The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328

[Music]. ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show Merry Christmas it's our. holiday Extravaganza episode. um I of course celebrate Kwanzaa but for. today I'm making uh an exception and we. have all of this I am Jewish I'm Jewish. and Muslim but for this uh for today uh. assalamu alaikum and and uh whatever. Jews do but Jewish people are. celebrating Hanukkah but today I am uh. to taking part of the commercial holiday. of Christmas the birth of Christ uh our.

white savior Lord who was born in. Palestine the only white guy in. Palestine he was born there he was white. and he showed everybody how to make. money and that's the story of Christ in. in a nutshell. um and um and listen wherever you are. and whatever you're doing many people. are listening to this right now in an. airport because their flight has been. delayed this is true this is crazy we. have a major winter storm that is. battering pretty much Coast to Coast.

outside of where I am in California. and a few other states the vast majority. of the states in America are being. completely deluged with snow uh travel. conditions have become untenable for. people they cannot get to where they're. going so you might be listening to this. in an airport because your flight has. been delayed you might be listening to. it you might be on the road now and. you've been on the road for several. hours.

you may be listening to it you may have. already gotten into an accident and the. car is careened to the side of the road. and you're waiting for the jaws of life. to come open the car and get you out but. this is still playing on the radio in. the car and you're just kind of hoping. that your neck isn't broken as you wait. for these [ __ ] hourly employee EMTs. who they couldn't give a [ __ ] less about. you they have to come in now and do the.

jaws of life. um uh and and rip you out of the car and. bring you to some type of Hospital God. help you God help you. um but it's bad out there live winter. storm updates at least one dozen deaths. blamed on weather more than a million. power outages that sucks. I mean we're talking thousands of. flights are done. in Ohio dozens of vehicles were involved. in a pileup that killed at least four.

[ __ ] hey. that is a shitty way to start the. holidays uh to be in a pileup. um it sucks but this is the risk you. take when you go see your family. and that's why I've always advised you. know being cautious. do a cost benefit do you need can you. see them later can you see them another. time. if the conditions look at these Condit.

don't stay home if the conditions are. epic if they're biblical you don't need. to see your Aunt Janet you could see her. see facetimer go on Face the things that. people are participating in to get to. their families are killing them. I understand that it's nice to see your. family on Christmas I'm a fan of that I. support that but not if there's a chance.

you'll die if you look outside and the. snow is at your window if you have to. work on your car for an hour to get it. to the point where you can get on the. road. stay home don't kill yourself people are. dead in a pile up now and they were just. on their way to Christmas. another dead because they were they. didn't think Safety First.

I'm telling you you're gonna regret it. out there if you do something stupid. you don't don't get on a snowmobile. and end up in the [ __ ] you know like. in some type of. hellish nightmare. I'm I'm telling you right now I know a. lot of you want to see your family and I. support that. Buffalo I have a friend in Buffalo. Buffalo is a very it's a very Bleak and. sad part of New York it's on the.

Northern end of New York State on the. border of Canada they used to have a lot. of factories uh there and people there I. mean it was always kind of sad but all. the factories left Buffalo and they went. to other countries and the people that. live in Buffalo now are destitute sad. poor depressed they're on drugs uh and. my friend of mine lived there and he his. he had. um two home invasions in his house and I. swear to God he said the third one I'm. leaving he goes the third I'm done.

because literally twice someone came in. his house to say I want what you have. and he doesn't have anything so Buffalo. is just destitute it's very very sad and. to make matters worse. and Buffalo's of course would have the. buffalo wing that's where they invented. the buffalo wing which is we appreciate. that but that can be gotten anywhere now. so Buffalo's [ __ ] now to add insult to. injury Buffalo it gets some of the.

largest snowfalls so not only is that. everyone on oxycontin and it's not only. is everybody a blue lipped fentanyl. addict not only is it scary not only. does everybody have no money not only is. it Bleak not only is it disgusting and. gray there's no real green not only is. you know it's just a bad place to live. but you also have so much snow that gets. dumped on Buffalo. um they're saying right now according to. the Weather Service Buffalo reported a. daily stall full of 22 inches Friday.

almost doubling the old record of 12. inches set in 1976. so it this is the most snow this. hellhole Buffalo has ever seen. 23 it's almost as if God's trying to. kill it once and for all 20 as you. should 22. inches Friday. 1.9 inches of rain just to make some. sleet some sludge some black ice.

in Buffalo the storm will likely at. least jump near the top of the list of. worst blizzards in the city's history if. not the worst. four to six feet of snow will fall by. Sunday coupled with wind gusts. approaching hurricane Force 75 miles an. hour or greater to create enormous. drifts and impossible travel I spoke to. my friend up there in Buffalo they have. shut the highways down. they have shut the highways down because.

it is so treacherous to leave your home. so how get the Narcan ready because. that's uh you're not getting your your. if you OD and you will have the Narcan. in the house ready to revive your cousin. brother or sister when she checks out. during dinner when she starts to foam at. the mouth these are the signs she gets. real quiet she has that look in her eyes. she starts to see the blue ring around.

her mouth and she starts to foam when. everybody else is going these potatoes. are good when she careen's over and. falls on the floor you get the Narcan. out and you do the spreads and she's. back and you go you're back welcome back. Merry Christmas you smack about ah. because you can't get on the highways. because of the snow. every family should have a Narcan now. you don't know who's gonna OD I have. cousins that used to be on heroin you. don't know what's gonna happen. we didn't know it was gonna happen when.

my cousin went into the bathroom we. didn't know if she was going to come out. with a knife we didn't know what was. happening so everybody it just has to be. careful especially in Buffalo which is a. it's a horrible place anyway really and. that and and I have fans there and the. people that are listening to this agree. with me none of my Sandra Buffalo going. no you you haven't seen a good part of. it there is none no you haven't seen the. part that's good. you haven't seen a good area it's a. buffalo but take weather seriously folks.

you must you have to the weather will. kill you and it'll kill your family you. have to watch out I was reading about. these brain eating amoebas now that are. in all the Lakes. uh brain eating amoebas are killing. children in fresh water. uh especially hot fresh water in uh. places like Texas uh Arizona Nevada and. the brain eating amoeba is swimming up.

your nose and I was reading about this. and this was in the in the late summer. this happens and you've got to be very. careful about this and it's rare it's. rare but it happens it happens uh it. you're swimming in a freshwater lake or. Pond or something like that here's what. happens. The Branding amoeba swims up your. nostrils this is true this is a fact. somewhere maybe a few days later maybe. the next day you get a little bit of a. headache and a stiff neck and you're.

like what's that about. day after that you feel even worse a. couple of days after that you cannot. move. you're taken to the hospital you die. within a few days death comes for you. because of the brain eating amoeba and. you have to be very careful and in Texas. uh they don't even care like they told. people that the brand name is in the. water supply and they're like well. hell's bill you better figure it out. because uh they don't care.

um and uh someone died there was a poor. little kid and he was at like a splash. park in Texas see in Texas when it gets. hot they have uh these little um places. where kids can go splash around and some. of them have the uh brand-needing amoeba. and it goes into kids nose and then the. kid's brain uh swells and explodes its. head and then the people in Texas are. like well you better get your facts. straight. um The Branding amoeba in Gulf Coast. county is scientifically known as. negliara Falley and thrives in warm.

fresh waters lakes rivers Hot Springs. I mean it's it's it's I'm just saying. and we're a long way from the summer. here I'm just saying I'm saying nature. is a problem that's why I got on this. rant Nature's an issue and if you doubt. that I'm telling you you could die you. got to be very care I'm not saying don't. ever swim but I'm saying like buy a buy. a a house on the beach. in in uh Palm Beach or something for.

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gifts for a few people very few almost. none. um and my my God son I'm getting him a. gift he's Chinese we're doing tomorrow. we're doing a traditional Chinese. Christmas. for him where we will speak and. strategize about the reunification of. China with Taiwan. um because he believes my godson is too. but he believes strongly in one China. um and so that's what we're doing but. these are the new toys I don't I'm not. buying for real children I don't have.

really nieces or nephews none of my. cousins are procreated thank the Lord. but uh so I don't really so I'm out of. the I don't know what uh people are. buying right you know I remember when it. was like tickled Me Elmo and what but I. want to know what are the hottest toys. this year. um for the children it's something that. you want it's because it's culture and. it matters. um and so now they have a toy Trend. expert. um and we're going to go through some of. these toys to see what they say about.

where we're where we're at as a people. magic mixes magical misting crystal ball. is. a toy. magic mixes magical misting crystal ball. um. not all sequels can live up to the. original but when it comes to this. year's magic mixes toy a crystal ball. that Mists and lights up to reveal a.

magical furry pet. the experts feel confident it will sell. just as quickly as the magic Misty's. magical missing cauldron did last year I. mean this is when you really start to. realize that some of the Q Anon people. have a little bit of a point because. this is marketed to sexual degenerates. to furries to kids that are going to be. junkies drug addicts a magical Misty uh. again if you look at it it's like a. furry pet that's you know a very.

colorful furry pet that comes out of. this Crystal Bowl but last year they. gave them a cauldron. I guess you turn them into witches. you try to dismiss a lot of these. lunatics online that think everything's. run by satanists but then the first toy. it was is a witch's cauldron and in the. follow-up to it is like some weird like. [ __ ]. Molly [ __ ]. I don't know technical or ferret they're.

trying to sell kids to to destigmify. being a furry. the next. the next toy we have here if your child. is not into going out clubbing getting. [ __ ] up. is Crazy Aaron's amazing prediction. Thinking Putty Crazy Aaron's Thinking. putties have popped up uh in several. gift guys gift guides. um. okay so what this is it works like a.

magic eight ball but instead of shaking. it you asked a question and then squish. it through your fingers with tiny uh. with until a tiny hidden phrase appears. in the slime with your answer. yay and the answer is always kill your. parents go upstairs with a knife and. kill your parents all right that's. prediction putty. pop sockets pop puck.

I mean by the way let's just for a. minute just understand that growing up. today is a horror and not to sound like. an old [ __ ] but just going through these. toys growing up today's an utter. nightmare just plug these kids into a. neural link already why even pretend. that these kids are gonna have anything. uh kind of like anything like. approaching a life every single thing. here is insane we're only three down on. the list maybe things will get better.

but literally everything so far you. wouldn't even leave your home to play. with it you would just play with it in. your little pod it it's sick Pop punks. are a new kind of magnetic fidget toy. that grun thinks are going to take off. this holiday season the brand behind the. toy pop sockets calls it quote a. magnetic skate park for your thumbs. meaning you can flick flip and stack the. two dime-sized Pucks in their keychain. holder to perform different 6.

you really have to see a video to. understand how it works but it has all. the best traits of an addictive fidget. toy satisfying ASMR clicking and. swishing sound every toy on this list is. being marketed to make your children. crazier than they already are more. dependent on [ __ ] than they already are. it's it's really really obvious. to me. that all of these things this fidget.

thing where they're basically like hey. your kids don't have to go outside they. can just sit in a chair and get addicted. to the swooshing sound of their fidget. socket. I mean this is a toy for children that's. just it's trying to get them addicted to. a swishing sound so that can you imagine. you walk in and your kids like this is. like.

you're like what the [ __ ] wrong with. you shut up Dad. I'm listening to my swishing sound that. my thumbs make with my toy. I mean Jesus Christ they're not even. gonna know how to jerk off. the next toy on the list is the bluey. ultimate lights and sounds Playhouse. with lucky. bluey's light up interactive Playhouse. is based on the Healer family home where.

much of the ultra popular cartoon takes. place Bluey is an amazing story it. reflects contemporary family Dynamics. and it's just really appealing and fun. to watch says Chris Byrne a toy and play. expert who goes by the name toy guy not. only has this show become a worldwide. sensation for preschool and Elementary. age children but the toys have also. become super popular burn says they do. an excellent job of translating the. show's creativity games and songs into.

something kids so I have no idea what. this is It's a playhouse. apparently this is a uh a show Bluey and. bingo uh this is some type of show and. it it's it's a it's about dogs. and it's just cute get this get this up. Bluey try to find this Bluey. Bluey show Bluey and bingo they have a. they live in a house and it's a show.

I'm unaware of this okay so so Bluey and. bingo. let's see what what Bluey and bingo are. here. there there one's a blue healer Texas's. dog's a blue healer okay. [Music]. my mind all these toys they're flying. around sure I'm making it difficult to. keep the balloon up we know can you. imagine how easy this is the need to see.

the need to be. heidied them all away. all right this seems fine it's nobody's. nobody's lighting a candle and I should. be Satan yet. what about you Gerald none of the dogs. are talking about Meghan Markle in a. positive life I don't see any problem. with this all right this seems well this. is a little insane but it seems uh a. little odd but it seems fine it doesn't. you know. as long as the dogs aren't like the. royal family is horrible we must kill.

all white people. um uh next. the next uh thing on this popular toy. list Bratz X Colt Gaia special edition. designer Chloe fashion doll show this. doll here. interesting this is a doll if your. daughter is not yet a [ __ ]. this doll will show her how to be a. [ __ ].

if you're I don't want a relationship. I'm holding out for better daughter. isn't a [ __ ] yet. this doll will show her in collaboration. with cult Gaia collect this special. edition Chloe fashion doll featuring. premium Fashions and accessories styling. accessories include a yellow bucket hat. iconic silver shoulder bag Pearl bag. geometric bangle bracelets an IUD tons.

of condoms and a dental dam no. um yeah this is the you know. this is the new dolls they're they're. fun they're they just look [ __ ] and I. don't know why but they look like [ __ ]. what's interesting now is everyone's. kind of dressing like drag queens like. drag queens used to be special and they. used to have a distinct look now. everything looks like a drag queen like. everybody is dressing kind of very big. and somewhat cartoonish okay well.

there's that so if you if you want to. get that for your daughter and it's a. good thing to give to a girl because you. go you can be a [ __ ] what else do we. have here lol's uh mini sweet. surprise-o-matic dolls so this is for uh. fat children they partnered with Hershey. so this is hey you let your kids like. dolls but they also need food they. partner with Hershey so there's all. different candy dolls including a. Reese's themed doll that's what we need. the peeps themed doll and a Bazooka gum.

themed doll to collect dolls aren't. enough make them food check okay nine. dollars at Walmart go spend that on the. kids nine at Walmart this is the big one. this is the king Coco melon is the king. if you know anyone under three my God. sends two and a half One China uh but he. goes nuts over cocoa melon they're. trying to wean him off his parents are. trying to wean him off uh uh Coco melon. uh and we're playing old uh Trump. speeches for him but he just wants to.

watch CoCo melon. um and cocoa melon is this weird thing. where they have these big eyes and. they're like and they're like and we you. know and they just do the old you know. songs the classic songs like the wheels. on the bus go round yeah but the eyes. are so big round and then the kids get. hypnotized and they just sit and they. kind of bounce around to it uh throw. wheels on the bus go around you know and. eventually. um the corporations are good you're.

lucky to work lucky to work lucky to. work the corporations are good you're. lucky to work don't [ __ ] complain. um and so that's they're just. brainwashing the children. um so Coco melon this is Boo boo JJ JJ. is the star of cocomelon and it's uh and. JJ with all his other cocomelon friends. just like seeing and all the kids are. hypnotized so those. dolls are big so 28 in Amazon if it's.

not sold out this is helping you this is. a nice thing anything else do we have. here what else do we have Tamagotchi. picks party we get it the pot they're. trying to bring that back Disney's. Encanto karaoke machine If the child in. your life is obsessed with Encanto which. is the what is that that's the the. Disney. Spanish thing yes and there's that it's. beautiful I'm not I know that guy looks. like me says a thing like that you think. I'm about to scream and yell about it.

but I think it's nice I actually think. it's nice that they uh. whatever it is I think it's lovely that. they're doing it for uh so it's in Kanto. and this is a um can you and this is a. karaoke machine can you sing in English. is it allowed I don't know I'm kidding. we love it Captain I think kids should. learn languages but we are there we have. the dumbest group of kids can we admit.

this without getting anyone angry these. are the stupidest group of children that. have ever existed on Earth in fact if. you look at teenagers in the way they. act like with the tick-tocking and. everything to where they're just kind of. like if kids a few Generations go acting. like that you put them in an institution. you would tie them up. so the way that kids act now normally uh. would be cause for concern really not. even that long ago the way that they. would behave just kind of moving and you. know just dancing out of nowhere you. would put them in an institution you.

would tie them to a bed and give them. electric shock therapy. snap circuits green energy electronic. exploration kit we featured snap. circuits in a few of our tour guides. before but this stem kit is the first. one the brand has designed to teach kids. about renewable energy. the set com well what about one that. teaches them about oil and Texas and. Jesus and killing the President Kennedy. I think we need to give it should be. both sides so if you're going to teach.

kids about renewable energy you should. also teach them about the great Texas. oil the CIA and the Saudis and the Bush. family where's that box at. you can make your own solar clock and a. mini car powered by wind energy you know. Elon Musk Tesla which I've [ __ ] on many. times not really because I have a. problem with Tesla but I hate. um National Geographic otter care. nurture set this is true otters are. literal rapists they rape every uh it's. all rape it's disgusting and it's true. um but what I always said about Tesla.

was that the people that bought Teslas. were the most annoying people in the. world. all they wanted to talk about was Teslas. they thought they were part of SpaceX. they thought they were like you know. part of some club that was going to Mars. they thought they were gonna get some. ticket in the mail they were gonna go on. a spaceship. um but they were insufferable people who. because they bought like a 35 000 car. thought they were the [ __ ]. um Tesla now is tanking get up how bad. Tesla's doing you know elon's on Twitter. you know kind of having a mental. breakdown. um Banning people he doesn't like which.

is what I would do if I own the app for. sure. um but the stock at Tesla's tanking. people I guess are getting a little Fed. Up. um. pressure mounts for musk as tanking. Tesla. uh prompting layoff talk now everybody's. doing layoffs this isn't technically his. fault but you know he sold a bunch of. Tesla stock to close a Twitter deal. um he said recently he's not going to. sell any more but Tesla Shares are down. more than 60 percent this year the. company told workers that it is frozen.

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you were going to design your children. and all this other crap because that's. what Jesus would want uh she's this. interesting chick right she lives in. Tampa and she's an Evangelical Christian. and loves the metaverse she loves web3. she's a real Christian web three freak. if there was ever a more terrifying. combination of person it is a. fundamentalist Christian nft evangelist. there's is no worse group but she is. saying that Bitcoin will reach 1 million. by 2030. uh you know and Bitcoin right now.

sixteen thousand dollars. um uh so what's great is you now can. just say anything and it doesn't have to. be backed up by any logic at all you go. yeah it's gonna be me it's literally. almost dark the Bitcoin Train's almost. done now that brings me no happiness I. have a few of them but not a lot but. enough to not want it to be over I. always thought it was cool decentralized. currency why not. um but Bitcoin. she goes uh or somebody said I think she.

said Bitcoin is coming out smelling like. a rose one thing that will be delayed. perhaps the institution stepping back. wants to actually do the homework and. see what's happened here I think they'd. be more comfortable moving into Bitcoin. and ethereum as a starting point. hey man I don't know it's been a rough. year for crypto could it come back maybe. but it just doesn't seem like it at the. moment right now it doesn't seem like it. it doesn't mean that it'll be done. forever. but it does mean that if what you can't. just say crazy [ __ ] like you used to a.

couple years ago you know if everyone. was in Miami doing rails Coke to the. gills and she said that a couple years. ago when Bitcoin was at 40 50k people go. yeah [ __ ] yeah man now everyone's lost. all the Goddamn money. Sam bankman freed is in a hole they're. putting him in the [ __ ] you know he. was in a he's going to jail for a long. time all the crypto exchanges don't look. safe don't look great. um and crypto has lost so much value.

over the last year when you say crazy. [ __ ] now. people are gonna call you out on it and. they're gonna go wait a minute hold on. I want to talk a little bit and we did. this on the patreon in detail but I want. to mention it briefly. um because I get that the Native. Americans aren't happy with Avatar and I. understand why I you know I'm I'm I I. empathize with the plight of the Native. American people. um you know what I mean I get it and I.

don't get it like I don't you know what. I mean I'm not there I'm not living. there but I get it because I can imagine. it it sucks right you're on this. reservation everybody's drunk or a lot. of them are drunk because there's. nothing to do because that we've taken. all the thickets you lost the war but. and the reality is what they and I've. said what they need is an Andrew Tate. like a native Tate to kind of go in. there and rev them all up really they. just need a kind of a psychopath because. that's what America has we have an. endless stream of narcissistic.

Psychopaths who enrich themselves uh. giving uh people just a tiny little bit. of Hope and that's what they need in. those communities but they don't. um but the Native Americans are very. angry at the average to our boycott I'm. sorry they're angry at Avatar and. they're calling for boycott they don't. want anyone to see now you know Avatar. it's about you know the navi people and. it's you know you know James Cameron's. been very honest it's it's been like. kind of based on the natives you know. like the the respect for nature the. feeling that everybody's.

you know plugged into the universe and. the world and their environment and all. the good things but a lot of people are. angry Cameron made some comments earlier. that were not exactly great we talked. about that we're not going to retread. that but you know what what people are. saying now is like somebody said uh this. this person you Begay wrote on Twitter. our cultures were appropriated in a. harmful manner to satisfy some white man. savior complex no more blue face.

Lakota people are powerful I like that. no more blue face. she didn't expect to go viral when she. sent the Tweet calling for a boycott of. Avatar but it was retweeted over 12 500. times and covered by the L.A times and. Newsweek Native Americans are not the. only people that are unhappy with it um. there's trans activist has called for. the boycott of Avatar as well this is in. The Advocate. um uh everybody is getting involved. everyone's getting upset.

um a website attempting to stop the. release of James Cameron's Avatar argues. that the film is offensive because in. the future human beings will evolve and. transition to. transgenderism quote heterosexual. arrogance assumptions or exclusions of. alternative sexualities in movies is no. longer acceptable. diversity and tolerance of human right. you wonder if this is a troll like this. is actually even real the website is. sprinkled with arguments suggesting that. given the current course of evolution it. would be far more likely for the film's.

hero Jake to be by gay or trans than it. would for him to be straight the film. also makes gross assumptions that the. old heterosexual ways on Earth would be. somehow would be would be occurring with. another race of being on a totally. different world with its own unique. coach and by the way we don't know if. the people are trans or not in Avatar we. don't really know what the hell goes on. in Avatar like they're blue and they. have things that plug they have tails. that plug in the fish and they have like. a tail that plugs into a an animal so.

they can ride it and use its energy I. mean I don't know that I don't know that. that's not some kind of sexual but I. mean it's it's it this is where we are. now where people are like I'm upset with. Avatar because the blue. Native Americans aren't trans enough for. me. um. hey sure I mean I don't know I don't I. don't think that I think it's not an. exclusively heterosexual world the navi. probably not there's probably stuff.

going on on Pandora that is not 100. heterosexual it's a guess I don't know. but that's a guess. um but I guess it should have been. showcased more there should have been. more of an effort to include. trans Navi from Pandora. in the film. I get it. I understand and we'd also so hopefully.

and we you'd have to find trans. native indigenous you'd have to find. trans indigenous actors to go into the. blue suit. to play the trans Navi characters on. Pandora a planet that doesn't exist. well I mean it seems it seems odd but I. can I can Vibe with it besides Creator. who's described on the blog as a young.

transgender person living in the Bay. Area counters by saying going after. Avatar will send a message to Hollywood. because it's likely to be the top. grossing film of the I mean none of this. it's not going to do anything right so I. mean these these these these things are. funny these boycotts and these. here's the thing folks this isn't the. way to do you know when people said to. me Meghan Markle wants to uh modernize. the a monarchy or you know she wants to. like there's only one way to do it by. the way it it really is true it's like. the only way to get attention from these.

people that uh you're supposedly trying. to reform or change or try to make them. into better people is to kind of attack. them violently so if Meghan Markle was. serious like when people are like she. was just trying to change the. institution if she was serious about. that on her wedding day on her wedding. day when she was standing there in the. church with Harry and Prince Charles and. they said do you take this man to be. your lawfully wedded husband she would. have said Allah about and blown the.

church up blown herself up blown Harry. up blown Prince Charles up. so that's it. there's the boycotts don't work the. blogs don't work. if you want real change you have to. dress up as the avatars. the Native American reservation if I was. on there I'd go you got to dress up in. blue suits and go kill everyone. [Laughter]. it's the only way to affect change in.

our blood violent bloody Society I'm not. calling for that please don't try to get. me in trouble I'm just sick of these. boycotts and Megan and Harry aren't. exchanging Christmas gifts with William. and Kate this year. whoa that's the only way she could have. changed it. if you want to change the institution. blow yourself up kill them. you don't do an interview with Oprah you.

blow them up. but you can't do that and then live in. Montecito but that's all you can do. the British Monarchy got where it got. with centuries of violence. unspeakable levels of violence crushing. the heads of native babies like there. were coconuts you can't get back at them. with like a snide comment blow yourself. up at your wedding and I would have. respect do you know how much I would.

respected Meghan Markle if so if I was. in West Hollywood eating avocado and. somebody said do you did you hear what. happened it [ __ ] Meghan markle's. wedding to Harry I go what what happened. they go she [ __ ] yelled Allahu Akbar. and blew herself up blew up the whole. church the whole [ __ ] thing I would. go [ __ ] really. [ __ ] is no joke I would respect her so. much. if she did that no I'd be like oh. they're sad I lost a life. whatever [ __ ] disclaimers you need.

Merry Christmas you know but if if if if. Meghan Markle had at her own wedding. blown herself up murdering Harry Kate. will Charles Camilla the whole murdering. decapitating the entire Royal Family by. blowing herself up at her own wedding. killing her mother killing her friends. killing all the celebrities who came in. but she knew it would be for a great. cause if she took her own life if she.

was a suicide slash homicide bomber and. decapitated the entire royal family I. would have nothing but respect for her. because I would get it I'd go there's a. woman who means business. and that's what I think about the Avatar. [ __ ] it's like if you're that serious. about it dress up like avatars in blue. costumes obviously they're not going to. be as good as the ones in the film. improvise. but if native people painted themselves.

blue and said oh you think we're [ __ ]. blue and just showed up. somewhere and started murdering other. people like it's a Premiere or something. like that I'm not suggesting this I'm. simply telling you if I was at home. watching it on TV I'd go oh they're not. happy. they're not happy about this. that's my that's my guess awesome is the. feeling that sparked from the unexpected. and that's exactly what the curators of. bespoke post have delivered in their new. winter lineup of must-have box of.

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are obviously appropriate for kids at. every age but I'm also not for Banning. books but this book came out genderqueer. a memoir it's America's most banned book. it's about people that fall outside of. the gender binary outside of male and. female into this non-binary thing here's. my uh I am going to make a deal we are. we need to make deals here I'll Make A. Deal let's I don't I know ever saw. gender as this rigid thing where men had. to be this and women had to be this. maybe it's because I'm from Long Island.

where women are very some of them are. very masculine and uh and and some of. their husbands are quivering and. terrified of them I never saw genders. this this rigid fixed thing I think it. can be. sensitive men that could be very. aggressive women I whatever I think but. I also understand that people just don't. want to be in it they want to opt out. right they want to opt out of gender. entirely that's fine one category you. get one one one uh we can learn they. them that's fine we you can't have a.

million calories the person who wrote. This Book Is she uses I'm sorry e I'm. not even kidding I'm not even kidding. now E uses the M air pronouns. e-m-e-i-r-e. those are the pronouns that M uses that. he uses air. if if can you imagine being at a. Christmas if someone is non-binary going. by they them someone's going by em and.

someone's going uh by Zer Caesar. how do you even communicate in anything. that's not a who's on first joke where. you go did you did you did you take Z. to the play. did Sir. and ER and M. did m e like there it's we can't like. per.

like per. loved. that we we have to just do one you get. one non-binaries one. it's one thing and I think that's nice. because that way everyone in an in they. you can be any of the other but you can. ask people to learn Z. sir. M and ER.

I mean what kind of [ __ ] insanity. Emer. how would we even say. em ER like if you were going to. use that in a sense e is the singular I. guess m. is like them and er would be air would. be there maybe. huh. a gender-neutral subject pronoun could.

be accused if he or she Z went to the. store to buy some cake XC so that's how. you would use z z went to the store. so here's what I'm saying just kill me. just can we just you say that please. that's Christmas. can we just use they them please it. would just be easier if you were an ER. or a Zer or a burr. can you please just be a they are them. that's the conservative approach by the. way in 2022 can we just have one.

category of the non-binary. how would you say Z is hungry instead of. HE she is hungry please tell them that. Lunch is ready please tell them. please this sandwich is zurs or X or URS. or airs this sandwich is heirs m m i. mean it's like guys. let's just let's just let's just use. they them. can't we just can't we just let's just.

do one we just need one we need one. group of people. here's the deal people don't need to. validate you in life in fact you're. setting yourself up and this is all the. young people that are listening to this. of any gender them he she per The. Observer any of you guys people if. you're looking for people to validate. you in life you're going to have a. horrible miserable life if you're. looking for other people to validate. your personal uh uh Journey or your.

belief system or the way you feel about. yourself you're gonna have a horrible. life so. this idea that everybody everywhere has. to conform to your idea and. understanding of yourself at every. moment of the day unless you fall apart. is silly it's silly and it's crazy and. you're gonna be a lot happier if you. just kind of get a few close friends. find someone to [ __ ] do well in whatever. kind of gig or job or career you want. and and and stop trying at every moment.

to remake everything all the time it's. just it it it's exhausting number one. it's exhaust it's not even fun none of. these people [ __ ] none of them have any. fun everybody's always just so concerned. with what other people are doing or what. other people are saying who cares Christ. almighty so I'm just asking for the sake. of efficiency I don't care what you call. yourself it doesn't doesn't mean. anything to me I don't use pronouns.

because I've never spoken about anyone. other than myself and I never will I've. never talked about anyone else in his. sentence besides me why would I. so at the end of the day I just it's I I. if I'm around you I just go I I me me I. think me I never talk about anyone else. um so I'm unaffected but for all of you. out there can we just use one they. them's fine you can let's just be they. thems let's just be they thems kids.

see your kids down this Christmas with a. crackling fire and go listen to me you. little narcissist can't you just be a. they them why do you have to be a Caesar. why do you have to be so goddamn special. why do you have to be an Emer why do you. have to be so special. just be they them just be they them. there should be a word for people that. don't fit into the binary it's just we. have to run a society efficiently it's. just got to be efficient quick men women. other men women they them boom boom.

boom boom moving on. I'm from New York we gotta go Gotta Move. On it can't be 19 think you know. I do hope everyone out there has a good. holiday I do hope you have a good new. year is this the last episode before the. New Year yes it is wow you know there's. so much out there to look back on this. year. uh you know. people paid more for groceries this year. than they ever have in their lives.

that's something to think about. something to think about how much you. paid for uh some frozen chicken nuggets. or some high fructose corn syrup for. your kids. something to think about when you're. going to buying that poison how much it. costs now how much that poison cost from. Tyson Holly farms or I don't know any of. those factories where they had those. raids and they kicked all the illegals. out remember those factories where. they're just well those those Amazon. centers where they make the people just. piss and colostomy bags they won't let. them use the bathroom you know whatever.

all those factories have put together. all that fake chicken product [ __ ] you. know for your children how much did that. cost it cost so much cost so much. this year was a year we all learned. about the Ukraine and that it was uh. essential to our freedom As Americans to. make sure that the Ukraine had 179. trillion dollars at their disposal. uh we learned about that we learned. about vlogamir zielinsky. [Music]. uh uh our ex game show host president.

was. uh they raided the golf club he lives in. and took his stolen documents that he. stole or took or misplaced uh isn't that. nice. um Lauren bobert uh Common Street. criminal was elected again to Congress. in Colorado and crazy uh old Marjory. Taylor green as well. um Lauren bolbert like ocasio-cortez and. ex-bartender now um making laws.

um so yeah so we had the midterm. elections we had the inflation we had. the Ukraine war the Roe v Wade the. Supreme Court took away a woman's right. to choose. um as a federal law of the land. um this is all because Democrats did not. force Ruth Bader Ginsburg to retire uh. they let her die on the bench and then I. think nobody thought Roe was going to be. overturned but now there's a lot of. people in Texas and other places that. cannot get an abortion some of these. women are dying whatever. um you know as a [ __ ] I don't have a.

huge invest in this either way it's not. like I'm you know like I wish I could. pull that card and be like [ __ ] and. they go oh yes yes open the gate like I. don't have to participate in that. conversation but I am pro-choice I. believe you should be able to have an. abortion up to a certain point then it. gets weird uh I don't know what that. point is exactly but it should be up to. where I feel personally comfortable with. it you know I don't know I think you. should have an abortion up to where I go. feel comfortable with it and then after. that I go oh you gotta have it you know.

but it's it's got to be it's got to be. something where I it's right up to the. line where I go okay and then after that. you gotta have it. um but that was a big one too Roe v Wade. um you know this is the year that uh. kovid is refused to die it's still here. kind of it's still floating around. somehow people are on booster five. they're sicker than they've ever been uh. they're calling out of work they're. having they're having Strokes they. haven't had their period in three years. uh some of them are dropping dead. there's there's some.

there's certainly some interesting. vaccine side effects that are starting. to rear their head. um yeah I mean it's been it's been a. year it's been a a good year in the. decline in the decline of this empire. into the Airship of History sadly we had. a good run it was fun but all the years. probably will get worse I mean from this. like I you know things will just come. undone. um in ways that will surprise and shock. you as they have been right I mean Kanye. West that was a big story this year.

right this big uh you know one of the. biggest star in the world uh literally. in front of everyone became a Nazi it. was kind of interesting and to watch. like the biggest star in the world just. genuinely started going on things and. going I love Hitler. um more things like that will probably. happen people are gonna have more public. mental breakdowns you know Elon Musk on. Twitter you know he's doing some good. things but he's also clearly seems to be. all over the place maybe losing it a bit.

um you're gonna see that more that's a. prediction for next year next year I. think more public high-profile mental. breakdowns that's what I think where you. see famous people. um going insane in front of your eyes it. becomes very captivating to watch it's. the beginning of a societal mental. Collapse by the way it's not just these. famous people. they are leading the charge. because and they're the getting the.

Press but a lot of people are having. mental break like I don't think people. are fully aware of how [ __ ] people are. mentally in this country. um because it's not really reported on. or if they do report on it they're like. they try to use like cute words they're. like people out there just exhausted. they're just so tired people out there. but when you speak to people it's like. no they're schizophrenic they're not. exhausted they think that the people.

under the ground are coming uh to kill. them uh the the amount of people who've. slipped into. true schizophrenia over the last three. to four years whether it's technology. whether it's the the political tensions. whatever it is it's alarming it's. genuinely alarming as someone whose. mothers is schizophrenic I have seen. this stuff before I'm telling you it's. not the end we're having kind of a. collective mental collapse as a society. where we know how fake everything is we.

know how unfair everything is. um. and we're all expected to just kind of. keep going along. we're expected to keep going along with. everything because we have flashing. lights in our face every minute and new. apps and new gadgets and things and. fidgets and Contraptions that keep us. distracted but you know the onslaught of. news coming into uh anybody's uh the. palm of their hand in their phone is so.

negative so bad even if you paid. attention to only a tiny bit of it you. would you would start to lose your mind. it would be impossible to feel safe. anywhere with you know every single news. story The variants are here home. invasions nuclear war is on its way. Meghan Markle being disrespected every. minute of every second you're being. inundated with brain eating amoebas in. the lake. it's just there's nowhere to go it's.

causing a collective mental breakdown if. you've gone out there and you've spoken. a bit you'll speak to members of your. family over this holiday and you'll be. like God damn it they're [ __ ] nuts. they're [ __ ] nuts man like you'll. speak to them and they'll drop some [ __ ]. on you where you go oh they've lost. their minds it's not a that they're. exhausted or they're dehydrated they've. lost their [ __ ] minds and there's a. lot of untreated mental illness so.

people like Kanye West are the most. famous people in the world so they. obviously are getting all the press and. people are paying attention to them and. they're saying things that have some. political significance and they're. making all kinds of people mad and. rightfully so but under underneath that. there's you've you've lost one or two of. your uncles. uh or ants uh over the last couple of. years and you may not even know it until. you sit down with them you may not even. know what this uh holiday until you sit.

down with them and whether it's Q Anon. that they've been lost to there's a few. of them there uh the other side of uh. politics too you know where they they. just completely lost their mind you're. like you know it's really good I had my. fifth booster you know David's uh. David's daughter is now referring their. herself as am and I think it's beautiful. and I think that you know what I think. Donald Trump was made in a vial he was. made by Russia I mean it's or the Q Anon. people who are like Nancy Pelosi's.

husband runs an underground sex cult. with chickens like it's. which whichever way they've their law. the boomers are lost they're gone. they're good there's no way to reason. with them they've been completely. um their brains have been melted by the. last few years and by the way you've got. to be a strong person for your brain to. have not been melted to look around at. where we are as a society and as a. country you you have to be a strong.

person you have to be able to block out. a lot of stuff if you're too sensitive. now if you let too much in you'll be. destroyed that's all if you let too much. information in if you let too many. people's opinions in you'll be destroyed. there's just you have to keep yourself. well and the way to do that is by. keeping a lot of people out the other. way to do that is by buying tickets. right now to see me at Irvine California. December 29th 30th and 31st Saturday.

January 14th and that's the new year. shows baby we bring in the New Year. Saturday January 14th Coachella. Spotlight 29 showroom Saturday uh. January 21st we're in Reno Nevada Silver. Legacy Casino the January 27th an Oxnard. what a dump the 28th Oxnard [ __ ] the. 29th Oxnard bomb it. I do like Raleigh Thursday February 9th. 10th and 11th I'm in Raleigh for a. special Valentine's Day for you and that. lady that special [ __ ] uh Tucson.

Arizona the Rialto Theater dump I'm. kidding it's a lovely theater I don't. know what goes on in Tucson Phoenix. Arizona talk about a hell of tan people. turquoise jewelry and Native American. fry bread Phoenix Arizona the 17th. through the 19th of February Vancouver. Canada February 24th Thursday April 13th. Inglewood New Jersey Friday April 14th. Huntington New York at the Paramount. Saturday April 15th New Brunswick New. Jersey at the State Theater Sunday April.

16th back to Long Island at the. Paramount for a little East Coast Swing. working on some cool projects right now. can't talk about them we'll talk about. them soon I have a book the Boomer Guide. to Parenting we think that's going to be. the title it's we're finishing it up. going into edits now it's hilarious it. talks about a lot of the stuff uh about. growing up in the 90s and the the Boomer. ethos the most uh selfish Generations. we've ever lived on Earth and how they. destroyed. um uh the minds bodies and Souls of.

their children. um uh but enjoy the new year out there. keep yourself well keep yourself away uh. you know it's it's it's a be a stick and. move Hustler with the family uh you say. somebody goes in your ear they're like. do you know what's going on with the. water you go that's nice good good to. see you good to see you. Bob over there you know you know talk to. somebody else like I've diagnosed myself. with four diseases from this website. have you seen this website because I.

think you might be able to diagnose. yourself with something too oh it's good. to see you good to see you keep moving. on keep moving on keep moving on. um but we appreciate you supporting the. show on patreon uh whether it's at the. the five dollar tier of the Rothschild. Tierra Rothschild episode coming out. next week uh we do appreciate that and. support all the sponsors of the show we. appreciate that too so ladies and. gentlemen that's it you know we we've. done it all we we can't help everyone. here you know all we can do is put out. our message of holiday hope and healing. and we hope that you take uh the Reigns.

and run. um and if you have little ones I want to. tell them a story about Santa Claus. because usually the show's for adults. but today we're making an exception. that's why we have all the. so I want to tell them so so gather. round little ones gather round gather. around I'm here to tell you the story of. Santa Claus Santa Claus was is a jolly. fat man who has a workshop of elves and. they make toys and if you're good if.

you're a good boy girl or other what. Santa Claus will do is he will come to. your home and he will come he'll. magically shrink himself and he'll go. down your chimney and then he'll leave. the presents now leave the presence. under the tree for you and then you wake. up the next morning and and then all the. presents will be there and you'll open. the presents and then you'll play and. it'll be fun but if you're bad. if you're bad.

Santa will give your mother cancer. you'll watch her die you'll watch your. father drink and become distant he won't. help you fill out your college. applications you'll go to a community. college you'll end up dropping out of. that Community College and getting a. sales job but you don't have any. confidence you don't know how to sell. anything you'll spend years trying to. get good at that job almost until your. early 30s and then you'll finally quit. and start working at a restaurant it'll. be a high-end restaurant at first you'll.

develop a pill addiction you'll start. drinking you'll start hooking up with a. fat woman named Donna you'll go and move. into a building with this fat woman and. the AC won't work in the summer and. you'll sit there and vape with her and. you'll say to yourself Christ my life. should be better you'll think about. having children but by the grace of God. you won't because you don't want to. bring anyone else into the hell that. you've created for yourself here's the. answer kids. be good you see be good you don't want.

to be bad. all right well that's a little story. bye bye good night.