Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show uh fresh off the heels of the. first presidential debate of the Season. perhaps the last um not. ideal not ideal performance for Biden um. not the worst by the way I'm in the. minority here when I genuinely watched. it and and I thought it could have been. worse I know that it wasn't great I know. that it was bad.

I know that it was but I've this isn't. new the what's very interesting is that. everybody's acting like this is. something that we've all figured out. today oh my God what happened to him. this guy has not looked alive in two. years he's barely made sense he had a. good State of the. Union um but for the most part he looks. like he's not in his own body.

his skin is wrapped so tightly around. his skull that it's disturbing he's. incredibly advanced in. age his voice is very soft he seems to. be in. hospice you would put a man like this if. you went to visit your grandfather in. hospice and he spoke like this and he. said I love you and I love your family.

that that would make a lot of sense it. would make a lot of sense if a someone. who's about to leave the Earth which I. believe he. is I believe he is I believe he's almost. there unless someone intervenes and gets. this man to uh you know a porch he could. maybe eek out a few more years or maybe. that's when he really dies maybe you. know but it it's never been great he's a. very old very conf confused man he's had.

a rough life he's had a rough life one. of his kids died of brain cancer because. he spent too much time near a burn pit. which I don't even know what that is but. that's something in Iraq or I don't know. what happened it's sad this is all sad. his first wife died because someone hit. her with a car right she was in a car it. was a car accident and then one of his. sons died uh because he got brain cancer.

cuz he was in a burn pit something I. don't know what it is his other son. who's a crack addict tried to [ __ ] or. did [ __ ] that other son's wife burn pit. brain cancer son's wife got [ __ ] by. the one who smokes. crack he's had a rough go of. it he was just you know this is a guy. who's had his rise to PR he's from he's. a senator from Delaware and it sounds. like I'm doing an obituary here but I am.

he was a senator from Delaware the most. corrupt state when I was [ __ ] and I. had no money in the beginning of Comedy. I got a credit card from gold key credit. okay and I went out and I tried to use. it and it had a $250 limit and they. failed to mention that the activation. fee was like $200 something dollars so I. tried to use it the first time and it. got. denied and I was like what wait a minute. I just got this card and and then I.

looked and it said yeah but the. activation fee of that card is $200 so. you have nothing left on the [ __ ]. card the companies that do that to. people people that are eating in a mall. eating a uh you know something uh. tasty high in uh sugar drinking an. electric Blue Margarita who are about to. have their car. declined all of those companies.

are headquartered in Delaware they are. all criminal Enterprises they all evade. taxes and they all cook. up horrible terms for everyone who has. one of. these. desperation credit cards there's a whole. subprime world of credit for people that. are truly [ __ ] you know it's the. payday loans and all of that stuff all. of that has headquartered in Delaware.

his State there's nothing else going on. in Delaware by the way that's it few. nice places but that's it and he's just. been the senator from Delaware and when. when he had to he got a little. racist when he had to he got out there. he's like we got super Predators we're. throwing him in don't worry about it uh. he said Obama was the first clean. African-American that he'd ever met or. something or the first articulate black. had to run for office again these are. his words.

um but he was kind of a regular Rank and. filed guy who had a you know who was a. Senator was a talented politician he had. a very sad kind of terrible. life uh other than the fact that he was. he didn't seem to want this job and he. was on the edge of not getting it before. they completely sandbag Bernie Sanders. by keeping all these people in the race. and then on the last primary totally. stole kind of Bernie's Thunder and at.

the. end African-American voters older voters. propelled Biden to grab the nomination. and then he became the president but. he's been declining for a long time he's. not you know he has moments of sharpness. it's amazing about the brain even in his. stage of decline I'm not I'm not my. son's not a loser you're a loser there's. moments of Lucidity and sharpness where. you can go on the attack something in.

him is still. alive some there's some light that. hasn't been extinguished and he goes on. the attack and then he goes back in then. he recedes back into himself and he's. confused again it's very interesting to. watch and you could see it is abuse it's. been said before it's not something that. I'm I'm not breaking any news it is for. sure abuse to watch him to watch someone. get. confused and a little almost scared his.

faces cuz he doesn't know where he is. what's going on and then he remembers oh. I'm the president I'm in a debate. Medicare the Border he has a moment it's. lucid and then he goes on the attack and. some of it for a guy in his condition. for a guy that's truly at the end of all. things not just the presidency he's not. just at the end of his political career. he's at the end of all things every. morning is a.

to him every single morning is for a man. at that point that stage of his life the. fact that he can stand at a debate. Podium for any length of. time is. amazing and all of the people that are. freaking out about. this who've who've known about this. who've known every by the way the. Washington Post the New York Times these. are not right-wing things they've all. written articles going he's not really.

present in meetings he's there but he's. not there he's kind of the way he was. you know the other night like he'll pop. up he'll go what Ukraine too much money. and then he goes away again and then. they kind of go where is he where'd he. go where is he they've been leaking [ __ ]. like this for months about I forget the. right we're talking about just. mainstream. Democrat uh. institutions uh mainstream media.

have been leaking for a while that he is. not at his. Prime and then he gets out on stage last. night he certainly fumbles there's. certainly problems and now everybody's. uh ready to throw him in the street and. now the conspiracy is was this. engineered was it designed did the White. House go we're going to put him out I. was just on the Fone with Louis CK and. he made a good point he goes there was a. thing in the early 90s late 80s where a. gay guy would just uh who had AIDS was.

about to die would put makeup on for his. last party you know what I mean and is. that this did the did they Trot him out. to um feed him to the dogs per se did. they did they bring him out to say let's. see what. happens we're gonna make the debate. early we'll make the rules pretty tough. for him he'll come out he'll fall on his.

face or not but he did and then if he. does now we will all run and and go oh. my God this man cannot be president he. seems. confused we I don't. know. now they everyone knew there was nothing. different about this. guy yesterday or the day before or the. day before than the guy that walked on. the debates he had one good speech at.

the State of the Union where he was. still showing signs of being very old. and not getting things but nothing. nothing like this this the format he. couldn't handle it he shouldn't be there. presidents don't do much I can prove it. ours has been dead he's kind of dead and. the country Still's you know I don't. agree with their foreign policy I don't.

agree with a lot of things they're. doing but the dayto day of the country. is not really run by the president it's. run by a lot of different people that's. why you have this guy who's part. partially. deceased and everyone's freaking out. going he can't be the president he. actually can actually anyone can we've. proven that anyone can be the president. if he can be the president you can be. the president and which is I mean it's a. hard horrible thing to say to the people.

of this country I couldn't think of a. worse thing to say is that anyone can. grow up to be president it's just like. follow your dreams or any of that. meaningless horeshit that has completely. bankrupted and destroyed the generation. that I came from meaningless advice. backed by nothing which is what all of. us got meaningless advice backed by. nothing you can be the president but you. kind of can this is the problem once. you've realized that you can be the. president you may want to be the.

president and then that's kind of the. end isn't it that would be the end when. my friend Ryan gets the idea in his head. that he should be the president and he. walks out of uh checking people's ID at. Gold's Gym and begins his political. career we have a real. problem we you you you had to have a. patina of something functioning and when. you destroy that people people know.

they're being lied to people expect it. people were like Trump lied they don't. care they get it he was dishonest the. other night he broke the CNN fact check. no one what is that what even is the CNN. fact Checker I'm sure Trump lied I. guarantee he lied but I don't even know. what the CNN fact Checker is I don't. know if it's a machine is it a group of. people in a room what the [ __ ] is a CNN.

fact Checker I don't know is it AI what. is it is it a I don't know what it is. but everyone kept uh saying that that he. broke the CNN fact. Checker Trump made more than 30 false. claims during CNN's presidential debate. far more than Biden the problem is that. Biden was too confused to. lie that's why he's not going to. win of course Biden didn't make any.

false claims he was barely. present Biden could have hit Trump with. abortion the big vulnerability for the. Republicans is abortion Americans by. their nature are not fundamentalist. religious. Psychopaths they don't want their. four-year-old kid transitioning but they. also don't want an 8-week abortion. ban and if if the Democrats Biden had. hit Trump with that and said and he. tried but he was so confused and out of. it it didn't really land the strongest.

issue was abortion he started talking. about the Lincoln Riley chick who was. killed by an illegal immigrant which. again is a is a is a vulnerability for. the Democrats but the vulnerability for. the Republicans is abortion someone on. that stage and the only one was there. was Biden but whoever it was let's say. it was Gavin. Nome let's say it was Gretchen Whitmer. the woman who faked her own kidnapping. I'm just saying I don't know who it's. going to be which is kind of an fun. archetype of person to be honest a woman. who faked her own kidnapping because she.

so wants so badly to be uh you know paid. attention to but whoever was on that. stage should have said a vote for this. man is a vote for an eight-week abortion. ban which may or may not be true in the. Republicans may or may not have success. passing that however a constitutional. amendment to ban abortion you got to go. with what is. working white women in the suburbs are. swing voters they do not want an. abortion ban they do not want endless.

immigration they do not want defunding. of police they want safe communities. they want schools they don't love. diversity equity and inclusion they. don't love critical race Theory they. don't want gender theory in schools for. the most part however they also do not. want an eight-week abortion ban they. probably don't want the Ten Commandments. in schools I don't think they they they. they are white people who drink wine how. you ever met white people who drink wine.

I know a lot of white people who drink. wine they are not by their nature they. believe not in nothing you know why wine. is nice the weather in Southern. California is nice Pool and Patio types. like a few things their pools and their. patios they don't want people running. through their yard with uh you know uh. abolish the police signs and Eat the. Rich and they also don't want people.

running through their yard with. Charlottesville torches talking about uh. Jews will not replace us they want. another glass of wine that's all they. want those are the only swing voters. people who believe in so little that. they haven't made up their mind yet. women who may go to the grocery store. today but they may not have you ever. heard a woman say that to her you go. well I might go today but I don't know. what could change.

what could change are you going to get. the cold cuts or not well I don't know. we have to see how the way the day. shapes up we have to see the way the day. shapes up I'm a Pool and Patio type wine. drunk Suburban housewife I don't believe. in much I may go get the cold cuts today. I may not you might starve tonight and. you may have food we don't know my life. is meaningless I have nothing except. this decision of whether I'm going to. decide to Brave traffic to get the.

potato salad today but I might get it. tomorrow the barbecue is not till. Saturday those are the types of people. they are trying to reach the country. it's already been decided he might get. some more of the Black and Latino vote. he may get some more of the white vote. there are independent voters that exist. in those demographics but none that are. statistically significant nobody swings. to the left and to the right more than. the wine drunk Suburban soccer mom who. may go to the grocery store today but I.

may not have got things to do you know I. got on the phone with my sister and the. day just got away from me the day got. away from me these are the people you're. going for these are the people you're. they're not fundamentalists they don't. want things to change all that. much that's why the during the last. Trump presidency things were irratic. they were chaotic their families were. fighting. they believed in some of the Maga things.

and they uh but uh again they were like. they didn't want to be bad people their. families came and there were fights at. the de people weren't coming to. Christmas and well then why did they buy. all that China then if people aren't. going to come to Christmas over politics. well then why the hell did they learn. how to cook and how did they entertain. so the thing that these women care about. the most which is entertaining in their. [ __ ] houses is being jeopardized by. how chaotic the entire political.

situation is nobody will come to this. Cris World why the [ __ ] do we live in. Newport Beach if no if we can't show up. your brother and sister from Ohio why. even have this house in Newport Beach. why did I learn how to make rosemary oil. I don't I took fresh Rosemary and I put. it with oil I learned how to make. rosemary oil to make your your wife's. feel like [ __ ] your your brother's wife. feel like [ __ ] cuz she's a public school. teacher and she's beat cancer twice and. who cares I want to show her that I have.

rosemary oil and we have a house in. Newport Beach but they don't want to. come this year they don't want to come. this year because I posted that thing on. Facebook about the Guatemalans and now. they think I'm R it was ripping people. apart so these white women the key to. the country the only swing voter the. people that are present uh you know uh. at uh these Pool and Patio types uh the. people that go to jewelry parties the. people that when they hear o is this a.

is a gated community people like that. those are the swing voters those are the. swing voters those are the only people. that notice when Biden is so bad when. he's babbling when he's foaming at the. mouth when he's basically about to fall. down those are the people that come. alive those are the people you have to. say. listen you're not going to be able to. get an abortion and I'm pro-choice I. think people should get abortions I. think they should allowed to get not. late term not in the you know not at the.

11th hour but I do think that women. should be able to get abortions and most. people in America do most people in. America do I don't think it should be a. I don't think it's a celebrated moral. Victory I don't think it's an. accomplishment in the same way that I. don't view many things as. accomplishments that our culture views. is an I don't think coming out of the. closet really is an accomplishment I. think owning a Bentley is an. accomplishment I don't think sucking a. [ __ ] is an accomplishment it's a nice.

thing to do but it's not necessarily an. accomplishment surviving is an. accomplishment and whatever you have to. do to survive is an accomplishment if. you want me to Pat you on the back you. want me to cheer you on or applaud for. you you got to do something that really. impresses me and it's not sucking a [ __ ]. and it's not getting an abortion I think. you should be able to do both of those. things I don't think they should be the. two Central points of your personality.

but I think they shouldn't be illegal. and most Americans do agree with me in. that sense and so does Trump Donald. Trump is not a fundamentalist Christian. he's Reinventing himself as one because. he needs to in the same way that Putin. will start talking about the Russian. Orthodox Church Putin was a KGB agent. religion was literally banned in the. Soviet Union he's not any you know I. think religion is got a lot of great. things about it um but there are people.

that believe that under no circumstances. whether it is a rape whether it is. incest and at one point in my favorite. part of the debate Joe Biden said do you. have the abortion section where he goes. this is my favorite part of the debate. Biden goes there are a lot of people. right now being raped by their brothers. and sisters and it's just ridiculous and. it's the funniest sentence I've ever. heard anyone say like the idea that by. the way that's happening all the time.

and it's ridiculous let's listen to this. if we have. it look there's so many young women who. have been including a young woman who. just was murdered and he he went to the. funeral where you going and the idea. that she was murdered by a by by an. immigrant coming in they talk about that. but here's the deal there's a lot of. young women are being raped by their by. their in-laws by their by by their. spouses brothers and Sisters by just.

it's it's just ridiculous it goes. there's a lot of young women being raped. by their spouses by their in-laws by. their brothers and sisters and it's just. ridiculous it's just the funniest. comment I've ever heard it was a very. off-handed offside comment there's a lot. of people being raped by their brothers. and sisters and it's just ridiculous. it's like well no if we have an epidemic. of uh brother sister rape it's a lot. more than ridiculous and I would like to. know if that is and by the way I'm not. saying it's not happening. but I I think we had to use another word.

it's like traffic's ridiculous god the. traffic that was ridiculous but if a. brother is impregnating his sister or an. in-law and I know it happens it's but. it's just funny the way this is what I. mean he's lost a thread that was the. opportunity to hit Trump on the abortion. ban stuff that was the opportunity he. could have done it he didn't do. it he did not do it so you so Trump by. the by the way just remained. presidential didn't really go on the.

attack didn't have to didn't shred him. didn't try to you know as as Frank. Underwood as Kevin Spacey said now it's. time to guide him to the Rocks that's. kind of all Trump. did Trump. basically. was pretty diplomatic he did say that. one thing um. Biden was the one kind of taking the low.

blows my son's not a loser you're a. loser you have the morals of an alley. cat which was funny now this is a line. somebody said Trump being like melan was. pregnant let's watch this for doing a. whole range of things of having sex with. a porn star on the night while your wife. was pregnant I mean what what are you. talking. about so he did go after Trump in that. sense but. Trump remained a little presidential by.

just saying hey they're going after me. for political reasons they can't win. they're using the. courts I was just in uh my friend was at. Tiffany's getting something for his wife. and I was just in Tiffany's and la and I. never go I have horrible fashion sense. and most people know that and it's very. kind of you many people have point that. out um but fashion is not a big deal for. me I do not go to Rodeo Drive really I.

just get sunglasses there when I'm there. if I ever go there I get sunglasses and. I was in Tiffany's for the first time. and I was there and I was trying to buy. a a a handbag for uh my house manager. who manages my properties she's a very. difficult woman but that's what makes. her great at her job she is you know. formidable and intense and it is that. intensity that allows her to uh thrive. in her current position so I was going.

to get her a small handbag there I I was. just in there with my friend who was. getting something for his wife I I was. not there and I saw a small handbag and. I I said can I ship this to my house. manager to the woman that is managing. the renovation I have going on a pool. that we hope will be ready by 4th of. July where I have invited my family I I. do think though I got an invite to the. Kennedy Compound I don't know if that's. true or not but if I did I will um walk. out of my house and leave my family to.

enjoy the full range of uh you know uh. features of the property I will. absolutely leave them to go to the. kennedies of course you know I don't. know if that's happening or not but the. guy comes with this like nasty Surfer. guy with long hair and like you know. lanyards on his wrist what is that if. someone you know isn't dead get it off. the wrist what is it and even if they. are enough he's got the lanyard and he's.

got rings and then he comes up to me and. he goes you got if you want us to [ __ ]. there like that're talking to me like. that spend 2500 on this dumb bag for. this woman who we love but he goes if. you want us to ship this you got to fill. this out and he hands me a computer I. say no no no I don't work here I wrote. her address on a card you fill it. out and then they took so long I had to. just leave cuz they literally I said I'm. in a time crunch I warned them multiple. times had to. leave it will never be popular to say.

this right now and I know people aren't. going to like it and I don't care and I. don't give a [ __ ] folks and I don't care. how it looks and I don't I have never. seen I have never seen in all my years. I've been broke I've had a little more. I've had a little less it's not about. money it's not about any of it I have. never seen the. complete. disregard for. people's jobs in.

retail they are nasty they're. vicious they're. crazy they're you walk into a store and. and you and it doesn't matter who you. are they don't care meaning whether. you're buying a lot of [ __ ] or a little. bit you're going to be treated. horribly why is this. allowed this is an aside from the debate. analysis but it might tie in but it.

might tie in why are people now acting. like you've done the wrong thing when. you walk into their. store because every store you walk in. now by the way everyone when you walk in. the store if it's a nice store they the. guards stand at the door like you're. about to go in there with a machete I. understand there's been crime but. there's got to be a little bit of a. happy medium between L fair come in and. rap us and let's treat every single.

person who walks in here like they're a. violent Street Thug. criminal okay and they're looking at me. and they have this look in their eye and. the minute and you and some of them are. nice one of the ladies who's a a nice. woman a brain dead. woman she goes where did you guys come. in from I said oh we were in we're out. in Malibu I love I like Malibu one day I. was on the beach and I saw a whale and. my friend said whales don't come this.

close to the shore and I said they do. and it was the whale and I saw a whale. it's so relaxing to sit on the beach and. look at a whale so you run the you have. complete brain dead complete brain dead. like traumatized like the people you. bump into now in any retail environment. have been like completely like like MK. Ultra like repeat repeatedly raped in a. room and tied to a bed to where they.

have disassociated and they're like hi. are you are you in town for work or for. pleasure are you and completely not in. their own body and then you have people. that are just angry and frustrated that. you've walked in and they're hostile if. you want us to ship this you have to. fill this out no I don't no I don't you. fill it out let me pay for it and let me. leave and then you could take all the. time you want just let me pay for it let.

me leave why why and I understand maybe. maybe it's that they're not being. paid maybe it's the people in retail are. not being paid right now and my heart. goes out to them if that's the case it. probably is the. case I understand the way. corporations abuse their employees I'm. not for. that maybe it's cuz none of these people. are in unions maybe these people are.

miserable what does Tiffany pay these. people probably $20 an hour shut up then. be good then be good then that's not a. lot I understand you work at Tiffany you. deal with all these rich [ __ ] that have. all this money and it makes you hate. them and it makes you angry and it fills. you with rage but I'm not one of those. people I'm just trying to buy a small. bag for my house manager who herself.

likes. logos she she. wants I when I bought her her first. thing I get gifts for people I went to. Dior and I said the woman showed me a. pocketbook I said this is very classy. she said this is very understated I said. give me the most disgusting thing you. have with the logo right out on the bag. is that what I got do you remember what. I got for her this is it yeah do you you. see how disgusting that is the logo's on. the bag I said she's from Queens the.

logo must be on the bag it does her no. good to have something that people don't. know what it is they need to know how. disgusting it is so this was a nice. little Tiffany beg and it says please. return to Tiffany's New York it was. heinous heinous. disgusting. grotesque but it fit perfectly because. the person I was giving it to was going. to appreciate. the logo loud in your.

face perfect it was working perfectly. until the. employees just you know. again I know the Scott I don't know that. Scott SC kid he's a funny guy and I know. he's in that cocaine bear movie he did. all these really funny things about how. everyone that goes into a retail. environment is some type of monster and. you know like I get it and I get that. that's fashionable and he's maybe not.

altogether wrong but at the end of the. day everybody has the job I've had jobs. I. hate you know I've had jobs I hated and. I wasn't great at them I understand that. when I was a tour guide I sat on my tour. bus and sometimes I barely gave the tour. a Russian woman once punched me in the. stomach she walked up and she said I. paid for the tour I said listen to the. tour in the headphones and she punched. in the stomach there very poor Russians.

are a lot of them are poor and she came. in February and it was freezing because. that's the only time they could afford. to visit because the prices were so low. in New York of the hotels and the. flights and she was there and she was. freezing and she was angry and she kind. of and she punched me in the stomach I. get it I get what it means to hate your. job and to be bad at it I'm not claiming. any moral superiority. here but I'll say this. I understood when I was bad at my job.

that I was being bad at my job and I. didn't ask for. more and I didn't you know I didn't. think that I deserved more I was being. bad I was being someone who was. undeserving of anything I was just. occupying space because I didn't want to. do that job I wanted to do something. else and I'm sure the people in retail.

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Sketchers is going to have some. immersive experience at the mall in. order to get people. back because shopping itself sucks it. used to be fun people used to meet each. other shopping hook up they'd make. friends now it's a nightmare shopping is. a nightmare. now and people hate you for doing it. when you go to a place you go hey can I. get some help people run away from you.

look at this mall in 1996 look how fun. it looked look at these fat women being. taken care. of look how nice this looked people. loved it it was good they'd spend all. day they'd get a frozen yogurt watch the. movie scenes from a mall with Woody. Allen and B Midler you get the idea of. how fun a mall could be how fun shopping. was during Christmas look at this during. the holidays look at all these people. look how happy everybody is in the.

mall sure they don't look it they feel. it they feel it they're in some they're. buying it's the only thing we have in. this country the only culture we have is. consumption why are you making it hard. why are you making the one thing that we. do hard there's nothing else there's. literally nothing. else our history starts a few hundred. years ago and most of it is [ __ ]. slavery it's not like we have the. Renaissance here make the shopping nice.

make the exchange of goods and services. nice please it's all we got it's all we. have is shopping that's all we do. consume buy more get here's a deal put. it on layaway pay buy now pay later. installments five easy payments of. whatever do you have a store card we. give you 200 credit right now get a. store card sign up we approve everybody. have you seen our our furniture we're. doing HomeGoods now we have things for.

your home you need an umbrella don't you. you don't want skin cancer get an. umbrella we're Christian Dior but we. sell umbrellas now we do popups you want. a popup we'll pop up anywhere you don't. know where we happen to be but there's. popups we'll pop right up come on in buy. a candle you know what the candle smells. like the store you're in it smells like. that so when you're at home you can. smell what it feels like to be in. Nordstroms don't you at home and go I. wish I was in Nordstroms but it's 2:

a.m. and I'm up eating I'm I'm binge. eating and I'm sitting in my kitchen. wondering if I'm having gas or a heart. attack wouldn't it be nicer to smell. like you're in a Nordstroms our entire. culture is based around the idea that. buying things makes you happy and it. gives your life meaning that's our. entire culture don't yell at me I didn't. do it but that's all it is so why in. God's name would we not that should be. the religion you should walk into berol.

Goodman or Tiffany or Louis Vuitton and. you should get the feeling that people. have when they walk into St Patrick's. Cathedral from Midnight. Mass because the Savior has been born. and the Savior should be a decent. looking person who is your best friend. for that hour and they should guide you. around the store and make you feel good. while you shop they should not make you. fill out forms it's not the DMV it's not. immigration I am a citizen I don't want.

to fill out forms I want you to guide me. through this I want you to get me a bag. for my house manager she doesn't have a. family neither do I all we're trying to. do here is show our appreciation for our. friends the people that we've adopted. into our. lives I don't understand why it's not. easier I don't understand whether one. thing that we've shown uh that we can do. and we can do well has cratered pay them.

more give them drugs I don't know what. to do let them drink at work whatever. needs to happen here needs to H we need. to turn this thing around I'm sick of. looking at a middle AG divorce who hates. her life and hates me because I look. like the fat idiot who cheated on her. and and is taking that out on me I don't. want it anymore and I don't know now I. understand that Tech eats.

all and the. internet has eaten everything and people. now just buy. things the perception that malls have. suffered is rooted in truth many malls. and stores have closed in recent. decades as all Alexandra Lang an. architecture critic and the author of. meet me by the fountain and inside. history of the mall explained to me in. an email the EB and flow of retail is. much more visible to the general public. than any other type of business business. so people pay attention earlier in the. down cycle of a Mall's trajectory plus.

as Mercer put it it's more dramatic to. see a mall closing than. thriving moles were starting to go out. when I was there but I'm telling you. right now the inability of these. companies to pay people or to make them. excited about their jobs I don't know. how to do this I'm not going to pretend. to be an expert but it's the one thing. that we do well as a country Madison.

Avenue Rodeo Drive these places should. be holy the the Because by the way it's. not only rich people it's the couple. from Ohio they just wanna they just want. to feel. something my friend got his wife. earrings he wants to feel. something this is special for him this. is not an everyday thing he's not going. to send his assistant to go pick up some. earrings for his what he's going to go. in he wants to feel something make him. feel like a man. make him feel like a.

man say to me good isn't this nice. you're buying this bag for your house. manager isn't that nice man I wish I had. a boss like you that's what they should. have said she should have turned around. and said man I wish I had a boss like. you you're more of a. humanitarian people like you don't exist. anymore sir I'll fill out all this. myself let me get your card let me make. you pay for this and we'll get it to. that woman because people like you. sir you're going out there doing good.

deeds let me not interrupt and impede. your next Good Deed you're Scrooge after. he's been visited by the ghosts you're a. [ __ ] Legend sir you're a [ __ ] look. at this Le Legend alert they should have. started screaming what about song what. if they all broke into a song he's. getting his house manager a bag this fat. man is. selfless this fat man man is selfless he. could spend this on VE or uh some type.

of baguette but he's getting his house. manager a. bag but they didn't do it they were mean. to me they were mean to me the people at. the Tiffany's on Rodeo Drive were mean. to me because I'm fat and they knew my. house manager as well as a little fat. and they were they were racist against. me for that. well. no no no no back to this debate game.

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tiim by the way Wall Street Journal it's. the summer of the finance bro it's never. not been Wall Street Journal who is. writing these. articles it's the summer winter spring. of the finance bro and fall always has. been Wall Street men are more unexpect. they're they're an unexpected hot. commodity in dating who is is how dumb. do you have to be to work for the Wall.

Street Journal I'm I'm asking I'm. genuinely curious how stupid you how. stupid is this person Hannah Maya ya. whoever wrote this listen to this Wall. Street men are un they're an unexpected. hot commodity in dating because you want. to be whined and DED Rich guys are an. unexpected hot. commodity what Bushwick slum. bubble nerd [ __ ] weirdo culture is. she immersed in that she does she thinks.

that rich guys are like a new thing in. dating she's an attractive young lady. but she's wrong about. everything but here's my oh my God look. at that look at that photo on her. Instagram yeah so this I know exactly. who this woman is she goes to these. parties on the top of uh she goes to a. rooftop party on Avenue C and she's and. her friend's like I'm dating a guy named. Alexi he's a director that's not real.

life dummy dum dum dummy Dum. Dums your rich kid [ __ ] boyfriend. who's pretending to make documentary. films when he's really just in South. America doing coke living on his. father's largess is not what is desired. by most people they like a a a finance. guy that will give them a kitchen where. the floors are heated it's not new. how dumb do you have to be you know. what's the new thing in dating Rich guys.

go to the article Rich guys are new it's. really interesting now I've been. observing uh Rich guys are getting [ __ ]. now men working in finance are the. latest public Fascination how St I'm. going to ask again how I mean is This. Woman's brain riddled with. Strokes are there editors of the world. can you write anything at the Wall. Street Journal can you hand something in. in crayon and they'll just run it listen.

to this article men working in finance. are the latest public. Fascination Christina comos karosa a. social media manager who recently moved. to New York hit the streets in May with. a cardboard sign advertising her search. for one they're hardworking and they're. smart she said in an interview it's my. type wearing pearls in a black suit long. blonde hair and loose. curls Kar comr scov brandish the sign.

listing three very specific. criteria it all started with a Tik Tok. video by 27-year-old Megan Bonnie. amassing 49 million views featuring a. sing song message I'm looking for man. and finance trust fund 65 blue eyes so. here's what happens people that live in. New York City media types okay and I. don't mean Jews um because This Woman's. an Asian but probably also Jewish let's. be be honest I'm kidding I'm kidding. comedy show Media types live in these.

New York City bubbles in which being. rich is p being in finances like gross. and everybody's pretending to do. something creative and everyone has zero. talent but they're all pretending to so. the men that are status that her status. in this world that this person most. likely lives in are people that are. tangentially involved in something. creative they work uh they've started a.

production C Mark started a production. companies actually and you know they're. actually like doing a lot of stuff right. now it's something like that maybe he. works in Tech or some tech they're. coming up with an app they started an. app and they're all shocked these people. are all shocked when they step out of. this bubble which is a complete. simulation where people take the finance. money that their parents have made and. use it to fund their fake lives when.

they step out of this simulation and. they realize that people want a man with. money they get shocked they're. completely. stunned wait people want High status men. with money. whoa that's new no it's not new it's. literally been. forever maybe it will make Finance guys. cool. again Wall Street men haven't always. enjoyed Rosie rep reputations they get. dunked on for their Patagonia vest and. occasionally vilified in popular culture.

that's the trade-off that's the. trade-off you're a rich guy you get made. fun of for the Patagonia vest you're. rich you're boring you're basic whatever. guess what that's never gone out a guy. who's well it's never gone out of style. it's not new it's not this new. trend but bright college graduates still. VI for positions driven by the promise. of big paychecks and bonuses others just. want to court them I wanted to make fun. of single people including myself said. Megan Bonnie who made this video play.

this video by the. way I'm looking for a man in finance. with trust fund 65 blue eyes Finance. trust fund 65 blue eyes I'm looking for. a man I'm looking for a man I'm looking. for it looking for it looking for it. looking Finance yeah okay trust fun we. got it matches from apps often don't. lead to committed relationships gen Z is. experiencing swipe fatigue still others. Embrace being EST home girlfriend as an. online Persona rejecting girl boss.

aspirations for a software life funded. by a rich boyfriend a lot of women don't. want to work and want a rich guy to buy. them a house so they can have a. kid is this news is this news to anyone. there are some women I don't know what. percentage of them that really want to. take over the corporate world and. there's a lot of them that don't but. it's very interesting reading these Wall. Street journals articles because this is. people that are are eventually they've.

left college and now they're coming into. contact with real. life and real life is always a like a. wild thing oh my God so wait a minute. you're telling me that people don't want. to have four roommates until they're 40. in Brooklyn while they work on this film. hold on some people just want to be rich. and live in the suburbs and have kids. have a nice life some people just want.

to drink wine and decide the. presidential election 45 minutes before. they go to the polls what do you. mean welcome to the world Hannah welcome. to the world the Wall Street Journal has. been running the the singular dumbest. articles I have ever seen a paper. run I by no means judge a woman who. wants someone who is financially stable. in a.

here's what this really comes down. to this is the the the. big. lie that everybody tells and they tell. them in cities like New York and they. tell them every day and they lie so much. it becomes a part of their personality. and I'll tell you the big lie and the. LIE is. five words I I wanted to make sure it. was five I don't it's five words this is.

a lie that everyone in New York tells. all the time here's the LIE get. ready I don't care about money that's. the LIE they say it all the time they go. I don't care about money I don't care. about money and they do the more someone. says they don't care about money the. more they secretly care about money they. Envy they covet they sit life without. money sucks I've most of my life is. without money there are worse things in.

not having money of. course A lot of the times I didn't have. money I was really really excited and it. was thrilling and I was pursuing comedy. and great people around me and I was. doing something that I loved however if. I didn't have that if I wasn't really. passionate about doing something and I. was. broke that would have been. Unthinkable that that's where many. people find themselves they don't have a. passion and they also don't have money.

you do not have to have a. passion stop pretending to have one you. either have one or you don't your. passion will choose you you will not. choose your passion whoa what does that. mean shut ups for another episode you. don't get to choose your passion your. passion chooses you whoa mindblowing you. do not have agency in that regard. sorry oh wait the 7 foot tall girl who's. gorgeous who has no body fat really.

likes modeling she really likes it and. the guy with an eight pack who was born. in Malibu loves to Surf wow a lot of. these things are decided for you you. have genetics you have things that make. you better at one thing than another. thing you're a good dealmaker maybe. you're meant to fall in and out of love. with people all over the world maybe. you're funny maybe you're meant to make. deals and and get rich maybe you're. meant to be truly compassionate you have. a fetish for the poor the diseased you.

like seeing them all the time they make. you feel alive helping an old man into a. coffin or whatever I don't know there's. nothing wrong with that it needs to be. done maybe you're a good person you got. to wipe the asses of people whatever the. case may be your passion will choose you. maybe you're a sex criminal I don't know. what you do what I'm telling you is if. you don't have a passion and you like. many people are kind of just drifting. through life and by the way it's a.

beautiful thing to drift it's actually a. nice thing it's lovely the people that. have passions are usually less happy. overall than people who. don't passions can wear you down look at. our. president look at him he's in his little. skin suit trying to get muster enough. energy to call this guy you know why CU. he wanted to be the thing he is his. whole life he dreamed of having the big. job and the big dask but now he's got.

his skin so tightly wrapped around his. skull and he's just trying to insult. this man with his soft. voice that's where you end up no matter. what when you have a passion you're just. going to end up there no matter what. you'll have a lot of highs and lows on. the. way but don't worry about it drifting in. and out of things being non-committal. floating it's actually nice but you need. a little bit of money you. do you do need a little bit of money and.

these women are starting to realize that. they're they're realizing you can't just. set up an antique store it doesn't just. happen you can't just start a restaurant. well I just want to make NE Neapolitan. pizzas they're the floppy ones oh I love. the floppy one you can't you need a man. to bankroll that there's no better life. than floating in and out of things. without a financial stake them it's nice. but in order to do that someone needs to.

bankroll it someone has to get killed. your husband has to go out and get. killed for you to float in and out of. things there's nothing wrong with that. it's actually kind of cool it's kind of. nice the happiest people you meet are. not the ones whose lives are consumed. from From Dawn till Dusk with a. passion the happiest people you meet. truly the people you meet that are. pretty damn happy are the people who are.

somewhat they've. embraced being. aimless but they're. comfortable they realize that. hey I might go to the store today I. don't know what I got going on I don't. know what I've got going on I might go. today I have to see well I got on the. phone you know and. I did some laundry I Dilly DED I watched.

an episode of Judge. Judy I had a glass of. wine I read a great article about the. next place we should go on. vacation I read a great article about. Thailand so interesting do you know the. beaches in Thailand honey they're very. nice yeah I hear about that good. Ty and those are the people that decide. are iCal future the the pool patio types. the.

housewives there they may have college. degrees they may not it doesn't matter. they may have jobs they may not it. doesn't matter it's just you know. they're undecided they're the undecided. voter they don't quite. know what will work out better they're. interested in the. preservation of lifestyle of culture. their culture their. lifestyle and and at the end of the day. you can't blame them for that those are. the people that go to the polls those.

are the people that both political. parties have to work I speak to very top. tier people in a lot of the presidential. campaigns certainly in Trump's and in. rfks not really in Biden's but they're. the whole media we all know what that I. don't even have to talk to them we hear. what they say every day and they're all. shocked now they're all throwing this. old dog under the bus after his son's. brain exploded in the burn pit after he. watched his son smoke crack after. everything because there's no [ __ ]. loyalty even to this corpse there's no.

loyalty even to this. corpse remember Christine blasy Ford. after she failed to get kavana off the. court and they threw her down the drain. they're gonna do that to this guy too. there's no loyalty and it should make. you sad he's a corpse but he's your. corpse but there is no loyalty they will. throw him they'll flush him down the. turlet they'll flush him down the turlet. because it's not about him and it never. was it's about the preservation of. something bigger than him that's why he. doesn't even need to be alive to run the.

[ __ ] show it's not about you at the. end of the day it's about something. bigger than you someone else will need a. patio someone else will need a pool you. understand there's something bigger than. you out there and it ain't God it's. [ __ ]. Nordstroms that's what's bigger than you. I hope it is God but let's say for a. minute that we just don't know of it is. but what do we know we know that the. blue box at Tiffany's makes you feel.

good so at least [ __ ] be nice be. [ __ ] nice you slug we know that and. this slime bul gome this snake in the. grass this serpent he lives on a. Vineyard he believes in nothing he's an. empty suit he's the most conservative. member of California's governing. apparatus which will tell you. something I do not like him as a. politician but I actually dislike him as. a person more than a politician but I do. respect him now how can I hold all those.

thoughts in my head at once I'll tell. you how I respect his treachery I fear. it if I were near him in a room I'd be. scared of what he'd do he'd pois in you. he'd kiss you on the cheek he'd have the. brakes taken uh out of your car of. course he can't do it himself he'd have. someone do it his treachery is to be. respected the way say the way you'd. respect. Cobra the way you would respect a snake. in the grass a literal demon someone who.

knows nothing but ambition and who will. step on your neck watch this man right. now reacting to Biden he is lying in. weight he wants to pounce he wants to. inject just enough Venom to put the old. mummy out to pasture and here he is here. he is reacting to now you got to. remember if you're gavan and this is. happen you must double. down you must double down you.

must you absolutely. must say not Not only was Biden great. he's amazing I will not not only will I. never this is what you have to do. there's a great line there's a movie. called clear and present. danger Harrison Ford is in it it's a. great movie and or it's it's either. clear and present danger are Patriot. Games but I believe it's clear and. present danger and he's asking a friend. the president's friend just gets busted. for drug. trafficking.

and his advisor turns to him and the. president goes well what do I say about. this when I go out there and his advisor. says to him he. goes not only do you say you're friends. you say we're best friends we're. lifelong friends it gives them nowhere. to go You couldn't possibly know what he. was doing you go we're best friends. we're lifelong friends and that way it. gives them nowhere to go it's a great. line in the movie it's Tom Clancy gives. him nowhere to go you're just as shocked.

as everybody else about this I want you. to keep that in mind we're best friends. we're lifelong friends Gavin n you were. out there getting a chorus of questions. about whether Biden should step down. there is panic that has set in uh well. there is panic that is set in among. people who have watched this debate who. are Democrats people who are strategists. and some even inside Democratic. campaigns do you think it's unfounded. well I think it's it's unhelpful uh and. I think it's unnecessary uh we've got to. go in we got to keep our heads high and.

as I say we got to have the back of this. President you don't turn your back. because of one performance what kind of. party does that it's been a master class. 15.6 million uh uh jobs that's eight. times more than the last three. Republican presidents combined the only. thing the last three Republican. presidents have in common is recessions. Democrats deliver this President is. delivered we need to deliver for him at. this moment with all due respect the. more time we we we we start having these. conversations go down these rabbit hole. is unhelpful to our democracy Our Fate.

and future of this country the world. they need us right now see if you can. get that see if you can get that scene. uh from Clear president. danger the thing. about Gavin is that he has to run if. he's going to run if they bring him in. he has to run on the Biden agenda so he. can't dump Biden he has to say that. Biden has done all these great things. he's created 15 million. uh new jobs here we go and I want we're. gonna end the show with.

this God I miss Tom Clancy this. is Gavin Nome right now and then we're. gonna see everybody next week on patreon. let's go. oh oh well actually yes forgive me but I. I would go in the other direction if a. reporter asked if you and Harden were. friends I'd say no we're good. friends uh if they said asked if you. were good friends I'd say no no we're. lifelong friends I would give them no. place to go um nothing to report no.

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