The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409

I love. 911 it's the best day of the. year I love. 911 we got to get positive about 911. we're recording today on Wednesday. September the. 11th um it gets better every year that's. what I think because a lot of people now. we're now it's like are you still sad. about it.

who's still sad about it I get it the. first few. years but but now isn't everyone kind of. just. like it's a nice somber day to kind. of just take a minute for. yourself isn't it good to just take a. minute for yourself. on on 911 to just take some time the. [ __ ] at the office won't [ __ ] with you.

if you just stare out the window a. little bit and go I need to take an hour. today it's. 911 I need to take a I'm sorry I was. late today it's. 911 it's. about really taking some time for. yourself on 9911. breathing. appreciating the time that we have with. each other it's so short.

Camala Harris Donald Trump faced off in. a debate last night seemingly the polls. say she uh has won. it I don't know where these where they. get these polls I would also agree that. she won but not because she did great. Trump was a little unfocused a little. angry a little you know he was kind of. Rage filled which. is fine but he missed some layups where. he could have gone after her and I think.

he missed some of those layups I think. what happens is when you get angry you. you're not thinking. strategically and I think he could have. hit her on a. few things I don't know whether migrants. are eating cats and dogs but I do know. that there are immigrants that roasted. guinea pigs in h Prospect Park Brooklyn. and I saw that and I didn't care about. it because a guinea pig is sort of like. a you know like a fat little rodent it's. probably tasty it's got a lot of meat. and I don't.

care I don't care that people's cats and. dogs are being stolen as you know that's. not what I think we need a border right. show them grilling the guinea. pig lady that was cooking little animals. that Jackson Heights they eat anything. over there and you know I'm for that. though I'm not really against that I. just I don't really want to get hit in. the head with a bike lock that's my. issue with uh some of the people coming.

over my friend guy I hadn't seen in a. long time there was a migrant breaking. into a car he said don't do that or get. out of there and then the migrant. attacked him and my friend was in the. hospital uh the migrant had been caught. and released six times he'd been in the. country a year and now they're finally. charging him with attempted murder but I. think that's the stuff you want to go at. not the dogs and the cats being eaten. you want to kind of say this is creating. a very big problem for for law abiding.

citizens a group that should matter in. the country is people that live here are. citizens pay taxes and follow the law. those people don't seem to matter as. much as they should and Donald Trump. needs to make the election about those. people and not so much. um but let's see let's see this is a fun. clip here from the. debate in Springfield they're eating the.

dogs the people that came in they're. eating the cats they're eating they're. eating the pets of the people that live. there and this is what's happening in. our country and it's a shame as far as. rallies are concerned as far as the. reason they go is they like what I say. they want to bring our country back they. want to make America great against very. simple phrase make America great again. she's destroying this country and if she. becomes president president this country.

doesn't have a chance of success not. only success will end up being Venezuela. on steroids I just want to clarify here. you rig up Springfield Ohio and ABC News. did reach out to the city manager there. uh he told us there have been no. credible reports of specific claims of. pets being harmed injured or abused by. individuals within the Immigrant. Community all I've seen people on. television let me just say here this is. the people on television say my dog was. taken and used for food so maybe he said. that maybe that's a good thing to say.

for a city manager I'm not taking this. from people television say dog was eaten. by the people that went there again the. Springfield City manager says there's no. evidence of that I mean let's be honest. here in other countries people do eat. different. things I mean let's be very clear let's. be honest about it you go to Scotland. they have. haggus haggus is like a sheep stomach. and the Sheep stomach is uh.

they they make a a casserole out of it. they they take they stuff the Sheep's. stomach with like oats and herbs and. it's it's kind of gross it's not good. but my point is that is this a guy. complaining that his dog and his cat. were taken this is a Springfield Ohio. resident talking about well let's hear. him out he's alleging what David Mir. says well let's yeah well David mure is. full of [ __ ] and David mure is in love. with himself myself and I would be too.

if I look like David mure he's like this. [ __ ] hot guy who just wants attention. he didn't let that other [ __ ] speak. that other [ __ ] Evan was like it's a. big deal it's a big night for Lindsay. whatever her name is and he didn't let. her speak she said one thing he could. shot her a look so David mure spoke the. whole time let's hear this guy because. here's the. thing people do roast guinea. pigs in the park s in New York and and.

some people get offended by that I don't. really care but that's the thing I. understand if you have a cat or a dog. and someone kidnaps it but I just watch. selling. Sunset and they this dog was dying and I. laughed at it because I hate I hate the. idea that animals have replaced children. in the country it's kind of sick you. should have dogs and cats and love them. they should not be your children and. there's something really disgusting.

about pushing a dog or a cat around in a. stroller and thinking that this is your. children and you're you're a fur oh. these are my fur babies and I'm a a cat. mom or whatever you know that's just. it's unhealthy and JD Vance is kind of. right about this go to my story go to my. story and can I play my own story or. will YouTube come and you can play yeah. play my. story they calling it. yeah we don't have that long within.

like days. [Laughter]. [Laughter].

[Music]. and here's my point about that because I. know that seems heartless what I am. saying by laughing like that there's. something really wrong all the people on.

this selling Sunset show okay they. either have they will not have children. or or and I'm not kidding the only ones. who have children is all by Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon has impregnated like three. of the women on the. show so these people don't have children. and they are self-involved narcissists. and live in Los Angeles which is. completely fine completely okay some. people would say I fit that description. uh and that's fine but when you see them.

crying over this little Chihuahua and. I'm sure this is very sad that the thing. is going away but when you. see but that's what's happening when you. see them crying over this. Chihuahua and balling their eyes out it. there's something really wrong and I'm. not saying JD van is always he he. doesn't have the right pitch when he. speaks all the time about this issue.

it's it's not he doesn't nail it you. know but he's also I guess you know he's. he's trying to please all different. parties I'm. saying that there's something deeply. unhealthy and it's actually. uncomfortable to watch it's. uncomfortable to watch a woman and a guy. who are unmarried but sharing custody of. a Chihuahua who is dying ball their eyes. out on the couch about the AA there's.

something wrong with it and there's. something about it that is. disturbing I'm. sorry I respect this show I respect. those two midgets and the [ __ ] that. pretend to be real estate agents I think. it's good I watch. it The Midgets and these [ __ ] do a. decent job of pretending to sell real. estate in one of the worst cities in. America but my point is there's. something.

eerily uh. disconcerting about watching these. adults unmarried adults with no children. boil their eyes out about this Chihuahua. who is doesn't care anymore the. Chihuahua wants to go this is the way I. feel and I'm just so my point is. that that doesn't mean that a migrant. should eat him if that's what's.

happening I don't know if it is it. doesn't mean that if but I will tell you. this if a migrant from. Venezuela ate the Chihuahua from selling. Sunset I would I would watch the show. every day Nico they get tattooed now I. believe they do a funeral episode for. the dog I'm I'm not sure but they do. right they do a whole funeral for the. dog these people are sick but they. tattooed the dog and the thing and this. is what happens by the way as you get.

older I'm 39 now look look at this go up. there go up selling Sunset fans left in. tears over funeral held for Jason. oppenheim and Mary fit Fitzgerald's dog. Nico it's like losing a. child they should be in jail I don't. know what else to say about these people. other than that they should be in jail I. mean this is a funeral do make that so. people can say it this is a funeral for. this Chihuahua that these two losers are. having.

I. mean what how great would it have been. if a Venezuelan migrant grabbed that. Chihuahua and barbecued it and ate it in. front of these two narcissist who are. addicted to. themselves play this. Gentlemen let's see what's going on here. at this Springfield Ohio city council. meeting I know what's happening and I.

don't even want to like seem like I'm. coming down on the immigrants because. it's the people that's bringing them. down here cuz wherever they're at that's. what they're used to Bro they're in the. park grabbing up Ducks by their neck and. cutting their head off and walking off. with them and eating them like y'all get. the highway state patrol down here every. week and then y'all get like a task. force for the highway state patrol and. they look for guns and they look for. dope and this and that and the fourth. that same people that y'all got riding. up down Limestone doing u-turns pulling.

people over for blinkers and pulling. people over for like going left to. Center and like a couple miles over like. y'all can take them same people the. highway state patrol and you can take. them in every single one of their silver. Chargers and Dodge Durangos and y'all. can take them to uh Sunset and y'all can. park them right over there and y'all can. teach people how to drive since the. highway state patrol know so much how to. about know so much about traffic laws. and know what to do in traffic they need. to y'all pay them they can go over there. and teach these Haitians how to drive. because it's getting a bro I'm getting.

thousands of views on on these and it's. going to get bigger and it's only going. to get worse and y'all sitting up there. in these chairs y'all all y'all need to. get out here and do something y'all. making hundreds of thousand dos y'all. need to put on a T-shirt and some Crocs. and then y'all need to come out here in. these streets and y'all need to go out. here and uh I'm out here before the. police is okay well that is a gentleman. claiming that he has. firsthand uh knowledge of the Immigrant. community in Springfield Ohio uh. grabbing Ducks by the n and then cooking.

them in the park and this is what is. disturbing him and you know listen I get. it I get it whose fault is. that I. mean I don't know what to say I'll say. this Trump looked um was a bit off his. game I think there will be another. debate I don't think she really hit him. on abortion I think if the swing voters. are are Lar.

female um and I think abortion will hurt. them hurt Trump in the general. however uh he did not do as good of a. job as he could of nailing Her On the. Border because that's her biggest. vulnerability I don't believe it's the. economy I I you know I know everybody's. like it's the economy stupid but I'll. tell you this I don't believe the. biggest issue in the world right now is. the economy however good or bad it may.

be I don't believe the biggest issue in. the world is uh Vladimir Putin I don't. believe the biggest issue in the world. is even. China uh I believe by looking at the. political situation in Europe and the UK. and the Netherlands and America that the. biggest issue over the next 50 or 100. years will be Mass migration of people. from one place to another how to. assimilate those people into an existing. economic and cultural space that is the.

biggest issue all over the world every. single person you talk to it is a. visible issue when you walk outside and. you genuinely see people from other. countries uh or other places camping. living on the street waiting for someone. to give them somewhere to go a place a. job anything and I'm sure a lot of those. people are desperate and from Bad. situations it's not meant to make light. of that but how many immigrants migrants.

refugees whatever you want to call them. can any society absorb at any given time. this is the biggest issue in the world. this is the issue that Trump should. spend the majority of his time talking. about because on that issue his views. are closer to the views of the American. people than Kamala and Tim wals and. that's just a fact that's just the truth. and that doesn't mean that he's perfect. on those issues either um.

um I'll tell you this too. um fact check Ohio woman accused of. eating cat is from Canton not from. Springfield now what is this this woman. ate a cat this lady in August uh did a. bunch of drugs and and ate a cat in a. driveway in Ohio and we're and okay well. let's let's watch this now because this. is the biggest issue in the race right. now uh and that issue is. cats.

dogs who's eating them because think. about this and maybe this was smart that. Trump brought it up our country is so. diseased at its current moment uh that. they're having a on the biggest show on. Netflix selling sent they're having a. funeral for a Chihuahua because it's. quote like losing a child Trump is maybe. correct to say well what if your child. got eaten let's watch this woman eat a. cat in Canton Ohio. [Music].

I'm sorry I just was watching a live. video of my cousin on Facebook and she's. down uh at her house she killed a cat. and is eating it I need Med uh police. and um medical why do you need Med I. don't know what she took what kind of. drug she's on she live video eating a. [ __ ] cat you're. saying does she have does she have like. mental issues or baby she doing drugs. baby I I'm keep it 100 she doing drugs. like I said I don't know what she has. took I just know I just seen like just.

right like not like you know a couple. minutes ago on live on Facebook she. was can we get a video of her eating the. cat it's right here yeah there was just. the 91 let's get the video up of a woman. and can't no how eating a cat now again. we don't want to blame a migrant for. this this is the news I don't want to. blame a migrant for this because this. woman is probably a citizen correct yes. American citizen okay this is an. American citizen eating a cat. so who's on drugs allegedly so I don't.

know who wins this point Trump or Cala. cuz I if I was Cala would have said the. woman eating a cat was a. citizen no literally I would have said. that because this is an issue in our. this is our. election this is democracy I would have. said I understand I would have said if I. was Cala they they they cook guinea pigs. in the park but very few people have.

guinea pigs as pets the cat that was. eaten was eaten in Ohio by a woman who. is a citizen of this country who was on. bath salts and ate a cat that's a. different story that's a completely. different thing let's watch this woman. eat the cat. place out with her and the. cat I'm here can I ask a stupid. question let me ask a stupid question. obviously if it's someone's cat it's no.

good is it illegal to eat a cat yeah is. it yeah because it's animal cruelty. animal cruelty interesting now this. we're seeing for the people that are. listening on audio and we need you to. keep listening on audio that's a lot of. our ad money comes from audio however we. are doing very well on video as well but. this is a woman who see she's squatting. in the middle of a it doesn't look like. a great area it looks like an area of. I I don't know if I want to say the word.

projects because that might not be but. you it looks kind of government housing. right am I wrong you're right and this. woman is squatting and there looks like. a beheaded cat or a bloody cat and she's. eating the Cat Let's watch this woman. eat a cat please she is an American. citizen what did you. do why' you kill the. cat stand up she said she killed two two. kids stand up I'm still worri put your. hands behind your.

back someone got rubber gloves she's. covering. blood all right you got gloves you got. rubber. gloves five who do we think This Woman's. voting for that's a real interesting. these are the citizens but these are the. people out there. voting well that's unfortunate woman who. uh ate a cat at her home but she's a.

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ever comes out of Seattle Starbucks has. been on the decline and shrinking sales. as it moved from a traditional sit-down. coffee shop into one where people place. orders on their phones and grab a drink. from the. counter um its new CEO has a plan to fix. it all and it starts with comfortable. chairs so they want people to come back. into Starbucks Because by the way that's. the way I grew up that's what Starbucks. was there's a shared sense that we have. drifted from our core he said we're.

committed to elevating The inore. Experience ensuring our spaces reflect. the sights smells and sounds that. Define Starbucks cuz Starbucks was. always the nicer one to hang in Dunkin. Donuts was always kind of a dump and. there was always a homeless guy in. Dunkin Donuts or a homeless woman and. there's nothing wrong with it but that. was the deal there was always a woman or. a gentleman in Dunkin Donuts wearing. like six coats and sitting there and you.

know Starbucks was the one that was for. yuppies and people that had a little bit. more money people that appreciated. coffee and Dunkin' Donuts was always. kind of for you know people that were I. guess in between shifts at the pet. store and they would come you know they. had all the tarantula you know because. the Tarantulas what they do is they. actually it's a defense mechanism the. tarant anulas with their legs will.

scrape the hairs off their back their. thorax and it'll fling them you'll get. them in their in your nose and your eyes. and so they a lot of times people would. walk out of pet land with tarantula. hairs in their eyes their eyes would all. be bloodshot and then they would go to. Dunkin' Donuts to have coffee and sit. there with the homeless uh woman but. Starbucks was always kind of a little. nicer when I was a kid I my parents got. me a cappuccino machine at Starbucks and. I used it and uh but now I gu homeless. people are in Starbucks because junkies.

and homeless people are going into. Starbucks but by the way I like I think. that's okay because the people that hang. out in New York City coffee shops are. the ones that vote for this so I think. it's kind of fun it is fun if you're in. a Brooklyn coffee shop like I I live in. downtown Manhattan occasionally. sometimes part-time and there is a. coffee shop and there's a homeless guy. and he comes in and he's got a big. blanket on and it's all very Progressive. young white people. with their glasses and their laptops and.

they're all writing very important. things and some of them have mle skin. notebooks and usually this big homeless. guy comes in and he's got a big blanket. on and he just kind of walks around and. it does and everybody's kind of on edge. and uncomfortable. because we all know that a lot of the. people that are homeless are suffering. from mental problems but it's good to be. kind of confronted with that if you're. one of the these people if you're in. your 20s and you're sitting there and.

you're just on your laptop you know. trying to write your spec script and. then some guy walks in and he's got a. few blankets on and the smell isn't. ideal and he's kind of moving in a d you. know in a physically unpredictable. Manner and you get a little I see them. they get a little shook they just try to. keep their eyes on their own paper when. the homeless guy's in coffee shop eyes. on your own paper that's the way it. feels it feels like when you're a kid at. school keep your eyes on your own paper.

don't look around and it's people they. just stay right on their laptop and they. just type on their laptop and the. homeless guy kind of you know go to. Deuteronomy from cats the homeless guy. in my particular coffee shop looks like. Deuteronomy from cats and uh he does if. you get the image of him and Deuteronomy. from cats yeah he's kind of like this. guy and he comes in and he's got a. Shaggy blanket and he just walks around. the and they and they have to give him. free coffee so whatever ever he wants. they have to give him a free thing so.

they give him a free thing and then he. just H because they can't really say. anything and then everybody at the. coffee shop just kind of sits there and. waits for him uh and then when he leaves. there's always like a collective. like everyone kind of relaxes again but. no one would admit that no one will. admit that no one will. say um hey this isn't great no one will. say that everybody just goes.

hey hey so the Starbucks CEO is trying. to get people to come back into. Starbucks to hang out again is this the. guy who's commuting via plane yeah from. Orange County he's flying every day. where's he going Seattle yeah Irvine to. Seattle every day in a plane in a jet. he's required three days a week to be in. the office that's right he doesn't want. to live there I wouldn't want to live in. Seattle either it's [ __ ]. raining so what he's basically saying. he's going get people in to Starbucks. again to sit down and hang out we've.

lost when I grew up in the 90s people. would sit in coffee houses they'd have. big Fishbowl sized cappuccinos and. mochaccinos Cafe mochas and they would. sit around and they drink coffee and no. one cared about anything nobody cared. about anything it was such a lovely time. people just kind of drifted in and out. of things look at the show Friends it. was like an actor and a waitress and. they all were able to live Manhattan. somehow lived in [ __ ] Manhattan and.

it was a great example of just it was. the '90s was like we could the 80s were. over the cocaine and Empire building and. we're all going to get rich and the me. generation that was all kind of it had. subsided and we were all wandering. around in this kind of Gen X Wasteland. of nothingness but it was so nice we. just didn't know we didn't appreciate. how nice it was until 911 happened and. it ended all that we're at the end of. History the whole fukiyama thing and. then 911 happened.

911 I love. 911 so 911 happened and I remember where. I was when it happened I was sitting in. Mrs Rice's history class in Holy Trinity. diois in high school in hixville New. York I was sitting there and I was in. 11th grade it was. 2001 September 11th 2001 I might have. been in 10th Grade I might have been in. 10th Grade 2001 I might have been in. 10th grade 10th or 11th.

grade maybe 10th. grade could have been 11th grade it was. either 10th or 11th grade 911. 2001 there was a Miss rice came in they. called her outside and she said they're. going to be making an announcement soon. there was an attack on the World Trade. Center in New York and an attack on the. Pentagon and the World Trade Center had. been attacked before and it was a small. bomb and nobody knew that the buildings. had fallen so it was pretty.

wild. um and Miss rice was like Hey There was. an attack and some children might be. going home early they might be. dismissing some. children. and then there was a big announcement at. school and we were all like oh the. Pentagon this seems serious and a couple. of my friends were in the library they. were in study hall they watched the. second plane go into the towers this was. nuts this was.

nuts and everybody didn't know we were. all kind of we saw a few of our friends. really crying because their parents were. dead but they didn't know it yet their. parents were. gone and nobody had heard from their. parents nobody knew who made it out who. didn't and I it was weird it was the it. was the feeling that we' never had this. weird vulnerability you had as a person. like oh [ __ ] can go wrong here in.

America dismissal was regular time and. then I think we might have had I think. we did go to school the next day but. maybe we didn't I don't know I don't. remember. [Music]. um. and in the immediate aftermath of 911. there was a feeling of community that we. had never had in my lifetime there were.

candalite vigils there were uh all kinds. of. um memorials that would spring up some. were local some were very big um and. President Bush gave that amazing. speech uh get Bush up at the towers. please when he said uh the people who. did this going to be hearing from us all. like this was the greatest moment it was. was all downhill from here by the way.

this thing that bush. did this was the best it got in terms of. yeah this this thing right up there and. this was the best by the way after this. it all went. downhill this was the be I'm not kidding. that's why I have to say it and I don't. want people to get offended H love 9. 11 because I'm not saying I love the. death. I'm saying that this is the best it ever.

got this was. inspiring and it was beautiful and this. is George W bush speaking to a man who I. imagine has probably died from. misoa because they did kind of lie about. what was going on what was in the. air doesn't the guy who owns the stand. said he was rescuing people in this I. think he might have. been anyway let's watch this is a very. inspiring speech and I remember seeing.

this as a high school kid going wow we. live in the greatest country in the. world and we are going to go and we are. going to do and and I mean we are gonna. we're gonna win because I thought you. could win I thought there was there was. such a thing as winning and it would be. in our grasp how quaint. let's.

watch. you I uh I want you all to. know I can't go any. louder I want you all to. know that America today America. today is On Bended Knees in prayer for. the people whose lives were lost here. for the workers who work here for the.

families who mourn this nation stands. with the good people of New York City. and New Jersey and. Connecticut as we mourn the loss of. thousands of our. [Music]. citizens I can hear. you I can hear you the rest of the world. hears you and the.

people and the people who knocked these. buildings down we'll hear all of us. soon we need another 911 we need it we. need another 911 I'm sorry I'll be the. one to say it with a platform we need a. 9911 like. now because it was the most beautiful. time I got I'm choked up this was the. most beautiful time in our country's. history this country doesn't work. without 9/11.

it only works if there's a 911 and you. got to explain this to your children. please explain this to your kids that. this country really only works with 911. the idea that there could be a 911 that. there is a 911 that there was a 9911. that more 911s are coming that anywhere. at any time there could be a 911 that's. when America is at its best when 911 is. every day every day should be. 911 because that was the only time we.

felt that way that that special. way people were hugging each and listen. would it be nice to get there without a. 911 yes I mean that great Bill Hicks. joke who needs a war to feel uh good. about themselves may I suggest sit-ups. well we don't do them here Bill sorry we. love you but 911 was. it you know and it sucks. Starbucks needs another 911 because.

people would be in Starbucks drinking. coffee talking about. 911 we need it a terrorist attack will. set this country on the right course an. amazing course a course of. beauty people eating cats and dogs isn't. enough it's not. enough migrants eating C hats isn't. making people feel.

great can you know Trump imagine that. Trump in the middle of that park in Ohio. with a. megaphone. saying and and we hear you and the. migrants who are eating these cats are. going to. stop it's just not the same anymore is. it the same and the migrant who eat. these cats and dogs are not going to do. it.

anymore it just doesn't feel now play. the USA champ just keep playing. [Applause]. this I. mean the nation the nation said it's. love no it's already over it's already.

this is by the way there's nothing worse. when you have a great closer trying to. go back it's like you get the big laugh. and then you keep going the nation sends. its love no no no no no no no no no no. but I'll tell you this being a kid and. growing up at that time we were all told. that the people who did this hated us. for our freedom because uh we had. shopping malls and we had amusement. parks and we had cool [ __ ] like video. games like Tekken 2 with the.

bear now a lot of a lot of they didn't. have Tekken 2 get Tekken two up please. and show people. Kuma. people didn't have. this you see we had Tekken. two we had Tekken. three I'm not even going in I'm I'm just. saying they didn't have it and that's. why they attacked us on 9 then you grew. up and then the only way to fix this was.

to go into their countries decapitate. the leadership of those countries and. then encourage democracy because these. people in these countries really wanted. Democratic pro-western. leaders well we found out that that. wasn't true was not. true just wasn't true but we believed. that I believe beli D it I thought it. was a great idea give them Tekken two.

who would fly a plane into a building if. they had Tekken. two so that was the Bush Doctrine we. were going to preemptively attack and. invade countries that may or may not or. May in the future Harbor terrorists that. could get access to weapons of mass. destruction we could no longer wait till. the war came to our. Shores it was. the uh prerogative of the United States.

government to preempt any threat that. would come and get us all when we were. all on the subway heading to a Yankee. game if we didn't invade Afghanistan and. Iraq the subway cars would fill with. sarin gas and you. would choke and die or there'd be a. suitcase. nuke a little nuke and a little roll on. terrorism all over the place unless we.

did these things unless we solved the. problem of the middle e well how are we. going to solve it well they want Tekken. 2 then we learn that actually they. actually didn't really want Tekken two. they didn't or Tekken three um that the. country of Iraq was three Waring groups. of people who hated each other and. wanted to kill each other and the only. person that could really keep these two. groups in check was Saddam.

Hussein a dictator who when one of them. tried to kill the other one Saddam said. I'll kill. everybody if you don't have you ever. seen a mother at the end of her wits. driving her kids around in a minivan and. the kids are all fighting with each. other and the mother turns around and. says some version of I'm gonna kick. everyone's ass that was Saddam Hussein. okay and yes he was a brutal dictator. and his son's UD and cus had rape rooms. and torture rooms and all of the rooms.

all of the. rooms that you can have when you have. ultimate power but we had imagine that. if we just took Saddam Hussein out then. the people in Iraq were going to say. great thank you and become a western it. just wasn't. real the term for this was. neoconservatism for those of you who are. dummies Neo conservatism was about uh a. new.

international rules-based order that was. going to be primarily enforced by the. United States military or Coalition with. the US and. Britain they Advance the unilateral. promotion of democracy and. interventionism in international Affairs. together with a militaristic and realist. philosophy of peace through. strength long story short it's our job. to remake the world in our image so they. don't [ __ ] with us now the only thing.

that that of course leaves out is. remaking the world in our image is one. of the reasons some of these people. wanted to [ __ ] with us and then we had. to come to a very uncomfortable place. where we kind of lost both those Wars we. withdrew from Afghanistan 20 some odd. years later and I don't know what the. [ __ ] going on in Iraq but it's. certainly not what we wanted to happen. so now we've realized that this. experiment this Grand experiment that we. went on failed we spent like $8 trillion.

dollar on these wars we killed like a. million Iraqis lots of US servicemen and. women died and we don't feel any safer. than we. were. so the. legacy of. 911 and what happened. afterwards was the. permanent dis. Trust of the United States federal.

government when it came to matters of. War and Peace for people in my. generation. Co the permanent Legacy of Co is the. complete distrust in our government when. it comes to domestic issues and that's. all the issues foreign and. domestic so in my lifetime I've seen the. two two of the biggest disasters I'm not. saying this can't be reversed at. sometime in the future but the legacy of.

9/11 the wars that bankrupted America. that did nothing to advance us um and. all these people that were so dangerous. that were uh subscribed to this ideology. of radical Islam that was very. destructive and dangerous all have to be. allowed into America now we spent. billions and billions of dollars to try. to eradicate at these philosophies and. ideologies and it doesn't work it.

actually doesn't work the talibans. committed they're true believers they. waited 20 years and now they're back. they're back and we have to give Israel. all this money billions and billions of. dollars because Israel says and I'm sure. there's elements of truth to this and a. lot of [ __ ] as well that the. philosophy that. animates Hamas cannot you cannot reason. with people that believe this right I. don't know that that is true but but the.

big inconsistency here for people that. are my age is that now all of the people. who are supposedly so dangerous that. subscribed to this murderous ideology. that again it was not Islam we're not. talking about the religion we're talking. about this kind of perverted political. Fusion of. Islam kind of have to be allowed into. the United States of America. they have to be allowed here and if you.

oppose it in any way you some type of uh. racist or you hate people. you're but you might just be wondering. how this all works you know how is this. all going to work that's what people in. Europe wonder and that's what people in. the UK Wonder but that's the legacy of. 911 it's. buffoonery from all sides and and. realist truths about what different. people in the world value and actually.

want not everybody wants shopping malls. not everybody wants amusement parks not. everybody wants Tekken 2 there are. people that simply want to kill people. that disagree with them um and those are. cultural beefs that have existed forever. that are not my business and they're no. one's business and they're not going to. be solved by a. McGriddle you're not going to solve this.

by giving everyone a. McGriddle that's the issue we thought we. could we thought we'd go in there with. American capitalism and that everybody. who had been Waring forever Sunni and. Shiite and kurd and all that every it. was all going to be good it was all. going to be okay if we just went in. there and injected some good. old-fashioned American. capitalism that's why a lot of people in. my generation have become sort of uh. they they've EMB is kind of isolationist. foreign policy we don't get excited.

about the war in Ukraine we don't get. excited about uh an unending commitment. to whatever Israel is doing in Gaza. which is terrible we don't get excited. about that stuff because we know what H. we're old enough to remember what. happened 20 years ago and we're old. enough to remember what happened few you. know whatever we withdrew from. Afghanistan we've seen it we've watched. this movie America will Tire of helping. the Ukraine this is going to happen.

America will Tire of it America someone. explained it to me and I thought this. was a very smart thing that this person. said they said like interest rates go up. and down interest rates is a guy in his. job you know Drome Powell at the FED. let's tick the interest rates up let's. tick them down there is someone who does. that with. war we need a little more war we need a. little less war we need to get rid of. some of these weapons we made we need to. get uh we need to cool things down. things are getting a little too hot it's.

uh hurting some of our other Investments. and of course we don't like to think. about war like that but that is what it. is people go we need a little more we. need a little less and I'm telling you. right now we need 911 again we need 91. again. because it at least contextualized our. Our Lives we understood it but that is. the Legacy the permanent Legacy of that. event until all of us uh disappear is.

that when everybody starts talking about. the Ukraine and everyone and we're going. to do the right and they start to start. saying Putin's this guy and we got to do. this because he's that and we all. remember we all remember it we remember. it because when we do this we have to. forget about the Ukraine and how corrupt. it is and how you. know all of these things we have to. forget about the ukra I'm not saying UK. Ukraine I I don't feel bad for people. that live there but we have to forget.

every negative thing about the Ukraine. every documentary every article. everything and we have to pretend that. they are perfect allies the same way we. had to forget every single person who. said when you go into Iraq the people. are not you will not be greeted as. liberators it's not going to work you. don't understand the culture you don't. understand how any of this. works and I don't even know if it was. meant to work I know that people made a. lot of [ __ ] money. and I think maybe that was ultimately. the goal was chaos where a lot of.

[ __ ] money disappeared and a lot of. people got contracts and there was a lot. of oil rights and mineral rights and all. that stuff and that's what it really. comes down so when Kamala Harris is up. there talking about allies and our. commitment to our allies and our. commitment to what what she's talking. about Is our commitment to permanent. unending ceaseless War for profit. and ultimately that will come back here.

and we will have another 911 but. maybe that's. good am I joining the kive if she I. would be in the kive if she came out and. said do you remember. 911 do you remember how good it felt to. get a hot Cafe Mocha after 9. 11 and you sat with people and you.

looked at people and you looked in their. eyes and you were really with them you. were present you were present when they. talked you know and she goes and. wouldn't it wouldn't it be nice wouldn't. it be nice if we had another 911 in this. country wouldn't it be nice if we could. all come together. again. 911 and then we all saw the movie loose. change which was you know had left over.

some weird stuff some of it made sense. some of it didn't there was a big. movement to uncover the truth about 911. people still ask me what do I think I. don't know what I think I don't know. it's all weird Saudis were involved. that's coming out but it's also coming. out in the Atlantic magazine and if the. Atlantic magazine is telling you. something is it true I don't know I. don't know what happened I know 19. hijackers trained some of them in. America and flew these planes in the.

building I don't know who trained them. or why you know I don't I don't really. know and the 911 report 911 Commission. people came out and said this commission. was set up to fail Bush and Cheney. testified together sitting next to each. other you know nobody really can tell. you exactly how anything went down that. day there are great accounts of it for. sure um. but the larger story and the bigger.

issue to me is what. exactly happened in the Years following. 911 and how much it damaged The. credibility of this idea that the United. States military was going to make the. world safer for Americans it just. doesn't make any. sense didn't make any sense but I some. of the greatest moments I've had in my. life were running around a mall after. 911 in Long. Island and getting Starbucks getting.

Starbucks after 911 in a. mall sorry does that make me a piece of. [ __ ] does it make me a piece of [ __ ]. that some of the greatest moments in my. life were drinking Starbucks coffee in a. mall after 911 and being happy and. enthusiastic about the war in Iraq. because I I was very excited about the. war in Iraq. I. was I was I loved it I love the idea of.

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by the way there's all these YouTubers. that just travel around the. world there's like so you there's like a. white guy who goes and hangs out with. the Taliban is that why we did the war. is that why we did these wars so that. YouTubers 20 years later could go hang. out with the Taliban in Afghanistan be. like yo like And subscribe I'm here with. the Taliban here in. Afghanistan drinking a mango Lassie or. whatever they [ __ ]. have you guys hungry Kebab slimon.

kebabs last time I checked the best. Kebab was Yas. not the best we just made every country. into just a fat disgusting pig pig pig. trough the best Kebab is you see like. every we just made the whole world Cy. yelpers that's what we did that's the. American Legacy we've made every country. into just Cy yelpers the best Kebab is. Yasin the other Kebab not as good very.

[Music]. serious welcome back to Kurdistan I'm so. excited that we're starting with a kebab. best way to to start a trip like. [Music]. this this is what I'm talking about come. this like.

that that looks. good I think they go to the Palace you. want me to skip to that yeah go to that. go to the. Palace yeah whose Palace is. that Sadam. Eerie this is why we did the war to make.

YouTube videos this is the whole reason. we did the war by the way the only. inhabitants of this Palace now there a. handful of pigeons living in the giant. chandelier up at Top This is actually in. better condition with all the woodwork. still here than I thought most of the. other white the president of Iraq. completely right. now who is it Tulsi gabard who's the. president of Iraq right now who's. running. Iraq Iraq.

president. okay Abdul Latif Rashid. okay all right what's his deal he's a. king oh they're back to that huh oh yeah. that's. right what is the politics of. Iraq uh he ratifies the death sentences. I like that. um exercising random presidential Powers.

calls together the Council of. Representatives yeah yeah okay okay but. what is like the. um yeah I mean who knows but here's the. deal it's just you know what are you. gonna. do this is what we you know we went in. there we made a bunch of money this is. what hap you can't get a perfect result. you're never going to get a perfect. result people are having. kebabs they're eting kebabs it's fine. it's. fine but I'll tell you that you know you.

know what we're eating in this country. dogs and cats our citizens are eating. cats is that a problem by the way is. that a problem to anyone that our. citizens in a fental haze are eating. cats does this bother. anyone does this bother anybody that the. that this woman by the way this is worse. than her being a migrant she's a. citizen Trump should have said that it's. worse the C cens are eating cats the. citizens this is a major issue in our.

presidential election is who's eating. cats in our in our country he said. natural-born citizens are. illegals and I'll tell you this God I. miss. 911 I do not the death not the dying not. the but but just the beautiful sweet. small town Vibes like all these country. singers they all sing about small town. VI don't know what the [ __ ] it they they. don't know nothing about a small town. Vibe right after 9911 you don't know.

what a small town Vibe. was you would just see someone in the. deli and they'd be crying after 911 and. you would just go up and hug them and. say I'm so sorry you. know you know that that's what it felt. like they would just you would just walk. around n you just it was different I. remember a few like a month later me and. my friends went into New York City to. get fake IDs and try to go drink and buy.

drugs and our parents were like we you. shouldn't go into the city because of. 911 and we're like we're not going to. let the terrorist win and all of our. parents all of our Long Island parents. were like we're so proud of our kids you. see we're so proud of our kids and we. went into New York City and we did. cocaine but but the bigger. point is. that we were right to go live our lives. the way that we should have you. know and I think I today because I have.

to leave for my shows and Tampa early we. had to record the episode early and I'm. kind of glad we did. because I just feel like we've lost the. thread with. 911 it feels like it's gone away and we. don't appreciate it anymore and what it. was and the love the outpouring of love. and the. food ooh the. [Music]. food oh the feast ing after 91 just the. good food after.

911 the. holidays you were eating for the people. who passed after 911 when you went to a. Thanksgiving you were. eating I didn't know anyone who died. personally my father used to go to that. restaurant windows on the world cuz he. was a wine salesman however he wasn't. there that. day um but I mean. yeah I just want I wish I could call.

someone who could back me up on. this like who could literally back me up. on do you. remember what 911. was because so few people do so few. people. do my favorite post 911 story was my. mother was friends with someone said a. family of uh Arabs Saudis. somebody disappeared the day of.

911 or the day before and their house. they left everything the way it was and. we knew this it was a family in. Oceanside and it was also a family in. Florida who did this and my mother said. that to us she told that to me and my. friend who were really [ __ ] high and. she came back and she goes there was a. family of Middle Eastern people and they. just disappeared a few days before 911. and all their stuff is still in their. house me and my friend were like that's.

[ __ ]. nons and we were high in our backyard. but that's. true that's true that. happened she is a schizophrenic but that. was true you. see now listen there were some yahoos. that did stuff against the Arabs and. that was not nice that wasn't right but. for the most part it was kind of like I. don't know I didn't feel like I mean. obviously I wasn't the you know nobody. was targeting me but I felt like there.

was there was not as many hate crimes as. you think there was a few but there were. not as many hate crimes as you think. against people from the Middle East I. think you know obviously it wasn't. perfect was not. perfect. okay but we did a lot we came out and we. said hey this isn't a religious. War you.

know hate crimes against Arabs and. Muslims Rose post 911 while other groups. showed decrease well yeah of course of. course it Rose of course it Rose but you. know what by how. much by how much was it such a big deal. was it such a big deal maybe it was and. I'm wrong but I don't think I'm wrong. go pull up a hate crime go to one of.

them go no go to one of those examples. sure okay make it. bigger James Herrick pled guilty to. pouring gasoline on the wall of a. Pakistani American rat well that's not. great and lighting it on fire well all. right there was. a this is two days after 911 few people. got carried away it that's the 48 hour. rule that should be like the 5-second. rule where you drop a cheeseburger you. can still pick it up that 48 hour rule.

is if you burn down a Pakistani. restaurant within 48 Hours of 911 it. should not be held against you Tim Dill. comedy.com for all of the new dates if. you want to see me we have a show coming. out Netflix October 1st I have decided. to bring back something about the 90s. that I always loved and I miss and we. are very excited to show to you I will. say this I'm very happy with it I'm very. proud of it I'm not always happy with. everything I do and uh I always I'm. always honest about it right but this I.

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