Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show uh what are what's everybody. mad that Obama came out so why is that a. why is it a big deal that he came out I. think it's uh right the little twink. from stranger things came out and then. they're uh honoring him we'll get to. that later and but but I'm I'm happy. that everyone comes out why are people. mad that the president of the United. States uh came out of the. closet what's the big.

deal you don't know everything about. these people and it's kind of nice to. learn things about them as you go I mean. I think that's kind of cool to like you. know you don't know everything about all. these. relationships they're you know they're. mysterious and Barack Obama wrote to an. ex in a letter I make love to men daily. but in the imagination.

yeah I. mean is that such a big. deal that he's having gay sex fantasies. in his imagination and yet none in real. life ever even if you're the president. you can't arrange a trist with a guy. that you might then later. drown um what's wrong with it what's the. big uh. deal the more than 40-year-old letter to. an ex-girlfriend recently res surfaced.

after Obama biographer David Goo gave a. long and winding. interview on the onetime. commanderin-chief. in regard to. homosexuality I must say that I believe. this is an attempt to remove oneself. from the. present a refusal perhaps to perpetuate. the endless farce of Earthly life you. see I make love to men daily but in the.

ination Obama 21 wrote to Alex mcneer in. November of. 1982 that's when he was Barry MH he. further wrote my mind is androgynous to. a great. extent and I hope to make it more so. until I can think in terms of people not. women as opposed to men but in return to.

the. body this is what if you want to have. fun you drive through a Del Taco and. when they say are you ready you just. read this letter and you go I see that I. have been made a man and physically in. life I choose to accept that. contingency he added mcneir who dated. Obama during his year at accidental. College in La later redacted the. salacious paragraphs which the Pulitzer. prizewinning historian Carl hunted down.

and included in his toome Rising. Star well I don't know I don't know what. any of that it's a guy who's trying to. impress a. girl by telling her he's uh he's trying. to be uh. conceptual and he's talking about the. masculine and The Feminine and he's also. saying that he has sex with men or makes. love to them in his imagination I don't.

know uh if if that is uh coming out of. the closet it's not not coming out of. the closet right it's it's something. there I don't think he's addressed. it I don't think he said anything about. it it just the text stands as is we. support him we support him and.

that's really what it comes down to I. have nothing but good things to. say um about his. decision uh which isn't his decision but. his biographer decision to include this. uh. lovely. note about his predilection for having. homosexual fantasies which a lot of. people probably have.

but that's a thing you don't know like. for example Bill Clinton cheated on his. wife you know. remember he cheated Bill Clinton on his. wife and I mean she was a a a beautiful. lovely woman why but he cheated on her. um President George HW Bush like. President Bush's wife Laura Bush killed. someone with her car but we don't we. don't we don't know much about that we.

barely talk about it because it's not. that big of a. deal you know George uh W bush wasn't. really like a the Bush family did a. great job convincing you that they were. like hard scrabbled Texas Ranchers but. they were preppy uh New England. wasps but they felt that it would be a. better sell if they were Hard Scrabble. like W's like Rancher he's in Crawford.

he's clearing. brush you know that was all. fake and maybe Obama's gay we don't. know we don't know a lot about these. people they just rule. us it's not our business all the time uh. you know they're mysterious his name was. Barry Barry Sato. now he's Barack Obama right isn't that.

his name that was his. name. so you. know the one guy who became the. president that we knew the much about. that we knew the most. about the one guy that we knew the most. about like he was in the news for 40. years before he became president was the. game show host who said I want to have. sex with my daughter but that's the one. we knew we vetted him that was Trump we.

vetted him we knew him he was a. wrestling heel you know he had feuds. with fat people on The View we knew him. the rest of these people we don't know. them we don't know them at all and then. there we retroactively get to know them. because somehow whenever they get into. the public eye there's like 12. biographies of them that are ready to go. just ready to drop and there's all of.

these biographies that they all. supposedly they had all this time to. write these biographies and run for. president and be a senator and then and. then we get to know these people. retroactively they reverse. engineer who they are after they are. already in our. Consciousness the only one we actually. knew the whole time was. Trump for all of his faults. I mean that's interesting but he's the.

only one that we kind of. knew most of them like Bill Clinton they. just kind of pop up he the governor of a. state that nobody thinks about no. offense Arkansas but I don't think I. have any dates there coming. up so but it it's true nobody thought. about Bill Clinton before he became the. and then he became the president and. then we got to know him he likes a. little on the side he likes a little on. the side he likes a little puss that's. what his deal was he wasn't doing this.

for his health sure you know he liked. the idea of uh you know people getting. uh some health care and uh keeping crime. low or whatever else he did in there the. welfare reform act but he liked [ __ ]. that's what he did um and we don't know. much about Barack Obama he's cool he. played. basketball um he met his wife when they. were both young and lost.

school and that's all we know about them. so when we find these things out and. maybe he's really not gay maybe he's a. little by or maybe he was just trying to. sound smart in that letter by. overintellectualizing. the things he was saying I don't know I. don't know but I'm not I'm not mad at. that speaking of coming out. variety uh had their power of young. Hollywood wood.

Summit 2023 the. power of young. Hollywood young people in. Hollywood that have power and they're. powerful um the. variety and it was a lovely and The. Stranger Things guy who I. respect the Noah. schnap which is nice that he came out I. think he said he came out cuz his. character was gay.

and he said if I I think that's what he. said which is nice anyway you know. whatever all's well that ends. well but go to his Instagram he keeps. making this face which we have to. address and someone has to get this clip. to him because it this has to stop go to. the left top left he's being honored at. variety close up on the face what is. this smoldering I don't know what he. does with this all the time be a human.

being for a minute like he's always. ready to launch into that face all of. the time and it's almost like is he. getting work done he's 12 years. old but we're honoring him for his long. and storied career and how hard it's. been for him coming out in. 2023 but we we you know we we we just we. like him we just this face has to stop. because everything he does he launches. into this.

and it's I know it's like the sexy face. but it's like just smile a little bit be. a you. know this other guy was interesting. there was this interview of a guy named. Brett Gelman Rock who I don't even. understand sometimes now when young. people speak are. speaking and he's being interviewed on. the by this guy Zach Singh on the. variety red carpet and I don't know who.

all of these uh people are some of these. people were actors and actresses like. Sydney Sweeney like people that you. would know and some of them were. influencers like this guy Brett Gman. rock or I think that's his name. bretmanrock bretmanrock Brett Gman is a. comedian yeah Brett who's Brett Gman. he's that um he's like kind of like a. character actor all right whatever we. don't need that so this guy Brett. monrock is a Filipino Beauty. influencer and he does this interview. with this guy Zach Singh and for the. life of me don't I.

can't fully understand what is. transpiring between both of them I. imagine it's a uh. conversation but it's on the red carpet. it's like the craziest thing I've ever. heard here it is there it. is now listen to this now again it's. just I'm trying to understand and. decipher. what is being said here interview is you. you really killed it oh we ate that [ __ ]. up girl I'm like the whole world knows.

how I got circumcised now thanks to. you girl that was supposed to be a book. exclusive but it's all over Zach Sang's. YouTube channel girl T of millions of VI. with views on and you had the nerves to. put on Tik Tok I'm like girl she wants. the whole world to know see here's well. there's a longer interview find that on. the on YouTube but all the people do now. when they're in when they're actually in. real life is just talk about the the. internet things that happened on Tik Tok.

and no one can have any type of. conversation on one of these red carpets. without it's almost like people are. nervous that they have to say something. that isn't related. to some Tik Tock they watched or some. [ __ ] video that's out there they just. simply cannot have any. conversation uh without uh mentioning an. app it's it's it's constantly like.

they're constantly mentioning an app. uh and this so this is some more of this. red carpet interview yeah this a full. thing which again I'm I'm trying to. decipher and and understand what is hen. at one point this person starts talking. about chickens here just hello hello hi. bman Rock hi Zach saying I hear you want. to uh you know you want to be on the. movie screen you want to do IMax I'm. telling you girl my ass is too fat for.

the phone now the first guy goes the. first guy's interview question is you. want to be on the movie screen you want. to be on the iMac I mean this is. like this is the interviewer and the. first question is like this guy looks. like a like an. embarrassed guy who just like showed up. and they threw him out on the red carpet. with a. microphone but continue this cuz it is a. f fascinating look into I I just fully.

don't understand culture at the moment I. Max screen to fit in honestly what do. you want to do on the screens what do I. want to do on the screens just the. bretman rock Shenanigans honestly girl. if I if me and my chickens could walk. across that screen actually let me just. pitch my shot right now Moana I would. love to be the chicken you're my. favorite oh thank you you're my favorite. we you know our our last interview is. you you really killed it oh we ate that.

[ __ ] up girl I'm like the whole world. knows how I got circumcised now thanks. to you this guy came keep his composure. That was supposed to be a book. exclusive but it's all over Zach Sang's. YouTube channel girl T of millions of. with views on and you had the nerves to. put it on Tik Tok I'm like girl she. wants the whole world to know you look. you're fully healed though you you know. don't I look like the love child of like. Harley Quinn and the Joker yes their gay. son girl well where did that come from.

for why tonight why is this look right. why is this the vibe girl I just wear. anything Brian Miller puts me in my. stylist so this he said this is the vibe. then it's the vibe and it is the [ __ ]. VI so what's life is good for you life. is good um back home not so much you. know with everything going on in Maui. prayers to Maui um yeah everything. there's nothing better than just the. oblig yes prayers Maui this no good like.

girl if my chickens could get on a IMAX. scream prayers to Maui and then he. immediately change like there's nothing. better than the immediate reversal where. the interviewer is like no I know it's. just. sad it's fine my chickens are fine. thankfully it's on a different Island um. in La so no but real talk this is a real. conversation that should happen we're I. and we're doubting that but it is thank. you have a bunch of um donations and.

more information in my YouTube channel. not YouTube channel in my stories not my. YouTube channel go rman ra please again. we'll link it pray for Maui please I. love you it was good to see you I love. you I I'll see you inside this this is. the variety young Hollywood power Summit. the power of young. Hollywood pray for Maui uh with with. with uh that guy and part of the problem. with um the new generation of actors and.

actresses is like uh they're some of. them are very talented but like look at. get up that picture of Brad Pit and. Angelina jool uh and and gwenneth paltro. so here's the photo of of of Brad and. gwenneth and it kind of what I like. about this is they they're they're over. it they kind of don't want to be there. it's like it's like a Cool vibe of kind. of like [ __ ] you it's a waste of our. time which is again I like that what you. know that's what like a Hollywood actor. and actress who are in the prime of. their career should be and then this. just the next photo here where everybody.

just seems a little too happy they're a. little too hungry they wanted a little. too much except the gentleman who's in. the turtleneck pulled up over his face I. do like that um but it's just there it's. they're too happy and all the people. that went to it I was seeing their. Instagrams that they were all like I'm. uh uh thank you. variety thank you I'm. grateful thank you for having me I am. grateful for being here and it's like. that's not the energy that's not the.

vibe you should have the vibe is like oh. that [ __ ] you know that's cool go. back to Brad and gwenith again this is. the vibe there it is like [ __ ] you this. is a waste of our [ __ ] time not like. thank you variety thank you it means. everything to me it's like no it's a. fake award you got it cuz you're hot. just not care MH be kind of cool a.

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to tell the Australian people uh in no. uncertain terms that I am going to be in. your land in October I'm going to. Brisbane I'm going to Perth I'm going to. Melbourne I'm going to uh Sydney I'm. going to Adelaide I'm even hopping over. to New Zealand and I'm going to uh. Christ church and I'm going to uh the. the other one the other place Auckland. Auckland so I'm telling you right now. you got to buy tickets for those at Tim.

Dillan comedy.com. I have been. fascinated by this story about a woman. who. potentially poisoned her guests at lunch. was something called the death cap. mushroom the death cap mushroom I'm not. even going to try to pronounce the. scientific name but it is native to. Eurasia it was introd to the United. States it is the sometimes they call it.

a destroying angel or something it is a. mushroom that is the most highly toxic. mushroom you can eat it causes liver. failure um kidney failure all kinds of. uh problems within 12 to 48 Hours most. people that have ingested this mushroom. are dead or. dying and this mushroom looks like other. mushrooms like it has so you Bas I was.

eating a wild mushroom omelet the other. day it's part of my meal plan and I was. going well I hope they this thing's not. in there but this these should never be. like picked and they should have nothing. to do with food uh amonita pH. phad I don't know how you would say it. amonita whatever it is but the toxin in. this. mushroom is not killed by uh cooking it.

you boiling it it doesn't matter. whatever internal temperature that this. mushroom reaches it does not kill off. any of these toxins. okay so here's the. deal this woman in this town outside of. Melbourne Australia about two hours. south of Melbourne Australia it's called. Le uh lianga and I'm probably maybe not. pronouncing that right leongatha. leongatha leongatha. Lea whatever it is she has a.

lunch okay she's having a lunch she. prepared a meal that led to. gastrointestinal problems for Gale and. Don Patterson the 70-year-old parents of. her ex-husband Gail's sister Heather. Wilkinson 66 and her husband Ian. Wilkinson a 68-year-old pastor in nearby. cororo. were also struck.

down the Pattersons and Heather later. died at a hospital while Wilkinson the. pastor fights for his his life at a. Melbourne facility so what she did and. here she is crying she was uh confronted. by the Press what she did now a fifth. person who attended the lunch was also. sickened but discharged a short time. later according to the times of London. Aaron prepared the deadly dish Beef. Wellington with mushrooms but served a.

different meal to herself and her two. young children who were also at the. Gathering she denies wrongdoing this. week telling reporters she cooked a meal. for the best people in her life I can't. believe that this happened and I'm sorry. that they have lost their lives Erin. said outside her home I didn't do. anything I love them I can't fathom what. happened so she invites her ex-husband's. family the. in-laws they all come over. she makes a beef wellington pie with.

death capat. mushrooms the ex-husband invited does. not. come all of these people are either dead. or dying she eats a different meal with. her children we don't know where she got. the mushroom she claimed she got him at. a local. spot. um we're unsure of where she procured. these mushrooms she's kind of been you. know maybe intention vague about that um.

the Press is hounding her the. international press who showed up. because this is a very number one if she. did it and I'll tell you why I think she. did it but if she did it this pudgy mom. type from a small town outside of. Australia this woman looks like my. Aunt the idea of of cooking for people. and killing them with a poison mushroom. in your own home is so intimate it's so.

ghoulish it's so you. know like just it's out of a fairy tale. right this is like Hansel and gredle. where they fatten up the kids to throw. them in the oven it it's one of those. things where we we think of poison Foods. as like the poison apple it's a Grim's. fairy tale Sweeney Todd you know putting. the people in the pies it is something.

that captures our. imagination and I think that's why. people are. riveted by this now here's why I think. she did it because her ex-husband had a. mysterious gastrointestinal problem her. ex-husband Simon Patterson reportedly. spending 16 days in an induced coma with. a mysterious gut illness last year after. eating food ser by. her Simon suspected he had been poisoned.

by Erin A source told the herold's son. there were times he had felt a bit off. and it. coincided with when he spent time with. her I think she's getting. off poisoning people and I gotta be. honest I like it I like it because it's. something we haven't. scene this is a new type of villain we.

know about Munch housings by proxy where. the parents make their kids sick so the. parents get all the attention they keep. going to the doctor they keep making. their children sick it's very. heinous this is kind of. interesting there's this chubby mom in. rural. Australia who's poisoning her like she. po Po and her husband and he stayed in a.

coma for 16 days and he somehow made it. out and she might have she decided to. poison her entire family with these. mushrooms kill them. all because she never got caught this is. why she never got. caught when she did it to the husband. they said it was a mysterious gut. illness he didn't die she might have. been thinking to herself. maybe they'll all die but maybe it won't.

be traced back to me or maybe it'll all. be some mysterious illness they'll write. it off as a weird pathogen but they were. able to identify the the the toxin the. mushroom but I think she thought you. could just do this I think she thought. you could do it and get away with it. because she had gotten away with it with. the husband I think she thought I can. just poison people I'll invite them to. my home I'll make them a beef wellington. pie which does sound good and and.

they'll die and we'll just assume it was. a great tragedy and we won't be able to. link it to the ingredient that killed. them she goes no one will quite know how. they died because she's probably kind of. a. simplon even though she's poisoning. people she's probably reading about. these mushrooms online she probably. doesn't know about the diagnostic tools. that maybe the police would have in a. situation like this or what the even. though there's DNA there's all this. stuff you would think that she'd be.

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and go and thanks blue Chu for. sponsoring the podcast look at the. Princess Diana bear you need some. blueo it's a tragedy what's. [Applause]. happened can you tell us about the meal. that you called she doesn't seem that. upset I'm sorry yeah she this is. devastated by what's happened but I. lost D is still in hospital the loss of. Ian and Heather and gaale you know what. this looks like you know what it reminds. me of it's like a bad audition tape when.

somebody and you're looking a self tape. and somebody's auditioning for Don's. still in the hospital and he it's I'm. not it's not. being she's not selling it here. and it's noticeable how not upset she is. some of the best people that I've ever. met gu was like.

take the time G was the mom that I. didn't have because my mom passed away. for years ago and Gail's never been. anything but good and kind to me she's. wiping no tears from her eyes some of. the best people I've ever met they never. did anything wrong to me and I'm so. devastated about what's. happened can you tell and the lost to. the. community and to the families and to my. own children have lost their grandmother. can you tell us why you've poisoned. can can you tell us a bit more about the.

lunch we started with a. salad what I can tell. you I just can't fathom what has. happened I just can't fathom what has. happened yeah you can you can that Ian. and H have lost their lives and Gail has. lost her life and Don is still in. hospital and I pray I pray I pray that. he pulls through but he won't because my. children love him. yeah can you tell us about the Lun I.

can't fathom what happened I'm. devastated I love them and I can't. believe that this has happened and I'm. so. sorry that they have lost their. lives how are you I just can't believe. it just can't believe it she killed them. MH she did it tell us where the. mushrooms came from. goodbye when the the subject of the. mushrooms okay which by the way would. have been my first.

question that would have been question. number one while she's standing there. giving this horrible performance about. how much she cared about everybody how. about go okay thank you put a pin in. that uh the mushrooms where did you get. the mushrooms first question only. question but let's watch her now she. runs into her eyes in the car yeah house. or she gets in the car now now she's. getting in the car. she's going to the grocery store she's. got to get a lot more mushrooms for all.

the Press she's got to get everybody. mushrooms wouldn't it be great if she. came out with pies for everybody I've. made pies come here and have some paes. I've made lunch say your suspect do you. have anything to say about that yes I. say I didn't do anything I love them and. I'm devastated that they're gone and I. hope come on in let me show you how much. I can I've made I've made pudding and. pies come in I you she likes it man.

she's got a dark in her life she's got a. dark in her life where she's poisoning. her family she that's what she's about. this lady unless I'm wrong and then this. is a horrible character assassination. but I doubt I am I doubt I am and you. know it as well she doesn't care she's. not that upset she walks away when they. ask about the mushrooms she knows she. poison these people I don't know why she. did it but there's something amazing.

about it they're all eating she's. watching them eat she knows it's the. end and she's just sitting there with. her kids I understand why you'd serve. the kids a separate meal there's [ __ ]. no reason in the world that she didn't. try what she. made she didn't even try it those. mushrooms are fatal not even at high. doses now obviously some of the. mushrooms are more toxic than others I. was reading about that you know the. doses in them are not always.

consistent because there was a guy that. ate them and then survived but this. woman were to expect that she did not. try the food she was eating there's no. way she could now why though why would. you kill. everybody why would you. kill that's the one thing that I'm hung. up on here and I don't quite have an. answer for I don't quite have an answer. for why she would kill but she wanted to.

get them all she had the ex-husband she. wanted to kill everybody the ex-husband. his parents and their in-laws she wanted. to kill them all poison everybody and I. don't quite know. why she might just get off on she tried. to kill the husband once we know. that wouldn't it be funny if it comes. out tomorrow that like it was just a a. tainted batch of mushrooms from uh you.

know like the Farm Stand and [ __ ] no. it's not these mushrooms don't. accidentally end. up this is something that. 1,000% was a. premeditated hit and she wanted. everybody she wanted the. husband and we talk about this thing on. the patreon where a guy shoots his wife. it's not a True Crime podcast right now. but it's the summer and people act up.

this is what happens in the summer it. gets hot out people act up people this. guy in Orange County shot his wife we. talk about that on the patreon this. woman poisoned her family people start. when it gets hot out people get wacky. and people start doing crazy. things I get. it this is it's it's such a fascinating. story to me I want to know how they're. going to prove it if they're going to. get like if they're going to arrest her.

if they're going to formally charge her. if they're going to be able to link this. they got to figure out where she got. these mushrooms but it is Australia so I. don't exactly. know the steps that would be different. from had this happened in uh America. but this sort of thing doesn't happen. here one Letha resident told the. newspaper Monday. but this wasn't the first time her.

cooking made someone sick and then they. talk about the. husband he wrote about the ailment on. Facebook listen to what this guy wrote I. collapsed at home then was in an induced. coma for 16 days through which I had. three Emergency Operations mainly on my. small intestine plus an additional. planned operation he reportedly wrote my. family were asked to come and say. goodbye to me twice as I was not. expected to live can you imagine this. chubby [ __ ] going in there twice. and then it still and then he still.

comes. back Patterson suspected his unforeseen. illness had been linked to eating. nightshades a family of plants that. includes Tomatoes potatoes and. peppers all night shade vegetables. contain alkaloids like solanine a. chemical that can be toxic in high. concentrations but how much [ __ ] egg. planning you. eating there's no way she's doing this. this is a new archetype of murderer a.

kind of cuddly you know she looks like a. CALA bear and she's just poisoning. people with natural poisons through food. because if you use an agent that's a. chemical agent that's easily. identifiable you can get caught what. she's doing which is very interesting is. she is going out and finding. things where. they are highly toxic in the right dose.

and trying to get people and I just. don't know what snapped in her head why. she wanted to do everybody at once why. not one at a time but she might have. figured she might have said I may get. caught for this one I got to do them. all I got to do them all I got to get my. husband his family and there's more to. this story than what we're knowing. there's something there's something else. going on here and it it's been keeping. me up at nights I want to talk to this. woman I want her on my show by the way.

lizo they're not letting her they're. taking out of taking her out of. contention for the Super Bowl halftime. show they're not letting her be and you. know who's doing it now Dylan Mulaney. and she's doing and this is what's. really offensive she's doing lizo songs. with the fat black dancers so Dylan. Mulan is gonna go out and go why a man. great till he gota be great and with the. fat black that's not not right but this. woman in Australia I I want to talk to.

her the crocodile tears are fake it's. this is she did. this and I want to know why she wanted. to get and she's been [ __ ] around for. a while poisoning. people it's got to be so interesting to. make a meal and try to kill someone with. it it really. is kind of a. ghoulish thing and like is it wrong for. to say that I kind of.

like I kind of am interested in this. woman a little bit like I want to know. about her she obviously has some real. problems but to me she's more. interesting than anybody at the Variety. young Hollywood power Summit she's not. more attractive but she is more. interesting to me because people that. deal in uh poisons like that and will. kill a bunch of people with a high for. example are some of the most they're.

just villainous in a way that's truly. terrifying and Suburban you know all. these Suburban villains the Gilgo Beach. killer this [ __ ] this is the summer of. the suburbs you know we all expected. there' be a lot of crime in the cities. this summer and I'm sure uh people. getting thrown in front of trains and. people getting beheaded but I don't have. the time to go on the NYPD blot and look. all the time but that always happens. gunshot always you know rise but this. summer The truly interesting cases have.

been of like kind of like Suburban Pool. and Patio types having these Dark Inner. lives and killing people and it's very. very uh fascinating to me these are. always the ones that get you it's the. guy or the mom in their. midsize. crossover hybrid SUV they go into a gas. station they buy a [ __ ] bottle of. water you stand right next to them maybe.

you work in the same building as them. you see them uh online at uh the grocery. store and you think nothing of it. but they can only get off by killing. people or thinking about killing pe she. probably thought about this day in and. day out until she actually made it. happen and I I want I want them to naber. obviously she did the wrong thing but I.

also want them to be like I want this to. unravel a little bit I want to because. you know she's probably tried this a. bunch of times it probably didn't work. she probably tried it with other. things how great would it be if she. tried to kill like Ray comp but his. stomach was too strong he was like this. is good this is actually good listen to. me this is fine I enjoy this it would be. amazing if it didn't affect anyone. but it it it it killed everyone so we're.

going to keep tabs on that. story uh when I'm in Australia if there. was any way for me to meet this woman. not eat with her but if there's any way. for me to meet her I'd love to meet her. I'd love to talk with her I'd love to. have her on my show I'm a sympathetic. year I do understand I love uh cooking I. love Hospitality I love dinner parties I. understand things go left it's not. always your fault um I have a lot of. empathy for her I've entertained and not. everything is the way I'd want it to be.

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[ __ ] like this like they have olive oil. flavor like olive oil and goat cheese. ice cream it annoys everybody and it's. wrong we've got 75,000 homeless people. here now and I think it's a little weird. to have basil ice cream and avoc you. know all that [ __ ] the first one I'm. trying is uh chocolate. potato uh salad and this is the mustard. flavored ice cream which I think is. probably heinous now it would be a great. bit if I ate four pints like if I every.

single pint I just ate the entire pint. as I was talking about how gross it is I. was like this is horrible but I am going. to try this now I don't know why you. would even make this kind of ice cream. this is mustard flavored ice cream with. fudge and potato chips in. it not good it's not. good it's not good it's not good. this is if you're listening to this this.

is a visual. gag that was not. good I know that we were thinking like. maybe it would be. good not good now we're g to try. cinnamon and honey fried. chicken I don't know if this is going to. be good or not. but again not really I got to be honest. not.

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it's truly not great like you can try. all these people in the studio you can. all try them they're not that they're. not that good um they're they're not. good and then the last one is sour. cherry pie I imagine this is good or. some type of good but who knows because. salt and strw has been [ __ ] up a long. time because Dwayne The Rock. Johnson you know he's too busy endorsing. uh Kamala Harris and what he's not doing. is his mind's not on his.

business that's not. bad that's not bad. um no this sour cherry pie is good. um my mother has passed away uh this is. uh something we should say and I should. say it um uh while after I eat the ice. cream and it's very sad it was you know. obviously um it's uh it's very new it's.

a new development um but she was. suffering at the end of her life and. it's it's it's it's hard when someone's. suffering I've talked about it multiple. times um we're we're cremating I'm not. choking up I'm I'm coughing on the. mustard [ __ ] ice cream it's literally. heinous it's heinous it's heinous um. we're cremating her because that's what. she. wanted um and and we're and I I and she. we're scattering her ashes. and she loved.

Hawaii this is a fact she went to Hawaii. as a young person all the. time I'm asking a question I'm asking a. question now I'm asking a question I. don't know if this is the. case is it bad. taste if I go to. Maui with an N of my mother's. ashes and scatter them in the. Ash that. is is that.

wrong or is it beautiful is it actually. beautiful or are the people going to get. mad at me if I do that I mean serious. question are the. people going to get mad at me because. apparently their tragedy is the only. tragedy we have to think about right now. right but I think if I went there with. ashes and I would say that to them i'. would say I'm here with my mother's. ashes. in. Maui and I'm here to.

just I'm here you know and they're. goingon to and I'm not here to help and. I and I'm glad there are people that are. there to help but I'm not there to help. because I got my own thing I got my own. thing and I imagine the Four Seasons is. unaffected this is what we've Googled. and I would stay there of course but I. and I just want to know is that a bad. look if I go to Four Seasons with my. mother's ases I don't know. uh [ __ ] salt and straw stop doing this. with the summer flavors they are heinous.

you know they're not good the sour. cherry pie is good but everything else. everything else is bad Tim comedy.com on. patreon we have an amazing episode this. week um and I'm all over the place uh. come see me live Tim Dillan comedy.com. to grab. tickets thank you and good night.