Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. A young man killed his parents in Long. Island, in a Long Island Deli. And I, and I read about this on Long Island. There is a deli, I believe in Beth Page, and a young man who was troubled, he had a drug addiction, killed both of his parents, I believe, stabbed them. to death in a Long Island deli.

And I don't like hearing that. because that's where I grew up. And I don't, I don't like to hear that. Now, this isn't as rare. as you'd think on Long Island. There's actually a lot of people who do kill their parents. This is true. And it's something that, it's something. that's just hangs in the air, is.

that people kill their parents on Long Island. This is not something that's completely unheard of. Unfortunately this does happen. And you know, I get it. Obviously, I would never kill my parents. and I would never want anyone to be killed. and I would never want anyone's parents to be killed. And I would certainly never want anyone. to be killed in a deli, which should be a place of love. and kind of, you know, reflection. That's what a deli is. You should be able to kind of eat.

and kind of reflect on your day, your week, your month, your year, the trajectory. of your life, whatever. I mean, sitting in a deli should be peaceful. You should not be dealing with a guy who came in. to stab his parents. But just knowing a lot of people on Long Island. and knowing kind of, you know, that whole thing, that whole dynamic. I'm trying to be very careful about how I say this, but I can, I can understand.

and I'm obviously would never condone it, obviously. I mean, I, I don't know how many disclaimers I need here, but I think that fans. and the listeners know what I'm trying to say. I understand this, I do not agree. with it, but I have met enough people on that island. You know, I grew up there. I lived there for many years. And I get, and here's the other thing. People aren't gonna like, I get doing both of them.

because if you kill one of your parents on Long Island, the other one will just become such a cunt. I mean, gender unimportant. If you kill one of your parents on Long Island, the other parent will become so insufferable. and they will use it as a way, by the way, to constantly. They, you, it'll be like you killed them.

Like the one that survives will complain so much. Not that they even love their significant other. that much either they will just use it forever. My son killed my husband. Like it will, it'll never end. It will never end. So I get having to kind of do them both. to get rid of both of them. because you go, I'll ne if I kill one of these people,

I will never hear the end of it. Just because of the types of, you know, the personality types. And now this guy police said a man. and woman were stabbed to death just. after 9:00 AM Thursday in the deli they had. owned for decades. A man was taken into custody shortly after. And while police did not confirm the individual's identity. or his relationship to the victim's, friend. of the shop owner said the man was one. of the couple's three sons.

His hands was bloody, his clothes were bloody. And he was just leaning on his car. I didn't know anything that happened at the time, but he just sat on his car, said, witness Brandon James. near the crime scene. The daughter, the owner's daughter was inconsolable. His friends comforted her inside the deli. Another man saw. the man walk out from the back of the shop. I just seen the sun walking out. I mean this is really, I mean, these quotes,

the grammar in these quotes, these Long Island goons. that can barely speak. I just seen the sun walking out. and he says that I stabbed my parents and that was it. He was very cool. Like nothing happened. I mean, what, these are the actual quotes from the article. I just see the sun walking out. and he says that, Hey, I stabbed my parents. - And that was it. Can you believe this guy?

This guy comes out, he goes, Hey, I stabbed my parents. Hey, I. - Stabbed my mama and my papa. It's so fucked up. You stab in a deli, 9:00 AM the smell. of bacon on the griddle, the smell of bacon on the griddle. You've got a bacon egg and cheese waiting for you.

And this guy comes in. 'cause this was someone's favourite deli. You know, everyone in Long Island has a deli. I grew up with great delis. You know, there're there are fewer. and they're few and far between. Now that doesn't mean there's not a lot of delis, but the the ones that I grew up with were truly great. I don't know anything about this deli. And I, I'm sure I'll hear from friends. and people, they're like, I know the people, or I've been to that deli, or I whatever.

Or someone will always have a beef. They'll be like, well I actually didn't like them that much. But a Long Island Deli in the morning is one. of the greatest places you could ever be. A Long Island Deli in the morning is one. of the greatest places you can ever be. because everyone really, people don't go. to a Long Island deli to start the day they go. to finish the day they go to the, it's the end of the day. If you go to a Long Island Deli, you hit image of this deli.

Let's see what this deli looks like. I'm getting hungry. Was this a, this looks like a little, was this a little bit. of Italian deli? - Yeah. - Yeah. A lot of these are Italian delis. and they got little pizza happening as well. I wonder if they did. Yeah, they did breakfast. Of course. That's the thing about a Long Island Deli. You know when you are in Manhattan. or you are in wherever you are.

and you are in a place, people are getting their egg whites, Turkey hot sauce. 'cause they're starting the day. and they're gonna go make a million dollars and get a wife. But Long Island delis are where you go to end the day. You get the caloric intake. of the day in one sandwich. and then you go sit in an office. and do nothing except read comments on the internet.

and go insane. That's the entire day of Long Island. It's your life. It's actually not bad. You eat so much what you get. Once you have finished your breakfast on Long Island, you are done. You are done. It's, it's two. or three eggs, bacon, American cheese, salt, pepper, ketchup on a roll. Some people will do a hungry man hero. that includes a hash brown and ham.

That's a little excessive in my opinion. You might get a chocolate milk. or Ronnie Brook Farms, perhaps a Nestle Quick. And, and a lot of these people chase that with a ciggy. or they'll chase it with a nice big tall cup of coffee. with a lot of coffee creamer. You might see French vanilla, French vanilla's, a big coffee cream right on the island. But some people might do a, a little, a holiday cookie creamer, a little amaretto, a little hazelnut, whatever floats to your boat.

And then you just go sit in an office and, and and, and read things on the internet. that make you insane. And then you eat lunch and then you go home. and you, you, you sit in your house. and you eat again. And maybe you go out to dinner or to a bar. and drink and this is it.

So this is a holy sacrament in the morning, the bacon, egg. and cheese in Long Island. And this guy went in. and he stabbed his two parents in the deli. Mama Mia. Let's watch a little bit of this. news story here. Again, this is from, and I had to cover this right up front. and then we'll get into like, I don't know, what is Pete Hegseth doing? He's killing a fisherman there in Venezuela, but we'll get into that.

We'll get into that. He just wants to kill people. That guy. Have you seen that Guy's face. that And I think he killed only two people. You got, here's the thing, we in America that's like a thing. If you kill a few people, you gotta kill a lot of people. For us to turn the other way, you kill two people. We're all over that. You need to kill so many people that frankly we get. kind of like, you know, overwhelmed. You get overwhelmed if he start, if you,

if they started killing so many people over there in. Venezuela, you could find a justification for it. You get overwhelmed, you go, yeah, I guess there's a reason they're killing all those people. But you kill a few people, it's confusing. I'm like, why you doing that? What's that one boat? What's that one little tiny boat that he's, is he like, how many drugs are on that little boat? Alright, let's watch this here. A double murder Long Island place. of my birth in a deli, no less. Come on.

- It's a Long Island where a man is in custody tonight, accused of brutally stabbing. and killing the owners of a beloved deli. It happened during the breakfast rush and witnesses. - Now, by the way, by the way, so they've already, they're letting you know what a big deal. that breakfast rush is. He just wants to let you know, first of all, we've already moved on past the stabbing, now we're all going, wow. It's the breakfast rush, it's the height of the morning.

This is the big Long Island. It's about mornings and nights. The days are nothing. The days are kind of nothing. No matter how much money you have. If you live out in the Hamptons, the days are nothing. You kinda like wander around an empty beach and take a pill. or something and, and, and if you have no money, the days are nothing. 'cause you sit in like a debt collection office. and call people and threaten them. even though you also have no money now. So he's saying it's the breakfast rush. There's hash browns, people are on the grill and,

and this guy's gonna kill people in the morning. It's crazy. Go on. - In here. Say they believe the alleged killer is the couple's own son. News four. Paisi Chang is live in Bethpage. with a horrific turn of events. Paisi. - Yeah, David, it happened here at a and a Deli. And anybody who has ever been into this deli say. that the owners were just amazing people. If you went in here, you didn't have enough change, you didn't have enough money, they would always just say, forget about it.

Come back tomorrow, come back, come, come back next week. It wasn't a big deal. Very kind, very generous. And they are all trying to make sense. of this senseless tragedy. Crime scene. Detectives. - Moving. You gotta carve, hold on, hold on a minute. Go back to, just go back to see her. This is to just educate people that don't know. where I'm from in my life. This is the where I come from. Okay, just go back again please. and just try to freeze it on that Asian woman. Yeah. See if we can, can we get some light on that so I can see it?

Yeah, just freeze. Oh, you can't freeze it without, dammit. You have a carve ice cream right next to this Italian deli. where I come from. I should be 900 pounds. You are so, I mean, it's, you are so destroyed. every day of your life. This is a deli that also has pizza. Do you understand what I mean? It's like a deli that goes, just also eat pizza while you're here.

Just eat pizza while you're shopping. And then next to it there's ice cream. It's unreal. But, and, and this story, I don't know why this story got me so much. You know, again, this show has become so big. and we talk about so many of these things, blah, blah, blah. I'm in DC this weekend at the DC improv, and I get invited to all these, you know, Christmas things. that are going on around Washington. I really don't think I'm gonna go to any of them. 'cause I really just, I really just trash these. people on the show. And then it's weird to kind of see them.

If you see them, you're eating a little meatball at some. big part of or event. But I also may go, but because the food will be free, but I don't wanna be attacked by cash. Patel's girlfriend in DC what's her name? Alexis Wilkins. I don't wanna be attacked by Alexis Wilkins in DC. I don't wanna be attacked by this woman. Or worse, what if she's is singing Christmas songs?

That's even worse. I don't wanna be, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm eating a tiny crab cake in the corner. And then I'm, I'm IJI. just, it's Alexis Wilkins. I see her from the corner of the room. and she makes it beeline to me. I'll just FaceTime Candace Owens and, and, and hold my phone out like across. You are repelled. All right, let's go back to this here because, but,

and here's what I mean, here's my point. You can't forget where you came from. And where I come from truly is, and I, and I don't say this with any joy, the worst people in the world. I mean, there is nothing. This man killed his parents during the breakfast rush. They are without conscience and they don't care. Here they are. - Crime scene detectives removing evidence from a. and a deli in Beth Page, a fixture in the community. Now the scene of. - The de right next to Bottle Depot,

do you understand the hell that I come from? It is an Italian deli. It is sandwiched in between Carville ice cream. and Bottle Depot. A place where you buy alcohol, you drink it, and then you die. I'm, I'm telling you right now, you need to understand. where I am from. and we must celebrate the fact. that I have crawled out of that pit. But kind of also now looking at that strip mall, wanna crawl back in it.

because I have realised, meeting all the people I've met. and seeing what I've seen, I've kind of realised that. as, as, as, as bad as Long Island is, it is the natural state of life. Long Island is the natural state of life, which is why it's so ugly. We hate seeing it. We don't like seeing it. because it is life in its natural state, truly. Which is like gross and, and,

and cruel. And, and, and, and that's what it is. And that's why I appreciate it. Now when I go back there, I appreciate it for what it is, which is the, it it is just the raw state. of what we've done here. This is the suburbs, this is what we've done. This is what society really, it's not like. some quaint little ta. It's not like a little Gilmore Girls town. where everybody's like knows each other.

and you know, everybody's, oh, I love the soup they make at the organic grocer. and we're gonna go with lentil soup day. And no, that's not what it is. What civilization really is, is Bottle Depot. and someone who's killing their parents in the deli. This is what America is now. It's the culmination of everything we've ever done. By the way, when you look around at America,

it's the culmination of everything we've ever done. There are no surprises there. Nothing is shocking. If you have even the smallest amount of intelligence, there's you, there's nothing where there's no trend. Where you go, how'd we get here? Whoa, whoa. Wow, this went left. No, it didn't. This, this went exactly to where it was gonna go. This went to exactly the place.

that anyone could have protected. I I'm sorry, that could have predicted it was gonna go the. suburban sprawl, the poison, the drugs, the alcohol, the consumerism, the food, the hatred, the division, all of it. All of it across the board. This is what it looks like. This is what it looks like. And we have zero national purpose anymore.

The people that are trying to introduce a national purpose. are trying to, it's only about dominating the. people they disagree with. So the only national purpose that anyone puts forward is. to destroy half their country. That's the only purpose that anyone's put forward. By the way, everyone's like, oh, we got a national purpose. Women should vote, kill gays, kill burden, or the other side. Their national purpose is to just infect everybody.

with whatever madness spell they're under. So that's the problem in the body politic, is. that there are, there is no purpose. that doesn't involve destroying half of the country. We, we don't have one. We don't have one on any level, by the way. There's, there's not one thing we can agree. So the only people in our society who've agreed on anything, all run AI companies.

They're the o Think about this. These are the only people who agree on anything. Our Silicone Valley AI entrepreneurs. And they all agree that we should leave the planet. And by we they mean them. And that that's the only people that are in agreement. Everyone else is like, we just, or they're at bottle depot, they're at the Italian deli. with pizza, or they're at the carve ice cream. And if you go get a vanilla milkshake with chocolate chip.

and crunchy swirl through the shake, it's unreal. But that's what I mean. You, you have two sides. You have the, you, you have one side that wants. to dominate the other side. You have, you have the, you know, both sides wanna kill the other side. And then the only people who've agreed, the only agreement we have in our country right now. is in San Francisco, Palo Alto, Menlo Park. These are the only people that have, that have agreed. and they've agreed that borders and countries are fake.

They've agreed that governments have no legitimacy. to tell them what to do. or to limit their products. They've agreed that the earth as a planet. is kind of getting old and maybe it's time to shed that. and get outta here. They've agreed that humanity itself should go away. and should be augmented with superior technology.

So that AI doesn't defeat us. We must merge with it. All of those decisions have been made. They believe we should live in a surveillance state. And they believe that we will live in a kind. of futile system. where digital money crypto will. reign supreme. And that we will have sort. of a digital surveillance and police state.

They, they're all agreed. They're all agreed. Everyone else fighting about abortion, they, they're fully on, agreed to the left, to the right. It doesn't matter. They don't care. So they're the only people in America. that have a national pur. If you talk to the AI people, they're, they're busy. They fully have a national purpose. They have a purpose, they get a defeat. China be the leader in AI technology, leave the planet enslaved the population.

fully, fully on board. They have a purpose. Everybody else, bottle depot going over. to the methadone clinic, this is the state of the country. It's everything that we've ever done has led to this. Every decision that we've ever made from urban planning. to architecture, every level of government, state, local, federal, all of these things add up to. what you're looking at right now. There's strip mall where a drug addict stabs two.

of his parents in the deli that they own. This is a horrible story, obviously, but everything leads to this. Everything leads to this. Let's watch a little bit more here. - They were just hardworking people, you know, I mean, a staple like in this neighbourhood for so long. Like it's crazy to believe they're not here anymore. - Where's my sandwich? That's what she wanted to say, by the way. I know they're dead. Where's the food?

I've been standing here 45 minutes. Can one of their children fry an egg? One of the ones that didn't stab them. 'cause I've been here 45 minutes, by the way, not. to be morbid, but this is such a hot topic. I guarantee you they love like Long Island. This is such a exciting, did you hear it's a big thing at the nail salon. It's gonna be a big thing in the schools.

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There's, I'm sure there's some coming in from Venezuela. Of course there is a regime change war. decapitating the government. I don't know. I mean, what are we doing? I mean, nobody knows what we're doing. I don't think anybody knows what we're doing here. But I guess Pete Hegseth, our Secretary of War, is kind of denying that he committed a war crime. because people are now saying.

that top Republicans have joined Democrats. and demanding answers about the. escalating military campaign. The Trump administration says is aimed at. targeting drug traffickers. So here's the thing. The remarks came in response. to a Washington Post report on Friday. that said the defence secretary, Pete Hegseth, had given a verbal order. to kill everyone aboard boat suspected of smuggling drugs. And that this led a military commander. to carry out a second strike to kill those. who had initially survived an attack in early September.

Obviously, if that occurred, that would be very serious. And I agree that that would be an illegal act. Representative Mike Turner, Republican of Ohio. and former chairman of the Intelligence Committee sent on. Face a nation, they gotta kill people. This is what the thing is, the Epstein thing is like a a an like a, it's like a, an albatross around their neck. It, you just can't get rid of it. They can't shake it.

They're, they're covering up a human trafficking ring. It is. They can't shake it. They can't shake it. So they, the economy is tough. There's more layoffs now. than at any time since COVID. The economy is tanking. People feel very apprehensive about. the holiday season shopping, getting presents for their family. And by the way, stop then don't. Ears are the kids. Get present. Stop with the adults.

I'm telling you now, I'm telling you now. I used to always kind of bemoan what had happened. to the holidays, and I still do. People show up in sweatpants. People look like shit. Nobody dresses up. The food isn't good. No one cares. People are, you know, it's just, there's no pride in the holidays anymore. When I grew up, my grandmother, my grandfather, there was pride and people would dress nicely. There'd be a formal dinner. People would sit there, there would be multiple courses. of food, and there would be discussion and conversation and,

and, and prayer, whatever your rituals are. But now we don't have that. We have a lot of people sitting on a couch and snuggies. and onesies and people all kind. of look like they just got outta rehab. And they all, and they all are on pills, and they're all just kind of sitting there. They're all PTSD trauma victims. I don't know why, but they are because of traffic, because they can't handle traffic. So everybody's just like sort of a, a a, a, a trauma victim whose mind has been wiped.

and they're just eating like Pillsbury dough. croissants on a, a couch from ikea. It's filthy. It's disgusting. And I, so I I bemoaned the holidays. and now people are actually starting to agree with me. They're all coming around to this. They're going, you know, you are right. You've been saying. this for years, but it's true. People are going, yeah, it doesn't feel like the holidays anymore. And I'll, I'll tell you why. It's the lack of formality in the country. It's the lack of formality in the country.

A lot of this is when, when finance was our industry, say. what you want about the finance people, their crooks, their scum, whatever, sure. But they wore a suit. The tech people are very casual. and they kind of wear. much more casual clothing.

And that has in, and they are the people. that have the most money now and they're the most powerful. And they have the political influence. And that tech aesthetic has infected. a lot of the elites, top tier, higher end people, and they're walking around in jeans. and they're walking around without a tie. and maybe no one has a blazer. and maybe so, so now by the way, it all right, get,

get, what do these people wear? This is what tech people kind of wear. I mean, they look right, they're in hoodies, they're walking. around Stanford, they're nerds, they're bums. Fine. It's okay. Look at Bezos, look at it. Look at him. This guy's one of the wealthiest people in the entire world. And, and again, this outfit would be your. earth science teacher. That's what your earth science teacher would look like. in 2002. That's what your earth science teacher would look like. That guy's, one of the wealthiest men in the world,

he doesn't look at, he looks like an earth science teacher. because the tech people exude this kind. of casual because they're casually destroying everything. It's the whole point. They don't wanna, they don't wanna be too, they don't wanna address too formally while, while they're, you know, instituting systems of mass death, but they, they're very influential. because rich people now are aping them.

and looking like them. Now it bleeds all the way down to the point where you are, you are at your Christmas and no one is dressed up. and no one looks nice. And it's a, it's a very casual, and I think that that's one. of the reasons the holidays have declined. And I think if you want the holidays to be better, I think you should institute a dress code. This is something that the Tim Dill show is actually.

talking about, is actually instituting a dress code into the. holiday where people actually, if you're gonna go. to the trouble of cooking or, or catering or ordering food. or whatever you're gonna do, people need to show up to your house. They cannot show up in sweatpants. and they cannot look like they just got out of the hospital. They cannot show up in a hospital gown and paper slippers. and sit there.

It's not a ward, it's a home. But you have a lot of anxiety about. how much money people have right now, with everything happening. I think we've had like a million layoffs. I read that last night. So. here's what you're gonna have to do. You're gonna have to kill people. And they, and they look at Venezuela. and they're a good boogieman because they were socialists. and we've never really liked them from Hugo Chavez. And he used start comedy as a comedy. So, and then drugs.

Well, do you wanna get stabbed in your deli. by your drug addict son? What? So we're gonna mado. So Venezuela is like a good, that's a good one. The Middle East is too tricky right now. Israel and Gaza, that whole thing is, it was too tricky. And there's a lot of bad PR at. in America now with all with the whole Middle East.

So we gotta stay out of the Middle East for a while. So we're going back to our old bag of tricks, which is South America. We're going back to South America now. because the Middle East got too hot. When you're selling drugs on a block. and the block becomes hot, it means. that maybe the police are surveilling it. and you gotta move your operation. So what happened in the Middle East was Israel went wild. They bombed Qatar, ally Qatar.

We had to go, Hey, you guys gotta chill the fuck out. Israel was at war with like seven countries. Saudi Arabia, our, our boy over there, our, the American dollar system kind of, you know, again, partially held up by the Saudi, the petro dollar. It's like the American monetary system. There's a lot of internal, an external strife right now. regarding the last two years in the Middle East.

It's traumatic. It's traumatic. But we still need to kill people right now. to just show people that we have a function in government. We do. There's no way to show anyone. that we have a function in government. unless a guy comes on TV. and goes, we're gonna kill, we are. killing someone right now. I know you're unemployed, but watch this. We're we're bombing a boat. This is what people are doing. They're in their delis waiting to get stabbed. by their children, and they're watching Fox News. and they're watching a boat blow up.

and they're going, we're still a functioning government. And I mean, I know it's funny, but this is absolutely true. It is right now, one of the only ways to prove. that we're a functioning government is for Pete Hegg had. to go on TV and go, we're killing someone. because of the drugs. We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're blowing up a boat. Do we have a video of this? Can we get a video of the boat being blown up? This is how it is.

This is how it is, folks, let's take a look at this. See, look, we're, we're a government. I, there it is, boomers love this. Hey, hey, it may not rate with you. You fucking zoomer. Fuck you, fuck you, you millennial narcissist, a boomer loves a, a, a grainy video. of a boat being blown up.

in a country we didn't even know we were mad at. We didn't even know they were the problem. We barely heard of them, heard them, we barely heard of. It's like, well, the Rush Ukraine thing happened. Ukraine was our greatest ally, our best friend. We hadn't even heard of these people. No one had said anything because it was just Hunter Biden. and people getting like contracts. and all these like nepo baby crack heads going. to work at Ukrainian gas companies. I wasn't getting those jobs. You weren't getting those jobs.

This was Nepo baby political nepo, baby crack addicts having a lot. of fun over there in I Kiev, you know, with a gun in a hooker's mouth getting money. So that's why they didn't talk much about the Ukraine. And then Russia invaded the Ukraine in my estimation, after we had kind of weirdly been obsessed with the idea. of including Ukrainian and nato. and then kind of instigating a little bit.

And then Russia. And again, I, you know, inappropriately, if it makes anyone feel better invaded the Ukraine. And it's been a bloody horrible war, which has been egged on. by financial interest weapons. manufacturers in the United States and Europe. And it's ugly. But we didn't know much about the Ukraine. We didn't know that. Like we owed them like. everything in the world.

And that, you know, like there'd be Ukrainian. Now, by the way, just keep in. mind, I'm not a heartless person. I feel terrible. I had a comedian on. who now lives in Texas, who was a Ukrainian. I felt very bad about what happened. If I could wave a wand I'd, I'd have the war not happen at all. But it was very, it's very interesting to me. that there's Ukrainian flags all over Beverly Hills, all over LA and all. You see 'em all over everywhere. And I had no idea how close. of a relationship we had with the UK Ukraine. I just didn't know. I did not know that. I didn't know it.

I was surprised by it. when I saw all of the Ukrainian flags come out. And I, some of these people are probably from Ukraine. I get it. I'm not, I'm not like some like psycho. I just was surprised. Like right now I'm surprised by how much Venezuela. is a threat to us. Again, I didn't know this. I'm a relatively intelligent person.

I pay pretty close attention to the news. It's my job. I had no idea that like Venezuela was responsible. for all of the drugs. I thought it was like, I don't know, Mexico or China. or like any of the countries that we had been told. were be, you know, you can't start. bombing boats in China. 11 US warships in 15,000 troops now in Caribbean. as Venezuelan tensions escalate.

So here's the thing, folks. A a a boomer likes to see a video. of a boat getting bumped there and there's a narrative. and he's a socialist. And it makes sense. It fits it's casting and it works. It works. We need a little bit of something going on. And this works. It's Venezuela, it's perfect. It is perfect. Drugs are a big problem. Drug addicts are stabbing their parents.

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This is a paid advertisement. And some of these ice raids are so barbaric. and they're so crazy. And these like 19-year-old college students are being. deported to Honduras. and they've lived there their whole life. Again, it's, it's wrong on its face. Like it shouldn't be happening in the chaotic, insane way that it's happening. It's it, you know, when you look at someone, a grandmother get handcuffed and zip tied.

and thrown into a car by a bunch of masked psychopaths, not only is that wrong, but if the, if the choice becomes that, or having no immigration enforcement, a lot. of people are just gonna go, well, we don't wanna be part of this. We don't wanna do this. So then you have a situation where. you have people coming in, you don't know who they are. because you've made.

immigration regulation synonymous. with zip tying children and old women. and, and rushing into high school graduations. So any enforcement people are gonna go, well, we don't wanna be part of that. So some of these ice raid, I just look at them. and I go, long term what? Exactly, I mean, now Palantir's gotten in on the game. Palantir said, we're gonna, we're gonna help you deport people.

This is the tech company's game, by the way. They're gonna talk about God. They're gonna, they're gonna get on the, they're, they're gonna, they're gonna do what Elon did with Twitter. He goes, we, we call it X now. And you can say the N word and we're gonna talk about God. and then we're gonna deport people. And while we're doing all of this behind the scenes, we're gonna create this digital police state. And you're gonna be with it or you're not. But we're going to placate you. with things we think culturally you feel comfortable with.

The truly progressive position on immigration is extreme. scepticism, says Alex Karp, a long time Democrat. and the data management company's chief executive, it's great that he's a long time Democrat. You go, what's interesting about the Silicon Valley people. is they're all radical libertarians. None of them actually believe in governments. None of them believe that the government should be. able to tell them what to do. They're progressive may on social policies. and economic policy to, to a degree they believe, like, you know, they're, maybe they're like whatever, you know,

pro gay marriage and, and there's a lot of women in leadership roles in. Silicon Valley or whatever. But the reality is none of them are progressive in the sense. that they believe that any entity outside. of their multi-billion dollar. and soon to be trillion dollar corporations can, can regulate them. They don't wanna be regulated. They don't want anyone telling them what to do. And this has been that way for a pretty long time.

And they believe that the United States government tax. dollars should subsidise their efforts to build a new world. that excludes anybody's right to criticise it. That's what they're doing. They're building a new world. that excludes anyone's right to criticise it. And here's the thing now, now they're going, well, let's get into these ice raids, let's start deporting people. Because what we'll be able to do is we'll be able. to curry favour with the United States.

government and they'll help with the, the war. You know, they, they sold a bunch of tech to Israel. They'll be helping with Venezuela, I'm sure. Palantir software is helping us, immigration. and customs enforcement track undocumented immigrants. and deport them faster according. to federal procurement filings. and interviews with people who have knowledge of the project. and who spoke on the condition of anonymity. to discuss sensitive detail. The thing is, you're never gonna get rid of. however many millions of people are in America illegally.

You're never gonna get rid of them in a span of four years. So the job of any government basically, I think is to. enforce immigration. You're gonna have to deport certain people. Absolutely. You're gonna deport people that have committed crimes. You're gonna deport people that are here. for a pretty short amount of time. But you need to have some way to do it. that it isn't pure chaos. And Marjorie Taylor Greene said that on this show, the thing you don't wanna do is lose the plot completely. Where people think all immigration enforcement is cruelty.

and it's all inhumane. And because you do need to have a country, you need. to have a border, you need to figure out what. rights you should have as a citizen. And, and it's harder. and harder to do this if you have people living in the. shadows that aren't citizens. that are in some weird legal limbo. And we have an economy, we have a culture, we have all these things where it's hard. to assimilate people into these things overnight.

So it causes more disruption. It radicalises people, it pushes people. to the political fringes. All the things that people supposedly don't want. So what you need to do is you need to regulate immigration. You need to figure out a way that it doesn't. It's the biggest issue everywhere in the world right now, in every single country, every western country, every European country, Scandinavian countries, the uk it's all immigration. It's all of it. It's the biggest motivating factor. that gets people out to the polls.

and it has to be dealt with. But when you have this clumsy, you know, kind. of somewhat insane over the top deportations, people are looking at this and going, you know, and this, what do they use? This Sabrina Carpenter song? - Yeah, - Play this. Let's see. - Have you ever tried this one? Have you ever tried this one? Have you ever tried this one?

- It's unserious. It's unserious, it's childish, it's cruel. I think one of the problems. with whatever the MAGA movement is evolved into. is it's duped their hardcore followers so much. that the only thing left now is performative cruelty. And I think that, you know, when you look at everything from. the Epstein stuff to this, this, you know,

crack down on the deep state. or whatever this is, all of this stuff has, has that, that hasn't happened and hasn't materialised. And you know, the, this blind. unyielding support for everything Israel does. and this insane pivot to Venezuela. and the fact that, you know, saved. for a few descending voices, we might've had more. of a commitment in Iran. It's unserious. And I think a lot of people are looking at this.

and saying, well, the, the last thing we have left is performative cruelty. And by the way, it's with the Democrats. The last thing they had left was the, the kind. of performative woke liberal, whatever you wanna call it, like that performative gobbledygook of just, you know, like, you know, this holding space crap where, you know, that's the last thing that they have left. They can't deliver any material change to anyone's life. They can't get anyone healthcare.

They can't make anyone's life better. So they're holding space. You know, the Democrats play this game. of like these performative kind of word games. and land acknowledgements. and these weird like, you know, pseudo prayers. that they, they say all the time. But that's the thing with Mag, you go, you go, wait a minute. All of this stuff seems designed to, it's designed to watch on television,

but it's not, it doesn't seem real. Like you look at this Venezuela stuff, this seems, doesn't seem real. We'll see if this ceasefire holds. Now they've also done good things. They've gotten rid of certain things that I think were good. I think the DEI stuff was good. I think closing the border was good. They've done some good things for sure. And a lot of people can recognise that. any political movement eventually has two parts.

It has the part where there's what's actually happening. And then the part, it it's the show. The show. And when Pete Hegseth tweets, Franklin targets narco terrorists, you know, everyone knows someone with a drug problem. It's a great, it's a great narrative. It's a great narrative. We're blowing a boat. People like it. It's the holidays, it's December, it's cold. People are in their, on their couch, they're watching TV.

and they see, and they're blowing up a boat. So let, let's watch a little bit of this to just see. what we're even talking about here. - Tonight. President Trump defending, striking a boat, allegedly carrying drugs to the US twice in early September. - I want those boats taken out. And if we have to, we'll attack our land also, just like we attack our sea. and there's very little coming in by sea, I think we've knocked out over 90% of it. - Two people initially survived. and the administration says the decision.

for a second strike killing all on board was made. by Admiral Frank Bradley. Today, defence secretary Pete Hegseth said even though he. watched the first part of the attack live, he'd moved on. to his next meeting before the second strike. - Admiral Bradley made the correct decision. to ultimately sink the boat and eliminate the threat. We have his back and the American people are safer. 'cause narco terrorists know you can't bring. drugs through the water. - So you didn't see any survivors. To be clear, after that first strike,

- I did not personally see survivors. But I stand 'cause the thing was on fire, it was exploded. And fire is smoke. You can't see any digital. It's on fire. This is called the fog of war. - Right? Right. The fog of war. They loved it. Listen, it's just what we gotta do as a country. It's just what we gotta do. You can't get angry at it. Can't even get mad at it. Yes, it's a war crime. It's whatever. It's what we do. It's. December, it's the holidays. No, it's, it's what we're gonna do. There's a decision made to just start bombing. We need to start, something's gotta get bombed.

I mean, truly when the Epstein stuff's going down. and all this stuff is going down, someone up there goes, we need to start bombing someone. Like now we need. to pivot people's attention from the economy. and the paedophile ring. We're covering up to Venezuela. Let's start blowing up boats. Who cares? They're narco terrorists. Great. We'll blow 'em up and it'll pivot. And even this is good.

Even this like war crime thing is good. 'cause what this allows is everyone can fight about this. It's just, I've lived through this forever. I'm, I'm sorry that I'm not, I don't feel any way about, I mean, you can't day in and day out. You can't consume this stuff and still care. There's no way to do it at 40. You'd have to be so crazy. You'd have to be so crazy at 40. to still have an emotional investment in that. It's just what it is. We're just blowing up with this is.

what happens here. Have you not lived here? Are you new? Are you five? We're blowing stuff up because in narco terrorists. and they're killing your family and fentanyl. and crack, whatever's, whatever you really, you know, whatever you need to believe here, whatever works, whatever fits, whatever narrative fits, we're gonna do it.

You know, it's a Bill Hicks joke where he goes, it's like he's a Hitler. and whatever you need, it's like, it's just the, it's the, it is just, this is the game we play. This is the game we play. It's, it's, it's like a tried and true method. and it really works. It really, really works. And kudos forget the morality of it. It's not what we're here to analyse. That's not what we're doing.

We're actually just looking at this going, kudos. Good job. Who's ever in there pushing this? You know your audience and you know it will work. And it is working in Long Island right now. And many suburbs like it. The people that whose children haven't killed them. are watching Fox News and they are seeing, or M-S-N-B-C by the way, and they're either going.

or criminal. or they're excited. that we're blowing up drug dealers in the. middle of the ocean. And they're not talking about Epstein. and they're not talking about whatever the hell. else is in these documents that may. or may not come out redacted or unredacted. And they're, and they're, and they're, and they're, they're not talking as much about the economy. and they're not asking to to, to have healthcare. And they're not asking what Palantir's doing. And they're not asking why five tech guys in AI control half.

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Now there's problems with mad like Maduro's. Not really. It's so interesting. We haven't had a Latin American villain. in a while, so it's like hard 'cause isn't this him dancing? - Yeah. - Yeah. It's kind of hard to get mad at them 'cause they like dance. See this? Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's a little hard to get mad at him. He, they're dancing, right? See, the, the Muslim, like the Middle East,

they don't dance. So we don't see like ISIS dancing, so it's easy. But when we see him dancing, we're like, I don't know. He's not fitting into the villain role. It's, there's, it, it's the culture's sexy. and there's a lot of dancing. And they go, like they, he's wearing a collared shirt. I, I don't know. It's, it's harder. Isis, they're all in black robes in a pickup truck. with knik cuffs. E easy done, done.

I mean, it's like wardrobe, hair and makeup in. Perfect. This is a little difficult. No one's really afraid of Venezuela. They don't like that gang trendy aua, which I, I imagine is no good. But they don't really, they're not really like, no one's going to bed in this country going, well, Maduro. And you know, he's gotta go. He's gotta go.

So their job is to telegraph How important it is, is to, it is American foreign policy. They go, you don't know what we know. And if you knew what we knew, if you had the intelligence, if you knew how many boats were coming in with Venezuelan, fentanyl, and this guy was like stamping each boat. with the m with his Maduro M. before they all left Venezuelan and came here. If you knew that you would understand why we had to blow up.

this boat and we'll have to blow up more boats, and then we'll release all of that footage. to entertain you over the holidays. This is what, this is what we need to do as a country. There's no, there's no other way. There's no other way to pivot people's, you need war. You know, domestic policy doesn't work because. otherwise, by the way, so here, this is a good,

this is a good example of where, this is. where the country is at. Every now and then, I like to check in with Jimmy Fallon's, the Tonight Show. My colleague and I like to see where is the country at? What, where is the United States right now? I think it's fair to check in. Now listen, does it have the viewership? It used to? No. Does it have the cultural cachet? Probably not.

But it is on the biggest network and it is the big show. It's the Tonight Show on NBC. And this one features Sydnee Sweeney, our greatest Nazi star. And so kidding Sydnee. But let's just take a look. 'cause, 'cause we need to understand who are the people. who aren't killing their parents? What are they, what are they, what's left for them?

What's le let's say you are not in Long Island. and you are not on drugs. and you are not killing your parents in a deli. during morning rush. My favourite thing, the breakfast rush, because he, it's such a Long island, and he is, right? He's like, there's home fries, there's eggs going, there's bacon going, we got soft rolls. People are just trying to eat and go back to their house. and go to sleep and get on the phone. for an hour about their disability. People want to get on the phone for an hour.

They're gonna wait on hold because they're, they're gonna, they're voluntarily disabled. And they go, I need my money. I'm disabled. My friend got injured, he injured himself. with a shopping cart in Home Depot, spent two years not working. and got a settlement of like $60,000, which was much less. than had he just worked. But that's not the point. The laziness, the being a piece of shit is the point.

That's the whole thing about Long Island. It's like being a piece of shit is the point. But what if you are just a, a regular person in America and, and you, you know, you are not on drugs. that were shipped here by Maduro, apparently, and you're not going. to kill your parents while they're making omelettes. Where, what, what is left for you? Truly? Like, this is a good question.

If you're not a Nazi, if you're not far left comedy, like if you're not a radical, if you're not going crazy, if you are not some type of antisocial, whatever. Like if you're not totally radicalised in some sector. of the internet, if you're not a furry, if you're not like a non-binary, sapiosexual furry. or you're not like reading books about. Hitler, where are you? What's left for the mainstream of this country? Take a look.

- This is unbelievably great. Okay. Ah, alright. There's three of the hot hottest dolls right now. that are attached to purses, - LABU. - Yes. Yes. And they're at a fast food where you, where you take your car to get fast food, even faster. A drive through. Yes. What's the Scottish hamburger place? Sorry. Sorry. As a clown. As a clown, A clown is a mascot.

McDonald's. Yes, yes, yes. And they're doing, they're doing, my boo boos are going through a drive through McDonald's. Yes. But they're also doing a TikTok trend. involving numbers. Everyone says it. It's not 41. Oh, I can't say that. No, no. You can sit, no, go, go. Subtract two, subtract two, subtract two. I think from what you're saying, no, I can't say that he's, that's the trend.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The the nu there's a number. I know. Is it? It's not 66. I know, but that I feel like I'm gonna No, you can say it. It's not 68. I know it's six seven. Yes. Labu. - Three Labu is doing six seven at McDonald's. Alright. Alright. Serious question. Why would you not do fentanyl. and kill your parents in a deli?

Why would you not? When that is what is being offered. as the mainstream entertainment. option when that is being offered, when. that is put forth. as the mainstream entertainment option, why would people not embrace a life. of drugs?

I mean, why, if that was what was out there, why would you not? When I watch that, I feel like I'm on drugs. I've been sober for 15 years. When I watch that, I feel as if I am on drugs. So when reality feels like you are on drugs, why would you not just be on drugs? You know? CNN is now working with our friends at Calci.

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friend of the show, Barry Weiss. I texted her the other day. I said, come on the show. Come on the programme. I said, we're in the top 30 in the in the world really on Spotify. top 25 when this thing drops, come on the show. Again, we'd have disagreements, but we'd have a great conversation about. our country and world. And the offer is out to Barry. and no response, which is sad,

but somewhat expected but sad. So she's choosing to do a town hall with Erica Kirk. and not Mo and not me. What about, it's a town hall with Erica Kirk. And then I come on right. after dressed like the president of Iran, why wouldn't she do a town hall with me? And then the president of Iran as well on, on Zoom.

We kid Barry, friend of the show Barry was, well, there you have it folks. I mean, here's what it is. You know, we didn't even get to Michael. and Susan Dell donating a historic, let's just get Michael and Susan Dell. Can we just finish out with Michael and Susan Dell folks? 6.2 billion here. Michael and Susan Dell. I mean this one, huh? I mean these two, Michael and Susan Dellwood. Let's get some volume on this. - This is really exciting. - Is it Sus? Absolutely.

- It's a very special moment. We're making a $6.25 billion investment in America's kids. through our charitable funds. - Next year, every American child will be able. to get an investment account powered by Invest America. - That's right. We see what happens when a child gets even a. small financial headstart. Their world expands. The real power of. - These accounts is that anyone can contribute. Parents, relatives, friends, everyone can help shape a child's. - It's the eyes to philanthropists, companies,

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And they had a bunch of money left over. after purchasing that head for her that they were able. to donate six and a half billion dollars to the children. Well, the children are our future. No one believes that. Not the AI people. No one believes that the children are our future. Really. They're killing their parents in delis. So if you're gonna invest in anything, invest in a security system for the restaurant you own. Goodnight.