The Sugar Algorithm | The Tim Dillon Show #373

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dyan show it is uh we are deep into the. holiday season here um and it's the. holidays everywhere even in places where. things aren't going well so we have our. tree we have a beautiful tree with great. ornaments uh to celebrate this very. special and momentous time it is even. the holidays for hundra Biden who are uh. the president's son.

uh in the. unending persecution of artists in. America they're trying to get him on. nine counts of tax. evasion this guy's got to remember to. not smoke. crack not [ __ ]. hookers not leave blow in the White. House and pay your taxes it seems a. little lofty of an ideal to hold a human.

being to that. standard there are so many things this. guy has to remember when he wakes up. don't call anyone I've ever met don't. reach out to any of the ex's don't call. my brother's ex who's my dead brother's. ex don't [ __ ] her don't do that. again don't commit. a uh federal drug crime don't commit a.

felony he's got a lot on his. plate and he's an. artist okay and many of you don't relate. to that because you are not. artists but he's an. artist Hunter Biden sees the world the. imperfections the terrible things and he. wants to make them into something. beautiful for you.

that's what artists. do what's interesting about this is you. know Gavin Nome that snake had this done. because he wants to be the president so. he. directed his cronies in California to. charge Hunter Biden recovering addict. artist father. right father recovering addict artist. father son.

of our president who's very present and. in the moment and not at all dead our. president and it's this is a beautiful. family that is now being attacked by the. silver tonged although not so silver. tonged in that debate with d santis. let's be honest Gavin got a little cocky. and kind of kind of [ __ ] the bed. um but I can't believe that they got. this. guy on tax. evasion Hunter Biden was indicted on.

nine tax charges in California as a. special Council investigation into the. business dealings of President Joe. Biden's son intensifies against the. backdrop of the 2024. election they cannot get Biden to quit. this is the thing he won't quit I don't. know if it's him that won't quit maybe. it is. him the every poll that is being. released is basically like you cannot. run you cannot.

walk you you you can't do it you're. going to. lose you're putting us at a big. disadvantage in the general. election they have him matched up. against Trump anyone Des santed dead. people Biden always comes out the loser. by like 10. points so now I think they've. basically now they're going to basically. see like well let let's see how much we.

can leak on his son because this guy. won't leave and I don't know why he. won't leave what did he. do what did this guy what are they. afraid of the next person. finding this is the only thing I've. cooked up in my own head and I may not. be. correct what are they afraid. of why will he not leave what what do. they not. want the next person stumbling upon why.

would he even want this gig why do you. even want the. job so now Hunter his the only son he. has. left three felonies six. misdemeanors in addition of federal. firearms charges in Delaware alleging. Hunter Biden broke laws against drug. users having guns in. 2018 why shouldn't a drug user have guns. Del aware they need them drug users need.

them more than regular. people they come after the implosion of. a plea deal over the summer that would. have spared him jail time putting the. case on track to a possible trial as his. father campaigns for reelection well. there it. is Biden's campaigning for re-election. the hunter Biden. trial he spent millions of dollars on an. extravagant lifestyle rather than paying. his tax bills.

yeah so. what they say he ow 1.4 million in taxes. because between 2016 and 2019 he wasn't. paying his taxes he was smoking. crack but the back taxes have since been. paid so I don't understand what the. problem is if convicted he could face a. maximum of 17 years in prison.

based on the facts of the law if. Hunter's last name was anything other. than Biden the Chargers in Delaware now. California would not have been brought. LEL. said here's a thing I would almost argue. the opposite it's like nobody's had more. leniency kind of than this. guy think about this this guy is the son. of the. president he has videos of himself. smoking crack and holding guns to. escorts.

heads we're kind of chill about this. we've been pretty chill about it you. know like everybody's kind of been chill. it hasn't been like like obviously the. Republicans have you know been like hey. man you suppressed that story the laptop. which they did it's a fact they didn't. want that story out but people have been. kind of chill. here about the content which is like.

this guy was wild like I'm sure Roger. Clinton was Wild Bill Clinton's brother. and Neil. Bush but we just don't have photo and. video evidence of every [ __ ] up thing. they've ever done with this guy I mean. you can see him smoking crack guns to. the heads of hookers can we get any of. that up that we can play without be it. being a problem uh some of is in scrubed.

I can find some for what's what's. interesting about it is people are like. well he's being attacked cuz his name is. Biden it's like no no no one could do. that if my aunt found my uncle's laptop. and he had even one of the videos that. Hunter Biden had his whole life would be. ruined can you imagine that if anyone. found think to. yourself you have a laptop maybe in uh I. don't know your SP.

room your wife finds it your husband. your significant other other your kids. they find a laptop on the laptop is. photos and videos of you smoking crack. with. hookers in the. Ukraine. anyone anyone's life would have been. ruined this guy is doing well he's. painting he lived in Malibu up until. recently still does this guy's doing.

great there's no way my uncle could have. a laptop with photos and videos of him. doing the things Hunter Biden did and. end up in Malibu no way no way no one no. one if you recorded every bad thing. you've ever done [ __ ] hookers guns to. their head lines of coke cooking. crack if you recorded every single thing. you've ever done you're life would be.

ruined over your wife would divorce you. she would take everything the judge. would be like buddy what the [ __ ] you'd. go into the rehab you could potentially. be charged with something I don't. know. documents texts and videos obtained by. Daily Mail show Hunter Biden spent a. staggering 30,000 on escorts in a. five-month period by the way 30,000 in. five months you can do that. that's not that stagger I mean it's wa I.

mean come on he's not these aren't. bottom of the barrel [ __ ] here he's. got he's got good [ __ ] mhm but can you. imagine that if you spent. $30,000 on escorts in five. months and recorded the entire thing and. then your wife found it you would be DOA. dead he's doing pretty good he's still. at the White House they still let him in. the white house he still gets to stand. on the the balcony he's probably still.

leaving cocaine in the white. house he had an AR didn't Hunter Biden. have like a show of his work yeah it was. here in SoHo yeah he had a show of his. work in. SoHo this is not a guy who's like a. hopeless guy people well well it's he's. being persecuted because of his name no. no no no no it's his name which is the. reason that the guy can live in Malibu. and have art shows in SoHo no regular.

human being can spend. 872 th000 on prostitutes porn and sex. club memberships take 1.6 million from. ATMs by the way it's a job as father got. him in the burisma [ __ ] around in the. Ukraine that's how he has all this. money he's a lawyer lawyers don't have. any money anymore by the way anyone. listening to this thinking about. becoming a lawyer when you graduate law. school now you're you're impoverished.

for like 15 years you can't make any M. there's like 20 lawyers that have any. money it's not a lucrative thing anymore. doctors same thing you talk to the big. real estate agents you go who did you. represent 20 30 years ago they go it was. doctors lawyer they go now I don't have. one doctor one lawyer they can't afford. [ __ ] it's all Tech Finance creative. people on a very high level and athletes. lawyers and doctors are out this guy's a. lawyer. how the [ __ ] he taken.

1.6 out of an ATM it's because he had a. [ __ ] job where there was a slush fund. which he used for hookers and blow and. by the way I'm not even moralizing about. any of that I've had my own problems I'm. not more like I'm not saying that this. guy should be. condemned I'm saying he's getting less. than what a normal person would get I. sat in uh AA for years I still do.

occasionally uh it's not Anonymous when. it's my program I keep other people's. anonymity I don't give a [ __ ] whether. you know what I'm in or not I don't go. enough I should go more but I've heard. stories of how people's lives Get. Wrecked when they do what he's done I've. lived them right I lost a house my. credit got shredded I lived with comics. on couches in rooms in New York City for.

years working [ __ ] jobs trying to learn. how to be funny there was no art gallery. show in SoHo there were no high-end. rehabs I didn't live in. malibo I wasn't invited to the White. House that was not part of my sobering. up. journey I had tax problems too I had to. pay the [ __ ] money I had to get a. shitty little lawyer that didn't really. care who tried their best and we paid.

the [ __ ] money back I didn't really. owe that much money he owed a lot more. than me but this idea that like Hunter. Biden's had it particularly rough is. insane that's. insane it's crazy he's not had it. particularly rough I know tons of. addicts whose entire lives and they. didn't do a fraction of what he. did I know people who lost their entire. lives because they drank too much one. night and got in a car and got pulled.

over didn't hurt anyone didn't kill. anyone didn't have uh you know 200. videos of Ukrainian human trafficking. victims [ __ ] them with a gun to their. head they just made a left when they. shouldn't have they got pulled over they. lost their car they lost their job they. had to pay restitution they they didn't. have the money for it it took them years. to get their lives back. years so this idea that the Democrats.

are going to be like well it's. actually Hunter is paying a price that. other people don't pay he's paying far. less of a price than any drug addict. ever that's been caught with anything. and no matter what you believe. politically I don't care if you love Joe. Biden and hate Donald Trump you have to. agree if you're a rational person that. Hunter Biden is not paying the price. that other people have paid how many. drug addicts by the way. are in.

Malibu with an art show in. SoHo and I mean this is wild so Hunter's. four years of wild. spending he went nuts spending money. ATM's. 1.6 2016 he withdrew. 200,000 this is by the way a lesson in. Progressive uh drug use as well and how. it gets worse 2016 200 Grand 2016's.

probably not that bad he's smoking crack. occasionally couple of lines of the. powdered cocena it's okay things aren't. great but it could be. worse. 2017. 53,000 out of an ATM now he's not taking. this money out to tip. valet understand this money goes right. to the dealer I know I was a drug addict. from many years that's why when I'm.

talking about him I'm not condemning the. act of using drugs I'm condemning this. idea that he's had it particularly rough. he hasn't 500,000 in 2017. 2018 things get a little. unmanageable. $772,000 at of ATM or cash withdrawal. where he shows. up sniffling at a bank and goes I I got. to take some some money out I need some.

money now and he goes in he's got a nice. suit because he spent a lot of money on. clothes that's the next thing coming. up clothing and accessories he spent a. total over this and so the last year at. 772 548 the exact same amount of money. so that's where he maxed out that's. where he was going to die he was doing. about. $800,000 worth of crack a. year around that and. hookers hookers and crack that 800,000.

of hookers and crack that was his budge. that was the budget in 2019 you're. telling me you spent 800,000 on hookers. and crack two years in a row you have a. art show in SoHo no and nobody I know no. one you know by the I'm talking about. celebrities I'm talking about a lot of. people I'm not just talking about broke. people or middle class people I'm. talking about like people that I know. that have done really really well if. they had behaved like that it would be. over over over there would be no second.

or third act this guy's got the benefit. of his second or third Act and the only. and if he is being which he's not if. this is all. political and that's the only reason. that they're doing this and obviously. Nome may be involved in it trying to get. him out I don't know if he is or not it. doesn't make Newsome look great either. by the way to to to show that this is. you know this he keeps talking about how. great Biden is this is his son. if he is being if any of this is.

politically motivated it's because his. dad won't just not be the. president his dad won't just walk away. and let someone else. run so but I don't think it is like. here's the deal he's a known guy so he's. he's. being prosecuted because they know what. he did whether it's political or not. they they know know what he did the. crimes are public they're out in the.

open he didn't pay the taxes so this. idea that like you. know my favorite one is Health Beauty. and. Pharmacy in 2016 he spent 54,000 2017 he. spent. 110,000 2018 46,000. 2019 uh less 26,000 on health beautyy. 2019 he's like listen no condoms anymore. the condom budget's done we don't need.

condoms honey you don't need tweezers. and Q-tips it doesn't matter no. condoms that's the only one that goes. down is Health Beauty and Pharmacy you. don't need Claritin get in the car get. in the. car you know 2016 is's really nice about. it he's like yeah go get go get whatever. you want get whatever you want what do. you what what do you need you want I've. all you girls love your nails go in. there and get nail nail polish remover. whatever you need I'll be in the car you. go in there and get whatever you want.

2019 he knows these [ __ ] for a while. he's like you get in the [ __ ] car. okay you know I'm clean we don't need a. condom you know I'm. clean my father's [ __ ] gonna be the. president um so that sucks but we wish. we wish what do we wish him we wish him. well wish them well I'm telling you. right now I I I I so many people are. doing e-commerce right now and so many. people are unfortunately unaware of ship.

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that as a country go where are we what. do we need where are we what do we need. these are the things that keep me up at. night I go where are we what do we need. and you know what we need we need more. McDonald's that's our. medicine we need more McDonald's the. prescription for what this country needs. is more McDonald's in a slightly. different because look at what.

McDonald's has. done it's a. legendary concept originating where all. good things do in. California where you can get. cheeseburgers for almost nothing. whenever you. want that's what McDonald's is it's. other things yes it's Grimace and the. Hamburg it's fun they have the play. place the McGriddle is nice but it's. it's the beginning of fast food the idea.

and the concept that someone. somewhere is going to hand you a hot. cheeseburger through a window. immediately pretty much whenever you. want that is one of the most. revolutionary. Concepts in American history you may. think we've abused that concept and. there's certainly some idence I've. abused it I know my friends have abused.

it but that is what McDonald's is. McDonald's is now launching A New. Concept it's being launched in Bowling. Brook or balling Brook Illinois Bowling. Brook Illinois it's called cosmics cosos. smc's it's not open yet there was a team. full of actors in the drive through. filling a uh filming a commercial so the. menu was up and I was able to snap a few. picks from afar. it's a a mix of a lot of new drink.

offerings and an all day breakfast menu. of new items so here's what McDonald's. has realized they look at Starbucks and. they. go Starbucks is killing people with. drinks it's much easier look look at any. Starbucks there's not a lot of people. working in a Starbucks it's a pretty. paired down. concept you can kill PE a good amount of. people it's a real genocide with. Frappuccinos in there you can kill them.

easily you need a blender some syrup. some ice and a lid that's it you don't. need grills and onions and cheeseburgers. you don't need hash browns you don't. need little apple slices to pretend to. give to the kids and all that [ __ ]. you don't need characters you don't need. all you need you don't need a fry cook. all you need is a couple marginal. intelligent reasonably desperate people.

to work there all day Manning the. they're all versions of a. slushie the the maligned thing that we. all hated at 7-Eleven we all made fun of. because it is. heinous the Quicky Mart slushie from The. Simpsons the the just cold slush in your. uh. glass is what a frappuccino is now of. course it tastes better it's got. caffeine it's coffee it's sugar but.

that's what Starbucks does you know yes. they do coffee they do other things well. what about the paninis yeah sure sure. but what they do is every month at. Starbucks they have a new way to kill. you they have a caramel macchiato with. toasted coconut they have a mocha cookie. crumble they have a it's a milkshake. it's all it is and they have holiday. they have a a caramel Brule peppermint.

mocha you know. and what these things do is they're. addictive you ever had a frappuccino I. have you drive through the third sip I. may get one after this just hearing. myself talk about it the third sip or. fourth sip of a. frappuccino your eyes open your your. headache if you have a tiny little. headache it goes away you make that. right. turn onto the [ __ ] uh you know onto.

the service road or the parkway or the. highway and you are doing good and you. put it in the cup holder and maybe. there's a song that Mar I don't want to. laugh and and and and you were just you. are on you're riding the horse of sugar. and it tastes good and now I used to do. with little perad dooodle do I'd have a. perco set and you put a marar Al light. in your mouth or Newport or Marboro.

light oh Lord. Jesus Oh Lord and then the [ __ ] that. would just gather in your stomach that. you would take at the office and you. would spend the first 10 minutes in the. office [ __ ] that glorious per ccoet. Starbucks cigarette. [ __ ] now when you have when you have an. office job these are the small lovely. pleasantries we talked about a couple. episodes. back so what McDonald's has realized. because all these Executives sit around.

and they basically go how do we kill. people how do we kill them how do we do. it how do we kill people and PE the. McDonald's goes you know they're coming. after red meat yeah they don't like that. they're saying that the cows farting is. killing the ozone layer everybody's. getting skin cancer the waters are going. to rise going to be a real Day After. Tomorrow situation you know Miami. Manhattan all these places flooded. California's on fire not good. uh we don't like it not good so they go.

we got to figure out. how to transition out of red meat this. is what McDonald's I truly believe they. thought like this because they're smart. they're not dumb they're. smart and they go how do we kill people. make that big this is how you kill. people this is how you kill people with. a churo. frappe churo frae s'mores cold brew this. is how you kill people. this is how you kill people in a world. that has turned against red meat we've.

turned against a cheeseburger red meat's. a symbol of the patriarch you don't give. a [ __ ] about anything I be I bet you hit. trans people with a. stick so the churo frae comes the. s'mores cold brew can you imagine. that the sour cherry energy burst for. the. minorities there's got to be something. for them there's nothing wrong with it. tropical what is that that say spice Aid. looks a little like [ __ ] aid but I.

that's theirs that's what they it's. spice Aid blueberry Ginger burst for the. people who are like I just need a little. cleansing today black berry mint green. tea Island pick me up punch. oo Berry hibiscus sour Aid popping pear. slush popping pear slush s Tango. lemonade chai frappe burst turmeric.

spice life so now what they'll do they. do this and then they also have like a. green tea it's just like McDonald's has. the. salad here's how you kill people and by. the way if you don't think I'm going to. uh Bowling Brook. Illinois in like a day you're crazy. because. I this does look phenomenal now but this. is they are trying to kill you and. knowing that is okay because everybody.

hates cynicism Conan O'Brien who I think. is a brilliant comedian who I respect. and love and everything he's done I love. but he said one day there one moment I. had a little disagreement with him but. he is such a iconic legendary guy that. you just everything he says he goes yeah. I I bet he parts of what he's saying I. understand where he goes I hate cynicism. it's my least favorite emotion and it. doesn't produce anything. good I understand what he's saying and. where he's coming from but I've always. valued little bit of cynicism and I'll. tell you why it can keep you alive and.

it can keep you um it can keep you from. getting in. trouble too. much delusion isn't. good um. ascribing motives to people that are. positive isn't good oh you don't know. why someone's trying to help you you. don't know why it could be because. they're a lovely amazing person and they. just get off on helping people if might. be because they like the position that.

they're in versus the one that you're in. they might like that Dynamic of being. kind of above you they might want to. control you there's all kinds of reasons. and I'm not saying you shouldn't take. help or you should be overly paranoid. but. like especially when it comes to. American corporations I think maybe a. little bit of citiis when it comes to. narratives about War and Peace a little. bit of cynicism when uh a a new credit. card is launched where they go it's no. money to no interest you're the winner.

you know 27 months no payment like be a. little cynical about these things um so. when McDonald's goes we're gonna open. this New Concept be a little cynical. they're trying to kill you they have. something called mck. pops they're little Donuts filled with. peanut butter and Nutella they have a. spicy queso sandwich creamy avocado. tomatillo sandwich prenzel bites Egg. McMuffins McFlurries caramel fudge.

brownie Sunday's cookies caramel fudge. brownie The Twist cone Savory hash brown. bites but make no mistake the star of. the menu will be the drinks that is what. they want they're trying to kill you now. primarily with liquid it is easier they. can make it easier it's cheaper it gets. you addicted you're addicted and you go. [ __ ] it I want a s'mores cold.

brew that's how I want to start my day. with a churo. frae and and when when they come out. with the nutrition information and. what's in these make no mistake these. will be it will be a cup of poison it. will. be sugar do they have any of it I'm. looking for it right now let's see if we. can find any of it you want to see the. churro wi first let's see the churro.

frappe. first what is the churro frappe working. with in terms. of 610 calories only 610 calories for. for a drink 610 calories under n churo. frappe yeah do we have the breakdown of. sugar uh not. yet it's proprietary they're not going. to give out ingredients yeah they're not. going right okay so this is a new it by.

the way it represents a shift fast food. over the next months weeks years is. going to move away from red meat they're. going to move away into things that feel. healthy that are. not this is what's going to happen. McDonald's is the most powerful and. biggest company the fact that they're. doing a drink restaurant shows you that. the future is probably going to be in in.

things like. that they can kill you in many different. ways they don't need to kill you the way. they've always killed you they can end. your life. slowly in many different ways and the. way that they're going to do it is by. opening a Starbucks for people that film. fight videos after school because that's. who goes to McDonald's a lot of people. McDonald's knows where their locations. are yes some of them are in the suburbs. some of them are in the city the. interstate and what are you going to.

drink when a [ __ ] pops off to another. [ __ ] and they start beating each other. and 30 kids with iPhones are filming it. you know what you're going to drink a. popping Paar. slush as they wipe the blood off the. floor of the Bronx Grand Concourse. McDonald's you were going to hear the. slurp of a churro frae being finished. finished at. Cosmic when the bloody floor of a cosmic.

is being cleaned with ammonia by an. immigrant who doesn't speak English. someone will have a cold Bruce. s'mores and you'll hear the clink of the. ice this is marketed to people that just. want to get high it's about getting high. and McDonald's is like we just need to. run these do we have any art or any. renderings of what these will look like.

inside uh here we go where will people. drink the sour cherry energy burst or. the tropical spice Aid where will they. drink. that when you were typing free Palestine. on to X you'll be drinking a tropical. spice. a no insides yet just no ins sides yet. blue and yellow very interesting so th.

this is coming this is coming it's Sonic. it looks like Sonic well what they're. trying to do is they're trying to move. away from what they've made their money. doing which is beef and red meat and. they know. that the people that are still into red. meat are are are people that are going. oh it has benefits keto carnivore. whatever obviously poor people still eat. burgers but it's that vast middle people. that don't have enough money for a RI. eye that's.

grass-fed and they're not totally [ __ ]. with they're just eating White Castle. it's that vast middle class that they're. the ones we try everything out on. they're the ones we go we yell at them. all the time you know don't use too much. toilet paper how how long are you in the. shower for it's the middle the rich do. whatever they want and the poor just try. to survive the middle class they're the. ones we try out all our [ __ ] on every. Guilt Trip gets delivered directly to. the doors of the middle class usually by. the rich they go this is what you should.

care about you mouthbreather. so the middle class right now they're. being beaten down by don't eat red meat. red meat's bad climate change red meat. climate change boom boom but every. article every article that the times is. putting out the New Yorker even the. journal Wall Street Journal all of these. Publications are putting out the idea. that red meat draw a line to climate. change draw a line to we're all flooded. and dead that burger draw a line to your. mouth and rich people don't give a [ __ ].

they go they own all the [ __ ] that's. poisoning the planet they don't care and. poor people are like I have $3 what do. you want me to do I have $3 I gotta eat. I got an eight hour shift I've been. broke I was a tour guide in New York. City when I got off I had Dollar Pizza I. had no money what was I going to do have. a wild caught salmon for $38 it's not. GNA happen you don't have a lot of time. when you're poor you're broke here's the. hot thing that's cheap for you. you so what McDonald's is smartly. realizing is that this middle class that.

they still have to try to lure into. their restaurants they have to lure the. middle class into their restaurants. along with the lower class that's why. they have the you know all the tropical. spicy I mean that's being aimed at. people that don't have a lot of money. and then they have the blueberry green. tea this is green tea habiscus this is. the habiscus green tea you know they. have all of those. things because those things are. um aimed and targeted at kind of the.

little white you know the white woman. who's having a. hibiscus and I went to cosmics I have my. habiscus. blueberry green tea and man I I wish. Hamas would just tie me to a tree I. think about just a couple of Arab men. tie me to the back of a truck I just sit. there with my habiscus. tea and I sexualize monster terrorists. because I'm bored. Bo and that's what you know this is what. Cosmic cosmc is going to.

do but it does represent kind of that. significant shift in what fast food has. to do because this is they have to lure. you in they have to hit you over the. head and Americans you know it's the uh. it's that old adage right it's like the. the rich the poor kind of get away but. it's the middle class that we we. experiment on it's an. experiment feeding people sugar like. this is an experiment and we're going to.

experiment on the lab brats in the. American suburbs that's why this is. happening in Bowling Brook Illinois we. go this isn't happening in Malibu. they're not doing this on Park Avenue in. Manhattan they're doing it in Bowling. Brook Illinois they're like when you get. off work at the plant whatever plants. even left or you're on your way to be a. fifth grade teacher you want to stop at. cosmics and get a churro frappe to just.

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under former president Donald Trump's. sweeping Criminal Justice Reform has. been charged with first-degree assault. of a. teenager William deden dreaden was. indicted along with his wife Tiffany. Harrison in connection with their. alleged involvement in assault outside. of Baltimore High School. uhoh authorities said that the comple. accompanied their 15-year-old son to the. Carver Vocational Technical High School. on October 27th and allegedly joined. their son son in the assault of another. teenager during which their son pistol.

whipped uh the victim well listen do you. want parents to be involved in their. kids' lives or. not do you want people invested in what. their kids are doing or not yes or yes. if I'm going to pistol whip someone at. my high school and my father and mother. come with me and attack that person. that's a family memory I'll have for the. rest of my. life. I don't know what's going on in these. inner city schools we always hear about.

them there's issues I imagine but I'll. tell you this everyone always says the. parents are not involved this is what we. hear all the time the parents are Mia. they're not around the kids are are. running around doing all their own stuff. well here is a a situation where a. father and a. mother decide to go to the school with. their son to pistle whip someone and you. know what. I think it's nice I think it's actually. good I think it's pretty [ __ ] nice.

that a couple of weeks before Christmas. someone that Trump let out of jail with. his wife goes to support their son in a. pistol whipping I think it's. nice he secured early release from. federal prison for isn't this good. letting everyone out of jail I think. it's great it seems to be working well. this no bail seems to be working well. where you commit a crime and they ask. nicely not to again it seems well it. seems great it seems like it's a good.

idea to just let everyone out of jail I. don't know I don't. know dreaden and Harrison each face 15. charges including first-degree assault. reckless endangerment and use of a fire. firearm in the commission of a crime of. violence records show that dreaden had. secured early release from federal. prison 14 months before the October. incident after making a claim under the. first step act which was the most. important Criminal Justice Reform.

legislation passed in a decade Baltimore. Police told Newsweek that dreaden had. previously been arrested multiple times. for drug rated charges Dre's criminal. history is first reported by Baltimore. TV the bipartisan legislation which. aimed to cut unnecessarily long Federal. sentences and improve conditions of. federal prisons was widely supported by. both Democrats and Republicans. lovely although Trump ran a tough on. crime campaign when he was elected to. the White House in 2016 here's the. problem see here's what it is here's. what it is here's what it is we all.

think it's unfair that people that sold. drugs have to spend their entire lives. in. prison we all pretty much think. that nonviolent drug offenders um end up. [ __ ] with these you know Federal. mandatory minimum sentences Rockefeller. drug laws in New York in example you. know these are not great. um however not every everyone and I'm. gonna and I'm going to you know people. aren't going to love. this people aren't going to love this.

because this is not nice to hear are you. ready for this get ready listen closely. listen closely pull pull over pull into. cosmics get your frae get ready for this. not all nonviolent drug offenders are. gonna be. nonviolent I. know bummer bummer not all nonviolent. drug offenders can be is just what it is. just what it is some of them will be. some of them are some of them are lovely.

and great and they got caught up and. whatever but some of them are going to. pistol whip a 15-year-old at. school I don't know I don't know what. you. know part of freedom is going with your. son to pistol whip the kid at school I. guess and you know I guess you know. you're going to get arrested for that. but you know a lot of this criminal J. Justice Reform like let's make the. prison safer and nicer and it's all. needed we need better prisons and that.

rehabilitate people and don't just throw. them into these boxes you know all these. cosos just start fight clubs uh with the. people which is a decent way to stay in. shape and you know fighting is now more. mainstream and everybody loves it so I. don't know why they are always you know. everybody's always like they started a. Fight Club it's like well it's you. know but here's my point my point is. this there should be more. rehabilitative uh you know. programs in prison people come out of. prison they don't know what to. do but this is also going to happen you.

if you fling open the gates of prisons. and let people out some of them are. going to go to the school and pistol. whip the kids with their children now. again I don't this is a this is a. family that has chosen to act together. that's not nothing this is kind of nice. we always hear about the inner cities. that the families are not together I'm. not making that up this is what we hear. I don't I'm not involved by the way so. don't come at me and be like this is.

coded racist it's not it's not I'm I. hear that there are issues in the inner. cities with the families not being. together I hear it I'm not experiencing. it this is not the case this isn't the. case this is a father and mother who. love their child enough to go to jail. for him by because they pistol whipped a. 15-year-old and Donald Trump let them. out of jail to appear for whatever.

reason I don't know Donald Trump W. trying to secure the rapper vote I guess. I don't know he had some of it. already and Coulter and a lot of his. people that really loved him were like. what are you doing here what is this why. why is this. happening but you. know here's the deal in a in a in a in a. bubble this is kind of fine if it wasn't. the prevailing attitude of all the inner. city to just fling up in jail CES and. let everybody out if there was a a way.

to look at this in a bubble and you go. yeah this [ __ ] happens this is a perfect. [ __ ] happen. story and the people that are pro the. reforms will say it [ __ ] happens it's. amazing what is and isn't [ __ ] happens. by the way if a girl at college is. sexually assaulted by a white guy it's. not [ __ ] happens it is a. orwellian structure that has oppressed. and there's all of that but if something.

like this Happ it's not [ __ ] happens. this is uh you know I'm sorry this one. would be should Happ this one would be. like well hey you know people they have. a bad morning some of them have a bad. morning and they just pistol whip their. son's enemy at. school so it really just depends it's. both sides do it Republicans do [ __ ]. happens Democrats do [ __ ]. happens part of our. country is deciding what isn't what. isn't isn't [ __ ] happens that's part of.

the whole country that's part of the. entire thing is it [ __ ] happens when. this happens or is it you made that [ __ ]. happen or [ __ ] is happening for a reason. that you could potentially uh change. fix. alleviate this burden somehow and I'm no. expert on any of this stuff it is just. it is interesting because this is what. everybody believes now I go out with. people I talk to people I chat with.

people we all talk and they go it's the. criminal justice system in America is. corrupt it's unfair those things aren't. untrue and it's certainly been cruel to. African-Americans certainly been cruel. to Inner City certainly it is a all of. that is true no one's denying. that the problem then. becomes how do you fix it without.

destroying Public. Safety that's that's the issue it's not. easy it's not an easy thing to do how do. you fix it without people pistol. whipping 15y olds at the school which. again I don't know if I'm against or for. I don't know what the kid. did I'm just saying that's the concern. how do you fix. it without. destroying Public Safety they didn't. they it doesn't seem to be working in. San Fran doesn't it's not really working. in La more home invasions now than there.

have been go to any party had a. Christmas party in La people just you. know they come in they a house on my. block was robbed or you know a guy got. followed home I got a got a gun to that. no nobody in La is that creative to make. this stuff up by the way if they did the. shows would be better they're not that. creative this actually happened you can. hear what's going on in an area by just. talking talking to people it's no. conspiracy No Agenda these are all. liberals by the way they're Los Angeles. liberals in the entertainment business.

none of them follow it up by the way. with we need harsher penalty because. they're too dumb they don't even. understand what's going on they just. tell you what they see my friend got. followed home gun to his head they took. his Lamborghini and then some of them. now have started to go yeah maybe we. need a maybe people need to go to jail a. little bit but you know this this idea. that. you can just let everybody. out might not work nobody is willing to.

admit this is my favorite thing about. politicians they're all certain of the. of the results of everything they do. none of them go yeah we don't know we. don't know none of them everybody goes. this will reduce the no one has no one. has the foresight to go yeah we don't. you know there be a be a mixed bag out. there be a mixed bag bag out there if we. if we let everybody out some people will. live lovely lives very productive lives.

and a few people will pistol whip kids. at school we don't know we don't know we. don't know you can't sell that to PE you. couldn't sell that to people you can't. so you just have to go you know you have. to go well this will reduce the. unfair treatment the you know and you go. okay well people go yeah yeah yeah that. sounds good I don't want people treat it. unfairly and then the flip side of that. is oh you maybe you're tied up in the. house some of those people that support. a lot of this stuff are and it is kind.

of funny to be tied up in belir it's. just funny it's not not. funny it is human comedy you support a. lot of this stuff and to be tied up you. know you're in a chair and Bel Air and. they've tied you up and you're sitting. there and you were like one of those. people all in you were all in for this. you were all in for letting everybody. out and you go I'm was in for what what. happening. and then you're tied up in the chair. there there's an element of Comedy to.

that and I hope the people that are tied. up realize that I hope they can laugh at. it I hope they can enjoy it for the. irony that it is it is an irony irony's. abound a lot of people were anti-id. vaccines and then they got covid and. died now maybe the vaccine would not. have helped them I don't know but. there's an irony to that a little bit. there's certainly irony to people that. believed it wasn't even real and then it. killed them they're in the the the bed.

be. like and it's a country we can't even. appreciate irony anymore that's the sad. thing we can't appreciate irony we're. all getting too dumb to even know what. it is and we're all becoming such. fundamentalists there's no irony in Iran. for example amongst the people that are. all you know there's no irony amongst. the mullers certainly there's maybe some. irony in the population if they can get. away with it but that's what happens. when you become a fundamentalist.

country you know you basically don't. understand irony you don't you don't. understand that concept but it's got to. be ironic to be tied up in a in in a. home in La. while people go rans sack through your. things I mean there's something funny. about that you. know has to be slightly. ironic to be the principal of a. school uh that probably supported this.

reform as you know I'm sure there's many. good reasons to support it and then the. father comes in and starts pistol. whipping the. kids there's got to be a an irony there. you have to enjoy it you have to enjoy. it a little bit you have to enjoy it. irony should be like you don't want to. poison yourself with it where you become. just this weird.

freak a lot of irony poisoning in the. mid 2000s at places like Brooklyn and. Echo Park we get it too much of it's a. bad thing like the churo frappe but a. little of it is healthy a little of it. is nice it's tasty have a little bit of. it you get a little high you try it out. oh this is what people there's a little. bit of it that I think is nice and it. shows that you're not a fundamentalist. psychopath that you and kind of go well. you know well. hey hey I guess you know I Now.

understand some of those things I didn't. understand I have a little understanding. now not a great one you know you know. it's. ironic that uh Panera killed someone. with their lemonade. recently and McDonald's goes we'll kill. a lot more. people Panera killed someone with with. this caffeinated lemonade they have some. poor guy with a disorder went and he had. a couple of these Panera lemonades and.

just exploded he was sitting there in. the suburbs and this poor guy. exploded they faced second wrongful. death lawsuit over caade charged. lemonade this is the second person that. paner has taken down with their charged. lemonade. sad the lawsuit alleges Panera knew or. should have known that charged lemonade. could pose risks particularly to. Children pregnant breastfeeding women. and individuals sensitive to caffeine.

charged lemonade which has more caffeine. in its large size than 12 ounce Red Bull. and 16 oun Monster Energy combined wow. has been the center of legal scrutiny. for I like this Panero by the way which. is a basic [ __ ] soup restaurant is like. we got to get people zooted we got to. get people. jacked jacked. the lawsuit filed in Delaware disclosed. that brown had ordered Panera's charge. lemonade at least seven times over the.

course of two weeks in September and. October and that was it that was the. last thing that [ __ ] did on this. floating Rock was get that charged. lemonade from Panera 7even [ __ ]. times that's what I mean when I say. these places are trying to kill you I'm. not being hyperbolic they genuinely are. but McDonald's is where is Panera will. do you know a person here and there. McDonald's is in it for the long haul K. MC's I don't know if it'll succeed or.

not but it might I don't. know um they're in it for the long haul. you know so much of me as in closing has. been thinking recently about Tik. Tock. about so much of what I've thought of as. I've done this show for many years and. as I've paid attention to culture very. closely I pay attention to the beginning. and the end. things I pay attention to how things. start versus how they.

finish where they started Facebook. college kids trying to [ __ ] how the. beginning now people that went to. January 6 sharing casserole recipes. whatever it is it's not what it was we. could admit that you know Instagram in. the beginning look it's my family you. know now it's like you know we know what. Instagram is it's like you know get the. tits out do plastic surgery on your face. with the filters try out the person. you'd like to be present the life that. isn't yours but you'd like people to.

believe you're having we know Tik Tok. started out as a dancing app from China. it was called musicly and that became. Tik Tock where people. minded the uh hot. songs they would dance and come up with. dances the dances would go viral now it. is a place where people are watching. babies and Gaza get pulled out of. rubble it's what a journey that has been.

this is why Israel is losing support. right now because it's like you can't. kill people every day all day on a. children's dancing app if we had Tik. Tock during The Surge of Fallujah people. would be like what are you doing stop. doing this and then we'd go no no no you. don't understand it's it's a preemptive. because if we didn't then you would. democracy and and people go no no no we. don't care well we we just see blood. every day we see blood in every single. day and it doesn't work anymore you.

can't kill people in Mass on a. children's dancing. app these young kids are looking at it. go what the. [ __ ] we're like Charlie demilio used to. just we used to Just Dance why is. everybody dead. now why is everybody dead it's blood the. whole algor gorithm is blood now it used. to be fun it used to be the Renegade. remember Addison Ray Renegade Renegade.

now it's just bomb blood bomb blood it's. a lot it's a lot but it teaches those. kids an important lesson that is just. the trajectory of any app any social. media. app starts Renegade Ren and ends. genocide genocide. any app. anyone they all have their different. ways of.

course you. know Instagram is the genocide of. people's self-respect and. dignity gen Facebook is the genocide of. their mental capacity and Tik Tock is. just here it is here we. are lot of. death and that's what's interesting. about the the journey from where that. app started to where it is now and I. don't know where it goes I don't know. where it goes but I know that it it's.

not going to be the same for the people. that have enjoyed it it's not going to. be the same all the families were. together in their pajamas doing the. dance and. everybody's and now you're watching. Carnage from another part of the world. and you're seeing up close. really terrible tragic scenes everywhere. you're seeing Israeli hostages and.

tunnels you're seeing uh the murder of. civilians in Gaza you're seeing all of. this. stuff on the app now and it's ch I bet I. bet it's I bet a few kids have been. changed by it they're a little changed. and they're gonna go. [ __ ] and and Cosmic is hoping that those. kids. sit with a. churro Island pear limeade spice crunch.

WAP latte whatever the hell they're. doing and and just watch. death in the in the cosmics parking lot. that's the hope that's the hope the hope. is that we can eventually just take the. two most addictive things. sugar and algorithms and merge them so. you just all you do your entire life is. just is churo. frae and Death on Tik Tock and you just.

churro frae death on Tik Tock death on. Tik Tock death on Tik Tock [ __ ] limeade. death on Tik Tock popping pear slush. Hunter Biden is being treated unfairly. death on Tik Tock churo fromit and and. that'll be that'll be it that'll be it. that's that's that's what they want. those are the two most most powerful. forces in American Life the consumption. of drugs and the consumption of media. drugs being food alcohol pills whatever.

the two most powerful forces in the. American Life are drugs and media and. they want you consuming them together. slushy. beheading. churro death that's what they want so. with. that we we wish you merry merry holidays. merry merry Christmas happy Hanukkah if. you're celebrating. Hanukkah happy Quanza happy Ramadan when.

is. Ramadan who cares happy of it happy. everybody happy everybody and go and get. some get some get some get a nice Fried. Chicken uh churro hot chocolate or. whatever McDonald's is going to come up. but go get that go get that poison go. get that poison and then have a little. sneaky uh go go watch a little Tik Tok. I'm really excited about the first thing. I'm going to try is the churo frappe but.

I don't know about you you might want. the tropical spiced uh or the turmeric. spice latte. Indians or you might want a berry. habiscus sour. Aid I don't know who's drinking the. s'mores cold brew if you're drinking the. s'mores cold. brew now by the way how soon is it until. you you have people walking through the. Hamas tunnels with these now Israel's. flooded all the Hamas tunnels and that's.

unfortunate. but Hamas used to have these tunnels to. get fast food so they would they want. they want KFC they want things they. can't get in Gaza so we know we're. living in a truly globalized World we'll. know it Tom fredman thank you very much. sir we'll know we're living in a truly. globalized world when you see a Hamas. guy and then there are hostages behind. him and it's in a dark tunnel and on the.

edge of the desk you go is that a true. frae.