americans are like. emotional emotive. Everyone's on a journey and it's like a weird thing. And most people are trying to get, Barry grew up. with money, she has money and all her friends have money.

And there's nothing wrong with that. I love the rich, love the rich, but sometimes they forget. that everyone is not always the star of their own movie. And everyone doesn't always respond to this like, emotional heartstrings horse shit that you try. to shove down their throat. So here's Tony. Doable again. A a phenomenal embarrassment. A total embarrassment. Tony. Doable. Everyone friend of the show. - 'cause you only have one childhood, right? So what the f Lemme get a second here. No, you're, where's.

- Ice with the gun? - I wait, this is home. - Where's ice with the gun? Where's ice? With the nonlethal gun to the. - Face to help people understand why I have such a reaction. - Yeah, why, why, why? I like Miami. What the fuck are you crying. - About? Part of where I grew up. - So - We didn't get a. lot of sleep, so No, it's okay. What? My grandmother's here. My father, my mother,

- We didn't get a lot. - Oh, my aunts and uncles. - Cousins, okay. Yeah. - And it's where I would've spent all. of my childhood. But we left. - Pause this for a minute. Not only should this man not be. the, the, the, the the evening news. I'm trying to think of the term for him. The, the, the the host of the evening news. I'm sorry. Anchor. I was what'd you say? Anchor. Yeah, the anchor. Good job. Thank you. Not only should this man not be the.

anchor of the evening news, he should be put in a hospital. I mean, this man should be put in a hospital. This man's the anchor. He's gonna have to report on war, death, famine, some. of which he doesn't really care that much about. But this man cannot get. through talking about Florida. where he grew up without crying. He's not fit to be the anchor of CBS news. What is this?

What kind of crap is this? This man should be an, you know who I want, I want Renee, good stepfather as the fucking anchor of CBS fucking news. I don't blame anyone. Back to you Jim. I want Renee Good's stepfather. A man that could watch his stepdaughter take three. to the face and go, I don't really blame anyone here. It's a difficult situation for all. That's why the boomers were best at the, at the news. 'cause they say what you want about the boomers. and I have they, they didn't do this shit.

Let's continue. - Because of my father. He got in some trouble with business. This is like, we laugh about it now. But he was a drug, he's a criminal. - He's a cri. He was a drug dealer. My father. - Was drug dealer. He was a drug dealer, went to jail. It's kind. of a haha thing that we say now, but the reason it's so emotional for me, what is, because I feel like I. - Was, wait a minute, this is the anchor. of the CBS evening news. whose dad's a drug dealer.

What? It's a haha thing to us now. My father sold drugs, keep going. - Miami experience. So when I come back I've always like, - I think you had the full Miami. experience. That's what dropped. I. - Love it here. Yeah, - But it changed the trajectory of your life. You may not be back here today had you stayed here in the. - First place? Never. People, this is so crazy.

But like, this should have been my home. for the whole stretch, right? So to have it and then to lose it, it just kind of rocks me. So I I I didn't expect to feel that. But whenever I'm here, it really does feel deeply like home. And I wish it had stayed home, you know? And I know that's how a lot of people here feel right now. - Alright? You know, it, it should be very obvious. that we have mentally unstable people. We have mentally unstable people who are act bad actors. They're mentally unstable that are the anchor.

of the evening news in our country. The CBS evening news. You have a man who's crying about his drug dealer father in. Miami going, I wanted the full experience of my, I was cheated outta the experience of my, I was cheated. Unbelievable. It's, it's so un-American. America's built and it's not racial, but America's built in this Calvinist German. go get about your business. Shit. It's dramatic. It's not, it's Protestant. Even though this is a Catholic revival now, a lot of the,

to give Tucker cross in his de. and goes goes off in some crazy directions. But I do actually really like him. and I do love him even though. he does say demons are biting him. And maybe they are, but I actually do really like him. and enjoy him as a, as a person. But he, that wasp aesthetic, it's a little dated. It's a little old school. We're not gonna go back to that. And it's, I don't think it's exclusively racial, but the, the Catholic thing of like the European.

and the crying and the, the yelling at funerals. and the dancing and the singing, that's not the American aesthetic. is a very kind of, it's German industrious Protestant kind. of like, like, like taken on the chin thing. It, it'd be a little stoic. And I'm an Irish Catholic. I mean, that's why I'm an entertainer. So like, I get it. We're kind of the exception rather than the rule. And I know this is a high level intelligence discussion. And, and, and many of you are, you know,

I don't know if able to follow this, that accusing me. of being some kind of Nazi. because I'm, I'm not, what I'm saying is this, this crying. in Miami is so unbecoming and unAmerican. It's genuinely unAmerican. And he is not even crying for a goddamn reason. It's not like his wife got shot in the face three times. He's crying about his childhood. It's the opposite of America. It's the opposite of any kind of traditionally masculine,

stoic type of character that the country was built on. And there can be negatives associated with that stuff too, but like this is completely. actually offends my sensibilities as a person. Truly to see this privileged rich. near do well example of mediocrity trying. to emotionally manipulate the country. by crying about his drug dealer father in Miami.

How dare you. How dare you scum. How dare you scum. And this all engineered by Barry Wise. If it was an eighties movie, if it was an eighties movie, the new hire at the company would be called into the office. And the fat cat capitalist owner might look like me in a. pinstripe suit would go, he'd go. He'd say the guy would've a last name. like Riggins or something.

He'd be like, Riggins. And the guy would walk in and he'd go, this has been a complete embarrassment, a total embarrassment. And that's what the last few months of CBS news has been. It is a complete and total embarrassment. Get up Renee Goods stepfather. One more time. He is the fucking anchor of this country. You pieces of shit. Get him up and let's hear the line. Let's hear the line from CBS news.

Hold on, run it back from CBS news. Bring us our new anchor. - I'm not blaming anybody. - Good.