Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show uh great to be here fun show. last night in San Antonio we had to come. back here to California uh to do a. podcast and we're leaving immediately to. Dallas um uh with the good people of. Titan Aviation uh who have been helping. us out and I appreciate that I have been. flying private uh recently and I am sort. of developing a problem I I don't and. here's the thing and I know this is.

seems you know many of you have not had. the experience of flying in a private. plane and that's not my. fault to be honest it's not my fault. it's not you know what I mean you have. things I don't have okay families all. that good stuff right they're always. nice right they always work out but I'm. a proponent of family I am even in the. instance when uh you know your kids are. running around Arizona killing others I. still think I still think a family is.

good even when you're doing drugs. together M but I've been flying private. uh my jet broker Dirk takes care of us. um but you know I'm learning lessons. about PT you cannot engage these people. in conversation they will never ever. stop Pilots will never first of all a. friend of mine brought up a good point. they are the truck drivers of the sky no. one cares about what P when they talk. when you're sitting in the plane and. they go to speak you roll your eyes you.

can barely hear them they try to make. like a joke you go the only time you. ever want to hear from a pilot is when. things are getting funky when there's. turbulence when there's weather and they. come on to go hey folks we this will be. about another five minutes everything's. fine that's the only thing you ever want. to hear from a pilot or if you've been. sitting in a commercial flight and. you're on the tarmac and you're ready to. go and they go hey guys just a couple of. routine safety checks we're all clear. we're uh we're getting out of here you.

know the hold at Logan has been lifted. we're we're on our way to Boston that's. the only time you want to hear but in. the private thing they're right there so. occasionally you make the. mistake of engaging them and I mean. number one they get out of the. seat one of them gets out of the seat. and comes back and starts asking you. what it's like to be a. comedian one of them last night I swear. one of them is out of the seat for a.

half hour just talking to us the other. one could have been dead could have had. a stroke and no one would have known. he's in the back of the plane he's a. nice. guy and he's chatting and then he like. tells I'm not trying to I'm not ratting. I'll never say who this is by the way um. but then he goes hey because you guys. like Aviation so much which I I don't. even know that I do I don't know that I. do I asked a few questions about it I.

guess most people and this is why rich. people become pieces of [ __ ] by the way. this is how it happens because you have. enough of these experiences and then you. just start giving people the cold. shoulder or or saying hey hey hey man. yeah I I don't I don't care but I'm. trying to Fain enthusiasm for well what. is the what is the visual approach what. how does that work and I do think it's. cool I think flying's cool so I ask a. few questions I mean 25 minutes and then.

he goes do be then he he goes up there. he comes back again and goes because you. like Aviation so much does anyone want. to go up. [Laughter]. front I'm like what so I'm with a couple. of my idiot friends who are tinier or. smaller than me I'm like I'm not going. up front I don't want to go up front I. don't like Aviation that much I don't. want to go up front I don't want my. friends are up there taking photos one.

of my friends hops in the seat and he's. sitting in the seat of the jet which is. by the way they encourage this these. pilots in my idiot friend is in the. seat and then they're like do you want. to sit in the seat I go I can't fit in. the seat and I'm not going to be killed. by my own fat 38,000 feet in the. sky like my fat hits a button and we're. dead now.

and they have I they have to explain. that how mortifying that is well he died. because he was fat was it a heart attack. no he was taking a private plane from. San Antonio late at night he got in the. he got in the co-pilot seat in the. cockpit his gut touched a button and. shut the Hydraulics off and now we're. all. dead I mean what I was insane as that. can you imagine the humiliation.

of that type of death we're in a death. spiral cuz I shut the engines. off with my. ass I'm telling you it's was. crazy but now I've learned now I just. you don't you can't speak to them if. they say anything I'm GNA learn a few. lines of another language to just say. you know what I mean like a little. Norwegian to just you.

know I mean it was it was it was it was. wild we like we love our people that. always hook us up and treat us well but. it's like do you want to come up front. I'm like what what that's not allowed. that can't be allowed that's Pro there's. no way that's allowed maybe it is. allowed but I do love a private flight I. do I love the little FBO which is the. little private airport there's something. nice about it jet people there's. something nice about the people that. take Jets to a Jackson Hole uh we met.

that lovely older woman who was taking a. jet going to Jackson Hole to see a a. hockey tournament or a hockey tournament. in Jackson Hole and she was just taking. a jet you know just a lovely old woman. lovely old kind of you know fun Trump. mom you know getting on that plane. everyone is talking about the Border. this is all I hear about now in the news. is the border and all I can say is well.

first of all my initial thought is don't. go this is my initial thought like who. are these people going to the Border all. the time like why are you going like. I've never even been I gotta be honest. with you I don't even know where it is. like I don't even know where it is I. know that Doug Stan hope lives near it. and the closest I've ever got was Doug. Stan Hope's house I have never gone to. the Border I don't know where it. is what's the big deal but now I've read. about it there actually people that live.

there there are like towns on the border. MH of Mexico and the United States of. America there are Caravans of migrants. large groups of people coming through. the Mexican border some of them coming. from South America Central. America and there's instability in some. regions there specifically Ecuador right. they're popping off in Ecuador so. there's only going to be. more if you want to call them. refugees I don't know if they are. refugees but some of them are some of it.

is economic migration where people are. coming to make a living to make. money um but we don't have a border. really now we have this area where. people. are coming and there's nothing to be. done so now the federal government which. is our President Joe. Biden uh and is in a war he's locked in. a war with the state government of. Texas and I got to say I probably.

support Texas here I don't know. what I don't know what the war is I. imagine the war is the Biden. Administration uh is is is is. tying Texas's hands they're they're not. able. to enforce the. law and because they're saying federal. law supersedes state law and they're. saying. that cuz Texas if you remember is is.

sending out um people on Horseback with. whips to kind of wrangle you know which. by by the way is their culture that is. what they do that is what they do this. isn't like you know what I mean like. that is what they do like I know we. think the culture of Texas is supposed. to be like Apple's AI division moving to. Austin look at we got a green juice no. they're they're they rope Mexicans down. there with a horse and a [ __ ] whip.

that's what they do that's why they're a. state they're not a state because Elon. Musk moved Tesla to Texas they're not a. state because my good friend Joe Rogan. has a comedy club there they are a state. because when when when things get going. they send out people on Horseback to. whip the Mexican and some of them are. Mexican some there are more Latinos in. Texas than there are whites. there's a lot of Latino cow Mexican.

Cowboys. wrangling other types of Latinos. Mexicans and Central Americans and it. that is not my business nor should it be. yours it seems like it's it's a it's a. cultural thing that isn't you know it. looks it looks on the outside it doesn't. look great the Optics are bad because no. one resp respects the Western way of.

life anymore you understand like no one. respects the you know what I mean the. shoe leather kind of just you know like. getting the boots on getting on the. horse people don't rope and ride the way. they used to people don't but these are. people that are enforcing the law in the. way it has been enforced. forever whipping and. wrangling and this is what's going on in. Texas you have people out.

there because the people are coming in. illegally and they are breaking a law. listen whether you like it or not that's. what's happening and then the sheriff's. in Texas or the border patrol I don't. know who these people are I don't know. who it is Walker Texas Ranger I don't. know but they're they're Rangers these. are real live Texas law enforcement and. they're on. Horseback and they're and they're doing.

what they do MH and it looks. terrible to people that are living like. people in New York City they read the. New York Times They open it they I so my. do you see what they're doing in. Texas they're whipping the Mexicans in. Texas that are coming over the Border. but this is just the way that they they. number one they operate on Horseback. they. do now the thing that they're using that.

um what is it it's a what is it what are. they doing there with that it's a whip. isn't it but is it isn't it doesn't it. serve another purpose as. well I. heard this is what they're saying right. now get some of these photos up because. it doesn't look great I think they're. lassoing the migrant I don't think. they're whipping them they're doing a. lasso which which is not easy that is a.

difficult thing to do they're on. Horseback now remember the migrants are. not just waiting to be lassoed they're. running they're running around and you. are on. Horseback with the lasso and it's got to. be big because M much like a cartoon you. are lassoing lots of people it's not. just one person occasionally you lass of. one person you or there's maybe a little. baby goes your little [ __ ] get them.

you know get a little toddler runs away. from the group you go boom and that's. easier but if you're going to do a big. lasso you know it's like um it's not. easy it's not easy it's difficult. and this is their. culture what is this the Rio Grand the. people are coming out of the Rio Grand. uh yes these and these are they were. using the Reigns The Reigns of the horse.

yes as they were they're let loosening. them out and then I guess and then. whipping the migrant that's what it. looked like yeah but they're saying that. they weren't whipping the mark but. listen how else and I'm not saying that. we should whip. people. but there's got to be some enforcement. of the. border and it is. Texas you get what I mean.

yeah I don't know what they can do. they're on a horse they could pull out a. gun and shoot the people no one would. like that no one's going to be happy. with that YouTube's not even happy I. just said it I guarantee you they're not. even happy with that these freaks in. Venice aren't even happy with that that. I said it but I'm not but what would. they do they're on a horse what are they. going to do if the people are coming.

now there's people that go you you must. welcome like the Humane thing to do and. there's an argument about to do it's a. Humane thing to do with say come welcome. here you are you this is your new. home now the problem with that is that. they don't have the resources to do that. all of these states they don't and the. federal government has made a mess of. providing resources for these people. when they come here in New York City.

they're sitting on the street the mayor. of New York's like we we don't have the. room the space the money we don't have. the. resources so I know everybody wants to. say that like these yeah dozens of. migrants are sleeping at Logan Airport. in. Boston there there isn't there aren't. resources to deal with this crisis right. now and. obviously these are human beings this is. you know this is a this is a human.

tragedy they're not like political. pawns we obviously are funny about the. whole situation that's what we do but. they are human being. but that being. said there has to be. some. process by which people come into this. country this is the reason Trump won his. first election this is the reason he. might win his second election because.

everybody knows that if you're rich. you're not affected by any you're not. affected by anything you're not affected. by anything Rich PE I've only been Rich. for a few years I was broke my entire. life my family was lower middle class. they SC they they scratched and clawed. to get things my mother died in a public. hospital and my father my father has a. it's fine the home frankly it's fine. it's nothing to be they have a water.

view I like it it's not terrible uh it's. fine it's fine now and I it's fine now. so what I'm saying is that when you are. rich what I've have noticed as someone. who's had has a little bit of money is. we're I'm really not affect like I'm not. affected by this I don't have kids in. school I don't have to deal with like my. my. kid uh broke his leg playing soccer and. now we're not and ER that's crowded it's.

crazy and there's I'm not affected by. this okay I'm not losing out on work it. actually only helps me as it does many. rich people that can just you know get. they get low wage labor they uh are able. to hire landscapers people come do their. nails people can come and uh do work on. their home uh they can have homes built. very quickly and cheaply by by people. that are not being paid American wages.

to do it so the benefits to the rich of. immigration are a. ton it is actually the middle class and. the lower class that bear the brunt of. the negative impacts of. immigration those are the people who are. more likely to deal with some of the. negative they have increased competition. for work uh the state and local. resources are being drained by just too. many.

people um they are dealing with uh you. know crowded hospitals crowded Schools. they're potentially dealing with a an. uptick in crime not to say that all the. immigrants are criminals but there are. people that come to this country they. don't have skills and some of those. people inevitably are going to have to. make money have to make some type of. living um illegally like many of our own. citizens make a living. illegally so. you know it's it's just a situation.

where this is the biggest issue by the. way we we covered on the patreon the. Oregon drug stuff which is also funny. too that's also one of the biggest I. believe the biggest issue issue of the. next 50 years on planet Earth besides. climate change and by the way every. prediction I've ever made I've been. correct let's be honest the biggest. issue is going to be the mass migration. of people from one area to another that.

could be due to political instability. economic conditions climate change this. is the all the political upheaval in. Europe and America is all directly. related to this singular issue that. countries cannot take an unending. stream of immigrants without some type. of. backlash from the citizens that live in. those countries this is a fact people. tend to like their countries they tend.

to like the way things are that doesn't. make them racist doesn't make them Nazis. they just like familiarity they like. tradition they like things the way they. are so the United States has already. taken in over 100 million immigrants in. the last you know 100 years there's no. other country that's absorbed more. people from more different cultures than. the United States of America but we have. a lot of problems everyone knows it. we've got wealth inequality okay we've. got a small you know a concentration of.

wealth in smaller and smaller hands we. have uh Automation and AI disrupting. work we have uh a tremendous amount of. debt uh from from Full hearty Wars we. shouldn't have fought um we're. maintaining a very expensive Empire all. around the world you know at at a. certain point you have to wonder about. the amount of people that you can just. bring in this is just a fact this is not. I love. different cultures I come from New York.

City I don't care I don't want to live. uh in a white ethn state it has no. appeal to me I don't care you know I. think though that you have to do it in a. way that makes people you know. like. understand the cost benefit analysis of. of of what's Happening you have you know. people need to understand the cost. benefit of it they have to go yes there.

are some potential negatives here are. the positives that's why it shouldn't be. an emotional issue it should just be an. issue where it's like you know boomers. are going to retire this is real the. boomers are going to retire now they. don't want to they don't want to and we. have some articles we'll talk about. later in the show where the Boomers. actually don't want the world to. continue a friend of mine sent me this. border thing this is so hilarious over. in Instagram and was basically like what.

a and the she sent me this article like. are we going to have a civil war and she. goes what an exciting time to be. alive they are giddy at the prospect of. the entire American experiment failing. and the uh civilization going dark. boomers are bullant at the they are. sitting around pubs and Casual. restaurants and they're sitting at. country clubs and they are actually very. excited about the prospect of.

civilization crumbling because they are. at the end of their life the Boomers. never wanted their children to have. better lives than they did ever the. Boomers were threatened by their. children the Boomers viewed their. children as obstacles to their own. success and. fulfillment this is all in the book. coming out I know you don't think it's. coming out I don't care what you think. it's coming out it'll be there in the. summer you read it on a beach but this. is all true and the more I observe these. Boomer which I have for my entire life.

and I'm really keying in on it. now what I'm noticing is that they're. kind of a death cult the boomers are a. death cult in the way that radical Islam. is a death. cult radical Islam doesn't really have. an interest in anybody existing that. isn't a a devotee of the of what they. think and what they believe Boomers did. the exact same way they are ready to.

usher in the apocalypse and they're. doing it gleefully they're holding on. all the houses and all the money you. know we have an article here. 80% of the stock market. 80% of the stock market is owned by. elderly people. Boomers they can sell it and trigger a. downturn here we go your grandma. is a downside risk to the stock market.

how more old people owning equities. could exacerbate a downt the boomers are. holding the American economy. hostage they're holding it hostage and. they can at any. time flood the market by selling all. their stock taking all the. cash now many people go well they're. going to take it from medical. emergencies and they're going to they're. going to take the cash. and whatever they're going to do with it.

okay they're going to like fund some. nightmarish thing it's like pinky in the. brain with these people like they're. going to take the cash out of the stock. market so they can build a laser to zap. the world the way that they are going on. now refusing to sell these mcmansions. they will not downsize they will not. give up their jobs Biden will not step. aside he's 80 80 he's an octogenarian. he's elderly he doesn't he's he's.

foaming at the mouth he's got dementia. and and he will not step aside who that. [ __ ] that just died in office was it. Feinstein they die in office now these. senators and Cong one article I read one. of the Pentagon by the way prepare to. report this is good true the Pentagon is. prepared to report now one of the. threats they talk about bio weapons. they're talking about covid uh it's on. drudge this is a new thing they wrote. about how like you know here's the.

threat uh threats that we. anticipate okay here are the threats. that we anticipate coming one of the. threats okay is this is great A new. study by the office of the Secretary of. Defense provides a unique window into. the views of military planners and how. they see future forms of. warfare so now we know covid we go da d. d da we got Co so here if you go up so I. love this.

okay. additionally listen to this okay. Additionally the author's caution. against the possibility of government. employees replacing their natural ey. lenses with artificial ones containing. tiny cameras connected to micro storage. devices the small cameras could collect. classified intelligence and leak it to. foreign adversaries okay now the reason. that they're worried about this by the. way come up go up a little a little bit. here they're talking about in another.

intriguing scenario seemingly inspired. by the decline of Senator Diane. Feinstein and this time set in a more. distant future the report suggests that. elderly Congressional leaders desperate. to retain power this is everything I've. ever said it's in the this report that. the Pentagon has now just come out the. Pentagon is saying the biggest threat. to the body politic to the survival of.

our country is not climate change it's. not for all its other issues immigration. it is Boomers Boomers will. not relinquish power listen to this is. actually really fascinating in another. intriguing scenario seemingly inspired. by the decline of Senator Diane. Feinstein and this time set in a more. distant future and by the way they mean. like 5 years from now the report. suggests that elderly Congressional. leaders desperate to retain power.

secretly install state-of-the-art brain. computer interface. devices these devices commonly used. among wealthy senior citizens in the. scenario initially helped the Senators. regain mobility and speech after years. of clear cognitive decline this by the. way is the wildest report I have read in. a long time I read these things so you. don't have to I sift through them I work. hard to take these private planes you. don't think I do many of you don't think. I do but I'm all the time reading these.

things and it's not just something I've. read six seconds before I talk about it. I peruse I go over and over and over and. over all these things I travel the world. talking to people I do interviews with. people migrants terrorists Gilbert goons. I'm all over the world I'm over the. world I'm not walking around Beverly. Hills looking houses I can't afford I'm. in Yemen I'm in Yemen with the yen. and I say look at you you starving Yemen.

and I give them a little uh you know. little. biscuit these devices commonly used. among wealthy senior citizens in this. scenario helped the Senators regain. mobility and speech after years of clear. cognitive decline however when the brain. implants malfunction causing erratic and. belligerent Behavior foreign allies. begin to distance themselves from the US. damaging National Security number one is. this already happening number one number. one thank you Pentagon but by the way. are you trying to tell us something this.

is literally the report where someone. keeps giving you gum they're like do you. want gum you sure you don't want any gum. no no no it's not your breath you just. look good chewing gum you want a. mint uh the fact that they would leak a. report like this that they would write a. report like this where they go hey our. biggest threat is old people that will. not give up their jobs old Boomers who. will not give up power so much so that. these conversations have been had this.

is not new do you know for this to be. written you know for a fact somebody has. suggested putting a chip in Biden's head. that would allow him to walk out on the. debates throwing footballs Shadow Boxing. like they want that guy to have some. level of cognitive ability that. convinces people he can run the country. so the fact that they're coming out and. going this is actually a threat this is. actually something it's a genuine threat. that these people are so power hungry.

that they don't want to leave they don't. want to leave they will not leave they. will not retire they will not go sit by. a beach they're not built to do that. they are built only to destroy and if. they can't they get very upset so much. so that they will put chips in their. head that will allow them to walk. around appearing to be normal after. years of cognitive CLI so in this. scenario Biden just walks out on the.

stage with the pep of Gavin Nome or a. younger guy and you just have to go ah. good for him good for him good for him. wow he really turned it. around they're basically almost leaking. maybe what'll happen in the debate if he. walks out in the debate and he looks. like a. 40-year-old like in the way that he's. talking and speaking know that it's the. I though is going to be a cocktail of. drugs I thought it was going to be fizer. I thought it was going to be madna or.

whatever uh you know uh whatever. pharmaceutical company MC I thought they. were going to whip up a concoction but. the pentagon's going no it's going to be. a chip in their head that's the way that. this is going to work. so you're also going to have to contend. with this as you could all you're going. to have to force old p and this is going. to be unfortunate. now here's why. disconnects to the immigrants the. Boomers were supposed to retire and.

immigrants were supposed to come in and. work in the health care field because. nobody wants to deal with dying Boomers. in in uh hospitals it's a horrible idea. no person in this country that has any. option wants to wipe the ass of a boomer. who's dying and complaining in a like a. state run facility which is where many. of them will be many of these boomers. are going to be exped Hing and they're. going to hang on to the dear life you. know they're going to be nasty you know.

how there's going to be uh you know how. there's you elder abuse in these nursing. homes this is going to be the first time. it's Justified where you don't feel bad. for them at all you know what I mean. where just some some Spanish chicks. going to just punch This Woman This old. lady in a face and you're gonna you're. gonna be like well you know this was you. know there the the Boomer going to be in. these hospitals right calling these. people the. nword [ __ ] themselves complaining. about the food uh complaining about.

their children because their children. are going to put them there and we're. this is why immigrants were kind of. coming in because we were going to let. these poor people that are getting. chased around Ecuador right now by. Gorilla gangs we were going to bring. them into our country and say wipe that. Boomer's ass uh because none of us want. to. that's that's kind of what's going to. happen but these Boomers by the way are. like they're refusing to even they won't. even it's not even happen happening yet. now eventually it will because they'll.

physically decline there's an. inevitability to that but that's what I. mean about immigration it's like it. can't just be it's not all or nothing. it's not like we need no immigrants or. we need all of the immigrants all the. time every hour on the hour here they. come and it's it's it's it's it's a it's. a case by case you got to look at the. world and go so but but we do we will. need some we have a lot we have a lot. right now we'll probably need some as. the Boomers in Mass start to physically.

Decline and cuz the. Boomers you know are are how many of. them are there by the way this is. something that we should talk in actual. statistics here because I'm proposing. Solutions a lot of people listen to the. show very. influential there are 76 million Boomers. this is the way you have to sell. immigration to the country because I do. believe we need some of it we don't need. all of it and we don't not in the way we. have it but now you have to sell. immigration to the country like this you.

go there's 80 million people okay about. 76 million baby boomers living in the US. today they're all in their 60s but. primarily. 70s and they're all maybe it's early 70s. a lot of them they're all beginning to. slow down they're getting. crazier they're becoming threats to the. public Public Health the ones that have. positions of power will not relinquish.

them we will need immigrants to you know. ideally put these people in these little. prisons we're going to have to drag them. out of their homes and put them in these. little prisons that's really the only. way these we're going to call them. Health Facilities but make no mistake. they will be prisons and we're going to. have to commit in Mass tens of millions. of Boomers against their will into. prisons run by illegal immigrant. Hondurans that are going to have to.

because they have all the jails in the. Latin America they know how to do it. they know how to run a prison these. people they do who knows how to run a. prison the Dutch the Latin Americans. know how to run a prison they know. there's a certain amount of corruption. that's needed and whatever but boomers. are going to have to be committed. against their will their property is. going to have to be confiscated okay uh. it's going to have to be kind of. chairman Ma it's no it's not yours. anymore Mom it's not yours we're going.

to have to take houses from them by. force confiscate their property. confiscate their land commit them. against their will in a. statun health. facilities health facilities and the. reason this must be done is because if. it is not done these people will figure. out a Pinky and the Brain style way to. destroy our world they will crash the.

stock market they will do some I don't. know what it is I I haven't had that. Vision yet I haven't taken the iasa. needed to have the vision maybe someone. will show me in a dream how the Boomers. will do but they will do it and this is. why every article now is like the. Pentagon the Pentagon going watch them. watch them we don't know what to do. I've been talking to them and I've been.

seeing. um I've been seeing their attitudes you. know young people or middle-aged people. are kind of nervous and worried about. this upcoming year because they think. you know that things could unspool in a. way that wouldn't be but boomers are. kind of Giddy and happy they're at. they're enjoying this they like it they. like they were responded to Nikki H. Nikki Haley came out and goes hey I'm. like a boring Republican I'm kind of.

what you guys grew up with and they were. like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you get out of here. you stupid [ __ ] we don't want. you and in the same way the Boomers on. the other side because Boomers they're. apolitical there are boomers that love. Biden and hate Trump and there are. boomers that hate Biden and love Trump. it's not a political movement and. they're the same people and they don't. even care politics is the only sport. they have left it's the only one that.

they uh care. about um there's too many minorities in. the other sports for them to get really. uh invested in it but the the the thing. is it's not a political movement they. don't care the ones on the left and the. ones on the right only want to win at. the expense of all else including they. would they would gladly stand by for the. destruction of the country to be. right they just want to be right they.

would gladly stand by for you know there. are these great. like episodes things that. where I can't even recall what they are. but I've seen this type of plot device. used in many uh artistic. depictions uh of things where someone's. offered immortality for something and. they go no I don't want immortality. I don't want it I don't like the cost.

you go you can live forever but it's. like that the fouyan bargain that thing. of like hey you can live forever you. know being a. vampire you could live forever you can't. go out in the. day you can only go out at. night and you got to suck uh people's. blood but here's the good news you'll be. around. forever that's kind of what we're. dealing with here we're dealing with. with a group of people that doesn't.

care what happens to anyone else they. don't care what happens to anyone that. is why the Pentagon the Pentagon is is. regarding the selfishness of that. generation as a national security threat. as an actual national security. threat it's it's really. amazing and unfortunate Taco Bell prices. and this is another thing we should. remind people that things steadily get.

more expensive that's why it's best to. own assets this is not a financial. advice show. now $20 a Taco Bell buys you a lot less. now than it would have when we all fell. in love with Taco Bell in the early. alts now play this lovely woman this. woman here is is reminding us of what we. had sometimes in America you must look. at what you had and lost and this woman.

has the courage to remind us because in. the great golden age of fast food in the. late 90s and the early 2000s when we. were comforting ourselves in the grilled. stuff burrito while watching our fellow. citizens jump out of Windows on. [Laughter]. 911 we were eating the. Wendy's monter r chicken sandwich bacon. in the ranch dressing in a gold wrapper.

with monter Jack cheese eating it as we. watch cigarette smoking girl put uh. young mostly innocent uh Arabs on. leashes and walked them around Abu grabe. and we were uncomfortable with that but. we only took comfort in the Monterey. ranch chicken sandwich or the um honey. barbecue chicken wing from KFC that they. don't really even have anymore the Great. great bone honey barbecue chicken wing. we would eat that okay while we would.

watch uh many of our fellow citizens. lose their. houses so this woman is reminding us. of time's gone by I just found a taco. barell receipt from. 2012 two beafy 5 L burritos total. 259. 259 can you even get anything from Taco. Bell for 259 anymore like one.

item where we go. wrong what's great about. this we will never get mad at the poison. in the food never I'm never mad at it. Bill Burr is some people are I'm never. met I should be but we never seem to get. an like no one cared remember the whole. Monsanto thing no one cared it was like. a couple of riched white [ __ ] from. the Malibu it was like Robert.

RFK and his crew were mad about it and. like you know I respect him but it never. galvanized any public support like no. one cared no there was a couple of. people in the Pacific Palisades that. were like this is sick but nobody cared. the rage is always at the price of the. poison it's never at the actual the rage. is always at how much it costs to die. people just want to Die For Less that's.

really what it comes down to Just Kill. Me For Less I know you're killing me I'm. pulling in to a building that is. illuminated with light it's 1 o'clock in. the. morning I should be in bed hours ago but. I'm here and there's other people here. and we're on a line to be handed. burritos through a window so we can eat. them we know you're killing.

us just do it for. Less how much do you have to pay in this. country to get cancer how much that's a. real question how much do you have to. pay in this country to destroy the. bacteria in your gut biome can't you. just pay because she said it she goes. where do we go wrong you used to be able. to get two beefy five layer burritos get. up the nutritional information on the. beefy five layer burrito we used to be.

able to get two of them for $259 259 you. you were able to eat not only one but. two beefy five layer burritos. okay it has 18 grams of fat it's a 500. calorie item so two of them would be a. th000. calories 70 carbs about 60 net carbs 18. grams of fat 18 grams of protein 490. calories now with this obscure yours of. course is that none of the food in it is. real this makes it sound a bit better.

than it is but it's actually plastic and. Taco Bells like grade D meat and it's. lovely it tastes great but it's D meat. meaning I don't think it's from any. specific animal really it's just. whatever they got it's whatever they got. it's up in Sinclair the jungle old mck. raking meat factory just whatever they. got you know if they came out with that. book today no one would. care. MH they're lying Taco Bellos we use 100%. SDA premium beef that's a lie that's a. lie 12%.

seasonings okay but here's the deal. Upton Sinclair wrote a book about how. disgusting the meat packing industry was. uh in the early days of this country um. and it was it was like a he was a. muckraking. journalist and I believe that that was. the title right the jungle yeah and it. was about I mean it was like swe Todd in. there people's fingers were in the meat. people's earlobes it was disgusting I.

mean so the jungle led to us food safety. reforms because as you look at this. photo these are like Christmas elves. these little kids and they're just. making sausages out of whatever they. found if there was a dog on the floor he. went into the sausage everything was in. a sausage in the early days of this. country and up Sinclair wrote that book. now if you wrote a book right now do you. know how many books there are about the.

poison that we're eating all the time. walls there are walls of books about how. bad it all is but we all lack like no. one care I and I don't care so I'm not. judging anyone for not caring I'm just. saying no one cares no people kind of. laugh it off people go yeah no one cares. and it's funny it's just it's just. that's kind of a brilliant point point. the woman just goes used to be able to. get two of these used to be able to eat.

a thousand calories in five minutes mhm. for under $3 under $3 half the day's. calories of garbage poison food for $3. you know be it's it is a good. deal in America you accept that every. corporations kind of trying to kill you. you accept. that the corporations are dumping poison. in the rivers and the lakes where you. live they're putting bad [ __ ] into the. atmosphere they're poisoning the water.

they're poisoning the food uh they're. coming up with uh different ways uh for. you to die doing different things and. you kind of accept that you kind of just. want a good deal you kind of want a good. deal we accept the moral compromises you. have to make to be rich and we're all. prepared to make them that's why we. accept it we're all prepared to kind of. make the moral compromises you need to. make to be right nobody in this country.

is not wealthy because they're too good. of a person that's that is not happening. here there are other countries where. that probably plays into it that is a. factor nobody in America is not rich. because they're too moral they might be. too dumb they might have had a bad break. there might be a tiny small infinim. percentage of the. population that is not doing well. because they are too moral or they uh.

are are are too good and they've you. know they chose to care for their sick. mother whatever but not none of the. Boomers I'll say none of them um we're. all kind of prep you we kind of prepare. you early on to get ready to make some. moral compromises in the world that's. what we prepare you to do early on in. this country that's what that's part of. the ethos of this country that's what we. do the whole thing's kind of that so.

yeah we know you're poisoning us and. because we would poison us too we would. do it like we get it we get it if I had. that I'd poison P like and that's how. you're. raised in this C you're raised in this. country to believe that if you work hard. and you do the right thing eventually. you're going to be able to do the wrong. thing that's the that's really what it.

comes out to if you work hard enough you. can kill people you can kill people too. and you could live in a gated community. in Gilbert Arizona you can fight you can. work hard but there's just. no there's no rage at the at the. poisoning of our food or our water. assist there's just not a lot of it. there's there's not a lot of rate it's. it's a hard thing to get upset about. because it's you know that's the other.

thing it's like you know what people. really get upset about people really get. upset about like like uh the money they. pay to change their. flight they hate that they go it's. $500 and then they'll tell you they'll. brag to you that they actually were able. to do his flight change for. $75 they beat Delta the least. interesting people in the world are. constantly talking about how they beat.

an airline and they were they only had. to pay. $75 the least interesting most banal. people on Earth are only concerned with. telling you how they beat a corporation. out of a little bit of money and they. feel like a winner they feel like a. winner so that's really what it come. it's just an economic analysis across. the board of most things it's not. quality of life it's not longevity or. whatever it's like I beat the I beat.

them I beat them there was an extra. mozzarella stick in this I. won I won I had a friend who was telling. I two people sing in my house one of my. friends was telling the other this guy. didn't even know him my friend's little. brother say me this guy's going uh let. me tell you about the flight. change my friends little brother's going. what. he's going well they want the new flight. would be $500 but I can change it for 75.

and he's showing him the app and. everything my friend's little brother's. like who is this weirdo get away from. me but that's what rils people up not. knowing they've been poisoned they don't. care they don't care I will I don't. care I if I was sitting at a restaurant. and they go and somebody comes up to me. go you know all this is poison right I. go yeah yeah yeah what are you going to. do start a. farm are you going to start.

farming what are you going to. do build a water treatment facility what. is the option you know especially if. you're broke what would the option be. how do you fight back against the PO I. mean you could not eat or you could not. eat crap which is good you could do your. best and you could do a lot better. obviously the extreme examples are like. you could cut out the fast. food but it's so godamn they're so good.

at marketing that. [ __ ] they're so good at marketing that. [ __ ] my godson came to my house now he's. Chinese he can't be polluted with this. the Chinese run on a different thing. than the. others they do there there's an. efficiency see there it's it's different. Chinese people cannot be made in into.

fatty Bo Bates it's not good it won't. work everyone has a different thing. okay my godson comes to my house in the. Hamptons The Hamptons has fresh. vegetables fresh bread fresh butter. fresh eggs they have Farms on the North. Fork of Long Island the mother the. mother Postmates him chicken. nuggets he's 2 years old he's eating. post-m chicken. nuggets in New Hampton I go let's make.

him a grilled cheese or something but. he's already addicted to the PO he's. postm he goes nuggets and I'm like no no. no no no he's. Chinese this won't work this this won't. do he needs bok choy. broth truly you know that's what he need. he's to be given broth bone broth bok. choy different. vegetables you know and and yes he like. yes every now and then he can step into.

the American genre of. food but there's something I'm sorry I'm. gonna get a lot of flak for saying this. and a lot of people are going to be. upset about. me I know that we drop bombs on Japan I. know that we've raped and pillaged the. third world I know that the CIA has. backed coups all over the world I know. that we've done all this bad stuff to me. the most offensive thing we've ever done.

is when I see a really fat. asian when I see a really fat asian I go. what have we done have we no decency. will we never stop when I see a real. supremely fat I don't mean chubby we all. like a chubby Asian a chubby Asian is. great but an American style fat asian. where you're worried about Mobility. when I see an Asian of that girth I am I.

am I shudder with the horror of what. we've done no I do I shudder because I. go it's crazy the crazy billionaire. daughter at the LA Times is losing her. mind and destroying the paper which is. what the the children of billionaires. tend to. do a lot of people that have successful. parents never get out of the shadow of. that this is true and they're unable to. do it LA Times billionaire owner and his. family ignited tuger War over paper's.

Future. Okay so the billionaire owner is Patrick. Sun xang Patrick Sun Shang his daughter. and the outlets leadership are being. drawn. uh as top editor Kevin mirinda calls it. quits fault lines between the. billionaire. owner Patrick Sun Shang his daughter and. the outlets leadership is being are. being drawn over how to run the business. people are upset the LA Times took out a.

thing defending the Hamas right saying. what that they weren't really raping. people what did they say there oh yeah. they know they basically were saying. that it it wasn't as bad as as it. was I'll tell you right now A it's very. interesting. because who's worse a woke Asian or a. fat asian that's an interesting question. or a fat woke Asian a fat woke Asian. might be the worst archetype of person.

on the planet a very fat WC asan they. are because you can't because number one. you have reverence for them you have. reverence for a fat woke Asian when a. fat when I watch any fat woke asan woke. whites I go. out I'll listen to some woke blacks I. will but when a fat woke Asian comes out. there's something spiritual about them. and I listen and and it never makes much.

sense but you still listen but it's. terrifying is this is his daughter fat. no she's she's normal get a photo of her. here car let's get a photo of this woman. I want to know who I hate and. why oh my God she seems annoying she got. the Palestinian flag in her Twitter. handle listen she's allowed to support. Palestine people I don't. care the Asians are trying to pretend. that they that that like they've never.

colonized anything that's not true. that's not true it's like it's this. thing like we're turning Native. Americans into [ __ ] it's like they. were warriors they used to kill each. other all the time and that's why. they're cool sorry they used to kill. each other all the time and that's why. they're cool you can't make them into. [ __ ] you can't they were warriors. proud Warriors you cannot make them into. [ __ ]. okay um I I will not listen to her.

because I want her to be fatter and I. want her to have a cherubic thing I. don't I can't listen to her there's I. it's there is no novelty in a thin woke. Asian give me a fat woke Asian and I. will listen far-left. fat asian and I'm in I'm. in. always you make them trans I'll watch it. for two. hours because it's like a Pokemon it's a. fun Pokemon come to life it's a fun.

Pokemon that's kind of why people watch. me they're like oh he's like some. Pokemon villain these fat wcas are. watching me and they're going you give. me a fat white. supremacist with sunglasses I'll watch. that we're all curious everybody's. curious about everybody else. here I have had so many friends that. have been telling me about Mor in Morgan. and that they have had great experiences. with them they're the largest personal. injury law firm in America and my.

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mean I'm I'm solving. murders in my spare time no really truly. people think I'm just like going out. here and running my mouth but the. reality is I'm. literally solving. murders I'm. literally. making the streets safer for the people. of Arizona a place I don't even.

particularly love and I'm out there. making things better and Pat on my hear. that that's a pat on my back that I'm. not getting from the governor of that. state Katie Hobbs maybe she's in a hair. salon that's where she should be but no. one is called if I were her I would call. me I should get a phone call Mr dyllan. please hold for the governor of Arizona. thank you. thank you for all that you do for the. people of the litter box of my state.

thank you for the hot desert hell dirt. with the from the hell dirt we thank you. Mr Dylan for everything you're. doing because they all these people are. getting popped now these uh kids and. their families and drugs they get popped. the family gets popped for drugs you've. known for two months they already raided. the house call me and tell me I'll tell. you how to get away with this I'm for. sale if these [ __ ] are that. Rich call me I'm for sale I'll help you.

get away with it call I am the most. underutilized resource in the. media I Am for sale I'm going the way of. good now because that's my default no. one's offered nobody sweetened the pot. nobody sweeten the pot you give me a. orange theory Jim you you franchise me. in a c couple of things let's talk I'll. have you all around me rehabilitate your. asses I will have your family on my show.

and we will talk only about. Fitness we'll rehabilitate the whole. family but it doesn't come cheap doesn't. come cheap. okay so if you're interested back. Channel and I will and I will have all. of you on and we will talk about how. great you all are and how you've been. you've been uh waylay by these lies.

about you but get the drugs out of the. house you [ __ ]. idiots are you really you guys really. are goons down there I grew up around. great. criminals really smart conscientious. criminals my mother rented rooms to drug. dealers for years which made number one. being a teenager convenient vent but. they would live in my house and and my. house got raided a few times like cops. would come and PE you know what people.

would do they would remove the. [Music]. drugs I mean isn't that [ __ ]. hard. God. anyway the boomers are going to be more. dangerous than the. goons watch.