The Diaper Spa | The Tim Dillon Show #380

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Fu the very talented Justin. moan coming out of. levitown Pennsylvania he's an artist. he's a composer writer. singer triple threat guy he's out of. levitown Pennsylvania Justin moan Taylor. Swift in the news again always all the. time Taylor Swift We Can't.

we can't get away and we wouldn't want. to why would we want to there's nothing. to get away from We Have It All We Have. Love we have uh you know Intrigue we. have politics dating Travis Kelce the. Super Bowl there sports you. know I I am at the point now where you. know because now the Scuttle butt is. that she's going to one day soon endorse. presid President Biden and the Trump.

people are figuring out how. to counter that they're there and. there's all these lurd conspiracies. about you know what is happening behind. the scenes. and so that's where we are we're we're. all fighting for the. affection of Taylor Swift if. you live in this country.

you must be. blessed kned if you will by Taylor. Swift um so then I guess the people that. are the Trump people are going at. her risky. move it's a. Gambit because she's incredibly power I. think we give her the country give her. the country why have an election give. her the country she's gotten to that. point now.

give it to her stop let's stop. pretending this is a. country give it to her how bad can she. do the president's not really running it. the guy Biden's not even awake in the. meetings the wife is sitting in the. meetings bringing him back information. so at the end of the day it's like how. bad could Taylor Swift do just give it. to her ask her knock on her door and in. one of her homes and knock on her door.

and ask her if she has an interest in. being the president of the United States. and if she says no compel her to be the. president but how about instead of. endorsing Biden run in his place run run. we we don't care that you don't have any. experience it is of no interest to us we. don't care just run in his place.

and endorsement is. wasting her Capital her social capital. right now is so high that in order to. fully take advantage of it she must run. she must run and announce it go I I. thought about it and I've decided that. the best way to safe guard our democracy. is if I run for president let her do. it.

let her do it I don't care. anymore if all let her be the pre if. everyone's just going to talk about this. woman every day all day which is all. anyone does and now I'm doing it because. I've noticed that other people are doing. it what am I going to talk about you. want me to talk about Greek mythology. I'm noticing what's going on around me. what's going on around me is it's a. never ending all day every day. discussion of this. woman and who she likes who she doesn't.

like who she thinks is going to be a. good. president and what's her take on the. barbie Oscar snub has she weighed in. make her the leader of the country why. not it it it seems to follow. logically that if you have an unhealthy. obsession with this. person that's rooted I don't know in. what but I you know in in in Nostalgia.

and growing up with her and her making. you feel good and the music evoking. emotions uh she's the greatest whatever. it's not true it's not true that she's. the greatest entertainer it's a Beyond. it's not true but it doesn't matter. because nothing matters so make her the. president make her the leader of the. United States of America let her fire. nuclear weapons let her kill the. Palestinians let her do it you know why.

because we need. somebody who can put a happy. face on some of the policies that people. are having a trouble. with let her write a song about Gaza as. we bomb them into Smither into uh to you. know as we obliterate it let her write a. song about and how sad it is and people.

go you know Taylor wrote that song about. how sad it is that they're being bombed. and they're. dying I mean why not it's it's a it's an. idea it's certainly an idea to have this. lady just take it or just go we're at. this we are at the point now we are at. the point very soon where we're gonna. just hand the country over to someone.

someone we're just G to give it to. someone we're going to kind of say we're. just going to continue to do what we do. and you can have it so before it's China. let it be her let it be Taylor Swift I. don't mind. that I do not mind that at all she. challenges Trump she. wins and you know it's just happy we. then you know just s we're singing songs.

everybody's in love with her they're. happy we'll still do everything we're. doing we'll ramp it up it'll get worse. we will okay if Taylor Swift is our. president the things we will. do the blood that will spill will be. like nothing you've ever seen and it'll. be okay because it'll be the most. beloved figure on planet Earth I wonder.

if she realizes how much power she has. it's probably got to [ __ ] her up. realizing that she could sway. presidential elections you know whatever. she wants to do it's got to kind of make. her go wow I had no idea but she can she. is now the most important figure in. America right now Taylor. Swift it's that's it there's this is by. the way this is not any type of.

exaggeration Taylor Swift at this moment. in time is the most important figure. culturally in our country there's nobody. I don't know how this Happ it happened. without my involvement or knowledge I'm. just reacting to it and I'm going with. it I'm going with it I'm I'm going with. it I'm asking you to deliver the country. to her give it to her now give it to her. I'm asking you to do it I'm asking you.

to do it please so that there's a reason. that I let her and Travis Kelce live in. a White House and and and fire uh drone. strikes at our enemies the hoies and all. these other let them do it let have the. CIA come in and say Madam president and. she'll say call me Taylor and that's her. new album her new album's called call me. Taylor and Caris swisser and the rest of. these people whose brains have been. eaten uh. like fermented alcohol just you know.

what I mean like a fruit rotting their. brains have gone they can all go and you. know what you know what the you know why. her new album is called call me Taylor. because the CIA director came in to give. her a a briefing the presidential Daily. Briefing the pdb and you know she just. sat there and she was looking so smart. and she just looked at him and she said. call me Taylor and he was amazed by that. because she doesn't even that that's how. big she is she doesn't even need the. title do it give it to her give it to.

her I I I will not resist I will not. resist I will cheerlead for her I. because we want to live in North Korea. we want it with like all all of our the. we want our loyal are our this woman our. undying obsession with this woman proves. that we really want to live in North. Korea let's do it give it to them give. it to them they want the people out.

there that you see on the chickfila line. that loops around and around and around. it keeps going or the In-N-Out line it. goes back blocks and blocks and blocks. and blocks the people that are sitting. that they have the time to sit 45 M an. hour and a half for [ __ ] food it's not. good it's not that good they have two. hours to sit and wait for French fries. that by the by the time they they get. them will will be cold because they've.

been sitting. there let give them what they want they. want they want gods and they want. someone to worship they want someone to. worship give them Taylor Swift give them. Taylor and then she can you know she can. really solve a lot of problems that are. haven't been able to be solved. yet.

fall in she can fall in and out of love. with migrants and the country will react. to the migrant crisis based on who she's. in love with so if she's in love with. like a North African guy you know who. came over it's like hot but if if she. dumps him no migrants then they get. kicked the [ __ ] out which by the way. toeka Kansas I love how bad they're. doing they're they're literally going. give us migrants Topeka Kansas is going. we've got nothing.

left the main industry that Topeka. Kansas had was the Gods uh God hates. [ __ ] church that was their main but it. was their main industry it really was. their main industry was like hate that. was their main thing and they've got. nothing left so Topeka Kansas is. basically telling migrants like Hey. we're we're out here we've got nothing. this article came out I guess it was in. the times or something where Topeka. Kansas is literally advertising for. migrant going please. Kansas Capital hopes to lure migrants.

with work all through day how great is. it you're a migrant you just got here. and they're like what about Kansas and. even they know they're like oh I don't. know yeah I don't know about Kansas. while many American cities are. struggling with large numbers of newly. arrived migrants toeka is inviting. anyone and everyone with permission to. work in the US anyone and everyone like. a lot of smaller cities the Kansas. capital is grappling with near stagnant. population growth an unemployment rate.

well below the national average and an. unemployment rate well below the. national average according to city and. economic development officials finding. people to fill its roughly 6600 open. jobs has been a struggle so there are. 6,000 600 jobs in Topeka Kansas that. people don't want to. fill they don't want to. go for toer mayor Michael. Padia a Democrat and a largely.

Republican state the effort to attract. immigrants along with Americans living. in other cities just made sense because. there toeka is coming. out and going we if you are [ __ ]. that's Topeka Kansas and by the way that. could be a good it's really not a bad. way to attract people it's like if you. are F if it didn't work anywhere else. come here did you fail in Austin come to. Topeka did Miami not pan out did you not.

ride the Bitcoin wave of Miami to Star. Island it didn't work out you don't live. next to Jared in ianka on Indian Creek. Island come on down to Topeka Kansas. work at a food truck that's nice you. serve a couple of Burly lesbian and. enchiladas every morning come work at a. food truck put the hash brown in the. burrito thank you come work at a food. truck learn all about Native American. fried bread or whatever the [ __ ] they. serve come down to Topeka Kansas live in. hell and there's nothing wrong with that.

come live in hell come work the front. desk at the Hilton in Topeka Kansas you. will wish you were back in [ __ ] you. know I I don't even know where the hell. a lot of these people got Libya you'll. be you'll want to go back to Libya when. you were standing and working in the. last remaining Pizza Hut in Topeka. Kansas serving the morbidly obese uh. baseball team at the high school their. fourth Pizza in Topeka Kansas come on.

down come on down to Topeka Kansas a a. hollowed out meth. hell and I I like Kansas I'm not saying. anything bad about them really I'm just. stating facts as to what's going on over. there cities with something going on. they can't have all migrants in here. they they just don't want it they don't. want it New York's going we can't do it. Mar's vineyard's like hey man we're a. small island we can't handle this toeka. Kansas go we don't care what you did we. don't care what you did in your country.

we don't care rape murder torture come. on down work at a food truck serve this. Burly Les being a chili dog so she can. go to her [ __ ] [ __ ] job working for. the energy plant with Topeka Kansas come. down to Topeka Kansas our biggest. industry was Fred Phelps he's our. national celebrity and our biggest. industry was the God hates [ __ ] church. it was our biggest come on down to and. by the way this is where the migrant. should have to go so they will stop stop. coming eventually they'll go oh it's bad.

they go no no no no no no no it is not. good it's not the. movies it is not the. movies have the migrants work at this. new diaper Cafe that we're opening in. Massachusetts have the migrants work in. the new diaper Cafe where adults who. have a diaper fetish a woman is and by. the way I can't for example open a. restaurant I've been trying for so long. but it's so difficult to get a. restaurant off the ground somehow this.

[ __ ] has opened and I kid you not a. diaper Spa she has a diaper Spa in a. tiny New Hampshire town so I can't open. a restaurant because of red tape and. regulation but this [ __ ] somehow can. open a diaper spa for perverts in a tiny. little New Hampshire town a diaper Spa. to those of you who don't know if you're. an idiot and you're like some type of. prud an abdl an abdl is an adult baby.

diaper lover adult baby diaper lover. it's a diverse Community with various. individuals and their unique wants and. needs the owner said a new Spa catering. to diaper wearing adults who want to. roleplay as young children and what. could go wrong has opened in a small. town in New Hampshire alarming some. local R now by the way how cheap is it. to just open maybe that's why I should. open a I mean this [ __ ] can just open a. diaper.

Colony the diaper Spa in Atkinson New. Hampshire says it is an age play. friendly adult diaper. Spa I love the idea of this being. someone's dream you know like she's like. well one day I always wanted to hang out. my own. shingle working for yourself is the. American dream and I believed when I. grew up if I worked hard enough and I. saved enough money and I believed in. myself I could open up a place where.

adults who want to wear diapers and. pretend to be children could get. off cuz it is sexual this is clearly. she's like it's a I I'll I'll tell you. my favorite line in this whole article. it's coming up the spa is a safe. judgment free zone well number one uh of. course wait a minute really the diaper. Spa is Judgment free yeah I like how she. just has to reiterate that she's like. don't worry this ain't no country club.

we're not looking down on anybody here. we're all in diapers it's a judgment. Free Zone by the way that's how [ __ ]. [ __ ] everybody's gotten about. everything that she has to specify that. this isn't one of those upscale diaper. Spas we're gonna have a real LZ Fair. attitude this is a judgment a safe and. judgment free zone for visitors to. pamper themselves with snacks playtime. Story Time nap time you take the.

migrants and you put them in the diaper. Spa they have to watch adults in diapers. in New Hampshire pretend to be babies. you do this you publicize it you but I'm. telling you right now they will just go. to Europe just let them go to Paris we. have in our country and this is a great. thing we have the means to solve the. migrant crisis. we have it bring the people in and give.

them jobs at make them go to Topeka. Kansas send them to a little town in New. Hampshire to uh to uh to cradle and rock. a 45-year-old pervert in a diaper do. it the spa is a judgment free Z and this. is for people they're all regular adults. and they want to do playtime Story Time. nap time cuddle time changing time. changing time let the M please God.

please let the migrants have to. change a. 37y old. adult let make the. migrants change the diapers of these. people and then if the migrants stay. then then they are. citizens oh see can you see if the.

migrants will change the diaper of our. very very very very sick people that. live here in New Hampshire if the. migrants are willing to change the. diapers of these very healthy but very. unhealthy people they should get to. stay playtime nap time cuddle time. changing Time coloring nursery rhymes. and sing. alongs sir Services advertising include.

quote adult baby diaper lover Nursery. Spa Care at 300 an hour virtual play. dates at 200 an hour and an all day. Premier Spa experience for the little. one inside of you for. 1500. 1500 in the summer you can play with. your water wings in floaty poolside. picnic under a tree with your teddy bear. play marbles on the patio or swing on. the front porch swinging and serve tea. to your dog on the porch in the winter. we can make snow angels build snowmen.

drink hot cocoa from beneath clouds of. whipped cream and sprinkles and decorate. gingerbread men or sugar cookies the. Spa's website. advertises but now think of this I'm. very disappointed in these people in New. Hampshire some residents are not happy. about this can you imagine that some. residents are unhappy about this uh some. residents not that happy um it has a. there's this is a little town it. has a population of about 7,000 people.

mother of three Kayla Gallagher told the. Eagle Tribune that she's concerned. because the spa is close to a children's. park and fears that it caters to clients. with a sexual fetish what do you mean. Kayla this is something that I will. never be willing to expose my kids to so. now we will no longer be able to use. that. Park local resident Mike vigata was. against the spa for similar reasons can. you imagine telling Mike vigata about.

this what's going on over there they're. adults in diapers they're running around. in diapers over there they're [ __ ]. in these diapers these sick [ __ ] you. got to see where I'm living I'm living. in this place they got a diapers it's a. spa but it's for adults who wear these. diapers and they [ __ ] in them I kid you. not Vinnie I'm telling you from my hand. to God the the people people in here. they're [ __ ] in their diapers and.

people are cleaning up these sick [ __ ]. go in there Vinnie they pay 300 an hour. for this they put on a diaper they sing. them nursery rhymes yes it's Mike viglia. I'm against this my name is Mike. viglia Spa owner Dr Colleen. Murphy this is my favorite she goes It's. All About trauma this is by the way this. word trauma this is my favorite one you. know PTSD. trauma like this is going to be this is.

going to be hijacked and used. for I mean you have no idea what's. coming by the way the. trauma it's so funny it's like. traumatic this is trauma you're getting. over childhood. trauma it helps them process whatever. trauma it was a lot of times it's. childhood trauma when they were in. diapers or just getting out of diapers. and they want to feel that safety that. they had had before. it listen to this okay um so there are.

people now that are upset with. this. um so people are angry and they're. trying to get this shut down or maybe it. hasn't opened yet they're trying to stop. it from opening okay so listen to this. this is my favorite one this is my. favorite one okay so this is the woman. Murphy who's opening the diaper. Spa one of the most common Miss. conceptions about adult baby diaper.

lover is the association with pedophiles. perverts and sex offenders she told Fox. News this is not true and this is my. favorite line I have read in any article. so far she goes and I have never. encountered anyone of that nature in my. work really not one not one pervert. ever they while in in a DI whilst in a. diaper being uh rocked to sleep in your.

spa you've never encountered one pervert. not even one guy not even one guy in a. diaper you thought was sus not even. one Murphy it seems like you might be. lying I've never even encountered that I. don't not in my work or research but. this is a great point I mean it's like. let's this should be the number one. don't shut this down make this bigger. make this bigger because we got a lot of. migrants that need work so do not shut. this down you need this needs to be this.

needs to be uh the size of like a. football stadium there'll be enough. people to fill it don't worry about it. you remove the stigma get them all in. there and the migrants you go welcome to. America I'll go down they're three. blocks away from where I am in New York. City right now I will take them right. here welcome to America welcome to uh do. you want to work at a spa and they're go. yes yes we'll go into a spa good good. get in the car we go right to the spa. and it is um we tell them what it is now. they're not going to understand it. because they come from cultures that are.

not as advanced as us with our adult. diaper lover baby cuddle coddle you know. with with the rattle we're GNA say these. are adults because of their trauma. because of their trauma what's your name. inz these are inz let me explain to you. what you'll be doing you're going to be. changing you diapers oh that's good you. love children you have a few okay CZ let. me just break it down a little bit for. you because I know you come from a very.

simple culture where people just the. only people who wear diapers are babies. right in El Salvador pretty much right. or or very old people I understand right. right I well we've got something else. going on that's a little different but I. know you're excited to be here and. you're a team player so we just want to. let you know that you're going to be. serving a very important vital function. for a adults who are processing their. trauma by wearing diapers and [ __ ].

in them okay while you rock them to. sleep and tell them nursery rhymes yeah. do you know little B. peep can you imagine that you just got. to America you imagine this you're. coming from like San Pedro Sula in. Honduras or something right you just get. to America okay you're looking at a guy. that looks like me in a. diaper who just [ __ ] in it and you're. reading him little book. [Music].

and you're reading him and you're. reading him little B Peep and you got to. think to yourself how bad was it how bad. was it in. Venezuela you start thinking to yourself. did I have to eat every day maybe I was. being a little bit ridiculous here you. know like maybe that three day a week. where we ate three days a week was. actually fine it's intermittent fasting.

I mean that's all the rage you know if. you're looking at a guy like me in a. diaper and you're reading me a nursery. rhyme and I have a like a a what do they. call them the nookie what do they call. the thing oh Binky is it called Binky. but what's the real name for it um the. thing that babies have my godson's over. it now he's three you don't have him. anymore at that age pacifier pacifier. yeah so if I have a pacifier in my mouth. and you're reading me. uh I don't know what's another one. there's little B peep what's another.

nurser Cat in the Hat like Dr that's not. a nursery rhyme Cat in the Hat that's. Humpty Dumpty you're reading me Humpty. Dumpty and I'm there in my diaper and. I've got a pacifier in my mouth. I'm and I'm looking at you and you're. from Venezuela or Honduras or any of. these places you got it in your. head can you imagine like the first call. you have with your family at back home. home like the first call you have you.

go how is America how is America you go. this K got real problems. here I want to hear Little Bo Peep again. they go there are grown men in diapers. and I have to change them and I have to. read them nursery rhymes and then we. have music. and what else did it say it's like you.

can have hot cocoa Under the Stars what. else yeah there's nap time there's uh. nap time yeah nap time what else we got. nap time all the different things. anything a child uh making snow angels. hot coco uh decorate gingerbread men. well it says you can just you can. relieve yourself at will in your diaper. too oh well that's the point of a diaper. well that's of course I mean that's by. the way they don't even have to say that. no they don't even have to say that. you're in a diaper you're going you're. going to use the B how crazy would it be. to wear a diaper and use the can you.

imagine that guy who's like no I'm into. the diaper play but I don't want to take. it that far it's like Phil will you stop. going to the bathroom just [ __ ] in your. diaper Phil it feels like you're not. comfortable enough for leaving yourself. in your diaper you keep using the. bathroom yeah well I just you know don't. like the smell Phil. Phil I just want to see these migrants. because you got to prove here's the deal. I'm not against the people that come. into this country for better. opportunities and a better life but they.

have to prove they have to prove it and. working at the diaper. Spa is the best way or living in. Topeka they all decide to go to the. diaper Spa they go to topa for five. minutes and go we'll go to diaper Spa. thank you we'll go to diaper Spa but. it's a way to prove you have to prove. your loyalty now to live in this. superpower and you also got to know. where we're headed. we're headed to an interesting.

place where everyone's going to be. getting their trauma. out in different ways and I'm not trying. to shame anyone Kink. shame what happened to feet can you just. lick a toe you know what I mean like. isn't that enough for people just lick a. toe God. Jesus what about polyamory can we just. do that just [ __ ] a bunch of different. people can we at least settle on.

that can I just request it we just do. that I. guess can we stop it licking a toe how. about that you could feet you got feet. you don't need to be in a diaper all the. time can you imagine what's the. marriages this this thing's. gonna you know the wife says to the. husband goes you seem really tense I. think you should go to diaper Spa John.

John listen to me John I want you to go. to diaper Spa I know that's where you've. been going you don't have to hide it I. think you should go you need some time. go to diaper spa and be swaddled you. need to be swaddled in diaper. Spa I can't I just can't I just want to. see the looks on these people's. faces from El Salvador wherever they're. coming North Africa Libya the Middle. East they when they come in in their.

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loans now I don't want to get in. trouble and we discussed this. earlier and I don't know what we can do. here I just what can happen here can. anything. happen I'm asking you about this. visual what can happen now I don't even. want to let them know I want to let the. people at the.

YT what can happen here well I mean. they've been can I just should I have a. fake head. or but even that I'll get in trouble for. that so we're not allowed to play this. video at all. no simply because there's a human head. in it yes I feel like YouTube is going. to win on this one like I feel like it's. going to be tough for me to even defend. defend this most of what they get upset. at I find them to be a little absurd but.

in this case in this rare instance I. will say that I do believe some caution. perhaps is needed because there is a. human head in the video and he holds it. up we can't play it we can play after we. can play when he's talking but the first. 20 seconds are are you sure we can do. that um no I mean maybe we just all at. him Bargo him yeah no no show no show. him so we can't play any of this but. here's my problem with this I just can I.

from this man's point of view. uhhuh this man goes through the trouble. to cut his father's head off which by. the way is not easy he used two knives. he used a machete and then a large steak. Knife which by the way a lot of these. knives are dull they're not great I'd. love a knife sponsor because I do like. cutting now he C cuts his dad's head off. okay and he puts it in a bag and then he. goes on for about 14 minutes to make. great. points about not all of them but some a.

great points about how unaffordable. things are you know he went to all this. trouble and the idea that we can't play. any of this what he. said he's only 32 he's really given his. life he's given up his. life you know and we can't can we read. some of it uh we can read like. transcripts of what he said yeah look at. this America's white mail meltdown.

starts with Taylor Swift and ends with. Justin Mahone the Philadelphia Inquirer. the thing that's interesting about um. journalists now so I'm gonna tell you. what's happening in. journalism uh not that you. care. uh journalists now for the most part are. one paycheck away from living on the. street this is true journalists now are. they are their only hope is to go Mega.

viral so they have to write these crazy. articles like American white Mill. meltdown starts with Taylor Swift and. ends with Justin mod like ends with this. guy who beheaded his dad and then they. just got a the very public meltdown in. Maga world over the pop star reveals a. more dangerous deadly toxicity embedded. in our society so they just have to. conflate at all these things so they. basically have to be like if you don't. like Taylor Swift or you criticize her. or you say that maybe she shouldn't pick. our president you're you're almost at.

the phase where you're going to start. decapitating members of your own family. and they have to. write this now I don't I I don't even. know what this guy said I only heard a. few of what he said I shouldn't say he. made great points I didn't listen the. whole 14 minutes I'm sure he said things. I don't agree. with but the whole thing. is I listen to like three thinks but I. thought he was kind of doing that RFK. thing where he's like you know what I.

mean like State Street Vanguard they're. taking all our money I that I get. right so I didn't I thought he was just. doing that kind of kind of that populist. rhetoric which I can everyone can get. behind Vanguard Black Rock I thought it. was more like [ __ ] black rock but. apparently some of it was racist I don't. know but so here's what I. want. [Music]. um listen to this right a white you is. nevertheless a fairy tale that lived on. in the Warped Mind of a young man named. Justin moan retreated into leviton's.

Labyrinth inside his parents home on. upper Orchard Drive when his 2014 degree. in Agra bus management from Pennsylvania. state university only resulted in a. series of occasional MC. jobs call center well I. mean like these. people can the media by the way can the. media ever not like be [ __ ] like. there's nothing that these people. they're they're all almost dead the.

media they're starving they're laying. them off left and right they can't do. anything they have a MC job you have a. MC job you writing for the Philadelphia. Inquirer that is a MC job so he calls a. MC jobs he goes only resulted in a. series of occasional MC jobs call. centers cubicle Farms a Jersey Mike. Subway shop so by the way if you work. just to give you an give you an idea of. what the this the media what they think. of you if you work at Jersey miks and. you make sandwiches for a living the.

media thinks you are scum they think. you're scum if you work at a call center. they think you're scum and if you work. uh at a cubicle Farm whatever that is. guys a data collect your eny so I it's. amazing over that decade moan made it. clear what he blamed for the struggles. that kept him living in his parents. house in his 30s affirmative action. which he believed meant he couldn't. succeed as an overeducated white man.

overeducated or not I'm like well deal. with this deal with us moan apparently. did his own research in an interesting. online. existence that included a failed effort. to launch a national militia in a. YouTube. video in his most recent 14 plus minute. production moan ranted against BLM. antifa invasion of immigrants lgbtq. activists. and an overreaching all powerful federal. government you know so here's what so.

you have schizophrenics are going to do. crazy things because they are. schizophrenics my mother was a. schizophrenic she never beheaded anyone. by the way so I'm I'm not saying that. mental illness. necessarily uh provides a justification. for evil Behavior but I am saying that. when your synapses are firing but. they're not quite linking up and you. don't have control you have a mental. deficiency and. illness you can get into some bad stuff. and this guy was a psychopath who cut.

his father's head. off a lot of people are going to do. things like this and a lot of them are. going to do it for Myriad of reasons. some of them are political social. cultural whatnot that you know there's. going to be these weird manifestos that. these people write and then people are. going to glom on to them and say this. this one proves so what is it you know. this one proves that you know. if if you criticize black lives matter. and this guy criticized black lives.

matter well then you're this guy you're. you're cutting heads off you just don't. know it yet you just don't know it yet. this is the exact same way they tried to. beat Trump last. time the way to beat Trump was to let. Trump be Trump and and not go at him not. fight because when he's up against the. ropes he's great he's amazing when he's. up against the ropes he's. skilled but towards the end of his term. and then after his term ended he was. kind of everybody in his inner circle. they were all fighting with each other. and he was kind of you know his fan base.

started to kind of desert him a little. bit they went a little bit to DeSantis. there was certainly more consternation. in that world than there. was when you go at him and when you. start charging him with all these. [ __ ] things he's able to very easily. you know he gets the support of his. supporters who feel like they're coming. to his defense this is this is obvious. by the way you could explain this all to. a seven-year-old the way that they tried. to beat Trump last time was to basically.

say everyone who's voting for him or. who's even thinking of voting for him is. a Neo-Nazi militia member but they don't. know it yet they don't know it yet it's. not it's stage one or whatever it's not. detectable they don't know it yet but if. we ran all the tests if we did all the. Diagnostics we would find out that they. are card carrying members of the. American Nazi party and that's what they. tried to do and they tried to shame. people they tried to go go aren't you.

embarrassed you're a Nazi and don't know. it aren't you ashamed you're a Nazi. white nationalist you don't even know it. and then people go no man I'm really. just concerned about the Border I I. think the econom is not great I I don't. understand 13-year-olds getting uh you. know permanent medical operations when. they're confused you know maybe they. should wait till they get a little older. to transition medically to another gen. no you a Nazi and you don't know it and. people go I don't know man I I'm I don't.

think so and this is the the the tack. that they've taken trying to defeat him. it's fails it's always. fails it always fails it's you know. he is very good at at not playing that. their game see in order to beat someone. at a game they have to play it this is. what the media doesn't realize this is. what the the brilliant people in the. media who who ran their own business by. the way into the ground they've ran.

their own business into the ground. calling people he couldn't he just he. graduated from the University of. Pennsylvania and he only had a stint of. MC jobs he only had a stint of. mix okay so the reality of the situation. is in in order to be someone in the game. they have to play your game and Trump. doesn't really play that game he doesn't. play he doesn't apologize he doesn't he. doesn't play the game the only way that. it would work is if he were to play that. game and go I'm sorry I didn't really.

mean that. or he doesn't play. it so here we go Philadelphia. Inquirer says I keep coming back to. something moan said in his beheading. video where he declared that the flood. of desperate refugees crossing the Rio. Grand is actually an invasion from third. world countries they're coming here with. health issues they're uneducated. unemployed and all they do is commit. crime on the street oh wait I'm sorry. that wasn't the Bucks County beheader. that was the Republican lieutenant. governor of Texas Dan Patrick who was.

speaking this week on Fox News and spou. the kind of rhetoric that might inspire. a m militia well also this week. obviously not every immigrant comes. across the border committing crimes we. know that but by the way has any. politician not been prone to like. overstatement and I per that's all they. do that's all they do this week There's. a video I don't know if you have it or. certainly a photo of it of migrants. attacking the NYPD. because we don't know who the [ __ ] these. people are that came into America I do.

know that they're going to work at the. diaper. Spa this is literally from. NYPD they're there and the migrants. attack the. nyp are we are we saying that none of. the migrants will commit any crime is. that the goal. here and I'm not trying to agree with. the guy who beheaded his F I'm against. beheading your. parents can I go on the record. can I go can I go on the record and say. that I'm against beheading your.

parents I'm against it I'm also against. living in ltown Pennsylvania I'm against. a. lot if if my son made that song play the. second song we played not the. first if my son made this s do you know. how far away I'd want to be from him if. I heard this song coming out of my son's. room imagine you have a kid you're not. my son why Mom. you're. the you hear that one day you're going.

about your business you're getting cold. cuts you're getting cold cuts what's the. Pennsylvania Supermarket I don't know. don't look it up it doesn't matter the. point is. whatever Kroger is Ohio I. think here's my. point Pennsylvania you're getting a cold. cuts out you know you get to Turkey you. get the Cracked Pepper turkey B's head. can you sponsor me if I'm going to do it. for free if I'm going to put it out for. for free you get the Cracked Pepper. turkey out the Boar's Head you get the.

sliced white American cheese don't be an. animal get the white and you put it out. you got some nice wheat maybe some wheat. and then you're go walk up to your son's. room because you want to knock on his. door because you're about to make some a. sandwich which will be the honey wheat. which is white bread but it's a. different color it's the same thing. wheat bread is fake but that's neither. you nor there you take the honey wheat. you put the turkey on it some white. American cheese some mayonnaise some. Cracked Pepper and maybe if it's a.

summer you get some sliced tomato don't. do tomato in the winter if it's got the. white in the middle don't do it and. lettuce number one is not the type of. lettuce you're going to buy isn't really. great for you anyway a rugula gets stuck. in your teeth and the lettuce when it's. on a burger or a sandwich the food just. slides off so stop putting that iceberg. lettuce on the burger unless you shred. it because if you put a wedge of iceberg. lettuce on the the whole Burger it's. everything slides off the. bun as you're making your sandwich which.

is if you're smart Cracked Pepper uh. turkey white American cheese. mayonnaise wheat bread and um who knows. maybe a little avocado whatever is in. season you walk up to your son's room. because you will are also and you put a. little potato salad a little macaron. salad as well with that and you're. you've made a nice plate for yourself. and you think you know what I love my. son I love my son and I you know he went. to Penn State he work hard and now he's.

working at some call center he's having. a rough go of it but I love him so much. I've just made this meal for myself I'm. gonna give it to him I'm gonna offer it. to him and I'll make myself another one. I'm gonna say you know what do you want. and you go and you hear this by you. [Music]. goly. roing at that point when you hear that. you're you're are filled with a a. there's a coldness in your chest because.

you realize something very bad you don't. know what it is but you just here's what. happens when you hear that you walk. right back to the your Center Island. okay your Center island with granite. still Granite huh but. granite and you sit down on your granite. Center Island and you eat the sandwich. in silence and you are really terrified. because you know this woman came home. and found her. husband's headless body in the.

bathroom and by the way I wouldn't even. try this case I would just say ladies. and gentlemen of the. jury the piggy piggy make your head. feeling. dizzy aren't I part of this family or. everyone so here's what's interesting. about this guy this guy's kind of like. a what's interesting he's an interesting. archetype person he seems kind of like a. musical theater gay militia guy like.

that seems what he is no what is this. like he's that's musical theater he's. doing like you. know silly silly come and kill me the. CIA runs all our cities and this is that. I mean there's something going on here. with this guy that he um but no when you. hear something like that coming out of. your son's room who's however old 32 you. say to yourself you go hey man man I. mean this is like. [ __ ] this is not good and and you got.

to get you got to. move can you play the neighbor the. neighbor had a great reaction to this. because the neighbor is basically just. like Judy let's play Judy's reaction. today you just don't wake up in the. morning and think you know I think I'm. going to I think I'm going to cut his. head off give me a little something to. do today you know I I I can't even. believe that that could happen but it. happened the nearly unspeakable event. happened at 700 p.m. Tuesday when. Middletown Township police were called.

to the 100 block of upper Orchard Drive. in the Lev toown section to find the. victim 68-year-old Michael moan. decapitated in the downstairs bedroom. according to court documents in a nearby. bedroom the victim's head was found in a. clear plastic bag set in a cooking pot. it just makes you aware of you know the. issues that are prevalent in our our. society and um you know it's it's it's a. horrible tragic incident investigators.

learn of a video posted to YouTube by. the victim's 32-year-old son Justin in. which he rails at the federal government. and lifts his father's severed head to. the camera tracking his cell phone. police Trace moan to Fort Indian toown. Gap nearly two hours away driving his. father one of the worst things about the. story is the father can't retell the. story you know how great it would be the. the father to retelling the story is. like my son cut my [ __ ] head off he.

cut my head my son cut my I wonder how. he did it I guess he killed his dad. first I don't want to get too gruesome. here but he did it he did it he did it. he he he decapitated his father he cut. his father's head. off can you imagine. that I was sitting down to somebody. today were having coffee in Brooklyn B. is so severe everyone the energy there. everybody's like these white people you. know this this comic this guy Jeff.

really funny comedian I started with. used to say that people in Brooklyn all. act like um extra or they all dress like. extras from The Wire season 2 like. they're all Dock Workers Kart and. everything and all these like people. like the type the strain of. like you know intellectual pursuit in. Brooklyn it's it's it's all very heavy. and severe and none of these people look. like they're having fun and every coffee. shop has like a sign that says end. racism it's like now now while I'm.

eating my scone and you're just sitting. there and all these people are they're. all reading books or they're on their. MacBooks and they're you know typing. away furiously and everybody seems angry. and mad right and I was uh talking to. someone I was telling them I'm like I. haven't been around in a bit like i' I. I've just been on the road a lot and. I've lived in La uh and on and off Texas. whatever and I spent time in Florida New. York whatever and even when I'm here I'm. not here I'm here briefly and you know. it's just funny cuz I I I I forgot.

how. severe that in environment could be like. and and it just seemed like one of those. places where like they put up the. hostage posters and people rip them down. it felt like that's all they did all day. I feel like no one there had a job. except putting up hostage posters and. ripping them down I feel like that was. the like the Jewish hostage poster goes. up and then somebody rips it down and. and that's what what I felt like it was. and I was reading about this guy while. being there and it was and I was reading.

about. his behavior and it was you know was. just very I I had to take a walk I'm. like this is very heavy I'm in this. coffee shop and everybody's heavy and. I'm reading about this guy and he's and. it just feels you know felt like there. was heaviness all over but the person I. was with was I was talking to them about. this and. they were like I'm surprised this. doesn't happen more often it's always. someone that says I go what what.

what I just don't understand I think. people really I think people think that. everyone who disagrees with them is is. is capable of this and that's the. problem we have now is that I don't. think everyone I say everyone in. Brooklyn's severe and a bit annoying I. don't think they were beheading people I. don't think they're all but it was just. interesting the way they said that they. were like I'm surprised this doesn't. happen more I'm like you're you're. surprised people don't cut their. father's heads off in a bathroom more.

often really I was kind of surprised at. this one I was kind of shocked at this. you're telling me that you're not. surpris you're like you're what's. surprising to you about. this uh Brooklyn guy you're surprised. that this isn't happening on the day on. The Daily like every day somebody's not. hacking their dad's head off how what. kind of world or we have we created that. someone's like oh they had that story. where he cut his dad's head off.

surprised that doesn't happen on the. hour you go really and I don't know if. that's something people just saying to. seem tough or hard or cynical or like I. don't know man like I I I understand a. fraction of what he's saying to a degree. because I've said versions of it but it. was really rooted in this idea that like. well yeah well he lives in Pennsylvania. and he you know he's he doesn't think. you know he doesn't believe the things I. believe aren't all those people Killers. they're all killers they just don't know.

it. yet um and then the MK Ultra people like. this guy's been activated right that's. the other part of the. internet I haven't looked into it I'll. they'll accuse me they like he's the. Sheep I haven't looked into. it I haven't looked into it folks I. don't I don't know I don't know I I. close the door on nothing by the. way the only thing I'm certain of is. that Sandy Hook. happened and get me and get me with my. monies my.

monies no but I always believe Sandy. Hook happened you know I I the only. issue I had with Sandy Hook is they were. describing it as a as a really wealthy. community and I was like it's not. greenage that was my main issue was the. classification. of but by the way quick little update on. the GG Gilbert goons uh they're all. getting rested now. we'll cover I broke the story I'm. responsible for the Justice happening. but I'm not taking credit for it because.

I'm not that guy I'm not the guy that. runs around and goes hey look at me look. at all the good stuff I do look at me. solving murders in my spare. time no but I am the person that called. National prominence to it and attention. I think many people know that I think. many people know that. and um the chips are falling they're. starting to. fall one of the main SU they just put. their house up for rent. supposedly I don't know I check in on. this Reddit like five minutes a night I.

just read whatever the Reddit says the. people on the Reddit now have gone. completely insane the people on the. Reddit now are like it's the it's kind. of like storylines from Breaking Bad on. the Reddit I'm like guys I don't I just. read it I think they've all lost their. mind like it's it but they are the ones. who got anything going so they are. emboldened by the that this. citizen sleo thing activism whatever you. want to call it is what got the wheels. of Justice in motion so I understand but.

then there's people there that have. completely lost their minds and they're. they're like this is deep this goes this. cartel it's deep it's it's like no it's. not what cartel what. folks. um you. know I wonder if any of the goons have. listened to my episode with. theovon he's got a lot of young fans my. episode is being very well received. because it's a great episode one of the. funniest episodes of anything I've ever.

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very big European tour. announcement. UK as well so um we do appreciate you. listening uh we're on patreon every week. as well give the country to Taylor Swift. let Taylor. Swift be the Arbiter of justice for this. man who beheaded his father he should be. presented he should be presented and. Taylor Swift should be had him in the. middle of the Super Bowl Stadium with. Travis KY and she should hold his head. up and she should go ahead for ahead and.

everybody goes nuts because why not. everybody loves Taylor Swift I bet. they're gonna play her music on Loop in. the diaper Spa.