The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show #340

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show we apologize we're. a little late not crazy late a couple of. days you know during the next two months. when we're on tour heavily before we get. off for months and months and months uh. you know the episode is going to be. Friday Saturday or maybe Sunday but we. we usually maybe keep it Friday or. Saturday I tried to get David Hogg on. the show I messaged David Hogg uh. survivor of the Parkland school shooting. I messaged him on Instagram and Twitter. and it you know basically saying hey.

come on the show like I want to talk. because he's very political and he has. the March for our lives and. save kids not guns this is his stuff and. I'm like I'm not trying to fight with. you or debate with you there's a few. things I might bring up if you come on. but like. I've taken Flack for saying there should. be more restrictions I don't believe in. banning guns but I'm like there should. maybe be a couple more. sensible. restrictions but I I invited him on I. don't think he's he's responded I don't.

think he's responded to come on the show. but I thought that would be an. interesting. conversation between me and David Hogg. about. schools and guns and you know all the. craziness that just happened in. Nashville. um with the shooting that just happened. in Nashville where they killed three. children yeah yeah I mean it's. nuts it's crazy. um they're saying Finland.

is the happiest country in the world. can you believe this Finland. where children don't get shot. is the happiest [ __ ] or maybe they do I. don't think they do but the Finish are. the happiest people in the world happier. than the United States of America this. is what they're saying this is their. this is the New York Times it has been. ranked the happiest Nation on Earth for. six consecutive years.

but in this article they talk to the. individual Finns who are. I don't know. they're not exuberant. they're satisfied. they're like relaxed they go yeah we're. cool. and I read this article we're going to. bring up some interesting. parts of it I don't know again I've I'm. not shocked that America's doesn't rank.

because again I've you know talked about. you know the idea that I very few people. seem happy in America even happiness in. America seems to be a frenetic kind of. manic behavior that's not like a Nordic. satisfied and relaxed person it's like a. Matic junkie whose dealer is just called. the back that is happiness in America. it's like somebody very very excited to. tell you how good something's going for. them uh but it's not like that calm cool.

collected. deep satisfaction that maybe the Finish. have. so here in the article on March 20th. United Nations sustainable development. Solutions Network release its annual. World happiness report what a. interesting thing which rates well-being. in countries around the world for the. sixth year in a row Finland was ranked. at the very top they keep winning. they always win. but when they interview them. individually they go I wouldn't say that.

I consider as very happy said Nina. Hanson 58 a high school English teacher. from a mid-sized City on finland's West. Coast I'm a little suspicious of that. word actually which I I am too Nina. they spoke to about a dozen Finns a. Zimbabwean immigrant a folk metal. violinist a former Olympian and a. retired Dairy Farmer. about what supposedly makes Finland so. happy. our subjects raged in a in age from 13. to 88 and represented a variety of.

genders sexual orientations ethnic. backgrounds and professions to get a. full picture of how happy Finnish people. are. um they came from Coca-Cola as well as. the capital Helsinki turku a city on the. southwestern coast and three villages in. southern eastern and western Finland and. I read the article and what it comes. down to is they like nature they like. welfare and they're satisfied with very. little.

which is good but that's how you get. happy right they enjoy nature they. actually enjoy it like Americans don't. really enjoy nature unless we're. destroying it or we're using it for our. own gain. um nature in America for the most part. is kind of been ruined like we do have. Yellowstone we have some beautiful. national parks but most nature is just. you know it's hanging on by a thread. it's the fires are always burning down. there's droughts everywhere the Lakes.

aren't at a high level so nature in. America takes a back seat you know there. are people that go out and do things in. nature but a lot of times that's murder. or rape I mean it's not oh you know. there's regular there's people that go. out and don't kill in the natural. environment but it's not our main thing. like our main thing is not the nature. like we have some pretty nature but our. main thing is like the cities the vibe. the clubs the drugs the money the cars.

that you know and in Finland they like a. tree. like they like seeing green grass we. take nature and and put it on the. outside like we take fake moss and put. it on the outside of buildings or we. take trees and rip them out of the. ground and put them inside of a hotel. lobby we dominate nature which I think. is good like we don't let nature we're. not going to be Nature's [ __ ] you know. like there's a lake in uh Austin called.

Lake Travis which is heinous it's a. heinous Lake it's a man-made lake and. it's uh it looks like it's in a crater. like an asteroid hit the earth and. there's a crater and it's blue because. it's Limestone on the bottom it gives it. that nice color and they buy water from. Lake Mead and they buy water from. Colorado and they direct it via the dam. into this Lake Travis which is a heinous. Lake kind of I mean when you look at it. and and the drought has made the lake so.

that the lake is not even full it's kind. of like. you know it's like the levels of the. lake aren't aren't good. so people go out and they go on boats. and they get hammered and they drink and. there's a place called Hippie Hollow. where they get naked and everybody's. like screaming and yelling and you know. I'm not this is a fun summer activity. but it's not really about the lake right. like it's not about it's just about like. we've created this big slip and slide. for adults to just you know to take part.

in like it's about us it's not about the. lake we don't really give a [ __ ] about. the lake we care about our ability to. use the lake to get drunk to use drugs. to dry fast on boats and have fun water. sports but that's what America views. uh nature it's like it's like an. impediment to our having a good time. it's like we you know the lake uh last. year the lake levels were low people. didn't care they're like [ __ ] it it's. just hey this is uh the lakes are [ __ ]. and it's a heinous like not a nice Lake.

it's not a naturally occurring it's a. man-made lake we make Lakes. and we put some fish in them and we go. go out there and do it go out there and. get drunk get on the boat do the and. there's nothing wrong with it you know. get on the the [ __ ] jet skis. have fun but we make nature to please us. whereas The Finnish people the Finns go. to Nature and their depression is lifted.

because they're in nature and I don't. know what they do out there in it but. apparently they like it they also have a. very strong social uh safety net well. they're saying they're a psychological. benefits of nature in Finland. that these people there's psychological. benefits of nature like they go to. Nature and they feel better about. themselves they also have a nice welfare. state so nobody's cast out of society. for not performing. um.

so rather than happy they're more likely. to characterize Finns as quite gloomy. a little Moody. and not given to unnecessary smiling so. they're just they're just these are. different types of people they're Nordic. um they're not they don't have that kind. of manic highs and lows. that Americans have. but they have sustainable lives like. their idea of success is being able to. meet basic needs that's the big.

difference between those Nordic. countries and America they want like. basic needs a little house. a little fish. and a few potatoes a little family. and they and they have Art For Art's. Sake no one gives a [ __ ] about what the. Finish do. they don't have a finished ice spice. they have just this for the sake of it. they have it for the sake of it like we. nothing in America is for the sake of it. nothing if you ain't trying to get big.

it's not worth it in America nobody's. enjoying anything everybody in the back. of their head is thinking that whatever. the hell they're doing is going to lead. to something else The Finnish don't. believe that so the Finish enjoy uh. music uh and entertainment but they. enjoy it for the sake of it as opposed. to Americans who are like trying to get. their kids on the line for American Idol.

so the kids can get famous and they can. retire like Americans just are chasing. Fame and chasing money this is part of. our culture we want fame and we want. money we don't really care about nature. does it that does not do anything for us. we want fame and we want money and if. we're not famous and Rich we want our. kids to be famous and Rich. you know the fins don't feel like that. they want their kids to have a little. house a little fish and little potatoes.

and that's fine with them that's a nice. way to live America. we want our kids. to be famous. first. and Rich. we want our kids to be big time. big time we want to tell people like. that's my kid we don't care if they have. face tattoos if they're on drugs we. don't care if their lives are ruined we. don't care if they're in debt to record.

companies we don't care if Hollywood is. molesting them we don't care if they're. being exploited by everyone in their. lives we don't care if they're if. literally their manager and agent are. stopping them from killing themselves. and throwing them back out on stage none. of that matters to us as long as they. are famous and Rich that is fine. that is fine and then the next step if. they're not famous when Rich is like. good job that you can tell people about. a decent house big house nice wife Nice.

kids like look at that but first and. foremost we'd like them to be famous and. Rich and the Finns aren't doing this. their lives are not built on this. unsustainable Rat Race that Americans. are in Americans are constantly in this. rat race. of being the best at everything the most. successful putting in the most time. getting the big job getting the corner.

office getting the big house in the pool. and the cars but the Finnish people but. but again I don't know what's better I. don't know what's better. I don't know what's better. is it better to have a little house with. a little fish and a little potatoes. and you it's a tiny little house and no. one really speaks. I speak occasionally.

or is it better to live in a mansion. where everybody in their rooms is. plotting against everybody else. and they're plotting to try to get their. lives where they want them to be I don't. know. I don't know what's better do you want. to live in a place where you get excited. by something as stupid and gay as nature. is that like. something that you want to be a part of. I mean it's easy to say that yes. Americans are sick and our value system.

is wrong it is and you know everything. and our country's rotted it has. but. the flip side of it is like the Finns. have never had any impact. culturally on the world and you could. say well America's impact is now. negative well maybe I'd agree with you. but we've certainly done some good. things I mean name me a Finnish movie. you know or something in terms of music. I mean I don't know it's not as easy to.

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the Arts including individual artist. grants gives people like his wife Herta. a mixed media artist the freedom to. pursue their creative Passions. it also affects the kind of work that we. make because we don't have to think of. the commercial value of art said Mr. kiskey. so a lot of what these artists make here. is very experimental listen Herta sucks. and she's making a lot of crap. and the reality is the government's.

funding that crap and there's nothing. wrong with that on its face. but the reality is it's not good. mixed media art is rarely good and. there's no way that this [ __ ] is doing. anything good there's no way there's no. way that first of all I know some of the. biggest losers in the world if you were. to give them grants from the government. to make sure so that they didn't have to.

work and they could just make art it. would not make the art good it wouldn't. it would relieve the financial burdens. on them but that wouldn't necessarily. make them valuable as artists. so I I I mean can we get some or hurt is. there anything that we can see here from. Herta the The Finnish mixed media artist. because I want to be proven wrong but I. have a sneaky suspicion that it's a. waste of everybody's time it could be oh.

yeah hurta here it is hertagiski. now I could be wrong here but this is. what you get in a country with a social. safety net where people uh you know are. you know satisfied and I'm not so what. is this what am I even looking at what. is it I kind of like that this is called. after the end I kind of like that that's. not bad after the end what do you even. see here well it's like a picture of uh.

it's I don't know but I it's not. horrible. well now go up there what is this with. the two what is that two eggs. oh boy this is what you do when you. don't have to think of the commercial. value of Art. and everybody's satisfied. to just loaf around and eat a little. fish and little potatoes. what else what other masterpieces.

what is that a torture chamber. I think it's like uh yeah I mean again. you know. are you trading this. are you trading Tina Turner or Elvis or. or biggie for this for Herta. let's be honest these are the questions. we have to ask ourselves. is that what we want do we want a. society. where we don't have Run DMC but we have.

this where this [ __ ] took scrunchies. and put them on a metal pipe and is. calling his heart and that's what the. government pays for the government pays. for this [ __ ] to put scrunchies on a. metal pipe and call it art and that's. what they pay for you know what I think. would make her better working a Taco. Bell for minimum wage. and then fighting her way out of that. sorry Herta. so I don't know it's not as simple but.

another another thing I wanted to talk. about to deviate from this point a. little bit. I and this is we're staying in the realm. of art because I do I'm getting more. into art now. um because it's it's by the way. you know I I I've been lucky enough to. do well enough to own a few homes but I. don't really have art. so if you wanted to send me the and. something on Instagram in DM. if you're an artist that does cool [ __ ].

I will pay you maybe potentially to do. some work. for something like. I have a house on Long Island and I want. like a uh I'm trying to think what I. want as like a painting. for that house I don't know yet but. maybe we'll correspond if you're a good. painter not if you're not good don't. don't contact me if you're not good I. want to see your work that you've done. like maybe in a gallery setting I mean. what's funny about that I wanna I don't.

want. somebody you're not going to try this. out for the first time but if you're an. established painter maybe we can work. together on like a nice piece of art. um. now I want to talk about something. because you know when you have. successful parents often your passions. are subordinated. because the reality of their lives uh. are so big that you.

are relegated to the background. especially as an artist. what's nice. about the Biden family. is that is not the case. what's positive about the Biden family. is there's an artist in the family and. they allow him. to stand. on his own. and and present his work now this is. from the post Hunter Biden Works.

featured alongside art World Heavy. Hitters. Hunter Biden is back in the Big Apple as. his newest work will be featured in a. New York show alongside some of the art. world's renowned abstract. painters. Bridging the abstract a group exhibition. that opens April 6th at the George. Berger Gallery in SoHo. includes some of the first son's latest. Works alongside paintings by Elaine de.

kooning and Helen. frankensteiler thaler thaler. frankenthiler I mean listen so Biden 53. will be on hand for the opening he's. coming in for the oh you would think. that they would stash him somewhere you. would think they'd go you turned in a. laptop. of you [ __ ] [ __ ] and you smoking. crack and waving guns around your father. is the president you have to go away now.

and we basically have to start telling. people you're dead. no no no no no no they are supporting. him as he has an art exhibition in. Manhattan that's a good family. that is an understanding and encouraging. family that after everything he's done. the crack the [ __ ] the guns dating his. brothers why all of that dead brother's.

wife all of that they're still like hey. he's an artist. Hunter's an artist no matter what he's. got his show and it's it's coming into. election season and they don't care they. do not care over the last several months. investigators have demanded details on. collections. on collectors who paid for Hunter's art. which has been valued between 75 000 and. 500 000. what will he do with the money. now.

such a great idea by the way to give him. hundreds of thousands of dollars where. will that end up. now among the other painters featured in. Bridging the owl who cares. I will say this it's nice to see a. family. supporting. a God can we get into the I would love. to go to this thing because I will I. will support how great would it be to. own a hunter Biden original. is anything any good do we have any do. we have any can we see some of the work.

that might be displayed is that one yeah. this one's called Haiku that's not bad. it's better than that [ __ ] in Finland. this is my point about America this is. the point. what makes you a good artist is a crack. addiction and having your father be the. president. you don't get that in Finland but this. is actually good go up to Haiku again I. like this. I like Haiku make that big this is good.

this is much better than that [ __ ] in. Finland. I'll tell you this I'm I'm fully on. board is there anything else can we look. at anything else from him because this. is not bad but this is what I mean about. the struggle making the art the struggle. makes the art if you give everybody. everything and. you know they have a simple life now you. might say the middle Hunter is a very. privileged kid well of course he is but. his life was so insane that he got he.

became a demon from Hell which is what. made the art good he wasn't walking. around going oh the nature is so pretty. he was smoking crack in the Ukraine and. running scams that got us into a war. that is that's why we have good art take. a look at that this is nice I actually. like this. can I get in is there a way to get in. can I just get in I will bid on these. maybe kind of not really but I might. is there a way to get in this Gallery.

look this up please because I don't want. to miss this. I actually enjoy the work I was a junkie. myself I didn't do great work when I was. on crizzle but I was uncooked not. cracked maybe that's why but I'll tell. you right now I support the guy and I. like that his family is pushing him more. front and center even with a laptop of. crime or or what looks to well what is. definitely crime. um but could be even much worse than we.

know uh a scandal potentially it's great. that the family's just kind of pushing. him front and center and going hey no. matter what he's an artist Hunter's an. artist. and we're gonna treat him like that. I'm hey man. you talk about a supportive family. you took about a mom and a dad to give a. [ __ ] well the dad and I mean the mother. is not I don't think Jill's the mom is. she she might be I can't keep track that. family's at so many [ __ ] problems.

we're indicting president Trump by the. way I mean he looks so happy I'm going. in this scout by the way when is this. it's April 6th so there's a chance it'll. be going on when you're in New York too. [ __ ] I'm I'm in uh Minnesota I think or. Grand Rapids I forgot. can we call the gallery right now call. the gallery right now they're probably. closed call the gallery right now I want. a hunter I want 100 by the original I. want a hunter Biden original right now I. wanna I will I will I need to get.

invited. to that Gallery because I want one of. this guy's paintings he's much better. than this [ __ ] Herta in Finland who was. not impressive at all. I'm glad you're happy because the rest. of your [ __ ] sucks over there. they're probably not going to answer. it's after hours but this is a big event. I don't know that it'll matter maybe. I'll leave a message. nobody works.

you'd think for the hunter Biden show. they'd stay open late he likes late. night stuff late night activities. he should have just painted a laptop. to be honest that would have been kind. of cool all right [ __ ] it they're not. gonna answer if they're not gonna answer. then [ __ ] them. but I do want to I do want to go. and see what he's got going on how many.

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I know they ran legal cover from that by. having their lawyers write whatever the. hell they wanted to and we've had Obama. with you know. the warrantless wiretaps and the drone. strikes and killing an American citizen. and all this stuff now of course we can. always say that like well they didn't. really break any laws because they just. brought a bunch of lawyers in the White. House and said uh make up a rationale. for us to do this and they do. um but it's amazing this is all the only. thing they've got Trump on he's a real. estate developer and these Shady Fox. real estate people they pay off.

everybody this is what they do they just. pay people to shut up they pay people to. do what they want. um this is also what wealthy people do. right former president Donald Trump's. indictment by New York Grand Jury has. thrust the nation into Uncharted. political legal and historical Waters. because this is the first time that a. president has paid off. uh porn star and we've known about it I. guess Bill Clinton has done it and we. knew about it but Paula Jones I think we.

paid off is not a pornstar although she. maybe had done porn. um. this is the first time a president has. been indicted after leaving office the. Manhattan District Attorney's office has. been investigating Trump in connection. with his alleged role in a hush money. payment scheme and cover-up involving. adult film star Stormy Daniels. so my my thought on this and my entire. uh belief system here is that. this feels like.

a stunt. and I think it'll backfire and I think. it could only help Trump. and I think this is what people have. done since Trump has emerged onto the. scene. every attempt to take out Trump has only. served to help him because what Trump's. really good at is fighting. and what is really not that great at is. governing. he's got too many things that get in the. way his own ego.

his his Petty Behavior. his inability to be loyal to certain. people throws people under the bus like. he's got a lot of personal issues that. prevent him from carrying out uh a. governing strategy. um but what he's really really good with. he's amazing at is fighting when he's up. against the ropes he's good. so I don't see this doing anything but. helping him this is something that he'll.

probably. Coast you know and win the nomination. Ron DeSantis is boring he's [ __ ]. boring whatever you say about him and I. certainly don't believe he's Hitler I. don't believe any of the things people. are saying. um some of the stuff he's doing down. there is probably an overreaction. um. but you know I mean you know I I do. understand where it comes from we'll. talk about that in a minute but Rhonda. sandis is a boring bully he looks like a. cop none of it's It's not coming. together. I mean I watched this guy and I was.

incredibly immediately after Trump I'm. so bored by Rhonda Santos I'm like oh my. God it's like a cop who comes into. school talking about drugs with the. intended uh purpose of of getting you to. rat on your friends. like that's the type of energy Ron. DeSantis has like a cop who's trying to. get you to nark on your your boys. because he's like now listen we found. this bag of weed and we called the.

police you know and then the cop shows. up and he's like this is a serious. matter and the only way to handle this. is for someone to come forward or if you. know who's weed this is like that's the. energy Ron DeSantis has like a a school. cop rat energy not. what Trump has which is a crazy uh. Riverboat Captain casino gambling Tycoon. Psychopathic energy which we're all used.

to. we're all used to that energy because. it's more fun. so Rhonda sand it like Play and play any. clip of Ron DeSantis talking about. anything I mean anything about anything. we're bored I mean I'm like can someone. I mean I'd rather watch season six a. house of cards that's the bad one. without Kevin Spacey. today Trump supporters rallied on Long. Island at an event held by that's right.

Long Island his potential rival for the. Republican Presidential nomination and. as CBS 2's Jennifer busram all right. stop that for a minute I love that. DeSantis is doing rallies in Long Island. because he knows like he's like I gotta. win if I can win over these Psychopaths. you know people just show up with a. bacon egg and I'm so excited I'm going. to be there for a few months uh coming. up soon by the way third show the power. amount is on sale we sold out to the. third show we're about a little less. than half sold but it's uh it's coming.

up so if you want to get tickets you can. uh and and listen and here's a reality I. know many of you are budgeting there's. still enough for the Percocet there's. still enough for the booze. long for DeSantis to address Trump's. indictment. he wants to downgrade felonies to. misdemeanors uh really really dangerous. stuff and then what does he do he turns. around does a flimsy indictment against. a former president of the United States.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis wasted get. a Speed Shop of just him talking this is. the news covering him. but if you just get him speaking you. will see how truly boring he is it's. just that it's it's the tone. you know Trump had this musicality to. when he talked it was interesting it was. like listening to a jazz band and then. Rhonda Santos is just very it's there's. it's like a doll go to his victory. speech even that was dull.

it's just dull. well thank you so much no over these. past four years this isn't going to do. it any major challenges for the people. of our state for the citizens of the. United States not gonna happen above all. for the cause of Freedom we saw freedom. in our very way of life and so many. other jurisdictions in this country. Wither on the vine.

Florida held yeah see I even agree with. what he's saying but it's like he's just. not it's not going to do it I mean Trump. as my friend Ray said will beat this guy. from a prison cell I mean trouble win. the election like Nelson Mandela in a. jail I don't know if Nelson won an. election in a jail but I know he was. jailed but my point is that I just don't. see uh Ron catching Donald here I I. don't you know listen again if you let.

them just have a campaign where Trump. had to answer for certain things like. again you know more and more is coming. out about the vaccine every day I think. the W I think the World Health. Organization is like now it's not. recommended for healthy teens I believe. that and children which is big if that's. the case. um Trump authorized in fact Trump was. like this is the vaccine is the big you. know success story of my presidency this. is you know my Administration right so. Trump also shut things down DeSantis. kept them open.

um. the world health organizations vaccine. experts have revised their Global. covid-19 vaccine vaccination. recommendations and healthy kids and. teenagers considered low priority may. not need to get a shot that's big this. is big this is actually massive this is. literally a massive thing the World. Health Organization is like yeah. [Applause]. I guess not this was the thing that they. were firing people for this is the thing. that Trump said was the biggest.

achievement of his administration if. DeSantis was kind of hitting him on that. without being so [ __ ] boring out of. trump and if the story wasn't Trump's. [ __ ] indictment the story might. literally be like oh to Santa's cap. should open Trump actually kind of. folded a little bit and you know hyped. all of this stuff the vaccine that it. was a big achievement and the reality is. it's just not it hasn't done what. anybody wanted it to do and now the who. is coming out and going listen we don't. know if kids and young adults need it.

and that's because of the myocard I just. saw that crazy [ __ ] I'd be thrown off. YouTube If I said any of this a year ago. or two years ago but now this is all. common like the news has to now use like. uh phrases like it was a he's a 19 year. old it was a routine heart attack like. that's happening now so there's this. major so there's things that you could. hit Trump on that you wouldn't even. think you could but now the whole. narrative is going to be dominated by. the fact that he paid off or maybe paid.

off a porn star. is a campaign Finance violation which no. one really gives a [ __ ] about. so this just does nothing but helps him. he's probably going to be back I don't. see anyone beating him. uh DeSantis has a record that. Republicans will Embrace but the actual. guy is just not as electric as the Don. it's just I'm sorry.

and I thought Trump was done a few. months ago I thought he was finished and. I was talking to people at dinner and it. was like he's done and now he's indicted. I think he's got a better chance than. ever now I'm like I think he's in again. I think he's in again he's been indicted. but that's the word that's Trump World. rules you don't understand. Trump without the indictment you know. just fading away that announced me the. edit Mar-A-Lago it was his passion was. in there you know but he's gotten better.

he's gotten more she's gotten a little. sharper in this campaign and he was. indicted so now he's digging in and. fighting which is what now it could be. wrong he could still crumble it might. not work but. I give him a better chance now. than. a lot of things a lot of people keeps is. great people are bald and sometimes that. sucks. the reality is a lot of people are. trying to stay with their hair and you.

know how they do it they got to keep the. hair they have on their head that's when. they do it two out of three men will. experience some form of hair loss by the. time they're 35. more than 50 million. men in the U.S suffer from male pattern. baldness keeps us more five-star reviews. than any of its competitors. I'll just tell you a quick story here I. had a friend. whose wife sat him down one day and said. listen if you lose the rest of your hair. I'm going to leave you. and he said what do you mean she goes. well I don't really love you we got. married very hastily and I didn't know.

you're going to lose this much hair she. goes the reason I've stayed married to. you is for our child. um I don't want her to witness a divorce. I want her to have her parents. um. together while she grows up but I don't. like you I I don't even I don't love you. but I don't even like you and I would. get out of this if not for the kid. Bianca. and he said well this is coming as a. shock he goes but I don't really even. love you really he goes you're right we.

did get married kind of hastily but we. had this beautiful young daughter Bianca. we both love and he goes I don't even. know why we call her Bianca. who even came up with that name and she. goes well it was I think it was like a. great aunt of mine who I used to always. visit she was kind of a wealthy spinster. who drank a lot she'd let me drink a. little wine every now and then and. he's like our daughter's named after an. alcoholic and she's like well not an. alcoholic she was kind of fun and I. don't know I feel like she was like a. fun free woman but he goes alone like a. spinster like she was alone she had a.

husband we don't know what happened. would she kill him no but anyway that's. renamed our daughter after he's like I. never even knew that I didn't even know. that we named our daughter and just I. thought you were like closer with her. than that she was like well I would go. see her sometimes in the Summers. she was like this wealthy woman named. Bianca who just got drunk and she would. let me drink and he goes all right well. I'm glad that's who he named our. daughter after and she's like well. whatever it's a pretty name he goes yeah. and she goes well listen we don't love. each other. but we've got this kid and we can't.

really afford to get divorced right. because our two incomes pay for this. little dump of the house that we live in. and I don't hate the house sure the. yard's not as big as I'd want it to be. but it's fine and during the summer. Bianca's friends can come over and at. least she has a backyard to play in. she's living the life that that you know. that that we think is good a Suburban. kid life. so if we break up we both get shitty.

places and we're shuffling her from one. place to another place. it's not a good idea so I think we. should. we should stay together for as long as. humanly possible to give this child a. chance at life. and she goes I'm Gonna Get You keeps. that way you can keep the hair that you. have in your head. and he goes really. he goes do I have to go to a doctor she. goes no you actually never have to go to. a doctor's office ever it's it's easy to. get refill reminders you'll never run.

low on the products you need and you'll. keep your hair and he goes this is. amazing he goes I almost love you again. but I really don't LOL she goes listen I. get it. he goes well I don't understand this. stuff I'm new to this she goes well they. have 24 7 care and support so you don't. have to talk to me if you have a problem. they have a network of medical advisors. prescribers and Care Specialists to. support you in making your hair goals a. reality and he goes well I bet this is. going to cost an arm and a [ __ ] leg. and you're gonna throw it in my face all. the time that you're the one I have. you're the reason I have hair. and she goes listen.

it's low cost. treatment plans are affordable typically. half the cost of Pharmacy prices so the. reality is. he goes on keeps this is true. he goes on keeps and he he literally. does not lose any more hair. thank God he went on when he did. because it takes treatments four to six. months to work he doesn't lose any more. hair. okay. so she comes to him and she goes listen.

now that you don't you're not losing. your hair anymore I can't believe this. but I'm actually starting to get. attracted to you again you know I know I. told you I didn't love you I still don't. but I feel more attracted to you now. that you you're keeping your hair like. you're doing something good for yourself. and he goes you know what. I gotta be honest I feel more confident. I feel better. and I feel like. this is good that I have hair right so. he goes maybe do you think we can try.

to love each other. could we could we try to do this not. only for Bianca's sake but for ours we. don't want to be miserable in this home. okay. so they go out to dinner. they go out to dinner one night in a. little place called Long Island New York. and they take two separate cars because. many couples that hate each other do. he was coming from work and this was. date night and day night.

and they go out for date night. and they actually have a great time. it's like they're meeting for the first. time he has hair. and she's the reason for it. and they're eating and drinking and. having a great time. and it's amazing. and it's actually like. you know this is fixed and he says to. her he goes you think I can get lucky. tonight she goes you might just get. lucky and you know they hadn't been.

having sex so this was a big deal and. it's all because he went to keps.com Tim. Dillon. it's all because he went to. k-e-e-p-s.com Tim Dillon so they have. this great little dessert it's a. raspberry cheesecake. at the end and and it's getting very fun. and flirty and sexy. and they both leave to go home.

she is hit by a drunk driver going the. wrong way on the Parkway and she's. banned. he gets home and he doesn't call her. right away because he thinks that. potentially she's picking up some sex. stuff. so he doesn't call her and he keeps. calling her phone and it's going to. voicemail and he's like oh beyond God. Mommy's coming home soon Mommy's coming. home soon. and then he gets the call.

from the state troopers. and he goes. and he's his head's racing a million. miles a minute. and he goes and he sees her. and he has to identify her and it's just. the head. and he asked his state trooper can he. hold her head and they're very. uncomfortable with this. and they don't want to let him do it but. he just because he he's left Bianca with. the grandmother and then he just holds. her head.

for a minute not not in a gross way not. in a morbid way but he's holding her. head and he's running his hands through. her hair. and then he starts running his hands. through his hair. and he said. her Legacy on this Earth will be my hair. her Legacy will be my hair.

keps.com Tim Dillon if you're ready to. take action and prevent hair loss do it. the Nashville shooter let's talk about. this is a sticky situation because the. Nashville shooter was a trans shooter. and a lot of people are going back and. forth about that. um and what that means now there's been. a few people. a few shooters that have been trans. recently now the vast majority of. Shooters obviously have not been trans.

but there's been a few. um Shooters recently that have been. trans and I wanted to talk about this. because I was I was sitting there on the. plane in first class and I was thinking. uh and by the way what's good about. United first class is it's first class. but is it you know I mean it's like what. are we what are we doing here. um I was sitting there I was thinking. about the trans issue because it's so I. was listening to this podcast that Megan. Phelps Roper did with JK Rowling about. you know the trials of The Witch Trials.

of JK Rowling about you know the author. of Harry Potter and how much Flack she. got for just wading into that issue. right and saying men and men and women. are women in trans manner trans men and. trans women are trans women but there's. a difference between biological women. and trans women and this is what JK. Rowling said. and then everybody went nuts and got. angry she's still a billionaire and. she's still fine but I was listening to. this I was thinking about this so much I. was I was thinking about I'm like how. did this invade our politics to the. level that it has how has this suck the.

energy out I mean we don't talk about. anything anymore the banks almost. collapsed two weeks ago we don't even. talk about it anymore no it speaks of it. the border is a mess no one speaks of it. no one speaks of it it's trans trans. every day every minute and it's weird. seems a bit a little designed to be. honest. listen the trans community in America. has existed forever there's always been. people that that have felt like they are. in the wrong body they have a condition. called gender dysphoria and they've gone.

to certain links uh to fix that. obviously hormones and um surgery and. things like that are have gotten better. technology has gotten better people have. been able to uh physically transition in. ways they couldn't if they had those. feelings years ago. but the trans Community has been around. in America for a a a pretty long time. and it hasn't been. this like contentious thing where.

everybody is fighting over it right. women that that were born biological men. that then transitional women a lot of. them would use a woman's bathroom and. maybe there'd be some people making. comments and I know that trans people. have dealt with bigotry and they've. dealt with you know violence that. they've dealt with all that [ __ ] gay. people have black people any minority. really has dealt with that right a. hundred percent I'm not saying they. haven't but for the most part this. wasn't the issue it is now.

um and you'd imagine. see this is what I would think if the. medication was getting better the. hormones whatever they're taking a. testosterone estrogen whatever it is if. surgeries were getting better people. were getting more this was easier and. maybe even cheaper to do this would be. being diminished as an issue and not. like like. blowing up. it seems like the medical advancements.

would make these things easier for. people to do if they felt like they. really needed to do them. and this wouldn't be such a big deal. it would be a very personal thing people. would go hi I'm Jack and now I'm Jill. and your friends and family would go. hello Jill you know or whatever or. they'd go you're going to hell whatever. it is there would be it would be a. personal thing between you and the. people that you know your close friends. and family but now now this leaves out.

kids right because this is why this has. become such a controversial issue it is. specifically about what ideas should. children be. confronted with and at what age. what age do children need to learn. certain things. and once those children have learned. those things. what age is it appropriate for those.

children to make medical decisions about. their future and their life and that's. really the the point that has become. incredibly divisive right let's leave. out for a second the drag queen Story. Hour which we've talked about before on. the show and that seems to be the uh you. know the the cultural battleground of. the day the drag queen's reading in the. library but but the the deeper issue the. more important issue is.

can a seven-year-old. make a decision. about who they are. at that age I say no most people I know. say no. uh the most gay people I know say no to. that. most reasonable rational sane people say. that when you're under 18 you're gonna. go through all kinds of weird feelings. and you're gonna have hormones are. raging and you're not gonna know exactly.

what direction you want to go many of. the people that don't end up. transitioning that have feelings like. this end up being gay or lesbian. and it's strange it's a it's an odd. fixation with bringing these issues to. children and letting children make. decisions about who they are doesn't. make any sense if you've ever met. children. this makes zero sense that teachers and. schools are telling children you could.

be any gender that you want to be today. that is not a conversation for math. class this is most this is most people. I have friends that are more liberal on. this issue they're more Progressive and. they say well there are such a thing as. trans kids and I said well I I believe. that to be true. of course. but I still think I don't know if they. should be blocking puberty. they should be taking pharmaceutical. drugs they should be denying themselves.

the opportunity to go through puberty. and see if any of that changes or Alters. the way they feel about their gender. there's always a way to correct things. later in life I know people that have. transitioned in their early 20s and. they're living lives and they're happy. so I think that's what it it comes down. to it comes down to kids and children. you know for most people listen there's. people that hate trans people there's. people that don't want trans people. around there's people that are going to. hate everybody there's people that hate. everybody no matter what you can fixate.

on those people but the vast majority of. people don't care. they don't they just don't want. children. being introduced to certain ideas before. those children are ready for it. that's what most people most people do. not care they're not sitting around. hating you if you're gay they're not. sitting around hating you if you're. trans they don't really have the time. this is not a country that like you know. people don't have the time to be as. hateful as maybe they'd want to be they. don't have the time they're running.

around. um they just don't want. children being exposed to certain things. because children are very confused. by their nature their kids they're. easily it's easy. for and it's some of these parents with. the Trans kids I I have a real I have a. soft spot for but then some of them and. I'll get a little bit of trouble for. saying this but most people understand. what I'm saying some of the parents it's. a little like a munchausen's by proxy.

where it's like they are taking. a lot of interest. in this thing that their kids are. feeling and it almost feels like the. parent is somehow deriving. some type of when Munch houses is where. you make a kid sick and I'm not saying. being trans is being sick but I'm saying. a lot of these parents are being very. encouraging to their children and maybe. steering them knowingly or unknowingly. into being into being uh trans perhaps.

because parents are sometimes. you know I I had friends that their. parents were very encouraging and trying. to help them a lot and what it did was. the opposite of what they wanted it to. do. and I don't mean that you should if your. kid has these feelings you shouldn't. shut them down. but I don't know if you should parade. your kid around like a political. statement and I see some parents doing. that and I wonder about the health the. mental health of those parents that are.

parading their children around like a. political statement instead of a human. being that doesn't make any sense to me. that's a little weird. and as far as the sports thing goes. it's so hard for me. to to to come up with a an opinion here. that like. is anti. -hitting women because sometimes they do. need a tap but.

it seems in Combat Sports. specifically biological men have a. little bit of an advantage even after. they've transitioned so watching them. beat women although there may be reasons. not to ever beat a woman but to give her. a like a 1920 style. tap just a light one. it's a comedy show but the point is. what I'm saying is that it's very. difficult.

for me to just have to say we really. shouldn't just we should just not hit. women but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say it we shouldn't hit women. so I don't again if you want to compete. in those things but the reality of this. situation is also if you're like a. female athlete and every female sport is. now dominated by a trans female athlete. there is a there is a conversation to be. had. news is all of these things can be. solved by Common Sense and rationality.

and then we can go back to talking about. the banks failing uh the nuclear war and. things that I consider to be more. important because I think there is a. rational reasonable. I don't want to say middle ground. because I you know the word Middle. Ground implies that like there has to be. some great compromise man I don't think. there has to be any compromise made I. think that people should listen if you. bring your children.

to. drag queen Story Hour that they're your. children. they're your children. if you bring your children to get. hormones they're your children. I don't I think you're doing uh them a. great disservice and there are certain. states that are going to ban that and. there are certain states that won't. but you know there are. families and there are people that are. gonna have kids and they're gonna raise. them in in whichever way they see fit I.

just think the whole thing because I was. thinking about to sit on a plane lizards. trans everything is Trent and then you. look around and you're like where all. the transmit and there's there's there's. a few of them for sure but they're not. everywhere this is a small crew this is. a minority of people that should be. protected with rights like they should. have rights and obviously people that. [ __ ] with them should go to jail like. people that [ __ ] with any group or. anyone in general should go to jail but.

it's such a big issue. and it so dominates everything. and I'm like. this [ __ ] JK Rowling. wrote a book called Harry Potter which. Christian people were saying was a devil. book and you know George W Bush was like. she's promoting Witchcraft and all these. crazy things right and so she got like. that [ __ ] feedback when Harry Potter. came out and then she made a billion. dollars and she's got theme parks all. over the world and then just basically.

said listen. women. you don't have the right to have spaces. that are their own and then people just. want [ __ ] nuts. they went knots. and I'm not saying that on the other. side that the people don't overdo it. right because they you know the people. that are obsessed with it on the other. side who think that it's all about. people trying to [ __ ] their kids or it's. all about this and that and it's we need. to go back to a Christian theocracy. that's not going to win a lot of people. over either. but because I don't think it's I don't. think it's all these teachers or.

pedophiles I think these teachers are. completely. untethered from reality. and when people are untethered from. reality as many of them are. they push all of these ideological. agendas that are not. that are not. practical in any way and and that's what. happens to people that get really into.

any ideology they forget that there's an. actual world out there with actual human. beings that tend to behave in ways that. aren't necessarily the ways that you. this ideology you believe in would. prescribe them to behave and you forget. that kids are [ __ ] kids and they're. going to be confused and they're going. to take back things they say and they're. gonna go I don't feel that way anymore. and this and that the other thing but. they're so wrapped up in the idea that. there's there's a political uh thing. here that these kids have to be.

themselves and stop trans get us high. it's like every discussion about trans. rights cannot cannot devolve into people. screaming stop trans genocide that's. like crazy it's like anybody that told. me to eat better I'd be like stop fat. genocide it's like I just suggested you. eat a salad like there needs to be we. gotta rein it in we are a country of. like people that are constantly on the. verge of an emotional breakdown everyone.

you speak to is on the verge of a. nervous breakdown. and every grifter in the world is out. right now trying to make this into the. biggest issue and we've let them I mean. it's every day it's every every day. there's this issue and only this issue. at the expense of so many other issues. so that that's my piece on it leave kids. alone let them grow up. when they're 18 they could do what they.

want to do some will do the wrong thing. then but you can't stop them you know. listen I I had friends that joined the. military and their parents were like we. don't want you to join the military. um you know and for whatever reason. they're like we're worried about you. we're in a war. this feels like Vietnam this was during. Iraq so we're doing 2003. and I had friends who were joining the. military and their parents were like. listen this feels like Vietnam this. feels like uh not a great War. I I you know I understand that you want.

to join the military but can't you just. you know do a Long Island you know have. a Long Island life like live in our. basement sell drugs at home like. whatever just wait it out and some of my. friends I don't think nobody I knew died. in Iraq I knew friends of friends that. died in the military there but. they joined the military because your. parents didn't really have any control. over them at that point they had. graduated high school they were adults. and they were going to go and do what. they felt like they had to do.

but anybody who's [ __ ] 13 or 14 years. old who has no idea what's going on. that may be being influenced by their. friends or whatever. you know. this is not somebody who should be. making permanent medical decisions about. the rest of their life this is not a to. me this isn't like a controversial point. of view I know there's a gray area I. know there's kids that have legitimate. Real Deal gender dysphoria there are a. few of them absolutely it's not as many.

as you would think and that can be dealt. with with doctors and and therapists and. I still don't think even those kids. should be making medical decisions but. that could maybe be a lot of like you. could be dressed in a certain way you. could be doing some cognitive behavioral. therapy there's all kinds of ways to. handle it where it's not like hey let's. get [ __ ] big Pharma involved in. giving everybody the solution to. everything and a lot of people that take. these drugs I mean if you watch this to. think about the Tavistock clinic in the.

UK a lot of people that take these drugs. aren't happier. on the other side of that because maybe. there is a certain amount of people that. are are experiencing. mental issues that are on the autism. spectrum that are not they don't. genuinely have gender dysphoria they're. having weird feelings and they're. looking around on the internet and going. I wonder what this is and they're. matching up some of those feelings with. some of the things that uh people have. that have gender dysphoria and they're.

putting them together and now they're. going okay if I transition medically. it's going to help me and then they do. that and then they don't feel. the way they wanted to feel you know so. again this is just it always amazes me. how much this has dominated the. discourse and now the the. the answer to me is just so easy and it. is it is less is more helicopter. parenting I don't think is a good idea I. I believe in the less is more assistive. the Boomers were in this regard and this.

and the only regard. great parents in this and I talk about. this on stage I'm not going to do it. here timberlandcomedy.com but the Boomer. parenting style which was basically. you're talking but I'm not hearing you. if you if you were a boomer and your. kids were talking you were not listening. unless they were bleeding and then you. were yelling at them for being hurt. Boomers didn't give a [ __ ] this is the. one thing that I'm going to say can we. have an Applause sound effect for the.

Boomers because this is the one thing. that the Boomers get credit for they did. not listen to their children all the. time this is a huge thing for the. Boomers. and I think the Boomers should be yes. give them their due. they did not care what their children. were feeling ever. they didn't care who their kids thought. they were. the Boomers were like figure it out and.

get out of my house. get out of my house you eat my food. Boomers treated you like a roommate they. met off Craigslist my friend's mother. would go yeah eat the food yeah here's. the shower the water bill I mean but. it's the one thing I will say. about the Boomers is that they didn't. care I think maybe. we should return to letting kids be kids.

and letting them go through some [ __ ]. and not taking everything they do. seriously not bringing them to a doctor. not doing anything permanent to their. body letting them figure this [ __ ] out. on their own I I truly believe it is the. one area where the Boomers were far. superior. to the parents we have now. that it feels like they're just hanging.

on every word their 12 or 13 year old. says it's just not. it's just not a reality so anyway uh. timleconne.com for tickets who are on. the road till uh mid-june we're in. Chicago we're in San Francisco or in. Milwaukee we're in some cool places. we'll see everybody else in the fall uh. we're taking the summer off the podcast. and uh on YouTube you can like And. subscribe we're on patreon uh and we. will see you there we'll see you here.

thank you so much good night.