They Come & Go | The Tim Dillon Show #347

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show we are here again for your. viewing pleasure very sad the uh uh. Horses Restaurant in Los Angeles which. I've never been to is closing and it is. a uh tragedy. um chef of Hollywood hot spot horses. accuses husband and co-owner of physical. assault and animal abuse a friend of. mine texted me the inside scoop on why. this is happening and this is a text. that I got you guys I have the scoop on.

why horses is closing and it's insane. apparently it'll come out in the Press. soon apparently Liz and Will are 50 50. partners and they had a bunch of cats. and the cats kept dying and they didn't. know why. one day Liz came home to will. masturbating while choking the cat. he had been killing all the cats as his. way of getting off and that my friends. is why horses is closing you heard it. here first apparently he did it to eight.

cats. so rip to the horse's restaurant in Los. Angeles they come and they go uh. it's unfortunate we're not going to. spend too much time on that but you know. what I always say sometimes it's good to. move on people have differences of. opinion people have different lives and. Lifestyles and want uh ultimately. different things out of life I think. this man wanted to uh get off while. murdering cats and his wife. um.

did not. um she also attempted that he uh tried. to feed the cat to coyotes because he. didn't like it and she said she caught. him violently shaking the cat late at. night whereupon the peptide the next day. we'll put the dead cat in the trash and. insisted on keeping the corpse in the. house Johnson also claims in the filings. that ahajanan it's Persian.

uh the mental and physical abuse kept. her from realizing what he was doing to. the cats. it's unclear whether horses is open for. business but and this was good people. like this restaurant yes well what does. one have to do with the other can't they. just get it together and make the food. I mean I understand not wanting to live. with this man but can't they just come. back together to make this food because. a lot of people enjoyed this restaurant. and it's really not fair to the patrons. of the restaurant.

responded to the allegations of domestic. and animal abuse he said that he quote. loved cats mice this is terrifying he. loved cats mice and every other animal. under God Allah whatever each religion. calls him her God Los Angeles huh God. Allah whatever each religion calls him. her and have loved all animals since I. was a child he continued by saying I. have problems killing Lobster. and we'll try jerking off and usually.

try to do it in the most humane way. possible. also told the times he believed Johnson. was quote trying to take money uh trying. to take my business away from me through. divorce by making up false narratives he. alleged she falsely accuses me of things. she has done or that she has threatened. to do to me and my pets my pets like. children to me and I love them. dearly well that is the sad tale of the.

horses restaurant in Los Angeles and. it's a Tale As Old As Time. um Boy Meets Girl. boy opens restaurant with girl. boy adopts cats boy jerks off while. killing cats girl finds out girl gets. angry and it hits the Press. the horse's restaurant in larip. the the violence of the American cities. meant it's got to stop two friends of. mine in New York City they're. trying to get home.

two people very private people love. being under the radar. Prince Harry Meghan Markle they're being. chased. in a high-speed chase. all throughout New York City. now many people uh have denied this. happen including the person driving the. car. including the cab driver driving the car. in the New York Post had basically said. uh not really but I get it because these.

two and again I'm I'm turning I'm. starting to like them now I for a while. they were annoying to me but now they're. see sometimes when people are in the. Press constantly they become annoying. because they're trying to push a. narrative that we know isn't true like. that they were victims of something. living in a castle and they had no idea. uh what they were getting in she didn't. know what she was getting into I married. his Prince and I'm in a castle and then.

the Press wants to see photos of the. baby I had no idea things like that. would happen it's like yes you did you. did you do stop it so we know she's a. fraud she's an actress she's a. cold-blooded serpent so is he there's. Serpentine now. and they're annoying they were annoying. they were annoying and we were sick of. them but we talked about them because. they were fun and then they started to. uh lose relevance of course so what they. did was they cooked up. this thing this false flag where they.

were going to try to simulate his. mother's death in New York this I like. this I think is good this is something I. think took creativity it took some type. of planning. um uh we all know that Princess Diana. was killed probably by MI6 who knows. maybe by others but she was dating Dodi. Al fayad and that was a no good no-go. for a lot of the people maybe interested. and maybe the Press killed her in the. tunnel but that there's all kinds of you. know. there's all kinds of inconsistencies and.

whatever who knows the world's uh. complex so I don't know exactly who did. it some say am I six the Messiah it's. probably everybody's maybe involved with. that. I don't know but they she died exactly. that way apparently supposedly maybe. kind of sort of being chased by the. Press. so Meghan Markle. and Prince Harry are now putting out a a. false flag attack. the the Press was chasing them all.

through New York City in a high-speed. chase that endangered both of them and. it was similar to Harry's mother and. this is a great way for them to get back. into the news and to engender sympathy. which is something they're Addicted to. You know people can get addicted to. sympathy they can get addicted to this. this is a fact I know people that are. addicted to sympathy you ever met. someone who's like parents died and then. after a while you're like enough. it what happens is people get addicted. to sympathy they get addicted to people. feeling bad for them they like walking.

into a room and they like the hush tones. of people feeling sorry for them because. it makes them it's two does two things. immediately number one it makes them. interesting because whatever is. happening to them is interesting and. horrible so it makes them a sympathetic. figure but it also makes them. interesting it gives their life uh. something it didn't have before a. meaning of purpose I am the person that. you were to feel bad for I've gone.

through so much you wouldn't understand. you could never walk a mile in my shoes. so people really like this feeling and I. would guess and I'm no doctor but I. would guess that Meghan Markle and Harry. certainly Megan I don't know what he's. even doing he doesn't even know either. but Megan has gotten addicted to this. this idea that uh this woman is a. Hollywood actress uh who's on a show. Suits and her life became interesting by. stepping into this role and then. rejecting it immediately and claiming.

that she had no idea what it was. um and so then it's but then they moved. here and they released that documentary. on Netflix and it went the other way. they thought well everyone's gonna feel. bad it's like Britney Spears we've let. her out and it went the other way we're. going back Clank because we've now seen. the results Megan and Harry thought they. were going to come to America they don't. understand America America has a. tragically short memory number one so. even if they did come over here uh as. refugees as migrants uh we'd forget.

immediately which we did uh South Park. destroyed them the worldwide privacy. tour. um his book you know sold a lot but it. was like a nothing Burger who cares and. people just got sick of them they came. they rented a big mansion in Montecito. uh in Santa Barbara a couple hours north. of L.A and they uh proceeded to be. annoying to Dad a big deal with I. believe Netflix and then there was a.

Spotify deal so they came to America. rented a mansion and immediately started. to monetize the horrible things they had. gone through. um and and everybody eventually got sick. of them because it was so crass and. everybody could see immediately what. they were both about they're hucksters. that's what they are and I love a good. huckster there's nothing wrong with a. huckster but we can see it it's it's. right out there in the open for. everybody to see they came here and they. want to hang out and I know people in La.

that know them and all they want to do. is hang out with celebrities and I was. at a celebrity party the other night. talking to somebody about this and they. go these people are just it's constant. with them they keep doing she was. texting the person I was with there they. caught and no you can't come but it's I. shouldn't have even been there but the. point is that they just won't stop these. two they were they were to San Vicente. Bungalows they're all God forbid you. stay out of the Beverly Hills Hotel and. I'm eating my souffle for the love of. Christ so help me God so help me [ __ ].

God I see that ginger [ __ ] you stay the. [ __ ] out of the Beverly Hills Hotel it's. probably too old school and conservative. for you anyway stay the [ __ ] out. um but they are Just Like Moths To The. Flame trying to hang out with select. they're like the they're like low-grade. reality stars that are trying to attach. to anything and I'm literally the party. they're showing me text of this woman.

begging people to like hang out. she's trying to get places it's sad. and a lot of it isn't working and. they're rolling their eyes to me and. they're going LOL and we're all having a. good laugh about this because they're. just a bunch of goons and no one cares. now listen at the end of the day I. respect the hustle I get what she's. trying to do I get what they're trying. to do but it didn't work right and a lot. of people at this party like hey man you. know we text her back we try to be nice. you know she's The Duchess but we've had. enough right we've had enough of her and.

she's you know it's enough so what they. did now in New York City uh the city. um that I lived in for many years my. home. uh they've decided to invent a narrative. where they uh somehow are being. dangerously chased through the streets. just like uh Diana would have been. chased. and the NYPD rained on their parade too.

quote the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. arrived at their destination and there. were no reported collisions summonses. injuries or arrests okay the taxi driver. who buried the couple home after their. event Tuesday at the zig Field Theater. told the Washington Post he would not. call it a Chase. adding that he felt safe they got. followed you know why they got followed. because their entire lives are about. sucking all the attention out of. anything that they are involved in.

that's why a lot of these people at this. event the other night didn't want them. there and they didn't want to be around. them at other things it's like all they. do is try to suck the oxygen and the. attention out of everything they're. involved in because it's about them and. their cockamami [ __ ] story that the. British royal family was running around. the house with the Noose and it's not. none of it's true it's all uh Canard. it's crap and everyone knows it and so. they're becoming it's becoming like a.

it's the she is two years and maybe not. even two years away from being on a real. housewives franchise. she may not want to hear that but sister. friend you and I'm not saying that. because you're blackish I'm not saying. that because you're black I'm saying. that because I use the word sister. friend a lot because it gives me it. feels like a little weight and. credibility and gravity to what I'm. saying I'm not racializing it pleased. out. but I'm saying sister friend that you. are two years away from being on a real. housewives franchise. that's the fact your your tanking in a.

major way you're going down. so they invented this uh thing where. they were chased in the high-speed chase. in New York it's uh yeah because there's. seen how to Die Hard where him and her. the NYPD assisted the private security. team protecting the Duke and the. Dutchess a spokesperson said. there were numerous photo photographers. that made their transport challenging.

the Duke of the Duchess of Sussex. arrived at their destination and there. were no reported collisions blah blah. blah blah. you know here's the deal. listen to this by the way Harry 38 and. megan41 left the ballroom where the. former suits actress was honored by. Gloria Steinem at the woman of vision. Awards Gala. with her mother Doris Ragland at around. 9 50 p.m flanked by both private. security car and NYPD it's going to come.

out they hired the paparazzi to do this. by the way soon that's the next thing I. don't know if that'll come out or not. but that's with that's the next step. is that they hired the paparazzi to do. this but. we wish them. well people are mad at the weight loss. drug oh zepik but people are also. celebrating it as a weight loss. breakthrough but also they're saying we. need to fight the fat phobia as well. because ozempic as you know is this kind.

of breakthrough groundbreaking drug that. a lot of people are using. the LA Times here and the title is uh. it's a weird cultural moment taking us. epic to lose weight is all the rage but. so is fighting for fat acceptance. so what it basically is saying and. admitting is that people really don't. want to be fat now of course we can't. say that. people would like to be less fat. or not fat but the fat acceptance. movement has convinced everybody to. believe that uh people want to be fat.

and that they like being fat they prefer. being fat and that it's a mark of value. or virtue or something else and that by. other people not being uh fat or. whatever it's uh causing them. um. a problem. and this woman Robin. AB carrion. wrote an op-ed here. about that she. you know. she goes and so like many women.

I have a dysfunctional relationship with. my weight. I've gained and lost the same 20 pounds. countless times I'm happy when I'm thin. I'm sad and slightly depressed when I'm. not I remain appalled that I pin myself. worth and my appearance. the fat phobia scale asked me 14. questions to determine my beliefs and. feelings about people who were as a. scale put it fat or obese turns out. according to the scale I am fat positive.

it praised me as in all bodies are good. bodies Warrior you know. I'm reminded. of. a few things when I read this. am I fat phobic take the quiz I'm. reminded of. I don't. the culture in this country right now. is a series of like odd.

quizzes and tests and [ __ ] like. BuzzFeed quizzes like how fat phobic are. you and. if you were a trans superhero which one. would you be. it's it's kind of. it's kind of. like it's it's weirdly like it's. scholarly and yet it's also it's the. antithesis of all things scholarly.

you know it's like it's people's an. obsession with grading themselves and. giving themselves grades on how they're. behaving all the time and needing to put. their thoughts and feelings in a box. here's the deal. worry about yourself. worry about the way you want to be. portrayed in the world worry about what. is a realistic way for you to look. try to be better in whatever uh.

case that is and try to not pin whatever. your things are on other people. interpersonal fat phobia institutional. fat phobia. I mean it's amazing. there are people that have all kinds of. problems in the world there are drug. addicts there are drunks there are. people that have a bad relationships. with food there are people that are just. fat uh because whatever they've been fat. a long time or they have issues or. whatever the case may be and usually.

usually if you can treat people kindly. for the most part you don't [ __ ] on. people and you you don't have to. tell someone they're beautiful if you. don't think they're beautiful this is. the thing if you don't think someone's. attractive you don't have to tell them. they're they're attractive. I think part of the problem is that. we're establishing this. one-size-fits-all. standard for beauty we are we are we are. trying to force. the idea.

that aesthetic beauty is a political. thing. I think you know what about beauty is in. the eye of the beholder we've kind of. gotten rid of that. because there are people that certainly. are attractive and overweight there are. people that are skinny and grotesque I. think the ideal is still that you that. bodies that are healthy. and thin.

are are are are more attractive to. people that is. usually the case and i i people might. get angry at that when I say that but. that is the case you know. people may not like that but that's okay. it doesn't mean that there aren't. attractive fat people it doesn't mean. there aren't gross skinny meth hats it. just means that like. fat phobia isn't real some people are. dicks some people are dicks and you know.

they're they're pieces of [ __ ] to people. that are fat or that are whatever and. those people suck but also calling. yourself a warrior because you're fat is. also stupid. that's also pretty dumb. people in this country used to have. personalities. they did I'm old enough to remember. and as those personalities became these. quizzes.

people tended now people now just. identify by what grade on the scale they. are uh of of how racist they are or how. fat accepting or how people used to have. personalities distinct interesting. nuanced personalities that came from. different experiences that they didn't. share with everybody but because. Technology's flattened us all and. culture has become this hellish. landscape of constant self-reflection.

and mediation on how I should behave and. what should I oh my God am I the what. scale am I fat phobic I there was a fat. woman on the plane next to me but I. didn't hit her what does that mean. but then you know I did make a face but. I made it to myself like I don't. I don't I don't even understand here. uh what exactly people are supposed to. get out of this stuff. what are people are supposed to get out. of it but those epic does prove.

that everybody kind of wants to lose. weight most people want to lose weight. people are not happy being fat nobody's. really happy there are people that have. that are that are okay with it they go. okay it's like most people are not happy. being drunks either. most people are not really happy being a. drunk it doesn't mean that. most people they seem like they're happy. because you only see the when they're. drunk but if you see them the next. morning or sometime the next day if you. see them trying to get the keys out of.

their pocket to get into a car uh and. they're just like they're not happy. um people that are in the midst of a. drug addiction or not happy so anything. that throws your life out of balance. you're not really happy. there are a lot of people that are. trying to make it in Vogue to be fat or. that it's the uh you know it's but those. epic proves and a lot of things prove. that people would like to to lose weight. if they could this is a fact that the. fat phobia community and the fat. activist Community doesn't want to hear. that but.

those people have invented jobs for. themselves that's not a job being Fat's. not a job you invented a job I don't get. paid because I'm overweight I get paid. to do this. I mean it's not a job they invented a. job and and by the way on on that. I mean to get paid for eating like like. the idea that you're just sitting there. eating and you're like I'm gonna be an. activist and that this Society at this. point is so broken that they fall for it.

hey get your bag we'll get a few bags. get the one out of the drive through and. then get the money as well but that's. what we're doing here these are people. that have invented jobs. the person who is riding the fat phobic. quiz should be living in a tent. it's a fact they should be living in a. tent the natural order of things might. be a big tent but they should be living. in a tent they don't it's not a skill. but they've invented a job this is an.

economy where we're we're we're. hemorrhaging things for people to do. there's not enough things for people to. do. so the people that just go let me make a. living being aggressively and annoyingly. fat. and let me write quizzes asking people. how comfortable they are with my girth. are getting paid they have a livelihood. that is a livelihood for these people. now. you know.

I I just. you know what do you want me to say. about it I'm just like you know. I'd like Meghan Markle better if she was. fat personally like if Prince Harry. married a fat black chick. I would like her more I trust her more. you know. that's just what I'm saying what what. what question on the quiz is that. what's wrong why are they throwing this. doctor out for live streaming operations. I don't like this at all there's a.

plastic surgeon and they're they're. trying to get they take her license or. their trying to take her license because. uh. she went viral on Tick Tock and she may. have her medical license revoked can we. play one of her tick tocks yeah. it's uh this woman in Ohio it's Dr. Catherine grah yeah well she's been in. private practice in Ohio since 2010. and she operated out of Roxy plastic. surgery if you were going to a place.

called Roxy plastic surgery if that's. the name. your [ __ ] surgeon is going to have a. little pizzazz. and if you don't like it. on social media grows better known as Dr. Roxy. the surgeon who posed behind the scenes. videos but that's fun I want to see the. skin right I want to see a little neck. fat in the in the spit cup or whatever I. want to see that.

and people are people don't like she's a. plastic surgeon let her show people the. behind the scenes of what it's like when. people alter their bodies. I don't see anything inherently wrong. with that. has she let's watch some of these things. that she's done that are supposedly so. horrible here we go here we go so these. are all like advertisements too okay. well she's trying to get her back she's. trying to get that money. oh.

[Music]. yeah. [Music]. she puts patience private info on her. public social media but none of them are. identifiable. but three of them are suing wow oh wait. a minute hold on. Dr Roxanne grah who went by the name Dr. Roxy is being sued by three former. patients whose post-surgery injuries.

left them unable to stand well that's. different than just posting things like. that I mean that seems maybe that's the. problem it's a combination of both it's. like the medical board like I think yeah. well it doesn't look good if people are. going hey this [ __ ] [ __ ] me up and. then the medical board looks at Tick. Tock and you're just tick-tocking with. the fake tits you know you're. tick-tocking with someone's stomach fat. that you took off and you're like you. know [ __ ]. you know twirling around with it yeah I. mean that's a problem I don't think the.

medical board's gonna love that when. you're a [ __ ] uh what's the fortnite. dance that people do oh is there a name. for it I forgot but when you're doing. that and you're swinging people's uh uh. neck sat around it's not good you know. it's not exciting for the people that. can't stand up. I don't know I don't know the name of. the dance is it's it's. immaterial but whatever you can't twerk. with people's fake tits if you're also.

going to maim them. yeah she's uh obsessed with social media. and she's trying to get it but she's. just trying to get ahead. she cares more about the camera than the. patient all right. but listen you know she's a plastic. surgeon she's in Ohio she's not the top. of the line right top of the line. plastic surgeon's role in California. right uh where is she is she in Ohio. yeah Ohio she's in Ohio she's the best.

you're gonna get Dr Roxy she's just. dancing around trying to get some. attention it's sad Lauren bobert's. getting divorced which is very sad to me. because you know I thought they were. gonna make it and you know Lauren bobert. and her husband represent um the meth. part of Colorado. and I think she owns a bar called. shooters or something or used to work. there where people the girls walk around. like Hooters but they have guns and uh. Lauren bobert and her husband and this. came as a shock to me because I did. think they were going to make it because. she kind of has that Sarah Palin like.

white trash where you'd think they would. stick it out but I guess that doesn't. work right. um it's sad. um. because this is like they're a fun. couple like they're. they're constantly like he's constantly. being accused of like uh you know like. uh trying to run over process servers. with his truck and you know they're they. got they got problems the cops are. always there right like she goes uh. bobert says I have been faithful in my.

marriage and I believe strongly in. marriage. which makes you know and these are the. people that are always yelling about the. gay people ruining their lives and that. they can't get it together and it's the. Christian Nation and. you know unfortunately now they're gonna. have to dissolve this Godly Union. this Godly Union between Lauren bobert. and her husband uh Jason or something. I forget his name Jason with the Y she. goes this is truly about irreconcilable.

differences. she will not comment further on the. divorce quote out of respect for our. children and will continue to work hard. to represent the people of Colorado's. third congressional district. so this is like the person will be like. gay people can't get married because. they're ruining the institution of. marriage but me and my meth had the. husband can't figure it out you know and. again this woman probably has a 90 IQ. right this is the thing that the. conservatives do a lot they pick someone.

that is kind of just these this is a you. know this is like our ver like Meghan. markle's way above this woman in terms. of running a scam at least Meghan Markle. got out of the country except she's the. idiot who came back. um but this woman is like the. conservatives found her you know at a. waffle house somewhere and said here. just you know you put the gun in the air. take the tits out and now you can be in. Congress.

um but she's fine you know quote uh. Jason bobert was apparently blindsided. when he was served divorce papers last. month and set his uh dogs on the server. according to court documents he was. allegedly quote drinking a tall glass of. beer and cleaning a gun that was sitting. on a table man these people are really. out of like uh they're really at a. Central Casting huh you know yeah I'm. not even Yellowstone these people don't. own land are you nuts. um Yellowstone's like Kevin Costner's.

like a CEO and he's like running a whole. thing. and by the way people that are dressing. like the people in Yellowstone please. stop like that's a trend now I've I've. seen that like I've read about that that. like people are like LARPing as Cowboys. it's uh disgusting. um he was drinking a tall glass of beer. cleaning a gun that was sitting on a. table when he was handed the dissolution. of marriage papers well that's sad. he started yelling and using profanities. and told me that I was trespassing that. he was calling the sheriff's office I.

told him I was leaving the documents on. the chair outside the door he closed the. door and let the dogs out. who Let The Dogs Out Jason bobert. the. you know Lauren and Jason bobert met. when she was 16 and have four children. together. interesting. well. in a text message statement to The Daily. Beast Jason said the dogs were never a. threat to the server and that he was. upset by the unannounced visit well this.

is a good Christian family that has had. some problems and that saddens me it. saddens me because. you know if these kids can't make it. what hope do the rest of us have. um. yeah it's their their fun though I like. I like her because she's like a less. intellectual Marjorie Taylor green like. she's like not as bright it seems like. she's not as like. uh as much of a brain as Marjorie teller.

green Lauren broke she's for people who. Marjorie tiller green like the words are. too big they bring out Lauren bobert she. just comes out with the gun and the tits. and everybody's like whoa. and it's sad that she can't that her and. her husband can't get it together. um it said that they just can't find. some common ground they both like the. same things. what are these irreconcilable. differences how different can they be. um. according to bobert's book my American. Life imagine naming a book that my.

American Life. my American Life. I had an American life it's it's. American. she and Jason met when she was 16 and. working at a Burger King these are the. people I want running the country I want. Burger King employee white ones white. people that were white and worked at. Burger King that they didn't really. suffer too many disadvantages in their. life but they still ended up making. Whoppers uh that's who I that's who I.

think should be in Congress and I'm. sorry if you don't. I like it you learn a lot at a Burger. King you know you learn a lot. Lauren bobert and her husband Jason and. people are gonna get mad at me they're. gonna be like she has good values you're. a piece of [ __ ] you're in L.A she's got. good value she worked at Burger King. I you know. I think he was classy right what did he.

say because I love her too much is. anything bad about her she's a mother of. my children and my partner for the last. 20 years please let me just have some. peace well hey I I agree. I agree with him on that. in in February 20 2004 Jace was booked. on a domestic violence charge against. his future wife after he did unlawfully. strike shove and uh kick her well. listen she could be a bit mouthy. but I mean this is a Christian family in. which occasionally there has to be a.

strike a shover a kick I believe. occasionally. oh in in May 2004 the couple got into an. altercation at Jason's home in which. Lauren scratched his face and chest and. trash his residence. she was slapped with third degree. assault criminal mischief and underage. drinking charges. they're fun they got married in Vegas of. course they got married in Vegas what. did they have the royal wedding. she was a Teen Mom and forced to drop.

out of high school during her senior. year when she was pregnant with Tyler. this is the family values that they keep. talking about I like I I like to see. them in action Teen Mom multiple. altercations and then finally a divorce. it's the good family values that I like. so. we are fans of the boberts we've always. been fans of the boberts we think it's. great. um that they're here for us and we're. saddened by them and we hope the divorce.

is incredibly public for the sake of the. show not for the sake of their family. that would be sad but for the sake of my. program I hope the divorce is incredibly. long vicious and public because it will. give me content because that's what I do. for a living Sorry. so and as she hates gay people so she. hates me so I hope the divorce is long. in public and it involves many more. altercations and many more brandishing. of firearms and releasing of dogs. because I get bored on planes and I like.

to read this [ __ ] so I hope it is a. public and vicious divorce uh in which. uh a lot of fun Secrets come out and. there are weapons involved and I hope. many process servers are maimed [ __ ]. them too uh in the process that would. make me very happy uh but I I but it. would be sad for the kids so if that. maybe not for the kid even though the. kids it might be tough anyway but that's. my selfish hope because unfortunately.

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right now on the news engine 6 fist. flying at Disney World a family photo. shoot turns into an all-out brawl there. at the Magic Kingdom this happened right. in front of the train where you first. entered the park great welcome I'm John. Brown and I'm Luanne and Sorel one. family was trying to take a picture when. another family apparently got in their. way Fox 35 Stephanie balfabonti is live. at the park tonight and Stephanie that's. apparently when these families started. duking it out.

yes it is and for people visiting the. most by the way can you stop this for. saying. the newscasters now. just like I remember when a newscaster. used to dress like newscasters look like. they found people on the street and gave. them microphones. like. I don't know what happened to. newscasters like even when someone was.

in the field they used to look. professional they used to dress. professionally like they would be. quaffed and the hair would be done now. it really looks like they're just. finding people. sitting in their car and going would you. mind doing this News segment for us in. the middle of the highway. I just don't like every chick has a 9 19. dress on. and like fake jewelry badly applied.

makeup the dudes are like weird [ __ ]. looking guys their hairs all over the. place they're sweating they're it just. is does not give me any comfort but. let's let's see what happened to these. two families I hate when there's. um. family uh fights during a a vacation. that's meant to be a special as a Disney. World on Earth wasn't looking so magical. when they were trying to get into the. park and they saw that bloody fight.

traffic. in a chaotic scene you can see deputies. on the ground arresting a man after a by. the way look at the people just freeze. frame on that can you freeze frame on. that can you freeze frame on what who. the people are at Disney World. I would I tell my friends who have. children I go don't do it I know that.

they they love Disney whatever I'm. telling you there's got to be other. things look at the human beings that are. at Disney world I mean it's just. it is just a parade. of of of heinous creatures right people. at the park screaming. creatures. [Music]. play it because I love I love hearing. the screams. because it's so funny.

[Applause]. how do these people have the money to go. to Disney World who's paying for that. because no offense but this by their. behavior it seems like they these don't. seem like the type of people that have. saved for a family trip. I could be wrong I'm not saying that.

people don't get into skirmishes but. it's kind of like. is that what goes on in Disney World is. it just like it's a kind of a mad house. of all kinds of different people but a. lot of garbage like a lot of human filth. running up in there. and this all started over a photo op in. front of the Magic Kingdom they're just. beating each other I don't know where. their children are. I love the idea of like Rhonda Sanders. he's like you know Disney's getting too. gay or trans or whatever and like kids. being like my parents beat each other.

over a photo op you know kids are like. listen we got a lot there's a lot of. problems. um. yeah I mean listen I mean Disney World. is going to attract the the wide variety. of people we have in this country 90 of. whom uh uh you know probably should uh. you know not be allowed in there should. be a screening process to get into. Disney World.

there should be a screaming process to. uh bring your children into Disney World. someone should sit down and interview. you. um for a minute and go like uh just out. of curiosity how apt are you to engage. in a brawl what would get you what would. get you to the level where you have to. get into a brawl with someone yeah what. would do it let's say you were taking a. photo and somebody uh bumped into you. would that what would that turn into a. melee.

that turn into me because we're trying. to cut down on these vicious beatings. we're trying to cut down on the Gangland. style vicious beatings here at Disney. world it's bad it's bad we've got a lot. of problems you know we've got uh many. issues here uh people saying we're uh I. don't know getting a little too woke. also we are uh you know so what we'd. like to just scale down on is the gang. assault. if we could. if we could I I'm telling right now I I.

don't want to step in Step foot in the. Disney World. is there one in China. because I'll take my godsend to the one. in China and like I'll pay for his. family we can all go but I will not go. to the one in uh Shanghai Disneyland. Park bring that up we will go to that. I will go to Shanghai Disneyland park. that looks dope as [ __ ]. by the way try to have a brawl there. that's creepiest [ __ ] but cool. Shanghai Disneyland Park's probably the.

answer because if you have a brawl there. you just disappear or you work there you. start working there. Shanghai Disney park is just full of all. their employees or people that. previously had brawls there and they. just go yeah I work here now I'm not. allowed to leave now I can't go but I. will go to that I'm not going to subject. my uh Chinese godson to these American. monsters I will take him to Shanghai. Disneyland park with his family and I. gotta be honest with you it looks kind.

of cool. it looks pretty damn cool. I may do my next special from China Tim. Dillon live from China. I'll be the first American to defect. yeah Shanghai Disneyland park looks fun. that looks like the move for me. everybody uses expressvpn and if you. don't you're in the minority and you. gotta switch to it it doesn't take much. technical knowledge to hack somebody. just some cheap Hardware is needed a.

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knows it's fake if you are not blind we. know it's fake you don't need a dog on a. [ __ ] plane don't get on the plane if. you can't handle it we all know it's. fake okay literally people tell me they. go I yeah I got my doctor wrote me a. note I can take it anywhere we know the. game we know the game Meghan Markle it's. like it's the same thing as that it's. like we know it's not real it's not real. it's not doing it it's not a service dog. sitting on your lap it's not serving. anything it's not doing it's not a Saint. Bernard going down the mountain and.

rescue and they never did that by the. way if you read about it they never. really rescued anyone now it's still a. phenomenal uh you know Majestic breed. but they didn't rescue anybody and they. had there's a little booze in the thing. that was for drunks people that wanted. booze the dog would bring them booze. it's different than rescuing my point is. this we got to get the dogs out of all. the spaces here because people are just. trying to Chomp down on an eggs benedict. they just don't need your mutt like. leave it home leave it in the yard. stop replacing have a kid.

you know like stop putting the dog in a. stroller it's it's a sick fetish with. the animals at this point. it's enough. you're not a dog mom a cat Mom it's it's. gross if I'm eating outside or at a. restaurant or inside of the restaurant I. want you to keep your animals away from. me. I want you to keep your animals at Bay. I'm telling you right now it's like. it's just gross. that you can't do anything without the.

dog there. you can't you know you're feeding the. dog there was a dog I was in LA conda. Verdean Tribeca it's a great restaurant. there's a dog like tied they tied the. leash around the leg of the chair it. can't even move and it's sitting under. the table. and she said she doesn't even have the. decency to give him a meatball and I. wanted to go up to her and be like why. are you out of your house right now with. this dog. I just and I saw this happen you know. when I was living in New York City I. really saw the beginnings of this and I.

saw how how crazy this was gonna get. I saw it and I saw how how you know. people really started connecting you. know after 9 11 everybody kind of got a. dog there was nothing wrong with that I. love dogs I think dogs are great I think. cats are great I think. animals are great but I think things. have their place animals have their. place right. walk them bring them to Parks they don't. need. to sit at a restaurant Courtyard if.

there's you know in the spring in the. summer in the fall an outdoor restaurant. is still a restaurant. it is still a restaurant okay it's not. another thing well it's the outside. section it's a restaurant it just. doesn't happen to have a roof get the. animal out of here do not have an animal. on a you know a leashed or Unleashed. sitting under the Ted these animals are. miserable they don't want to be there. please take them home.

it's sick. I'm telling you I would just I would. just if I owned a restaurant I'd love to. one day I would just say no like you. it's not gonna happen. you can't. consistently impose your life on other. people. you know and I know that people think. like it's some like civil rights issue. because that's how [ __ ] sick we are. as a country people think their civil.

rights are being denied. if they can't bring a [ __ ] dog to. have brunch. they think like they're being denied. some meaningful. part of their thing it's like. you know there was a Pakistani Uber. driver once I said to me I see he goes. we have many dogs in Pakistan I don't. know if I'm doing I don't I don't know. if I'm doing it but it was similar to. that it was we have many dogs in. Pakistan. was that it we have many.

[ __ ] I'm so bad. because it's like. Pakistan and we have many dogs. now I'm going Indian but I don't want to. go anywhere he's just Pakistan but they. are so close but anyway he said I'll say. in my voice but he said we have many. dogs in Pakistan and I go what are their. names and he goes they don't have names. they're dogs which I thought was great. I actually thought that was interesting. because right like yes that's a little.

extreme but I understood what he meant. I'm like right my grandfather said there. were dogs in his house he didn't barely. know the names and he was growing up I'm. not saying you shouldn't love your dogs. and he remembered one or two of the dogs. names but it's like we've gotten to a. point now where even the dogs want to. know what's going on with these freaks. that are taking them everywhere even the. dogs are like what am I why am I on a. plane. like you know a dog should be on a plane. like once in their life they're like oh.

my yeah this dumb [ __ ] just got a job in. Phoenix. so I gotta fly. I'm flying to Phoenix because the the. [ __ ] [ __ ] who adopted me broke up. with her boyfriend I got her. and she just got a job there I don't. know she's doing something for Baseball. spring training she'll probably [ __ ]. everyone she's a [ __ ]. and now I gotta fly to Phoenix with her. but that's it then I get dropped off. then I'm done. the dog shouldn't have Delta Sky miles. like it should be enough like they.

shouldn't be on every flight. people that impose like. people that act like it's not an. imposition to have like what if everyone. brought their dog does anyone think like. that like what if all people were to. bring their dogs to the restaurant The. Outdoor restaurant and every single dog. is there. I mean doesn't anyone think that that. might potentially lessen the experience. for people if we just constantly I'm. walking over your dog I'm just trying.

you know what I mean like can't people. understand how deeply selfish it is and. that this unhealthy. um you know reliance. that they have on this animal is like. really it's it's kind of disturbing to a. lot of people. that they can't do anything without this. dog and I'm not saying you shouldn't. love your dog but like. cut it out like cut it out I'm a single. person without children you can be alone.

there's a dignity and just not trying to. Force an animal to be your boyfriend or. girlfriend or child. there's a dignity to it there's a. dignity to to be to Solitude if you can. pull it off. there's a little dignified way to do it. I've eaten in restaurants alone I've. seen other people do it there's a real. dignity too. not.

carrying in your fur baby or whatever. disgusting name you have for the dog I'm. not saying you shouldn't love a dog I'm. not saying the dog shouldn't be part of. your life I'm not saying you can't love. it like a child although it's not but. I'm not saying you can't I don't care. what you do in your private life get it. out of the restaurant is my point. there's a dignity in learning to be. alone especially at certain points in.

your life you actually have to learn to. be alone people right now because of. phones and adopted pets and group chat. like no one's ever alone with their. thoughts everybody the amount of people. I got out of every group text by the way. the amount of people I know that have 19. group texts constantly buzzing in their. phone where they cannot have a single. solitary thought without it being. co-opted and corrupted by five other.

people. it it's it's it's insane to me you need. to learn how to be alone with your. thoughts in this world and I know it's. not nice because many of those thoughts. are negative because life is negative. sometimes and you're but you're never. gonna have any meaningful breakthroughs. in your life if you can't shut off the. noise of the group text or the internet. or you can't go anywhere without a dog. sit now listen there's exceptions to. this go to the bakery and sit down with. coffee you got a dog I'm not a Nazi.

about this I'm saying you know more. often than not in an outdoor restaurant. we just don't need your animal. and I'm saying that like people need to. learn one of the things I've seen that. it's actually kind of disturbing these. people just don't know how to be alone. anymore and be chill. they don't know how to chill when. they're alone they're either creepy or. they're sad looking or they look like. they need help. be alone yeah the dogs at home I I was. hungry. I came out to have now then there's the.

people that are gonna would the couples. that bring the dog that's sick. the only people I feel bad for in this. scenario are the lonely [ __ ]. who come in with a dog if you are a. group with a dog burning house a burn in. hell if you're a couple with a dog [ __ ]. off. the only people I'm even trying to. relate to here and reach are the lonely. people who feel like being with a dog.

helps them deal with uh being lonely. those are the only people I'm trying to. talk nicely to here the groups of people. that bring dogs in should be turned away. I'm only trying to reach the lonely. people who think that just because. they're alone they are like I don't know. conspicuous or they stand out or it's. just better to have a I'm just more. comfortable with my dog here with me I.

just don't it just you just you need you. need to learn to be by yourself you need. to learn to fly on a plane without the. dog you need to learn what it's like to. have a chicken Caesar salad without a. dog you need to learn that there's a. dignity in being alone if you can do it. at a restaurant we're talking about. being in a restaurant we're talking. about eating alone in a restaurant. there's always great like a great older. woman with a nice glass of chardonnay. and the way she'll sit and she'll pick.

it a salad yes she's it was an anorexic. yes our life's horrible but in that. moment there's a strong dignity to that. she's trying to choke down just enough. food to survive she was a you know maybe. a ballerina back in the day and she fell. in love with one guy and he was a drunk. and he they couldn't figure it out and. and life has been very unkind to her. um she's white that helps you know but I. mean but it's been very because they get. more stuff but life's been very unkind. to her and it's but in that moment with.

her glass of chardonnay and her side. salad there's a dignity there to eating. alone there's a dignity to the the kind. of portly man who sits alone at the bar. eating and being a little chummy with. the bartender there's a dignity to that. if you know how to do it the kind of uh. pleasantries they share. um you know how how are you have you.

been how's your son he's good my son is. good you know and just we haven't seen. you in here in a while you know and. that's a joke because he's in all the. time they go oh I haven't seen you in a. while he goes yeah I know I'm here a lot. he's here a lot because his wife's dying. his wife's dying and it's hard for him. to face and he'll never forgive himself. for how little time he spent with her uh. in the last moments but but there and. it's sad that he can't face up to that. and he can't face up to her death.

because it makes him think about himself. and his own mortality and his son will. never forgive him for it because it's a. very hard thing you should have been. there more with her you know and and why. weren't you there with her why were you. always at that bar and then those are. horrible things but there's a dignity. there's a dignity in that moment when. they give him the burger and he cuts it. in half when he cuts that burger in half. there's a dignity to it yes he's running. away from everything in his life the. only woman that really ever loved him.

but she doesn't even hold it against him. because she was always stronger than him. and she knew that you know he was kind. of a near do well. um but there's a dignity in that moment. there's a dignity in certain moments. that will be ruined if if he had a big. Shaggy Dog next to him the the moment. would be ruined there there wouldn't be. a dignity in that there's I think a. dignity in eating alone I've seen people. do it the right way. and no one's doing it because they look. you know there's just a dignity.

especially in New York City it's a. religion eating alone in New York is. religion. people do it all the time it's great you. watch the restaurant you watch how. everything happens you see the rise in. the fall you see the servers struggling. to keep up with how busy the. restaurant's getting and they're. frenetic and angry and they're dropping. things and you're just kind of quietly. watching them eating and just kind of. watching the whole restaurant where it. kind of spins out of control. um you know there's there's something. really fun about that and I think that. like people just need to learn that. um instead of just you know constantly.

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Las Vegas Nevada. uh we're Saturday July 22nd The Encore. at the encore theater at Wynn Las Vegas. uh Saturday July 22nd I'm in Colorado. July 27th through the 29th at Comedy. Works South. um and then Parks Casino in Pennsylvania. in September that we may add some other. things as well. um but the Vegas shows are going to be. really fun I have not performed in Vegas. in a very long time I'm very excited. about that Tim dilloncomedy.com for all.

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