Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #408

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dillon show. It is the last week, I believe, with the. summer background that we really have. not used, only a few times. Um. I spent a lot of time this summer in LA. shooting. a show that comes out, a special event. that comes out on October 1st. on Netflix. I'll say very little about. it. I'll say more about it later. Um. but it's.

uh about. um. trans. Israeli. volleyball players. in Russia. No, it's about it's a. resurrection of a genre of television, I. believe, the country deserves again. That is my belief. We will see. That is my belief. It is a genre of. television, I believe, the United States.

of America at its current moment. deserves, and I have provided it for. them. Um and that will be out October 1st on. Netflix. So, I wasn't in New York to use. our beloved summer background, the. lovely northeastern beach, but we will be replacing it. Yes, and. the lobster. We will be replacing it with a. fall autumnal. background very soon.

And uh. uh uh we're going to find an autumnal. creature. I don't know who it'll be, but. cuz it's seasonal. And as you get older, you are you're. more cognizant and aware of the seasons. because uh like all things, they signify. death. All things after you are at a. certain age, you signify death. Everything. All things. Everything. You see a new decoration go. up at Target, you go, "I'M GOING TO.

DIE.". HAVE I DONE ENOUGH? THAT'S WHAT you think when you walk. around Target and they start putting THE. PUMPKINS OUT. HAVE I DONE ENOUGH? HAVE I. DONE ENOUGH? HAVE I DONE ENOUGH? WILL THEY REMEMBER ME? They don't. remember anyone. Will they remember me? Have I done enough? Have I done enough? Will they remember me? I'm 39 in January. I turn 40, and then. you just at every moment, everything you. see becomes a signifier.

of your own mortality. Uh no matter how insignificant it it. Well, we have pumpkin cheesecake now. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. Have I done. enough? Have I done enough? There's so much pressure to make every. moment count. It's exhausting. That's. why I went to the US Open. I go, "I got. to go to the US Open." because. Oh god, what if I don't? What if I don't go to the US Open? Then what?

Can I say that I've lived? Can I say. that I've lived if I don't spend a. disgusting amount of money on tickets to. go see the US Open? And here's the thing. with the US Open, by the way. Let's get. this out of the way. And I don't And this is going to sound. you know, people are going to read into this some. type of racial thing, and it's not, you. know? Or or or a class. It's really. about class more than it is about race. Man, do I remember when I was a kid and.

my grandfather would get tickets to the. US Open and we would go as a family, my. mother, my father, and myself. They'd. give me a little cup of Häagen-Dazs. And we got these amazing seats. And once. I handed Martina Navratilova, that big. hulking dyke, I handed her a towel. Great great uh you know, tennis player. And. uh and that was a you know, a great era, right? Pete Sampras and Agassi and. Steffi Graf and Martina Navratilova, Monica Seles, the one who got stabbed, the whole thing, whatever. Um my parents put me in a tennis clinic.

when I was young. There's this idea that. uh. your kid's going to be a tennis player. Like people did cuz what a nice thing, right? What a lovely thing that would be. to have your kid be a tennis player. So they all put them into you know. everybody on Long Island goes why don't. you give this a shot? They put me in a. little you go on the clay court and you. whack the ball around. Didn't take. Didn't take. But. they in in they would we'd go to the US. Open and I remember you could hear a pin. drop. It was silent. It was silent. It. was quiet.

The US Open used to be really quiet. Now. the US Open is loud. It's very loud. It's very loud. It's become a bit democratized if you. get my drift. There's a lot of and they. don't understand it's supposed to be a. quiet sport. You're sitting and even on the court. side where we paid a ungodly amount of. money for tickets and people behind me. are like. they're just talking drunk and eating. chicken nuggets with caviar on them. They have a $100 set of chicken nuggets.

you dunk in caviar. I mean it's like. what IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS happening by. the way? Can anyone explain that? It's just it's not nearly as civilized. as it once was. I don't know what's going There's people. screaming and yelling. Bring up the. caviar nugget. There it is. I tried it's too salty. The chicken. nugget is salty. The caviar is salty as. well. Who's Who's planning this?

But this is what's going on. By the way, you don't get that much caviar. You get. the idea that you get that much caviar. you just don't. You. You put a little caviar on each nugget. The point is this. The point is this. We're We're lost now in the weeds. Tennis has become you know and then. you're there. People are like screaming. They're. trying to get chance going like the with. the foam finger. It's like guys, that's. not it. Then you're there and then there's. people there. I bumped into some twink. who I knew and then he's like.

he's talking about this guy Yannick. Sinner who's like the top ranked in the. world. I was like, "Oh, who's this guy?". He's like, "You don't know? He's the top. ranked in the world." I go, "Yeah, yeah, no one cares about this. I don't care. about this. No one cares.". We're just going to the US Open. It's a. fun thing to go. This this guy is. Sinner. Sinner goes hot. And he's very. talented, but no one cares. So, what do. we what do we mean? And then the the. people that really care about tennis are. weird. There's something wrong with. them. Like the people that are really like I. love watching it. The athleticism you.

watch, you know, you sit close, you. know, the. But who care like what are we doing? You. don't know he's the number one ranked in. the what? GO AWAY. GO AWAY. I want to. find out here. And then forget. You just. told me. Now I know. This this idea that people, well, who. are they that are like really into it? Like really like really into this? Do you pay attention before it gets to. the Grand Slam level? Well, how do you. even do that? I guess I guess you'll watch it?

I don't know. I just find it disturbing. that people are. they're like upset that I don't know who. the rankings of the people. I don't know. You you don't know well, you don't you. didn't you don't know that? You don't. know this he's actually this one's she's. number three in the world. What? What is this? I'm sorry. I didn't look at the sheet. of who's number three in the world. I'm. just here. It's just fun. It's just a. fun thing to do. The climate is nice.

The weather is nice. You can eat a. heinous caviar nugget. And look at Anna Wintour, that ghost. She's still around. Katie Couric I saw Katie Couric. These. people must be so [ __ ] bored with. life already. They're already to go to. another planet. Katie Couric just. sitting there spinning. She's been going. to this thing for 25, 30 year. I mean, it's just they don't care anymore. They're all just. That's the thing you start to realize. about these money New York people. They're just so bored. You get to a certain point.

They just want something to happen. Go. up. Who was. By the way, they put um. they put people on the Jumbotron now. No. one knows who anyone is. No one has a clue who any person is at. all. Anymore. So, there's there's there's. like three people they they've heard of. It's like Kevin Hart, Jason Sudeikis, no. one like literally no one knows who. anyone is anymore. So, it's so awkward. It's so awkward for the person on the.

Jumbotron cuz they're just like they. they go on the Jumbotron. No one cheers. And there's just a rustling of like. gosh. And the person on the Jumbotron is doing. this. You go. you know? Have a little fun with it if you're on. the Jumbotron. Say something wild, you. know? Say something fun. Nobody Nobody No Nobody's excited to see.

anyone anymore. That's not our society. Anymore, by the way. It's like very. rarely. Like Sudeikis got applause. Kevin Hart like. There are people that like people But. it's also such a New York. no offense, little bit of a libtard. media circus where like. we know who's going to get the applause. We just do. It's a certain It's you. know. Oh, there's Beth Bethany who I went with.

the one of the. She's on TikTok all the time talking. about chicken salad. Fun woman, very. funny. She's They have They threw her on. the red carpet. She had no problem with that. She likes. that. I don't understand why there's a red. carpet at the US Open tennis match. What is this? Who's this for? By the way, apparently, everyone in the. world's been getting money to to talk. about Russia and I've been defending. them for free for 18 months. I have the worst ad people in the.

business. No, literally, I have the. worst. ad people in the business. They are the. worst I cannot get any I'm here. literally defending Russia for free on. the show. AND APPARENTLY, THEY ARE THROWING MONEY. AND IT'S NOT NECES- I'M BEING FACETIOUS. I'm not necessarily defending Russia, but I'm looking at the conflict in a. nuanced way. and saying that the United States played. a role in kind of provoking this.

by talking about admitting Ukraine into. NATO. And that's not an opinion that I. that I have and no one else has. It's. shared by a lot of people. And that's. all I've said. I've said, let's look at. it and let's not let's not go to a. nuclear war with Russia. That's all I've. said. But apparently, Russia has been throwing money around. and creating fake media companies and I. can't even get a taste. I can't even get. a [ __ ] taste.

Do you know how depressing it is to wake. up and read a story. that people are getting stuffed with. money from Russia and I can't get. nothing? And we don't know if any of this is. true, by the way. This just came out. US. officials alleged Russian operatives. illegally provided 10 million of fund. videos by American right-wing social. media stars. God, can you buy off the right-wing. cheap, huh? 10 million? No offense. What do you even.

do with 10 million dollars in El Cajon? I'm not even kidding. What can you do. with 10 million dollars right now? I mean, I guess some of you could find. something to do with it, but frankly. you're going to risk. in this for 10 mil? Tennessee-based Tenet Media was. identified as a target of the RT scheme, according to media reports. Basically, supposedly they funded. a bunch of their buying influencers.

Russia's going out there buying. influencers. And apparently, allegedly, to get. to wield power, they are. accused of carrying out a secret. influence campaign in the United States. This is kind of a new. uh world that we're living in. It's. we're basically instead like they. you know. all countries, including us, play games.

with the media. And we influence the media of other. countries, and we play games on the. internet. We've been doing that for a. long time. We set up little sites for you know, you. know, to feed the chaos going on. Like, "Ooh, we did the Black Lives Matter. protest." Everybody goes, "Let's do a. couple Let's have a little fun, right?". Also, all of these bots. you know, enrage people and exploit any. type of anger that's out there, and they.

try to create division. amongst the people. And now they're. really going directly to influencers, and they're buying. those influencers uh. directly. This I think they paid Tana Mongeau to. put that Brooke Schofield back on after. she dropped the N-bomb. That's my guess. I think that was Russia. Or potentially China. I I know. It might. have been trying to China. I'M GOING TO. allege right now with no evidence, just.

a hunch, that Tana Mongeau is being paid. by China. to to bring Brooke Schofield back on her. canceled podcast. It's a hunch I have, it's an instinct. And by the way, this. is a message for the Brooke Schofields. of the world, who I don't know, I've met. once, lovely lady, I guess. I don't. know, I don't I love Tana. I love Tana. Tana, who cares? But I do love her. Can I make a comment on these YouTubers. getting canceled being racist at 13?

I actually kind of agree with it. And. let me tell you why. You're not supposed to be racist at 13, you freak. You're supposed to be racist. at my age, when you've met people and. you've learned and you've been able to. look at patterns. That's the whole. point. Who's racist at 13? What kind of hate-monger you have to be. to hate PEOPLE AS A CHILD? YOU'RE. SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM AS AN ADULT, WHEN. YOU'VE MET THEM.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE JEWS AT 11. You're supposed to [ __ ] LOSE A JOB. AND YOUR RENT GOES UP AND THEN YOU GO, "THAT GODDAMN JEW." WHETHER IT'S RIGHT. OR WRONG, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO hate them. as an adult. Who hates people at nine? You're not supposed to be a 10-year-old. being, "These [ __ ] Koreans." You're. What is this? SO, PEOPLE SAY TO ME, "Isn't it crazy. they're canceling the kids?" Well, maybe. we should cancel the kids. Cancel the. racist kids and leave the racist adults.

alone, YES OR YES? COME ON. RACIST. CHILDREN ARE A PROBLEM, they are. To. hate. from such a young age, if that's your. first instinct, is a real problem. But. at 39, if you're not a little racist, god, I don't trust you. And I hate the Irish. I loathe them. I. abominate them. I went back to that country, that. backwards toilet, or should I say. turlet, and I went back to Ireland and I. said, "I do not identify with these.

people at all. I just don't. They're. drunks, they believe in witchcraft, they're backwards.". The top building in Ireland is like. eight stories tall. They've done. nothing, nothing. So, I don't identify. with them at all. I am racist against. Irish people, but I wasn't when I was. seven. Okay? It took me a while to understand. how backwards that culture happened to. be. So, this is my whole point now about. racist children. I don't like racist. children. It's to to instinctually hate.

is bad. It's not good. To hate after a while is normal. It's. normal. Someone's got to hate someone. You can't do anything. You're not. supposed to be outwardly racist. There's no one person I've met who. doesn't have some grudge or gripe or. problem with some other group. You're not supposed to obviously like, you know, take it to the next level and. be crazy about it. You know? But, you're just not supposed to be 11.

years old ego, "I've had enough of. Filipinos." Not at 11. Not at 11. At 39, I go, "Well, there's there's a lot. It's. a lot.". I believe that. I believe we need to. chill. Racist adults. are it's understandable. Racist children. are a real problem. You know? Well, they were so stupid. They were just parroting what other. people said. Yeah, fine. Fine. But, they. haven't earned any of it. They haven't. earned their racism. You need to earn. your racism.

You need to earn your homophobia. You should earn your misogyny. You need. to earn all of your isms. You don't get. them. You don't get your isms. You earn. your isms. You earn the right to look at. something and go, "It's a little too. much.". Your best friend comes out as gay. you. don't hate that person, but you see a a. few pride parades where men are being. walked down the street like dogs, you. go, "This is excessive.". It is excessive, isn't it? You have to earn it.

So, China has paid to Tana Mongeau China. did this whole thing. They orchestrated. this. They leaked the to Brooke tweets. and Is this China doing this? Or it's Russia. 10 million? That's what the right-wing. is selling out for 10 million? I'M DOING IT FOR FREE. I'M DEFENDING RUSSIA FOR ON GRATIS, FOR. FREE. I CAN'T GET ANYTHING. I CAN'T get a. dollar. A FEDERAL INDICTMENT unsealed Wednesday.

available at this link charged two. employees of RT, formerly known as. Russia Today, using fake personas and. shell companies. The duo operated under covert identities. at an American company identified in. court documents as US Company 1. CNN and. another media outlet say they confirm. that the company in question is Tenet. Media. Tim Pool said something about. this on Twitter and he said we've all. kind of been duped. Uh we didn't know that this was going on. and probably they don't because this is. uh you know, they're very good at doing. this stuff behind the scenes.

But it doesn't mean that like. here's what I love about all these. influence operations cuz let's break it. down. Let's break it down. The Russians are going, "If we influence. the American electorate, the American. electorate will put pressure on the. politicians and the policy will be. changed." That's not really the way it. works. That's really cute that Russia thinks. that. How quaint. It's not really the way it It doesn't. really matter how my aunt feels about. the Ukraine war.

It doesn't really matter. Like nobody. was asked about the Ukraine war here. Nobody can matter over a long enough. period of time and it can swing things a. certain. way, but a lot of the issues in this. country are not really settled based on. how the public feels. But, I understand it's a it's a. component, so. Russia's out there trying to. influence.

public opinion. in a pro-Russia. Tim Pool said, uh. should these allegations prove true, I. as well as the other personalities and. commentators were deceived and are. victims. Yeah, I I got to be honest, I don't know. Tim Pool at all, but I don't think he's. like knowingly working for Russia. I I you know what I mean? I I I don't. feel like he know like if someone behind. the scenes did something like that, you know, I think that he he he you. know,

like what if I find out that can someone. give me money? I'm not I'm I'm asking. right now. I'm Can Is there an oligarch who will. give me money? I'll give you the show email. I I don't. How. How do these people. How do they even meet these peop- I'M. I'M MY I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING so hard to. get money from foreign governments to do. this program. I'm trying so hard. China? Let's start small. Malaysia?

Malay- I will blame that airliner on. someone every week. Can you give me something? This has been going on forever. It would. It It's not going to happen. It's only. more sophisticated because of the. internet. Public opinion is incredibly. malleable. Everybody knows that. The. American people are That's why people. talk about fame. Here's the thing with fame, by the way. This is why the jumbo tron doesn't. matter anymore.

The fame No one. cares or trusts that anyone's famous for. any reason now. People instinct The American people are. you know. they're not the brightest, but they have. this raw native intelligence. They have. the weird instinct cuz they've been. [ __ ] over so much. They've been. propagandized and lied to so much that. it's like an abused child where it's. like obviously that person is going to. grow up to have lots and lots of.

problems. as our country does. But also, an abused child has some. weird like hey, maybe let's not walk. down that street thing. Like, you know. what I mean? Like, there's something. that they have. There's a a street. smarts that comes with. uh growing up in a situation where you. felt vulnerable and you had to protect. yourself. And I think the American public, because. they have been so heavily propagandized. and lied to.

and have been told things that aren't. true over and over and over again. They The idea of fame as a concept, they. distrust now. And I think that's a good. thing. They just distrust it. They go. And then they're. People Do you realize how famous people. get in America? They get so famous in America, it's not. even fun anymore. It's not even fun. The. Kardashians are so famous now. They. don't even have fans anymore. No one. even likes them. They're just there. They're fixtures. They just exist. It's.

like a religion. They're just They It's. there, and you drive by. You look at the. church. Maybe you go in a few times a. year. It's just there. It's a part of. our society now. There's no fans of. these people anymore. Jake and Logan. Paul are so famous. I don't think they. have any fans. Like, no one loves them. anymore, and people have just gotten. tired of hating them. They're just. there. You relent. They relent. You go, all right. All right, it's fine. It's. there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Kardashi- They're. going to be the most famous people in.

the world. I just got to go I got to. afford medicine. You just relent, you're beaten down. endlessly and you just you you succumb. to it. You succumb to it you and you. know you have no say in it either. You. don't really have a say in what hap- You. just eventually you turn around if. you're a normal person you just turn. around and there's a bunch of people who. are the most famous people in the world. and you don't know why. You can't You. don't know why. Every now and then you get like a Shane. Gillis who's a generational talent who's. an amazing You know what I mean?

Stand-up comedian you go I get it. Or. you get Even the guy I was watching do. tennis lessons like Skinner whatever his. name is. I don't want to learn his name. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. I'm not learning his name. Yannick. Yannick I'll blow him. I'm not learning. HIS NAME. THE POINT IS these people you why I. watched GUY PLAY TENNIS GO I GET IT. THAT GUY'S A TOP. THAT GUY'S A MAY-. WHATEVER however it happened he's. amazing. Then there's just a bunch of. people that are just the most famous. PEOPLE THEY'RE THE MOST famous people in. the world AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU. COULD HAVE GUN IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU.

WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL AND TELL US WHY. THIS FOR ORAL RULE. NO ONE KNOWS. SO. NO ONE knows why some people are famous. They're just the most famous people in. the world you just you relent you go. okay, fine. They're just famous. You just know Nothing else to do you.

would not be able to articulate it on. your deathbed with a gun to the back of. your child's head. You couldn't even come up with a fake. reason why half of these people are. famous. So what happens is you just. relent. But it's that culture of fame. like Russia know Russia's like we got to. just start paying people in America that. are famous to say [ __ ]. Cuz apparently these people will listen. and it's like, yes, yes, yes, I get it.

Spread that money around. Spread that. money. But it's it's this. this this this game now of of of like. fame means not it just isn't anything. anymore. It has It's lost all of the. things that it had. Bethany, who I think is great and she's. hilarious, did a video on chicken salad that went. viral. We're sitting in the US Open, and people. scream at her, THEY GO, "CHICKEN SALAD!". I GO, "WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS. CULTURE? What is our society?".

She's very funny. I'm not saying she's. doesn't deserve to be a known person. I. just go, "What is When people are. screaming chickens, these women they. lose their minds, THEY GO, 'CHICKEN. SALAD! CHICKEN SALAD!'". I GO, "WHAT WHAT IS WHAT IS THIS? What is this SO SO WHAT DOES Russia. think they're buying here? What does. RUSSIA THINK THEY'RE GETTING? I'M. CURIOUS. I'm curious. This is a schizophrenic. cult. You can't That's like me paying.

people in my mother's mental institution. to influence the other members of it. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A GUY, WHEN MY MOTHER. was alive, who used to walk through THE. HALLS GOING, "UH!" AND JUST USED TO LIKE, "UH!" AND THEN ME AND ME IT'S LIKE ME. GOING, "LET me peel you off some. I want. you to go into a lunch room and talk. about their need for nuclear power.". Like, what What is left here? It's I'm. just curious. It's kind of hilarious. It's very funny. I don't know I don't know what's going. on culturally anymore to where I don't.

even know what you would hope to get. from an influence campaign. Other than like, yes, turn America. against the Ukraine war. But America. just doesn't want America doesn't even. know what's going on. We're like, "WHY. ARE WE WHAT IS IT? WHY ARE WE FIGHTING. this war?" Americans just want to eat. French toast in different formats, in. the stick form where you can dunk it and. use your hand. They want to eat it in. the hollow form we have to saw it with. the knife. They want to have it on a. bagel. They want to eat it ice cream.

They like it in cereal French Do you. know how many types of French toast. there are? That's all the country want. So like they're going to tire of the. Ukraine war eventually. They're just. going to tire but they know they have no. power. It's like the Kardashians. They. don't No one made them famous. We didn't start the Ukraine war. WE KNOW. WE CAN'T STOP IT. NO ONE THINKS THEY'RE. GOING TO STOP THE UKRAINE WAR. NOBODY. YOU GO TO A BARBECUE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT YOU'RE IN THE NOBODY NOBODY goes. and we're going to We're going to stop. this war. No one thinks like that. No. one thinks that cuz everyone knows.

Everyone knows we didn't make We didn't. make the Kardashians famous. We can't. stop it. We can't stop that boulder from. rolling down the hill. We don't have. that kind of power. No one in this. country thinks they have that kind of. power by THE WAY. NO ONE AND YOU KNOW. WHAT'S REALLY DISTURBING? RICH PEOPLE. don't even think they have that kind of. power. Rich people I've met a lot of. rich people. They don't even know what's. going on. Rich people barely know what's. going on. They know they get the nugget. at the open with the caviar on it and. then. And then just the ball goes back and. forth. Then there's a few of them that.

are making everything happen but the. vast majority of them has no idea what's. going on. All these rich kids want to be comedians. and filmmakers. You talk to these rich. scions of generational wealth. They want. to make films. They all want to be clowns. Do you know. what a diseased society we are? Do you. know what a diseased society we are? That our wealthiest people want to be. traveling lounge acts? They want to join the circuit. Do you. know what a diseased society we are when. our rich the the kids of the richest.

families go I want to join the circus. which is what this is? I want to join. this. Can you imagine that? What do you Well, tell your grandfather. what you'll be doing. I want to join the. circus grandpappy. BUT WE OWN A BANK. YES, but I like the circuit. Have you. ever felt the roar of the crowd in the. circ- it's a nightmare here. Can I I want to start buying influencers. in Russia and maybe I spend money over. there to get I I don't know what any God.

bless Russia or anyone who spends any. money to get any result in this culture. In this culture, if you spend a dollar. to get any result cuz you don't know. what's going to happen, how it's going. to happen, who's going to be. responsible. Nobody know it's it's it's. a it's a. The Hawk Tuah Girl was so fascinating. I. just did this thing and we had all these. real people come on my thing that I did. with Netflix. I can't really talk about. it. I don't know why I'm being so like. mysterious about it. It's [ __ ] But.

I'm just tease I'm doing a tease. I'm doing a tease. Um. But here's what's interesting about Hawk. Tuah Girl. She seems like a lovely. woman. I say nothing negative about her. I don't know anything about her. The people that came on my show People. go, "How do you get people to come on. your show?" And they're all real people. There's no scripts, there's nothing. "How do you get people to come on?" And. everyone Everyone thinks And yet they. still live in America and they ask that. question. All these people. "Well, why. would anyone come on on your show? Why. would anyone". And they still they live in America.

They live in America and they ask that. question. They go, "Why would anyone. come on?" And I go, "Well, look at Hawk Tuah Girl. Hawk Tuah Girl. will probably be the Super Bowl. commercial. She's going to make a decent. amount of money. It might be. short-lived, it might not. I don't know. Here's what the fatal flaw is in our. system. People think that they can plan. to be the Hawk Tuah Girl. They think they can arrange the world. that in a way they can be her. You. cannot. It is a casino. It is a circus.

It is not a thing that you plan. You. don't go to Vegas to win. You go and if. you're smart, you go to have a good. time. You might win. and you might not because it is a. circus. What a circus is. by its Bring up circus the definition of. circus. So that people can understand what a. circus is. Okay? The actual Webster dictionary. of circus. So people can understand it.

cuz I think people don't understand. Okay? Uh a traveling company of acrobats, clowns, and other entertainers which. gives performances typically in a large. tent in a series of different places. That is what it is. That's what we're doing here. Clowns, entertainers, acrobats in a. tent. The tent gets set up somewhere. Could be on Instagram, might be on. TikTok. Let's put the tent in, nail it. down. Here comes the tent's going. The.

tent's up on YouTube shorts today. Here. comes the tent. Everybody gets out, they. do the game, they do the thing, and then. they they close that down, the tent. springs up somewhere else. I don't know. On Facebook Marketplace. It doesn't. matter. It's That's what it is. You. cannot plan really to become the Hawk. Tuah girl because. the whole purpose. of this insanity is to be random and.

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she died in her cubicle. And by the way, this is actually a good beautiful story. Because people we know. people are they are their happiest at. work. And it's where they should live and. where they should die. And no matter what others say. that woman loved that cubicle and I'm. sure she was happy to die in it. Let's. take a look. New tonight, a Wells Fargo employee dies. at her desk and no one bats an eye. Now. her co-workers are raising questions.

about how the Tempe, Arizona office. addressed the tragic death. Jade. Cunningham has the story. There's sadness at this Wells Fargo. that. Stop that. Look at that. Look at that, huh? Look how beautiful that is. Where is. that? Arizona? Yeah, Tempe. Tempe, Arizona desert. Wells Fargo. You park your car. you go just another day in paradise.

You walk in and you check out. And then your body rots for 4 days at. the Tempe Wells Fargo. in Tempe. It's really, really. heartbreaking and I'm thinking, what if. I were just sitting there? Like nobody. would check on me. After the body of an. employee was found at work, an associate. who asked to remain anonymous for fear. of retaliation. That's right. The situation is. troubling. Her boss had emailed her. He. didn't receive a response. So they went.

to go check where she normally sits. I love the American workplace for fear. of retaliation. A body's rotting for 4 days. and they go, "If you talk If you talk to. anyone about this, maybe they were having fun with the. body. Does anyone think about that? They. were doing a Weekend at Bernie's. They're propping her up. Maybe she was a. [ __ ] Maybe everybody hated her. Maybe. she died and then people are having fun. with her. They're photocopying her ass, having fun. Maybe not. I don't know. I'm. just saying we have to look for.

explanations in times like this and. explanations that make us feel better. about the random, insane, chaotic nature. of this thing that we are doing called. life. Maybe this woman. was. uh one of these people that you just did. it Well, you know you're a [ __ ] at work. if no one goes near your desk for 4. days. Can you imagine what a friendless. hell this woman lived in? No one went. near her desk for 4 days. 4 days? No one. went near her cubicle for 4 days. Do you. know what a nightmare this woman must.

have been? Or she was either a nightmare. or she was one of those women who like. barely existed and you were just like, "Oh, every interaction's kind of awkward. and forced and you know what? don't need. to go near her." But it's weird that. nobody checked. Nobody. She's clearly. not an essential component of Wells. Fargo, Tempe branch. Let's watch a little bit more of that. Maybe it turns. Maybe it gets happy. And that's how they found the body. Tempe police say on August 20th,

building security called authorities. after finding a worker who was possibly. dead. Officers went and identified the. person as 60-year-old Denise Prudhomme. To hear that she's just been sitting at. the desk, like that would make me feel. like sick. And that nobody did anything. That was. how she spent her last moments. Police. say there's nothing suspicious about the. death, but still haven't confirmed many. details about the time or manner of it. The employee says the lack of. information from the bank has been. especially frustrating. I'm just.

wondering like why they didn't formally. address employees about it when this. does affect everybody in the building. Wells Fargo said in a statement, "We are. deeply saddened by the tragic loss of. our colleague at our Tempe office." It. also states, "Counselors are available. to support employees and all further. questions will be directed to police.". Ready? Ready? Ready? I'll be I'll be the. Wells Fargo counselor. And I'll also be. the employee. Hi.

Thank you for reaching out. How are you. doing? Well, it's like Cuz the employees it's. it's Arizona. They're like they're like. a you know. It's like sad because like like she's. like died and [ __ ] and nobody like help. her like that. Yeah. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Makes me feel like sad. Like what if I. die and no one like comes to see me when. I'm in like my cubicle? Do you feel fear? Yeah, like sometimes I feel like scared.

That no one cares. Like sometimes our. life it feels like it has no meaning. We. just do the Wells Fargo [ __ ] And then. people on the TV say Wells Fargo kind of. like steal people money and [ __ ]. Well, I can't really speak to that. Well, there There some weird credit card. [ __ ] It's all over the news. I can't. really speak to that. I can only speak. to. you know, your emotional. uh you know, uh. composition right now. I understand. you've just been through something. And I understand that it's tough. We all.

we all This makes us all think about our. lives and. it makes us all think. that you know, we're alone. But you're not alone. You have me. The Wells Fargo team's always here to. support you. You know that. But don't talk to anyone else about. this. I saw I saw you're talking to the. the news and the thing is. nobody at the news is trained the way. I'm trained to help you.

I'm trained to help you. Yeah, like I just felt emotional, so. like I talked to No, no, no, I know. But the worst thing that could happen, and I mean the worst is if you say. something to the news. and then people think that you've. you're just you know, you're you're. placing blame. on the company. You wouldn't you. wouldn't want that. No, like I don't. blame them, but like maybe it is kind of. their fault. Well, we don't want to say. things like that. We don't want to go.

down that road. We don't want to open. that door. We don't want to open that door because. you know how big Wells Fargo is. They crush people like you like a bug. Look at me. They'll crush you like a. bug, you know that. You know, they crush. you and your children. They'll kill your kids. They'll kill them in front of you. You know that, right? We'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you right now. Yo, what what. what's happening right now? I'll kill. you. I'll [ __ ] kill you, you stupid.

[ __ ] You say one more thing to the. news, I'll [ __ ] kill you. I'm. kidding. What I think we need to do now. I'm telling you right now. that it's very sad that that happened, but I think it's beautiful. Um Tim Waltz. ignores dead hostage question to eat ice. cream at the state fair. Tim Waltz's. brother came out and said, "Do not put. this lake freak in because Tim Waltz we. know is a fun guy. He's a pathological. liar. Um he lied about everything. He. didn't serve in the war. He's full of. [ __ ] Uh his brother hates him. By the.

way, whose brother hates them like that? This guy's brother hates him, has not. spoken to him for 8 years. Um. We know Waltz is a liar. We know he's. you know, he just makes things up, which. is fine. A lot of politicians make. things up, but we just met him. We just. met him and a lot of what he's saying. isn't true. He's a. uh. You know, so let's watch Tim Waltz as. he's dodging this question. And by the. way, I get it. I The last thing I want.

to do when I'm eating ice cream is talk. about hostages. Cuz it's not fun anymore. How you feeling? What's your reaction to. the six hostages being found dead in. Gaza? All right. Thanks, everybody. There you go. Go eat the Go eat the custard. How about. some custard? WHY WOULDN'T HE JUST SAY IT'S TERRIBLE? Why wouldn't he just say it's terrible? She said, "What's your reaction to the. six hostages being found in Gaza?" Why.

wouldn't he just say, "Any loss of life. in this conflict is absolutely tragic. and we need to bring it to an end as. soon as possible." You know why? Because. he can't. He's not allowed. He's not. allowed to say it cuz he's not his own. man. He's not his own man. You You're. all falling for this. "Oh, he's a folksy. like me." No, he's not. He's meeting. with the Soros kids. Okay? And they're telling him how to. dismantle. American civil society, by the way. He's. not his own man. He's a liar and a.

fraud. I don't care that HE "OH, HE. LIKES FISHING LIKE ME." NO, he does he's. lying. He couldn't say what What do you think. about the hostages being fake cuz I was. like, I'm going to go eat this ice. cream. He doesn't know. This is the. simplest question ever asked of a. politician that I've ever seen publicly. And he cannot answer it. And the reason. he cannot answer it is because he does. not know what the Democratic National.

Committee and the advisors want him to. say about six dead kids, by the way. Or. people. He cannot just say the most. basic Not This is how inhuman. this liar is. He cannot. say, "Hi, any loss of life in this. conflict is a tragedy and we need to. bring it to a close." Because you know. why? It's not They don't want it to end. This is the the goal here is not for it.

to end. This is not for it to end. The. goal for the Ukraine war is not to end. None of these wars The ending is not on. the docket. Ending the wars is not part. of the game. Bibi Netanyahu does not want this war to. end. Israel, the citizens, a lot of them. are going to get Yes, we need it to end. Bibi Netanyahu does not want to go to. jail on corruption charges. He does not. want to face a a post-war environment. He doesn't want an investigation in. intelligence failures that that allowed. October 7th to happen. He doesn't want.

any of that. So, the only way to not. have that is to have a larger regional. conflict. Okay? That is the only way to. not have that. Tim Walz knows that he needs to shut his. [ __ ] mouth about this stuff. That it. is not his job. That the biggest issue. right now with the Democrats in places. like Michigan is this issue. So, he. cannot answer a question like a human. being. Now, by the way, if he was a.

sharp politician like um I don't know, like a Josh Shapiro who I believe. I sat next to the USO but I think it was. Josh Shapiro. It was like a few seats. down. I sent the photo to people. They. said it was. Um. the governor of Pennsylvania if he was a. politician that for example I we all. know Josh Shapiro is very pro-Israel but. like Josh Shapiro is a very his image is. not the guy next-door hockey dad or. whatever this Sarah Palin type is doing.

His huckster. you know lake abominable snowman foxy I. EAT MY GREAT OLD CAKES WITH BUTT. LIKE. WHATEVER HE'S doing here. His image is. I'm an outsider. I'm not a. Shapiro's image is like no no no no no. my brother works in Hollywood on the. like I'm so. you're used to politics coming from is. it the way Walsh has sold himself is I'm. the guy at the fair that will I'm into. straight talk. We ain't weird and we're. and and you know, but yet he cannot.

answer a question about six American. hostages that were killed without. receiving talking points from. billionaires. So just know out there the. dummy dummy dum-dums who are stupid. people. I don't care who you vote for. Vote for him if you want. I it doesn't. matter to me. I don't tell you who to. vote for. The whole point of my show is. not to tell you or to carry water or. this that and the other thing. It. doesn't matter to me. Just know that. this is the exact same thing as you've.

always had and you'll always have. He. was cast in a role to be a lake guy. He. is getting edicts from billionaires like. everybody else. Play that again. Play. that again. It's almost like he's. looking for the billionaires to where. are the billionaire where are they? Tell. me what the what is a dead kids good or. bad? What are we doing? Ooh bad dead kids yay or nay on the dead. kids? Yes or no? I don't know about this. one. Tim Waltz. HERE'S HERE'S STRAIGHT TALK.

WALTZ, BABY. REACTION TO THE SIX. OFFICERS being found dead um in Buffalo. All right. Thanks everyone. I'm going to. go have a meeting with a billionaire. Thank you. Thanks. Going to go talk to a couple. billionaires. It's just interesting. It's I'm. fascinated by political theater. I like. it. I like theater. I like it it it. interests me as to how the world is run. And the way that he has been cast in.

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Like the fall is supposed to be a time. of like. really like focused. Um the fall's like a great Number one is. I think it's the best season. We all. agree. Everyone loves the fall. And it's like I just I'm over this whole. thing. This Middle East conflict. Cuz it's was like last fall it started.

And I don't want to go through another. fall with this. I really don't. I don't want to be. eating apple pie and hearing about. beheadings. It's the holidays. I've had enough. NO, I HAVE. I'M SICK OF IT. I'M SICK OF sitting. there having a tea. a nice Earl Grey. and then having people. Enough with this. Stop the fighting all the time. I'm. going to turn it off. I'm going to.

ignore it. I'm ignoring it. I'm ignoring it. I'm ignoring it now. It's time for us to. ignore it. The only way to beat the warmongers is. to ignore them. It's not happening. It's. not happening. It's not happening. It's a. I will not listen anymore. I will not. listen anymore. I won't. It's like the Kardash Just let it be. then. I I If the If the Middle East war.

is going to go on for 20 years, like. Keeping Up with the Kardar I just have. to ignore it. And I I I I I because it it really is it. gets to the point where it's like. explaining that war is the same thing as. explaining why the Kardashians are. fighting. You go. Well, I don't [ __ ]. There was a tape and. What's the thing that people wear to. make their lives less fat? I don't I. don't know, man. They're just there. It's just It's It just fight. These.

people just fight. Figure it out. It's the fall. I really am not doing this over the. holiday. I know sound I don't I don't I. don't care how [ __ ] it is. I'm not. doing it. I'm not doing it over the. holidays. I won't do it. I'm not doing. it. I will not do it. It's taken too much of my time. It's. taken too much of my attention. I will not do it. I will not do it. In. the beginning, I get it. Everybody's got an I know it's a.

terrible tragedy all over the place. The. thing at the music festival, that was. bad. All the people in Gaza, this is. very bad. It's all very bad and it's not. good. I am completely powerless to stop. any of it. I'm turning it off and if you. bring it up, I'm going TO TALK ABOUT. CHAPPELL ROAN. WHO'S slightly overrated. but talented and I will that's what I'm. going to I will start singing Chappell. Roan. If you bring up the Israel Gaza. thing to me, I will just I dance at the.

club, THE PINK PONY CLUB. I will not. dignify this human. There's nothing left. to say. WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY? WHAT'S THE NEW. TAKE? WHAT'S THE HOT TAKE ON THAT? WELL, actually the Balfour Declaration. Well, if you think it but the borders ARE. PRE-1967 WAR. WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S 7-DAY. WAR. IT'S THE ISRAEL GAZA. WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S IRAN OR SOMETHING. SHUT. UP. EVERYONE SHUT UP. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER NOW. It is over. It is over. I'm done.

I am done. Unless they start giving me cash. You. want me to talk about this Bibi. Netanyahu, you give your son Yair in. Miami money and he flies IT TO ME. CASH. I CANNOT talk about it anymore. It's. annoying me. I was sitting at the tennis and I'm. watching them and I'm I'm saying it is. so. You know what's impressive? What I do.

Not what they do. I was watching them. and I'm going. Sure, they're athletic and they're. specimens. Could they do an hour of what I do? I. could do what they do. I could do that. It wouldn't be as good, but I could do. it. Oh, over the net. What is that? Could they talk about Kamala Harris for. hours? This woman, no one should talk about. Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris should work at Wells. Fargo. I have to talk about this woman. endlessly for I got to talk about the. Middle East conflict for hours and. endless hours and hours about the Middle. East.

I mean, could they do this? Get Cinner. Get him up. YOU GO GO GO FOR AN HOUR. ABOUT the Kamala Harris in the Middle. East. 19 episodes on the Middle East. AND IT'S STILL NOT FIXED. I've done 19. hours on the Middle East and it's still. not fixed. This is why my father and. when you talk to my father, it's like. he's had a complete lobotomy. You say anything to my father, he. responds with something about his dog or. the weather or he says brings up some. anecdote that's from the '70s. And the. reason he does this is because the world.

is designed to drive you insane and the. only two options are to go insane or to. completely detach. The world is actually. designed to drive you insane. It's not. an accident that it's driving you. insane. It's created to make you insane. That's the whole point is TO DRIVE YOU. MAD. YOU'RE ACTUALLY supposed to be. insane all the time. Because you're [ __ ] with on such a. level. When you go out to any area that has a. lot of nature, it doesn't matter where.

it is. And you're there and you see trees and. you breathe and you're around, you take. a little walk and maybe a swim in the. pond and a lake and the ocean, whatever. You have some type of understanding of. time and space. You have night, you have. day, you have seasons. There's something. that make Then you step into this. kaleidoscope, this fun house of crazy. And it's an unending, unrelenting.

assault. on your mental health all day, every. day. All day, every day. And you just have to either fully go. insane, like just do it. Just go. and like jump in and then you're nuts. and you meet the nuts people. You meet. Well, I can't believe Well, well, well. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH. CLIMATE CHANGE? YOU KNOW IT. AND YOU GO, WHAT is what is wrong WITH STOP. STOP.

IT. Stop doing this to me. You're in my. living room. Stop it. But you meet them. and they're not to go, well, actually. actually in 4 years Miami's going to be. completely under water. So everyone that. lives in Miami right now is going to be. dead and they're going to lose all their. money if they live in Miami because. everything's going to be under water. Everybody's going to be burnt alive. They're going to be burnt alive in LA if. you live in LA you're going to be burnt. alive in LA. And you go, oh, okay. Are you sad about. any of that? You seem happy. Why are you. happy that everyone's going to die? What? Well, you seem happy. No, I'm not. Well, you seem gleeful and happy that.

these climate events that may or may not. happen are going to kill everyone. Do. you think that's nice? My aunt does it. Well, you know, it has to happen in. Miami. It has to get pulled out of the. It's going to die. Everyone's going to. die. Well, what is this? What is it? You. know, my grandmother's on her deathbed. and I was talking to one of my aunts and. she goes, well, thank God you don't need. any money. There's going to be a real. fight over that estate. And one of. them's a lawyer so you know how that's. going to go. And she goes, thank God you. don't need any money because I would be. so mad if you needed money that you. weren't going to get what's rightfully. yours. I go, nothing's rightfully mine.

I didn't earn any of the money. Secondly, why is it that you boomer. psychopaths. that is your first response to anyone. who's like dying is like how with the. estate is going to get divvied up. It it it It's just a matter of going. insane and pe pe you people Anyone that. shows up with talking points in their. head that they need to get out they need. to get You got to get you. They're crazy. They're crazy.

I'm not saying you shouldn't believe. things or or whatever, but I'm saying. when you assault another person with. your your half-baked. opinions. like it's crazy. Unless they're very entertaining. I make money doing it. It's my job. It's. entertaining. People hang out with me. I. don't even I barely talk. People are. like, yo, you're real different." I'm. like, "Yeah, dude, I'm just chilling.". People think like I'm like People come. over to my house. I'm like, "Hey, what's. up?" They're like like People think like.

they're going to walk in and I'm going. TO BE LIKE, "MEGHAN MARKLE'S A COT IN A. HA!". IT'S LIKE THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT IS. LIKE. I DO THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR TWO a week. and then I just go and I I feel like I. don't know. But like there there's you. you you you you you got to stop. You got. to stop. You got to detach. Detach. Just take Just I I mean, my. father's the ultimate extreme because. literally he'll be like, "You know. what's good about Fred?" I go, "Who's. Fred?" And then he goes, "The dog.". "You know what's good about him?" I go, "What could be good about him?". What is good about this [ __ ] Sue?

Tell me again what is good. But he's decided, and I think he'll live. for probably a long time. He's decided. that the best way to deal with the. current media landscape is to completely. detach. and walk around a nice corn maze of his. own mind. And I think maybe that's the. move because over the next 60 days you. are going to see some of the people that. you know lose their mind. Their mind is. going to melt out of their brain and. it's going to leak out of their ear, and. they're going to need you. They're going. to need you to ignore them just the way.

I'm ignoring Israel and Gaza. I'm. ignoring them until they get their act. together, until they want to behave the. way I do like it's a [ __ ] fall, until. they want to have a nice dinner party. and go to the Jericho Cider Mill and get. an apple crumb pie and get a little. cider and take a nice walk around the. Planting Fields Arboretum in Westbury, until they want to take a nice stroll in. Sunken Meadow Park with a cup of coffee, until they want to have a nice little. dinner and [ __ ] go and get some nice. brown butter. sage pumpkin ravioli, unless they want. to go get some gorgonzola and.

yellowtail, unless they start acting. like people, I'm not going to deal with. it. I'm not dealing with the beheadings. and the burnings and the killings and. the genocides and the shooting. I will. not do it. Not this fall. Miss me with all that [ __ ]. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. If. they're going to have to act like. [ __ ] people. How about a [ __ ] a. little less killing and a little more. dinner party? How about that? WHAT ABOUT A NICE.

RESTAURANT IN GAZA? A NICE RESTAURANT. Something nice. And I love those I feel bad for those. kids, but like they're like day 302 in. war zone. Like the influence they. Here's the thing with the Gaza war. influencers. I know I get it. I. understand, but like vary the content. Diversify the content. The Gaza war. influence. It's all war all the time. Show me how to make a falafel. You know. what I mean? Like why is it all war all.

the time? Uh. day 92 in war zone. No one has water. We. are all dying. Bummer. Can I get a seasonal dish? Make a shakshuka. Do something. Is that. Israeli? Maybe it is. I'm just saying have the courage to. ignore. Have the courage to ignore. Have the. moral courage to ignore. Because you're. not know what you're not doing anything. You're not doing throwing red paint on. Starbucks doesn't do it. I know it makes. you feel good. I know it makes you feel,

but it's does not doing anything. Bibi Netanyahu doesn't give a [ __ ] if. every college kid in America. shoves the Talmud up their ass. He. doesn't care. He doesn't care. It. doesn't matter. [ __ ] funnel cake dad. won't even say that the dead kids are. bad. Like no one will even say anything. here. So the only thing to do is to. completely divest emotionally from this. unless you are willing to join a side. and fight. If you're willing to join the IDF or.

join Hamas, God bless, but until you are. I I really want fall behavior. Fall. behavior. Picking up the pumpkin. Get. the pumpkin and bring it to the house. You need to be an example to of what. America truly is at it at its heart. A selfish, self-obsessed. place that has succeeded because of that. and thrives because of that and will.

only ever succeed because of that. You need to be an example to the rest of. the world of what self-obsession. and narcissism looks like. You were the. star of your own movie. You are losing. the thread. No one thinks you care. No. one believes you. No one. Be the demon they all think you are and. they will love you for it. They want to. be you. They want to be you, JENNIFER. ANISTON. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP ABOUT CLEAN. WATER, YOU [ __ ] SHUT UP.

THEY ONLY WANT CLEAN WATER SO THEY can. be you. Uh. I mean, where where do you go from. there? It's just what it is. We need. We need to restore sanity to this. country. And it I I'm hearing too many. people. unconvincingly talking about others. And this is not the season. to unconvincingly.

talk about your faux activism, your fake. [ __ ] your statuses, your [ __ ]. your thing you're not doing anything. What you must do is return to the cave. of self. It's why we're loved. It's actually. why we're loved. No one cares. People. love us for World War II. No one cares.

Get up, Denise Prudhomme, please. Get up, RIP Denise Prudhomme. This woman died in a Wells FARGO FOR. YOUR SINS. FOR YOUR SINS. BRING HER UP. THAT'S. JESUS. SHE DIED in Wells Fargo FOR YOUR SINS. FOR YOUR SINS.

EVEN Russia Even Russia goes, "WE CAN'T. GIVE AWAY ANYBODY.". BUT BUT GOD. BUT GOD GOES "WE'RE IN [ __ ] KNOTS.". OH, GOD, SAVE EVERYBODY.