The Tim Dillon Show #335

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at places like Tacoma and Portland and. San Francisco very very soon enjoy the. episode ladies and gentlemen welcome to. the Tim Dillon show we are going to be a. Monday show we are uploading uh today. Tuesday uh because we got back late from. Arizona where we did a bunch of shows. sold them out in Phoenix and Tucson I. think Tucson was sold out we were close. um thanks to everybody who came out it. was a lot of fun I I spent almost a week. there in the desert and uh I like.

Arizona I like it because it's a state. that is evenly divided between uh. retirees and Psychopaths. um those are the two largest demographic. groups in Arizona people that are. retired and people who are psychotic and. that's a fun mix because there's one. side constantly trying to drag some of. the people into their side like the. Psychopaths they get a few of the. retirees to come on to their side they. pull them it's like that thing in gym. where you tug a war and you try to pull.

people uh and the Psychopaths. occasionally will pull some of the. retirees and then some of the retirees. will pull some of the Psychopaths and. just be like hey man how about just. chill how about just [ __ ] swing a. golf club. um but it's that natural tension between. retiree and psychopath which is what the. desert is that's the whole desert but it. was a lot of fun there we enjoyed. ourselves we are now the official. podcast sponsor of the Ukraine war this. is something that I'm very excited about.

we beat out. um a lot of the other podcasts we beat. out my favorite murder we beat that last. podcast on the left we beat out uh the. girls got to eat dude the girls that. sling the vibrators uh we beat them uh. to be the official sponsor of the. Ukraine war we are the show that. sponsors the Ukraine war as a podcast. now that doesn't mean we wanted to keep. going just because we are these official. sponsor of the Ukraine war we don't want.

it to keep going however. as long as it does keep going uh we do. realize that war can be beautiful and. teach us beautiful things about. ourselves and the world around us. um and that makes us the official. sponsor of uh the Ukraine war as a. podcast. uh similar to America who's sponsoring. the Ukraine war but doesn't want it to. keep going but if it does if it happens.

to uh it should be. um beautiful our president remember when. this started a year ago the Ukraine war. remember about a year ago the Ukraine. war started Russia invaded the Ukraine. and the idea was that there would be. some type of. push for peace that this would end or. someone would want this to end. um. and that has not been the case we are. now a year in. and uh you know now we're saying like.

Biden's gone out and said like Russia. will never win in Ukraine so it's the. American position that Russia has to. lose which is. uh I understand why that's the Ukrainian. position but it's the American position. now that Russia has to lose which is. different from the American position. saying we would like peace. peace would mean or you would think it. would mean that both countries made some.

arrangement agreement and that the. fighting War would cease. um there'd be a treaty we know it how. this works. but now President Biden has come out and. said uh there will be no victory for. Russia in Ukraine Russia will never win. which of course means that Russia will. lose and then he made a surprise visit. to the capital. uh on Monday and he was like it was very. secretive and sexy and because the whole.

thing with Biden now is because he's old. and he's kind of enfeebled and he he. doesn't know how to speak they have to. dress him up as he's like a tough guy. and he's tough and it's like he doesn't. give a [ __ ] and you know look at him. walking next to Solinski and you know. it's like Mr Biden arrived early Monday. morning to meet with President zielinski. this is the New York Times after a. 10-hour overnight train ride which he. slept through probably. um but the two stepped out into the. streets of Kiev even as an air raid.

siren sounded a dramatic moment that. underscored the investment the United. States has made in the Ukraine's. independence by the way it's clear they. want Biden dead like the people. like the people that are worried that he. may not be a good candidate they're like. yeah yeah you go over there show your. support walk around in the street you. and zelinsky make out whatever you have. to do make sure you're into public make. sure you see a bunch of people. um Biden was there for only five hours.

uh and he promised to release another. 500 million in military aid in coming. days. 500 million uh dollars. now the Ukraine wants some real deal. arms because Ukraine is now saying we. want to go into Red Square we want to. push into Russia you know we want to. bring down the regime in Russia uh. Russia is now pulled out of a nuclear. proliferation treaty uh with us symbolic. for sure who knows not the treaties keep. people from doing anything they want to.

do anyway. um but you know this is It's become a uh. incredibly and it's sad that anybody is. dying right so we all feel bad for any. civilian in the Ukraine that has been. killed anybody in Russia that has been. drafted in to go fight this war we feel. bad for anybody that's life is being. thrown into the abyss you're throwing. these people's lives uh into this black.

hole. um but. you know. now now we are basically saying like. we're in. we like it we like it the idea that we. don't like the Ukraine war. has to be destroyed we love it. we have a war of white people. in which we can throw hundreds of. billions.

maybe more at we enjoy it we like it. it's good for the weapons industry it's. good for our uh by the way what else are. we going to talk about the trains that. keep derailing with the poison we don't. want to do that. we're going to talk about the kids in. Ohio who are being refused lunch we're. going to talk about that later but what. do we what do we really have to say. we like talking about the Ukraine war.

it's good for our country to take the. focus off of the things that we don't. really love about what's happening in. our country and put it on the Ukraine. um. and we kind of like it's a it's a fun. Pastime right now it's like sports the. Super Bowl's over so this is kind of the. new thing this is another article here. uh in the New York Times which the New. York Times is now the official like U.S.

prom it's always been but like. specifically for this war. um very exciting very exciting here not. peace mind you not steps towards peace. um in the in the New York Times some of. the best weapons in the world are now in. Ukraine they may change the war. so we're now celebrating the Weaponry. that we send not not any steps towards.

any type of agreement that would stop. fighting. tens of billions of dollars of weapons. have flowed from Europe and North. American countries into the Ukraine. rifles bullets missiles artillery. yeah baby. at first the Nations insisted that the. weapons were defensive designed to help. the Ukraine fight off The Invasion one. year later as The Battered but still. potent Russian military prepares for a. renewed offensive the type of weapons. heading into Ukraine have changed. dramatically now they're getting the.

good stuff now they're getting the stuff. that they've kind of always wanted the. distinction my my favorite uh line here. the distinction between offensive and. defensive weapons was always a little. bit arbitrary. it's a little bit arbitrary it doesn't. really matter what we're giving them are. we giving them things to defend. themselves or to keep this going or to. push in to expand the scope of the war. we don't know we're just giving them fun. stuff and they're having fun and that's. just good old-fashioned American uh.

money laundering uh slush fund uh you. know Empire building stuff this is what. we do. um. and uh you know. I'm just uh you know it's it's. unfortunate we're we're um we're. enjoying this though and we're we're. enjoying it a little too much. it's a little scary how much we're. liking it. um it's it's Biden's you know he's. allowing him to seem strapping and cool. remember Boris Johnson in the UK did.

this when he went to visit with I'm. sorry when he went to visit with. zelinski if you were an embattled leader. in your country you just visit. zielinski and you walk around. kiev for a few hours and it's a nice. boost it's a boost to the numbers I. think by the way people army hammers. should do that why are celebrities not. doing that why are celebrities why don't. canceled celebrities visit Keith. get Harvey Weinstein out of jail have.

him walk next to zielinski down a main. street in Kiev Kiev whatever and I think. you could be looking at a good boost in. numbers. Bill Cosby's on tour I've got his first. tour date Keith. this is how much we love the war how. much we're enjoying it we have an. article in the New Yorker can. psychedelics heal ukrainians drama. so we're basically like let's not end. the trauma let's not end it.

micro dose mushrooms. take some psychedelics get a shaman take. some Ayahuasca it'll be like the war's. not even happening you can. therapeutically cleanse yourself of War. we're not going to stop the actual War. but you can feel better about the war. with a nice psychedelic regimen. meanwhile in New York Ukrainian. delegation including a representative. for the territorial Defense Forces had.

gathered to consider types of Aid other. types of Aid the goal according to an ad. for the event was to promote the. psychological and spiritual resilience. of Ukrainian people living in trauma. crisis and War. it's a psychological resilience we're. promoting your it's tough we know it's. tough. we know it's tough and we know that we. could maybe in a way kind of push for.

some type of peace talks but we're not. going to do that we're not gonna stop. this war in fact we're going to pour. gasoline we are now pouring gasoline on. this it's wrong that Putin invaded all. war is terrible but the idea that we. want this to stop is kind of hilarious. and now we're basically telling. ukrainians you better get Dr you better. use drugs because we're not ending this. [ __ ] so you better start using. psychedelic drugs uh you know whatever.

it is here's great demetriev whoever. this guy is kick things off by telling. this group okay through a translator. that he hopes to train 1500 Military. chaplains in special spiritual. resilience program. so the new plan for the Ukraine war is. to have the chaplains act as shamans and. guide people.

through microdosing in Ayahuasca so they. can feel better about this war. um so they can work through their trial. and I'm not saying psychedelics don't. have. um a place in in therapy of trauma. here's what also is really good in terms. of therapy and Trauma. stopping the trauma. stopping the trauma not spending. billions of dollars to keep the trauma.

going. that helps as well. yes stitches can help wounds also not. throwing a kid off a [ __ ] roof like. there's there's other ways to calm this. [ __ ] thing down. but as the official sponsor of uh the. Ukraine uh War we like we we like the. idea that. we are participating in a very confusing. uh battle where there are no real clear.

objectives. and very little. identifiable National interest so we can. just kind of rev this baby rev it up Let. It Go 20 years a 20-year. uh War here would be our best case. scenario a 20-year war that bleeds. Russia dry. foreign. now here's the other thing I want to get. into because I I mean you know the.

Ukraine will check in on it every now. and then it's the year anniversary. congrats but we're not going to we we. can't you know it can't be all Ukraine. all the time even though we are the. official sponsor of the Ukraine war and. we'll continue to be and we will provide. uh people in the Ukraine uh with. whatever they need whether it be uh uh. shroom tea or whatever helps them deal. with the uh bombings that uh our money. and support uh guarantees will not end. also uh China is now stepping in so.

China our favorite country China my. godson uh uh China's president Xi. Jinping. um he's going to Chinese leaders. expected to use Moscow trip to push for. multi-party peace talks so China is. actually uh thank God someone's running. the world China is now stepping up to uh. do a peace treaty in the Ukraine China. is stepping up to do it whereas America.

uh we are you know proceeding with the. Ayahuasca uh Retreats. um Beijing says it wants to play a more. active role aimed at ending the conflict. boo. maybe they're not going to end it either. I don't know I'm not going to take them. at their word for it maybe nobody wants. attend and the people familiar with. aji's trip planned a set of meeting with. Mr Putin would be a part of the push. right nobody wants this war to end. I have a bit about it on stage I don't. really want it to end nobody wants it to.

end I'm sorry we can't have an end now. we're in it. it's just a good pillar of the news. nobody wants it to end it's. accomplishing a lot of things for a lot. of people there's a lot of people with. financial interest in this we can have. it end we don't want any nukes because. that's mean but what we want is just a. prolonged conflict there this is not. something anyone wants to stop I'm. telling you nobody wants I don't think.

China wants to stop this either maybe. they do maybe maybe. now what are these people whining now. about here's the deal with climate. change we're all dealing with it in our. own way it's been freezing in Los. Angeles the winds are insane everybody's. upset. why are these people in Palestine Ohio. getting all of the attention. everybody's dealing with this every. single group of people in America is.

dealing with this my friend who had a. beautiful Waterfront in Florida it's. like down to the studs now now of course. you wanted to do a renovation anyway it. kind of comes in handy and she has a. place up in the Hudson Valley she can go. the point is she's dealing with a. horrible situation in Florida where she. has to renovate her house. um because it was just destroyed so. these people in East Palestine Ohio. uh that are complaining about this. trained derailment constantly I don't.

understand why they're sucking up all. the oxygen and that I'm not trying to do. a pun. um I don't get it I don't get what the. big deal is a train crashed with some. chemicals and now you have some. headaches and you're itchy. what's the big deal. this puts you on the map. EPA Chief Ohio governor drink tap water. near train derailment site after heavy. what's the they're drinking it.

what's the problem. I'm sick of these people just because oh. the sky is full of black smoke and oh I. have a horrible headache I can't sleep. I'm inching my kids are screaming. there's no more shared sacrifice anymore. okay 11 cars carrying toxic chemicals. whatever derailed as a train passed. through the town on the Ohio. Pennsylvania border officials conducted. a controlled burn of this build.

chemicals to prevent an explosion. they're trying to help you. um releasing large plumes of dangerous. chemicals into the air that left foul. smells in the area and has reportedly. made livestock and pets sick. um. I think the people here are overreacting. um I knew people a lot of people that. went down to Ground Zero. and uh breathed the air in at Ground. Zero and some of them are alive.

so I just think that like I understand. people being upset but you really you. have to look at is this just do you just. want attention. is that really what it is is it like oh. no one's ever talked about Palestine. Ohio. and this is the time for now people to. just get a chance where can you are. there like some type oh look at that. that looks can we bring that up. this looks not bad this is from what. space.

this is not even a big deal this thing. this is a small. train derailment with 11 cars with a few. toxic chemicals a control burn in the. air that's uh giving people. um headaches for days they can't sleep. uh and their pets are dying but other. than that I don't see a huge problem. here and I think really this is just. again a bunch of people in the middle of. Ohio that want to go Hollywood. this is the this is a culture of reality. TV freaks who want attention do we have.

any of the uh people like are there any. of the citizens of Ohio can we hear from. them are they. I mean can we at least like hear why um. this is being dominating the news cycle. constantly. and I'm unable to understand why this is. getting more pressed in an incredibly. freezing cold winter in Los Angeles that. is forcing me and several of my friends. indoors when many of the houses are. built for indoor outdoor living many of.

them are built literally for indoor. outdoor living where you have a a pane. of glass separating the inside and the. outside. I don't even understand and all I hear. about is is this it's uh Palestine Ohio. uh the train we're mad uh the people in. Ohio are mad their pets have headaches. it's like guys can we please. you have to enjoy it. stop being paranoid about everything. it's just 11 cars of toxic chemicals you.

know I think that it's a bunch of people. being babies. it's a bunch of big babies just get out. there throw a frisbee. get out there and move get out there get. your steps in you know these people. aren't lying they're not gonna lie you. think they would tell you that water was. okay to drink if it wasn't do you. believe the government would do that do. you think they would tell you that the. air was okay to breathe just so that you. wouldn't it wouldn't be mass panic do. you think they would lie to you just. said they wouldn't be mass panic and.

then years later when many of you pop up. with a weird illnesses that can't be. traced to anything except the fact that. you all lived in these Palestine Ohio. during the train derailment uh do you. think that is like realistic that sounds. like a movie. that doesn't sound like something that. would actually happen like you know five. years from now when people can't breathe. and people just you know in the middle. of the night start uh expiring uh yeah I. mean that sounds like a movie I think. that it is safe I think it's okay I.

don't think it's a big deal. I think it's cool as [ __ ] actually. the amount of [ __ ] photos and [ __ ]. cool [ __ ] now happening in your. community where nothing has ever. happened no one's ever heard of this. place and now it's cage getting all the. [ __ ] attention. the tick tocks coming out of there. people getting noticed for the first. goddamn time.

be a chemical spill influencer like use. this to get yourself on track to making. people know who you are if you're a. reasonably good looking person in East. Palestine Ohio get out there and start. dancing in front of the smoke. and I'm telling you this is your don't. let this pass you by. when Parkland happened.

those kids got famous Greta thundberg's. been famous right you need to be if if. there is a young climate activist this. is your time right now your time to. recognize you don't have to go to. college uh or if you do it can get paid. for you don't have to have a shitty job. you can get out there and make this your. brand I mean I'm telling you the media. will eat it up they'll Eat You Alive.

um just do it you know people are. complaining about uh headaches chest. tightness eye pain this is a 28 year old. told BuzzFeed news. you know a lot I'd say it's anxiety you. have anxiety this is what this town has. they have anxiety this isn't real this. isn't something that's happening to you. just because of the uh toxic uh burn. control burn of the chemicals this is at.

your anxious and you're nervous because. you're getting your moment in the. National spot like you don't you wonder. if you measure up. and you might not but that's really what. it is like you are anxious and it's sad. but I I don't think we have to go and. and oh the worst cloth I've had. shortness of breath and the worst cough. I've ever had in my life. drama queen. will you stop. what is this the long coveted crowd now.

because the train flipped over. enough nearly one million pounds of. vinyl chloride were on this train now. the EPA has confirmed it's entered the. Ohio River Basin which is home to 25. million what's wrong with vinyl chloride. this is one of the deadliest. environmental emergencies in decades and. no one is talking about it. vital chloride is not only flammable. but it's also brain lung blood and liver. carcinogen authorities decided to burn.

hundreds of thousands of gallons of this. chemical after a trained derailment in. East Palestine Ohio. well what could have happened they said. is if it would exploded it would have. sent shrapnel for a mile. one mile and you would have been like. sitting in a chair and then. it would have been like Final. Destination so what they did was they. decided to burn off the chemicals in. like a controlled burn. and then tell everyone that it's just.

chill. you know and I think that that's the. problem right now. is people are not acting chill. pretend that nothing's happening. you're suffering from anxiety I don't. think people are complaining about the. smell too they're saying the smell is. like a mix of super glue and bleach but. it has a bit of sweetness. focus on the sweetness. glass half full.

focus on the sweetness. that'd be worse it could be like the. kids in Ohio I I was reading about these. school lunches and apparently I don't. understand this. um during covid apparently people in. Ohio were given a free lunch for the. kids kids were able to eat food for free. and now they are not the school lunch. program in Ohio is ending uh and that. means that people get a pay I think it's.

two or three dollars a day. um uh for. two dollars I mean it's two dollars a. day per child okay but some parents are. struggling and they don't have that. um and so. basically they're coming out and saying. they're taking I'm not even kidding this. is not even a joke they are taking the. trays from the children who cannot pay. they are taking the food back from the. kids uh quote that was a little.

heartbreaking for my staff to deny. children and take the tray away. they are taking the tray away from. children in Ohio. and they are giving billions of dollars. to the Ukraine for weapons so just. process all that in your head. um. now I'm trying to think if there's any. reason someone would be against a school.

lunch because I know that. like a free school lunch because I know. that that is kind of an issue that. people debate and I know that it's kind. of a contentious issue I could see you. know my father said to me once a hungry. dog runs the farthest. and I'm so I'm thinking now is that. potentially the thinking there like you. know sometimes it's good to motivate a. kid so when the kids come into the. lunchroom and they all have their.

lunches and they're all eating and one. kid. uh or a few can't afford the lunch and. they go to grab the tray and you take it. from them and go no it's not yours and. then they have to sit there their blood. sugar drops and they kind of get. listless and they're upset does that. motivate them to like go home and learn. about the stock market I don't know that. is a good question like what is why.

can't we just make food for all of the. kids you'd think that we could just have. enough money to make a lunch that would. feed all of the children. but maybe there is a reason that some of. the children shouldn't eat. and that's something that I think we do. have to explore. number one kids are fat. so maybe they're just denying the fat. kids food. which I think helps if they maybe if.

they just sat all the fat kids in it or. maybe the fat kids uh made them like. work out during lunch so when all the. other kids are given food the fat kids. maybe they're putting a a side of the uh. you know uh cafeteria and they're made. to. um you know I don't know jump around but. um I I don't I'm trying to think of what. what would be a good reason to not pay. for maybe the kids if the K will it. teach them to not work hard if we keep.

giving them like a free two dollar lunch. a day like if we give them ziti or we. give them the hot dog does that just. create complacency where they're unable. to function. I don't know. what I also found is that children who. come to school late they end up in panic. mode worried to death they're not going. to get their breakfast because they. missed it and the doors closed a lot of. people now don't eat breakfast at home. um a lot of people wake up this is what.

happens and I don't know where in Ohio. this is but this is oh this this is for. all of Ohio the the thing that's being. discussed is for all of Ohio. um but a lot of times people wake up now. and they see their mother is like. drinking you know she's like drunk and. she's in a house dress and she's. wandering around and uh uh she's not. like cooking eggs for them and their. father's dead or missing. and so it's a kid like that who like. wakes up Mom's drunk already she's like.

laughing to herself at the table looking. at old pictures. and she's coming in and out of laughing. and crying. and then the kid is like hi Mom I love. you and then gives her a kiss on the. head and she's like look at you when you. were a baby and she's crying and. laughing and she's kind of rocking like. sometimes they Rock back and forth at. the table like this or maybe she's not.

saying anything maybe the kid wakes up. and he walks downstairs into the kitchen. and the mother's just kind of like. rocking back and forth and then the. father is maybe out uh tilling the land. he's telling the land or maybe he's uh. Dead uh or maybe he's I don't know you. know doing something else so the kids. now they don't have the breakfast right. they're not able to it's not like people. you know we grow up with those 1950s. commercials where like a mom is making. eggs or making pancakes but that's not.

true or like Mom sometimes is working. now like sometimes kids wake up and the. house is empty because the parents are. at work right so then the kids aren't. gonna go home I mean they're not gonna. go downstairs. and fend for themselves uh they need to. go and get a breakfast at school but a. lot of people are against that. and. and I I don't I mean there might be a. good reason for it why a kid shouldn't. have a breakfast in school. maybe maybe they should figure it out I. don't know I'm I'm I'm in the middle on.

this I'm undecided should children eat. you know what I mean like this is a good. question I don't think it's as easy it's. I don't think it's as easy as people. make it out to be people just go oh yeah. we have the money feed them. yeah but hold on a minute you know I. don't know if that's a good idea I know. that for example lunch eating lunch for. me uh ruined a lot of opportunities for. me because we would eat in mortgages we. would eat such a big lunch. that uh many of us would fall asleep in.

our chair or go into that state where. you're kind of asleep uh because you've. had so much uh carbohydrates or sugar. you're kind of like checking in and out. and maybe that's the problem here is. that we need to have kids kind of being. like on a fast and healthy but um. I'm unsure I I welcome anybody that's. had experience with this the pro-hungry. children and people that are anti-hungry. children I I appreciate like a debate.

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Palestine Palestine Palestine Ohio. the residents of Palestine Ohio in my. estimation are being a little dramatic. and they are being ungrateful uh for the. government. um because like I said the uh. the the EPA people like that have came. down to Palestine Ohio and they've drank. uh uh a glass of water that they're. claiming is from uh you know the water. system it was probably Fiji but even.

still even performatively I think that's. a nice thing to do I think it's a nice. thing to do and there's just a lot of. whining and now people are saying that. uh you know it's the vinyl chloride and. I'm having headaches and a lot of it to. be honest with you it's bad diet a lot. of these headaches are bad diet it's. high sugar high carbs watch does Joe. Rogan Experience uh you need to switch. to a carnivore keto diet because a lot. of these people in Palestine Ohio are. you know high on sugar all day and these.

are the headaches because you're coming. down off sugar and this is really bad so. I think it's primarily diet related a. lot of what they're experiencing I think. it's maybe anxiety and I think it's. maybe stress. I don't think it has anything to do with. all the vinyl chloride Burning Up the. Sky I think that's such a jump it's such. a jump to make like just because a train. 11 train cars full of vinyl chloride.

exploded in your town that's the reason. you're itching it's such a jump when we. know Dairy. is inflammatory it's hugely inflammatory. people get rashes all the time with. dairy when I was a kid I would get. rashes with ketchup and I love ketchup. and I eat it all the time and I. shouldn't it's liquid sugar paste but. it's so good but it gives you rashes you. can get some people get rosacea from.

nightshades which is like eggplant. tomatoes and such. things of that nature so what you're. seeing here I believe that Tim Dillon. show believes you're seeing diet related. illnesses in in East Palestinian. Palestine Palestine Palos Verdes. wherever it is I see diet related. illnesses in Ohio being wrongfully. attributed to the 11 train cars full of.

the vinyl chloride burning up the. atmosphere. um let's hear what some of these. ungrateful dramatic. truly horrible people have to say about. the things they're supposedly. experiencing all lies these are all lies. so I thought I wasn't sure if I if I was. really smelling what I was smelling and. feeling the way I was feeling. um and then less than five to ten.

minutes after I started smelling it my. son woke up out of a dead sleep. violently shaking throwing up totally. disoriented begging for water. um and he was not sick at all like he he. just wasn't there was no no indications. of a sickness before this and it was. shortly just a few minutes after I. started smelling it so at that point I. took them there kids have nightmares I. mean is this woman new kids have. nightmares they wake up often violently. shaking and projectile vomiting sort of.

like an exorcist scene because maybe. they're having a nightmare about you. know not winning the big game at the. school and getting the girl this is what. you know or it's the boogeyman's chasing. them through the cornfield these are. common nightmares that kids have and a. lot of them react to this with violent. shaking uh projectile vomiting bleeding. from the eyes. a lot of people have nightmares and they. bleed from their eyes so this woman is. trying to conflate these two unrelated.

things her son middle of the night doing. an exorcist. and the 11 cars of vinyl chloride. burning up the sky and uh the rivers and. the oceans and the lakes and the air and. the dogs and the cats and the birds of. the bees and everybody getting you know. so really it's the conflation of two. completely unrelated things the small. chemical. Armageddon and her son waking up in the. middle of the night like Linda Blair.

let's let's see someone else because I. Feel Like This Woman's a liar and I. don't like liars. let's see what else we have. this looks like a fun crew however since. I feel like the 9th of February February. yeah. um and were any of you all home when it. happened as well or I actually was home. I jumped out of bed unlike him we didn't. think we were getting evacuate and we. all stood back there and watched it I. texted her and she's like I'm staying.

here no problem and then finally they. knocked on her door and forced her out. of bed well I don't know at the area. we've had a lot of suicides with the. rain the railroad tracks there's a lot. so that's my first thought was who hit. the train now like I wasn't thinking. like chemical warfare here so that's my. thought she's like dude it's exploding. so yeah my uh my initial thought I was. downtown I was walking and I thought it. was weird the train I mean the trains. stopped over the intersection from time. to time I just hopped through them when. I were at this corner on the Clark.

Street you could see the Flames up in. there and I work at that building right. down there yep so I thought my shop was. on fire so I went running up there to. check on the Kiln and check on. everything back end of our building. caught fire so I actually for some. reason stood out there and watched it. for about 20 minutes like probably for. me to you do it right because like you. said we didn't know what it was right. and are you all back uh back working in. there is the debt building damage oh. yeah they as soon as the evacuation. lifted they were back in work of course. back to work I like it back to work this. is good.

that's America you'll watch the. explosion you get a nice little break. it's a nice little break but then you're. back to work you can't use this as some. lazy excuse to not go to work just. because you now have a permanent. headache you have to get back to work. work helps you and people don't realize. this that is uh you know that that you. know there's so much anti-work sentiment. in America all the time now. um like oh children shouldn't work it's. child labor or elderly people shouldn't.

work there's no that's not dignified and. they're they're old and we should care. for them they shouldn't work and uh. disabled people shouldn't work and. people with stage four cancer shouldn't. work there's always this cut like. rigmarole like oh they shouldn't work it. shouldn't work uh let's figure it out oh. they shouldn't work oh she has a brain. tumor in two months to live she. shouldn't work it's like really work. actually takes your mind off these. things and it's actually nice so what's. encouraging to me is that while the. smoke is still in the air these people.

are back at their jobs because that's. really the ticket to the train so to. speak that leaves them out of this. situation this woman is now what is she. complaining about her father and her. boyfriend Chris after being a vacuum a. complainer came back home today in this. town but she says she broke out in a. rash almost instantly I undressed to get. into the shower and I had a rash all. over the side of my face on both sides. and Oliver my chest take a look at these. photos of her this morning after coming. back on her property the rash all over.

her face neck and chest my boyfriend. Chris also had a rash down his left side. and I mean to this moment right now I. have just a really low grade constant. headache they live nearly a mile from. the derailment well they shouldn't be. seeing each other naked if they're. unmarried that's a huge problem right. now is a cohabitation outside of the. bond of marriage I'll hear nothing of. what they have to say my point about. this whole thing is it's been it's been. completely.

mismanaged uh by uh like you know all of. the uh the the government really needs. to go and tell these people and they are. but the government needs to not only. tell these people they're fine this is. actually a good thing it's actually a. positive thing so the government has. really failed we're losing the. propaganda War it's called Soft power. meaning that it's not only you know. about you know military uh Power in.

America it's about propaganda and it's. about the war of ideas and it's about. information we've heard all of this. that's not only foreign policy it's. domestic too the government needs to. show all these people how lucky they are. to live in a country where chemicals are. so prevalent that occasionally they. spill. think of the loveliness of living in a. land where you can get all the chemicals. you walked.

there's so many chemicals that. occasionally. they topple over and no one's concerned. about how much they've lost. they're just complaining about their. bleeding eyes and skin falling off their. face what they should be focused on is. how abundant this Vinyl chloride is how. much of it how easily it is to. synthesize how we can make more and more. of it and and that's really the the. answer here is like thank you God that I.

live in a country with all the chemicals. I could ever want on a choo-choo train. going through my backyard how lucky am I. how many people live in places where. they are literally they cannot get. anything they can't get anything ever. in America there is so much vinyl. chloride that no matter when you need it. what if and this seems like weird to say.

and I know people are going to ridicule. me what if some of the people in this. town needed Vinyl chloride. and now it's free for them. is that not something we should consider. what if some of the people in this town. were like honey I'm going out against. monochloride I'll be back a little bit. and then they're like oh my God. the Lucky Charms truck has uh toppled. over and we're knee-deep and. marshmallows thank Christ because now.

it's so I I think there's many things to. consider here now what is Trump saying. about this is he uh what's he what's he. up to. he was there speaking about. Palestine and to the nearby communities. in Ohio and Pennsylvania. we have told you loud and clear you are. not forgotten you are not forgotten we. stand with you we pray for you we'll. stay with you and your fight to help. answer mayor can you make the. accountability. accountability it'll all be out there no.

way clearly is that the mayor that's the. mayor you want to hear a clip of him. talking I need to hear a clip of him. this man is amazing yeah he was saying I. want to hear the mayor. I want to hear the goddamn mayor. who's wearing a purple shirt from DXL. something I would buy. this man is wearing similar fashion to. me. he's more welcome to come if he wants to. come uh I was very frustrated last night. if you're talking about the comments I. made last night I was very frustrated. and you know I stand by those comments. but.

um yeah if he wants to come. he's welcome. I like this man I like that he's in a. DXL shirt I like that he is out there. defending his town we hope we wish the. best for everybody in uh in Palestine. Ohio of course we have fans there should. we do a show there should we do a. benefit show I'm not even kidding should. we do a comedy show. to benefit the residents of East. Palestine stanstan Ohio.

from New York City. because even though I don't fear the. chemicals and I think everything's. completely fine and I think these people. are just complaining over nothing just. some routine uh leprosy. um I feel comfortable if we could do a. benefit show for the residents of East. Palestine Ohio. from Maine. the rocky coast of Maine or you know in. the uh you know potentially in Irvine.

California. but we should do I I literally I'm not. kidding. we should do a benefit show for these. people I don't know where the what the. money will be used for but. I would like to do a benefit show maybe. From Another Part of Ohio because I. don't think they have a venue for it. there. I don't know or maybe they do should I. go to East Palestine Ohio. to do a benefit show because these. people need stuff and you know here's.

what I think we could do with the money. that we raised we could buy more of the. vinyl chloride they lost. if we borrow more of the chemical that. they lost. is it not a successful endeavor. East Palestine Community Theater where. we sell real tickets that's not going to. be good I wanna I want a big big big. [ __ ] theater. uh to benefit the people you do Dayton. and he's Palestine Ohio I I think it's. the right thing to do and I'd like to do.

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promo code Tim Dylan. we're talking about tranq today folks. trank this is not an ad trank is a. Veterinary drug and it's worsening the. fentanyl crisis uh and I was watching uh. TV in Arizona local news and they were. talking about tranq dope this is what. everybody's on now all the kids because. fentanyl is I guess fun for a little. while until you realize there's harder. [ __ ] out there there's actually harder. stuff than fennel you know the horrors.

of the world are unfolding now so. quickly. um uh you know all of the nightmares. right the the the chemical explosions. and the economic inequality in Sam Smith. you can't fentanyl won't do it you have. to actually do something harder and the. tranq dope is what will uh get you to. where you need to go because the. fentanyl high is not enough to escape. the nightmare you need uh xylazine.

authorized for Animals it's this event. drug is one ingredient that an. increasingly toxic brew of illicit drugs. this started with bath salts. um you know where it was like the the. things about bath salts were like like. the the headlines were insane it was. like a a woman ate a pit bulls oh there. was one headline where a woman strangled. a pit bull to death on bath salts or a. man ate another man's face on bath salts. like it was unbelievable like the.

behavior the behavior that people. exhibited when they were on bath salts. yeah I mean it's like the attacker Rudy. Eugene was shot dead by police who. pleaded with him to stop. but only growls in response so this is. like a zombie in Miami this is from bath. salts uh he's eating another man's face. the police are like stop it and he just. went ah so that's you know nobody's. exhibited that type of behavior the bath. salts now we have uh tranctope and tranq.

is like this homemade Brew this. concoction of drugs to really really get. you to the point where you're kind of a. zombie. dealers May mix xylazine into fentanyl. to save money federal law enforcement. Authority said the drug known as trank. among some users can be purchased at low. prices from Chinese suppliers and offset. uh an offset some of the opioid in the. mix. and offset some of the opioid in the mix.

is presence in the drug Supply is part. of the arms race between criminals. seeking to enhance their products and. authorities trying to disrupt the market. so basically people are like throw a. little trank in there get a little trunk. wet your beak wet your whistle and if. you like it you can come back. um so what this is doing to people is. it's zombifying bodies so they're you're. seeing severe wounds uh they appear when. users in where users inject drugs and on.

other parts of the body they start as. like blisters purple or white they're. encircled by red rings it becomes like. lesions. um they look like burn victims some. people have legs amputated I mean I mean. it's really it's zombifying people's. bodies. um there's a 28 year old Nathan Clark. long time opioid user despite the toll. xylazine is exacting on his body Mr. Clarkson he can't stop using it as part.

of his regular drug consumption not. taking it would send him into brutal. withdrawal the xylazine is tearing me. apart he said I don't have skin on the. top of my hands you can see my tendons. you can see my bones so this is uh. the new hot drug on the street tranq. dope and people are taking it even. though they no longer have skin on their. hands they have tendon hands. and there you can just see their tendons. the way that you would do be like a. health book you would just see skeletal.

hands and people are going I'm still. they still got to do it because if not. what does this do for animals like what. kind of what is this this xylazine like. it's it's it's utilized or it's. authorized most often and utilized for. animals for cats or dogs or something. um they use it on horses oh they use it. on all the good [ __ ] gets used on horses. all the stuff that you know can really. take you there can get you there do we.

have a YouTube is there anyone on tranq. dope that we can like look at is there. any type of exhibit a we can point to. and say if because we want to make sure. that you guys know who's on track dope. in your life right so. um if your son or daughter is sitting at. the table with you you want to make sure. that you have all well number one if. your son sits down or daughter and they. don't have skin on the top of their. hands this is a big. um indicator that they're on track dope.

truly so if you're sitting there and. they're like oh it's just a friend you. know just hang up Mark you go hey. show me your hands. show me your hands why. just show them to me you never trust. anything I say. show me your skinless hands do your. hands have skin on them yeah they do I. promise show them to me why don't you. trust me that my hands have skin show me.

your hands and then they just take their. skinless skin. and then you go drag top. so you have to make sure that your kids. are not on track dope. let's see what else you can look for. you underneath so this is like getting. bit by a brown recluse spider your skin. becomes necrotic meaning that it dies. the skin cells die and it gets hard you. can knock on it like but that's a leg.

a leg. drug in modern history any worse tonight. we have the answer trank drug users. turned into real life zombies right down. to the rotten flesh we didn't want to. believe it either but it is real and it. is here all documented in this I love. the news voice when they're delivering. this they're like there's zombies. running around America it seems like. it's a bad movie but it's real and it's.

here. the trunk dope is real and it's here. threat of xylazine mixing with illicit. drugs xylazine is an animal tranquilizer. tranq is what you get when you mix it. with fentanyl lab hits for xylazine are. up 112 percent in the west deaths are. rising two into the triple digits. xylazine has been confirmed in overdose. deaths in Snohomish and King counties at. least 12 that we know of and those most. familiar with the drug fear it will get.

much worse he didn't have a flesh eating. disorder he didn't have an abscess and. he doesn't know how his finger went. missing and to me that is just by the. way she also looks horrible I mean let's. be very honest this woman looks horrific. she looks like she's on track dope she's. got Tourette's this is a social worker. this woman appears to be on TR if you. showed me that I would say two words. tranq dope drank dope.

she's on track how do I trust her when. she's on track how bad is it out there. now that people just can't even smoke. crack anymore that doesn't do it for. them they're like crack won't even work. anymore I need trank let's see what this. the rest of this track head has to say. I said it was just miraculously gone. a narcotic nightmare one young lady was. telling me about it and uh she was. saying that she used it and then was out. and didn't remember anything moving like.

a chameleon through an already Dangerous. Drug Supply that scared her enough to. want to go to detox as if fentanyl. wasn't deadly enough suppliers are. mixing your children will move like. chameleon through your home. looking for tracked up with their. necrotic dead skin lesions giving you a. clue that they're on the new hot street. drug track they seem everyone seems to. kind of know what tranq dope is Rochelle. long is a mental health professional. she's like listen I use track. occasionally just this month I can do it.

responsible and Clinics to brace. themselves for the full-on arrival of. tranq tranq is short for tranquilizer in. this case xylazine you're strong enough. for big animals like horses when it's. mixed with fentanyl it gives users a. brand new kind of High they'll think. they start dancing and they they seem. kind of happy and they're just having. fun sounds great to an immediate like. zombie like trance staring through you. as if like a horror film. it starts out you're like it looks like.

what [ __ ] and then it's like. I'm jambe yeah I mean listen I don't I'm. not I don't really tell people what to. do to have fun because like I think. people need to figure that out on their. on their own. um. with something like tranq I will say. that the downsides of the drug. potentially May outweigh some of the. positives. like the dancing and the Euphoria I do.

think that there is a chance that the. downsides of tranq. are going to. potentially. on the scales outweigh the good but I. leave it up to you I leave it up to you. out there if you want to use it if you. are a user of tranq. um and you want to come on the show like. via. like Zoom or something you know we're. not you're not coming near the studio. but if you are on track and there's a.

way to get you to just tell us what it's. like I'm for that. you know that seems to make sense thank. you for listening everybody uh. timdalacomedy.com for live tickets and. we will see you on patreon and we'll see. you next week.