Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show uh my business manager not. answering his phone celebrating juneth. out in Palm Springs uh he's celebrating. uh juneth out there in Palm Springs. black population four people and uh so I. guess he's gotten them all together uh. for a juneth celebration because he was. not answering his phone on juneth uh. which is hilarious uh we. still you know we want to make sure that. uh everyone is.

celebrating all of the holidays which is. good women are having sex with the rat. men now people are attracted to uh men. with small uh rodent like. faces um this is. culture. um Timothy shalam and uh Jeremy Allen. White I'm not saying you look like rats. that's the that's the guardian I'm not. saying that I'm not inferring that you. look like like but I'm saying but they.

are saying it as a positive they're. saying that women are like they like uh. this is the new guy it's the year of the. Rat they're saying it this is what women. want you know women have these uh things. these fetishes that float in and out the. dad bod comes in and then it goes out. right the. muscular uh Jack kind of always stays in. but the nerd comes in and out the. dadbod um the. rodent and this is the latest uh.

iteration of a fetish for many women in. America is for whatever reason they like. these kind of rodent type men I don't. you know um I don't know what it is but. people like uh they it's they look like. sexy rats is what women are saying it's. the year of the Rat sum it's a rat. summer so if you're rat if you have. rat-like features if you're a rodent it. is your summer it is your time women are.

into this uh they want it um and again. I'm not they're saying all of. this sham looks like a rat from a Disney. film Jeremy Allen White looks like a. slightly tranquilized. rat oh Conor looks like sort of a sexy. henchman. rat the sort of tall and lumbering rat. employed to maintain the personal safety. of the Rat. King the Rat King is obviously Barry. kogan from Ireland who looks like the. sort of rat that would have your face.

off if you cornered. him you know I. mean it's something it's something. and people like it it's there there's a. a certain sex appeal to. it um it is probably the beginning of. the beity I would imagine is we're. opening the door with these rat-like men.

to uh a time when people just have sex. with animals I guess but well it's not. so much that people are having uh. hooking up with these men these are. attractive guys it's that it's being uh. discussed in these terms that people. are fantasizing that they're with a. cartoon rat I think is you. know you know this is maybe something. that people would not have vocalized at. another time this is maybe something.

that would have been uh. left um left uh alone but to all the rat. men out there who listen to this show. this is your time this is your summer. you got to go out there and make the. most of it for a while you were probably. ignored people found your kind of. squirly features uh bothersome not. anymore they want it the women want well. the women want a guy there's a. masculinity to being a rat I think.

there's a certain get the cheese element. of it there's a certain. filthiness uh the tunnels the rat. tunnels the Hamas is this connected are. we connecting any of it is it does it. have a sociopolitical thing you know. women love True Crime because they kind. of want to be thrown in a trunk do they. want a rat to drag him into the tunnels. I don't know not even going there not. even going there this show has. advertisers that that we love and.

respect not going there don't want to. uninterested the Supreme Court [ __ ] uh. who is great by the way now the Supreme. Court obviously will go nuts and try to. you. know ban uh the morning after pill and. condoms and they will try to ban you. know any type of uh probably they'll ban. everything or they'll try. um but this woman marann Alo uh. I'm never a fan of this type of.

Journalism by the way I know that a lot. of people do it um and I don't care so. much about it it goes both ways you know. James O'Keefe does a lot of this where. he finds people that are willing to. admit certain things and uh this woman. got Marano to admit certain things. here's why I've never been a fan of this. type of Journalism I already know what. they're going to get the people to admit.

so it's not an aha moment to me because. I'm smart so I'm not shocked at any of. this gotcha stuff not that it doesn't. have its place and I'm not chastising. the people who do it but I'm never like. oh my oh my God whoa this is Earth. shatter this is. groundbreaking that uh you know someone. at the. Pentagon uh is talking about uh you know. diversity equity and inclusion and they.

don't like Trump and there's people in. these institutions that we get it I know. all that and I know that This Woman's a. nut she's a fun nut. though and I get it her whole deal is. she's basically this and this they're. doing the bit about how she's like a. real housewife and she's a supreme court. wife and her and Jenny Thomas Claren. Thomas's wife who's a little bit of a. nut um they're out there getting boozed.

up shooting from the hip going hard. and this woman is is saying things about. the pride flag which as a gay person I. don't even know what it is anymore I. look at the pride flag in La I don't. even know what it is circles and squares. and triangles or so many colors I don't. know what it is or what it signifies or. what it's about I know what it initially. was about I don't know what it is about. now and I I don't get it um I stare at. it and I I'm trying to imagine what.

color represents what thing. literally a friend of mine we looked at. one in the in the West Hollywood the. other day my friend goes is that part. for the hostages I'm like well I don't. think they put I don't think they. put yeah let's break down what the pride. flag can we can we get all what is the. circle in the yellow like can we analyze. what it is cuz that's her Big B for she. has to look at this pride flag and I. don't know if I even blame her only.

because it's so convoluted and crazy now. I don't even know what it is or what. it's supposed to. be it's like you get it was a rainbow. and then it was like. okay uh fine but now it's it's it's the. by the way and this has been bandid. about by other people the idea that they. took something gay and made it like not. styl.

not aesthetically. pleasing is wild like they've made this. new Pride flag into something that's. very ugly it's not nice it's it is uh. clashes all the colors clash they run. together you would never have this in. your. house a gay interior designer would. never put this in your home they would. have a. stroke so now it's buy. inclusive the buy.

bu but is there anything that has like a. breakdown of it I know it's difficult. we'll yeah we'll find it yeah hold on I. don't even know if they know what it is. they might just keep adding things to it. they should keep adding things to it. because people have given up no one's. even doing what I'm doing right now. which is going what what color. corresponds to which group like right. now there's a part of the flag that is. like it's yellow or gold and it has.

a circle a purple. circle does anyone with a gun to their. head know what that is hold on here we. go the red in the Flag represents life. orange represents healing yellow. represents sunlight green is nature. indigo is blue repres whatever Serenity. the last color um the meaning of the new. progess pride.

flag the new progress Pride flag. includes new colors and a new design. that are meant to represent people of. color as well as people that are interex. and. non-binary um pink baby blue and white. represent trans. people. okay color placement a new. shap listen to this listen to the word. progress at the new flag isn't only. about adding the new colors to it it's.

because of the shape which differs from. the original design of horizontal. stripes only the progress pride flag. shows the white pink baby blue black and. brown stripes in a triangle shape with. the six colored rainbow stack next to. them this was done intentionally to. convey the separation and meaning and. shift focus of how important these new. issues. are the placement of the new colors in a. narrow shape is meant to convey the. progress still needed.

although the pride flag continues to. evolve the most recent update includes a. yellow triangle with a purple circle yes. inside it to represent the intersex. Community my favorite thing now is to go. to a pride flag without that Circle and. go what about the intersect and really. throw someone off what about. them um so that's that's the pride flag. now it's all I mean look at it just take. a look at how a aesthetically.

displeasing this flag is how confusing. it is it is. a. trump uh ad it really is it's become. it's because people are looking at it. going what is. this what is it what does it signify and. when does it end does it end does the. pride flag have an end this is a. question is is there any time when.

someone will go this is a bit crowded no. is there one person in the meeting that. goes this seems a bit crowded because. there's probably you know that's not the. only thing they've. pitched all kinds. of changes to that F you got to REM. remember like how many genders there are. like there's been a lot of things. pitched so this as crazy as this is this. represents. like.

the conservative approach in in a sense. to the pride flag because someone had to. go we've got to stop event like we can. only add six new colors to this we have. to stop at 6 so it is someone in the. meeting had to go we we can't do every. color someone probably goes what about. emerald green for the Irish you know go.

I I know what you're I know where you're. going there you know but it's. just I don't know so we have. maryano who might hate gay people and. might not I don't know I don't know what. this woman feels and I don't really care. either about what she you know she's not. on the Supreme Court her husband. is um most of these issues will go to. state votes probably maybe gay marriage. will abortion did and a lot of red.

States codify abortion in their. constitutions a lot of them when those. measures are put on the ballot even. States like Kansas a lot of them choose. to have abortion I I don't you know. America has a strong strain of. fundamentalism that runs through it um. and I think the return of it is sort of. a obviously we had a long period of time. where people uh this this ideology on.

the left was. ascendant uh of you know this sort of. chaos and we've seen the response to. that and obviously you have the response. to that as more of a kind of people that. are coming out that are more. traditionalists and some of that. obviously could be like Christian. psychotic fundamentalism which you don't. want hopefully you you end where we can. never seem to end in this country in the. middle and like some type of balance. where it's more of a Live and Let Live.

mentality where nobody is trying to. because that's when the country works. the best is when everybody I hate to say. but it's like everyone in this country. does kind of need to be worked to death. you really can't give people in this. country much time to reflect on anything. else other than working like they have. to work I'm not saying that they should. be like working in unsafe conditions or. not being paid but like this whole idea.

that there's a real dimension of meaning. in this country that people are gonna. access when they're not work is just not. borne out by the facts it's just not if. people are my fear with AI and all this. stuff is with less people working. they're going to have all the time in. the world and idle time is the devil's. play thing there people will just like. this woman doesn't do anything this. woman this Alo lady should shouldn't do. anything now so she's looking at this. pride flag and it's bothering her I I.

get it and I'm not saying that she. should be out there with her own. Cosmetics line or you know a a charity. where she makes hats for little dogs I. don't know what she should be doing but. there is. certainly a uh an amount of free time. that seems to be unhealthy for any human. being you know Boomers right now some of. them have a lot of free time on their. hands and you know a lot of this uh has. manifested in their behavior which is is. uh quite insane so I think that a lot of.

what we're seeing now from a lot of. people not everyone there are people. that are working uh unimaginably hard. all the time you know what I mean I. don't know any of them I've never met. any of them but they are out there they. truly I I I've met a few of them but. This Woman's kind of sitting around all. day knocking back a couple of drinks. let's hear what she's got to say about. this pride flag that is bothering her. you know what I want I want a sacred.

part of Jesus flag because I have to. look across the Lagoon at the pride flag. for the next month exactly and and he's. like oh please don't put up a flag I. said I won't do it because I'm deferring. to you but when you are free of this. nonsense I'm putting it up and I'm going. to send them a message every day maybe. every week I'll be changing the flags. there'll be all kinds I made a flag in. my head this is how I I satisfy myself I. made a flag it's white it has yellow and. orange Flames around it and in the. middle is the word vonia vonia in.

Italian means. shame yeah I mean you know this is like. a long island lunatic Mom this is all. this woman is her husband just has to be. happens to be on the Supreme Court she's. creating Flags in her head at a free. time that's something my friend's mother. would do this you know when you realize. the people that run everything don't. really have any skills it's terrifying. but you you come to that realization. sooner rather than later and it'll help.

you out this lady is not any type of U. this isn't really news and it's not. super. interesting. um she's a deeply conservative probably. Catholic Italian lady um you know and. she just is sick of looking at the pride. flag you know and I don't really care. what this woman feels about much I think. she's fun she's probably a. lunatic I mean living with her is got to. be tough can you imagine that he gets.

home every day and she's like you want. to hear about the new flag well this one. is baby blue to represent the sky and in. the middle is the word. toruga which was the prison from Pirates. of the Caribbean Johnny Deb and I. watched that three hour I watched all. the movies today while you were at the. Supreme Court I was watching the. backtack Pirates of the Caribbean movies. and taking the pill that the the doctor. gave me um this is how this is just what.

you get at the end of your life when. there's not much left to. do uh and by the way you used to not. hear from people at this stage of their. life they were shut in that was a term. Shu inss they would it was gray Gardens. they would just Tinker around their. house they'd play with little things um. Louis CK has a great bid about how like. he hates going into those little stores. because it's just a him and a woman.

standing there and she's got all her. little trinkets it's like her little. dream and she's got a little dumb store. on N Tucket or whever and you know she's. made a little seagull with a but that's. kind of what it was forever when people. got to this stage because you start to. decline in many ways mentally and in all. kinds of ways so when she's going I. don't care that she doesn't like the. pride flag when she goes I make FL. listen to this quote um there'll be all.

kinds I made a flag in my head this is. how I satisfy myself I made a flag so. she's sitting at home all day making. Flags in her head of things that she. would like to convey and one of them is. shame but you. know this is what you get this is what. you get all we do in our culture right.

now is listen to the musings of elderly. people this is all we do whether it's. presidents whether they're the in the. Supreme Court all we do is. dissect the crazy things that old people. say and try to find a meaning in them or. get very scared and terrified because. we're like what do they mean what a. they're old they're old this woman is.

old she's angry she doesn't understand. the pride FL I don't understand stand. the pride flag but I don't manufacture. fake Flags in my head that better. represent the things that I care. about but this woman is is being made. Happy by this this is how she satisfies. herself this is her quote this is how I. make myself happy I make little Flags in. my head that are the things that I want. I want a return of Shame to. society so I've made a flag in my head.

and I'm going to hang it outside of my. and all she's saying by the way and I. know people are like well her husband's. a Supreme Court Justice. and well Ruth Bader Ginsburg could have. retired but you didn't do that you could. have had a democratic Supreme Court. justice but you Yas queened Ruth Gator. Ruth Bader Ginsburg until she was in the. grave so now you have a a a supreme. court that's tilting conservative but. the Amy Cony Barrett lady won't be as as. conservative as you think cuz she's got.

like 25 uh African orphan children so. even though she'll be conservative. she'll also swing left on some weird. things already not loving some of the. things she does I don't know I think the. Supreme Court will kick a lot of these. issues down to the state States will. make um these decisions and I'm not I'm. not saying that that's a a great thing. in every case but that seems to be where. a lot of these cultural hot button. issues land as they land. in state legislatures and they end up on.

ballots and then people. usually you know vote how their state. wants to live it's like you know they're. they're a different states and they want. to live different ways and they all have. you know benefits. and you know Texas right now you might. live with people that agree with you. it's 103 degrees and it the lakes are. swamps they have the color of um the. Donkey Kong Country um. uh whatever it is when him and Diddy.

Kong are swimming through the nuclear. that's the color of the lake but you. might go and you'd be right to say they. put people in jail when they commit. crimes that's true California is. beautiful stunning not 103 degrees but. you might get got a homeless person. might cut you when you take out your. garbage that's not good like is about. tradeoffs you got to decide what you.

want you know maybe you like Upstate New. York because it's cheap but maybe you're. sick of seeing old broke down factories. and it depresses you and you know you're. sick of looking at [ __ ] like weird. guys in the CVS trying to grab pills. that you know they're not prescribed I. don't know you gotta find a place or you. can do what I do I just jump around. because I get bored and I just dodge the.

things so when the crazy hotness That. season I dodge it I come to California I. dodge the homeless you know and I go. over to you know you can you can make. your life what you want it to be and. there's this idea that uh Marana Leto is. really going to affect your life and I. don't think she will her husband could. but her husband can in certain ways in. other ways he can't and there's usually. a workaround with a lot of these issues.

like there's usually a a workaround with. a lot of these issues doesn't mean. they're not going to try to do certain. things but again with abortion you could. see like for example Texas now you can't. get an abortion you got to go elsewhere. and that's a nice. trip that's a nice trip imagine you need. an abortion in Texas in July lucky you. you're like let's get the [ __ ] out of. here it's 103° at at night it's 97.

degrees at night. here can you get an AB let's get an. abortion somewhere you take a nice trip. to Vermont for an abortion you get a. nice pancake breakfast you you you you. you do a nice kayak in a Vermont Lake. and get an abortion you know how nice. that is getting out of the [ __ ] swamp. heat it's not a swamp but I mean they. got Lakes there that are swamp like and. you know it's it's. seasonal so that's the thing if you can.

time your abortions in red States when. they get too hot and you can go to Blue. States for a seasonal abortion it's not. terrible I know it's more convenient to. get the abortion at the grocery store up. the block I get it but if you can time. your. abortions for the height of the summer. and you go we're just and you don't have. to tell anyone you're going for a board.

you go we're going on holiday say it the. British way it's it feels nicer we're. going on holiday and then you go. somewhere and you go to the Hampton get. an abortion in the. Hampton get a Hampton's. abortion there's a clinic you can get it. don't be depressed all the time the. people are always anxious and depressed. because they think the government's. going to take all their rights away. that's. that's not they're not wrong per se but.

there's a workaround usually to these. things that they want to do and they a. lot of them they don't get them done. anyway and then some of them they do and. there's usually a workaround a seasonal. summer abortion in the Northeast is a. great way to get out of your red State. heat Nashville ain't that fun August 1st. it gets a lot more fun around Halloween. October you. know get an abortion in a blue state in.

the summer go up to Boston have some. fried clams and suck the baby out in the. summer there's a worker there's always a. way to do it and it's actually fun it's. fun to do it leave at night take a Night. Flight you feel like you. in Timberlake sad he's in the Hamptons.

it's a place I know and love he's drunk. he gets pulled over his tour wasn't. selling um can everyone leave him alone. can we get the news Vans out of s Harbor. people are trying to have people work. really really hard they and and they and. they have a lot of money and they don't. care about this and we need to not we. need to get the press out of the Hampton. this isn't no offense Al low-income area. where people are excited to see the news.

in loow income areas people like when. the news comes in cuz it's fun it is. lowincome areas when the news van comes. in people get excited the kids start. clapping and everything we don't need. that out. there get the news out rich people don't. really like when the Press shows up it's. never for a good. reason a few tables away Stuart LaVine. the former Chef EX ex cutive of Dale. Carnegie and Associates split $45 crab.

cakes with his wife Harriet LaVine you. won't be getting your puller price for. this he said to a reporter great Stu get. them go get them Stu this is why you. need Jews the Jews will chase them off. you need them it's true it's true the. Wasps would just let it be overrun the. Wasps don't do confrontation you. know um they don't that's why all the. food in waspy restaurants sucks because. they just don't even want to look the. waiter in the eye the WASP just want to. be served they want to drink things out.

of U you know peeter. Mason uh weird like weird like George. Washington type of uh Cutlery and these. weird peer cups and all that stuff and. Mason jars and they just they just want. to eat in like a barn environment and. then leave and not have once made eye. contact with the waiter um the Jews. which is why they are big time needed uh. like my mother who was wasn't Jewish but. was learned culturally from Jews how to.

complain complaining is essential it. keeps things good you have to complain. Italians do it to a degree Jews kind of. do it the best and my mother learned. from a lot of Jews how to complain and. that's why the restaurants in Long. Island are really good or they go out of. business and that's why hopefully they. get the press out of sag harbor and. Justin Timberlake don't get in the car. drunk don't get in the car drunk you're. rich if you are rich and you get a dewe.

you are so [ __ ] lazy get a. driver get a [ __ ] driver. dude after Justin Timberlake threw Janet. Jackson under the bus I never really had. a ton of respect for. him I think he's haunted by that I think. he's haunted by that to a. degree you know looks like a haunted. person there. get him out get the news fans out of my.

town I don't live in SE Harbor I live in. Southampton but. still get him out I don't want to deal. with it I will I will you will get in by. the way I wish I was there this week I'm. not I'm in LA but I wish I was because I. would give them an. interview oh I go I saw him I was. drinking with him I was getting [ __ ]. up with him yeah we were out drinking I. told him I said Justin. don't get in that car and you know what.

he said to me he goes I don't respect. the laws of this country he goes because. there are no laws he goes you know how. many people cross illegally over the. southern border every day I said no. Justin I don't he goes thousands tens of. thousands of people cross right into our. country over the southern border every. day we don't know who they are where. they're coming from I go interesting I. go so that's your rationality he goes. yeah I'm just one guy driving trunks. we've got hordes of people coming.

armies I go interesting they'd go all. right cut cut the interview I go no but. I but I was drinking with him this is. what he said by the way talking about. VIP Mexican cartels offering VIP. packages for migrants I'm not. against VIP migrants coming. in I'm I I I think we have to soften our. approach. if we're talking about people that have. paid money I do respect people that pay.

for the experience and there's a lot of. migrants right now that are paying for a. better. experience the tunnel is dark and narrow. toxic gases rise from the Dank water. insect Scurry along the sides. rattlesnakes weight coiled rodent slurk. along the water's edge like Jeremy Allen. White NOW yet this drainage Network that. reaches from sead Warz into El Paso. Texas one of the most sought after roots. for patrons of a VIP migration package.

offered by Mexican cartels to those with. the money to pay for it the tunnel route. costs at least $6,000 according to. interviews with Top Mexican state. authorities federal law enforcement. officials from both sides of the border. and migrants waiting to cross an. encampments along the Rio Grand Ricardo. a migrant Smuggler said he has charged. as much as. $15,000 everything in this underground. World functions by a code that cartels. give their V IP customers often. delivered by cell phone that identifies.

which Cartel travel agency a migrant is. working with so everyone from local. police to rival criminal syndicates. knows not to harass. them heightened US security along the. 2,000 mile border with Mexico and fewer. legal Pathways to come north have been. an economic Boon for Mexican criminal. organizations instead of fixing a broken. immigration system the US government is. outsourcing migration policy to criminal. groups some experts say increasing. practice of corruption the. migrant says Blanca Nar director of the.

migrant advocacy nonprofit is the one to. pay the price for that lack of. action a joint investigation by Mexican. and US authorities have discovered that. one harez based cartel has been. smuggling at least a thousand migrants. through tunnels um into El Paso every. month they're switching from drug. trafficking to human trafficking human I. feel better about the the migrants who. have come.

in through this kind of VIP process to. be honest I do if you have enough money. to pay for a luxury smuggling operation. I. feel slightly better. overall about your chances to assimilate. into. America you're doing a very American. thing and I kind of like it you're. paying criminals to make your life.

easier this is what I do every time I. hire a realtor or a. lawyer so the idea that they've already. kind of. embraced this idea that you got to pay. to. play I I don't hate that I don't 60 to. 70% of the focus of these cartels now is. migrant. smuggling a kilo of cocaine might bring. in, 1500 but that risk is very high the. cost benefit of trafficking a person is.

10,000 12,000. 15,000 so this is a booming business for. the cartels the cartels are really. figuring out and and you you think of it. is it is it is it like the United. Polaris or the Delta 1 or the JetBlue. mint what are you getting what are you. getting what do you get and we should. com have migrants on here if they would. come on and we'd even black out their. faces to just compare the different.

smuggling. experiences what are the different. cartels doing to compete with each other. to win the business of migrants are. there different tunnel do you think a. cartel tries to get the rats and snakes. out of one of the tunnels and you think. people when people talk to each other. they go that's tunnels there's no snakes. that's why we use them there's actually. no snakes and no rodents they get all. the rodents and the snakes out of that. tunnel that's why it's nice they give. you a breakfast do you think anybody.

gets a breakfast once they get to El. Paso I don't understand um but I'm sure. that there are different ways that these. different. VIP. um cartels are. using you. know the little bonus perks they give. people I'm wondering exactly what they. are and that be and we'd probably only. know if we spoke to actual migrants who.

I imagine don't speak English but I feel. better about it I feel better about it I. can we can. we make an immigration policy that we. only. allow cartel smuggled VIPs. in and is that okay or will people get. up in arms about that because they've. proven they got 12 15 grand. so right away I know you're not.

destitute you got. 1215 you got 12 or 15 grand and you're. willing to pay for it so your family has. a better. experience it's a Disney FastPass you. don't wait on the lines I'm all for it. it makes me feel better because the. Panic about immigration is you bring in. a bunch of people and and it's just you. know they don't have the means to. support themselves somebody coming in. with 15 12 to 15 th giving it to the.

cartel the cartel do what they need to. do to get him across safely you know. that to me makes me. feel. better about this whole thing now I. don't know maybe I'm wrong but I do. think. that it does it's the summer and you. know what happens in the summer people. are in their cars they're driving to the. beach to the party to the clan B and you. know what happens some people and their. other cars aren't paying attention. they're on their phone they're texting.

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we're all late to the game here we're. late to the game the Atlantic magazine. is now trying to sell everybody on the. idea uh that Phoenix is is Phoenix is. our fastest growing city and it is a bad. sign because most of Phoenix not all of. it there are Paradise Valley there are. Scottdale but that that's I don't even. know if that's Phoenix. most of Phoenix is like that guy and.

that so that's most of uh Phoenix right. there is that's what you will find if. you go to Phoenix that will'll see that. man and you will see that Vista um. Phoenix is kind of. hot and there's not much there not much. going on and this article is about. how you know whatever it what they they. use the word conspiracy theory but here. go up to that I actually like that they. use the word conspiracy theory so.

loosely it can literally mean. anything but I love this even touching. the pavement is dangerous a woman. waiting in line outside a food pantry. showed me a large patch of pink skin on. her calf the scar of a second degree. burn from a fall she'd taken during high. heat so if you fall on the concrete in. Phoenix you can get a second degree burn. from the pavement and this is America's. fastest growing city people want this. they go no no no no no it's it's good. just don't just don't touch the ground.

it's a great City don't touch the. ground there's sort of this idea about. the American deserts there's a seductive. quality to the American desert um the. sunsets are amazing the vast Open Spaces. it's wild there's something about it. that calls you but I'm here to tell you. from living in a lot of those. communities uh they are not what you.

think they will be. um number one the desert homeless is a. different thing because they always look. kind of caked with dirt so they do have. that Mad Max appearance that a lot of. the other homeless. don't um the desert homeless they're. caked in a layer of. dirt so and that kind of colorful desert. dirt so they do. look kind of it's a dystopian kind of.

Mad. Max appearance that a lot of those. people have people aren't ready for that. it is Star Wars a little bit when they. were all out in the. desert get a get a picture of the sand. people up get a picture of the sand. people up from Star Wars get a nice big. uh closeup on. that this is kind of yeah yeah that's. kind of what homeless people in Phoenix. look. like you have to be ready for this I.

wasn't ready for this you have to be. ready for the elements in all of their. uh. manifestations you think it's just going. to be nice. but kind of the mark of an area now when. you go to an area when you live in an. area basically you're like so people. that aren't doing well here how do they. live you that's more interesting if you. are going on tour of a home with a real. estate agent ask her.

immediately where are the people that. aren't doing so hot cuz they're going to. tell you about a nice it is and well. there's they just did a whole. Redevelopment it's a whole so it's like. indoor outdoor dining and it's the whole. Mall concept and it's really good. there's the gym and there's the whole. fitness center actually and there's the. wellness center and then you go yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah cut all that out. where are the people who are not doing. well. where are they and how are they living.

how are they living you're going to have. to buy homes now and decide communities. based on the the character of the. homeless people in the area are they. aggressive are they amiable are they. friendly do they have talents they play. any. instruments truly homeless is not going. anywhere it's a huge part of every Urban. experience in America. the character of homeless but what are.

the tents on a few blocks is it are they. pretty. Central you know in Austin that the heat. makes them very aggressive the Austin. they're still Texans the homeless in. Austin so they're very aggressive. they're very inyour face whereas the. California Homeless they're again it's. California they're more laid-back. they're more laidback so you really have. to ask the local realtor what is the. character of the homeless and I will say. this the desert homeless look exactly. like this and are.

terrifying um not so much in how. aggressive they are but they're just. they're a sight to behold you have to be. ready for. it you have to be ready for it and you. might like it but the desert itself is. not is not where you want to be all year. round all year round and by the way we. got yeah so I mean you can take a look. at that that's uh there you.

go the reason people like it the reason. that uh a lot of people are flocking to. the desert is that it seems like. untapped like there's going to be a lot. of new stuff they're going to build a. lot of stuff but it is the surface of. Mars it's the surface of mar as it gets. hotter it people are going to die all. all the time in front of you you're. going to die in front of you and it's. it's going you know it's going to be uh.

shocking and then inconvenient you're. going to feel terrible about how much. you don't. care it people are going to die it's. like when people junkies uh OD in Whole. Foods it will get to a level of heat. where people just start passing out. you're GNA have to spray their face with. water this is what's going to happen. this is the way life's going to work. some lady is going to pass out and. you're going to have to someone's going. have to pick her up because immediately. after she passed out she the the. Pavements going to burn her legs so. she's going to pass out and then start.

screaming outside of a phoenix grocery. store as soon as she hits the ground her. legs are going to be the sin is the skin. is going to be cinched off by the the. cooking pavement so she's like falling. on a griddle and she's gonna go. help. help and it's just going to be elderly. people who fallen on a pavement that is. burning them and they're going to be. cooking cooking like little. cheeseburgers literally little human.

cheeseburgers on the pavement that. you're going to have to either. help or step over on the way into the. grocery store to get whatever you're. getting a cooler and there's just going. to be these old people maybe young. people maybe junkies maybe who we don't. know maybe people that just. fell cooking. and you're gonna have to lift them up. and then they're going to start spraying.

them in the face with that water. fan and they're going to give them cold. fluids and they're going to spray them. in the face of the. way does it sound fun does it sound. appealing does it sound like. fun those areas are great if around June. you can scadaddle and come back in. October if you can scadaddle in June and. come back in October those areas are.

great you'll love it or you won't I'd. never live in Phoenix but people do and. like it I have friends that live in. other parts of Arizona that love it you. it is very difficult to spend the entire. year there if people are going to be. falling down and then their skin is. going to be burned off their body by the. pavement it's not good I'm telling you. it's not going to be a great situation I. know you think oh it's going to be great. we're moving to the desert the sunsets.

are beautiful that but that's not the. real the reality is a person being. cooked on the sidewalk in front of you. struggling to get up. going and you have to you and some other. person that you don't even know you ever. coordinate helping some with people you. don't even know G you you go to go hey. help me you're lifting up this old. person who's probably fat because of the. food of the Queso blanco so then you you.

lift this person. up and now this person is going to. collapse on. you this fat person that you've lifted. up is going to collapse on you now. you're on the ground and the pavement is. burning your skin and you're. yelling and the you know think think a. little bit before you go in there that's. all that's all I'm saying I'm not saying. it's not. good I'm not saying it's not good your.

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contest in beef over vegan. Franks I don't know what happened here. but a lot of people told me about this. they were upset about this Joey Chestnut. perennial winner of the annual Nations. Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating. competition is out of this year's beef. barf over deal he made to represent a. different wiener brand wow the brand is. impossible Foods the leading maker of. meatless Meats is known for its. impossible Burger which contains a. laboratory synthesized substance called. he it.

recently it recently launched a Frank. fter impostor that's made from. Plants the Nathan's contest at the. corner of still well and surf Avenues. one block from the famous boardwalk has. been a Coney Island tradition since 1916. the California born Chestnut has won it. 16 times every year since 2016 Joey. Chestnut has won him he gobbled a world. record 76 dogs and buns in 2021 and kept. his title with a Poulter 62 Down the. Hatch last year that's Joey. Chestnut the winner the King of Kings a.

rep from Major League eating which. Nathan sanctions to run the event said. the organizers bent over backwards to. meet chestnut's various other. demands but they said they drew the line. on letting Chestnut pitch for a. different hot dog brand well you got to. go where the money is you won it 16. times there's nothing left. Joey it is interesting how people Define. themselves in the world you know. you know this guy is the greatest. competitive eater alive probably right.

maybe even better than the kobashi guy I. don't know but this guy has won the. Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. 16 times he is the legend I don't know. if anyone will ever get to his level. Joey Chestnut I do not know that I can't. imagine that but someone somewhere might. attempt it and then this guy's picture. goes on their wall and they go I got a. beat this guy this guy has set the. record 16 years of his life through all.

things the Iraq War whatever was going. on this guy shows up and he wins a hot. dog eating contest there's something to. that there's something. to the consistency of somebody who no. matter what is going. on shows up and does his job shows up. and does the work there's something nice. about that and I think they should have. said [ __ ] it in the world that we're. living in we should have let Joey. Chestnut um we should have let Joey.

Chestnut. compete we shouldn't have bulked that. he's just trying to make his money with. an impossible bre because that's where. everything's going anyway you you might. hate. it many people dislike it but it's going. to chemical. sludge that isn't uh meat but bleeds. like meat it's what where it's going. it's going to that kind of iCal green. sludge that isn't quite meat because.

that's how they're going to have to feed. the world I guess so there it's going to. be sludge they're gonna feed everybody. will get. sludge that's what's coming soilent. green it's. coming you're G to want soilent green. when you when you when you see what. they've got planned. but that's really what it. is what a great episode of that show but. yeah Jo so Joey chest people got mad at. him because he's marketing this. impossible uh vegan hot dog who cares.

this guy's a champion let him. work I'm against that it's never the you. know all the things Joey Chestnut could. have done he did none of them we went. through a period everybody's raping. everybody people are texting people. underage we got there people going off. on Twitter thread screaming and yelling. about every group of people this guy. didn't get out and Hile Hitler the guy. came out and said I'm taking money from. the sludge.

company cuz they're spreading it. around and I need. it I need it I wanna they're they're. coming with some real money maybe this. guy's got kids he's got kids got a. family does he have anything he's. probably got a family and he goes what. what are my kids gonna do they don't. they don't have the. magic yeah he's got uh what do he got. son named Merlin I believe so yeah and a. daughter named Alicia maybe I think it's.

his. wife he's doing this for the. kids Chestnut knows there's very little. chance the kids are going to follow in. his. footsteps he's doing this for his. family so why would Nathan's not [ __ ]. Nathan should have matched him what's. his net worth. four four mil not.

bad $4. million he's a legend Joey Chestnut is a. [ __ ] Legend do a new Hot Dog Eating. cot with all vegan hot dogs start a new. one start a new Hot Dog Eating Contest. take Nathan's out I'm sick of. them they've had the Monopoly on this. for too long Joey Chestnut you go out. there and you start a vegan hot dog. eating.

contest by the way Vladimir. Putin and the guy from North Korea do. you have this photo of them kind of. having fun and goofing yeah it's amazing. it's kind of amazing they're enjoying. themselves nobody nobody shows these. dictators having any. fun but it's got to be a little fun. right isn't that the point we know. there's a lot of. pressure are they in a cinin is that a. role Roy cullinen yeah it's like a. special Lim a special one I'll play of.

this video let's see what. happens put on. silent so I think Vlad is driving this. car and this is a fun car looks like a. Rolls-Royce Phantom it's like a a limo. and he's in the thing North Korea is. pretty it really is pretty I you know. I've had enough with the demonizing of. North Korea. I won't stand for that anymore look how. nice these dogs are look how pretty and.

green it is in the. summer no it is what a nice trip look at. those. horses all we hear about is this country. sucks but look at these North Korean. horses this looks. nice this is great by the way we this is. perfect they've got a new military. Alliance how great are we doing huh. pushing all these countries together. getting them all talking again getting.

them to set up formal alliances what a. great move good. moves just. shrewd shrewd foreign policy all around. getting all these countries to start. hanging out again and talking and. chatting and setting up formal military. alliances and guaranteeing each other. military aid and. support it's almost like this thing we.

have. NATO by ramping this thing up we've. gotten the guys over there to start like. doing their own. thing how cool is that how fun is that. it's just cool cuz we want countries. like China and Russia and North Korea. and Iran to set up their own. thing that's why we couldn't have been.

quiet about our goddamn thing we had to. shove it down everyone's throat and. after you've shoved it down everyone's. throat apparently they go you know what. they're having so much fun with that. NATO thing they've got go why don't we. get something. going we could have kept our thing. quiet used it here and there no but we. keep going to keep putting new countries. into it. come on get over. here get in.

here and now we. got Putin and uh jog my memory on this. guy's name Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un. correct have taken a joy ride in a. rollsroyce in a. beautiful green North Korea that looks. gorgeous and stunning. and we're all sitting here sitting on. our.

hands oh it's an orus limousine it's. Russian built looks like a Rolls-Royce. kind of a bootleg Rolls-Royce let's be. honest Putin and Kim took turns driving. in a Russian built orus. limousine. pongyang I like it it looks really nice. there. I love. Landscaping like when it's done.

well and they're talking and hanging. out only good things only good things. are coming when I see these two guys. driving around backs slapping having fun. I think to myself only good things are. on their way what bad could come of. this thank you everyone for listening we. taped the fun special at the store the. other night and it will be out somewhere. uh probably in the fall and um it was.

very exciting we're not really on the. road right now we have one more date. which is Nashville uh 29th of June and. then it's the Rhyman Auditorium a couple. of days before the election is that the. election November 2nd uh I thought it. was right I well anyway November 2nd. will be in dis Plains Illinois at a. something Convention Center Casino let. me. okay so three days before the election. we'll be just go back to that we'll be. at the Event Center at Rivers Casino dis.

Plains Illinois November 2nd 20247. p.m. um so there's. that there's that folks if you want to. get involved Tim Dillan comedy.com if. you want to buy tickets Tim Dylan show. on YouTube and. patreon and we will see you very soon. soon and we thank you.