The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show #407

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dylan Show. Thank you so much for tuning. in. I'm in a hoodie. It's 91 degrees in. Manhattan. I drove in from Long Island. I didn't realize now at the eastern tip. of Long Island, it's cool at night and. people have uh hoodies on and I figured. that would be okay, but apparently I got. in here and it's 91. Pavl Durov uh the CEO of Telegram. arrested in France released but not. allowed to leave France. 39year-old.

Russian billionaire detained over. charges that uh his messaging app is. used for criminal activity including. child abuse images amongst other things. Um. I don't use Wait, am I on Telegram? Let. me check. Someone made me. I'm on Signal. Someone made me download Signal because. it was like like we're going to talk on. Signal and then this person just sends.

me memes on S. Like there's no I thought. it was I was going to get like cool like. insidefo. Like I'm like yeah I'll download Signal. which by the way the NSA they can all. read all of this but I was like [ __ ]. yeah I'll download Signal. You got some. [ __ ] cool [ __ ] and it's memes. It's. memes or it's like we just talk about. regular things. It's like someone is like, "You know. what restaurant I like? We're on Signal. Send me something that's going to get us.

killed." Isn't that the point? Tell me. something cool. Tell me you know that where Matthew, what's his name? David Krooks. Be like, "I just saw him in a rehab. He's still alive.". Fox News just put out an article about. Matthew David Krooks. The FBI now is Is. it Matthew David Krooks? Am I right? I thought it was Thomas David. It's Thomas David C. Whoever Matthew. David I apologize to you. Uh but I know.

as much about Matthew as I do about. Thomas. I know more about the uh woman. who shot Selena than I do about who shot. the president uh ex-president of the. United States. We know nothing about. this guy. He had no digital uh. footprint. But uh uh Fox News has run an article. now. They're revealing the first photos. of his firearm and the IEDs he had in. his car trunk and that he flew a drone. over the site of the speech a few hours.

before it started. Um but again, he has. no digital footprint. They haven't told. us about his Reddit activity, whether he. was on Discord, whether the guy had, you. know, he didn't have any social media, but supposedly he had no digital. footprint. However, he just Googled. things all day. They have all these I. mean, he was online. This is what's. funny, right? So, there's no social. media, but he just Googled every day. He. would Google like, "How far was Oswald. from Kennedy? Who should I shoot today?

Should I shoot Trump or Biden today?". You know, it was one of those things. where you go, um, apparently, somebody's. facetiming me. I'm doing the podcast. I got to go. It. was Pavle Durovv. How crazy is that? How crazy is that? It's Pavle Durov. Um, but no, all of. these uh Google searches that this kid, he's just, by the way, find them. Go.

down in the article here. They'll tell. you what he searched. He's like he was. obsessed with searching. He had been. hyperfocused on Trump's rally in Butler, PA, but he was also searching uh you. know, he searched the former president's. campaign schedule and upcoming. appearances in Pennsylvania. And he was searching uh for 60 searches. related to Trump and Biden, including. events scheduled to take place in. Western PA. So he had no social media,

but he was just online searching. He. also noted specific searches conducted. on July 5th to include when is the DNC. convention and when is the RNC in 2024. So supposedly this guy didn't care who. he shot. And on July 10th he searched. weather and Butler because he wanted to. I guess know how the wind would affect. the trajectory of the bullet. but he had.

no other online footprint and he just. apparently started searching these. things uh. relatively recently kind of before the. shooting he was searching all of these. search terms these key terms it's almost. like and again we're just having fun. we're just having fun. they almost seem like sir and again we. are it's for entertainment purposes only. put me in jail. It's not fair. Um it.

almost seems like these searches you. would if you. were trying to create again fun a. profile of someone who did this and. they're like what did they search for? It's like how to kill the president. How far was Oswald from Kennedy? They. seem and I'm not saying he didn't search. these. I am saying this is very. interesting. Butler, PA rally, weather.

in Butler. How do I shoot Trump at. Butler rally? How do I act alone and commit an. assassination? Like that's coming. They're going to start releasing those. soon. How do I act alone? How do I. commit uh pull off assassination with. zero accompllices? I wish I knew someone in FBI, but I. don't. Search that. search for someone.

I don't know. But now we're getting. dribbled out this information about. what's his name? Thomas Matthew Krooks. and what do I call him? Matthew David. Krooks. Yeah. What's that called? The uh when when you. have two versions or something. It's. like the uh. like a doppelganger. No, the Baronstein bears and the barren. bears. The Mandela effect. It's a little. Mandela effect for the end of summer. You stop. Someone will use that video in. a few years. They'll be like, "It's the. Mandela effect." It was actually Matthew. David Crux. You're going to know Tim. Dylan's an idiot. It had nothing to do.

with that. We don't know much about his. parents. They're overweight. We saw them. walking out of a Costco. Get that up. Matthew uh [ __ ] Thomas, whatever his. name is. Thomas David Krooks's parents. walking out of Costco. Uh they uh they. had a. they had a full wagon and they were. coming out of Costco. Y. it is funny when a few weeks after your. son tries to kill the president,

you are in Costco. Like you don't get a. friend to do it. You yourself. go to Costco. You're just walking around Costco like. you've done every week or every couple. of weeks or month looking by at them. It. looks like every week. and you're. walking around Costco and your son just. tried to kill the president and you. don't you don't say to a friend like, "Hey, by the way, could you get. something for me at Costco? I I kind of.

don't want to leave the house." Let's. let's see these uh people walking out. with a full wagon from Costco. Release a statement when our legal. counsel advises us to do so. He made the brief remarks walking to his. car with groceries, his first appearance. in public since the attack. His son, 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Krooks, was. killed by a sniper, Secret Service. bullet after opening fire at that Trump. rally. He hit the former president in.

the ear. It's a full wagon they got. What? What do they have? I mean, that's a full wagon. They got some Gatorade. I don't see what. else they got. If I could guess, can I guess? Orange crush. There's orange crush down. here, too. Yeah, I see that. A little I I'm. guessing some microwavable pancakes. the little silver dollar ones. I'm. guessing some You don't want to cook. after your son's done this, right? Like. that's You're not smashing garlic on the. This is a You know what I mean? Like.

this is this is a processed food uh run. You're heating stuff up. There's no way. you're chopping an onion after your son. has just tried to shoot the president in. the head. I would imagine you are. heating things up. Uh some mini taqua. and the like. This would be my guess. You go home. You're not concerned about. sodium intake at that point, right? Your. only kid shoot tries to shoot the. president. It's not like you're like, "Let's get healthy. What's the sodium in this broccoli.

cheddar soup?" I don't think that's the. move, but I don't know now. Is that his. wife? Who's that? What fed FBI agent is. taking him to Costco? Was that the deal. they made? They go, "We'll take you to. Costco." Who is that? I I think it's an. undescript non-determined family member. They didn't say, "Do we know if this kid had brothers or. sisters?". He might have been an only child. No one knows any. It's just odd to me. that no one's really There's nothing. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. It's already.

gone. I'm just It's a human interest. story at the very least. Can you give me. that? It's a human interest story. I. mean, you'll always remember this summer. if you're that father. 2024. The summer of 2024. You're always going to remember that. That's the summer my son tried to kill. the president and then we went to. Costco. We rolled into Costco. Um Matthew Crooks, a 52-year-old dad,

recently hired a pair of powerhouse. attorneys to represent him and his wife, such as him, only child. Yeah. An anonymous loved one. Go up. An. anonymous loved one of the elder crooks. told the Mail that the FBI still very. much has questions about how much he. knew about his son's plan to assassinate. the former president. Interesting. Well, ma the Thomas Matthew. Krooks's body has been cremated. I believe they didn't do any toxicology. I believe he um.

is gone. Well, we'll just keep you updated on. that nonstory. I don't know. It's. interesting. That's a full wagon. That's. a full wagon after your son tried to. whack the president. That's all. I get. it. Couple of Jimmy Dean. Well, they they. don't sell I mean Costco's just got Is. it all Kirkland brand or can you get a. Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich there? Can. you get a Jimmy Dean sandwich and heat.

it? Depending on the season. Yeah, you get a Jimmy Dean sandwich in there. Nice Jimmy Dean maple sausage. Uh, egg. and cheese. Are you scrambling eggs after your son. tried to kill the president? Trying to get him nice and fluffy? I'm. not curious. If I had one kid and he. tried to kill the president and then. just get shot in the head by the Secret. Service, I don't know if I could like. whisk the egg. This guy seems kind of. fine. I don't know if I'd be at Costco.

I don't know if I'd be whisking the egg. Why can't whoever this person is just do. it for him? I don't know. I'm asking where are. family values. That's where. Pavle Durov, the leader of the Telegram. app, they jailed him. And now Mark. Zuckerberg from whatever uh uh bomb. shelter compound he's built, is speaking. out going, "We are sorry we censored the.

Biden laptop story. We are sorry we um. censored COVID uh information. We are. sorry we kicked everybody off. I am. sorry for what I have done. Zuckerberg and and a lot of tech people. seem to be kind of trying to cozy up to. the right. They need nuclear power. They. need they do they need nuclear energy to. run all these data farms. Data is more. important than oil. I was talking to a. friend about this. Everybody wants to.

get in good. They also want, you know, they don't want the government going. after them for monopolies and da da da. da. But the nuclearpowered data center. is a big deal. They want the green light. from the government. So that they. because all the only thing that's. valuable now is whatever you've typed. into Google and everything you do on. your phone and everything about you, your data is now stored in some uh. facility in North Carolina. And it's a. it's very hot, generates a lot of heat. Look at how much energy it takes to mine.

Bitcoin. We think of tech people as like green. energy types. We don't we do that for no. reason really. Other I mean sure they're. not drilling per se, but their products. use as much energy. Are they going to. use a lot more energy too as things get. bigger and bigger and they store more. and more information? So Mark. Zuckerberg's out there apologizing and. going, "Hey, I'm didn't mean to.". If you remember, Biden's son had that. laptop. He had all these photos and. videos of everything he'd ever done.

Guns to the hooker's head, amateur porn, whatever. It's all on the laptop. He. brings it to some place to get it fixed. Again, at that point, the vice. president's son brings it to somewhere, it gets fixed, and then it gets leaked. His laptop ends up uh they end up. leaking the contents of the laptop. Then under pressure from the Biden. administration and the CIA, which the intelligence agencies all. signed something saying that the laptop.

story was Russian disinformation and. should not be reported. So what did big. tech companies do? Well, they don't want. to share Russian disinformation. They censored the Hunter Biden laptop. story. And Mark Zuckerberg is out and he. said that the Biden administration. pressured me. to censor. this story among other.

things. In an explosive letter to the. House Judiciary Committee Rep. Jim. Jordan, who's a Republican out of Ohio, Zuckerberg, wrote that, quote, "Senior. Biden administration officials, including the White House, repeatedly. pressured Meta to censor content related. to the Corona virus pandemic in 2021.". And that was uh uh you know the dry run. They want um total and absolute control. Um it was an overreach. I think.

Zuckerberg. now is realizing now of course he's. doing that uh be you know he has his own. motives for doing that. It's just not a. moral thing. Um he has his own agenda. But now he is basically saying hey we. went too far. We all knew that they went. too far. People lost their livelihoods. their ability to communicate. And by the. way they arrest Pavle Durov for what's. going on on Telegram. remember the. [ __ ] maids on Facebook that were.

getting sold? They were selling Filipino. maids on like Facebook Marketplace. And I think Zuckerberg's like, "Bro, I. don't want to go to [ __ ] jail.". They're holding this guy accountable for. what's going on on Telegram. We were. selling maids. Facebook, we did this on. the show. I mean, like Facebook would. literally had Filipino maids on Facebook. Marketplace and you could do whatever. you wanted with them. And that was on. Facebook. So why is Zuckerberg not at.

fault for that? Why is Zuckerberg not at fault for. Filipino maids being sold on Facebook. marketplace back and forth to people? I'm telling you, it was it was not good. So Zuckerberg's out there trying to get. ahead of this. People are doing all. kinds of [ __ ] on Facebook. Facebook is a problem. and Zuckerberg. and they they arrest this guy Pavle. Durov because they're trying to get.

ahead of they're trying to intimidate. these people that own these. um companies that allow people to. communicate and let's watch a little bit. of uh this. Parville Jur who has been released after. several days of questioning uh primary. charges have also been put to him for. allowing uh the allegations go alleged. criminal activity on his messaging app. They've barred him from leaving France. pending further investigation. These are.

the conditions for his release. He's. been put under judicial supervision uh. with the condition of paying a deposit. of€5 million and a ban from Le. Zuckerberg allows my Anton put him in. jail. He allows my Anton to do anything. she wants. Put him in jail. Why is he. not in jail? By the way, he lets people. go out and do whatever they want. Okay. He's got maids from the Philippines on. Facebook Marketplace.

I think they've stopped that now. But why is Ekko? Why is he not in jail? So that's why Zuckerberg's coming out. and going, "Hey, we're sorry. We didn't. mean to censor. We didn't we don't know. what we're doing. We don't know what's. going on.". because he's basically going, "Hey, if. Trump gets in, you know, I want to come clean and let. everybody know that I was part of a. concerted effort amongst big tech and.

the government to censor. a story that may have helped Trump win. I was part of this." You know, this. wasn't When people talk about elections, they're not only talking about like. machines being hacked. They're talking. about like the people that control these. um you know platforms that you know. deliver information to people that are. skewing things one way or another. It's since been made clear that the.

reporting was not Russian disinformation. and in retrospect we shouldn't have. demoted the story. He acknowledged want. a maid? He said we've got good maids. You can buy a maid on Facebook. Marketplace. Do whatever you want to. them. and they come from the. Philippines. Well, that's not good, is. it? That's his quote in the post. He. goes, "Do you want a m I got we got. maids for days." That's what Zuck is. saying. Sucks is like, "We've got maids. for days. They're from the Philippines. You can. hit them." That's that's what he's.

saying. I'm not saying this. Mark. Zuckerberg is advertising Filipino maids. on Facebook Marketplace and saying one. way to ensure that your maid performs at. the standard uh you want is if she fails. uh to complete a task, you can uh throw. things at her, you can uh push her down. the stairs, you can hit her, you know, I. mean that so that's not good. The 38. weirdest things ever sold on Facebook.

marketplace. Like people are actually. terrifying. What do we got? Creepy foot stools. Look at that jail. Look at this. Look at. this highly cursed crying minion patio. heater. Jail for Zuckerberg. Spooky pies. I do like those. By the way, speaking of the government, go to this story. There was a kid in. Massachusetts, I think. Yeah. Selling. ice cream.

to help his autistic brother's hockey. team. Okay. Town officials shut down a boy's ice. cream stand. Fundraisers and death. threats followed this kid. He's trying. to sell ice cream because uh because his. brother plays hockey. and they need money. Um, so he sets up. this thing. He sets up a stand. He's. serving vanilla shaved chocolate and.

fluffer nutter. The flavor choice could. have been better, but that's neither. here nor there. So Danny's family go up. Danny's family received a letter from. the Norwood Board of Health ordering it. shut down. Town officials had received a. complaint and said that the 12-year-old. scheme. scheme. He's trying to help his brother, by the way. You know what I mean? a 12-year-old scheme violated the. Massachusetts food code, a state. regulation,

because he's selling uh ice cream. I was. surprised and upset, he said of the. letter that came August 5th. I don't. understand because there are so many. lemonade stands and they don't get shut. down. Good point. Danny's mom, Nancy Dar, had to encourage. her son to start the stand as long as he. donated half of the proceeds to charity. also was taken back. Somebody. complained. That was the most. disappointing part for us was that. somebody thought it was necessary to. complain about a child stand. So the. government shut this down and now people.

are threatening to kill them. And I think it's good. I think it's good. Apparently, people. are afraid like go to their the. government that shut this kid's ice. cream stand down is apparently. afraid to go to their homes because. people are threatening to come to their. homes and kill them. And listen, I'm. against violence, of course. I've always. said that. I've been very consistent. about that. I'm not against threatening. violence, and I'm not against.

threatening people that shut down uh uh. places to get ice cream. Um Danny was. trying to do a good Go back. Danny was. trying to do a good thing for his. brother's team. And it's not just a. regular hockey team. They need a lot. more equipment, right? Because I think. it's like an autistic team. No, but I think it is. I think Okay. Yeah, I think it I'm not trying to do a bit. I. think this is an autistic hockey team. and it's they need a lot of stuff. I. believe that's to be the case. This is. this is a hockey team, I think, where.

when you drop the puck, it's every you. know what I mean? It's like it's a whole. thing. The whole team's on Oh, it is. Okay. Yeah. a whole t this is the team. features people players with physical. and developmental disabilities. This is a team that needs extra and it. needs a little more. So this kid goes. and set up he goes and sets up an ice. cream stand and then they shut it down. He's trying to give the to help his.

[ __ ] brother and the team out. It's not easy, you know. Now people are threatening the. government officials. Keep going. We had to deal with staff who were upset. that they were being threatened. People. had gone online and found their. addresses for simply sending a letter. after having reached out to somebody. And I said, "Look, there's a violation. here. It's the first time in recent. memory that the town has shut down an. ice cream stand," he said, adding that. Massachusetts law allows for things like.

lemonade stand and bake sales, but not. homemade ice cream. Why? Why? Now, this is RFK should get involved in. this. Where is RFK in this? And I'll. tell you why. They want. people to buy from the the approved ice. cream retailers that are chalk full of. poison. And RFK should get out and defend this. child's independent ice cream stand.

because number one, this is homemade ice. cream. Okay. It does not have. thickeners. It does not have. stabilizers. It does does not have. things like guar gum, you know, and. things like that that that make ice. creamy and all this crap. um this is. homemade ice cream and this literally. RFK should literally. adopt this as like an issue, you know, and just say like it was. serving ice cream in the yard and they.

shut it down because they wanted to give. the business to the big ice cream people. who are poisoning everybody. That's why. many of the children now have breasts, which is true. Which is uh true. I don't. know what uh to say about that, but I. think that um I think that he should. have his ice cream stand ready. He by. the way, I will if he wants to sell ice. cream, you know, do it in the Hamptons. Do it.

in the Hamptons. Do it in the Hamptons. Sell some. highpriced homemade ice cream in the. Hamptons. They'll rat, too. But you'll. make more money before. before you eventually get ratted out. You'll get ratted out. A lot of rats. I I my parents, you know, we never had a. lemonade stand. We never did anything. You know, I was uh on this street called. Meadow Lane the other day. It's like. they it's all these billionaires live on. it. I was driving down it and then one. of the billionaire's kids were out there.

selling lemonade. They were young kids. And I bet what happened was the little. billionaire kid said, "Hey, I uh want something." I don't know what. kids want these days. A skin on. Fortnite, right? Isn't that it? Whatever. They go, "We want this." And. then the parents go, "Yeah, but you know. what? You got to start earning some. money. You don't know. You don't. understand anything about." And there. are these little kids. And they were. selling, I think, lemonade and and. homemade Rice Krispie treats. And that's a way that you My parents.

never taught me about money, earning money. They never they didn't. start when I was young. They didn't uh. they missed the teen years. They didn't. seem to they didn't seem to get into it. at any point. But I'm just saying that. there are people who choose to teach. their kids about money when they are. young. And the lemonade stand is like. this Americana way. Go. You go out there. and you earn some goddamn money. You.

save your own money. We never have I got. confirmed. when when Jewish people have a bar. mitzvah or bach mitzvah. Usually they. get a lot more money than people that. are confirmed. Not always. Yes. Always. What am I saying now? Because a friend. of mine got 80,000 for his bum. Some. people get enough money for their. bitzvah to buy a house. But I was. confirmed. It was a confirmation. I got. a $1,000 alto together. And you know. what my parents did? They stole it. They.

stole the money from me. And I don't. know what they did. Uh, but they stole. it. They probably paid the light bill, but they stole my c. They didn't tell me. we're going to You're going to learn how. to manage your money and you're going to. learn what you can spend your money on. and how to invest your They did. They. stole it immediately. They took the. envelope from me and said, "Happy. confirmation." and they stole the money. and then they paid their bills. So, here's a young kid who's trying to.

help his brother's disabled hockey team. and somebody rats him out. Some sick. [ __ ] in the neighborhood rats this kid. out and goes, "Can you imagine making. that call? There's a kid selling ice. cream from his [ __ ] lawn." Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't have a permit. That's. not legal, is it? I guess not. I guess. not. Well, go kill them. Go get them. I.

mean, it's crazy. There were no lemonade stands. Every now. and then, we would see one in my. neighborhood. Uh, but we I never had one. I didn't. like lemonade. My parents were never. like, "Earn your own." They never said. to me, they're like, "You should earn. your own money.". They tried their way of having me earn. my own money was saying be an actor and. get booked in a movie which you know to. their credit would have been a lot more.

money. I I was unable to do it. Um it. would have been a lot better than a. lemonade stand financially. It's I mean. if you look at Amanda Bines the long. term is probably not ideal but uh that. was their uh that was their idea. By the way, every documentary now on. Netflix, every single one from the Msync. Doc to the Nickelodeon doc, every. documentary now is like, you know, I know that there still need. to be child actors because obviously.

there are children in stories that. people write. Of course, we get it. But. what parent now? Like at least in the. '9s, my parents had like the benefit of. not knowing. how much everyone got raped. But now, I. mean, now to be enthusiastically. putting your kid in, but maybe the kids are more confident. now. Maybe the kids are like, "I'm a bad. [ __ ].

You're not going to rape me. I'm trans, [ __ ] Like, maybe the. kids are like really owning it and. [ __ ]. I don't know. But if you're a parent now. and you're putting your child into like. acting, it's got to give you some pause. It's got to be a little scary. After. all, every documentary on Netflix right. now is like, "Remember the show Alf?" You're like, "Yeah, I remember that." And they're.

like, "Well, he raped everybody." You. go, "Oh god. Oh boy.". Remember that show? He raped every like. every single one. An Open Secret, which. is not on Netflix, but Leaving. Neverland, Quiet on Set, The NSync Dock, The Corey Hay thing. I mean, it's all to. And by the way, when I was nine, I was. hot and my parents didn't tell me to pop. my [ __ ]. That's how inept they were.

They couldn't. They weren't even whoring. me out. Do you have me as a young Are you. googling me as a young uh child? Yeah, I was see how hot you are. Look. Look, Right. What? You nuts? Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. Hello. I'd own a beach house. I would own a beach house right now if. these directors had ran through. Now, of. course, it'd be not great. I'd have. green hair and I'd be voting for Kamla.

That was funny. But other than that, it. would be uh you know, moneywise. But can you imagine now the kid the. parents that are putting their kids in. acting now? Yeah. There. There we go. Can you imagine the parents now that are. like, "My kid's an actor." And you're. like, "Oh god, really? Yeah. Really? My. kid's an actor, an actor." I mean, it's. like listen, the school plays one thing. Broadway is even another thing. like uh. you know, you go to the play, you watch, you're there, you're like watching your.

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get thin. She's getting thin now. I've. been right about that cuz the fats. turned on her. And when the fatty boom. baddies turn on you and and she made a. lot of money off the fatty boom baddies, but she goes, "Fuck it. Now she's. getting thin. She's in the gym. She's. doing the right thing." So because she. goes, "Fuck it." She goes, "Fuck it. I'm. I've made enough money off these fatty. boom baddies. They keep turning on me. [ __ ] these bitches.". In the same way that I call that, I'm.

going to call this. There are going to. be more stories of pilots who are going. to try to kill and I don't want to. disturb anyone. They're going to try to. kill planes full of pe. I'm telling you. I'm telling you it's going to happen. because. they want to make some kind. If we are. to believe, which I don't I don't if we. are to believe that Matthew [ __ ] Thomas. David Krooks. I don't even know now. I don't even know.

if we're to believe that this guy wanted. to kill the president for no other. reason than to leave some type of legacy. and that is a thing that is motivating. mentally ill people. Why would you not. as the as a as a pilot with a plane of. people try to do something similar if. you were in a weird mental state? I want. to be remembered for something. He says. just anything. Let's watch this pilot. And he was accused of trying to crash.

the plane. I um did something unfathomable to me. Um something I I have to take. responsibility for and I regret. This morning, Joseph Emerson, the Alaska. Airlines pilot now facing 84 charges. after allegedly trying to take down a. passenger jet in October, speaking on. camera for the first time as he awaits. trial. Sarah and I would like our story. to be of some value, right? We think it. tells a larger story on pilot health.

It was last October when Emerson was. catching a ride in the cockpit jump seat. on a flight from Everett, Washington to. San Francisco when he says nothing felt. real. There was a feeling of being trapped. like am I trapped in this airplane? This. is not real. Go back. Go back. By the way, by the. way, this is a pilot. This is how sick a. lot of them are. Not all of them. Look how sick this guy is. I want you to. watch the smile here on his face when he.

talks about his attempt to down a. jetliner full of people. Feeling of being trapped like am I. trapped in this in this airplane? This. is not real. I mean, stop it. Is the Joker is the. joke. This is who's in the air is the. Joker. This is who's in the And the wife. is so horrified. She sleeps next to this. guy. The wife is so horrified because. she sleeps next to him. Keep going to. wake up. Emerson says he had taken psychedelic.

mushrooms for the first time two days. before the flight, thinking they might. help with depression, but believes he. was still hallucinating during that. flight. He stood up and pulled handles. in the car. By the way, by the way, I've done. mushrooms. I've done LSPD. I've done a. I've done measculine. I have never. thought. One of the realizations I had. was not that I should down a jet liner. full of people. Now, I'm not saying that. that can't happen. There are bad trips. People have all kinds of wacky. reactions. I'm not advocating. But it is. just funny. He's like, "Yeah, I took.

some mushrooms and you know, I just. decided that it was time to kill. everyone.". Meant to shut off the engines in the. case of a fire. It didn't work. And if. it had, that could have brought the. plane down. There are two red handles in. front of my face. Thinking that I was. going to wake up, thinking this is my. way. to get out of this nonreal reality, I. reached up and I grabbed and I pulled. the levers. Did you know what the levers were at the.

time? What I thought is this is going to wake. me up. I know what those levers do in a. real airplane, right? And I need to wake. up from this. It's uh 30 seconds of my. life. I wish it could change and I. can't. observe the pilots react to the. difficult situation that I just handed. and I said, "You guys want me off the. flight deck? I'm off the flight deck.". He left the cockpit. That's hilarious. By the way, if you. guys want me off the flight deck, like, "Hey guys, I know I tried to shoot the. to shut off the engines and I'm just. saying this. I'm I'm a good sport. If.

you want me to leave, I'll leave. I get. it. I did just try to shut the engines. off. If you want me out of here, I'll. go. I'll I get it. I'm not a nut. Listen to one of the pilots. We've got the uh guy that tried to shut. the engines down uh out of the cockpit. Emerson says he then tried to grab the. handle of an emergency exit door, but a. flight attendant stopped. By the way, and by the way, and I I I. I'm telling you right now, I I I said it. years ago. You can go find an old clip.

of me saying the only way Biden's going. to get out is if he comes out in a. debate. and um. you know. uh and and and is is like incoherent. That's the only way they're going to. force him out. Otherwise, you're going. to keep going. You could find that old. clip from years ago. But years ago, I. said and I I I said the thing that's. going to get the hairiest is air travel. The people that I noticed that are the. most unstable. are people that are working in air.

travel. I'm I'm I'm telling you, I am. all over the place all the time. looking. at people and got I've never walked into. a fruit farm stand and looked at someone. who I felt was going through it the way. that I felt like someone on an airplane. was going through. I don't know what it. is. I don't know if it's altitude. I fly. a lot. Am I the most sane? Probably not. But I'm not on at the controls. These people are completely. uh gone. Many of them look at them. Just.

take a closeup of this of these people. here. I'm telling you right now, all of. the people that work in the airline, and. I know this because I speak to them, the. minute they land, they just do drugs for. 48 hours. They go to a flop house and. they do drugs for 48 hours because the. job is so terrible. It's so terrible. I want a ginger ale. You know, she's in. my seat. You're mediating fights. The the people.

are punching you in the face. As soon as they land, they immediately. go to a a dope den of and get [ __ ] up. I'm telling you, for 48 hours, they they. have the shakes when they get back into. the plane a lot. And I'm including the. pilots. I'm including the pilots. Commercial aviation is getting. incredibly. dangerous. I don't care how many times.

they want to disguise it with a funny. Southwest flight attendant that gets up. there is like, "Hey y'all, I'm do a. little standup comedy for you." I'm. telling you right now, at least every. flight you're on, there's at least one. person who should not be on that flight, and it's usually a member of the crew. It's usually a member of the crew. I I. I'm telling you, watch out. I look at. every cockpit now. every [ __ ] I try to. look at the pilot and make a. split-second decision if I'm gonna get.

off the plane. I don't I'm not kidding. I try to make a split I look at and go, "All right, I I I'm telling you, let's let's finish. up with this guy, but I'm I'm telling. you right now, you need to care for. yourself and your family, and you need. to start looking at these pilots and. observing them before they get on the. plane. They're trying to kill you." I'm. not kidding. It's not a bit. It's not a. bit. You have to observe them if you can. before they get on the plane. Get to the. airport early. Get to the airport early.

and try to observe the pilots. Are they. drunk? Do they seem seem like they're. going through something? Put my hand on. the lever. I didn't operate the lever. She put my hand her hand on mine. And I. think around that period is when I said, "I don't understand what's real. I need. you to tough cuff me.". In the air, he texted his wife. He text me, "I've made a big mistake.". And what were you thinking at that. point? I was like, "What in the hell is he. talking about?" And I immediately got on. Flight Aare because that's how I can.

track him. And I saw that the plane was. diverted and um I think I text him back. Is this because of you? Emerson says he'd been struggling with. some form of depression ever since his. best friend Scott suddenly passed away, but didn't turn to a psychiatrist for. medication, worrying a formal diagnosis. could end his career. He instead turned. to alcohol and eventually those. psychedelic mushrooms in October. Coming into this, I hadn't really been. sleeping a lot the night that I took the. magic mushrooms and I did not sleep that.

that night. Um and uh and so this. cumulative sleep deficit. I believe may have also impacted um just. my perception of what was going on. Emerson now speaking about it all in the. new documentary the New York Times. presents Lie to Fly on FX as he and his. wife focus on increasing awareness about. mental health in the cockpit. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. a minute. Hold hold hold the phone for.

one minute right now. This guy shuts the. engines off mid-flight and now this is. his brand. This guy, I mean, what? This guy should. like be be barred from going near a. plane for the rest of his life. This guy. who tried to kill everyone mid-flight, him and his wife are now using this as. their brand. They're going out and. going, "My husband tried to kill a bunch.

of people in midair. No one knows better. about mental health than him.". Pilot accused of trying to crash planes. speaks out. The guy was trying to kill. people. and now he's become the spokesman for. mental health. Quiet skies. Keep keep. quiet skies. I want to hear a little bit. more about this. This is insane. Right now there's a perception out there. that if you raise your hand and say. something's not right, there's a very.

real possibility that you don't fly. again. At least one doctor saying at an. NTSB summit in December, it's time to. modernize the mental health regulations. for pilots. Who would you rather fly with? A pilot. who's depressed or a pilot who's. depressed on medication? And that's what. it comes down to. I think if pilots. and controllers, I mean, it's like who would you rather. fly with a schizophrenic or a. schizophrenic who's had a good. breakfast? Who would you.

What? Who would you rather fly with? A guy with multiple personality disorder. or a guy that's well-rested and has. multiple personality disorder fly. I. would rather fly with someone who's not. depressed and has passed an evaluation. mental health. Sorry. Sorry. Don't want. to be cruel. There's a lot of things. depressed people could do. Like comedy, for instance. Get on stage and tell a.

couple of funnies. I don't want you in. the cockpit of a [ __ ] plane. I don't. think the good idea here. What we've. learned from this is not to get more. depressed people in the cockpit of a. plane, please. Who would you rather fly with? A. schizophrenic who's lying about it or. someone who's honest and says, "I'm. [ __ ] up." Can you imagine that? What. is this? No one wants to do this job. They're so desperate, I guess, for. pilots that they're like, "So what? He's.

depressed, but he's medicated." You. know, I'm all for people taking. medication for depression and other. ailments, but I do believe, to be honest. with you, there are certain jobs where. the psych evaluation should be more. rigorous. I apologize. There was that. Play the German wings as they go. Play. the screams as they go into the. mountain, please. Play the screams as they go into the. mountain on German wings. They're trying. to knock. They're trying to break down.

the cockpit door. They're trying to. break down the cockpit door and the. pilot who has mental issues. Here we go. Yeah. Play it. Play it. The captain screaming, "For God's sake, open the door." Passengers are also. heard screaming. 5 minutes before. impact, more bangs can be heard. Metallic noises as if someone was trying. to knock the door down. 90 seconds. later, another alarm goes off. warning.

terrain, pull up. The captain again. screams, "Open the damn door." 2 minutes. before impact, the paper reports Lubets. can be heard breathing. The plane now. only 13,000 ft from the ground. 10:40. a.m. Investigators believe they hear the. plane's right wing scrape a mountaintop, then screams once more from the 149 on. board. Lubitz apparently stays silent. Well, there you have it. And that's one. of the reasons that I am a little I am a.

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they're given a brand new house and they. get palace security at that brand new. house. But if you remember the. fraudulent claim that Markle uh and her. husband made, Prince Harry was that the. press would not allow them to live and. was creating dangerous situations for. them and their children, which is of. course a complete lie. However, what happens with Marle? She comes to. America with her husband. They do this. dumb thing on Spotify. They lose a lot. of money. They have this thing with. Netflix. Nobody watches. They realize.

they are not going to be received as. heroes in this country. They were for. like a few weeks. They did a couple of. interviews, but now they're just LA scum. like everybody else. They're trying to. get into parties. She's sending texts. everywhere, trying to have meetings with. seamless celebrities. Um, she launches a. jam company that loses 18 staffers. Uh, American Orchard Riviera. Um, they've. they sent out 50 jars of jam, but 20. people have quit. Okay. And it's.

struggling to find a CEO. America, uh, uh, Megan Markle's jam company is. struggling to find a CEO. May I suggest. the pilot who tried to kill everyone on. that flight? Can I suggest him? Can you. imagine being the CEO of uh the the. Duchess of Sussex's fake jam company? I'm the CEO of the actress from Suits. and the uh Duchess of Sussex, whatever.

she calls herself. Uh. the jam, her fake jam company that she. opened up in America. That's what I. that's what I do. I do the um. Markle teased the brand in March. She. said, "Look, it's coming." She set up an. Instagram for it. However, nothing is. nothing is going on, of course, and now. they are going back to the UK. They're. going back to the UK where everyone was. trying to kill them. This is a good. lesson for people, I think. And she has.

actually proven incredibly valuable. because this has now taught everybody a. big lesson about she is the symbol of. the era. Meghan Markle is a symbol of. that era. That was a very specific time. in American history and world history. where Meghan Markle became the first uh. slightly kind of maybe a little bit. black queen uh the princess of England. and suffered greatly for that because. apparently the uh British royal family.

uh is slightly racist. Who knew? You. know, history books. But she was taken. off guard by that. And apparently the. press have quite an interest in the. lives of royals. and she didn't know that either. She. didn't know that she'd be expected to. share uh uh pictures of her children, the princes, you know. And she then left. in a huff and went to the United States. of America to live in a mansion in Santa. Barbara and sell jam uh at Target, although they can't get a company. together. Um, if you could take the.

madness of that era of American history. and tell one story and only one story to. describe the merging of self-interest. with supposed racial consciousness and. social justice. If there was only one. story to tell to expose the hypocrisy. and madness of that era, it would be. Megan Markle. There needs not be any.

other stories told about that time. You. don't need them. She is it. She was an. actress on the show Suits. She became uh. the Duchess of Sussex and married a. prince and then went crazy um and. dragged him out of the country to go. live in a mansion in America and sell. jam. Santa Barbara, by the way, is very. diverse community as we all know. Santa.

Barbara, Monaceto, where she lives. Um, that is the one story. And now we'll be. going back to this country that she says. is unsafe for her and her children. She'll be going back and. Megan, you know, so they'll never go. stay with his family again, but they. want a new house. She goes, "Listen, give me a new house. and give me the security that you all. have and give me a new house." And then. she is ready to go.

And it's why it's been my favorite. story. It's been my favorite thing to. follow because I like stories that that. reduce the need to tell other stories. One story can explain it all. This is. the one that explains it all. She comes. back here. She goes, "What do I really. want to do? What do I really want to. do?" She does all the [ __ ] you. know, she's dancing in Africa with. people with cleft lips and all that, you. know. She does she she does all the. photo ops. When she gets back to. America, she doesn't go set up a clinic for.

people. She wants to sling jam. to white pigs in Target. And that's the. goal. And then she hires a bunch of. people and they all quit. probably because there's nothing for. them to do because the company's not. real. She set up a fake comp. This is what. every rich [ __ ] does. They have a fake. company. Marle added, "I spend a lot of. time just googling, looking for brands.

when people are online looking for. things or reading things. I'm trying to. find new great designers, especially in. different territories." Megan added, "Times where I know there is a global. spotlight and attention will be given to. each detail of what I may or may not be. wearing. Then I support designers that I. have really great friendships with and. smaller upandcoming brands that haven't. gotten the attention they should be. getting. That's one of the most powerful. things I'm able to do and that's simply. uh wearing like an earring.

So that's part of her activism is. wearing an earring. She's telling you. she goes one of the most powerful things. I'm able to do is wear an earring. This. is one of the things I'm really able to. do is to wear an earring. It's one of my. most p I am This is one of my most. powerful things I'm able to do is to. wear uh a dress or an earring. And now. there's 18 morons. Imagine those people. that went to go work for her company and. then are like, "I got to get out." Like. they're all talking to each other. They. go, "Hey man, we think this company's.

fake." Guys like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The numbers don't lie." And they have at. least 20 members of staff quitting on. them. It tells its own story. It's. unprecedented even for a startup. The. brutal reality is Harry and Megan are. the toughest of task masters. They're. very demanding and difficult to work for. and that's put a lot of people's backs. up. No way. You don't say. You don't. say. This woman is mean to the. employees, to the staff. She sounds like. a royal to me.

You know, by the way, that when she, look at those eyes. You know that when. she was uh over there, she she was. probably the most abusive to the royal. staff, she was like uh Joffrey in Game. of Thrones, you know, tying the maid to. the bed post for the lashings. And all of these people that went to go. work for her because they believe the. narrative that they were sold that she's. some like, you know, uh this. egalitarian, you know, I'm breaking. boundaries and everything. And then they. go work for a jam company and you know, you know, like a an interaction probably.

went like this. She goes, "Hi, so I'm. I'm I'm seeing that you you went out for. a lunch to get a lunch. and and they were like, "Yeah, well, I. was picking something up for you and I. figured I would just get, you know, I. would just grab some." Okay. Okay. No, that's that's great. Um I just want I. want to make sure that you log the time. Even when you were running my errand, there was personal time. So, I want to. make sure that you log the personal time. during the running of my errand. Oh,

yeah. It was probably like five minutes. I just ran into this salad. Sure. Well, as you can understand, even if it's just. five minutes, what we really want to do. here is we really want to get into good. habits. And good habits are. transparency. And even if it's five minutes of. grabbing a salad, I just want you to log. that as personal time. Okay? I guarantee it was a lot of that. It was. a lot of that stuff. It was a lot of. that. Oh, I I'm I feel so sorry about your.

mother and I I understand that. It's. very tough. You know, loss affects us. all in different ways, but I need you to. be in the office in an hour. Yeah. Okay. Well, we have a we actually have an. emergency. Gwennneth Paltro has not uh. received her jam and I sent jam to her. and it's showing that it's uh returned. unopened and I'm thinking it's because. we actually either don't have the right. address or it went to the gate house and. then it got sent back because it didn't.

go through a security screening. All. Gwennneth's packages. have to go through a security screening. and I just I'm I'm wondering when you. can come in and find where Gwennneth. Paltro's jam is. No, I understand your. mother had a stroke. I understand people. have strokes. That's what happens in. life. They have strokes. Their brain. goes, "Uh, it's a stroke. We get it. I. want you to find Zoe Sana's jam that was. delivered to her. And if you if you. don't have it, I just don't want you. coming back to the office. I don't want.

you coming back to the office. I want. you to leave your mother's funeral right. now and personally deliver Kesha her. jam. personally hand it to Kesha because. this is why I left the royal family to. do this. To do this, well, at least. she's going back. At least she's going. back. Um, we took a little break from politics. this episode because there's not much. going on. The debates are obviously. going to be massively important. I don't. think anything's going to mean more than.

these debates. Uh these are probably the. most important debates I think uh in any. election of recent memory. And um I. think what we're going to have is um. this is funny. This is Carrie Lake at a. Trump rally. It says rap ASAP. Colton, please get off. stage. Please get off stage. Trump. waiting. That's hilarious. Trump's like. get off stage. He's the headliner. Mhm. He's the [ __ ] headliner. Seven minutes over. Seven minutes over.

Carrie, the debates will be incredibly. important. Um, where where is the first. debate? Where's it going to be? Um, I know Dana Bash is hosting it. She's like always hosting them. She's not great. No, she's kind of boring. Atlanta. Okay. Interesting. Whoa. Atlanta. Oh, it's good. Should we go? Yeah, why not? When is it?

Um, hold on. I wonder if I can get a press pass and. set up like a little booth. Totally. I probably could, right? Yeah. You would just be We would just. submit as a media organization. Well, good. Try to find that out. That. might be fun to go get a little booth. Uh, September 10. Sell ice cream. Homemade ice cream. outside the debate till we get caught. Just get the kid from Massachusetts. September 10th. Oh, Philadelphia. Just kidding. Even. closer. Great.

Try to see if we can get there. Okay, that might be fun. All right, everyone. We'll see you next week.